September 30, 2024 • 49 mins
On today's show, Jase celebrates his birthday over the weekend, Mike witnesses a tragedy and Keyzie pulls a sickie.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on Holdaki cheers Tooey from bringing back
to laughs in the world gone man, Yeah right, it's time.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
To go emphasize.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, is the biggest, our biggest,
shot big show.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Jason hoych Mike minote and I'll get out your mayor barsaid.
It's great of your company. This glorious Monday afternoon. It
is the thirtieth of September twenty twenty four, and you,
my friends, are listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by wait for it, Tooey. Yeah right, Well we're
(00:41):
working on a fair well, we'll just it's a work
in program.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Come on with something there, Yeah, definitely from today all
around New Zealand you will see the return of the
two year right billboards of famous campaign, reason being we
could all do with a laugh, fellas.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, people listening to the chaff you want to laugh
by the way, fellas guys, yeah, Mogie you absolute stallion
in your tidy whitey house.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Life going pretty graszy, your mad dog you're six on
them the be there another great weekend. Man, if you want
to know anything about it, feel free to ask me
at any time.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Three four eight to three.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Sure, jump in with the yeld talkbacks here ont radio
choruse I know it one hundred hodache. I'd love to
tell you about my weekend. But the weather's turning again,
Isn't it a little bit warmer today? It was a
cold bastard over the weekend, But got on. I'm ready
for some beautiful weather now that daylight savings has arrived.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You want to know something about me today that I
didn't tell you about in the podcast? No, no, I
wore shorts today and my crocks. Hey, but not work
though ye're not to work never to work? Well, I'm
a professional.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah. Wow, that's man, Jay said some shorts on earlier today. Wow, Holy,
hes pretty good man.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's just a reference to you know, the nice weather
that we you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
How keazy?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You said that you woke up feeling very, very very
wooze this morning? What what happened in the weekend that
caused that? Mate?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Um? Oh? Look, to be honest, I had a quiet one.
I'm not sure. I'm just feeling a bit woozy today.
To be honest, I still do feel a bit woozy also,
but ah, pug sounds come in pug Son, what's this? Yeah,
pug Sons, come in here. He's got steam, He's got
a it's got one of those little caramel steam puddings.
(02:25):
The three darries sticking out the top of them all UNLPs,
just been overlooked by a old pug Sonny, spark them up, mate,
We got all everyone. Because it was forty Joe's birthday.
One turned forty, it was already marginal enough for me
to go and get darries and stick them in at
Jay so you can take them and let in the studio.
But three for three after forty brother, happy birth.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, thanks fellas, are really appreciate it. By the way,
before you go, pugs done, did you buy a packet
of cigarette?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Did you got any left over? Because I'll take them obviously. Nah. Yes,
thanks for us.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I greatly appreciate that. If you want to ask me
about my weekend, feel free three four eight three. I
was going to tell Mogi and Keezy about it, but
they weren't interested. Yeah, they said, now can we talk
about something else? And I was like, oh, okay, yeah,
that's sweet cool.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Are you gonna eat that steam pudding?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I think I might actually, even though it's got daries
in it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Well, that's like one of your bloody meals in a day,
isn't it? Absolutely three day? Isn't a butterscotch steam pudding.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Here's Metellacapen the Holearchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And Ki radio Head there on the Radio Honarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past
four o'clock and all as well?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Bloody exciting, isn't it, fellas? It's a school holidays it is? Man?
How Good's that? Ah? Good?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
It's pretty good timing for me because my wife, who work,
who works in the film industry, finished working on her
film last week. How good, just in time Keezy to
take over one hundred percent of the duty is looking
after our daughter.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So in film it shows she usually booked up for
maybe five months at a time. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
and that's finished now.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So she's pretty tough because from my point of view,
it's like I get a holiday from all of the
duties that I've got with looking after our kids. So
generally I would wake up in the morning, prepare her breakfast,
feed the dog. I still do that, tinker and make
her make her breakfast. That's not Tinker, that's my daughter.
(04:30):
And then and then her lunch as well. Pack all
that up, get a sort of get address to school,
get her off to school.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And I don't have to do any of that. Now.
How good. I just lay in bed totally.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Man, that's so good because.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The way I will deserve to My wife has said
to me, She's like, I'm not sure that I wanted
to be taking over one hundred percent of this. And
I said, look, look, you've been getting up for the
last six months, six o'clock in the morning, heading off
to work, still dark. You haven't been seeing your daughter
at all the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand
in the way of you spending those special mornings with
our little one, reconnecting, reconnecting.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And she was trying to, you know, sort of protest
and carry on. I said, I'm not having it. I'm
not having it. I insist every single morning you get
up and you deal with her, and I'll just have to.
I'll just have to tough.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It out because you really like doing that. It's the best.
The best part is definitely making her lunch, isn't there
like a way that you could both do it. I
just don't see how that would work.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, because you've been running the thing too where you're
doing all the admint and sometimes you can be the
bad guy.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And mom comes home and then you know she's lovely
and oh mommy, I love you, and you know you
have to do the now that can change over your
Your wife can do the admin inside of right, and
you come home and go, oh, hello, little one, Hello darling,
Oh Danny, I miss out time to get oh same here,
same here.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Not well.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Actually, the way that it's been happening is because my
daughter's just fresh at school. By the time the end
of the day when she wakes up of the morning,
she's bringing new she's jumping up and down the hallway,
she's You've got so much energy, best mood ever. So
I have to deal with that, you know, right, And
then over the course of the day she's sort of
learning a lot. There's a lot of stimulation happening at school.
(06:26):
There's a lot of other kids, a lot of playing,
all of that. So at by the time my wife
picks her up at three, three thirty or four o'clock,
she literally falls on the ground and just starts screaming.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, crying, This is true, and that.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Will last pretty much until I get home after seven o'clock,
by which point she's stoked to see me.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, So I just think it's nice that my wife
gets an opportunity to enjoy what I've.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Enjured, absolutely, endured, or enjoyed. Did I so endured, I
meant enjoyed, enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, I tell you what. Just on that front.
By the way, the worst thing about with my girls
in terms of it, wasn't the school lunches so much.
It was doing their hair raw. And if you can
imagine at that time, three girls with really long hair,
it was a shit show. Yeah, and they're always matted
(07:18):
and you know, you're they're screaming and all that sort
of carry on.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That was a nightmare.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, that's what I get pretty much every day as
you're brushing your hair and it's like, it's probably my hair,
and then there's crying all that, and of course, what
do I say as a father, She'll shave it all off, yes,
and then the answer is no, and it's all right,
shut it, let's get on with it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, totally, totally hey, but it's interesting. We put it
out there on three four eight three. School holidays always
a trying time for parents. What do you do to
entertain your kids? What's your sort of set up? Watch
your system for school holidays?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, back in the day, for me, it was just
put Cardo Network on. Yeah, and I just watched that
and eat frozen Hawaiian pizzas? Did you heat them up?
When you just ate them frozen? Frozen? Leave them in
the sun for a weever? But three four eight three
litters know you can also send a talk back on
the iHeartRadio app and everyone that does that in the
drawer for a two y prize pack. Oh yeah, boy
(08:14):
worth winning by the way. Oh yeah, it's so good.
A bit of black Crows that sounds racist.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He's indeed a se DC there on the radio. Hodarky
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
This glorious Monday afternoon. I hope it's glorious wherever you
are in this fine nation of ours.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
The time is four thirty eight.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, I just went out. I just want to let
you guys know, this is a bit of a it's
a bit of a sad one. She got that same
music met.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
During the break.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
There was a little sushi shop out here, just to
let the listeners out there know, little sushi shop just
sort of outside the building, and around about this time
every day it gets to.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Be half priced, it does.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah, So we're out there like robbers dogs, trying to
fill up with a bit of soush before we go
home to the meal on the table, which.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Is funny because now I can't go there and pay
full price. Oh no, prescoes feel terrible, ye, the Priscoes
of sushi.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Actual, I will past it today when we're coming on
early and starving, hadn't eaten anything all day, and went,
I'm not paying full.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Price, seriously, because it doesn't terrible.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
It feels like it feels like full price is half
priced because that's all we pay. So if you're going
to pay via vision of full price, it would be
like pain being asked to pay double.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm not doing that. And I actually I'll see people
about to go in there and hey, hey, just four thirty.
Let's all going within the airshot of the guy as well.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Anyway, we walk out of here and we go up
some there's about half a dozen steps that lead outside,
and we're walking up there and Kezy absolutely falls over
his new slippers that he's wearing.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh yeah, I saw he was wearing.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Slips, not wearing slippers. The slides.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Absolutely falls over, just manages to a cover devastatingly.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I was hoping he'd tip.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Up, both hands on the ground. Hands on the ground
pretty good. And it was right in front of somebody
else that works on the building. She was just leaning
up against the wall doing some texting or something like that,
and it was so embarrassing that I actually apologized to
her for how embarrassing it was what Keesy had just
done in front of her, And I apologized to her
that she had to witness such an embarrassing display by
(10:26):
growing man. Mind you sure who's walking up steps wearing slippers?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yes, yeah, Okay. What happened was I was wearing my
new slides, which I'm not used to. You they got
quite a thick soul, Jason, you know what I mean.
And I just caught the top stair, fell over. Had
to put both my hands down on the ground and
both my knees. It's giving me the ick.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah yeah, oh, you were like kind of doggy star.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I was on orphan, I was. That's exactly what he was. No,
that's not exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
The stairs and all of us all of a sudden
and he puts himself in dog.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
In front of the lady and then all you is bogy,
laughing so loud, and then goes, oh CAZy fell over
and it looks the lady goes sorry, you had to
see that.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
How embarrassing. And then we went. We went and got
half fried sushi, and I came and then came back.
She was still there and he goes, oh, sorry again
about that.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Just to rub home the point, Yeah, fellas, I did
not put myself in doggie, by the way.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You've just reminded me.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
And I put it in the chat on Friday night
speaking of women by doors, Mogi sure, I was this
woman by doors chat when I was going to the
car park on Friday night. She was, you know, she
was a chilli night. It was a horror of a
breeze blowing. Anyway, I got to the car park door
and I saw about sort of ten fifteen meters away
from me a woman walking towards the door, and I
(11:58):
went I had one of those moments of do I
stay here and hold the door open for her, or
do I just carry on and you go to the
left and so forth. So I stood there for about
ten or fifteen seconds and the freezing cold wind waiting
for her. She walked through the door, didn't even acknowledge
(12:19):
me and just carried on walking, didn't say a thing.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And then did you put yourself and the dog? Yes?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I did.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
They Big Show podcast is indeed incubus there on the
radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is
ten to five. We were just talking the previous voice
break about how Keys he fell over on the stairs
here with his new slip on orthopedic slippers. Slides slides
and we know their slippers. Yeah, and we got a
(12:50):
fantastic text on three four A three.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
It was unreal, wasn't I was out there with you Keys,
He wasn't I, and you fell over. Unfortunately you put
yourself in doggie and then you looked over your shoulder
at an innocent bystander, and I had to apologize on
your behalf. It was such a disgrace through here on
three for eight three says the thought of Keesy and
Doggie on the stairs with his orthopedic thick soled news
slippers is going straight in the wank?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Bank is the what is there romantic music anything to
do with the bank? What do you mean wait he
said that, Yeah, I mean you played their romantic music like.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
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Speaker 3 (13:37):
Plus all right, yeah, is it after your doggie?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You mean Jason.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
But listen, if you're thinking bending a knee for that
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Speaker 2 (13:54):
Carry on, just carry on, don't get distracted.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
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Goody fellas anonymous here, Oh nice, we live in Dunedin.
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(14:48):
So what I'll do is I'll pretend I have won
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Oh is that when we get the old Hoidy, j
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why don't you tell your wife why you're really here?
And then I get down on one knee and pop
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(15:11):
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In fact, I'm going to go so far as say
that's the best one we've had you I would agree
with you detail after I think.
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They just keep giving what you could buy with those
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Speaker 1 (16:11):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And Kesey Darcy Clay There on the Radio hod Archy
Big Show this Monday afternoon, three minutes to five o'clock.
Now listen up. If you entered the would you rather
competition i e. Halle Fishing or Halle Golf, We're going
to draw the win hour after around about sort of
five thirty today, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yellow fell it five Yeah, about a give or take.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Also, I've got another thing that we're going to be
focusing on after five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
How to pull a sickie. Yeah, how to pull a sickie?
So what you need to do? Your guide to do it?
Because summer's coming up. Oh yeah, and you want to
get some bonus days off, so we'll give you sort
of a how to guide on how to pull off
the perfect siki. Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
The whole Chuy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Welcome back your messive backbones. I hope you're getting through
your Monday tickety, but you were listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Toy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Right, we're working. We're working on it. Yeah. I don't
know if answer that one. No, it feels like we
could do better. Yeah. Right, from today, all around New Zealand,
we're going to see the return of the two year
right billboards because we could all do with the laugh
fellas right, absolutely, and it was an iconic campaign. It was.
It was bloody huge, man.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I don't know why they ever got rid of it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It was bloody funny, it was it was great. Yeah, right,
that's going to be a lot. We'll bring that back.
It's gonna be really fun.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah right, do they have any so we've got a
little toy what do you call them? Goodie bags? You're
way too now, prize pack prize backs on three four
eight three.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
That's right. If few ever get involved with the show,
seen through some hilarious tear on three four eight three,
or talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app for example, we've actually
got one here? Should I play that?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And Jess it's keasy here.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
I'm gonna be honest some not feeling too crash hot today.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I woke up this morning feeling a bit woozy and
had a wee bit of a headache.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
And a bit of a sniffle, and things have just
gotten worse as the day has gone by. So look,
I'll get through today's show, but there's a fair chance
tomorrow that I won't be here. Cheers for being understanding.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
When do you not have a sniffle?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
You can go home now if you want.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, it's all good, keysy fellers.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
What I was doing there was laying the groundwork for
how to pull a SICKI, which is a nice conversation topic.
But sure glad to see that. You guys are so
gutted at the thought of me going home. I'm still
gutted about that.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
But you're feeling sick of is it falling over in
the doggy position?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Listen to our podcast tonight if you have no idea
what the hell Jason is.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Talking about the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey Butthole Surfers.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
There on the Radio Hocky Big Show this Monday afternoon,
thirty minutes past five o'clock. Now we're talking about how
to pull a sickie. Yeah, basically, interestingly enough, when we
went on our fishing trip last week, our prize, when
we said to him, I was it all good getting
time off work?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And he said, I just pulled a sickie. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
We won't mention his name, so we, you know, don't
further incriminate him. Yeah, And then he had such a
good time pulling the siki that day that he was
thinking of carrying it on for the Friday.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well that's the good thing about a siki, rightse It
takes you a couple of days to recover from sickness. Yes.
First of all, have either of you two pulled a
siki on the show? Never, No, neither, So it's good
we got that out of the way. So the thing
that this anonymous person did really well was he told
his boss the day before I think we went out
on the Thursday. He told his boss on the WEDNESDA
(20:00):
see that he was starting to come down with something. Yeah,
that's standing is planting the seed early. It's like tip
number one, right. Yeah. Also, it's not a bad idea
to start factoring in some coughs and stuff late in
that first day. Oh, you've got to slight down. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
You've got to be like, oh man, it's not I
don't know, yeah, sort of wandering around with a bit
of a grimace on your face.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
A woozy yeah, that sort of thing for sure.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Man, I don't know that it will be all goods tomorrow, man.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, Yeah, you've got to overplay.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
That, say that you're keen that it should be all
good man. I'll be gone by tomorrow, no worries at all.
So you downplaying that, And then, of course, you know
the next day, ah, you know that thing me, You know,
I wasn't feeling crash shot yesterday. Yes, it turns out, yeah,
it turns out of sick.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
And the other thing tells you have to be gutted
about being sick that you can't.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Totally in terms of the day before kind of activity.
It's also a good thing to say, yes, I'm not
feeling that great today. Actually I wasn't going to come in,
but then I oh, nah nah, but it's actually got worse.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
But I'm feeling crooked and then cough sort of coughing
your way through it a bit. But I should be fine,
man or coming anyway, it should be all good. And
people now are so terrified again in sex, you stay
home and.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
If they don't say that, you say, oh, I'd hate
to get you guys sick.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I only worry, yeah, float down, But it feels very,
very contagious.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
One thing I have also found from friends of mine
is that if you do quite a gross sickness, yeah
you know what I mean, If you say you've got
food poisoning and it's all on for young and old,
you know, then people are like, oh god, which, I've
been on the toilettle more than I don't know which
way to face? Yeah, which way? To turn. Yeah, I
love that one.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I find sexual diseases are really good. Oh yeah, so
you say, you know I've woken up and I've got
pussy things all over my face these past just oozing everywhere,
that sort of things.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Very hard to check that. Yes, you know you've had
chlemotia three times this year, Jason, I'm just realizing now now.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
That's Tobey's never had a sexual disease of any form.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh what a legend? Can you add that to the
list three four eight three? By the way, text through
what are your twos? I was just petting himself on
the back head a sexual disease from that?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Passing us around the full.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Steam tix through on three four eight three? What you
do to pull a siki? Any tips, et cetera. And
then I think in the next break, which we are
very quickly moving towards, Oliver go ringing up and calling
in sek.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Well you already sound sick. Yeah, I know that, because
you'll blocked up and your snarls.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
All blocked up. Fellas, I was a good showed you too.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Desire The Hodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
And Kisey is indeed mg MT there on the radio,
hold Arky Big Show, this glorious Monday afternoon. Now we're
talking about how to pull asiki, very crucial art form
to learn. So what we thought we'd do is to
do a bit of a simulation here a fellas, we
think and so what we're going to do is going
(23:11):
to get Keysy to call in and show you how
to pull us Sicky Mogi is the boss.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, you're my partner in the business. Probably I might
need you on this, I might not. Well see how
we go.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, yeah, so let's have a go and see see
what happens.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Okay, he's there now, fellas. Okay, can you do the
ringing noise please? Peg son like just say the phone?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah yeah yeah, ring ring Yeah, another one of those
ring ring? Good a Mike and Jason's Dilly's what can
I do for you?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh? That you?
Speaker 8 (23:43):
Mike is a had told Kezy here?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
How are you going for? Hey?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Kezy mean you're sending him well cheese? You sound bright,
you're sitting really good. What's happening?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Brother?
Speaker 8 (23:54):
That's sorry?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, I just blew what happened? Your voice just changed? Yeah,
it's sorry.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
It must have been a weird line at started. This
is what I normally sound like, to be honest. Man,
You remember yesterday when I came in and I said, oh, have.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
You've seen the flesh cuting delas so I ha ha,
CAZy brother, Sorry mate, hang on.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Yeah, man, they're next to the black ones to the left,
just over there in the corner, fast mate, No worries, mate.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
Uh, I'm glad you guys got that sorted. I showed
them where those were yesterday, but he obviously wasn't listening. Listen, mate,
I'm not calling with good news.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Obviously.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
You guys have been running pretty ragged lately. Was the
work you've been getting me to do. But I think
it's started to take a bit of.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
A toll man.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Yesterday, Remember yesterday I was starting to come down with
something to remember that.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Oh yeah, I do remember your banging on about something.
They yeah, is it?
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Yeah, it's turned to something pretty bad, mate. I think
it's a bit of a flu. I've got like a
bubble blocked up. I'm gonna man, and my subby's a
bit dodgy as well, and my expers flaring up. So
she's all go down here in CAZy.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Town, you know, what I mean. Yeah, I don't really
know what you made, man, but it sounds like you're sick.
Are you sick?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty buddy sick man if
I want to uh, I hate to let you down.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You know.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
I love working at Mike and Jason's Dilley's. I just
I just don't think I'm able to come in today.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Man. Look, I'll tell you what, man, I can't find them. Okay,
did you say next to the black Dallas hang on
a CAZy?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Sorry man, Yeah, the next to the black one, the
really big box.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
You see the big boxes? Oh yeah, what a? The
white ones are in the small box. I want the
white ones. I just want the flesh color. You're black,
you know.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
See. Sorry CAZy man. By the way, with the plenty
euse CAZy, I'm just on the phone.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Or maybe look, Keyzy Man, absolutely nowhere is that all
you have been working? Your absolute gaps out. You know
we've seen it to your time and time. Oh maybe
we don't say enough, mate, but you are the best
dildo testa we have ever had.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
The Hillarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
In four on Radio Holarky.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yes, indeed, Lincoln Park. They're on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirty six. Now,
the observant of you will know. Over the last couple
of weeks we've been running this competition Radio Honaki.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Would you rather Helly Fishing or Helly Gold.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Let's find out what this crazy New Zealander would choose?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yes, indeed, and we've reached the time to pick a winner. Basically,
fell us, what do they win? Keysy?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yes, well the winner who we are about to call.
So if you've got yourself in the draw, actually your
phone is on right now. They have to choose, thanks
to our mates at Helli trans Helicopters, whether they would
like to take themselves and three of their friends Helly
golfing at Moody Way Golf Links with golf carts, green fees,
food and beers included, or Helly Fishing off great barrier
(27:17):
with all the gear included to bring home the big one. Wow? Good,
how good?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Let's give her winner a call?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Feellows love this stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
This is why I do radio. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Morning. I hope they answer.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Man, he's a massive gate between the rings, doesn't sound wow.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
He hung up. He is not happy. I tried again.
Give it another go.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Because it's probably a private number. He thinks that's the
I d Have you.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Tried pushing the digits? I'll try that this time. The
number right, that's the number. The numbering again? Here we go?
Come on?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Good is this?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Tim?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Is it? You good? A?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Tim ands Old Hordy, j Moogie and Kezy from the radio,
Hold key big show.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Hell's the Monday treating you? Pretty good? Mate? Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I think it might even get beat out.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You nearly lost at all? The man when you hang
up on us, you're made baster. Yeah, I reckon?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Tell me Tim, what do you do for a christ mate?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Designer? Good stuff? Now? So you do it? Tell me Chris.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
If you had a choice between helly, what did I say? Tim?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Tell me tell you Tim?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
If you had a choice between helly fishing and helly golf?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
What would you choose? It'll be fishing all day? Yeah,
because they couldn't.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
News for you, Tim, You and three mates are going
helly fishy?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You little.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
How good you have you got?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Three?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
You makee seals lined up? Man? Your mate Chris.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Exactly, Chris here no, No, we'll we'll excuse a couple
on short.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Look, if you're running short on friends made old houghdy
j I mean, I'm I mean, I'm here, mate, I
mean if you need to fill in a gap or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
God give we take prices off people, all right?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Okay, Tom, you're wrong there, man, he'd never fit under
the sleet with that honkery.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Uh tell me, Tim, you love your fishing? Do you
do a bit of fishing?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
A bit of fishing on you?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Mate? Where you go on the golf there?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Whereabouts?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, you're on the golf and out of the Ordoman
Islands there, so experienced, beautiful mate looking forward to him.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, well, I tell you what, make congratulations on winning that,
have a have a great time and maybe send us
some snapper filets to the old hoaky studio. How do
you feel about that?
Speaker 8 (29:57):
Sure you can do?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Good on mate?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Well, I'm gonna pass you over to while pazzad and
studio being you'll look after your good luck fells? Thanks mate?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah? Good? Why does good? He's already won?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Well, I just mean a gym.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Suit his fishing fish?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, teching some fish there.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
And one said, of course, a big thank you to
Holli Trans Hally Copters for making this whole thing possible.
If that sounds like a bit of you, you can
always get in touch with Hallie Trans and sort the
very same trip for you and all your mates as well.
Good which is blood?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Would you guys be keen on that? Actually, I'd be
very I want to be cool the golf, yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I don't want to do the fishing.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
No, I mean the fishing.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
The hold Achuy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kis.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
The exponents here on the radio, Hold Donkey Big Show
this Monday after noon. The time is five fifty six. Incidentally,
fellas I was remiss of me not to remember this.
I just when I say thank you to all the
people that wish me happy birthday on the Instagram, They're
very much appreciated. All right, thank you now listen coming
up after six o'clock as always, what's for teen news
(31:04):
land with me? So text us now on three four
eight three years.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
It's going to say text us on three four eight
three what you are having for dinner?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Say your name as well. Give me a little shout
out and you'll be one of the first people in
New Zealand to get yourself from the drawer for the
all new Twoy prize packs. Oh nice, of course, Twoy
the main sponsor of our show now, which is bloody rip.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Are we going to specify what that prize pack? Is
it some stage or we're going to keep it a mystery?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
It's a mystery. Pugs An basically throws together a whole
heap of two goods and Hurdarchy goods.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Actually, there's a lot of that stuff out there right now.
Looks bloody great, it does. Jason, I'm wearing one of
their caps. In fact, you.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Are three four eight three. What are you having for tea?
Include your name and you could be winning one as well.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Beautiful the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy Tune in week days at four on Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Welcome back to your massive bank bones. Hope Monday's treating
you really well. You're listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Toy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, we'll
think of something else.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Whybe we go to something like that or maybe we'll whistle. Yeah,
I think something will.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Come naturally, you know it will come organically. Yes, we'll
just be patient with it.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
It'll come, of course Tooey's iconic Year Right campaign. It
is officially back from today. All around New Zealand you
will start seeing the return of the two year right billboards.
We could all do with a laugh. And people did
say that so he couldn't run its year Right campaign
in this day and age to that, we say, ye're right,
(32:47):
that's true. Yeah, man's true.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Now in the podcast outro today, well, it's a little
chit chat we have before the show starts. Basically, that's
basically what it is. We were going to talk about
our weekends and then Mogi forbade it. We shut it down.
He just want to know, and I was fine, I
have to tell everyone about my weekend, and it just
shut me down.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I haven't heard about it, gacid because Mike has this
thing where he doesn't like people ask him how his
weak ed was. Yeah, and then we go into it
in great detail on the podcast. And also when you're.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
When you've been on holidays, like you go away for
the holiday at the end of the year and you
come back and what I don't like is that I
don't mind getting asked what I don't like is getting
ask fifteen times in three hours as you sort of
work your way around the office. Sure, I'd just like
to say at once and be done with it, just
having like a group meeting and holiday there it is,
(33:40):
you've see it at once, because otherwise I find that
the memory gets tarnished by having to bang on about
it so much.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
You should like release a press release saying hey, Mogi's
back press release.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
He steamed keysy.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
A press release. Hey here, don't even worry about that.
I was about to spend. Here is a clip of
today's podcast outro. It's called flash cards, So I do
about twenty minute study. Yeah, well you're a back monkeys,
which is most mostly just flipping through flash cards. My
wife won't use them mommy, though, what I was like,
can you just can you know? I want you to
(34:15):
read to your multi flash cards to me while I'm
having to go at myself.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Jason, why you should try changing up a bit?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
You remember, Mike, you know, stay in there. Call Chris Doug,
good lord. It's very in appropriate. This whole show has
been very inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
It you've been shocking today.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Actually, no, I'd say, Jace, a call you made it
about ten past five is probably.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
The grosser absolute. In fact, we're anticipating complaints.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You know what you should do tonight is you should
go home and stew hard out and borry.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Yeah, if they know people can play, what do you do?
You know?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
You just lose your job and you go home and
you sit on the couch fishing.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
I'll be there thinking, man, here goes my hero. Ye're true,
that's the name of the song.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Hey, hey, what's your teenius? Get on three four eight three?
Text us?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Let us know a lot of texts coming And already
people on those new two y prize packs.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Thele Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Cake there on the radio, holdankee Big show this Monday evening.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
But right now it's time for are you hey?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Text here from Steve what's sews Zealand with me? Ky? Hey?
This is a great segment, by the way, isn't it?
Welcome everyone? It's basically a segment were you text through
on three four eight three? Yes, and tell us what
you're having for dinner? I read it out and then
(35:47):
Jason Mike lay into it. Get a fellas, John here
Oh my god, too good. Yes, toasted sandwich, cheese onions?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Oh nice? Hell you cheese onion in spaghetti. That's good
eating back that.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Cheese and spaghetti, but an onion.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
No, well, it's spaghetti and cheese and onion. He's said
it around the wrong way. Cheese and onion and spaghetti
sounds weird. But if you've got cheesey spaghetti, which you
can get in a cannon, I mean I wouldn't, but.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You can sure get a here. Billsie here Malone, Yeah,
Billsie Malone, brother of Bugsy Malone, NBA player. Tonight, I'm
having chicken and beef with a little emoji of like
a guy who's sweating. Oh right, So I don't know
what that means, chicken and beef, just.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
At his heart's going to be really pounding in his
chest because he's getting all that protein.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
That's right. Good on your Billsie, Hey Feller, is Mike here?
Oh hey, Mike Minogue? Is that? Yeah? It's Mike Minogue.
What am I having tonight? I'm having mince and spicy
raps to do that is what you'd say? Bullshit that mint?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Why does he why does he phrase it mince and
spicy raps. Is the mince in the spicy rap or
separate from.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
That's a good point, Chase. Yeah, I don't know, because
I don't remember seending that text at all. Yeah, yeah,
like I would say, ask him. Look, I'm beginning to wonder. Man, Hey, fellas,
Johnny here too, good, Bruff Johnny, be good, Johnny be good.
That's right, Chuck Berry, get a Johnny. I'm on dad's phone.
(37:36):
We are having bolonnaise love the listening to the Big Show.
That's from Johnny, Johnny and mad Dog. It's a nice text.
Spag bowl e.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
What about get a fella's Cormick Hereck McCarthy, Yes, yeah,
actor writer, No Country and amongst others.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh my god, and the road. I've read too of
his book to petition Cajun Chuck on the barbecue to
kick off the week.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Cheers, there's got that funny you do a great impression,
CAZy of someone with a Cajun exit from right.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah you do too, cajun. Yeah, yeah, uh, we were gone.
We're going head down to buy you really good. We're
going head down to buy you get some craw fish.
Isn't that Cajun? Yeah, that's Cajun. Is that Caju? There's Cajun,
but you got to do it as a chicken because
it's a Cajun chicken. Right back back, back back, bar
(38:36):
Is that racist? Well certainly, oh, I certainly walk in
a line. Well, hang on you getting back.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
He actually made a very good point too, Fellas, in
which we'll need to touch on this week. It's barbecue season,
the old Barbie's coming back, the sun's out, the days
the longer. Crack open the Barbie, I.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Say, cracking open all the rat poos and stuff and
it's sealed shut. Crack it open, Crack it open, man,
cracker one last one, I fellas. Yeah, this one's from
Mark Goodman. Oh my god, Mark Goodman. Yeah, Muscle Fritter,
no battered snapper. Oh washing it down with a cold
(39:18):
Tilly responsibly.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Take takeaways obviously.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah that's good eating. Yeah, good eating the whole achy.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy As.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
I always say, you can never have too much Tom
Petty Fellers, but it's never a bit of TV chat.
Speaker 11 (39:37):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah, that's how
we celebrate TV. So good on Friday night, I watched
a whole movie from start to finish. Great South Mates,
(39:59):
No biggie, no biggy, cheezy, don't worry about that's an achievement, mate.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
It was on Apple TV and it's called Wolves, Wolves,
and it's got Brad Pitt and George Clooney in it.
Oh they play cleaners, you know, like something goes bad
and then they go in there and clean it up. Oh,
like the wolf from Pop Like Wolves, you see what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Smart And.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
It was a three star movie. Fine, totally fine, and
you just watch it there. It's great watch seeing them
but like you know, the charming, charming ish Apple TV
sort of half an hour is in this room sort
of sorting out whatever has happened. Once they get out
(40:43):
and about it sort of gets a bit more interesting.
But yeah, I would have liked them to have a
little bit more to do. But yeah, perfectly fine. It
received a four minute standing ovation at the Venice Film
Festival where at premiered, right, so it just goes to
show what a lot of bullshit standing innovations are at
those feats.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
A movie we went to recently had a twenty minute
one apparently, and we all left afterwards going that was garbage.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Sure, yeah, so there's that and yeah, but you know,
if you've got nothing else on, you will watch it
and you will not be unhappy.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
It is a solid three star movie.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Okay, it sounds like, yeah, classic sort of set back
and relax and don't think too much kind of watching.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Sure, that could be worse. I love Bread pitt Man. Yeah,
I love him too, he's allegiend.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
Now.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I had two people recommend to me this particular show.
One was my daughter and her partner, and the other
was my brother, and they both said, oh, are you
watching this at the moment? It's really good?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
And I went, what's that?
Speaker 3 (41:42):
And it was The Menindez Brothers, And I just went, okay,
well I've had two recommendations. I'll check it out. It
was terrible.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, what's it all? Netflex and it was like, is
it called monsters? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
The monsters? Yeah, about two brothers that basically kill the
appearance true story.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Really enjoys it. Yeah, But the weird thing it was
like a.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
It was kind of like a Hollywood over the top
camp right, sort of a B grade soap opera.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I mean the story is interestingly interesting enough, but the
actual way that they've filmed it and stuff, Like my
wife and I were going, is this really terrible?
Speaker 4 (42:27):
We were discussing it on se with someone who said
that they like the soundtrack because there's a lot of
Milli Vanilla in them. The first episode is called Blame
It on the Rain, but that it's it's storytelling missus
the mark.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yes, and it's very over the top and the two
character main characters. You're going, it just feels fake, right,
it feels fake?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
So one buzzy out of five for Hoody j for
the Minindis Brothers.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
That wasn't all the monsters? Oh yeah, three busy Sorry,
I said stars, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the final
episode of Madame, the New Zealand sitcom that Mogi was in.
An episode featuring a Uei boom stressed me out. I
thought it was going to end with the resolution of
the stressfulness, but it ended on a stressful cliffhanger and steps.
(43:17):
It was extra stressful, and my wife and I were like, ah,
instead of I'll be like wait, wait, wait, It'll be
worth it in the end. It'll be a happy ending.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
A ah.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
And then there wasn't right season. They're very much sitting
up a second season, which is great.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Do you do you and your wife want to have
sessions with old Hoodie Jay about managing your stress because
you seem to get very stressed about TV shows.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
How what would you recommend just getting on the darts
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Well, I mean come in to my place, we'll have
a chat.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
No, I'm all good. The record tours.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
This is a change the hood Archy Big Show with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
She heard there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show
this Monday evening. Now have you guys heard about the
Barefoot Ultra Marathon?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Who hasn't? Yeah? Man, I mean it sounds like my
worst nightmare. My absolute limit of running is three and
a half k, right, and that's with shoes on orthopedic slippers.
Oh here's the thing though, I love the marathons really.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
You know, with the spring coming, I've been getting back
into my shuttle sprints and stuff like that. Murky im
been doing starting off light with the old running for
a springtime of fifteen twenty k sort of every second day,
right right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's just that Shattle Sprints is a completely different type
of fitness. Yeah, I do completely incorrect.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
I do the shuttle sprints in between the fifteen twenty
k is. So I'll do fifteen to twenty k on
the Monday, and then I'll do the shuttle sprints on
the Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Why are you doing shuttle sprints because that's like you're
prepping to play basketball or netple or touch rugby or so.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Just getting my twitch fibers working properly.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Oh that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where have
you heard that phrase? By the way, the Barefoot Ultra
Marathon officially returning. It is proudly brought to you by
fault Line. Unfortunately, guys, we can't participate in this, can
we know?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
I can't because my orthopedic running shoes haven't arrived right
and by the time this is on, it's just it's
just not going to work out.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
You should be able to rock them in your slippers.
I think, yeah, yeah, they're pretty hard wearing. I mean,
I saw you take that massive fall and incredibly somehow
you landed in the dog and sorry, I landed in
a dog position position a dog there was no dog there.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
But you know, those are very hard wearing slippers, and
I look at the.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Heel on those keys in there. I've got one of
those on one of my legs, one of my shoes
from my left leg because it's a bit shorter than
the other. And it's a serious soul on that.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
The hush puppies, Yeah, yeah, they're really thick, the bloody beautiful.
I would love to.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
I can't do it because i've got a I've got
three crushed vertebrae and my lower spine, so I can't run.
Oh well, that's a true true story. And I would
love to because the thought of running forty two k's,
I mean, what's ultra it's even fit than that one?
And forty two k's, well, I don't know if it's
that much.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
And I'll tell you what. I'd love to you too,
but I can't at the moment because actually, just on
those shuttle sprints, I blew out an ass cheek on
one of them, so that's what it's just flapping at
the moment, So that'll take some recuperation.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Whose ass cheek was it?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
My ass cheeck?
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whole Archy bi show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy. Well,
there you go.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Your mad Bo says, that's Monday over in Darnmouth, just
Tuesday to contend with. Now, Maggie, what's your plans tonight?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (47:07):
I'll probably go home, have a little bit of dinner
with the Farno there and watch something Gone Telly, something
like that.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah. Nice, a chill one tonight. And that was daylight savings,
isn't it is? It's gonna be a little bit lighter
a little bit later, Keysy. So I thought it was
daylight shaving as daylight shavings because you were saying you
shave off, you shave off.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
A little bit of the darkness at the start of
the day, place with a little bit of light.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
At the end of the day.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Right, Yeah, nice? What do you like Toke's a bit
of netball?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Jace, there's no knickball going tonight. I'll go home at it.
My wife is making spicy Porkmant's noodles and we'll watch
Celebrity Treasure Island together. Me and she's going to go
a bit early and I'm going to go on line
with Pugsun and have a little glass of port.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah nice.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
What is it that you two sickos get up to
because you've got an only fans page together?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Is that right? And that's what you're doing every night there? Yah,
that's all. You've got some kind of a den or
a dungeon going, That's right. It's basically pugsn Well, you
know his reputation, but I'm trying to proceed.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
You're trying to ride the coattails of a dog and
it's just that he's rubbing off on me.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah sure, just say that.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Hey, just on there by the way, Keysy, when you
go home tonight, get your wife to put a bit
of ointment on your knees there because you have after
your fall there on the steps, all.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Right, And anyone that has no idea what Jason he fell.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
On the steps today wearing his massive Worth pedic slippers
And I just want you to make sure you don't
give them in fiction.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
That's all. I'll put some the pantheron on it.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
You're good.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Listen tonight's podcast, by the way, if you need any
update on any of these references. Sure comes out at
seven thirty six, Your big show. What are you doing tonight, Jason?
Just when you're ready, man, Just chilling out.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
My wife's going out to dinner with her mates, so
just hang out with my daughter much a bit of TV,
chill out and go to bed.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Nice man. Yeah, thanks me. This way to do it, man.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Thanks for listening to the show. By the way, make
sure you check out our podcasts and our Instagram account.
There's a lot going on there till tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
See you later. Bye,
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
Come on with something there, Yeah, definitely from today all
around New Zealand you will see the return of the
two year right billboards of famous campaign, reason being we
could all do with a laugh, fellas.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, people listening to the chaff you want to laugh
by the way, fellas guys, yeah, Mogie you absolute stallion
in your tidy whitey house.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Life going pretty graszy, your mad dog you're six on
them the be there another great weekend. Man, if you want
to know anything about it, feel free to ask me
at any time.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Three four eight to three.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Sure, jump in with the yeld talkbacks here ont radio
choruse I know it one hundred hodache. I'd love to
tell you about my weekend. But the weather's turning again,
Isn't it a little bit warmer today? It was a
cold bastard over the weekend, But got on. I'm ready
for some beautiful weather now that daylight savings has arrived.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You want to know something about me today that I
didn't tell you about in the podcast? No, no, I
wore shorts today and my crocks. Hey, but not work
though ye're not to work never to work? Well, I'm
a professional.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah. Wow, that's man, Jay said some shorts on earlier today. Wow, Holy,
hes pretty good man.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's just a reference to you know, the nice weather
that we you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
How keazy?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You said that you woke up feeling very, very very
wooze this morning? What what happened in the weekend that
caused that? Mate?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Um? Oh? Look, to be honest, I had a quiet one.
I'm not sure. I'm just feeling a bit woozy today.
To be honest, I still do feel a bit woozy also,
but ah, pug sounds come in pug Son, what's this? Yeah,
pug Sons, come in here. He's got steam, He's got
a it's got one of those little caramel steam puddings.
(02:25):
The three darries sticking out the top of them all UNLPs,
just been overlooked by a old pug Sonny, spark them up, mate,
We got all everyone. Because it was forty Joe's birthday.
One turned forty, it was already marginal enough for me
to go and get darries and stick them in at
Jay so you can take them and let in the studio.
But three for three after forty brother, happy birth.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, thanks fellas, are really appreciate it. By the way,
before you go, pugs done, did you buy a packet
of cigarette?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Did you got any left over? Because I'll take them obviously. Nah. Yes,
thanks for us.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I greatly appreciate that. If you want to ask me
about my weekend, feel free three four eight three. I
was going to tell Mogi and Keezy about it, but
they weren't interested. Yeah, they said, now can we talk
about something else? And I was like, oh, okay, yeah,
that's sweet cool.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Are you gonna eat that steam pudding?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I think I might actually, even though it's got daries
in it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Well, that's like one of your bloody meals in a day,
isn't it? Absolutely three day? Isn't a butterscotch steam pudding.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Here's Metellacapen the Holearchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And Ki radio Head there on the Radio Honarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past
four o'clock and all as well?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Bloody exciting, isn't it, fellas? It's a school holidays it is? Man?
How Good's that? Ah? Good?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
It's pretty good timing for me because my wife, who work,
who works in the film industry, finished working on her
film last week. How good, just in time Keezy to
take over one hundred percent of the duty is looking
after our daughter.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So in film it shows she usually booked up for
maybe five months at a time. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
and that's finished now.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So she's pretty tough because from my point of view,
it's like I get a holiday from all of the
duties that I've got with looking after our kids. So
generally I would wake up in the morning, prepare her breakfast,
feed the dog. I still do that, tinker and make
her make her breakfast. That's not Tinker, that's my daughter.
(04:30):
And then and then her lunch as well. Pack all
that up, get a sort of get address to school,
get her off to school.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And I don't have to do any of that. Now.
How good. I just lay in bed totally.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Man, that's so good because.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The way I will deserve to My wife has said
to me, She's like, I'm not sure that I wanted
to be taking over one hundred percent of this. And
I said, look, look, you've been getting up for the
last six months, six o'clock in the morning, heading off
to work, still dark. You haven't been seeing your daughter
at all the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yeah, And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand
in the way of you spending those special mornings with
our little one, reconnecting, reconnecting.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
And she was trying to, you know, sort of protest
and carry on. I said, I'm not having it. I'm
not having it. I insist every single morning you get
up and you deal with her, and I'll just have to.
I'll just have to tough.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It out because you really like doing that. It's the best.
The best part is definitely making her lunch, isn't there
like a way that you could both do it. I
just don't see how that would work.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, because you've been running the thing too where you're
doing all the admint and sometimes you can be the
bad guy.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And mom comes home and then you know she's lovely
and oh mommy, I love you, and you know you
have to do the now that can change over your
Your wife can do the admin inside of right, and
you come home and go, oh, hello, little one, Hello darling,
Oh Danny, I miss out time to get oh same here,
same here.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Not well.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Actually, the way that it's been happening is because my
daughter's just fresh at school. By the time the end
of the day when she wakes up of the morning,
she's bringing new she's jumping up and down the hallway,
she's You've got so much energy, best mood ever. So
I have to deal with that, you know, right, And
then over the course of the day she's sort of
learning a lot. There's a lot of stimulation happening at school.
(06:26):
There's a lot of other kids, a lot of playing,
all of that. So at by the time my wife
picks her up at three, three thirty or four o'clock,
she literally falls on the ground and just starts screaming.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, crying, This is true, and that.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Will last pretty much until I get home after seven o'clock,
by which point she's stoked to see me.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, So I just think it's nice that my wife
gets an opportunity to enjoy what I've.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Enjured, absolutely, endured, or enjoyed. Did I so endured, I
meant enjoyed, enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, I tell you what. Just on that front.
By the way, the worst thing about with my girls
in terms of it, wasn't the school lunches so much.
It was doing their hair raw. And if you can
imagine at that time, three girls with really long hair,
it was a shit show. Yeah, and they're always matted
(07:18):
and you know, you're they're screaming and all that sort
of carry on.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That was a nightmare.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, that's what I get pretty much every day as
you're brushing your hair and it's like, it's probably my hair,
and then there's crying all that, and of course, what
do I say as a father, She'll shave it all off, yes,
and then the answer is no, and it's all right,
shut it, let's get on with it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, totally, totally hey, but it's interesting. We put it
out there on three four eight three. School holidays always
a trying time for parents. What do you do to
entertain your kids? What's your sort of set up? Watch
your system for school holidays?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, back in the day, for me, it was just
put Cardo Network on. Yeah, and I just watched that
and eat frozen Hawaiian pizzas? Did you heat them up?
When you just ate them frozen? Frozen? Leave them in
the sun for a weever? But three four eight three
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But Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
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Speaker 3 (08:29):
This glorious Monday afternoon. I hope it's glorious wherever you
are in this fine nation of ours.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
The time is four thirty eight.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, I just went out. I just want to let
you guys know, this is a bit of a it's
a bit of a sad one. She got that same
music met.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
During the break.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
There was a little sushi shop out here, just to
let the listeners out there know, little sushi shop just
sort of outside the building, and around about this time
every day it gets to.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Be half priced, it does.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah, So we're out there like robbers dogs, trying to
fill up with a bit of soush before we go
home to the meal on the table, which.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Is funny because now I can't go there and pay
full price. Oh no, prescoes feel terrible, ye, the Priscoes
of sushi.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Actual, I will past it today when we're coming on
early and starving, hadn't eaten anything all day, and went,
I'm not paying full.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Price, seriously, because it doesn't terrible.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
It feels like it feels like full price is half
priced because that's all we pay. So if you're going
to pay via vision of full price, it would be
like pain being asked to pay double.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm not doing that. And I actually I'll see people
about to go in there and hey, hey, just four thirty.
Let's all going within the airshot of the guy as well.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Anyway, we walk out of here and we go up
some there's about half a dozen steps that lead outside,
and we're walking up there and Kezy absolutely falls over
his new slippers that he's wearing.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh yeah, I saw he was wearing.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Slips, not wearing slippers. The slides.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Absolutely falls over, just manages to a cover devastatingly.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I was hoping he'd tip.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Up, both hands on the ground. Hands on the ground
pretty good. And it was right in front of somebody
else that works on the building. She was just leaning
up against the wall doing some texting or something like that,
and it was so embarrassing that I actually apologized to
her for how embarrassing it was what Keesy had just
done in front of her, And I apologized to her
that she had to witness such an embarrassing display by
(10:26):
growing man. Mind you sure who's walking up steps wearing slippers?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yes, yeah, Okay. What happened was I was wearing my
new slides, which I'm not used to. You they got
quite a thick soul, Jason, you know what I mean.
And I just caught the top stair, fell over. Had
to put both my hands down on the ground and
both my knees. It's giving me the ick.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah yeah, oh, you were like kind of doggy star.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I was on orphan, I was. That's exactly what he was. No,
that's not exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
The stairs and all of us all of a sudden
and he puts himself in dog.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
In front of the lady and then all you is bogy,
laughing so loud, and then goes, oh CAZy fell over
and it looks the lady goes sorry, you had to
see that.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
How embarrassing. And then we went. We went and got
half fried sushi, and I came and then came back.
She was still there and he goes, oh, sorry again
about that.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Just to rub home the point, Yeah, fellas, I did
not put myself in doggie, by the way.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You've just reminded me.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
And I put it in the chat on Friday night
speaking of women by doors, Mogi sure, I was this
woman by doors chat when I was going to the
car park on Friday night. She was, you know, she
was a chilli night. It was a horror of a
breeze blowing. Anyway, I got to the car park door
and I saw about sort of ten fifteen meters away
from me a woman walking towards the door, and I
(11:58):
went I had one of those moments of do I
stay here and hold the door open for her, or
do I just carry on and you go to the
left and so forth. So I stood there for about
ten or fifteen seconds and the freezing cold wind waiting
for her. She walked through the door, didn't even acknowledge
(12:19):
me and just carried on walking, didn't say a thing.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And then did you put yourself and the dog? Yes?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
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and we know their slippers. Yeah, and we got a
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Speaker 4 (12:53):
It was unreal, wasn't I was out there with you Keys,
He wasn't I, and you fell over. Unfortunately you put
yourself in doggie and then you looked over your shoulder
at an innocent bystander, and I had to apologize on
your behalf. It was such a disgrace through here on
three for eight three says the thought of Keesy and
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slippers is going straight in the wank?
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Bank is the what is there romantic music anything to
do with the bank? What do you mean wait he
said that, Yeah, I mean you played their romantic music like.
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Speaker 1 (16:11):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And Kesey Darcy Clay There on the Radio hod Archy
Big Show this Monday afternoon, three minutes to five o'clock.
Now listen up. If you entered the would you rather
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five thirty today, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yellow fell it five Yeah, about a give or take.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Also, I've got another thing that we're going to be
focusing on after five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
How to pull a sickie. Yeah, how to pull a sickie?
So what you need to do? Your guide to do it?
Because summer's coming up. Oh yeah, and you want to
get some bonus days off, so we'll give you sort
of a how to guide on how to pull off
the perfect siki. Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
The whole Chuy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Welcome back your messive backbones. I hope you're getting through
your Monday tickety, but you were listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Toy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Right, we're working. We're working on it. Yeah. I don't
know if answer that one. No, it feels like we
could do better. Yeah. Right, from today, all around New Zealand,
we're going to see the return of the two year
right billboards because we could all do with the laugh
fellas right, absolutely, and it was an iconic campaign. It was.
It was bloody huge, man.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I don't know why they ever got rid of it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It was bloody funny, it was it was great. Yeah, right,
that's going to be a lot. We'll bring that back.
It's gonna be really fun.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah right, do they have any so we've got a
little toy what do you call them? Goodie bags? You're
way too now, prize pack prize backs on three four
eight three.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
That's right. If few ever get involved with the show,
seen through some hilarious tear on three four eight three,
or talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app for example, we've actually
got one here? Should I play that?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And Jess it's keasy here.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
I'm gonna be honest some not feeling too crash hot today.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I woke up this morning feeling a bit woozy and
had a wee bit of a headache.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
And a bit of a sniffle, and things have just
gotten worse as the day has gone by. So look,
I'll get through today's show, but there's a fair chance
tomorrow that I won't be here. Cheers for being understanding.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
When do you not have a sniffle?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
You can go home now if you want.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, it's all good, keysy fellers.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
What I was doing there was laying the groundwork for
how to pull a SICKI, which is a nice conversation topic.
But sure glad to see that. You guys are so
gutted at the thought of me going home. I'm still
gutted about that.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
But you're feeling sick of is it falling over in
the doggy position?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Listen to our podcast tonight if you have no idea
what the hell Jason is.
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Talking about the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey Butthole Surfers.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
There on the Radio Hocky Big Show this Monday afternoon,
thirty minutes past five o'clock. Now we're talking about how
to pull a sickie. Yeah, basically, interestingly enough, when we
went on our fishing trip last week, our prize, when
we said to him, I was it all good getting
time off work?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And he said, I just pulled a sickie. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
We won't mention his name, so we, you know, don't
further incriminate him. Yeah, And then he had such a
good time pulling the siki that day that he was
thinking of carrying it on for the Friday.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well that's the good thing about a siki, rightse It
takes you a couple of days to recover from sickness. Yes.
First of all, have either of you two pulled a
siki on the show? Never, No, neither, So it's good
we got that out of the way. So the thing
that this anonymous person did really well was he told
his boss the day before I think we went out
on the Thursday. He told his boss on the WEDNESDA
(20:00):
see that he was starting to come down with something. Yeah,
that's standing is planting the seed early. It's like tip
number one, right. Yeah. Also, it's not a bad idea
to start factoring in some coughs and stuff late in
that first day. Oh, you've got to slight down. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
You've got to be like, oh man, it's not I
don't know, yeah, sort of wandering around with a bit
of a grimace on your face.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
A woozy yeah, that sort of thing for sure.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Man, I don't know that it will be all goods tomorrow, man.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, Yeah, you've got to overplay.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
That, say that you're keen that it should be all
good man. I'll be gone by tomorrow, no worries at all.
So you downplaying that, And then, of course, you know
the next day, ah, you know that thing me, You know,
I wasn't feeling crash shot yesterday. Yes, it turns out, yeah,
it turns out of sick.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
And the other thing tells you have to be gutted
about being sick that you can't.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Totally in terms of the day before kind of activity.
It's also a good thing to say, yes, I'm not
feeling that great today. Actually I wasn't going to come in,
but then I oh, nah nah, but it's actually got worse.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
But I'm feeling crooked and then cough sort of coughing
your way through it a bit. But I should be fine,
man or coming anyway, it should be all good. And
people now are so terrified again in sex, you stay
home and.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
If they don't say that, you say, oh, I'd hate
to get you guys sick.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
I only worry, yeah, float down, But it feels very,
very contagious.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
One thing I have also found from friends of mine
is that if you do quite a gross sickness, yeah
you know what I mean, If you say you've got
food poisoning and it's all on for young and old,
you know, then people are like, oh god, which, I've
been on the toilettle more than I don't know which
way to face? Yeah, which way? To turn. Yeah, I
love that one.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I find sexual diseases are really good. Oh yeah, so
you say, you know I've woken up and I've got
pussy things all over my face these past just oozing everywhere,
that sort of things.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Very hard to check that. Yes, you know you've had
chlemotia three times this year, Jason, I'm just realizing now now.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
That's Tobey's never had a sexual disease of any form.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh what a legend? Can you add that to the
list three four eight three? By the way, text through
what are your twos? I was just petting himself on
the back head a sexual disease from that?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Passing us around the full.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Steam tix through on three four eight three? What you
do to pull a siki? Any tips, et cetera. And
then I think in the next break, which we are
very quickly moving towards, Oliver go ringing up and calling
in sek.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Well you already sound sick. Yeah, I know that, because
you'll blocked up and your snarls.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
All blocked up. Fellas, I was a good showed you too.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Desire The Hodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
And Kisey is indeed mg MT there on the radio,
hold Arky Big Show, this glorious Monday afternoon. Now we're
talking about how to pull asiki, very crucial art form
to learn. So what we thought we'd do is to
do a bit of a simulation here a fellas, we
think and so what we're going to do is going
(23:11):
to get Keysy to call in and show you how
to pull us Sicky Mogi is the boss.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, you're my partner in the business. Probably I might
need you on this, I might not. Well see how
we go.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, yeah, so let's have a go and see see
what happens.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Okay, he's there now, fellas. Okay, can you do the
ringing noise please? Peg son like just say the phone?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah yeah yeah, ring ring Yeah, another one of those
ring ring? Good a Mike and Jason's Dilly's what can
I do for you?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh? That you?
Speaker 8 (23:43):
Mike is a had told Kezy here?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
How are you going for? Hey?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Kezy mean you're sending him well cheese? You sound bright,
you're sitting really good. What's happening?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Brother?
Speaker 8 (23:54):
That's sorry?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, I just blew what happened? Your voice just changed? Yeah,
it's sorry.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
It must have been a weird line at started. This
is what I normally sound like, to be honest. Man,
You remember yesterday when I came in and I said, oh, have.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
You've seen the flesh cuting delas so I ha ha,
CAZy brother, Sorry mate, hang on.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Yeah, man, they're next to the black ones to the left,
just over there in the corner, fast mate, No worries, mate.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
Uh, I'm glad you guys got that sorted. I showed
them where those were yesterday, but he obviously wasn't listening. Listen, mate,
I'm not calling with good news.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Obviously.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
You guys have been running pretty ragged lately. Was the
work you've been getting me to do. But I think
it's started to take a bit of.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
A toll man.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Yesterday, Remember yesterday I was starting to come down with
something to remember that.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Oh yeah, I do remember your banging on about something.
They yeah, is it?
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Yeah, it's turned to something pretty bad, mate. I think
it's a bit of a flu. I've got like a
bubble blocked up. I'm gonna man, and my subby's a
bit dodgy as well, and my expers flaring up. So
she's all go down here in CAZy.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Town, you know, what I mean. Yeah, I don't really
know what you made, man, but it sounds like you're sick.
Are you sick?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty buddy sick man if
I want to uh, I hate to let you down.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You know.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
I love working at Mike and Jason's Dilley's. I just
I just don't think I'm able to come in today.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Man. Look, I'll tell you what, man, I can't find them. Okay,
did you say next to the black Dallas hang on
a CAZy?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Sorry man, Yeah, the next to the black one, the
really big box.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
You see the big boxes? Oh yeah, what a? The
white ones are in the small box. I want the
white ones. I just want the flesh color. You're black,
you know.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
See. Sorry CAZy man. By the way, with the plenty
euse CAZy, I'm just on the phone.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Or maybe look, Keyzy Man, absolutely nowhere is that all
you have been working? Your absolute gaps out. You know
we've seen it to your time and time. Oh maybe
we don't say enough, mate, but you are the best
dildo testa we have ever had.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
The Hillarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
In four on Radio Holarky.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yes, indeed, Lincoln Park. They're on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirty six. Now,
the observant of you will know. Over the last couple
of weeks we've been running this competition Radio Honaki.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Would you rather Helly Fishing or Helly Gold.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Let's find out what this crazy New Zealander would choose?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yes, indeed, and we've reached the time to pick a winner. Basically,
fell us, what do they win? Keysy?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yes, well the winner who we are about to call.
So if you've got yourself in the draw, actually your
phone is on right now. They have to choose, thanks
to our mates at Helli trans Helicopters, whether they would
like to take themselves and three of their friends Helly
golfing at Moody Way Golf Links with golf carts, green fees,
food and beers included, or Helly Fishing off great barrier
(27:17):
with all the gear included to bring home the big one. Wow? Good,
how good?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Let's give her winner a call?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Feellows love this stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
This is why I do radio. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Morning. I hope they answer.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Man, he's a massive gate between the rings, doesn't sound wow.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
He hung up. He is not happy. I tried again.
Give it another go.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Because it's probably a private number. He thinks that's the
I d Have you.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Tried pushing the digits? I'll try that this time. The
number right, that's the number. The numbering again? Here we go?
Come on?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Good is this?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Tim?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Is it? You good? A?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Tim ands Old Hordy, j Moogie and Kezy from the radio,
Hold key big show.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Hell's the Monday treating you? Pretty good? Mate? Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I think it might even get beat out.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You nearly lost at all? The man when you hang
up on us, you're made baster. Yeah, I reckon?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Tell me Tim, what do you do for a christ mate?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Designer? Good stuff? Now? So you do it? Tell me Chris.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
If you had a choice between helly, what did I say? Tim?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Tell me tell you Tim?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
If you had a choice between helly fishing and helly golf?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
What would you choose? It'll be fishing all day? Yeah,
because they couldn't.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
News for you, Tim, You and three mates are going
helly fishy?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You little.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
How good you have you got?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Three?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
You makee seals lined up? Man? Your mate Chris.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Exactly, Chris here no, No, we'll we'll excuse a couple
on short.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Look, if you're running short on friends made old houghdy
j I mean, I'm I mean, I'm here, mate, I
mean if you need to fill in a gap or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
God give we take prices off people, all right?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Okay, Tom, you're wrong there, man, he'd never fit under
the sleet with that honkery.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Uh tell me, Tim, you love your fishing? Do you
do a bit of fishing?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
A bit of fishing on you?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Mate? Where you go on the golf there?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Whereabouts?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, you're on the golf and out of the Ordoman
Islands there, so experienced, beautiful mate looking forward to him.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, well, I tell you what, make congratulations on winning that,
have a have a great time and maybe send us
some snapper filets to the old hoaky studio. How do
you feel about that?
Speaker 8 (29:57):
Sure you can do?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Good on mate?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Well, I'm gonna pass you over to while pazzad and
studio being you'll look after your good luck fells? Thanks mate?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah? Good? Why does good? He's already won?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Well, I just mean a gym.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Suit his fishing fish?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, teching some fish there.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
And one said, of course, a big thank you to
Holli Trans Hally Copters for making this whole thing possible.
If that sounds like a bit of you, you can
always get in touch with Hallie Trans and sort the
very same trip for you and all your mates as well.
Good which is blood?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Would you guys be keen on that? Actually, I'd be
very I want to be cool the golf, yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I don't want to do the fishing.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
No, I mean the fishing.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
The hold Achuy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kis.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
The exponents here on the radio, Hold Donkey Big Show
this Monday after noon. The time is five fifty six. Incidentally,
fellas I was remiss of me not to remember this.
I just when I say thank you to all the
people that wish me happy birthday on the Instagram, They're
very much appreciated. All right, thank you now listen coming
up after six o'clock as always, what's for teen news
(31:04):
land with me? So text us now on three four
eight three years.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
It's going to say text us on three four eight
three what you are having for dinner?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Say your name as well. Give me a little shout
out and you'll be one of the first people in
New Zealand to get yourself from the drawer for the
all new Twoy prize packs. Oh nice, of course, Twoy
the main sponsor of our show now, which is bloody rip.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Are we going to specify what that prize pack? Is
it some stage or we're going to keep it a mystery?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
It's a mystery. Pugs An basically throws together a whole
heap of two goods and Hurdarchy goods.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Actually, there's a lot of that stuff out there right now.
Looks bloody great, it does. Jason, I'm wearing one of
their caps. In fact, you.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Are three four eight three. What are you having for tea?
Include your name and you could be winning one as well.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Beautiful the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy Tune in week days at four on Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Welcome back to your massive bank bones. Hope Monday's treating
you really well. You're listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Toy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, we'll
think of something else.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Whybe we go to something like that or maybe we'll whistle. Yeah,
I think something will.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Come naturally, you know it will come organically. Yes, we'll
just be patient with it.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
It'll come, of course Tooey's iconic Year Right campaign. It
is officially back from today. All around New Zealand you
will start seeing the return of the two year right billboards.
We could all do with a laugh. And people did
say that so he couldn't run its year Right campaign
in this day and age to that, we say, ye're right,
(32:47):
that's true. Yeah, man's true.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Now in the podcast outro today, well, it's a little
chit chat we have before the show starts. Basically, that's
basically what it is. We were going to talk about
our weekends and then Mogi forbade it. We shut it down.
He just want to know, and I was fine, I
have to tell everyone about my weekend, and it just
shut me down.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I haven't heard about it, gacid because Mike has this
thing where he doesn't like people ask him how his
weak ed was. Yeah, and then we go into it
in great detail on the podcast. And also when you're.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
When you've been on holidays, like you go away for
the holiday at the end of the year and you
come back and what I don't like is that I
don't mind getting asked what I don't like is getting
ask fifteen times in three hours as you sort of
work your way around the office. Sure, I'd just like
to say at once and be done with it, just
having like a group meeting and holiday there it is,
(33:40):
you've see it at once, because otherwise I find that
the memory gets tarnished by having to bang on about
it so much.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
You should like release a press release saying hey, Mogi's
back press release.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
He steamed keysy.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
A press release. Hey here, don't even worry about that.
I was about to spend. Here is a clip of
today's podcast outro. It's called flash cards, So I do
about twenty minute study. Yeah, well you're a back monkeys,
which is most mostly just flipping through flash cards. My
wife won't use them mommy, though, what I was like,
can you just can you know? I want you to
(34:15):
read to your multi flash cards to me while I'm
having to go at myself.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Jason, why you should try changing up a bit?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
You remember, Mike, you know, stay in there. Call Chris Doug,
good lord. It's very in appropriate. This whole show has
been very inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
It you've been shocking today.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Actually, no, I'd say, Jace, a call you made it
about ten past five is probably.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
The grosser absolute. In fact, we're anticipating complaints.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You know what you should do tonight is you should
go home and stew hard out and borry.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Yeah, if they know people can play, what do you do?
You know?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
You just lose your job and you go home and
you sit on the couch fishing.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
I'll be there thinking, man, here goes my hero. Ye're true,
that's the name of the song.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Hey, hey, what's your teenius? Get on three four eight three?
Text us?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Let us know a lot of texts coming And already
people on those new two y prize packs.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Thele Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Cake there on the radio, holdankee Big show this Monday evening.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
But right now it's time for are you hey?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Text here from Steve what's sews Zealand with me? Ky? Hey?
This is a great segment, by the way, isn't it?
Welcome everyone? It's basically a segment were you text through
on three four eight three? Yes, and tell us what
you're having for dinner? I read it out and then
(35:47):
Jason Mike lay into it. Get a fellas, John here
Oh my god, too good. Yes, toasted sandwich, cheese onions?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Oh nice? Hell you cheese onion in spaghetti. That's good
eating back that.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Cheese and spaghetti, but an onion.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
No, well, it's spaghetti and cheese and onion. He's said
it around the wrong way. Cheese and onion and spaghetti
sounds weird. But if you've got cheesey spaghetti, which you
can get in a cannon, I mean I wouldn't, but.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You can sure get a here. Billsie here Malone, Yeah,
Billsie Malone, brother of Bugsy Malone, NBA player. Tonight, I'm
having chicken and beef with a little emoji of like
a guy who's sweating. Oh right, So I don't know
what that means, chicken and beef, just.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
At his heart's going to be really pounding in his
chest because he's getting all that protein.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
That's right. Good on your Billsie, Hey Feller, is Mike here?
Oh hey, Mike Minogue? Is that? Yeah? It's Mike Minogue.
What am I having tonight? I'm having mince and spicy
raps to do that is what you'd say? Bullshit that mint?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Why does he why does he phrase it mince and
spicy raps. Is the mince in the spicy rap or
separate from.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
That's a good point, Chase. Yeah, I don't know, because
I don't remember seending that text at all. Yeah, yeah,
like I would say, ask him. Look, I'm beginning to wonder. Man, Hey, fellas,
Johnny here too, good, Bruff Johnny, be good, Johnny be good.
That's right, Chuck Berry, get a Johnny. I'm on dad's phone.
(37:36):
We are having bolonnaise love the listening to the Big Show.
That's from Johnny, Johnny and mad Dog. It's a nice text.
Spag bowl e.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
What about get a fella's Cormick Hereck McCarthy, Yes, yeah,
actor writer, No Country and amongst others.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh my god, and the road. I've read too of
his book to petition Cajun Chuck on the barbecue to
kick off the week.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Cheers, there's got that funny you do a great impression,
CAZy of someone with a Cajun exit from right.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah you do too, cajun. Yeah, yeah, uh, we were gone.
We're going head down to buy you really good. We're
going head down to buy you get some craw fish.
Isn't that Cajun? Yeah, that's Cajun. Is that Caju? There's Cajun,
but you got to do it as a chicken because
it's a Cajun chicken. Right back back, back back, bar
(38:36):
Is that racist? Well certainly, oh, I certainly walk in
a line. Well, hang on you getting back.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
He actually made a very good point too, Fellas, in
which we'll need to touch on this week. It's barbecue season,
the old Barbie's coming back, the sun's out, the days
the longer. Crack open the Barbie, I.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Say, cracking open all the rat poos and stuff and
it's sealed shut. Crack it open, Crack it open, man,
cracker one last one, I fellas. Yeah, this one's from
Mark Goodman. Oh my god, Mark Goodman. Yeah, Muscle Fritter,
no battered snapper. Oh washing it down with a cold
(39:18):
Tilly responsibly.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Take takeaways obviously.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah that's good eating. Yeah, good eating the whole achy.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy As.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
I always say, you can never have too much Tom
Petty Fellers, but it's never a bit of TV chat.
Speaker 11 (39:37):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah, that's how
we celebrate TV. So good on Friday night, I watched
a whole movie from start to finish. Great South Mates,
(39:59):
No biggie, no biggy, cheezy, don't worry about that's an achievement, mate.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
It was on Apple TV and it's called Wolves, Wolves,
and it's got Brad Pitt and George Clooney in it.
Oh they play cleaners, you know, like something goes bad
and then they go in there and clean it up. Oh,
like the wolf from Pop Like Wolves, you see what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Smart And.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
It was a three star movie. Fine, totally fine, and
you just watch it there. It's great watch seeing them
but like you know, the charming, charming ish Apple TV
sort of half an hour is in this room sort
of sorting out whatever has happened. Once they get out
(40:43):
and about it sort of gets a bit more interesting.
But yeah, I would have liked them to have a
little bit more to do. But yeah, perfectly fine. It
received a four minute standing ovation at the Venice Film
Festival where at premiered, right, so it just goes to
show what a lot of bullshit standing innovations are at
those feats.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
A movie we went to recently had a twenty minute
one apparently, and we all left afterwards going that was garbage.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Sure, yeah, so there's that and yeah, but you know,
if you've got nothing else on, you will watch it
and you will not be unhappy.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
It is a solid three star movie.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Okay, it sounds like, yeah, classic sort of set back
and relax and don't think too much kind of watching.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Sure, that could be worse. I love Bread pitt Man. Yeah,
I love him too, he's allegiend.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
Now.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I had two people recommend to me this particular show.
One was my daughter and her partner, and the other
was my brother, and they both said, oh, are you
watching this at the moment? It's really good?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
And I went, what's that?
Speaker 3 (41:42):
And it was The Menindez Brothers, And I just went, okay,
well I've had two recommendations. I'll check it out. It
was terrible.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, what's it all? Netflex and it was like, is
it called monsters? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
The monsters? Yeah, about two brothers that basically kill the
appearance true story.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Really enjoys it. Yeah, But the weird thing it was
like a.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
It was kind of like a Hollywood over the top
camp right, sort of a B grade soap opera.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I mean the story is interestingly interesting enough, but the
actual way that they've filmed it and stuff, Like my
wife and I were going, is this really terrible?
Speaker 4 (42:27):
We were discussing it on se with someone who said
that they like the soundtrack because there's a lot of
Milli Vanilla in them. The first episode is called Blame
It on the Rain, but that it's it's storytelling missus
the mark.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yes, and it's very over the top and the two
character main characters. You're going, it just feels fake, right,
it feels fake?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
So one buzzy out of five for Hoody j for
the Minindis Brothers.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
That wasn't all the monsters? Oh yeah, three busy Sorry,
I said stars, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the final
episode of Madame, the New Zealand sitcom that Mogi was in.
An episode featuring a Uei boom stressed me out. I
thought it was going to end with the resolution of
the stressfulness, but it ended on a stressful cliffhanger and steps.
(43:17):
It was extra stressful, and my wife and I were like, ah,
instead of I'll be like wait, wait, wait, It'll be
worth it in the end. It'll be a happy ending.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
A ah.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
And then there wasn't right season. They're very much sitting
up a second season, which is great.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Do you do you and your wife want to have
sessions with old Hoodie Jay about managing your stress because
you seem to get very stressed about TV shows.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
How what would you recommend just getting on the darts
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Well, I mean come in to my place, we'll have
a chat.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
No, I'm all good. The record tours.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
This is a change the hood Archy Big Show with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
She heard there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show
this Monday evening. Now have you guys heard about the
Barefoot Ultra Marathon?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Who hasn't? Yeah? Man, I mean it sounds like my
worst nightmare. My absolute limit of running is three and
a half k, right, and that's with shoes on orthopedic slippers.
Oh here's the thing though, I love the marathons really.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
You know, with the spring coming, I've been getting back
into my shuttle sprints and stuff like that. Murky im
been doing starting off light with the old running for
a springtime of fifteen twenty k sort of every second day,
right right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's just that Shattle Sprints is a completely different type
of fitness. Yeah, I do completely incorrect.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
I do the shuttle sprints in between the fifteen twenty
k is. So I'll do fifteen to twenty k on
the Monday, and then I'll do the shuttle sprints on
the Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Why are you doing shuttle sprints because that's like you're
prepping to play basketball or netple or touch rugby or so.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Just getting my twitch fibers working properly.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Oh that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where have
you heard that phrase? By the way, the Barefoot Ultra
Marathon officially returning. It is proudly brought to you by
fault Line. Unfortunately, guys, we can't participate in this, can
we know?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
I can't because my orthopedic running shoes haven't arrived right
and by the time this is on, it's just it's
just not going to work out.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
You should be able to rock them in your slippers.
I think, yeah, yeah, they're pretty hard wearing. I mean,
I saw you take that massive fall and incredibly somehow
you landed in the dog and sorry, I landed in
a dog position position a dog there was no dog there.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
But you know, those are very hard wearing slippers, and
I look at the.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Heel on those keys in there. I've got one of
those on one of my legs, one of my shoes
from my left leg because it's a bit shorter than
the other. And it's a serious soul on that.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
The hush puppies, Yeah, yeah, they're really thick, the bloody beautiful.
I would love to.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
I can't do it because i've got a I've got
three crushed vertebrae and my lower spine, so I can't run.
Oh well, that's a true true story. And I would
love to because the thought of running forty two k's,
I mean, what's ultra it's even fit than that one?
And forty two k's, well, I don't know if it's
that much.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
And I'll tell you what. I'd love to you too,
but I can't at the moment because actually, just on
those shuttle sprints, I blew out an ass cheek on
one of them, so that's what it's just flapping at
the moment, So that'll take some recuperation.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Whose ass cheek was it?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
My ass cheeck?
Speaker 2 (46:25):
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(46:47):
whole Archy bi show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy. Well,
there you go.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Your mad Bo says, that's Monday over in Darnmouth, just
Tuesday to contend with. Now, Maggie, what's your plans tonight?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (47:07):
I'll probably go home, have a little bit of dinner
with the Farno there and watch something Gone Telly, something
like that.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah. Nice, a chill one tonight. And that was daylight savings,
isn't it is? It's gonna be a little bit lighter
a little bit later, Keysy. So I thought it was
daylight shaving as daylight shavings because you were saying you
shave off, you shave off.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
A little bit of the darkness at the start of
the day, place with a little bit of light.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
At the end of the day.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Right, Yeah, nice? What do you like Toke's a bit
of netball?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Jace, there's no knickball going tonight. I'll go home at it.
My wife is making spicy Porkmant's noodles and we'll watch
Celebrity Treasure Island together. Me and she's going to go
a bit early and I'm going to go on line
with Pugsun and have a little glass of port.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah nice.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
What is it that you two sickos get up to
because you've got an only fans page together?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Is that right? And that's what you're doing every night there? Yah,
that's all. You've got some kind of a den or
a dungeon going, That's right. It's basically pugsn Well, you
know his reputation, but I'm trying to proceed.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
You're trying to ride the coattails of a dog and
it's just that he's rubbing off on me.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah sure, just say that.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Hey, just on there by the way, Keysy, when you
go home tonight, get your wife to put a bit
of ointment on your knees there because you have after
your fall there on the steps, all.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Right, And anyone that has no idea what Jason he fell.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
On the steps today wearing his massive Worth pedic slippers
And I just want you to make sure you don't
give them in fiction.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
That's all. I'll put some the pantheron on it.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
You're good.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Listen tonight's podcast, by the way, if you need any
update on any of these references. Sure comes out at
seven thirty six, Your big show. What are you doing tonight, Jason?
Just when you're ready, man, Just chilling out.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
My wife's going out to dinner with her mates, so
just hang out with my daughter much a bit of TV,
chill out and go to bed.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Nice man. Yeah, thanks me. This way to do it, man.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Thanks for listening to the show. By the way, make
sure you check out our podcasts and our Instagram account.
There's a lot going on there till tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
See you later. Bye,
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