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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Night and Day from just four dollars fifty.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's time to our oversize.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest, biggest.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
This is the biggest, our biggest, shot.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Big show with Jason Hoich, Mike Minogue and Cheesy I'll
give you a mad barstid. It's great you have your
company this Wednesday afternoon. It is the tenth of July
twenty twenty four and you, you, my friends are listening
to the Big Show brought to you by Night And

(00:38):
as you can tell, and as you can hear, still
a voice down Kesey, how are you a mad bastard?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Ah, Jason, I'm feeling great.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I was away for a bit of a funeral situation
the last few days, so I'm feeling very healthy. Yes,
you are feeling healthy.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Man Moggie's been down and out for a week. Yes,
he text us this morning. He was pretty keen to
come back. He said, he still feels pretty terrible, sounds
pretty terrible, and runs out of energy really really easily. Yes,
So I think we're just going to give him another day.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Sounds pretty normal to me. Actually for Mogi, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, Well, I had a conundrum actually
because I was ready to go on Monday, but you
were away and.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You can't press the buttons.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
And Mogi was away, I can't push the buttons, So
I had to cool my heels for the last couple
of days until at.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Least one of you came back.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Even though I really wanted to do it with Pugs
arm but apparently he had an absolute tantrum and said
he didn't want to work with me, which I find
really surprising because I thought we had a really special
bonding relationship but apparently not Keasy.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well, I found that quite upsetting.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, I mean, you know what Pugs is like, and
you two have a pretty dicey relationships.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
It's one of those sort of passionate relationships, you know
what I mean, where we have really full on falling
out there and then massive making up sessions.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know what many sessions like conversation.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Wow, No, it's it's making out sort of sessions. Will
we passionately make love to each other and everything is
settled and we're.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Back to what's good.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
So we must have been going through one of those
bad periods and I wasn't aware of it.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Right where you guys like to patch things up?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Then? Yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Hey, now listen, Big Show ahead, Big Show ahead, Jays.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Have you heard of Bathurst?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I thought everyone had?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yes, No, I've heard of bath Well.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
We've also have you heard of the NL Grand Final?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I sure have.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Keys, We've got a chance for you to potentially get
in the drawer to win either of those two trips.
More info on that coming.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Shortly, two good men. In the meantime, His Gorillas.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
The Wholearchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keys.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Indeed Green day there on the radio Hoedarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes past four o'clock.
Still not the Big Show yep, Moggi's still a little
bit crooked, but hopefully he's going to come right. Kesey,
you've been away for the weekend and a Monday Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's right now.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Talk with Stuart Kesey. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
So my loved Nana who actually lived with eighteen years. Yes,
she passed away over the weekend and it's from my
mum's side of the family. It's multi side of the family.
So we had like a funeral in Towdunger, which is
where I grew up. We then had to take Nana
to the East coast where her ewe is where she
grew up. Sure, and then we had to bury her there.
Say fair well, get extremely responsibly steamed at the local RSA.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yes, what she were saying was tiny. It would have
been a boom for them to actually have you all
turn up.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
So my uncle is he's a treasurer of Almada. He
also runs the RSA right because the locals down thereo
by the way, we're all related to. Apparently they had
a bit of an issue with things going missing and
so my uncle had come and taken over. It has
like higher the new staff blah blah blah, and it's
it's tiny, it's one room nights, it's excellent. So we

(04:02):
had a big party there. I was in charge of
the music box. They had a big giant speaker thing.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh bugger, yeah, I had.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
To pickle the songs. Oh no, it went down really well,
thank you, Jason.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I did it really yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Lots of Green Day Oh okay, big fans of American idiot.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
I just want to felt that maybe you playing the
music would have been like, what the hell is this?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Nah man? I know, I know the tunes to play
when you're down the coast, a lot of ten guitars
and stuff like that. And then yesterday an eight and
a half hour drive back to Auckland.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Nightmare.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It was night me. I arrived back in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Just were you a little bit overhung massively?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, it was a huge night, three hours sleeping the
middy with a whole lot of people snoring. And then
tell you what though, today woke up good as gold,
ready to rip back into some radio hood I.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Because I was going to say, you look a bit
Drewpy I to be honest.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Actually just on that you've got a black eye and
a big plaster over it. What happened?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, you should see the other guy Keezy something very
very stupid feeding my dog Rue Rue. Yes, on Sunday
night had me aggy boots on. I've got a little
deck out the front of my house.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
What a little deck.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
At the front of your what house? House?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, with a little and you sort of stepped down
onto the pavers there and I picked up her water
bowl to get her some more water, and just trapped
and basically face planted into a balustrade. And because I
didn't have my hands free, I just fell forward and went.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Right crack far out any concussion worries or anything.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh why do I not seem right? Or do I
not see normal? Or what's going on?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You've got You've got a giant black eye and a
giant plaster on your face. I'm just wondering. It's obviously
quite a heavy collision with the nog in there.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh yeah, but I'm a tough bastard, geezy, And you
know what I'm saying, to be honest with you, I
was more furious and pessed off at my stupidity than
anything else, did you, Jeff?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
It hurt like a bastard.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
And we went to the A and E and sort
of checked it out, but there were people were waiting
for six hours. So I went, Nah, not happening. I'm done.
I'm out of here right. But I don't need stitches
or anything like that, because the nurse saw me, so
I went, nah, as good as gold.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
So you don't.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
You're not worried that you might have like a fracture
or anything. In there.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh it's really painful and I can feel like bones
moving and stuff. But my theory is that eventually they'll
settle into place. Yeah, and you know, like calcify.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, because obviously, if you saw a doctor, he might say, look,
you do have a bit of a fracture. They we
have to put your whole head in a cast.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah, sure so, but I just didn't want to wait
for six hours, you know what I'm saying. So I
just go home and harden up and have a Darry
That's the best treatment. Hey, you speaking speaking of hardening up.
We'll speak to Moggi the next day, give him a call,
see if he's putting it on or not.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, I'm keen. Apparently he sounds terrible. But it's been
a couple of days. We haven't had a chance to
discuss the wars who had a heartbreaking loss.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
To the Bulldogs and great game though, Yeah it was
a great game.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Excellent game. So we'll get Moggi on next and also
fill you in on an amazing new competition where you
could potentially and tickets to the Grand Final of the
NRL or go to Bathis for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Too good.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
The Hdarchy, Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Oh indeed, rage against the Machine there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
How appropriate, Keysy.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, the person we're about to speak to him, we've
just listened to Rage against the Machine. I know, because
he loves a bit of rage against the machine. We're
talking about that stallion of a man, that absolute stud
that Greek had done us.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Magie. How's live, mate?

Speaker 5 (07:32):
You're going pretty grassy and bad dog, say.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah mate, yeah yeah, slowly coming right over here.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, slowly man.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
It's I don't know what the thing is that I've got,
but it's it's gripping me tightly. Yes, more details. Hopefully
I'll be back tomorrow. That's my that's my hope.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, mate, Well we're all hoping that.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
But it's interesting because of course the war's played over
the weekend and Keysy's refusing to talk wars with just
Hoidy j So we wanted to bring you up if
that's called by you.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Good staff, mat, it's good staff, all right.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Good to have you back, Megan. Let's get into this
time to chat footy with me. Keezy. What are the
warriors up to Hey, Mogi, did you watch the game? Man?

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Sure did? Man?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Such a good game.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'm want to be honest, mate, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
It was a hell of a game. She's a bit
of a heartbreaker and lots of things to complain about,
but I was very proud of the output. And look,
if you had that team playing all year, would be
firmly inside the top. Hap And and see we've got another
rollercoaster ride, another nail binding climax to the season. If
I can put it.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
That way just quick.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I just want to I just want, I just want
to come clean here about the game. You want to
what I want to come clean about the game?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
The game?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, because I watched the game and it was an
absolute doozy. You're right, Mogi. But I didn't see the
drop goal because I changed over to the A B
S by then. I feel bad about that, but I
looked it up, but I saw it. I went, oh,
don't you.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Have sky Digital or something so that you can like
just record the all Blacks?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
No, I don't. Actually I can't do.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
That right and record it.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
But you can't just go over to it and then
watch it from the start and then just bought up.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Well, you know exactly.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, okay, but anyway, my bad, now.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Mike, I take it you've been across things. You've seen
the absolute debauched call the hit on. I believe it
was to Mighty Martin that was a mile late and
they completely missed that, and that player has now been
stood down for a few games.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, I did see that. It's also broken as draw.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I mean there was.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah, it's just there's a there's a bunch of stuff
that goes on, and you know, I saw some stuff
across other sort of you know, news sources that said, oh, absolutely,
you've got to get that out of the game, and
it's not on. But it didn't deserve to be appealty
because I don't want to. I don't want game to
be decided by well, so what does that mean? Then

(09:58):
we could just go and we're can just late hat
and shoulder charts people in the head of it's in
the last five minutes, because otherwise, you know, because then
it won't decide the game. Yeah, I think that a
penalty or it's not a penalty, or it's late or
it's not and the time of the game should be
completely irrelevant. Like we saw in the first Side of
Origin game.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, with the old hit from Similly there.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
If you do the crime, you do the time fellows, Jason,
you that thanks man, I know what you're going to say.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's amazing great yeh, Mogie. Obviously huge news coming out.
We saw it coming. We could smell it a mile off,
especially you two. The Wars are officially going to Las
Vegas along with the Raiders, the Sharks and the Panthers. Man,
how fizzed up are you for that? And what did
you say? Pens and pants man?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
The Panthers Panthers?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, Mike, how fizzed up are you for that? And
do you think we'll be able to wrangle a free trip?

Speaker 5 (10:55):
I'd love to get over there be marginally more so
as if we were playing Penrith instead of Hanborough. But
I'm very excited. I've already started the research. There's some
beautiful hotspots to go on there. Onz's d and D Bar.
We're going to be goin to Mona's Ranch, right, get
along to Sue's Fantasy Club. I'm pretty excited about the

(11:18):
Love Ranch and the Bunny Ranch. Yeah, there's some beautiful
Because I was giving Las Vegas a Google and it
says what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh is that true?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Man, yeah, yeah yeah, so you can do whatever you want,
like so all good that I.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Can tell you, Mogi. When you were mentioning those names,
they're old. Kezy's eyes were lighting up, they were bulging,
they were bulging out of a socket. He's keen as
you can flag the league. Let's just go to those places.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yeah, it's pretty exciting stuff. But there's probably more Brothels per.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Square meter than anywhere else in the.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
World, so where we might need to get there a
few days early eighteen.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Fellers totally so good. Hey, Mogie, really
good to have your back on the show, mate. Hope
you're back tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Oh yeah, I'm thrilled about it, mate, But yeah, I
really hope that we do get to go to Vegas
and we'll have to give the fellows from Boys Trip
a little call, shall we?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah yeah, a little pat on the ass, easy, No doubt.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Dave's listening right now actually from Boys Trip and going,
oh god, I want to get these guys involved again. Mike.
Thank you very much, mate, Hopefully we'll see you tomorrow.
Good thanks mate, good stuff. Hey you speaking of massive
sporting trips. By the way, we've got a new competition.
It is called would you Rather? Jason? Sounds good man,
and basically it is your chance to potentially win the

(12:44):
ultimate trip to either Badthurst or the NRL Grand Final.
You're going to listen out for a cue to call,
which will be playing inside the next twenty minutes. When
you're hear it, give us a call on oh eight
hundred Hoduck. You tell us which one of those two
things you would rather go to, and you are in
the draw too.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Good The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
You indeed smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Darchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Great to have your company.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
If you're just joining us now, you cannot say keasy
that we don't look after you at Radio hod at.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Me, Well, no, I know you do.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
All the listeners, I mean the listeners we don't because
we have an amazing competition that's starting today.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's called would you rava Radio Hodarchy?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Would you That's right? Jason? Have you ever played would
you Rather? The Drinking Game?

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I have, actually, yeah, I think I've played every drinking
game under the sun, keysy to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
All of them responsibly, of course, moderately. This right here
is the chance to have the weekend of a lifetime. Really, however,
you have to choose one or the other. The first
one up for grabs is if you're a petrol head,
it is pretty much heaven. It is four nights on
Mount Panorama watching the Bathurst one thousand two. Good men,

(14:02):
it's huge. It's like you know, it's it's a once
in a lifetime thing. So that is your first option.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
For a picture head like me, it's like my Mecca. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Geezy totally jace uh. Whereas for me the second option,
which is the weekend of your life at the NRL
Grand Final. However, we understand Bathurst is four days of action, yes,
Grand Finals just one night, so you've got the races
on the set d, a pre match cruise to the
game on the Sunday as well a full weekend of
NRL excellence. You just have to call us when you

(14:33):
have that cure to call on oh eight hundred hadarchy
and tell us which one of those two you would rather,
And you and a mate are in the drawer.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Two good men. Jimmy gave us a call. Get a Jimmy,
your man Bassett Hou's life.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Oh, I'm great circos. How about you?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Mates?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
We're doing okay where we're hanging in there? What do
you do for a crash?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Jimmy, for a steel company?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Massive, massive backbone. Okay, it's cut to the chase here, Jimmy.
Would you are rather Bathurst or the n r L
Grand Final?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh, that's so tough to go for the rugby League.
I think our grand final. You my friend Jimmy are
in the drawer for the n r L Grand Final. Mate.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Outstanding, Thank you boys.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Good luck mate, Good luck Bryce, your mad bastard Holl's life.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Our life is good, living the dream, Champion, How are you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Good? Thanks Tiger. What do you do? What do you
do for a cross? Bryce?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I work in sales, living the dream?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah yeah, absolutely, back man. Okay, it's cut to at Bryce.
Would you rather Bathurst or the n r L Grand Final?

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I'm a league Ah, it's.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Two for the n r L. Bryce. You're in the
drawer mate, So if you were to mate, when you'll
be hitting over there for a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
It'll be interesting, No worries, mate, It'll be interesting, Keezy
actually to see how this plays out over the entire competition.
Who's going to come out on top Bathurst or the
n r L.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well, based on those two, I'm going to say NRAL
to begin with Tim from Donners. You're there mate, yep, yep,
I'm going to Bethirst.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
You just cut to the chase. I like that, Tim,
I like a man that's direct Bathfurst.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Tim, question mate, historically you're holding man. Are a Fordman?

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Probably ford Man? But yeah, just interested to go anywhere early?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Okay, what this just the other thing too, you know,
it's not the it's they're great events, both of them.
But you get to go overseas, have a bit of
a tour too, you have a look around. It's good times.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Geezy.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Absolutely, Tim, you're officially in the drawer for that Baththirst one. Mate. Congratulations,
cheers Fellows. No worries it on, mate, Just down the line,
pugs are or look after your Jase. Just quickly, I've
got a would you rather question for you?

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Would you rather work forty hours a week? Which is
a huge stretch for you obviously.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I mean it's lessen I'm doing at the moment, or.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Only work ten hours a week, but you're getting bitten
by mosquitos the entire time. So forty hours, no mosquitos.
Ten hours you're in a room full of mosquitos.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I'd actually have to go forty hours.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
There's he purely because mosquitos loved me, and I'd just
be a bulbous pulp by the end of ten hours.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
They do a mosquitos as the forty hours, I'd probably
do the same thing.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah, because you've got quite sensitive scan a I've don't
mean that in a derogatory way.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Cas, He's just got lovely sensitive.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Skins which one of us had a giant abscess on
this skin and a massive purple on this skin.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I'm pitt Please don't put that's the.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Right the same thing. Oh this is a tuney?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Sure is?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Who's this the offspring of.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
The hodiking bing shown podcastes?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Indeed the dudes's there on the radio Holdankee Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon, Katie what ey said the front mate,
you haven't done that for ages have actually been quite disciplined, Jace.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
That was that was a full scan now one though,
that was embarrassing. I'm putting it.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Down to the fact that you drove for eight and
a half hours yesterday and you're tired, right, and your
defenses are down, you get a.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Bit pervy, Jacks. Jason, I'm not judging you, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I'm just saying, black eyes to the front, right, because
you've got the plaster beneath your eye there and when
you were looking it was so swollen she even noticed.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I'll just say. All I'm going to say is I
think we should just knock it on the head for
the rest of the show. Sure, I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yes, It's only Pugs we need to worry about now.
He's getting shocking at the studio.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
B Now, listen, lots coming up after five o'clock, including
another Chance with Would you Rather Bathurst? Or the NRL
Grand Final? Also the big show going to the Batch
this weekend. How are we feeling about that, Keysy.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I'm feeling great. Jason's batch will be heading off after
the Friday show just a few days away. Myself, you,
Moggi and pugsun for the team bonding for two nights
at your batch.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
It's going to be so good man also I've got
another voiceover for you.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Oh a gig, yeah, a little gig okay, and is
paid as well.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Keezy, I like the sound of that.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Don't be stupid.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
The Woldiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodike.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Welcome back your Messi of backbones. Hope you're getting through
your hump day. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Day.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
As you can hear if you're just joining us. Still
a voice down. Moggi is still a little bit crooked
at the moment. But hopefully Keezy, you'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
That's right. We've already spoken to Moggi about the WAZ
game at the weekend against the Bulldogs there and of
course they're also letting the chance to play in Vegas
next year. If you missed that chat, check out the
highlights of the Big Show. Those come out in podcast
form seven thirty every night.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
So good. I'm very excited.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Actually, pants Men's just delivered me a hot mince and
cheese pie.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
And you know it is beer and pie July.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
On that front, I've come up with my own recipe
for a pie which I'm going to reveal later on
in the show, Keezy, and I think it's an absolute.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Win, right, But it's really fancy and has lemons Est
in it.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Well interestingly enough of all the things it doesn't have
lemons zest, certainly your crack pepper, etcetera, etcetera. Aoli no, no, no, Aoli. Right, okay, see,
but I'll keep people on tender hooks until I reveal it.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
A right, Jays, I reckon people around the country. I
will be hanging out yes to know the flavor of
pie you'd like to make.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
And I think, actually it's so good it could be
a best seller. I can see Pie of the Year
awards coming haughty Jay's way.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Wow, that's that good man.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
And the pie Awards are huge here in New Zealand,
so it must be pretty bloody good. Tell you what,
if you're listening to this right now, do not go
anywhere because Jason's going to be saying the flavor of
his pie ladder in the show.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
How exciting. Hey, speaking of great stuff, I've scored you
some work. We'll get into that next day.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Okay, here's Metallica.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy tune
in and four on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yes, indeed super Grass there on the radio Honanky Big
Show that Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Excuse me.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Now, for those of you that don't know, I'm Keyesy's agent.
He came up to me a few months back. Well
it was a while ago.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Two years.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah, it's probably been about two years.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
It seems like only yesterday, Keysy, when a earnest young
Keysy approached me nervously and asked if I could be
his agent for him.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
What I said was, I wouldn't mind trying to get
into acting. Yes, it's been going great. By the way,
thank you so much for the hard work you do.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, well, I mean you yet to get a paid job,
but as I say, you know, I'm confident at some
stage we're gonna we're break that damn down.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Well on that. Have you got me an acting gig?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Have you No, I've got your voice over gig, which
is kind of even better in a way because it
doesn't require so much of you, as you know with
your acting.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
And you know there's glimmers there.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
If you've seen our latest video of the Bear and
Pie July, Yeah, way over the top and actually, Pugshan
so good in that video.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
So I was over the top, not you, not the character.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
You know, I was very accurate to my character description. Right,
But you're getting their keys.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
But I think voiceovers is a good way for you
to sort of break into the circuit. Now, did you
get the script that I sent you?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Well? I did get the script. It's not very long?
Is that? Is it a mistake?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
They're not often they're very quick.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, it's it's it's two words yet previously on, yes,
and then whatever the show is right that part? Or
do I just say just previously on right?

Speaker 4 (22:37):
So pretty straightforward as you say, two words, give me,
give me what you're thinking in terms of when you
going tomorrow to do it?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well, I just sort of did it previously on?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Well, I've been given no direction whatever you've sent me
the script. It's a word doc with two words.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Do you know when you're like watching a show and
then the episode ends and then the new episode comes
on and.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
It goes previously on right? Okay, you know what I mean.
So it's got to have some gravitars, gravitas.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
It's got to have something about it makes people go,
I want to listen to this.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Right, so like watch it like previously on well, no.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
That's just being silly, you know, and one of the
yeah it's too much. The intonation's really important too, so
that it's not all one key if you know what.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I mean, what you mean, like you make it go
b oh bab okay so.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Bobo yeah yeah boobo.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I see this one is more of like a bub
b or okay, well show me previously on bab or
previously on.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Look, I'm really loath to do this because you should
never teach people by parroting what right what you want
them to do. But maybe in this case it might
be a bitter idea so that you can hear it
in your own ears. Okay, you know what I mean?
So you know what I'm sort of thinking about, right ready?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, previously on.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Previously on No, you're still lacking the ground.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I just I didn't buy see yours didn't have any gravitars.
What do you mean I didn't. I didn't feel any
gravitars from your Once I was like, oh, he obviously
wants me to dial it back away.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Can you you're not listening? Keasy ready previously on.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
That's how I should do.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
It exactly like that.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Previously on.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
You sound like you've got throat notes or something going on.
It's gotta maybe I'm being a little unfair to you.
You don't have my timber No, I don't have.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Your timber No. Previously on previously on what about all?
What about I go like previously on.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Maybe high and then low high?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, yeah, previously on is it actually no?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Go low in high?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Previously on No, that's not worth okay, what about? What about?
What about?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Just sort of like, David, did you listen to what
I said?

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Though?

Speaker 1 (25:14):
What did you say?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Previously on.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Previously on or what about sort of just like previously
on nailed it?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
The Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yes, indeed, Jimmy Hendrix there on the Radio Honarchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty three minutes
past five o'clock. Now, very exciting time for the big show.
We're going away to my family Batch or.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Is this sorr? Is this Batch Chat? Yeah? Okay, Batch
Chat with the Flellers?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Did you tune that off? Keezy?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I'm uh who made that?

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Man?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
That's that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Hugs made that.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
By the way, on pug Son's just joined us in
the studio.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
If you wonder away, Pugs.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Is suddenly here because of course being part of the
Big Show team, pugsun, you're going to be at the
Big Show weekend family batch.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm sorry, I just okay.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
How are we feeling about it? Fish and foremost?

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Well, by the way, keasy, thanks for the sixteen hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
All right, let's just park that because I told my
wife I wasn't going to do it, but then I
paid anyway, right, okay, so it's just it's done. Let's
just concentrate on the batch now.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Now, if you can just sort up the groceries and
the picture, all will be sweet as But anyway, you're
feeling good about it, Fellers.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'm really excited, Jason. I am genuinely fuzzled. I'm looking
forward to the flowers going away and having to spend
an entire weekend together. Yeah, it's gonna be interesting. What
do you mean having to Well, we have to, right,
we're ages away. We're all going in one car. I
mean I have to be there, you know, like you
don't have to come. I excited, man. What I mean

(26:56):
by that is like usually we're going away somewhere, we've
got stuff to do, We're doing a live show, this
stuff on. We don't have anything to do. It's just
the flowers altogether.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yes, we'll be taking a lot of videos, won't we, Pugs?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, yeah, and we're actually going to take some podcasts,
recording and equipment over.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
And a batch special.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, definitely a batch special. Will it be a basil special?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Potentially? Hey, Jays, I've got some questions. I've got some
questions around the packing list. Okay, so how cut it out?
Is this batch yours?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
In terms of what what.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Do I have to bring? Linens? For example? Does it
come with linens?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'd like it if you did.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, what about Pugs and Mike? Do they have to
bring linens?

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Well?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
What I mean by that is because you're going to
have the top floor, right, So that's the primo sort
of spot.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I've got that.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Okay, yeah, yeah, so that's an actual double bed linens.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Thanks Pugs. Sixteen hundred dollars I paid, so I'll cross
that off. Do you like should I bring some board games?

Speaker 5 (27:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Heaps of board games.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
They're keasy okay, So okay.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
So don't worry about that.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Now you're also asking about the sort of stuff we
need to pack, Fellows. I'll be really honest with you, minimal.
We're going to be naked a lot of the time,
as I said, in terms of our schedule. So you know,
a couple of pairs of undies, some socks. It's winter, yeah,
but it's We've got a lovely it's very warm inside.

(28:21):
Maybe some trackies, pugs, a couple of teas.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Sorry, just just pugs with the tracking You.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Bring trackies too, geezy?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
All right, so I'll bring the trackies.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
I mean you're going to bring your own trackies. You
can't bring trackies for.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Pugsby bring me some trackies? Well, hang on, so do
you want me to bring I can bring.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
You some trackies if you want to same size.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Okay, and then okay, so I'll bring pugs. I'll bring
my trackies for me. You bring pug stigns one, so Pugs,
make sure you bring those and give them to Jayce.
I bring my trackers in for jas, yes, and they'll
take them to the batch for you.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
But as I say, as I say this is the
cool thing about the batch as well.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
There's a little dress up box.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
So you know, we can do dress ups because we're
doing we'll be doing charades one of the nights, and
it's always good to be in costume for that sort
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Okay, some of it's quite sexy, I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Right, Okay, it is, Yes, it is, isn't it like
you're in Law's batch? Yes, yeah, okay, yes, thank you.
So when you said earlier that we're gonna be naked
a lot of the time.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
For the massaging, for the stretching, for a big walk
for yeah, that's why I see brings some tracky.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Right, so he wrote skinny dipping and not swimming on
the schedule, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah, you don't need budget smugglers or anything like that, right,
Have you got some of those there?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
No, you just you just go full nude, right, those
whopping balls out pound into the ocean.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I could have put a lot of money on you
saying yeah, but you did it.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
I said, wapping balls yea.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, yeah, let's stick with that one, old kiz. He's
got massive balls. Okay, cool, So she referring to me
easy but yes, oh okay, right, do I need to
bring like a towel? Do you have towels there, Yes,
like a yes I bring one or yes you have
towels there, Yes, we have towels here. Okay, so I
don't need to bring a town I don't want.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
To use those because then we have to wash them
and that's a pain in the hour. So if you
could bring a towel, that.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Was wait so wait, so there are towels there, Yes,
but I need to bring one. Yes, just perks need
to bring one.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
You can borrow mine, pugs use the one that's there.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Kesey Radio hod Archy would yeah, and this competition is
already going off, and why wouldn't it?

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Kezy? What's an absolute doozy?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
It is a doozy. The only tough part of it
is having to decide whether you would rather have four
nights on Mount Panorama watching the Bathurst one thousand or
a massive weekend at the NRL Grand Final with race
Is on the set in a pre match cruise on
the Sunday.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Two bloody great prizes, whichever way you go. There, Connor
your mad barst Hell's life, good mate.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, good, thanks Connor? What do you do for a
crass mate.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
I'm a chiffy mate.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Okay, Connor, would you rather the n R OUR Grand
Final or Bathist?

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Wise?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Mate? Okay, I got you. I think you're right, Keysy.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
I think the league is gonna maybe be the fave here.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Who knows?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Good on your Connor, I'll chuck you through that put
Son and Studio B. He'll sort you out all right,
thanks mate? Cody your mad barst Hell's life?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Man yourself? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah? Good things?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Man?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 5 (31:44):
I'm a chippy man?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeahs backbone?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Okay, would you rather Cody n R OUR Grand Final
or Bathist?

Speaker 5 (31:56):
I'm going to go to Chip yes, n r L.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
See. That's the good thing is not only does he
choosing the Grand Final, he's choosing to watch the Wars
in the grand final. Right, Yeah, it's definitely gonna happen
this year. You're officially in the draw. Mate.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Awesome, good on your mates. Good Lance? You made barset.
How's life?

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Naughty?

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Bad? Your sixth son of a beat?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
God? What do you do for a cross? Lance? I'm
a mechanic.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Beautiful. How's matama today? Lance?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
It's been a stunning day and Mata today.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Beautiful in Auckland too, bit nippy, Lance, but will survive.
So if you're a mechanic, surely you're going Bathist.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Oh you know it, you know it, way back.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Bloody oath Lance. What kind of cars a you into? Mate?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Unfortunately they don't make them anymore, but the good ones
start with H?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah? Good? Have you got a holding? Lance?

Speaker 5 (32:55):
I've got three of them?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
What have you got?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
An old h in there and a couple of late
model holdings?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh that's good. See that's great. I think Lance deserves
to be in Bathhurst. So you're definitely in the drawer
for that trip, mate. Sounds good.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Good on your Lance, your massive bat. But don't explain
to me just very quickly here kizy the whole holding?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
What does it? Holding? Forward?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Sorry? Sorry, just just to clarify. You don't even know
about holding and forward? What about it?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah? I mean, what's the big thing?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I mean, they're just different cars obviously, and you're either
holding or your forward.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
But well it's like they both go, they both go.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
In Indian you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
It's like state of origin Queensland versus New South Wales.
It's just your one or the other and you get
fired up about it because for years it was always
Holding v Ford and then occasionally some new brands had
come in. There's Nissan was in there for a while,
Volvo and things.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Like that history of Bathhurst. Who's on top Holding or Forward?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Oh you're just gonna lob me that question. Yeah, just randomly,
without without three ordering at all.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I just because I know you're such a pitch your head, Keezy.
I thought you'd know that one.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Holden have won it seventeen times forward to thirteen, right, Okay,
I have no idea. I just made that up. Keasy
go for Kezy, goes for Holden, and Kezy has been
driving around and driven around in Holden's his whole life.
I used to own a VH. Holden. Do you want
a sweet as? Would you rather? Question?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Sure? Man? Hit me.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Would you rather lose your right foot or both your pinkies?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
The pinkies are the outside ones your smallest fingers.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Right foot.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Oh hang on, wait, why do you need your pinkies
so much?

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Well, but it's very hard if you use those fingers
in the farm to actually grip onto stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Your pinky is your tiniest finger.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
You barely eve it, ye, but it's very disoriented and kezy,
so you'd rather have lose one foot? Yeah, well yeah,
I've already got bunk feet anyway, you might as well
lot one of the basins off.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Ye true that the.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Hole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
And David Bubbie there on the Radio Honucky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
The time is exactly five forty eight. Now. We were
mentioning the batch before.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
We're going to be doing a little bit of fishing
at the Batch Keezy, which I always love to do
when I'm there, and we have been trying to find
some good barsins to come and join us on the
first ever Big Show fishing trip.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's right, We've teamed up with the Legends It's Sit
Safe to celebrate the launch of their new site smart
web app by throwing the very first Big Show fishing trip. Yes,
we've been putting people in the drawer for the last
few weeks. You just had to listen out for the
old rod and call straight away and one hundred haducky.
So it's time to give that sucker away.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
The Big Show's very first fishing trip. Let's check out
who they've riled in this time.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well, we've reeled in a winner. Should we call them?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah, let's do it?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Man, Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yeah? I'm positive?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Okay, I hope they answer yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
That'd be embarrassing if they don't. That's some sort of cootie.
In my eye, it's really weird.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I think it's the other way you should be worried about.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Come on now, Hello, you get a Ben at sold
Hoody J and Kesey from the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
How are you going?

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (36:09):
You know I get a mat I'm going good?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Ye're good on you man? How are you where about
to you at the moment? Ben?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I just got home, sweet, got home from what Ben?

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Being a plumber?

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Guess ah?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Now you like a bit of fishing? Ben?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh I love my fishing?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Awesome?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Ben? What's your favorite fish?

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
King fish?

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Ah, there's something like pulling in a kingie, says Hody.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
J has never done it in Hey, but hey, who knows? Ben?
Because the good news is, Mate, you're joining us on
our fishing trip.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh no way? Awesome?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yeah, man, it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Actually, I feel a lot I feel a lot better
now that Ben's going to be with because he sounds
like a backbone and also like a fisherman. Whereas I
know you're not keezy and Mogi nah, I don't. I
can't see him doing very well. So Ben's going to
hold us all together.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Are you okay with that? Ben hold the fort down?

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Sounds good?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, yeah, bloody ripper. To be honest, mate, all three
of us are absolutely useless at fishing, so it could
be quite bad.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Hey, and here's the thing too, This is the exciting thing.
If we do catch a fish.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Old Paksan has promised to do a bit of.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Sashimi on the boat. Oh awesome, yeah, man, so we'll
bring some with heat. Are you going to bring them
with sabi and ginger and stuff?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, yeah, he's got a little fenny peck that he
has all that stuff and Ben wel congratulations mate. We'll
throw you over to Pugsan and Studio B get around
him and we'll see you on the old boat for
the fishing trip.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Awesome, cheers boys.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Thanks mate, look forward to a Ben your massive backbone.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
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Speaker 3 (37:50):
You do it, man, good idea. Hey just on Puksan.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
By the way, he's also going to do a sticky
beef on the boat too for us. She's going to
be a feast as well as a good time.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
It's going to be bloody excellent. Shout out to site
smart for making it all possible. Cannot wait too good? Ah,
Fat Boy Slim Yeah, man, so good.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
The whod Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Kisy Fat Boy Slim there on the radio. Hold any darts?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Sorry, old habit?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
What stuffing up my flow?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Because remember how we used to have this music at
the end of the hour.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yes, I do, yeah, And then you said you didn't
want to do it anymore.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
And then we were like, no, let's stop there. And
then I just act blanked.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I just came yeah, yeah, you came to like when
you were driving.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
You yeah, And I'm sorry, so carry I hope it
did three off too much.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Well, I hope you're going to be better for what's
for tea after six o'clock?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Keezy?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh, that's right, what's for teen? He's dealing with me?
Keesy wait yeallow way.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, save it for the fun account monkey porn.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
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three four eight three. Not only will I read a
few of them out, you can also win fifty bucks
worth a night and day voucher.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
He also are we flagging watch on the TV with
Mike Minague.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Oh look, I'm still keen to do it, just because
he'll get pretty he'll get pretty grumpy if we don't
do it.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
You know, pere enough far up. We'll do that after
sex as well.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
We'll do that, but prioritize text to me what you're
having for dinner on three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Nice the whole actually Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold I kis.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Indeed, welcome back to your messive backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by Night.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Just on night and day four dollars fifty Barista made coffee.
Of course, you can also get the pugs and special
which was so successful last week Jays, they're actually running
it for a second week. Yes, So not only do
you get a four dollar fifty Barista made special, you
also get a one liter bottle of olive oil and
a giant pack of handy towels.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah, and plus year obligatory.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
What Connie, he's a jumbo pack of Connies as well,
and that's twelve dollars ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I think there's some hand sanitizer in that as well,
and some lube.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
So the lube because I said they ran out of
lube and swapped it out with the olive oil. Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
you know that makes sense because it's Pugs and it's
extra virgin.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
And also also in the Pakstan special with saby ginger
and some soy sauce, that's right, and oh maybe five
pieces of sashimi, that's right.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, you're right, and it's all twelve dollars ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
You did right, actually, and a don Burwi rice ball.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
That's right, you're right. Actually I forgot sorry. I thought
it was just the three things, but it's it's the
nine things. You're right.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I think there might be a couple of chicken skews
in there as well.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
It's a full sushi order, so actually you got a
night day asked for the Pugs on special just twelve
ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Speaking of Pugsan he was chatting with us today in
our big show outro.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Let's listen to that.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
It's a bonus podcast. By the way, here's a clip. Jase,
I'm not having a game.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
We're gonna if there's only four a year, well we
can interchange. It doesn't have to be at the same time.
Otherwise it's a well, I visualize puks on having a
swim while you and I.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
And then salty Pugs comes out of the water.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Guys, that's pretty uh, pretty full on outry today, wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
It was pretty full on actually, now that I think
about it, happen to get Pugs out. I just want
to assure everyone it's not going to be a gang bang.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Well, hang on, Jay, he spent all that time beeping
out the word bang and then you come on afterwards
to just say it is that bad to say that? Yeah,
we're in huge trouble now, are we? Well, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Hey, keep those ticks coming, by the way, what's for
teen you? Zealand three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Oasis.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
There on the radio.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Honankey Big Show this Wednesday, afternoon. But right now it's
time for Oh.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, hey guys, text here from Steve. What's for tea
News Zealand with me.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Kick me your great stuff now listen.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Packs just wanted to clarify with the Puck Sun special
at day, night and day. Yeah, it's a regular but
large pack of Connies, not so super large connies.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
So this is it's even more confusing. You've made it
more confusing there, so we said a jumbo pack of Connies. Yes,
it's a jumbo sized packet of extra small connies.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yes, yes, not jumbo connies.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
And he's happy we've cleared that up. Anyway, this is
the highest rating segment on the show, so we should
get into it. Yeah, what's for dinner?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Hit me tell?

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah, sorry, I was taking my headphones off there and
warming up the old right shoulder. Get a flowers, John,
Oh here, John o'gabb John o' gibbs, the former Chiefs
and way ketto legend. Yes of the Rugby Union, Spam,
sandwiches and Yorkshire pudding. What's your vibe on that.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
HOIDI have you ever eaten spam?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Geezy, I've eaten a lot of canned corn beef no,
I've never done it in my life. No neither.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Okay, well look at that.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I thought you were about to say, Okay, go for it. Ah,
get a Flowers, Rodney here, hide yeah, Rodney Hyde former politician.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Rodney Hall Rodney.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Okay, yeah, yeah yeah, get a Fellers.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I'm round at Johnny Gibbs house tonight. We're having like
an old player's catch up, right, but I'm having Nacho
mix on roast potatoes.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
What and why would you go around to someone's house
for dinner and have a separate dinner.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Did you make that up?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Keazy Jason, I did not make up that, Rodney. So
we are alah is God. I'm not sure in the pronunciation.
I'd have to see the word written in front of me.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
It's something like that, isn't it written in front of you?
Otherwise I've lost it.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
All right.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
It's going to Johnny Gibbs house for dinner. So what
I think they're having is, you know, Nacho's you make
mence and blah blah blah. Instead of having that with chips,
you put it on potatoes. That sounds.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Good.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
A fellas Jace.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Here Jason Hoyt, top radio DJ and award winning actor
and comedian and lover.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Tonight, I'm eating a massive downstairs.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Gott he.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
It was Jason would have just verified the number as well,
So Tucking and Jason sounds delicious. Don't forget your bib?
Ah is another one? Get a a bib good a
Feller's big al from the naki here?

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, big l V.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
You don't have We don't have to do this every time.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I'm just trying to think of a big l but
I can't. Yankovich, Yankovitch, That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yes, the missus in the sun are away. So I'm
all in for toasted moldy bread with vegemite on it
with a slice of crusty cheese on the side.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Backbone.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
People go, you know, they see mold on their bread
and they go. You just toast the bars could be sweet.
Air's just toast it.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
What about because you'll you'll have it. You'll have a
problem with this. Good ay, guys. Trevor here, Mallard, Yeah,
a duck is text in Jason, Yeah, come on man,
good a fellas Trevor here. Tonight, I'm having slow cooked
braised pork shoulder and apple with kumita mash, spinach and broccoli.

(45:57):
Jace camera man, you're not into it The.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Oh, indeed, Guns Roses there on the radio hoed Akey
Big Show this Wednesday evening. But right now it's time
for What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah, yeah,
I was sticking to it, aren't we Key's here?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yeah, we're not doing it because Moggi's here.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Well, I was just trying to remember, actually, off the
top of my head, when it was the last time
Moggi was here for What's on the TV with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Two weeks? Has it been feels It feels like two weeks.
It's probably been a week. Yes. Have you been watching
some good stuff while you're away, mate, I've got.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
To be honest with you. I have been absolutely obsessed
with the woman's tennis.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Right, Oh, because of Lulu Sworn.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Yeah, partly so, I've just been watching the woman's tennis,
right because I've always felt that that's a better game
than the men's game. The women's game is just so
much easier to watch three sets, right, Yeah, and so
much more enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
To watch, you know what I mean. Yeah, and to
the point where like it's a replayer, I'll watch that as.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Well, even if you've just seen it.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Even if I've just seen it, you know what i mean.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
I've been recording them as well, So if I've got
a free moment, I'll put them on again. Yeah, okay,
because sometimes you miss a point, you know what I mean,
and you can go back and your tea and have
a look.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
At it again.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Doubles or just singles, oh whatever it is, doubles, singles. Yeah,
I don't like the mixed doubles so much. Yeah, just
that you just want the women's double.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yeah, the woman's doubles.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Or that's weird though, because the mixed double is very similar.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Oh, it's very similar. But then you've got a man
in there and men.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
And what i mean by that is men play a
different kind of tennis that I'm not interested in, right,
whereas women played the kind of tennis that I'm interested in.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Oh it's just more graceful, right, yeah, it's just nicer
to watch.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, right, see I'm different. I love watching the dudes.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Oh okay, that doesn't surprised mekeasy.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Hey, I watched a documentary last night, Jace. It's about
the guy who found the Titanic after it sank. Do
you think it's that's interesting?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Didn't you talk about that the last time we spoke
about this.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
No, I watched it last night.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
The thing I talked about last time was about satellites.
Oh right, okay, did you know that. Did they find
the Titanic? Well, yeah, you've seen the footage of the
so yes, they found it. But what they figured out
was that the last known communication from the Titanic, someone
was like, mayda madeo is here are our coordinates. They
were slightly incorrect, and by the time that you know,

(48:41):
by the time it sank, it was actually a completely
different spot, right. And luckily the boat that heard that
and came and say that all the survivors were saved
by one boat. Luckily, it just so happened that where
that boat was and where the coordinate the false coordinates were,
basically you know what's it called theist back that telegraph
whatever it's called telegram whatever, it just so happened to

(49:03):
be that they found them on the path towards going
to the incorrect coordinates. Right, So there was a real
chance that there could have been no survivors. That's pretty interesting. Yeah,
did you know also the guy that tried to find
the Titanic was this guy who'd also tried to find
Bigfoot and tried to prove all these conspiracy theories. So
like a lunatic, a complete lunatic oil tycoon from Texas.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yeah. Yeah, he's got nothing better to do but spend
his money.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
That's right. And this is like the sixties or whatever.
And he got these two scientists on board to help
find it, and a monkey who was said to be
able to point at a map and fortune tell where
the Titanic was. And the scientists were like, well, hang on,
you gotta choose either us or the monkey, and he
chose the monkey. Yeah, and then eventually was talked out
of it.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Isn't it funny?

Speaker 4 (49:47):
How like your billionaires and so forth, You really successful
people are just mad.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
That completely mad? Was they gonna warped sense of reality?

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Right?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yeah? Because they're billionaires?

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, so is that like you a dog squad money?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Similar Raky Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Is indeed faith no more? There on the radio, hoedak
Big Show. Now, as we know, it's July, so it's
beer and pie July time.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
All right, radio hikes, beer and pie July.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
I've got my pie recipe. Keysy, do you want to
hear it? Okay, it's pretty exciting. Yeah, I recoon. It's
a sort of pie that Keesy would love. Who me, Yes,
and I think it's a sort of pie that the
whole Big.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Show will love.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Who Mogi and Pugs?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah, Moggi and I definitely think Pugs would like it.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Would you like it?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
The only thing is it's not sticky, so pugs might
have a bit of an issue about that part of it.
But hear me out all right.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Beef pretty good so far, churrizzo, bacon three meets okay
in a red wine show. So beef, beef, churritzo, and
oh no, hang on, beef churritz. So bacon, mushrooms and

(51:02):
chili in a red wine show. That sounds delicious.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Can you imagine it being mass produced?

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Really, because it sounds quite complicated, not at all.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Actually, very very simple.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
When you put all those ingredients together, and it'd be rich,
it would be meaty, have a little.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Bit of a kick to it. A little bit of spice.
I like that, So yeah, I think it's a winner.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Okay. So here's my idea, and it's one that I
thought of while I was driving down yesterday. Sure, and
I suggested it before the Pugs on. He said, I
can't have it because the listeners already picked it.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Dan, that's in the pug zone.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
You know he's in a her of a mood.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
So he is, isn't he?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
So it was just straight up a lasagna in a pie.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I'm if Pugs actually, well, hang on, I mean that's
really half fast.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
No, it's just like not like as.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Already thought of that keys my idea. My idea was original,
but I.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Didn't know that a listener had sent that through. I
just thought of it while I was driving down. I
was like, yeah, I'm a like a good Italian lasagna.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
So basically it's mince and cheese and a pie with
pasta in it.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah, but you've got that white sauce and sheets of
pasta in the middle. Yeah, it be beautiful. Well, and
you see them, what pie would you like to make?
Text the word pie to three four eight three, follow
the link, fill out the entry form, and you could
win five thousand dollars dollars plus we will be teaming
up with Dad's Pies to make the pie that you choose,

(52:23):
so that it's worth getting involved text pie three four
eight three.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I think a lot of people have already done that too.
By the way, keep it going.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, the Whotarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisy.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Well, there you go, your man bastard. Since your Wednesday
show down and dusted, how are you feeling keasy?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I feel great?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, good stuff for me, really good considering your drove
eight in a half hours. You did very well. Actually,
to be fair, thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
My wife drove three of those hours.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
What's your brain going through? And that when you when
you've got that length of time, do you just sort
of sweach off? What have mister Keysy's brain?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
And that long drive?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I did that thing where you forget that you're driving
and you come to and you're like, wow, I've been
driving for five minutes without actually even thinking right about driving.
Do you ever do that?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
It just worries me that you say come to You
know what I'm saying while you're driving? I means it
doesn't sound very safe coming to when you're driving, but.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
You know, you suddenly become like aware that you're driving.
I'm not dozing off or anything. I'm just coming too,
and it's just like wow, I was driving just then,
just purely subconsciously.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Well, I told you about this is what I do
on a long journey.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I pretend that the cars coming in the opposite direction
and missile sent by a spaceship trying.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
To knock me out.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Wait, so do you swerve?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
No, I don't sweve, but I just go to dish,
do dish? You miss me? You miss me?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
So I'm picking a quiet one for you tonight, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Tonight, be a very quiet one. Indeed, go home with
having a pork salad me and my wife.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
There apparently, Yah, I'm a portman salad.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
No, no, no, just pork meant just pork pork belly.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Actually going to bring an pork to aortments to the bed.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, I'll bring some portments.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
We can make some portmants balls pork balls.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Yeah, we can do that, and pug sound can make
like sticky a sticky sauce for a sticky porchy.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
That sounds quite nice.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, actually it sounds delicious.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Amportments balls with sticky sauce.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
What are you doing tonight, Jason.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
I'm just chilling out.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
My funough's been under the pump a little bit, so
maybe looking after them a little bit, taking it easy,
getting ridy and hopefully, hopefully Mogi returns and we have
the full show back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Fingers crossed a keasy.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
They sure, Jason, two men, ah see you later.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Bye,