FULL SHOW: LIVE From The Swingers Club

On today's show, we've got our golf pants on as we broadcast from Muriwai after a day out on the links.  Jase gets put under physical duress, Mike's convinced we made our best radio ever whilst Keyzie reckons it's our worst.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on holdak cheers Twoey from bringing back
to lass and the world gone man. Yeah right, It's.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Time to go over size.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest feast, is the biggest, our
biggest shot big show.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Jason Howitz, Mike Minogue and kidd A your mad Barsard's
great of your company. This glorious Thursday afternoon. It is
the fourteenth of November twenty twenty four and you you're
massive backbones and listening to the big Show brought to
you by Twey.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Get it in, yeah, get it inside you.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And I can tell you that we are currently broadcasting
from the stunning, the magnificent ner Why golf Course on
the coastline here in west Auckland and mowgi As always
looking like an absolute stellion.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
You Greek of Donna's how's life going? Pretty grassy? You
made dog your sixth son of a bay. It was
an absolutely joy to turn up here. I didn't anticipate
in the golf today, sure, but tuning up here, coming
out onto the balcony and seeing you sprinting down the
eighteenth with a family of magpies and hot pursuit trying
to pick your eyes out. It's good to see you
as part of nature, brother, and you really took it

(01:15):
to them with your sand whiche. It was a thing
of true and real beauty.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah. They're narie little bar sards, the old magpies, aren't they.
And I played a shot and I think I knocked
out one of their nests. Yeah, and so yeah, just
set the parents off there, Magi, and they followed me.
Really put me off my golf game. Actually, to be
honest with you, really put me off my golf game up.
But Keezy, we're in your fantastic black foils capped there

(01:41):
and your green golfing shirt. How's life mate.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Life's great, Hoidy Jay. We are broadcasting from Millie Way
Golf Club. It's sort of moody moody afternoon here. Yeah,
on the West Auckland coastline. It's cloudy, weave it of rain,
but the view we have got is magnificent. We've just
played ato sixteen holes because we ran out of time,
and we'll keep that in mind for next time here
at beautiful Midy Wire as well. It's been a great

(02:06):
day and I think you know the one thing that
would sort of cap it off for me, what's that
keasy top.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Rating drive show? Absolutely mate, of course that the day
started off you were bathed in sunshine. Of course, as
the round progressed and the shots mounted up, you brought
great shame on this golf course and that clouded over
dark clouds and looking forward to getting into all the
details of how you went.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
The good thing is I did bring shame, so did Jay,
so did pretty much everyone that played here today. But
the most shame was actually brought forward by Pugsunt and
he wasn't even playing. But we will certainly get into
that next.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, I think it's I think it's a fair assessment, Maggie.
We disgraced this beautiful course today. We humiliated ourselves our prize.
When as we are sitting over here just across from us
at the moment, having a few beasies and some and
some burghers, there are a couple of handy players and
the little group there, well there was one. Now there
was one handy player, let's be honest. But yeah, a

(03:04):
great day. We'll have a bit of a debrief, but
let's get into the tunes. First day, but a sound garden.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, the Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keizyes.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Indeed kingsively on there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon, alive from Mudaway Golf Course for the
first of our first ever round. It was a swingers club, fellas,
I just realized the Jay two.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
It was a shame to miss out on it. But look,
so you guys had a ball. It was a ball, Mogi,
it was a golf ball. Mudy Way Golf Club.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
It's a beautiful place to play in a bit of
beautiful place to start our Hdarky Swingers Club. The idea
behind it is we by we, I mean me and Jas.
We love our golf and so why not just use
the Big Show as an excuse to go and play
some of the nicest courses around New Zealand. So we
are keen for suggestions. If you have any suggestions three
four eight three, send them on three. We want to
travel around the country as well and really turn this

(03:59):
into something.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Although to be honest.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I don't really want the rest of the Hidaky Swingers
clubs to be like today's Swingers Club in terms of
our performance. Yeah sure, in terms of enjoyment of the
actual golf that was played because we had a great time.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah did you?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah? Yeah, we did ever think?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah we had a great.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I mean mate, I'll be honest with you. Mogi front nine,
Hardy j four under par and.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
We only played seven holes on the front nine.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, seriously, it is an amazing golf course. Did you
ever get the chance to come and play out here?
Go and do it? The front The front seven played
quite solidly, no blowouts, really nice. Then we joined up
with Keysy's lot and my game fell apart. Yeah, we
just I disgraced myself. I disgraced my family. I disgraced
the golfing community. The people that run the golf course

(04:53):
out here wouldn't even look me in the face when
I came off the course. Probably it was that bad.
The elderly community, Yeah, the elderly community. I disgraced the
boat shirt community. Hey, this is a great golfing shirt
I've discovered. And can I just say, because we've posted
a lot of stuff on the Instagram there of houghdy
J and you know there's one there where I duffed
a couple of shots. Obviously I'm doing that for the laughs,

(05:16):
all right, because who wants to see houghdy J playing
his actual game where he's smacking it straight down the
guts onto the green.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
A minute ago, you just said you went to garbage.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah. I did, actually did a garbage in eleven from
twelve there.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
If you're on the Instagram, get onto the Hodecke Big Show.
There's some great footage of houghdy j and taking seven
shots to get out of a bunker. But people have
jumped in the comments, man, because we've got such great
listeners out there and an incredible audience. They've got a
bit of advice for you, man. Oh god, do you
want to hear some of this stuff?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Pretty good one here from Yo No Sam, get some
power in those withered legs.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay, yeah? Good cool?

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Oh you're this one from bread All and Z. Swing
your week, prick, will you see?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I've never been in a in a what do you
call them a bunker before, so and I don't actually
have a sand wedge, so I don't actually know how
to get out of a bunko. Yeah. I did play
sex shots. Yeah, but then I was really concerned of
overheading it and flying off on the other direction.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Mate, It wasn't a concern in the air.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Wait, yeah, I should have.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
What about this one from Schvinsky, open your stance then
the club face, slap it at the ground and follow through.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
That's handy, that's good advice. Yeah, sure, well this one
per week.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
This one here is quite good as well, from Marcus Muppet.
So people have got great advice for you, which is great.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Troy coming too, by the way, because you know, I
clearly need all the advice I could get.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
What about this one here from Campbell cracking up at
how bad Jason's that golf?

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
So that's that's not so much advice, that's just.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Sort of humiliating me. Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Also, but this one here, and there's a couple of
people who have mentioned this, grounded the club on every
shot about ten penalty strokes. So I guess the thing
is that you have to you have to aim for
the ball, not the sand.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Is that you can you can hit the sand underneath
the ball, that's fine, but when you're lining up and
doing practice swings, if your club touches the sand.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Stroke, and when you're playing in the big leagues.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
So actually, when you say it took me six shots
to get out of the bunker. It actually took me sixteen.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
It was probably about sixteen.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, But to be honest, Mogie, we all played terrible.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
There were eight of us playing today.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Seven of us played really badly and we still had
a great time. And that's what the Hducky Swingers Club
is all about. However, there was one situation that happened
on the back nine and I'm really gud at our
winners missed this.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
It involved PUGSN And Hoidy j R.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
And let's just say, if Houghdy Jay's day wasn't going
bad enough, the thing that Pugson did to him, it
really made the day about.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Ten times worse.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
We're gonna bring Pugs and to explain himself because it
was an absolute.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
And I don't know what's happened to her either. I'm
saving this story and it sounds like an absolute gem.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
It's great and I'm stoked that Pugs aren't decided to
do it. You know, he resked it all and in
the end it's great content content.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
So thank you, Pugs.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Faith No More There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Thursday afternoon at the beautiful Mudy Why golf course
out here in west Auckland.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
That's right, Jase.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
We're doing the first of the Hdarky Swingers Club, which
is basically an excuse for us to play some of
the nicest golf courses in New Zealand looking for suggestions
on three four eight three and we had overall a
terrible day in terms of golfing performances. We disgraced everyone,
We disgraced Hodarchy, our families.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
It was an absolute shamozzle.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
However, no one disgraced themselves more than Pugs an our
fantastic producer who to be honests, made all of this possible.
He's spent the whole day setting things up, getting things
running mooth, yet still found time to come over and
well at professional Pugs are welcome to the show man.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
How are you, hey man, I'm good, Thank you, Yeah,
thanks for having me out with you guys golfing today
is my first time golfing.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah, okay, So you know there's a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
About golfing that I'm not really too familiar with, driving carts.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Heading the balls, things like that. You know. That's right.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Let me set the scene for you movie. Thank you
so hoodie Jay. I've been going on pretty solidly. And
then on the back nine, as previously mentioned, shat the bed.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Well, it was a bed on the back night.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
It's the closest I've ever come so far to throw it,
heaving my clubs into the ocean. I was ifing and
jeffer and like a basket. And the really good thing
about it was we managed to catch that real capitulation
of mine on social media and then post it. So
I was really stoked about that. So I'm ifing and
Jeff and finally Mogi. I think it was on the

(09:52):
fourteenth hole. I played a lovely shot. Of course that
wasn't caught on camera.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
If it was, it wouldn't have gone on.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Soo yeah, exactly. So I get to this whole, I go, geez,
that was a cracking shot.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
It actually was a great shot.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
And then Pugsn and Isaaca and a buggy there they
pull up to Hoidy jh right, they pulled right up
to Hoidy j Mogi and they didn't just run over
my foot. Pugsn drove the buggy onto my foot and
the whole weight of the buggy and all the guys

(10:28):
in the buggy was on my right foot and I'm
going patsan pugs and he was just sort of looking
at me and smiling without realizing that his he had
driven onto my foot and part there so I literally
couldn't move my foot. Yeah, and he was just looking
at me smiling, going what's going on? What's going on?

(10:50):
And I'm like you, I can't say what I said.
You're on my foot, pugsn And then he freaked out
at about fifteen seconds later backed off my Sure.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Can I just say I have never been more sorry
to you in my life. It looked deliberate from where
I was, Well, this is the thing. Now, Isaac and
I were driving that golf cart.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
And both of you are holding the wheel. I had nothing.
I drove the cart onto.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Let me just put that out there into the ether
for everybody. But I just want to be clear that
it was Isaac and I and the cart. Now, no
disrespect to Isaac. We talked about this in the way,
but we're probably the biggest dudes in the crew.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Right.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Were both had the same golf cart and I drove
forward and.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I had zero spatial awareness. You also made a comment
after Chris.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Well, So we started the day and Pug said, and
I was sharing a buggy. He was driving, and then
quickly I swapped to driving right because I felt like
we were going to clip so many things.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
I don't think he was aware of it. I thought
you were just excited to drive. How do you go
in the city where things are actually close? I mean,
you're dealing with pretty wide expenses out here on a
golf course. Yes, So that's why I was confused. And
I'll tell you what this. This reeks of not been
an accident, doesn't. I mean, given the tension that's been
in the studio between the two of you, particularly over
these last few days and weeks, you have actually said

(12:11):
that you're going to beat each other up. There's all
been all kinds of threats of credit. So here we
are and old pugsuns crashing into.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Witty Jay And can I can I just say elderly
yea falling apart golfer, And can I just say it
was the smile that I found disconcerted smiling at me.
But wait, and I just want to reiterate. He didn't
drive over my fat He parked on my foot and
took about thirty seconds to get gone.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I do feel like it was one of those scenarios
where time definitely would have slowed down having the golf
cart on you.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, now, I I one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I thought I had like a foot behind you, and
then when you initially reacted, I thought you were taking
the purse.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Well, that's the problem is that we came here.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, you know, Can I just make the point too?
On the fourth hole, I rapped one of my testicles. Yeah.
On the ninth hole, my bloody hip had given out.
On the eleventh hole, my shoulder was giving way. And
then bloody Pugsn on the fourteenth runs over and parks
on my foot.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Right, So it's not like you didn't need damage to
anything that was pristine or anything like that. I mean,
it's an old heap of shit, so it could have
been worse. But I would say that in terms of
a defense for Pugsan, I don't think he. I don't
think he possesses the driving skill to be able to
park on your foot at will. Do you know what
I mean? Sure it could only be an accident. Yeah,

(13:32):
there's no way you guys have seen me parking before.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
It was one of the first things you ever learnt
about me was that I'm a bit of a shocker.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Can I just say, if you are driving a buggy
and you're on a golf course and Hoidy j is
there targeting the legs, which is universally everyone knows that
they are with it, and you targeted them, You used
them like a ramp.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
You parked. I turned around. He was screaming at you.
You didn't know how to put it into reverse.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I felt so bad and so literally, like after the
fifteen to thirty seconds was over, Isaac and I got
out of the buggy and we were like superhuman strengthening
off your foot so you can get it.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Yeah, well you had to pick it up, and I
thought they would.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Take too much time, and so I just got out
and pulled the thing over.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Well, I think all we need now, Pugs is just
an apology to Horty Joe.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
That was how I started this conversation. But Jason, as
I say, I've never been more sorry to you. I'm
still I'm exhausted with gelt. Since then, I didn't drive
the cart for the rest of the day.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Isaac. Oh, that's what drove me back as well. Because
I felt terrible because I thought as soon as I
turned up here and I saw you, I thought, I said, Pugs,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
You are positively glowing.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hodark.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Is indeed Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Thursday evening. Now plenty coming up after five o'clock,
including a controversial revisit of a debacle that happened on
the show. You said, oh, well, to be fair, actually,
Mogi and I thought it was one of the best
things we've ever done, and Keesy thinks it's the worst
radio he's We've done very sort of different views on

(15:03):
the same particular segment we did yesterday.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
And we haven't received any complaints about it. It was
one of our very popular improvs as we sort of
take Keysy through his paces and upskill them with the
acting and everything like that. And I thought he did
a bloody good job. I thought it was his best work,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
It was most real for sure.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Mogie, well, hang on, it was just this is the issue.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
It's in case you're wondering if you were listening yesterday
just after five o'clock, it was shower wheeze, And it
was basically an improv scene where I was doing wheeze
in the shower or something along those lines, and I
wasn't acting. All I was doing is going ah whilst
playing sound effects.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
And you did it so realistically. That's what I mean.
That's that's the first time, in terms of us doing
the improv that I've actually bought your performance really. Yeah,
it seemed the most real to me because.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
I thought I'd been getting better at it well. And
oftentimes that's the case. You think you're going well and
the director will tell you you've got a lot of
sharpening up to do, and then you think you've gone
terribly and in fact that's when you've done your best
work right okay. And when you don't have a lot
of experience, you're probably the worst judge of whether you've
done a good job or not. Okay.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, I came away from it feeling extremely embarrassing and shame.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
That's often how you feel when you've done good work
right okay.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Then Also, some of you, some of our listeners out there,
will be familiar with a podcast called The Agenda. It's
a podcast a podcast called The Agenda, which is a
sort of sports sort of Lames sports sort of podcast,
and apparently they've been having a bit of a go
at us on their podcast, So are we going to
respond in kind after five o'clock that and so much

(16:37):
other stuff coming up.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
The whole ching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Hold Ikey, you're.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you have Thursdays going
along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Tilly.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Hey, oh, ja's just quickly. Oh yes, have you guys
seen the tooy billboards are back?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
So you'll be driving along and then you look off
to the side you see like a flash of black
with white riding with like orange toy branding.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
It'll quite often say something quite humorous, for example, what,
oh you know, like, oh, pugsn didn't run over Hoidy
Joe intentionally in a golf cart.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, and there is it's been any
the throb a bit. Actually, I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Maybe that's the thing for tomorrow's Throbert.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well actually someone made the comment
because I don't know if you recall this, Fellows back
in the day, we discovered that old Pugsun actually does
have a bit of a foot fetish, and he was
very keen for me to whip the old shoe and
sock off there and have a bit of a feel there.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
He said he was something about swelling.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, something something was swelling and he needed to have
a look at it. So I'm just beginning to wonder
if there was some sort of sexual current, kind of
orient take one hundred percent, you know to him running
me over.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Well, we've actually got a bit of a rule where
you're not allowed to have open toad sandals around punks, aren't,
So one hundred percent that's probably something that did happen,
Hoidy Jane. We should have actually thought about that. Yeah,
it was intentional.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Hey, now listen coming up next after this next couple
of songs, we had a bit of a well Keesy
thought it was an aberration yesterday on the radio show
Mogi and I thought it was fantastic right there. So
we're going to do a bit of a replay and
we want to get your view on it.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah, it's a big show. Improv shower weeze. Was it
good radio or was it absolutely terrible? We'll revisit that soon.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
In the meantime, he's very fighters the.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yes, indeed the white stripes here on the radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes
past five o'clock. Now. Yesterday we had a regular feature
on the Big Show, and that is Big Show Improv.
And the scenario that we set up for the particular
improv was Keezy doing wheeze in the shower. Magi, that's right.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
That was off the back of we're running a big
poll wei in in the shower, Yes or no?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
The numbers came back on that ninety the years ten
to know. Kesey's wife was revealed despises the idea of
him urinating the shower, and he's running scared. He doesn't
even risk it just in case it would offend her.
And so we thought, well, let's address this, Let's address
it in an improv, and we did.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Yeah, but the problem was successfully the idea of an
improv is that obviously things are flying at you, thick
and fast, right, you're reacting it live. However, you guys
decided about thirty seconds before we went on here that
it was going to be me doing wheeze in the
shower whilst farting constantly. And look, it was some of
the worst radio I've certainly ever been involved with.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I Keezy, you did the night show for years, Mike,
don't laugh at that. The night show was. It was
a great quality radio.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
All right, we'll here, okay, all right, New Zealand, New Zealand,
make your mind up, all right? Text us on three
four eight three. Here is a replay of shower Wize improv.
Was this good radio?

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Or was an absolutely terrible Oh? Thank goodness, it's been
such a hard day. Right, Okay, I'm just gonna take
the old.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Right usually on the radio, Chase, I'm just gonna she's
gonna take my pants off.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
There, nice, get the whole out right. She's gonna open
the door of the shower.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Just Keezy is about to step into the shower. His
beloved partner walks into the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
I'll be begging a minute. Oh what was that, babe?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
What he?

Speaker 4 (21:03):
What have I told you about that?

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Well, it's just it's been such a long day.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
It's been such a long day. It's disgusting. How many
times have I told you?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Well, it's just I know, that's just how I'm here.
There's water running. How do you look at yourself in
the mirror. I can't see myself in the mirror. It's
behind me, so I don't have to worry about that.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
But that's not all that's going on for ol keezy.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Ah ah ah Are you kidding me? What did you just?
What did you just rip ass?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I just I can't help it when I start going.
It's just what happens.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
And it certainly doesn't mean there doesn't.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh my god, can you leave? Can you sleep? It's
just can you leave? Can you please leave? That is disgusting,
your passing wind and doing week. How many times have
I spoken to you about this?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Chris?

Speaker 5 (22:06):
I'm well aware of what's happening. Or I'm well aware
of what's happening. I've done it before.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
I'm honestly, I don't even look at you right now.
And it's not only because of your burnt meat, petty nips.
If you're going to urinate in the share, Chris, could

(22:40):
you at least turn the shore on Banks Babe, so.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Jesus Craig would laugh to hear at the Boody Way
Golf Club.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oh God, New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Was that the worst radio you've ever heard?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Please let us know on three four eight three, and
please be in favor of me everyone that takes through
in the draw for a toy price back.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I just spared it. Here's Tom Pittich the Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yes, indeed Nirvana there on the radio Hold Archy Big
Show this Thursday evening live from the beautiful and scenic
Mudawai Golf Course out here in west Auckland. Now, on
the previous voice break, we played a very controversial replay
I guess of yesterday's improv and we asked the question

(23:52):
of the punters out there, was this the greatest radio
we've ever created or the worst mogi?

Speaker 4 (23:57):
That's right? And the content not to bang on about
a bit involved urinating in a shower and flatcher flatulence
from Kezy.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
So you know, the question is, you know, is that
kind of toilet humor? Is that up to the standard
of the Big Show or is it beneath us? And
so we've gone to the text machine. The audience have
come back to us keezy on three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
What do they say, Well, it's interesting because it's completely
split perfectly down the middle. Yeah, all right, so three
four eight three. By the way, everyone the text threw
in the drawer for some tooy prize packs.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Worst radio I've ever heard in my missus listens to
jonaan ben.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Where in the next text that.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Was award winning radio cusping on the verge of one
of the greatest moments in New Zealand broadcasting.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
I would disagree with that. Best radio ever. Fellers such
great fart noises. Couldn't do them better myself. That's good
eating boys. Worst radio ever, but in such.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
A good way.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Keep it up.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah yeah, Look. The only criticism I have, if I
have any, is we needed more wind.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
I agree, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
If there had to be more wind, that would have
really nailed at home, right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
It was the like, okay, not enough wind. I want
to rip my ears off, but I need them for
my glasses. Worst ever, that was one hundred percent prime
beef radio keasy.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Best part was the fart noises It's.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Amazing demographic, really is You know, there's obviously two sides
of it, yes, and.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
One side really did love it a lot. One person
just sent through.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Here ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Ha absolute filth. Terrible radio you dogs sounds like yes,
she yes.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Easily the worst awful radio. Keezy needs an Oscar for that.
So I think you see.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Even the ones in a sort of disparaging I kind
of get the vite there. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
I agree, But what I don't want to do is
I think we should not do content that splits the
audience down the middle.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
You know, how does it feel split to me? Well?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
It is, that's right. I mean it might be split
here on the text machine, you're going to get people
that are pretty passionate about it. But I think the
only proper way to do it as we go to
the Big Pole. Sure, we're going to run this on
the Big Pole. You can have your vote there and
it's going to be another binding referendum, is if over
fifty cent of people like it, we're going hard on.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
We're not going hard.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
You can vote on the Big Poe, the Big Pole,
Houdarky Big show on the Instagram story there.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
I still feel terrible about this whole thing. That's great.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Easy The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Ik Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Thursday evening.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Yeah. Boys, as you know, I'm in the final stage
of getting treated for R and V. Are you going?
I'm pretty excited about it.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
You're looking so good, Maggie. I know I say that
a lot, but seriously, man.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Every day you say it leads the world to me.
So anyway, I did a little bit of a bulk
just to keep me occupied through the winter months. You know,
I got it to ninety five kilos. I waited in
last Wednesday, and today I've done another way in and
I've come in at ninety one point one. Well, so
that's after a week seven days. Wow, I've lost three

(27:15):
point nine kilos.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh yeah, that's pretty good man.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
That's not baggun, is it. That's good. I don't know
what percentage of that is muscle, but probably eighty percent
of it, which is great. I'm trying to lose only fat,
but only today I've I've been eating like an absolute animal, sure,
but only once I got out here. Yes, and my
guts at the moment are absolutely given it to me.
You will have noticed that I've fluctuated between sitting and

(27:38):
standing over the course of the show today. I have
noticed that, and that's says I try and work this
huge amount of feud for through first my small and
testine and then my large and testine, and possibly the
other way around. Today, since I've got here, I've had
fifteen almonds. Oh, almonds, Yeah, almonds, almonds. What do you say,

(27:59):
al almonds almened olmonds, yeah, one banana, banana, Yeah, that's right.
I've had one sandwich that was out here. It's one
that you get from a servo. I had a Plowman's.
It's sort of one of those ones that's cut into
a triangle. It's a triple layered. Was it a club?
It was a club, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Club, said loves me a club sandwich a club.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Big bastard there. I also had a hamburgers made out
here at the Mudaway Golf called bloody Beautiful.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
It was magnificent hamburger.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
And then I had that bowl of chips.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
So that's quite a lot to be absorbing. And it
was in the space of about forty minutes. Yeah, and
I'm a little bit concerned about the calories that I'm
taking in, but also what's going to happen when I
get home tonight.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. One of the
things that I've noticed about you over the years is
you're not a slow eater. No, I mean you really
shovel that stuff down your gob you know. For example,
the hamburgers, a big hearty hamburger. You got here mode
through it and I kid you not in a minute yep,
it was gone.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Well I think it shows respect to the chef, absolutely, Yeah,
So I try and get it in me, get it
in me, Yeah, fast as I possibly can. Good it is,
and it bloody was as well. You have like a
weight in mind, probably about eighty eight, right eighty eight,
and then you'll be sure at fighting weight keysy, I'll
be punching on at R and V after that.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah, good stuff mate. So you think after this afternoon,
maybe you've gone from a ninety one point one to
maybe a ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
I think I've probably gone up a couple of kilos there,
but I don't know what lives. So there's something about
the addict in me where if there's free food going
around or booze or cigarette.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
I'm in one hundred percent and that, to be fair,
that doesn't happen in life very often. So when it
does happen, you should be all in.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah, and I am.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
It's like you Jo's when we're in the studio there
and the chips come out or anything like that. When
you say chips come out, you mean here he goes
and gets them from I was going to say, yeah,
I mean there's a cupboard and it's got a whole
lot of signs there that says do not eat. These
are for our winners, and Jays just takes that sign,
throws it on the floor and then rips it to
the chips.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Yeah, well urinated on it as well on the sign.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yeah, so good.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Kissy Oasis there on the radio hold Archy Big Show
this Thursday evening. And I understand Fellows, though I haven't
heard it myself that there's been a bit of controversy
towards the Big Show from the Agenda of the Fellows
on the Agenda podcast, which is a sort of lame
mass kind of acc acc sort of sport podcast. I

(30:34):
think it happens daily. Why they do it daily, I've
got no idea once a week would be plenty.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah, that's right there, one back to back sports podcast
of the year. But I mean, as we know, you know,
awards me nothing totally. We have won none until we
win also being nominated for none. Yeah. So yeah. I
was listening to it on the drive out here to
Middleway Golf Club and I was shot. I nearly drove
off the road. Yeah, because I can of them to

(31:01):
be kin I consider them to be far though, and
to hear them just openly accusing us pointing the finger,
I was offended and disgusted. Sure, sure, let's have a listen.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Talking about it off here, let's start the podcast with it.
Our headphones get taken every single fund, every day, every day,
and that is because the book show covin here and
record their show.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
And they what they did is they come and record
their outro before their show in here and then just
walk out with the headphones and any other job.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
If you're a builder and you don't have a hammer,
what you do not do is take another man's hammer.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I'm smelling some sort of revenge here. I'm sick.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Of it, put something in the headphones that gives them
ear cancer better.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Yet, I think it needs to be more immediate. Air
cancer is going to be a long play.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Do you see what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
That is utter bullshit?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Bullshit. We don't do that. And you know the fact
that they're saying that it's been going on forever and
at no point have they ever grabbed them and come
up to us and spoken it to us about it?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yes, yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
At any point, we could point out that we each
have our own headphones which we keep in a secure
location and we never touch those acc ones other than
to borrow them. We very kind they very kindly let
us use this studio. Very grateful for that. But I
mean it's a kick in the gat.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Can I just say that probably what a year and
a half ago, Jace, you might have been guilty of
borrowing some of the headphones.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
You were shocking, man, You was shocking until we.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Sat down with our head of radio Hodak. We had
a meeting and we said, can we just have our
own headphones please?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
It's surprising and how many meetings you have to get
at a radio station to get your own headphones all right.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
We had all seven of them and one zoom meeting
and we've got our own headphones now. And can I
just say, man, I ast you at g Lane. That
is just for them to throw shit out there like that.
It just goes to show what a low grade, subpar
product they are actually making.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
You know, you know what I want to say to
those those guys, say it tim face, lame, Yeah, Mana
Stewart say it to my face, pal, Yeah, and then
we'll see who comes out on top. All right, you
lames sport, bloody podcast, crappy nonsense.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Yeah, you could have finished a bit strong.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, so I sort of run of yeah, expletives and stuff.
I'm tired. It's been a long day played eating holes
of gold. For God's sake.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Hold akee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Hold I can how are you going, your messive backbones?
You're listening to the Big Show brought to you by
two Get it on you. We thought of you, thought
of a great two E billboard just before Mogi. Oh
it's an absolute killer?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Was it? I can't remember what was it? It must
have been that good dude, I feel insane that man. Yeah,
it was what was it old? Oh that's right, Yeah,
Kezy was wearing his winning.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
You're right, and that's.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
That's obviously off the back of me being unfaithful to
my wife. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, But I just want to make the point here actually,
because I think it's really important to it. You're a
good looking fella, Keezy. How high are you? How tall
are you? Men?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Six two and three quarters?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah? Six two? You know you've got a quarters and.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
How way are you? Ninety one?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
You're in good shape apart from them boot meat petties.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
What's wrong?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
You've got you know, a kind of ten kind of
complexion part. You know, you're you're a bit goofy, You're
a bit funny. I can totally see why you were
constantly inundated with people wanting to sort of have drinks
with you and go out with you.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yeah, Jace Mogi as well, But I feel like Jace
really does have an opinion on this.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
He does. Do you think I can do better? Man?
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
No, certainly you can't do better. But you know, you
come in every day talking about about how you've been
approached at various place every day. And I can totally
relate to that because you're a good looking, goofy looking fellow.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Why do you always have to add goofy?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Well, just because I just think it's accurate. You'd agree
with me. Maybe he's a good looking fellow.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
He is, man, I mean, look, I've seen it. If
I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times,
I would oh yeah, yeah, But I you know, one
of my rules is I don't mess with married men.
Sure unless it's eezy and he hasn't got his wedding
ring on, which is key yeah, yeah, which is all
the time, all the time, key be cheating.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
We don't have a podcast outro clip tonight, which is
a shame because we could have just played that instead
of doing this whole thing that we just did.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Hey, but don't be disappointed, because what we do have
is what's for teen New Zealand, and we're not doing.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
What's for teen New Zealand. They has come out of nowhere,
So tell us what's We've got a show doc, we've
got prep No, I think.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
It's as keasy as great as hits. No, what does
that even mean?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
The Hodiking being shown podcast.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
To Black Keys there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday evening. But right now it's time for Oh.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Hey guys, text here from Steve what's for Tea News Zealand.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
With me kick me? Yes? Indeed? And there's always the
texts are pouring in on three four eight three. And
I think because you made an effort the other day, Keys,
because you wanted to sort of lift your game with
what's your teens yalands? Right, And I think it's really
paid off, because I don't think I've seen so many
texts on three four eight.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
We're just going to try not to get in your way.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Yeah, yeah, it's not just meant to be me doing
a monologue of what everyone's having for dinner around the nation.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Sure you know it needs to be a three way street. Okay, yeah,
we'll contribute.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Okay, get a Feller's dilly here, Oh dilly okay, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Tonight I'm having cabinara with the flattys chairs. That's a
good choice.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah. I like a good carbonara, mind you. The last
one I made was a bit water emogi. Oh was it?
I put too much of the pasta water in there
and I wasn't happy.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
Oh, man, that's that's a great yarn. Jason, get a fellas.
Derek here, Oh my god, Derekjeter. Tonight, I'm having a
ham and egg club sandwich.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
That doesn't sound likely. No, I know right, it's crazy
what people.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Have Maybe he said, have bought that on the way
home or something like that. He's probably a lonely guy,
you know, goes home and he's got a cat or
something like that and has a few beersies, and I
bought sandwich for dinner.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Does it mention that in the text, No, just says
the ham and the egg.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
It says, ps, I've got a cat, and I have
a few beersies, and I'm a lonely guy.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
So you Chase, You're right on the money with that one, man,
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Get a fellas. Tara here, Oh my god, Tara Reid. Tara.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yes, she's an American pie. Yes, yes, she's falling on
hard time. Casey. I hope she's eating properly. She looked
a bit thin the last time I saw it. Tonight,
I'm having guild dinner. That's all it is. I don't
know what that is. I don't know what did guild
dinner is? Rose and a packet of dart.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
That's right, get a flowers Tony here.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Oh my god, Tony Marsh, Yeah, Tony Marsh, yeah, yeah, Okay,
what having.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
She's having chicken wristoles, jasmine rice in some new season
p reeking asparagus.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah that's good.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Now, good get a fella's dinners, Herennis dinner's glover.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Wait, he's too old for this, he's too old for ship.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Tonight, I'm having vagina my and peanuts butter peanus butter sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
He's done.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
You there?

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Yeah, I just read that like an idiot.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
I should have pre read it. W you guys want
one more?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah? Sure, man, okay, oh you're all good.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Well now I don't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Just filing off, quickly, just.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Quickly filing off. That's the only way I know how
to fire them off. Fellers, goodday, guys. Bob here Harvey,
No really, Bob Odenkirk. That's the one from Bitter Call
saul Ja. Tonight, I'm having a half charcoal chicken with
rice and salad and wasabi chili sauce and a bottle

(39:30):
of crom Butcher pilsner.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
She is Bob Odenkirk. I don't know the sound of that.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
And Kesey Becie Boys there on the radio Hodarky Big Show,
this glorious Thursday evening. But right now it's time for
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
Yeah yeah, good stuff, fellas.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Last night I watched Seinfeld. Oh you joke, I tell
a lie? I did. I did, though, But I also
watched another episode of Mister in Between, Yes, and it
was with the brother in law when the brother and
still first season, the brother in law comes around and
tries to rub rob old mate.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Oh yeah, bad move, very funny, bad move. Unfortunately, fellas,
I don't have much to offer today for What's on
the TV with Mikemino because I was out for dinner,
as previously discussed on the show, and so I got
home quite ungodly out or something like quarter past nine
or something. Yeah, what an ungodly hour, exactly my point,

(40:54):
and went to bed.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
But can I just say that you always get up
and then you can watch TV all day, so surely
you've got I.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Actually I don't actually watch TV during the day. Make
to be honest, I really don't. If there's some sport
replay on, I will for sure watch it's country Calendar.
I'm going to slap you.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
I almost want to say that, just to see you
see if you can reach my face from there. I
watched the show on TV and Z on demand last
night called Here Come the Mormons. It's an hour long
doc on Mormons being assigned their first mission. Oh yeah,
very very interesting. They are not allowed to They are
not allowed to have tea or coffee or alcohol. This

(41:36):
is just Mormonism in general. And when you go on
your mission, you're not allowed to. I think it was
like pet any of the animals. You're allowed to hold
any kids. You have to have your partner with you
at all times, who's the same sex as you, if
you hang out with, if you hang out with, you know,
the opposite sex. You have to have an odd number
of them and an even number of one, so that

(41:57):
there's like three dudes and two checks or three checks
and two at all, one dude and two checks, which
exactly all like five checks.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
And that scenario. What would you run with? How would
your ultimate set up be if you were a Mormon?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Well I'm not Yeah, he's good my ultimate Mormon said yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
I mean what I mean, what direction would you go?

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Man?

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Oh, look, it's just it's not about sitting up any
sort of ultimate situation.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Jao old mate that you're misses met in the gym
changing room, the.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Bull guy, No, the other one.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
The threesome that she massively blew from us. Yeah, you're obviously. Yeah, sure,
if they want to, if her and my wife want
to help me spread the good words, and that's I'm
sweet with that.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I'm down with that.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
And can I just can I just reiterate the point
when it comes to threesomes, there's a lot of admin
going on there. Trust me, there's a lot.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Of Jason's crowbatter that he's had a threesome. Now he
thinks he's the man.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
I think what's actually happened is Jason's been in the
same beard as two other people that are having six. Yeah,
that doesn't mean it's a threesome. What it means is
you're moving too close again.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
No, I was standing behind that. I was. I was
standing beside the bead, holding my my hand up, waiting
to beg.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Like a come on, tag me on the corner of
the ring ropes.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
But Honestly, I'd highly recommend that because the whole time
I just spent my my the whole time watching it,
shaking my heir, going thank goodness, this isn't me. Thank goodness,
I don't have to do this, and instead I can
be all six drugs and rock and roll on Hodak No,
not on the beach there. That's a throwback to the podcast.
Yeah you get good, good podcast. He doesn't like how

(43:32):
dirty it's.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Let's not get into podcast chat here, let's go into
a tune. What's this, Jason?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Do we go into see because the computers so small
and I don't have my glasses.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
It's guns and Roses patients the show.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Podcast Tarvy Danger there on the radio Hodaki Big Show
this Thursday evening from the beautiful mud Away golf Course
and speaking of being in a different location. Great news everyone,
the Big Show. It's going to be on the road
again and we're going to be in the beautiful Nacki
next Thursday.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Fellers, yeah we are. Do you remember Fellas the first
time we did the first time we took it on
the road. Oh yeah, it was. It was unreal. And
that's sort of like, I guess it's your old stomping ground,
isn't it already? Jay? You spend a lot of time
down those ways, on the on the farm, I sad
the family farm there, What bloody beautiful it was. And

(44:25):
we'll be back this time at the New Zealand what
is it Arts and Orto and.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
New Zealand Tello and Art Festival, which is happening next weekend,
which is the twenty third and twenty fourth Saturday Sunday.
We will be there on the Thursday night, which is
the twenty first, will be at Shining Peak Brewing doing
a live show four or seven. Jason, am I write
and saying that that farm and then Tartanuki that was
where your uncle invented carrots.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yes, yeah, he was the first one to eat a carrot.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
It was the first one. It was for human consumption,
up until that point, only been eaten by horses cattle.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
And he was looking at a the horses eating the carrots,
and he went, hang about, I wonder what would happen
if I ate one of those bars. He was pretty
steamed at the time, you know what it's like, and
he didn't have anything to eat, so he saw, I'll
just have one of these carrots, and he went he
had a crunch on a carrot and went, God, that's delicious.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Initially he was following the suit of the cows had
been eating the grass grass fierce. Well that's no good.
The carrots are probably garbage as well.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
But was there like a plark or anything there to
sort of commemorate.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Oh no, No, he was a pretty humble blokecuse he
didn't like to bang on about his achievements.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
So how did the word get out about eating carrots?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Oh? He just told everyone up the pub down the road.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
I thought he didn't like to bang on about it.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Oh, you know, just his mates, I mean publican Now,
I mean, I'm sure if there was social media back
in those days, he would have probably gone on the
social media and.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
People had come over and they'd be entertained. He put
out a tecurary board, would carrots with your hummus and
all those things as well? And yeah, I mean a
local celebrity. I think it's fair to say that Jake
he was Wow, that's amazing. They called him the big carrot,
they did, but that was from years before.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I had nothing to do with the eating carrots.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Oh was that sort of to do with Yeah runs
in the runs in the family. But if you want
to come and see the hot Ocky Big Show live
and you are in the Tartanuki region next Thursday, we
will be there on the twenty first at Shining Peak Brewing.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Come along, get yourself a backbone tea.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Plus we have the New Zealand Legions from brothers inkin
Tartanuki there giving away tattoos. So if you are my
wife or good eating or backbone tattooed on your flesh,
we can make that happen.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Fellas great stuff The Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Well, there you go, your mad barstards. That's the Thursday
Show done and dusted live from the beautiful mudaway A
golf course here in West Auckland. Mogi a three hour
travel for you back to back to home tonight. Mate,
After you get home, what are you going to do
with yourself?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Well, it'll be midnight by the end image and so
I might just head straight off to bed. Sure, although
you know, as I was discussing earlier, I've got a
something horrible is a bruin and my belly, so I
might have to park up in the bathroom there for
forty five minutes to an hour and a half. We'll
see how we go, but I'll update you tomorrow, maybe
the first break of the four o'clock our top of
the show. We'll discuss what abomination I've bestowed on the

(47:21):
toilet at home this evening. We're going to leave with that. Yeah,
we'll do a big poll.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Okay, we can maybe do an improv around it.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
This is a good yeah. How about you guys do
this one and I will just be the narrator.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Or some keezy are You're going to go home, mate,
Effan and Jeff and all the way because you had
a shock at a day. I mean you played a
poll in the I mean you can play some good golf,
but not today, brother.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Thanks brother, No, I really let myself down out there today.
But one of the first things you need to learn
about golf, Jase, and you'll learn this eventually, man, if
you stick at it is you need to not get.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Angry, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Man, So like Ifan and Jeff and getting really angry
at your south that's the first thing you've got to
conquer first, and then after that you will be able
to improve the rest of your golf game.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
So I'm chill man. I don't even care.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, thanks Keezy, that's great. It's beginning to throb a bit.
But on the good news front, I think it's only
a couple of broken bones. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I was just thinking about you on the drive home.
I'm not sure you're going to How are you going
to handle the pedals? Yeah, you might have to stick
a breck on the accelerator and.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah, get the old Google Maps going. No, I'm going
to take it easy tonight. Big day for old hoodie
Jay tomorrow and looking forward to the show of course,
the Friday Throber. Make sure you're tuning and hear that.
We don't have a theme yet, but we'll tell you
what it is tomorrow. Until then, check out the podcast,
check out the Instagram account. You take care out there,
New Zealand. Thanks mate, See you