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November 3, 2025 53 mins

On today's show, Jase is back on the acting horse, Mike's sore from the marathon and Keyzie will die for the boogie.

TIME STAMP COLLECTOR:
(00:00) Intro: A Lovely Vibe!
(03:28) THE BIG POLL 
(08:49) Your thoughts?
(13:18) SPORT ROUNDUP
(18:20) What's On Telly?
(22:51) Intro: Jase's big order
(24:55) The new role
(29:48) The big race
(34:19) BEERFEST BABY
(38:28) Big Poll Update
(39:23) Intro: The RE Burger movie
(41:36) Acting Chat with the Jizz
(46:46) On the chase!
(50:32) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(53:11) CYA

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hose.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
This is big, big show, really big. Jason Hoiz might
know and.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Give out your mad Barsard's great to have your company
on this absolutely magnificent Monday afternoon. It is the third
of November twenty twenty five, and you, my friends, as
always listening to the big show, brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
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Speaker 3 (00:35):
Burger short and sweet. Speaking of which, gooda Maggie au
Stallion good a Hordyies.

Speaker 6 (00:43):
Bought your mad dog, your sex son of a bee. Jeez,
you're looking good man. Look so you got some son
over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
A little bit of sun mate. It was a beauty.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I don't know if you guys not. It's a beauty.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I think springs finally a right wrung, hasn't it.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
You please finish the word beautiful. You just studiful. Thank you?
You started it twice.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yes, a bit of time out in the garden, maki. Yeah,
you know, a bit of time outside. Wore shorts for
three days in a row, as I was telling you, Yeah, yeah,
a bit of a tan on the old weathered pins.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Bearing in a few cat steamers.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, bearing a few cat steamers.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
How about you?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Oh mate, I'm fizzed up as I was telling you
guys on the podcast outro, no booze for Kezi over
the weekend mad a conscious effort just to have a
quiet one at home, you know, lovely with the wife.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
No what, no, don't I year.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm just saying that sounds lovely, Kezy.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
We did some gardening. We went on about four or
five walks.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh my god, heaven. Yeah, thank you now you're talking
my language.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
We made some delicious meals and we watched a movie
as well.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
So you're a lovely week A bit.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Of property as well, did your keez?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I wasn't looking at any property, okay, unfortunately, Jason, though,
you are looking really great.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, thanks man, you're looking you. Thanks mate.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
What's happening on the big show with old Mogi.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Well, geez, she's a hell of a show we've got
for ourselves today, ladies and gentlemen. Jakes, you've got a
huge acting gig coming up. I do yes, And you've
been spending the entire weekend learning your lines, and you've
come to a realization that there's something wrong with your
brain now, which is devastating. We'll also be talking about

(02:25):
a role that Jason's got for Keysy, and we'll be
discussing whether it's okay to stand in the seated section
of a concert.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'll just correct you there, Moy, just in the sense
I've got a role for Keysy's wife.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Right, okay, it's just that you're not her agent.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
We'll be shortly though, three four three.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
By the way, standing in the seated area of a concert?
Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's getting up you know.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, here's the killers.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
The hold ks you Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yes, indeed, the white stripes there on the radio Hadarky
Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes
past four o'clock. But right now it's time.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
For big Pole. And the question on everyone's lips is.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
I can't remember it is dancing in the seated section
of a concert?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yes or no?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Okay? Dancing yeah, yeah, I just wanted to make sure
that's what it was. That's what I thought it was,
but I wasn't certain.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yes, So my opinion on this one is the moment
you try and if you were anti dancing in a
seated area, the moment you are trying to not let
people dance at a concert doesn't matter where they standing. Yeah,
you're defeating the whole purpose of being there.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, that's right.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
And I was massively hungover over the weekend and I
was in a pretty deep scroll hole and suddenly came
up on one of the reels there, and it was
a woman dancing at a concert over in Australia, and
people that were seated behind her, yes, throwing things at her,
like pretty fairly middle aged white people fume minute this

(04:13):
woman for dancing at a concert where music was being played.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Look, my personal opinion of it is it doesn't bother me,
you know what I mean. But I've reached the tragic
point in my life where I used to like a
boogie fellas, I don't mind admitting it and going to
a concert. I used to cut loose and pull some shapes,
but these days I cannot overcome the mental hurdle and
barrier of dancing just for the sake of dancing.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I used to have to have a few beersies, you know.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
What I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
If I haven't done that.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
There's just no way I'm doing it. But other people
dancing in front of me is like, okay, well it's
a concept. People want to dance and they get moved
by the music. If you're affected or offended by that,
get your ass out of there.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yeah, with the thing about Lizzo, if you want to dance,
you should get down on the floor and do it
with the people that are standing up, because.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
You know, if I'm bought though, and I've am at
the point.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Of my life, we're actually by seated because I can't
be bothered standing up for the length of time that
it goes for, then it's one hundred percent what I does.
I'd rather sit down and just enjoy the music, and
I don't need some like as you say, someone who's
got a few beers in them stand up in front
of me. Can't dance blocking my view of the content
and come here to watch you're drunk dancing?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Sorry, yeah, no, no, you haven't. I take your point.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Can I make a controversial observation?

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yes? You always do off here, so you may as
well do one on here.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Can you get the racism button? Really here?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
That's not a button that's all about it?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Is there scenario I've somewhat this is what I've noticed.
Someone doing a dance in the seated area tends to
be predominantly warming alert racism, do.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
It's generally I'm being general here, not the fellows booging.
I always wanted a woman to get excited and you, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Want to have a bit of a boogie.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
I think the rule is it's sort of an unwritten
rule because this is like, for example, when I was
at Billy Joel and I was in the seated section.
To be honest, the whole concert was seated section. I
don't think there was a standing area for Billy Joel
just based on them, and the people in front of
us stood up for let's just say one of his bangers,

(06:39):
which one to choose, River of Dreams? Right, that came
on that everyone got on their feet, and if you
were standing behind us, sitting behind someone who did stand up,
you then just stand up as well. And it's like, oh,
it looks like we're standing up for this one.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
And you go with the flow.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
If you're in a concert and you're getting pissed off
and you're throwing and you want to sit there and
watch the music, and no one's allowed to stand up.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
You shouldn't have even left the house man year men,
Well that's what I think anyway.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
But I also take Mogi's point is that he wants
to be comfortable and enjoy it in peace and quiet
concept and not have people standing up and making spectacles
of themselves.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, you can always go over it.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
If you want to dance, you can always go over
and stand over. There's normally like a fire escape area,
you know, the steers. We can stand over there. It
doesn't have to be in front of all the people.
We can do it in the aisle or somewhere else. So, man,
this is a good tune. I'm just going to take
myself away to the corner and have a bit. Absolutely,
you're ruining other people's experiences to screw it's.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Such a bad Go on the Instagram and have your
say news yet and also text us three four eight
three let us know your views in the meantime.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
He's an epic. He's an epic one. AHM cool. So
if you want to make a call Guns.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Roses the whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Hold It Guns Roses there on the radio Hodarky Big
Show this Monday afternoon a time twenty five minutes past
four o'clock. Now the big pole question today, dancing in
the seated section of a concert?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yes or no?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
That's right, Mogi.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
You brought this one up and you are firmly in
the camp of everyone should be seated and if they
want to dance, they should move themselves to a private area,
maybe a fire exit or the what are they.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Called the aisles? Stay is there?

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Well, I do think there is an area for people
who like to stand up, like there's a whole area
for that. So if you want to stand up, you
can go into that area that is there for that.
The place that has the seat, that's for the sitting
you have to sit. That's for the sitting. If you
don't like it, that's fine. There's another area for you.
It's called the standing section, right, and you can dance

(08:53):
in the standing section, but you can't be annoyed when
you're in the sitting section and you start dancing and
people aren't happy with you about it.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
That's an interesting one, isn't it, Because that right there
makes me think, Man, I can't wait to go to
a concert with Mogi.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
He sounds like a whole Moggi.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Back in the day, you and I were always in
the moshi Mate. We were having a you know, a
bit of a dancer.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
But that's the thing like back in the day, like
if I wanted to have a dance, you know where
I went to the front, I went to the standing section. Yes,
so I could have a dance. I didn't think to myself, Man,
I can't wait for a dance. Going to get myself
some seedar tickets.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
To this bursten?

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, what about a filest to go into the moshy
area and so get.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Especially with that.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
No, for I was to go into the moshi area
and sit up a seat, yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, people will be loving that.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Well, I think I think it's funny. No know, what
the hell's this guy doing with a seat? Well, like
if someone like you, k what do you mean someone
like me? Man, play the races?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
No, I got up in front of me to dance
in the seed of the area. You got quite a
big caboose, you know what I mean, You're quite a unit.
It'll be blocking my entire view. You're ruining my enjoyment.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
On it with your just so that you can have
your fun about other people's fund Keezy.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Well, obviously in that situation, and I just say, Kesy.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
You're a shock, You're terrible man.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Can I just say, even though you just said obviously,
in that situation, Jason, I'm standing in front of you,
I've got my massive dump truck and that's ruining your
enjoyment because even if you stand on the seat, you
still can't see over me. Like So in that situation,
one hundred percent, I would my dump truck and I
would go to the island dance there. Yeah, but in
a regular situation with a regular person behind me, I

(10:38):
think it's fine and dancing should be encouraged no matter
where you are.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Hey, you've got Luca on the line.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Get a looky and Mayor Bassett, how's life?

Speaker 7 (10:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Good? Thanks? Fellows?

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Who are you?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Good? Thanks?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Mate? What's your view on this controversial topic?

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Oh mate, Well, I went to Queen with Adam Lambert
when they came many years ago into Wellington. Right, I'm
all seating, everyone's seating, and you know, behave myself until
bow rep came on in the end and tried to
stand up in some old shock and bastards like mo
you started yelling at me.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah see, and how did that make you feel, Luke?
Because it's one of the greatest songs of all time.
Of course you want to dance to it.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
Oh, I paid two hundred and fifty bucks for a ticket.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I want to dance.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah, and that's what you should have got, the standing
section you can down, no standing it was all.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, that's that's a good point.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
A lot of those concerts, especially are like older bands
that there is no standing area, so everyone has to sit.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Mogi. Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Well, if it's a place where it's entirely seated, then
I would revisit. I'd revisit my opinion, because there's no
place to dance, and that's not right.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, that's when there is.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
A place for dancers and a place for sitters. Yeah,
those rules would be respected, and you can't flip flop
between the two. Well I don't think you should. Yeah, right,
I think as you say, right there, he's played two
hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, and so have all the people around him.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Yeah, so he two hundred and fifty bucks has got
more value than anybody else around him.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
You're a shocking back.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, come on, luc think of other people, mate, your
mad bassard.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
You're right, champions.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Look, you got yourself fifty reburg about you man, Thanks
for contributing, all right?

Speaker 7 (12:06):
Oh, cheers, cheers fellows.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Mate, you on you god, you know what you should
move to the North Korea. I reckon It's that we're
running in a similar situation up there.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Jesus, racist shit is okay?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Tune in four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Cool There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is four thirty nine. Now. There was a
bit of sporting action over the weekend, feel us, it's
him a bit of sport chat.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
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Speaker 1 (12:46):
Rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Rap shuttle cock shuttle cock fur.

Speaker 8 (12:53):
Run there.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Let's start off with the cricket, your mayor, Bars, it's
the Fellow a clean sweep of the series threes up
against England, but the final match by the heirs of
their Chinny chin Chin make.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
It absolutely was.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
I was fortunate enough to be commentating with the ACC
and every one of us to a man was hangover
and in pieces from their activities the day before, just
really praying for an early mark, to be honest with you,
and we look like we're going to get it with
England sort of around about forty odd for five be course,
then there was a where felt cocker hope when harry

(13:29):
Brook was gone. Yes, for not much at all, but
of course it was a traditional reguard action managing to
claw their way to two hundred and twenty two after
about forty overs. Yes, and then a similar thing happened.
We managed to get there in the end sort of
regular wickets fell, but yeah, England were garbage. I actually
wondered whether they were deliberately putting themselves under pressure to

(13:51):
give them itselves experience on how to crawl out of it.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Right.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Yes, given the fact that they're going over to Australia
for the ashes.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I thought, Rachland god awful.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Wretch and look pretty good.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yes, and you know there's some encouraging signs and the
bowling stocks with folks folk folks, folks is great. He's
a great and he's got a really crazy. Yeah, didn't
get in quite a few wickets. Overton for England did
pretty well. He kind of saved their asses in both games.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Three scores of forty plus.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yes, and but yeah, kind of a disappointing England three zip.
The All Blacks v. Island, which we touched on in
the podcast, so we won't bang on too much, an
absolute bloody debarcle of a match, massive setting. It was
in Chicago. There sixty eight thousand people. People were fizzing
for it and it was a debacle.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Horrendous advertisement for the game. The people that were organized
and it should be ashamed of themselves. Last twenty got good, Yes,
and I don't mind us, you know, losing the other
Island we're playing.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
We're playing really well. Haven't played a lot of rugby lately,
but that.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Redcard and just referee and you know, I think their
first half took fifty five or fifty six minutes or
something ridiculous. So yeah, in terms of an ambroisement for
the game, she was a shocker.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Do you reckon it's getting better? Because I feel like
we've been saying this for a while. Yeah, they still
need to figure a few things out.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
This particular match was a real shocker because they had
technical issues. They didn't know how what the setup was CRIC.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
You know what they needed. They needed to pugs. They're
sitting it all up.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Yeah they did.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, pro Yeah, he would have got there and it
would have worked like a well orded machine. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Also the Kiwis against Tonga.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Absolute hiding forty to twelve, forty to fourteen.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
They look great, the Kiwis, they looked great. Toma.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Also when you look at their lineup, they were just
not They just weren't representing well enough for Toma. Like
the fans are so passionate. Their lineup is awesome. So
many top players have defected to their island nations and
they didn't deliver unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
And it was kind of.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Massively overshadowed too by Alicia Kartoor who plays for the Storm,
the best back rower in the NRL.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Just the head knocks, head knock before the game.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
It's warm up. Yeah, he had he was not He
was knock.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Before the game and he still was allowed to play
another head knock And the reason actually pulled him off
the field in the end was because he had he
was bleeding and they couldn't stop bleeding. And then you
see a clip and you read his lips, him saying
to basically his teammates, I'm pretty eft fellers, which it's not.
And he's bleeding from all over his face. He's got
to swollen eyes.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
His eyes, he's got to exploded blood vessel in one
of his eyes.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
And he had a brain bleed. He was suffering seizure
like symptoms. He's had surgery since and I believe a
brain bleed was the reason to Miody Martin, who now
plays for the Warriors, thankfully, but about five years ago
he had to medically retire from the NRL. And that
that is the reality that Alie Cartour could be facing
because they let him play on after that.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
I just don't see how you get knocked out and
then you are allowed to play a game.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
It should be an instant two months off of duty.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
That it really is, and it's a shame because you know,
it was an excellent game, far more exciting than the
All Blacks. And we now play a final Sunday, nausey
for some reason, against some more at six o'clock.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Yeah, and Sunday again is Sunday, Yeah, bloody beautiful. That
was a great time last night. Thoroughly enjoyed it. But yeah,
and thoughts going out to Kator. Yeah, he can't go
back to Australia for another week or so because of
the conditions that he's in.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
But yeah, all the best of that legend.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
The Hurlarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiky.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Tom Petty.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
There on the radio ho Donkey Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is four fifty two. Let's talk TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Didn't watch anything, but I know Kezy has got something
pretty amazing that he wants to talk about today.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
I just don't want to chew up anytime.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh nice, okay nice.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Over the weekend, my wife and I stayed in.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
My turn though go I watched a movie? Was it yesterday?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Then? It was my wife's choice because it was her
turn to choose cool.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Are you going to talk about it?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
It was called Cake with Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
A bit when you heard Jennifer Andison Cake, you were
keen airs.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I wasn't that keen on it, but I went, oh,
well that's what she's chosen, so we'll watch it.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Had a bit of a drunk or something, and then yes.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
And a bit of a drug. Eg.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
She loves it because she loses her son in the
car accident and falls apart and suffers from chronic pain.
But is the pain Mogi physical or is it emotional
pain suffering from.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
And it's kind of, you know, redemption story.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
I hated it, kil I'm glad you went first. How
many buzzies one and a half buzzies out of five?
You watch it on the teeth? Oh my god? Ah,
it's called cake. Yes, so the weekend.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
So there's a particular genre of movie that my wife
really loves and that is based on a true story movies, right,
And so I was like, fine, I'm going to google
the top one hundred ever based on a true story films.
One of the top ones was A Beautiful Mind starring
Russell Crowe. Came out in like two thousand and one
or something. It's like one of those must watch movies.

(19:18):
Everyone's probably seen it.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I had not.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
We watched it in two chunks, one hour Saturday night,
one hour last night, and I offully from the get go.
I'm giving this movie five busies out of five. Have
you guys seen it yet? It is absolutely excellent. The
way that and I'm not gonna spoil it, but the
way that Russell Crowe is dealing with something. In the
first half of the movie, you experience it too as

(19:41):
a viewer. You're just as shocked as he is. And
in the second half of the movie, you know it's
him dealing with it and it's all based on a
true story.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
And the action.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
There's enough action in there, so I didn't get bored.
It's a bit of romance in there, there's you know,
this drama in there. It was seriously the best movie
I've seen in a long time. Holy shit, it's good, guys,
Like I was directed by Ron Howard, Paul Bettany.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Russell Crowe was on a hell of a run there
at the back of Gladiator, and he went into that.
He put on some weight and then I think after
that he might have done the Insider. But yeah, it
is a great, great film. He was dominated again for
Best Actor for that.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
He was nominated, lost out to Denzel Washington and Training Day.
But after watching that, I was like, I forgot how Like,
just classic Ron Howard movies are so I haven't seen,
for example, a Polo thirteen that's the next one we're
gonna watch because I was like Tom Hanks based on
a true story Ron Howard sweet Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, and it is a phenomenal performance from Russell Crows
so good you're reminded actually because he's done some shockers too,
but he's a very good actor.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, and especially younger and hungrier, you know what I mean. Yes,
And that's the thing with Russell Crows.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Now you see him like he's you know, he's in
the stands of the Rabbit O's and he's doing little
comedy bits here and there.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
But holy shit, in his prime he was, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I reckon you and your wife would like cake. We
love cake, you know.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
But the one I was talking on.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
The movie, Yeah, we're all good man. But yeah, five
busies out of five. If you haven't seen a beautiful
mind like me, even though it's like a one that
everyone's seen, watch it.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
What was it on? Keezy?

Speaker 5 (21:12):
I hired it for I rented it for five nine
on Apple TV?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Nice Yeah, yeah, yeah, so big spend yeah, six bucks.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
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Speaker 1 (21:55):
I had this sticky Bishop in the weekend. Sorry you what?
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Speaker 3 (22:06):
And I also and I got a side of fries
side and I also got the Reburger special sauce.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Them in sauce checking you set up?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
No, because it was delivered, Well you.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Got to delivered to your house.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yes, any good? Yes, delicious?

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Was it still hot when you got it?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
It was really hot because it was only just down
the road.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, that was being a really lazy ass.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I said to my wife, Oh, it's just bloody uber it,
shall we and the chips as always? And my wife
even stated, you're actually right about the chips. They're bloody delicious.
Yeah she said that, and she got a some I'm
just a cheese burger, just the standard cheese.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, and she loved it. Yes, yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
He feels it is good stuff. Hey, I've got a
huge hour coming up. Guys, we're trying bloody excited about
Margie wants to chat about the birds.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Also say I'm not happy flag that.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Okay. Also, Jason, you've got my wife a.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Role perfect, it's perfect for her.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Okay, Well let's get into that next, because I'm not
sure how comfortable I am with you're getting my wife roles.
She's not even an actor.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, I think she's got it in the a Kezi
and she's been married to you for how long?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
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Speaker 3 (23:30):
Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past five o'clock.
And an interesting script came across my desk today, Keysy,
and it's called What's Underneath. It's a New Zealand Australian
production and I sort of builled it as the sort
of down under Superman.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Oh wow, okay, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
And it's the basic premise of the story is this
guy works in an accountancy firm and through a series
of events, he discovers that he has these quite unique powers,
you know, and he's your real sort of geeky type,
but he's he's got a really nice heart. And stuff,
and he starts to harness those powers. But anyway, the
reason why I was really interested in that is because

(24:15):
I was reading his sort of love interest for the
main character, right, And she's she also works at the
accountancy firm, and she's your classic sort of massively geeky
sort of looking woman. And here's she's she's she comes
across as uptight and she's got big sort of glasses on,

(24:39):
and you don't you don't really notice who kin, Yeah,
like a lower Lane type, not Lowa Slane, because yeah,
she's hot.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
But then they have.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
They have like what would you call it, a work
social and everyone turns up and she turns up and
it's like, hello.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Mama, what she has like a glow up or something.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, well she dresses up on this outfit and like
literally in the film, the room stops because she is
unbelievably hot.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
Right.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
It's not like a really sexy outfit, is it.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
It's quite a sexy outfit, and she really, you know,
just makes it work. And for some unknown reason, and
I don't know why, And this is sometimes how it
happens with casting. Your wife Simmons just kept popping into
my head and I'm thinking, you know, Keasy's wife would
be perfect for this, you know, the sort of studious,

(25:37):
geeky kind of character who was very good at her work,
made sure everything ran on time and then hello kind
of thing as the sort of love interest. And I
know she's never had, you know, experience as an actor,
but she appears to me to be the sort of
person that could learn very quickly perfect the.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Role, perfect for the role, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
And often the best sectors are those people that have
never acted at all.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yes, right, they just be the role. They just be
the role.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
You know. I can't imagine you're taking it really seriously
because she does you know, or.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
She takes every Yeah, she's very studious.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
She makes sure she works very hard with everything she does.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Okay, the issue we've got here, Jay says, you're meant
to be my agent and you haven't even got me
a role yet, and you're getting my wife roles you know,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I haven't got her the role. I just got her
an audition for them. You've got her an audition, yes,
because I think, as I say, she'd be perfect for
that sort of transfer. And then it, you know, it
sort of heats up as it goes along and they're
romance blossoms. When she discovers because she's not really into
him either, she discovers he's actually the guy that's doing
all these good deeds around the place, right okay, and

(26:43):
she's like, what about And he's kind of geeky looking too,
but also underneath the geekiness pretty hard right Okay, I'm.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Thinking of you, Mogi for that role. I think you'd
be quite good.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Well, hang on, No, of the trouble you've got there
is on hyper masculine and you're saying, what is a
bit geeky?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, that was the only thing actually that stopped.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
And I did mean you could you could get a
team of you know here and makeup and costume to
you know, make me look like I might possibly be
somehow unattractive.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Well, there's this one scene where she stumbles in and
he's getting changed into this outfit and you just see
him and he's cut like a Greek god.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Right, he's got.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Ebbs and picks and he's got the most stunning gutters.
And she is like, hello, hello, you're right, okay, how
are you talking?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Yeah, no, I don't know if I don't know, No,
I don't know. I don't think she. I've just texted her.
She doesn't want to do it. Well, you just texted, Well,
she's listening and she just said, Hey, I'm not interested
in that role at hood you j't no, So thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I'm going to send you the scrap.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
No don't.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I'm going to send you the scrapt No.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Don't, no, no, no don't. Also, you are my agent,
why don't I Why don't you put me forward for
that main character role? And then maybe I can convince
my wife to do it.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
I did think you could pull off the geeky part,
but as I said, he's quite hot.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
And the other problem you've got there is if you
guys are playing opposite each other. Yeah, like fundamentally, you
guys have got no chemistry.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Can I cask you a wife from the movie I'm
making Jason.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
In four on radio.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
That was garbage on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes past five o'clock.
I tell you what, Maggie but sore after yesterday's Pilava
Mate the action there Geez the old muscles are killing me.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
I've got I've got pain and places I didn't know existed. Yes, yeah, yeah,
well what do you guys do well? And we do
this every year, Kezy, we should actually get you along
because I think you'd love it. The Auckland Marathon was on.
Oh yes, of course, the biggest race in New Zealand.
I think almost twenty thousand people do it or something that.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, it's pretty massive, especially when you get good weather
like that. Actually, I don't know if you'd like it
actually because you hate running.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
I would absolutely hate it. Yes, I didn't know you
guys were in to run. Something about being in a
crowd like that cause it lifts you.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
And actually that's the thing is that everyone left everyone.
You know, if you see someone astrolia, you're like, come
on mate, you can do this, and it's people on
the sidelines year and.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
You're on because people are bagging and they'll just sort of,
you know, fall over, absolute exhausted.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Come on, let's go. Yeah, seriously, the amount of people
that ship themselves too, you know runners, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Runners, heard of that and he'd only done.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
The ky Oh really who was that?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I know personally met McClean because he was out there.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
At the moment him so a kilometer into it, he
already had runners.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
But that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Shock and burst. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
It's a it's a great time. With fifteenth time that
Jason and I have done.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
It was it for.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Fifteen years, so they've made us the ambassadors, which was
which was pretty bloody special, I'll tell you what. But yeah,
it's just nice to get out there in deck because
it's the only run I do all year.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yes, I don't train for it.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Well that's crazy, right, just because you're going to run.
You know, it's a hell of a distance and it's
the sort of thing that people train their whole lives for.
You might train all year for a marathon.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I think Mett Heath's been training for it.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah, you don't mind you, Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
My mentality is I like to save my energy, you
know what I mean, just for the one big I
do one big push, which is the Auckland Marathon, right,
and then that's me for the year.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
Just sort of park up for the rest of the
year and just on the couch, just save it up.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, stuck on a vapor in that.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
And So where did you guys, Where did you guys
start from? Where does it start?

Speaker 6 (30:39):
It was over in Devonport. Have you heard of that?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Ackland? So it's on the not on the north shore
of Auckland.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
And then you come you know the Import. Run round,
run round, run in the road there, run around.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Run, Then you get to the bridge, don't you the
Auckland the harbor Bridge, harbor Bridge, and you go run around,
run around.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Well, can I just say that before we go on there?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Mogi We're at the bottom of the Harbor Bridge and
Moogi looked at me and wh what do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Hoody jay? And we just blitzed it up the harbor Bridge.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Just I really, I can't imagine you guys blitzing it
over the harborage.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Right, So you go over the bridge and then we
just to go down to Victoria Park.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
So you go run around and sort of right round
there and then into Victoria Park, right, yeah, that's where
there is, yeah yeah, and then then you go to
go all the way back again.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
So then you go back to Dimport.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
So it's yeah, so it's there and back because it's
thirty k is there about twenty.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Six back and you've also got to go five times
around Victoria Park of course before you head back.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Right, okay, because I was just looking it up because
I could be keen. It says here that it finishes
in Corhea, Madama, like near Mission Bay where Mission Bay.
So like you run right through the city right round
Tamaki drive all the way around to Mission Bay.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh that's what it's called Mission Bay.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Sorry, well hang on, you said you turn around and
around back over the bridge.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Nah, but I see what I say.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Uh that park, Victoria Mission Bay. Yeah, hang on, because
we got an ice cream when we're over there. That's
a jointe.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yes, Yeah, there's an ice cream store by Victoria Park
as well.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
That wasn't that one. No, it wasn't. It wasn't that one.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Did you finish?

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Just hard to know though, because sometimes you get lost,
don't you, Jase, when you're when you're in the front,
Well do you do?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
And actually just on that because I didn't actually tell
you the smoking because we lost each other somewhere along
the way. I stopped at one of the cafes there
and had some brandy sauce chicken livers just to get
me to crass flagging a bit there, Kezy, Right, But
what I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
To figure out.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
So you go over the bridge, you get to Victoria Park,
you did five laps of that. You got an ice cream,
Jason got a chicken liver and then you said you
read back over the bridge.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Ah well? In all fitness, we've been on the Mushies,
ah right.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
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Speaker 3 (32:55):
Faith no more there on the radio, Holderk You been
the show this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight.
Now big news, the Big Show. Fellers are on the
road again down to Beer Dane and on Friday, oh,
Friday morning, we get him down there for the big
festival Fellows and.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
We pumped, frump, pumped, pretty thrilled about it.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Dan and Craft Beer and Food festal it's this Friday
and satdi Some tickets still available Atdnedinbeerfist dot co, dot
z it. As you mentioned, thanks to Emerson's we are
broadcasting live on the Friday our show Ford All seven.
So if you come into the festival that day you
can come see us.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Says.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
There were also pouring beers, A big show beer that
we crafted. Oh yes, because I mean obviously we named it.
We got people to vote and name it. I didn't
realize we crafted it. How did we craft it?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Well?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I crafted?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yeah, there's a bit of hoidy j in there.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah there is. What do you mean, like, you picked
a few flavors, had to.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
The hand to slick the hops, take the hops, and
then you put them in a container, a bucket sort
of thing, and you stomp on them, right, stomp them
out to get all the hops out.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Okay, so you get the hops out of the hot
and then what do you do with the sort of
casing of that.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
That's not my business. I'm the guy that does the stomping.
Give it to the pigs, right, Okay?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
But yeah, no, I put a few special little flavors
in their keysy, what do you put in there? I
want to give them away?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Why not? Because I make people want to come and
taste it.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Let me say it.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
It tastes amazing, right, But I don't want to give
away the special ingredients.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
That's that would be this way? You never guess.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
You wouldn't ever guess, believe me. Oh natural, though, what
do you mean, oh natural, massive, totally organic, right was
the maid?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
That's important?

Speaker 6 (34:45):
It is important that little Kiwi on it that says
buy New Zealand maid. Yeah, it's got one of those
on it, yes, right okay.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
But this ingredient though, because I'm a bit worried about
what it is, is.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
A handhad Is it handmade in most countries?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Right?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
So it's made yeah, hand tuned?

Speaker 6 (35:09):
Right?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Okay, cool, but it's a hazy I p a.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, she's pretty clowdy.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
I mean, I'm I'll probably steer clear of that one
for the weekend, but I'll be pouring them for the
for the punters though.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
In all seriousness, we have had a little temple, haven't
we found us?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
It's bloody beautiful.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
It is good, Jason, it's bloody great and it's available
only from the Dinton Beer Festival. You'll have to come
over and get something from us, yes, which is bloody exciting.
Once again, we're going to be there on the Friday broadcasting. However,
a few of us will also be there on the
Sat Day as well, so if you booked on the
Sat Day, come say good eighty.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Unfortunately I got stuff to do on the Sat Day,
but I'll be there all day Friday, don't you worry
about And we are going to be doing the show
from there, so make sure you get along. Say good
ay to the.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Fellls, Dneedinbeerfist, dot co dot z is still a few tickets left.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Come find us at the Emerson's Tent.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
He's Green Day, the hold King being Shit with Jason,
Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Tune in on.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Radio ac DC there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is five fifty six. Now,
we had a big poll today. Didn't really feel us?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
We certainly did.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Moggi brought it to the four. It was dancing in
the seated section of a concert, yes or no. Mogi
was staunchly in favor of if you have bought in
the seated section, you stay sitting and if you want
to dance, go down to the dancing section. That poll
is up on the Hodocky Big Shows Instagram story as
of right now, and he guesses as to where we're hidden.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
I think seventy percent of people would think it's okay
to dance in the seeded area.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I would say eighty percent.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
I'd like to think it's ninety five percent. Unfortunately it's
only sixty o, so forty percent of New Zealanders don't
like it when other people stand up at a concert
of music and dance for a bit and have a
good time and have a good time at a music concert.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well they you know, they're standing up
and dance, they are having a good time. This is
a communal experience, causing you've got to be considered of
the other people around you.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Shock and behavior man, shocking.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
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Speaker 3 (37:30):
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Speaker 1 (37:33):
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Speaker 4 (37:36):
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Speaker 3 (38:16):
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Speaker 4 (38:22):
Far out those two guys, those two.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Guys, then they're off the chain, as they say, out
of it burst.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
I don't know if they're off the chain. I don't
know if that's quite right.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I'm going to get old Pug sund to cut those
into a CD so I can listen to them at home.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Just we've actually been approached by a big time Hollywood
film producer who wants to turn them into a series
of blockbusters.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
But the rebiggest thing.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, I can imagine, you know, imagine the animated drawings
for those characters.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh my god, they would be so good.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
What we should speak to the fellows at Rebooger about
a whole campaign. It's called Reburger Rebururger, Yeah, and talk
to them about it, because I reckon it'll go all.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Four right, Okay? And then does Pugs get paid for that.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
No, I mean we divvy it up amongst ourselves.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
We get paid.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah, we get paid for ye're key cool. That's a
great idea.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Hey, notice in coming up, as you know, I fel
has got a bit of filming and I'm having a
bit of a nightmare scenario happening at the moment.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Wasn't it learning your lines?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
How many pages of script? Is it?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Five hundreds? Wow?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
But in the meantime he's audio slaves.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
It's an absolute shun. By the way, the.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
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Speaker 3 (39:42):
You two there on the radio, Holdankee Big show this
Monday afternoon. The time it's thirteen minutes past six o'clock.
And as you know, I Fela's have got some filming
coming up, and there's some challenges for old howdy.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Ja Yeah really, yeah, surely you're used to it by
this gifted actor.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Of well, no, it's been a while, kie, he really
since I've done some acting. And this is a big
it's a remake of a classic.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Actually, oh you're like a movie or something.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yeah, have you guys heard of Lady Chatterley's lover yes book.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah, that's a famous book, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
And it's a famous film as well, And they're doing
a sort of remake of that.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Because it was like one of the first mainstream successful
like smutty sort of smutty nifty shades of.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Gray back in the twenties. It was lady Chatter.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
It was a bit sexually explicit and raised and eyebrows,
and it was banned I think for quite a long while.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
It was Yeah, yeah, well, I mean I met there
are some sex scenes.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
What's the general gist of it? What it's about?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Sort of class division? Yeah, and it's about an old
fellery sort of will be a will wheelchair bound. She's
the one in the wheel yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, and
she becomes involved, yeah with the gardener.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Oh right that Mellons Yeah, Oliver, Oliver Mellows.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Yeah play are you playing Mellows?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
I am, well yeah, yeah, And in necessarily I thought
I might be a bit old.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, but then that's what I thought with my screen test.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
That's literally what I'm thinking right now.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
With my screen test.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
They went, oh no, he's still got it. He's got
it right.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
How long's Oliver supposed to be like in the in
the novel, it's like her young lover, right, like I said,
or something, and he's hung like a rogue stallion.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I think that helped me.

Speaker 6 (41:31):
So you're the young you're the younger lover, yeah, Harold.
She then given your age.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
She's about I think about fifty or sixty.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah, right, wow, Yeah, I think she's in essentially.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, and she's yeah yeah, and she still has those
desires that aren't being right for fulfilled.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
But I mean I don't want to get into the
whole sexual side that I've got that down pat, you know,
and we've we've done rehearsals for that sort of thing,
and that can I just say it fizzled, Oh they
have no Fizzled is bad?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Fizzed, sizzled, fizzled right.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Yeah, fizzled out. It's it's sizzled.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
I was steaming.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
A little.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Well, what's your what's your issue?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Then it's the lines, right, you know, And we're doing
a simulation of that, you know, we're kind of doing
the one of the love making scenes and that old
hardy Jay is sort of doing his business and I
mean doing his business, and I wow, there's got to
be a certain realism to it easy, okay, And and

(42:39):
I'd read the lines and so forth, fellas, But on
the in the moment, I just everything just went and
it just went out the door.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I had white noise in my head.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Geezy, I'm hammering away there and there's just white noise.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
So okay, because that's something that happens to new actors
right as your sort of in the moment you know
your lines, then they just disappear out of your head.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Is that what happened to you that?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Well, that's what happened to me back in the day
I talked about I was a machine when it came
to lines. I could look at a scrap, you know,
a scene and moon it in five minutes. Yeah, you
know what I mean. And now it just won't stay
in there, Fellows.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
And there are some bloody beautiful lines here, Jase. I'm
just looking for you up here. You talk of love
as though it was something to think about. It's not
in the head, lass, it's in the skin and in
the breath between us.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Well do you say that?

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah, Oh, that was That's what I was trying to
remember today in the rehearsals.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Damn it.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Ah, So you're kind of too old to be cast
as that character and you can't remember the lines.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, well I'm not too old, you know. I'll be honest.
There's a bit of makeup going on, okay, in order
to sort of smooth me out.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Yeah right, but a plaster.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, man, just to stick it all together.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Well that's the when do you start, Well.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
It starts filming next this week, actually this week on
my first day, Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Far out. Okay, So you've got to commit them to memory.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yes, And I'll be honest, I'm panicking slightly.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
Well, you know, of course. You know some of the
great actors. Marlon Brando, for instance, we've talked about this before.
He had the dummy board, so he had his lines
written in various places so you could just sort of
have it over, you know, dobby board drawing us just
over his shoulder there.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
You can write it on the headboard or something, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah, that's right. Actually, good point, good point.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
I think that'll go down well if you ask for
them out Marlon brand No treatment, I reckon that will work.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
You make me feel like a man again, not a servant,
not a ghost in a gray suit, just a man
with warmth in his blood. Yeah, it's going to feel
a bit gross. Would you say that I reckon.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
The Hdarchy Big Show? Was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Radio David Bowie There on the Radio Darchy Big Show
this Monday evening.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Let's give out some advice for you els.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Really good at gmail dot com to get in touch
with the foot feelers. Meet Patty Nips sixty nine at
gmail dot com. Just in case you couldn't understand it
from that singing, It's a free email address. You're slipping
too there. You ask us a question and if we
answer it, fifty reburgervouchers or yours a free email. It's
a free email.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Can I just reiterate if I've already given you or
read one of yours before you don't get another way?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Get nah ah?

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Now, this is an interesting one, feel as it comes
in from anonymous good ay there desperately needed some advice.
Around two weeks ago, I saw a classic video pop
up on my Instagram feed of a radio announcer being
coerced into eating some potato chips after he had sworn
that he was giving them up. This came in about
a month ago. By the way error the video captured
these events and was uploaded. Laughs were had by all.

(45:53):
I took it upon myself to post a comment on
the video court red honkered, a very low effort play
on the term red handed, and a comment on the
main protagonists knows. This comment has so far reached fifty likes.
I don't even think I have fifty friends in real life,
so this is.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Huge for me. I was then shocked to read a
reply from the account that posted the video asking for
my phone numbers so that they could send me a voucher.
To this date, I am yet to receive a voucher.
My question is this, if this gets read out on
the show, do I get two vouchers? Because my word,
do I love Reburger Cheer is anonymous?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I would argue yes absolutely.

Speaker 6 (46:32):
My argument would be no, because one cancels the other out.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I think no.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Well, but my thinking is he's won them for separate things,
but we like a clever comment, and then for making
the effort on meet Patty Naps sixty nine.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
But Jas, it's very easy for you to sit there
in your ivory tower of Reburger vouchers and just dish
them out. You have no idea what happens once we
say someone's getting voucher.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Can I just say I tried to use one day,
but the weekend it didn't work good enough? No? I
was felthy.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Did it really?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I don't have to pay for it, did you? Yes?
I did?

Speaker 5 (47:03):
You were typing it in right, Yes, because mine's work.
I've used a few times. Mine's worked, no dramas.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I've used it once and it worked.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
This time it didn't. But anyway, getting back to the point, Yeah,
I say give them both?

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Yeah, right, what do you think megie?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I mean, look, I absolutely can.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
I'm happy to say give them, give them too, because
he won't receive either.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, give the one hundred. He's he's not getting one
lead alone. Two? Can I just say too?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
I think I know the person he's referring to when he,
you know, talks about the honker and the chip eating. Yeah,
you know, and I know it's probably me. And I'll
take it on the chin and say good luck to you, sir.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Right, okay, I mean pugs.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Pugs.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
I mean, because you're the one that's in charge of
sort of good Amen. Did you come in on the
Instagram video and say, hey, what's your phone number?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I'm going to send you some chips Yeah, Reburg about you?
Sorry chips man? Yeah right, okay, so what happened did
you send it? Well?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Obviously not.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Come on, Parks, that is not good. Got a bloody
standard to uphold.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Here, Anonymous can have one because I don't like being criticized.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
That's true, even when it's justified.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Exactly, I think everyone's especially when it's justified.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Jas everyone's got a one voucher limit, right, that's bullshit.
So we'll double check it and we'll send out a
voucher if he's not one one before?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Is it sounded right to everyone?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
God almighty? What have we become?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
What the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarkys Here on.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
The Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This beautiful Monday afternoon. And
you know, fellows, I can't help but look at days
like this and think golf weather. Yeah, and with that
in mind, we have an amazing event that's coming up.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Have you heard of Chasing the Fox? I have heard
of it?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
And is it an event with the one and only
Ryan Fop. I've heard of it, son of Grant Fox.
He's a I mean not Grant Fox. But Ryan Fox
is a gun golfer and it's all these other golfers
trying to beat them.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Jason, we've heard of it.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Literally. Well, it's just bringing it up because I'm looking
outside thinking, God, that'll be a great day for Chasing
the Fox.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
So you think you know he's about Chasing the Fox.
But I bet you didn't even know that it was
brought to you by Minuka Fuel.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I did know that, did you really? I just didn't
want to say it.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Right, Okay, did you know it's December twelfth at Royal
Auckland Grange.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yes, I did, because it's also the Hodaki Party.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
What's the story with it? How much the tickets are you?
Do you know how much they are? Because I might
buy some for Christmas for Christmas presents.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
I have no idea. Sorry, man, You'll have to go
to Chasing the Fox dot com and have a looked
what was that address again, Chasing the Fox dot com
and have a look.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
I'm actually amazed Kezy and Mogi they haven't asked us
to play.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Well, I am actually Jays, especially you guys. I thought
you would have been involved in the media team. Yeah,
but they've got so mother son of a bee from
a completely different radio station to team up with Jeremy
Wells such as shocking.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, well they found out what Keysy's handicap was, and okay,
we'll just leave it there and not save you the humiliations.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
You know what's funny is I was asked last year.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
I think at the last minute Bryce pulled out of
being in Team Media, right, and they were desperate. And
then the guy got my details was like, hey, hear
into gold, would you be king to be in Team Media?
And I was like, man, my handicap is this? And
then he said, oh, oh maybe not Like I knew
that I'd be too shit and so that's and then
I passed them Mark Richardson's details, right, who was a

(50:39):
gun and who.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Actually won the game?

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Who won the game for them? Yes, my yeah, I'm
like late twenties. Man, I suck. But you might not
have to buy tickets, although you should at Chasing the
Fox dot com because if you hit to Hodaki dot
co dot in ZID, you could win tickets for you
and three mates to join us there and not only
just have regular general admission tickets. You'll join us in
the Fox Club, which is premium space right in the

(51:01):
heart of the action raised area, overlooking the final hole
with bar excess and unbeatable views of the golf and
all the entertainment that follows as well.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Dot co dot Z get yourself in the drawer.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Well, there you go, Yeah there, Darcetards, it's the Big
Show done in dusted for your Monday afternoon. I hope
you enjoyed the show. Mogi. Oh, I know, before we
get into what you're doing tonight, what's the clip for
today's podcast? Out show there Kezi a bonus podcast that
The Big Show does.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
That's why it comes out to seventh thirty every day.
This is entitled beers.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Went around to a mate's place and watched the BUCKBA League,
cleaned the house. That's what I did all that, watched
the league and had a few beers.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
Man, so I drank far too much, but that is it.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
It's tough in the summer class, you know, in the
warm sunny days, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Magie.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
Well, I've got a lot going on. I can't be
drinking and but there's so many things that are coming up.
We've got we've got the duned and Bfest all next week.
I've got a mate who's finishing up a job after
twenty years. He invited me along to that.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Plus it's going to be warm, yeah, and sunny. It's
just sunny, man. It's just great, just good.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Times, good times. So what are you up to you
to night, mate?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Just chilling out?

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Well, I'm going to go home. I'm going to have
some delicious noodles. I think, oh, that's sort of what
I'm aiming for, and then I'm going to crawl into
bed with a little woman and we'll probably watch the
episode of Slow Horses.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
I think, oh, yeah, good.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
I think the last I think they came out on
the Wednesday, don't I'm hoping we're not up to date.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Yes, love that show man.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Geezy, what are you having for tea?

Speaker 5 (52:47):
I'm going to get home and make chicken wraps because
my wife's playing Touch. As we speak, she's playing Touch.
Should be home at about eight and I'll have the
chicken rats ready to go, probably still have been touched,
bed on a little socks and boots and stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
It's pretty cute.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
And then after that I'll do the dishes, she'll have
a shower and then we'll probably watch Traders in the
UK together.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
So you make the dinner, you also do all the dishes.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
To be honest, I make the dinner maybe once twice
a week, and I always do do the dishes because
she always cooks, does all sorts of great stuff.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Yeah, it's just an unwritten, unspoken rule.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
You've just come to this arrangement over a period of years.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Yeah, So why rock the boat now, Jace? What are
you up to tonight?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Leaning lines?

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
All right, well should we wrap it up?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I guess so, see you tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Bye.
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