June 20, 2024 • 47 mins
On today's show, Keyzie discovers a familiar voice whilst beaching in Bali, Jase gives us the budget for the bach trip, and Pugs is never entering Studio A ever again.
Check out more on Insta @haurakibigshow
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Show with Night and Day.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, hell of a caffeine fixed from your local
Night and Day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Don't fight, It's time to go over size.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, is the biggest, our
biggest shot big show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jason Howitch, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'll give your man bars.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
It's great you have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the
twentieth of June twenty twenty four, and you, my friends
are listening to the Big Show brought to you by Night.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Once again.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, Mogie can't tell though, because it did such a
good job just then.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Hey, but the good news is Moggie's going to be
back tomorrow for the live show at Lulusbar.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
At lu Luin.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Be Taykeasy, your Rogue Skellion, you your Greek Hona, Wow,
you hunk of handsomeness.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How's life man.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Life's really really good? Jason, Yeah, good, really good. I
don't know if you know, but I've got a new haircut.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah I did notice. Yep, yeah, yeah did you And
you chose that? I mean, that's what you wanted.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's not what I wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh right, OK, So I.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Will be wearing a hat for the next couple of weeks. Yes,
what it is is it will be what I wanted
about three weeks time. It's just too short, and I've
got a comedy gig tonight, stand up comedy gig, and
I'm gonna have to wear a hat for that. I
was actually trying to get a haircut so i'd look
nice on stage. Sure, and now I've wrecked it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh well, you can't perform miracles in twenty minutes, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Just on your comedy gig tonight.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
By the way, I've got something I need to talk
to you about regarding that later on in the show. Really,
a certain person who's very close to you feels under
pressure about watching you go and perform, So I need
to have a.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Little bit of a chit chat with you about that.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Also, of course, as always, we've got trade wars, your
chance to win five hundred bucks, and apparently you've got
something to do with old Hoodie Jay and the TV.
The chat about this completely slipped my mind until my
wife reminded me of it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
While we're in Ali. I was watching a TV show
and I could have sworn that you were on it. Right, Okay,
So we filmed a bit of it, and the audio
is basically how you'd be able to tell. I just
want you to confirm whether or not it was actually you.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Sure man, No worries at all.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Hey, also coming up next to the Big Pole. We're
bringing back the Big Pole.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
We've got a hot topic to discuss.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, cheer guns and roses.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kezy.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Us indeed the Black Keys there on the radio Hodarky
Big Show this Susday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm earned a bit of pain, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Way, what happened?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Because I was standing by the studio window there watching
you chat to the office ladies and Popsack because you
know what, Pud he's been in a horror of a
mood today. Yeah, because we had to confront him about something.
Just smashed through from Studio B and the big heavy
studio door just smashed it into my arm, straight into
my funny bone.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I dropped like a sack of spuds, wailing and pain.
Pug Soun didn't even stop and ask if I was okay.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I just slammed a pad down on the bloody desk
here and left and Jeff and staffed off of you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah, sorry, I missed it. Really
I'd love to have seen that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Wow, it's pretty upsetting, but I'm a backbone. I'll just
carry on with it totally and maybe go easy on
the chat in the office there.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Keasy's beginning to worry a big pole.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Po Now I understand, Kezy, this is a real bugbeer
of yours. That's right, So really getting deep inside your goat,
deep inside it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
This morning, I was making a smoothie and we keep
like frozen bits of banana and a bag in the freezer.
What no, no, no, no, listen.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
What I'm going to say is I remember you telling
me about that, and I thought that was a bloody
good idea by your from your wife.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm going to do that at my that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And so you don't need to put ice cream or
ice in it because the bananas make it cold. That's
the hack. So I start making the SMOOTHI I grab
a handful of stuff, put it in my smooth and
realize it's actually frozen.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
For Joa, what do you mean for Joa.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well this is the debacle, right because she's working from
home today. I'm like, oh, is this for Joa? And
then she's like, yes, it is fijoa. What the hell's
a fijoa? It's for Joa?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
No, it's fijo.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well this is okay, so you're on her side.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Never I've never in my life heard it called a
for Joer. What the hell is a for Jower?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Everyone I know calls it a fajoa except for you,
apparently and my wife, who say fijoa.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Well everyone you know then Kizy is a massive der brain.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's fijoa.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well this is what the big poles for, right. So
up on the Hucky Big Shows Instagram page you can
vote is it for Joa or is it fijoa. I'm
pretty sure Pugs is on my side. He was saying
for Joa out in the office. No he wasn't, Yes
he was. He was saying, Pugs fig for Joa. Just coming.
Can you just come in.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
And we'll let we'll let the people decide.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Right, No, we'll just come in quickly and say what
is it?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Sit back and relax because time for Connie chat. You
want my house.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There's a little Connie chair with pugs tying me in
here to support you, Chris, and this is how you
treat me. So what do you want to talk about
with Connie Chat today? Mate? Because we did the top
flavors yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
My flavors I don't want to do flavors anymore. My
flavor of the day is for Joa as opposed to fier.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Right, how you say for jo as we hang on,
let's not get the big pole mixed up with Connie Chat.
This is the highlight of.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
The show exactly. Didn't mix it up.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, what do you want to do? We've got about
a minute here, so I've.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Got there is a question from from one of the
listeners actually regarding Connie Chat, which is, can you get
sort of different strengths of condoms, like a a thick
at condom as opposed to a more sensitive condom?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Absolutely you can, you can, yea?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
What do you run with.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Bug Son for Joa? And that's all from me, fellas.
All right, Well, it's just the shortest Connie Chat. What's
the point of coming into chat if you're just gonna
do that and then storm off? I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What the hell man?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
The worst part is because he asks us to do
Connie Chat every day and we open things up for it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What for hell? Hey, but you have your to say,
have your say. You can even call us if you
want is it for Joa?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Or you can vote on the Huduky Big Shows Instagram story.
You can text us on three four eight three, or
you can call us on eight hundred Haduchy orso if
you have any questions for Connie Chat, because no doubt
that it'll be back later on today as well.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
And kisy He is indeed a bit of movie for
your Thursday afternoon if you missed the Big Pole today.
It's basically Keysy being a dubrain.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Well it's it's something I've discovered and by the looks
of the text machine, I am very much in the minority. Yeah,
ad Brain, I call them fijoas yes, whereas Jason you
call them fijo fijoas yes. So just looking at the
text machine here on three four eight three, Savage Squeak
says fijo ah, it's fi joa fijoa all day long,
(07:26):
Big Show, Give me a fijoa any day, fifty three
years old. Never have I heard a fijoa? It's pc gone.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Man, Yeah, never in my life if I heard it before.
By the way, you can go on to our Insta
account there and have your vote and you'll say is
it f joa or fijoa.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Which is quite a hard thing to get across because
we're just spelling it there on the screen. But vote anyway.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
On the Aga story, I'm predicting that ninety five percent
of people are going to say fi joa.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, I think it's gonna be fifty fifty because you
can't tell the difference because that's about the same.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Ben, your mad bastard. How's life?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh it's great man? How are you?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I was doing?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Good, good mate. What do you do for a crass being?
Just quickly it back, then back.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Ben? For Joa or fi joa.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's definitely fijo.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You're a madman if you think it's for Joa.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I mean, well, there's always there's something almost sexual about
for Joa to me.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
For Joe, it's because it sounds sort of like vagina.
There must be it.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Well, I've never heard.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Of Keezy what pug sounds just throwing up his arms
and studio beat.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So Ben Fijo a mate, Yeah, yeah, all day. Yeah,
you've just won yourself a fifty dollars Night and Day voucher.
Who we got there, Keezy? Oh it's Kurt, Kurt, your
may bastard. How's life Jays?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I'm doing good things mate?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah? Good things mate? What do you do for a
crass Kurt?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'm a property manager, a huge.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Backband back bin Fijo or for Jower, Well.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It's definitely not vagina.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
No, we'll roll that out, HELLI Joe, Yeah yeah, Fijar right, okay,
we'll dientley.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Are you a fan of the fi Joer?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I don't mind it ever ever pulled out of the
skin for me.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You see, my wife eats the whole thing, the whole
skin and all.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah. Hey, you've got yourself fifty old Night and Day
voucher as well, mate, thanks for calling up. I've also
been sent through a talkback. Do you remember talkbacks? Jace?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Great show?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No, No, not talk not the show, oh the TV
show you made?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So you can send talkbacks into us here at Hodaki
using the iHeartRadio app. You just record a little voice
message Mike Harrison did that exact thing. So this is
him weighing in on the Fijo debate. Tomato tomato, Oh right,
I thought he was going to love his hits to
But keep having yours, say New Zealand three four eight
(10:04):
three if you'd like to text and we can vote
on The Hodocky Big Show's Instagram story. Jays Tomorrow, we're
doing a live show, man, Do you know about that?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, m hmmm.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We're doing it and we've been talking about it for
about the last three weeks.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Keezy, we certainly have and based on the success of
our last live show, this one's going to be an
absolute doozy. It's part of the Big Bender Reveal. An
entire day doing a massive Bender starts tomorrow morning eight
twenty am on the Matt and Jerry Show. They are
announcing what the bender will involve. We will then all
hop on the Bender Bus, which has been driven by
Captain Keesy. Oh my god, I'll be d driving it
(10:38):
right around all day. Yeah, and then all we know
at this point we haven't popped the balloons yet, but
all we know is that we will be finishing up
at the Lula Inn, which is at the Viaduct of
Auckland broadcasting The Big Show live. So anyone come down
from four pm and watch the Big Show live and
join in on the bend. It's gonna be a good one.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
It's going to be a good day. Make sure you
stay a part of it, and we'll be posting lots
of stuff on the Insta.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
We certainly will. And it's all thanks to our mates,
Big Ben Beautiful.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
The offspring there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. Now, if you don't mind, Keysy, I'd like
to clear something up. Oh you Yesterday Paksan in Studio
B put together a beautiful tribute video of my filthy cap.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's right, because you gave it away at last week's
live show.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yes I did.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I passed it on to an absolute backbone, and several
people have voiced concerned that I have in fact died. Well,
I just want to clarify something. I am still very
much here at this point.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah. So the video, I believe is up on our
Facebook page and on our Instagram as well. You can
see it, and I can see why people think you
may have died.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Listen, when I first watched the video, I thought I
was dead, really and I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I watched it a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Again last night, which is very rare to me, and
I was thinking to myself, it's just what my eulogy video.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Is going to look like.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Wouldn't be far off because I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Know that I'm happy about the fact that that would
be my eulogy video.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, it comes down to what you've done in your life, right,
So we're just working with what we've got really well,
I mean, and those are probably the highlight.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I feel like there could be heaps of heaps of
other stuff that are put in there. Yeah, show what
a massive backbone Ie was, what a massive career I had.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, we can work on that for the eventual day.
But in terms of the like, even Andrew Mulligan commented
on the video. He messaged us and he said, my
four year old watched it and then asked if you
had died. Yes, and then when you read some of
the comments, we're all here for your mate. Rip Hoidy
j a sad day New Zealand history, absolutely devastating. Love
(12:43):
to the Faro.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, thanks man.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So all that stuff does sound like you've died.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I actually, but I appreciate all the kind messages.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
You know what I'm saying, Gezy, that's right, Kia Kaha, Yes,
are you Kia Kaha and yourself toats Man.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Tools down and Liza.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's super liquor. Trade was time time to spend?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Is indeed trading against trading your chance to win five
hundred bucks cash.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Now, are you promised yesterday, Keasy, that you're going to
give a more vigorous spin today because there's been a
bit of limp wristed?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, it's it's really stiff. The wheel. It's like when
was the last time I think was looped up? You
know what I mean? The wheel? Okay, see that?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
What the hell was that? Man? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
This is what it's actually getting quite embarrassing because we're
talking backbones, man, we're talking trades. Yeah, and then you
do a little soft handed radio announcer spin.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, you've never done a hard day's yacho.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
In your life.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I had moss embarrassing man truck drivers track case landed on.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
If you're a truck driver, give us a call right
now and eight hundred hold back, get and.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You can play for five hundred bucks. How are you
going up against? Do you want a hard spoon? Jays,
I'll give you a hard spin? All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Better?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Other just his other? Oh other so any other train
So truck drivers or anyone. Yes, you can call us
right now at eight hundred Hodaki to win five hundred
dollars potentially just by winning the old quiz there.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, we'll get into that straight after. Queens of the
stone Age.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, man, hey, thanks, super looking for all the cash,
the whole acuy big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue,
any key, Let's go to the trade wall super lick
a scoreboard.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yes, indeed.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Today we've got a truck driver and a boat builder.
Let's start with William first year, mad vast. How's life William?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Massive backbones? Have a going?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Good? Thanks hey, William.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
When you stop at the old pit stop there the
truck stop, what are you? What are you shoving down
your garb?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
A bit of a sold roll in a saucy roll?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Are anything that's going really?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
We've also got Glenn who's a boat builder. How's the
boat building business going?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Glenn?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh, very busy at the moment, boys. Yeah, good, thanks man,
Glenn said, the boat building business is.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Busy, is it, Yeah, very busy. Yeah. We're renowned in
New Zealand for our boat building, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, we are quite well known internationally.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Actually, yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I'm actually in the middle of building a boat myself,
so I know I know how much hard yacka goes
into it.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
A keasy yeah man, Hey, no, Lis and Fellas, this
is how it works.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
We are three questions first, the two wins, all right right, yeah, okay,
now also William your buzzers truck driver or just track
and Glenn your Onner's boat.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
All right here, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Do you want me to go first? Jase?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Man, All right, here is your first question, Flowers, for
potentially five hundred dollars, Which country is Porsche from?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Track? William Germany?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
That is correct? William is up one. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Here we go, fellos. What animal is featured on the
Lamborghini emblem?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Track? William A bryan Oceros? Correct?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Glenn?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Would you like to have a stab? Yeah, we're go
ye is it a horse? That's Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Fellows.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
That's all right, so it's still one nothing that is
absolutely for one.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Will huh, who's got the one?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, will detractor, Yeah yeah yeah. Next question, what temperature
and degrees celsius does water boil?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
William one hundred degreeslia does.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Saycret Well, well done, William, mate, you're five hundred bucks
were richer?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
How does that sound?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh that's perfect guys, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No worries man.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And hard luck Glenn the boat builder, mate, lucky boat
building is so successful in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Men.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, cheers, we'll check you over to pa On and
Studio B.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Of course, it's not just me and Jay's getting out.
Wallet's out to give them the cash. It comes from
our good mates at Super Liquor. Cheers to that chest
and then giving us all that cash. Ajas.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I was really impressed actually by William. And I didn't
know about the sousiest boiling point?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Are you seriously?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah? I didn't one hundred.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
It's super like freezes at zero and it boils at
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I didn't know that really, yeah, totally, oh far out.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I just assumed everyone know that. Knew that, everyone know that, keys,
I think everyone know that. A de brain today, you're
a Debra hey lied Zeppelin.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
June the Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Kesey Indeed Oasis there on the radio Hotarkey Big Show
this Tuesday evening three minutes to five o'clock tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
By the way, Auckland is if you want something to
do Coreyganzalees Macure, who's a fantastic comedian. He's doing a
stand up gig at Pontsibys Social Club and he's got
all keeezy.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Attending, Yeah, attending or performing performing as part of it.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
This is sort of my first foray into the world
of trying to be a stand up comic. Yeah, so
if you missed out on seeing me bomb during the
Comedy festival, you could come and watch it under the
Radar for Under the Radar dot cot inz for tickets.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
That's interesting actually, because you talk about your bombing. Your
wife's been calling me in tears because apparently you've been
pestering her to come and watch you do stand up
comedy or yeah, and she doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, she saw the first one and went I never again.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
That was a year ago.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I remember just hugging her afterwards and just she was
My shirt was saturated.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It was just sticking to my busies.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, that's because he was sweaty though, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I know it was all her tears.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
How were you ever going to regain our reputation? We're
ruined as a power couple, all that sort of jazz.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, well, if you want to see me bomb, you
can also message me on Instagram Chris kens In and
I'll message you the LONNGK for tickets if you want
to come.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Hete plenty coming up after five o'clock. Stay tuned the whole.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio hod ikon.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Welcome back your messive bag. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night Day. Now listen. I'm really
upset at you, Kezy, really, Pugs.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
We want him to come into the studio, but because
you pulled that stunt today, he's refusing to ever come
into the studio again because you, my friend, betrayed his
trust and I'm were bloody, Pugs.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I'm fuman.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Are you talking about earlier today where we pretended to
be having a debate about how to pronounce fija or
fijoa and then we got Pugsun to come in and
give his taken it as soon as he walked in,
we fired this off.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Back and relax because it's time for commie chat with
your hosts. PUDs.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Is that you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, yeah, and he's not even talking to me now.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well, to be fair, we burned him pretty bad with
that when he was genuinely gutted and up there he was.
So what we'll do is, because now a week how
do we make it right?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Keasy?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
What we do is we get him in, and we
need to get him in soon because we're gonna have
a chat about going to the batch, your batch for
the weekend.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
So that's what I'm thinking about. But he's just absolutely
adamantly refusing to come into the studio again. He's refusing it.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
But we had so the only way to win him
back over again is for him to come in. We
do a chat about the batch, no Connor reference.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So Connie hand on heart, Pugsn.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
He's refusing it, so that's the only way. So we'll
get him and literally one last chance and if it
happens again, all trust gone.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, listen text us on three four eight three.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
How do we get pug Shan back on board because
there has been a massive betrayal of trust, and.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
The usual way we do it is by you know,
buying them Connie's and stuff. So that's not gonna work
in the situation. So I don't really know what to do.
But before we get to that, Chase.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I think we need to go and have, you know,
like the league hees do a big sort of pub
blowout with Pugsn A Mad Monday, A Mad Monday with
Pugshn Mad.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Monday with pug Son. That sounds like a cool sigh.
He starts surprising him with it whenever he goes. But
before we do get to that, though, Jase, while I
was away in Bali and I completely forgot about this.
My wife reminded me last night my life. We were
watching TV over there and I swear you were on
TV and Bali. I recorded it on my phone. I
just want to check whether it was in fact.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You sure?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I'll do that next.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Okay, here's a food fighters.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Of the hodiking Bing Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
All Indeed super Grounds here on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Thursday afternoon, sixteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Jace, I was in Bali about a week ago, week
and a half or something. I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Anyway, it seems like ages ago, doesn't it, kesy really does?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, time drags now that I'm back. But for everyone question,
because I'm not used to this with TV and adverts
and you know TV shows and there, is it quite
common for like New Zealand style TV shows to be
sold overseas? Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
So I know Broken Wood Mysteries that you're on massive overseas.
So yes, quite honestly. Actually Broken Woods like played in
about eighty different countries wow, um, and is huge in France,
like regularly gets fourteen million viewers in it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And people have to redo your voices and stuff obviously
right dub over it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't know if they dub over it or it's subtitled.
I should look up.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Actually, that's actually an interesting thing to look into. We
will look into that. But while I was in Bali,
because you know, when you're over When I'm overseas, one
of my favorite things to do, and you always have
a TV in your hotel room, is to just flick
through the local Telly. Sure a TV show came on.
I could have sworn it was you can I just
play you a clip of it. Sure, and you tell
me whether or not it's you.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, because before you do, because people are forever coming
up to me and saying, oh is that your voice
and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It's like nah, you know you, but you voice that
thing that that aired a nah.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
So there's people that just sound like you.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
There are a lot of people that sound like me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I thought it was weird because it's like Indonesia, you know,
that's age like yeah, yes. Anyway, here's the clip I heard.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
In our Indonesian communities at airports and behind prison wire.
A squad of dedicated monkey handlers on the job with
their trustee primate companions, swinging in and stopping danger at
every turn. This highly trained squad and cash busting, borner protecting,
and banana gobbling twenty four to seven. It's always a
(24:23):
salomat day at work for the monkey squad. This time
police duo Leo and Bubbles swing into action to stop
a gang of scooter thieves.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
What is it, Bubbles?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
If you caught the center corrections monkey raffiki helped sniff
out prison contraband All right.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Now pass it to me with your feet, reffiki.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Good Boy and drug monkey King Dong makes a pill
stopping discovery at the borders.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
This is a great find.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
King Dong will be getting all the bananas he can handle.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
After this one. It's always a salomat day at work
for the Monkey Squad? Is that you?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, man, that is you?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, totally so, because I know you do Dog Squad
here in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And do they sell that overseas? Is that how that works?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yes? Yeah, well the scripts are the same for all
the shows. You see. There's also Kohala Squad.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Well an Aussie Yeah right, because just because when I
you know, when I hear that show has been sold overseas,
I thought they would just play our show overseas, but
you remake it for the country.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Well they They're equivalent over in Indonesia is monkey squads.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So they use monkeys to sniff for drugs.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah yeah, you know, and you know, chase people on
the run and stuff like that. Wow.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah, they use monkeys as opposed to you. In New Zealand,
we've got dogs that do that.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
It's just because in Bali there are dogs everywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, yeah there are, but they but they no good
for that kind of work, right, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
How okay, So how long has that been running over there?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh? I think that's actually been running.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Monkey Squad has been going long than Dog Squad really, yeah,
it's about eighteen years far out, you know. I mean
you guys give me a bit of jep about all
the money I earned from Dog Squad. Yeah, but you
got to remember it's a lot of squads I do. Yeah,
so that's my messive fortune.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, so eighteen years and dog squads I think you've
been going for like eleven or something. So eleven did
they get the idea from it from Monkey Squad and
then start doing dog squad here because we use dogs.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Exactly kesy Yeah, yeah, not far out.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, there's a whole I could there's a whole range
of squads that I do really yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, Oh I have to look down this bloody you
have to get on this alleyway differently.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, guy, that's funny though I've never sounded good.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, how weird is it that you voice something here
and then me on the other side of the world
in Indonesia? Yeah, yeah, I'm hearing you.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
That's crazy. Did you sort of bone up when you
hear that you guys, no.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Bone up.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Well, it would have been nice for your wife to
hear Old Hoody Jay's voice. She didn't really call me
much when she was Overle and Bali.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It was weird actual because she instinctively just burst into
tears when the show came on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Actually, the Whoarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
On Radio Kings of Leon.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
There on the radio Hoedarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon. Now,
this is something I should have addressed yesterday. Actually, Keezy,
for the listeners out there, I've invited the to the batch,
my family batch for the weekend coming up in a
couple of weeks, and the boys are very keen.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And I was talking to you and Pugshn yesterday about it.
Pugs is not coming in.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Pugs, you just come in? Please? Can you please just
come and coming? He's not doing it for this for
those days for those that aren't aware, every time Pugs
is coming this week, we've been making him do Connie
Chat with Pugs. Yes, but we promise that's not the case. Seriously,
I've got the button fired off. I'm not going to
and anyway, I can see your hands keezy towards there,
(28:00):
Connie Button.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, I'm out of here now. Listen, fellas, did you
get the schedules?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
By the way, I did get the schedule. It was
exactly as you would said it yesterday on the show,
which I was a bit gutted by.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
What do you mean gutted?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, it's just very full on and very oddly specific.
I don't know why you said that, because there's free
time in there, like, we've got twenty slots of free time,
and we can do whatever we wanted. That twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Twenty minute slots there fellas one of the things I
didn't cover off unfortunately, which was silly of me.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Of course, the costs.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Doesn't your family own the beach? Yes, you've owned it
for like they're owned it for decades as well, right,
so it's.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Just yeah, yeah, it's a family bach.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, yes, sweet.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
So we didn't cover off the costs, so I thought, what,
we only need to sort that out actually before we
actually start this, so so I can get things in
order and you know, your groceries, your pictuls.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Expect, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Look, I'm happy to I'm happy to chip in for
food and busies. Yeah, petrol, what do you mean petrol?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Okay, well I've worked it out well.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
If she's a fair old distance getting out there, Kzy,
so three hundy for petrol.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Hell yeah, if you do that up between four people
on Pugs. No, it's an hour and a half away.
Why is it three hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
There in Batkezy. I'm not going to take you there
and just leave you there went across the channel eight
hundred a night obviously for the batch itself, so two nights,
that's sixteen hundy.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So is this between me Pugs you?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, no, you and Mogi and Pugs.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
So it's just split three ways, yeah, three ways. And
it's your family batch, yes, all obviously is my bat
So I'm not going to it's not your badge, it's
your family's.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's a family badge.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah. So do we have to go through like a
booking system for this, like Airbnb or anything?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, this is what I mean.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
You can just put it directly into my account. So
and can I just say eight hundred night, two nights
at sixteen hundred. Obviously you can put it straight into
my cap. It's usually a thousand.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Hang on, it's usually CAZy.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
It's usually a thousand night.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Because I'm on booking dot com right now and I
can see your bad it's not usually a thousand. It's
usually six hundred.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
So the groceries because as I put the menu on
there as well, so five hundy.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It's probably a bit more than that, but hey, let's
just call it five hundred nights for two nights. Well,
you know, these are your breakfasts, your lunch, you do,
I know, the meals and the day usually just.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Like I don't know, having a cheap barbie or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Mate's hang on, I'm here to look after you fellers.
All right, we're talking holy organic, wholesome food. This the
whole idea of this is you guys come away feeling
one hundred afterwards.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Any that is not what yeah, wasn't it one of
our meals? Just raising an apple?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, raising an apple? Yeah, yeah, thank you bugs Son
Sex teen hundred two thousand, one hundred three hundred.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
For the.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Petrol. Also, just to let you know, it's fifteen bucks
a shower if you want a shower. And obviously because
it's a batch, we've got your kayaks, we've got your fishing.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
At least you've got all that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yes, so the higher dge we'll just play it by
Kayaks it's fifty bucks for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Sorry Jay, it's just on the shower.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yes, we could go seven fifty each man and just
exactly exactly. Yeah, look, we could all have one together
and I could just flag it doesn't have to be long. Yeah, yeah, right,
So I worked it out.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
It comes to about six hundred and fifty each. And
that's the beauty of going away as a group.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
It just breaks down all those costs and I'll just
send you my account details and you fellows can fire
that through if that's cooled.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
It doesn't at least include linens and all that.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
No, the whole actually big shows with Jason hor It's
Mike Minogue and Kesy.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Jenny Chili and the A C. C.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Tem hitting off on the export Ultra beer Garden Torch
of Munich and maybe is this great new Zealander will
be joining them?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yes, indeed came from Guzzy Your Mad Bars and Hew's.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Life, Very good boys, very good through.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, good on you mates? Good And what do you
do for a cross cam?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
I'm a builder mate?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Ah? Yeah, bad game. How's Gusy, I I I love Gizzie.
Is a beautiautiful part of the country. How's Gusy going
at the moment? It's yeah, it is a beautiful part
of the country.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
But she's a little bit witch.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
We went through Brisbane summers to come back. Oh yeah mate,
but no, it's not a bad place.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You should move there, Jason.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
It's good fishing there too, good beaches.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I'll tell you what came. You're in the drawers down
the line and our good mate pak Son will take
care of you.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
All right, fantastic, Thank you guys. Thanks mate, hearing your
mad bars it. How's life?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, not too bad? Fellows yourself?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah, good, good man. Good What do you do your
massive backbone?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh it's buddy driving a few trucks.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
To Yeah, messive backbones, back bone and an actual fact
I was going to say to you think you could
hold your ground with the A CEC Fellows, I have
no question about it.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Here and you'll be you'll be comfortable as in that company.
Oh absolutely, yeah, good stuff. We've been to Munich before.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
No, never, it's very similar to the White Cuttle.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Actually I'll be right at home then.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, good chiefs Jersey On. You'll fit right in mate,
you're in the drawer.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Stay on the line there and the Pakstan will take
care of your Brad, your mad bars at Hell's life.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah not bad boys, yea thinks mate? Where are you from? Brad?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Christ here?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Oh yeah Christ? What suburb?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
What street?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
No reason?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Is bread? All good?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Hey? Bread?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
What do you do for a crass mate? You're like
a busy dear bread? Yeah, okay, tell you what You're
in the drawer as well? Make Paksamon looking after you
in cudab All right, sweet airs, No worries, mate, Shame
(34:27):
really isn't it.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That we don't get to go to Munich. Those bloody
acc bashards get to go everywhere.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well we just went to Magic Cround for the NRL.
Yeah but it's no Munich, is it. No, you're right
it's not. And to make things worth free flights, free accommodation,
beer fist yeah, well thanks to export Ultra. Would you
go to oktoberfist?
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
You know what we should do is have our own
October fist here in Auckland.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Great idea, kezy and just every.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Runs to later hoes and come along big steins and
we have our own ones that you don't feel like
you're missing out.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
That's a bloody good idea. Keys He that's ship.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
That's a good idea. And actually, Pugs, could you come
in then? I want to float an idea by you,
Pugs pack Son. That's it. I just want to float
this idea by you American and you're like, no, okay,
that's I thought.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
The trustles back, But yeah, it's going to take it's
going to take a bit of work to get that
back thanks to you, Keyzy.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
My folders, the whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
And Kesey.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
That's tune, isn't it. It is a tune actually, Black Sabbath.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I'll be honest with you, Keysy. I was flagging a
little bit. I was feeling a bit woozy because you're
hungry right now. I'm hungry.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
And I went to get half priced sushi and they
closed the sobs let's.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Whatever, you wait till four thirty because they make it
half priced. But then they closed pretty quickly after that.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, so I sort of missed my window. I got distracted.
But I know that we're having uber tonight. We're going
to have uber eats. Yeah, right, so I'm just currently
in discussions with my life about what to eat.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Why are you having a You never have uber eats?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah? We do, really, yeah, quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Usually you're making something or she's making something and you
don't like it. You know, there's usually that situation.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I mean, I think that's a bit harsh. Keezy. I'm
always fond of my wife's meals.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
No, I'm just repeating what I've heard here on the
three shows.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
All right, okay, yeah, hey.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Coming up after six o'clock. We've had some text in
on three four eight three saying they they missed the
clip of you on TV and Bali. Oh right, yeah,
but they've heard about it, yes, and so could we
play it again? I was like, yeah, okay, we can
play it again after six.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, sure, clip of Jay's voicing Monkey Squad, Monkey Squad,
which is a.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Real TV show over there in Bali. Also the results
of the Huducky Big Show Big Pole on the Insta there,
which is is it Fijoa or Yeah? So have your
votes now Hoduky Big Shows Instagram story and we'll get
into that after six.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Beautiful, the whole achy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days of what on radio Hold, I.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Can welcome back to your messive Bagbones. Hope your Thursday's
going along very nicely. Indeed you listen to the Big
Show brought to you by Night day before six, I said,
we're having uber each tonight. I asked my wife what
she wants and she said, I'm easy. Whatever whatever you
feel like, that's of.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
No use to me, keasy.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
So in this situation, would you ever say okay and
actually get the thing you feel like.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Some very really because then I'll do that and you'll go,
I don't really feel like that.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
So what what do you feel like?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Ty?
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Like a Sarte chicken or like like a gang panang.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Something really spicy, right, like a guy Fi or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah right, Why you just get that?
Speaker 4 (37:46):
My bowels can't handle as well as I real Heyton Alison.
On the podcast outro today, we were joined by Pugshan,
which was just as well actually, because we had to
address some issues that were going on.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's basically ten minutes of us confronting, not confronting, because
that sounds a lot, that sounds full of It was
just a healthy chat about the boundaries of communication and
the fact that we are, in fact work colleagues. You know,
we're not always in a fraternity together and a flat together,
and just about not crossing the line. But here's a
wee snippet of today's podcast outro.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
I don't know that you realize that one time, it's okay, Jason,
you were recording yourself, recording myself on self and you
thought it was on.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
It was a phone chat with someone.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
I don't know who.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
It was, just someone on the other end.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
So I was having phones and recording myself with the
selfie camera whilst I was watching Love Island.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And draining your battery quick, I'm saying. So that was like,
you know, that was a part, a small part of
a ten minute chat really, and it was just a
healthy conversation.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah, well we got things out of the open.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah. Do you even get like, do you know when
you're ever yell, You're you're telling someone something and they're
going yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know they're not gonna listen.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, Yeah, what it's like when I talk to you
about your monkey porn.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Stop saying I watched that's just like out of all
of the things that Kezy allegedly does monkey porn. No,
that's quite funny. Actually I don't care. But check out
the podcast seventh thirty tonight that comes out along with
highlights of the show as well.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Up next Jase Red Hot Chili Peppers and Monkey Squad The.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Is indeed Portugal the man there on the radio hold
Acky Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Let's get into a bit of TV champ. Why not.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, obviously still know Mike Minogue for watch on the
TV with me Mike Minogue, Not that you know off late.
As we've previously stated Keys, he's been putting much input
(40:17):
in there.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Or do we change it because like we have a
tendency to go like name a segment after a person.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Sure, do I have any segments named after me?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
H moob chat Oh yeah, yeah, you've also got here
you go Hoyt Encounters of the Strangest kind Strange kind? Yeah,
a few, man, we can Okay, what did you watch
last night, Keezy? Last night's Jase, I watched a documentary
do you want to know what the documentary was?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Sure? Was it about Taiwan?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Or so it was about.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Taiwan crop harvesting or coffee grinders or.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Making big trackies.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
It was about Taiwan, Oh god. And I watched half
of it the other night and then half of last night,
and it was about the specific festival that they have.
There's a guy, right, Jase. Wait, there's a guy, he's
been doing it for sixty years who builds a boat,
big boat out of wood, spends a whole year on it,
paints it up, decorates it, puts dragons on all sorts
of symbols and things. The town then gets all of
(41:23):
the demons, the bad demons, and forces them onto this boat.
They carry the boat down to the harbor, and then
they burn the boat with all the bad demons inside
of it. And that happens every five years. And this
old guy who builds the boat was watching it and
he's just like, I hate watching this bit because they
just built and I just wish they wouldn't burn the
boat because I just spent ages building it, you know,
(41:44):
And they like firecrackers, lots of them.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Look, I'm seriously thinking of canning what's on the TV
with Mike Minou Because, as I say, he hasn't even
mounted his TV in his new house yet. And then
you do Taiwan documentaries. I just don't know that it's
reaching the people, That's all.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
What do you want me to be?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
So do I have to change my taste in TV
to suit the people?
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Well that would be preferable. It at least makes it
make it vaguely interesting.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Well, what did you watch? I went back to Game
of Thrones?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
So you watched episode one, season one of Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
So good. It's like a warm, comfy blanket for me.
Game of Thrones it is, But is it like?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
That's not really that's ten years ago? Chat right there?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
And I found out today. Do you know how much
they made on Game of Thrones? Four point four billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I am not surprised.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
That's how much they made. Four point four billion dollars.
It cost them one point zero five four billion dollars
to make and they made four point four billion dollars profit.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
The first episode I remember, the CGI is pretty ropy,
not rope, not terrible, no, but like the shot of
winter Fell in the background, it's all a bit weird.
Do you think need Stark Sean Bean good performance.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
As ned Yeah, yeah, very good performance.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
And also the King Robert brath In. Yeah I do
love his performance.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah yeah, No, it's just a magnificent show. And I
love just knowing what's coming next.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, good Jack Keizy
so good man. We should do this segment twice.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Your good plans The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Keseyind Green day there on the radio hot Achi Big
Show this Thursday evening. Now the Big Show is going
to be live again, doing the show next Wednesday at
the Empire, isn't it, Mark Easy, That's.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Right, the Empire Tavern, which is well, it's been around
for bloody agents. It's an Auckland CBD. So it's not
just us doing a live show though. It's the entire
day of Hoducky announcers.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Absolutely all day long at the Empire, in celebration of
a day in Lou too.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
That's right, Dan Lou. It is a Hduky initiative. We
have teamed up with Beal Canson, New Zealand and Cotton
Softs to raise a crapload of awareness and a crapload
of cash as well for bal cancer New Zealand toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Ah oh gotcha, yeah, you know it was ringing your
bell for me.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So if you would like to donate
to Bealcanser New Zealand, you can instantly by texting Lou
Loo to three seven seven nine. That makes a three
dollars donation. You can also hit to date in Lou
dot co dot in z for all the other information
and to make a larger donation if you'd like to also,
feel free to come down to the Empire tab and
I'm gonna have heaps of special guests throughout the day
(44:23):
and you know, you can start with Matt and Jerry
doing their Bricky show live from the Income. Watch that
they're gonna have a bit of breakfast, have breakfast watch them. Yeah,
if you listen to the show, you like to send
it live. And then you've got Danjie, and then you've
got Greg and then us, So it's a full day's entertainment. Yes,
if you join us next Wednesday down at the Empire
that is Wednesday, the twenty sixth.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
It's interesting actually you mentioned cotton Soft because that is
why I went down to just two shokes when I
was you know, when I'm doing the white Oh yeah,
because it's such good stuff, cotton soft, cotton Soft's yeah,
the tissue there that I didn't want to waste it,
yeah right, and it's so absorbent, yeah, that I didn't
(45:02):
need more than that.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Sure, yeah, totally man.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Right, So if you are think, you know, if you're
in the supermarket and you're going what am I running
with here, I'd go cotton Soft all the time because
then you only need two strokes.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Well that that's one hell of an endorsement. Yeah, so
you endorse them all. Endorse Bealcanson, New Zealand. Yeah, okay,
and just say again, if you'd like to donate, text
Lou to three seven seven nine right now and you
can make an instant three dollars donation. Otherwise we'll see
you this.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Coming, wins.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I want to do it now. I want to make
a donation. Really, Oh buget, what's going out?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Classic?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah no, well okay, well I just got to figure
out my phone here.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Ah yeah, it's it always happens aa batteries doing Oh
that's weirding big show podcast.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Well there you go, your man bar.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Since that's your Thursday show done and dusted, the good
news full big show tomorrow, I'm Mogi coming back for
the live show a Lula.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
The Lula and the Lulain or Lula Bar down at
the old Viaduct of Auckland.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yes, hey, good luck for your geek tonight, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Thanks man. It's my first foray into properly doing it
without the safety need of like, oh, Kezy is having.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
A go you know?
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah, sure, So are you going to take some VIDs
of it or something?
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, I'm not like, did you used to do that?
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Na?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Sit up? You know?
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Back it was back in the day keys, we didn't
really have the sort of phone technology that.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
We have now.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
And so I also don't want to get into video
ing and stuff. I don't think I'm there. I think
I just need to get up there and do the
damn thing. Sure, keep doing it, yes, and just yeah
vibe it out mate.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Eight years from now you'll be sweet ass eight Yeah,
I mean once you know, it'll take you about eight.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Years to get up to the level you need to be.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
That's looking like a year.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
Wow, ambitious, that's very ambitious. But yeah, I did us
know how it gets, how you get on tomorrow and
tomorrow show the live show.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, I will either be really steamed to try and
forget about it, or really steam because I was stoked
about it. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be great. But
see at the Lula End four o'clock tomorrow to see
the big show live. What are you up to tonight,
jase Um, I.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Think i'd probably go home after this.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Oh really, we're going to do uber each tonight, Keezy,
So probably take about twenty minutes to decide what we're going.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
To eat why that's weird for you guys, and then.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Probably watch a bit of Showgun, go to the gym
and stuff. Probably, yeah, probably make love at some point.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
I've actually got two speed tickets in the gig tonight
if you want to come.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
No thanks, Heybler, saying it's been a pleasure to bring
you the show. Look forward to seeing you all tomorrow
and hearing from your au tomorrow. Don't forget the big
Friday Throb is.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Going to be happening too. Till then, see you later
up bye,
The Big Show with Night and Day.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, hell of a caffeine fixed from your local
Night and Day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Don't fight, It's time to go over size.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, is the biggest, our
biggest shot big show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jason Howitch, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'll give your man bars.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
It's great you have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the
twentieth of June twenty twenty four, and you, my friends
are listening to the Big Show brought to you by Night.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Once again.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, Mogie can't tell though, because it did such a
good job just then.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Hey, but the good news is Moggie's going to be
back tomorrow for the live show at Lulusbar.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
At lu Luin.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Be Taykeasy, your Rogue Skellion, you your Greek Hona, Wow,
you hunk of handsomeness.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How's life man.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Life's really really good? Jason, Yeah, good, really good. I
don't know if you know, but I've got a new haircut.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah I did notice. Yep, yeah, yeah did you And
you chose that? I mean, that's what you wanted.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's not what I wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh right, OK, So I.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Will be wearing a hat for the next couple of weeks. Yes,
what it is is it will be what I wanted
about three weeks time. It's just too short, and I've
got a comedy gig tonight, stand up comedy gig, and
I'm gonna have to wear a hat for that. I
was actually trying to get a haircut so i'd look
nice on stage. Sure, and now I've wrecked it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh well, you can't perform miracles in twenty minutes, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Just on your comedy gig tonight.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
By the way, I've got something I need to talk
to you about regarding that later on in the show. Really,
a certain person who's very close to you feels under
pressure about watching you go and perform, So I need
to have a.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Little bit of a chit chat with you about that.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Also, of course, as always, we've got trade wars, your
chance to win five hundred bucks, and apparently you've got
something to do with old Hoodie Jay and the TV.
The chat about this completely slipped my mind until my
wife reminded me of it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
While we're in Ali. I was watching a TV show
and I could have sworn that you were on it. Right, Okay,
So we filmed a bit of it, and the audio
is basically how you'd be able to tell. I just
want you to confirm whether or not it was actually you.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Sure man, No worries at all.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Hey, also coming up next to the Big Pole. We're
bringing back the Big Pole.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
We've got a hot topic to discuss.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, cheer guns and roses.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kezy.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Us indeed the Black Keys there on the radio Hodarky
Big Show this Susday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm earned a bit of pain, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Way, what happened?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Because I was standing by the studio window there watching
you chat to the office ladies and Popsack because you
know what, Pud he's been in a horror of a
mood today. Yeah, because we had to confront him about something.
Just smashed through from Studio B and the big heavy
studio door just smashed it into my arm, straight into
my funny bone.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I dropped like a sack of spuds, wailing and pain.
Pug Soun didn't even stop and ask if I was okay.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I just slammed a pad down on the bloody desk
here and left and Jeff and staffed off of you.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah, sorry, I missed it. Really
I'd love to have seen that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Wow, it's pretty upsetting, but I'm a backbone. I'll just
carry on with it totally and maybe go easy on
the chat in the office there.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Keasy's beginning to worry a big pole.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Po Now I understand, Kezy, this is a real bugbeer
of yours. That's right, So really getting deep inside your goat,
deep inside it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
This morning, I was making a smoothie and we keep
like frozen bits of banana and a bag in the freezer.
What no, no, no, no, listen.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
What I'm going to say is I remember you telling
me about that, and I thought that was a bloody
good idea by your from your wife.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm going to do that at my that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And so you don't need to put ice cream or
ice in it because the bananas make it cold. That's
the hack. So I start making the SMOOTHI I grab
a handful of stuff, put it in my smooth and
realize it's actually frozen.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
For Joa, what do you mean for Joa.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well this is the debacle, right because she's working from
home today. I'm like, oh, is this for Joa? And
then she's like, yes, it is fijoa. What the hell's
a fijoa? It's for Joa?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
No, it's fijo.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well this is okay, so you're on her side.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Never I've never in my life heard it called a
for Joer. What the hell is a for Jower?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Everyone I know calls it a fajoa except for you,
apparently and my wife, who say fijoa.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Well everyone you know then Kizy is a massive der brain.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's fijoa.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well this is what the big poles for, right. So
up on the Hucky Big Shows Instagram page you can
vote is it for Joa or is it fijoa. I'm
pretty sure Pugs is on my side. He was saying
for Joa out in the office. No he wasn't, Yes
he was. He was saying, Pugs fig for Joa. Just coming.
Can you just come in.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
And we'll let we'll let the people decide.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Right, No, we'll just come in quickly and say what
is it?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Sit back and relax because time for Connie chat. You
want my house.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There's a little Connie chair with pugs tying me in
here to support you, Chris, and this is how you
treat me. So what do you want to talk about
with Connie Chat today? Mate? Because we did the top
flavors yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
My flavors I don't want to do flavors anymore. My
flavor of the day is for Joa as opposed to fier.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Right, how you say for jo as we hang on,
let's not get the big pole mixed up with Connie Chat.
This is the highlight of.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
The show exactly. Didn't mix it up.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, what do you want to do? We've got about
a minute here, so I've.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Got there is a question from from one of the
listeners actually regarding Connie Chat, which is, can you get
sort of different strengths of condoms, like a a thick
at condom as opposed to a more sensitive condom?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Absolutely you can, you can, yea?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
What do you run with.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Bug Son for Joa? And that's all from me, fellas.
All right, Well, it's just the shortest Connie Chat. What's
the point of coming into chat if you're just gonna
do that and then storm off? I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What the hell man?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
The worst part is because he asks us to do
Connie Chat every day and we open things up for it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
What for hell? Hey, but you have your to say,
have your say. You can even call us if you
want is it for Joa?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Or you can vote on the Huduky Big Shows Instagram story.
You can text us on three four eight three, or
you can call us on eight hundred Haduchy orso if
you have any questions for Connie Chat, because no doubt
that it'll be back later on today as well.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
And kisy He is indeed a bit of movie for
your Thursday afternoon if you missed the Big Pole today.
It's basically Keysy being a dubrain.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Well it's it's something I've discovered and by the looks
of the text machine, I am very much in the minority. Yeah,
ad Brain, I call them fijoas yes, whereas Jason you
call them fijo fijoas yes. So just looking at the
text machine here on three four eight three, Savage Squeak
says fijo ah, it's fi joa fijoa all day long,
(07:26):
Big Show, Give me a fijoa any day, fifty three
years old. Never have I heard a fijoa? It's pc gone.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Man, Yeah, never in my life if I heard it before.
By the way, you can go on to our Insta
account there and have your vote and you'll say is
it f joa or fijoa.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Which is quite a hard thing to get across because
we're just spelling it there on the screen. But vote anyway.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
On the Aga story, I'm predicting that ninety five percent
of people are going to say fi joa.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, I think it's gonna be fifty fifty because you
can't tell the difference because that's about the same.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Ben, your mad bastard. How's life?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh it's great man? How are you?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I was doing?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Good, good mate. What do you do for a crass being?
Just quickly it back, then back.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Ben? For Joa or fi joa.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's definitely fijo.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You're a madman if you think it's for Joa.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I mean, well, there's always there's something almost sexual about
for Joa to me.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
For Joe, it's because it sounds sort of like vagina.
There must be it.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Well, I've never heard.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Of Keezy what pug sounds just throwing up his arms
and studio beat.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So Ben Fijo a mate, Yeah, yeah, all day. Yeah,
you've just won yourself a fifty dollars Night and Day voucher.
Who we got there, Keezy? Oh it's Kurt, Kurt, your
may bastard. How's life Jays?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I'm doing good things mate?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah? Good things mate? What do you do for a
crass Kurt?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I'm a property manager, a huge.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Backband back bin Fijo or for Jower, Well.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It's definitely not vagina.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
No, we'll roll that out, HELLI Joe, Yeah yeah, Fijar right, okay,
we'll dientley.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Are you a fan of the fi Joer?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I don't mind it ever ever pulled out of the
skin for me.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You see, my wife eats the whole thing, the whole
skin and all.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah. Hey, you've got yourself fifty old Night and Day
voucher as well, mate, thanks for calling up. I've also
been sent through a talkback. Do you remember talkbacks? Jace?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Great show?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No, No, not talk not the show, oh the TV
show you made?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So you can send talkbacks into us here at Hodaki
using the iHeartRadio app. You just record a little voice
message Mike Harrison did that exact thing. So this is
him weighing in on the Fijo debate. Tomato tomato, Oh right,
I thought he was going to love his hits to
But keep having yours, say New Zealand three four eight
(10:04):
three if you'd like to text and we can vote
on The Hodocky Big Show's Instagram story. Jays Tomorrow, we're
doing a live show, man, Do you know about that?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, m hmmm.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We're doing it and we've been talking about it for
about the last three weeks.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Keezy, we certainly have and based on the success of
our last live show, this one's going to be an
absolute doozy. It's part of the Big Bender Reveal. An
entire day doing a massive Bender starts tomorrow morning eight
twenty am on the Matt and Jerry Show. They are
announcing what the bender will involve. We will then all
hop on the Bender Bus, which has been driven by
Captain Keesy. Oh my god, I'll be d driving it
(10:38):
right around all day. Yeah, and then all we know
at this point we haven't popped the balloons yet, but
all we know is that we will be finishing up
at the Lula Inn, which is at the Viaduct of
Auckland broadcasting The Big Show live. So anyone come down
from four pm and watch the Big Show live and
join in on the bend. It's gonna be a good one.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
It's going to be a good day. Make sure you
stay a part of it, and we'll be posting lots
of stuff on the Insta.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
We certainly will. And it's all thanks to our mates,
Big Ben Beautiful.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
The offspring there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. Now, if you don't mind, Keysy, I'd like
to clear something up. Oh you Yesterday Paksan in Studio
B put together a beautiful tribute video of my filthy cap.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's right, because you gave it away at last week's
live show.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yes I did.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I passed it on to an absolute backbone, and several
people have voiced concerned that I have in fact died. Well,
I just want to clarify something. I am still very
much here at this point.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah. So the video, I believe is up on our
Facebook page and on our Instagram as well. You can
see it, and I can see why people think you
may have died.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Listen, when I first watched the video, I thought I
was dead, really and I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I watched it a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Again last night, which is very rare to me, and
I was thinking to myself, it's just what my eulogy video.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Is going to look like.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Wouldn't be far off because I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Know that I'm happy about the fact that that would
be my eulogy video.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, it comes down to what you've done in your life, right,
So we're just working with what we've got really well,
I mean, and those are probably the highlight.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I feel like there could be heaps of heaps of
other stuff that are put in there. Yeah, show what
a massive backbone Ie was, what a massive career I had.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, we can work on that for the eventual day.
But in terms of the like, even Andrew Mulligan commented
on the video. He messaged us and he said, my
four year old watched it and then asked if you
had died. Yes, and then when you read some of
the comments, we're all here for your mate. Rip Hoidy
j a sad day New Zealand history, absolutely devastating. Love
(12:43):
to the Faro.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, thanks man.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So all that stuff does sound like you've died.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I actually, but I appreciate all the kind messages.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
You know what I'm saying, Gezy, that's right, Kia Kaha, Yes,
are you Kia Kaha and yourself toats Man.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Tools down and Liza.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's super liquor. Trade was time time to spend?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Is indeed trading against trading your chance to win five
hundred bucks cash.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Now, are you promised yesterday, Keasy, that you're going to
give a more vigorous spin today because there's been a
bit of limp wristed?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, it's it's really stiff. The wheel. It's like when
was the last time I think was looped up? You
know what I mean? The wheel? Okay, see that?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
What the hell was that? Man? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
This is what it's actually getting quite embarrassing because we're
talking backbones, man, we're talking trades. Yeah, and then you
do a little soft handed radio announcer spin.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, you've never done a hard day's yacho.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
In your life.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I had moss embarrassing man truck drivers track case landed on.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
If you're a truck driver, give us a call right
now and eight hundred hold back, get and.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You can play for five hundred bucks. How are you
going up against? Do you want a hard spoon? Jays,
I'll give you a hard spin? All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Better?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Other just his other? Oh other so any other train
So truck drivers or anyone. Yes, you can call us
right now at eight hundred Hodaki to win five hundred
dollars potentially just by winning the old quiz there.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, we'll get into that straight after. Queens of the
stone Age.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, man, hey, thanks, super looking for all the cash,
the whole acuy big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue,
any key, Let's go to the trade wall super lick
a scoreboard.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yes, indeed.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Today we've got a truck driver and a boat builder.
Let's start with William first year, mad vast. How's life William?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Massive backbones? Have a going?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Good? Thanks hey, William.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
When you stop at the old pit stop there the
truck stop, what are you? What are you shoving down
your garb?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
A bit of a sold roll in a saucy roll?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Are anything that's going really?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
We've also got Glenn who's a boat builder. How's the
boat building business going?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Glenn?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh, very busy at the moment, boys. Yeah, good, thanks man,
Glenn said, the boat building business is.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Busy, is it, Yeah, very busy. Yeah. We're renowned in
New Zealand for our boat building, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, we are quite well known internationally.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Actually, yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I'm actually in the middle of building a boat myself,
so I know I know how much hard yacka goes
into it.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
A keasy yeah man, Hey, no, Lis and Fellas, this
is how it works.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
We are three questions first, the two wins, all right right, yeah, okay,
now also William your buzzers truck driver or just track
and Glenn your Onner's boat.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
All right here, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Do you want me to go first? Jase?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Man, All right, here is your first question, Flowers, for
potentially five hundred dollars, Which country is Porsche from?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Track? William Germany?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
That is correct? William is up one. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Here we go, fellos. What animal is featured on the
Lamborghini emblem?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Track? William A bryan Oceros? Correct?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Glenn?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Would you like to have a stab? Yeah, we're go
ye is it a horse? That's Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Fellows.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
That's all right, so it's still one nothing that is
absolutely for one.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Will huh, who's got the one?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, will detractor, Yeah yeah yeah. Next question, what temperature
and degrees celsius does water boil?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
William one hundred degreeslia does.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Saycret Well, well done, William, mate, you're five hundred bucks
were richer?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
How does that sound?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh that's perfect guys, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No worries man.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And hard luck Glenn the boat builder, mate, lucky boat
building is so successful in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Men.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, cheers, we'll check you over to pa On and
Studio B.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Of course, it's not just me and Jay's getting out.
Wallet's out to give them the cash. It comes from
our good mates at Super Liquor. Cheers to that chest
and then giving us all that cash. Ajas.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I was really impressed actually by William. And I didn't
know about the sousiest boiling point?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Are you seriously?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah? I didn't one hundred.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
It's super like freezes at zero and it boils at
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I didn't know that really, yeah, totally, oh far out.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I just assumed everyone know that. Knew that, everyone know that, keys,
I think everyone know that. A de brain today, you're
a Debra hey lied Zeppelin.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
June the Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Kesey Indeed Oasis there on the radio Hotarkey Big Show
this Tuesday evening three minutes to five o'clock tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
By the way, Auckland is if you want something to
do Coreyganzalees Macure, who's a fantastic comedian. He's doing a
stand up gig at Pontsibys Social Club and he's got
all keeezy.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Attending, Yeah, attending or performing performing as part of it.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
This is sort of my first foray into the world
of trying to be a stand up comic. Yeah, so
if you missed out on seeing me bomb during the
Comedy festival, you could come and watch it under the
Radar for Under the Radar dot cot inz for tickets.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
That's interesting actually, because you talk about your bombing. Your
wife's been calling me in tears because apparently you've been
pestering her to come and watch you do stand up
comedy or yeah, and she doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, she saw the first one and went I never again.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
That was a year ago.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I remember just hugging her afterwards and just she was
My shirt was saturated.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It was just sticking to my busies.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, that's because he was sweaty though, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I know it was all her tears.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
How were you ever going to regain our reputation? We're
ruined as a power couple, all that sort of jazz.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, well, if you want to see me bomb, you
can also message me on Instagram Chris kens In and
I'll message you the LONNGK for tickets if you want
to come.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Hete plenty coming up after five o'clock. Stay tuned the whole.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio hod ikon.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Welcome back your messive bag. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night Day. Now listen. I'm really
upset at you, Kezy, really, Pugs.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
We want him to come into the studio, but because
you pulled that stunt today, he's refusing to ever come
into the studio again because you, my friend, betrayed his
trust and I'm were bloody, Pugs.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I'm fuman.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Are you talking about earlier today where we pretended to
be having a debate about how to pronounce fija or
fijoa and then we got Pugsun to come in and
give his taken it as soon as he walked in,
we fired this off.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Back and relax because it's time for commie chat with
your hosts. PUDs.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Is that you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, yeah, and he's not even talking to me now.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well, to be fair, we burned him pretty bad with
that when he was genuinely gutted and up there he was.
So what we'll do is, because now a week how
do we make it right?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Keasy?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
What we do is we get him in, and we
need to get him in soon because we're gonna have
a chat about going to the batch, your batch for
the weekend.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
So that's what I'm thinking about. But he's just absolutely
adamantly refusing to come into the studio again. He's refusing it.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
But we had so the only way to win him
back over again is for him to come in. We
do a chat about the batch, no Connor reference.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So Connie hand on heart, Pugsn.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
He's refusing it, so that's the only way. So we'll
get him and literally one last chance and if it
happens again, all trust gone.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, listen text us on three four eight three.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
How do we get pug Shan back on board because
there has been a massive betrayal of trust, and.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
The usual way we do it is by you know,
buying them Connie's and stuff. So that's not gonna work
in the situation. So I don't really know what to do.
But before we get to that, Chase.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I think we need to go and have, you know,
like the league hees do a big sort of pub
blowout with Pugsn A Mad Monday, A Mad Monday with
Pugshn Mad.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Monday with pug Son. That sounds like a cool sigh.
He starts surprising him with it whenever he goes. But
before we do get to that, though, Jase, while I
was away in Bali and I completely forgot about this.
My wife reminded me last night my life. We were
watching TV over there and I swear you were on
TV and Bali. I recorded it on my phone. I
just want to check whether it was in fact.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You sure?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I'll do that next.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Okay, here's a food fighters.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Of the hodiking Bing Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
All Indeed super Grounds here on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Thursday afternoon, sixteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Jace, I was in Bali about a week ago, week
and a half or something. I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Anyway, it seems like ages ago, doesn't it, kesy really does?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, time drags now that I'm back. But for everyone question,
because I'm not used to this with TV and adverts
and you know TV shows and there, is it quite
common for like New Zealand style TV shows to be
sold overseas? Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
So I know Broken Wood Mysteries that you're on massive overseas.
So yes, quite honestly. Actually Broken Woods like played in
about eighty different countries wow, um, and is huge in France,
like regularly gets fourteen million viewers in it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And people have to redo your voices and stuff obviously
right dub over it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't know if they dub over it or it's subtitled.
I should look up.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Actually, that's actually an interesting thing to look into. We
will look into that. But while I was in Bali,
because you know, when you're over When I'm overseas, one
of my favorite things to do, and you always have
a TV in your hotel room, is to just flick
through the local Telly. Sure a TV show came on.
I could have sworn it was you can I just
play you a clip of it. Sure, and you tell
me whether or not it's you.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, because before you do, because people are forever coming
up to me and saying, oh is that your voice
and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It's like nah, you know you, but you voice that
thing that that aired a nah.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
So there's people that just sound like you.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
There are a lot of people that sound like me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I thought it was weird because it's like Indonesia, you know,
that's age like yeah, yes. Anyway, here's the clip I heard.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
In our Indonesian communities at airports and behind prison wire.
A squad of dedicated monkey handlers on the job with
their trustee primate companions, swinging in and stopping danger at
every turn. This highly trained squad and cash busting, borner protecting,
and banana gobbling twenty four to seven. It's always a
(24:23):
salomat day at work for the monkey squad. This time
police duo Leo and Bubbles swing into action to stop
a gang of scooter thieves.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
What is it, Bubbles?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
If you caught the center corrections monkey raffiki helped sniff
out prison contraband All right.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Now pass it to me with your feet, reffiki.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Good Boy and drug monkey King Dong makes a pill
stopping discovery at the borders.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
This is a great find.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
King Dong will be getting all the bananas he can handle.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
After this one. It's always a salomat day at work
for the Monkey Squad? Is that you?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, man, that is you?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, totally so, because I know you do Dog Squad
here in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And do they sell that overseas? Is that how that works?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yes? Yeah, well the scripts are the same for all
the shows. You see. There's also Kohala Squad.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Well an Aussie Yeah right, because just because when I
you know, when I hear that show has been sold overseas,
I thought they would just play our show overseas, but
you remake it for the country.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Well they They're equivalent over in Indonesia is monkey squads.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So they use monkeys to sniff for drugs.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah yeah, you know, and you know, chase people on
the run and stuff like that. Wow.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah, they use monkeys as opposed to you. In New Zealand,
we've got dogs that do that.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
It's just because in Bali there are dogs everywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, yeah there are, but they but they no good
for that kind of work, right, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
How okay, So how long has that been running over there?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh? I think that's actually been running.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Monkey Squad has been going long than Dog Squad really, yeah,
it's about eighteen years far out, you know. I mean
you guys give me a bit of jep about all
the money I earned from Dog Squad. Yeah, but you
got to remember it's a lot of squads I do. Yeah,
so that's my messive fortune.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, so eighteen years and dog squads I think you've
been going for like eleven or something. So eleven did
they get the idea from it from Monkey Squad and
then start doing dog squad here because we use dogs.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Exactly kesy Yeah, yeah, not far out.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, there's a whole I could there's a whole range
of squads that I do really yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, Oh I have to look down this bloody you
have to get on this alleyway differently.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, guy, that's funny though I've never sounded good.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, how weird is it that you voice something here
and then me on the other side of the world
in Indonesia? Yeah, yeah, I'm hearing you.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
That's crazy. Did you sort of bone up when you
hear that you guys, no.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Bone up.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Well, it would have been nice for your wife to
hear Old Hoody Jay's voice. She didn't really call me
much when she was Overle and Bali.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It was weird actual because she instinctively just burst into
tears when the show came on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Actually, the Whoarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
On Radio Kings of Leon.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
There on the radio Hoedarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon. Now,
this is something I should have addressed yesterday. Actually, Keezy,
for the listeners out there, I've invited the to the batch,
my family batch for the weekend coming up in a
couple of weeks, and the boys are very keen.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And I was talking to you and Pugshn yesterday about it.
Pugs is not coming in.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Pugs, you just come in? Please? Can you please just
come and coming? He's not doing it for this for
those days for those that aren't aware, every time Pugs
is coming this week, we've been making him do Connie
Chat with Pugs. Yes, but we promise that's not the case. Seriously,
I've got the button fired off. I'm not going to
and anyway, I can see your hands keezy towards there,
(28:00):
Connie Button.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, I'm out of here now. Listen, fellas, did you
get the schedules?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
By the way, I did get the schedule. It was
exactly as you would said it yesterday on the show,
which I was a bit gutted by.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
What do you mean gutted?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, it's just very full on and very oddly specific.
I don't know why you said that, because there's free
time in there, like, we've got twenty slots of free time,
and we can do whatever we wanted. That twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Twenty minute slots there fellas one of the things I
didn't cover off unfortunately, which was silly of me.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Of course, the costs.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Doesn't your family own the beach? Yes, you've owned it
for like they're owned it for decades as well, right,
so it's.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Just yeah, yeah, it's a family bach.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, yes, sweet.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
So we didn't cover off the costs, so I thought, what,
we only need to sort that out actually before we
actually start this, so so I can get things in
order and you know, your groceries, your pictuls.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Expect, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Look, I'm happy to I'm happy to chip in for
food and busies. Yeah, petrol, what do you mean petrol?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Okay, well I've worked it out well.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
If she's a fair old distance getting out there, Kzy,
so three hundy for petrol.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Hell yeah, if you do that up between four people
on Pugs. No, it's an hour and a half away.
Why is it three hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
There in Batkezy. I'm not going to take you there
and just leave you there went across the channel eight
hundred a night obviously for the batch itself, so two nights,
that's sixteen hundy.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So is this between me Pugs you?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, no, you and Mogi and Pugs.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
So it's just split three ways, yeah, three ways. And
it's your family batch, yes, all obviously is my bat
So I'm not going to it's not your badge, it's
your family's.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's a family badge.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah. So do we have to go through like a
booking system for this, like Airbnb or anything?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, this is what I mean.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
You can just put it directly into my account. So
and can I just say eight hundred night, two nights
at sixteen hundred. Obviously you can put it straight into
my cap. It's usually a thousand.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Hang on, it's usually CAZy.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
It's usually a thousand night.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Because I'm on booking dot com right now and I
can see your bad it's not usually a thousand. It's
usually six hundred.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
So the groceries because as I put the menu on
there as well, so five hundy.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It's probably a bit more than that, but hey, let's
just call it five hundred nights for two nights. Well,
you know, these are your breakfasts, your lunch, you do,
I know, the meals and the day usually just.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Like I don't know, having a cheap barbie or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Mate's hang on, I'm here to look after you fellers.
All right, we're talking holy organic, wholesome food. This the
whole idea of this is you guys come away feeling
one hundred afterwards.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Any that is not what yeah, wasn't it one of
our meals? Just raising an apple?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, raising an apple? Yeah, yeah, thank you bugs Son
Sex teen hundred two thousand, one hundred three hundred.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
For the.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Petrol. Also, just to let you know, it's fifteen bucks
a shower if you want a shower. And obviously because
it's a batch, we've got your kayaks, we've got your fishing.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
At least you've got all that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yes, so the higher dge we'll just play it by
Kayaks it's fifty bucks for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Sorry Jay, it's just on the shower.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yes, we could go seven fifty each man and just
exactly exactly. Yeah, look, we could all have one together
and I could just flag it doesn't have to be long. Yeah, yeah, right,
So I worked it out.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
It comes to about six hundred and fifty each. And
that's the beauty of going away as a group.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
It just breaks down all those costs and I'll just
send you my account details and you fellows can fire
that through if that's cooled.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
It doesn't at least include linens and all that.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
No, the whole actually big shows with Jason hor It's
Mike Minogue and Kesy.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Jenny Chili and the A C. C.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Tem hitting off on the export Ultra beer Garden Torch
of Munich and maybe is this great new Zealander will
be joining them?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yes, indeed came from Guzzy Your Mad Bars and Hew's.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Life, Very good boys, very good through.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, good on you mates? Good And what do you
do for a cross cam?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
I'm a builder mate?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Ah? Yeah, bad game. How's Gusy, I I I love Gizzie.
Is a beautiautiful part of the country. How's Gusy going
at the moment? It's yeah, it is a beautiful part
of the country.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
But she's a little bit witch.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
We went through Brisbane summers to come back. Oh yeah mate,
but no, it's not a bad place.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You should move there, Jason.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
It's good fishing there too, good beaches.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I'll tell you what came. You're in the drawers down
the line and our good mate pak Son will take
care of you.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
All right, fantastic, Thank you guys. Thanks mate, hearing your
mad bars it. How's life?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, not too bad? Fellows yourself?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah, good, good man. Good What do you do your
massive backbone?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh it's buddy driving a few trucks.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
To Yeah, messive backbones, back bone and an actual fact
I was going to say to you think you could
hold your ground with the A CEC Fellows, I have
no question about it.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Here and you'll be you'll be comfortable as in that company.
Oh absolutely, yeah, good stuff. We've been to Munich before.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
No, never, it's very similar to the White Cuttle.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Actually I'll be right at home then.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, good chiefs Jersey On. You'll fit right in mate,
you're in the drawer.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Stay on the line there and the Pakstan will take
care of your Brad, your mad bars at Hell's life.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah not bad boys, yea thinks mate? Where are you from? Brad?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Christ here?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Oh yeah Christ? What suburb?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
What street?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
No reason?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Is bread? All good?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Hey? Bread?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
What do you do for a crass mate? You're like
a busy dear bread? Yeah, okay, tell you what You're
in the drawer as well? Make Paksamon looking after you
in cudab All right, sweet airs, No worries, mate, Shame
(34:27):
really isn't it.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That we don't get to go to Munich. Those bloody
acc bashards get to go everywhere.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well we just went to Magic Cround for the NRL.
Yeah but it's no Munich, is it. No, you're right
it's not. And to make things worth free flights, free accommodation,
beer fist yeah, well thanks to export Ultra. Would you
go to oktoberfist?
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
You know what we should do is have our own
October fist here in Auckland.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Great idea, kezy and just every.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Runs to later hoes and come along big steins and
we have our own ones that you don't feel like
you're missing out.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
That's a bloody good idea. Keys He that's ship.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
That's a good idea. And actually, Pugs, could you come
in then? I want to float an idea by you,
Pugs pack Son. That's it. I just want to float
this idea by you American and you're like, no, okay,
that's I thought.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
The trustles back, But yeah, it's going to take it's
going to take a bit of work to get that
back thanks to you, Keyzy.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
My folders, the whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
And Kesey.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
That's tune, isn't it. It is a tune actually, Black Sabbath.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I'll be honest with you, Keysy. I was flagging a
little bit. I was feeling a bit woozy because you're
hungry right now. I'm hungry.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
And I went to get half priced sushi and they
closed the sobs let's.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Whatever, you wait till four thirty because they make it
half priced. But then they closed pretty quickly after that.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, so I sort of missed my window. I got distracted.
But I know that we're having uber tonight. We're going
to have uber eats. Yeah, right, so I'm just currently
in discussions with my life about what to eat.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Why are you having a You never have uber eats?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah? We do, really, yeah, quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Usually you're making something or she's making something and you
don't like it. You know, there's usually that situation.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I mean, I think that's a bit harsh. Keezy. I'm
always fond of my wife's meals.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
No, I'm just repeating what I've heard here on the
three shows.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
All right, okay, yeah, hey.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Coming up after six o'clock. We've had some text in
on three four eight three saying they they missed the
clip of you on TV and Bali. Oh right, yeah,
but they've heard about it, yes, and so could we
play it again? I was like, yeah, okay, we can
play it again after six.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, sure, clip of Jay's voicing Monkey Squad, Monkey Squad,
which is a.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Real TV show over there in Bali. Also the results
of the Huducky Big Show Big Pole on the Insta there,
which is is it Fijoa or Yeah? So have your
votes now Hoduky Big Shows Instagram story and we'll get
into that after six.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Beautiful, the whole achy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days of what on radio Hold, I.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Can welcome back to your messive Bagbones. Hope your Thursday's
going along very nicely. Indeed you listen to the Big
Show brought to you by Night day before six, I said,
we're having uber each tonight. I asked my wife what
she wants and she said, I'm easy. Whatever whatever you
feel like, that's of.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
No use to me, keasy.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
So in this situation, would you ever say okay and
actually get the thing you feel like.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Some very really because then I'll do that and you'll go,
I don't really feel like that.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
So what what do you feel like?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Ty?
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Like a Sarte chicken or like like a gang panang.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Something really spicy, right, like a guy Fi or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah right, Why you just get that?
Speaker 4 (37:46):
My bowels can't handle as well as I real Heyton Alison.
On the podcast outro today, we were joined by Pugshan,
which was just as well actually, because we had to
address some issues that were going on.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's basically ten minutes of us confronting, not confronting, because
that sounds a lot, that sounds full of It was
just a healthy chat about the boundaries of communication and
the fact that we are, in fact work colleagues. You know,
we're not always in a fraternity together and a flat together,
and just about not crossing the line. But here's a
wee snippet of today's podcast outro.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
I don't know that you realize that one time, it's okay, Jason,
you were recording yourself, recording myself on self and you
thought it was on.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
It was a phone chat with someone.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
I don't know who.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
It was, just someone on the other end.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
So I was having phones and recording myself with the
selfie camera whilst I was watching Love Island.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And draining your battery quick, I'm saying. So that was like,
you know, that was a part, a small part of
a ten minute chat really, and it was just a
healthy conversation.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah, well we got things out of the open.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah. Do you even get like, do you know when
you're ever yell, You're you're telling someone something and they're
going yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know they're not gonna listen.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, Yeah, what it's like when I talk to you
about your monkey porn.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Stop saying I watched that's just like out of all
of the things that Kezy allegedly does monkey porn. No,
that's quite funny. Actually I don't care. But check out
the podcast seventh thirty tonight that comes out along with
highlights of the show as well.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Up next Jase Red Hot Chili Peppers and Monkey Squad The.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Is indeed Portugal the man there on the radio hold
Acky Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Let's get into a bit of TV champ. Why not.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, obviously still know Mike Minogue for watch on the
TV with me Mike Minogue, Not that you know off late.
As we've previously stated Keys, he's been putting much input
(40:17):
in there.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Or do we change it because like we have a
tendency to go like name a segment after a person.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Sure, do I have any segments named after me?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
H moob chat Oh yeah, yeah, you've also got here
you go Hoyt Encounters of the Strangest kind Strange kind? Yeah,
a few, man, we can Okay, what did you watch
last night, Keezy? Last night's Jase, I watched a documentary
do you want to know what the documentary was?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Sure? Was it about Taiwan?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Or so it was about.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Taiwan crop harvesting or coffee grinders or.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Making big trackies.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
It was about Taiwan, Oh god. And I watched half
of it the other night and then half of last night,
and it was about the specific festival that they have.
There's a guy, right, Jase. Wait, there's a guy, he's
been doing it for sixty years who builds a boat,
big boat out of wood, spends a whole year on it,
paints it up, decorates it, puts dragons on all sorts
of symbols and things. The town then gets all of
(41:23):
the demons, the bad demons, and forces them onto this boat.
They carry the boat down to the harbor, and then
they burn the boat with all the bad demons inside
of it. And that happens every five years. And this
old guy who builds the boat was watching it and
he's just like, I hate watching this bit because they
just built and I just wish they wouldn't burn the
boat because I just spent ages building it, you know,
(41:44):
And they like firecrackers, lots of them.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Look, I'm seriously thinking of canning what's on the TV
with Mike Minou Because, as I say, he hasn't even
mounted his TV in his new house yet. And then
you do Taiwan documentaries. I just don't know that it's
reaching the people, That's all.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
What do you want me to be?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
So do I have to change my taste in TV
to suit the people?
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Well that would be preferable. It at least makes it
make it vaguely interesting.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Well, what did you watch? I went back to Game
of Thrones?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
So you watched episode one, season one of Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
So good. It's like a warm, comfy blanket for me.
Game of Thrones it is, But is it like?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
That's not really that's ten years ago? Chat right there?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
And I found out today. Do you know how much
they made on Game of Thrones? Four point four billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I am not surprised.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
That's how much they made. Four point four billion dollars.
It cost them one point zero five four billion dollars
to make and they made four point four billion dollars profit.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
The first episode I remember, the CGI is pretty ropy,
not rope, not terrible, no, but like the shot of
winter Fell in the background, it's all a bit weird.
Do you think need Stark Sean Bean good performance.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
As ned Yeah, yeah, very good performance.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
And also the King Robert brath In. Yeah I do
love his performance.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah yeah, No, it's just a magnificent show. And I
love just knowing what's coming next.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, good Jack Keizy
so good man. We should do this segment twice.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Your good plans The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Keseyind Green day there on the radio hot Achi Big
Show this Thursday evening. Now the Big Show is going
to be live again, doing the show next Wednesday at
the Empire, isn't it, Mark Easy, That's.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Right, the Empire Tavern, which is well, it's been around
for bloody agents. It's an Auckland CBD. So it's not
just us doing a live show though. It's the entire
day of Hoducky announcers.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Absolutely all day long at the Empire, in celebration of
a day in Lou too.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
That's right, Dan Lou. It is a Hduky initiative. We
have teamed up with Beal Canson, New Zealand and Cotton
Softs to raise a crapload of awareness and a crapload
of cash as well for bal cancer New Zealand toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Ah oh gotcha, yeah, you know it was ringing your
bell for me.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So if you would like to donate
to Bealcanser New Zealand, you can instantly by texting Lou
Loo to three seven seven nine. That makes a three
dollars donation. You can also hit to date in Lou
dot co dot in z for all the other information
and to make a larger donation if you'd like to also,
feel free to come down to the Empire tab and
I'm gonna have heaps of special guests throughout the day
(44:23):
and you know, you can start with Matt and Jerry
doing their Bricky show live from the Income. Watch that
they're gonna have a bit of breakfast, have breakfast watch them. Yeah,
if you listen to the show, you like to send
it live. And then you've got Danjie, and then you've
got Greg and then us, So it's a full day's entertainment. Yes,
if you join us next Wednesday down at the Empire
that is Wednesday, the twenty sixth.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
It's interesting actually you mentioned cotton Soft because that is
why I went down to just two shokes when I
was you know, when I'm doing the white Oh yeah,
because it's such good stuff, cotton soft, cotton Soft's yeah,
the tissue there that I didn't want to waste it,
yeah right, and it's so absorbent, yeah, that I didn't
(45:02):
need more than that.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Sure, yeah, totally man.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Right, So if you are think, you know, if you're
in the supermarket and you're going what am I running
with here, I'd go cotton Soft all the time because
then you only need two strokes.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Well that that's one hell of an endorsement. Yeah, so
you endorse them all. Endorse Bealcanson, New Zealand. Yeah, okay,
and just say again, if you'd like to donate, text
Lou to three seven seven nine right now and you
can make an instant three dollars donation. Otherwise we'll see
you this.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Coming, wins.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
I want to do it now. I want to make
a donation. Really, Oh buget, what's going out?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Classic?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah no, well okay, well I just got to figure
out my phone here.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Ah yeah, it's it always happens aa batteries doing Oh
that's weirding big show podcast.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Well there you go, your man bar.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Since that's your Thursday show done and dusted, the good
news full big show tomorrow, I'm Mogi coming back for
the live show a Lula.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
The Lula and the Lulain or Lula Bar down at
the old Viaduct of Auckland.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yes, hey, good luck for your geek tonight, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Thanks man. It's my first foray into properly doing it
without the safety need of like, oh, Kezy is having.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
A go you know?
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah, sure, So are you going to take some VIDs
of it or something?
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, I'm not like, did you used to do that?
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Na?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Sit up? You know?
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Back it was back in the day keys, we didn't
really have the sort of phone technology that.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
We have now.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
And so I also don't want to get into video
ing and stuff. I don't think I'm there. I think
I just need to get up there and do the
damn thing. Sure, keep doing it, yes, and just yeah
vibe it out mate.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Eight years from now you'll be sweet ass eight Yeah,
I mean once you know, it'll take you about eight.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Years to get up to the level you need to be.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
That's looking like a year.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
Wow, ambitious, that's very ambitious. But yeah, I did us
know how it gets, how you get on tomorrow and
tomorrow show the live show.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, I will either be really steamed to try and
forget about it, or really steam because I was stoked
about it. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be great. But
see at the Lula End four o'clock tomorrow to see
the big show live. What are you up to tonight,
jase Um, I.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Think i'd probably go home after this.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Oh really, we're going to do uber each tonight, Keezy,
So probably take about twenty minutes to decide what we're going.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
To eat why that's weird for you guys, and then.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Probably watch a bit of Showgun, go to the gym
and stuff. Probably, yeah, probably make love at some point.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
I've actually got two speed tickets in the gig tonight
if you want to come.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
No thanks, Heybler, saying it's been a pleasure to bring
you the show. Look forward to seeing you all tomorrow
and hearing from your au tomorrow. Don't forget the big
Friday Throb is.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Going to be happening too. Till then, see you later
up bye,
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
The Breakfast Club
The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!