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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hob Ak you big show show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
She used the crave Worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
Welcome this big, big show, really big, Jason Heights make
minogue and cheesy.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'll get your mad Barsard's great to your company this
glorious Wednesday afternoon, the twenty sixth of November twenty twenty five.
And you, my friends, as always listening to the big
show brought to you by reburg Year.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Crave Worthy street food freshly made with reburg Year great stuff.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Well, we're live from Windross Golf Club, Elton Cleveden here
and Mogie, what are your thoughts make She's a beautiful setting.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
You get know your mad dog. You're six on of
a date.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Look, we've been blessed with yet another beautiful day up
here in the nine first time making my way out
to wind Ross, in particular Windross Farm Golf Club. She's
bloody beautiful mate. Just driving up the long driveway there
and seeing the course sixteen in the way that the
right hand side of the drive, it's a beautiful spot
to her of a drive. It's much further but great place.

(01:08):
Why don't you get the issues a flash, bastard, I
tell you what. I won't be a member out here
anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Neither will I Keys. Neither were you, I imagine because
fellas we're stalking boys at hard An't.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, we're wait tucking it for life. Man.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
It is great to be here. Though we've spent the
entire day playing golf. We've had some great winners a
company us. We went up against Maniah and Jerry. Classic
thing on the line, which was the loser of the
Ambrose Tournament. Will have to cover the other person's show
now just for the audience. Mogi was not a participant.
He arrived once the results had been announced, which was

(01:43):
very excited, exciting. We recorded the announcement of the results
with Jerry and Maniah. That is what you were going
to hear next, after a couple of tunes before Jerry
had to shoot off for seven shark.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yes, so to be clear, I still don't know that.
You still don't know the result, which is so great.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
So we're going to have this real check a couple
of tunes going to come back. The announcement was going
to play out. I'm going to step away, yep, have
I won't be here, and then I'm going to come
back and you guys are going to tell me what
the result is, and I'm pretty excited. Yeah, yeah, because
well I am excited, and I'm excited both ways because
either we won or we last, ye last, what I

(02:16):
get to on the last over the year once again
of the Breakfast Show, which I love doing, and get
to do the Drive Show, which I also love doing.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
So I'm happy either way, Founders, it's win.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Winners, and as I'm concerned, you know, because you know,
should we lose, for example, then it's a whole day
of the Big Show exactly final day of the year.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
How good isn't that just excellent?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
So that was what was on the line one show
covering the other show's first final show of the year,
so the other side gets an extended holiday. So what
you're going to hear after a couple of tunes is
the official announcement of the results with Jerry Menia and
myself and Hoody Jovih.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
That'll be after some new ship.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Is indeed blink one a two there on the Radio
Honarchy Big Show. That's glorious, magnificent. Wednesday afternoon, we're at
the sensationally attractive wind Ross Farm golf course and we've
been going toaded so with the fellows from the Breakfast
show looking for revenge, weren't we easy looking for revenge

(03:19):
after the last debarkle last time we played golf?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Well, yeah, we lost that game, Jase.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
We then had to buy them a steak dinner, which
of course we did do and it was delicious.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
We had a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
We then lost a four by one hundred meter relay
which resulted in us covering their show. So today there's
a lot on the line and I have put forward
that we are whoever loses today's game of Amberros with winners,
we'll have to cover the final show of the year
for the other party, extending their summer holiday.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Well, I actually put forward a financial incentive where you
buy you would pay November, but you guys weren't keen
on that.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
So we settled on covering each other's shows.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well, I think that's we could still review that Manaia.
I mean, let's just see how things set out. And
you know I'm always happing to open my wallet. Chear.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, that's the thing, is Jason.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
It's actually against Jaceon's religion to donate to charity, so
we had to pivot. But Jerry, after that massive rounds,
how are you feeling?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Look, I think we bonded well as a team straight away,
and both Charlie and Tom added a huge amount to
our team. We're actually all very similar golfers, all of
a similar standard. But we were.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Lucky that when we were playing, one of us generally
would would play a good shot of any situation.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
So look, we played very well as a team.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
We complimented each other incredibly well. Yeah, and I'll tell
you we can say the same.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
We had Joe and Kurt with us who were magnificent
and we.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Well, I mean he was hopeless at times but certainly
pulled it out of the bag for us on a
number of holes. And did you pulled us from the
brink keys, But we bonded as a team very much.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
We certainly did.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Now it's time to do the big reveal to find
out who was covering the other show's final show of
the year. We've got big the day show host here.
We don't know we've scored, we don't know what the
opposition to scored. We don't know who's one.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
I wished our round and didn't know who had won
or who had lost. But I said that they've got
the Ladies Summer Cup going on, and if we were
playing against them, even as a four ball Ambros, we
lost by ten strokes.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
We got it absolutely smoked. We are really bad at golf.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
All right, So Big, you've tallied this, and can I
confirm you've had someone check over it.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I haven't had.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Andrew the CEO here at Windos he was the scrutineer.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
So it's been double chicked. Okay, all right, how are
you going to announce first? Bricky?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Gotta announce Bricky's score first?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let's do lay it on us. Thirty three. That's three three,
three hundred on the back nine. What are you groaning for? Jason?
And you've had it double chicked. I've had a double chick,
double chicked?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes, okay, are you ready for it? Yes?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
All right? The Big Show got a score of thirty four.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, it'll be yout We did it, man.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
There were moments. There were moments we thought so off.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
One of the I think it was the fifteenth, we
hit three consecutive tea shots into the drink. Only one
of them just menaced the land on the inside, and
just when knew we had a sniff, we just finished
that round without knowing who had won or who had lost.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
How does it feel, Jerry?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
You don't know how good this feels losing And the
thing about it is for me, it's off the back
of other victories as well. And I would have thought
that because we have beaten you guys so many times,
it would diminish each time.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
The feeling, But weirdly, it actually increases it. And I
actually feel.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Better about this victory.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
And I feel happier about this victory than either of
the other two.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Right, shut it, would you, Jerry?

Speaker 6 (06:43):
The best part is our holiday. Our summer now starts
a day earlier. That means the Friday, the nineteenth, we
get off. I think Tom and Charlie should also get
the Fridays off at their respective workplaces.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's bloody.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
In fact, you guys should have to go and cover
them at their work You know, I.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Look back on that relay and I'm still felthy about it.
I mean, I told you not to accept this. You
know what my wife said to me this morning. I
told her what the deal was, and she said, you
infinite is Well?

Speaker 6 (07:11):
I heard a trailer plague on Hodaki this morning. So
you saying they should cover.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
The whole week? Yeah, I know, well yeah, oh well okay,
so we're donating to November.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
How about this? How about this?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
What if each one of us donates fifty dollars to November?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
You guys interested in that charity?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Sure, but you guys still work out last day. Okay,
looks like we're doing.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Mogi's not going to be happy.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
And I'm sick of people being like, oh, but you're
beating them in the ratings. It's like, I don't care.
I want to be here.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
You know, oh, well well done, fall, well done, good calls.
Make sure you do donate to November. You know, we'll go.
If you're thinking about a mate who you haven't seen
for a long time, give him a call. Man, just
say get out and it's going out a busy or
something around it or a game.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Of golf, that's right. And while you're doing that, enjoy
some pearl jam Black.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Whoo The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey Birosmith.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
There on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show. This beautiful Wednesday, afternoon,
So the announcement has been made. Maggie went out for
a quiet Darry while we chatted with the fellas. He's
back with us now, yeah, and do you want to
tell him keys or well?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Okay, so if you've just joined us, we've had Jerry
and Iah, come on, we've announced who has officially won
the Big Show versus Breakfast Show Golf Game, the loser
of whom we'll have to cover the other person's final
show of the year.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yes, Now do I get to talk about my vibe? Yes?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
How are you feeling going into this? Because you were
the one that encouraged us to put this thing on
the line.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
I didn't want to do it one hundred percent, and
we had a lot of chats off here and my
vibe was absolutely you just got to go for it.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You've got to be in to.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Win, bloody oats, and don't I don't mind losing, but
I cannot stomach not trying. So yeah, we jumped on here.
I gave it quite an inspiring speech to you. Good
fired me out. Then Jace sort of ruined it by
wanting it to be for the whole week, but we
got there eventually, so I don't care. I'm just happy

(09:16):
that you guys took on the challenge, very proud of
you both, and I don't care what the result is
as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
We've already won.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yes, my vibe is, Look, I think we might have
taken out, but I also think it might even be
a draw, So I don't know. Now, we also might
have lost, but I'm not That's not where my heart is.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, right, So your vibe is that we took it
out all we drew. Now before we announced, that's.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Not what I thought your vibe was.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Okay, Yes, Now, Jace, before we announced, how pleased were
you with the round?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
I'm going to be honest with you. It was real solid.
We had the two backbones with us, Joe Curtain and Joe,
and it was probably the best we've ever played.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh god, we got pumped and.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I was very proud of the feelings.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, so get this Mogi as a as a group,
we had three booties, we had five pars and only
one bogie, right, which is really really great going.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
And we're like, none of us were really good golfers. Lost.
What the hell's going on?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
You can't tell me all of that it's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Right, so we've been hammered. Okay, let's go now.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
The official result is you're going to give.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
The scores the Big Show Shot.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
We did give the scores four thirty four, The Big
Show Shot over, which is really great West.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
The Breakfast Show, Mogi shot thirty three.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Are you please now put this on the line again?
And we are now doing the final break for Show
of the Year.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Look, and if it was going to go anyway, it
was probably going to go that way that we're going
to get We're going to get pepped at the post Fellers.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I know good.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Do you know what's funny? Though?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I was talking to we had a debrief talk to
Jerry and and and I was like, seriously, Jerry played terrible.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I played terrible.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
One of their winners, Charlie had an absolute blinder, right,
and so if it wasn't for Charlie we would have
won comfortably.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, right, Well, I do think it's weird that they
got to even include their scores. And if we did
a count back where it was just Breakfast versus we
should do it where it's Breakfast versus the Drive Show.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Look, I I've got to say I'm gasstt by that result.
I would rather lose by fifteen shots than one shot.
And there's so many little moments throughout the morning where
it was like if that was so close, there was
one again pepped by an inch.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
There was one where and when you're putting in golf
and this is boring, friend on that doesn't play. But
if you're about two meters away or closer, you pull
the get someone to pull the flag out of the whole.
I parted it probably like a two meter part. I
can't remember exactly, but it went and hit the flagpole
and then jumped out again.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Right.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
If I had sunk that, it would have been a draw.
And so we it's just stupid stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Like not fault. Yeah, it is my fault.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
I didn't want to do it in the first place.
We've lost again and now we're covering the breakfast show.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Well I am gut it. I am gut it. I'll
be honest. But you know, as we as we said,
it was beautiful out there and the Feelers played real solid.
Everyone pitched in where they needed to and we just
we fell sure, we fell shure.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
And if anyone's wondering, when is this breakfast show going
to be It is the final show of the year, Friday,
December nineteenth, The Big Show will be doing two shows.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I'm busy, I think.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, while was it the nineteenth?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Was it the Hadiarching Big Show? Was Jason, Mike and
Kezy Tune in on radio?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yes, indeed, Lincoln Park there on the radio, hold Ankee
Big Show, This beautiful Wednesday afternoon live from wind Dross
Farm golf Course. We've given Mogi the bad news. He's
taken it like a champion. As a team, as a team,
we've absorbed it. We're looking at the positives and just

(13:11):
fizziting at the prospect of ending the year with two shows.
So it's all going to be good. We wanted, we
wanted to lose, yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
You know, nothing would make me happier than robbing those
guys of the opportunity to bore the country with that
breakfast content they roll out.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Exactly, yeah, exactly. Now victory can I say for New Zealand,
for all New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
It's a victory for the listeners. Thank you now, Fellas
you know, at the moment, I'm in the process of
trying to find a new place to live.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, that's right, apartments.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
An apartment in the CBD is our preference, and she's
proving a bit of a hor of a task. Now,
ultimately what we want is three bedrooms.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Right, So that's because you've got your daughter still staying
with anyone. A guest room, we want a guest room bathroom.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Oh look, we could live with one bathroom, but an
on sweet would be good, plus a main bathroom. A
loft is certainly.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Something loft at an apartment.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
And yeah, well you know, maybe two levels.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, sure, possibly.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
But the thing that's really tripping us up, and it
surprised me is looking at properties the lack of sex dungeons. Yeah,
you would be amazed. It never occurred to me that
when you're looking for a house to live in that
there wouldn't be a sex dungeon in it.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Well, just because I don't even know that, you know,
like when you say sex dungeon, is that something that
your whole family requires?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Is that like a non negotiable.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Oh no, it's just me and my wife, right, yeah
and assorted guests.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah, it does it have to be like a classic
dungeon underground.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Well that's the.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Thing in my head on thinking dungeon that's going to
require another level. And if you're in an apartment, it's
going to be tricky loft and a sex dungeon.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
And that's what we're finding out, Magie. I mean, I'm
we're perfectly happy, of course to have a sort of
fourth bedroom, black out the windows, you know what I mean.
We can, we can adapt in that sense, but it's
you know, it's one of those things you find out
when you're looking for a property that you never sort
of factor and when you start off, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
And have you typed in?

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Have you tried typing in sex dungeon and to trade
me is it a filter?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yes, sex Dungeon has been typed in. Kes. I think
we've come across three at this point and they are
all filthy.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, they tend to be, so you want to spick
and span.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
One one of them actually had a body in it, right,
so you know, we weren't keen on that, you know.
And if there's anyone out there listening actually in terms
of you know, they know a place in the CBD
with three bedrooms on Sweet Main, bathroom and sex dungeon
if they could tax through one three four eight three
and let me know.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yeah, right, okay, would you say it all for a
wine cellar or even a butler's pantry.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Oh, look at a stretch. I could do a butler's pantry.
But you know you've got to have you've got to
have room to swing the wap.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
That's right, And you do sort of need I think
a solid door. There's nothing like walking into a six
dungeon and hearing the clatter of steel as the door
swings too. Yes, you know, those bi folding MDF doors
don't really don't really cut it.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, no, And you a scullery. What a scullery?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Well, a scullery could work as well, but you want
to have something that drowns out the screens.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
You could put like, you know, get some egg cartons
and put them on the wall and stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
You know.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, it's very hard. You can't start putting egg cartons
up on the walls when you're renting. Keasy.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, But if anyone does know.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Three four eight three quitty j six.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Dungeon, is that what you want them to text?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Or?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
No, I mean if they know, I mean, it could
be removed from the property altogether.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, okay, you know it would be in a storage
in a garden. Shit.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
No's that's just being silly.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh okay, has that me being silly?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Do you like the cure?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh yeah, Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Point, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
You're there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
Let's talk some TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Hey, fellas, last night I watched a new show, a stale,
a new show called Ribus.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yes, oh that's the Breaking band.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
That's right, it's a guy for Breaking Dad, Vince Gilligan.
His next project following that huge success. It's a horror
which surprised me a good And it starts out and
it's immediately gripping a bunch of nerds, I like to
call them a nerds sort.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Of keasy, pugsy, sort of gamer boys.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Sort of that sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yes, but if it's possible, less sex appeal, okay, And
they're sort of they're out in the middle of where
with some some of those big satellite dishes there. One
of the nerds has made a discovery and there's a transmission,
a message being sent from out of space and they're
just trying to decipher what this thing is. They're very excited,
as only nerds can get when it comes to that

(18:15):
sort of thing. And they finally work out what it is,
they start to they get to deciphering and put into
effect what the hypothesis is, right, and then cut away
from that excitement to a woman who's promoting a book
that she's selling. She's an author, she doesn't like what
she makes, and she's with her agent. She's doing a

(18:36):
signing at a local bookstore, and then she goes. They
go off and they have a drink, and all of
a sudden, the locals begin acting very very strangely. So
it becomes clear that whatever has come from out of
space is starting to have an effect on the population
of the world. There's fires, as crashes, things aren't looking

(18:57):
particularly good. But for some reason, this particular the woman,
the author whose name I couldn't tell you, she is
completely unaffected by it. So we are seeing what is
happening to the world through her eyes, and it is
bloody good. I don't want to go into too much
detail because you guys will watch it. Definitely are but
alien stuff and what the hell is going on?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Stuff?

Speaker 5 (19:19):
For a and I was talking about this before. J
So often you start watching something and think, oh god,
this is hard game, but we'll give it one episode
and see where it ends up. This is immediately pretty gripping. Yes,
so this is on Rotten Tomatoes. It's at one hundred percent.
I believe the whole show is out, so no finale
to come along and ruin it like Game of Throne
season eight. Yeah, kezy, And it's one hundred percent. And

(19:41):
I give it so far that first episode. I'll give
it four very very firm, solid buzzies.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Wow, I'm excited by that. Magie. That seems right up
my alley.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Where did you watch it? So it's on Apple and
it's all pluribus.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
And because I'll never forget the first episode of Breaking Bad,
very gripping.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Is it's him and the v crashing in the desert.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Walter White's there and his undies and his shirt and
he's got himself into this predicament and then it just
shows that, Like so obviously, starting a series with a
gripping first episode, so hard to do but very effective.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Is it week by week magie or has it all
been released?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I couldn't tell you. I'm pretty pretty pretty sure that
it's all there.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, good, okay, that's me tonight. I've got nothing to
offer on the TV front, Fellas. I was early to
bed for the golf match, no love making, straight to sleep.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, you could go through again. How we lost the golf, Yeah,
we could do that. How many busies do you give
our golf, man?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I give our golf four busies?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, that's right. But the breakfast show four and a
half busies out five?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah. Last night, Fellers, my wife was out late. She
was playing squash again again.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Well yeah, every Tuesday she plays squash, and then after
squash they had squash drinks. It's just a standard midweek
thing to sort of round out the year. So she
came home at sort of two three am.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I don't even have a squash wrecker at home now.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
She wasn't wearing a watched record thinking of after she
was wearing. She was wearing like a mini skirt and
a sort of boom tube. And so she and she
came home. Yeah, but I obviously waited up for her
and cooked her dinner once she got home there and
then I was like, oh, do you want to watch
you when to finished.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Watching that show? We were watching. She's like, oh, no,
I'm pretty tired.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
She kind of slurted at me she's tired.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
So yeah, I can't actually offer much either, but apparently
I asked her. She gave the squash drinks three and
a half busies out of five, so it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Nice, Yeah, yeah, I'm just talking out the window.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Fellers, and there's a couple of guys with golf carts
that look like they're bittery powered or remote control.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
That's walking. They go by themselves.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah, they're all over the place making.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
And also were at wind Ross Farm golf course by
the way, doing the show.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Is he running it on a remote on his phone?
That's an absolute crime?

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like an it's an
electronic robotic golf trund looking.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
At his phone pushing that.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yes, it's it's all over the show. I don't think
I could operate one.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Well, what's he here for? He's looking at his phone.
He could be just keeping a walk and looking at
the Yeah, yeah, for good. I don't know. Man, bone,
huge backbone, royal blood. Just care.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
You're welcome back, your messive backbone. You're listening to the
big show live from wind Dross Farm, a golf course.
I tell you what, it's really fun watching people play
golf while we're doing the show. But there is heaps
coming up after five o'clock, Fellows.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
This certainly is Jace. I feel really bad and really
guilty about something I've done. But I know that you
know I haven't done it out of malice. It's just
I've forgotten, yes, And I just said, you guys are
reassured that I'm not a bad person.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
That you know, people do make mistakes. Yeah, sure, yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
And I'm actually a little bit upset about something that
I want to talk to you fellas about as well.
We'll be doing that after the golf.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Man, it's not the fact that we lost the golf
now that I am upset about that as well.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Actually, Big Show with Jace, Mike and Key tune in
week days and four on Radio Hodach.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Hey, you're welcome back, your messive backbones. Hope you're getting
through hunt day tickety boo. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Rebig.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Gear Craig with his sheet food freshly made with Reburg Year.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
I'm sort of missing the stings, fellers. Yeah, This is
the thing about doing an on site broadcast. Sometimes you
lose the little nuances of your show, like Patsan's magnificent
little reburger stings.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Never mind, mate, never mind, there's always tomorrow in the
next day.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
A few weeks and we'll probably get to do a
few extras on the Breakfast Show. Oh yeah, we should
probably never know that.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
We are doing this live from wind Ross Farm golf
Course in South Auckland, where Breakfast have beaten the Big
Show and as a result, once again we will be
covering their show December nineteenth, which is a Friday and
is the final Friday of the year that either show
will be broadcasting, so they get an extended holiday. I mean,
Jason is a man with negative ten days leave. How
does that make you feel?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Man?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Look like Moogi was saying, Mamogi, we had to take
it on. We had to front up and go all right,
let's do this. I'm guted, Yeah, I'm genuinely gutted. But
also on the flip side, I think about the listeners
out there, a whole day of Big Show. How good.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Yeah, they're going to be absolutely thrilled about it. I
feel nothing but great pride. I love having a crack.
You learn nothing. You learn nothing from not trying.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
You learn a lot more from your losses. You got
to get out there and give it a crack. So
I'm happy with that last when we go into twenty
twenty six with three humongous learning experiences having lost two
games of golf and a running race to the Breakfast Boys.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
So the only way is up for next year? Phellas
can I just.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
If you're just joining us? By the way, we lost
by one shot.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
One shot we did, and it was a winner on
Team Breakfast. It wasn't even Jerry Orman and I. They
played terrible was the one of.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
The winners Charlie who scored, who pretty much carried them apparently.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
But let's not dwell and it fell. Let's let's play
some Metallica instead.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh yeah, The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Kissy Pixies there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon live from wind Draft Farm golf Course.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Fellas had a bit of an event the other night
on the Friday there of course, I've been along to
the New Zealand screen Awards. Hell of a night, Yeah, yeah.
All the local celebrities were out in force. It was
a great time, and we sort of wrapped it up
immediately at the conclusion of the ceremony, myself, my wife
and I made of mine there who was up from
the need, and we went home for a few bears

(25:33):
and to talk about the magic of the evening. And
my mate and I were standing outside there. I'm having
a few responsible bears and a few responsible cigarettes there.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
I think the bears have to be responsible. But the
darts are okay, They're okay, you can okay, good.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
And my daughter she sort of gets awoken by the
noise a little bit, and she hates been excluded from
a party. Yes, so she's gotten up a couple of
times and just hey, how again, And I'd taken her
to bed, and then the wife took it to bed,
and then she took it a bed, was gone a
couple of minutes and then came back out, and then
my daughter immediately followed. And it gets to a point

(26:12):
you'll know this, Jase, where the constant getting up gets
to a point.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Where you're a bit over it. You're done that.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
We're explained it and for example, last night, my daughter
got up for the umptenth time and she came out
and she hit us with the setup for a joke, right,
not not trying to have any kind of conversations, just
literally hitting us with a setup for a joke as
a way to stay up longer.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
So that's how it.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Was really good, but you can't encourage it. I liked it,
and I'll probably talk about that next week. But then
so she immediately got up again and we sort of sighed.
My wife went up and what's the strow? She goes, Oh,
there's something in my bed. The's sake in my bed.
It's like yeah, right, So the wife went in and
saw it out. Then my Maide and I continued talking
and then like a bit out of how my wife,

(27:00):
I've burst out the French doors there and launched something
off the balcony and it was a cockroach. So my
daughter had come out complaining that something was crawling on her.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Oh it sounded like a bit of a stretch and
you didn't believe it obviously, Well.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
No, because that sort of stuff doesn't happen. But sure enough,
and it was a cockroach. But it's not one of
the what I believe in the German ones the house cockroaches.
It was a huge bastard, two and a half to
three inches long, absolutely massive. Now, my wife is not
like on the screen, she doesn't like that stuff at all,
but given our daughter was in imminent danger, she immediately

(27:40):
took her reaction to about an eleven on the Richter scale.
Came screaming out of the house and haft it off
the haft it off the side of the veranda.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
There.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Now that I think created in my daughter sort of
a feeling that maybe this was something that she really
needed to.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Be scared of. Yes, have you ever had any experience
with that sort of thing with it?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
We had an experience with my daughter, one of my girls,
who was twenty five mogi and she'd come back from overseas.
She was unpacking her bag from overseas and a cockroach
scurried out from her suitcase. She screamed like someone had
been murdered in front of her eyes. Like literally everyone

(28:22):
in the family went, oh my god, thinking something and
it was just a cockroach.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, is that all she packed for her overseas trip?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah? Just one cockroach.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
But there's something about cockroaches that freaks the living hell
out of people. That's what I've noticed. I like the
little critits.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Do you reckon? It's the name.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Possibly cockroach, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Like, maybe we should rename them, rebrand them to something
that isn't as repulsive.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Yeah, they need they need to make a make over
with the marketing department, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
You don't mind them.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh I love a cockroach.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, the whole archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Tune in on Radio.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Black Key's there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show live
from wind Dross Farm Golf Course this beautiful Wednesday evening.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
That's right, And if you've just joined us, we did
lose to the Breakfast Show, and now we are covering
their final show of the year, which is Friday, December nineteenth.
You will have the Big Show on in the morning
and in the afternoon as well.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
By one shot.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
No, no, we only just last.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
But a loss is a last Jase, and we just
have to front up now when I head Admittedly, I
headed into work earlier this morning because I wanted to
jump in with them. Heading out south to wind Ross
Fum Golf Course, there was a little bit of a
rush because I'm used to rolling into work in the afternoon. Obviously, Well,
I was in my car and traffic I realized I
wasn't wearing my wedding ring. So not wearing my wedding ring,

(29:44):
and I've got a tan line on my finger where
my wedding ring usually is. And to be honest, I'm very,
very very good. I wear my wedding ring. You know,
out of thirty one days in a month, I reckon
i'd wear it's thirty days, right, I like wearing it,
but I always feel really guilty whenever I forget it.
So happens that today is a bit of a you know,
the whole team's going out to a new event and
there'll be heaps of people there and stuff, and I

(30:05):
feel guilty.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Is that thirty first day of the month where you
don't wear it? Is that always singles night down at
the local bar or ladies' night?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Uh No, not traditionally shagger's night shagars? Is that a thing?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Have you never been to a Shaggar's night, Keezy?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
No, I haven't been to a Shaggar's night, Jason.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
But I always feel guilty, and it just so happens
that my wife knows. I said to her, how I
might end up taxing home after the show night because
we probably have a few beers to squash.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
She won't be there anyway, so I wouldn't worry.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
She's just had squash last night, or right, she's not,
she'll be home tonight. But I always feel guilty, you know,
because it's like, I'm going to this event, there's going
to be people there, and I've left my wedding ring
at home.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Look, I think, Kesy, you know, I've been married for
over twenty years. I've never taken my wedding ring off
one It's just me. Yeah, you know, And I don't
know why you would, but can I weigh yes, Look,
I think that you know your wife hasn't been home
a lot lately. She's been out most nights.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah, she plays touch ands and things.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah. Yeah, And I guess you could say it since
time of year or whatever. I think on an unconscious level,
you're making a statement.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well, I'm not trying to.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
I just forgot because I take my wedding ring off
whenever I have a shower, and I had it on
the base in there because I was putting wax in
my hair and I didn't want to get wax on
my wedding ring.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
You know, right when you say wax, you mean said no.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I mean here wax. Don't start the tree set thing again.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
And so I just but then I worry that she's
going to get home, She's going to see that i'
left it on the you know, the bathroom vanity.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I just don't want to get up. So, but to
be fair, we've been We're pretty secure, we've been together
a long time. She won't give a shit, right, I
wonder what is going on your hair?

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Because, as you say, Jay, so you know I've been
married for you know, coming up ten years. I have
never taken my wedding ring off. Yeah, and I just
don't know why you would I take it off to.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Have a shower.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I think it's a hygiene thing. I don't want soap
scum and stuff underneath my underneath and like it because
it started peeling.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
It's an absolute none issue.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
The whay you get that peel is just because your
body resists the fact that you're newly married. In overtime,
because I had the same thing, you would get a
skin peel right underneath the rest early doors, and then
over time your skin just toughens up.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I don't even have any skin under my wedding ring.
It's just on bone.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Your wedding ring's quite munted. Actually it's quite it's really
misshapen and sort. It doesn't really work, do you reckond
a wedding ring represents like a marriage in a way.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
It's flat on the bottom the akizi as you can see.
And that's that's deliberate.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
You flattened it.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
I did at some point, I can't remember when, but
that's because I never take it off.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yes, right, okay, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Man.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
If you I'm worried about ever leaving your wedding ring
behind because you've taken it off, maybe don't take it off.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah shit, that's good advice, mate. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Red Chili Pepper's there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
live from wind Dry Farm golf Course. Actually, funnily enough, fellas,
I was just going up for a vape in the
in the songs there and one of the old vocals.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
But yeah, or the.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
End was it. And one of the locals who's irregularly here,
this is his home course, he came out to me
and he said made your hair yeah, And I said yeah,
and he said, oh, well we were. We were playing
behind you fellas, and they told us that you were
You were pretty shith house. So we thought we were
going to be bloody slow a's but you were miles
ahead of us. Good on you, mate, good on you.
So I mean we can take something out of the day,

(33:32):
can't we.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
If you're going to suck suck quickly, yes, parts yeah,
it's like a family motto.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
But the thing they're going to suck, suck hard, suck.
It had.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Fellas that something that I thought of.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Was because we lost by one stroke, yes, And to
be honest, there was one part that I sank, but
we were idiots.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
We didn't take the flag out. It hit the pole
and bounced back out again.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
If I had sunk that, if we're taking the flag out,
it would have been a draw. And I was changing
to Jerry and I A and there. It would have
been cool if there was a draw, because we would
have gone to like a put off or a sudden
death or something and I was like, My attitude was, no,
the bit is off.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
We drew.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
We're doing our own shows. I'm not doing any extra work.
You do your show, We'll do ours. End of story, Right,
How do you guys feel about that?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
You got to go for it?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I would have backed to nail.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
The pack, the one hole away from from overturning a
litany of various errors throughout this year. We were just
taken loss after loss.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Now after the lost one exactly.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
But you had an opportunity there to to take a win,
So I think you probably have to go to an
extra hole, wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah? I would have been into.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
That downstairs and the cumulative length determine who the winner
was because a competition.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Because obviously Jason's, as he wants us to believe, is
running a huge downstairs operation. And I know for a
fact that Jerry and and I both have tiny chose.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
A little button mush rooms?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah, well no, I've got a button mushroom. Oh,
I've got tiny chads and you've got a huge piece.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
I've got a field mushroom.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, you've got it. What is the longest mushroom?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
A lion's made o lions made?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
What about what about a.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Noise oyster mushroom Chitucky. We can sit here all days
about what size mushrooms and stuff. But my attitude would
have been so because your thing is like, if you've
got a chance, you've got to go for it.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Oh yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
You're thinking about the lost key. I'm thinking about I'm
thinking about the glory always. You have to think about
what happens if you win, you get you get the
you don't get any yans if you go.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Now I'm more.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Good, and I'm thinking redemption. Yes, you know what i mean.
I'm thinking victory. I'm going to be lying on the
beach with my lions main fat to us and all summer.
It's going to bug me. It's going to be like
a little people under my blanket, under my you know
the fact that we just didn't quite nail it this year.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, yeah, right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
See My attitude is that, you guys, probably he would
be terrible at the poke's or in a gambling situation
because you just think of what would happen if you win.
But you're not always going to mate. You're just going
to make it worse for yourself.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
The Queen of the Nile is yet to let me down, Keysy,
whereas you have let me down three times putting money
in hog and I'll stop.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
His Velvet Revolver.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
The Hllarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in on radio.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Is indeed Velvet Revolver there on the radio Hodlarky Big Show,
this beautiful Wednesday evening live from wind Dross Farm golf
Course and fellows. I wanted to talk to you about
telling this it's been bugging me.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
There was a massive pause, by the way, three or
four seconds.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I know, I know because I was just sort of
going through it in my head. You'll know that I've
been filming lately, uh, and yesterday was my last day.
And what happens when you film and it's your last
day on set, what they'll do at the end of
your last scene, as they'll say to the entire crew, there,
okay everyone, that's the scene. Also, that's a picture shoot

(37:09):
for Jason Hoyd, a picture rap for Jason Hoyt. I
E that's the last scene I'm doing on this show.
And everyone claps and cheers and people hug you and
thanks mate. You were awesome. You were you were huge,
and that had been happening throughout the day with various
other actors, and so I had my picture rap yesterday.

(37:31):
The scene finished. That's the end of the scene. Also
a picture rap for Hoidy j or Jason Hoyt. And
no one.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Clapped, right, so they said it, but.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
No one clapped. Not only that, they all just wandered
off and I was standing on the set and they
turned the lights off, and so I was literally standing
there by myself. No one sort of came up to
me and said, yeah, great work made, or shook my hand,
and you know a lot of people hug Yeah, there
were no hugs or anything like that. And I, I mean,

(38:03):
I know that I'm probably overthinking it, but it sort
of filled me with a slightly bad vibe, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Well, look, that is odd. I've been on you know,
many A shooters as well as you have, Jason. I
have never experienced that where there is just complete silence,
and especially in your case, because as we know.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
You're a you're a prickly character. On set.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
You don't like wardrobe game anywhere near you, to make adjustments,
you don't like makeup coming and to make touch ups.
You don't like filming, you don't like exactly, you don't
like you don't like repeat takes, you don't like other
people having their.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Turn to do this.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah, exactly right. So given that you don't like any
of those things. Look, mate, it's an odd one.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
It's just just because I've never obviously been on a
film shoot or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
But I'm trying. Key, but boy, it's hard work.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
If if you do rap.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Let's say so Moggi for example, when you wrapped on
and it's say the last episode of Willing to Paranormal
Office the Moogi, how long does that sort of you know,
like applause usually go for so in your circumstances.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Well, in my case it went for so long because
there's still a couple of scenes theft they had to
shoot over time.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
The applause went for so long.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
The applause, the crying, there were three huckers wow that
were performed. It was Yeah, it can go for quite
some time. They bring in gifts of as well. I
was gifted a poor number from from the from the
cast and crew, and that was that was pretty special.
Oh look, I mean when you're when you're in that

(39:37):
kind of environment. CAZy, it's like another family.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
It really is your your you're forged together.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
There's long hours, it's intense working environment, and as a
result of that, you you really do feel like a family.
And so when somebody is finished, it's like you're losing
a family. It's they're going away to university or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
So people feel it deeply.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
And so and how many seasons of Will Into Paranormal
were there? There's four four seasons, right, So you worked
on that show for four years, this particular production, Jay,
So how long have you been a part of it?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
I mean for this particular it was ten days. Yeah,
but you know there was there was one young lady
that had been filming on it for a day and
then she wrapped as well, and she got huge kisses
and hugs. Yeah, they even gave her a speaking of presents,
some sort of cast present. Yes, I didn't get any
of that stuff. And you know, I was like, what,

(40:26):
I'm sure it was just an oversight. You know, I'm
sure that everyone had an oversight. Every one of the crew,
like fifty people, they just you know, were trying to
they're under the gun. Mind you, they were actually running
on time. But do you know, I mean, I know
that I overthink these things and it was nothing, and
that they loved me, that it was a special thing

(40:46):
for them to get to film with Ady j the Legend.
So look, I was overthinking it my bed. Yeah they
love me. I'm cool. People love working with me.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Yeah, you don't think this is just a theory. And
I don't know, right, you don't think you like did
a bad job. You don't think it was that.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Kesy The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Kesy Indeed, welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show live from wind Dross Golf Course out
here in Cleveland.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Yeah, it's a bloody beautiful spot if you've just joined us.
We lost to the Breakfast Show and we will now
be covering their final show of the year Friday, December nineteenth,
and Jason also coming up after six. I've just got
there's something I need to I wouldn't say it's a
bone to pick.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I just think I.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Need to have a word with you about something that
has been It's been bugging me a wee bit and
it happened again today on the golf course. All right,
so does golf course related and we just need to
square something. I just did to clear the air just
so that next time we can go out there and
have an even better game.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
If that's okay, sure me in no worries.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
I think I know what it is, and I'm very
much looking forward to that chat because I have a
massive bone to pick.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Hold Ike, sure is your massive backbones? Hope your Wednesday's
going along very nicely. Indeed it is for the boys
on the Big Show line from Windross Golf Club out
here and cleaved and you're listening to the Big Show,
by the way, brought to you by Rebig Gear.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Certainly as Jason Reburg Gear as where you get crave
worthy street food which is freshly made by Reburg Year.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I'm actually thinking to myself, Fellers, on the way home,
I might get a bit of reburg gyear. Oh yeah,
you know what I mean. I'm in a little bit pickaged.
It's just what you get after a round of golf,
you get hungers done.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Yeah you do, mate, Let us know I'm prepared to
put fifty bucks on you.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Not doing it.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Yeah, I'm okay to double that, are you?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
What? What do you? Fellows say?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Well, I think Jason, you like to go on here
and say you're having Reburg year every single day and stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
But I don't actually believe.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Single day can.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I think Rebier year deserve better than that.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Sure, So if I got re big gear tonight, he'll
pay me a hundred bucks. Keezy and Mogie, you'll pay
me fifty, and they will.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Pay you fifty, and I'll pay you fifty.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Now you said I'll go double.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
I'll double that as an old added fifty to double
it and make it one hundred.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Man still one hundred.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
But look even he's still thinking about it, because that
is how much money Jase has.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
That one hundred dollars is like a drop on the
ocean for him.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yeah, Hey, ne Lissen plenty coming up in this hour,
by the way, including Keezy. He's got a bone to
pick with old Hoidy j on the golf course again.
Here we go, Here we go. That'll be coming up probably.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
It is coming up next.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
We'll also have a chat to Andrew, who is the
head of wind Ross Farm golf Course and has run
several golf courses all around the world.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Wow, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Very interesting.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah yeah, But in the meantime, Fellas, I was thinking
we could go into some soundguard and what do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
It sounds good to me.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Kezy Hohodikey Big Show with Jasonoint, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
And Kesey Nirvana there on the radio, Hold Lanky, big
show this beautiful Wednesday evening live from wind Ross Farm
Golf Course.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
That's right down in South Auckland. They're a beautiful place
to play. We did lose to the Breakfast Show today
with us by one stroke and as a result we
are covering the final show of the year for them.
They get an extra day's holiday and we get to
an extra show on the final day of the year,
which is Friday, December nineteenth.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Now, the way this tournament worked is it was Ambrose.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
It was two winners and myself and Hoidy j up
against two Breakfast winners and Jeremy Wells and Minia Stewart.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
And we started off really well, didn't we.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Jace, Yeah, we're pretty similar that thank Keith. Yeah, well,
I think we were pretty solid the whole round.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
We were we were we parted the first hole, which
is really good. We then birdie the second one, part
the third hole, and then we had a bogey eventually
somewhere in there, which is when Jace your form of
encouragement switched from being like this is great, guys, you
know this, We're going really good.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
This is great to hey, guys, we should try.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
And get a birdie here and just really putting the
pressure on where and you know that I will fold
under that pressure. And you turned it on to come on, Kezy,
a birdie. Come on, Keezy, a really big drive, nice
and straight man, Come on, Keezy, do it for the team, Kezy,
all this pressure and then when I fold and we
end up covering breakfast and like, I'm not saying it's
one hundred percent your fault, it's ninety percent my fault,

(45:21):
but I need you to be like, Kezy, I don't
care what happens.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Man, I love you regardless, you know.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Oh look, I love you regardless. Now, Moggie, can I
correct the record here please? I was like I had
a feeling that they were, you know, doing pretty well,
and it was like, encourage a team. Let's go for
a boodie here. Fellers is so hard. And I said
to Kesy and I quote, you got this, Keysy straight
down the guts, mate, Yeah, that's what I said.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Money went on.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
This is why I fold. I mean he hadn't paid
one straight down the guts all day. So I don't know.
I don't know why me encouraging him makes it any different.
It was meant purely is encouragement. You got this, you're
going to send it down the gaps.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Well, you're there to encourage your teammates.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
I would have thought the alternative there would have then say,
I don't bagger it out, don't eff up Keysy going
through a shocking bastard.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
You didn't do that.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
No, you're trying to be the wind beneath his wings.
Keysy is trying to be there for you, brother, He's
trying to support you.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
I believe in you, man, and I'm trying to support.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Against all the evidence. He believes in you.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
They will never give up on you, Key fight. The
evidence to the contry just.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
A litany of errors throughout the year. I don't need
wind beneath my wings. I want to fly in a
completely windless environment.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
I just want to be able to just fly normally,
no pressure here or there or anyway, and that's when
I fly best. So whichever wherever the wind is coming from.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
So you want me to be silent, but I don't want.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
You to be silent.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
I want you to just be like, hey, fellas, as
you know, I have to do a good shot, that's great,
all good. If I do a bad shot hard like
Kezy Org instead of cussing me out and swearing afterwards, Bogy.
I didn't want to say, but he was a shocking
It was terrible.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
That is palpably untrue. I can't but I'm disgusted.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Queens of the stone Age there on the radio Hot
Archy Big Show This gorgeous Wednesday evening live from wind
Ross Farm Golf Club. It is an absolutely stunning course.
We had the pleasure of playing it today, of course,
and we've got the general manager of said course, Andrew
yamaan bastard. How's life?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
No budget? So how's it going?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah, very good, thanks mate, Absolutely love the course. I
was having a chat to one of your regular members
out there and apparently you were telling him that we
were shithouse at golf and that we were going to
take ages to complete nine holes. Is that true?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Andrewsolutely. I said, get these boys off as soon as
you come. It's absolutely horrendous. Yeah. No, no, no, seriously, no,
all good, it's all good. Andrew is am I picking
up an Australian. Excellent there man?

Speaker 7 (48:11):
Yeah, yeah, Brisbane actually yeah, South Brisbane. No, I'm from Scotland,
the regional.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Yeah. Yeah. Now the Felmows were saying, and I think
it was Keysy was telling. I mean, this isn't the
first place that you've managed in terms of golf courses.
Where else have you been around the world? Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
God, Spain? Oh managing a Spanish golf course?

Speaker 7 (48:33):
Hang on, I've been in Spain. I've been in the
Middle East. I was in Dubai.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I have been in Shanghai in China as well.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
Wow, looking South Auckland, I tell you what, Papakura Golf Center.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Baby, No, no, it's no, it's it's all good. It's yeah.
I've been around the world. Yes, it's been good.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
So you know, and what makes you you know, why
aren't you still in Spain? Why an't you still in Shanghai?
What was it the about the allure of the Cleveland
South Auckland region.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
I just really love Paie mate, I mentioned cheese reason.
I've never had pis like that in my life.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Rightly, and so I was worth uprooting and coming down
to New Zealand just for that. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, mate, it's an absolutely beautiful course.
How many sort of members are you're talking about here
on this particular course.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
We're just under eight hundreds, okay, yeah, fairly busy please, yes, yeah,
very busy.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah, And like how many is the dream amount for you?
Or the dream amount it would be twenty thousand, Well.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Yeah, twenty thousand and four pin Yeah, no, No, we're steady.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
We're very steady.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Because you don't want too many though, right, you don't
want people to not be able to get on, but
you want enough to sort of. Yeah, So you're in
a bit of a sweet spot at the moment.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, we are. That's exactly where we're at. Yeah. Yeah,
And I know Pugs are our producer. Pugs.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
He's been about an hour or so out there disgracing
himself on the driving range, which I believe is brand new.
It's got the screens, it's got the shot tracer and
all that stuff. And I believe you're taking the credit
for bringing that here.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
I certainly am so. Yeah, we redeveloped the range. We've
just done a whole redevelopments or brand new, brand brand
new balls, brand new mats, top trace of technology. You
can have drinks, you can do whatever you want done.
Then just have just have a great time.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Right, So is it available to only members or is
it the sort of thing you can come out here
a whole group of mates, dressed like absolute animals, drink
fifty beers and just like yourself at home.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
You've nailed it.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Absolutely, you can come out as a casual and get
stuck into that.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
That's what we want.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
We want everyone to come and Joe golf, loan golf,
play golf, have fun.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, that's what we want.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Just on that front, Andrew, I mean, how are you
as a golfer?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I used to be good? Yeah, but what does that mean? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
We all used to be good.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I never was.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
You know, that's true. What sort of handicap you're running?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I don't have one, right, but if you had to estimate,
what would you say? Would it be single figures. Yes, yeah,
that's really really really similar to me. And what's it?
What is it like?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
You know, for example, when you say you're in a
golf course in Spain, what are they doing in Spain.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Compared to here? Like is there a caref of sangria
at halfway? Is that sort of thing that does?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:12):
Loads of sangria pala and you just yeah, you play
golf in the sunshine and yes, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Ye, that is the dream.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
That is your dream job, Jase, that would ultimately be
my dream job. Now, Andrew, where are your place right now?
If people are going, geez, I'm in this sort of area,
I want to get into the golf. Yeah, open to
sort of people signing up. What's the story?

Speaker 7 (51:33):
Yeah, listen, we've actually we've just lost a new things.
So this summer we've got the Summer Pass and basically
we're run. We're run a promotion anytime after two o'clock
as as you know, you can come and join and
you can play unlimited golf any day of the week
after two.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Yeah, there's plenty of time. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
So what's happened is a lot of people the finishing
work or you know, there's nothing to do in the afternoon,
let's go play golf, and that's what we've just launched.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It's been really successful.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
So that's that launched about two weeks ago and we've
already had like fifteen sixteen sign up. It's only thirty spots,
so get in quick, you know. So I see your
eyes or not. I think you're forgetting about the fact
that you've got a drive show. That's sort of right
the afternoon there.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Yeah, well you know there's a lot of water to
go under there. Well no, Andrew, seriously, mate, it's been
an absolute pleasure. It's a beautiful course. It's a beautiful course,
greens fiercely quick.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Maybe do you want to slow them down a bit?

Speaker 3 (52:32):
You give you put a bit of water on them?
Maybe on Bloody Glass.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
I know.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
The thing is my superintendent.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
I think he's quite volatile to people and that he
likes them to not enjoy it. So yeah, so we
just run it really, really hard, really fast.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
That's what we do.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Bloody Hey, Andrew, GM and wind Ross Farm Golf Course.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Do you like Lenny Kravitz?

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I do.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
That's really right. You're in luck.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Check it on the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Aason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Ac DC there on the radio. Hodankey Big Show Live
from Winddrafs Farm golf Club. But fellas, I think we
should give out some advice.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Gmail dot com, get a get in touch with the fowlers.
What I love about this is that you guys are
singing there in a golf club, country club on a
Wednesday afternoon. There's a whole lot of old fellows turning
around and looking at the weird guys singing in the corner.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Meet Petty Nips sixty nine. They know exactly what that is.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Some filthy bastards here.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
I can tell there's a there's a really a mail address.
It is Meet Petty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.
If you need advice on anything, get in touch. It's
one hundred percent anonymous and you can win a fifty
dollars Reburg about you. This one comes in feelers from
anonymous anonymous female.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Oh okay, good, get a big show.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I'm one of the eight backbone women who listen to
your show. I want advice on how I could get
my mates to listen in Too very Good. Maybe if
Jace could lie about being younger, that would give the
show a younger, hipper edge, or perhaps Tony could have
his own segment.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Ladies love a bad boy, cool cheers.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
So anonymous female trying to figure out a way to
convince other females her mates to listen to our show.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Right, and Tony, that's you, Keys when you've got your
Tony denim jacket on your audio visual jacket. Yeah, and
you could have your own segment, because Tony is a
bad boy.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
He's got a denim jacket.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
I do have my own segment. It's what's on the
dinner or is it what's on the tea with me dinner?
I can't remember what it's called. But I already have
my own segment. And I don't know if that's working
to get a cooler, younger edge. I think it's always
doing the opposite.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Did I get the gist right? Here? Was she saying
that I was old?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (54:52):
She may she.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
I think she was saying that if you were even
even younger. Yeah, because what about what's on the cleaning
the house with me? Keysy or Tony? Well, I don't
understand what would that do? Well, you want to do
things that really interest people that core audience member and
so I think the one thing that is missing on

(55:14):
the Big Show is we don't do any cleaning chat.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
We can't just start doing cleaning chat to appeal to females.
Is that what you suggest it?

Speaker 5 (55:20):
That is absolutely not what I'm suggesting. And I think
it's shocking that you automatically assumed. That's shocking me. You're
a shocking bars. We wouldn't it be handy keysy if
people could tune in and find out how to get
stains out of their clothes, for.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Example, couldn't agree more and you know, at the same time,
we could save people money as well, you know, in
terms of cleaning. For example, Magie, you gonna have a
little hack.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Like lemon juice, thank you, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Club soda, Club soda. When my brother lived. When my
brother lived, I think it was in the Philippines. The
people they used to have to hire help. It was
part of their setup that they had to do that.
And they used to like clean the sinks and things
like that with pepsi. Right, they pour a can of
pepsi into the sink and that would just flush.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, well those are great tips, those are hot tips.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Yeah, what about if we actually included maybe some female spots,
so we could have a guest host come in straight
off the bed. I'm thinking off the top of my head.
Kesey's wife comes in and starts talking about squash.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
And going out, going out and playing.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Squash at the lady.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
How do I get out of the house five days
a week? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
She only plays every Tuesday, Fellas, as you guys know,
and touch on the Monday there and then work drinks
this coming Thursday. Admittedly, I don't know if I want
my wife on this show. You know what I mean
that I'd be keen.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
But that's the issue, Jays, you'd be too keen. I
think the show.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Hey, well, how about how about this fellas in terms?
I know it's a radio show, but we make a
lot of videos. What about Mogie going topless?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Oh, there we go. What's what to appeal to the females?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
You know, well, we're going to appeal to a little
lots of people.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
We could actually do that as a as a team.
Topless Tuesday, yeah, topless Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Well yeah, but I don't know if we want our
meat Petty.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
He was so close to saying, Keezy, there's seeing.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Our meat petty notes when everybody knows, yeah, it's Kezy's lane.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Stop trying to steal my shit. All right, So we're
going to land on. Mogi's going to host a segment
about cleaning and I'm going to be shirtless. Was on
a Tuesday, and I think Jase HER's saying you should
lie about your age would work.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
So what are You're thirty nine?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
So maybe twenty eight, twenty?

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I think, say you're twenty eight. How do you feel
about lying about your age though? Because I know you're
a pretty honorable guy.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Oh. If there's one thing that gets deep inside may goat,
that's people that lie about their age.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Right? Are you happy to do it?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Why are you doing? I mean, I'll do it for her.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Right, Okay, all right, we'll lock it an anonymous. Hopefully
that helps.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
And I'm excited to see our female listenership go through
the roof.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Hurdarchy Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissey.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Well, there ye go your mad baskets. That's another bit show,
done and dusted and fells. There's been an absolute pleasure
coming out here to win dross from a golf club.
I'm hurting. I'm a little bit guttered by the outcome,
but jeez, it was good to get out on the
course again and have a whack.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Yeah, well, pretty lucky, Jason. It's a lovely place. We
had golf carts, we had snacks, we had Jerry and
Mania and some great winners there. We lost, so as
a result, we will be doing the final breakfast show
of the air on December nineteenth, which is a Friday.
But I thoroughly enjoyed myself and it's a beautiful evening.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Very lucky, aren't we Very lucky?

Speaker 5 (58:50):
And from my side, I'm proud of you fellas for
giving it a nudge out there, how bloody good and
look lost the first one by four, strokes, lost this
one by one. Jeez, they better watch out next to
year a, fellas, they better watch out.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I don't know if I want to wager anymore covering show, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
It's easy, keysy, keysy, All right, fine.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Let's do it again in there now listen. It's been
an absolute pleasure. Make sure you go on the Instagram,
by the way, because old Buggle Sun has been going
hard core, posting videos all over the shop. Also check
out our podcast A podcast out shoe and highlights package
of the show. Old pugsn has been going hard out

(59:33):
on those as well. But from wind Ross Farm golf
Course from the Big Show, you have a great night.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Well chat tomorrow, see you then see you. See it
for