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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hob Ikey Big Show thanks to crave Worthy street
food freshly made with Burger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
This is big in a who lucky big show, really big, Jason.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hoich, I'll give your man base. It's great to have
your company. This glorious Wednesday afternoon, live from the beautiful
city of Todonger on Mount Monganui Beach. You're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yummy, yummy. Now I should paint the scene. We are
literally on the beach in a spar pool. I'm not
in the spark pool because of my my horrendous cold
that I'm running. It's above my head and I might drown. Ah.
The fellows are in the spar pole first and foremost. Mogi,
How good to see you with your ket off again.
You're Stallion.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Oh cheers brother, I'm going pretty grassy, your mad dog,
your six son of a bee. Nice to be backing
a sparpool with old Key's got his saucers out. There's
a huge crowd of people gathered around to check out
the freak show that is here once more. It's a
great time to be alive. And we've got some real
legends a huge showy head today.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, we sure do. And and I've got I've got
to say. I've got to say too, how how pleasing
it is to see the old meat petty Netti again.
And I don't know why I have such an affection
for them, but I do. How you're going y?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, really great now, fellas, thanks for the introduction. It's
great to be here in the hot tub with some
specimens of right and old Mogi where there's a massive
honker and big bolty eyes. It is a freak show.
It is a freak show in the hot tub right now.
And if you are in the Todunger area, come on down.
You can score yourself a double pass to the Black Clash.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, really good point. Actually, kize you've got six of
those double passes. We've got six of those double passes
to give away to come on down to Mount Monganui Beach.
Now tell you what it is a massive showy head. Oh,
we've got the great man him south kieren Rue, We've
got Neil wag That, We've got Mahi Drive Sale, the
Mia of Todunger and plenty of chat to come up,

(02:08):
so let's get into the tune.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
What the song are we getting into here, Jayson.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know. I don't have the stuff in front
of me. What is it? Probably Green Day?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Here's Green Day the Darky Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Is indeed welcome back to here, massive backbone. You're listening
to the Big Show live from the beautiful city of
Todung on the beautiful beaches of Mount Long and Neui.
The fellows in the spa pool here because of course
it's the start of the Black Class Well it's not that.
It's the start of ticket sales with the Black Class
Star next year fellas.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
That's right, Jason's happening January next year. I believe it's
four months today. Yes, yeah, wow's today the seventeenth, seventeenth
to Jane. It will be happening at Bay Oval, the
beautiful Todung. I will be back down for that as well.
Of course, big shouts of Hot Spring Spas. They've placed
the Hot Spring Spa on the Mount Main beach right
outside outside the out Surf Club. Locals will know exactly

(03:02):
where that is at the foot of the mount.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
If you're in the area, and.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You're like a double, come on down. We've actually got
a few to give away.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Beg your pardon a double tickets?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, well it's all good man, What do
you think?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh no, no, it's all good.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Black Class dot Co dot insaid.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
If you want to get them some tickets, they always
sell out, specifically the R eighteen acc and Export Ultra
zone that's the party's own.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
There's only five hundred tickets for that zone. Really, you
have to get in quick at Black Class dot Co
dot Inza.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I tell you what, fellas, I could do this every day.
It's a beautiful crisp it's really beautiful, blowing across. I've
got what a what a few we've got to the
ships on the harbor. It's putting me in holiday mode.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
And how spoiled are the locals here? You know, a
beautiful sunny day like this, a light zephyr and not
another soul to be seen on the beach. Yeah, and
that's how good they've got it down here. They won't
come out in anything less than thirty two degrees.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Well yeah, Jace, you mentioned you know holidays there you're obviously,
and for the listeners, they'll be got to hear this,
but you're about to embark on hell of a holiday.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Great holidays.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It's also more of a sabbatical really because Jason, Mike
and I went away to Europe. I went for three weeks,
he went for two. Ye how long is your holiday?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's two days.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Past the weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
But you've got to remember I've got the weekend, so
I've got a four day split there, boys, and I'm fizzing.
I'll tell you what. She's going to be a tight itinery,
but I'm going to make the most of every hour.
You can be assured of that. I was really encouraged
to see it. She looking at the weather over the
next couple of days, it's absolutely pissing down. So it's
going to be a great time for old Houghdy Jane's

(04:36):
two day holiday.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Well, you've been holding on by the skin of your teeth.
You've been You've been bearing down and gritting it. You
haven't had a break since March. You've been a joy
to work with these last few weeks. I know you
what water for ducts back. Everything is easy for you.
So you're going to come back absolutely brand new, fresh
as a days.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
He come Monday, Oh yeah, and look, you know I
am going to be spewing content. I tell it. I
tell you that much, you know, because I'm thinking about
you fellas. You know, when you went away for your
three weeks in Europe in the summertime, quaffing wine and
Spain and cheese, I was gratified. You know, it was

(05:15):
worth old Pagsan and I doing the show for three
weeks and new backbones coming back absolutely content pouring out
of your asses. Yes, what's lasted about a day and
then you're over it?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
But no, look, you must be excited because and we're
going to miss you, man, And like, do you reckon?
Because you strike me as a guy that when you like,
let's say you do retire, I feel like you'll get
bored easy. But you're away for ages. Do you worry
that you'll get bored and you're four days off?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, well that's why I've really booked it up. Keezy.
I'm not good doing nothing. I'm not good just setting around,
you know, ifin and about stuff. So yeah, she's a
fully booked itinery my friend. And don't you worry about that.
Old hardy J will be fine. And she just just
on that. I'm sitting here, and truly, if I lived here,

(06:00):
I'd have my surfcaster out right now because it's a
nice off shore breeze going straight out to see you'd
cast the basket for Miles.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I tell you, man, I don't know you should be
getting your right out in public. Jasey, We're gonna miss you.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Man.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's such a long break.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
If we do have an opportunity lander in the show,
I'd like to hear what you are arguing up to
what the itinerary is day by day.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
So yeah, sure he In the meantime, he's a bit
of Green Day.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Hold Ikey, how good good in action? Therefore you you're
listening to the Big Show. We're on a beach and
mountain long Annilie. At the moment, Keys, he's still in
the spa. How is it, by the way, Keys, he
enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, it's going really good. Jason.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
We're down here in Totung celebrating our Black Clash. Tickets
going on sale today. Yeah, but we've got a whole
lot of guests coming in and out. Mogie doesn't want
to get wrinkly or doesn't.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Well, no, I just jumped out because I need to
go to obviously are going to get back as well.
You know, I've got a lot of people coming, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Well you should have just done what Keyzy did and
just do it in the spa. Yeah, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
I'm going to be honest, I really need to go
wheeze and it a hot spring spa, do I just go.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
The filtration systems and these hot spring spas are second
to none. Absolutely, before you've even halfway urinated, it's already
been cleaned, recycled and pumped back through the system. They're
bloody amazing. You can drink that water, Keyzy, and I'd
like to watch you.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
They'll do that absolutely.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Now, Kezy of course told on your hometown it is,
and as we were driving through there, I was really
enjoying Keysis. Now this feels historical facts.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Absolutely really interesting thing and we didn't know this until
the drive down. In two thousand and seven, they held
a mister Mount Monganui competition down here on the beach
and Keezy, you didn't enter it?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Man? Why not?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Well, Yeah, it's a good question.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Mag It was at the time and I just thought,
you know, miss the Mount mong and Nui. I don't
know if it should be a fifteen year old, but
I'll tell you what I saw the guy who did win.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
It, Yeah, Stallion, Yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well I actually, you know, it just goes to show
how far you've come actually keasy, you know, because here
you are in the middle of a public beach getting
your meat Patti's out. Back in the day, of course,
you were deeply ashamed of it, and it's only through
the big show that you've been able to sort of
come to terms with it. Yeah, just be just really embraced.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
One hundred percent, Jase on hundred percent, And to be honest, man,
if we could bring it.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Up every break on the show going forward today, that
it'll be good.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Of course, back when I was here, because you know,
I've spent a lot of time, I went to one
of the local colleges here, or to Mutside College, and
every weekend and after school as well and summer we'd
come down to the mounta main beach and at the
time they were just wristoles really, but they were certainly
blossoming and blooming yeah, and I was not kind of
known as that one guy who'd always wear a rashy yeah.

(08:59):
And so to be here now with you guys, paddies out,
you know, crowds gathering salivating looking at them giving away
free tickets to the Black Clash, I feel like I
have really Yeah, I've gone full.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Circle, mate. They've got a real Reburger vibe to them. Absolutely,
thanks man.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
And they're certainly full circle. Would you.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Would you say that my bird meat patties are crave
worthy street freshly babe?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Guys, we had a plan. We had a plan for
this break and it wasn't just to talk about.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
The weird thing about this is it's strange to even
think that this is one of our normal shows and
it's going out over the year, because we are on
a beach, in a sparpool on the mountain in Mount Manganui.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
It's very weird.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
It's unbelievable. We're looking out here, bloody beautiful an oil
tank and they're parked up on a reef. It's gone
at all.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
No, that's not the render. I know what you're thinking.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
You're getting confused with the renta which got stuck on
the reef here a number of years ago, polluted everything
and sort of lost a whole of container stuff. That's
just a regular run of the mill cargo ship.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
I believe that one's still moving. Yeah, But other than that,
it's beautiful here fellers. It's blowing a gale. The sun's
gone down. Shit, it's cold.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, it's freezing and oh no, it's great to happen.
I tell you what. Make sure with regards to the
Black Ash, by the way, what that you get in
for those tickets because they sell real quick, feeling.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
I don't know how many times we have to say it.
This is the pre eminent not only sports event, but
family event. You need to get your family along to this.
It's a festival affair, it's a great Bloody time and
it's cheap as chips, very reasonably priced, and yeah, you've
got to get involved.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
In it, that's right.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
And to get you guys fizzed up for the Black Clash,
which tickets are available from today onwards at Black Clash.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Dot co dot nz.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
We're going to have a regular of the Black Clash,
the captain of Team Rugby, Karen Reid. He's going to
join us in the spar shortly we're also going to
have Neil Wagner who's making his debut for the Black Clash,
and the mayor of todunger Mahey Drives. J Yeah, what
time we're going to here, Jason, it's a break the hiarchy.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in on radio.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Is indeed a bit of Ben Harper there on the radio,
Hodarkey big show on the magnificent vista of Mount Longanui.
The fellas in the spar Paule looking hot, and they've
been joined by another absolute stallion. I'll be honest with you.
He's built like a brick shiit house. I'm talking about
x All Black Captain, the one and only Kieran read

(11:34):
Ker in your mad Bastard house life. How are you, mate? Yeah,
very good. Thanks. What a spot a spectacle. You're really
really unwindingly, you're really stretching out. I noticed park.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Sons actually keeping me alive, keeping the wire up out
of the water. That's a great spot right down on
the beach in the hot spring spa.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
This is this is pretty nice. Karen.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Obviously we're down here because today at Black Clash Deck
dot Co not in z people can officially go and
get their tickets. How many Black classes have you now
been involved with?

Speaker 6 (12:05):
I think I'm coming up to my fifth. Wow, there's
been maybe eight miss one or two? Yeah so yeah
captain the ones I've been involved in. Yeah, so I
think we're down by a couple at the moment. There
is plenty of opportunity for us to go well this year.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I find it surprising that you've been involved five years
in a row given your form.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Well I made remember you carried your bed, didn't.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
You had a shock of the last match.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
It's what's that bias? Whatever happened just before you and
recent it is now? Have you ever played at the
bab before? You have? Yeah? You have, Yeah, fond memories there.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
It's amazing, right like you've been there.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
That the crowd that comes along to these Black clashes,
its just unbelievable. It's not about the game, it's about
the entertainment and and the crowd having a great time.
So we try and do our best to you know,
really entertain them.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Kieran this year Ozi cricket legend. Michael Hussey akaa, mister cricket.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
That's great, it is he's playing cricket.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
He's the kind of guy you could shove around of
the changing rooms of the nickname like that that's real
nerds stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Or if he if he worked at like a museum
kicking bugs or something cricket. But he's joining your teammate.
You've obviously had some huge names over the years where
he sort of stack up for you.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I think he stacks up pretty highly.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
He's probably of my advantage of watching cricket, I believe,
kind of the early two thousands Australian team that was
real niglie to watch, you know, like you.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Hated them, well you did, except what was somebody who
swept under the radar. You kind of liked them, which
is real for any Australian cricket player.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Yeah, I think he has probably got that kind of
nice to look at, kind of nerdy kind of you know.
So I hope he's I'm sure he's stayed with his
study of the game and he's just going to turn
up and really kind of carry us because going to
need him.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Jason.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, Well, I mean you guys are under the pump
a bit. Tell us a little bit about about your
preparation for the game. When do you get together and
all that sort of stuff, To be honest, although.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
I've been told I'm going to get our squad together
pro Christmas this time, so oh, you's just the week
team bonding sessions.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
So I think you guys have enough team bonding if
I'm honest with you, man, I think you guys need
to pick up the bloody bats ball do a bit
more practice than the team bonding, and that always seems
to be the issue. I think there might have been
a part of the problem for Brian Lara when he
was out here. People expect the great things, you know.
Unfortunate when the delivery was coming down Tom, I think
it would have been Cole Mills. He was seeing about

(14:46):
eight of them all at once for Triple Vodka. Responsibly,
I'm told there was a little bit of chat that
he thought it was a Brian Lara tribute game and
that everybody was there to sell a rate him. But
that turned out not to be the case. And that's
probably the greatest embarrassment we've ever had for somebody that's
come out, especially for the game.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
It's a hard one, right, Like, you know, we're X,
well for us, we're X rugby players.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
The ex cricketers turned up.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
But you know a guy like mister cricket, if you're
going to chuck a name on him, yes, yeah, the big,
big expectations for him, the kind of Carris.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
But if you talk about.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Ex cricketers, like there's Wagner over there, Yeah, Wagner and
Tim Salvey, like these two were literally bowling at the
top of the game, like just a couple of seasons ago.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
So when South he's still playing in the hundred. I
think over in the UK at the moment, I mean
the problem with Vargner and I think people are going
to find this out really late. He is down here, charming,
falery is but you get a ball in his hand,
put him in front of the crowd and he's an
absolute psycho. Pass he's got it, he's got that South
African blood and then they're off their heads. So I
can't wait to see what happens here. I think he
alone is going to be worth the price of admission,
I think, But.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
I guess it's for me as a competitive guy, like
you get out there to face him, you want him
to be steaming him.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Bring it, bring it, bring it, Neil. You know you're
on You're only a little. Fully, you can't get it
up my height, can you. Yeah, I'll tell you what,
Cararal hold it there, We'll go to a chin and
we'll get back to you.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Is indeed any bitter there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show Live from Mount Monganui Beach, the Fellas and the
Sparple Years.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Keys, Well, I just wanted to correct you there, jays.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
We live from Todunger Mount Muminuy Beach is the sub
a suburb of todung all right, and something very they
get very annoyed about that. It's todung all right, we're
in Todunga.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay. Well, the question I've got for you where you
are right now? What's it called now? Momentu beach? Yeah,
thank you. Now, of course the Black Clash is happening
again next January January. And with that in mine, we've
got the skipper of the team Rugby, the one and
only Kieran read Kieren. Let's talk tactics for you, Fellas.

(16:51):
One of the years I felt you fell down badly
shockingly in the last match was your pace attack. There
was a lot of deadly doublers. Have you addressed there?
It's been very hard to address.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
We're just pulling these great pacemen out of the rugby stocks.
But look, we had a crack with a guy Jason Eden.
He didn't quite bring the pace.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Jordy was pretty quick. Jordy Barrett a couple of years
a hot tip.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
He hasn't been announced, but let's say, okay, we think
he might be able to come back into the side,
which is what we're going to need. A bit of pace.
Joey Wheeler, who will back himself all day. He didn't
have the greatest game as first attempt, had to drop
him for two seasons and then he only came in
on an injury last year, but four wickets.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I believe I remember hearing, especially with games like this, mate,
I remember hearing rumors about is he dad back in
the day and that he used to steam.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Was miles an hour?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Miles an hour? Fold out Ricky Ponting I think his
middle stump out of the ground. What about is he
was he a sort of injury Priane.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
The injury Poney and a few kg's a bit too
and what he was.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Throwing a few punches here. It's called yeaut there is
a big unit.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Just quickly fellas.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Obviously we're all excited for the hot Spring spar team
in Black Clash and association with Wolfbrook. But I understand Kreen,
you've recently made some lifestyle changes and you're now a farmer.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Yeah, it's a light term. I guess you kind of
to say farmer. Certainly moved on to a few but
acreage how many thousand, no, thousand acres?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Thirty acres? I'll give you.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
You were saying, Karen, I hear that you were saying
that our farmers tend to bang on a bit about
how hard it is out there, and you're reckon, there
are a bunch of softies.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
And that you found it really easy.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
Oh, no, backbone of this economy.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
And how many us have you got?

Speaker 6 (18:53):
I've got twenty nine, but I've also got forty four lambs.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, so you'll be short of a row.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
No, No, I think that's it's the hardest thing to
get across the line with your kids, especially your daughters. Yes,
is that these lambs aren't going to be around become
Christmas time.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Because you you prefer to kill them personally.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Right, But actually a good story, My Dad, he came
off the farm. He had to do that himself over COVID,
right right, butcher cut everything up and put it.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
In the for himself.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
You can give me a few tips.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Well, Ja, she used to do it as well. Didn't
you do the same thing through COVID? Then you had
about one hundred head there, Yes, but jas did the
butcher and he just left them out in the panis,
which I thought was shocking.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, well it was so messy. You have a vacuum
pete what you kill.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
And also you're a natural at it though, because you
brought it over to radio and you butcher our show
all the time.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, I'm just going to store that. Just joking mate, Hey,
but listen, do you look at nerves Karen? I mean, yeah,
there's two million people watching it on the town.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
It's amazing, mate, It's it's so cool to get that
kind of vibe of going out there to perform on
a big stage.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
You know that people watching the crowd's huge.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
It's a different kind of nerves, right not, you know
it's not there's no expectations so.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
You can skill. It's different when you're playing rugby. You
know you're good at it. But with this comes a bit.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
But you're out there by yourself in cricket, you know,
you know what it's like, Jase. You know, it's when
you're out there, there's there's no one else to help you,
and so it's you against that ball and what's coming
down at here. So that brings it as challenger. I
think it's it's slightly different to a rugby game where
you know you can look alongside you and see your teammates.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
There and what do you prefer, sorry, before we let
you go, Karen, do you prefer that that team aspect
or you know, being out there solo a team?

Speaker 6 (20:52):
Of course, you know there's if you put yourself under
the pump though, there's always something nice when you can
achieve that. And that's what I love about, you know,
seeing anyone go out there and doing well in anything
that's in a high pressure environment.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, mate. We're going to be
speaking to Neil Wagner very shortly. I'm going to get
him fired up mate. Hopefully he's opening because you'll be
opening the batting again.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Maybe, of course I will be, especially if you can
get his veins popping, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, fizzing, just coming, steaming in and dropping those short
ones into the throat. Hey, Karen Reid has always mate
an absolute pleasure. Get out of the pool, please because
other people are coming and there's not enough for him than.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
What song are we going into?

Speaker 5 (21:37):
There?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Feels?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh? Any krabbits.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Is indeed welcome back here, massive backbones. You listen to
the Big Show live from the beautiful city of Todong
and the beaches of Mount Monganui. But right now it's
time for What's on the Tell with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think I watched anything last night.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Fell was easy. No, it was pretty bloody crooked yesterday
feels and so I just went home and I was
in bed by arend about seven oh one, seven oh
two there, and that was me done and dust.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
It feels wow. A minute after the show.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
You look.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
I hate to say it, Fellas, but I probably broke
a speed limit or two trying to get back to bed.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Yeah, you live ages away too, a couple of hundred miles.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah yeah, wow.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
That's good going, Magie, good going.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
What about you, Hoodage?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I started watching a series called Hostage.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
No, no, what time did you go to bed?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
What time did I go to bed? Probably about seven eighteen? Wow? Yeah, yeah,
so I got home real quick too. And then What
Serage a series called Hostage and then went straight to
the sack. But it was basically a political drama. Fellows
the British Prime Minister, the French president, the British prime

(23:14):
Minister's husband gets kidnapped by some random dudes and they
say to the British Prime minister. Basically the storylineers, if
you don't resign, we're going to end your husband's life. Wow.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
So you know it was your sort of stock standed
kind of political drama.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Unless I'm mistaken that one's on the Netflix of the
air and it's been as people talking about like it's
very very good average.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh look at as I say, I would say it
as your stock standard political kind of thriller. I'll give
it two and a half pussies average average.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
That's a weird one, though, isn't it. I'll kill your husband. Yeah,
they had gone children or something like that. You could
understand it. You know that there's be a bit of
a peril there.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well, yeah, and you think about the British Prime minister.
You know it's travel perks. Yes, you know what I mean. Yes,
they're probably on a really good wicket money wise. They
get pensions for the rest of their lives three year
travel so it would be a tough call actually, absolutely
the four of the storyline.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Yeah, Fellers kezy here in the hot tub. I watched
last night. I said no, I was this morning whilst
I was eating my breakfast baked beans on toast, half
a tiny.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
You were ripping ass all the way down in the car, Jason.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I watched another episode of Tires on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Love the show now. It's just such. It's just a
dumb comedy. It's just great, and I love all the characters.
That's really stupid. They make me laugh and I like
that in that twenty minutes long I give Tires on
Netflix four busies out of five.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Can you remind me at eight o'clock tonight, Tires on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Jace, you're talking to your wallet.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Thanks mate. Hey, I'm not sure what song we're going
into here and now we go.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
So it's five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
I'm coming.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
We're going to news and stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Man, Oh okay, plenty coming up after five o'clock. We've
got Mahey, Jaisal, the Mirror of Toadonger, and the great
man himself, Neil Wagner, The.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodike.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Welcome back here, massive Backbones. You are listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Crave worthy street food, freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
And true story Fellas. I was so excited when we
were driving in today we saw the Reburger here at
the Mount. We're about to get some Reburger in about
twenty or thirty minutes, I believe.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Of course, we are down here Mount Monganu Beach and
beautiful Todunger. We are in a hot spring spa outside
the surf club. Mahey drives down, the mir of totdong
is about to pop, and also Neil Wagner, and it's
to celebrate the Black Clash and the fact that ticket's
gone sale today Black Clash dot co dott Ins is.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I'm looking at you guys in the spa actually and
you look like you're overheating. Can I make a suggestion.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
To you please do?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
What what about you get out of the Hot Spring Spa,
your belt down the beach there, you plunge into the
ocean and then you come back to the Hot Spring Spa.
I reckon you'd make you feel amazing.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
That's a great idea. I might do that during this
next couple of songs here. Eh.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
The only reason I'm keen to do it is because
I am desperate to do wheeze.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah, Okay, cool, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Okay, let's go do it. What song we're going to here, Jace?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I think it's a bit of Green Day.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Actually, the Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodaris.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Indeed, Guns Roses there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
That's beautiful.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
What day is it?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Fellas we say, we're in beautiful.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Toadungr here celebrating the fact that tickets for the Hot
Spring Spa T twenty Black Clash and Association with Wolfbrook
are officially on sale at Black Clash DOLC.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
And with Out of Mind Keisie, what a special treat
we've got here of Toad on the one and only
Mahi dres How are you?

Speaker 9 (27:04):
Oh, fantastic? Thanks, It's great to be here on a
beautiful sunny day. And isn't it it's so warm and sunny.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yes? Are you not getting in the spar pool?

Speaker 10 (27:13):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Well, it looks good.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
I reckon this could be a permanent fixture of the
Meres sparple on the main beach.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah. Nice, I'm liking it. Tell me, do you spend
much time down here? Do you like to go for
a bit of a plunge in the ocean the.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
Treasures behind us here?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (27:28):
So yeah, No, I've spent spent a lot of time
around this spot.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Mahe.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I grew up in Todo.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
I'm from Tapoona, went to college.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Why are you saying it like that?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
I don't know, just because everyone says, all right, I
was like, I'm on the radio. Shuld probably say probably
whereabouts the year reside.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
We grew up on the avenue, so thirteenth and fourteenth.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Nice? Nice, rich guy, I mean being a mare. Does
that mean you've got like a massive mansion and stuff?

Speaker 7 (27:53):
No, no, not at all. Well, only only just recently
purchased a property.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
So.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Oh the family at the end of the yew which
is excited about.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Hey, mahe, you you must be fizzing at the prospect
of the Black Clash. It always goes off wherever it
is and bay Oval what a ground that is.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
It is, it's a iconic event and obviously to bring
it to the beautiful Toddonger obviously January great time to
be here. You can come and enjoy the beach and
then get down to bay Oval for a bit of
cricket in the evening.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
I'm not sure if you've been to any before Mahab,
but it is the one of the most unmissible sports
events in the country. It used to be sort of
the sevens would absolutely go off and down in Wellington.
They managed to bugger that up with a few rules
and regulations that were implemented around that time eventually disappeared.
You'll be taking a hands off approach, i'd imagine to
policing around this event.

Speaker 9 (28:44):
Oh absolutely, Look, I'm sure everyone's going to be well
behaved and always enjoy watching it on TV seeing the
old timers going at it.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
So yeah, I've got to say, actually, just in regards
to toad on that, I mean, it's a thriving place,
isn't it. I know quite sincerely, so many people from
Auckland that have moved down here. What is it about
the place you think attracts people so much obviously this
kind of situation, but it's it's a beautiful place to live.

Speaker 9 (29:12):
Yeah, there's I think lifestyle obviously we've got these these
beautiful natural resources at our doorstep. Yes, but you're also
you know with fifth fifth biggest city and growing very quickly,
so there's you know, now a lot of a lot
of opportunity for jobs and great careers, the likes of
Port of Tottonga and Zespriy in town as well as

(29:33):
you know, a really good innovation sort of sector coming through.
So it's a it's an exciting place to be and
and you know you go to CBD at the moment,
there's one and a half billion dollars being spent there,
you know, bring it back to life. So yeah, looking
forward to hosting everyone and yeah, come and come and
see the city coming back to life.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Mahe Drysdale, Mayor of Totung who's with us at the
moment next to the spa here on Mount Mominuy Beach.
What's your guys view towards Auckland is coming down to
total it Because my dad's view, who's lived here his
whole life.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Is now the bloody traffic everywhere. You know, what's your
guys view on that.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Look, we are very encouraging.

Speaker 9 (30:09):
We know it's a great place to be and and
you know, our job, I guess is trying to plan
the city so we can can let everyone that wants
to come come here.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
So that's that's a challenge in itself.

Speaker 9 (30:20):
But your events like black Clashes is what you know,
brings that vibrancy to the city. It returns you know,
one point one million dollars, which is is a pretty good,
pretty good outcome, but you know, it's actually what it gives.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
To our people.

Speaker 9 (30:36):
We bring a whole lot of people in for the
weekend and you know, they come and and see what
a great place it is, and we'll probably get a
whole lot more residence afterwards.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Well, I tell you what, mate, don't listen to Keysy.
His old man's a grumpy old But how dore you
said that he loves it, he loves the people. Well,
thank you so much for joining us. Are you going
to go to the match?

Speaker 9 (30:57):
Absolutely, I'll be here, bring the family so great, great,
great day out.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, Well, thank you so much for joining us, and
let's have it all. We know, fellows, don't we know
it's going to go off.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
Yeah, well hopefully we can have a sparple on the
on the sidelines. We will have a dot there.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
So it will be in there, won't we?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Keys of you and me can't wait many.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
I don't know where old but it's a long way away.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Wow, there's a lot of water.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Mah jos alma total.

Speaker 9 (31:24):
Thanks very much, cheers, great, great see and look forward
to seeing in Jenuary.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yes, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hod Ake the.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Killers there on the radio, hold arkey Big show. There's
beautiful Wednesday evening.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
So good a fellers. How good is it being in
a hot tub on the beach of Mount mong Andui?

Speaker 5 (31:46):
It's nice, so good man, it's the best in my life.
I reckon best day of old whitty cheers. Bot's life
is coming up though, mate. You've had a bloody hardcore year.
You've been behind the mike headphones on tooling the way,
pumping out the you haven't had a break for the
ny on six months and now of course you've got
an extensive vacation coming up. Yeah, what are the actual

(32:08):
plans mate, because you've you have got four days including
the weekend, and five sleeps. Yes, oh yeah, five sleeps.
What's your what's your plan on? Let's get what we
must well stay with start with day one. You wake
up in the morning. What's happening for old hardy jay?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Okay, well I'll immediately go wheeze.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, well hang on, this is gonna take for me obviously.
Let's just cut to the chase straight to the international airport.

Speaker 11 (32:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well, no, he asked me what I was doing when
as soon as I wake up here easy, and I
always go weez.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
No, I know that's great, don't you want to so
back one out?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
No coffee, I've got to have the coffee, and just
on the coffee on that front. By the way, it's
my turn tomorrow, okay, and my wife made it this morning, right,
so I'll go and make my wife a coffee. Yeah,
I'll probably go back into bed.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Well what time do you fly?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Are you flying anywhere?

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well? No, no, we just thought we'd have a quiet
day in, you know, just to well.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
This is the thing.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
People go hard too early on their holidays. And I've
got four days here, so I don't have to go crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, right, you don't want to. Yeah, you don't want
to burn out to earth exactly.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
And I don't know about you guys. It always takes
a little while to sort of de stress.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
It does, I think, and especially because you've been working
so hard. The best thing. Oftentimes you'll find you get
sick for a few days.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Everybody gets used to the fact that all of a
sudden you've lighted your load so much. Yeah, so you're
going to take the first twenty four hours off and
then fly to what does it grease?

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Well, hang on, Jason, I'd recommend longer because usually it
takes me about four days to de stress to really
get into holiday mode.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, totally, man. No, So yeah, we'll be taking it,
keeping it nice and codd to the moogi. Yes Friday. Look,
I've got to get a needle from a record player.
It's been an absolute bastard of a thing. I thought
you could just get them anywhere. You can't to stylis.
The only place you can get it is that Real

(33:58):
Groovy Records. Yeah, so we'll be going into town. Look,
we'll have a coffee there.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
You're right, you may well because it's a good chance
to sort of get those little od jobs done, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (34:09):
So you do that, isn't it. It's not a holiday
when all you're doing is you know, you're drowning yourself
and Edmund there hoidy.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
J Yeah, but you got I'll be also de stressing.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Then we'll go home, probably watch a movie mate, love kill.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
So that's Friday done. And then and you're halfway through
your holiday at the vacation at this point.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Saturday weekend mode. So it will be my wife's turn.
It'll be my turn again to do the coffee.

Speaker 8 (34:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Look, I've got to do the lawns. Oh good, But
the only thing that that is are a bit wet
at the moment. So we'll probably get into the garden,
do a bit of gardening.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
There'll be wet too.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
My wife will probably convince me to go for a walk,
probably in the local cemetery.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Oh yes, taking out a plot.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Well, yeah, you know you got to do that.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
Jay walking around looking at the graves there jealous airs.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, totally Saturday night lock takeaway night.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Wow, what are you thinking?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Fish and chips?

Speaker 5 (35:05):
No, man, you've got to go international, so you're not
getting to travel overseas. You should get some feet in
the knees.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Or just get the fish and chips, for get some
of the chiny, like a swings out pork.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh yeah, that sounds good. Yeah. Then we're into Sunday
and that's just you know, relaxing mode, recovery day, actually
recovery from because it's been a fall on three days.
I'll probably be rooted.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
That reminds me. We've actually got an ear check meeting
with Toddy first thing Monday morning. Yeah, so you might
have an early one Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Oh, definitely an early one. I always tend to anyway,
because I like to be ready for the Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Chat with Toddy.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Oh we're gonna We're gonna miss you man.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah. Thanks, fellers, have a great time on.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Do you buy me a prison?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, I'll buy you a present, but a tobler own.
No worries.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
What are we going to here?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Look Green David.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
The Hiking Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Indeed, the Red Hot Chili Pepper's there on the radio
Hodaky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Now the Black Clash.
The tickets are on sales, so get them before they
get snapped up. We've got another legend of a sport
in the spa with the fellows, the one and only
Neil Wagner. Neil Hell's life, your man, bastard.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
It's very good, thanks mate, it's very nice.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
And the spuffle you're looking very relaxed. I must say,
just a chilling out there.

Speaker 10 (36:23):
A diffy woman in there than what it's outsides. That's
actually very nice.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, hey, now listen, Neil. I just wanted to pass
this on from Kieran Reid who we interviewed earlier, and
he said he wants to face you really fired up.
He wants the full Neil Wagner experience. Can you accommodate that? Mate.

Speaker 10 (36:43):
By the way he was chasing the rubber duck on
the beaches earlier, there was a lot of competition there,
so I sort of felt like I've heard and I've
seen it from him when he fucks up. His very
competitive So I think, if I know, buy a couple
of balls, saim. The way he's been hitting him in
the back of class, I think he's going to have
to give a couple.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
He's going to be he's going to be opening the bedding.
You're going to be opening the bowling, So I don't.

Speaker 11 (37:06):
Know Timmy is going to be pulling rank on that.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Oh yeah, of course.

Speaker 10 (37:12):
He probably makes me bowl into the wind too, so
so yeah, so I'll be charging into the so make
me angry enough to try and send some fussies.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Well, I think what you need to do. This is
my my plan for you against Day because I've studied
his game. A couple of short ones into the throat
region and then one of your big hooping Yorkers on
metal stump, Mate, what do you reckon?

Speaker 11 (37:32):
It's too easy and he's going to expect that.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Yeah, mix it up with a beamer, Neil.

Speaker 11 (37:39):
I might just have to come around the wicked.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah. Just in terms of the Black Clash, you haven't
played before. You're looking forward to it, mate, because it's
always a massive occasion. You love it.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
So you might not be able to tell what's going
on at home, but the sun is absolutely beating down here.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
But there's always a massive crowd, mate, and seriously, like
a million people on the television. It's a hugely popular thing.
You're looking forward to.

Speaker 11 (38:03):
It, yeah, definitely am. I mean I've watched it every year.

Speaker 10 (38:06):
I've been to the ones that's yeah, the mound obviously
in the crowd and see what you boys do, and
it looks a spectacle. Man, It's it's always a bit
of fun. So I'm looking forward to it. It's a
it's a great event. Everybody gets excited about it. And
two awesome codes, mate, rubbing shoulders, you know, sharing some
some pretty cool memories.

Speaker 11 (38:24):
Yeah, I'm very excited about.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Neil Wagner keysy here.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Hope you're well, you know the thing with the Black
Clash rights as a former Black cable like yourself, you know,
you see these Rugby guys come along and then just go, yeah,
I can play cricket.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
You know that the games are really close, Rugby wins sometimes.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Do you get annoyed by that? You know what I mean?

Speaker 10 (38:46):
Definitely think you should get annoyed by it. But mate,
some of these guys can play in it. I mean
I've seen obviously bat and hold the bad I've seen
the other guys.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
You know.

Speaker 10 (38:55):
The way they play is obviously talented individuals. And that
team who can pick dev code whichever they wanted to,
you know, picked Rugby.

Speaker 11 (39:02):
For some reason. I don't know why, but so well,
I'm gonna played cricket mate.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
But I know, Neil back in the day you are
a pretty handy rugby player and you were you were
saying to us off here just before in regards to
Karen reid Rick, and you could have folded him back
in the day.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
You're looking you're looking for an opportunity out here on
the beach too, as you were saying, Neil, run it straight.
And I think Karen's pretty keen on that. So we'll
get a bit of footage for that field Instagram.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, we'll just hold it there. We'll go to a tune. Look,
it's a bit of green day and we'll be back with.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Four on Radio Queens of the Stone Age. Here on
the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, we've got
cricket legend, Neil Wagner and the Spa with the fellas. Now, Neil,
one of the keys to the Black Clash, of course,
is the preparation, Mate, They're they're pretty famous for the preparation.
Looking forward to that, getting together with the fellows before

(40:02):
the match and maybe having a few quiets.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
I that's the fun part of it. And yeah, definitely mate.
That probably depends on how fast or how vicious you bowl.
I guess the next day, Yes, a couple of beers
and it would be quite nice. But hey, it's just
an awesome event to be able to I mean obviously,
you know, I guess rub shoulders she those moments of
you know, like legends of the game, like the rugby players.

(40:25):
You know you've always watched them on TV go about
their business. Now to be able to play with a
cricket against them and you know, have a good time
with them, Yeah, a couple of good moments in panted
be quite nice.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Of course, mister cricket, Michael Hussey is going to be
shown up one of the legends of Australian sport. He's
actually he seems to be quite a nice guy, which
is which is weird for Australian cricketers. Did you have
you ever cross parts with him before?

Speaker 11 (40:47):
I haven't him before. Mate.

Speaker 10 (40:48):
He's an absolute champions fok. So yeah, he's definitely a
nice sosie, that's for sure. So mate, Yeah, they've definitely
pulled into big guns team rugby. So his quality of
play obviously still still thing. Give me, you know, a handful.
So yeah, looking forward to that.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Chentleman.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Tell me are you still playing though, Yeah, seemi retired,
but a little bit of cricketing action still, Yes, it's
a little bit of cricket action.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Retired, that's where you want to keep playing. But nobody
will heavy or what is.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
It when you just hang on?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Isn't that when you retire? But you've just got to
see me all the time?

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Come on, come on, But you must be keen to
get around some of the T twenty set ups around
the world. There seems to be a thousand of them.

Speaker 10 (41:32):
Like you said, semi retired means you get wanted for
some of the Yeah, yeah, you sort of put your
hand up and.

Speaker 11 (41:38):
Say I'm available. But it's all the luck of getting picked.

Speaker 10 (41:41):
And this couple of these old man's leagues floating around
which seemed to play right mates to trying to keep
the body in some sort of nick and condition to
play some form of cricket when when pulled upon and
never know of injuries.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Neil Wagner keysy here again, hope you will.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
What's the most sort of you know, I don't want
to say steamed, but like you know, what's the most
hungover you've been when playing a game of high level cricket,
because that could be a reality come black clash time.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
Yeah, I would say last time I was hungover playing
a game of cricket was club cricket way back in
the day and extplained right. I'm a bit older now,
so I don't know how that's going to affect the body,
but I'm well mate, how you.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Thanks for asking?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Finally someone asks just on that.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Actually, one of the worst days I ever had umpiring
Neil was being hungover. It's a terrible way to spend
the day being an umpire and staying out in the
field for eight hours making decisions while you're throwing up
quietly in your mouth.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
So just don't do the hangover to just it's not
worth it. I feel like you've got to get back
on and made to feel. Yeah, if you hungover, it's
your own fault. You sort of probably have to get
back on the hook.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Will you strike me as a sort of person quite seriously,
you know you're a pretty serious sportsman. I can't imagine
you're doing that kind of thing. I can see you're
getting fired up after the match, but not before it.
There is that is that defense.

Speaker 11 (43:01):
Yeah, defense defends mate. I don't know if.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Everybody else is on it. Neil, surely you've got you've
got a duty to your teammate.

Speaker 10 (43:10):
It comes to nurse to mate. Yeah, yeah, a bot
of red wine before the boxing their tests. I had
to do that, so yeah, so probably probably.

Speaker 11 (43:21):
The way to go.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Well, Neil, thanks for joining us, mate. I'm very much
looking forward to seeing your play actually sell the fells,
and I'm very much enjoying you steaming into old here
and read. That's gonna be one doozy of a class.

Speaker 11 (43:36):
It will make some good bearing.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Mate, just quickly as well. If you want to see
Neil Wagner play Black Class, dot Co dot in Z.
Tickets are officially on sale today. It always sells out
to actually getting quick.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
What are we going to here?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Jason the Green Day, I think, yeah, the whole archy
big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in four
on radio.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Indeed, welcome back your massive backbones Old Waggers A feels Wagman.
Nice guy, Yeah, nice guy.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
It always surprises me because he's such a you know,
intimidating bastard when he's playing cricket.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Yes, and I thought That was very bold of Kieren
earlier in the show to talk about how he wants
him to be fully fired up. He doesn't want him
become in half cocked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's going
to be something to behold on the day. Now listen
as always, your Massive Backbones is plenty coming up after
six o'clock, so stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Hold Ikey, yeah, welcome back, your massive bagbones. You are
listening to the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Crave with his street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Ya Hey, tell me Keysy, because I ordered the same
thing from Reburger as you.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
What was it the red hot Chili peppers.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
That's not the name of the burger.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
I thought it was the Red Burger.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
It's got the the red chuck or something, the red something.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Read something man definitely, But anyway, I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
How was the plunge in the ocean there, fellas, because
you did it, you ran from the sparpoole had a
plunge in the surf? What was what sort of temperature
was bloody cold.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
But I wasn't anticipating that Kezy would be such a
weak swimmer, so I had to save him. He was
screaming out, help me, Maggie, Help me, Maggie. So I
dragged him onto the beach. We just managed to make
it back in time for the next plait, didn't we Keezy?
And as you see the band, you owe me your life.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
But it's all good.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
We're all scored. No.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
The thing was, I wasn't yelling help me, Maggie, help me,
mag I was going, look at me, Mogi, you look
at it.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
He thought I was drowning.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
He dragged me to the shore and then started doing
CPR on me, and I was trying to stop him.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
I knew you were alive at that point. I was
just kissing you.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
What are we going to here? Jason?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Oh you mean music wise?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I don't know, man anything.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah. Look, I'm just going to throw it out there,
maybe a bit of Green Day.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Hidiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Tune in on.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Radio Living Color. There on the Radio, Hodankey Big Show
Live from Toda on there and mong Lanui. Now fellas
you're in the spa there We've got a massive dilemma.
I've got to be honest with you. It's got a
little bit chilly. The sun's gone behind the clouds, fellas,
there's a real wind blowing across the beach here, and

(46:27):
Keysy desperately needs to do wheeze.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Well, that's the thing, Jason, I think we should be
a little bit of honesty here. Mogi's now hopped out. Yes,
So the thing is, I'm the only one now in
the hot tub, right, so I can't do wheeze in
a pool like, I just can't do it.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
My body will not allow me. But no one's going
to be in here after me, and they're going to
drain it onto the sand.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Right Should I do wheeze in the hot tub?

Speaker 5 (46:48):
But you see your physically can't.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
No, I know, But I think if I if I
get enough encouragement and like you know, and you guys
sort of chit chat to me while I do it, yeah,
I might be able to let it out.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
I'm not talking to you while you do it. Do it?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Do one for the can I just if you go
on our Instagram page. I don't know if it's up yet,
but you've already done a steamer in the spa. So
I don't see what.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
There was a joke.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Oh yeah, right, I didn't do booze in this spar
Come on, man, Keesy is genuinely struggling here.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
He wants to get out, but he's too coldies, I've
been like three hours in this.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
He didn't bring suitable clothing. He has got a towel,
but he's worried he's going to be too cold and
then he'll have to take his only jacket off. Pagsan,
who also came without suitable clothing.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yes, but like so can you guys just chat to
me about stuff and I'll seriously try just mooging what
just talked.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Me through doing with some kind of sicko perversion that
you've got. If you expect me to talk to you
while you it will make you do wheeze. If the
sound of my voice is what's going to get you
over the line, keys, I'm reluctant to participate.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
God, it's happening, guys, Yes, moogie there would keep going,
keep going.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
J What what did you have for.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Dinner last night?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Oh that's disgustic. What oh what did you.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Look at the yellow cloud? Tell me what you oh god, God,
oh my god.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Absolutely reeks to paint a picture for the audience. It's
like someone's dropped a barocca at this bar. But I
feel all the better for it.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Thanks for that, worries.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Hey, don't forget tickets on sale today for the Black
Clash Black Clash dot co dot in z get involved.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy Tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Arctic Monkeys there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. Tell
you what fels.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
I feel like a bit of an Arctic monkey sitting
in this hot tub. I've been in it for over
three hours on the main beach of the mount and
I'm starting to get very very cold.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Yeah, sitting there in your own filth as well, exactly
what I feel.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
What's really exciting, though, Fellas and this will warm you
up a bit keasy. The bfs all down in Dunedin.
The Fellas are going to be there. We're going to
be doing a live show on the Friday, and we're
also going to be having a beer named after the show,
and we want your help with it, don't we feel?

Speaker 5 (49:07):
What about the the Keezy Cloudy Spa, the Hazy Spa.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
The Kezy and the tub Hazy spa. That's right. Thanks
to you.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
They're making a special beer for the Dandian Craft Beer
and Food Festival, and it does need a name, and
it is a high hazy.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
I pa.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
So if you want to name our beer and also
get yourself in the drawer for free flights and accommodation
and tickets to come to BFS for you.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
And to mate hodak you dot co dot nz. Why
don't we call it something normal, like I don't know,
like bfest Hazy or big Show.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
It's gonna speak. Yeah, big Show is an idea, but
I don't know. It just needs to have something a
little bit more cane, cutting edge. I think that people
from the who follow the show will understand, and then
other people think, oh it's a cool name.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah, and I and I'm going to be honest with
your fellas. I'm still beg on Midnight Steamer. I am too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
I think that is a great name for a beer,
the Midnight Steamer Hazy.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yeah, the Midnight Steamer Hazy.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Let's lock it in. Have you gone to hducky dot
co dot in z in and submitted that me personally?

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
No, I actually may have already been submitted Keezy. Yeah, okay,
Now we're not allowed to do that, unfortunately, because if
I had my way, that's what I call it, right,
you know what I'm saying. But I'm sure, but we'll
just let Jace have his way because you know, I
have huge respect for our audience and I know someone's
going to come up with an absolute cracker. So get
involved in that, and don't forget about flights, accommodation, the

(50:33):
whole lot. The whole lot. You get to meet the fellows,
see the live show, all of that jazz.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
You have to see Plugs and his wacky here do Yeah,
Pugs is wacky here, it is wacky.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Tang Old Hody is going to be down there the
whole weekend as well. It's another holiday. You get your
lucky bat.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
That's a vacation. Jas hducky dot co dot in zigging
yourself in the drawer. What tune are we going to hear?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Jace? Jace?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yes? What tune is this?

Speaker 11 (50:56):
Man?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Who is this?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
I recognize it?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Oh yeah, Red Chili.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ike.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Cannex says, there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show, this
Wednesday evening live from the beautiful city of Todung. We're
on one of the beaches at Mount mong Nui and
I tell you what, Fellas, It's great to be in
a location like this, But one of the things I
love about getting away from the studio is the old roadies.
Oh how good is it?

Speaker 11 (51:23):
You know?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
And you get to hear other people's music, or we
had Keys's on the way down, Keysey's tunes.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
How did you feel about my tunes, fellows, because that
was a special playlist I always put on when I've
got friends and I want.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
To show off, right, Yeah, oh you want to show
off with that?

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
It's like a nice mix of stuff that's kind of
funky that everyone enjoys.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
What was your favorite, Jason, I've got to say it
was very puksan es.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
That is incredibly insulting. It was not pak Sani.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
It was very dance night clubby at one point. And
I want to paint a picture with words if I might.
So we've got sort of.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Could you get on with it?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
On?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Freezy geesy.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Keezy, sort of sort of psychedelic kind of rick show stuff,
yummy boy music playing on the serio. There old Maggie
in the back seat, just screaming out noises, surping, beouching,
old Pugson, Effan and Jeff because he gets stuck behind

(52:26):
a truck. It's great stuff, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
It really is, Hoidy j You don't have him promise
not to vape in the car, vaping in the car, discussing,
chilling on all his gum swepping patches of his neck
just to try and mainlin a little bit of nicotine
because he's stuck in the car for three hours. Yeah,
I mean, pretty chill sort of stuff. I guess the
thing that concerns me most is that we're going to
have to head back up to the nine, and I'm

(52:50):
a little bit concerned about Pugson's driving capabilities when he
has to overtake anything. He drops down to sort of
seventy eighty and one hundred k z. Yeah, it fills
me really with a great concern for my own safety.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah. I'm going to be honest with you. Drives like
Banana and she hasn't driven for ten years now.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
So yeah, though, like you know, because it'll be like, oh,
there's a bus next to me.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
On the brakes. Yeah, oh absolutely, hooks the wheel right
into oncoming trip that's right.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
And he says stuff like, oh, what's this guy doing.
It's like nothing, He's just driving in his own lane.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
You just you know, just just get us there.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Can I tell you a little story on that front there, fellas,
Because as as I was about to leave today, my
wife said to me, who's driving? And I said, oh,
pagsan And she said, and I quote, oh god.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Really And my wife said, oh you better leave early.
Oh yeah, slowly drives. Yeah, yeah, yeah, god. So do
you want to drive us back?

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Jason?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, sure, man, I'm keen. You guys keen?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Oh absolutely, haunched over the wheel there, mag Did you
bring the booster to see?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Well?

Speaker 5 (53:59):
I figured sitting on your left.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Oh yeah, the older, the pedals, the.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodach.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Wow, there you go, you mad Bastard's done and dusted.
Standing on the beach air at magnificent Mount Monganui and
the City of toadung A celebrating the release of tickets
for the Black Clash happening next year.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
That's right, it's Hot Springs. T twenty Black Clash association
with Wolfbrook. Tickets are officially available now black Clash dot
co dot Nz. It's happening at Bay Oval and Toadunger
January seventeenth. We're going to be there in a hot
tub and it's going to be sold out to so
make sure you're getting quick to get your tickets.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
It's a great destination regardless of the Black Clash and
having that thrown in there as well as just an
extra bonus. As we stand here on the beach, we've
got the Mount Monganui, a lifeguard servers building out left
and right out in front of we've got a few
backbones paddling along in their own kayaks. You look out
far off into the ocean. There there's islands littering the horizon,

(55:05):
a couple of Argentinian backpackers making love, and the dunes
over to our right here. It's a beautiful place to be.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
It takes me right back to my life saving days, fellas,
and what an absolute pleasure it's been to be here
and what I'm most looking forward to in terms of,
you know, the end of the show and heading back
to the nine I've seen keys. He get out of
the spa and very tentatively walk to the toilet so
he can do well.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
It's a strange situation. It's creator a rod for his
own back. Could have easily have got it out a
little bit earlier, but he's stuck it out towards credit
to credit, He's stuck out the entire show. It's a
massive kilder to you, Key, you see, thanks Fellows and
looking to giving us video. Pag Song's got his camera
ready to go. We're recording this all the way to
the bathroom where you're going to drop a deuce.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Oh cool, So this is how we're keys. Is cold
and he's hopping out and go do pood at the
Lifesaving Club Toilers. That will be That's not that funny,
but listen.

Speaker 11 (56:06):
Listen. On a.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Serious note, though, make sure you get those Black Clash
tickets because they do sell out fast and if you
want to be a part of it, you want to
be involved, get stuck in right now. I'm going Fellers.
The Fellers are Jason's coming out. Will be back, same time,
same place tomorrow, of course, will be on a luxurious holiday.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Enjoy your vacation, Jason.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Yeah, I'll see you, I'll see you. Backbones a month,