November 6, 2025 • 52 mins
On today's show, Jase is trying something new in the bathroom, Mike's lost the plot and Keyzie gets pranked.
T.S.
(00:00) Intro: Snakeskin Keyzie
(04:24) THE BIG POLL
(10:10) Something's Bugging Us...
(14:45) Absent-Minded Mogey
(19:22) TELLYTIME
(24:11) Intro: Play the long one!
(25:52) Friends led astray
(30:49) BEERFEST TOMORROW
(35:02) The prank
(39:04) Intro: Hey Ya!
(41:17) POLL RESULTS
(45:26) Best Seats On The Boundary
(48:21) Jase's shower discovery
(51:11) See you in Dunedin!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodak You Big Show Show thanks to crave worthy
stream food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome big show, really.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hitch might know, and oh, give a your mad
Barsard's great to have your company. There's glorious Thursday afternoon,
the sixth of November twenty twenty five. And you, my friends,
as always listening to the Big Show brought to you
by Reburger.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Serving good time, some good food Dina or take away
reburg Year today.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Reburger great stuff. I'll tell you what, Mogi, you'd be
loving this weather at the moment there's a little stretch
we're having here in Auckland City.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You'd be whipping that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Tight little whitey tidy off top off, wouldn't you give your.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Mad dog your six son of a bee?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Look?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Not just yet, man, Oh really, not just yet. Gonna
save it for a few more weeks yet, man. You know,
I think there is something to sort of being in
the CBD and wandering around with your off. Yes, I
think that's pretty cool. All the cool kids doing that
keys thanks for Chicken with me Fellers. Yes they are
yeah cool all right, So yeah, I am going to
(01:10):
get stagging into that for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, and to be fair to you, you've still got
your Fiji tens that are happening there, So.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm not for.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's not a Fiji that you're looking pale or anything.
You're looking fantastic. I just thought you'd be in whipping
the top off.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
My spray ten were off ages ago. This is my
Fiji ten and slowly my my skin is peeling off.
You know, your skin just comes off. You just falls
off yourself. Yeah, it's a bastard actually, like a snake
snake skin, yeah, sort of more chips away rather than
one big sleeve of skin. Do you do a whole
sleeve do you? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
So I'll hop out of bed like three or four
times a year, especially after summer, and there'll just be
a perfect sort of coffee. Yeah, I'll have like yeah,
and I'll have new like slim.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah. Say what it is? Is it the secret?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And then I think, jeez, old keys is looking good.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I remember with fondness as a young fella pealing the
old dead skin off, you know, after a good proper burn.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Those were the days, fellows.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
How are you going? By the way, Keysy had a
game of golf today? Do you have great games. Did you?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We had a great timemy and old Maniah from the
Breakfast Show went out there, beautiful day up here in Auckland. Jason,
I hate how you just focus on Auckland.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Obviously this is a nationwide show, so I hope it's
great where you are in New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Absolutely, I thought I had a fantastic Hey, can I
ask you keys because Jace was going to be ten
dollars that you would shoot under one hundred because last
time you shot about one hundred and eighty and Ady
j was so sure that you would shoot under one hundred.
After I was yeah, how'd you go? No? I didn't
Yeah I didn't think so.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
So so who do I have a ten?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
You've had a shock at the end. You just keep it, Jason, Man.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But you played better than last time.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Also, it's not about you know, being good at or
bad at golf. It's about getting out there doing some
exercise and having good fun with a good company.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Good on you, mate. Hey Magie, what's on the show today? Mate?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What's happening on the Big show with Old Mogus? Well,
I'm glad you have twenty jes as well as the
usual opportunities to enter some of the greatest competitions on
the face of the earth. And there'll also be a
little bit of a chat about you. Jason. Okay, you're
going to be requiring a little bit of counseling, mate,
because you've got an issue with your appearent. So we're
going to need all the help of the listeners out there.
(03:24):
Three for eight three eight hundred. Hodaki Kesey's wife has
played a hilarious prank on in which I'm very very
excited about. But first up today in the big Pile,
we'll be running. We'll be talking about fireworks. Some of
our politicians say it's time to get rid of it.
Bend the bastards, they're saying, keezy yeah. And we'll be
talking to the audience about that as well. Feels what
(03:46):
do you think on that?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
By the way, gives a text three three or call
us on eight hundred Hadarchy fifty dollars Reburgerouchers up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Is the here the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Definitelyp it there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock.
But before we get into the big pole, fellas, I've
had a bit of a bone to.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Pick, Okay, I got a bowl a bit.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Now, I don't know when it starts. It's been happening
the last couple of times that we've done the Big
Pole where we've been asking the audience to comment about
the Big Pole before we've even started the big Pole.
And I feel it's pre ejaculative, right, I feel like
we should be asking people about the Big Pole once
we've discussed the Big Pole, you don't think, Instead, we're
(04:36):
asking them before we've even really got into it what
they think about our big Pole.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well, it's so that you know, when we launch into
the big Pole proper, there's a few comments from the
audience that we can work into that first, you know.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Can I also make the point that it doesn't matter
when we ask them for their opinion. We don't care
what their opinion is any thank you? Yeah, thank you.
Do you want to get into it now?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Do you want to do a big pole on whether
we ask them about the Big Pole before we start
the big Pole?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, we'll just see the regular big pole Keys.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Pole.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, indeed, Well it was guy Fawks last night wasn't
and we wanted to get your views on it.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
We did, and so today's big pole is private sale
of fireworks to New Zealanders. Yes or no? Yes or no?
So essentially, do we want to move forward with only
having public displays of fireworks or are we happy to
continue having some of the you know, the the weirdest, freakiest,
(05:43):
most unstable boys. Thank you very much being in control
of what are essentially explosives that can be detonated at
any time, day or night. Now there's a movement by
some politicians. They said enough is enough and going into
the next election it's going to be conditional for them
that if they get into government, fireworks are gone. So
(06:05):
it's gone right to the top the AKIZI. Everybody's talking
about it, But for me personally, I was out of
the play last night and then I got home at
about nine point thirty. There was practically zero fireworks anywhere
in my neighborhood. Yeah, and I got home at about
nine thirty.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Can I just say that's because you live in a
rather affluent suburb of Auckland out west. Where Hardy Jay
and I were, it was like a war zone.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Hey, people know how to party where I live there,
I don't worry about it to they, Yes, with respect, if.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I can put in my two cents, Fells, I am
so over.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
The kill joys out there. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh, don't have fun anymore in New Zealand. Let's just
have a public display and you can all come along
with your picnic baskets. Yady, yady, yady, Let people have
their fun.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Says for the previous four years of the show, when
you had a dog, you were screen I mean out
for the fireworks we band because your dog was off
its head and would run around in circles, spread through
the house, jump on your bed and take a steamer.
Every time guy Fawks came along, you would be stressed
out from a sort of a weak either side of
guy Fawks as everyone in your neighborhood continued to let
(07:15):
them off. And now that your dog has passed away
ri ip route, you've changed your tune.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I'll be honest with you, Moggi, I don't recall that
at all. I've always been a huge proponent of guy Fawks.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
But Keys, he is right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I've got to say out West, it's carnage, yeah and
true story. Last night, my wife was at a play
that you were at their mogi. My daughter had gone
to a guy Fawks party and as you know, we've
got we've adopted little Jizz.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yes, oh you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
And I've got to be honest with you. I've got
a fear amnut of affection for the little wee thing.
And last night it suddenly went, Oh my god, where's Jiz.
She's freaking out because he's all these fireworks going out,
And without.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
A word of a lie, I went up to my backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
She was sitting very calmly on the grass, steering up
at the sky, having a ball of a time. I
think she was off her head on something.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
To your profile works because your cat loves them.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
She loves them, Yeah, and the kiwis love them.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
The thing is right, they're loud and they're annoying, but
they're also just not that good anymore. You can't buy
any of the ones. They suck.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
And so last night, admittedly out west, it went until
about midnight, and so looking out the window and I was, oh,
here we go, and oh.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
That was ship. Yeah what about this one? Oh it's
loud and it's bad, and the really the display ones
are out the game, but the ones that you can
buy just seemed to be really really loud. It's just
a really really loud bang. Yeah, that's a sound thing.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, I think that was still as good as they
used to be my day. Back in my my day,
I got hit in the eye with the skyrocket, so
it wasn't good that good back in my day either.
And you're you're blinding that eye blind. You're pro them? Yeah, yeah,
I love them, yeah yeah yeah, three four eight three,
let us know your opinion.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
By the way, fifty dollars Reburger vouchers up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
In the meantime, Here's whole, the Whole Arching Big Show
with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at
four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Aches Smashing Pumpkins. Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This Suesday afternoon. The time is twenty eight minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Fellas.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Someone's been bugging me, yes, bugging you know how after
dinner every night, when it's daylight saving, my wife and
I go for a walk to aid with digestion.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
So we were doing that last night.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And this is something that I've been thinking about for
a week while we walk around our block, it's probably
like three kilometers or something to get around this little
loop we do. Yeah, well how long is your block?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Eighteen?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Little legend? What an alpha dog.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
So we're walking around and I would say seventy five
percent of people that you walk ba so we're on
there after dinner walk as well. We'll look you in
the eye and either raise the old eyebrows and just
say good or hello. But the other twenty five percent
steers straight ahead and you're walking past one another, there's
like ten centimeters in between you, and they walk straight ahead,
either hid down or just looking straight as if you
(10:17):
don't exist and don't say good aye.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
And I'm a real like, hey man, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Like?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Get amen, get a community feeling. I like saying hi
to everyone.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, it's really interesting you mentioned this because I think
I put this in the chat a little while ago
because it gets deep inside my goat as well, because
I'm doing a.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Lot of walking at the moment maybe and to the.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Extent, like when I see people walking towards me morning,
you know how you going?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Will you wait for them to look at you first?
Because I'll wait.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'll wait for them to look at me, and I'll
go morning or hello.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah, And you're right.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Generally the majority will go morning or to get a
and some of them might be quite biggrudging. I might
be like morning, Well, you know, I don't really want
to deal with you, but yes, morning, And there'll be
about twenty five percent that just walks straight past you.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And my wife actually said to me.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
The other day when we were doing a walk, I
never realized you were such a perky little fellow because
I make a point of saying hello to people, and.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
It certainly goes against everything that I know about you.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, exactly. It's kind of an aberration in terms of
who I am as a person. But that's what like,
I do acknowledge people when I'm walking past them, you know,
and it's weird when you don't get a response. It
feels like a personal insult.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean I can sort of see both
sides of it as well, because oftentimes you'll see people
and they've got the air but headphones on or something
like that, and that kind of makes sense as well.
And then other times you don't want to get how
many times have you seen goodad to somebody? And you
end up getting bogged down on some kind of freak chat.
You know, they're weird human beings. You get pinned down. Now,
(11:49):
generally it's not on a walk. You have to be
doing something pretty wrong. But personally, if somebody says hello
to me, I'll say hello back. Yes, But I can
see how the two of you walking around. You know
what you guys refer to as the wild West or
ship down or hell on Earth out west Auckland there,
that's how you refer to it off here. I'm not
surprised that people don't want to talk to you out
(12:09):
there because they're scared for their lives from what I
can understand.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Well, can I just say too when I say going
for a walk, high power walk, right, so it's she's
not a slow pace, so you look like you're on meth. Yeah, yeah,
maybe let's just say I've got a very vigorous walk going.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
I can just imagine little tiny, little Hoidy j there.
He's wearing jeans on his walk because he's hiding his leg.
He's got his turkey shirt on and his cat backwards.
He's walking as fast as he possibly can, chucking out
hellos and good days everywhere. Yeah, yeah, I can see
why people went across the road there.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, I the funny thing is I do about four
steps to my wife's one step because she's got quite big.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
You know, she's tall, really tall.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
She's almost as tall as Mike's mum. Wow, not quite kid,
she's not six foots doesn't she?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But yeah, no, it does bug me. Bugs me when
people don't acknowledge it. I've acknowledged them.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
All and if you've But if you're going for a run, right,
if you're running past me, you're looking tired, you don't
want to say good ay or anything.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I get that or good you do you? But it's
the walk.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I want the eyebrow raised at least or just a
little good ay or a little smile. So I just
I just don't like it when people don't do that.
Maybe it's a me thing.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I don't know. Yeah, you should stop them, Yeah, hey,
just say hey, I'm just wondering. I just see a good idea.
Then you didn't say you didn't say anything back, just
wondering what the gats is.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Well, the thing is, mooky, I won't say gooday until
they've looked up and made eye contact with me. Right,
So I'm sitting there waiting and then they just look
straight ahead.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
And keep it down.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Hang on a second, cause you're sitting or you're walking.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
No, no, no, there's a turn of phrase. I'm walking obviously,
don't stop, sit down and wait for them to acknowledge.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, you're raised eyebrow.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah no, that's not how I operate it all. What
do you think he's it on three four eight three?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Good is it?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
On Radio Hoky Pool.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday
afternoon the time for forty one.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Sorry, this December twelfth, we're going to be doing. We're
going to be involved with Chasing the Fox, brought to
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It was massive and if you came for tickets Chasing
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(14:23):
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Speaker 5 (14:34):
Fellas, I think I might be losing my mind. Not
unlike you, Hordy Jay. You were a bit concerned about
it a couple of days ago. But I've found myself
been a little bit absent minded.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Wow. For example, today I was at my office. I
walked out to the car and went to get into
the car, and I realized I was carrying a glass
of water. A glass of water. Did you want to
drink it in the car or no? Okay, so I
must have. My old brain was like, oh, I'm still thirsty.
I'm going to take the car. So they had to
walk all the way back to the office and drop
that back in there. Yeah. A couple of days ago,
(15:09):
I walked out to the car carrying a bowl of
porridge right in the car. Well. Again, it's something that
should have been left behind, right, you know what I mean.
It is odd, and so I'm concerned that it might
be early on set dementia, right, because it's the sort
of thing that you could see an old timer doing
an addressing gown. You know, the dressing gown slightly open, Keysy, Yeah,
(15:33):
beautiful downstairs visible to the whole neighborhood, doesn't have any
Surely that you have underpants on at this point. Now
he's so absent minded that he doesn't wear underpants. Wow, yeah,
can I like you must? Surely Jason made me feel
But hang on, you've left the house of that shirtman.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Well that's true, but that was deliberate, Keysy, was because
it looks cool.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I looked like I look like a mob boss.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
What I do do quite a lot of is I
walk into a room and this sounds like I'm a madman.
And I'll be standing in the middle of the room
and I'll say to myself what am I doing?
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I doing here? Why did I come in here?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
What am I doing? And then I'll wander back out
again with my dressing gown open and my massive downstairs scraper.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I mean I say that, jas, I walk into a
room and say what am I doing?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
What am I?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I say? I say it so often that my wife
brought me a T shirt with it written on it.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Right, Yes, what am I doing? Again?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
And what I find too is I have good days
and bad days. Which is another sign.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I have days when I'm just appalling and keys, phones,
glasses are just all over the place, and I spend
half an hour searching for one of those things, yes
you know what I mean, and then I find them,
and then I say, oh, what have I done with
my and my wife is like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Well the only obviously I'm a lot younger than you guys,
a lot way younger. But the only one I do,
which I've done a couple of times, which I don't
think is too bad, is when I'm watching TV and
I'll like be making a cup of tea, for example,
a cup of sleepy tea mogie which you got me onto, yes, herbal, Yeah,
(17:21):
and I'll be like, that's been mashing for five minutes,
now go grab that. And I'll walk up and instead
of grabbing my phone, I've grabbed the TV remote and
I'm just like and I'm like, go look at my phone.
It's just the TV remote And I'm like, oh, that's
not my phone.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Have you thought of getting checked up or anything? Seriously, really,
you're going to have a check up? That's that for you?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Kezy.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
While that is really out the gate, I mean I'm.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Slightly concerned about Mogi. But now that you've said that,
I mean, I'm going keezer.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
You can't look at a remote control and seeing text
messages men, or see if the TV remo. That's not
what I did, And then you're.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Probably sitting on the catch freezing because no one's replied.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
I didn't sell.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, that is what I did. Feel Ers tried to
call my mum on it. Vicar A ship willing to
paranormal came.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
On instead.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
The hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hodarks.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Indeed, Royal Blood there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
The time is four point fifty four. Let's talk TV.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Last night, Phelers. I didn't go watch any TV. I
watched her play, Remember players, Jason, I do?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I do?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
You used to tread the boards a little bit, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I did it back in the day for sure.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Oh Captain what was your name?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Oh, Captain Andy?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Here he is? That was school.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
That was school times. You're amazing, mate, Thanks man. I
went and saw The dry House at Basement Theater, directed
by Isla McLeod starring Alison Bruce, Beatrice Romilly and Zoe Crane.
It's about a couple of sisters. One of them is
chockun bastard, right, she's on the hammer all the time,
(19:22):
and the other sister is just trying to get her
to go into rehab. Ah. But the other the first
sister there, the chalkon bastard, she's saying, can you just
grab us a.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Few beers responsibly, just a few beers just to settle
my nerves and then then I'll go to rehab.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
And the other sisters like yeah, rider. And then the
other sister there, that chalcon bustard, she is like, I'll
tell you what would really help me out. Those beers
haven't touched aside. If you could just get me a
little hip flask of vodka straighten me out, and then
it'll be all good. We're going to get onto this rehab.
So it's it's a pretty dark, pretty dark yarn. It's
(20:02):
from an Irish play, right, it's a pretty new play.
And the woman who's a bit of a she's a
shock and the alcoholic her daughter dies in a car
creation it's who are dealing with all of that and
then this other sister trying to put it right. A
few things reveal themselves as it goes along, really really
well acted. Elie Bruces of course allegied to the New Zealand,
(20:23):
and the other two actresses are amazing as well. It's
on the basement for the next couple of weeks. I'm
going to go again and see how it settles in.
But it got a stand innovation. How good stand innovation
for about an hour? Wow, that's way too long. That's
a long standing ovation. To be honest with you, I
left when the standing innovation was on. I was like
a toilet.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, I'm going to do wheeze.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Controversial. What was it called again? The dry house? So
she's got to go to the dry house. Dry house
is sort of an Irish term for and how many
busies out of five? I would give it three and
a half busies out of five?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
See just quickly controversial opinion. Maybe I've never seen a
good play.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
I've definitely seen great plays, I would say, though, the
experience of going to a play is always for me,
it's going to be at least some bastards talking, which
I cannot or far up about that. But it's always
a four and a half start of five star experience
going and seeing all the people there sharing a live
experience like that, being in a room with people who
are completely still and quiet watching something and seeing Ardas
(21:22):
performing that way. I absolutely love it. Yeah, you can't.
You never know what the material is going to be.
The acting was five stars, four and a half five stars.
The material brought it down to three and a half. Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well my wife went to the same
play last night and she enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah. Great, So I actually saw her. She did say
hello to me? Did she mean that's true? I was
in the bathroom they have Uni six tats here, and
she walked and she saw me and then she just
did a beeline straight into one of the cubicles. Didn't
say oh, I was like that kind of be Jason's
missus and it was right and it was and I thought,
you shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I'm going to have a word with it.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
And then I was outside and she came back behind
me and then she did that thing where you knocked
the knees in. Yeah, and she did that to me
and I fell over. It broke my leaf.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh wow, I bet you didn't give you a left
home just very quickly. I was leading lines. But in
between that, watching the T twenty cricket, I've lost my
passion for the game, feelings too much of it. It
means nothing to me. No, there's no drama to it anymore.
One buzzy, one.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Busy out of five. Yes for the cricket. Yes, how'd
your line learning go?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Pretty good? I nailed it.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
You're the man, Jason? How are you coming up? After five?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Jason needs counseling and my wife plays a hilarious prank
on me.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
The whole aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Welcome back to your messive Bagbones. Hope your Thursday's absolutely
going off. You're listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by Reberg Gear.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Beef, Chicken, vegan and vegetarian options to rebierg. Yeah, redefining
the norm.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I kind of wish you'd play the longer ones. Keeezy,
are you just taking management advice here?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I can do that for you, don't.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
It's yeah, And I don't know if we've sent those
off to the Reburger fellas we have we have, and
we packaged them up, a whole lot of them in
oh fantastic.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
So pugs, put them onto separate USB sticks, put them
in a shoe box filled with that packing foam stuff.
Oh yes, and then had a couriered same day delivery
over the Reburger fields. They took them all out, listened
to them all and of us are to stop. Yeah,
they hate.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Them, all right, They're my favorite things about the show
at the moment.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And they literally said, if you play another one of
those long ones, that's it. We're done here, right, I've
just done that as per Jas's request. So it's kind
of a sticky situation.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, well just blame me feel as everyone always does.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Hey know, listen this. I want to talk about something
next which is slightly controversial but as a phenomenon that
I've noticed and packs of males. But in the meantime,
here's the Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Velvet Revolver there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past five o'clock,
and I wanted to chat to you fellas about a
phenomenon that I've noticed and I'll be notice over a
number of years, and I wanted to get your thoughts
on them. You know, when you sort of leave school
and you've got your pecker mates, you know what I mean,
(24:48):
and you play sport together, you go out together, your
party together, you get on it.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Together, even flat together.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You might even flat together years.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Often the case you're flat with your mate and you're
a real posse. You know, you're a real grip, kind
of like the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
I suppose there we're like a posse. I reckon, we're
a posse.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
I love a posse.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
There. Then all of a sudden, out of the blue,
right one of the posse fools in love, they find
a girl or a partner or another partner, and all of
a sudden they leave the pack, and all of a
sudden you don't see them anymore. And then when you
(25:30):
do see them, they're kind of changed, and there you
know they're different people. They've they've come under the spell
of the person that they've fallen in love with, and
you sort of ring them up and go, hey, buddy,
what's going you want to go on? No, I'm just
we're going out to you know, blah blah blah for
dinner and stuff, and you're ah, okay, and then they
(25:50):
just slowly dissipate away, you know. And I wonder, you know,
these packs of friends that we have, are they just
holding patterns for us till we find a mate? And
I don't want to talk about you know that anything
like that's happening to the big show at the moment.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
But you know what I'm talking about. Do you understand
what I'm saying here?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Yeah, I absolutely do. I had a bite and this
isn't I don't think this is strictly after you leave school.
I had at school called Tyrant. Best mates were were
thick as thieves, hang around every day after school, skateboarding
all that sort of stuff. He got a missus gone yes,
didn't see him without a word of a lie pretty
much for a year. And then they break up and
then he turns back up on your door, said hey man,
(26:31):
how's it go? It's like who are you? And also
the worst part you want, the worst part is those
shows up.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I bet you guys straight away you're like, oh he's
great though, we do get on really good.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh yeah, I mean I was a little bit. I'd
never well, when you've never experienced it before, kesy, that's
so difference. That was the first time I was like,
can you just do that? Can you just ditch your
mates for a girl? Yeah? And of course yeah, there's
the best reason.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But I've got to be honest and put my hand
up here and say I was desperately guilty.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
You reek of someone who would always do that?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yes, you know, and I had, Yes, I had a
lot of friends.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I was a popular guy man.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
In the world, without a doubt back in the day.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And then I met a girl and everything changed, you
know what I mean? And I never saw my mates anymore.
They were like, where are you now, man? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
J And then when I came back, they were like,
you've changed, man.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But you're say.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
The thing is, though, that person's job, right, you're like
really good friends, right, But that's not their job to
be there for you the exact way they are for
all time, right. They want to find a part of
they want to have their family eventually, blah blah blah blah.
And if they do change, hopefully it's for the better.
But there's always like a bit there at the start
where they do just go missing off the face of
(27:53):
the earth, like my wife have been with for like
fourteen years.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
I'm pretty sure I wasn't too bad, but I also
think I probably was. Of course, you just probably.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
And the question sort of is when that happens and
they come crawling back to you, do you accept them
back into the fold, into the posse?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
You do?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Otherwise it's you being a jealous little bee, you know
what I mean, Because at the end of the day,
I think, especially in my situation, you need time with
your partner. You also need a lot of time with
your mates too, and you can't get everything from one person.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
I think so as well, And I think you do
welcome them back in, but I think you need to
sort of raise it because it is a weird thing
to completely ditch your mate. So I think for an
extended period of time, and that's what I'm doing. I'm
not doing about people that, oh you see them every
now and again. Ye, people that you just they are gone, yeah,
and then they just turned back up again. So I
hang on, man, exactly, I'm not here. Just whenever you
(28:49):
haven't got something better going on, you're going to come
back to me.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I've got to be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm going to put my hand up here and say
I far prefer the company of my girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Then filed my felthy mates, Have.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
You got a girlfriend? What about your wife?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Shocking mat?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Damn it? Did I say that out loud?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Three? Four eight three? What's your take on this? Do
you know anyone that's done this?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
You can also call us an O one hundred Hodarchy
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Speaker 1 (29:18):
Here's led Zeppelin for the Darchy Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio hodarking.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
She had there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
The time is five. Did he's even?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
We're off to Donners tomorrow otherwise known as Daneed and
start feels really early.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Start six fifty flight that is early.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
J of course, our show starts at four in the afternoon,
so we want to make sure that we're there.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
On Yeah, you've got to be there on time. That's
that's the true.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Because as we discussed yesterday, it's about a seven hour
flight down there. So of course, if you want to
come along to the dneda Craft beer and Food Festival,
there are still some tickets available Dneedenbeerfist dot co dot z.
We will bet the Emerson's Tent tomorrow broadcasting live our
radio show for till seven. Yes, so if you're listening
to us, just know that we are in Dneedin at
a beer festival, having a lovely time. We're also going
(30:07):
to be pouring beers. We've got our own Huducky big
show beer. It's called the Big Deduce. It's a hazy
I p a and I certainly will be getting amongst it. Yeah, man,
do you guys know how to pull beers?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah? I mean when we were down in Hokitika, I
did about three hours in the in the little truck there.
Oh you did too? Yeah, man, I was having the
smallest pub in the land. I think they call it
something on those ones anyway, So yeah, I was absolutely
dominating in the achez. Yeah right, Okay, So I've worked
at a pub in my day, and you.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Know, I certainly love a bit of bar action.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
So yeah, I like to pour a few beersies, and.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
I know you like to. But do you know you've
got experience? Oh hell, yes, you've worked at a bar,
bloody oats? Yes or no? Because I feel like you're
just lying.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Wow, bloody oats is an emphatic he is.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
What was the name of the bar?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
What's that? The mutineers?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
The mutineers? Really?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Where was that?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Well it's not there anymore, unfortunately, okay, and the describe
that country called again now now but anyway.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Okay, yeah, right, okay, right, so you know how about
you know your old.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Yeah on an angle?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yes, you gotta get a nice head on it.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
How much here do you want?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
I like a lot of.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Head, but see, you know you don't want you don't
want to have too much head.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
See that's the thing is I also quite like a
large amount of head because what I like to do
is drink through it.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah, you don't want to get to the main events
sometimes though, right, yeah, but you will though, You've just
got to drink through it. And what they're having a
large amount of.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Head does is it like it sort of holds the
freshness and the crispness of the pint.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Well, how much heare do you like?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Well?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Look, I like I'm not a verse two head. And
the reason for that, Keezy is the because the whole
idea is to get all of the eff a vescent
out of the beer. Yeah, So that's what that is
is because if you don't get that out, because a
lot of people will pour a beer and they don't
like any head at all. Some people don't like any head,
(32:15):
absolutely mad. But what happens is when you you pour
a beer like that and there's no head and you
put you scullet back there and it all sits in
your stomach. With all that, those bubbles have got to
come out. So the point of pouring a beer and
getting that head going, big head, tons of head is
to get rid of all of those bubbles so it
doesn't go into your stomach. That's the point. So head
(32:35):
is actually a good thing. Well, it's a great thing
far that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, But that's the thing though, right because if we're
the ones serving it and we're giving people like giant head,
you know, like, what if do I ask them if
they want head? Maybe that's what I don't just get.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
It's just standard that everyone expects head.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, I'll make sure that they don't
get it.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
They're human. Yeah, I'll make sure I give out a
decent ahead.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
You will be well, I mean, if you want to
get ready specific you and ask them how much head
they want.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
But I mean you're right, Jimmily. They trust the barman to,
you know.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Give them the right amount of head.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Give them the right amount of head.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Well tonedaberfs dot co dot is it.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
If you'd like tickets, you can join us tomorrow afternoon
at the Emerson's Tent.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
It's gonna be great. Guys. I can't wait. I think
I might be at the front of the queue.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
You're going first, Gezy, I don't know what you mean
what you're going guys, lit Nevada.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Green Day. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five forty nine.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Fellas.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Last night I was in bed with the wife. Oh yes,
and I was lying on my Sharkti mat, which is
like a bed of spikes.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
You put that in the bed.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I put it on the bed and then I lie
on it for about thirty minutes and it helps in
my lower back pain.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Do you have bed paint? Yeah, I've got a fractioned vertebrae.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
You And anyway, so I'm lying on the Shakti mat
watching something on my laptop. The air got my headphones
on nude.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Because I sleep mode.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Right, that's great.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
My wife. My wife comes and she's wearing a kimono. Hallo,
now okay.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
But she's wearing a kimono and she goes to she's
it's a bit stuffy and I might open the window.
So she pulls back the curtain, the wall curtain, and
she goes to open the window and screams straight away, right.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
She's saw a reflection of your downstairs in the window.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Oh no, no, it wasn't that. That has happened though.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
A giant bug fell down onto the floor and like
sort of ran like quite quickly.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Yeah, they are quicks. Freaked her out.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
She's like, you have to get up right now, and
you have to get that thing out of here. And
I was like, don't you know, it's just a cockroach
or like a little spider or something, you know, And
then she's like, no, you have to get it.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
So I get off my mat.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I've been on there about twenty minutes anyway, so it's
probably time to get off. And I'm butt naked, remember,
I walk around forget.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Have a look. I rock around and have a look,
and I'm butt ass naked.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
And then I pulled back the wall curtain and it's
a giant witter, like a huge witter. And I haven't
seen a whitter in ages, but they are scary looking
bastards like that, quite big, and they've got fans and
they're all spiky and horrible. And I was like, wow, okay,
I was just gonna grab it. But we're just bite you,
I think, or they sting you or something. They stab you.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
That's the one you.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, And so I did the old get a glass
and put the paper underneath it. Put it in the glass,
paper underneath, and I had to go on my knees
used too, because it was down quite low.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I was down at all fours.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
And so I've got it in this glass with this
piece of paper, and she's like, what are you going
to do with it?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
And I was like, I'm gonna go free it. I'm
gonna go throw it outside. I'm not kill it, you know.
So open the back door.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
I go to open the back door and I'm like,
can you turn the light the hallway light off first,
because the neighbors will be able to see right now
that he's a naked man holding a glass with a
wetter in it. So she turns off the light. I
go out the back door. She's like, can you drop
it far away from the house. So I walk deep
into the yard and then open the glass drop the
wetter and then she closes the door, locks it and
turns the outside light on. And I'm just standing there like,
(36:30):
and everyone's up late because it's guy fawks, and I'm
just like, okay, well play this is very funny. But
I did just kind of save the day, you know,
can you please let me in?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
But I thought it was funny. That was a pretty
funny prank. It was funny. That's good stuff from me. Yeah,
it was. It was I was actually I was proud.
I was like, it's actually really really fun Was it
a prank? Or did she honestly she'd seen enough of
your naked body for the night.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I think she wanted me and the disgusting bug out
of the house. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Thanks spellers.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Welcome back him as the backbones over your Thursday night's
going along very nicely. You're listening to The Big Show
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Speaker 3 (37:18):
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Speaker 5 (37:23):
God's boss Rolling.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Up Pugs hates their one. Yeah, he hates it. He
shakes his head every time every time I play it.
But I really like it.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
It's okay, man, Speaking of dinner, what are you fellas
having for dinner tonight?
Speaker 5 (37:45):
I don't know. Actually it's a surprise.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Okay, what about you?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Keasy?
Speaker 5 (37:52):
My wife's actually got a work event tonight.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
God, Je's out a lot at the moment of the week,
every night of the week.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
It would seem, well, it's a work event, so she'll
be having about nine thirty ten. Yeah, so it's all
Keezy on his own tonight. It again, I am going
to get a pizza.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Get a pizza, send a few texts on your TV remote.
Happy days, man, that is a callback.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Funnily enough, I'm having pizza tonight as well, homemade. My
wife makes a very very good dough.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
I'll got the rest of us shocking. Well, No, we
have a deal.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
We have a deal. She does the dough and we
make our own pizzas, all right. I make my own
sauce because I'm very like like my olives, anchovies, my chili,
my prescuto. She chucks all sorts of stuff on. Here
is broccoli, yum. You know Green's staff rocket, Yeah, a
(38:48):
little bit of rocket, a noise, Colie Flower tofu.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
It works well.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
To be honest, I'm not going to make my pizza.
I'm going to buy a pizza. I was gonna get
reburg However, I believe we're getting Reburger tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Down and Donna's sounds like.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Canada Pada that twice in twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
A good question.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Hi, Big Pole coming up next to the results there are
in the meantime, He's rim.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
That's a great song.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Hey, the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hodarky Cult.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
They're on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
We're right now it's time for Big Pole.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
That's right, Today's big poll up on the Hockey Big Show.
Instagram story private sale of fireworks in New Zealand, Yes
or no? And mag you brought this one to the
four Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Did, mate, mainly because yesterday was guy Fawks, and also
because there was a political party that's come out and
said that at the next election they're going to be
campaigning on this bastard hard getting rid of they want
to get rid of fireworks. I say it's been going
on long enough and it's time to get them out
of this country. Unless it's a public display, people are
(40:08):
going to be pretty passionate about it, going to get
them lining up down there at the poles. So yeah,
we thought we'd run that one and see from a
personal point of view as somebody who's been blinded by
a skyrocket before as a result of misuse of fireworks
from a drunken son of a bee. And that's not
an exaggeration. You're blind blind. When I was aiding, I
(40:29):
got hit in the eye with the skyrocket by a
drunk mate who was pointing at my head. Lull.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
I think my biggest problem with them is that they suck. Now, yeah, now,
if there are skyrockets, which of course caused the most fires,
and so you can understand why they're band but also
the little double happies, little little dynamites that used to
have again and then Tom Thunder love that they were
so much fun. Now we're a dangerous one hundred percent,
so you can see why they have been banned as well.
But you know, I don't know, let's get rid of
(40:59):
a lot of fun. We've got a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You know, on the other side of it too. You know,
hospitals must love guy, they must go good times. Here
we go.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
I'll tell you what's interesting. One of the main arguments
here is the reason why you should get rid of
fireworks is because of pitts. Yes, why don't we get
rid of pits? Keep the fireworks?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yeah, yeah, but like pits.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
But also I can imagine, like last night, for example,
my wife hates anything loud, right, So if you ride
past on a Harley, or if you if you drive
past a car with an obnoxiously loud exhaust, she will
literally say if off, just out of habit, she.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Can't have it.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
So last night we were trying to watch Grand Designs
and a firework went off with our boom and she swore,
and I thought it was funny. Obviously it's the noise, Yes,
she hates the noise.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
And the other thing too.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Just quickly, if if they say more, you know, public
displays only, they're gonna have to crank up the amount
of public displays.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
It's going to need to be more public displays.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
It's going to have to be heaps to them, which
I'd be all for if they were like, yeah, now
we're going to heaps the public displays.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
They're all going to be great. But it's I it's
Guy Forks. It's one. You have one on Guy Forks tonight,
and it's a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
What really gets on my goat is the before and
after people were letting them off three days before and
four days after, even more than that.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
And you do get You get your Chinese New Year,
you get your Dwali, you get your New Years. So
there's there's plenty of If you're frothen that hard about it.
You can find fireworks displays wherever you're like.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Also, you can type in fireworks on YouTube and you
can watch fireworks.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
So good.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Would you like to guess what the result of the
big pol is because it's an interesting one.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Is it getting rid of No?
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Are you in favor of them? Yes?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Or no? Okay? Yees?
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Sixty percent?
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Okay, yeah, sixty five.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
It's actually no fifty three percent. So people want yeah,
people want more. People want to get rid of them,
but only just it's like fifty to fifty.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Right, So yeah, that's what I meant by a year.
My thing was I think more people won't want to
get to them, was what I was saying. Oh yeah,
what you mean, James, do you think people wanted to
keep them?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
I wanted to keep them.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Okay, yeah, cool, Okay, it's changing.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Yeah. They ran one in one of the on one
of the news sites that it was like eighty five
percent wanted to get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, news sites, it's just the old people.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
You can't believe new sites. Where was the big show,
Big Pole, That's where you get you in your true data.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Holky Sound Garden. There on the radio Darchy Big Show
this Thursday evening.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I feelers.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
I don't know if it's the.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Same for you, but when I see a sunny day,
it makes me think of cricket. And when I think
of cricket, I think of the Black Clash.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Well, the Black Clash is probably the greatest New Zealand
cross code rivalry of all time.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I would say, oh, I would agree with that.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
I would say, so what about like, you know, Canterbury
versus Auckland cross cover?
Speaker 5 (43:58):
What does cross code mean? Rugby cricket. Ah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Oh then a hard out yeah, and we're doing it.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
I think it's a six or seventh iteration coming up,
certainly the seventeenth of January twenty twenty six this year.
It's at Bay Oval and tote on it. Yes, and
you could normally turn about, isn't it. Keysy you go,
you Christ Jude, you go, You're toad on there normally
the two places that you can rely on to have
beautiful weather, and so far that's proven to be the case.
Hasn't rained one.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
It's been amazing. Actually, there's been times where it's like, oh,
she's looking a bit dicey today and Hoody Jay's been going, yeah,
I don't have to commentate, and then it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Jason.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
It's a massive honor that you get to do that.
And if you're going to take it for granted and
hope that it gets canceled, man, I think you should
maybe hand the reins over to someone else.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Okay, can I do it? Yes?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
I don't know anything about cricket.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
There you go, hey, but listen, you need to be
a part of it because it is. It is a
great occasion. Genuinely, people it's just it's basically just a
big party, isn't it feels.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
It's a giant party. Black klasstal Coto ins it if
you'd like to get your tickets. As mentioned January seventeenth
and Totunger, there is the acc Export Ultra party zone.
That is the sort of the vibes are on in
that zone. Let's just say that last year was absolutely heaving.
It's going to be happening again. And the Darky Spot
is going to be right in front of that party zone,
right on the boundary. And you and to mate can
(45:16):
want a chance to sit up close to the action
with us in the Hoducky Spot if you're keen, here's
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Speaker 2 (45:30):
I just had a thought, Keazy A Donald mon coming my.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Mom and dad. Yeah, yes they are. Actually that's how
good my brother.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I think my brother's going to be there better, but
he'll probably be on duty as a copper.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
We threw him a couple of years ago. Actually, yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
A unit, isn't he.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah he's a big boy, well compared to you. Sure well,
everyone's a unit compared to me.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Also with noting that Michael Hussey mister cricket from Australia. Yeah,
he'll be attending sort of in that Brian Lara sort
of shoes of years gone by. I don't imagine Hausey
will be as hand that as Lara was as much
of a disappointment. So he'll be over there playing for
Team Rugby alongside Captain Kieran Reid and of course Joey Wheeler,
the Mad Dog and h great players all across the board.
(46:10):
Dan Vatory, Tim say, how's in your Wagner amongst the others? Yeah,
how good.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
We'll see you there are New Zealand, Hodaki dot Coto
and z get yourself in the drawer ACDC.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah I think so.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
There's a tune the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
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Speaker 2 (46:27):
Bick there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Now found us.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
I've started doing something a little bit different in the
shower and I want to pass it on to you
because it's absolutely magnificent.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
And what I do.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Are you still using your stool?
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Oh no, I got rid of the stool, keezy.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
But what I've been doing, and because I've heard this
before people have.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Told me about it, is turning my shower to cold
about twenty or thirty seconds before I get out. Really,
because apparently that's really good for your health.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
What part of your health?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
It improves your circulation, Oh yes, it boosts your mood,
it reduces muscle soreness, it's really good for your skin
and hair, right, okay, and all sorts of other benefits.
And you know, people have told me about it before,
and it's really good for your heart apparently.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
Because Mogi, don't you do saunas and ice bars and stuff.
I have done them. I don't do them only because
they're not available to me. But yeah, yeah, I don't
know what the gaps is with it. I think it's
more of a I mean, yeah, I think it's a
discipline thing certainly, and if you can do it, you
just I don't know how much good it actually does,
but there's certainly research that sit well, there's a lot
of people on Instagram that Saunds.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Good.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Yeah, well totally.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
So I thought i'd give it a bit of a
nudge and I did it yesterday. I had an early
start because I was filming, and I went, well, here
we go, here we go, and I turned it really
cold with about thirty seconds to go, and it was
amazing and it was invigorating. But one thing that did happen,
which I wasn't expecting was it gave me a stiffy.
(48:00):
A stiffy, right, And I don't know, I mean, because
have you guys ever done that, because I don't know
if that is that.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
A normal thing, getting a stiffy.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Get what you know, getting a stiffy in that situation,
because it wasn't at that point. It was only when
I turned it the cold and I went, hello, stiffy, magie.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You're probably better suited to chatting about this one because
that's never happened to me, Jason.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
But do you tune your shower to cold?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Though?
Speaker 5 (48:26):
Yeah, that's the thing. Well, I don't get that in
the shower, but certainly when I'm having an ice bath.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
You get a stiffy.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, okay, well that's comforting, or you get it in
the spar as well.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
Yeah, any kind of swimming pools or any kind of water.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
What about when you're just like washing your hands or
doing dishes? Yeah, is it contact with water?
Speaker 5 (48:46):
I'm washing the car Okay, but I think that's the SuDS. Yeah, right, okay,
that dirty water and the dirty muck water, the dirty
dirty Right's got his own thing going on.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I just I was wondering about that and if anyone
else has had that experience.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Become I mean, everyone's different. I was taken it back
because you haven't had one of those years, have you?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
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Speaker 2 (49:25):
Well, there you go, your my advanceards. That's a big
show down and Dunst did this synth Tuesday evening. We're
going to go home and get a bit of rest
and fly off to Dunedin tomorrow. The podcast out tro
today wouldn't have a clue. What's the clip there, Pugs,
I'm sorry, Cazi, my name is Chris, Yeah, sorry, Christopher.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
Uh Pizza is the name of today's clip? Does that
ring any bells?
Speaker 2 (49:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (49:46):
It doesn't ring any bells for me either, But here
it isn't It comes out tonight at seven thirty.
Speaker 5 (49:49):
So such hodaky big showhere. You get your putties from ordered.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
A cropodild pizza Once when I was in Aussie with
Crago's Wild Right and I had one bite, was.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
Like and emo as well, yeah, yeah, you've had it. No,
I've heard of them, but I've heard of them.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
I've seen one.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I've seen a couple of the bastards actually going through
the rubber shirt your joint, wasn't.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
He he was, Yeah, he's at m dot com. I
have as well. Yeah, if you love your podcast, go
and check out the Big Show podcast and the outro.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
It's great stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Oh you're surprised, Jenner, for you as you discuss what
else is going on.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
A little bit of work tonight, just packing my bags
getting an early night mate. You know, do you know
what I love men? I love going to bed. Yes,
when you're jumping the bed is just like ah, thank god, yeah,
yeah there it is. I love that. So I'm looking
forward to that feeling tonight. And you've seen you bastards
in the morning. Yeah, great stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Well I know what you're doing. Keys of your wife's
out again tonight. So pizza and gaming.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Probably will pizza. Yeah, I'm gonna get pizza and I'm
gonna play playsession.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
And good luck, thank you, good luck with the gaming,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
And then my wife will arrive home, and then I'll
go to bid because I need to get up early.
But I can't go to bed with if she's not
home because I can't sleep.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
And I know because I can't either.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah, and also I know that if I do fall asleep,
she'll wake me up once she gets home, and then
I won't be able to go back to sleep.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
Rah. So it's a whole thing. Jason, Yeah, yeah, we
should talk about that.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, and Jace, of course you're going home to make
homemade pizzas.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
That's fun. Thanks man, Do anything else you want to
say on that? Or no, really no, I'll see you later.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
Then I wonder if she's got mozzarella. Cheese doesn't melt.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
As well, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (51:33):
You need mozzarella. Tasty is young, but it does it.
It's not for pizzas.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
Okay, how you listening?
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Get ready to eat, and we're on our way very
very shortly. Tell me let
Speaker 5 (52:01):
The gold point is the g of a market
The Hodak You Big Show Show thanks to crave worthy
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hitch might know, and oh, give a your mad
Barsard's great to have your company. There's glorious Thursday afternoon,
the sixth of November twenty twenty five. And you, my friends,
as always listening to the Big Show brought to you
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Speaker 3 (00:29):
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reburg Year today.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Reburger great stuff. I'll tell you what, Mogi, you'd be
loving this weather at the moment there's a little stretch
we're having here in Auckland City.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You'd be whipping that.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Tight little whitey tidy off top off, wouldn't you give your.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Mad dog your six son of a bee?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Look?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Not just yet, man, Oh really, not just yet. Gonna
save it for a few more weeks yet, man. You know,
I think there is something to sort of being in
the CBD and wandering around with your off. Yes, I
think that's pretty cool. All the cool kids doing that
keys thanks for Chicken with me Fellers. Yes they are
yeah cool all right, So yeah, I am going to
(01:10):
get stagging into that for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, and to be fair to you, you've still got
your Fiji tens that are happening there, So.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm not for.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's not a Fiji that you're looking pale or anything.
You're looking fantastic. I just thought you'd be in whipping
the top off.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
My spray ten were off ages ago. This is my
Fiji ten and slowly my my skin is peeling off.
You know, your skin just comes off. You just falls
off yourself. Yeah, it's a bastard actually, like a snake
snake skin, yeah, sort of more chips away rather than
one big sleeve of skin. Do you do a whole
sleeve do you? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
So I'll hop out of bed like three or four
times a year, especially after summer, and there'll just be
a perfect sort of coffee. Yeah, I'll have like yeah,
and I'll have new like slim.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah. Say what it is? Is it the secret?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And then I think, jeez, old keys is looking good.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I remember with fondness as a young fella pealing the
old dead skin off, you know, after a good proper burn.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Those were the days, fellows.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
How are you going? By the way, Keysy had a
game of golf today? Do you have great games. Did you?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We had a great timemy and old Maniah from the
Breakfast Show went out there, beautiful day up here in Auckland. Jason,
I hate how you just focus on Auckland.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Obviously this is a nationwide show, so I hope it's
great where you are in New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Absolutely, I thought I had a fantastic Hey, can I
ask you keys because Jace was going to be ten
dollars that you would shoot under one hundred because last
time you shot about one hundred and eighty and Ady
j was so sure that you would shoot under one hundred.
After I was yeah, how'd you go? No? I didn't
Yeah I didn't think so.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
So so who do I have a ten?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
You've had a shock at the end. You just keep it, Jason, Man.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But you played better than last time.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Also, it's not about you know, being good at or
bad at golf. It's about getting out there doing some
exercise and having good fun with a good company.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Good on you, mate. Hey Magie, what's on the show today? Mate?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What's happening on the Big show with Old Mogus? Well,
I'm glad you have twenty jes as well as the
usual opportunities to enter some of the greatest competitions on
the face of the earth. And there'll also be a
little bit of a chat about you. Jason. Okay, you're
going to be requiring a little bit of counseling, mate,
because you've got an issue with your appearent. So we're
going to need all the help of the listeners out there.
(03:24):
Three for eight three eight hundred. Hodaki Kesey's wife has
played a hilarious prank on in which I'm very very
excited about. But first up today in the big Pile,
we'll be running. We'll be talking about fireworks. Some of
our politicians say it's time to get rid of it.
Bend the bastards, they're saying, keezy yeah. And we'll be
talking to the audience about that as well. Feels what
(03:46):
do you think on that?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
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Speaker 1 (03:53):
Is the here the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Definitelyp it there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock.
But before we get into the big pole, fellas, I've
had a bit of a bone to.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Pick, Okay, I got a bowl a bit.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Now, I don't know when it starts. It's been happening
the last couple of times that we've done the Big
Pole where we've been asking the audience to comment about
the Big Pole before we've even started the big Pole.
And I feel it's pre ejaculative, right, I feel like
we should be asking people about the Big Pole once
we've discussed the Big Pole, you don't think, Instead, we're
(04:36):
asking them before we've even really got into it what
they think about our big Pole.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well, it's so that you know, when we launch into
the big Pole proper, there's a few comments from the
audience that we can work into that first, you know.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Can I also make the point that it doesn't matter
when we ask them for their opinion. We don't care
what their opinion is any thank you? Yeah, thank you.
Do you want to get into it now?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Do you want to do a big pole on whether
we ask them about the Big Pole before we start
the big Pole?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, we'll just see the regular big pole Keys.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Pole.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, indeed, Well it was guy Fawks last night wasn't
and we wanted to get your views on it.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
We did, and so today's big pole is private sale
of fireworks to New Zealanders. Yes or no? Yes or no?
So essentially, do we want to move forward with only
having public displays of fireworks or are we happy to
continue having some of the you know, the the weirdest, freakiest,
(05:43):
most unstable boys. Thank you very much being in control
of what are essentially explosives that can be detonated at
any time, day or night. Now there's a movement by
some politicians. They said enough is enough and going into
the next election it's going to be conditional for them
that if they get into government, fireworks are gone. So
(06:05):
it's gone right to the top the AKIZI. Everybody's talking
about it, But for me personally, I was out of
the play last night and then I got home at
about nine point thirty. There was practically zero fireworks anywhere
in my neighborhood. Yeah, and I got home at about
nine thirty.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Can I just say that's because you live in a
rather affluent suburb of Auckland out west. Where Hardy Jay
and I were, it was like a war zone.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Hey, people know how to party where I live there,
I don't worry about it to they, Yes, with respect, if.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I can put in my two cents, Fells, I am
so over.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
The kill joys out there. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh, don't have fun anymore in New Zealand. Let's just
have a public display and you can all come along
with your picnic baskets. Yady, yady, yady, Let people have
their fun.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Says for the previous four years of the show, when
you had a dog, you were screen I mean out
for the fireworks we band because your dog was off
its head and would run around in circles, spread through
the house, jump on your bed and take a steamer.
Every time guy Fawks came along, you would be stressed
out from a sort of a weak either side of
guy Fawks as everyone in your neighborhood continued to let
(07:15):
them off. And now that your dog has passed away
ri ip route, you've changed your tune.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I'll be honest with you, Moggi, I don't recall that
at all. I've always been a huge proponent of guy Fawks.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
But Keys, he is right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I've got to say out West, it's carnage, yeah and
true story. Last night, my wife was at a play
that you were at their mogi. My daughter had gone
to a guy Fawks party and as you know, we've
got we've adopted little Jizz.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yes, oh you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
And I've got to be honest with you. I've got
a fear amnut of affection for the little wee thing.
And last night it suddenly went, Oh my god, where's Jiz.
She's freaking out because he's all these fireworks going out,
And without.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
A word of a lie, I went up to my backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
She was sitting very calmly on the grass, steering up
at the sky, having a ball of a time. I
think she was off her head on something.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
To your profile works because your cat loves them.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
She loves them, Yeah, and the kiwis love them.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
The thing is right, they're loud and they're annoying, but
they're also just not that good anymore. You can't buy
any of the ones. They suck.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
And so last night, admittedly out west, it went until
about midnight, and so looking out the window and I was, oh,
here we go, and oh.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
That was ship. Yeah what about this one? Oh it's
loud and it's bad, and the really the display ones
are out the game, but the ones that you can
buy just seemed to be really really loud. It's just
a really really loud bang. Yeah, that's a sound thing.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, I think that was still as good as they
used to be my day. Back in my my day,
I got hit in the eye with the skyrocket, so
it wasn't good that good back in my day either.
And you're you're blinding that eye blind. You're pro them? Yeah, yeah,
I love them, yeah yeah yeah, three four eight three,
let us know your opinion.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
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Speaker 1 (09:08):
In the meantime, Here's whole, the Whole Arching Big Show
with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at
four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Aches Smashing Pumpkins. Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This Suesday afternoon. The time is twenty eight minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Fellas.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Someone's been bugging me, yes, bugging you know how after
dinner every night, when it's daylight saving, my wife and
I go for a walk to aid with digestion.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
So we were doing that last night.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And this is something that I've been thinking about for
a week while we walk around our block, it's probably
like three kilometers or something to get around this little
loop we do. Yeah, well how long is your block?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Eighteen?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Little legend? What an alpha dog.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
So we're walking around and I would say seventy five
percent of people that you walk ba so we're on
there after dinner walk as well. We'll look you in
the eye and either raise the old eyebrows and just
say good or hello. But the other twenty five percent
steers straight ahead and you're walking past one another, there's
like ten centimeters in between you, and they walk straight ahead,
either hid down or just looking straight as if you
(10:17):
don't exist and don't say good aye.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
And I'm a real like, hey man, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Like?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Get amen, get a community feeling. I like saying hi
to everyone.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, it's really interesting you mentioned this because I think
I put this in the chat a little while ago
because it gets deep inside my goat as well, because
I'm doing a.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Lot of walking at the moment maybe and to the.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Extent, like when I see people walking towards me morning,
you know how you going?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Will you wait for them to look at you first?
Because I'll wait.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'll wait for them to look at me, and I'll
go morning or hello.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah, And you're right.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Generally the majority will go morning or to get a
and some of them might be quite biggrudging. I might
be like morning, Well, you know, I don't really want
to deal with you, but yes, morning, And there'll be
about twenty five percent that just walks straight past you.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And my wife actually said to me.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
The other day when we were doing a walk, I
never realized you were such a perky little fellow because
I make a point of saying hello to people, and.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
It certainly goes against everything that I know about you.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, exactly. It's kind of an aberration in terms of
who I am as a person. But that's what like,
I do acknowledge people when I'm walking past them, you know,
and it's weird when you don't get a response. It
feels like a personal insult.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean I can sort of see both
sides of it as well, because oftentimes you'll see people
and they've got the air but headphones on or something
like that, and that kind of makes sense as well.
And then other times you don't want to get how
many times have you seen goodad to somebody? And you
end up getting bogged down on some kind of freak chat.
You know, they're weird human beings. You get pinned down. Now,
(11:49):
generally it's not on a walk. You have to be
doing something pretty wrong. But personally, if somebody says hello
to me, I'll say hello back. Yes, But I can
see how the two of you walking around. You know
what you guys refer to as the wild West or
ship down or hell on Earth out west Auckland there,
that's how you refer to it off here. I'm not
surprised that people don't want to talk to you out
(12:09):
there because they're scared for their lives from what I
can understand.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Well, can I just say too when I say going
for a walk, high power walk, right, so it's she's
not a slow pace, so you look like you're on meth. Yeah, yeah,
maybe let's just say I've got a very vigorous walk going.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
I can just imagine little tiny, little Hoidy j there.
He's wearing jeans on his walk because he's hiding his leg.
He's got his turkey shirt on and his cat backwards.
He's walking as fast as he possibly can, chucking out
hellos and good days everywhere. Yeah, yeah, I can see
why people went across the road there.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, I the funny thing is I do about four
steps to my wife's one step because she's got quite big.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
You know, she's tall, really tall.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
She's almost as tall as Mike's mum. Wow, not quite kid,
she's not six foots doesn't she?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But yeah, no, it does bug me. Bugs me when
people don't acknowledge it. I've acknowledged them.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
All and if you've But if you're going for a run, right,
if you're running past me, you're looking tired, you don't
want to say good ay or anything.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
I get that or good you do you? But it's
the walk.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I want the eyebrow raised at least or just a
little good ay or a little smile. So I just
I just don't like it when people don't do that.
Maybe it's a me thing.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I don't know. Yeah, you should stop them, Yeah, hey,
just say hey, I'm just wondering. I just see a good idea.
Then you didn't say you didn't say anything back, just
wondering what the gats is.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Well, the thing is, mooky, I won't say gooday until
they've looked up and made eye contact with me. Right,
So I'm sitting there waiting and then they just look
straight ahead.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
And keep it down.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Hang on a second, cause you're sitting or you're walking.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
No, no, no, there's a turn of phrase. I'm walking obviously,
don't stop, sit down and wait for them to acknowledge.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, you're raised eyebrow.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah no, that's not how I operate it all. What
do you think he's it on three four eight three?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Good is it?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
On Radio Hoky Pool.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday
afternoon the time for forty one.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
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Speaker 5 (14:34):
Fellas, I think I might be losing my mind. Not
unlike you, Hordy Jay. You were a bit concerned about
it a couple of days ago. But I've found myself
been a little bit absent minded.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Wow. For example, today I was at my office. I
walked out to the car and went to get into
the car, and I realized I was carrying a glass
of water. A glass of water. Did you want to
drink it in the car or no? Okay, so I
must have. My old brain was like, oh, I'm still thirsty.
I'm going to take the car. So they had to
walk all the way back to the office and drop
that back in there. Yeah. A couple of days ago,
(15:09):
I walked out to the car carrying a bowl of
porridge right in the car. Well. Again, it's something that
should have been left behind, right, you know what I mean.
It is odd, and so I'm concerned that it might
be early on set dementia, right, because it's the sort
of thing that you could see an old timer doing
an addressing gown. You know, the dressing gown slightly open, Keysy, Yeah,
(15:33):
beautiful downstairs visible to the whole neighborhood, doesn't have any
Surely that you have underpants on at this point. Now
he's so absent minded that he doesn't wear underpants. Wow, yeah,
can I like you must? Surely Jason made me feel
But hang on, you've left the house of that shirtman.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Well that's true, but that was deliberate, Keysy, was because
it looks cool.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I looked like I look like a mob boss.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
What I do do quite a lot of is I
walk into a room and this sounds like I'm a madman.
And I'll be standing in the middle of the room
and I'll say to myself what am I doing?
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I doing here? Why did I come in here?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
What am I doing? And then I'll wander back out
again with my dressing gown open and my massive downstairs scraper.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I mean I say that, jas, I walk into a
room and say what am I doing?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
What am I?
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I say? I say it so often that my wife
brought me a T shirt with it written on it.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Right, Yes, what am I doing? Again?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
And what I find too is I have good days
and bad days. Which is another sign.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I have days when I'm just appalling and keys, phones,
glasses are just all over the place, and I spend
half an hour searching for one of those things, yes
you know what I mean, and then I find them,
and then I say, oh, what have I done with
my and my wife is like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Well the only obviously I'm a lot younger than you guys,
a lot way younger. But the only one I do,
which I've done a couple of times, which I don't
think is too bad, is when I'm watching TV and
I'll like be making a cup of tea, for example,
a cup of sleepy tea mogie which you got me onto, yes, herbal, Yeah,
(17:21):
and I'll be like, that's been mashing for five minutes,
now go grab that. And I'll walk up and instead
of grabbing my phone, I've grabbed the TV remote and
I'm just like and I'm like, go look at my phone.
It's just the TV remote And I'm like, oh, that's
not my phone.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Have you thought of getting checked up or anything? Seriously, really,
you're going to have a check up? That's that for you?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Kezy.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
While that is really out the gate, I mean I'm.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Slightly concerned about Mogi. But now that you've said that,
I mean, I'm going keezer.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
You can't look at a remote control and seeing text
messages men, or see if the TV remo. That's not
what I did, And then you're.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Probably sitting on the catch freezing because no one's replied.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
I didn't sell.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, that is what I did. Feel Ers tried to
call my mum on it. Vicar A ship willing to
paranormal came.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
On instead.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
The hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hodarks.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Indeed, Royal Blood there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
The time is four point fifty four. Let's talk TV.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Last night, Phelers. I didn't go watch any TV. I
watched her play, Remember players, Jason, I do?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I do?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
You used to tread the boards a little bit, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
I did it back in the day for sure.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Oh Captain what was your name?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Oh, Captain Andy?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Here he is? That was school.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
That was school times. You're amazing, mate, Thanks man. I
went and saw The dry House at Basement Theater, directed
by Isla McLeod starring Alison Bruce, Beatrice Romilly and Zoe Crane.
It's about a couple of sisters. One of them is
chockun bastard, right, she's on the hammer all the time,
(19:22):
and the other sister is just trying to get her
to go into rehab. Ah. But the other the first
sister there, the chalkon bastard, she's saying, can you just
grab us a.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Few beers responsibly, just a few beers just to settle
my nerves and then then I'll go to rehab.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
And the other sisters like yeah, rider. And then the
other sister there, that chalcon bustard, she is like, I'll
tell you what would really help me out. Those beers
haven't touched aside. If you could just get me a
little hip flask of vodka straighten me out, and then
it'll be all good. We're going to get onto this rehab.
So it's it's a pretty dark, pretty dark yarn. It's
(20:02):
from an Irish play, right, it's a pretty new play.
And the woman who's a bit of a she's a
shock and the alcoholic her daughter dies in a car
creation it's who are dealing with all of that and
then this other sister trying to put it right. A
few things reveal themselves as it goes along, really really
well acted. Elie Bruces of course allegied to the New Zealand,
(20:23):
and the other two actresses are amazing as well. It's
on the basement for the next couple of weeks. I'm
going to go again and see how it settles in.
But it got a stand innovation. How good stand innovation
for about an hour? Wow, that's way too long. That's
a long standing ovation. To be honest with you, I
left when the standing innovation was on. I was like
a toilet.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, I'm going to do wheeze.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Controversial. What was it called again? The dry house? So
she's got to go to the dry house. Dry house
is sort of an Irish term for and how many
busies out of five? I would give it three and
a half busies out of five?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
See just quickly controversial opinion. Maybe I've never seen a
good play.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
I've definitely seen great plays, I would say, though, the
experience of going to a play is always for me,
it's going to be at least some bastards talking, which
I cannot or far up about that. But it's always
a four and a half start of five star experience
going and seeing all the people there sharing a live
experience like that, being in a room with people who
are completely still and quiet watching something and seeing Ardas
(21:22):
performing that way. I absolutely love it. Yeah, you can't.
You never know what the material is going to be.
The acting was five stars, four and a half five stars.
The material brought it down to three and a half. Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well my wife went to the same
play last night and she enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah. Great, So I actually saw her. She did say
hello to me? Did she mean that's true? I was
in the bathroom they have Uni six tats here, and
she walked and she saw me and then she just
did a beeline straight into one of the cubicles. Didn't
say oh, I was like that kind of be Jason's
missus and it was right and it was and I thought,
you shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I'm going to have a word with it.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
And then I was outside and she came back behind
me and then she did that thing where you knocked
the knees in. Yeah, and she did that to me
and I fell over. It broke my leaf.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh wow, I bet you didn't give you a left
home just very quickly. I was leading lines. But in
between that, watching the T twenty cricket, I've lost my
passion for the game, feelings too much of it. It
means nothing to me. No, there's no drama to it anymore.
One buzzy, one.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Busy out of five. Yes for the cricket. Yes, how'd
your line learning go?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Pretty good? I nailed it.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
You're the man, Jason? How are you coming up? After five?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Jason needs counseling and my wife plays a hilarious prank
on me.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
The whole aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
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Speaker 2 (23:03):
I kind of wish you'd play the longer ones. Keeezy,
are you just taking management advice here?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
I can do that for you, don't.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
It's yeah, And I don't know if we've sent those
off to the Reburger fellas we have we have, and
we packaged them up, a whole lot of them in
oh fantastic.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
So pugs, put them onto separate USB sticks, put them
in a shoe box filled with that packing foam stuff.
Oh yes, and then had a couriered same day delivery
over the Reburger fields. They took them all out, listened
to them all and of us are to stop. Yeah,
they hate.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Them, all right, They're my favorite things about the show
at the moment.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And they literally said, if you play another one of
those long ones, that's it. We're done here, right, I've
just done that as per Jas's request. So it's kind
of a sticky situation.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, well just blame me feel as everyone always does.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Hey know, listen this. I want to talk about something
next which is slightly controversial but as a phenomenon that
I've noticed and packs of males. But in the meantime,
here's the Arctic Monkeys.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Velvet Revolver there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past five o'clock,
and I wanted to chat to you fellas about a
phenomenon that I've noticed and I'll be notice over a
number of years, and I wanted to get your thoughts
on them. You know, when you sort of leave school
and you've got your pecker mates, you know what I mean,
(24:48):
and you play sport together, you go out together, your
party together, you get on it.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Together, even flat together.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
You might even flat together years.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Often the case you're flat with your mate and you're
a real posse. You know, you're a real grip, kind
of like the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
I suppose there we're like a posse. I reckon, we're
a posse.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
I love a posse.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
There. Then all of a sudden, out of the blue,
right one of the posse fools in love, they find
a girl or a partner or another partner, and all of
a sudden they leave the pack, and all of a
sudden you don't see them anymore. And then when you
(25:30):
do see them, they're kind of changed, and there you
know they're different people. They've they've come under the spell
of the person that they've fallen in love with, and
you sort of ring them up and go, hey, buddy,
what's going you want to go on? No, I'm just
we're going out to you know, blah blah blah for
dinner and stuff, and you're ah, okay, and then they
(25:50):
just slowly dissipate away, you know. And I wonder, you know,
these packs of friends that we have, are they just
holding patterns for us till we find a mate? And
I don't want to talk about you know that anything
like that's happening to the big show at the moment.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
But you know what I'm talking about. Do you understand
what I'm saying here?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Yeah, I absolutely do. I had a bite and this
isn't I don't think this is strictly after you leave school.
I had at school called Tyrant. Best mates were were
thick as thieves, hang around every day after school, skateboarding
all that sort of stuff. He got a missus gone yes,
didn't see him without a word of a lie pretty
much for a year. And then they break up and
then he turns back up on your door, said hey man,
(26:31):
how's it go? It's like who are you? And also
the worst part you want, the worst part is those
shows up.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I bet you guys straight away you're like, oh he's
great though, we do get on really good.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh yeah, I mean I was a little bit. I'd
never well, when you've never experienced it before, kesy, that's
so difference. That was the first time I was like,
can you just do that? Can you just ditch your
mates for a girl? Yeah? And of course yeah, there's
the best reason.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But I've got to be honest and put my hand
up here and say I was desperately guilty.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
You reek of someone who would always do that?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yes, you know, and I had, Yes, I had a
lot of friends.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I was a popular guy man.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
In the world, without a doubt back in the day.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And then I met a girl and everything changed, you
know what I mean? And I never saw my mates anymore.
They were like, where are you now, man? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
J And then when I came back, they were like,
you've changed, man.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But you're say.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
The thing is, though, that person's job, right, you're like
really good friends, right, But that's not their job to
be there for you the exact way they are for
all time, right. They want to find a part of
they want to have their family eventually, blah blah blah blah.
And if they do change, hopefully it's for the better.
But there's always like a bit there at the start
where they do just go missing off the face of
(27:53):
the earth, like my wife have been with for like
fourteen years.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
I'm pretty sure I wasn't too bad, but I also
think I probably was. Of course, you just probably.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
And the question sort of is when that happens and
they come crawling back to you, do you accept them
back into the fold, into the posse?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
You do?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Otherwise it's you being a jealous little bee, you know
what I mean, Because at the end of the day,
I think, especially in my situation, you need time with
your partner. You also need a lot of time with
your mates too, and you can't get everything from one person.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
I think so as well, And I think you do
welcome them back in, but I think you need to
sort of raise it because it is a weird thing
to completely ditch your mate. So I think for an
extended period of time, and that's what I'm doing. I'm
not doing about people that, oh you see them every
now and again. Ye, people that you just they are gone, yeah,
and then they just turned back up again. So I
hang on, man, exactly, I'm not here. Just whenever you
(28:49):
haven't got something better going on, you're going to come
back to me.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I've got to be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm going to put my hand up here and say
I far prefer the company of my girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Then filed my felthy mates, Have.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
You got a girlfriend? What about your wife?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Shocking mat?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Damn it? Did I say that out loud?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Three? Four eight three? What's your take on this? Do
you know anyone that's done this?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
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Speaker 1 (29:18):
Here's led Zeppelin for the Darchy Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio hodarking.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
She had there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
The time is five. Did he's even?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
We're off to Donners tomorrow otherwise known as Daneed and
start feels really early.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Start six fifty flight that is early.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
J of course, our show starts at four in the afternoon,
so we want to make sure that we're there.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
On Yeah, you've got to be there on time. That's
that's the true.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Because as we discussed yesterday, it's about a seven hour
flight down there. So of course, if you want to
come along to the dneda Craft beer and Food Festival,
there are still some tickets available Dneedenbeerfist dot co dot z.
We will bet the Emerson's Tent tomorrow broadcasting live our
radio show for till seven. Yes, so if you're listening
to us, just know that we are in Dneedin at
a beer festival, having a lovely time. We're also going
(30:07):
to be pouring beers. We've got our own Huducky big
show beer. It's called the Big Deduce. It's a hazy
I p a and I certainly will be getting amongst it. Yeah, man,
do you guys know how to pull beers?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah? I mean when we were down in Hokitika, I
did about three hours in the in the little truck there.
Oh you did too? Yeah, man, I was having the
smallest pub in the land. I think they call it
something on those ones anyway, So yeah, I was absolutely
dominating in the achez. Yeah right, Okay, So I've worked
at a pub in my day, and you.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Know, I certainly love a bit of bar action.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
So yeah, I like to pour a few beersies, and.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
I know you like to. But do you know you've
got experience? Oh hell, yes, you've worked at a bar,
bloody oats? Yes or no? Because I feel like you're
just lying.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Wow, bloody oats is an emphatic he is.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
What was the name of the bar?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
What's that? The mutineers?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
The mutineers? Really?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Where was that?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Well it's not there anymore, unfortunately, okay, and the describe
that country called again now now but anyway.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Okay, yeah, right, okay, right, so you know how about
you know your old.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Yeah on an angle?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yes, you gotta get a nice head on it.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
How much here do you want?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
I like a lot of.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Head, but see, you know you don't want you don't
want to have too much head.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
See that's the thing is I also quite like a
large amount of head because what I like to do
is drink through it.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Yeah, you don't want to get to the main events
sometimes though, right, yeah, but you will though, You've just
got to drink through it. And what they're having a
large amount of.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Head does is it like it sort of holds the
freshness and the crispness of the pint.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Well, how much heare do you like?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Well?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Look, I like I'm not a verse two head. And
the reason for that, Keezy is the because the whole
idea is to get all of the eff a vescent
out of the beer. Yeah, So that's what that is
is because if you don't get that out, because a
lot of people will pour a beer and they don't
like any head at all. Some people don't like any head,
(32:15):
absolutely mad. But what happens is when you you pour
a beer like that and there's no head and you
put you scullet back there and it all sits in
your stomach. With all that, those bubbles have got to
come out. So the point of pouring a beer and
getting that head going, big head, tons of head is
to get rid of all of those bubbles so it
doesn't go into your stomach. That's the point. So head
(32:35):
is actually a good thing. Well, it's a great thing
far that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, But that's the thing though, right because if we're
the ones serving it and we're giving people like giant head,
you know, like, what if do I ask them if
they want head? Maybe that's what I don't just get.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
It's just standard that everyone expects head.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, I'll make sure that they don't
get it.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
They're human. Yeah, I'll make sure I give out a
decent ahead.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
You will be well, I mean, if you want to
get ready specific you and ask them how much head
they want.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
But I mean you're right, Jimmily. They trust the barman to,
you know.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Give them the right amount of head.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Give them the right amount of head.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Well tonedaberfs dot co dot is it.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
If you'd like tickets, you can join us tomorrow afternoon
at the Emerson's Tent.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
It's gonna be great. Guys. I can't wait. I think
I might be at the front of the queue.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
You're going first, Gezy, I don't know what you mean
what you're going guys, lit Nevada.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Green Day. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five forty nine.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Fellas.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Last night I was in bed with the wife. Oh yes,
and I was lying on my Sharkti mat, which is
like a bed of spikes.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
You put that in the bed.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I put it on the bed and then I lie
on it for about thirty minutes and it helps in
my lower back pain.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Do you have bed paint? Yeah, I've got a fractioned vertebrae.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
You And anyway, so I'm lying on the Shakti mat
watching something on my laptop. The air got my headphones
on nude.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Because I sleep mode.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Right, that's great.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
My wife. My wife comes and she's wearing a kimono. Hallo,
now okay.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
But she's wearing a kimono and she goes to she's
it's a bit stuffy and I might open the window.
So she pulls back the curtain, the wall curtain, and
she goes to open the window and screams straight away, right.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
She's saw a reflection of your downstairs in the window.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Oh no, no, it wasn't that. That has happened though.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
No.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
A giant bug fell down onto the floor and like
sort of ran like quite quickly.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Yeah, they are quicks. Freaked her out.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
She's like, you have to get up right now, and
you have to get that thing out of here. And
I was like, don't you know, it's just a cockroach
or like a little spider or something, you know, And
then she's like, no, you have to get it.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
So I get off my mat.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I've been on there about twenty minutes anyway, so it's
probably time to get off. And I'm butt naked, remember,
I walk around forget.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Have a look. I rock around and have a look,
and I'm butt ass naked.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
And then I pulled back the wall curtain and it's
a giant witter, like a huge witter. And I haven't
seen a whitter in ages, but they are scary looking
bastards like that, quite big, and they've got fans and
they're all spiky and horrible. And I was like, wow, okay,
I was just gonna grab it. But we're just bite you,
I think, or they sting you or something. They stab you.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
That's the one you.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, And so I did the old get a glass
and put the paper underneath it. Put it in the glass,
paper underneath, and I had to go on my knees
used too, because it was down quite low.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I was down at all fours.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
And so I've got it in this glass with this
piece of paper, and she's like, what are you going
to do with it?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
And I was like, I'm gonna go free it. I'm
gonna go throw it outside. I'm not kill it, you know.
So open the back door.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
I go to open the back door and I'm like,
can you turn the light the hallway light off first,
because the neighbors will be able to see right now
that he's a naked man holding a glass with a
wetter in it. So she turns off the light. I
go out the back door. She's like, can you drop
it far away from the house. So I walk deep
into the yard and then open the glass drop the
wetter and then she closes the door, locks it and
turns the outside light on. And I'm just standing there like,
(36:30):
and everyone's up late because it's guy fawks, and I'm
just like, okay, well play this is very funny. But
I did just kind of save the day, you know,
can you please let me in?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
But I thought it was funny. That was a pretty
funny prank. It was funny. That's good stuff from me. Yeah,
it was. It was I was actually I was proud.
I was like, it's actually really really fun Was it
a prank? Or did she honestly she'd seen enough of
your naked body for the night.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I think she wanted me and the disgusting bug out
of the house. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Thanks spellers.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Welcome back him as the backbones over your Thursday night's
going along very nicely. You're listening to The Big Show
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Speaker 3 (37:18):
Gear craveworthy street food freshly made with you bier gear.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
God's boss Rolling.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Up Pugs hates their one. Yeah, he hates it. He
shakes his head every time every time I play it.
But I really like it.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
It's okay, man, Speaking of dinner, what are you fellas
having for dinner tonight?
Speaker 5 (37:45):
I don't know. Actually it's a surprise.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Okay, what about you?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Keasy?
Speaker 5 (37:52):
My wife's actually got a work event tonight.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
God, Je's out a lot at the moment of the week,
every night of the week.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
It would seem, well, it's a work event, so she'll
be having about nine thirty ten. Yeah, so it's all
Keezy on his own tonight. It again, I am going
to get a pizza.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Get a pizza, send a few texts on your TV remote.
Happy days, man, that is a callback.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Funnily enough, I'm having pizza tonight as well, homemade. My
wife makes a very very good dough.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
I'll got the rest of us shocking. Well, No, we
have a deal.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
We have a deal. She does the dough and we
make our own pizzas, all right. I make my own
sauce because I'm very like like my olives, anchovies, my chili,
my prescuto. She chucks all sorts of stuff on. Here
is broccoli, yum. You know Green's staff rocket, Yeah, a
(38:48):
little bit of rocket, a noise, Colie Flower tofu.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
It works well.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
To be honest, I'm not going to make my pizza.
I'm going to buy a pizza. I was gonna get
reburg However, I believe we're getting Reburger tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Down and Donna's sounds like.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Canada Pada that twice in twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
A good question.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Hi, Big Pole coming up next to the results there are
in the meantime, He's rim.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
That's a great song.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Hey, the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hodarky Cult.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
They're on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
We're right now it's time for Big Pole.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
That's right, Today's big poll up on the Hockey Big Show.
Instagram story private sale of fireworks in New Zealand, Yes
or no? And mag you brought this one to the
four Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Did, mate, mainly because yesterday was guy Fawks, and also
because there was a political party that's come out and
said that at the next election they're going to be
campaigning on this bastard hard getting rid of they want
to get rid of fireworks. I say it's been going
on long enough and it's time to get them out
of this country. Unless it's a public display, people are
(40:08):
going to be pretty passionate about it, going to get
them lining up down there at the poles. So yeah,
we thought we'd run that one and see from a
personal point of view as somebody who's been blinded by
a skyrocket before as a result of misuse of fireworks
from a drunken son of a bee. And that's not
an exaggeration. You're blind blind. When I was aiding, I
(40:29):
got hit in the eye with the skyrocket by a
drunk mate who was pointing at my head. Lull.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
I think my biggest problem with them is that they suck. Now, yeah, now,
if there are skyrockets, which of course caused the most fires,
and so you can understand why they're band but also
the little double happies, little little dynamites that used to
have again and then Tom Thunder love that they were
so much fun. Now we're a dangerous one hundred percent,
so you can see why they have been banned as well.
But you know, I don't know, let's get rid of
(40:59):
a lot of fun. We've got a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You know, on the other side of it too. You know,
hospitals must love guy, they must go good times. Here
we go.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
I'll tell you what's interesting. One of the main arguments
here is the reason why you should get rid of
fireworks is because of pitts. Yes, why don't we get
rid of pits? Keep the fireworks?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yeah, yeah, but like pits.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
But also I can imagine, like last night, for example,
my wife hates anything loud, right, So if you ride
past on a Harley, or if you if you drive
past a car with an obnoxiously loud exhaust, she will
literally say if off, just out of habit, she.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Can't have it.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
So last night we were trying to watch Grand Designs
and a firework went off with our boom and she swore,
and I thought it was funny. Obviously it's the noise, Yes,
she hates the noise.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
And the other thing too.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Just quickly, if if they say more, you know, public
displays only, they're gonna have to crank up the amount
of public displays.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
It's going to need to be more public displays.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
It's going to have to be heaps to them, which
I'd be all for if they were like, yeah, now
we're going to heaps the public displays.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
They're all going to be great. But it's I it's
Guy Forks. It's one. You have one on Guy Forks tonight,
and it's a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
What really gets on my goat is the before and
after people were letting them off three days before and
four days after, even more than that.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
And you do get You get your Chinese New Year,
you get your Dwali, you get your New Years. So
there's there's plenty of If you're frothen that hard about it.
You can find fireworks displays wherever you're like.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Also, you can type in fireworks on YouTube and you
can watch fireworks.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
So good.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Would you like to guess what the result of the
big pol is because it's an interesting one.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Is it getting rid of No?
Speaker 5 (42:38):
Are you in favor of them? Yes?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Or no? Okay? Yees?
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Sixty percent?
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Okay, yeah, sixty five.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
It's actually no fifty three percent. So people want yeah,
people want more. People want to get rid of them,
but only just it's like fifty to fifty.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Right, So yeah, that's what I meant by a year.
My thing was I think more people won't want to
get to them, was what I was saying. Oh yeah,
what you mean, James, do you think people wanted to
keep them?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
I wanted to keep them.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Okay, yeah, cool, Okay, it's changing.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Yeah. They ran one in one of the on one
of the news sites that it was like eighty five
percent wanted to get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, news sites, it's just the old people.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
You can't believe new sites. Where was the big show,
Big Pole, That's where you get you in your true data.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Holky Sound Garden. There on the radio Darchy Big Show
this Thursday evening.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I feelers.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
I don't know if it's the.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Same for you, but when I see a sunny day,
it makes me think of cricket. And when I think
of cricket, I think of the Black Clash.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Well, the Black Clash is probably the greatest New Zealand
cross code rivalry of all time.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I would say, oh, I would agree with that.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
I would say, so what about like, you know, Canterbury
versus Auckland cross cover?
Speaker 5 (43:58):
What does cross code mean? Rugby cricket. Ah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Oh then a hard out yeah, and we're doing it.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
I think it's a six or seventh iteration coming up,
certainly the seventeenth of January twenty twenty six this year.
It's at Bay Oval and tote on it. Yes, and
you could normally turn about, isn't it. Keysy you go,
you Christ Jude, you go, You're toad on there normally
the two places that you can rely on to have
beautiful weather, and so far that's proven to be the case.
Hasn't rained one.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
It's been amazing. Actually, there's been times where it's like, oh,
she's looking a bit dicey today and Hoody Jay's been going, yeah,
I don't have to commentate, and then it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Jason.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
It's a massive honor that you get to do that.
And if you're going to take it for granted and
hope that it gets canceled, man, I think you should
maybe hand the reins over to someone else.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Okay, can I do it? Yes?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
I don't know anything about cricket.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
There you go, hey, but listen, you need to be
a part of it because it is. It is a
great occasion. Genuinely, people it's just it's basically just a
big party, isn't it feels.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
It's a giant party. Black klasstal Coto ins it if
you'd like to get your tickets. As mentioned January seventeenth
and Totunger, there is the acc Export Ultra party zone.
That is the sort of the vibes are on in
that zone. Let's just say that last year was absolutely heaving.
It's going to be happening again. And the Darky Spot
is going to be right in front of that party zone,
right on the boundary. And you and to mate can
(45:16):
want a chance to sit up close to the action
with us in the Hoducky Spot if you're keen, here's
to Hodak dot co dot zid into there and thanks
to Auckland's grab a seat, we can fly from anywhere
in the country and also put you up for the
night at the Trinity Warf Hotel, which is where we're
all staying and where the teams are staying.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I just had a thought, Keazy A Donald mon coming my.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Mom and dad. Yeah, yes they are. Actually that's how
good my brother.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I think my brother's going to be there better, but
he'll probably be on duty as a copper.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
We threw him a couple of years ago. Actually, yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
A unit, isn't he.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah he's a big boy, well compared to you. Sure well,
everyone's a unit compared to me.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Also with noting that Michael Hussey mister cricket from Australia. Yeah,
he'll be attending sort of in that Brian Lara sort
of shoes of years gone by. I don't imagine Hausey
will be as hand that as Lara was as much
of a disappointment. So he'll be over there playing for
Team Rugby alongside Captain Kieran Reid and of course Joey Wheeler,
the Mad Dog and h great players all across the board.
(46:10):
Dan Vatory, Tim say, how's in your Wagner amongst the others? Yeah,
how good.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
We'll see you there are New Zealand, Hodaki dot Coto
and z get yourself in the drawer ACDC.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah I think so.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
There's a tune the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hurdarky.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Bick there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Now found us.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
I've started doing something a little bit different in the
shower and I want to pass it on to you
because it's absolutely magnificent.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
And what I do.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Are you still using your stool?
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Oh no, I got rid of the stool, keezy.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
But what I've been doing, and because I've heard this
before people have.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Told me about it, is turning my shower to cold
about twenty or thirty seconds before I get out. Really,
because apparently that's really good for your health.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
What part of your health?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
It improves your circulation, Oh yes, it boosts your mood,
it reduces muscle soreness, it's really good for your skin
and hair, right, okay, and all sorts of other benefits.
And you know, people have told me about it before,
and it's really good for your heart apparently.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
Because Mogi, don't you do saunas and ice bars and stuff.
I have done them. I don't do them only because
they're not available to me. But yeah, yeah, I don't
know what the gaps is with it. I think it's
more of a I mean, yeah, I think it's a
discipline thing certainly, and if you can do it, you
just I don't know how much good it actually does,
but there's certainly research that sit well, there's a lot
of people on Instagram that Saunds.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Good.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Yeah, well totally.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
So I thought i'd give it a bit of a
nudge and I did it yesterday. I had an early
start because I was filming, and I went, well, here
we go, here we go, and I turned it really
cold with about thirty seconds to go, and it was
amazing and it was invigorating. But one thing that did happen,
which I wasn't expecting was it gave me a stiffy.
(48:00):
A stiffy, right, And I don't know, I mean, because
have you guys ever done that, because I don't know
if that is that.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
A normal thing, getting a stiffy.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Get what you know, getting a stiffy in that situation,
because it wasn't at that point. It was only when
I turned it the cold and I went, hello, stiffy, magie.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You're probably better suited to chatting about this one because
that's never happened to me, Jason.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
But do you tune your shower to cold?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Though?
Speaker 5 (48:26):
Yeah, that's the thing. Well, I don't get that in
the shower, but certainly when I'm having an ice bath.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
You get a stiffy.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, okay, well that's comforting, or you get it in
the spar as well.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
Yeah, any kind of swimming pools or any kind of water.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
What about when you're just like washing your hands or
doing dishes? Yeah, is it contact with water?
Speaker 5 (48:46):
I'm washing the car Okay, but I think that's the SuDS. Yeah, right, okay,
that dirty water and the dirty muck water, the dirty
dirty Right's got his own thing going on.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I just I was wondering about that and if anyone
else has had that experience.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Become I mean, everyone's different. I was taken it back
because you haven't had one of those years, have you?
Speaker 1 (49:11):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
Well, there you go, your my advanceards. That's a big
show down and Dunst did this synth Tuesday evening. We're
going to go home and get a bit of rest
and fly off to Dunedin tomorrow. The podcast out tro
today wouldn't have a clue. What's the clip there, Pugs,
I'm sorry, Cazi, my name is Chris, Yeah, sorry, Christopher.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
Uh Pizza is the name of today's clip? Does that
ring any bells?
Speaker 2 (49:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (49:46):
It doesn't ring any bells for me either, But here
it isn't It comes out tonight at seven thirty.
Speaker 5 (49:49):
So such hodaky big showhere. You get your putties from ordered.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
A cropodild pizza Once when I was in Aussie with
Crago's Wild Right and I had one bite, was.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
Like and emo as well, yeah, yeah, you've had it. No,
I've heard of them, but I've heard of them.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
I've seen one.
Speaker 5 (50:07):
I've seen a couple of the bastards actually going through
the rubber shirt your joint, wasn't.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
He he was, Yeah, he's at m dot com. I
have as well. Yeah, if you love your podcast, go
and check out the Big Show podcast and the outro.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
It's great stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Oh you're surprised, Jenner, for you as you discuss what
else is going on.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
A little bit of work tonight, just packing my bags
getting an early night mate. You know, do you know
what I love men? I love going to bed. Yes,
when you're jumping the bed is just like ah, thank god, yeah,
yeah there it is. I love that. So I'm looking
forward to that feeling tonight. And you've seen you bastards
in the morning. Yeah, great stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Well I know what you're doing. Keys of your wife's
out again tonight. So pizza and gaming.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Probably will pizza. Yeah, I'm gonna get pizza and I'm
gonna play playsession.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
And good luck, thank you, good luck with the gaming,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
And then my wife will arrive home, and then I'll
go to bid because I need to get up early.
But I can't go to bed with if she's not
home because I can't sleep.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
And I know because I can't either.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah, and also I know that if I do fall asleep,
she'll wake me up once she gets home, and then
I won't be able to go back to sleep.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
Rah. So it's a whole thing. Jason, Yeah, yeah, we
should talk about that.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, and Jace, of course you're going home to make
homemade pizzas.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
That's fun. Thanks man, Do anything else you want to
say on that? Or no, really no, I'll see you later.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
Then I wonder if she's got mozzarella. Cheese doesn't melt.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
As well, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (51:33):
You need mozzarella. Tasty is young, but it does it.
It's not for pizzas.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
Okay, how you listening?
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Get ready to eat, and we're on our way very
very shortly. Tell me let
Speaker 5 (52:01):
The gold point is the g of a market
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The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.
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If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.