FULL SHOW: Pearl Jam Special

On today's show, Keyzie was propositioned at a gig and asks Jase and Mike what they would do in his shoes, Mogey Finally finds his sunnies, and Keyzie's wife buys a mattress protector but not because he wets the bed.... apparently and of course a Pearl Jam Themed Throbber!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold a cheers toy from bringing
back to laughs in the world. Gone man, Yeah right,
Welcome to the biggest Shows, our biggest shot, biggest, biggest
speak the show which just nice.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
And I'll kill your mad bar. Sid's great to have
your company this glorious Friday afternoon. You, my friends, are
listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Tolly.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Get it, get it in you. I think you've had enough.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, you had what you already pushed the boat out
last night. But look we won't. We won't go early
with this. We'll just extend it out throughout the show. Keezy,
have a little bit of a check.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Hey, Mugi, dear baby God, you're looking good man. That
ship I'll just explain it to the audience. Very tight
white ship. Moggie's informed us. He started as shredding, of course,
and he's all he lost three kg in two days.
He is looking and cut as holy. How are you austallion?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm going pretty grass, your mad dog, your six son
of a bitch, your thieven bastard. We'll get into that
a little bit, sure, sure we will. But you're going good. Man,
bloody excited. It's pill Jam day, baby, Yeah, man, Moogie
is off to see them, and I'm bloody excited. I
haven't seen them for a nigh on thirty year. So

(01:27):
one of my favorite bands of all time, probably my
first favorite band of all time. So I'm yeah, I'm
pretty pretty pretty excited about that. Yeah, a few beers
black out, yeah good.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Actually, just on that front. By the way, if you
are going to the gig tonight, text us three for
eight three now keysy Keezykeezy. I don't really need to
say much really, I think as soon as people here
need to change. You know, when people here you talk,
they'll understand exactly what's going on. How are you mate to?
You're looking at a bit a little bit green around
the girls house life.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Well, life's been bitter. Yeah, it's been better. I was
supposed to have I am seen in events last night.
It was a great event, and I was supposed to
have a quiet one and it ended up not being
a quiet one.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
So shod we get into that. Should we get into
that next year, we can get it up. I just
feel like there's plenty of a chat about because I've
just noticed something else about you. But I don't want
to bang on about that here.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Sure, it feels like we need a good three to
six minutes to really really get out.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I mean, surely there's bigger stuff going on in the
world and I have to just focus.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
A lot of people care about Keezy. They want to
know how you live your life.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Brother. It's right in front of our eyes as well, Keezy.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Actually speaking of right in front of my eyes right now?
How good is Hoodie Jay's mustache?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Look at it?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
It is so glorious.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Thank you someone finally noticed. I'll tell you why. I'm
felthy about it. But we're very early stages here, Fellers,
very early stages. And it is previously mentioned. I have
a very light mustache. It's not unhearing, it's just the
here is quite I'm going to have.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
To get a good look at it because I've always
sort of it as pretty what do you would you
call it? The ship?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah? Yeah? And you know, as previously stated, I'm stoked
that I'm growing at for a month.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Can I just say, as well, thank you for growing it?
Because in this day and age, we can all use
a laugh. And it's also good that the two billboards
are back as well.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what what. Ja
grows an awesome mustache. You're right and also.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Keezy, I know you're grateful that I'm growing up. There's
a bit of a distraction from your massive hangover.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Actually it's not because I look over and it makes
me feel sick.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hi, huge show here, but of course frad out day,
Yeah boy takes us three four eight train. Let us
know what your plans are.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
The whole actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
We've got any frauds there?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Keasys is like shout out Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah yeah, that wrong.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
You send it on through to three four eight three.
You're going the draw for a twoy prize pack. Fraight
out to Big Kisser who lost eight balls in the
water and nine holes at clear Water which is down
in christ here. Good on your hey Flowers. Big freight
out to the legends Hayden, Callum, Jack and Mitchell at
jack Awful Lot Construction in Someness.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah yeah, great company there, there's a good company. Actually,
I was a CEO for a while.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Of Jack Off, so mate. Oh keezy brother. You've come
in today a little bit worse for wear under the weather.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
That burger I had was breakfast.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Right, you come in, you're unshaven, you're unkempt, and you
know you had a bit of a nightmare. It's right now.
You went out, didn't you, and you were going to
do a bit of m scene work, the.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Battle of the Band Battle of the Bands.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
You weren't fizzing for it. Well, I was just I
I had agreed.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I basically came out the last minute said yes, I'll
do it because I couldn't find another and I just
mentally I just wanted to go home and sit on
the couch and be late. So I wasn't super fizzed
on it. And my idea was I will text you there,
do the gig taxi back to my car here at
work and then drive home, sure, and have as quite
a one as possible.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
But well we.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Chatted and you said that you're anticipating being home at
ten thirty or eleven. That's right, and in fact that's
what I told my wife ma Ap.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
So when she went she woke up at one am
and I still wasn't home yet.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
She called me.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
It was like, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Where are you?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
You did yes, and was not dead babe, what are
you talking about? It actually was a very busy day. Yes,
so it ended up. Look, one thing turned into another thing.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
You mean one beer turned into fifty.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Beers responsibly, Ja, that is what happened. And when you're
the MC, they just like there always you know, do
you want to yes, said, they come up two beers
at a time, and you know, obviously I just had
a responsible man. But it was a massive night. Then
we went to an after party. There were DJs, it
was it was it was good. It was good even
amount of dancing, man, uh not from me. I was

(06:09):
certainly standing near the dance floor swaying slightly.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, sure, related to the music. That was just related
to the quantity of beer that you'd had.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, that dance floor wasn't actually in use.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It was just me there on the edge of the
dance floor. Magie, having a.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Good old Perth don't end in having a good old Perth. Jack,
keep that to yourself. Sorry, that's a secret.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, so you did, as I didn't say that.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I have my sunglasses on. But an interesting thing actually
happened to me, which has never happened to me before.
And it might shock you guys to hear this. So
I was. It was myself and Isaac from Hodaki, and
we were having a good time, having a bit of
a yarn, super loud DJ loud speakers, so the whole
time you had to yell. Hence why my voice sounds.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Weird, Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
And all of a sudden, young female came up to me.
She's probably been twenty five, yes, and she just said,
did you have here? Yes, moogie, she had here?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
What color was her here? Just trying to paint? Okay,
oh you like that? What do you mean you like that?
Well you do? Yeah? Well my blondes blonde? You prefer blonde? No, true,
prefer blonde.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
True, It is tricky, but just because my wife's blonde. Yeah,
what she was when I met her?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Anyway? And how tall? Like six foot six six?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
No, she would have been like, HOIDI Jay's height?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh yeah, eleven yeah, it was about.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, five four, I'd say.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
And she just came and she was like, oh she's
She introduced herself and then she just said, oh would
you would you use her name? I can't remember I
absolutely cannot remember, but she said, oh, would you be
keen to catch up for a drink next week? I
have never ever been asked out ever?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Was that what she meant? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
And then I just and then as soon as she
said that, Isaac, who was standing with us, just turned
around and walked off and left me there. And I
was caught in a position where you don't want to
You don't want to hurt her feelings or anything.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Right, she would have been relieved when she woke up
this morning.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, exactly, exactly, Bogie.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
It would have been a terrible decident.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
But I was like yeah, I sort of panicked and
I was like, oh, yeah, like a drink? Yeah, you
want to catch up for a drink?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Like yeah, cool? Sold you?

Speaker 4 (08:23):
What do you not want to? And I was like no,
I mean I'm I'm married. She's I'm like yeah. And
then we just stood there in silence.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
But she was still keen what No, she was ah,
but she didn't go okay.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
So we stood there in silence, and then she sort
of like because the music was played, she sort of
like dance walked away.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
God, the dance walk away.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I felt terrible and I was like I wish I'd
handled the situation better. Yeah, so I was sneaking up next.
We've done it a few times the Dating game where
we sort of act out a scene the dating world.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, how you guys might have had okay?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Is it okay?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, it's a clash.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Ike, if you're just joining us. Last night, while Kesey
was in seeing a Battle of the bands, he got propositioned,
he got asked up for a drink.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, which is something I've never had. Like most males,
I feel like that wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Question CAZy, just did you tell your wife?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I did.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, I told she called me see where I was
because I said I you were in a panic, weren't you?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
You were freaking out?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
You're throwing all the info out. It was too much. Actually,
it almost appeared as if he had something to be
guilty about.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Mate, when.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
We just stick, my brain doesn't, for Keysy say let's
stick the course. Yeah, my brain is of the ability
to sort of go along with the stuff at the moment.
But it did happen. I handled it really awkwardly, and
she dance walked away.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Can I just say to all the women out there,
and in particular to this this woman who was obviously hammered,
well you'd have to be, wouldn't you. Guys just keep
doing that, keep approaching men and asking them out. It's
to be applauded and respected for some reason. It's it's
up to the guys. And guys are cowards, and the
guys that have come up to you are probably the

(10:24):
guys you don't want to come up to you. So
if you see somebody alike and he seems like anice fellow,
go and do what this young lady did with Keezy
bloody beautiful. To be respected is another case. If you're
not wearing your wedding ring keys and just out of interest,
I was wearing it. Yeah right here, baby, because normally
as soon as you walk into a bar, it's a
strategy your pocket singing nature.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I was going to say he had his hand in
his pocket while they were chatting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway,
but sorry, sorry, we don't want to whack you off.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
I've had enough propositions for one day. A right, did
the work? We off?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
All?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Right?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
So what I thought we could do is. I wanted
to see how you guys would have handled So you
can play me in this scenario.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
All right.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I was to the front, hoodie j me in the scenario,
I'll play the young girl, and I will say what woman?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, she's twenty five, Yeah, twenty's.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Twenty five, blonde. It's midnight, keeping on about that blonde,
pa club people can picture it at a time you
get home midnight. I got her one. It's at midnight
at a club.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
And it's happened around nine.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Ah, this happened at midnight. All right.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Stop trying to sit up a situation where I haded
a fear. All right, So here we go. We're in
the bar. Okay, you'll meet.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Hey, excuse me, Hi, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
I'm great.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
How are you in seed tonight? A?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
I did, yeah, yeah, I just wanted to say that
I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Oh, thank you?

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
What are you doing next week?

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Would you like to go out for a drink?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Definitely? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Cool? Oh you do know I'm married?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Oh you married?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah? Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm so keen.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Oh well I just okay, I don't know you were married,
I'm not I'm not interested in getting involved with someone who's.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh look, I mean the marriage has been over for years.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Okay, okay, can't see. Okay, So that's you would have
handled it, Jase. Okay, great, that's a good way to go.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, basically, I.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Mean I'm kind of stoked with the way I handled
it after that.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he was being you. You did tell
him to be you? Yeah, okay, So what are we
doing or we been you? Or we been ourselves in
this situation? You know what, Just whatever you want, it's
your turn. Here we go. Okay, Oh hey, excuse.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Me, he Hey you're the MC tonight.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I just wanted to let you know that I really
enjoyed it. Oh, thanks very much.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, sorry, I.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Absolutely blew my voice out at the array. Oh that's
a shot.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, Because, hey, what are you doing next week? Would
you like to catch up for a drink with you?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, I'm not a big drinker. I eat, to be
honest with you, I'm doing one hundred days and no
drinking at the moment. I've got a shred on. So yeah,
really it sounds really punishing. Okay, So what about something
else you want to meet up?

Speaker 4 (13:35):
For dinner or something.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Dinner this is a thing. I've got this pretty set
diet at the moment, I meaning lots of desiccated checking.
So if you ended then I could double it up.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
But probably dinner's no good, right, Okay, if you want
to meet up for anything, we go for a walk.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
A walk. You couldn't have picked the worst idea.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I hate going them for walks.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
That's just me right, I love it though.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Remember it's go easy on Keezy day to day. By
the way, so text us three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Well hang on, no, it's it's fraud out shy day. Yeah,
if you got any fraud out shout outs three four
o three you get a toe prize pair and also go.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Easy on Kezy.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Have you got any frowd out.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Key, there's a few people texting through for a fraud out.
Get a Fiella's freed out to me, old man Jamie
the backbone and all his two Yes, I'll be drinking
responsibly tonight. Also big fraud out for me taking away
for the team in sober driving so that my wife
can get as responsibly steamed as Kezy.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
No, that's nice. Yeah, that's very nice, but not that's steamed.
You know, just a few few lesson there. Yeah, you're
not like Kezy, not like CAZy. Hey. This week I
lost my sunglasses, which I've gon for about two weeks. Again,
again insive. They were expensive and I'm not even going
to say how much they cost, and it was not
a good idea, not made in Italy. And I normally,

(14:57):
when I arrive here at the studios, I normally just
leave them in the cab because then I'm inside I
don't need them inside. But for some reason, on the
day in question, I brought them up here and I
could have sworn that I left them on the table
out in the wider office here, and then when I
went to leave, I was like, oh, hell, I forgot
my Sonnys came back and could not find them at all.
So immediately I start questioning my own sanity. I assume

(15:18):
that I've left them in the car, that I've left
them at home or anywhere else, because I am very,
very forgetful when it comes to these things. Sure, but
I was sure that I had left them here, so
I got Pugson to send out an email. Well, I
asked Pugson to send out an email. He ignored me.
So then I asked Dilly Big Dilly in Pugson's absence

(15:39):
to send out an email. He forgot all about it
and I had to remind him, and then he finally
sent out an email, Moggie Sonny's have gone walk abouts?
Can you keep an eye out for a pair of
these particular sunglasses? Cheers? And it was just to everybody
around the office. Then last night, while I was out
there obsessively looking around trying to find my sunglasses again,
I actually missed. I missed coming back in for a

(16:02):
break because it was a one song and not a
two songs. You don't know about that. While I was
off here. While I was out there having a geeze
and completely distracted, you guys were banging on on on
here about me being out there some we're taking a dump,
that's right, which was not true. It's funny though. I
came and I said that I'm sorry, you know, I'm
normally a bit more professional of that, but looking for
these bloody sunglasses there, and then I said to you,

(16:24):
I sort of made an accusation. I just want you
to play this audio, but here for us Keezy.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Ah that audio? Yeah, yep, you remember, and yeah that's right.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Where's Mogi gone? Is he doing another dump?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
I think he's backing one out.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
He's not here.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
It's extremely unprofessional whatever he's doing.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh, here he is, fellows.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I was just my sunglasses there and you're looking for them.
Couldn't find them? Yeah, which one of you guys was
hitting them? Because that's the thing that sort of goes
on around here, isn't it. As you guys hide things
generally from each other. Have gone the extra mile.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
So can I just say, by the way, we told
everyone you were taking a I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Well you usually you are around this time.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Around about this time, it's time for a dump. No,
I was looking for sunglasses. So there we are. I've
sort of asked you guys, flat out, straight out to
your faces, have you seen my sunglasses? Have your started?
And you're always doing practical jokes? Now I don't know anything,
don't know what you're talking about. Then today I get
a message from old over there saying that he's inadvertently

(17:29):
an adverting inadvertent it has inadvertently taken my sunglasses for
a couple of days. So I asked you, Jason, has
been a couple of days? And you threw Old Kesey
under the Australia. Yeah, Keesy does do that, you said.
And yet it was you that thieved my sunglasses. And
I just want to know, was it a pang of guilt? Man?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Like?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
What was it that made you bring them back? Because
it's hard to confuse your you know, your fluoro yellow
sonnies with my sort of black frame.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Whatever from the man who stole his wife's bloody looked
like day Medener on our fishing trip. No, well, first
and foremost, has there been a couple of days? Okay,
I thought it was just yesterday. No, look, genuinely, I
must have because our glasses are very similar. We agreed

(18:20):
on that I must have just picked them up and
put them in the side pocket of my bag. And
I was rifling through my bag today and found the
sunnies and put them on and went, God, they feel
a bit weird. Why are they so heavy? And actually
they are made in Italy because that's the other thing
that made me go on the arts he had made
in Italy, And Jesus, I don't buy bloody glasses made

(18:42):
in Italy, and I went, oh, hang about you remembered,
hang about did Mogi maybe did Moggie mention his sunglasses
at some point? So I immediately, as as you know
the sort of person I am, owned my mistake you did,
went on and said, Mogie, I think I've got your glasses,

(19:03):
your mad bab you did you know that?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
What got to me? O G it's kezy about this
and you'll be used to this as well, brother, Yeah, no, apologies.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
No, and if he does apologize, it'll be I apologize.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, not, I'm sorry, sorry genuinely, man, I apologize.

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Speaker 4 (19:45):
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Speaker 2 (20:02):
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Speaker 4 (20:04):
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Speaker 2 (20:13):
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Speaker 4 (20:16):
I did you just say yes, yes man? Because would
be weird.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
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get a Catherine. It's old Hoodie, j Magie and Kezy
from the from Yeah. Good, thanks. How's your Friday afternoon

(20:40):
going there? Catherine?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
It's going great, Rolette, it's got some jobs done today.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
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To get Hi.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
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Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's one.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
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big deck energy.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Oh George, I've spent a long time crafting netlist.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Can I say cancer? And it is quite a list,
I'll be honest with you. It feels like you're taking
the piss of it here. I'll run through it with you.
You've gone for the panorama day bed. Sweet, you've gone
for the long horned six burner barbecue. I've got one
of those, bloody beautiful the good a domestic seventy one
liter ice box.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh, how good.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
You can see what we're doing out on the stickhead.
We've got a tress all table so we can have
all our I'm assuming so we can have all our
drinks out there with that, be right, Catherine, pretty much
as we're on the hammer, Yeah, hardwood three meter torp umbrella.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
My god, I'm amazed by the specifificity of it.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yet, and we're rounding it off with a small square
guess for are table for when the sun goes down?
That gets a little bit chilly there. You get a
little bit of a fire there, bloody, Oh good, Catherine.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
It's the ultimate entertainment, Peckards.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
That is sensational. I guess what, Catherine, you just won.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
What thank you so much?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh good man? That was That was a magnificent shopping list.
That was superb.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Oh my god. I mean you dream you make the
list and your hope, but you never think it's actually
going to happen.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well, it's definitely happened for you.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
No worries, Catherine, That's what happens.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
That's what happens when you're into the competition.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Big shout out to trade Tested, dot co, dot m
Z if you're keen on anything to get your dick
in shape for some of the ore the people to
check out. But Katherine, congrats mate, and we'll check you
out in a big deal.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
All right, yeah man, No worries. You enjoy. Oh how good, funny,
good jealously.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I think it's the hold Aching Big Show with Jace,
Mike and Keyzy. Tune in week days at four on
Radio Hodaky.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
It's the hole Reucky Big Shows Friday Throber. Yes, do
do the theme this week Pearl Jam. Of course, given
that they're playing tonight live at Mounts Mart Stadium, Mogi
went for this one.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Got a State of Love and Trust off the soundtrack singles.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
All right, right, where do you went for this? Bloody cracker.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
How good that's a cover of Bubba Riley from The Who.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, Man and Key, you see wait for this cracker.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Let's review mirror from pill Jim.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Least go.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
It's going to cut from Auckland. Get I cut your
mad Barstard? How's life?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Its not too bad?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Things, mate, he'll sing, Yeah, good things, Kurt. What are
you running with there? Mate?

Speaker 6 (24:26):
I'm going to go with you jas with an asterisk.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's not a it's not as Yeah, it's Jim. You're
not doing.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Good?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I grant your mad Barstard? How's live?

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Treat you real good?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Good on you?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
What are you running with? The grant?

Speaker 7 (24:44):
Well? She say, please sweet Jason, you've got it.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Thanks? Oh wow, ban holy, thank you very much. Sorry,
just like that.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Can I just say this is huge in terms of
the Throbber because the scores are Actually I've got to
add an asterisk. Asterisk he said, to add an asterisk.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
You can't. That's a pearl Jam singing a song.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
So it is Mogi on ten, Keezy on eleven, Jason eleven,
and Jason's got six asterisks.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, so it's huge. This is the sequel. It's no
you're in lastly, well, because you're asterisk knocks off one
of your wins that trust me back to ten.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Sitting on five, let's play the Chams is a crack.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
The whole achy big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy Yes.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Indeed the Pixies there and fittingly of course they're playing
before Pearl Jam tonight. That is a hell of a
double header, feels Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
That's pretty good stuff, isn't it. And just for all
those people out there that are wondering, if you're wondering
what the guts is, what time the gates open all
that sort of carry on. The gates open out at
Mark's Smart tonight five pm, so they're already open yet,
six pm, Liam Finn seven pm, Pixis eight fifteen perl
Gam and you can expect Pearl Jam to play for
between two and two and a half hours.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Wow, that's a huge performance. Also on the way homes,
it's huge.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
On the way home.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Chin's hodaki because we've got the Pearl Jam after party
from eleven wall to wall Pearl Jam.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, I seid after seven, I got that run.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
It rhymes you heard seven, but it was eleven Yeah, yeah, Hey,
fell as something happened to me today which kind of
took me by surprise. Do you guys have a mattress
protector on your bed?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
No? No, gross, So.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
You don't have something under your fitted sheet between you
and the mattress.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I've got We've got like a wall, Yeah we do.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Actually we've got a what do you call those things?
The electric blanket as well, and that's got a protectory
thing over.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
We've got like a.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Sheep skinny thing, sheepskin and you run the quilt on
top as well. No, we don't, and the valance we've
lost the quote have. Okay, So we have a mattress
protector and ye what nothing? So we have a mattress protector,
always have on our bed, and we just we decided

(27:14):
the other day that we needed to get a new
one because it's just a bit tattered and torn after
being slipped on and rubbing against the cheek.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
I know what you guys are thinking.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
So it was so it got tantned and torn because
it was rubbing against the sheet.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Think about it hopping into bed like you know. For
we might have had this thing for five years. The
friction sheet on sheet friction of course, it's going to
get of course it's gonna get worn out. So we
got a new one and my wife chose them, and
she's really stuck. She put them on the beard today
and I sort of went over to it and like

(27:52):
felt and I was like, why does it feel so weird?
And she said, oh, I got waterproof ones.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Hm. Why did she get waterproof on?

Speaker 6 (28:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, yeah, why did she get waterproof? I don't know,
I asked her.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
I was like, why did you get waterproof? And she said, oh,
this is just this was just the nicest one.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Was it nice? It's got plastic on it? Well that's
what it doesn't quite have plastic on it.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
It felt better than that. But I'm like, why are
we upgrading to a waterproof mattress protector. I'm thirty three.
I'm not going to do weeazing the beat.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Just after you got steam last night, she's brought that today.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
This morning to Brisco, came home massively steam last.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Night, and then the very next day she buys a
waterproof mattress protector.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, and it's a mystery.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
You said that.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
What did I say to when you got up?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
She was working from home today? She was that she
was using the hair dryer on the mattress for about
and a half after you got up.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah, that's right, Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, No, I
remember that.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Of course I said that I sent off here right, right,
So you suggested that I paid the bed last night
and now we've upgraded.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Well, I mean, what other what other you know, Eason,
could there be Well it seems like a weird thing
to do from her point of view, Maybe she was
not weird.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
She wanted one with like more reinforcing because of all
that sheet on sheet friction.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'm also I'm also thinking they're easy. And this hasn't
been a smart This hasn't been a smart ass bullshit.
But I I can't help but think mogive the old
midnight steamers which happened. Yeah, and I'm thinking, you know,

(29:29):
maybe there's an element of batter.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah. I mean, it can't be easy for it. It must
be an anxious sleep. There's so many things that can
have gone wrong. Thanks. I was really glad I brought
it up.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
The Whodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Now there's a bit of sporting action over the weekend,
so let's give our expert deep analysis and a bit
of sports chat. His head off to do to do
scrum time, let's start up for the All Blacks. Fellows okay, obviously,

(30:11):
the All Blacks versus Ireland back in the day, of
course it would have been an easy match for the
All Blacks no longer. No longer. Ireland are no longer
easy beats and by god we only just pipped them
in the last World Cup. They are a great side
these days. Two big injuries for the All Blacks. Cody Taylor,

(30:33):
who has been an absolutely sensational formers out and of
course the great body Barrett Fellers. We all know how
good he is. He's also out. So two big losses
for the All Blacks.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
There, Magie, it's a couple of big losses for the
All Blacks. The awarded Jay there's absolutely no doubt about that.
You've got Damien McKenzie coming into the number ten position.
They'll be looking for him to straighten up the attack.
He's been quite horizontal, which again it's been getting caught
behind the vantage Lyne. We know he's got a lot
of magic and that's easy to show off when you're
in the slower sort of super rugby but he'll be

(31:06):
looking to shine. He's the ear apparent Boone and Barrett's
not going to be around forever. But it really is
time for Damien to step it up.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yes, so good, I'm thinking, are you go?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
I was just gonna say the Cody Taylor being is
actually massive. It's huge sensational form, that's right. While More
he his lineouts have been a wee bit shaky.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
They've been shit well in fatas to him. The first
sort of three quarters of that match, they was great,
he nailed it and then he just fell apart, or
whether he fell apart or the whole team fell apart.
But listen, all of a sudden, I played pretty much
eighty more. Yeah, that was the thing. He's more of
an impact player and so he had to play the four.
Eighty was maybe fatiguing up a bit there for the OBU.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
So you see George Bell come onto the bench, he'll
be spelling him, and then Stephen Pittlefetter as well as
back in the Oh really he'll be coming off the beach.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Okay, okay, okay, what else have we got there? Then
let's have a prediction. I'm going Ireland, right, I'm going
I'm going with my heart because I think it's another
classic case of these matches where toss a coin God knows.
So yeah, it's magnificent. Yes, instead of it being all
blacks by how much you get it, you get a

(32:18):
tighter competition even better. It's on at like nine o'clock
in the morning. I'm just going to go all blacks
because I love them.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, good one, you met.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
I'm going to go all blacks, like similar to last
week's game, right, twenty six, twenty four or something like that.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
It's going to be close.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Also a little bit of my league over the weekend
Australia of course, the Tonga and New Zealand the New Guinea.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
That's right. The international game is back baby. Tickets for
that sold out super super quick. It's been played at
I think Paramota Stadium, thirty thousand capacity there but sold out,
which for international rugby league is a rarely and a
big attraction for that has got to be Tonga and
their fans that they make the game exciting off the

(33:01):
field as much as what is going on on the field,
which makes it more interesting for the opposition team and
supporters as well. So hopefully they can really get in
behind this new international tournament and keep on pumping it
because it's good quality rugby league and Tonga is catching up.
You'd expect Australia to be too good on the day.
And then weirdly that is the curtain raiser for the

(33:23):
Kiwis versus Papua New Guinea. That is a relegation promotion
opportunity there. The Cools will be absolutely playing like psychos.
Yes you would hope again the keywi's out of classroom.
But you've got to watch it for the hits. Yes
you have got If the Keys turn up and they're not,
you just want to make sure they're not dialing it in.
I was listening to a podcast yesterday and it turned

(33:46):
out that James Fisher Harris didn't even know that they
had to play this week. Oh wow, So the post
match conference he goes, oh, I just found out that
we've got to play Popa New Guinea next week, so
he had no idea. Okay, so that's not a good sign.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
He's the guy we've signed right at the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Cool Cool.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Also tomorrow and Sunday down in christ Church is the
Fast fives Netball tournament, so.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh good, yep, you got your money on Kezy Well,
the Silver fans of Bloody good at it.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
But if you've got any neitball nutters and your family,
and I certainly do, they'll be all over that all week.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I consider that an aberration. Why because it's just I'm
not happy why they change the rules. I hate these
truncated forms of.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
They have to do something lait sevens Yes, all that,
they have to do something because nitball, and they need
to figure out a way to make it more exciting.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
That doesn't mean I have to like it. Kezy Phoenix
playing the Central Coast Mariners on Sunday, yep, that's right.
Hopefully they get back on the winning column.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
There, that's right. Also, just before we quickly go, my
tab hunch for the week, the All Blacks are actually
underdogs somehow, paying two dollars sixty for the win. If
you want to win a one hundred dollars bonus cash bet,
text Ta B to three hundred to three four eight
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get your bit on rotm bit responsibly two sexy for

(35:07):
the All Blacks.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
That's good eating, Yeah, good stuff. Keysy hanging there, buddy.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
The hod Achy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Kesy rolling Stones there on the radio, hold ankey big
show this Friday afternoon, and what a glorious Friday afternoon
it is. And on that front, Fellas, I made a
bit of a summer fashion statement today when I went
out shopping. I've made a pledge to myself first and foremost.
I don't do a bit of swimming this year. Oh yeah,

(35:38):
can you swim?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
No? Yeah, I'm really bad at it.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
But you so, like if you were thrown into the ocean,
you could swim.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
If I was thrown into the ocean, I could float.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
How long do you reckon? You last? When you take
into account the panic And I'm not talking about a
swimm pool, I'm talking about the ocean.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yes, not very long. Yeah, Like I can swim, but
I out of breath very quick. Sure, I've never been
able to do, you know, the free style and take
a proper breath. I always get sucking about four quarts
of water every time I do it, and then I
start choking and seeking and sinking under the surface.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
And then you start panicking, drownding.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
And I whereas I'm more of a peddler, Mogi I'm
more of a wader.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Yeah, And what about backstroke, because backstrokes.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Even worse for me, Keezy, even though my bosies tend
to keep me quite buoyant, it's even worse for me.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
But well, and also your nose would look like a
sharks fan.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, exactly, and people would freak out. Now here's the thing.
I heard this thing a little while back last summer,
or maybe the summer before, and I've told you guys
about it before, which was that men's that the most
common thing for men to have a heart attack is
going for a cold swim, because it changes you're breathing
with them, and all sorts of stuff happens. So for

(36:54):
about a year and a half, I went, I'm not
getting in the ocean because I'm going to have a
heart attack because it's I'm not joking, because it's so
cold and you're breathing. Gets all sort of screwed up.
But I went Nana, and I went for a couple
of swims, and I went, that's fine. Now in the past,
I wear your board shorts. Now, I think we know,
and it's well documented the fact that I'm ashamed and

(37:16):
deeply ashamed of my legs you shouldn't be, by the way,
and particularly I'll make this point from my knee down
to my foot. My calves and shins are an abomination.
They are like toothpicks, whereas my thighs are actually quite reasonable.
They're not bad thighs. And so I'm thinking to myself,

(37:36):
why am I buying board shorts when I'm not showing
off my best feature of my legs, which is my thighs.
So I went shopping today and got budgy smugglers, so
instead of focusing on my skinny little calves and shins,
people will be focused on my muscular thighs and massive package.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Well that's great, that was.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
My thinking and reason.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
What do you think? I think it makes total sense.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Thanks man?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
What color did you go with?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Blue?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Light blue?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Dark blue?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
That's a shame because what you want to be doing
is going with a light blue, a teal, an olive,
even a white, because when you get in that water,
what you want to be doing is showing off the shape,
the color, and the shape of your upstairs operation.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Which is sure. So you've missed a trek there, But
can I just say that in that regard, magi, they're
quite thin they're not far. Yes, I think they're.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
A sheer material.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Old Hody j will be getting plenty of glances on
the beach there.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Now. The obvious concern here is that because you're not
a groomer, because you don't take any kind of care
around your bush, you're going to be spraying all sorts
of pubic here out the sides and the and the
top of those speeders. Are you going to do any
work around there? You're going to get yourself a bikini.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I am concerned that there's going to be she tough.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Someone's just throwing a blanket over like a bush, you know.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
But what I might do is a bit of waxing
on the side, yeah, just to stop the side bush.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
But I'll tell you what I'm going to do for
the public out there and for all the listeners. I'll
take a couple of selfies put them on my instance
just so people can see Hoodie Jane's budget.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
The Hurdikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Kissy Yeah, welcome back here, massive backbones, have you? Ha
Ben a great Friday afternoon with he are still at
work and having a few beersies with your mator at home,
having a few beers at a pub, having a few
beers responsibly. Responsibly of course, you, of course right now
are listening to the Big Show, which is brought to
you by two week get it and.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Get it inside you until you have brought back the
famous two year right billboards?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Have they? Yeah? Man? Do you know why? There's a
lot going on in the world. Man, it does feel
like people could do with a laugh at the moment,
So maybe that's got something to do with.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Oh, that's really nice. That's that's great, Magie.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
One hundred percent, Maggie nail on the head and marrowed it.
That's why they've done ith Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course
the old Huduky Big shows right on board with the show. Hey, Jace,
have you heard of the podcast outro?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Man? Yeah? I have? Do you want to talk about
it for a week?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
But sure, Well it's basically a warm up to the show.
We record it and put it out there into the ether.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
We do. You're so vague, what if you say this
ship people?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
We put on a podcast. People put in their air
buddies and it's all there, you know, their skull candies
and they listen to it kezy.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
That's right, search Hucky Big show. We get your podcast
from We do bonus content every single day, us having
chit chat and the clip we've got of today's one,
which comes out at seven thirty.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
This was recorded before the show and I hadn't actually
spoken to anyone all day other than my wife, so my.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Voice was pretty naked. Here's a we clip. How'd you
go last night? It was excellent? Oh my god, it
was oh my.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
He had.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
He just had a massive burger too, and chips, just
to sort of sak some ship up.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah, because you sound, do I this is how you
sound when you've had a real good one.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
We really pushed.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
We all just said it.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Wasn't there much of a what why are you laughing?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
At point? Just you just trying to grab words.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yes, okay, I am. I'm hungover and I'm struggling to
put sentences together.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
We're nearly.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
And if you want to missile at the buzzy for
the rest of the show casey, that's fine. Hey, plenty
coming up, so make sure you stay tuned.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
You keep your phone on.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
If you entered for the older Fermo ten k TROLLI
grad will be calling the winner next after some dart
punk the Hole.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Actually big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and keisy.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Oh you got a little bit of rage on a
Friday afternoon now coming up. This is very exciting. The
FIRMO ten k trolley grab Fellers. What a great opportunity
for a lucky punter out there, tim Kay's worth of stuff.
You get your trolley, your hoon around the store, grab
what you can too. Good.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Let's be straight over to the cash register, which, yeah,
just tuck all the cash registers straight in the bloody trolley. Beatiful.
I don't know if I don't know, that's what I want.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Actually, that's a really good idea, Mogi. Thanks, that's a
really good idea.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
I don't know if you're allowed to just grab the
cash register.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
All the snacks and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Probably, but there's heaps of expensive power tools, paints.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I've grabbed the photo copier out of the back office.
K I don't go through to the point I want. Yeah,
well that's if Moggie was doing it.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Fortunately he's not neither reminded this hoiity J and the
legends at a Fermo have actually teed it up. So
that's some lucky sole trader out there actually gets a
chance to get a trolley. Uh fast paced walk through
placemakers grab as much stuff as they can for the trolley.
And as I say, they could walk out there with
you know, ten grands with stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Bloody?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Shall we do it?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Kezie?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Should we give them a call?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
All right, let's give it a call. The person's name
is Jake, Ja Jake, No.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Just Jake. I'll tell you what. Anybody tries to stop
them stealing the cashree just so they'll be in deep shit.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah, good luck. You get a Jacob's Hoidy, j Mogi
and Keyzy from the Big Show. How are you going
your mad bastin.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
Oh the spellow?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah yeah, we're really good things. Joke where you are
off from work out? You're hitting hard? What's going on?

Speaker 7 (43:50):
And I've just knocked off and I'm not gonna lie
getting me excited?

Speaker 6 (43:53):
What are we?

Speaker 7 (43:54):
What are we saying? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Hell on, Jake? What do you do for a crust man?

Speaker 7 (44:00):
And I'm a builder. I just sling a hammer and
so I'm going to find a neck like I'm working
all the way.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, good backbine. Hey, so I'm assuming then, Jake, you
love your tools, mate? And I told you you know Jake, Jase, Yeah,
I do. Actually, I think I do know Jake.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Jake. You take the word grab through the three four
eight three?

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Didn't you? You registered to got in a bit of
a ten k trolley grab?

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Oh you're joking.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I sure that, Yeah you did.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
And thanks So I made the firmer you my friend,
have won.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Oh you.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Good? Hell good Jake, Oh good man, thank you so much.
Tell me, tell me, man, what are you going to
sort of target when you do this? Have you got
anything tools in mind that you're going to target? Because
it's up to team K here.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Brother, man, I think if one of the boys are listening,
I know, I know a few tools have been dropped
off the scaffold the last couple of weeks, probably letting
his left trying to get my next week. I agon,
but mate, I'm not too sure yet. You've put me
off guard. There there's a few things on the radar.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
All right, Well, what I suggest you to do, Jake, is
going to a placemakers and just have a look around,
you know, sort of map it out. You had an
idea and then put a game plan.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yeah for sure and doubt Jake, Jake, eff and out
brother you go for the cash registers.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Good stuff, Hey Jake, Congratulations mate. I hope you do.
I'm sure you're going to do well. And I think
that was a great, great advice there by Keezy. Go
into a placemakers, check it all out, mate, plot your
little path there and fill that bastard trolley up. Good home, Yeah,
buddyick you back to Big Dilly and Studio B. How

(45:52):
good a fellas.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Lucky Bugger for Hodikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Shiggy Pump There in the Honanky Big Show. This on
Friday afternoon. Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with
Mike Minogue?

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Slow Horses, Slow Horses. I'm just watching Slow Horses on
Apple TV starring Gary Oldman. I don't really know what's
the same. We've got four seasons of it and I'm
halfway through the first season, so as to the front,
I guess, sure, man.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
What's that? I continued with.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Slow Horses because you're obviously watching a lot of it,
but you haven't really been saying, man, this is great.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
It is great. It is great. I have been saying
it's great. It is great, great British spy drama with
great actors and great riding. Okay, great, Okay, it's good. Eating.
Can't recommend it highly enough. And apparently it gets better
in better and better. Wow. Somebody recommended to me that
I watched Sea with Jason more Moore, but I probably

(47:08):
won't watch it, right, Yeah, yeah, they told me it
was great.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
But I was like, that's funny. She has talking to
Jason last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's in good form.
And I think he was actually a bit steamed. It
was a whine and dial. He always whining, gals me.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
He he's in New Zealand at the moment.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
My wife, here we go.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
My wife flew back from a ver cargo on Wednesday
and it's a double flight and she had to go
from Wellington to Auckland. Was a christ to Auckland, I think,
And she said, God, the guy sitting in front of
me was massive. He had his hood up, he had
really long hair. Yeah, he had a mask on and
Sonny is the whole flight right, And then she was
I wonder who he was, Like he was like six
foot four or something massive, and I was like, was

(47:52):
he like, you know, was he brown fella?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
You know, I was like, did he you know, you
don't think it was Jason Moore potentially? And she looked
him up, She's like, I think it was him.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
And he was in full incognito mode sitting in front
of her, and she was just like, was she.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Attracted to him?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Sound like she liked him at all? He was, He's
not bald is.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Yeah, there's one guy that she liked. I actually it
was a thing for bald men.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, she's got a real thing for them.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
I wouldn't say real thing for them, She's got a
real thing for ol Keesy.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah, that's what matters.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah, you watch j Yeah. I watched Between again. Of course, sadly,
I'm coming to the end of the series and I
hate that season three, the final season, season three, I
think so yes. And actually I was watching something some
interview actually about that show and how gutted people were
that it had been, that it was done and dusted.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
He was done with her.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yeah, and the guy that played the main character, and
of course wrote it as well, he just said, no,
it's been fun you know, but I'm done with And
that's the thing. That's the key. You see after Talk Back,
when when we filmed Talk.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Back, what's that.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It's a comedy show that Megane and I did. We
we knew it was never going to get any better than.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
That cliffhanger ending. Nobody knows what's going to happen. It
wasn't set up for a second season or anything like that.
And that's just the end of it now. Scott Ryan,
that guy. He is currently writing a film which is
a bank heist sort of style movie and it's called
Everybody Dies at the end.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Why does that ring a bell to me?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
I don't know. That's a really good name for a film.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yes, Keys, obviously you didn't do anything last night and
have from get massively steamed.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
I didn't watch anything yet.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah, yes, So did you go home and eat KFC
and your bed with your wife?

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Jase, good question. Wendy's sitting on the floor next to
my wife who was in bed because I woke her
up when I got home. I sat down on the
floor next to the bed and started eating my Windys
and she was just like talking to me about the
gig that I gave us some of my cheeseburger.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
What an absolute state. It reminds me of that video
that was taken of David Hasselhoff by his daughter when
he came home eating a burger and was nagging it
off his head and she's video recorded it and posted
it to the internet. Yeah. Yeah, it was just like that.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
The Whole che Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Hold, I can you get excited, Magi? It's getting closet
the gig tonight. You're excited, mag gig giggy?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I meaning a few mates at the old pub there beforehand.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Yeah, mate, Yeah, he is in the c.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, in that part of that.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
I don't think it will be much in that because,
as we're discussing earlier on, I'm probably going to drive
so that I don't drink. Sure, okay, Yeah, I've got
a busy day tomorrow, which is actually just more drinking.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
The way you said I've got a busy day tomorrow,
it makes me think you are going to drink.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Well, I've got a busy day tomorrow because I'll be drinking, right.
I don't want to have a busy day tonight. And
a busy day tomorrow. Busy you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
I said to the white Fold drive and I just
won't drink. That's a good idea, I said, yeah, yeah,
see it. Well, probably have to go pick up the
car tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Because you're saying, keezy actually that you feel like you
could go in a bit of a run at the moment.
You had a big eat last night, You've had a
few busies today, you're feeling good again. What are you
thinking of a long weekend for Keysy there?

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Well, I do actually have a shinding tonight. Oh yeah,
it was actually one that I promised my wife that
I would be fine for. You're not hints why it
was a bit of a but no, I'm sweet.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
I'm good now.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
I sound way better than at the start of the show.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
But yeah, No, I'm not going to have a long weekend.
It'll just be tonight, just a casual exponsibly. All my
neighbors are gathering together to have dinner together.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Awkward, it's not that in the Ball sort of situation.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
No, it's not a Keys in the Ball situation.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah, you just leave the porch light on.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Are they all from Tia? Two.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Well, yeah, that's where I look awkward. Hey have you
guys heard about the black clash? Yeah, so when I'm
hungover a carby bothered segwag into stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
I think they've sold a lot of tickets.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Seventy percent of the tickets have sold right already, so
you need to get involved in sales out every single year.
They've also released the full well an updated list of
the players I've locked in, so for Team Cricket, Daan
Vatory of course as the captain, Anton Devisitch lou Vincent,
Kyle Mills, Grant Elliot, Adam Patordi. So that's already a
pretty excellent line up. Team Rugby though, Karen Reid once again,
Chris Gail, Ruben Love, Jason Needing eaton officer to new

(52:33):
Andy Ellis, and Chris Chris Gale.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Chris Gal's planned to.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Yeah, whoever wrote the teamless year has put his name
twice And now I look.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Actually easy.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
But we're giving away the chance for you to have
the best seats in the house, aren't we moved?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Oh we sure are. You know you're going to get flights, accommodation.
You know, all the bells and whistles can I say
that you get there and you're going to get to
go for a ride on a tramp now wing upwards
of three bucks on a trip like that. But if
you win this incredible prize that'll cost you jack, there's nothing.
Then you're going to get to go in a spa.

(53:11):
The spa is what's the name of the joint where
they go to that sparkus he been there before.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
There's the hot pools, the beautiful Hippoona Timewana and New
Brighton right on.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
The beach there.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
That's beautiful there.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
It's windy and cold quite often and New Brighton so
it's actually good because the hot pools are so hot.
It's a quite nice balance.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Yeah, year the salty air and your massive honker, your
honker there, yeah feelings.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Of course, you also get tickets to the Black Class.
You'll be in the a sec Export Ultra Parties zone.
It's the rat party area and for the first innings
you'll be joining me in Old Burnt Meat Patty's Mogi
in the hot Spring Spa on the sideline.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Yeah, and old hodj commentating there, that's.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Right exactly, Old Hodyjlby on the commentary there. It's right, Yeah, Yeah,
nervous as hell because it goes out to millions and
millions of people.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Which Moggie likes to remind me of every time I'm
about to go on here. Yeah, I get involved people
because as Keyesy was saying, seventy percent sold, it will
be sold out very shortly.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Well, so if you can enter to win the best
seats in the house and the flights in the accombination
and the tram, etcetera, make sure you hit to hold
UK you dot co dot z and we will see
you at Hagleyoval on the eighteenth of Jam for the
Hot Spring spar T twenty Black Clash and association with
wolf Brook.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
The Hadiking Bing Shown podcast.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
We'll there you go your ma Advicetards. That's a Friday
show done and Dust thanks for taking the time to
listen to us every day of this week. Make sure
you do it again next week, Mogi. Have a great
old time at the ap Pearl Jam concept mate. I'm
sure it's going to be doozy.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Yeah, pretty bloody excited about that, and you'll be heading
out there. Get to see a little bit of Pixies,
a little bit of Pearl Jam, hang out with the
mains few beers and bloody warm evening. So can't do
much better than that, can you?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
You can't, mate, You can't kezy of luck with your
neighborhood sex party tonight and you know, hopefully party.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
It's just a neighborhood catch up. He's a barbecue.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
No, it's that we're like the.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Youngest ones only it's only touching above clothes.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, you are the youngest ones there.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Yeah, me and my wife and I was that kind
of situation.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Yeah, any bald fifty five year old dudes there, yep?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Oh no actual, Oh god, yes, I'm just gonna be
quite one though.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
We'll try to wrap things up. Yeah, make sure you
wrap things up for sure, man, those sorts of things.
You got to wrap things up totally. Man.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Look forward to seeing you on Monday.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Keasy, Thanks Jase.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
What are you doing this weekend?

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Man?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
I've got quite a lot playing ye, fishing, golfing, bit
of hunting, a bit of work to do around the house,
and I'm looking forward to it. It's going to be good.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
What work you doing around the house, just you.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Know, garden stuff. Shit, God, it's looking good at the moment.
I might even crack the chainsaw this week.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Oh yeah, crap, what are you cut down that tree
that's going to devastate your neighbor's house Because it'll kill.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Me, But listen. Make sure you check out our Instagram account,
make sure you check out the podcast. Have a safe
weekend till Monday. See you later.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Bye see