September 19, 2024 • 52 mins
On today's show, Jase has a hot date with Pugs, Mike's waging war against teachers, and Keyzie gets the role of a lifetime off the back of Matt Heath leaving Hauraki.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show was night and day for the best milkshakes,
thick shakes and super thick shakes. Well, is it the
biggest show, Our biggest shot, bitterest, biggest.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Speak show, which just nice good amy Barsid's great every
company This Thursday afternoon, the nineteenth of September twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the big show
brought to you by Night.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Today.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Moi, you got your tidy whitey on house life making
pretty grass man, you're looking good.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I've got my tidy waity on. Man's like Gan. All
good over here, brother, another beautiful day up in Auckland.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's about eleven degrees person it with rain loving it, brother,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I noticed you were eating a chocolate bar before the
show there. That wasn't one of those horny goat weed
chocolate bar.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
It's just a standy protein bar that's got a sprinkling
of viagra on it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I actually want to put a question out to the listeners.
You're good, thanks, mate. While while it's on my does
does horny goat weed work in terms of the arousal?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I don't think that's what it's for. I think that's
a bit of a misdirection. The horny goat weed, is it?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I think so? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it just
clears up if you've got thrush.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right, Keezy, you mad bar said to tell you what, mate,
you are looking great as always. You got your weird
green hoodie on a dirty cap. How house life, Gezy?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Do not say I don't wear weird hoodies and have
dirty caps.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
A right?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That is that is you? This cap is sparkling clean.
I checked it before I came in, and this hoodie
is cool and warm. Sure I feel good though. Fellas
really look good man. Yeah, thank you. I think we
all look great.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Because you were saying earlier when you came in that
you were feeling a bit out of it today, well
you were saying sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
This is a rare occasion where I was actually saying
something earlier. I do feel a wee bit out of it,
So does Pug. So did my wife. Yes, so you,
well you goes up to nothing. How do you feel today?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I feel a little bit out of it, So I'm
feel sweet. It's because it's Thursday, and Thursday's my personal
hunt day. I find it the hardest day of the
week because you're nearly there. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
what day do you find hardest in the week? ZeLing
text that three four.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Eight three guessing Monday.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hey, now, listen, I had a scary situation in bed
with my wife last night, which we'll talk about. You've
got a few gripes about the education system in this country,
and there's plenty more to come out.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Also, keep an here out would you rather will be
happening at some stage on the Hurducky Big Show, your
chance to have you and three mates either Halle Fishing
or Halle Golfing Hall of a prize here, listen out
for that que call. There is a number by the way, the.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Lenny Yeah, Lenny Krabit's here on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
His name is Leonard. Is it Leonard Crevitt.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's not a sexy though, is it Leonard?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah? Because he's pretty hot he is.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You know, So they went, let's go Lenny call me Lennie.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Hey, fellas, I've got a few gripes about the education
system in New Zealand if you could just give me
a minute.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
That sounds Have you got a sting for that? Keysy,
You're yeah, gripe chat. Yeah, here it is gripe chat.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well, Mogie, you're not moving to z B as well.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Are you not? Just yet? This is the kind of
content I'm building for it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm building for it great.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
And I've got a few actually, I've got a few
of these that are building up some of the experiences
you have when your kids starts primary school. Yeah, there's
a lot going on. So I've made a list. I'm
just going to go with this one today.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And that is.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Why the f are they teaching children about dinosaurs at school?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Fair question.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
My daughter has been.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Hammering me with facts about dinosaurs for the last two weeks,
none of which are based in any kind of science whatsoever.
She told me, She's like, Dad, you know about the
dri seotypes. It's like, yes, yep, they told me about
that as well when I was a kid. I didn't
need to know about it either. I don't say that.
I don't say that I thought it. She got three
horns on the heir.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I was like, oh, is that right? You've got to
pretend you don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Oh yeah, And she's like, yeah, and do you know
that the male shows off to the female before mating begins?
That's right, yeah, says who which one of your teachers
knows that?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Where did you get that information?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You're just drilling that into children? That is one hundred
percent bullshit? Why are you telling children that is absolutely insane?
You are wasting space in their brain about dinosaurs. They
can never apply any of that information to anything except
(05:02):
regurgitate it, and it may or may not be true,
and it's probably not true, yes, when you could be
teaching them about animals that exist, how to read, how
to write, any other thing. I have a theory on this.
I thought about it. Do you think they start with
dinosaurs because they are so mind bogglingly huge and crazy
that it's preparing them to then their brains to learn
(05:23):
about other stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
But the thing with dinosaurs is, or the thing with kids,
is everything is brand new. You could talk about elephants
and crocodiles and lions or ants the world's ants create
is infinitely more interesting than a showing off triceotops male
trying to mate with a female.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Do you know what I mean? Insanity?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You could get an ant farm in the class.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Thank you, you know what. I'mical application, Sorry you ants
are more interesting than dinospas.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Nest events is quite fascinating to watch.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But listen, it's actually a dollar events.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
This is really interesting because when I was one, we
used to go to my uncle's aunt uncle an auntie's farms.
In terms of television, we weren't allowed to watch anything
other than nature programs.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I watched the David Attenburgh documentary the other day. It
was magnificent, and I've forgotten how good that stuff was.
But I take your point. What's the point of dinosaurs?
They're gone, it's over, it's done, it's dusted. We've got
other stuff to focus on. Why are they focusing on dinosaurs?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Sorry, I just assume they'd be an air bombing there.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'd be intreated to know from the listeners on three
for eight three or by all mains drop as of
talkback through the iHeartRadio app, like what is your experience?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh yeah, indeed, give us a call eight hundred hordaki.
We're doing talkback radio. So we are doing talkback. What
the if is going on? In our schools?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
We were teaching kids you might as well be teaching
them about what the Avengers or any other It might
as well be fictional for that it doesn't exist. It's
not real. Yeah, man, it's insanity. It is insanity.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's pretty cool though, Dinosaurs, you know what I mean?
If they're real? Yeah, so is? You know, so is
iron Man? Just teach them about that. But you can't
go and find the skeleton of Iron Man. Very deep
with it.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
When's the last time you saw a five year old
digging up a goddamn t rex? Keezy, it doesn't happen.
There's El seven, The.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Kesey Split ends there on the Radio hod Archie Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes
past four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yes, well, I was just going to say, we've just
been chatting about dinosaurs.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And you're outraged.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, my daughter's five years old. She's been taught for
the last two weeks solid about dinosaurs. Now, I just
want to clarify, I'm not denying that dinosaurs ever roamed
the earth. Sure, perhaps I wasn't clear about that. It
sound so yeah, no problem with that. Absolutely they existed.
My point is, is there any point spending so much
time teaching kids about something that in their day to
(08:02):
day life does not matter at all, and they could
be focusing on other things that are perhaps a little
bit more relevant.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Sure, you know what I mean. In my day to
day life.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We could just be training them to just, you know,
do things like pick up rubbish and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Agreed. Agreed.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
And also my problem with it was, as I said,
my daughter relaying me facts that she's learned about dinosaurs.
For example, a male shows off to a female before mating,
which is complete made up bullshit by the teacher. Nobody
knows what they did yet.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No, that's true, mind you. I get a bit peacocky
in that front.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah they've based it off of Jason. Yeah, yeah, that's
where they've got it from a lot of texts coming
through on three four eight three Moggie sounding like Chris
lux and here denying dinosaur existence. If teachers don't talk
about dinosaurs, how else are we supposed to learn about?
Hoidy j Dinosaurs are freaking awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Kids love it, man, Oh hey, look they love it,
so let's teach them about it.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It seems like purely at this point, and because it's
her first year of learning, maybe it is just about
teaching their brains to learn about stuff, you know what
I mean? Before then learning about that makes no sense
at all. Actually, you can't teach them about anything else
except for dinah. The only way to do it is
to teach them about dinosaurs. In China, they're teaching them
(09:19):
about dinosaurs and wherever you name it.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, it doesn't, it's not how the brain works. It
just seems weird to me to be teaching them about
something that they can't It's just insane.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
What about like elephants?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Hang on, you read that second text.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Again, which one was that if teachers don't talk about dinosaurs,
how else are we supposed to learn about? HOODI j
all right, okay that no, I.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Just thought I heard it wrong.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Okay, Yeah, if I was to learn about an elephant
at five years of age, there are no elephants around me.
That doesn't help me. Well, there are at the zoo.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
You can actually go down and see the elephant, and
you could do it was a school trip, and then
that would reinforce what you've been learning the classroom because
you're able to visually see what we taught to you
or on the TV.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You're all on tally. But I can watch Walking with Dinosaurs,
which came out twenty years ago, and then I could
see them on the TV as well.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
That's true, but they don't have camera. I don't want
to break it to your cause that wasn't camera footage
you were watching.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Oh what was it? You're joking, It's just a c
Of course, Smogie does in fact believe in the existence
of dinosaurs that they were once. I did clarify that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I took one of my daughters out of the school
when she first started school, Mogi, because every time we
turned up to peck her up from school, they were
watching a Disney video and we were like, it seems
and we would ask you, what what did you do
at school today? Darning as we watch videos, Yeah, but
not even like educational videos like Disney and stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
When we went we had that when we came when
we're taking our daughter around to visit schools, and we
went in there and there was a huge, like sixty
inch television with a guy on there singing songs and
the teacher standing next to the screen looking at the children.
She's singing the same song as the guy on the TV.
Why have you got the TV?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Man, get rid of the TV. Just have the person?
What totally?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Keys was wondering what the what guy it was and
what he was singing?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Oh no, it was we're watching talk with her, watching
talk back. You're with our old show there? Yeah, kids
love it. I mean that's technically extinct.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
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Speaker 2 (11:37):
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Speaker 4 (12:29):
Answer but presumptuous. Maybe that should be up to us.
That's you went magging them pretty hard.
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Speaker 2 (12:54):
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Speaker 2 (12:57):
Please?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
This one here is from anonymous ah top of a mountain,
pretend to fall over, end up on one knee. The
rest is history, right, Okay, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I think in the process of pretending to fall over,
he may or she may actually hurt themselves and then
it'll just be a debarkay.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Throwing themselves off the mountain.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's very hard to fake a fall.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It is very difficult. What else is it? Chris? That
is my real name. I was thinking of doing something
with a skydiving voucher that we've got, but not sure
how any ideas, well do you do because that's like
taking the plunge, isn't it you what are you plunging
(13:45):
into love? Love and marriage? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Tandem skydive there
and you know, you get the ring out there and
then you drop it God, and you get to the
ground and go what a disaster. And then bat he
gets down on one knee. He's like, oh, no, I
think I found it. Boom. He had it all along. Wait,
so it was in his undies. So you're telling we
(14:12):
are safe.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I don't know. So in this situation, it's a man
proposing to a woman. You're telling her I've got a ring.
Now you're going down. You're proposing as you go down, Sorry,
on one knee. It's going down on the parachuting Yeah, yeah,
how do you get on one knee? No, you don't
get on one day when you're parachuting, Chris, wake up man,
So calling me Chris, it's thrown me off.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
You're proposed on the way down, right, Are you married?
You got to shout because it's Wendy up there and
you're holding the ring and you're holding the ring and
she's like probably not, and you're like oh, and then
you all.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
They always say you've got to make sure they're going
to say yes, right, and then you drop it and
it's like.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh no, but then you land on the ground.
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Speaker 3 (14:53):
That's a great idea, Michael think, yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
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Speaker 3 (15:41):
There, no lovely ring.
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Speaker 4 (15:45):
Feels certainly do Jason. Yeah, yeah, only diamonds. Yeah, none
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none of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Do you know that? For effect? Just diamond if you
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Speaker 2 (15:56):
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Speaker 3 (16:01):
Or are you sure about that? Because they might have
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Speaker 2 (16:22):
And can we just can I just reiterate again, what's
that Jason bending the knee, not dropping the knee, dropping
the knee sounds like.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
A rugby league for it's a wrestling things.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I want to drop the knee on him right, bending
the knee. Okay, yeah, good on you quick.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Sorry about that. Jason coming up after five. By the way,
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Speaker 1 (16:44):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Hold Ikey, welcome back to Massive Bank moons. Hope you're
getting through your Thursday afternoon tickety boo. You're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Night.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Day.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
That was a shocker from you. I ran out of there.
It was a shocker. I apologize. Hey, Keysy watched the
Night Day special today? Ah?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, of course there's the milkshakes and their thick shakes
in that that they've always got. What about the coffee coffee,
well they do. You can get a hell of a
caffeine fix. Sure for us to make coffee for his
last four fifty you know.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
And they're still running the Haughty Jay special from yesterday.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Oh yeah great, what's in that? Uh?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
And that is of course, you get your you got
your flat white with eight sugars. Remember remember they also
organized for a duck to walk in and go poos
on the ground.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
That's right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
They also bring in some kids golf clubs, and then
they bring it a really clean hat and then just
throw it in the mud on your head.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Can I just asked, what do you mean they bring it?
Aren't they already there? If it's part of the special
they bring.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It frombout back, right, you just buy them off the shelf.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Is that a full kit as well? Or is it
just a few clubs?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I know it's it's the full kit of kids clubs
and then like a couple of really rady old ones
from a second hand shot. Sure, and yeah that's and
then obviously also some like spicy chicken soup. Oh yeah, yeah,
some of the yeah that they tell you is really good,
but it's actually not that great.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I've heard it is amazing. Yeah, I heard that from you.
Spicy chicken soup. Get stuck? And how much is that? Geezy?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I guess twelve ninety nine, twelve ninety eight, Right, I've
dropped it.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Hey now listen coming up on the show, I hear
some exciting news for you, Geezy, which I want to
get into very very short.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
What about like some sort of all black splitters low chat.
We'll probably do that tomorrow, I think, Yeah, save it.
Oh you don't want to do it today? Man, Oh
that just be weird, would it?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, just that's a bit premium. Also, we're going to
speak speaking to Puk Sharn't because he's got a gig
coming up that he wants to chat to us about. Fellows.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh, stand up gig. Oh that's exciting, it's really good.
He's sitting out there in the studio b wearing a
ball gag.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I don't know what is going on there.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
He's like, man, he's a freak for all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Here's Nevada the.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I'tic monkeys there on the Radio hold Archy Big Show.
This Suesday afternoon. The time it's thirteen minutes past five o'clock.
I think it's fair to say, fellas that there's an
ever shifting landscape at Radio Hodaki at the moment, with
the massive news yesterday that Matt Heath is leaving Radio
(19:48):
Hodaki and going to ZM there, and I was sorry,
he'd be not ZEND. He'd be great, he'd be really
good at ZM. I thought he'd be pretty good at
Flavor as well. Actually, yeah, but there you go. And
of course when that sort of thing happens, opportunities open up, Mogi.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You know, there's vacancies and and spaces need to be filled.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Musical cheers. Musical cheers always interesting, keeping an eye, you know,
speculating what's going on.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, what it was interesting because you were banging on
about it yesterday, Keysy, and you were suggesting that actually
you would quite enjoy doing Breakfast Radio this morning radio.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah yeah, sure, sure, obviously the big shows. I've got
a good thing going here, you know, and I love
doing the show with you guys. Sure.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
So yeah, Well it's interesting because it made me think
about it last night, and I'm pretty down with the
head of ends in me here old Bogsy of course. Yeah. Yeah,
And so I was thinking about it, Moggie, and about
what keys He was saying about Breakfast Radio. I thought,
you know what, I think he's ready.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I think the time, I think I think the time
is that, you know, we give Kezy an opportunity to
spread his wings and to fly, as it were. Not
that you're not flying on the show now, no, but
just off your own sort of bat kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I do think I could fly a lot higher if
I was sort of let out of the cage, you
know what I mean. I feel like, you know, I'm
sort of flying and carrying like a big weight, like
an anvil. Yeah, I can see how you'd think that. Yeah,
so if I got a chance to get away from,
you know, having to carry these massive honkers around.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
So anyway, I ended up calling up Boxy and having
a little chit chat with him. There's none of your business, Gezee.
I can't. I can't give that sort of detail out
and I put it to him, And I've been speaking
to the management team across the way and stuff, and
I've got some really exciting news for you, Kezy. What
it's happening man, Morning Radio, Morning Radio on the greatest
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radio station in the country.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
You're joking, Really, You've actually managed to do something for me. Actually, Yeah,
after a year and a half of doing nothing, you've
got me a new job.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Well, and the new job, I mean you don't get
breakfast radio. Mate. That that's you know, that's the top,
that's the serious.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It's not drive.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, exactly, that's a road to nowhere.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Has been absolutely it's a it's a Diden street and
I need to be allowed to fly. So who's gonna
do my job? Pugs? Who cares? I don't even care.
I want to be doing morning radio. Yeah, are you kidding?
That is amazing a pay rise? Actually, I who cares?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, it's more the opportunity than Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
What can I just say? When? When do they want
me to start?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'm thinking I think it was two weeks? Wow? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Can I just say? It has been great working on
the Big Show. I have loved it, but I'm gonna
love morning radio even more. Just it's nothing against you guys.
It's like a wee bit against Pugs on. But I
just I'm built for morning radio, you know what I mean?
I built people wake up. They want to hear someone
like me first thing in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
So I'm bloody excited about this. And to be honest,
my heart was never in drive anyway.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
It was just sort of a mean like you were
just sort of treating water and yeah, half ass, wasn't it. Yeah,
come across and incredibly you've got the opportunity.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
So yeah, wow, I guess good things happen to people
that are half yea talented as well.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, yeah, good far out.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
I'm gonna to get used to the early morning six
till what is it? Nine?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
No? What three am to six am?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I thought it was the host of three But there's
a jewel in the crown, Yeah, the pre pre brick,
So you're sort of like you're warming up, you're warming
the audience up. Don't do that hand hang on. So
it's three am till six am? Yes, I thought you
were talking about me Heath leaving and then me and
then I take spot no, so but congrats.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yeah, and it's a shame that you didn't really enjoy
your time and drive it is, and that you've been
half as in it and all of that.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
So that is a shame.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
But you know, we can't really be a grudge because
you won't be here exactly if you're doing you know,
the morning, and there'll be pugs as well.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I didn't know it was three or six, Yeah, no,
I thought it was six. I thought it was the
you know, the three am to six am, right, and
if you locked that and.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
That's been locked in made. I signed on your behalf and.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
You only have to do about two breaks in the earth,
a little bit of news coverage and the bit of
traffic maybe, but it's pretty light at that time of
night most of the time.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I know it's listening, except is it Fellers? You know
I'm just joking around. I love drive. This is where
I want to be. I love it here.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I love you guys, sign and seal keysy hang on
what you.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Can't the huraiking being shown podcast Radio Horaki.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Would you rather Helly fishing or Helly gold Let's find
out what this great New Zealander would choose? Or New
Zealanders in this case fields three opportunities. They had two
great prizes, Helly fishing and or Helly golfing. I'd be
happy with either, or I.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Mean I would too, but I'd be really happy with
Helly golf Personally, I'd be really happy with Helly.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I think fishing I'm leny more towards of fishing there man,
you could do the bungee out of the helicopter and
catch a fish like on that lot of remember that one.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I tell you Yeah, and then you go to the pub.
There was a famous aunt to when someone jumped out
of the helicopter and landed on like a great white shark.
Yeah that was me.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Okay, yeah it was Mogi.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Well what are you going to say?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Nothing? Hey, let's get to the callers, Brian, your may
ad bars it. Hell's live not to be my friend?
Good on you mate? What do you do for a crust?
I am a backbone for a locksmith and company. You're
a backbone.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
That's off the backbone list.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Now Brian there mate, halle fishing or how golf?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I'll be dealing the line.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Off on fishing my friends.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Good on you, Brion.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Stay on the line there, buddy, and our good mates
pumps on in the studio. B we'll look after you.
Who are we going to nix?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
There?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Dave from Southland? Your mad bust? How's life?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh bloody good?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
What are you doing Southland there? Dave? To earn a Christine?
What kind of rig you're running?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh no? I mean what do you look like with
your shirt off?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah? All right Dave?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
What are you running with?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Mate? Golf of fishing?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
We'll go fishing?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, I tell you what. My good luck with that.
I chuck you in the puts up in studio, be
all right than you yet get a Joss? How's life
a fellows? Are we? Yeah? Good? Thanks you? How's you been? Josh?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh not too bad, mate, not too bad?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Good on you man. And what do you do to
in a crust? Just knocks together for a living mate?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah? Yeah, you're just a backbone, massive.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Back not quite a radio. Yeah there are, Yeah, they're overrated. Hey, Josh,
what do you want to do mate? Fishing or golfing? Oh,
it's a tough one. I'll probably go with the Helly
person sellers.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, wow, I think if it was I think with
the golf if you're going over water, I think part
of the attraction here is you get to go to
Great Barrier, Ireland. So it's it's something a little bit
small special, wasn't it for both?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah? Is going to do that? We'll just hang you
having the pugs. Pugs? So can you cross that, Josh
cross Joss? He's just too Yeah. Absolutely, don't forget. By
the way, this whole thing is made possible things. So
I make it's at HELLI trans helicopters. Oh yeah, you've
got the fishing trip which is off the rocks at
(28:05):
Great Barrier Island, all the gear and of course your
helicopter there and back. And you've got the Halle Golf
two which is all the way to beautiful Middy Way,
golf links, you get flown in green fees, golf carts,
food beers. It's all good man, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
That's good either way. Speaking of good Sri Lanka currently
now three three for nine. Another wicket for New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Be Hey, fellers, would you like he would you rather question?
This is one that's just shown up now and I
think it's really good. Okay. Would you rather always give
the best gifts or always give the best advice?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Oh god, oh man, that really annoys advice advice?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Hey, what's coming up after five thirty here?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Jason no Man, the Hilliarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kyzy.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Tune in on radio Smashing Pumpkins there on the radio
Hodarky Big Show this Thursday afternoon, the time five pin
thirty nine. Now we've got the Yummy Boys in the
studio with us, and I hear you saying, what the
hell's the Yummy Boys? Well? I can tell you that
it's two DJs that have set up together from Radio Hodaki,
(29:16):
none other than the Great Punkshan himself and Big Dilly,
who's been helping us out as well. How are you
going Forel's good?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Thanks Jase, how are you?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah? Good Man?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Good cool. I understand you guys got a big gig
coming up, and it's sort of like a sport music crossover.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
It's an out door block party, if I can call
it this. Yeah, that's right. So Normal Taps just down
the road from the office here, Normal Taps, right, Normal Taps.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yeah, they're going to be hosting a big shindig outdoors
there in the car park Wow, screening the All Blacks game.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
And they're gonna have food trucks and they're gonna have
tables and chairs, and they're going to have a couple
of DJs, the Big Show Hodaki Yummy.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Boys, Wow, Hey Dilly? Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Man. What what sort of chunes you're playing, Pucksan and Big.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Dilly Jason, The kind of tunes that make you shout
yummy boys?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Okay, what time do you think you'll go on stage
and how long will you play for?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Well?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
I do believe we are playing over the course of
the rugby match, so.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
There will be So you guys are like DJ a
hole pretty much a hole a couple of holes.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah right, So well, the people are watching the footy
and having you know, some food and drinks and stuff,
enjoy the game, trying to enjoy the game. They want
to listen and they want to really tune into it.
Huge game.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah, and acc commentary as well. So we're just going
to be playing right over the top of that. It's
going to be really awesome. Yeah, and we don't have.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
To go to see that normal taps smogie. Yeah. The
city works defo car park.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
But it should be a big night. I mean, we're
obviously going to be putting the feelers out to see how.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
People are engaging playing yea as well.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
They're going to be playing Yummy Boys songs with us,
the Feelers, the band there, no Chris, okay.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
But it should be a fun time.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
You're just sort of going to put the feelers out
see how people are engaging with the game.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
If some people want to come over a boggie, we
might turn it up a not.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
If they're really engaged with the game, then ye down,
people have gone there for the game.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
It doesn't really matter how many people are still watching.
You sort of got to consider them because they can't leave.
It's too late to leave, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
They can leave.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Man, you'll be You'll be carrying on as normal afterwards.
The Patson, how do you mean we just hitting the town.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
The thing is though, with this kind of big event,
if I can call it, that's huge. It's like a festival. Really,
people meet each other, don't they. They meet each other,
singles meet each other and they sort of, you know,
they might hook up, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
What I mean?
Speaker 5 (31:50):
I mean, yeah, yeah, that's that's yeah, if that's what you're.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
But yeah, we'll be playing an actual set at halftime too.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
So when you're playing with sexynie and you want to
practice safe sex, if I can put it that way,
definitely you do. Mate.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah, that's a really good point, Fellas. Where are you
going with that? How you just feel as if people
want to get in touch with the yummy boys and
maybe get you guys to a gig at their joint.
How do they do that? You guys got have you
guys got a Facebook page? Like a MySpace page?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
We're sort of still an amateur here on LinkedIn LinkedIn yet.
You can hit us up on LinkedIn. Just search us up.
Yummy boys on LinkedIn?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Really want to plug for how people get in contact? No,
no message? Dylan on myself. What's your Instagram handle? Dylan
underscore OC.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
And I'm call me pugs. We haven't got an official
page yet.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
One.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
If we get enough interest, we'll get a go make one. Man,
just get it going, sure, build it and they will come. Yeah, man,
what thanks for having us as well.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
I really appreciate it means a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I'm excited for the talk. Is this yummy or not
quite yummy enough?
Speaker 6 (32:59):
It's not yummion, it's nice, it's tasty.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah, it's not yummy, it's false.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah. Man.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
The Hohodiking being shown podcast from that.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Food filers on the radio Hodaki Big Show this thusday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Hey fellers, Hi, I've got a big show tonight to
go to. Pretty fizzing about it. It's my daughter's first show.
She's five years old and they're doing it with the
school who Mike, Yeah, Mike, Little Mogi Mike June. Yeah.
So pretty pretty excited about it. I imagined it's going
(33:36):
to be pretty cute. Jos, Is that how it goes man.
I mean, you've had four daughters. I imagine they were
all forced to perform in the show on a year
by year basis. Is that something that you really were
thrilled about?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
And I just loved it?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I guess my question would be, I mean, how long
you just want it to go on forever?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Don't you? Well?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
It does generally. Back in the day, it was terrible
violin playing out of tune, singing, kids having breakdowns on
the stage. Really nice for the kids, you know, that
sort of thing, you know what I mean, and the
parents just taking photos and just lots of carry on,
very poor performances, lots of little tantrum like five though,
(34:15):
and even going oh, how cute, and it's not cute.
It's just really annoying.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah right, Actually, genuine question, as a thespy in yourself,
someone who's une acting, are you excited to see your
daughter now act?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Look, I am, to be honest.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
She's pretty excited about it, and she's been banging on it,
I mean, talking about it for a couple of weeks now,
pretty excited. And it's cool to see them excited because
she's also seen me on stage and been on stage
with me, and so she's pretty keen to get involved
in the family trade.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
You know what I mean, that's right.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
I mean the likelihood of lightning striking twice in one
family and having that kind of talent passed down by
this generation, you know, pretty slim.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Wow, you know the overwhelming mountain above them, you know
what I mean? Shade back. Yeah. A lot of a
lot of my girls did theater and stuff. They were
very good.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Wow, we're very good, very well. They had the best
teaching them.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I mean they were like better than all the other kids.
Oh you know what I'm saying. And I remember one
of my daughters merely doing a comedy sit hilarious.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, really good. It was superb. She ripped it straight
off Richard Pride. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Wow, that doesn't.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It was great stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah, I'm a little bit concerned about the duration. Yeah,
because I think, honestly, you know, credit with credits due,
et cetera, et cetera, encouraging, YadA, YadA, YadA, learning whatnot?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Ten minutes is long enough, isn't it. I would have thought, yeah, yeah,
it'll be an hour, won't it. I feel like it'll
be an hour. I don't know how they're going to
screw the story down into an hour. What are they?
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Wow, that's a good point. Actually, what are they doing?
It's a music cool version of Schindler's List.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Ikey, welcome back a massive backbones. You are listening to
The Big Show, brought to you by Night.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Day, No end Day. Yeah. They're our sponsor, Yeah they are,
and they're great. Yeah, they have been for a long time.
I want to say that, Hey, fellas, you like watching
TV ah ah, yeah for about fifteen minutes at a time. Yeah,
I go on and offer I love it. It's finding
(36:37):
the time, you know. Yeah, but twenty seven minutes is
quite a good runtime. It can't be.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah. I tend to turn it off around eight thirty.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, how about tonight, Chase, you just make a little
six exception there an section there was a mistake except well,
we're not going to dwell on it. Yeah, because section
even though it sounds a little bit filthy, Yeah, it
just sound it's not the kind of thing that we
want to in time, and because I want to be professional,
and it would just derail the whole what I was
(37:05):
back on this occasion, we might make.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
An Yeah, listen, I've had a date with Pugs tonight,
kezy right, yeah, yeah, so I won't be able to
watch whatever you're about to bang on about.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
You know you're my agent.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah yeah, So.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Tonight eight thirty is the second episode of the ACC
does Game and two Halves? Yeah, boys, jaz ah, but
too much musters on that what I think? It's officially
back Game of two Halves. It's in New Zealand icon,
this time without all the people who have been canceled.
The a SEC is taking it over and we've done
one episode already. Yes, Episode two comes out tonight eight thirty.
You can watch that for free on sky Sports select
(37:44):
the old Prime channel or on sky Sport two. I
believe if you've got Skysport Now or sky Go or
whatever however you watch the Warrior watch it on demand
and the All Black.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Watch Yeah, that's how I watched it.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
I watched the first episode and I loved it. And
the first episode is the trickiest one to get right,
that's right, So you'd hope that this one is going
to be even better.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
So even better? Well, it's got me Mania, Stuart the
late Matthew Heath, plus Junior far michaleib Bly as well,
and Katie Martin as well, who's great talent. So sounds
great thy tonight, Jase, Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Hey, do you want to just bang on about your
some podcasts or something? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
The podcast outro What's it About Today? Which is a
podcast we do outside of the radio show. By the way,
what were we chatting About today is a.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Two person conversation I did. Today's outro is all about
how nasty we are? Jace. How nasty do you think
I would get if I was allowed to go full nasty?
Speaker 4 (38:39):
I think that sometimes you take your T shirt off. Yeah,
if it's a special occasion, sure.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's about as nasty as that. Imagine you get in
keasy and tune in to find out what comes next.
I don't say that sounds gross because oh it was hot.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah, it's all about tasteful.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Can I say that it was tasteful If you're a
lady out there and you're thinking, oh, I don't want
to sen to that, it'll be filth, it's not tasteful.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, yeah, and just spoilered it. Mike. It's real nasty.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Oh, a bit of a system of a down fellows.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
The whole archy, Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy the.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Killer's there on the radio. Hold Archie Big show this
Thursday evening, and I'm going to be honest with your fellas.
Big night for Howdy Jane. Oh yeah, got my first
date with pugsn and you're I'm going to see a
couple of bands together.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Oh yeah, what are the bands? Why wasn't I invited?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Well, they're not really your kind of band, really, Keysy
does that mean? Wow? They're just really good.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Ah. One of them is called Awning Ah.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
And actually I need Puck to tell me what the
other one is. I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Warning the other one is called Shade Sale.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
But yeah, looking forward to it, but I'm a little
bit nervous. So I know, you guys who had dates
with Pugs on and they seem to have gone really
really well.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Well, because we're kind of a packaged to heal me
and him.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, you're like a two for one sort of. My
wife would say.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
You've had about three dates with a few dates. Yeah,
giggity giggity giggitys. And also some movies. Yes, yeah, movies.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I think the last movie you had was a huge
roaring success from memory.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
What was that called The Bookworm?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Yeah, we all got key on that. My wife, My
wife was there. Yeah, so you're ducked out for about
half an hour. Yeah, so Megan did a steam it
half of the movie.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Hey what uh? You know you're further along in your
dating life with Pugs. What can Hoodie J expect for?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I was going to say, what do I need to
be conscious of anything? I know he's in finding out
stuff about him sexually, but do I need to know
and stuff?
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Well?
Speaker 4 (40:58):
I think the biggest problem you're going to have is
that Pigs doesn't like you. All right, Yeah, so you know,
I think conversation is going to be staccato at best. Sure,
I think you're going to feel a chill. Yeah, you're
going to probably have to ply him with alcohol. Although
he's not a big drinker, he's not a big boozer.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
But he's not going to make a move on me
or anything.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Is he he does, it'll be an uppercut, right, Okay? Yeah,
because instead of like a traditional first out, you're sort
of trying to break the ice, get to know each other.
He knows you really well and he does not like you. Yeah,
you're just trying to get him up to the level
of friendship, you know.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Just common good is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
What are your feet like? Professional respect?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah? Well I was going to wear jendles, but then
I heard him talking to Big Dilly about how he
loves feet. And then when we went to make that
video today, Yeah, that's driving on Richmond. He got a
toe ring, that's right.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
So he likes like to be honest if you want
to get on his good side, do you have nice feet? Yeah?
Are the feet that have been run over by or
of one of those horse and cats.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
That's actually very accurate there, Bogie. I don't think it'd
be oh man, who knows. I mean, he's into all
sorts of stuff, but I don't think my feet are
going to set him off.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
No, it's because to me. Yeah, when it comes to
him and feed like, he's not even fussy either. So
I think your best bit is to probably wax them,
you know, Yeah, get a like what's it called pedicure.
Yeah it's a bit late, you go. So, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
I would get him out on the dance floor because
the thing about pegsn Is And you guys know this.
You've seen him when he's out. He carries a lot
of stress, pegsn and he protects us from it there
in Studio B. But when he gets onto a dance floor,
he just likes to dance as keys away all the
stresses from the week. You know, alcohol is not the thing,
but dancing.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah, you watch that boy go you try and keep
up what you jake, Good luck, good luck brother.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I might have to bring out old Heroin Hoyd again.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
The Strikes there on the Radio Key Big Show this
Thursday evening. But right now it's time for TV chats.
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Yeah, Hi, last night I watched a bit more of
a movie that I've watched a little bit of already,
Rebel Ridge. It's called It's on Netflix. It's got Don
Johnson in it, Big Ben of Don Johnson from Miami Vice.
(43:34):
He is from Miami Vice, are you yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I am actually not the Miami Vice days. But later
on when he got older and actually big fans probably
a bit it's probably understanding that you're right there, Jase,
Don Johnson's and he sucks you happy now, Jason. But yeah,
it's a well made little action movie. I've told you
about it before. A guy goes to a town the
(43:58):
cops are not nice and he's going to get them,
and fortunately it's taken them a little bit longer for
him to get them than I would like. I do
you like him to have started getting them at about
the ten minute mark, but we're at about the our
twenty mark now and he's still not really getting them.
But it's still quite enjoyable. Surprisingly, I'm still watching it. Yeah,
flushed it, So yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
When you reckon, you finish it. It won't me tonight,
it won't be It might be tomorrow night. Oh wow
yeah yeah yeah righty yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
I watched Below zero?
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yeah? Have you heard of that show? Feels below deck?
Speaker 3 (44:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Below zero?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
It's people that live in the Antarctic and sort of
Alaska and all those weird, freezing cold places, and all
of them are mad, right, all of them are mad.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Do you reckon? You might live there?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
And I think that they go and live in those
places because they can't handle society. In fact, many of
them say, I just didn't fit in with society. It
was your first clue, so they didn't. They just go
out and you know, and it's a harsh and brutal
environment and they eat beers and yeah, which I'd never
thought that you would eat a beer, but apparently you can.
(45:06):
Apparently it's delicious to me.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
There's the difference between living and dying.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, yeah, I guess so when you drink a beer
and basically things fall apart all the time. There's a
lot of Effan and Jeff and they're all mad as hatters.
It's quite entertaining. Actually below zero because I suppose on
just on your normal terrestrial TV.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Right, I suppose there's something about having to get up
and having to find warmth straight away have it, and
like that preoccupies your entire mind, your entire existence.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
That's what their life is. It's a make a fire,
get food and make sure that the little cabin doesn't right. Yeah,
they're not a cabin, right, No, they're not outside.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
But actually a great YouTube wormhole to go down is
like survival camping where someone will just like go to
the middle of somewhere like a forest and Alaska, build
a cabin and they all like set up a tent,
set up a fire, get food, like a little thirty
minute video of how to survive and like minus fifteen
degrees and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I kind of do fantasize about that sort of thing.
I die within about ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I watched the I think it's sixth episode of Celebrity
Chooser Island last night. That the politicians are just the worst.
I hate them. There's two of them. I don't hate them.
They're just so scheming and full of it and quite
dishonest too. I'm just like, and it just so happens
to be the two politicians. It's just bizarre.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Yeah, it's almost like yeah, yeah, so, but how I
highly recommend it. Cool. Yeah, er, it is entertaining. It's
just me and my wife. I'm on my phone, awe,
but she's on her phone. We're talking shit. It's fine. Sure,
it's great.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Git there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this
Thursday evening, going to tell you what fellas. There's going
to be a great sporting occasion in January of next
year that I think New Zealand is are wanting to
be a part of. And that's the Black Clash of course,
the eighteenth of January at Hagley Ogle Homeful. I believe Keezy,
you got them all over the shop at the moment.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
Well, the way that you sort of geezing around at
everyone walking here, it's distracted. Got your eyes to the
front with the old Ogles down there, and it's going
to be a ripper man. I are pretty exciting. Obviously
they've got Chris Gayle will be playing on one of
the teams. You assume cricket, but anything can happen down there.
They're mad bastards it but we've been to every one
(47:31):
of them for the last four or five years and
every one and winner. I've got to say, the crowd
turns up, the crowd gets into it, the crowd loves
that. It sells there every single year. If you haven't been before,
you want to get in quick because every person that
has been before will be getting tickets again.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
That's right. So Blackclash, Dot co Dot and Zig sign
up there joint the wait list. Of course, Chris Gail
is coming. Here's the international wild card for Team rugby. Yeah,
you see, so he will be on team right there,
and of course he's only forty four. He's a gunslinger
touring around in various T twenty competitions and he's still
in here's a stallion Keezy. Of course, the Hot Spring
(48:07):
Spars T twenty Black Clash and association with Wolfbrook. It's
going back to christ Church. Last time we were down
there was the biggest live show we ever did.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It was massive, and you'll get to see Moggi and
his Speedo's there and Keyzy's burnt meat Paddy.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Naps, No Jason getting get mixed up. Mike has the
burnt meat. Paddy right will be wearing his Yeah, you've
got the naples. Yeah, you've got the button mushroom.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Because people are getting these all confused, so we needn't
know exactly. So if you are k once again Black
Clash dot co dot m Z, sign up there and
also keep an ear out because we're going to be
their sideline once again and the Hot Spring Spas spar
Pool the best seat in the house. There will be
an opportunity to join us for that, you're good man.
And of course the acc Export Ultra Zone is going
(48:58):
to be back again. That is the party that sounds
that straight away. It's the best place to be really.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Of course, old hoodie j will be commentating on the TV.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, but that's the people that aren't going, So I
don't see how that's probably that.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
It's just the most highly rating. That's cool, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Yeah, it's not because the country that was well, Maine
the Stars.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Sure, big show podcast.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Well there you get your man, Barsards. That's your Thursday done.
And I tell you a lot, Magie. I'm always happy
to get the Thursday show done.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Oh man, we hit some laughs today we did. That
was your favorite.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I've got to say, Chris, I thought you were fantastic. Chris.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
You were on fire. Bro.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Things went to a whole new level. And the people
at home won't know this, but when you tuned your
duck kept backwards. Yeah, Shi, it just went to hold
new level. You are at goddamn backbone brother.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Thanks Jason, Charles Hoyt. I really appreciate that's really great.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, I like today's show as well.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Mogi. What's the plan tonight mate show?
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Yeah that I'm going to go along too, so that'll
be good. And I just want to make sure as well.
When on there, I'll just there'll be some booing. Pick
it up because I think the acts are very much
like sport. You've got to you've got to give advice
from the sidelines. So'll there'll be a bit of that
gown and there'll be tears, not lye. But yeah she's five,
(50:41):
so yeah yeah, but I won't be afraid to lay
into the other kids as well. No, you've got to, mate.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I remember my little one when she was five doing
a show and I just repped her after some really
basic mistakes. They're a tree, Yeah, yeah, stone my ass.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
It says that you want someone to stone.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Your He was playing Keyzy. What are you up to tonight? Mate?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Well, obviously not coming on your yours in pug Son's date,
so I'll probably just be at home alone. Oh no leftovers.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
We know what that means.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
What I don't insinuate that I'm going to be having
to go at myself all evening.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Jase, Wow, I don't know who was singing that. It's
crazy your mind lipped to the brother.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
What were you thinking You're just going to have a
port and play some video games?
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Wow, No, just chacking.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
I will be the ham and pineapple pizza. Um, yes,
what I'm after that? My big date with peg Son.
Looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Actually, that's your first date as well, isn't it? With
just me and that what I'm saying, and.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
My daughter and my wife, yeah, my other daughter and.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
Your wife's sister and my wife's sister.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
It's going to be great.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
A we should wrap things up. What are you reckon?
I got to go. Yeah, I mean, I mean you
and pug Son tonight. Make sure you wrap things up.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Listen, Beg schat tomor of course the Friday Trabble. You
have a great Thursday evening. Till then, ze later.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:30):
Today.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Moi, you got your tidy whitey on house life making
pretty grass man, you're looking good.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I've got my tidy waity on. Man's like Gan. All
good over here, brother, another beautiful day up in Auckland.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's about eleven degrees person it with rain loving it, brother,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I noticed you were eating a chocolate bar before the
show there. That wasn't one of those horny goat weed
chocolate bar.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
It's just a standy protein bar that's got a sprinkling
of viagra on it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I actually want to put a question out to the listeners.
You're good, thanks, mate. While while it's on my does
does horny goat weed work in terms of the arousal?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I don't think that's what it's for. I think that's
a bit of a misdirection. The horny goat weed, is it?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I think so? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it just
clears up if you've got thrush.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right, Keezy, you mad bar said to tell you what, mate,
you are looking great as always. You got your weird
green hoodie on a dirty cap. How house life, Gezy?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Do not say I don't wear weird hoodies and have
dirty caps.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
A right?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That is that is you? This cap is sparkling clean.
I checked it before I came in, and this hoodie
is cool and warm. Sure I feel good though. Fellas
really look good man. Yeah, thank you. I think we
all look great.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Because you were saying earlier when you came in that
you were feeling a bit out of it today, well
you were saying sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
This is a rare occasion where I was actually saying
something earlier. I do feel a wee bit out of it,
So does Pug. So did my wife. Yes, so you,
well you goes up to nothing. How do you feel today?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I feel a little bit out of it, So I'm
feel sweet. It's because it's Thursday, and Thursday's my personal
hunt day. I find it the hardest day of the
week because you're nearly there. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
what day do you find hardest in the week? ZeLing
text that three four.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Eight three guessing Monday.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hey, now, listen, I had a scary situation in bed
with my wife last night, which we'll talk about. You've
got a few gripes about the education system in this country,
and there's plenty more to come out.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Also, keep an here out would you rather will be
happening at some stage on the Hurducky Big Show, your
chance to have you and three mates either Halle Fishing
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Speaker 1 (02:50):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Lenny Yeah, Lenny Krabit's here on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
His name is Leonard. Is it Leonard Crevitt.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's not a sexy though, is it Leonard?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah? Because he's pretty hot he is.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You know, So they went, let's go Lenny call me Lennie.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Hey, fellas, I've got a few gripes about the education
system in New Zealand if you could just give me
a minute.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
That sounds Have you got a sting for that? Keysy,
You're yeah, gripe chat. Yeah, here it is gripe chat.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well, Mogie, you're not moving to z B as well.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Are you not? Just yet? This is the kind of
content I'm building for it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm building for it great.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
And I've got a few actually, I've got a few
of these that are building up some of the experiences
you have when your kids starts primary school. Yeah, there's
a lot going on. So I've made a list. I'm
just going to go with this one today.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And that is.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Why the f are they teaching children about dinosaurs at school?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Fair question.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
My daughter has been.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Hammering me with facts about dinosaurs for the last two weeks,
none of which are based in any kind of science whatsoever.
She told me, She's like, Dad, you know about the
dri seotypes. It's like, yes, yep, they told me about
that as well when I was a kid. I didn't
need to know about it either. I don't say that.
I don't say that I thought it. She got three
horns on the heir.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I was like, oh, is that right? You've got to
pretend you don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Oh yeah, And she's like, yeah, and do you know
that the male shows off to the female before mating begins?
That's right, yeah, says who which one of your teachers
knows that?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Where did you get that information?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You're just drilling that into children? That is one hundred
percent bullshit? Why are you telling children that is absolutely insane?
You are wasting space in their brain about dinosaurs. They
can never apply any of that information to anything except
(05:02):
regurgitate it, and it may or may not be true,
and it's probably not true, yes, when you could be
teaching them about animals that exist, how to read, how
to write, any other thing. I have a theory on this.
I thought about it. Do you think they start with
dinosaurs because they are so mind bogglingly huge and crazy
that it's preparing them to then their brains to learn
(05:23):
about other stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
But the thing with dinosaurs is, or the thing with kids,
is everything is brand new. You could talk about elephants
and crocodiles and lions or ants the world's ants create
is infinitely more interesting than a showing off triceotops male
trying to mate with a female.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Do you know what I mean? Insanity?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You could get an ant farm in the class.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Thank you, you know what. I'mical application, Sorry you ants
are more interesting than dinospas.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Nest events is quite fascinating to watch.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But listen, it's actually a dollar events.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
This is really interesting because when I was one, we
used to go to my uncle's aunt uncle an auntie's farms.
In terms of television, we weren't allowed to watch anything
other than nature programs.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I watched the David Attenburgh documentary the other day. It
was magnificent, and I've forgotten how good that stuff was.
But I take your point. What's the point of dinosaurs?
They're gone, it's over, it's done, it's dusted. We've got
other stuff to focus on. Why are they focusing on dinosaurs?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Sorry, I just assume they'd be an air bombing there.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I'd be intreated to know from the listeners on three
for eight three or by all mains drop as of
talkback through the iHeartRadio app, like what is your experience?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh yeah, indeed, give us a call eight hundred hordaki.
We're doing talkback radio. So we are doing talkback. What
the if is going on? In our schools?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
We were teaching kids you might as well be teaching
them about what the Avengers or any other It might
as well be fictional for that it doesn't exist. It's
not real. Yeah, man, it's insanity. It is insanity.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's pretty cool though, Dinosaurs, you know what I mean?
If they're real? Yeah, so is? You know, so is
iron Man? Just teach them about that. But you can't
go and find the skeleton of Iron Man. Very deep
with it.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
When's the last time you saw a five year old
digging up a goddamn t rex? Keezy, it doesn't happen.
There's El seven, The.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Kesey Split ends there on the Radio hod Archie Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes
past four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yes, well, I was just going to say, we've just
been chatting about dinosaurs.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And you're outraged.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, my daughter's five years old. She's been taught for
the last two weeks solid about dinosaurs. Now, I just
want to clarify, I'm not denying that dinosaurs ever roamed
the earth. Sure, perhaps I wasn't clear about that. It
sound so yeah, no problem with that. Absolutely they existed.
My point is, is there any point spending so much
time teaching kids about something that in their day to
(08:02):
day life does not matter at all, and they could
be focusing on other things that are perhaps a little
bit more relevant.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Sure, you know what I mean. In my day to
day life.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We could just be training them to just, you know,
do things like pick up rubbish and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Agreed. Agreed.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
And also my problem with it was, as I said,
my daughter relaying me facts that she's learned about dinosaurs.
For example, a male shows off to a female before mating,
which is complete made up bullshit by the teacher. Nobody
knows what they did yet.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No, that's true, mind you. I get a bit peacocky
in that front.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah they've based it off of Jason. Yeah, yeah, that's
where they've got it from a lot of texts coming
through on three four eight three Moggie sounding like Chris
lux and here denying dinosaur existence. If teachers don't talk
about dinosaurs, how else are we supposed to learn about?
Hoidy j Dinosaurs are freaking awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Kids love it, man, Oh hey, look they love it,
so let's teach them about it.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It seems like purely at this point, and because it's
her first year of learning, maybe it is just about
teaching their brains to learn about stuff, you know what
I mean? Before then learning about that makes no sense
at all. Actually, you can't teach them about anything else
except for dinah. The only way to do it is
to teach them about dinosaurs. In China, they're teaching them
(09:19):
about dinosaurs and wherever you name it.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, it doesn't, it's not how the brain works. It
just seems weird to me to be teaching them about
something that they can't It's just insane.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
What about like elephants?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Hang on, you read that second text.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Again, which one was that if teachers don't talk about dinosaurs,
how else are we supposed to learn about? HOODI j
all right, okay that no, I.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Just thought I heard it wrong.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Okay, Yeah, if I was to learn about an elephant
at five years of age, there are no elephants around me.
That doesn't help me. Well, there are at the zoo.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
You can actually go down and see the elephant, and
you could do it was a school trip, and then
that would reinforce what you've been learning the classroom because
you're able to visually see what we taught to you
or on the TV.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You're all on tally. But I can watch Walking with Dinosaurs,
which came out twenty years ago, and then I could
see them on the TV as well.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
That's true, but they don't have camera. I don't want
to break it to your cause that wasn't camera footage
you were watching.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Oh what was it? You're joking, It's just a c
Of course, Smogie does in fact believe in the existence
of dinosaurs that they were once. I did clarify that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I took one of my daughters out of the school
when she first started school, Mogi, because every time we
turned up to peck her up from school, they were
watching a Disney video and we were like, it seems
and we would ask you, what what did you do
at school today? Darning as we watch videos, Yeah, but
not even like educational videos like Disney and stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
When we went we had that when we came when
we're taking our daughter around to visit schools, and we
went in there and there was a huge, like sixty
inch television with a guy on there singing songs and
the teacher standing next to the screen looking at the children.
She's singing the same song as the guy on the TV.
Why have you got the TV?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Man, get rid of the TV. Just have the person?
What totally?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Keys was wondering what the what guy it was and
what he was singing?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Oh no, it was we're watching talk with her, watching
talk back. You're with our old show there? Yeah, kids
love it. I mean that's technically extinct.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
But the Holearky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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Speaker 2 (11:37):
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Answer but presumptuous. Maybe that should be up to us.
That's you went magging them pretty hard.
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Speaker 2 (12:57):
Please?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
This one here is from anonymous ah top of a mountain,
pretend to fall over, end up on one knee. The
rest is history, right, Okay, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I think in the process of pretending to fall over,
he may or she may actually hurt themselves and then
it'll just be a debarkay.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Throwing themselves off the mountain.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's very hard to fake a fall.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It is very difficult. What else is it? Chris? That
is my real name. I was thinking of doing something
with a skydiving voucher that we've got, but not sure
how any ideas, well do you do because that's like
taking the plunge, isn't it you what are you plunging
(13:45):
into love? Love and marriage? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Tandem skydive there
and you know, you get the ring out there and
then you drop it God, and you get to the
ground and go what a disaster. And then bat he
gets down on one knee. He's like, oh, no, I
think I found it. Boom. He had it all along. Wait,
so it was in his undies. So you're telling we
(14:12):
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Speaker 3 (14:12):
I don't know. So in this situation, it's a man
proposing to a woman. You're telling her I've got a ring.
Now you're going down. You're proposing as you go down, Sorry,
on one knee. It's going down on the parachuting Yeah, yeah,
how do you get on one knee? No, you don't
get on one day when you're parachuting, Chris, wake up man,
So calling me Chris, it's thrown me off.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
You're proposed on the way down, right, Are you married?
You got to shout because it's Wendy up there and
you're holding the ring and you're holding the ring and
she's like probably not, and you're like oh, and then
you all.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
They always say you've got to make sure they're going
to say yes, right, and then you drop it and
it's like.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh no, but then you land on the ground.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, it turns out actual ten thousand dollars one from
Diamonds on Richmond. That's the one that you've got, right
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
That's a great idea, Michael think, yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So do you understand what he was? You get it now, Christopher,
that's good stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Jason, Jason, Charles Hoyt, I get it. The good news is,
of course you can enter this competition and have a
dream engagement and Diamonds on Richmond will look after it
and provide the diamond engagement ring. However, if you are
in the market to buy one, all right, oh the
twenty fifth of October, go there and say the secret phrase,
(15:19):
ma ma You have to yell at really loudly.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah, ma'am. You have to go up stairs. When you
get there, you have to shout it out all the way.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Up the stairs. Yeah, that's right. If you do that,
Diamonds on Richmond will pay the GST for you.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's a good deal man. I'll tell you what. We
actually went up there today to make a video which
you will see tomorrow. Some beautiful wrens.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
There, no lovely ring.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
And if you want to go in there and have
a consultation, they know what they're talking about.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Feels certainly do Jason. Yeah, yeah, only diamonds. Yeah, none
of that other rubbish you know, No rubies, no emeralds,
none of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Do you know that? For effect? Just diamond if you
just made that fun.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Richmond, none of those sort of crazy gemstones you know?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Or are you sure about that? Because they might have
diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Most beautiful diamonds you'll ever see.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah they are, But are you sure they don't have
like those other like sapphires and that sapphires, emeralds and rubies. Hey,
don't forget. If you are playing on dropping a knee
anytime soon, you want to stress free and easy way
to buy an engagement ring, visit Diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
And can we just can I just reiterate again, what's
that Jason bending the knee, not dropping the knee, dropping
the knee sounds like.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
A rugby league for it's a wrestling things.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I want to drop the knee on him right, bending
the knee. Okay, yeah, good on you quick.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Sorry about that. Jason coming up after five. By the way,
your chance to win for you and three mates either
Halle Fishing or Halle Golf to stay tuned, so good.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Hold Ikey, welcome back to Massive Bank moons. Hope you're
getting through your Thursday afternoon tickety boo. You're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Night.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Day.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
That was a shocker from you. I ran out of there.
It was a shocker. I apologize. Hey, Keysy watched the
Night Day special today? Ah?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Well, of course there's the milkshakes and their thick shakes
in that that they've always got. What about the coffee coffee,
well they do. You can get a hell of a
caffeine fix. Sure for us to make coffee for his
last four fifty you know.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
And they're still running the Haughty Jay special from yesterday.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Oh yeah great, what's in that? Uh?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
And that is of course, you get your you got
your flat white with eight sugars. Remember remember they also
organized for a duck to walk in and go poos
on the ground.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
That's right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
They also bring in some kids golf clubs, and then
they bring it a really clean hat and then just
throw it in the mud on your head.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Can I just asked, what do you mean they bring it?
Aren't they already there? If it's part of the special
they bring.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
It frombout back, right, you just buy them off the shelf.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Is that a full kit as well? Or is it
just a few clubs?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I know it's it's the full kit of kids clubs
and then like a couple of really rady old ones
from a second hand shot. Sure, and yeah that's and
then obviously also some like spicy chicken soup. Oh yeah, yeah,
some of the yeah that they tell you is really good,
but it's actually not that great.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I've heard it is amazing. Yeah, I heard that from you.
Spicy chicken soup. Get stuck? And how much is that? Geezy?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I guess twelve ninety nine, twelve ninety eight, Right, I've
dropped it.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Hey now listen coming up on the show, I hear
some exciting news for you, Geezy, which I want to
get into very very short.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
What about like some sort of all black splitters low chat.
We'll probably do that tomorrow, I think, Yeah, save it.
Oh you don't want to do it today? Man, Oh
that just be weird, would it?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, just that's a bit premium. Also, we're going to
speak speaking to Puk Sharn't because he's got a gig
coming up that he wants to chat to us about. Fellows.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh, stand up gig. Oh that's exciting, it's really good.
He's sitting out there in the studio b wearing a
ball gag.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I don't know what is going on there.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
He's like, man, he's a freak for all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Here's Nevada the.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I'tic monkeys there on the Radio hold Archy Big Show.
This Suesday afternoon. The time it's thirteen minutes past five o'clock.
I think it's fair to say, fellas that there's an
ever shifting landscape at Radio Hodaki at the moment, with
the massive news yesterday that Matt Heath is leaving Radio
(19:48):
Hodaki and going to ZM there, and I was sorry,
he'd be not ZEND. He'd be great, he'd be really
good at ZM. I thought he'd be pretty good at
Flavor as well. Actually, yeah, but there you go. And
of course when that sort of thing happens, opportunities open up, Mogi.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You know, there's vacancies and and spaces need to be filled.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Musical cheers. Musical cheers always interesting, keeping an eye, you know,
speculating what's going on.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, what it was interesting because you were banging on
about it yesterday, Keysy, and you were suggesting that actually
you would quite enjoy doing Breakfast Radio this morning radio.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah yeah, sure, sure, obviously the big shows. I've got
a good thing going here, you know, and I love
doing the show with you guys. Sure.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
So yeah, Well it's interesting because it made me think
about it last night, and I'm pretty down with the
head of ends in me here old Bogsy of course. Yeah. Yeah,
And so I was thinking about it, Moggie, and about
what keys He was saying about Breakfast Radio. I thought,
you know what, I think he's ready.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I think the time, I think I think the time
is that, you know, we give Kezy an opportunity to
spread his wings and to fly, as it were. Not
that you're not flying on the show now, no, but
just off your own sort of bat kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I do think I could fly a lot higher if
I was sort of let out of the cage, you
know what I mean. I feel like, you know, I'm
sort of flying and carrying like a big weight, like
an anvil. Yeah, I can see how you'd think that. Yeah,
so if I got a chance to get away from,
you know, having to carry these massive honkers around.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
So anyway, I ended up calling up Boxy and having
a little chit chat with him. There's none of your business, Gezee.
I can't. I can't give that sort of detail out
and I put it to him, And I've been speaking
to the management team across the way and stuff, and
I've got some really exciting news for you, Kezy. What
it's happening man, Morning Radio, Morning Radio on the greatest
(21:51):
radio station in the country.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
You're joking, Really, You've actually managed to do something for me. Actually, Yeah,
after a year and a half of doing nothing, you've
got me a new job.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Well, and the new job, I mean you don't get
breakfast radio. Mate. That that's you know, that's the top,
that's the serious.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It's not drive.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, exactly, that's a road to nowhere.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Has been absolutely it's a it's a Diden street and
I need to be allowed to fly. So who's gonna
do my job? Pugs? Who cares? I don't even care.
I want to be doing morning radio. Yeah, are you kidding?
That is amazing a pay rise? Actually, I who cares?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, it's more the opportunity than Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
What can I just say? When? When do they want
me to start?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'm thinking I think it was two weeks? Wow? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Can I just say? It has been great working on
the Big Show. I have loved it, but I'm gonna
love morning radio even more. Just it's nothing against you guys.
It's like a wee bit against Pugs on. But I
just I'm built for morning radio, you know what I mean?
I built people wake up. They want to hear someone
like me first thing in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
So I'm bloody excited about this. And to be honest,
my heart was never in drive anyway.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
It was just sort of a mean like you were
just sort of treating water and yeah, half ass, wasn't it. Yeah,
come across and incredibly you've got the opportunity.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
So yeah, wow, I guess good things happen to people
that are half yea talented as well.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, yeah, good far out.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
I'm gonna to get used to the early morning six
till what is it? Nine?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
No? What three am to six am?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I thought it was the host of three But there's
a jewel in the crown, Yeah, the pre pre brick,
So you're sort of like you're warming up, you're warming
the audience up. Don't do that hand hang on. So
it's three am till six am? Yes, I thought you
were talking about me Heath leaving and then me and
then I take spot no, so but congrats.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yeah, and it's a shame that you didn't really enjoy
your time and drive it is, and that you've been
half as in it and all of that.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
So that is a shame.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
But you know, we can't really be a grudge because
you won't be here exactly if you're doing you know,
the morning, and there'll be pugs as well.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I didn't know it was three or six, Yeah, no,
I thought it was six. I thought it was the
you know, the three am to six am, right, and
if you locked that and.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
That's been locked in made. I signed on your behalf and.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
You only have to do about two breaks in the earth,
a little bit of news coverage and the bit of
traffic maybe, but it's pretty light at that time of
night most of the time.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I know it's listening, except is it Fellers? You know
I'm just joking around. I love drive. This is where
I want to be. I love it here.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I love you guys, sign and seal keysy hang on
what you.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Can't the huraiking being shown podcast Radio Horaki.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Would you rather Helly fishing or Helly gold Let's find
out what this great New Zealander would choose? Or New
Zealanders in this case fields three opportunities. They had two
great prizes, Helly fishing and or Helly golfing. I'd be
happy with either, or I.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Mean I would too, but I'd be really happy with
Helly golf Personally, I'd be really happy with Helly.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I think fishing I'm leny more towards of fishing there man,
you could do the bungee out of the helicopter and
catch a fish like on that lot of remember that one.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I tell you Yeah, and then you go to the pub.
There was a famous aunt to when someone jumped out
of the helicopter and landed on like a great white shark.
Yeah that was me.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Okay, yeah it was Mogi.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Well what are you going to say?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Nothing? Hey, let's get to the callers, Brian, your may
ad bars it. Hell's live not to be my friend?
Good on you mate? What do you do for a crust?
I am a backbone for a locksmith and company. You're
a backbone.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
That's off the backbone list.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Now Brian there mate, halle fishing or how golf?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I'll be dealing the line.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Off on fishing my friends.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Good on you, Brion.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Stay on the line there, buddy, and our good mates
pumps on in the studio. B we'll look after you.
Who are we going to nix?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
There?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Dave from Southland? Your mad bust? How's life?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh bloody good?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
What are you doing Southland there? Dave? To earn a Christine?
What kind of rig you're running?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh no? I mean what do you look like with
your shirt off?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah? All right Dave?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
What are you running with?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Mate? Golf of fishing?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
We'll go fishing?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, I tell you what. My good luck with that.
I chuck you in the puts up in studio, be
all right than you yet get a Joss? How's life
a fellows? Are we? Yeah? Good? Thanks you? How's you been? Josh?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh not too bad, mate, not too bad?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Good on you man. And what do you do to
in a crust? Just knocks together for a living mate?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah? Yeah, you're just a backbone, massive.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Back not quite a radio. Yeah there are, Yeah, they're overrated. Hey, Josh,
what do you want to do mate? Fishing or golfing? Oh,
it's a tough one. I'll probably go with the Helly
person sellers.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, wow, I think if it was I think with
the golf if you're going over water, I think part
of the attraction here is you get to go to
Great Barrier, Ireland. So it's it's something a little bit
small special, wasn't it for both?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah? Is going to do that? We'll just hang you
having the pugs. Pugs? So can you cross that, Josh
cross Joss? He's just too Yeah. Absolutely, don't forget. By
the way, this whole thing is made possible things. So
I make it's at HELLI trans helicopters. Oh yeah, you've
got the fishing trip which is off the rocks at
(28:05):
Great Barrier Island, all the gear and of course your
helicopter there and back. And you've got the Halle Golf
two which is all the way to beautiful Middy Way,
golf links, you get flown in green fees, golf carts,
food beers. It's all good man, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
That's good either way. Speaking of good Sri Lanka currently
now three three for nine. Another wicket for New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Be Hey, fellers, would you like he would you rather question?
This is one that's just shown up now and I
think it's really good. Okay. Would you rather always give
the best gifts or always give the best advice?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Oh god, oh man, that really annoys advice advice?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Hey, what's coming up after five thirty here?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Jason no Man, the Hilliarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kyzy.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Tune in on radio Smashing Pumpkins there on the radio
Hodarky Big Show this Thursday afternoon, the time five pin
thirty nine. Now we've got the Yummy Boys in the
studio with us, and I hear you saying, what the
hell's the Yummy Boys? Well? I can tell you that
it's two DJs that have set up together from Radio Hodaki,
(29:16):
none other than the Great Punkshan himself and Big Dilly,
who's been helping us out as well. How are you
going Forel's good?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Thanks Jase, how are you?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah? Good Man?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Good cool. I understand you guys got a big gig
coming up, and it's sort of like a sport music crossover.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
It's an out door block party, if I can call
it this. Yeah, that's right. So Normal Taps just down
the road from the office here, Normal Taps, right, Normal Taps.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yeah, they're going to be hosting a big shindig outdoors
there in the car park Wow, screening the All Blacks game.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
And they're gonna have food trucks and they're gonna have
tables and chairs, and they're going to have a couple
of DJs, the Big Show Hodaki Yummy.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Boys, Wow, Hey Dilly? Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Man. What what sort of chunes you're playing, Pucksan and Big.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Dilly Jason, The kind of tunes that make you shout
yummy boys?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Okay, what time do you think you'll go on stage
and how long will you play for?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Well?
Speaker 6 (30:11):
I do believe we are playing over the course of
the rugby match, so.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
There will be So you guys are like DJ a
hole pretty much a hole a couple of holes.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah right, So well, the people are watching the footy
and having you know, some food and drinks and stuff,
enjoy the game, trying to enjoy the game. They want
to listen and they want to really tune into it.
Huge game.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah, and acc commentary as well. So we're just going
to be playing right over the top of that. It's
going to be really awesome. Yeah, and we don't have.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
To go to see that normal taps smogie. Yeah. The
city works defo car park.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
But it should be a big night. I mean, we're
obviously going to be putting the feelers out to see how.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
People are engaging playing yea as well.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
They're going to be playing Yummy Boys songs with us,
the Feelers, the band there, no Chris, okay.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
But it should be a fun time.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
You're just sort of going to put the feelers out
see how people are engaging with the game.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
If some people want to come over a boggie, we
might turn it up a not.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
If they're really engaged with the game, then ye down,
people have gone there for the game.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
It doesn't really matter how many people are still watching.
You sort of got to consider them because they can't leave.
It's too late to leave, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
They can leave.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Man, you'll be You'll be carrying on as normal afterwards.
The Patson, how do you mean we just hitting the town.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
The thing is though, with this kind of big event,
if I can call it, that's huge. It's like a festival. Really,
people meet each other, don't they. They meet each other,
singles meet each other and they sort of, you know,
they might hook up, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
What I mean?
Speaker 5 (31:50):
I mean, yeah, yeah, that's that's yeah, if that's what you're.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
But yeah, we'll be playing an actual set at halftime too.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
So when you're playing with sexynie and you want to
practice safe sex, if I can put it that way,
definitely you do. Mate.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah, that's a really good point, Fellas. Where are you
going with that? How you just feel as if people
want to get in touch with the yummy boys and
maybe get you guys to a gig at their joint.
How do they do that? You guys got have you
guys got a Facebook page? Like a MySpace page?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
We're sort of still an amateur here on LinkedIn LinkedIn yet.
You can hit us up on LinkedIn. Just search us up.
Yummy boys on LinkedIn?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Really want to plug for how people get in contact? No,
no message? Dylan on myself. What's your Instagram handle? Dylan
underscore OC.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
And I'm call me pugs. We haven't got an official
page yet.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
One.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
If we get enough interest, we'll get a go make one. Man,
just get it going, sure, build it and they will come. Yeah, man,
what thanks for having us as well.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
I really appreciate it means a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I'm excited for the talk. Is this yummy or not
quite yummy enough?
Speaker 6 (32:59):
It's not yummion, it's nice, it's tasty.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah, it's not yummy, it's false.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah. Man.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
The Hohodiking being shown podcast from that.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Food filers on the radio Hodaki Big Show this thusday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Hey fellers, Hi, I've got a big show tonight to
go to. Pretty fizzing about it. It's my daughter's first show.
She's five years old and they're doing it with the
school who Mike, Yeah, Mike, Little Mogi Mike June. Yeah.
So pretty pretty excited about it. I imagined it's going
(33:36):
to be pretty cute. Jos, Is that how it goes man.
I mean, you've had four daughters. I imagine they were
all forced to perform in the show on a year
by year basis. Is that something that you really were
thrilled about?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
And I just loved it?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I guess my question would be, I mean, how long
you just want it to go on forever?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Don't you? Well?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
It does generally. Back in the day, it was terrible
violin playing out of tune, singing, kids having breakdowns on
the stage. Really nice for the kids, you know, that
sort of thing, you know what I mean, and the
parents just taking photos and just lots of carry on,
very poor performances, lots of little tantrum like five though,
(34:15):
and even going oh, how cute, and it's not cute.
It's just really annoying.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah right, Actually, genuine question, as a thespy in yourself,
someone who's une acting, are you excited to see your
daughter now act?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Look, I am, to be honest.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
She's pretty excited about it, and she's been banging on it,
I mean, talking about it for a couple of weeks now,
pretty excited. And it's cool to see them excited because
she's also seen me on stage and been on stage
with me, and so she's pretty keen to get involved
in the family trade.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
You know what I mean, that's right.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
I mean the likelihood of lightning striking twice in one
family and having that kind of talent passed down by
this generation, you know, pretty slim.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Wow, you know the overwhelming mountain above them, you know
what I mean? Shade back. Yeah. A lot of a
lot of my girls did theater and stuff. They were
very good.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Wow, we're very good, very well. They had the best
teaching them.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I mean they were like better than all the other kids.
Oh you know what I'm saying. And I remember one
of my daughters merely doing a comedy sit hilarious.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, really good. It was superb. She ripped it straight
off Richard Pride. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Wow, that doesn't.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It was great stuff.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah, I'm a little bit concerned about the duration. Yeah,
because I think, honestly, you know, credit with credits due,
et cetera, et cetera, encouraging, YadA, YadA, YadA, learning whatnot?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Ten minutes is long enough, isn't it. I would have thought, yeah, yeah,
it'll be an hour, won't it. I feel like it'll
be an hour. I don't know how they're going to
screw the story down into an hour. What are they?
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Wow, that's a good point. Actually, what are they doing?
It's a music cool version of Schindler's List.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Ikey, welcome back a massive backbones. You are listening to
The Big Show, brought to you by Night.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Day, No end Day. Yeah. They're our sponsor, Yeah they are,
and they're great. Yeah, they have been for a long time.
I want to say that, Hey, fellas, you like watching
TV ah ah, yeah for about fifteen minutes at a time. Yeah,
I go on and offer I love it. It's finding
(36:37):
the time, you know. Yeah, but twenty seven minutes is
quite a good runtime. It can't be.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah. I tend to turn it off around eight thirty.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, how about tonight, Chase, you just make a little
six exception there an section there was a mistake except well,
we're not going to dwell on it. Yeah, because section
even though it sounds a little bit filthy, Yeah, it
just sound it's not the kind of thing that we
want to in time, and because I want to be professional,
and it would just derail the whole what I was
(37:05):
back on this occasion, we might make.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
An Yeah, listen, I've had a date with Pugs tonight,
kezy right, yeah, yeah, so I won't be able to
watch whatever you're about to bang on about.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
You know you're my agent.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah yeah, So.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Tonight eight thirty is the second episode of the ACC
does Game and two Halves? Yeah, boys, jaz ah, but
too much musters on that what I think? It's officially
back Game of two Halves. It's in New Zealand icon,
this time without all the people who have been canceled.
The a SEC is taking it over and we've done
one episode already. Yes, Episode two comes out tonight eight thirty.
You can watch that for free on sky Sports select
(37:44):
the old Prime channel or on sky Sport two. I
believe if you've got Skysport Now or sky Go or
whatever however you watch the Warrior watch it on demand
and the All Black.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Watch Yeah, that's how I watched it.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
I watched the first episode and I loved it. And
the first episode is the trickiest one to get right,
that's right, So you'd hope that this one is going
to be even better.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
So even better? Well, it's got me Mania, Stuart the
late Matthew Heath, plus Junior far michaleib Bly as well,
and Katie Martin as well, who's great talent. So sounds
great thy tonight, Jase, Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Hey, do you want to just bang on about your
some podcasts or something? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
The podcast outro What's it About Today? Which is a
podcast we do outside of the radio show. By the way,
what were we chatting About today is a.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Two person conversation I did. Today's outro is all about
how nasty we are? Jace. How nasty do you think
I would get if I was allowed to go full nasty?
Speaker 4 (38:39):
I think that sometimes you take your T shirt off. Yeah,
if it's a special occasion, sure.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's about as nasty as that. Imagine you get in
keasy and tune in to find out what comes next.
I don't say that sounds gross because oh it was hot.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah, it's all about tasteful.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Can I say that it was tasteful If you're a
lady out there and you're thinking, oh, I don't want
to sen to that, it'll be filth, it's not tasteful.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, yeah, and just spoilered it. Mike. It's real nasty.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Oh, a bit of a system of a down fellows.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
The whole archy, Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy the.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Killer's there on the radio. Hold Archie Big show this
Thursday evening, and I'm going to be honest with your fellas.
Big night for Howdy Jane. Oh yeah, got my first
date with pugsn and you're I'm going to see a
couple of bands together.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Oh yeah, what are the bands? Why wasn't I invited?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Well, they're not really your kind of band, really, Keysy
does that mean? Wow? They're just really good.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Ah. One of them is called Awning Ah.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
And actually I need Puck to tell me what the
other one is. I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Warning the other one is called Shade Sale.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
But yeah, looking forward to it, but I'm a little
bit nervous. So I know, you guys who had dates
with Pugs on and they seem to have gone really
really well.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Well, because we're kind of a packaged to heal me
and him.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, you're like a two for one sort of. My
wife would say.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
You've had about three dates with a few dates. Yeah,
giggity giggity giggitys. And also some movies. Yes, yeah, movies.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I think the last movie you had was a huge
roaring success from memory.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
What was that called The Bookworm?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Yeah, we all got key on that. My wife, My
wife was there. Yeah, so you're ducked out for about
half an hour. Yeah, so Megan did a steam it
half of the movie.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Hey what uh? You know you're further along in your
dating life with Pugs. What can Hoodie J expect for?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
I was going to say, what do I need to
be conscious of anything? I know he's in finding out
stuff about him sexually, but do I need to know
and stuff?
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Well?
Speaker 4 (40:58):
I think the biggest problem you're going to have is
that Pigs doesn't like you. All right, Yeah, so you know,
I think conversation is going to be staccato at best. Sure,
I think you're going to feel a chill. Yeah, you're
going to probably have to ply him with alcohol. Although
he's not a big drinker, he's not a big boozer.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
But he's not going to make a move on me
or anything.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Is he he does, it'll be an uppercut, right, Okay? Yeah,
because instead of like a traditional first out, you're sort
of trying to break the ice, get to know each other.
He knows you really well and he does not like you. Yeah,
you're just trying to get him up to the level
of friendship, you know.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Just common good is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
What are your feet like? Professional respect?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah? Well I was going to wear jendles, but then
I heard him talking to Big Dilly about how he
loves feet. And then when we went to make that
video today, Yeah, that's driving on Richmond. He got a
toe ring, that's right.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
So he likes like to be honest if you want
to get on his good side, do you have nice feet? Yeah?
Are the feet that have been run over by or
of one of those horse and cats.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
That's actually very accurate there, Bogie. I don't think it'd
be oh man, who knows. I mean, he's into all
sorts of stuff, but I don't think my feet are
going to set him off.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
No, it's because to me. Yeah, when it comes to
him and feed like, he's not even fussy either. So
I think your best bit is to probably wax them,
you know, Yeah, get a like what's it called pedicure.
Yeah it's a bit late, you go. So, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
I would get him out on the dance floor because
the thing about pegsn Is And you guys know this.
You've seen him when he's out. He carries a lot
of stress, pegsn and he protects us from it there
in Studio B. But when he gets onto a dance floor,
he just likes to dance as keys away all the
stresses from the week. You know, alcohol is not the thing,
but dancing.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah, you watch that boy go you try and keep
up what you jake, Good luck, good luck brother.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I might have to bring out old Heroin Hoyd again.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
The Strikes there on the Radio Key Big Show this
Thursday evening. But right now it's time for TV chats.
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Yeah, Hi, last night I watched a bit more of
a movie that I've watched a little bit of already,
Rebel Ridge. It's called It's on Netflix. It's got Don
Johnson in it, Big Ben of Don Johnson from Miami Vice.
(43:34):
He is from Miami Vice, are you yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I am actually not the Miami Vice days. But later
on when he got older and actually big fans probably
a bit it's probably understanding that you're right there, Jase,
Don Johnson's and he sucks you happy now, Jason. But yeah,
it's a well made little action movie. I've told you
about it before. A guy goes to a town the
(43:58):
cops are not nice and he's going to get them,
and fortunately it's taken them a little bit longer for
him to get them than I would like. I do
you like him to have started getting them at about
the ten minute mark, but we're at about the our
twenty mark now and he's still not really getting them.
But it's still quite enjoyable. Surprisingly, I'm still watching it. Yeah,
flushed it, So yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
When you reckon, you finish it. It won't me tonight,
it won't be It might be tomorrow night. Oh wow
yeah yeah yeah righty yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
I watched Below zero?
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yeah? Have you heard of that show? Feels below deck?
Speaker 3 (44:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Below zero?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
It's people that live in the Antarctic and sort of
Alaska and all those weird, freezing cold places, and all
of them are mad, right, all of them are mad.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Do you reckon? You might live there?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
And I think that they go and live in those
places because they can't handle society. In fact, many of
them say, I just didn't fit in with society. It
was your first clue, so they didn't. They just go
out and you know, and it's a harsh and brutal
environment and they eat beers and yeah, which I'd never
thought that you would eat a beer, but apparently you can.
(45:06):
Apparently it's delicious to me.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
There's the difference between living and dying.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, yeah, I guess so when you drink a beer
and basically things fall apart all the time. There's a
lot of Effan and Jeff and they're all mad as hatters.
It's quite entertaining. Actually below zero because I suppose on
just on your normal terrestrial TV.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Right, I suppose there's something about having to get up
and having to find warmth straight away have it, and
like that preoccupies your entire mind, your entire existence.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
That's what their life is. It's a make a fire,
get food and make sure that the little cabin doesn't right. Yeah,
they're not a cabin, right, No, they're not outside.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
But actually a great YouTube wormhole to go down is
like survival camping where someone will just like go to
the middle of somewhere like a forest and Alaska, build
a cabin and they all like set up a tent,
set up a fire, get food, like a little thirty
minute video of how to survive and like minus fifteen
degrees and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I kind of do fantasize about that sort of thing.
I die within about ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
I watched the I think it's sixth episode of Celebrity
Chooser Island last night. That the politicians are just the worst.
I hate them. There's two of them. I don't hate them.
They're just so scheming and full of it and quite
dishonest too. I'm just like, and it just so happens
to be the two politicians. It's just bizarre.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Yeah, it's almost like yeah, yeah, so, but how I
highly recommend it. Cool. Yeah, er, it is entertaining. It's
just me and my wife. I'm on my phone, awe,
but she's on her phone. We're talking shit. It's fine. Sure,
it's great.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Git there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this
Thursday evening, going to tell you what fellas. There's going
to be a great sporting occasion in January of next
year that I think New Zealand is are wanting to
be a part of. And that's the Black Clash of course,
the eighteenth of January at Hagley Ogle Homeful. I believe Keezy,
you got them all over the shop at the moment.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
Well, the way that you sort of geezing around at
everyone walking here, it's distracted. Got your eyes to the
front with the old Ogles down there, and it's going
to be a ripper man. I are pretty exciting. Obviously
they've got Chris Gayle will be playing on one of
the teams. You assume cricket, but anything can happen down there.
They're mad bastards it but we've been to every one
(47:31):
of them for the last four or five years and
every one and winner. I've got to say, the crowd
turns up, the crowd gets into it, the crowd loves
that. It sells there every single year. If you haven't been before,
you want to get in quick because every person that
has been before will be getting tickets again.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
That's right. So Blackclash, Dot co Dot and Zig sign
up there joint the wait list. Of course, Chris Gail
is coming. Here's the international wild card for Team rugby. Yeah,
you see, so he will be on team right there,
and of course he's only forty four. He's a gunslinger
touring around in various T twenty competitions and he's still
in here's a stallion Keezy. Of course, the Hot Spring
(48:07):
Spars T twenty Black Clash and association with Wolfbrook. It's
going back to christ Church. Last time we were down
there was the biggest live show we ever did.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It was massive, and you'll get to see Moggi and
his Speedo's there and Keyzy's burnt meat Paddy.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Naps, No Jason getting get mixed up. Mike has the
burnt meat. Paddy right will be wearing his Yeah, you've
got the naples. Yeah, you've got the button mushroom.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Because people are getting these all confused, so we needn't
know exactly. So if you are k once again Black
Clash dot co dot m Z, sign up there and
also keep an ear out because we're going to be
their sideline once again and the Hot Spring Spas spar
Pool the best seat in the house. There will be
an opportunity to join us for that, you're good man.
And of course the acc Export Ultra Zone is going
(48:58):
to be back again. That is the party that sounds
that straight away. It's the best place to be really.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Of course, old hoodie j will be commentating on the TV.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, but that's the people that aren't going, So I
don't see how that's probably that.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
It's just the most highly rating. That's cool, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Yeah, it's not because the country that was well, Maine
the Stars.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Sure, big show podcast.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Well there you get your man, Barsards. That's your Thursday done.
And I tell you a lot, Magie. I'm always happy
to get the Thursday show done.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Oh man, we hit some laughs today we did. That
was your favorite.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I've got to say, Chris, I thought you were fantastic. Chris.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
You were on fire. Bro.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Things went to a whole new level. And the people
at home won't know this, but when you tuned your
duck kept backwards. Yeah, Shi, it just went to hold
new level. You are at goddamn backbone brother.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Thanks Jason, Charles Hoyt. I really appreciate that's really great.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, I like today's show as well.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Mogi. What's the plan tonight mate show?
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Yeah that I'm going to go along too, so that'll
be good. And I just want to make sure as well.
When on there, I'll just there'll be some booing. Pick
it up because I think the acts are very much
like sport. You've got to you've got to give advice
from the sidelines. So'll there'll be a bit of that
gown and there'll be tears, not lye. But yeah she's five,
(50:41):
so yeah yeah, but I won't be afraid to lay
into the other kids as well. No, you've got to, mate.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I remember my little one when she was five doing
a show and I just repped her after some really
basic mistakes. They're a tree, Yeah, yeah, stone my ass.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
It says that you want someone to stone.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Your He was playing Keyzy. What are you up to tonight? Mate?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Well, obviously not coming on your yours in pug Son's date,
so I'll probably just be at home alone. Oh no leftovers.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
We know what that means.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
What I don't insinuate that I'm going to be having
to go at myself all evening.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Jase, Wow, I don't know who was singing that. It's
crazy your mind lipped to the brother.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
What were you thinking You're just going to have a
port and play some video games?
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Wow, No, just chacking.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
I will be the ham and pineapple pizza. Um, yes,
what I'm after that? My big date with peg Son.
Looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Actually, that's your first date as well, isn't it? With
just me and that what I'm saying, and.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
My daughter and my wife, yeah, my other daughter and.
Speaker 3 (51:48):
Your wife's sister and my wife's sister.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
It's going to be great.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
A we should wrap things up. What are you reckon?
I got to go. Yeah, I mean, I mean you
and pug Son tonight. Make sure you wrap things up.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Listen, Beg schat tomor of course the Friday Trabble. You
have a great Thursday evening. Till then, ze later.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Bye hm
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