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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hob.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
Big show, really big.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Jason hitch my note and key give your man.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Bastard's great to have your company on this blustery Wednesday afternoon,
the first of October twenty twenty five. And new my
friends as always listening to the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
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Speaker 4 (00:36):
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Speaker 1 (00:46):
Damn wow, it's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Fellas, that was great stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, man, Palley Reburger really startd to then, yeah, oh
they would be.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I tell you what, I'm really stoked looking at the
stellion across the studio, Mogi, do you believe it's the
first of October?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I mean, where's this year gone?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Honestly? Man, time flies when you're having fun, Keysy, have
you ever heard of that same man?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
No, write it down. That's a new one. I think
that's got real legs. Can you write that one down? Keys,
write that one down? Time flies, Time flies?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Having a bar? Oh, when you're having fun.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yeah, so when you're having a good time, but time
just goes real quick and next thing you know, it's
October the first. We're a week into spring fowlers, just
like that.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Incredible.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
How about you, keyes? You still got your sheepskin jacket on? Man,
come on brother, it's spring.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah. It's pretty blustery up here in Auckland, very cold today,
very windy, So I thought I just put my my
sheepskin josey on, stay warm.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Well, you've got your weak lungs and you've got to
make sure of that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What what do you mean? Okay, sorry, so of course
I have weak lungs. Remind me what's wrong with them again?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Well, just from your youth, you know, when you're on
the nebulizer and stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
They've got holes all through.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Them, my lungs do.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
It is funny though, isn't it, because we're just talking
about how spring had sprung yesterday?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
So it was bloody hot, yes, that I put the
heater away. What happens cold today? Colds on this cold.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Bars and it's straight from the arctics apparently. Really, that's
why it's so cold today.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
That's around Duneden. Ways, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
It?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Sure is? Hey Mogi, what's coming up on the show today? Mate?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
We've got a hell of a light happening on the
show today. Oh sorry mate, you play you play yourself?
I was so excited mate, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Sure, here we go. What's happening on the Big Show
with old Mogi?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Bloody exciting day on the show today, the fellows. First
of all, we're going to have We'll not first of all,
but we will be having a little bit of cricket
chat with Mike Lane later and the show given that
we've got Australia versus New Zealand and the very first
of three t twenties happening and Todonger, we've also got
a new competition that we're going to be launching that's
pretty exciting. Can I say it's got something to do
(03:05):
with getting married fellas? I love the sound of that
not faxing my deck then nah. And also we're going
to be talking a little bit about a news story
about a couple making out on a plane and it sounded,
oh oh how good.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Had audio slave there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This Wednesday afternoon, the time thirty minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
Fellas got some breaking news. Little g come here, man
is breaking news.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Of delay there. Yeah, it's all good old news. Now
that's short delay pretty much ruined it.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Should I still do it? Nah, we'll give it a go.
We've committed to it. Now we'll see all right. So
there was a there was a flight right in New Zealand.
Flight I'm with you, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And it's star or in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I believe it was a New Zealand or a bird oh,
or a bird. Now I was in New Zealand. There
was an airplane flight and it was from Auckland to Nelson,
and two passengers were essentially arrested upon landing wow, for
making out way too much on the plane, despite the
(04:19):
ear hostesses saying please stop.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Were there any hosts on there as well?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Doesn't say, doesn't say, but basically they were, it says
here making out and fondeling one another, and despite repeated
warnings from the cabin crew, they continue to engage in
this intimate behavior.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
So they're obviously in the throes of passion when they
and I'm curious, I mean, how did the air hostess
know that because if they were landing, she should have
been sitting in your seat, not being in the aisle there,
because you're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
All right, So that's the part you're upset about, very
is that the ear the cabin crew should have been
sitting down.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Well, it makes me curious as too. I want to
know how far they were going to.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I mean, to be arrested seems pretty extreme.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
It does seem extreme, But what were they up to?
My understanding, Keysy, is that are making the other passengers
feel uncomfortable while making each other feel very comfortable.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Magie, That's exactly what was happening. Happening, Yeah, kissing and fondling.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Well, this is the thing. I don't think the kissing
is a problem. Don't get arrested for kissing. No, it's
the fondling. Now, that's therein lies the issue. I think
what kind of fondling were we talking about?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
And also was anything revealed?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yes, what do you mean? Well, if you start ends upping.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Things like that, bra, but you unclipped, for example.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You've nearly never been around a brother couple.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I'm interested in knowing that aspect of it.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yeah, I think that must have been it, don't you, kezy,
because if we're getting arrested as soon as the plane lands, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, it must have been some fondling, et cetera. Interesting
the bloke that was involved, and they've given the full
names too.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Well he's been arrested in charge and he's obviously been
found guilty. I don't think we need to hear his name.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, it's fine, but he's he's been he's been sentenced
to six months community detention and twelve months supervision.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Right, I mean, quite seriously, this is outright. What do
you mean because you're having a bit of a passionate
grope with each other.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He's also got theft and bailed b reach charges.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, well that makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, eighteen months, you know, stand down just for a
bit of fondling and passion. I mean, come on, arrest
me now then.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yeah, exactly right, take me to jail right now.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I mean, where's the weirdest place you've made out? Baby?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Oh? My fair share of trains? Certainly, you know I've
got a passion ponchon for the trains. Yes, so if
you get me in any kind of train, keysy I'm
instantly around. Kind of training any kind of train?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The sort of is it? The vibrating on the tracks there?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
I love train Yeah, well you know the look of them, right,
I just love a train. So trains and certainly one
middle of the street. The frozen goods isle at peck
and Save, the dry goods isle at peck and Save.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
It's interesting because seafood are.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Counter at Peckham Save.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I was prone to hardening on a bus.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Well, you know, just like, oh you loved it, sort
of bumpiness of it all over that you've said over
one of the exles, wouldn't you.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
It was like a little trigger.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Yeah, you're a mad dog.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're a bus drive at one point.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Purely for that reason. Yeah, people are coming and cheese?
How much is it?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
There'd been some pretty wacky places. We'll get you kezy next. Hey,
shall we about what you've been up to? The SECO
stuff that you've been up to publicly? But if you
got anything out there in New Zealand three four eight
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Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, that's right. Anyone that calls to an eight hundred
Hodarky Reburg about you potentially maybe, But where is the
weirdest place you've made love or made out or fondled
or groped? You're groped or just got your busies out
or something like that.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
There's a Red Hilly Fairs.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
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Speaker 4 (08:42):
Run DMC and Erosmith.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is four to twenty six. We're talking about
the weirdest places you've made out basically, that's right.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
This is following on from some breaking news that a
couple were arrested after a Nelson to Auckland flight landed
for pretty passionate kissing and fondling while the Kebin crew
was asking them not to. They warned them, They warned them.
Other passengers were very uncomfortable by it. By the way,
now to Aukland not a big plane.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Some people were loving it though, Oh yeah, do they
take that into account when they, you know, when they
go up in front of the judge. Sure, some people
were uncomfortable. What about the people who were loving it?
Getting an eye fall?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I mean and actually, just on that keys, you make
a very good point because it would be a smaller plane.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
The two seats on either side, that'd be.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Way more intimately mean to be across the isle A
Fields totally.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, so we were asking, you know, where's the weirdest
place you've made love?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
With that in mind, I've got Dylan on the line.
Get a Dylan your massive backbone house life.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah? Good, how are you?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Hey, Dylan, what do you do for a crust man?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I'm a local Tich guy.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
You notice he wasn't specific. It's been very I think
his story is going to involve some felth All right,
talk us through it, Dylan. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
So weirdest place, I guess was the neighbors paddling pool
and these sort of shells that they fill up with
water or colorful balls. And I had a girlfriend that
we started off just hanging out with drinks and whatnot,
and then eventulated into strip poker, which led into hanging
out into jumping into the little shell paddling pool in
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them and moving on finding away.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
I guess sure, for sure. Was that was that actually
a party mate or was it just you and your
messes and your neighbor and his or her messes?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
So it was a new girlfriend that wanted to experiment
and it was just a Wednesday night, right, there was
no reason for it, did you have? Well it's in Australia.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
So right now, can you tell me so? So you've
been invited by the neighbors or you jump the fence. Hm?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
No, we've knocked on the door and welcomed ourselves in, right.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Okay, Well that's the hell of a story, Dylan. Thanks
for sharing how you got yourself for fifty old?
Speaker 6 (11:09):
A lot more questions, to be honest, I think I
can ask those questions. And then that was so you're
in the peddling pool. Where are the neighbors at this point?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So my bought her friend along as well, who oh
my god in the strip poker? So she then ended
up finding the neighbor.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Right yeah, right, yeah, well basically yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
An orgy and the peddling pool.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Good stuff, Dilly moved.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
They had a nice room, colorful lights and smoke machines.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
In sense, it was great yourself. Voucher, thanks for getting
in touch on one hundred Hodki.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Just like on that day old Dilly was going to
be carried away there, but I am I.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Was intrigued by his comment. There was no reason for it.
But anyway, we've got some texts on three four eight three.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
A lot of people have ticked through. Are the weirdest
place that they have made love? This one here, for example,
I only make love in my bed and complete darkness
and silence with my socks on.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Every third Wedstad.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah that sounds that's from Jason's wife. Another one here, hey, fellas,
I had to go in a restaurant in Japan. A
separate cubicles. Was awesome. Wow, because there's like little cubicles
where you eat because a lot of quite often.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
You look like, you know, a burger joint or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, probably spicy dumplings.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
What about this one weirdest place I've made love? Arrowtown
Cemetery in a hired Twyota aqua.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Wow, romantic, that's hot. That's hot.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
James ticks through. I had a pretty serious fondal session
at motat once. That's the Museum of Transport.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
They've got that tram outside, so I can understand that
maybe it was in the tram.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, we're on a steam engine on the bonnet of
a hold in Taranto after the car had won race.
My god, that is a bog of dream.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Absolutely disgrace.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I made love a woman began roughing up my suspect
in the crowded a eurhythmics concert at Athletic Park.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
When did they come in? I think it was eighty
six and he's never forgotten.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
One of this one. The strangest place I have made
love is in Tiano at the Glowworm Caves.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It'd be quite romantic. I think you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
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Speaker 4 (13:36):
Radiolky Smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Here on the radio Honarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is four fifteen, and we've got a special
edition of What's on the TV.
Speaker 9 (13:49):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Isn't a special edition?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Jayce, Well, you and Pugshan and a few other feelllows
went on a date night last night to watch a movie.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Everybody from Homeech you went except for it was great.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Actually had a great time.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
It was awesome.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
I went to one Battle after Another, which.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Is directed by Paul Thomas Anderson and stars Leonardo DiCaprio,
Sean Penn, Tiana Taylor, Benicio del Toro.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
This is why we bring Pugs because he's a real
fan of all the details.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
He is.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Interesting thing about this film, Soorry Jason, is that I
mentioned on the show yesterday. I went along having not
watched a single trailer. I didn't know what the genre was.
I had no idea of the running time until Mogi
told me it was two and a half hours. Yeah,
So my experience was it was really interesting going into it.
I really liked the This is the first time I've
watched the movie, and god, well, the cinematography and this
is actually great. And I'm not what someone who notices
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that kind of thing what cares about it, But a
few of the shots and things, I was like, that's
actually really clever. And it took me half an hour
to two decided that it wasn't a pretentious piece of
filmmaking that everyone said was good because they were all
the critics were saying it was amazing. After that initial
half now, which in my opinion was the worst part
of the movie, still very good. The following two hours
(15:14):
for me were excellent, really really really enjoyable, And when the.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Movie finished, I was like, that was great. Great.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, So I give it four and a half busies
out of four from you.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Geez, that's the most amount of buzzies I've ever given.
I think it is. Yeah. Oh hang on, no, Grand
Design's got four point six. Oh yes.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Because you were talking yesterday, Mogi about the fact that
the critics were very high in their praise to our
best movie of the year, best movie of the last
ten years, etc.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Etc.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Now, Paksan, you of course went along to it to
your thoughts.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Please, I absolutely loved it as well, jas I genuinely
enjoyed every single part of it. The only event that
it lost a couple of points on for me was
the length of the run time. I thought there could
have been moments that could have and shorter in there,
but the performances were immaculate. You guys are gonna love
Sean Penn just being an absolute piece of s.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh my god. He reminded Hi Joy so much like
in his actions and parents of motivations in one hundred.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Per Leonardo DiCaprio really good, not being or trying to
be a standout, and I don't think he was a
better performer or didn't shine any more than his co stars.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I thought Benicio del Toro was hilarious.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Awesome man mass then.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
And I love the first half an hour, and I
think you guys will probably agree with me, Like it's
very fast paced without getting into what it is, but
it is still immaculately done. And also with the cinematography.
For me, I thought it was so good, but I
thought the rest of the movie was so good.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I didn't really notice the cinematography until it was quiet
for me, which I think is a good thing, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
The main part of the cinematography that grabbed me was
at the end. Yeah, the end, when there's a lot
of last acts. It reminded me of a very classic
action movie that had similar cinematography from like forty or
fifty years ago. Yeah, reminded me of that, which a
movie that I love. Yeah, that's why I loved it.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
But I think it's good.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
That I didn't get like I was so sucked into
it that I didn't notice how good it locked until
it was just quiet for a moment. Yeah, I would
give it four point eight busies.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Wow, you gave it last night in the theater. You
looked over at me and you said five super I.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Did say five super busies. But I've thought more on it.
You know. I was hot off the back of it.
I just thought it was so great, bloody good, very
Look that Leonardo loves his big epics, doesn't he He does,
But he wasn't bigger epic in this cult.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Well, he loves working with great directors.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
He did.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Paul Thomas Anderson, of course, is a great director, made
his breakout in Uh, Wear My Blanket on the porn
Boogie Knights. N. Yeah, so Boogie Knights. Paul Thomas Anderson,
that was him that directed that. Leonardo DiCaprio was originally
attached to be in Boogie Knights, but he had to
choose between that and Titanic. He chose Titanic, and then
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he recommended Mark Wahlberg to Paul Thomas Anderson for the
role of Dick Biggler n Boogie Night. But even though
Mark Wolberg was completely unknown, Basketball Dotries and Fear the
only two movies you've been and had not yet been released. Huh,
and so I just said he's out the gate. You
should get him that's great trivia.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
There you go, Well, there you go, great stuff, fellas.
Looking forward to watching that maybe this weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeap, but Ken you have a big discussion on it
next week Fellas.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
In the meantime, he's Billy Idol the Hdarchy Big Show
weekdays from four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Billy Idol there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Heaps coming up after five o'clock. We talked to g
Lane about the cricket.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Tonight, Keysy's euro Night, and we announced a very exciting
new competition.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
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Speaker 6 (19:27):
We're gonna put the old reboot.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Do you think Pugs was bored? Nah?
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Yesterday CAZy as to do it?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Oh did he? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:34):
I think you'll find that was CAZy and Pugs.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I think you'll find it was actually Pugs a big dilly.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
It felt like it was a two hand.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, definitely a two hander, but an absolutely magnificent piece
of work you have done, Pugs.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Well, can you snip that off and send it to
the Radio Awards to the Radio a Woods.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, good stuff. Hey, if you're at a loss tonight,
you know, maybe your partner's going out or whatever and
you don't know what to eat, just fill your boots
with some rebooger.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, man, tip it into your shoes. Come on, Jase,
it's ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Speaking of ridiculous, coming up, Kes, he's got a euro Night.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
There's a tune though.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
It is a tune The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from
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Speaker 4 (20:23):
And you two there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
This Wednesday afternoon of time five.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Fifteen fellas a Saturday, quite quite exciting. Actually, my wife
and I just at our place. We're having a euro night.
Oh hot, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
A euro night?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We're just we're going to be having like a dinner
and stuff and it's going to be European based to
reflect on our holiday.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
All right, Yeah, you sort of have memories in that, yeah, memories.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah, well, some reason it just conjured up images of
bondage and stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
You clearly have never been to Europe. Chase, Yeah, why
would you night remind you of bondage and stuff?
Speaker 6 (21:01):
That's one of the stereotypes. Got it annoys me?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
It annoys me too. So what we did is while
we were over in Italy, I was in Tuscany and
I bought some dried pasta peachee pasta.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Yeah. Sorry, do you know what peache pasta is?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
So good?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Anyway, Mogi, we bought some dried pasta. We also bought
a bottle of wine or kiante.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Ah, yeah, the old Kane a little bit of Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Because you've got to sort of go read for when
you're doing the old past.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
That it depends on the type of passa. Jes.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
So we've got this Italian while we've got this Italian pasta,
we're going to pick it up having a euro night, Mogan.
I was just wondering, because you've been to Europe and
so have I some of the suggestions just to sort
of increase the immersion, like we're sure you know.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
What I mean? Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, Well you're
going to have to have music. Yes, I remember when
you were over there and you stayed at a beautiful
accommodation keys and you looked outside your window and what
was there? A forty eight piece orchestra. That's right, symphony orchestra.
So I make sure if you can find that original music.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I believe they were playing Ballero.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Oh yeah, blero.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Who's that Jayce?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
He's a composer.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
She oh she is it sexist?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
But yeah, Bilero, that's a good choice orchestra.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Can I make a suggestions? Giano? Sorry, parmesan giano CC?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
The how's parmesan giano?
Speaker 5 (22:40):
You know the old parmesan cheese for your past parmezan.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
That no one needs parmesan in Europe. Parmesan CC sun,
that's all good. I was actually thinking, what do you
think of this idea? I might turn the heat up?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Turn the heat yeah, its a great idea.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah you know it was hot over the yeah, yeah,
thirty degree.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Get in, Get in your your your swimsuits, o mospedosy.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I'll tell you what you could wear, what your floaters
with the socks up to your calves?
Speaker 6 (23:12):
You mean my shoes?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah, your shoes.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, but I'm inside at my house Jason, Oh, you.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Got to take your shoes off when you're inside, especially
in Europe and Europe.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, they hate it when you wear shoes inside. That's
a really silly suggestion. I was thinking like a cheese
board or something to start.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Oh yeah, but a prestudio pres but a simi, but
a semi dried tomato action, but a pisto pisto. No
one needs pisto in Europe.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Jason.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
That's like the the like Natlla.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Shit, it's like saying Natella's European.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Is that what you're saying, Jason, You're saying Natella's European.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yes, cheeseboard sinking proscudo?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yes, ah yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
I recommend some olives prefect, Jase, do you mind.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Me preferably some stuffed, stuffed, stuffed olive.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Good, but also with the stone still in them because
they keep that taste.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Can I recommend something here?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
How about the old stuff little red peppers with a
bit of fetis shoved.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Oh my god, that is such a that is like,
that's such a colonial view of what gets eaten in Europe. Yeah, yeah,
come on there, peppers. What how does the cheese get
inside of pepper? Mad you just stuff it in there.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Maybe where you come from, bro maybe. And then I
was I was thinking to finish it off. It might
have a like a terram a sioux or maybe a
crim Oh.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, crack, bastard, crack what bust? You know the old
cream breulet. Doesn't it have a hard like casing on
the top like.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It doesn't you're thinking of a terra maassu. Oh yeah,
god man, you have to go to Europe. You're thinking
of a squiggle top biscuit. Yeah, probably go to Europe, Jayson,
you simply must the white strip.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
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Speaker 4 (25:31):
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Speaker 1 (25:36):
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You'll also go on the drawers when yourself that eight
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Speaker 6 (26:17):
Bloody good. Well, we've done a partnership with these mad
dogs before, haven't we. We have absolutely went off. That
was an engagement ring as well. Yes, So if you're
out there and you're thinking to yourself, geez man, wouldn't
I not paying for an engagement ring?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Or if you're out there and you're thinking, god, these
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when are they going to get engaged?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Taking forever, isn't it?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Yeah, it's quite good keys a year. And so if
you're a parent and you're thinking, geez, old mate, he
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Speaker 6 (27:02):
That's good stuff. Hey, Fellas, I've I just want to
raise something with you, and it's it's about a member
of the team. Is this a show meeting? No, okay,
it's just because the thing about is I can't if
it was a show meeting not include Pugs, but I
need to exclude him from this. Oh really okay, So
it's just between us, all right. So fellas, I invited today,
(27:28):
I invited very kindly Pugs An you know, to a
movie called Smashing Machine.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Now.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
It stars Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Emily Blunt.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
You heard about her, very very good actors.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
She is just fine talent, excellent, and it's directed by
one of his favorite directors, Yeah, the Safety Brothers. It
might just be one of the brothers that's directing it,
but one of one of his favorites. Absolute, really thoughtful,
serious film and it's a big premiere. He loves hob nobbin.
(28:03):
I don't know if you've ever been along to any
of these premieresor events that we get to go to.
Was right there, Pugsun loves a hobnob hobnobbin is that
sort of brown nosing, sort of brown noses hanging off
the back of sort of ab and c listed celebrities mostly.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
D shuffling into groups and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Yeah, that's right. He sort of sees something. He's like, ooh, look, look,
you know that's I think he's kind of embarrassing, but
it's cute at the same time. Anyways, turned me down. Wow,
he's turned me down. And he said, look, and this
is a thing.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Now.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
I thought I put it into the chat and I
thought he would immediately jump on it and be keen.
But I could tell by the amount of time it
was taking that he was checking in with his missus
to see if it was okay because he went out
with you last night. Keys, that's right, And the question
for I was like, oh god, he's not going to
be allowed to go out two nights in a row. Well,
so it proved he means to be back and said, look,
I would absolutely love to go Unfortunately this time, I can't.
(28:57):
Please please tell me how it goes. Love to be
there for the next one. Yeah right, okay did he
say why? Well it was sort of you knowplied.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Yeah, that is as as partner who seems lovely has
got him on a tight leash. Yeah, if I could
put it that way. Yeah, Now, what do you do
because now pag Son has only just recently moved in
with her, and I've got grave concerns that his positioned
(29:31):
himself firmly and squarely underneath the thumb. Yeah right now,
is there anything that we can do? Or conversely, now
I don't want you talking to him about this. Do
we just keep our massive honkers out of it? I
mean pretty hard for Jase to keep his out of it.
You have to be standing pretty far away, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Well, I'm kind of on slightly tenuous ground anyway there, Mogi,
because I you know, I made the observation that his
partner is very attractive woman, and he got all he
got all up in arms and that, you know what
I mean. So I'm just kind of steering away from
and I don't know if you guys have noticed this,
(30:08):
but you bring her.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Up and he's like, yeah, okay, just tread carefully here.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
You're right, Yeah, we're still very early doors.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Well that's that's the period.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yes, that's going to wear off any day and he's
going to wake up in a world of pain and
say to himself, what have I done? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarkey's.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Indeed live there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon and cricket season, Fellas is upon us
kicking off tonight unbelievably the Black Caps versus Australia at
Bay Oval. With that in mind, we've got a c
C hit on G Lane on the line with us
kidd a lane.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
How's life O, fellas? Who would have thought so?
Speaker 10 (31:01):
A bit of spring crickie yeah, over the first But
good signs for us though, because the Australians are seen
practicing with gloves and beanies on. It's a barmy fifteen
degrees in the Mount mong Andwi. But that's about the
only thing I think is going to help us.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Yeah, it's a funny one, isn't it. You sort of
look at the two sides line up there in Gie
Wizzz he's not looking too bad. You got your marsh
a but Tim David, Hazelwood, Trevor's Head, Maxwell, they are
Stuiness Suness. There's a bit of batting in that barstard they.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
Yeah, the good news for us is the Maxwell's out.
He has broken his wrists. That's good news for us.
But still, yeah, you're right there, Mogi. They have a
pretty dangerous betting lineup. Basically, they're tactics, and there's their
technics for the past twelve months, leading and obviously leading into.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
The World Cup.
Speaker 10 (31:54):
That's having next year is basically to put six of
the biggest hitters they possibly can in the top six
and smash three hundred. Yeah, it's pretty much and it's
a pretty dangerous batting lineup when you've got Stulness coming
in at seven or eight, you've got Tim David come
in in at four, you've got Travis Head opening the
betting with Mitchell Marsh. It's mildly terrifying.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Now I may be way off track here, but didn't
South Africa give them a bit of a hiding?
Speaker 10 (32:22):
Yes, they did well. They played up in Darwin recently
and they lost that Series two one. So their theory
can backfire if it goes horribly wrong, and it did
for those last two games there, so yeah, you're right there,
Jay said, did lose to South Africa. So it's going
to be interesting. The conditions will be challenging for the
Australians as well because spring conditions in New Zealand, that
(32:44):
pitch has not seen a lot of sun. I don't
know how.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Hard it is.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
It should be a little soft and that'll plan to
our hands. But big news today though, is Ravishing Rick Revendra,
Russian Revender.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
He's out.
Speaker 10 (32:54):
He's he doesn't set himself another weird injury because he
can recall he got injured during the World Cup when
he head butted that ball back into the keeper and
he ended up on the sideline for.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
A couple of weeks.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
This time he's collided with a hoarding and he's cutter
his face open, which has resulted in stitches that run
down his nose and throw his cheeks. That he's out
for the fery.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
I mean, you know, I sort of look at something
like that and the first thought that comes to mind
is hardened up. Just you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Just his face has been cut and stitched back together.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
It was so what then just chuck a hold on exactly.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
I mean, come on, man, Well, yes, a fielding and
a helmet would be interesting. I'd like to see that.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
That would be quite good. Well, he needs it if
he keeps on heatering balls back to the keeper.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah. And because he collided with the advertising hoarding around
the outside of the actual boundary itself, isn't there right?
Speaker 8 (33:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (33:46):
At practice, Yeah, training, he was just taking he was
getting some changers changer practice, then the boundary and just
collided a little bit accident prone, but he's he's going
to be missed.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
It feels like we've mister trick to a degree because
we are in total or. It is one of the
hottest places in the country, all three t twenties. Of
course there we've got today and then Saturday and Sunday.
Down in Dunedain. Today it's eight degrees.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
Yeah, we should be at University Over.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
We should be at University Oval.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
We should save Bay Oval for in the height of summer.
It's actually beautiful out there. And if we're bringing Ausio
over it absolutely go as fast south as possible.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Well, just on that lane, by the way, I'm sitting
here in the Auckland studio. She's a bit moody outside.
What is the actual forecast tonight?
Speaker 10 (34:27):
Forecast tonight is good. I'll get I think they'll get
a full tea twenty and tonight at Friday night game,
that's looking a little dicey. And then Saturday thunderstorms are predicted,
but it potentially could clear late in the evening because
there's a seven o'clock kickoff for all three of these game.
So it goes tonight and then a double whammy Friday
Saturday night. Yeah, so that's how it goes. So look,
(34:50):
the weather's not looking great, but we'll get one in tonight.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Thank you very much, Glane. Don't forget if you are
keen to listen along to the Alternative Commentary Collective, give
them a search on iHeartRadio all three t when he's
going to be broadcast on there, Glane. This is all
thanks to export Alterra in the beer Gun Studio, right.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Yeah, absolutely. In the great New Zealanders.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
That raz bloody good. I'll tell you what, it's a
great time to be alive because you're going to be
able to watch the cricket Australia versus New Zealand and
also the Bledderslow Cup Australia versus New Zealand and on
the same night it's weird. And then on the Sunday
you can watch the NRAL Grand Final as well.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
There's a lot on. Yeah, thanks Gelane.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Very weird having a rugby season, an international season like that,
crossing over with cricket, Oh, didn't it?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
What's actually happening? More and more?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Actually it is. I mean it's all falling apart, Kezy,
as you were saying, it's great.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
The Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Tune in on radio.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
We're zepplin there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Hey, fellas, we want the listeners to show us their
doodle and by doodle we mean their drawing abilities because
we are officially designing a brand new backbone T shirt
and we've just had to put it out to the
audience to see if anyone has any good ideas.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
So we're not designing it. They are.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
They are.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah, they will design it and if it's bloody good
enough and you could submit it at hodak you dot
co dot inzi, you can see your creation turned into
the real deal. Cheers to mister vintage bloody good?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Is that because we've got some clever bar sets out
there we do.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
It doesn't matter what your job as you might be
a graphic designer, you might just be a dude who
picks up a piece of paper and decides to doodle
something like yes, do it here to dak you dot co,
dot in ZID, submit you design and it could become
the real deal.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Great stuff, mate, Hey now listen plenty coming up after
six o'clock, including a bit of advice on Meet Patty
in sixty nine.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
And I've got a really exciting announcement.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
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to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
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Speaker 4 (36:55):
Norm scrum doubly obstious.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Yeah, man, Yes, it was yummy. What sounds yummy? That
scrumbling the ampire is the way he says it. Oh
that sounds totally yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Hey you speaking of dinner? You didn't What are you
having tonight? Kezy?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
My wife's having afterwork drinks.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
Yeah, kezy woo so hamm and pineapple and and just
gaming like a demon weapon. Now. It's just so.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
She started having the drinks at five. Yeah, and she
said she'll be home by seven thirty. So I said,
I get home first and put on something comfortable. Yeah,
put on something comfortable, little shoes, little blouse, my house shoes.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Are you going to put a weather in your hair?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Of course, I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Will you be wearing an apron?
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Yes? Oh now that's hot and nothing underneath? Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Total, I'm going to have my apron on and my
hair and my house.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Shoes on, yes, and a little blouse and get.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
And then I'm going to say your NEPs would be out.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Apron is quite a high apron, okay, and it's got
number one Dad written on it.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, I've got another one Dad apron totally.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
Yeah. I don't know why that was wrong, but it
just was no stupid.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, Logan's cracking up, so that's good.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Yeah, I'm just thinking of you in that hot man.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
And then I'm going to make tacos. A long and
short of it is, I'm getting home first, and making
tacos as where I was going with that?
Speaker 6 (38:33):
You you took a long way around to banging on about.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
And number one, no, that's my bed. I get sidetracked.
But I'm making chicken tacos. Okay, you're very popular in Mexico.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
C C.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
What do you have in j spot?
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I told you didn't. I what macaroni?
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Yeah right, and you've got nothing in it?
Speaker 5 (39:01):
And a fresh green salad with I might add keysy
avocado sliced all through it.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Mogi.
Speaker 6 (39:09):
I think I've had my dinner.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
So we've had three bowls of food since you've been
here and had a bag of chips.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
Yeah, sure, Probably some popcorn. Have you ever had popcorn before?
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Now?
Speaker 6 (39:23):
What's that? There's little things of corn and they you
heat them up and they pop wow, and you pour
butter on them and salt and I'll probably have a drink,
a nice hot fizzy drink.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Here's radio here The Honarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kyzy.
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Tune in on.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Radio Hoary Faith no More.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
There on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening, fellows.
I've got some breaking news, a bit of an announcement.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
In my efforts to stay connected to the world, not
retreat into hibernating as a bitter and resentful old man.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
I've signed up for a course Fellers.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh wow, that's good man.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Yeah, yeah, I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Further education.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
I like further education night classes, night classes exactly.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
That's like an MB or something or like, like, is
there an area of study that you're really interested in
that you've always wanted to try?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Absolutely, and I pulled the trigger on it. It's all
very well to sit here and you know, think about it,
but thought without action as pointless.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
It's not going to affect the show, is it.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
No?
Speaker 5 (40:37):
No, it should be fine. It's I've signed up for
a kimchi making course.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Kimchi like the fermented cabbage.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
It's fermented cabbage, the Korean thing. It's Coorean, Yes it is.
Speaker 6 (40:49):
Would you not just get a recipe book?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
It's much more complex than that magi, is it? Yeah? Totally?
Speaker 6 (40:56):
Cabbage and a jar.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Well, you've got to.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Get the ingredients to get the balance and all that,
which is why you've got to do the course. And
it's it's very simple, four hours every Saturday night for
the next year to make a jar of kimchi to
teach year hours to learn how to make a jar
of kimchi, right.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
Because it's one jar. So at the end of the
year you get one jar. Well, this is a great
thing about it.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
At the end of the course, what ends up happening
is you get a jar of kimchi that you made, unless,
of course, your batch sort of ships the bed and
it's horrible, then you probably get someone else's kimchi.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Did you have to take out a student loan to
get it to do it?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yes? I did.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
Wow, how much was that?
Speaker 5 (41:39):
It's well, this is the crazy thing. I don't know
what's happened to the world. It's more than a medical degree.
It's like twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
A medical degree is like one hundred over one hundred
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Yeah, over eight years. But this is only a year.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
So if you look at it like that, twenty five
if I did it for eight years, it would be
more than a medical degree.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Could you do like masters and then a doctorate?
Speaker 4 (42:01):
You can? Actually?
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Yeah, because I'm just looking at that here and it
says this is just online. Yeah, it says it's easy
and that it takes half an hour.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, because it's just fermented cabbage with some spice and stuff.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
Yeah. I mean it says it's easy, but I guess if.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
You really want, because I was my thought was my
wife buys kimchi quite often.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
She see she could buy it off me easy once.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
She just gets it from the supermarket for like five
dollars and it's really good. Yes, And you mean you're
paying twenty five grand to learn how to make it
and giving up every Saturday night for a year.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah, I don't mind that so much.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
I mean I'd sell it to her for four point fifty, right,
and you would have the joy of knowing when you're
making your chemchi pancakes that Hardy j.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Put his heart and soul into that.
Speaker 7 (42:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Do you do you like kimchi?
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Hate it?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodik.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Who finda is here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
This Wednesday, now fellas that Needing Beer and Food Festival
was fast coming upon us, and one of the exciting things,
apart from the fact that we're going to be doing
a live showdown there, is we're creating our own beer
and Today at our sort of marketing meeting, promo meeting
we went through I think it was two hundred and
(43:18):
fifty name suggestions for our bear.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
How good was that?
Speaker 6 (43:25):
Jeez, people have got good imaginations. A lot of Honker
focus focused stuff. Yes, and that was pretty much it
was the question.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
There was a lot of that in there as well.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
And because the exact terminology from the team was I
was just going to like, you guys, just point out
a few that you like, and then we've got to
run them past the legal team make sure we can
name it there. I don't know if any of the
ones we picked are going to go past the legal team.
There was quite a few there. There are some weird
ones that were in there. I think probably giving them
tens probably the way to go, isn't it. And then
at the end it'll just be called the big show brew.
That'd be called Backbone beer, bruise.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
Better bloody night, not be because someone suggested and we
latched onto it the midnight Steamer. Yeah, and I think
that is an absolute winner from beginning to win. But
that doesn't get through I'll be filthy. All fours has
got something because well, I still think no.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
One suggested that there was a lot of Tony chat
actually on that.
Speaker 6 (44:19):
I think the trouble is that we're the ones that
are coming up with the ideas that we like, so
nobody's submitting them, so they're not in the competition.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a real shame. Tony on all
fours is going to be picked. There is still time
to choose at Hwdauki dot co dot in z into
our competition. The beer is a hazy pale ale made
by Emerson's. Yeah, and we're going to be pulling it
at the Craft Beer and Food Festival seventh and naighth And.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
I'm going to be pulling it, absolutely pulling.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
It, only hanging out the back of it. You guys,
you're right, yeah, Okay, We're just really excited for the
Craft Beer and Food Fest seventh and nighth in November.
It's for Syth Bar Stadium. If you do got a
Hidaki dog Co dot in zid and into the draw
there name our beer, you will also potentially win flights,
accommodation and tickets for you and to mate to join
us at the festival.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
We're doing a live show on the freight. How good
it's going to be bloody grouse man?
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Oh do you like this?
Speaker 6 (45:14):
One Keezy stink fist. This has a bit of stink fast.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
You ever had a stink fist Jesse.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Jess while I was making a fatter salad once, and yeah,
I didn't end up with a pretty stinky fist.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Gross The hold Achy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki New Order.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday night.
Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Get in touch? Are we butchering that sting like it's
already pretty good?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Okay, it's a real email address, by the way, meet
Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot come. You get
in touch one hundred percent anonymous advice on anything, and
if we read it out, you get a fifty dollars
reburg avouch you. This one comes from anonymous Afternoon Feelers.
My wife and I have been together for about three
and a half years. She had a dog before we met,
(46:23):
and ever since I've known the dog, it's been clear
it doesn't seem to like or respect me. When I
come home, it sees that it's me and just walks away.
But when my wife comes home, it goes absolutely nuts
with excitement. Even when a stranger comes over, the dog
shows their more attention and affection than it ever shows me.
My theory is that I'm low down in the pack order.
(46:43):
My wife is alpha, the dog is beta, and I'm
at the back of the pack somewhere. Should I deduge
the dog to gain beta or dedooge the wife to
gain alpha and the respect I deserve, or any other suggestions?
Speaker 6 (46:53):
What do I do? Yeah, wow, I think you need to. Yeah,
it's tricky. Same thing. Actually, when I met my wife
with Tinker, Tinker didn't like old Moggie coming over there,
you know what I mean? Sure, you hated it, absolutely
hal it. And I wasn't a big fan of Tinker either, well,
(47:14):
because they just sit around geezing at you the whole time.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
And she had and she had massive googly eyes. That
would have been quite free.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
Yeah, that's right. I think it's certainly tricky because you
want to enjoy a dog. You don't want to hate
a dog, the dog of your partner there, So it
is tricky.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I've got the answer to this.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
It's very simple. You do the Mogi treatment. And so
when the partner is away and the couch is and
the dog is just lounging on the couch.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
You go over to the dog, you hold it down,
and you fart in its face, and you tell that
dog who the alpha male is.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Do you think that's how they do it in the world,
because when they're in packs totally man all the other dogs.
Hold one dog.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Down and really build one up to try and hold
on to it until she's gone.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
And then yeah.
Speaker 6 (48:17):
One one thing that you can do is exactly what
you're saying, Jase, But I would trick the dog at
the same time, because a dog can't help but be curious,
and you can use that against them. Their strength is
their weakness oftentimes. So first thing you've got to do
is cook a sausage. Just one won't be enough. You
(48:39):
get a bucket, all right, break the sausage in half
because you might need to do this twice. Half a sausage. Nah,
you don't give it too many sausage. Okay, you're true,
you look like it, you know. Cock. You put half
the sausage in the bottom of the bucket and then
you rap pass inside the bucket and you can over
(49:00):
it up with like a chopping board or a newspaper. Yeah,
and then you get the dog to come over it. Yeah,
you want a sausage, but you want a sausage. And
then it sticks its head in the bucket and then
you put the handle up over it, and so it's
walking around now it's got the bucket stuck on.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 6 (49:15):
And then you get a video recording of the dog
walking around sniffing your ripping ass in the bucket with
the bucket. It looks stupid. Yeah. And then once it
finally gets the bucket off the head, you show the
dog the video and you say, if you don't start
showing me some respect around here, I'm going to show
you mum.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Yeah nice, Just like if you don't, if you don't
have a sausage.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
You could just curl one out a sausage.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Just at one of your own little floaters there.
Speaker 6 (49:49):
Oh yeah, and the thing about Liz Keesy and you
won't notice. No, I have no idea. It works every time.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and tune
in on radio.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
That's a big show down and dusted this Wednesday night.
I hope you enjoyed it, really I do.
Speaker 6 (50:17):
I think it was great man.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
It was a good show.
Speaker 6 (50:19):
Me your best work.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Yeah, you were on fire.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Does you feel any bitter than I normally do?
Speaker 6 (50:24):
That's the thing though, oftentimes when you're when you're at
your bass, it just feels like a normal show. But
the audience really reacts to it.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
To see so many texts saying how much they love you.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
Today, it's a shame you're wasting it on the big
show man, I see big things for you. I'm thinking
Radio New Zealand the Pinnacle. I don't look at Radio
New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Midnight till Dawn with Kezy the Midnight Steamer with Hay.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
In the podcast out Trade today there was lots talked
about what's the clip keys.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
This one here is entitled yard work.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
It's this massively heavy, really long metal bar and you
just shove it in the earth by the stump and
then start leaving.
Speaker 6 (51:17):
Yeah great, I like that.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
It is as heavy as fifteen massively, massively effective.
Speaker 6 (51:25):
It's out the size of a toothpeck.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
But Jason, why are you pulling out daisy trail?
Speaker 6 (51:33):
I got a real he had a shock of man,
he was doing that. He got out some daisies and
then he went for a ride on a bumblebeek.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
It was one of the most magical moments of my life.
Speaker 6 (51:48):
Actually, do you see you see your shipping brick?
Speaker 4 (51:52):
I was scared initially. It's like riding a dragon, you know,
but and then vibrating little baskeards the bumble, yeah, they
you know, and you don't want to get near the
rear end. Let's just say that much.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Why don't next time you have a daisy pulled out,
just let me know. I'll come around and do it.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
Sure man, Sure?
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Why actually get invited around your house?
Speaker 4 (52:12):
He's obsisted.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
I want to come to your house. Man, let me in.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
Man, you can come around when you drop the water
plaster off.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Sure man, Okay, sounds good.
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