FULL SHOW: On The Road To The Bach (feat. Johanna Cosgrove)

On today's show, Jase has been experiencing more strange encounters, Keyzie's packed some board games for the bach trip, and Pugs is looking forward to a yummy weekend.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day. Get a hell
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big, big show, Jason hoych my note.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
And I'll give it your mad Bartard. It's great to
have your company this Friday afternoon. It is the twelfth
of July twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are
listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Night.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Today. An absolute tragedy for the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
As you'll notice, we're still a voice down. Yeah, Mogi
the legend turned up today. He was here when I
arrived to do the show, looking to do the show
and of course come with the feelings to my family
batch this weekend. But then he felt like crap again. Keizy, Yeah,
and he's gone home.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Well.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
I walked in and I was stoked. I was the
last to arrive, which is weird because I'm usually early
in waiting for you guys, and I walked in. See
Mogi there.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I don't know if that's entirely accurate.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
We'll hang on, Jason, just telling a story here. Man.
Mogi was there, Hoidy j was there, pug Son was
everyone was looking really happy, and then Mogi just looked
at me and he said, I'm going home, Keyzy Yeah.
And then Boss told he was like he he's got
no gas in the tank. I'm sending him home.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Which is a bit of a shame really, because we've
got a fantastic actor, stand up comedian as well, your
Heart of Cosgrove coming on the show later today because
she stars in a new TV show on TV three
or three now which features Mike Minogue and one of
his greatest ever performances, so we'll have to interview her
without Mike.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
To be honest with you, mate, I'm gutted because I
was really looking forward to having Mogi there for the weekend,
to showing my sha couterie board.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
You're your cheese platter.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Cheese platter and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Well you can show me in pugs and I.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Was hoping that, you know, because that we're him and
I were going to do the sleep sleep and the
sleep out together, right, which is separate from the main
sort of sort of batchy year.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
You can still sleep there.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Wow. Just not the shame without Mogi.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah, you're right, Actually, make sure we flag it. I mean,
well you said it. You just said, it's not the
same without Mogi. Maybe we flag it because, to be honest,
my wife would love me to do that, because we've
got to finish our edging.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Can I keep the sixteen Can I keep the sixteen hundred? Oh?
We have to, man, because now we're gonna come.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
If you're pulling out now just within twenty four hours,
I have to keep the sixteen hundred.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
No, I'm not gonna pull out just for edging.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Now, listen, it's a big show ahead, as Keysy has stated,
also shout out Friday text our three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
If you've got any shout outs, let us know.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Also coming out inside the next thirty minutes. Would you
rather it is your chance to get in the drawer
for a once in a lifetime trip to either Bathurst
or the NRL Grand Final. You just have to tell
us which one of those two things you would rather
go to. That'll be happening soon. Get ready to call
the eight hundred Hoducky.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Great stuff, Keezy, Here's Basement, Jack's the.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Whole Aky Big Shows, Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and keys Oh.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah Wheez on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this Friday, afternoon.
The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock. Any shout outs,
they're kesy on three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Certainly Jay's first shout out on three four eight three.
Get out to me, Pugs, I'm joining you in the
studio for this break.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Get on your pug son.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Hey, thanks so much.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Hey, I just want to say before you get into
the shout outs, pugsn has the most sensational haircut at
the moment.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm loving it.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Jase means a lot coming back, man, I'm feeling good.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
I'm not going to be able to get to the batch,
won't be able to get out of the door with
how big my head's gone.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah, this has got it sick mullet on it now
it is a mullet. It looks fantastic.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
But thanks Luckily, you're going to have heaps because you're hot.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Full disclosure to everyone listening, Jason's had a red bull. Okay,
so iph he starts just rundomly interrupting you mid yeah,
and that's why A big shout out here to my
brother Alan Kang, the drummer from Psychoda. That's a big
shout out there. On three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Okay, I never heard of them, but that's cool.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Shout out to my mate Ricky for having me up
at his pad for the past year. He's really done
me well and I'm very comfortable up at HER's. Thanks.
That's from Mark and South christ Church.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
You're good on your mark, your blood, your.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Your blood bone and big shout out to the flowers
at Buffer Construction and christ Church East Chairs. That's from Barry.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, good on you.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I didn't mean that about Mark, by the way, Good
on your mate. Thanks for acknowledging your mate. I think
that's really good. Now listen, fellers, we're off to the
batch and what having two hours?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
You are three of the show's just started. It's a
three hours good mess. Jason.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I had a bit of an anxiety.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's at this afternoon and it happens every time my
wife and I go to the batch, and it's where
are the batch keys?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Right? How many copies of the keys are there?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Just one copy? We've got one copy, so one copy.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
So there's two piers of keys.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
There's someone else has another set of keys Keezy, and
then there's another set which I'm not going to tell
anyone about.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
So there's two copies of the original set.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, so there's two copy of the original set.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
So there's three sets of keys, yes, and you're not
telling me where one of them is and you don't
know where the other one is.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yes, So we were it was quite serious. Actually we
were frantically going. I was Jeff and jeffer as you
can imagine. Eventually, after half an hour we found it,
so crisis averted the keys. But the funny thing is
my wife and I do that every single time we.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Go to the batch, which which is where the are
the keys.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
And you'd think after going there for twenty years, well
we'd you need a red bull. You'd think, after going
there for twenty years, would hang them in the same
place pug soun you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
But we never do.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
I think you would do that as well. Actually, I
think any reasonable person would do that.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah, So this is something that really gets inside my goat.
At my house, we have a bowl where we put
our keys. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, guys. We have a
bowl on our little it's a buffet table near the door.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Buffet All right.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Fucks don't you do a wheezy laughter that h And
every day I get home, I put my wallet in there,
my keys in there, and like garage door up and
if I need it, Whereas every day my wife just
sort of throws her keys. So we ran them and
the next day can't find them. So it's like use
the bowl. All right, there's a reason we've got a
bowl for the keys, and it's not the reason you're
about to make a joke about it. Yeah, hey, just quickly,

(06:35):
fellas in the back of my car, I've got my
collection of board games. After this, might just go through them.
You tell me which ones you guys want me to bring. Yeah, Keen,
that'll good, little good.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Jason Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisyes.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Indeed, muse there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this
Friday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
The time is twenty one minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Just of those listening, keep an ear out for the
cuter call for would you rather your chance to go
to Bathurst or the NRAL Grand Final. When you hear it,
give us a call, all eight hundred Hadarchy and you
get yourself in the drawer for one of those two.
It's going to be happening very soon. Fowlers, and I
say Fowlers because we've now got pugs in the studio
with us. Hello again, he was here just before, so
hot man. Thanks man. He's got a new mullet, by

(07:20):
the way, it looks great. So we're going to the
beach tonight Jason's family bet straight after the show. We're
staying there tomorrow night as well. I've got a massive
board game collection.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
So my wife and I big into board games, and
we've got a big Ottoman. You take the lid off
and all the games are in their stuffed up.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh so yeah, it's awesome man. Yeah, ottoman full of
board games.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oderman's just got like ottomans stuffing in it, you know.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Yeah, that's probably more of games.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I can't say that, man.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
So I've got I've got a big bag of them
in my car. I don't want to take all of them,
but what I'll do is I'll read out a selection.
You guys tell me if you want me to bring
it all not? All right?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Man, I've got guess who.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Guess who I love? Guess I haven't played Yeah a
long time.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
I guess Who's great? Yeah, it's the Big Bang Theory Edition.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Is that all good?

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, man, that's like I love that show.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, show, I've got Monopoly. You guys came to play Monopoly.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Love.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's a long game, but we'll have some time.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, okay, I always love scoring Mayfair.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah well, there's not actually Mayfair in this one because
it's the Thunderbirds edition. Yeah, I like real old scored TV. Yeah,
Thunderbirds c edition you know. Okay, well check that and
oh cludo yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, the lead Pipe us. It's a classic.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
That is good. Obviously those people and those locations aren't
in this one because I've got the Hogwarts edition.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
How good.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Harry Potter, Yeah, key, it's it's not Harry Potter. It's
just the edition. They haven't licensed to Harry Potter trademark.
So there's been a murder at Hogwarts, you know, it
was it Professor Plum and the.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
You know what I mean, bring usually their professors from
Hogwarts or they just.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
No, it's just the Hogwarts as a backdrop. It's still great.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
The School of witch Craft and Wizardry.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, so I'll bring that. What about Operation
you remember Operation oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
You have that one so much as again I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah, this is the Monsters in condition. Oh yeah, is
that so you know how you're operating on the guy
and then there's nose lights up and if you touch
the sides. Yeah, this one, Yeah, you're operating on the
little green Fowler with one eye.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Mike Wazowski.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Mike Wazowski Yeah, yeah, oh, pugs, you'll love this man
because you're clearly a big monster.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I kind of like, yeah, yeah, the original of that one,
because well I don't have to put that one up.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
We can get the bone out.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Maybe we can start with that one as a warm up.
Jas you know, well, look how about that.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
I won't bring it. I won't bring it.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, if you bring it?

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah nah nah? What about Mousechap? Have you played mouse Trap?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Way?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
It's so good? Yeah yeah, yeah, it's it's it's it's great.
There's like, you know, the big course you got to
put together is like little traps and stuff. Yeah, and
also this is the Stuart Little edition, so like, so
I've got the characters from the movie. You remember that
great movie.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wasn't really into still Little as a kid, but yeah,
we can give it a crack.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I remember hating that film.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Actually, Okay, well, I won't bring Mousechap, I won't bring operation. Oh,
how about Boggle Hunger Games.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Edition the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hod.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Gorilla's there on the Radio Hotarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
The time is four thirty four.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
A few more suggestions on three four eight three reboard
games at the batch there are keasy.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, I was just rattling off the board games of
my collection. Which one was I should take to Jason's
family batch tonight. People have been texting through on three
four eight three their suggestions. Guess who Big Show edition?
Does your character have burnt meat patty nips? Yes, it does.
Someone here suggests the Game of Life, which is good.
A few people have suggested we get the game of Twister. Yeah,

(11:19):
so me, you and Pugs aren't because Mogi unfortunately is
not coming anymore because he's sick. But sort of intertwined
they're playing Twister.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Totally and you just get the avocado oil and get
your ket off and stuff and just you know, spin
it and see what happens and stuff on the Twister there.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, spin the bottle has been suggested, and actually Caine
and Westland's keen to Westland is keen to let us
borrow has Connect four Expendables edition.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Hey, incidentally there is a Connect four there?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Oh really?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yes? Okay?

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Sweet? Which edition is it?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:55):
You think about it? Let's do would you rather?

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Radio Hobarky.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
It's the corro Street edition. By the way, they'll connect
for yep. Keane Todd your made bassett? How's life?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Not bad?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Not bad?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Good on your mates? What do you do for a crash?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Todd builds messing back? Man, what's your plan tonight in
the weekend?

Speaker 6 (12:25):
Tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
That's better? Yes, sweet, airs?

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Jace? Can I predict that he wants to go to
the n r L Grand Final?

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Todd?

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Yeah, stuff mate?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
All right mate, you're on the drawer, old chuck you
over to Paksan all right, Beauty thinks good luck mate,
we got there.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Mad, I met your made basset. How's life?

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Sas how you're all going a good yeah? Good? Thanks mate?
Good good? What do you do for a crass mate?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I'm actually in logistics.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Oh, what's your plan this weekend? Mat?

Speaker 8 (12:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Go go to be mother in law's adieth birthday.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
That's sound really stoked about it?

Speaker 7 (13:03):
Man?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Well that Saturday night, taking care for about an hour.
I'll be honest with you, man, this is a true story.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I went to an eighty year old birthday party many
many years ago.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
It was the most out of it I've ever been
in my life. The drugs are flowing. Yeah, they were
party animals made. It was crazy. All right, Matt, would
you rather I would like to go to bethist mate?
Were you going to try and predict that one? Keysy?

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say, Matt from how mother in law?
Definitely Bathurst vibes I was getting from Matt.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
You're in the drawer, mate, Good on your man being
your mad basset. How's life?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Good mate?

Speaker 6 (13:42):
You seel?

Speaker 7 (13:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Good? Thanks?

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Hey Ben? Quick question? What do you do for krust?

Speaker 8 (13:47):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I'm a chippy boy. Backbone fact, a massive backbone. Hey Ben?
What are you doing for the weekend?

Speaker 7 (13:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Maybe been a twister after that?

Speaker 9 (13:57):
Boy?

Speaker 7 (13:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Hell?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Are you mabe?

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Why not? Sound?

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Hey Ben? Bathurst? Or NRL mate?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (14:04):
N RL all day boy with the NRL. Yeah? Yeah,
good on you Ben.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, I'd say it's about seventy thirty at the moment
when you're yeah n RL five, I'm getting.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
It's because of the worst.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Man.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
People are all about it. Ben, You're in the draw, mate,
often APPREI hate it, fellows.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Mate, stay on the line and know Passan and Studio
B will saw you out.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Hey, no Worriors this weekend.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Speaking of which, Yeah, they're on the bi. Oh yeah,
they're having a wee bit of a rest there. You're
real good it, don't you totally? Man, This is a tune.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Turn it up the.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Holearky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
The Killer's there on the radio. Ho Darkey Big Show
this Friday afternoon. The time is four forty six.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Nonkies here. You know, weird stuff happens to me right
all the time.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Yeah, yeah, I've witnessed it.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
It is very odd.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
And it's often people that's right that randomly come up
to me and just start talking about stuff that's right.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
So let's just say, at first, I first noticed that
we're in Tartanaki for our first of a live show.
We're all standing outside a hotel and this weird dude
came up to you and just said, and the world
keeps spinning, yeah, and you would yes, it does, mate,
And then he walked off, even though Mike and I
were right next to you. Yes, they always target you.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
It's quite I don't know what it is, don't you know,
Sometimes without being a deck you know, I think people
recognize me maybe and start talking. But a lot of
the time it's just random. And I had a double
whammy today, a double whammy.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Strange encounters of the wh Both these stories I'm about
to tell.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
You are true, Okay, I assumed they would be.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
I went to the supermarket today.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
You are joking that can't be true.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
By Kai for the y.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
And there's a fellow that stands out all he sets
actually he sits out in the front of the supermarket
it every single day, and I often chat to him
and you collecting coins and stuff like.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
That, and I often talked to him. But anyway, today
was very random.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
As I was walking past him, he said to me, sir, sir, sir,
can I ask you a question?

Speaker 4 (16:14):
And I said, well, firstly, I'm not a sur but
yes you can.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Right, it's pretty passive aggressive.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Well, I mean I'm not a sur yeah right, okay,
I'm trying to be one of the people.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Keasy, yeah right, okay, yeah cool.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
And so he says to me, can you fill your
mouth up with spet and then spit it out.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
That's pretty random.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
And I said sorry, and he said, can you fill
your mouth up with spet and then spit it out?

Speaker 5 (16:51):
And so did you do that?

Speaker 8 (16:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
I said yes I can, and he went awesome, bro
awesome and tried to me a high five, and I
was like, what what the what the ah?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
How about?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
But then as I was driving home, I was thinking myself,
did he want me to fill my mouth out?

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Was spit and spit on him?

Speaker 6 (17:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
I think you've added the spit on him part. I
think he just wanted you to just spit and he
wanted to watch you spit. Oh, that's even weirder thing.
I don't think. I don't think he wanted you to
spit on him. You've added that.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
But then I got home, right, and this is true,
and he was in the house. No, no ah.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
So I get onto my driveway and there's a dude
standing in my driveway right with his back turned to me.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Are you in the car? I'm in the car right.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
You're on the road in the car trying to turn in.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I turned into my driveway.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
He's about maybe three or four meters down my driveway
with his back to not looking at the road, looking
down my driveway.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Scoping it out.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
And he was a huge unit, right, big feler, big
feller scary, and I wow. I drove up about a
meter and a half behind him, and he just didn't.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Move, and I was like, what the what the oh? Sorry,
what the is going on?

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Now?

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
And he stood there and I waited for about a
minute because I didn't want to beat my horn or anything,
because I thought, surely he notices that I'm here.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Then I noticed that he had earbuds.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
In, and I was like, ah, oh, sorry, hang on,
So I waited another minute, and then finally he turned
around and he was a full on looking dude. Man, Yeah,
tax all over the face. You're right, full on, intense
looking dude. And then once he noticed that.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
I was there, he didn't actually move out of the way.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
He just stood in my driveway for like ten or
fifteen seconds and stared at me, and I was like,
what the.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
This is going on? And then eventually he just sidled away.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
He sidled well, you know, he moved to the side
so I could drive and park in my car park
right get out of my car park and he's still
standing in my driveway and I says to him, how
are you going?

Speaker 9 (19:06):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
You all good? And he went yeah? And I said, oh, okay,
can I help you with any anything? And he went not.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
And he just stayed there and.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
He just stood there, and I was saying to myself,
what the is that about? And then in the end,
because he was an.

Speaker 9 (19:26):
Intimidating dude, I just went, Okay, I'm gonna go down
to my house and close the gate, get a glass
of water and have a dirry on the addictive, thinking
to myself what the absolute.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Was that about? But then the weird thing was easy.
He stood there for ten minutes and didn't move, just
didn't move.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
You know he should have done.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
And then he eventually wandered off.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
You know you should have done.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
What's that?

Speaker 8 (19:55):
Do?

Speaker 5 (19:55):
What you did to that guy that'side? Countdown, full your mouthful,
a spit and just spit on him.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Hold Big Show weekdays from four on Radio ho.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Stereo MC's there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show This
Friday afternoon, now, of course being a Friday, the Friday Throbber.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Five o'clock, and the theme is what was it again? Keasy.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
The theme is road trip song Wow.

Speaker 9 (20:19):
No.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
The theme is Music for Our Boys Weekend Yeah yeah,
which we're going away to Jason's family betch tonight after
the show.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
It's just you and me playing today though, way no.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Pugs is playing. He's playing Jace. Just because he's got
an amazing hit record with the Throbber doesn't mean we
can stop him from coming in.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, but he goes for Yummy Boys. Yeah, it just
ruins my buzz.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
I love him when he goes Yummy Boys because it's
all it's all sort of like this, you know what
I mean. Yeah, that's happening up to five. Also another
chance to get yourself in the drawer for either a
dream trip to Baththurst or the NRL Grand Final with
would you rather keep an ear out for that qu
to call and get ready to call O one hundred haadukey, as.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Well as that kezy Mike Minodes episode on the new
show Madam dropped last night with that inn, it's circulating
a lot of conversation. We've got Johanna Cosgrove, the actor
in the scene in this particular scene with Mogi. She's
going to be coming in after five to talk to
us as well.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yeah, that's right. If you want to check the clip
out in the meantime, hit to the Hodaky Big Shows
Instagram page.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
It's the Hocky Big Shows. Friday Rama is.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Indeed, welcome back your messive bagbones. Hope your Friday is
going along very nicely. Indeed, for those of you that
don't know what the Friday Trama is, basically, we each
choose a tune for your Friday night to you know,
get your started for the weekend.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
A trama. Yeah, you know, I get you up on
your feet heaven a bit of a Yeah, that's very good. Actually,
pug sonans.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Man appreciate that pug Son's here. Mike Minogue's been off
all week with some sort of horrible flu thing. He's
terrible today. Pugs is stepping up, which is never a
good sign because he's got a great hit record.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
Well, I'll just stop you there, Chris, because I was
a late addition to the Throbber today. Obviously we thought
Moggi was possibly going to.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Be returning to this Excu says pugsn.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
This is true though.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Sorry, I just wasn't going to say anything else. You've
just really taken the steam.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
All I'll say is, yes, Mogi, he came, he came
into the office. He was sent home because he was
a shell of a human. Pug Son has had to
step up last minute. Having said that, I know punk
Son's got a list of songs. He's well prepared.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
That's where I'm coming from. It's like, and he knows
what we've picked as well.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah you know, I don't know about that, And just
keep that in mind. I was all I'll say, but
you listen to our three songs. You call us an
eight hundred Haduki. The first person to get two votes
gets their song played in full?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Is it full? Yummy boys?

Speaker 6 (22:59):
You're one, Pugs, I have gone for yummy boys. Let's
start with Pugs' really yeah, okay, so this this really
just describes how I'm gonna feel when I met your
batch with you.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
That's right. We forgot to say the theme today, Yes,
the batch weekend. Here we go. Oh god, it's going
like that is this is a tune.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
This is the DJ Sammy Kenvin here. That is so
imagine driving along the coastline. You're flinging that one out
of the stereo.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Get that up, your hoodie, Jay, how about that one,
your hoody, get that up and that won't be going
anywhere near the batch. That tune speak, which is let's
go to meet next, because this as a vibe we
need to have at the batch.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
This is a tune.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Here is this the Doobie Brothers? I see No, you
know what it's called? Long Train Run?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Oh god, Yeah, that is a tune.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Yeah, that is a to B Brothers. That is a
great tune. This is the vibe I'm gonna be going for.
This is the vibe I'm gonna be going for it
your batch. Jason is sure, man, we must not.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Why Ron, you'll be just like members.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
What's a song called Scrillick's Damien Junior Gone Marley make
it Bundom? What call us now? One hundred Hodaki? If
you like to hear one of those songs played in
full New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Well, I know which one I want. You even get
a peek and I'll be filthy.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
You have to pick one, Jason, that you picked that one.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
In the meantime, he's my Farmers, the whole achy Big
show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
It's the Big Shows Friday from.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yes, indeed in the theme today tunes for a Boy's Weekend.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Yeah, that's the vibe we're going to going for at
our batch this weekend.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Tunes for our Boys Weekend. I'll say that it's.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Our boys weekend, yummy boys week and hearing your two
tunes has got me very worried about our boys weekend.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Well, you played like a golden oldie doob brother It's
it's fine, but pugs, he just went Okay, hang on,
change the tone, go for it.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Rember your school dance. That's the DJ sent me heaven.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Oh yeah, baby, yumy boys. We're playing Bing Bang Theory themed.
Guess who with that in the background? So keen uh,
this is the vibe. Jase once at the Batch.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
I love the base man, check it out.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
It's nice. Yeah, yeah, one goes in there, a little
bit of Doobie Brothers, Jase. If you like bass, then
you want this.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
Base.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Why Ron, you'll be just like us, Sunday Boy.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
That is a bit of scrillics there. Make it bundom?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Are we going from the top here? Parks down? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Just whatever. I don't discriminate.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Harris and your mad barsetard Hell's life. Oh good on
you mate. What's your plans tonight?

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Oh yeah, yeah nice?

Speaker 5 (26:56):
That sounds delicious. Flavory you go? Oh dog food beef,
dog food beef.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah yeah, all right, Harrison, what are you running with? Mate?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
It's pretty pretty toughest one boys, but I'm going to
have to go.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
For the thank you. Well, you've gotta look on your face.
I don't like at the moment.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Brian, Brian, your mad basset.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
How you like?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
How you going?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Go?

Speaker 9 (27:20):
On?

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Great?

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Lad?

Speaker 5 (27:21):
How are you guys doing.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Good? Brian?

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Surprise us mate, surprise, that's who you're voting for.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
Yeah, today is a Friday, so it is undoubtedly a
doo b Dayya.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yes, straight away, get your messive backbone.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
See you, Brian. I will just say that the Pantsman's
absolutely lived out there that you've won.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Joson.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
I am stoked and I'm going to be bugging my
bugging my a off because this is a it.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Is au for for the first time ever. I wanted
Pugs to win. Really, I wanted to hear DJ Sammy
Heaven and I want to play a whole lot of
like stings behind it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
They'd had a one, I would have gone out and
done a steamer that.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Sort of stuff. Here you go, Jase, get amongst it,
mate sulation, start booging, Fella.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yucky Boys, the whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
Oh j.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Jace Fat bass Man, such Fat bass and the Doobie Brothers.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
That Hey and Alshow what I believe I've ever taken
Kezy on the score and surely Keasy, surely this is
a win without an asterix.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
So the score currently Mogi or Mike Minogue is on
seven wins.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
I am on.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Mogi's on seven. All right, Jase, you're on six, Keyzy,
you're on five. You Pugs, Pugs is on two.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Pugs is on two.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
That's two out of three though. That's a pretty damn
good hit rate. So you have overtaken me. Well done. Yeah,
well it was unfair You've got those two old collages
from your retirement villages to call up and vote for
the Doobie Brothers Brothers.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I actually thought Brian was gonna go full yummy boys,
to be honest, Brian, No, but yeah no, Look that's
the vibe I'm looking for at the batch there, Keezy,
that kind of.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Just you know, I mean, Jess, what's that? No, I mean,
what the hell is that?

Speaker 8 (29:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I got a bit of nicorette sucking my throat, just
just chip, just chilling out, having some food.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah, you know, a few coldies.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Yeah, like it.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Throw the line out, get the right out, play twister
to a play bit of twister.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
I'm down for that, Jason, because that's what the stuff
you guys was playing was too frantic for me.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, okay, fair enough. Hey, speaking of having a great weekend,
would you rather another chance to get yourself from the
drawer for that coming up very soon? Get ready to
call eight hundred Hoduki. When you hear that, cu to
call and you could be going to the NRAL Grand
Final or Bathhurst Dream Sporting weekend regardless.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Good stuff, mate?

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Oh who is just flying to the machine.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Sure is the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarky Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
Would you.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yes, indeed, would you rather the NRL Grand Final or Bathhurst?

Speaker 4 (30:42):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
When we say Bathurst, we don't just mean you know Bathurst,
we mean fly over to Mount Panorama. Spend four nights there,
what's the entire thing? Or have the weekend of your
life over in Sydney at the NRL Grand Final with
races on the Sati and a prematch match cruise to
the game on the Sunday.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
How good? Hey you Sandy from Toado on a hou's.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Life Pretty good mate?

Speaker 10 (31:05):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (31:05):
Good?

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Thanks Sandy. What's your plans for the weekend?

Speaker 8 (31:09):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Not a lot but a housework and lots of boring
stuff around the house.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Sure, sure, there's that's all good though.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
That's all g Sandy. If you're from Toning and your
name is Sandy, do you live at the Mount?

Speaker 7 (31:21):
No?

Speaker 11 (31:22):
Unfortunately the crime is opposite direction.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Ah crime? I beautiful, beautiful then looking out over there?

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Nice? Yeah, great Sandy, Which would you rather?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
It's been a hard decision, but I think we'd have
to go with the NRL the Grand Final.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Great selection there, Sandy.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Very good. We'll stay on the line.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
We'll chuck you over a puck Son and Studio B
and he'll sort you out. Good luck, Sandy, awesome, Thank you,
thanks mate. Get a monkey, mad Bassett?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
How's life.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Good?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Exciting to be on the radio, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Mike, do you want to do any shout outs while
you're on? Man?

Speaker 9 (31:58):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Yeah, huge shout out.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Oh my brothers down and.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Tell me Mike, what do you do for a crast?

Speaker 8 (32:08):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:08):
I'm a salesman.

Speaker 9 (32:09):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (32:12):
And what's your plans this weekend? Mate?

Speaker 8 (32:15):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (32:15):
But a rugby?

Speaker 5 (32:16):
But a score.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Of good stuffs? A classic New Zealand sort of weekend.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Really, isn't a bit of di y a bit of rugger? Yeah?
Sort of stuff? All right, Mike, watch would you rather?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Sorry, but it's got to be the n r l L.
Good stuff, Mike, you're in the drawer there, mate, Good
on your mens down the line in old pugs in
the studio.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
B We'll look after you.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
It's interesting, right, because more people have chosen the n
r L Grand Final, which means less chance of winning,
you know.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
What I mean?

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Because more people have chosen the n r L Grand Final,
which means it's a greater pool of people in that one. Actually, no,
that's increat. We just combined everyone together, don't we.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Yeah, cool, all right, let's move on there. Hey you
coming up next? You're heart At Cosgrove, who is a
fantastic comedian and actor and featured in the TV show
Last Night Madame on TV three with Mike Minogue, where
Mike played a client of hers at a brothel. So
she's coming in next to talk about that AJS Beautiful

(33:25):
Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Oh yes, indeed she had there on the radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Friday afternoon. Got a very special guest
in the studio with us today, Johanna Cosgrove.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
How are you going? Are you well?

Speaker 10 (33:38):
I'm so good. Thank you for having me. It's lovely
to be here.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
It's an absolute pleasure. Have we ever worked together?

Speaker 10 (33:42):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
All right?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Have you ever been on Dog Squad or Broken Wood Mysteries?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Dob Squad is not a drama series, you know. Johannah
is an actor for god, do.

Speaker 8 (33:53):
You know what?

Speaker 11 (33:53):
She was riding at Shorten Street when our filming Dog
Squad in the car park and it was ruined our
life because we couldn't do it right.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
So they were filling dogs in the Shortland Street car park.
Is it staged?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
No, it's not stage, Jase.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
There was obviously some sort of drama Johanna and the
Shortland Street and the Shortland Street thing going on.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
The people at Dog Squad don't just turn up in
stage on a ship and preteens like something's happening.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
Right.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Do you watch Dog Squad, Johannah.

Speaker 10 (34:22):
I've never seen it. I'm so sorry the hell man, I.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Know, I don't feel like I want to talk to
you anymore.

Speaker 10 (34:27):
I'll leave.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
I'll get out that before you do that, We've got
a chat to you because last night on TV three
and it's available on three now, the third episode I
Believe of Madam. Yes, brand new series just came out now.
It's very exciting. Ten episodes are twenty minutes long. They're
going to be dropping weekly on three now, so make
sure you catch up. Episode three in particular, saw you
working alongside Mike Minogue, who's usually in that seat.

Speaker 10 (34:49):
I know I've completely replaced him. I've come for his
gig yea.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, yeah, well you're doing very well so far, so much.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (34:56):
I loved working with Mike.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (34:58):
He he doesn't wear clothes for pretty much the whole episode,
so we got pretty up close.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
What if it's any comfort to you. He doesn't do
that in the studio either. He tends to be nude
a lot of the time.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yeah, I don't know if you noticed this about it.

Speaker 10 (35:15):
Very body confidence.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
He's he he's rapped. Mad You don't have to tell
me about it. I'm steering at him every day.

Speaker 7 (35:24):
You know what.

Speaker 10 (35:25):
You see these bulging muscles and you're like put it away.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
I'm like, can I touch it? Yeah? Yeah, you know
the specks running your hand down corrugated iron. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
But what we should probably specify as well, madam, the
new TV show It is about a woman from America
who came to New Zealand realized that our prostitution had
been decriminalized here. She had a whole lot of debt.
Her husband was a real piece of work. Yeah, so
she started an ethical brothel and brothel and Northland and
Northland and so this is based on a true story.

(35:57):
You played one of the women in her.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
And her brother.

Speaker 11 (36:01):
I played one of the six workers, and Mike Minogue
plays one of my clients.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Excellent.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
And there is if you go to the Hducky Big
Shows Instagram right now, there is a scene of a
very nervous Mike Minogue playing a client very well, might
I say, yeah? And he's saying, oh did you not
get the memo? Okay, I don't worry about it. Looking
he's looking for something bigger.

Speaker 11 (36:22):
He had a really the character of his client Idi
as a sleazy lawyer, and he had a very specific request.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Yeah yeah, and it involved inserting, well, well we can't
give it away, we don't want.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
To give it away.

Speaker 9 (36:39):
Go away.

Speaker 10 (36:39):
Yeah, you've got to go watch it.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Because funnily enough, my wife started watching the show.

Speaker 10 (36:44):
Does she like it?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Truthful answer, She really liked that.

Speaker 10 (36:48):
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
And the amazing thing about that because she's an actor herself,
he has been.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
She doesn't do it so much.

Speaker 11 (36:55):
She can call her a husband and she's an actor,
always an actor, she could be.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
She can be quite brutal on New Zealand shows, but
you'd watch it and really enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
So I'm looking forward to seeing it.

Speaker 11 (37:07):
I do think that there's a thing with people like
so many people like I don't watch New Zealand TV,
and I'm like, grow up, Yeah, stop being a snob
New Zealand. This amazing New Zealand television. And also if
you're not watching New Zealand television supply and demand, we're
not going to get more money to make better television.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
I mean, having said that, you're not watching Dog squad.
So it feels a bit like.

Speaker 10 (37:28):
I love dogs in real life.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Yeahs dogs.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
We'll take a break, we'll come back.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Enjoy Division, incredible tune.

Speaker 10 (37:36):
I love the songs the.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keys.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Yes, indeed, Joy Division.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
There on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon,
we have actor Johanna Cosgrove from the new show Madam.
But also Johannah, you do have a stand up comedy
where you do a lot.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Of stand up?

Speaker 10 (37:57):
Yeah, I also am a comedian and a writer.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yes, what are you writing on? Have you written on?

Speaker 11 (38:03):
I was a storyline on Shorten Street for a year
and a half. Yeah, and I also have I have
written a poetry book. We don't need to talk about that.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Jace wrote a poetry book.

Speaker 10 (38:12):
You're joking your poet?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Well, don't understand it.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
You know.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
I don't like to sort of strum my own strings here,
but yeah, I'm a poet.

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Are you?

Speaker 10 (38:24):
I'd love to read some.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Do you know that I should be a stand up
comedian as well?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I can tell Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
You guys, you've never heard of sugar and spies.

Speaker 10 (38:33):
I have heard of sugar and spies.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
So you're so you're also Johannah. You're an actor, a comedian, writer, poetry.
You are Jason Hoyt.

Speaker 10 (38:42):
Do you have a podcast because I do as well.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got about three podcasts.

Speaker 10 (38:48):
I only have one. All right, Well up, I need
to need a couple more.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Yeah, it's quantity not quality with Jack.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
You know you've made it when you've got like eight podcasts.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Actually, you know you've made it when you get a
spread in Woman's Weekly that do you know what?

Speaker 10 (39:03):
We actually do have a spread and Woman's Day.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Oh wow.

Speaker 10 (39:06):
Yeah, just for Madam. For Madam.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
That is good and that is the reason Johanna is
in the studio Madam TV show. It's on TV three
every single Thursday. Is it on terrestrial?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah at eight thirty eight thirty.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Eight thirty if you want to watch it on the
actual tally. However, that all available now on three now,
and Mike Minogue features an episode three, so definitely go
and watch that episode.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Watch the whole show for God's sake, not just because
of Mike, but how are you watching yourself?

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Look?

Speaker 11 (39:34):
I the first because you have to go in and
do a thing called eighty r which is additional dialogue recording.
So when you sometimes like in case you don't know
what eighty hours people listening, they won't, they won't. You
go in and you see and you kind of have
to lip sync to yourself. But basically is because like
a sound, they haven't recorded the sound properly.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
And someone's swepped out of fat in the middle of
and I can't quite hear what you yeah.

Speaker 11 (39:57):
Or someone's you know, the car's fired and they've completely
cut your lunch. So you're sitting there and then you
I think it was that point when I first watched myself,
I was like, and I felt sick.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
But now fine, yeah, yeah, you get over it.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
You get over it.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
It's like us with radio when I first started out,
and even when because I used to work on a
sports TV show, which is very different. But the first
time I watched myself on TV, I was like, I
hate it. Everyone's gonna hate it.

Speaker 10 (40:21):
Yeah, you're like, that is the heaviest monster I see
before me.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Eventually you stop caring because people don't hate it.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Because the first time I watched myself, I went, god,
he's hot.

Speaker 10 (40:30):
Well there, I will say.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
There were some scenes in Madam where I was like,
absolutely stunning. I look unbelievably good. The costumes are amazing.
Samy Salsa did the costumes and I'm obsessed.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
You if you love the costumes, you get to keep.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
Some of them.

Speaker 10 (40:46):
I actually, do you know what brought some of my
own stuff?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
How good?

Speaker 10 (40:49):
Which made it?

Speaker 11 (40:50):
I have these like I do step my last stand
up show I did in like thigh high boots and
they made character boots for Medam as well.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Right, good old thigh high boots.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
We have a thigh high agent pform for a couple
of gags at the Classic.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
He is lovely, well, Johanna, all the best with the
as I say, my wife loved it and I always
trust her judgment.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
So make sure you get out and see it. And
he's gonna say it again.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Keizy Madam and three now dot Co dot in z
the first three episodes.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Of the year.

Speaker 10 (41:21):
Also, there's some really famous people in it.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
So actually that's a good point. I will tell you
who those famous people are right now. Academy Award nominee
Rachel Griffiths remat Tiwata.

Speaker 10 (41:35):
She's great, She's a cultural icon, legend New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Martin Henderson and Robbie Maugaceiver.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
And Daniel Cormack.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Daniel Cormack and Johannah cosgro Who's been fantastic.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
So much Angels The Whole King Big Show wed Days
from four on Radio hodkh.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
The transplants there on the Radio hod Key Big Show
this Friday evening, Getting excited, Keezy.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
I am excited Jason one hour ago into wearing the
car hidden to your family.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Bat. Yeah, we're just looking at the traffic. Actually she's pretty.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
She's yeah, it's not good. But hopefully by the time
seven rolls around.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Well exactly and at school holidays as well. So yeah,
that's my that's my view of it.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Hey, now what's for teens? Yell with keysy Yeah, red yellow.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
We just save it just.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Fun account, porn, fun account, crust, fat crass text do
do do dood?

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Text through right now in three four eight three. What
you are having for dinner? It is a Friday, so
make it exciting. We'll read out some of those after six.
You could win a fifty long night and Dave Voucher
three four eight three Get stuck in.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
The Whole Icy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio. Hold ike,
welcome back your massive bagbones.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
I hope your Friday is going along very nicely. You're
listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Night.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Still a Mogi.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Down, one Moggie down, the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
There was a sad story today actually, because as we've
been blathering on about relentlessly, we're off to the Batch tonight.
My family Batch and Mogi turned up for work today
but then kind of fell apart again and went.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Yeah, he showed up the Boss Todd, who was keen
to have him in because we had that interview with
Joanna Cosgrovelier, and he just said, nah, go home, you
look like you look terrible. You sound terrible, You've got
no energy, and he said, I guess I'm out for
the Batch as well. So it's just me you and
Pugs are Yeah, man, so that's a bastard. But hopefully
the full crew back on Monday. Definitely. We'll see how

(43:42):
we go back in time for the podcast outro.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Yeah, well we're going to be doing a podcast outro
while we're at the Batch, but it's a podcast that
we do outside of the radio show, and today it
sounded a bit like this.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
And the sun was streaming in and I just looked
to it, and I was just like this is nice,
isn't it, And it's all like okay, And I was
full of and I just lay there like and then
she's like, you're gonna get It was like, i'll do
I'll do it quite, I'm pretty good. And then I forgot.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
That is not.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
That is not what I said. That sounded filthy. That
sounded so filthy with you.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
I think my one yesterday sounded more filthy, like because
I was getting into it too.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Pugs is can you play that again? Keezy?

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Really?

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Fine? And the sun was streaming in and I just
looked to it and I was just like this is nice,
isn't it. And it's all like okay, and I was
full of and I just lay there like and then
she's like, you're gonna get It was like, i'll do
I'll do it quite, I'm pretty good, and then I forgot.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
It's that you'll i'll do it quick bit that I like.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
No, it's me lying there being full of something starting
with that is my favorite part. And the funniest thing
is if you listen to the podcast outro, it was
in no way dirty, but Pugs has found a way
to make it sound absolutely disgusting. If you if you
want to listen, search hoduky Big Show wherever get your
podcast from comes out every night at seven point thirty
along with the highlights package of the show.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Hey, coming up, What's for Tea? New Zealand?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
So text has three four eight three tell us what
you're having for tea this Friday evening.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Let's get back into the tune.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
The Whichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in weekdays and four on Radio Queen.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
To the Stone Age there on the radio ho Nankee
Big Show. But right now it's time for Oh.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Yeah, hey guys. Text here from Steve what's for Tea?
News Zealand with me Kick.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yellow, very Craft Monkey, porn fun account, Pugs, well done,
pay man, thank you.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Pugs is in here. Megi's offseck. We're going to the
batch tonight. What's the food plan? Jason said, you've got
before we get into what's for team and what the
nation's having? Sure, what are we having this weekend? Because
you've already been shopping?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Okay tonight tonight, okay, so we'll just get something on
the or yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Okay, tomorrow, I'm thinking bacon and eggs.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Is this breakfast or lunch or dinner?

Speaker 9 (46:06):
Well?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Speak to what time you guys get out?

Speaker 5 (46:08):
I reckon like eight? What oh you see?

Speaker 4 (46:12):
I'm up by seven?

Speaker 5 (46:14):
What are you thinking? Pugs?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
But as supposed to be a relaxing we can't. What
the hell are we doing? Okay? Now eight during the week,
We've got a massive snake already.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I'll be up at six city seven keazy, will be eight, Pugs,
it will be eleven twelve.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
It sounds good, okay, Ricky brecky.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Bacon and eggs, okay, and acado, so you love it?
Sour dough, beautiful man.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Okay, So you're on breakfast, old morning tea? Okay. So
I'm thinking like some savories and some little saucy rolls.
I'll get that from the supermarket, man, Pugs, do you
want to do lunch or do we.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Just have some I was thinking maybe afternoon tea.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
I could do.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Well, you do afternoon tea maybe, Well, it depends when
you want to do the cheese board.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Well that's a that's a you know, that's an early evening.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, that's a big one.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Okay, yeah, okay, so what are you going to do
for lunch? Then, pugs to hang on.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Lunch for him to do to a row, that's pretty unfair.
What did you do lunch?

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Because if you had a break cheese board.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
In the day, maybe pre all Blacks game?

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Hang on, have you got cheese boards?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I'm thinking pre all Blacks game, chips and dip.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Ah, it's not a bad shout.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Actually, yeah, and just.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
And the cheese board is quite significant.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
So well maybe that for lunch with some bread, we
could be like a plowman's.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Now you're saying the cheese board is quite large, At
what point does it become a charcuterie board?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Well, and also I just want to make the point too.
I bought a baget.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
O pugs you'll bring well, I'll get my own one
then because we can't.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah, if you could bring your one, that'd be good.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Okay, But what I'm saying is there will be no
shortage of cheese.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Okay, so hang on, So cheese board, so afternoon tea
Somosa's Pugs is making? Then the cheese board, well, I'm
not making them, Okay, you're gonna pick them up. What
I hate is che cheese board dinner then, because you
said pre rugby chips, the Rugbies at seven?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Chick dinner is chicken mar bella?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
What times even heard of that?

Speaker 4 (48:18):
That's like sort of a chop with olives and all
sorts of stuff.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Okay, do you like olives?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Keys?

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Hate them? But that's all good?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
So you seriously? Really?

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Yeah, I do, but it's one of those things where
I'm weaning myself onto them. So that's good, Jace, you do, Yeah,
I do. I'm joking and.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Then I hate you.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
No, j okay, so you're doing? Okay, so we have
chips away before that? What time is dinner? Because the
Rugby is at seven?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
The chicken mar bella? Yeah, also smashed potatoes and a
a couscous salad.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Oh yes, that sounds great?

Speaker 8 (49:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Is that so excited? Is that dinner? Is that supper?

Speaker 4 (49:05):
That's dinner?

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Okay, Well I can do supper because I had only
just I've only done morning tea.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
What are we going to have for supper?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Well?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
What I might do for supper is reheat some of
the leftover savories and saucy rolls.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
And we've got cheese.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
What have some moses left? Shall we go to the
text machine and see all.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
We have time at the moment, the whole Achy Big
Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Key.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Triggs here on the radio. Hold Key Big Show, but
right now it's time four.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Sorry, what's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 7 (49:44):
Yeah, nice work man, Thanks man.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Appreciate us.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
By the way, come back in the studio with us,
because I needed to clarify a few things because you
guys had massive tantrums knowing that there wasn't interneed there.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
Well, hang on, so this is this is what we
didn't figure out. I was picturing us having to watch
because the All Blacks are playing tomorrow night. Yes, I
I brought my laptop so that we could stream it
because I thought there was no TV.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
We've got TV. We've got Sky.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
You've got Sky on the dacoda.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Yes, now listen, but we don't have movies. But we've
got sport.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
We don't need movies.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I've got rialto We're making movies, am I Right, there's
something I.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Wanted to bring up in terms of movies. Just wondering if.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
You Fellas you want to film a short film? No, no,
just eyes to the did you see that.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Maybe us, you know, watch a movie together, some of
the old some of the old classics in the back
of the wardrobe there.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Oh yeah, we've had a DVD play you see.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Ah, yeah, yeah, I've never seen Yeah, I've never seen
The Godfather. Oh no, that's a classic.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
It's a classic.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
And you're a big film guy, Jesse.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Something that you know, can culture us a little bit,
like I'll take us through your best performed I've.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Got The Godfather.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I haven't seen that one.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I just want to just sort of it's it's I
should have probably waited till I got there and had
a few besies and relaxed.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
I don't know, watch the Godfather.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, maybe not the god What about Like.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Look what I'm trying to say, Fellas is a yeah, okay,
if we were watch a blue movie? To give it?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
What's a blue movie? Like you want to watch the Why?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Why am I telling her?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
What the hell is blue?

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Hell's a blue movie?

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Can you can you tell Kezy what a blue movie is?

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Well?

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
It sounds like.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Porno, you guys, flick yes, skin flea movie? You guys?
Would you guys be all g with it?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
It depends which one? What are you thinking? What about
I got Backside to the Future.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I was just trying to what's that one called? Huh
the show?

Speaker 6 (52:17):
Oh, we've got to We've got a DVD right here,
my Gift Cho edition. I've got that for your birthday
last year. I never actually saw it and it is
extra wide.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
I haven't seen huh, it's an extra wide screen.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
So we've got the d v D there of the
Da Vinci Cho. Would you fellas you'd be comfortable watching
that with the old.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Would he?

Speaker 5 (52:42):
J And? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I've seen it a lot.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
You're bringing your connies right.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Yeah. It's weird though, because it's got that guy who's
self flagellates in it, and that's pretty full on.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Yeah, that gets me going that scene you're I'm.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Talking about what it says there Tom Wanks.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
No, No, that's another guy.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Yeah, Okay, that's cool. I just wanted to, Okay, I
just want to. I didn't know how to broach it,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
I want to get done it in a really healthy
and respectful way.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
And we didn't beat around the bush either, which was good.
What did you watch last night? On Telly Jays I
actually we have time. There's a tune though. This is
a jit. She's a genius.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Actually, what I was a bit worried with Mogi coming.
I couldn't play my playlist in the car. So I'll
be able to now because he would have he would
have decimated it. He would have hated it.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Well, it's all yummy boys all weekend, baby.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Hoda Timal screamed there on the radio, Honarkey Big Show
this Friday afternoon. You know keys he it's an absolutely bastard,
that Mogi, who did turn up for the show today
but then felt like crap again so went home.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Well he was sent home.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
What he was sent time? He was going to come
with us to the batch. Obviously.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
If I hadn't known that was going to happen, I
would have driven my motorbike in.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Oh have you got a motorbike?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah? Yeah, because usually if I go to the batch
by myself, I just ride the motorbike out there, and
you guys are going to be taking your little trackie,
aren't you.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
No, Well no, we're taking my car now. Me and
Pugs have decided just to make it easier We're going
to my car and hire a trailer.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Yeah, okay, yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
That's with the podcast equipment of the Connies will be
on the trailer. We'll be in my car. Are you
do you want Pugs to go with you? I don't
mind either way, because he's going to have to decide
who he wants to go with out of you or me. Sure,
although I mean I'm just assuming here and guessing he's
going to choose me. So that's what we'll be doing. Yeah,
but just on the motorbike. What what kind of motorbike
have you got? Because you've got a Harley?

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Yeah, just kind of suits my character, keasy, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Is it like a chopper or a bobber or what
is it a chopper? Oh you got a chopper? Yeah,
ape hanger handlebus?

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Yeah, yeah for sure.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Wow, that's the works.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
How are you going on your because you were to
look at you were talking about it yesterday. How's how's
the search going?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Well, for those that weren't listening yesterday, I I've decided
I want to get a motorbike, a sensible one. No
it's not they only drive it and ride it. And
this is what I said, to my wife to get
it across the line, right, Okay, that makes sense. Yeah,
because what I want is a vintage motorbike from the seventies.
I want an old Honda because I grew up riding Hondas,

(55:14):
used to do motocross. I know how to ride a bike,
and I want to hold Honda because of all the
vintage bikes, which are the cheapest to register and ensure,
Hondas and old Tazukis and stuff are the most reliable.
The most reliable are very unreliable old bikes.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I'll tell you what I'll do, man, because I've got
a lot of mates obviously who have motorbikes, who well
pretty much all my friends.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I used to be part of a gang, as you know.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
That's right. So you're gonna try to hook me up
with one, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
I could. I could have a little ask around for you.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Well, yeah, I've sort of found Before you buy one,
just pass it by me so I can have a
look at it.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Oh yeah, just so I can you know, check out.
It's got everything that needs and it's it's not going
to do you over as such.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Yeah, okay, I'll definitely do that. Jase I was I
was speaking to my wife have because I I updated her.
I said, oh, we were talking about me getting a
motorbike on the show. So she said, oh god, and
let me guess. You know everyone wants you to get one.
And I was like yeah, and then we basically had
a bit of you chat about and I was like,
I'm serious, I want to get a motorbike. I'm going
to book myself in to go get my motorbike license
because you have to start the process. You know, you're

(56:16):
having your learners at citre for a while. Sure, And
she said how much is going to cost? And I
was like originally, I said because I had no idea.
I was like, I don't know, less than ten grand.
I've found a bike that I like. It's six thousand
dollars right, And I said, how about the six grand?
And then she said fine, but you've got to sell
your truckie. Oh and I was like, no, that's not fair. No,

(56:36):
I can have both.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Yeah, but you'd still be if you sold your truckie,
you'd still be five k. Shure, that is not true.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
So That's where I'm at anyway. So I'm working towards
having a sex motorbike and I'll keep you updated all right, Jase.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Thanks mate, the Whodikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
We'll bere you go your mad bar sards.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
That's your Friday show, done and dusted and indeed dusted
for the Week's been quite a week, really, hasn't it, Keezy?

Speaker 5 (57:09):
It has been. It's been a week of us crossing
our fingers that Moggi will be back, yes, and then
H'm just getting to be honest, progressively worse. Yeah, but
he sounded really hopeful early in the week that he'd
be back, yes, and we just we literally saw him
before the show today and he was a shell of
a human and got sent home. So yeah, Monday, certainly hopefully. Yeah.
What are you doing tonight, jas Well?

Speaker 4 (57:30):
As you know, Madem off to the batch. You excited, Kezy?

Speaker 5 (57:33):
I am excited to go to the batch, Pug Suns.
So he couldn't sleep last.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Night, yey. What he was saying.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
He was saying that he had the same sort of
sleep that he used to get before school camp. Yeah,
and I don't know whether that's because he's terrified or excited.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
I have a terrible memory of school camp. I don't
know if I've told you this. I was in charge
of bringing the tenth for our group of four and
we hiked into the bush. It was a five hour
hike and we got there and I unpacked it and
it was a stretcher, a camp stretcher.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Excellent.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Yeah, yeah, no, Listen, We're gonna obviously check out our
Instagram over the weekend because obviously we'll be posting heaps
of stuff of all the stuff we're getting up to you,
but mostly it's going to chill out. Bit of poker,
better rugby, bit of walking, better fishing, bit of secuterary secuteriary,
a bit eating, bit of snuggling, bit of drinking, all
that sort of jazz, bit a twister.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
But it's been a pleasure bringing you the show this week.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Hopefully, hopefully Team fingers crossed the entire team back on
starting Monday.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Until then, you have a great weekend and we'll see
you late up to see it