FULL SHOW: Marital Masticating (Feat. Wilson Dixon)

On today's show, Jase has a hua of a day, Mogey's frothing for the festive season, and Keyzie can't catch a break at home.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show was night and day for the best milkshakes,
thick shakes and super thick shakes. Welcome to the biggest show,
our biggest shot, biggest, biggest speak.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
The show which just nice and.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Get out your mad Barstard's great to every company this
Tuesday afternoon, the seventeenth of.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
What is it, September?

Speaker 5 (00:25):
September?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, jeez, I just had a mind freeze there and you,
my friends are listening to the Big Show brought to
you by Night.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (00:39):
Have you been working out, Mogy? I've been working out, man, God,
you look good man. I appreciate that you six son
of a b your mad dog.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
You have actually filled out quite a bit in the
last month.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
About the last week or two, I think. Yeah, I've
been going for eight or nine weeks. Wow, I felt
zero zero results and been weak airs. But the last
week or so keazy coming good man, I'm good. Yeah,
you want to come over here and have a touch
and a field?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Brother, all right, okay, later on if I can come
over and have a squeeze, I'm keen, yeah, man, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Well if Jason's going over and I'll probably just leave
you to you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
To that that would be weird if you wouln't doing
it as well and you were just watching.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I wasn't gonna watch.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Actually, that was very reminiscent of my dream the other
night with having are again.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Caezy, Hi, what's going on with the here man?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I just thought it was time for a change. It's
nice man, slick it back, thank you. I'm wearing a
green hoodie and slick back here, Mike, Who does that
remind you.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Of a green hoodie and slick back here? It's a
different kind of slick back here. I'll say that you've
got a lot of grease in the air. And can
you tell me what is that you're running?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
What's the product? I have no idea?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Was it gummy when they put it in? Do you
want to explain why you've got your here like that
Game of Two Halves film today?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, got a bit worried about your beans.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, it's just the metal. Big deal about my hair? Sure,
episodes I was I'll just take I just don't want
it to be a part of the show, so I'll
slick my hair right back. I bet they. I bet
Laura didn't say a thing about how your here looks,
you know, bizarrely mogie. She might have said one or
two things.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
The only issue I have with her is I wouldn't
call it a slip back. I'd call it a side part. Yeah,
it's more of a side parting. It's like you've gone
intentionally nerdy.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
No, it wasn't intentionally nerdy. I asked for like Grease,
like a bad guy on the Grease movie. I mean, yeah, yeah, Jacket, that's.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Sort of your heres going like mine in the scenes.
It's difficult to do that. Yeah, we've got thick curly here.
Ye're super thick.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
It looks great.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Anyway, you look really good man.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I'm loving the green you're green switched as well.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Thanks man.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Like you slip back here, Well, that's probably more of
a side part. You look like a nerd, do I yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Good?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Hey, Now listen, we're on a massive shower head. We've
got Wilson Dixon coming and comedian slash songwriter.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm very very much looking forward to that. What else, Keezy, Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I just okay. We've also got an the chance to
get yourself in the drawer for either Hally golfing or
Halle fishing. Would you rather yes, which is one hell
of a prize. It's for you in three mates as
well to keep an air.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Out for that and a bit of white stripes.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, okay, there's a tune by the way, the Hodarky
Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and keys.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Is indeed didn't keep us there on the radio, Hot
Arky Big Show. This blustery, cold and icy Auckland day.
I don't know how it is around the rest of
the country, fellas, but we've text us thet us know
how the weather is for you. On three four eight
three we hit the Harbor Ridge closing down. At one
point she was so wild and wooly. And I tell
you what, Mogi and Keysy, she's been one of those

(03:42):
kind of days.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Rold Hordy j oh no ah, Yeah, I was in
a her of a mood. I've gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
My day started off with that of a word of
a lie with my wife accidentally elbowing me, elbowing me
in the face in bed accidentally you reckon, wow, Well
she said it was while I might.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Have been going for a bit of a year.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, you know what, you know, a bit of a
spoon there and she sort of rolled over and went
donk with her elbow straight my massive snarls.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, it was a big.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Target, to be fair, that was That was a very
start of my We're in our little single bed and.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
She's got quite big elbows as well.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah, so that's how.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I woke up. This is not a word of a lie.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Get out of the bed, stand up and immediately stand
on my reading glasses.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
And smash them, which pier with.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
The pier that I had by the bed, they must
have fallen off my little side table there under the floor.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
So I stood on the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well I was iffing and jeff and like you wouldn't believe.
And then it was my turn for the coffee. So
I went out and made the coffee. There's something wrong
with the coffee machine today. The coffee just wasn't coming out.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It was just me and it was freezing cold.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I was already in a horror of a movie because
I had my snarl smacked.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I smashed my glasses.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
But anyway, so that all happened, and just before my
wife went to work, she said, oh, by the way,
remember that we're getting the power cut off today from
eight to six PM, and I was like what, and
she said, I told you about it, and I went, no,
you didn't, and she said, yes, I told you about
it about five. I told you about it last night,

(05:25):
for God's sake, because we've got trades.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Coming in and out. And I was like, good one.
So she left her warm.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
So you walked them off. You reacted as that was
her fault, like she was turning the power off.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
It was totally her fault, man, But it was something
they were doing on our street. And I was reminded
once again what an absolute ice box my house is
without the heating in it.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Why do you like the fire?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, because I don't have a fireplace waiting for a fire.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Pardon what happened to it?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It got ripped.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Out, Yeah, I got because it was useless and replace
it with ete pump.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
And I replaced or the heat pump, which has been
an why the heat revelation? Because yeah, well you know what,
and that's the thing that you forget with the powers off.
Everything you go to do, you go, yeah, ah, oh,
just make some breakfast, then ah yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
And then my daughter wakes up.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
About sort of tennis and comes out in the hoo
of the mood tennis tennis. She's in a hoo of
a mood as well, and she's like, why won't my
phone charge?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, I'm like, because we've got no power.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's why. She's like, what do you mean we've got
no power?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
And what did you say?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I said, your mom already told you that last night.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Last night I was here when she did, and then
the day just based.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh. Then I went to counseling what you know you out? Yeah, yeah,
because she had a heat pump in her room, so
that was really good. So I just basically sat under
the heat pump and didn't say anything and that was
my day.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Pretty oh wow.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah. We had the plumber come.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Over a few issues with the toilet that I brought
home from the Nah.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
He just said there might be a few parts missing.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
That well that would be standing.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
I think the trouble is when you're stealing toilets from charities,
oftentimes you're in a rush and you don't get every
single thing that you need, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, Well it was a slat.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
You know, it was a pretty undercover dash that I
was doing last night, and I've been giving a lot
of jip about that.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
That hasn't made me happy either.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Well you get you know you pay for well, you
are going to donate a substantial amount.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I am I.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Already have, I already have mogie substantial amount, well above cost.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
How are you feeling now though you're still in the
horror of the movie. You're good man? Because he seemed chill.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
No, I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Now I am again.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, cool system of down the hiking.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in on radio, is.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Indeed talking heads there on the radio.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Hold on Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, A time is
twenty four minutes past four o'clock. We were talking what
atrocious weather it is in Auckland today?

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Is this weather chat?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Well, it's the coldest day in Auckland I heard today
in fifty years?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah? Man, Wow, we've.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Got a bit of a weather chat on the old
text machine on three four eight three as well.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, there's weather chat on the text machine, so keep
sitting that three on three four eight three. Good a fellas.
The weather in Welly is cold, windy and wintery, seven
degrees sandy. Yeah, it's miserable down there. Yeah, that's a
nippy I'm in Pokey Core here. It's sunny. Oh wait,
no it's raining. Oh wait, no it's sunny. Oh wait
no it's raining and windy chairs.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah good, it's a bit of a keep those weather
text coming in on three four with a.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Chat on the text machine. Yeah, yeah, that's good stuff, fellas. Hey,
I don't know I mentioned it, but I went to the
gym today.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, so interesting.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
And what I did when I was there, I remembered
excuse me, guys, it's okay, excuse me.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
I'm sorry that I had a bit of a frog
in my throat.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
And when I go to the gym, I have my
headphones on today and I like to put on some music,
so I'm going to Spotify there and it served me
up a playlist and the playlist was the one hundred
Days to Christmas Playlist, Oh wow. And it was all
Michael Bibbley, Mariah Carry, Frank Sinatra, all of that, all

(09:24):
of the best, the best of the Bingo Crosby, Yeah,
all of those. And I don't know how you guys
feel about getting served anything really or any kind of
chat about Christmas in September. In September, quite a long
way away, and it was good ship man. If you've

(09:47):
ever done bench press to jingle jingle bell rock man,
if you have a shoulder press to last Christmas by wham,
Now we're cooking. Have you ever done a plate raise to?
Do you hear what I hear by your mate being crosby?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Have you ever done hanging leg raisers? So it's beginning
to look a lot like Christmas. I actually love that song.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Pumps you up many it does, Yeah, put you in
a good mood, doesn't it?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
It does?

Speaker 6 (10:18):
And I do think maybe we could start celebrating Christmas
a little bit early because it makes everyone pretty chip
it doesn't it except the odd miserable son of a bee.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Sure you would celebate it early. I think if we
celebrate it now.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Listen, I'll tell you what I what I always do
around this time of year. I start chatting to my
wife about gifts for Christmas. Oh, yes, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It sounds interesting, you know?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
And what are we going to?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
You know, family? And what are we gonna I love
starting organizing it now?

Speaker 6 (10:44):
And I know your wife was it because she did
she buy a shirt for an elf last week?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yes? She did? She did Christmas elf actually, which.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I can't find at the moment. I'm going to if
I do find it, I'll wear it tomorrow. But this,
you know, it's never too early to chat and a
Christmas spirits, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's weird because I'm a big Christmas guy. You guys
know that you are.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Didn't you buy your wife like Christmas Jami, Christmas.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Like clothes, big clothes and whatnot. She's got Christmas jarmies
with little candy can She's only allowed to wear them
in December. That's the rule that you put on it.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
That's right. And it's a candle of what on them?
Candy candy canes, your candy cans, candy cans whatever, they are,
just candy canes too. There's also a candle that's called
the night before Christmas. She's not allowed to light until
December and then a house smells like Christmas? Whats if she.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Does wear these clothes outside of the times that you
set aside for her, or does like that candle? Is
it hell to pay around at the keezy household that.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Christmas is canceled? You break the rules that you gotta
pay the consequences. Yeah, yeah, see, but I'm of the
opinion that it is kind of way too early. I
like Christmas to start in December and finish December thirty first, right.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
I think you'll find that the majority of people love Christmas,
and they love Christmas chat and they love everything to
do with Christmas. And I'd say seventy five to eighty
percent of people out there get into Christmas early.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
They can't get enough Christmas. Yeah, sure, we get people
to text it on three four eight three, and everyone
that does in the draw for a fifty on night
and Day voucher. Is September too early for Christmas?

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Can? We also have some talkbacks here on the iHeart Radio.
Hur happened to do those?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Get stuck and you get yourself fifty on night and
day voucher.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Thanks mate.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
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Speaker 4 (12:45):
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Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
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Speaker 4 (12:55):
For dropping a knee?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
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Speaker 4 (12:57):
No, I'm not going down on a knee. I've never
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Speaker 2 (13:00):
Dropping a knee.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Going down on one knee was always what it was
when I was growing up. Anyway, going down on a knee, yes,
same here, going down on one knee.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Dropping a knee sounds like you're dropping a knee on someone.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Actually, or take a knee. It sounds like you're like gathering.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
A when you're going for the you know, the national anthem. Yeah,
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Speaker 4 (13:25):
Your life, yeah, popping the big question.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
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(13:52):
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Speaker 2 (13:54):
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Speaker 4 (13:58):
That's the that's about right.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
How much did you spend on yours jash about.

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It's a good dollar of cash though, Jase to be fair,
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Speaker 3 (14:27):
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Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah, imagine that like to pop the question.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
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Speaker 4 (14:42):
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Speaker 2 (14:44):
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Speaker 6 (14:44):
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Speaker 4 (14:48):
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Liked us? Either personally or as a group on the radio?
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Speaker 6 (14:55):
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Then they say, and then we all go backbone and
it's like this music's playing.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Pug sounds there. That's true. Actually, I imagine Pugs being
there actually with a little mariachi outfit on and playing
the guitar.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, and listen, because he already does that at the
weekends anyway.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Just things.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I could write a poem for them. Oh you know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, keasy.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
He could do some crooning outside the window with this
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(16:00):
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(16:21):
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Speaker 6 (16:23):
Thanks, and I'd just like to thank all the women
of Texted and Sena Janine.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Rach.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
There's so many beautiful ladies here or ugly I'm not,
you know, And just.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Like that they're gone again.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
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from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Kings of lyon there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is three minutes to five o'clock.
Plenty coming up after five. By the way, the one
the only Wilson Dixon comedian and songwriter. Also Kesey has
yet another marital issue and also your chance. What was
you rather helly fishing.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Or helly golf? Helly you decide and all that after five.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
The whole Aching Big Show with j Mike and Kezy
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Welcome back to me as a backbones. Hope you're getting
through your Tuesday. Okay, you're listening to the big show
brought to.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
You by night.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
God. Your voice was was?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
That?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Was it? Me?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
It was the shop happen? Ye, Norman, do you want
me to go higher or lower?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I don't think you can go as low as I can.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
Key, or as high as or as high as j. Yeah,
he's just got the better voice, that's true.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
It's not even that.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's about the testes.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
I think I can go lower than you.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Right, Okay, sure listen to that? So good?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Did you say there was a special going on at
the moment for the night day.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
I remember saying that.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Rember honestly thought you did say that, and I interrupted you.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
There's a hoiity j special on yep.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
From there.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
So twelve ninety nine, you get a barista made coffee
flat white with seven sugars, and you get a power
turned off for twelve power turns off for twelve hours.
A duck walks in and shits on the floor, and
then they give you a box of scrabble. You can
never win it.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yeah, and then you have to you can go out
the back and steal the toilet.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah. I was gonna say a bonus charity.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Toilet and a giant box of tissues.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
It was funny it for your honker.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I was talking to him.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I was talking to a friend today and I was
telling them that everyone was giving me jep because I took.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
It from charity charity toilet.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Charity toilet And he was like, is that a thing?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
And I was like, what do you mean? He goes,
is there such a thing as a charity toilet? And
he thought there was actually a toilet that was for charity.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Well, just so people are aware, we had a Day
and Lou a few months ago. We've had these toilets
in the office. Balkenson New Zealand is auctioning them off
to raise funds. But Jason's stolen one because he's doing
up as all sweet?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Can I just say hashtag stitch up. They've been sitting
there for four months.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I've been questioning every single day what's happening with those
are nothing?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
They're just stacked there.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Mogi himself was saying to me, God, I guarantee you
those bastards will be there for five bloody years.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
There is absolutely no doubt that the timing could not
have been better.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Absolutely, you know, and I will absolutely make a contribution
to boal Kenson.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
You said it before that you've already done it, So
which one is it?

Speaker 6 (19:47):
I'm going to believe anymore. Let's make a note of that,
shall we, and we're checking in a month. I've written
it down.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, I bet pug Sound's already doing that.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Keep an ear out by the way, New Zealand. Very
soon your chance to get yourself in the draw to
either go hally fishing with three of your mates or
halle golfer. Would you rather the cue to call be
playing within the next thirty.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Great staff, here's friends for.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Man The Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Link one A two there on the radio, ho Dankey
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, fifteen minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
And all as well, All as well, fellers, except for
one little thing in the old keezy household.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Your marriage.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Well, no, not the marriage as a whole. It's actually
going really well.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
That was it.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, as a hole. Yeah, there's a whole. W h olie,
that's going really well. It was a weird thing to
put the siren on there. Please what the racism? Sorry, no,
the sexism?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Do we have a filth siren? I don't really Okay,
it's the same.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
So last night we were eating right at the dinner
table and my wife made me put some music on
and I was like, oh, can you put some music? I? Yeah, sure?
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
You?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
You know, want a bit of a vibe going sod?

Speaker 6 (20:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
You just really loud eat it. I was like, we've
been over this. Apparently I'm allowed ether. She hates listening
to people eat. She's one of those people.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Sure, are you.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Guys masticating jas I believed yes, But the thing is,
I can't masticate any quieter. I close my mouth, I'm
much away, and I don't know what I can do
to make it quieter. And I had this, we had
this little argument. I was like, what am I supposed
to do? She's I just, I don't know, try and
eat quieter. I'm like, well, what do I suck it first?
And then yeah, and then just swallow it? Like as,

(21:29):
there's quite a way to do things. I need to
munch it up.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Are you probably a you'd be a big night you'd be?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (21:37):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (21:37):
So your mouth is closed, but you're you're doing heavy
breathing and you've got your deviated septum and that's really noisy.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Well, because because I had my adenoids out when I
was a kid, yes, and I've still got a few
sinus issues, I can't actually breathe through my nose.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
So your massive snarls has blocked to the gunwales, so
you've only got your mouth.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
So I am mouth breather.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
He breathes and eats at the same time through his head.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
No, no, no, I hold my breath right right, and
that after So it's the annoying thing as you gasping
for bread for air at the end of every to
be okay. So what I've done is because I was
trying to figure it out as well, and I've decided
I recorded myself having breakfast this morning. All right, now,
I'm gonna play it. I've played it to a few
people around the office, people that hate the sound of eating.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Don't worry.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
It's not anywhere near as bad as what my wife
makes it out to be. I just want you guys
to listen and see what you're thinking, whether it's bad.
All right, here you go, This is me eating wheat books.

(22:44):
So that's fine, right, Yes, that's just wheatbooks kind of soggy.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Look to be Devil's advocate here. You were recording that
knowing that you're trying to do it quieter, So well,
that does sound true, absolutely fine. It's also because you're
trying to make it sound absolutely fine, right, you see
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
So you're saying so that by recording, I would have conscious,
well even if I didn't realize, all, yeah, I would
have been eating silent because that was really quiet. It's
pretty much nothing even yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
It wasn't bad at all.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
But I think Maggie makes a very fair point the
fact that you were aware that you were doing that.
You did it quite awareas when you're not aware of it,
you're a lunatic.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah right, okay, well I've done another one. So that
first one, sweet Airs, wasn't too loud, right, eating wheatbooks,
I don't see what the big issue is here is
the second meal of the day.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
How fine?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Fine, Ah, that's fine, right, that's all good. But what
are you eating there?

Speaker 6 (23:42):
That's a smoothie right yeah? They can get quite thick. Yeah,
But again I would say devil's advocat and I'm not
saying this is happening is I think you're probably under
it's not really as as you might be.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
But there's nothing to make me think, okay.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
That she hears any grounds for any kind of protests.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Yeah, generally speaking on one here side. Okay, well, yeah,
that's something a factor in as well.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
And I'm ninety nine percent of the time absolutely behind here.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
On her side.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I don't know the way you said that.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh, cheer.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Tune in four on radio.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Radio, Horaki.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Would you rather Helly fishing or Helly gold?

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Let's find out what this creaky zelander would jews.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, it's quite the choice. Helle Fishing or halle Golf. Keyzy,
can you give us some details on those, could you?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Can Jason anytime? HELLI trans helicopters the other ones providing
these epic prizes you and three mates. You can either
go and catch them snapper, Kawai kingfish and the hood
Golfer getting you right out on the rocks of Great
Barrier Island. All the gear included top quality stuff. Man,
or you and your three mates you jump in a
helicopter your land at beautiful Moody wide golf links on

(25:12):
the west coast of Auckland. There you get green fees,
you get golf carts, you get bears and burgers, the
whole day sorted and we fly back as well.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
What man, seriously, those are two very nice options. Get
a Tim your massive backbone house life.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Yeah pretty good mate, thanks, pretty good.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
That's good Tim. What do you do for a crust?
I'm an architectural designer. Fine, massive backpound.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
How are things going for you?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Man?

Speaker 6 (25:38):
They say that the first thing to stop when the
older economy, Thank you keezy as on the Brinker's architecture
sort of takes a hit.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
How are you going, Yes, take a hit. A bit
of a tough twelve months, but it's on.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
The pickout, all right, tam this much? He would you
rather Hellee fishing or halle golf? Helly fishing all day?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
You mate, all day?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Massive backbone tennis.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
You stand on the line and a good mate uh
puts on in the studio b will sort you out.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
No, no worries at all, Racism alarm Jason, Get a
Fiona house.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Life yeah not too bad, boys, not too dead.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
And what do you do for a crust? Fiona project manager?

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Massive backbone.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah, all right for any what are you going with
the helly fishing or holly golf?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Go to the hell fishing?

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Heish yeah, good stuff, stated Line and Patson in studio
B will sort you out and finally peak from only
hanging your mad basket house life.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Oh fantastic, Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Rusk.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, well you're welcome man, You're welcome. And what do
you do for a for a living today?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
I'm a brain surgeon, a backbone man.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah, get in there and pull a few
things around. Do you shove a shove a bit of this?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Good, good on you, Pete, your messive backbone.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
So tell me how you's fishing.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Or Jase forgott Yeah, finally a fellow golfer.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Good on you, mate. You stay on the line as well,
and pack Sam will look after.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
You all right, Thanks mate, good luck, good luck Pete. Now,
the reason I paused here was because I don't live.
I thought I got his name wrong and I was
waiting for you guys to correct me.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
But I didn't get his name.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Just support and extend you, Jose, you know that. Thank you, Fellas.
Speaking of that thing you were just talking about up
next Wilson Dixon's in the studio with us.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
How exciting.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah, he's a musician, songwriter, lover, comedian, he's got a
new show.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
He's a next genius.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
The whole Archy Big Show was jas, Mike and Keys
tune in on radio.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Oh yeah, but of audios there on the radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Tuesday at Ian What a special tree Day.
Fellas the most popular guests we've ever had on this
blockbuster radio show, this award winning radio show. And I'm
talking about the great, the one and only, Wilson Dixon.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
What a pleasure made house life good?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (28:22):
How you guys going?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 5 (28:24):
What did you win your award for?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
It was for Best Business Show?

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Oh no, we got nominated for Best Business Podcast?

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Was that what it was?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
And that wasn't for this podcast radio show?

Speaker 5 (28:37):
We did?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
We did, Yes, we actually did get nominated for.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
The Best Business Business. Did you guys own business? No,
we're not.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
I don't know how it happened, to be honest, but
we took the nomination.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
We took it. As you do. Tell me, Wilson, have you.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
You must have been nominated with the fair amount of
stuff over the years.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Surely you have.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Never been nominated for anything to do with business though, right, okay,
I don't know any business. I don't do a business.
I've been Want you do.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
The business of music, don't you?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
I suppose so. But it's not a business award. It's
a country music award, sure, and I've never won any
of those.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Have you been nominated?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Though?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
No? Right?

Speaker 5 (29:13):
No, right, people, I don't. I kind of own the fringes.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
What about a golden guitar? Have you ever won a
golden guitar?

Speaker 5 (29:19):
If I want a golden guitar, sell it straight away. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
What would you do with one of those? Um, I'd hocket.
I can't play the guitar. I doubt i'd win one.
But although I've been nominated enough, we mentioned it for
Best Business Podcasts. Oh so, I guess it's as likely
as me winning a golden guitar.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well, see, yeah, what's lollygagging? I've heard that termgag, and
you know these guys been lollygagging around here. You know.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
I think it's when you're eating some Lali's and your choke.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
That actually happened to me coincidentally, Wilson, while I was
on my auntie's farm listening to country music.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
I'm glad you said farm after I'm my auntie.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah, my aunties farm and I need he choked to
death on a jaffer. Oh so I think that's what
lolly gagging is.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Do you mean an auckland or the lolly the Yeah? Well,
what does huckleberry taste like? Man? I hear a lot
about huckleberries, and I just I don't know what they
taste like, you know, I don't know if I've got them.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
I know what a dingleberry is, yeah, but I don't
know what a huckleberry is.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah, keys is not he knows what those tastes?

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Oh, do you?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
It's the hackleberry? Is the hackleberry? The yellowberry, I don't know,
like the tissuey sort of out.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I'm not sure they're available in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
It's a gooseberry.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I know.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
That's a good Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, that's what I was thinking about Chinese gooseberries.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
But that's they're not to call.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Them any A coosberry is different coosberry. It's a berry
from another part of the goose Okay.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Well, what.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Are you up to at the moment?

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Man?

Speaker 5 (30:58):
There?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
True?

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Why are you here?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Well, I'm here because I'm doing another tour.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Great, can you just finish?

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Yeah? They I'd do it another one because it went
that one went well, right, Yeah, and so I'm coming
back to some of the same places in some different
places free stuff or.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
The appealing sort of more of the same or yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
To be honest, you know, it's only two months ago.
I barely slept since then. And you know it's not
like I did write a new song to do today, though,
Oh you did. That's great, Brad, brand new one. What's
that called? You can be a little bit more excited
about it, mister Minogue over there, I.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Just went aft, but I guess we could do too.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll keep the audience waiting in
anticipation there, Wilson.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Were you going to have a guy at me about
the fact that I'm wearing a gray shit and gray
jeans I.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Was going to comment on. I wasn't going to have
a go with you.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
No, No, I knew that you coming today, and I
knew that you'd be wearing a blue shiitmes.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
You know, well I.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Went double down them, and you've gone double cotton cotton.
You're cutting cutting, man, Look at you with your big mustache.
Have you ever been told you could be in the
Queen cover band? No? Yeah, you could do a good
Freddy Mercy. I wreck you think so? I think so.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Parts of his things I could do and others good
the little bit I couldn't do the singing.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Of a nice voice.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Singing voice man, Yeah, but it's more sort of your
Metallica heavy metal time you've got less than him.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Wilson, do you like Metallica? Man? Do you like heavy
medal or just just country and Wiston?

Speaker 5 (32:45):
I don't. I would like I like I'd mainly just
country in Wiston. Metallica they're angry for me?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
But Growley, what about Oasis? What do you think about
Oasis getting back together? Has that big news in your world?

Speaker 5 (32:56):
I know not at all, But what what do I
feel about it? I feel like they they've got it's
going to last about three days before they rip each
other apart.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I think that's a tree.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
We go into some Oasis now.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
We can hear your song, will say, yeah, see which
one is better?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
In on radio.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Indeed, Oasis there on the Radio hoed Archy Big show
this Tuesday evening. We've got the fantastic Wilson Dixon in
the studio with US singer songwriter country in Western. He's
he's been banging on about this fantastic new song that
he's written over the last When did you write it exactly?

Speaker 5 (33:37):
He said it once. It might be banging up.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I mean he sort of went on about it quite
a lot at one time that you were saying, you
think the best thing you've ever written.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Okay, this is not true, listeners, this is not true
and been set up here this is and I wrote
it today, right, Okay, Yeah, what's.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
This?

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Is my first rodeo?

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Oh yeah, that's a twist on people to say it's
not my fist radio.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Yeah, that's what the song's about. Nice you woman doing now? Yes?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Sure, man, filled your boots.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
People say it's not my first rodeo when they got
things under control. But you'd only say that if you'd
never been in a rodeo that much. It's true.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
Because whether it's your first ever rodeo or one hundred
and fifty first rodeo.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Ball forehand, you're still shitting yourself.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
Getting kicked in the nuts by a horse doesn't get
any less sore over time getting laughed at by the
crowd when you writhe in in pain as the angry

(35:06):
horse gets shoed away by a clown. People say cockfighting
should be illegal, and it is.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Cockfighting is illegal.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
But there's another kind of cockfighting that is illegal, involving
two grown men naked from the waist down in a room,
just two men soaving their differences in their own way.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Who am I to judge? If it works? How do
you pick a winner? It's hit the first man to concede.
You can't imagine that fight could.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Go on for weeks.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Yes, so good man. It's true though, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, it is true that stuff. And that's quite emotional
listening to that.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
That's what country music does for you. It's truth. It's
the heart speaking to you, you know, yeah about you know,
cock fighting and whatever horse is kicking you in the nuts.
That kind of stuff. It's nice to think.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
About, I imagine, because you know you're touring all over
the world all the time, he must have seen your
fierce share of cock fighting.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, both kinds, the cockrell sort and the other sort.
That which do you prefer me? Wilson Dixon. I prefer
the second kind because I don't like to be cruel
to animals.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
There's cock fighting sort of universal.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Everybody gets it, and no matter where you go, there's
nobody sort of looking at your funny when you start
talking about that.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
No, not really. Yeah, well I would imagine that the
island of Lesbos. You wouldn't one that's still around that. Yeah. Yeah,
Amazons are on there. Yeah. Have they opened They've opened
it up, have they? It's still largely you know, Amazonians,

(37:13):
I think so, and they don't like take kindly to
conversations about cock fighting.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Have you told there before it's not such an issue?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
No, it's not. Haven't performed here, you know, there's not
a big country scene there.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Well, so are you excited for you things like that?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I love it?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Are you excited for your toe man?

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah? Man going Wang and newieh new Plymouth. Oh yeah,
frash Church yeah, in the cargo yeah, Queen queen down there?
They do they like me down there.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
I've been there before.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
I'm just saying the chat cock fighting down and the Vicago.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Yeah, there's a bit of it.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
No, you might find yourself in a bit of a
fisty caff stand there. They don't like that sort of talk.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Okay, why because it's true, too true for them. Something
that brings up stuff like you, Jason doesn't make them feel.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Sit Yeah, maybe a bit too close to the bone,
but wistful okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, close to the bone.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Yeah, Wilson.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Hey Wilson, where can people get tickets if they want
to come see you?

Speaker 5 (38:14):
To them?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Man?

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Oh, I'm Live Nation. Oh really yeah, go to Live
Big Time. I'm also going to Tower Tower Unner. Yeah,
and also to back here in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, right, Well you're playing in Auckland in Hollywood? Wow?
Which is here? Sounds like it's not. It sounds like
I'm talking about another place, But it's here, the Hollywood
and Avon Dale.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Oh no, that's a great venue there. Yeah, we're going
there on Thursday. O.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
What are you going to go and see you there?
You missed my concert because it's not then. But what
are you going to say?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
My daughter's in a band, so I'm going to go
and see here.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
That'd be a good name for a band.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
My daughter's in a band.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Hey Wilson, if you could play anywhere in the world band,
wh would you play? Good question? It's good like the
Grand Old Opry or something like that.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Yeah, maybe like a I'm an auditorium or something like that. Yeah,
that's where it is round all. Yeah, I would. I'd
love to play there along with you know, some of
my favorites. I suppose you know Dolly Parton.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, she's good.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
She's two of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Well, Wilson Dixon, mate, thanks so much as always for
coming in.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
And what a pleasure in good life about that.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
I mean like she's got she's got her turn of
real poppy side and her kind of more country stadement.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Hey, all the best with the tour, and make sure
you're getting fast because they sell out quick.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
These tickets they do already sold out. Yeah maybe yeah,
maybe Live Nation, Docto.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
The whole Actually Big Show with Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Welcome back to your messive bagbones.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Hope you're surviving this crazy Tuesday night. Wherever you are,
you're listening to the Big Show brought to you by Night.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Do you hear me?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Go low? The adjacent Yah? Impressive A man, you like
to be the low guy. Hey, sorry about that, man,
but it's not low.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Always go. I tend to go quite high when I
you know, stapped putting it on.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
But you know, Jason is this thing about being the
guy with the cool low voice. Yeah yeah, he doesn't
like it whenever anyone sort of comes near that.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, yeah, well I do have a low voice, but
I mean someone's got a low voice of me. I
don't sort of worry about it or anything, really, yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
This is my real voice and I've been changing it
these last three years.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Now.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Listen, the podcast outro today was kind of a weird one,
wasn't it. I can't even We were talking politics. That'spirasees
here was freaking us out a bit.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, it's new hairdoo.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Yeah it was my even though it was completely you
two talking about politics and stuff. It was but mine,
you here do freaking everyone out. Here's a week clip
called Algorithm was me banging on, is what it was.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
It was good stuff though I wouldn't even have any algorithm.
I don't think it'll be music. It's only music I'll
watch on you for me. It's American politics, it's.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Village cooking Village cooking is just these Indian feellows.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Oh yeah, just sitting off the racism alarm on the
podcast actually, which I believe is the first chase.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Tell me what.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Actually, I'm a big fan of watching people make curries,
particularly Indian curries.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yes, there's something about.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
There's something about there's something about Indian curries being made
from scratch that that really affect me.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
And it's only Indian carries, only Indian curries, like a
tie curry.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
I didn't see anybody do that curry or an Indian
carry for that man.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
And I also love watching people cook crabs. It's another
weird watching look like bastards to eat.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
But you know what's weird? Soft shell crab. We just
eat the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
It's so weird, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
And a really spicy sauce.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Ye bring it?

Speaker 5 (42:12):
How do you?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
What's the deal with that?

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Are we doing?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
What's for tea tonight?

Speaker 4 (42:15):
By the way, No, it's tomorrow. Ye sorry, fellas, everyone's
favorite sement's not happening. Yeah, what's your take on crabs? Mogi?
I'd rather not have them, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
On radio supergroup There on the Radio hod A Key,
Big show.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
But we've got some kind of breaking news.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
This is breaking news. Well it's kind of what's not
right now, but that's what breaking me news. That's the
first time I've broken the news on the show show.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Yes, the rock and roll band Jane's Addiction, who I
love A big fan of Jane's Addiction. They've got been
on tour for the first time in fourteen years with
their original lineup which includes Dave Navarro and also on guitar,
and also Perry Farrell lead guitarist, and also they've got
a dude on I think on bass is it Tim

(43:22):
Avery or something rather like that, who was also in
Hoole from memory right, Okay, you know, so they sort
of mix it up a little bit, but a bloody
good band, but they're always a little bit.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Tim pestuous, dysfunctions, really nice.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Tim Pertuis is really great, thanks man, really perfect, the
perfect word you've come up with the Well anyway, they're
back on tour and a couple of nights ago they
got into a bit of biffo on stage between Perry
Farrell and Dave Navarro and I say, beffo. You know
Perry Farrell's sixty five years old. Yes, it's a certain
kind of fighting once you get to that kind of age.

(43:57):
And as a result of this fisty caffs. The complaint
there was that Perry was saying that the band was
playing too loud. So he's sort of on stage the
way that a boom and neighbor would be if there's
a party next door, and he's complaining about the noise
of the party. But the problem is it's his party.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Go down there.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
I'm trying to see this over there. So as a result,
the entire tour has been canned. Goodness, she's all over,
and Dave Navarau has released a statement say due to
a continuing pattern of behavior and the mental health difficulties
of our singer Perry Farrell, he's not mincing words.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Here, Yes, he's straight.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
We've come to the conclusion we have no choice but
to discontinue the current tour. Our concern for his personal
health and safety, as well as our own, has left
us with no alternative. At previous gigs, Perry Farrell had
been launching into many nonsensical rants about cow pastures, mushrooms, surfing,
living in Florida, and arguing with his brother about politics

(45:00):
while chugging from a bottle of wine throughout the performance.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
Wow, sounds pretty standy, really rock and roll stuff, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (45:08):
But you can see how weird that. But the problem is, like,
what you want is the guy that's hammered. You want
everybody else to be getting annoyed at ham If the
guy that's hammered is getting annoyed at everybody who's sober,
they're not doing anything wrong. Yes, it's a tough at
the office.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Therein lies a problem.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
What does Jane make of all this? I think Jane
passed away some years ago? Actually, right, sad tale. That's
really They've got some bloody good chone and hopefully they
can get back together and open up for an oasis
next year.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
That's what I'm hoping for.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Wow, and you'll have a fifty percent chance of seeing
both bands completely.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Now it would drop to about ten. It's low far out.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
I'm sorry to b I didn't realize what a sad
story behind the band is it really? Oh, it's a
sad story. To google it. You give it a google, right.
I was just trying to make the sort of a
have a little bit of a gag there, and that radio.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Often how it can happen, but we just don't know
about you know, the band or you know what.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Yeah, it's it's a it's a tricky road.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
It's a tight rope, isn't it. Really.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I'm just a bit nervous when you say you're going
to google stuff because I know that you got these
weird rhythms going on with your algorithm and stuff popping
up on your phone.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Rhythm because the word rhythm is an algorithm.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, yeah, I just rhy it.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
That's clever, and you know, because of all the buzzies
and stuff that are cut up on your phone and cool.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
But we're finishing this break like this is good buzzy chat.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Yeah, but yeah, interesting.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Anyway, They Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Radio ho Nucky Big Show this Tuesday evening. Let's talk TV.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 7 (46:53):
Yeah that's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Actually bad had a little bit of his tone to it, there,
didn't it. Yeah, a bit of the brato not bad. Hey,
I watched a movie and it's been a while since
I watched a movie. But I watched a movie and
it was called The Holdovers.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
You know about that one?

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Yes, is directed by Alexander Payne and stars Paul G. Muddy, Yes,
who was also in Alexander Payne Sideways if you remember
that Wine Country one that he did. Yes, And it's
sat in a school and it's over the it's over
the Christmas New Year break and the sort of five

(47:37):
people that have to stay at the school because their
parents are too busy to look after them. And it's
sort of a character study of that good Man good movie. Yes, yep,
it's you know, it's not super it's a it's an
Alexander Payne movie. It's a drama, it's funny, it's a
little bit touching and point characters. Yes, but I thoroughly,

(48:00):
thoroughly enjoyed it. Just an easy going, yeah, just well
made film.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
I watched it about a month ago, right, and I
was the same. I thought it was nicely done.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Yeah, I watched that like two weeks ago. I thought
it was really poignant.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
You like the.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Poignancyne, Yeah, when it just described for me the word poignant, What.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Does it sort of like when the movies are really
good and it makes you feel stuff.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
You know.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
That's so true emotive. What did you watch it on?

Speaker 6 (48:25):
I watched it on Netflix, right and actually Divine Joy
Randolph who played the cook, the chef, the cook. Yes,
she won the Best Supporting Actress Academy Award for her role, which,
if I'm honest, surprises me.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yes, because it was all right, but.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
It wasn't as poignant as I would have liked. She
would have more poignancy. Yeah, I think it's a bit
more from the shift would have been good. Yes, what
did you ask case?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I watched Game of Two Halves?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Wow, the episode from last week? Yes, oh you should
have watched the mark Elis smith Ridge.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
You go back to the old series. Yeah, yeah, massive
eachy that's me. I thought you did a good job.
Kezy compliment, it feels real, sarcastic.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I thought you did an excellent job.

Speaker 9 (49:20):
Thank you every week? No really, yes, why's that? And
it's nothing to do with the show per se.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
It is that it's just not my genre of Yeah,
so I don't enjoy those type of shows.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Yeah, you know, you couldn't pretend to just on the radio.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Oh look I had the odd little.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
And chuckle, but no, I thought you were excellent, man,
and I think everyone's excellent on it.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
It's just not my type of TV.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because you were saying that
you played it but your wife, because there's all trivia
questions in there, and your wife just hammad you.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Oh yeah, she she got all of the questions right
way before me.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
We've passed me off from answerably.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Well.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
The next episode is on Thursday eight point thirty on
sky Sport Open and sky Sport too. If you want
to watch that, you can give it another go.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh, let my wife know because she she loved it keezy.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Oh, I'll let her know.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
And one of the stars of the show as well. Yeah, hey,
he'll be stoked.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
I watched Sleepy Shooser Island last night. How'd you go? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (50:23):
It was.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
It's all good. It's funny because there's a couple of
people on the show that I know, and other people
are trying to convince them to like play duty, and
they're like, I want to get inside their head and
see what they are thinking. And I know that one
of these people in particular is thinking nothing and doesn't
really care, but everyone else is like, oh.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Man, I wonder to what that thinking, Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
What's the play?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
And I know this person is like I don't care, right,
I do not care at all.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
The Whodiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Kisy It's tool there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show
this Tuesday night. Now listen up. If you love your tattoos,
who and you love your art? Oh yeah, and you
love the Taranaki because this, my friends, is for you.
The Tatoo and Art Festival down there in November. It

(51:12):
is going off already in terms of ticket sales so
many people they might actually have to release a few more.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I believe it's so popular.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
That's right. I'm down in beautiful Taranaki there if you
keen to join. It's one of the biggest tato and
art festivals in the Southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
I love the Southern hem and when they wheel out
that Southern Hemisphere chet I get mangled.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yes fully, yes, good stuff.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:33):
So it's one of the biggest in the world because
that's between sort of US and like Kasmania, Argentina, Argentina,
Eastern Island, the South Pole and act Fiji, so none
of them even come close in Prohrenesia.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah, you keep listening to them, man. So if you're
keen to come along, two hundred and fifty of the
world's best tatoo artists will be down in Tartanaki twenty
third and twenty fourth's happening at Tearsby Stadium. If you
are keen to win not only tickets for you and
to make to go along, but also free flights, a
night at the overtwel and a five hundred dollars tatoo
vouched to top up your ink. Yeah, here to Hodaki
dot co dot Nz and getting to get yourself in

(52:14):
the drawer there. Put your details down because we will
be drawing that soon. You do not want to miss out.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
And to add more to it, the big show is
going to be down there, aren't we finally doing a
live show as we always do before the tatto win out.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Yeah, the Friday night will be down there doing a
live show. It's going to be one hell of a weekend,
all presented by the Panthon.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
And we're just going to be celebrating you know, tattooing arts.
Yes radio as well because we'll be there and also
being the biggest in the Southern hemisphere. Baby, you know
a lot of people. You know how many people live
in the Southern Hemisphere. Man, we are dominating how many
ten percent of the world's population.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Yeah, so that's that's that When you are the biggest
thing in the Southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
That's a bit kicking air. Yeah, that's a big deal.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Wow, that's huge.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Manga is a big deal.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
That's why you put that in your marketing brother, right,
I just feel like that's you. You're almost going negative
on it now, ad idea. It's a good year to
be honest. It doesn't even say biggest in the Southern Hemisphere.
I've just heard. No, I didn't make it up. I've
heard that it is. Its possibly not even no it is.
It's from last year. I remember someone say it's actually
biggest in the Southern Hemisphere. Somebody's seen it, but you

(53:23):
don't know it. Yeah, someone took me some like the
biggest in the world.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
But it can I just say when it comes to
Edmund Kezy, never make it up, man, never ever.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Ef If the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Well there you go, your air bus.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
It's actually a Tuesday show done in Dustin. What a
shot it's been fellas Yeah? Top twenty four?

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Is your favorite part of it? Chase?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
I think Wilson Dixon.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
There wasn't any of the stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Okay, yeah, what was your favorite part?

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Is he us all talking about diamonds on Richmond? No? Yeah,
that was good.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
The big show, big proposals? Yeah, yeah, yeah nice? What
about you, ma? You's your favorite part?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
There's a pretty sweet air break in the four o'clock out.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, that is good.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
I didn't it as well?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Actually, yeah, but a good show around. What's the playing tonight?
She's done a very nice night out there. Makee maybably
put the fire onto the fire, off the heat pump
and snuggle.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
I'll look at the fire and feel the heat pump
and watch your movie or something. Maybe, I don't know.
It feels like a snuggly sort of a night, know
what I'm saying. Yeah, put the electric blankets. I'm glad
I didn't take those off the bed. A lot of people,
of course, were saying that that was the end of winter,
weren't they sure? And we were saying that was a
false dawn.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Absolutely the coldest stay in Auckland in fifty years. Apparently today.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Yes, there's a yarn. Jesus, there's such a.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Yeah, you can't just say stuff like that on the radio.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
You're going home tonight, going to immediately have a shower,
get warmed up, put the heat pump on, cook your
lovely wife dinner because she's home a bit later tonight.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Plan and may just chill out with maybe a few beersies.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Yeah, that's that's pretty much the plan, to be honest,
take a load off, you know, wash my hair, take
a load off, and then you cook it delicious and
then we're having a stir Friday night, which I'll cook
for my wife and then I'll put her to bed.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Great, So I'll take another load off on the couch
and play PlayStation. What did you What the hell did
you think I was? Jase? Jase? See now you're making
it seem like I was being rude, but I'm not.
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Certainly not taking a load off, Keezy, that's for sure.
I'll go home, do some stretching, I think. Oh yeah,
for my big golf game with Keysy tomorrow. We're playing
well hopefully.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Yeah, speak, I'll speak to my wife.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Yeah, eat some.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Food because I'm starving, watch a bit of TV and
then go to bed, snag a lot read with it,
and then go to sleep.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Yeah, good stuff. Hey, make sure you check out the podcast.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Make sure you check out our Instagram account. Till tomorrow,
See you later, Okay,