FULL SHOW: LIVE FROM DUNEDIN

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hobanking Big Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Thanks to crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger,
the fellows are pouring the big Douche Hazy Paleile live
from emersons Bury and the Dunedin Craft Bear and Food Festival.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Give you Mad Basard's great have your comedy.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
That's glorious.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Friday Afternoon, Live from the Dandan Craft Beer and Food Festival.
You're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Crave Worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
We don't have any stings.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh we don't have any steaks. Oh my god, that's
a tragedy, you know, Moogi. Usually at the stage of
the show, I wax lyrical about what a stunt you are,
what an absolute stallion you are, and you are all
of those sanctioned course, but how good this set up?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
My friend you?

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Thanks mate, I'm going pretty gral. Thanks for asking. Yeah,
good your sex son of a bee. I got to say,
it is an absolute joy to be down here at
Forsyth bar Stadium. A hell of us set up they've
got here, and I got to tell you, I've got
a terrible feeling about what's going to happen over the
course of the next three hours, because the backbones I
see before me are some of the biggest animals probably

(01:17):
on the face of the earth.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, agreed, Babe, agreed.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
A few of them have already whipped their tops off,
which is slightly concerning.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Keezy, your mad barstard. How's life?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Life's going pretty good, Jason down here at forsythe Bar,
and it's Hessen, man, I'd say it's Hessen here more
than if the AB's a planned everyone's forsythe barred up.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh he's great stuff, mate.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
But it's stoked to be here.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
And every time we've come out to Dunedin, which is
once before, it's absolutely gone off.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
In fact, last time I was here, a man showed
me his penis, did he yep?

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
And that was that haughty ja material or was that
more kezy button mushroom?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
No, it wasn't a chold. It was sort of. It
wasn't a no, it wasn't so it was. To be honest,
he was incredibly intoxicated.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh god, that's a surprise, and he was.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Removed by security. But I'm hoping that Dunedan can sort of.
I was going to say beat that tonight, right, Okay, Yeah, let.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Us not hope for that, teazy. This is early days,
It certainly is.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
And what I love about it too, is the fact
that it's all covered. It's a little bit like a greenhouse.
Effective here fell us. The sun is pumping through. I
heard the temperature in Dunedan today was thirty seven degrees.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Can you believe it?

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Yeah, thirty seven degrees and going to be cracking the
forties in the next hour or so. And yeah, the
sun is beating down on us. We've got no hats. Yeah,
Jason are bringing his sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
You're turning a horrendous ruddy shade of beetroot. And I
imagine that's not going to be too good by the
end of the show, but we're going to find out.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah that's true. Mate.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Listen, Actually, what we might do, because I hear there
is some sun block here, maybe get the audience to
help me out.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Put a bit of sunblock on the old snols as
it were.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
I tell you what. Jason was just talking to the
young lady as you said there, and her face screwed
up into a ball. She is disgusted at the prospect.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, but a boyfriend's ken you not.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh yeah this sounds.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Good man, Hey Tony, what is going to be a
massive sheld? It's so good to be down here. But
let's kick it off with a bit of red hot
chili peppers.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
And if you want to come down and see us
at the Bear Festival, we are in the Emerson's area
pouring our delicious hazy ipa.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
So won't you come on.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Down Big de Doo the Hollarchy Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hodak Cabo.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Friday afternoon.
I hope it's going off wherever you are certainly going
off down here at the Duneedan Craft Bear and Food Festival.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Certainly is Hoidy j We are broadcasting live from the
Emerson's area, Pooh, pouring the Big de Douge, which is
a hazy pale ale that the listeners named after. Twenty
other names were vetted by the legal team. Yeah, it
was the least defensive name that they had.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Yes, we had absolutely bangers. I don't know if we
can go through them. Yeah, Oh but god, I've got
a I reckon we could open our own brewery brewery
with the amount of names that we came up with.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, well absolutely, I have to admit I was very
fond of the Keysy Midnight Steamer.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah everyone is man.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know that your
wife is that keen on the keys.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
It happened one time three years here.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Hey, now, because we're in daned and do come on
down if you're in the area, we thought we'd ask
the question for the public out there Dunedan, Yes or no?

Speaker 6 (04:33):
That's right?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Three four A three. Let us know your opinions. How
do you feel about Dunedin, fellas? What's your vibe on Dunedan?
Because Jace, I feel like you quite enjoy the city mate.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
You know, people often talk about, you know what, what
day and age would I like to live in, you know,
and my vibe for Dinnetty because I love the place.
I really, really really love the place. If you want
to know what sort of New Zealand was like in
the nineteen seventies, dn' it. It's the place for you.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
And some people may feel like that's a derogative sort
of comment, it's not at all. I mean, there's lots
of great old shops selling lollies, necks, nick knacks, that
sort of.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Corner Kopeia's here.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
It is.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
It's like you step off the plane. You're stepping out
of a time machine, aren't you. Yes, you know there's
there's a really old school sort of music. Still. Yes,
the buildings are old. It's freezing cold. There's no insulation
in any of the housing. Even the buskers have got
an old school vibe to them as well.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, they do. I actually just went down to the
wharf just before.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Did you were you're thinking about it jumping again with you?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
No, I wasn't made.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I was in pretty well, I wasn't a good one
because I was in Dunedin and I just saw this
family of seals coming out of the water there, covered
in an oil slick.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
And how beautiful it's that?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It is beautiful.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
I mean, the thing I love about it is they've
just gone, hey, Dunedin's a shipthole.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh Caesie.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Chace, what the hell man? You're the one that told
me to say that. You were like Keezy, say that's
a ship that it is? I don't like Danida and
it's too cold.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
The objects of being through already.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Someone's already thrown something at us.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
That's you.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Let's verify that, Kesey far out, that's the guy who
doesn't understand how the show works.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, I've lost my fids now I don't know what
to say.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
No, but they're carry on with what you were saying.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
So you think it's I mean personally, I think it's
a beautiful city.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
What the problem is, Well, there's a beautiful to look
at city. It's just very cold. And I'll be honest, guys,
we can get into this a little later on. I
did long distance with.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
My wife to Dunedin, right, so for me it was
I associated to need it with a lot of frustration,
a lot.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Of pink tuppy energy.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Wow, No, just frustration, you know, thing too full on
and just yeah, look, we'll get into it later on.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Akey bullon.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
No, That's why I'm saying we'll get into it later
on potentially. But three four eight three, let me know
what you think of duanedan massive no for from a
massive no for duned and sending hate from a vericrgo Ah.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
What a cheek from the cargo. That's an outrage. That
is an outrage.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It really is but look, the people are spoken on
three for well, one person has spoken.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Three four eight three. Let us know we've got plenty
of fifty old reburg abount just to give away. Do
you like guns and roses?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
He's got off the hold Aching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days and four on
Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
The Killers there on the radio, Holdarky Big Show live
from the Dnedan Craft Beer and Food Festival.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
And if you're in the area, come on down because it.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Is the amazing setup and it is going off phelas.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Certainly as jas can.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
I just follow that with if you're in the area
and you've got tickets, come on down to the Dean
Kraft Beer and Food Festival in the Emerson's area, pouring
a whole lot of big De Douge hazy pal ails
for the great New Zealanders.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Just on that, Kezy, Actually, how do you find the
the De Douge. By the way, I'm getting a lot
of good feedback.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
On that is a little good New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Yeah, I'll tell you what We're not getting a lot
of good feedback on is Keysy's comments in the last
break that Dan is a shit, and Jace, you and
I have been talking about it off here and we've
come to the conclusion that Kezy Owes Dunedin and in
fact New Zealand an apology.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, I mean, I don't know if I need to
do it.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Like you know, it's just because I mean, I'm just
I mean, the place was absolutely packed to the gunnals
before you said that keys in. Now there's only like
ten people here and I just feel you're like you
sort of send out a really harsh vibe about Dunedan.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
So I mean it doesn't take much, does it to apologize.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Well, no, I know, but it's just you know our
show we sort of say wicky stuff and you know, it's.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
It was just so heartfelt aggressively.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, I mean I really felt your hatred and I
think the people did too, right.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
It just feels like to me, you need to sort
of we just.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Need to reset me. Yeah, story over free if you
just apologize for the next three minutes and we'll be
good to go.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Three minutes.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah, Yeah, Look, Duneda and I'm deeply sorry, but by
what I said, I you're not you're not you're not
You're not a shithole all right, there was. I just
completely I don't know what I was thinking.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
I'm just not buying it.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I just don't feel you're being genuine you know what.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Genuinely, I'm deeply sorry Dunedin. I genuinely don't think you're
a bad place at all.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yeah, what do you think? Are we buying that? Or
we're not buying that? Yeah, they're they're not the only.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Thing that these people are buying is heaps and heaps
responsible to the eusies. Okay, sorry, Daniedan, You're not You're
not a shed hole. I was just making it up.
I'm a shock jock on the radio and I say stuff.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
The reactions.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Do we forgive him New Zealand? Yeah, it takes a
man to know when that stuff.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
It does take a man to apologize under pressure in
front of a couple of one hundred people when he doesn't
want to, and we appreciate that. Hey. Just on another note, there, fellers,
we're going to be running the official Honecke Big Show
Lost and Found today here at the duaneed And Craft
Beer and Food Festival. So if you've lost anything, come
up to us. We might have If you've found anything,

(10:37):
bring it up to us. And we'll try and return
it to its right Flona.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yeah, that was actually part of the deal because we've
got a loudspeaker situation going on here.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
We're going out.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
To the great New Zealanders out there and everyone can
hear us, everyone can find us. Are in the middle
of the stadium. So if you lose anything, find anything,
bring it to us. You can also text us on
three four eight three and let us know what it
is you have found or what it is you have lost.
That is a service we have to legally as part
of being here today.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah. Well, interestingly enough, fellas, I've already had a Dilly
handed in. Yeah, so if anyone's messages, I think I'll
go seven Mogi, I'll go a seven. So if anyone's
misplaced at Dilly, then just come up to the desk
here and I.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
We'll hand it out to you.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Any distinguishing features Jason.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Oh, look it's large and gurfy, so.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Jase, sorry, I'm sitting next to you and I can't
see it.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
It's just behind.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't want to I don't want to have it
actually on the stage because I think it might distract people.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Right, Okay, but let's just say it's about a seven.
It's gurfy. So if you've lost that dilly, come up
here and let us know.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
And and if you can identify, I will probably need
some idea or something.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Yeah, give it's the color.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yeah, and the color that would be good.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, three four a three, Get those ticks coming through.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
The Hichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Radio there on the radio Hodarky Big Show. This goious
Friday afternoon in the beadiful city of Do needing the
Craft Bear and Food Festival FOLLLS.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
It's going off, Jase, we're here in the Emerson's area
pulling our delicious dedoue hazy pale Ale.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Come on down and get yourself a glass.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
And also don't forget to text us on three four
eight three if you are here at the festival and
we're running a lost and found situation. So if you've
lost something, let us know on three four eight three.
Or if you found something three four eight three, And
just by helping us all out, you're going the draw
for fifty dott Reburg about you, I'll.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Tell you what. Being back down here, Jase has reminded
me of our flating days.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh yeah, mate, absolutely.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Down here some thirty odd years ago. And the place
hasn't changed much, has it. It hasn't it hasn't.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Were you guys students down here?

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Well, we were flatting down here.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
I couldn't get into university because of my grades. I
wasn't allowed to get in. And then Jason, of course
I don't think you were studying either, were you.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I actually did try to get into the university, but
I'm a bit of the der brain. Yeah, and I
failed school.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
See, so what's the school?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
See?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Oh, that's that's something they used to do back in
the nineteen seventies. Keysing, Wow, you pardon now, you're a
right carry on thirty nine thirty nine in case you're asking.
And and old Mogie called me up on the on
the old old school phone.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Back and he said, hoody jab had enough of Auckland.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Dunedin is an absolutely magnificent city.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
What do you say?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
We up sticks and moved down there, and I went, Moggie,
you're on.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
I was all about getting involved in the local scene,
you know, as you and I were all about socializing
back in those days, weren't we just as we thought, well,
just because they're not necessarily studying. It doesn't mean we
can't get involved in all the All the pess ups
responsibly all fled in debarcles. So we got our place.
It got ourselves a little place on our castle's castle.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Anyone from Castle Street here today, now, okay, bag of you? Then?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Nah, one guy?

Speaker 6 (13:57):
What one guy? And he looks like the most teamed,
so that makes sense. And we got a little joint there.
It's called the little Box. We got a little box. Yeah,
you gotta have a nickname for your flat. And it
was called the little box.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Why was it called the little box?

Speaker 6 (14:08):
We had about forty five cats, right, Yeah, we're keeping
a whole bunch of cats there, just because Jason is
a big fan of cats.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Oh look, I love a bit of cat action. Mogi.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Also, we didn't have a functioning toilet, no, so it
doubled up for the cats and old Mogi and HOI, what.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Do you mean you didn't ever functioning toilets?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
The toilet didn't flush or function.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Well, we had a septic tank, and of course you
had to pay to get it emptied, and we we
didn't want to do that. So it just got to
the point where it overflows that are out of the toilet,
down the hallway and into each of the bedrooms.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Right, So did you like put little down or something, Nana, Nana.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
We just called it the little box because it was
just shitty every where. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. We sort
of went through that period, didn't we. Jason. It was
about seven years and neither one of us got a girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
It was unbelievable because you know, I was probably at
my physical peak.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I was in tremendous form. I was charming, I was weddy.
I wrote poetry. Oh yeah, I dressed in corduroy.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
The problem wasn't the writing the poetry. The problem was
when you started reading it out.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
It was interested underneath people's windows and stuff, and I
kind of freak. And I had this majestic ponytail too.
It was amazing actually that no one found me particularly attractive.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, right, and so what we So you weren't studying,
were you working down here or no?

Speaker 6 (15:27):
No, we were on the doll. Yeah, largely on the doll.
There's a lot of heroin around in those days, Casy,
So I've spent a fair amount of time on the
couch just thinking about life. Yeah, totally oh sweet, responsibly.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
In terms of getting a girlfriend, you know what I mean,
you'd bring them back home after a night. You know, Gowey,
you come back and you know, have a have a nightcat.
And when you've got forty five cats in your house,
it just absolutely stinks. Yeah, and a pestle over the place.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
There's poos everywhere.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
So it wasn't really the kind of setup that people
found very attractive.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, right, okay, And is that what you met your wife?

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Or strangely enough it was.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
It was thirty years ago and you're thirty nine now.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I was only nine when I lit.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
There, and there was your physical peak and.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
I was at my physical peak. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Out three four a three. By the way, we are
running a lost property. Someone he has found Hoodie Jay's vape.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Ah, you are shedding me? Where is my fate?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Here's mus the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Kisey Arsenean Nirvana there on the radio hon Arky Big Show,
this beautiful Friday afternoon live from the Danetan Craft and
Beer and Food Festival. And I tell you what it
is absolutely going off if you are in the facial
as we speak.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Come on down to Emerson's.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, it's like a beer square that s yeah, fellows,
and the beers at silutely magnificent. I'm trying one of
these zero beers, the little Bird.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
It's called beautiful.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
You love birds, eh, because you're always you've always got
like a turkey shirt on or you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Funnily enough, my wife was outraged about that because she
heard us talking on the radio. Yesty, and she said,
I never bought you a turkey shirt. What are they
talking about? And she's quite right. It isn't a turkey shirt.
This is it's mambo and you can't really tell.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
What tell what it is, and they're definitely turk. And
the fact that you went out and bought a turkey
shirt and blamed it on your wife makes you a
shock and burst.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Don't forget by the way we're running the well, it's
to be honest, it's the entire Dnedan Kraft and Food
Festival Loss and Found. We've had a few people texted already, guys,
So it's a valuable service we are providing. On three
four eight three, someone here, Elliott Miller, apparently has lost
his dignity. Yeah, ok yeah, nice, someone has found a
pile of bricks.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Ah, so yeah, they're.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Dangerous to having one of those just lying around someone here.
I've lost a few beers and my three kids if
you Fellas seen them, So we'll just sort of we'll
keep an eye out for them and keep reporting to
us on three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Hey, what I was gonna say? Okay, it is a
Friday afternoon. You guys excited about the Friday thrubber?

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, and you know, I'm thinking about the fact.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
That Fellas we're in to Need and there's a proud
to Need and Sound and tradition of great music and
talk about my heyday. Yes, straight jacket fits the bats
that sort of carry on.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
I'm just walking around the crowd here and nobody knows
what talks who they are. I know, nobody knows what
you're talking about. So we were going to go with
d Need and Sound, but we decided against it because
nobody had heard of any of the band. So we're
just going to go with something to impress the locals,
that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
So the way this works is when we go on
to we have to play a song each and the
locals vote which one they want to hear using the
volume of their cheering. Now, what's happened the last two times?
It is intentionally old keyzys. Everyone's gone quiet whenever keezy
song comes up. I had to eat lamb testicles or sheep.

(19:08):
I can't remember if it was fully grown or you.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Said they slipped down beautifully.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I did, Yeah, sure, I said that.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
And the other thing I to do was a shot
of tabasco saw So today fellas.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yes, what are we doing?

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Watch the g you rule. We're going with you.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
We're just going to play three songs and people are
going to vote for them, and they're not going to
know who's chosen who unless the loser gets to drink
free beers for the rest of the evening, in which case.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Is there any kind of jippardy?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I mean, maybe we could get some suggestions from the audience. Sure,
the live audience and also the audience listening at home
are on the way.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Three four three some sort of punishment for the loser
of the Friday Throbble, which is coming up next The Whole.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Tune in week
days and four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
It's the he chose Friday from it.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
You're ready, Yes, this is a big show Life of
the Danda Crab, Beer and Food Fest. While it's going
as you can probably hear, it's absolutely going off the
Friday trubber where each of the Fellers chooses to tune
and the audience decides the winner.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Fellas, that's right, Fellas.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Today's theme is stuff to impress the locals. Now, Jason,
you chose a song I'm assuming from toned in from
your Heyday, which a.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Long time ago.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Oh, we can't give it away.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Were meant to be doing blind So straight away, Keesy's
blowing out his own rules here. Kesey was sitting the
rules where we had to keep it a secret so
that he'd have a chance it winning, and then has
immediately revealed what Jason saw.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well, I don't know his song. I was just assuming,
I was gonna say.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
But then you look around at the crowd and you
see a lot of youthful faces.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Look, I've got to be honest with your Kisi.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I'm not feeling confident looking at the crowd, but you
never know what could happen. Has there been any suggestions
in terms of the jeopardy on this A.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Lot of it's raighten.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Oh okay, punishment run it straight at one of the
local rugby players in the crowd.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's good idea.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I reckon I could take most of them.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
No pants till seven, no pants, no pants till seven.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
So just in your in your decks. Yeah, that will
be doing that until Simon, Peter, Wow, if you win,
you won't.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
You have to take your top off, skull a beverage responsibly.
Someone ticks through here at capitals responsibly, do a yard,
he do a kid stand.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I don't know what those things.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Are, but I can assume.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, they are wholesome, family fun.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
I want the story here. We're just going to play
them back to back to back.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
I think we'll play them back to back to back.
The issue we've got is that we're not going to
run the phones. We're gonna get the local audience to vote. However,
there is currently a band playing very very loudly at
the back of the old stadium here, so moost do
a raising of hands for votes.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Yeah, everyone can cheer and raise their hand on the
one they like. We'll play them out, each of the
side out first, and then we'll get the votes will
be when we come back.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Right, yeah, I think so that's good mate.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
All right, So here is song number one for the
Dunedin Throbber.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Nice tune.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Whoever chose that? Confused individuals out here, let me tell
you that is that is an all time tune construction.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
It fits from today and of course yep, so that
is your first selection.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Second song? Please kid you cons I won't give you
one of my beers, but I've only got six. That's
a great choice. Who chose that?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
You're right?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
You're we're not very good in this anonymous.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
And please, mister producer Tony Lyle, could you please play
the third Throbber selection?

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Hi, it's Peter from the Dudes. You're listening to the
key we one hundred on coast and this is our song,
a song that we know.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
The one below the one below it?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Mok, that was great? Whoever chose that? That was awesome?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
What song was that?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Mogy?

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Oh? Well, I think we're going to have to play
Can you play the one below that? Tony? Bonny chance,
we're just standing by here. What's hepan has? We've got
somebody up in Auckland, who's who's fiddling with the ones
and twos there, and he's played out a bit of audio,
a bit of chat, an interview with a guy who
wrote the song as opposed of the song itself. Yes, indeed,

(23:48):
I don't know what by the time we come back.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Oh yeah, whoever chose.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
This is a little.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
How was that song? That song?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I love it?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
What is going on?

Speaker 6 (24:09):
I'll tell you what. Why don't we go to a
couple of tunes? Yes, when we come back, Well, we'll
have our dug the rong, we'll get a boat on down.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yeah, good stuff, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Philis. If you can just turn off that music whatever
there is, you're cool.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keithy.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
It's the big shows Friday.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yes and Backbone.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
So it is the Friday Throbber and we are live
from the Danta crabt beer and food fish while it's
going off as you.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Can sound here, as you can sound, as you can sound.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
And we're doing the Friday Truber and it's just tuned
to please the crowd. Yeah, crowd, that's your one, yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
And the way we're doing is it's one hundred percent
anonymous and I can tell you that no one here knows.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Which tunes are ours.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
No one can tell which I mean, which song is Jason's.
And we had no technical difficulties, which is the great
part as well.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Yeah, I think we're you know, the fact that we've
chosen three Absolute Weapons songs is really going to be
in our favor. Yeah, Absolute Weapons.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
All right.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
So here's how it's gonna work.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
We are going to go through the tunes one more time,
and then we will get the audience to vote, after
which for which song they would like to hear played
in full?

Speaker 6 (25:25):
How does that sound? The robber in history?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
With that attitude, it will be MOGGI. Al right, it's
the first go all right, right, that's actually a tune.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Whoever chose, who chose?

Speaker 3 (25:53):
And there is a great chune right, the heritage of Denis.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
It's so hard to remain anonymous here, all right. Here
is the second in June.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Kid what.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, that's a song called Beers, but that.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Is nobody even knows what my what the next song is. Yeah,
so we'll see how we go.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, here is the third offering.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have solms a winner.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Hang on, hang on, here we have.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
We haven't voted yet. We haven't voted yet. All right,
we're gonna start the voting. Let's see the voting. All right,
kill the music, I mean, all right, let's this is
the voting now, all right? So who votes for some
number one? Straight jacket fits.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
One guy over there?

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Two guys one thumbs down, So that's two.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Eight over there was about the team no five, call it.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
No, it's actually four because there's one thumbs down, So
it's five with an asterisk, all.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Right, with an asterisk?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Who votes for song number two?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
That I don't know what it's like?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Negative eights like minus five?

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Five guys? See how we go on the last one?
All right?

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Who who votes for that real played out song number three?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Wow? Oh boy?

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Now let's reveal whose song was Who's.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Hoidy J's song was the first one, Mine was the
second one. And this song your Friday Trouble when I
was old Mogi over.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
There, what so easy has to take his pants offlock?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I believe ah No Keezy Geezy Geezy gazyz.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah yeah BetUS song bait to the song.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
The Archy Big Show was Jason Mike and Kezy tune
in on radio.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Tally's there on the radio, Holdanky Big Show live from
the Duned and Craft Bearing Food Festival.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
You know, fellas, we were just talking the other day
about how we never dance anymore. Yeah, and I'm looking
at all the people.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
I reckon we flagg the radio show and just cut
loose on the dance floor.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
What do you say?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, yeah, man, get out, tops off, loosen up a
little bit, get a bit of avocad of oil, just
get it to it.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I tell you what, I've never seen so much dancing
at a Hedache Big Show live show, and I think
that's because we've actually got some females here for the
first time to history. It's a groundbreaking day for us
and a day that'll go down in the history.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Keyzy certainly is the calling of the key Easy affect
Mogi and you guys are welcome if you've just joined us.
We just had possibly the greatest Friday throbber ever in history.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Unfortunately, Wow, well done, MOGGI. Let's just say a huge
win and a huge win thanks.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Bless from the dudes which have a quick look at
the throb of scoreboard now way out in front on
fourteen wins for the year old Mogi with fourteen that's
huge that, oh god.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Just had a terrible realization.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Second place on twelve with two asterisks, one for coercing
a listener and one for playing a Pantera song with
a million f bombs and its hoidy ja.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Yeah, it's good for you. Many thank it's.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Good for good.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Trailing way behind on seven wins, half the amount that
Mogi's got.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Not even taken into account all those asterisks.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
I have two asterisks, thank you, one for playing Freebird
when it wasn't relevant, one for bullying Mogi, which I
still don't think.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
That was it.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Guys on the questions, I wanted to ask you, there was.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
A clear winner, Yeah, there was, and I also felt
there was a clear second place.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
And I also felt there was a clear loser. Do
we agree, I'll piss off.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
There was a clear loser, and you made the suggestion
keys a rule.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
It was a rule.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
It was a rule that whoever clearly lost has to
go pantless till seven o'clock.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Now I was against it.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
I was against it.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
I was against it too.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
But Keysy insisted. And now we find ourselves in a
position where is it you Keysy, you got to take
your pants off? Is that what we're doing?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Then?

Speaker 6 (30:37):
Is that what the show has become? What is this show?
This is?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
This is not how radio works.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
You don't get people chancing until someone gets their downstairs.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
They just keep chanting and then eventually you take your
pants off.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
The worst part is it's like mostly dudes as well.
Do you realize what you guys are doing?

Speaker 4 (30:53):
But Casey, you'll be, You'll be.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I mean, I would happily do it, except my I'm
wearing my wife's jeet to just by mistatist.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
It was very dark when I was kitchen and I
was I was looking through the laundry. I couldn't see anything,
and so I.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Can't keyes CAZy z the whole Ikey Big Show with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, head like a Hole There on the radio hold
Hony Big Show this Friday afternoon. Speaking of head like
a Whole, Feller's I got a message today from Booker
Beasley Man the great man himself. They've released a new
song called Strange World, and it's coming out at midnight
tonight on all the usual platforms including band.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Camp, God you're a big fan. Jason actually came out
at midnight last night.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Year.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
I was listening to it in the uber on the
way to the airport this morning and it absolutely rips.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
In hindsight, looking back into the thrubber, I should have
gone head like a you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Oh yeah, a lt you didn't come last man.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah, that's trying to come last night. At least I
get to keep my pants on.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Guys, we've got to stop encouraging the audience to chant no,
I'm I'm not taking my pants off. There must be
some sort of HR department or something. It's either take
your pants off, Keezy, or get your nips out.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Casey, No, you're gonna pay good.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Money for there.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Wait wait, wait, how about rather than have to take
your pants off for the rest of the show, you
just get your nips out for like five seconds.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
Jace, come on, jasonn For those of you listening at
home that don't know what's going on here, Keezy has
been blessed with two of what can only be described
as the largest nipples on the face of the earth.
We refer to them as meat petty nips. If you
think of your your favorite Reburger burger there, and you
think of the cheeseburger or the meat patty that's in there.

(32:58):
That's exactly what keysys on his chest. And they are
a thing to behold.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
They're magnificent.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
And for a while there we were all about empowering me.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah, man, And now it's more just about let's wheel
the freak out that's taken down to Dunedin.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Let's get a chart going, and he'll get his areolas out.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
And if we feed him up on beers at the
beautiful Emocon's beak, the dooge beers.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
By the way, he'll get them out. Jez I can't
get the naps out.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
I can't do it.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
We're gonna have to come up with some kind of
a middle ground.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah, I think shame. Oh, just your pants off for
an hour.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I just get your belly button out, Keezy, that'll do.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
What we're even going to talk about in this break.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Well, I think we've running out of time, which is
a shame.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Well, here's David.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
That's a shame.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Tune.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
The whole king big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Oh Yes, indeed, Rage against the Machine.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
There on the video show this Friday Afternoon Life from
the ding Craft Beer and Food Fiscival.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Tell you what nothing gets girls dancing like a better
rage against the machine? Absolutely, and and can I just.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Say, in terms of the young woman here in the end,
don't do it.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
Don't do it.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
After we had we had a meeting about this, I
just want to say, it's lovely to see you.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Oh God, oh God, do not mean that in a
way the fact you have.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
To say that, you know, a bit of a sausage fist, fellas,
That's all I was saying.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
And so it's really nice to see some female energy
in the god.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
All right, okay, all right, Well, I mean I'm just
I just feel uncomfortable now.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
I just don't.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Don't, I just don't. You're shocking, bast hey, fellas.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
To be fair, though we are at the Dining, Craft,
Beer and Food Festival, we are in the Emerson's area.
They have got a heap of beers on, They've got
a fantastic selection of pies. They've also got the Radiohodocky
Big Show, Big to Doge Hazy pale Ale, which I
have been hoing into. People have been getting amongst it here.
I feel like we could have put anything in that
gig and that'd be standing in front of us going

(35:16):
raising their glasses. But it does taste bloody nice.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
That's gonna say. You've tasted it. What are your thoughts, mate,
give us a sort of run down of a flavor there.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
I don't know how to describe beers. It was it
was young, fizzy and brown. Well it wasn't fizzy, jase.
I mean that's quite no, it wasn't fizzy. It was
it's hazy, so not ok not super you know, but
you could if you wanted to. And I would never
do this because I would drink responsively. You could scull
it if for some reason you were dying of thirst,
for example. Okay, but it is one of the most delicious.

(35:46):
I mean, this sounds very disingenuous because I've been given
a whole lot of free ones. But it is one
of the greatest drinks I've ever had.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah, that's right, thank you, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Yeah, yeah, of course we had a hand in making it.
We did a bloody good job fellas. Of course, Emerson
is not the only brewery that's here today.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Though, a little bit of hoody j in every glass.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Really, do you mean well.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
I mean there's a bit of a secret ingredient in
there that I suggested to the fellows, little a little
touch that I put.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
In there, and I thought, is it would work really
well with the beer.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
It is it lemons zest.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
It's actually a bit of crack paper.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Okay, is that what you're calling it these days?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I was over another place there frothy good times. Oh yeah, yeah,
pretty good beers there. I mean, this is a great
thing about the beer festival. There's so many great beers
going on, hoppy endings. Yeah, that was bloody great.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Great you're over there for a while. Yeah, yeah, it
was about thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I was just chatting to the fellows.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Great, probably one of the highlights obviously Emerson's, but top
of the hops for me over in the far corner.
They went quite well. Also, I wrote it down here
because I loved it. She mals sorry Shim's ales.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Shims. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just he's just doing it.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
On his own.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
He just makes one thing. It is an ale and
it's bloody delicious. So make sure you go check out
Shem's ales.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
There's dozens of drinks around here, isn't here? This and
This is a thing which I didn't understand. I didn't
realize it was going to be more than just beers.
You got your margaritas over there, you got your gins,
which I'm a big fan of. You and I Jose
we've been hoeing into the zeros today. We're trying to
be responsible, ye, but Keysy's been twisting our arms because
he's been going around to all of these these other

(37:29):
joints here. That's right, and they are sounding good. I've
got to say, I am tempted to just hop off
the wagon, even if it's only for a couple of
hours there, Yes, and just see what it feels.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Well, how about this fellow is gonna be a top
five right of all the ones I've sampled tonight.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
So in fifth place a Targer lager. That's bloody good stuff.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
That's bloody good.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Number four the lager also from Bruballs. Yeah, tell you what.
It took a long time, but far out Win it
a rhyme, absolutely amazing.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
It was worth it.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Dale's pls fire out man. Dale knows his way around
a pale ale, good look insider. So they make the exciteds.
They make ciders in the corner.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
Is that a spicy number.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Uh no, it was like an apple. They had a peer,
they had a I think it was like a peach
or something. And my my number one.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
I'm worried about you number number one.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Man.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
No, don't worry about it, Manute, It's all good.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
What's your number one?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Man? She number one?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Beryl Helligan.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Alright, let's go the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
And Keisy indeed the Beastie Boys there on the radio.
Hold Archy Big Show Live from the Duneed and Craft
Barrel Food Feast of all. Hey, don't be.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Going anywhere because there's plenty coming up after six o'clock,
including What's on the Dinner with Me? Keepasy, also a
bit of advice on meat Patty Neaps sixty nine at
gmail dot com, Gmail dot com. If you ever need
any advice, make sure you go to that gmail. Sanders
and Me said you will get back to you.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, just on What's on the Dinner with Me?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Kezy?

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Are we sure it's a good idea because we're you know,
we're at a big event. There's hundreds of people around.
People spend a lot of money and do they just
want to watch me read out texts about what people
are eating.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Looks like a lot of people are going to do thanks.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
So yeah, I mean really, I feel like I'd taking
a purse keys. Okay, fine, Well, if you.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Want to see me read out texts about what people
are having for dinner, three four eight three, give us
a text and every single texture is in the draw
for a fifty dollars Reburger voucher to shit.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
That's exciting.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
The familers are pouring the big Douche Hazy Paleile live
from Emerson's Brewery at the Dunedin Craft Bear and Food Festival.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
It's going off like it is down here that you
need a craft beer and food.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Said, well, you're listening to the Big Show, by the way,
brought to you by Rebiger.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Oh that's right, crave worthy street food that is freshly
made by rebig y.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, good times, actually, good times. Mogi. You
had some Reburger today, mate? How was that?

Speaker 6 (40:17):
I actually did, man, but I went for something a
little bit different. Generally I'll go for their burgers if
they famous for the burgers then, But they also have
these Chuck and Tanda's Chucks, and I went through the original.
They've also got the Louizy and or a whole bunch
of different ones, but I got four. I gave a
couple of old pugs on over here because he was
a feeling a little bit hungers when your mate and
they were bloody beautiful, genuinely tender. Oftentimes you'll go and

(40:40):
you'll find that they're not tender at all. They're tough
as a bastards, yeah exactly. But they were moist as
you like moist chicken. Tunda's Yeah, great, do you have.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Look, I'm gonna be honest with your moggie I love.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
So are we verging on racist now? I don't even know.
The racism alarm was plugged in just.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
On there by the way.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
You know, if you if you're going back home after
this and you've had a few beers, he's go to
old bloody Reburger and get yourself some burgers and some
of their delicious fries.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yeah, all right, what I'm saying. In fact, I might
do that all right.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
And just for just full disclosure for everyone listening, the
owners of Reburger listening right now, so Jason is laying
it on.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Really there there, messes, great stuff.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
We are at the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival
at the Emerson's Tent.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
We're here for one more hour Fellers doing the live show.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
We have still got so much action to come, including
the highlight of the show where I read out texts
of what people are reading for dinner.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
So good, what what's good?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
What's on the dinner with me?

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Kezy?

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
So Tixon on three for eight three and we'll get
into that now listen, I'm just going to pop up
up the back.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
Oh yeah, is it gone?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (42:03):
What are you doing? Where are you going?

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I just I just wanted to check out that far
corner because it looks I just wanted to check out
the landscape.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
So I'll just be gone, right, okay for about eight
minutes or so?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
All right, okay?

Speaker 4 (42:17):
So does that all? Gee?

Speaker 6 (42:17):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
And do you want me to come get you from
the Dirry area or what the hold?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Key big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Kesey What's on the dinner with me?

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Kick me?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I still maintained that no one actually likes the Sigmuekeees.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
You got to sell it, man, you got to sell it, brother.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But everyone just tells me they like everybody.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
Look at the smiling faces out there, then.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
They can't wait. Kesy absolutely froughing.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
We recently released a vinyl didn't We about the origins
of the Big Show, And I honestly think we should
have just done the whole thing full of what's on
the Dinner with Me? Keysy?

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I agree, man, what if they going off?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
See? I don't know whether you believe you eyes or not.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
What I do this?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
I do midnight till dawn. What's on the dinner with me? Keysy?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
You do with me?

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Keysy?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Yeah? With me?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Keys It doesn't make it okay if you're just tuned
in and you don't know what it is. I read
out what people are having for dinner, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
That's the segment.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
People know.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Many huge see Kesy to hear the people.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Huge round of applause rippling through.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Yeah, stop wasting tark ok Yeah, okay, ah, get a there, feelers.
This comes from Luke, Luke Skywalker, Luke Metcalf, No Jason ridiculous,
It's Luke Skywalker. Wow, Toad in the hole, followed by
spotted dick. Yeah, back, what is spotted dick?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
I don't pretend you don't know what spotted dick.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Is, No, moggie, don't pretend that I know all about
spotted dick. Is it a fish?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
It a fish?

Speaker 6 (44:00):
I'm not too sure.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Actually, just no, I don't know what a spotted dick
is either.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
I'm not going to say what I was about to say,
but I've heard of a spotted dick, but I couldn't
tell you what it is.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
It's all good.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
You don't worry about it. Another ticks here, this time
it's from Jeffrey damer acher. Yeah, it's Jeffrey Dama.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
He's dead, isn't he don't.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
That's a different show.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Oh yeah, sorry man, Good guys.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Crispy Chicken tacos, cheers, Jeffrey Darma.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Yum, yeah, christ But yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
It's good Friday kind of fear of the Crispy Chicken taka.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Yeah, it depends what it's got on. If it's got
a dry coald saw in it. Yes, I'm not too
keen on that. It's got to have a good suce
on it.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
I don't really want to know what Jeffrey Dahmer is
putting in his taco and there's a chicken it his chicken. Also,
do you guys prefer soft tacos or hard?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
I like a soft. I like a soft taco, kisy
soft taco. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Do you like your taco's rock hard Moji?

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Yeah? I do, mate? You know me? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Good on you man.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
How do when they get wit though, then they lose
all of this sort.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Of structural shape?

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, you're a shocking You're a shocking basket.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
Uh good?

Speaker 5 (45:20):
A feelers Billy here, Billy Kid Crystal. No, it's this
a guy called Billy Andrews who's having bullers for dinner.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
All right.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
It must have been a hook ticket.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
I think. I mean we we were down in hooker tek. Well,
I wasn't down. I don't know if you guys know this.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
So when I went to Vietnam for a couple of weeks, pack,
I understand that you had some raw bullos down and
hook a ticket there, and I love them.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Stop stop saying I did not say that I loved them.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
When they were great, I had to chew on probably
a twenty cent sized piece of sliced sheep testicle. Right, Okay,
once again for losing the Throbber, I never remind oh yeah,
oh yeah, if you just joined us. Apparently I have
to have my pants off for the rest of the
festival because I lost the Throbber today. I don't recommend
sheep's testicles more of a horse testicle. Guy, Well, do

(46:11):
you guys want one more text?

Speaker 4 (46:12):
You want more?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Goodday guys. Samantha here Hayes Fox.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Samantha Hayes, which is a huge fan of the Big Show,
just clocked off work. Gonna grab half a kilo of
honey soy chicken nibbles and huck them in the air
fry chairs.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Samantha Hayes.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
How good she is.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
I'll tell you what though, Samantha Hayes, You've got yourself
a fifty dollar reburg A voucher.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Pugs will handle over that.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Yeah, so good.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
What's coming up next?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Jase, I've got no idea, man, I think it isn't
You're right.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in on.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Radio The Architect Monkeys Here on the Radio, HODARKI Big
Show Live from the Janet and Craft Beer and Food Festival.
We'll we get out of here live by I think not.
Do we have any swingers in the crowd tonight?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Oh wow?

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Okay, so what's happened there for the thousands of people
listening is like twenty steamed people put their hands up.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
And by swingers, Jase, do you mean golf?

Speaker 6 (47:15):
No?

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Okay, Well whatever a gender you're running tonight whilst in
a different city, that's on you, man. But the Hdaki
Swingers Club is a real thing. It is basically a
chance to play golf with the Big Show and take
on the Breakfast Show to raise funds for a cause
that causes November. The team will be basically myself and Jace. Yes,

(47:37):
we need two people to join us, Mogi Pug saying,
you guys will be behind us in a golf cart
hacking away there and we're gonna be taking on Jeremy
Wales and a nice to it from the Breakfast Show.
We do need two people to join our team. If
you are keen here to Hodaki dot co dot Nz.
Jace obviously here today it's quite a nice selection of
you know listeners from our core audience. Yes, sure, based

(47:59):
on what you've seen today, are you pretty keen for
these people to join our golf team.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
I'd like any one of these back bones out here
to join us. I do put her, I do put us.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
He puts out everyone.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yay, Why they puts out?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
What are you saying?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Man?

Speaker 3 (48:16):
You know an old ram casts They put me in
the back panic now mate.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Um.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
But I do warn people that playing with Keyesy and I,
we're pretty gun at the old golf So you know,
I don't want to I want to factor in the
intimidation factor there.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Don't be intimidated. We're nice guys on the golf course.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
Yeah. Well, that's right, And I do want to point
out the fact that this is a competition. It's all
well and good to run a competition here and get
winners involved, but ultimately, on the course, it's going to
be a competition. It's going to be drive versus breakfast,
that's right. And there's been a couple of competitions already
this year where we've taken them on. You played them
in golf initially got absolutely hammered. Yeah, and then of
course we had the four by one hundred meter relay

(49:01):
where Keysy's quad blew out. Yeah, it was a devastation.
We were on fire. We were looking like we were
going to win their hands down, and then of course
a tragic loss. The Young Buck broke down on the
back straight and it was another loss for us. So
it's absolutely critical that we end this year with a
victory because we have had nothing but shame brought on
the show. Yeah, for the entirety of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Can I just say I forgot about the relay and
just then it came flooding back. Yeah, And it's genuinely
and I you know, it's genuinely one of the worst.
Like I've never felt like I've let people.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Down there and it was me.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
I didn't what do you mean nothing? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:40):
I felt so bad because Mogi got off to an
absolute flyer of a start, Hoidy j had done some
training and Pugsun had done some training.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Two was running barefoot and my body just gave out. Fellers.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Maybe I'm not the young the Young Buck anymore, you know, right,
Maybe I'm an old ram cast. Is there any room
with that paddock for me there?

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Hoodie J I don't think so. Keith.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yes, The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Talking hits there on the radio.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Hold Aki Big Show live from the Need and Craft
Bearing Food Festival. Actually fellas a serious question here What
time does it finish up tonight at the festival?

Speaker 4 (50:18):
After ten?

Speaker 6 (50:19):
I believe?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Okay, nice, why are you planning on having a biggie? No? No,
I was just curious. But let's give out some advice.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Eh, and let's do it at gmail dot com.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
In touch with the fellas me Patty Nibs sixty nine
at gmail dot com. It's a really email address and
if you have a need advice on anything, you get
in touch and not only will we solve your issues
live on the air, you can also want a.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Fifty dollar at Riburg avoucher.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Now, this is an interesting one, fellas and Noggy's already
glimpsed the topic of this email is advice?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Is Chris Key a great MC?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Interesting, Fellers, recently heard that your co host Chris Key
aka Kezy MC to wedding recently in christ Church. This
piqued my interest, so I did some digging and found
out he is available for hire as an MC. I
mentioned this to my future husband, thinking this was a
great opportunity for us and our guest and asked if
I should inquire if he would do something for our

(51:21):
wedding and how much in charge. I thought my fiance
would say no based on his possible higher fee, But no,
the worry wasn't that he'd be expensive, but that our
guests wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Know who the hell he was.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
His jokes would full flat, and ultimately our guests would
miss out on an ultimate EMC experience. So I'm disappointed
because I thought it was a great idea, but it
would be a waste if no one knew who your
celebrity MC was.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Can we just hire old Mogi or hoidyj instead?

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Sure? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:50):
How much?

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Well? How much is it?

Speaker 6 (51:54):
Well, you know Jakes because you've got him on your
books as an MC. Of course you're Keyzy's agent. Yeah,
I won't know what if you got key He down
for men.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Listen, if there are people and.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
This is genuine, if there are people out there interested
in hiring Keysy to m s their winning or something
like that, as long as you chuck them a couple of.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Free bees, he's he's pretty much yours.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
You know that's not all true, So that is not
at all true.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Give him, give him you know, some fries and a
bit of food, you know, a few snacks, give him
a few beers, eas he's anyone.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
But how do you then take your commission off the
top of that?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Oh no, I charge a fee, yeah, a sign on
fore of eight hundred bucks and then Gez does the job, right,
and they pay him via free beers.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
He's right, yeah, right, Okay, I didn't know that was
the arrangement? Have I signed that?

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Is?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
That? Is that like a quite you signed that when
you signed the initial agreement that we had Kezy, which
covers everything basically, right.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Okay, Yeah, that's that's a yeah, We've gotta We've gonna
have a look at that, actually, jas because, like I'm seeing,
a winning is huge because you're almost winning coordinating.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Some of the time people are coming to you asking
for a BIS. You have to talk to the bride
in the groom.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
And be like, hey, we're going to do this. You
might have to make a call. You might have to
shift the speeches so that dinner can come out, all
this sort of stuff. Yes, So doing that for some
beers and food, can we throw in like some dessert?

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Oh yeah, I could probably get some dessert throwing Yeah,
as well.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, yeah, if you could, just because I don't. I
don't want to sell myself.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
I think the problem you've got as well as in
terms of the question is keasier grade MC. We don't
really know because the only time you've m seed is
with your wife. Yeah, so it's always been a com
scene sort of thing. Now she's unbelieved.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
She is so good, so good, so and I and
she's not like books as well. And eight grand just
as a starting point.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Eight grand, but it's a bit steep for my wife,
is it?

Speaker 6 (53:44):
Every penny that is.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
A starting point.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
And I've I mean I would actually, I'll be honest here,
I would m C with her for free. I'd wave
my fee if I got to EMC with her. She's
an absolute backbone.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, she's a backbone. Jays, thank you man.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
I didn't realize she was that good because yeah, no,
but when I did it with her, obviously, I was like,
she's carrying this yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
And I'm just yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
So that was the feedback I got from the the
wedding that you guys MC together was that she's saved
the night you'd had.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
A few beers.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Oh my god, did you talk to the bride.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
You had some Tarti sauce down the side of your mouth.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
There wasn't Tarti sauce.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Did you talk to the bride?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Yeah, the bride got in touch with what was her
name again? Oh look, I can't remember. There's so many names, Jesse, Louise.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I forgot what Louise? That's actually her mum's name.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Oh wow, yeah yeah, but look, do get in touch
with me sixty nine a gmail dot com if you
want any of us to m see the wedding. As
we said, eight grand for my wife, some chips, bears
and some dessert if you want me, but an eight
hundred dollars feet to hold you?

Speaker 6 (54:47):
Jan?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
How much for officer Mogi?

Speaker 6 (54:50):
Well, Jason and I we do it as a peer,
don't we, James? We do it as the characters of
the hit comedy show Talk Back. Yes, Oh wow, I
tell you what we have flat out with the bookies. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Man, she's a busy Christmas magie.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
But how much to get both of you?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Oh? Starting point twenty five? K?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
And how long is that for the whole wedding?

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Oh no, that's just to sort of introduce, you know,
Sagurday at the start of the reception and then we
back her off.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Right, Okay, we do a couple of the favorite scenes
from the TV show talk Back. Yes, you know, everybody
cracking up and haven't had no time and thinking about
you know, the satire of talkback radio. People love it,
keysy oh oh, they love it. You know what if
you went along and you did m scene as your
character off the Ditch season one.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
No one knows that joke that is a TV show
was fired off six years ago. That was a very
limited run. But you're right, But I do get in
touch met Patty and sixty nine at gmail dot com.
If you want any of us to mc your winning
we will take your money and we will send pugs instead.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Well, there you go. You have med Bastards of Dantam.
That's the end of the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Life from the d'n need and craft Bear and Food Festival.
I've just been enjoying a delicious pie from the corner there.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
What are they called, you know, emersons?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
It is emocons.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
The only one that enjoyed that poet more than you
was your glasses your ship. I know your face a
lotic hey, but if you.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Are enjoying a few emocons, by the way, don't grab
yourself a pie at the same time.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Bloody delicious.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
It is bloody delicious feelers and that is Dannedian Craft
Beer and Food Festival, done and dusted. As far as
the radio show is concerned, we have had a lot
of fun. You know, We've We've had our controversy controversies,
We've had apologies, we've had technical difficulties, cazya, We've had
random Keezy chants that don't make any sense.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 6 (56:58):
Take your pants off?

Speaker 4 (56:59):
I'm not taking pets off. Yeah, man, that is weird.
I'm actually interested, Keezy. You carrying on, are you No?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I'll be helping Punkstun packed down yeah yeah ye.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
And then once we've got everything packed up, we'll be
heading straight home, straight to bed.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Yeah yeah, good on you.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Yeah, but seriously to And it's been an absolute pleasure
to come down here. We always love camping with the
second time the Big Show has been down here, I
believe it is, and every time it's a great reception.
It's a great city, it's a great festival and we
appreciate being.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Here absolutely we do. A huge thanks to Emerson's for
hosting us today. Absolute backbones and make sure you get
involved in the big de Dog. Oh yeah, it's a
big show brew. There's plenty of it there. Fill yourself up,
or if not, there's plenty of other stuff going on
here in the Emerson's what can only be described as
a pig pen at this point, it is a pig
absolute shocking. Bastards out here. Have a ripping for the

(57:55):
rest of the night. Your Backbones has been a joy
to see yous and we'll be sticking around for a
few photos for those of you that haven't had one years.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Bye, see everyone by the rest If you sell an
e a great night, we'll see on Monday.