FULL SHOW: Keyzie's Travel Stitchup

On today's show, Jase has made a huge blunder as an agent, Mike's away and it's definitely not because there's tensions within the team, and Keyzie's in hot water for his actions overseas.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers Tooey from bringing
back to laughs and the world gone.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, don't fight, It's time to go oversize.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest feast, is the biggest, biggest
shot Big.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Show with Jason Hows, Mike Minogue and get your Mad Boss.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
It's great to have your company this Wednesday afternoon. It
is the twenty third of October twenty twenty four, and you,
my friends, are listening to the Big Show brought to
you by Towey.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Get It in You?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Get get it in you?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Is that what we're doing with this now?

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Yeah? Men?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Really?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah? Oh sorry, Keezy? Are everyone great news?

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Keezy's back in the studio with us after his little
deliance with Sydney. Yeah, that's how we're doing it now, Keezy.
So it's with Towey Get it in.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Right?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay? Hang on. So you're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Tooey good?

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, yeah, like you're really trying to squeeze one out right,
But hey mate, good to see you.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
How's life?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Life's really good? Actually, Jace, I've had forty four days
off in a row. Four d's four days.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Off you had four d's on your day off.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, that's not what I said. I said I had
four days off in a row. And the issue is
now that Mike's not here. Yeah, and I am a
bit worried that people are going to start thinking, oh,
Jace was away, and now Mike's away, now that Keysy's back,
and they're all sort of taking turns. I'm worried that
people are starting to think cracks are forming in the
Big Show, so we can't all be in a room together.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, look, and the rumors are already starting. I'll
be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
I was in the supermarket today and someone asked me
that very question, right, you know, is everything okay.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
With you guys?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
And what did you say?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
You know what? I said to it?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Absolutely And he said, you know, as pugs, you know,
taking precautions and stuff, And I said, yeah, he's doing
all that. People have their concerns about the Big Show.
I can absolutely and emphatically tell you everything's tickty boo.
I mean, I'll be honest with you. Outside of the
studio we hate each other, Yeah, but when we're in
this studio, it is just nothing but magic Keysy.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, what because Mike's not here. Did he say why
because he's blocked me? So I can't. I couldn't look
at that.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
That's something that I'm not comfortable of, you know, talking
on about you again.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, but let's just say what that.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Pugsart and I and old Minogi have started our own
little chat songs.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, easy, okay, so yeah cool, So you guys just
have your own little actually know this is we need
to leave this off here, yes, and provide a front
on air like everything's yeah, yeah, you're looking great, man.
Is that a new haircut?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, it is a new haircut.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I was going to go for the fade, but I
don't know how to explain it to the head or.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just ask for a fade.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, well I did that.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Last time and he didn't give me a fade. He
just put black dust in my hair, which I didn't
ask for, and then he said, you look twenty years younger, Joys.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's no app either, I remember. So what are you
going to a barber or a hairdresser or.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
A young fellow started a barbershop just at the top
of my street there, so I go to him to
support local keezy, right, Okay, yeah, hey, back now listen,
massive show. I head going to delve into your holiday, Keezy,
because I've I've heard something shocking and I need it
to dressed immediately.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Right, Okay, we can do that next. Also, actually you
do keep an ear up for that gig a little
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Speaker 4 (03:32):
Here's a chemical.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Brothers the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy indeed.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Beg there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The great news is Keyzy's back in town. The bad
news is that Mogi's not back in town today.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, that's right. He basically got in touch just before
the show said hey guys, something's happened worth the miss
today's show. Yeah, but he'll be back tomorrow, which is great.
But Jakes, I've been away in Sydney. Yeah. It all
came about because a maid of mine has just moved
over the end. We've been meaning to go and see her.
Who and you sit up, you know she's just settling again.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Sure, yeah, just before you get into it, Keysy.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Right, when I got back from my holiday, I was
shocked to learn that you're in Sydney. At no stage
and I was spoken to Pagsan and the boss and boss, yeah,
the Boss and Mogi. At no stage do I recall
you asking my permission to go to Sydney. I don't
recall that any of a happening.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do I have to do that?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Obviously?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes, I need to go take a purse, so I
have to ask your permission for that. Certainly you do, okay,
because I like to go in there too.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
When you're doing that.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, it's weird actually.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
But how was it though? Seriously? Because I find Sidney
really hot.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
It wasn't actually that hot. It was probably like twenty
two degrees nice, it was really nice. Yeah, yeah, it
was nice. How did you know? And so that was
it was great. But we've been meaning to go over
and visit a maide of mine and forgot that this
deal popped up for cheap flights, so he jumped on that,
which was great. Also, my wife had a like a
COOPVE had a coupon for our accommodation, so I was

(05:05):
twenty percent off. That's really nice.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
God you guys.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Hostel. Yeah, and we got our own room in the
hostel which was really nice, like really nice, probably like
a three star. And then turns out the whole weekend
we were there and my wife actually knew this, it
was like thirty percent off all public transport.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
So I went on a train a few times, went
on light rail or you might know that as a tram. Sure,
we're on like a really big boat, like not super big, Jason,
probably like I think it's called a fiery caught that
out to a manly sort a really cool building by
the water and it second bridge, have you seen the
bridge in Sydney? Have you seen the bridge in Sydney?

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Jayson?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yes, it'll blow your mind. If you haven't seen it,
it'll blow you.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I've seen the bridge.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Can I just ask you a question just on that front,
by the way, would you go anywhere if you couldn't
get a deal, because it seems to me it's like
what oh my wife and your wife seems very good
at this. Incidentally, my daughter's very good at this sort
of stuff too. Cheap flights, coupons, yeah, you know what
I mean. Public transport thirty percent enough. I mean, the

(06:11):
question I ask you is would you go overseas?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
And if you couldn't do it, we get a deal.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well, there's this really cool building and sitting in and
you can go in there and watch gigs and stuff
right by the water. Yes, and we were really keen
to go to one one of my favorite bands was
actually playing there. But we had to pay full price.
I was like, oh, I don't know about that. Yeah,
you know, because most of the eighty percent of the
enjoyment for me is no target that I paid less
than everyone else.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, And so you know, it was really great because
we found this restaurant around the corner from us that
if you went in and dined early, you.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Could get all you can eat off the price.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
So we were having dinner at like three p thirty
every day.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I remember when you went overseas last time and there
was a buffet breakfast and your wife was stealing stuff
in her in a little bag there, that's right, so
that you could make lunch not have to pay for lunch,
your cheap bastard.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
That's right. We went and found like a Tupperway store
and then we're just go and load up on that.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Have Tappa were on sale.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
The tough No No, unfortunately was full price. I was
passed off about that, but honestly, I'd recommend it. It's great.
People say it's expensive, but we didn't find it that bad, right, Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
No, it's great to have you back, mate, and I
You've got a great little ten going on. And the
old burnt meat patties. You obviously got those out because
they they are popping. Man, Yeah, I should do it
because just to paint a picture here, Kezey's wearing a
lovely tight white T shirt and it's.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Pretty sea true.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
But listen, I've got something I need to address because
if it's true, I'm going to be furious with you, Keezy. Well,
like something that that you did again to your wife?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
What No, I didn't do that. No, no, no, I
don't know. I don't know. I didn't.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
But here's the deaf times. Turn it that way, don't Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
The hold I keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in days and four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Is indeed def Leppard there on the radio hoed Arky
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Keys He's back in town,
which is great news. Sadly no Mogi today, but hopefully
Mogi will be back tomorrow. I just want to assure
everyone the big show's tickety boo. We're not all breaking
up and hating each other's guts.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
All right.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, I think Pugs is away tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
And then I'm away on Friday.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
That's sweet, and.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Then Moggi's off on the Monday.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
There you're kidding me.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I am kidding. I'm just joking. Hey, we got a
great little talkback cent along Jason's from Todd and this
is something I just want to remind the audience of.
If you have the iHeartRadio app and you're listening digitally,
maybe you're out of radio signal or something, there's a
little microphone at the bottom. You can tap that and
send us a voice message, like old Toddy, did I
get eight flowers?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Just tie over from Taro.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I just want to make a shout out to your
massive backbones.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Why Jay with Nogi owen easy thick porn, yellow monkey wheeze.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yes, that's really good stuff.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah, I'm confident you'll know the answer to this. Keysy,
what's thick porn?

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
No, I think what he's done there is excidentally mix
up the things. You know what I mean? Well, you
know what monkey wheeze is.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Though I know what monkey wheezers. I'm just curious to
know what thick porn ish.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
So I'll discuss it off here. Hey, we were chanting
my my holiday, weren't we? Yes, I went to Sydney.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
There was great Now listen, I don't like to listen
to gossip and rumor.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Kezy, right, okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
But we were doing the show yesterday, Moggie and I
and he said there, No, he said something to me
that was.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
So egregious, so.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Abysmal.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I refuse to believe it.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
That's something he'd say.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Now, the listeners may or may not recall that when
Keyesy last went on holiday, which was to BALI if
I recall Keysy, that's right, Yeah, you gotta you gotta upgrade.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I was sicky on the way there. I got upgrade
at to Premium Economy was so nicely.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yes, And I just want to remind everyone Kesey was
with his wife, and he was with his best mate
and his part and his partner, and Kesey who could
have given the upgrade to his wife did.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Not no will we bid for her upgrade as a
well to join me. But unfortunately, and I say unfortunately
and I mean it, she wasn't successful with her bids,
so she had to sit with me.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Regardless, Kesey took the upgrade and left his wife, best
mate Moath, and his partner in the pig pens.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
And just loaded it up.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Now, the rumor was, and this is what Mogi said
to me yesterday yet again on the way to Sydney, Jason,
you got another upgrade Kesey, and your wife didn't. And
if that is true and you took it, we're done, mate,
because that is totally unacceptable to me.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Can I say I didn't get an upgrade to premium economy?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
All right?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I the situation was, Jason, you really had to be there,
to be honest, to really understand the complexities of the situate. Situation.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
You know the works?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Have you heard of the works?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I had the works, which meant that I got a
bag and a meal, and because I have a Koodoo membership,
I get a free bag, so that it means you've
got two bags. So it's like, why doesn't one of
us just get the works?

Speaker 7 (11:27):
Then?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
We get the two bags. Anyway, it's only a three
hour flow. We don't need a meal, you know.

Speaker 8 (11:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
And so one of us, me having the Kudo membership,
I had the works that I was given a meal
and my wife was given a small packet of nuts.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
WHI should be used to that. But I mean, and
I've heard that from just a passenger that texted in yesterday.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
That your wife attempted to have a little spoonful of
your chicken casserole there and you literally lap to your hand,
and we.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Shouldn't give me any of a nuts. But look, Jason,
as I say, the complexity of the situation, I bought as.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Something complex about it Kezy, and I want to put
it out to the listeners. On three four eight three,
Kesey gets an upgrade. Last time he takes it, leaves
his wife behind. Kesey gets food this time, doesn't share
it with his wife. How do you feel about that?
On three four eight three, And does it defeat how
you feel about Kezy?

Speaker 4 (12:23):
I need to know?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
He rather texts three don't forget on three for three
in the drawer for a twoy prize pack.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
The Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Radio Hodi.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
This one goes out to you guys, gig it a little.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yes, indeed, looking forward to Tommy Yorke on Saturday. Keezy
you going to that? Yeah? Me and Pugsan Mogi's going
on the Friday night and we're going on the sat
Day night.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh that's because you guys can't be together in the
same Oh.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Oh, I know, it's just because the Saturday night was
free and Ogi paid for his The stupid bar you
always doesn't really know that he's a top radio DJ.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
For God, say, that's the whole point of doing it
free gigs.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Why don't you just pay full price for something for once?

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Don't even start with me, Keasy, get a lukym mad
Barsett house life.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Oh that's okay? Hell you going? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Good?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Good mate?

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Good? Hey tell me, Luke, what do you do for
a crust?

Speaker 6 (13:22):
I am an education around all day.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
A backbone, backbone, mate.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I was.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
I don't know if you know this about me, Luke.
I went to teachers training college, but I I just
couldn't do it, mate. And it doesn't help if you're
you know, working with kids.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
If you don't like them.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, no, that's it's probably key.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeaht of it, Yeah, totally. Mate.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Now, listen, if we were to give you five hundred bucks,
what gig would you like to go and see?

Speaker 6 (13:51):
Well, there's two options I've got in the moment. One
highly rated option to me is just spend it on
babysitting and get away from my kids.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Sure, And the other one would be crowded house.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Crowded house. Right?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Is there any way you could combine the two and
use it to go to crowded house and have babysitting?

Speaker 6 (14:08):
I think I could.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Okay, Well, great news for you, Luke, You're five hundred bucks.
Were at your mate?

Speaker 6 (14:14):
God, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
No worries, Buddy, worries, Luke. That's what we do on
this show, mate.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
We just give away cash, cash cash, Luke, appreciate it,
beautiful mate. Stand the line and I'll goot made pugsn
in the studio.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
B We'll look after you, right, thanks mate. He Incidentally, Keys,
have you noticed puck sounds here at the moment?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
It looks great?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Three Buffy?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Hey, I love it?

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
And can I just say big shout out to Super
Liquor for making this all possible. Cheers to Live gigs
and cheers to super Liquor. Jason, Yeah, totally. Now, before
we gave away some cash cash cash to Luke from donners,
you decided to start a pretty shit text convo, which
is was Kesier dog for upgrading himself on the way
to Sydney? Again? Can I just clarify that isn't how

(14:56):
it happened. I did get a meal and my wife
didn't because I needed a bet. She did it basically,
So why you know it's only a three hour flight?

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
And so your text topic was how do you feel
about Kezy? Has this changed your thoughts around her?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Because I want to reiterate too. He did that when
he went to Balley as well.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
The last time they went overseas, he got upgraded to
economy and left his wife in the pig pens.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well, what about this one here on three four eight three.
If the flight is over four hours, it's every man
for himself. See that's good. I agree, man. If you
can get a free upgrade, you go for it. If
she got the upgrade, I'd be happy for it.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
That sort of attitude makes me vomit in my mouth. Kezy,
she'll be.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Looking for an upgrade soon, not hard with Keesy though
longtime listener, first time Texter Kezy is a yellow belly dog.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's fair.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
What do you think, Hody Jay, I'm getting big misogynous
Keezy vibes the dirty, dry humping dog. That's what you
were after when you start.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
Now.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
I mean, I refuse to believe Mogi when he talked
about it yesterday that you did it a second time.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
And I'll be honest with you, mate, I'm disgusted right. Um.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
You know I've been married for twenty seven years, mate,
and I would never ever, Well, if I got upgraded,
it would be instantly. There you go, Darling, you fill
your boots and I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
She wouldn't do it? Why not because she loves me
and she wants to hang out with me.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Because we're going on a holiday to give keys in
not in separate compartment.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
No j outcher boys.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
So you're saying that both of you would say no
to an upgrade. Yes, that's just stupid. No, have you
ever been premium or business?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Mate? I'm premium every time I fly.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Okay, here we go, bullshit, that's just stupid. You're both
missing out.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
No, man, that's just non acceptable, Keysy, I'm not happy
about it.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
He's t Rex for.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Hod Aki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Guns Roses here on the radio Hodanki Big Show. Just
very quickly getting back to the fact that you've got
a free meal on the trip to Sydney flight and
my wife did it and your wife didn't. Just to
I don't want to sort of reiterate it, but your
wife wrung me in tears that night she was starving, Kezy,
was she keep the text coming on.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Three four eight three? Is keasy a piece of shit
for doing that?

Speaker 8 (17:13):
That is not.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Then and remembering, of course that he went to Ballei
last time and upgraded to Premium economy and left his
wife and economy.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
I mean, I'm not going to.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Assume what other people are thinking, Keezy. I just want
to know how other people feel about it, because I
know how I feel about it well.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
That the topic is not as keasy a piece of shit.
That's not the topic. The topic is keasy smart to
have just got the works for one person because they
only needed one bag, or pay extra for two meals
when it's only a three hour flight.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Now, listen I want to sort of beer down on
something that you wrote in the chat the other day
while you were over and Saidney, and that was something
to do with you being massively steamed and going to
the Opera House and pre loading beforehand.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
What was going on there?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Mates, Well, first I can if you're going to, you know,
talk about this topic. You got to discuss the full
text that I sent through which I was massively steamed
at the Opera House responsibly, is what I said. Yes,
basically I misread the situation for the Sydney Opera House.
Now I did manage to go inside and watch a
concert the Friends of Ours book to the whole thing.

(18:17):
I had never heard of the group. All I knew
was that it was with the Sydney Philharmonic Orchestra and
this other group which was magnificent. However, we basically the
Opera House is you know, it's out on the sort
of point there right by the bridge.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
The Opera House, and it's in Sydney.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Jason.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Now there's a whole lot of bars nearby, and every
single one of them has a great view of like
cruise ships, the harbor bridge, the Opera House. So we
sort of did a bit of a TICKI time.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
That's why you went into the may because of the
great views.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
That's right for the view. And we were there probably
for about five hours before the gig started, and then
the gig starts at eight. At ten past eight, we're
still watching them back this cruise ship out because it
was quite interesting and well, I don't even know the
name of this gig anyway, so let's just be like,
because this is really interesting watching them. There were tug
boats and stuff, which are like small boats to trust

(19:06):
you know what a tug is. So anyway, ten minutes late,
going into the opera house as I we're rushing and
can't find the entrance, you know, cool looking building, can't
find a bloody door to save herselves, you know, get
in there, straight to the bar. I'm like, oh, why
is he no one in line at the bar? This
is great. I'll have a couple of toyes please, I said,
And then they said, what's toey We're in Australia and

(19:26):
I was like, okay, I'll have a couple of the
local bruis. Then responsibly got two so I didn't have
to get up again, got up to the front door,
went to go in and the asher was like, Hey,
you're going to have to wait for You're going to
have to wait for the applause. You can't just walk
in halfway through them performing. And I was under the
impression that it was some sort of like electronic gig
mixed in with a bit of symphony, but it was
like a proper orchestral performance. So I'm waiting at the

(19:49):
back on the two beers, and my wife is there.
She's not steamed at all, but no, not in tears.
She's fine at the stage anyway. I make my way
to my seat, which is sort of near the front.
She's up the.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Back, even telling the story you see pest.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
So she goes to her sea, which is at the
very back. I'm up the front because we couldn't afford
to get both, so I figured white and ice at
it the front. But I get in there and I
go and sit down, and as I turn around and
look at everyone that's around me, they're all fifty plus,
all wearing really nice outfits. No one else has drinks,

(20:21):
and I'm holding two beers, showing up late and quite steamed.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
If you tell me now that you were wearing that
ridiculous pink jacket.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
I'm going to slap you.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I was wearing my pink oh sorry, I was wearing
my faded red jacket honestly, and it was just, oh wow,
I've bitten off more than I can chew here with
such a classy event. I loved it, thoroughly enjoyed it.
It was quite bleary for the whole thing, quite loud.
Have you heard a tuber before? It bloody loud. And
then by the end of it walked out and I
was just like, well, I completely mis misgauged that. My
wife was like, oh, you reckon. Yeah, So just a

(20:56):
fear warning if you go to an orchestral performance.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Actually just on there. No, by the way, if you've
never done that, bloody amazing. I love going to the
symphony and just having having a blast. But you sounded
like you disgraced yourself and the big show and pugsn.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, because the Big Hay has got a great reputation. Yeah, totally,
I've definitely heard of it.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
But listen, I don't want to go too hard on you, keezy,
because actually I had little bit of a confession to
make to you after five mate.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Right another one.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
You feel a bit I feel pretty bad about it.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
In anticipation for this is Jason piece of shit text
he on three four it We're going to do that
after five.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Welcome back to your mess of bagbones. Hope your Wednesday
is going along tickety boo. You're listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Towey.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
I told you that, Keysy, We've changed. You've got to
join in, right, Okay, do it again. You're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Dewey. Yeah, well okay,
well maybe I'll just do it.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
That really hurt my throat. Yeah, it looked like it
did to jeepers. It felt like I've just done tool
Was it tool chat?

Speaker 6 (22:08):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
See? I thought we weren't doing till he get it
in you We were doing two he celebrating the return
of the year right billboards.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yes, And actually on yesterday's show, we had people send
in their ideas on three four eight three, and we
rang the hotline there and just fired them through.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
So hopefully we'll hear back about those very.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Shortly, because there a high line you can call and
leave and leave your ideas.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, yeah, sounds amazing.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
One of them was really good at really till work.
Fancy this is our year yeah right right?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
What they're doing there that tickles my fancy? Yeah, of
course the return of the famous two year right billboards,
because in this age we could all do with a laugh. Heayber.
What's coming up on the show, Jason?

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Well, firstly, I'm coming up next. I've had a bit
of a confession to make. But after realizing what what
a piece of work you are ditching your wife yet again?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
My wife upgrade, I had a meal, she did it.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
I feel like I don't feel so bad about what
sort of happened with you. So that's going to be
coming up next. I just want to reiterate to people
no mogi today and just scotch the rumors that are
just fluttering around there that we hate each other's guts
and that yeah, we can't all be in the studio.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
To give it because I know that, like sometimes this
is how radio shows finished. You know, certain people aren't
there and there's always two people. That's not what's happening.
Any of those rumors that have been started are not true.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Yeah, mind, you have to hearing about what you did
to your wife on those traps. I'm actually beginning to
feel a bit that way towards you, actually, Keezy.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Jason Us, I feel you're putting too much mustard on
this and people that have just tuned in are going
to think that I've done something atrocious and you have
no I haven't. For those who have just joined, all
we did was we went to Sydney. I had the
work's upgrade on in New Zealand because we only needed
book one bag and so why would we both get it?
It's a three hour trip. I was like, do you
want a meal? She's like, no, not really should be fine,
We'll eat before we go. Okay, sweet, all right, it's

(24:08):
not the end of the world. I had a meal
and a bag and she did it.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
All right, It's not the end of the world here,
Smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Don't just throw to a song like that.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Tune that Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
And Kesey inkeep us there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. Keezy I said the front mate,
come on now, hey, now listen, well, I've got a
bit of a confession to make now.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
People, some people may not know a very nervous and
anxious and agitated little.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Keysy Okay, what Jason's trying to say is approximately a
year and a half ago I asked Jason if he
could be my agent and find me some acting job. Yes,
And then he put a whole lot of mustard on
it and said, I was anxious and nervous.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
That little Keesy came and said, howidy jay legend, that's
not how it happened.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Your massive backbone. Will you be my agent?

Speaker 8 (25:09):
Know?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
What happened was you said you were an agent and
I wouldn't mind getting into acting, and then I signed
up with your agency. And since then it hasn't really
gone too well.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
And I thought to myself, looking at that little Kezy,
there he can nestle into the breast of forty j
and I'll nurture him through.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
Um.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
And this is why I have a bit of a
confession to make Keesy.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
As you know, I was away for the week last week.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
It was one of those scenarios where you've got holiday
days and your bosses are going can you use them
up please?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Before Christmas?

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
So you didn't actually go anywhere though, right, you were
just here.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah, it's just sort of hanging out. But what I
do do is I go sort of quiet zone.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
Is what you do do?

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah, I turned the phone.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Off, right, even though you're here in Auckland.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Yeah, I just don't want to talk to anyone. I
just need some time and some quiet and some peace
and quiet.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Now.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
I did that all week last week, and I may
or may not have missed some calls which may or
may not have been opportunities for a young and up
and coming crazy the actor from certain people that may
or may not have been huge directors in their own.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Right r and hang on actors, right, Okay, so what
are we talking? You know, Shortland Street, that sort of thing.
We're talking.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
I know we're talking far beyond that keezy way because
I've been a little bit sort of sensitive to the
fact that you carry on.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I used to love Home in a way it's a
great show.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
I was getting very sensitive to the fact that, you know,
you were really humming into old hardy j at your
lack of prospects.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
I really put my nose to the grind.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Go on.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Well, it's just would have been convenient because you could
have been standing about five minutes away from the grind.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
And thought, no, I'm going to really put it in
there for Kezy. You know, he's got that quirky goofy look,
he's got that sort of sort of tufty mustache.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Surely I can do something.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
So I just sent it out, not just with the
New Zealand and Australia worldwide, right, And I was actually
amazed by the response I got by people.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
So so when did you say what you did that
recently then turn your phone off for a week.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yes, well I need time out sometimes, Keezy. That's just
how it is, man, right, don't begrudge me, No.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Hang on, that's fine. People need time out. I get it.
How many offers did I miss out on? And the
kind of offers where we could just wring them now
and be like, no, I'm back now he's interested.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Look there sort of give and take. I mean, it
depends how you look at them.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Really.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Well, you know, so glass half full? Glass half?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
I tell you I'll play you the messages because I
didn't actually get back to any of them. Right, I've
just got to put that on the line right now,
because the sort of time when I turn my phone
back on. All those offers kind of disappeared.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Right, And is it like an unspoken rule where we
just can't get back to them? But hey, is this
still open?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Can we do that?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Could you do that? As my agent?

Speaker 4 (28:07):
I could do that, but I couldn't be bothered, right, So.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
We'll do that next show.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Sure, this is gonna make me feel worse.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Oh no, it should make you feel better because of
the quality of the people that were asking.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Kesey, Yeah boy, Nirvana on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is five twenty five and
a boy. I just made a bit of a confession
to Kesey. When I was away on holiday last week,
I had my phone off and I'm Kesey's agent, and
as I was saying to Kezy, I may or may

(28:44):
not have got certain calls from certain directors inquiring about
Keysey's availability.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, you were saying, these people are bigger than Shortland Street. Yes,
which is I'm trying to think, like, what is that
backed to the rafters or some sort of show.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Yeah, just a little bit better. You mentioned home in
Away kind of on that level. Wow.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
So yeah, how Margot Robbie got her start.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Well that's how a lot of Australian actors and New
Zealand actors get their starts and those soaps over in Australia.
But anyway, so I feel a little bit bad about it.
But what I want to do is because you've been
giving me a hard time about the lack of work
that you have through me, and I just want to
actually prove to you that that actually these people actually
called me, because.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Otherwise you think I'm just pulling a rabbit out of my.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Ass, right, Okay, well, so play the first voice, Meldon.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Well, the first one is, well, he's done a few
good things. Inception, does that come to mind?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oppenheimer Yen Hymen, yeah, Oppenheimen what the hell's off?

Speaker 10 (29:54):
And Omen Jase.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Jase, oh my god, podsh my god.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Um and just still up there easy.

Speaker 10 (30:10):
Okay, it is still all right.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I'm doing to find the voice.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Yeah, if you could mate, that'd be good.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Yes, Hello there, this is Christopher Nolan looking for Hoiti
j I hope you're well just calling regarding one of
your talents. Christopher Key or Keysy as you call him,
I think he'd be perfect for my next feature film,
all shot on Imax in about fourteen hours long. Of course,
it's going to be essentially Oscar bait. We'll have a

(30:38):
Best Picture nomination and probably a guarantee Best Actor win
for Kesy. And of course I have my flat rate
of fifteen million dollars for all my leads. So if
you could please let them know and possibly get back
to me by Sunday at the latest, otherwise I'll be
calling Killian Murphy again. I hope you're doing more than
two strokes these days.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Wow, dear God.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I think that guy directed Oppenheimen.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
I don't know how that happened, but it happened. But listen, listen.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Even though that particular film, I mean, he's he's bloody,
what's the word.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
He's prolific.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Mate, So I'm sort there'll be another opportunity, And to
be honest with you, Keazy, I don't think you're ready
for that level of movie yet.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Right, Okay, is the only one? I hope that was
the only one.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
We Sadly it wasn't the only It wasn't the only one. Yeah,
if you heard a Guy Ritchie.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah what movies? Does he direct?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Lotstock and two Smoking Barrels.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Oh yeah, yeah that sort of thing you know, Yah,
sort of classic British sort.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Of game match snatch, a bit of snatch.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah, he gave me a call as well.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
Oh good j just seeing here that you're the agent
for old Kezy. It's Guy Ritchie by the way, directing
a new film. It's going to be based on sort
of English gangster stuff. Thought Kezy would be right at
home playing one of these characters, playing one of the leads.
It'll be about three months filming over here in London,
but of course standard rate applies fifteen thousand pounds per day,

(32:09):
and then every day that it's in the cinemas as well,
he'll get a couple thousand quid for that as well.
Hit me back by the way, still got my number,
So if you can get in touch with me, mate,
that'd be great. Need to nobody into the week tell
Mogi I said, Hi, cheers.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Two things on that front. One, I hate his movies,
so I don't want that to do wow, I mean
I just don't.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
So that's why you didn't call him back.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
I don't want you to be a part of it.
And two his accent is terrible.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Right, Oka?

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Is that the end of it?

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Then this one I do feel bad about, right you
may have you ever heard of Scarlett Johanson?

Speaker 11 (32:49):
Oh shit, it's a voicemail. Okay, jays Hi, it's Scarlet.
Hi long time.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Hey.

Speaker 11 (32:55):
Can you ask Keasy if he would be really to
play a role I've had this upcoming movie. There are
some intimate scenes, and I know the last guy that
was asked to do it. We just didn't really gell
but I feel like he'sy and I really wouldn't And
ten thousand dollars a day, you can tell him that's us.
Oh yeah, so it's really important. I do need to

(33:16):
know about the end of this week. Yeah, anyway, comic
babes bye.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah. I love Scarlet. She's great.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
But once again, I think she's done so many roles
over the years, even her accent at the moment. But listen, no,
I know, because you know you had that we had
that scene man on man that from a little while
back that you were like not comfortable with. The one hour,
one shot love making.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Scenes was very different.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
But I do have to say that this movie was
pure erotica.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Which one are you talking about now, you do, Scarlett
Johan Not?

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Okay, Yeah, yeah it was. It is erotica, and I
know that you're not particularly comfortable with it.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Big Time Stories? There was Big Time Stories. So but
you know, there'll be another opportunity somewhere down the line.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Cool, I'll I'll say, just keep your phone on jas
because you never know when a Hollywood director with a
great accent is going to call through with a massive role.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah, totally, Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
And Kesey Matellica there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon the time.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Oh you're right.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
When I have a neck area which is chewing gum right, yeah,
it's like with nicotine in it.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Sometimes it hits me real hard right in the esophagus.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
The AKEYSI and it just happened midway through Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Hey, now listen if you're just joining us. By the way,
no Moggi today, but hopefully back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
You're good. Yeah, Moggie will be back.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, my mouth.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
That's the weird thing. It's the ever going down that's
burning my esophagures.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
So great man, yeah, no mo you today. He'll be
back tomorrow, which is great. However, in the meantime, Jason,
I think we've got breaking news.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
We sure do, mate, this is breaking news.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Can I can you have a gavisco on or something,
because it's really thrown me off, you just barely being
able to stop myself throwing.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Passay, it'll pass.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Now listen if you're in just swinging, you need to
listen at Big Time New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
That's right. We have started the radio Hodarky Swingers Club.
So have you ever thought about getting out there and
having a swing.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Look at Pagsan nodding away there in the studio, but
he's into us.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Of course, when we say swimming, we mean golf, swinging, swinging.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
We mean golf, not swimming.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Geezy, yeah, we mean golf. Yeah yeah, which is exciting. Basically,
how this came about as Jason and I have started
playing golf together. Rees, well, we played once and he's
turned me down every time since.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
But we're playing tomorrow though, man, yeah we'll see yeah,
yeah good.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
So we've been started playing golf. We're like, you know
what we should get out there because people in our
listenership like playing golf. There are people that don't years
and there are people that do. However, this particular promotion
we're going to start running if it goes well, We're
just going to start in Auckland first of all, see
how that goes, and then we'll be open to suggestions
of other places around the country. Basically, you get in
touch at Hodaki dot Co Dottings and you sign up

(36:23):
and you and four of your mates could be coming
to play a round of golf with us. This time
it's at Moody Why Golf Links in Auckland, which is
a very very nice golf course. You get golf carts
included burgers, you know, beage bridges. So it's even if
you're not into golf doing that with the big show.
I mean Pugs never plays, neither does Mogi. No, it'll
be very casual. It's just an excuse for us to go, Hey,

(36:44):
let's go play some of the best courses in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, what I I've been able to move away once
I think, yeah, not to play. I mean I've been
at the beach heap of times, but I've seen the
course a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
It looks like an absolute doozy.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
It is a really good links course because it's by
the water. It is in the name Moody Way Golf Links.
Yeah yeah, yeah, So it's an amazing place to play.
If you are interested in that. The Ducky Swingers Club,
it's a tease in the bowl situation to find out
who you peered up with because obviously you do golf
and fours yes, so be four of us and then
four listeners as well.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Yeah, great staff gets stuck into it. I'm really looking
forward to that. And we're thinking what time sort of
period they hare November ish, Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I think the first one we're gonna do is going
to be on the fourteenth of November, which is a Thursday.
And if you don't have golf clubs, don't worry, we'll
provide those if needed. Yes, golf carts, the whole she bang,
so Hadarky dot Co Dottings and if you are interested
in joining the Hoducky Swingers Club, beautiful Gotchy turn it up.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
The Hurarchy Bing Show podcast Lincoln Park there on the
Radio Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon now coming up
after six o'clock.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
All your old favorites, including What's on the TV with Me?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Mike Minogue. I'm thinking we maybe get Pugsan in for that. Keezy, Absolutely,
I'll be keen. He's a man of great taste.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Also, before we get to that, there is a text
that came through earlier in the show when we were
discussing the fact that I had the works upgrade for
the flight to Australia recently and my wife didn't, and
that was purely for baggage reasons.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
And also I want to point out that when you
went to Bali last time, you got an upgrade to
premium economy and left your wife.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
She was unsuccessful in her bid to join me, and
next time the agreement is she gets James.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Where's key Jase.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Someone ticks through saying I recently went to Fiji with
my wife for twenty seven years, requested in upgrade. We
were both offered one, but we couldn't sit together, so
he stayed in economy.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
No, that's a text I want to discuss because I think,
what a three hour trip to Fiji. You both missed
out on a free upgrade. What the hell are you doing?
So we'll discuss that after sex AJS.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, mate, the whole acting Big Show with Jace, Mike
and Kezy. Tune in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Welcome back your massive backbones. I hope you're getting through
your hump day. Tikety boo.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
You're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Tilley.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Now we've got Pugsn in the studio with us, purely
because when we were doing the podcast outro today, we
had Pugs join us, which is what we tend to
do when one of us is away. Old Pugsn leaps
into the breach, don't.

Speaker 10 (39:22):
You feel Yes, I'm very grateful to do so.

Speaker 9 (39:24):
Man.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Yeah, it's great having you because I love talking about
you and your life and stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
It is really interesting.

Speaker 10 (39:30):
Yeah, you do seem to love that.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
One thing I noticed about today's podcast is we all
came in. It was quite fiery. There's a lot going
on there, you know, there was a lot like it
was pretty full on because I've been back from holiday,
so I was pretty fired up. Jason was obviously excited
that I was back, so he was fired up.

Speaker 10 (39:45):
I was excited about you being back as well.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
Man.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Pugs is always excited about various different things.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Were you excited that I when I came back.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Pagsan Pugs, Yeah, I was, Man, Yeah, Hey, what's today's
clip about? Man?

Speaker 9 (40:00):
This is just about a story I told on the
podcast about me getting hit by a bus a couple
of days ago.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
That's right, here you go.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
This bus driver just came way too close to the curb,
obviously trying to be helpful and make it easy to
get on the bus, but smacked me in the head
with the wing.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Mara, were you looking for something in your wallet or
were you standing on the road reminiscing about your rooting weekend?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah? Can we clarify that we rubbed around your wallet?

Speaker 10 (40:30):
I have told Jason one thing about my weekend.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I think there was a valid question from Jason.

Speaker 9 (40:35):
Thanks Man, Pogson, were you I'm not sure that I
would find it valid on the basis that I had
previously explained that I was getting my hot card out
to get on the bus looking into my wallet.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Whatever you want, man, Yeah, Man, we know that you
mean sure you are getting your.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Downstairs card out. We know what it means.

Speaker 9 (40:57):
Is that are you saying that it's like a you
from a them, like I was getting my downstairs out
for the for the bus anything.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
I'm not saying anything pack son, it's still good man.

Speaker 10 (41:07):
So you feel like you've said enough. Yeah, just now's
the stopping point for you.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Jason.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Listen, how is Listen to the podcast outro and you'll
get the whole picture.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Oh yeah, okay, that's probably they'll get that. Yes, Hey,
now listen, what are we going into here? Kesey? Because
I can't see the song.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
You can't see the song well on my computer. Listen, brother,
it's like me saying, oh, hey, what's for teend and
I can't hear my dinner? It's the red Hot Chilipga.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Man.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
It's a great song. By the way, it's a tune
a Jays Jason Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Oh indeed, David Bowie there on the radio Hodiky Big
Show this Wednesday evening.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Hey, hey, let's talk TV.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Probably or not.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I don't like doing it. We take too long to
do it. It's been way too long.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
It's a staple of the show.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
You just on that.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
By the way.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Obviously, no might be know today so we've got Pugstone
then hello, to fill his boots as it were. And
I'll tell you what, go ahead, Pugs. This quite a
bit of pressure, quite a bit of pressure on you,
pugs Son. What are you watching at the moment.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
On the TV?

Speaker 9 (42:33):
Mate, I'm watching if itxes the Beer Jace season one?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Oh wow, for the first time.

Speaker 9 (42:39):
No, So I watched it maybe two, I want to say,
a couple of years ago, at least a year and
a half.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
And I got through like three episodes and I was like,
this hasn't helped me, and.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I gave up, gave my wife a massive anxiety.

Speaker 10 (42:51):
Well, I see, this is the thing. I love a
stressful watch. I love a stressful watch.

Speaker 9 (42:56):
I love like stressful movies, uncut, Jim Shiver, Baby, good Time,
all that kind of thing that like really gives you
the anxiety. I love it. And so this has got
me this time and maybe six episodes in loving it
that's on Disney plus.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
What is we previously discussed?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Actually I like the first series yeah yeah, and then
it went rapidly downhill for me.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
Yeah, so I'm not there yet, but I'll let you
know if I had it, And I mean.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
To I meant to ask you, Parks, and did you
finish Bloodline?

Speaker 7 (43:21):
No?

Speaker 10 (43:21):
I never finished blood Line?

Speaker 9 (43:24):
What.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I don't know why I bother with you?

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Something I loved to hang on God's sake, Hey, Fellers,
guess what I watched, Keezy, You'll love this, mate.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Ah, I can't guess House of the Buzzies.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
No, the final of Celebrity Treasure on. Well that was
only because my wife pulled rank on me and watched it. No,
she hadn't watched it, and she said, oh, let's watch
Celebrity Treasure on. And I was like, oh, okay, because
sister wives had finished at that point.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
You watching some quality stuff, and so we watched.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Who was it? Kelly Rolliston?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Was it James Rolliston? And JP?

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Once again?

Speaker 5 (44:06):
You know, I loved the fact that Kelly was such
a grumpy old bastard. He was excellent, and I like
the fact that he didn't have his glasses and couldn't.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Read anything that was funny, and it just I don't know,
I just have to be honest. That sort of stuff
doesn't do it for it?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Can I just say? Jays least dramatic, least interesting season
I've ever seen?

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Right?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (44:25):
And that final Like you see now, I just feel
like you're being defended and trying to defend it.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
They were digging a hole for like five hours yet,
so yeah, it just wasn't the usual level of drugs.
I still love it, and I still love it because
it's a show that my wife and I could watch
and we don't have to think about anything. But it
was probably the least dramatic, you know sort of season.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Why don't you want to think about anything?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
No, like scrolling through and deciding what we're going to
watch together and play. I don't know if I want
to watch that. I know we've got CTI to watch.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 10 (44:57):
I watched, No, I did it.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
My wife watched on the plane next to me, that
movie with Zindia where she challenges as a threesome with
the other two tennis blokes. I love that movie.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
What's it called?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
There was so much challenges.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
Challenge it's a tennis movie.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Came out last year, Yeah, I know this year.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
It was this year.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
So it's z India and then she like hooks up
with the dude and then marries the other dude. But then, yeah,
hasn't it It's just like this will love Triangle thing.
From what I could gather because she was watching it.
All I know is that one point there's an old
lady next to my wife who they had been chatting
quite a lot of quite friendly. All of a sudden
she's watching three people hooking up quite intensely on a bed,
and then dudes were hooking up, and the whole time

(45:36):
it was just like shit shauld I because the old
lady kept like glancing over. And then there was a
scene where they're in the changing room and there's just
dudes walking around with their junk out and stuff, and
once again the old lady was looking over.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
I had exactly the same scenarios. Strangely enough, heasy when
I was going to Sydney and I was watching Romancing
the Bone and there's no mucking around on that one.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
And I had an old lady, she was about ninety nine.
It was totally into it.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Wow, And was that that was so hard? Did they
have that movie on the actual inscrite in Flight Entertainment?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Oh, you've got to pay extra for the pawn.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Do Indeed Love Me a bit of green day this
Wednesday evening. Now listen, the good bastards at Diamonds on
Richmond have given us a ten thousand dollar engagement ring
to give away. Apparently, Keyesy, the wheat that I was
away went up to ten million dollars.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Ah, I did it. I thought we'd just high as
two million.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
I know.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Well Mowgi was saying when I came back it was
up to ten mils. Oh wow, And weirdly enough yesterday
it dropped to eight bucks.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Well, apparently it's quite volatile the diamond market. Yeah, it is,
because it makes me feel steer because I thought it
was relative pretty much the opposite stable. Yeah, yeah, but
it is very volatile. Apparently the ten K diamond ring
now is worth eleven k.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Okay, so we're at eleven k.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
So it's still you know, in the positive in the
green there. But if you'd like to win, and you've
been thinking about taking a knee and proposing to a
loved one, then when I here to hodak you dot
co dot z into the competition. Quick. We're wrapping things
up at the end of this week. Let's play on
words sort of. Yeah it really yeah, key accidental, all
you have to do is pull out the form, tell

(47:16):
us how you'd like to actually organize the proposal, and
also work the big show into it somehow. So, for example, here's.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
One before you go there, keys, Can I confess something, Yeah,
I'm embarrassed about how I propose to my wife, Like
I'm a really.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
You're a big romance guy.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
I'm a romance guy.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
I was genuinely very impressed with your particular I thought,
good on.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
You, kezy, thanks Jace.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
I wouldn't have had the burnt and meat patties out.
But but apart from that, I thought, oh, that's very romantic, keasy,
good on you.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Mate. Well, I wanted to say yes, and I know
what makes this sort of you know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah I might repropose to my wife.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Are you worried you'd say no? Though?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Possibly? So what are people saying then? And they better
involved with a big I'll be furious.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
This is from anonymous get a there, Flowers. I'm heading
off to Antarctica in January next year for nine months
of work, and I'm wanting to seal the deal and
make her mad waff before I bug her off. Now
that reaks to me of hey, you've been not play
out while I'm gone, you know what I mean from
his end, or like he's like, I'm going away to Antarctica,
going to propose to her to make sure she doesn't

(48:22):
play silly bug as while I'm gone. Well, reex me
of insecurity.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Here's the thing I mean.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
You know, I had a long term relationship for a
long time and my partner lived over in Australia for
about a year and a half. Just have lots of
sex and when they come back to start up again.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
What was his name?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Andy?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
We've been together a few years now and I live
on the west coast of the South Island and Westport.
There's a little spot on a nice secluded beach where
we always tend to go for a picnic or date night.
So that'd be the spot to drop an ee and
ask the big question, Take an eat and ask the
big question.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
What drop an e?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Not drop an e? All right, drop a knee, Drop
a knee and ask them a question. Now, I'd love
to have a beer and celebrate afterwards, and I'm sure
you boys would be keen on that. Even a big
old barbecue back at the main beach, cooked by the
big show. And we really get me going. So if
you flowers could help me seal the deer, watch a
sunset and cook up a killer Barbie, I'd love to
have the chance.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Cheers, Where was that wis Wisport? Yeah, yeah, I've been
into that.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, I'm down for that bring.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Up, and I believe we're going to make the big
decision on Friday.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
That's right. So if you haven't got yourself in the
drawer yet, here to Hodaki dot co dot m Z.
Fill out the form there and you can be getting
a free diamond engagement ring. Also, this week is your
final week to hit into diamonds on Richmond. Who are
the engagement ring specialists? Use the code my WAF. Just
say it to them and they'll pay the GST for you.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Good stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
The whole Aki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisy.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
There you go, your man bastards, as your Wednesday's show
done and dusted. Over the Hump, New Zealand, Over the hump. Keysy,
what are your playing tonight?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
My wife's not home until ten tonight.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Okay, So ham and pineapple PiZZ a bit of monkey
porn and then some game boy action.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Is that what we're thinking, where's.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
This game boy obsession?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
I don't know, it's just come from what I think
of when I think of people that say they're gamers.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Yeah, I can see them on a little game boy.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I was playing on my game boy. You said on
my fly back from Sydney. No, tonight, I've got left
over thy food, yes, which was so delicious. I can't
wait to go home and just get into it.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
And then yeah, incidentally, on that front, I was saying
to Pakstan, you said, I found a great little Vietnamese
place in the CBD here, which I'll tell you about.
Bloody good, genuine Vietnamese food. You and your wife will
love it. Cheap as chaps too, right, because I know
you don't like to spend too much when you go out.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Shit, No, not on my wife.

Speaker 8 (50:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yeah, So she's home tonight. She's at the Silver Ferns game.
So I am going to go home, eat leftover typhoon
and then play PlayStation sure, and then she's gonna come
home and then I'll go to be Yeah nice. What
are you doing tonight? Man?

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Look, I've already been to the gym for the first
time in ages today. I think I'll go back I
feel rejuvenated. Probably get home, have a protein shake horseborn.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
No, that's pug some.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I feel like your horseborn.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
No, No, that's definitely pug some. Probably have a protein shake.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Then I'll probably eat some desiccated chicken and some boiled broccoli,
probably play a game of scrabble with my wife, maybe
watching a little bit of TV. Then I'll make love
and then I'll be sort of reinvigorated again. So I'll
probably get up again and go back to the gym,
you know, and just get the rest of that excess

(51:50):
energy out, come back home.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Maybe it's been great having you on board today in
New Zealand. Thanks for listening. We'll be back tomorrow at four.
Until then, listen to the pod cast.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Thanks Mike.