FULL SHOW: Maggot Monday

On today's show, Jase has a freeeeeaky dream, Mike's being weird with the listeners, and Keyzie brings Pugs in to address the latex-covered elephant in the room.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Show with Night and Day. Every Tuesday in
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome to the Biggest Showing is our biggest show, biggest
biggest is speak the big Show, which just nice.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
And I'll get out your mad Barstard's great to every
company this Monday afternoon. It is the twenty fourth of
June twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by Night.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Day.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Who running out of bloody? He has steam there at
the end of it for old haughty j But I
tell you who isn't running out of steam. He's got
a full head of steam on, looking like a scallion
as always, Maggie, your backbone house life.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I'm pretty grass so your megat excuse me, yeah, you
mega maggot did it? Starts?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
This is the thing. This is a new thing.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
This is a new thing we're doing. Everybody is a
filthy old.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Megas a big show. Maggot.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
You're a maggot and you get maggoted, all right, So
that's a new thing we're doing now. And yeah, bloody,
good weekend. Great to be back on Monday. Maggot Monday
as we call it now here on the Headache Big Show.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Totally mate, Keysy eyes to the front first and foremost.
You had a massive weekend as well. You've got a
bit dowey eyed today and dear, but as always, mate,
being the backbone that you are, you'll pull through.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'll pull through. Hoidy J. It's good to be here
you maggot.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, this is this is a great.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Face, so good text maggot to three four o three
if you want a fifty a night and day about
your big show coming up, Hoidy J.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, there's a big show. Actually is a lot going
on of course, trade wars and your chance to win
five hundred bucks cash. We've got a lot of sport
to cover as well.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh the footy, the rugby union.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's all go man, that's for sure. Yeah. And also
just on that that maggot thing tick through a mate
of yours, nominate your maggot untell why he or she's
a maggot, and you'll win a night and day out
for maggot Monday.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah nice, And it's cook off with the chair.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
The whole Achty Big Shows with Jason Hoyt Mike Minogue
and Kesy.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
She hun't there on the radio.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Hold Achy Big Show this Monday afternoon, eleven minutes past
four o'clock. Incidentally, hope you all had a good weekend
out there, and if you didn't, feel free to text
us on three four eight three and we'll talk you
down and talk you through it. Speaking of text, Keezy,
do we get any text for maggot Monday?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Maggot Monday's going off? Pointy j your maggot, maggots, maggot, maggot, maggot, maggot,
two stroke maggot and it continues.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah. I thought the idea was that people were going to,
you know, send in who they thought was a maggot
on this Monday.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oftentimes, when we're doing a new Sigma Jason, it takes
a while to connect. Yeah, sure, the dots for people.
So yeah, we'll get it over the course of the
next sort of five to ten years. We'll nail it down.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Every day for five make it Monday. Oh yeah, okay,
that's cool. Hey, Fails, I've got some breaking news. By
the way, Is that okay?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
This is breaking news.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Always makes me nervous.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, same same, Actually, God always on the edge of
the seat.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Can I just do to restart there? Can I just
do the breaking news straight away after the sting starts.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
You've got to be quick, ye, go straight into it.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
This is breaking news, which.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Often happens on a Monday. I find actually, do you find.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
That you've got like a couple of days of news
that have sort of backed up?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
And so then you know, we just sort of get
to release it now.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, you've got a backup of news.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Release that. Okay, I wanna try one more time. I'm
gonna come and straight away a right to just let me.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Dump of news.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, this is breaking news.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
You could actually call it the news steamer with keys.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, you could actually massive.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
News steamer news load with me?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Keasy do yeahs bet crust monkey, bod.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
What are we even doing here right now?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Key, you've got some breaking news.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well, this is an important breaking news. That's not the
first break on our Monday shot. This is breaking news
all right, Here we go. This is breaking news. It
was so cold last night. It's getting colder, you guys.
Notice that.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
I don't want the breaking news button to start being undervalued?
Can I say that up front?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
K kaha, man, do you guys not agree that it's
getting a lot colder? Last night was so cold. I
remember I woke up in the middle of the night
because I had a nightmare and my arm was out
and fell on my arm had been in a fridge.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Mate, I went full nude last night for the first
time in ages, and Chuck Madouvey off as well.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I was hot.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I was sweaty as my old bullos sticking together the
old thigh there. This morning, I went out because she
who out myndies because it was so steamy, and did
a bit of gardening.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Right, is it hot?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Okay, you were saying, Mogie that when you're at the
gym today, your veins were popping.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
It was so steamy, fear popping.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, So you guys aren't cold. I was freezing. No, No,
it'd be good, not at all. That's all good. Hey. Anyway,
Charlie gubbin up next to the chap's Okay, you coming to
hear from that maggot. I hope you hear the first
part of the show where we were joking about calling
people maggots. He doesn't think I've just randomly called him
a maggot.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yeah, I hope so too, Casey.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Here's harm hurd Ikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Going to the stone Age here on the radio. Ho
nnkey Big Show. So the Warriors played this weekend the
good and with that in mind, we've got that backbone,
that legend and ex Warrior Charlie gub on the line
with us. Charlie, what was that over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
No, they've got no answers for your We just really
got our cheeks, Clapp, didn't.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
We Seriously, we were just talking off here and I'm
being I'm being serious here. When you pull out a
performance like that, something's not right, something's going on.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Surely that's like from the outside looking and you'd think so,
But I don't know, Like when you look at the
other teams that have been smashed like that, the Sharks
had it done to them maybe a month ago, I
think forty eight or something down and obviously that was
rus Melbourne. We did it to the rabbit Os and

(06:58):
they had stuff going on. But I don't know. I
hope it's just one of those things where the boys
were just twenty percent off, do you know what I mean?
And The Titans do have a lot of points in
them when they get their tails up, but we just
didn't have that resilience to stop the bleeding. Talking to
a few of the boys, I know they're super embarrassed.
It wasn't It's not like what people say, Oh they

(07:20):
got no pride in the jersey, this and that. It
was just they just stuffed up, you know, and they
they own it. They're gutted. But I think, yeah, looking
at the team, we're not that. We're not a bad
like it's guttering like, but it is what it is.
You know. We just got to get up off the
canvas and can't dwell on it. Everyone can put the

(07:42):
slipper in, but you just got to write it out.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Absolutely, Charlie, you get a mate kezy here? At what point?
Because I think we ran the mats on this in
our award winning and our our podcast Mad Monday, and
the Warriors need needed to win before that game seven
of the final ten games to you know, make it
into the postseason, make sure they still have a crack
at things. This year, we've now lost against the Titans

(08:06):
to win twice including the Anzac Day one, to win
seven of nine. Do you think it's time now, even
though he likes to hold fast and stick with his positions,
is it time to do things like rts to fall
back charts and the centers are in five eighth again,
maybe Sean Johnson give him a few more weeks off
and it to mighty run the team, Like, do you
think it's time to start doing those sorts of things.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Oh yeah, maybe he definitely needs to have the conversations.
But I think he would do it if he thought
that was the answer. But you know, if we can't
win those games anyway, you know, when one seven from
nine or whatever it is, then we probably shouldn't be
we're not competing for the finals anyway. I don't know

(08:48):
what the answer is, whether it's Roger to fall back
and all that sort of stuff. So I know when
I was playing, people used to think say, oh, they
need to put Mono at prop and sorry about that
and all that sort of stuff, And when you're playing,
you're like, it wouldn't work. Yeah, I don't know. It's hard.
It's hard being a fan because you're not in there,

(09:10):
you know, five days a week, seeing what's what they're
what they're doing in team review and what the actual
problems are.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
And I did find it weird after the game. There
we've sort of got all the fans are putting the
boat into Sean Johnson and saying he's got to go.
But when nobody is making any tackles whatsoever, I find
it hard to blame Sean Johnson.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Yeah, that's right, And I think Web said it well
after the game. He said, if we were, you know,
making our tackles off the forwards, front it up and
then Sean didn't fun up, we could talk about them,
but you know, they were bluss enough everyone else's shoulders
and they weren't getting any front football. It wasn't really
a halfbacks game anyway. But yeah, I can see I

(09:52):
can see the things, you know, people pull up stats,
you know, with zero from six with Sean it there.
But I think for our team to be at best
to be a real finals chance, seaw needs to be
playing well anyway.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Like Yeah, and I guess that's a problem that he
just hasn't played well all year, has he? So you
can see people thinking. But yeah, after that game, I
didn't think it was right to blame him.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
One question, Charlie is it wasn't until we were down
by about forty something that we used our last two
interchanges and actually put Tom Harley and Jacob Laban on
the field, where throughout the season those young boys coming
off the bench have actually added some fizz, you know
what I mean, and sharpened us up. Why do you
think you know they're making these older blokes like two

(10:34):
who play right the way through until we're absolutely out
of the game, and then finally putting these young guys on.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
Yeah, that's why I don't really get it. Lots of
coaches do it too. They'll leave like a real aggressive
guy on the bench for the whole game or not
Pottermand but I don't see the mirror and doing that.
But yeah, maybe he was just so had tunnel vision,
you know, just gutted shutting down the mic that forgot

(11:00):
he had those guys on the bench, like yeah, right, childish.
But it does happen to coaches. They just get so
entrenched on what's going on.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
But yeah, right, Charlie, Finally, mate, it's time for the
Porter King Charlie Player of the.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, Charlie, why don't we call it cool Mego of
the Week.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
The Megan of the Week. Thanks to Porter King, your
number one porter Loo solution down there and willing to
mate who you're nominating.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Nominating like you'd almost want to give it to Cam Career,
wouldn't you. But you've got to give it the worry
out for Murray Martin.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, he scored out one try to there eleven, so
fear enough and he.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Didn't get thrown off with an absolutely magnificent hep drop.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh yeah, that was that there. I'm so surprised didn't
get sent off for that. Oh well, Charlie, thank you
very much for joining us.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Mat.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hopefully next week you're on to discuss a win over
the Broncos.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
It's definitely a tough call, you know, picking up on
a Monday, but one of those points we just got
to get up off the canvas, just keep going.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, that's what I keep saying. So thanks Charlie.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
You see mate The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodiki.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Matella there on the Radio Hodaky Big Show this Monday afternoon. No,
I just want to remind everyone about the talk back
option that we have on Radio Hodaki. If you go
on the iHeartRadio app, you'll see there's a little microphone
that you can push and send us messages directly to
the studio MOGI.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
It's pretty amazing.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
It's pretty amazing, and I think maybe people have forgotten
about that. But having said that, we did just get
a talk back. This is what they sound like.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, this is from Chris Tate who sent this one,
and thanks Chris.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Just a question for old bug Zam for Connie check today.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's no secret.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
He's got a large stop pole of the rubber Joey's
there wondering is he using them to get intimate with
another person or is he sort of heaven just a
posh go at himself if you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Cheers boys.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
That's a good question, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
It is a pretty fancy go at yourself when you
start wrapping yourself up.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah. The only thing I could only reason I could
think of for that.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Would be mess Okay, So if you don't know what
Connie chat is, it's a new segment. Pugshan insisted on
doing it, after all, he is the Rubber Joey King. However,
of late, after suggesting the idea and suggesting that we
do it as a weekly even daily segments, lately, he's
run out of confidence and doesn't seem to want to
come in and do it anymore.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
I don't know why he's adamant.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
He doesn't want to do it anymore. Keesy, Yes, And
it's heartbreaking in some respects because that was such a
winner Mogi, you know what I mean. And the amount
of to and fro we were getting with the audience
was quite spectacular. So that's a shame.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
I don't think I've seen that kind of a reaction
to a segment that we've done ever. Can I say
that ever? Immediately people were just enthos thrilled. I just
couldn't wait to be a part of it, couldn't wait
to hear about the updates around Connie's and now to
have pegs on who to be fit. He likes to
work in the background. Sure, you know we're shining a
light on him. He doesn't want to. He's avoiding the limelight.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
There hasn't been as much, sort of few areas. I
think the last time it was like this was two
Stroke Hardy J.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
To Stroke Hardy J. Probably Janet Jackson's Nips.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are the big three, so Keyesy's
Midnight Steamer probably yeah, you meet Petty Nips, Yeah, Petty
naps monkey pawn got a bit of a tackle too.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
But so what we're going to do, Fellas is we
have to address this and we have to park it.
We might do it after five though, because we need
to just nip this whole thing in the bud because
it's just hanging over.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
It and I'm going to keep on going with it.
But it's pegs. It's not keen.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, I'm keen.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
It's not our Well, look, no one's keener than Houghdy
j Twitty.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Trade wars, sure, tools down and Liza, it's super liquor
Trade wars. Time time to spare?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Trade, yes, trade against trade? Alright, keezy, just how into
it my frame? Give that wheel a spin?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Alrighty, thanks for super Lucky. You can win some cash
if you are the trade that we land on, give
us a call straight away. And eight hundred ho ducky.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
What is it it is here?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Medical professional?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, they haven't had that one yet.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
So if you're a medical professional, oh eight hundred Hoducky
gets stuck in And who will they be going up against? Mechanic?
Oh or just automotive industry. I think if you're a
mechanic in any way, shape or form. Give us a
call eight hundred, haducky, and you can win five hundred
ways shapes or forms. Can you be a mechanic?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Oh, diesel mechanic, diesel mechanic, car, mechanic, auto, auto mechanic,
irene here anautical hovercraft.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I just want to say something, fellas. I noticed the
phone lines were going off before we'd even decided what
trades we were going to do. What's that about?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, there's a lot of people that obviously are medical professionals.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Yeah, but we hadn't got to that yet before they.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Know when it's on. Man, they're not stupid.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Okay, No, that's all good.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Dorry pugs. Make sure that they're differently the trades they
say they are.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
They better be.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
In the meantime, he's radio here.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
With aking Big Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Let's go to the trade?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Was super lick a scoreboard?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yes, indeed, trade against trade? Get a stiff your massive backbone?
What do you do for a crust massive backbone? Hard
jack of that? How's the nursing life treating.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
You to yaka?

Speaker 8 (16:59):
Tough work?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
But someone's got to do it?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Does that's good?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Ship?

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Should we just give us stiff the five hundred now?

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
We'd be but hey, we've also got Josh on the line.
Josh Amed Bassett, how's life?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
He did not go it?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Good man, good mate. And you're a mechanic obviously, yeah,
well automotive engineer actually the correct terms for it.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yes, sweet?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
What what?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
What are you sort of specialized in? Josh?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Actually?

Speaker 6 (17:27):
Wise?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
And who I actually work for?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Here?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
And cross your back? All right, team, this is how
it works. Okay, we asked three questions first or two?
Whens Your buzzer is what you do for a profession.
So Stiff you say nurse, Josh, you say mechanical. Right?
Are you ready to go? You're fired up? Yeah? Really awesome,
let's do this.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Okay, here we go. What kind of chat is Pugson
famous for?

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Nurse?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Stiff?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Chip check?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I'm going to give that it was Connie, but I
will ship chat as well.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
At the current T twenty World Cup, who did it?
Afghanistan just beat in their last match.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
Stiff Australia.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
That's a clean sweep.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Sure is this morning on radio?

Speaker 4 (18:40):
He cheating?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Pas to be listening?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's good? Well, Stiff, you've just won yourself five hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
The beauty of that stiff is that you can walk
into the hospital tomorrow. You can look your boss in
the eye and you can tell them to shove it
with the sun, don't shine because you are rich.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Yeah, got do it.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
No worries, step, We'll chuck you across to Paksan and
Studio B, who might have a word to say to
you about his ship chat.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
And thank you very much for playing Josh. This game
will be back again tomorrow. Your chance to win five
hundred dollars thanks to our great friends at super lickor
chairs to that flowers you know what I.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Mean, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
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Speaker 3 (19:40):
To do that right now feels you better. He's Guns
Roses of the Hurdiking being shown podcast Guns and Roses
there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon
now plenty coming up after five o'clock. I had a
freaky dream last night, feels which I want to talk
to you about because I'm convinced it was telling me

(20:00):
I'm about to die.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, it was spooky.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
It was spooky keezy?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Say?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
It has also Rugby super Final chat Rugby?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yes, which isn't that called super Rugby?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I was a little bit sort of off in my
prediction saying the Chiefs by five. But we'll get into
that after five o'clock. What else have we got?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
The main thing we need to do after five o'clock
is pugsn is absolutely terrified of coming into the studio.
We need to nip this in the bud because of
Connie Chat. He thinks he's going to come and do
Connie Chat and I want to. I want to look
into his eyes and promise no more.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Con I can understand it though, because you two have
been stitching a maple front and center. I took a
couple of days off last week, and while I'm away,
all the trust with then the team has absolutely disappeared. Yes,
and I blamed myself. I knew I shouldn't have left
you alone, Magi.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Just between you and me, mates, it was always kesy,
what do you guys, I said, after the first time
I see Kezy, can you speak trust man?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Too far?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You know it's too far? What so? Yeah, I hear,
I hear your brother, I hear you all that.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
After five o'clock the.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Hold Ike, looking back your massive backbones. Hope your Monday
is going along tickety boo. You're listening to the Big
Show brought to you by night And well that was
pretty good.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
That was not bad, really good, excellent. That's how you
do it. Keyzy.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Hey, Yeah, they.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Did say in the news there, and it is exciting
the naming of the first all black squad under Razor.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I had a great conversation with him last night on
the old phone there. He was just going through his
selections with me. Pretty exciting team I've got. I'll be
announcing that at around five thirty.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
We will be well, I think we should have announced
it about quarter past since you've had the heads up, okay, sure.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you know, well, yes.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Of course, I'll just get the school. I just breaking news.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
I just don't know how coach sure it is for
me to release it before it's actually properly released.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
I would worry about it, man, You sure?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, yeah, this is breaking news over to you. Jason.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Did you guys notice a fog this morning?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
That it was so intense And I'm going to talk
about that next actually because freak me out?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Are you not doing the all blacks?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Ah? Is that what you wanted me to do? Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
We don't worry. We run out of time now.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Ah right, okay, ah, love me a bit of Lenny
remember that time is pants split open as downstairs popped
out totally man.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Good times make easy. Yeah, I'll show you now.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Can you just google Lenny Kravitz's down stairs pops out
of his leather pants when they split. I've got hashtag
good eating.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Got it on a Bookmark bar you mate, No worries.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
The Hurdikey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in and four.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
On Radio ho Jane's Addiction There on the Radio Hodaki
Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time five there end. Now.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
If you've been listening to The Hockey Big Show for
the last couple of weeks, there has been a regular
segment that has gone down really well with the listeners.
It's called Connie Chat with pugsn our producer. He is
an expert on all things rubber Joey's. However, he's not
that into it and that's resulted in him now being
too scared to ever enter the studio.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Can I just say that we started this up when
Kesey was away Jae s didn't we coch chat and
it was as a family friendly segment of the show.
Everybody loved it, and then when I went away, Kesey's
just turned it into something where really pugsn has become
the victim really of something bigger got what I mean.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I've got the clip of the original one here if
you want to hear it, So if you haven't heard
any of them, this is basically how it goes.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Hey now, exciting times, no question about it, and we're
very excited Big Dilly that you're on the on the
show with us, So let's just get straight into it.

Speaker 9 (23:53):
Sit back and relax because it's with your homes now.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Big Dilly. Jace what I'm sorry to dra.

Speaker 10 (24:12):
I was told that Dilly and I were coming on
the Big Show to talk about the Hdacky Yummy Boys.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Debut at the Big Bend of reveal party. Oh we will, Pugs,
and we will just not right now for Yummy Boys.
You guys will be checking out free connies all night
during your set.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:29):
Actually, just on that, sit back and relax because it's
time for cotton with your hugs.

Speaker 10 (24:38):
My trust has been irreparably broken.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Keasy fi, Pugs, Fija for Joa.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
We'll let the people decide.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Right, No, we'll just come in quickly and say what
is it?

Speaker 9 (24:49):
Sit back and relax because the time for Connie chat.
You want my house.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
The good thing about this is if this goes really well,
then the huaky Yummy Boys could really become a thing.
It could be a sort of thing that we tack
onto the back end of a live show.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
You know, I love hanging out of the back end,
so it'd be great.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Absolutely, we're just on there. No, no, okay, don't worry
about it.

Speaker 9 (25:10):
Yeah yeah, nah, and relaxed because it's time for Connie check.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
So that's kind of a flavor of how it's been
going over the past little week and a half there. Yeah,
and it has resulted in Pugs being too scared to
come into the studio. We've managed to convince him to
come in today. Pugs, how are you going so good?

Speaker 7 (25:28):
Man?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah? And Jason what Pugs? Listen? Listen man, just between
you me and Mogi.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Oh okay, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Keysy has been the fundamental stir in this. Can I
just say that?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
And I I don't want you not to trust us,
Pugs Son. I mean, Connie Chat is great, It's excellent.
I'm really glad that you guys like it.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I'm really glad.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
What is it you have against Cornie Chat? Is it
because you don't believe in safety?

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 10 (26:07):
I'll stop you there. That's definitely not it. Look, I
think just when somebody asks you for advice on something
and then they tend to abuse it in the way
that it's been abused. I just don't really think that's fair.
And you know, you get me excited to come in
here and talk about for Joeers and the Yummy Boys
and something agains freak.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's what it is. I like to hear.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
So how about this? We we need a party laugh
at because the whole situation you deleted the thing off
the wall. Okay, I'll admit the sting is on the wall.
I'm not going to play it. We are we all do?
We all swear to be completely finished with Connie chat
cone Chet.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
I could just tell you that I've never been interested
in cornege check.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I'm really glad to hear that we all swear no
more connage check. Are you happy with that?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I think I think that's what the people want?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Right Well, okay, got that in mind, Sit back, relax,
unto your belt. What is time for rubber Joey chat
with your host puck.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Cho So no more Connie Chat to big Big DELI
make this one. I don't know what you're talked about.
No more Connie Chat. It's just rubber Joey chat. You know,
it's much more of your speed. You're happy to now,
punk Son.

Speaker 10 (27:24):
I think studio bes were our belong fellas.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
And then I get told I have ship chat by
a listeners about five minutes ago, but just very quickly
on Yammy Boys. Yeah, did go off way here.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
It was a good time.

Speaker 10 (27:41):
I'm really glad that people enjoyed it and bad Keysy
stuck around.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
It's good stuff for mate, some of the best djaying
I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Thanks for coming in.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I'm so glad I did.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
The whole aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Indeed Town Garden there on the radio Hodaki Big Shirt
this one day afternoon. The time is five point thirty nine. Hey,
now listen for all the fishermen slash woman out there, We've.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Got some exciting news for you fisher people.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Fisher people sure.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Why not fishes fisher No fisher people are The exciting
news is if you hear this.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
To get on board the Big Shows very fishing trip,
call eight hundred ducky now and she has to site
Smart Baking Health and Safety symbol.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Is that you taking your zip down there?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Well, I was going to say, if that's if that's
someone casting there, they've got they've got the wrong sinker on,
made far too big a splash, right should it should
just be like?

Speaker 5 (28:37):
But anyway, keysy, what's that about?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
What is it about? Kezy Man? You've got all the answers, Brother.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Phillis in such a good question, fellers. Thanks to mates
at site Smart's the web app, we are doing our
first ever big show fishing trip and people can call
eight hundred Hoducky when you hear that cue to call
and you can join us potentially on the fishing trip.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
And we'll show you how it's done totally.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
We will know or you have need there obviously, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
You'll be there. Hopefully this time the real doesn't just
fall off your stick right snapped?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Actually my stick?

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Yeah, both both real fell off by stick.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, that's going to be happening at some point in
the next twenty odd minutes to do, keep an air
out and get ready to call one hundred Hodarchy, and
also help everyone stay safe with sight Smart. Sign up
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Speaker 3 (29:21):
Fell Its sounds good, man, sounds good. Jesus, tell you
what films?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Oh yeah, what's that?

Speaker 5 (29:29):
What I'm about to tell you is a true story.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Last night I went to bed.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Before I went to bed, though, mogi, Yeah, I put
the bins out.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Oh good on you man?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Can I say? Can I just say? It was a
lovely night, yeah, very clear of hosp I was steamy. Anyway.
I went to bed, fell asleep and had a really
spooky dream, and I dreamed that I had to be

(30:07):
somewhere desperately.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Oh where was it?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
I can't quite clarify. I just had to get to
this place.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
But.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
There was a massive fog and I just couldn't get
my bearings or my sense of direction. And there was
a growing which very very apt for me at the moment.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Can I just say that a fog can be very discombobulating.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Very so I just couldn't get to where I needed
to be, even though it was desperate, And the more
I tried, the thicker the fog became. And I was
just you know, like you know, when you go you
stumbled to go and have a Mimi in the middle
of the night and all the lights are off and
you can't see in front of you and you got
your sort of hands out front and you're just trying
to grope for walls and stuff.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
It was like that, but we're fog.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Eezy.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
You can imagine then my chagrin, Oh, not your chagrin.
When this morning I went out to make my wife
Ma Wad her morning coffee, right and as I was
making the coffee there on a little doo lilly coffee machine,

(31:30):
I look out the window and what do I see?

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Dense fog. Dense fog. Now there was no reason for me.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
To dream about fog last night, because there was no fog,
And yet when I woke up in the morning after
dreaming about fog and being lost, that very morning is
a dense, very morning pea soup fog?

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Can I describe it like that?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Mogi? What's that about? Fellers?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
What is about? Can you tell me Jason this? I
don't know if you're going to have the answers for
me here, Feler, have you ever had a dream where
it's been sunny, it's been a sunny day. You've never
had a dream for example, it's just clad the sky
is cloudy, you see what I'm saying, a little bit cloudy,

(32:24):
and then you wake up the next day and it's
either sunny or cloudy.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Do you also freak out about that?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Man?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Or do you not give it a second thought?

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Well, to be fair, you have more sunny and cloudy
day you do.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
To be fair, today was way foggier than usual up
here in Awkward it was.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
There were flight delays, there was all sorts going on.
What I'm saying is it's possible, it's possible that this
might be a coincidence. Ah, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It sounds right right, because no, we're gonna I thought
I was going to just maybe apport him for me
to I'm about to die or something that's true.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
They're going to both be true.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kisy The Big Show's very first fishing trip to check
out who they've.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Riled in this time.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, great stuff, looking forward to a bit of fishing. Actually,
it's been a while since I've got the old rod out.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
I can't wait, man, I know you can't.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Tom. You're made at Barsett. How's life?

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Here are we going?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Good?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Thanks mate? Good good.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
You like a bit of fishing, do you?

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Oh? I just love a bit of fishing?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Whipping you? Do you like whipping your tackle out? Man?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Oh no, not really?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Sorry, sorry about him, Tom, Yeah, sorry, it's really mature.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Do you love cod?

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (33:53):
Boy?

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Do I love cod? Just the blue stuff though not
the red?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Do you like getting your rod out?

Speaker 10 (33:58):
Man?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Sorry about him? Tommy's just in a weird mood today.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Well, the good news is you can witness that chat firsthand.
Maybe because you're in the draw. Mate, You're a first
person in the draw for the Bit Show Fishing Tripha.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Good on your mate, good luck.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
We'll chuck you over to puts on and studio being
he'll sort you out all right.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Mate, Thanks you, Thanks to you, mate, and also thanks
to sit smart remove paperwork and support productivity. With sit smart,
you're all in one health and safety solution. Bloody oat fellas,
some huge news just drop, so let's get into it. Crouch, touch, pause, engage.
Rugby union chat with Loidy J.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yes, well, indeed the Super Rugby Final this weekend Moggie
just passed the Chiefs v the Blues. Hoody J made
a prediction that the Chiefs by five. I was a
little bit out.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Ultimate score there, what was it forty one nine or something.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
This is but too big, too powerful, too good, well
deserved champions.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I thought that it was pouring with rain.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, it didn't help.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Didn't help, but you know, they really poled on the
points there. But I think, you know, I could be
wrong about this. I don't know, but the Chiefs sort
of rely I your amount on the They definitely when
of course it's hard to get red.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Some of the worst footy of what like in terms
of excitement commentating that Warriors game down the dumps. Oh, well,
at least Super Rugby Finals on. It's a blowout and
it's raining. It was a kind of a bit of
a buzzkill Saturday evening of sport. I'll just say, yeah,
it was.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I'll be I agree with you. He's he another massive announcement.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Ah is this? This is breaking news.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
The first absides just been named.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Fellers taught me through it.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Well, this is this is rugby chat with Jase.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
More.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
All right, Ethan de Groot.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
You've obviously on a different list.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Here can we sort of speed it up?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Sorry, James, I just thought that you would do it.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Well, I don't have Google.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
We don't have Google. Okay, here's what I've got. Boden Barrett, Jordi,
Barrett Scott, Barrett Captain, Yes, George Bell, Ethan Black, Added,
Finlay Christi, Caleb Clark, Ethan de Groot, Semi Penni, Fino, Rico,
Jouane Luke, Jacobson, Anton Lein, Brown, Tyrel Lomax, Damien McKenzie,
Imoni Nadawa, Fletcher Newell, Dalton, Papai, t J. Pettinada, Stephen Pelfetta,

(36:41):
Billy Proctor, Cortez, Ratima sever Reice, Ardisavia Wallace.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Setiti, Yes, but noo.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Cody Taylor, Mark Telea, Pasillo Tossi, Patrick Tupou Offa Twanga
Fassi Tupo Vai and Tomiti Williams.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Just interesting. They're Boden Barrit named at first five along
with Damian McKenzie. That's interesting. Also the halfbacks. Not happy
with the half backs. Obviously we don't have the great
Man anymore justin Marshall, you know, not justin Marshall.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Oh, Byron Callaher.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
No, not Byron Callaher. Come on, keysy, wake up man.
So that's an area of weakness. But no, I think
that's a pretty strong squad.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Can I just say that probably some of the bigger
calls here for me has been Hoskins Tatutu, yes, not
playing absolutely stand out for the Blues all year. Rubert
Love as well would be another, being an absolute incredible
fallback all seas and Jays you and I have been
reb and agnores him about him?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
God, how good looking is email?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
And also Sam Derry could also consider himself unlucky. But
you know they've only sweeped the three locks either side,
and I think that's going to come back to bite them.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Kezy, we'll see you early doors, early doors, and also
those people that haven't been selected.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Man, just be ready, you know fellers. Yeah, be ready,
well that's the thing, man, be ready, just be ready.
Next monk, we're playing Fiji in England. Yes, so good, hey,
Fiji and England.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
It's like it's like when Keesy goes on has two
week holidays, right and old pugsn standing by.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
He fills the breach so well. He does almost too well.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
He loves filling breeches. Old pugsn Hey coming up after
six o'clock. What's for teen? He's dealing with me, keysy
see send in what you're having right now for dinner
to three four eight three and you could win some
night and day vouchers three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Get stuck in great stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Keezy the whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Hold Ike, welcome back to your massive backbones. You're listening
to the Big Show brought to you by Night. Hey listen.
If you like podcasts, you should you get our podcast
outro now. You guys would like I'm going on YouTube
because we've got our podcast outros on video on YouTube now.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
We also have a full uncut version of the video
we just put on the Hoducky Big Shows Instagram page.
It is Jace attempting to voice for about five minutes,
you trying to nail your script for Monkey squad Monkeys
from last week?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Has that just gone on the insta?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Now?

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Has it? So?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
There's a short vision on the Instagram and then there's
a full uncut clip up on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Yeah. Yeah, very exciting stuff in the outro today.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, what all sorts of stuff, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
You wouldn't ever clear to me how thing's coming in mind.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I think Jase told us about how cool his parties
used to be back in the day.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Oh, it's right, there's another story with Jason is telling
us about how it used to be the man.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, but we haven't seen it yet. Here's a week
clip of today's episode.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
After one of my good mates who got an acc
payment which I told you about, and he brought bags
of a certain herber and just a truckload of past
and we all sat in a warehouse and drank and
then there was blood smashed glass, vomiting, and old Hoodie
j was the last one standing, going God, you is

(40:15):
that all you've got is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
How long were you in the shed?

Speaker 3 (40:20):
For about half an hour? Yeah that was back in
the day. I was going to say when I was
a backbone, but I still am obvious.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, I've just got a text here. On three four
eight three, he says, Hey, fellas, how can I get
the outro podcast?

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Don't tell them?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
If they didn't know that, then the deurbrains.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Well, I feel like I should tell them because they
want to know they can tune them tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
That's what we call them the radio business. That's what
we call it.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Teas pretty long.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yeah, you watch though, you'll see the number spike totally.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Man. You sure I can't just hey, coming up next,
by the way, watch the Tea New Zealand with me
Keysy Yellow Wheeze, Thick Crass, Monkey Porn. So on three
four eight three, what you're having the team, We'll get
to that next day.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, keep those sixs coming through On three four eight three.
You can win a fifty on night and day voucher.
And don't forget you can get a hell of a
caffeine fixed from your local night and day. You know
what I mean, Fellas, That's true man.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
So good the.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Wholarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy Peel.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Jam there on the radio Holankey Big Show this Monday evening.
But right now it's time for.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Oh yeah, hey guys, text here from Steve. What's for Tea.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Zealand with me? Kick said crass monkey Corn?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
That's right. What's Petainie's deal with me?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Kezy?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Anyway, lad on me, Jason.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
It's interesting actually because I spoke to you know how
you went to Bali? My brother just went to Barley
for his birthday.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
No, I went to Balley. He went to Braley.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
No, he went to Balley and he said there were
a lot of traumatized monkeys over there.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Oh yeah, sort of that that sort of far off
looking their eyes.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yes, yes, vacant, vacant.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
This is the segment where we discussed what you're having
for dinner in New Zealand and usually nothing else.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
A lot of great texts coming through on three four eight,
three boys.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Go and then fire Awake, Easy.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Good a Feller's Daryl here Halligan, Toughie good a Feller's
Daryl Helligan and it's Daryl Halligan. Ah just finished being
sidelined on the old Footy. Then tonight I'm having Korean
chicken for dinner.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
What makes it Korean?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
It's really the accident.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
One thing I've noticed is it really taken off the
old Korean chicken. It's very popular. Yes, your tender, but
crispy on the outside, generally pretty sore.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
See, because you were saying off here that you're wondering
why people don't just use regular New Zealand chicken, and
you wish we would go back to the old days.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Do you remember that. No, you were pretty hamid.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, and you're watching horseporn at the time as I was.
It's kind of weird. Yeah, good A Flowers, big gym here,
Oh what hex Or Jim Duggan, Jim Carrey already now
that is hex Or Jim Duggan from the w W.
Good A Flowers, heck Shaw, Dim Jim Jim Jaggon Shure

(43:36):
Dim Juggonah. Tonight, I'm gobbling a messive cod piece for dinner. Cheers,
so it's always a piece of fresh agent Jess. This
is from Fozzy, Oh my God for.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Me coach with the all black.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Now he's probably feeling a bit weird, you know that
big announcement tonight, and now he's just sort of on
the sidelines cooking dinner.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
What's his here? Good a Feller's fuzzy here. I'm feeling
a bit weird tonight after the big announcement because now
I'm just sort of on the sidelines cooking dinner. So
to make myself feel better, I'm having eight snags, a
big pile of mash coated and onion gravy. Yea, yeah,
it doesn't gonna say you as well.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I'm actually picking it will be a packet onion gravy.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
It will be often. I find them quite yummy. Yeah,
like the brown onion gravy. Sure, I like that one.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
You know you you mix it together with the juices
and the onions. Good a Fellers. Colieflowers soup for us
and rainy Christchurch today. That's from Holly.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Can I just say that's a garbage dinner?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Yeah? That is foun Come on now, Jesus, I mean
Colieflower soup.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
It's cold, rainy.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Imagine a runny coliefloil.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Man, imagine I like it.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Colieflower and cheese.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Mag that's got a good crust, a little bit of lemon, yeah, mustard.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
keisy Oh I.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Love me a bit of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
there on the radio hoed Key Big Show. Well, we've
just come through the weekend. I imagine there was a
bit of TV watching, so let's get into this.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm speaking of Tom Petty. Actually, we're
just watching a bunch of sort of YouTube videos over
the weekend. They're sort of going through the greatest hits,

(45:45):
and one of those was the induction of Somebody into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And Tom Petty
was playing while my guitar gently weeps, right, and then
at the end, Prince comes out and does a guitar
solo and just eviscerate everybody else on that stage each
and at the end he takes off his guitar, throws
it into the crowd, and walks off the stage. If
you can find it, treat yourself hilarious. Do you watch me?

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I tell you what I watched, mate, talking of drama
the PGA tour.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Suddenly I thought this is what's on TV with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah, done by the sports chair.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
He just in YouTube chat.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
No, this is what I watched on the TV.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
It was on my TV, the PGA, And I tell
you what, it was a hell of a golf tournament,
the Phoenix Golf Tournament, the Phoenix Golf Open.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Boy, it got pretty tense there.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
They put the ball into the hole, some.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Of them did mogi.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
It was a lot of sand action.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
There was a lot of players not putting it in
the fairway, putting it in the rough. Yeah, there was.
And the actual greens were like glass moogie, so like
they would literally test the ball and it would just
along as well. It was brilliant start.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
I was watching that the other week there and the
batters they can really hit it a long way.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
They can, man, they can absolutely flay it. They do
well on the old T twenties.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
What the batter is yeah, golf betting?

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah. What did you watch, Keezy?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I watched something that Mike to hate.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
But it's some of the good game.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It's some of the best TV I've watched ever.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Okay, great, will Mogi hate it or not?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Season three.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
And I'll be guaranteed to hate it.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Season three of Clarkson's Farm he's going to hate it,
so over seen it. But if you don't like Jeram
m clarkson, that's fine. However, it's a good show that
my wife and I can watch together. It's just entertaining.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
You just chuck it on. You can still don't have
to explain yourself to us.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Stop halfway through an episode. It doesn't matter right this season.
If you haven't, you don't need to watch the first
two seasons. Watch season three, watch two episodes he gets
and it's just him and his partner trying to make
a living off of having these pegs on the farm.
It is some of the most interesting viewing as someone
who grew up in the city and hasn't dealt with

(48:12):
anything like that before. It involves the pigs all getting
pregnant and having piglets, and during winter and them up
in the middle of the night trying to save them
all because I keep Yeah, it's just incredible. Seriously, some
of the best TV I watched sounds good Keys that's
on Amazon Prime, and that's an actual TV show.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I'm keen man about pigs.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yeah, yeah, how good? Ah, speaking of good, but a
great jot.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
The Whole Archy Big Show week Days from four on
Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio hol Archy big shot
this one day afternoon, I just had a red ball fowlers.
Feeling all chipping now what feeling all fired up?

Speaker 10 (48:52):
With?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
The show ends in like half an hour less than Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Was thirsty, keysy yeah. Hey, Now listen, a big, big
day for Radio Hodaki this Wednesday day, and Lou obviously
we're going to be doing it live from the Empire,
tabing it on the corner there right next to ends
d Me. All of the show is going to be
live from the bar, including the big show. We're going
to have a plethora of comedians and all sorts of

(49:16):
special guests. It's going to be a good day, Murgie.
It was a fantastic day last year, and I'm predicting
the same this year.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
It's a great way to raise a little bit of awareness,
isn't it for the old downstairs there, the old back
door as you call it, the hoady jay.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I've been in and I've had my what do you
call it? Colonoscopy? I had one done. Well, it was
this year, wasn't it was a few months ago. I
wouldn't had that done one of the best times I've
ever had in my life. Absolutely, I've done some pretty
good partying in my days, but having your back door
flushed out by a couple of complete strangers while you
watch it live on the big screen, because the big

(49:52):
screen that you can watch it on unbelievable. Yeah, unbelievable.
Plus they feed you up on all sorts of drugs. There,
it's it's a good time. I cannot recommend it highly enough.
And at the back end of it, excuse the pun, there, Kezy,
you find out whether you're healthy or not, and you
get to deal with it or not. So if you
haven't had it, fellas, and I know neither of you have,

(50:14):
then you need to go and get it done right. Well,
you jas because you're so old.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Here's here's a special here's a special treat we're going
to do on the day. Kezy hasn't had one in
a little while, so old Hoodie Jay's put himself forward
and said, look, I've spoken to doctors and medical professionals
and I know and i know what I'm looking and
smelling for. So I'm going to give Kezy a external

(50:39):
an internal examination on the day during the show, probably
around four point thirty cook to far.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
What are you looking for?

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Well, bumps and lumps and just abnormalities.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Can I just say, Kezy, and just ahead of time
here this look the warranty is not going to apply
if you get if you get Jason to do this
examination for you, so you're strictly above board. But a
bit of having somebody fiddling around down the other nobody.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
So after I get this done by Jase, I'll probably
have to go get it done properly anyway by someone else,
because don't you if you have a camera for that.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
No, I'm just doing I'm just going to do a
digital examination, but.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
You could use a camera as well. It's good because
you've got you've got your new what is it an
ELKFTEL three hundred or whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Yeah, I've actually been talking to Parks and he's going
to put it on the Insta anyway.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Some chopsticks and up she goes yes, So it should
all be good.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
It'll be fully televised and video graft.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
So that's a good news. Actually, Keezy, you've got a
bit of an audition there and you've booked the job.
Some TV booked the job.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Brother.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
This is great it's unpaid.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Can I just just quickly, can I just chuck in
here that we are raising awareness for beow cancer New Zealand.
Our mates at Cotton Softs have come on board as well,
and if you would like to donate three dollars to
the cause, text Lou right now l to three sis.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I remember that last year, Text Lou l O.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
To three seven seven nine, make an instant three dollars.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
That right now?

Speaker 4 (52:05):
So am I okay?

Speaker 3 (52:06):
That's why? But it didn't work last time?

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Does it?

Speaker 4 (52:08):
So tell me that again.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Want to do that? I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
We've run out of time. Why don't we do it tomorrow?
We'll do it live because I remember Jay saying last
year that he did it, but we found out he
hadn't done it at all. We didn't want to give
the three.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
He didn't want to pay the three I had.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
I'd done it ten times.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Remember the whole king Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Well there you go, your mad mad mad bastards.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
That's your Monday show done.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
And Dustard, it's always good to get Monday out of
the way. Short week this week, Magie, which I'm a
little bit unhappy about. I mean it means I don't
get to do one extra bloody big show, which is
a pain in the ass.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
But what are your plans tonight tonight?

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Well, generally speaking, let me just speak to the fact
that it is a short week. Yes it is. It's mathadiki,
isn't it. So I'm bloody excited about having a little
bit of a short week there and tonight I'll probably
go home and tidy up the house from the massive
raging parties at my daughter head. Sure still a waist clean,
So you're looking forward to that? Yeah, though I might

(53:16):
avoid it. I hope if I just go home about midnight,
I'm hoping my wife will have clean.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Do Yeah, yeah, sorry, d I got how to have
a word.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Yeah, and it's been it's been a busy day now,
kezyer party tonight? Yes.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Video game podcast tonight?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yes, I love that one.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
What's it called? Again?

Speaker 5 (53:35):
You're not going to get me like back?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Now?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
What's it called?

Speaker 7 (53:37):
Then?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
What's my video game podcast called?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
I'm not gonna I'm not going to answer that live
on air.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Come on, man, if you love it so much, you'd
be able to say just the title of it, game
boy with.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
That's a good name.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, damn, I wish it was that. No, it's all right,
so doing that and then yeah, heading home some dinner
at like nine nine thirty good eating hopefully.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Does it take that long to record it?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Yeah, Well the place we're using is a bit of
a shedthole.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
It doesn't sound like it when it just sounds like
you just sort of crap on for a few minutes
and then go home.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Are you sure you listen to the right one?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah, totally. Man, What am I doing tonight? Fellels hey
and you ask that?

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Okay, we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
How dragon the old mop heads. It's gonna be so good.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
You can talk about that tomorrow or the PGA.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
And we're having these weird cheeseburger cups, which I chose
like lettuce cups. Well, no, they're like pastry with cheeseburger
kind of ingredients.

Speaker 8 (54:42):
It sounds delicious and peckles and stuff, but they're in cups.
I chose that one like a mug, No, like a
glass like in a pastry dish. Right, Yeah, yeah, that's
kind of a deconstruction. Have a cheeseburger it probably would be, yeah,
but I'm not making it.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
You're good on you?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Yeah, alright, yeah, there dash since we'll see them bart

Speaker 1 (55:05):
H