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September 25, 2025 35 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hot Banking Big Show Show thanks to crave Worthy
street Food freshly made with Reburger. It's time to go outside.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest beast. This is the biggest,
biggest shot Big Show. Jason Howies, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Ah goot A yeah, absolute sicko. It's nice to see
you again. It's Pugs here, producer Pugs pugs Son covering
for Ja, Smike and Old Kezy on the Big Show,
brought to you by Reburger, crave Worthy street food freshly
made by those absolute backbones. How are you hope you've
had a beautiful day. You're probably sick of hearing from me.
I was on the brick for Show with Jason Kesey
earlier today, covering for Jerry and Maniah. Obviously Minogue on

(00:43):
leave as well, and Jason Kesey was sort of saying
they'd love to hang around and do the Drive Show
the Double Shift with me as you will, but I
think Jay said to go play golf, and and Kesey,
I think he's doing yard work with his wife or
something cool like that, and they thought would be a
really great opportunity for me to jump in and just
cover the whole thing and do the double shift.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
So here, I am absolute pleasure to be here with you.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
The text number three for eight three the cool number,
oh eight hundred hodak you get in touch anytime. I'm
sitting on a stockpile of vouchers from our old mates Atriburger.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
And We're going to spin here some of the fella's
best memories.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Today, including a little insight into the Mike Minogue family
tree and some allegations of steroid use.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
That's all this hour. Let's kick off with some pil jam.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ache.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
But it's shown on Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Nick Cave celebrated his sixty eighth birthday earlier in the
week here with Pugs covering for j Smike and Keezy,
those latter two who really couldn't be asked doing the
double shift after covering breakfast this morning for Jerry and
and I And speaking of which, Ryan fox Key we
pro golfing legend, was in the studio with us to
celebrate the Manuca Fuel Chasing the Fox event returning this December.

(02:00):
All the details for that and Chasing the Fox dot
co dot n Z and if you want to see
a clip of us hanging out with Ryan got A
Hurdache Big Show on Insta talking about the best shot
he reckons He's ever Paul. I'll replay a clip for
your letter in the show too. But in the meantime,
here's one of Bowie's favorites. Suffragette City on Holdaking.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Hodak Garbage on Hold Arky, It's the Big Well the
Mini Show with Old Pugs producer Pugs covering for the
Fellers and spinning some of their best moments from throughout
the years, like this one here, which was a real insight.
Mike Minogue talks a lot about his daughter, Moggi Minogui
Junior when he does One and a half Mogi's but
we don't hear a hell of a lot about the
rest of his family.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Maybe his mother Marge, every now and then.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
But he had a family reunion celebrating a birthday of
a family member, and things got a bit hectic at
the Minogue household.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
We're saying well for I, Mike.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
It was a bit of a debarcler around your place today.
You've got a lot of family members coming over. He's
a bit of party action going on.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
That much happening, well, he I mean, is it a party?

Speaker 6 (03:02):
I mean, I think it's the seventy eighth birthday.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
Surely it's hardly a rip Roora, I don't think.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
But I've got my Mum's come from the Hawks Bay
with her sister. They live together, Marg Minogue. So they're
in their seventies, those two. And it's me Auntie Mary's
birthday today.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
That's very Mary Minogue and mar missus Mary Minogue.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, it's a lovely ring to it.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
So she's come over and her missus Mary Minogue, her
son and his wife and kid have come over from Doha.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Is that Michael Minague her son?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, no, no, no, how.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Many times I have to get every times I have
to tell you Morton.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, sorry, more and that's pronounced more And that's missus
Merry Minogue's son.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
Yeah more more Monogue. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
And now he's married his missus and his missus his
name is Miriam, Miriam, and what's named Mary and Marge.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
They've got a kid. What's the what's the kid's name?

Speaker 7 (04:11):
Bill? Little Bill?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
A bit of a character too, are here little bit. Yeah, yeah,
well she is a character.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
And yeah, so we're all go.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
That was I'm just getting it all sort of sorted
out of my head.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
What was Mort's wife?

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Her name Mort's wife Morton.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Miriam, and the kid's name is Bill.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Just clarify again.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
So it's it's it's more yeah, or is it Morton
more short for Morton.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
So when you say more, yeah, is it?

Speaker 8 (04:52):
I don't know where you can't understand this day?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Do you go hello Morton? Morton?

Speaker 7 (04:58):
No, not Morton?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
So it's only that more, it's only on more Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Yeah, yeah, So yeah, they're all over and we've got
the big birthday celebration.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
We'll go out for lunch tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Bloody hard get with it an event on the right,
so we' getting that helicoptered in. Yeah, and but just
had getting over the islan because everybody's working. We've got
to get the cat out of day here. It's all
a bit of a plav if you know what I mean.
But at the end of the day, you know, the
way I look at it, Chase, is family time, all right?

Speaker 7 (05:26):
When you can spend time with your family was pretty boring.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, hell yes, well, you see.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
That's why that's why people family occasions always end up
getting massively steamed and letting.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Out all the resentments.

Speaker 9 (05:39):
You know.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, I can amait because you were saying that. You know,
when more gets on the old fire water, he gets
a bit looser.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
And that's why I've been back in jiu jitsu training
for the last few weeks because I just need it.
Once he gets a few Bruce Skis in him, yeah,
he starts running as yep about how everything's better in Doha,
So I'm just going to put him to.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Sleep and better the old and they could choke hold kings.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Oh jeez, Mane, that sounds like a hell of a
hell of a do Because you were saying it, I
know it all makes sense because you were saying little
Bill Mott's son, I can't do daughter his daughters called Bell.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yes, yeah, like Billy.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
She was because she they had to get her out
of daycare. Yeah yeah, yeah, and so she was when
you were telling about it was biting all the other
kids at the at the daycare.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
Yeah, I call her Jaws, yeah, Jaws Minogue.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
But the creativity and the names flying around in the
Minogue family I'm surprised he ended up with Mike. The
Big show'll be back tomorrow morning from six, covering Brecky
for Jerryam and I ah be Jason Keyesyhi myself Minogue
back on Monday, and we have some more best moments
from the Big Show later on the show. But first
here's the actic monkeys, Floressa and Adel.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Listen the Haarky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Tune in on Radio A midnight oil on the Hodaky
Tiny Show. You hear with Pugs covering for the Felons
before they get back tomorrow morning to cover breakfast once again.
And if you want to know what that sounds like,
here's something we were discussing this morning. Jason Hoyt looking
for a completely new life path.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
I don't know if I can get away with a
moniker of stay at home dead. I mean, technically speaking,
I'd be staying at home and you're dead, and I'm
a dad, So can I still run with I'm a
stay at home.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
Bear, staying at home after the kids have lived, just
in case they need to come back, waiting by the
phone in case one of them needs.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
To get in touch with you. Pretty much, man.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
That's backbone stuff, man. And I just say I'm here
if you need me, that's right, you know. And then
I just go and watch movies and stuff like that, maybe.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
A bit a bit of golf.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
Yeah, And it was the last time one of your
daughters actually called you and needed you.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
To be honest, the last time one of my and
this is true, one of my daughters missed me because
she found online the Big Show outro Pegging Special and
she was quite disturbed by that.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's right, but that's more of a I need you
to a humiliating the family.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, you could expect more of that high tiered chat
blowing Jeremy Wells and Mania Stuart out of the park
on the Hdarcky Breakfast tomorrow morning from six. In the meantime,
got some tunes before the hour's out from Weezer, Queens
of the Stone Age and you can never have too
much Bush. That's in four minutes on Holdarchy The.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
And Kisey Radio Hodarchy. You're here with Pugs covering for
the Big Show. Let's have a bit of TV chat.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, no, I'm not going to do that here, not
by myself.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I also like how the segment slowly moves further and
further away from its namesake, Mike Minogue, because jas Keesy
and I have been covering obviously, and now those two
are away, so it's just me. But I am going
to talk about something that he recommended that both you
and I watch. I had a Crack last night aka
Charlie Sheen on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
It's a two part doco, each episode.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
About an hour and a half or something like that,
and I watched it on his recommendation that the first
episode was five out of five buzzies, and I think
maybe the second one four out of five, so I
think he landed on four if I recall correctly. He
spoke some big, big things about it, and he wasn't wrong.
Everything he talked about happening in the documentary happened, And

(09:34):
I think that was too a fault because I watched
it last night and I didn't feel as impressed as
Mike Minogue was, And maybe that's partially because he kind
of spoiled some of the yarns. I was kind of
expecting there to be heaps more yarns like the ones
he talked about, which I won't do because then I'd
just be spoiling it the same way. But then those
were kind of it for the yarns, If that makes sense,

(09:58):
I would still give it a good three half maybe
a three point eight buzzies and definitely get around it.
That is on Netflix aka Charlie Sheen. Also, maybe it's
an age thing, you know what I mean, because Charlie
Sheen is a star very much of the time for
someone of old Mogi's age, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
But get around it anyway.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Let me know what you think if you've watched it
on three four eight three, as I say, got a
stockpile of reburg about just I can fling out wherever
I like since those guys have left me here.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
We got some more tunes on the way.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
After five, she had the Fooies and kicking off some
red Hot Chili Peppers, plus relive Ryan Fox being in
the Big Show on Bricky Studio, and another epic bespit
Keezy trying to get.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Out of the door dog Box The dog Box that
needs More.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
After five, the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio
hod Ich.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Get a your weapons.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's Pugs here filling in for Jason Kesey filling in
for Mike Minogue, who's on leave. On the Big Show
brought to you by Reburger seven Good times and good food.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
You can dine and or take away Reburger today.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
And speaking of taking away reburg I got some delivered
to my house. Thursday night. I had an event where
I think you might recall if you listened to the
show or the podcast. It ended a lot earlier than
I anticipated because there was somebody I was with I
won't name names, maybe needed to call it a night
a little earlier. And so I went home, and you
know what I did in the uber home? I uber

(11:19):
eat some bloody Reburger to my house. You know when
you coordinate it so perfectly. You're in the car, you
judge your time distance home, and then you judge the
amount of time it's going to take for your food
to get there. I absolutely cracked it. It was worth it.
And then the person who I was with, who shall
remain nameless, who was the reason that we needed to
shoot off earlier because they had such a big night

(11:40):
went to bed, and so you know what I did.
I shamelessly scoffed my Reburger fries in the kitchen so
as to not disturb their sleep. Can't recommend it enough
if you need to end a night early because of
your partner, I mean because of somebody in your life.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Some Reburger sort of. It'll cover the woman of having
the end of the night early. Here's the red Hot
Telly Papers on Hold Ache.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
The hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on radio.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
It's the Follies on Hold Archy. It's the Tiny Producers show.
Pugs here covering for Jason Kesey, who did breakfast with
me this morning and then left me out to dry.
And we're spinning some of the Feller's best bits over
the course of the show. However, a best bit that
happened today, Ryan Fox joined the Fellers in the studio
as we were covering. Jerry and I are on the
Hdarchy Breakfast to Chet chasing the Fox.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
We're talking to golfing legiend Ryan Fox because I know
that you and your caddy had been having a bit
of to and fro about whether you go for it
or not. Talk me through that shot.

Speaker 10 (12:41):
Yeah, I mean, probably the best shot I've ever hit
in my life.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Magnificence.

Speaker 10 (12:44):
I wouldn't say it was to and fro about going
for it. It was to and fro about what club?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
All right?

Speaker 10 (12:49):
And two twenty to cover the water and we're tossing
up going as at two one is at three wood
and he goes, mate, you got to hit three wood, Like,
if you hit it long, it's fine, And I was like, well,
I've got to take a little bit off it at
a little cut. It's not often those kinds of situations
you hit the exact shot that you wanted to hit.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I've found I've never hit the exact shot I want
to hit.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
It'll happen at some point.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
At some point, you're just gonna keep plugging away.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Jas.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
You can see a video of that up now at
Hicky Big Show on Insta and listen to the full
yarn on the Hdicke Big Show podcast. Wherever you get yours,
recommend iHeart Radio. It's free to use, free to download
tunes on the way from Rage.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
And the peck Seas. But first is Sheehart. I'm ready
a Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
That's the offspring on the hierarchy. You help me, I've
got no mate show. It's Pugs here covering for Jason, Mike,
Kesey and old Mogi still on leave on the Hdicky
Big Show. And I'm spinning some of the fella's best
moments from throughout the years. And this was a really
special one actually because Mike and Jace came together to
help Kesey, who was in a spot of trouble having
some marital problems at home, to come up with the

(13:55):
perfect way to get yourself out of the dog box.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Keezy, what's the matter baby? What's going on? Mate?

Speaker 8 (14:01):
I just had an argument with the fiance, know you?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
What was it about your porn? Nah?

Speaker 7 (14:07):
Brothe or creeping?

Speaker 9 (14:08):
No?

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Drinking too much black and outcomeing? And remember the Warriors
game even though it's on five o'clock on Saturday night?

Speaker 7 (14:15):
Yeah, was it that?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, it wasn't that.

Speaker 8 (14:17):
It was yesterday as well.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Yeah, because of the dinner as well, because you couldn't
be by the putting the dinner on, even though she'd
been up since seven thirty week.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
In all day was yelling at her about that at
making sure that yeah, you're not doing the you're not
doing the old running yet finger along the mantlepiece going
have you been busy today darling?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
And obviously you stop doing that?

Speaker 6 (14:38):
What about you've been going down watching the air ball
but just perving on all her teammates and all that.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Yeah, but that's all good.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Well it's not even her teammates. I don't think market's
other teams anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't watch her games.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
He's still wearing a cap and dark glasses and staying
in your car when you're doing that.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
Yeah, but she doesn't have a problem with that stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Okay, so she knows about it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (14:56):
So basically the issue we're having is she's a bit
annoyed at how sort of deemed I got on Saturday night.
I was hang over yesterday yesterday was spending doing a
nice dinner. Yeah, And so we had a bit of
an argument about it.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
You've just been a massive loser.

Speaker 9 (15:11):
I feel like as a result a little bit too. So,
I mean, I don't know if you guys have got
any advice and how to patch things up, that would
be good.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Well, I'll tell you what man, the phrase flog and
a dead horse sort of does come to mind with
this relationship. But I do understand that you are in
love and sometimes you've got to go the extra mold,
don't you.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
Jason?

Speaker 6 (15:34):
You and I we tend to write poetry or those
sorts of things. And I will also say that that
music soothes even the savage beast massively. So if you can,
if you could find your way to playing who's something.
I don't know if you know any instruments, but music
is a great equalizer, jas with your great.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Oh matt mate, if you want to turn it around,
music's your first port of call.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I would have suggested, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (15:58):
Well, I mean I don't know how to play anything. Sings, Yeah,
I've heard you sing.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Don't do that?

Speaker 9 (16:06):
So like Jason, Well, like, for example, if you're in
an argument you have to play something. Would you sing
a song or what would you do?

Speaker 11 (16:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, I can sing and I play instruments. Yeah, oh yeah?
Really like what well the mouth organ?

Speaker 6 (16:18):
Yeah, that's bloody good the right way and that is
a bloody beauty thanks mane.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Yeah, have you got it on.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
You funnily enough? I do you go on?

Speaker 7 (16:25):
Whoop it out? Whip it out, would you? Oh yeah, hey,
yeah you still got it.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Hey, you know what, you used to call me lips
hod g and I used to be placed to play
on the New Orleans circuit.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
Yeah, well, why don't you play us like a little easy.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Oh you want a little snippet? Okay, something like this
might work for your Keisy.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
For Yeah, I like what you putting down there, Jason,
just grab the guitar and oh yeah, great.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Idea, mate, great o dear. So if you can do
something like this, he's gonna work a bloody it's gonna
work great guns.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Sorry, So you're gonna play guitar and I like, and
this is gonna fix it.

Speaker 11 (17:08):
You're just gonna lay down the BASSI okay to just
just bear with me, Okay, here we go, all right, work, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 12 (17:28):
Good, go on.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Wow, Yeah that's it.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Brother. So have you guys practiced? It's just jam and brother?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (17:45):
All right, Jay, So I.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Forget they had good Joe man.

Speaker 8 (17:52):
When you guys, you should play the whole song.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Or there is shut up actual key one.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
We're trying to play leaving your really killer the vibe.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Brother.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 12 (18:20):
Wow yeah don't ja.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, yeah, man.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
That was incredible. Have you guys practiced at all?

Speaker 6 (18:34):
Make just a bit of a jam, bit of a sish,
But I reckon if we put some works on that,
that could be a bit of a chick. Yeah, I
reckon say yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what that's massively
helped me.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Yeah, well I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
I mean I think your your relationship is destined for
the old death toilet, right.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, that's that's the sort of blueesy vibe.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah worth it for the song then, yeah, definitely, I'd
say you save a marriage right there.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
The Big Show back tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Hold archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kisy The Big Show Swingers Club is back, and this
time it's going global.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
All things to I mates it tourism, Fiji and Fiji
Airways The Big Show.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
We're going to fly over to Fiji on a Friday.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I'm going to do the show from the Intercontinental Fiji
Golf Resort and Spa where we'll be staying. Then the
next morning play some golf. It's going to be a
rapper on a championship course. Hopefully have the evening be
very responsibly irresponsible, and then on the Sunday a reef
tour with some snorkeling minus Hauty Jay because he won't
bring his water wings, and then some more golf. It's
going to be an absolute rapper. Hold arky, it's Pugs here.

(19:40):
Who am I speaking to?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
James here?

Speaker 4 (19:43):
How are you another? James here? You going?

Speaker 13 (19:46):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Where are you from?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm from Cambridge? Nice?

Speaker 7 (19:49):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (19:50):
What do you do for a cross brother?

Speaker 13 (19:51):
I'm a farmer?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh ah, I tell you what if I if it
wasn't just me in the studio, the backbone would be
through the roof right now.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
But you are a and I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
You like a bit of golf, man?

Speaker 12 (20:03):
Yeah? Man, love a bit of golf?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah, beautiful mate. And who would you take with you
if you won?

Speaker 12 (20:08):
I've got a couple of mates that I swing with
a bit. So oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
You do a bit of swinging at home.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Do you?

Speaker 12 (20:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Swinging at home?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Lovely mate?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Well, I'm sure you'll be the popular mate for a
week while there. Thanks mate, Hold the line and I'll
chuck you in the.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Drawer after this.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
It's going to be absolutely huge. I'm not kidding And
it's also I think your final week to get in
the drawer. So again amongst that goodness me, here's the
Black Keys on Hodaki.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
The Hodarky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
You're here with Pugs covering for the Big Show, Jason
hoyt Off playing golf, Mike Minogue on lead for the
week back Monday, and Chris Key see Key doing.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Some gardening with his wife or something like that.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
So I'm spending in some of the best moments from
throughout the years, and this is one of Jason's proudest
moments as a father and his daughter's sports Day.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
My youngest sports day today you and she's you know,
she's never really been into sports, but you know, she's
not sort of keen on sort of getting involved in
but she short she thought she'd make a bit of
an effort today.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
Sports days in the middle of winter, yeah, like athletics Day.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yes, Athletics Day was a summer thing.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Yeah yeah, but almost always and also in the winter
as you're approaching winter.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
So I went along to that, which was really good.

Speaker 12 (21:25):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
You know, as I said, she's she's my youngest fourteen
does the shot put for the first time. Like, she's
skinnier than me, she's smaller than Oh no, she's got
probably more powerful legs, sure, you know, but still really skinny,
you know.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
What I mean, She's like a stack.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
But anyway, does a shot put breaks Valerie Adams schoolgirl
record on the shop put?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Wow, fish never done that before.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
I was there, just.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Ad a little twirl bomp.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Far that's pretty bloody good man, And like the whole
sort of stadium just stopped.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Yeah, there's a stadium.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
There's a little stadium here. Everyone, like all the moms
and dads just were whoa helm?

Speaker 7 (22:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Did you pole vault? Never know the pole vault in
the hill, school mate, it's changed from our day. Unbelievably,
she does a pole vault, breaks Eliza McCarthy's bloody pole
vault school record boom, first time.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
Is she in the relation to Eliza McCartney.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
McCartney, Yeah, that's unreal?

Speaker 7 (22:37):
Man? Did you win?

Speaker 12 (22:40):
No?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Some other girl pepp there, But I mean it was
pretty phenomenal effort from someone that's ever tried that stuff.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
So how far did she throw the shot put?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I don't know. He's he wasn't measuring it, mate, I
was just informed about that.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Yeah, because they throw it too busy carrying her off
the on the shoulders, champion, champion.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
Just because they use a slightly lighter shot for school girls.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
This is the other thing she used, like the full
men's side. And it was only actually afterwards that they've
done the competition that they went, oh my god, Jason's
daughter was using the biggest shot put available, not the
one for school kids, so for the bit like for men.

Speaker 9 (23:18):
So she used the men's one and she threw further
than forty two point four one.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Unbelievable, isn't it extremely unbelievable?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
But I'll tell you what. She was good at the rotates.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
She's got a real it's ninety three percent technique keysy
ye right techniques, seven percent strength and about fifteen percent
you know, just luck.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Totally mate, right, proud day, though, proud day to tell
you what good jeans obviously, yeah, man, good jeans.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
How high did she jump? How high did she jump
on the pole bollen.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
To get over the old bar with a bow?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Just right?

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Yeah, checks out?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Just betwang pertwang.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
And haughty j will be betwanging his way back into
the Studio tomorrow morning from Sex covering for Jerryum and
I tomorrow and in the meantime, you can find all
the biggest moments like that from the Big Show by
searching up Hodicky Big Show on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
From the Holdichy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy,
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodakey.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Welcome back your absolute secos. You are listening to the
Big Show. It's Pugs here covering for the Fowlers because
Mike Minogu's away for the week and Kezy and Jase
couldn't be asked coming back for the double shift, so
you got Pugs here the producer. You're listening to the
Big Show, brought to you by Reburger seven good times
and good food. You can dine in or take away
Reburger today. And we've got more great memories from the

(24:43):
Big Show this hour. It's going to be an absolute
ripper of a final one, including Keasing nailing how to
pull a Sickie and to bring back an old segment
that I know a lot of people miss.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Here's live Lightning Crashes on Holdaky.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Hodarchy Big Show. Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
And Kissy Motley Crue on the Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I've never done so much radio in one day in
my life show. You're here with Pugs covering for the
Fellers after doing breakfast this morning with Jason Keyesy, and
it's a pleasure to be here with you, and I'm
spinning you some of the Fellow's biggest moments from over
the years, and this one's a pretty recent one. Actually,
last year we were trying to nail down the perfect
way to pull a SICKI from work.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
So what we thought we'd do is to do a
bit of a simulation here a fellas, we think that man,
And so what we're going to do, is it gonna
get keasy to call in and show you how to
pull a sickie.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Mogi is the boss.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Yeah, you're my partner in the business. Probably I might
need you on this. I might not. We'll see how
we go.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Yeah, yeah, so let's have a go and see what happens.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
Okay, he's there now, Fellas.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Okay, can you do the ringing noise please, pug Son
like just say the phone, yeah, yeah, yeah, ring ring Yeah.
Another one of those ring ring Mike and Jason's Dilly's
What can I do for you? Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
That you might visit? Amen?

Speaker 7 (26:06):
Had told Kezy here, how are you going for?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (26:08):
Kezy?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Men, you're sending well cheese.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
You sound bright, you're sitting really good. What's happening, brother?

Speaker 12 (26:14):
That's sorry?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, I just blew my up.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
What happened just changed?

Speaker 12 (26:19):
Yeah, it's sorry. Must have been a weird line at started.
This is what I normally sound like to be honest.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Man.

Speaker 12 (26:26):
You remember yesterday when I came in and I said, have.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
You've seen the flesh cutting delays?

Speaker 6 (26:32):
So I'm hang I'm CAZy brother, Sorry, mate?

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Hang on?

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah, man, they're next to the black ones to the left,
just over there in the corner.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Fast nte. No worries, mate.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Uh.

Speaker 14 (26:49):
I'm glad you guys got that sorted. I showed U
where those were yesterday, but he obviously wasn't listening. Hey, listen, mate,
I'm not calling with good news. Obviously, you guys have
been run pretty ragged lately. Was the work you've been
getting me to do?

Speaker 13 (27:03):
I think it's started to take a bit of a
toll man. Yesterday, Remember yesterday I was starting to come
down with something to remember that.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Ah, yeah, I do remember your banging on about something
the yeah, yeah, something is it?

Speaker 12 (27:14):
Yeah, it's turned to something pretty bad, mate. I think
it's a bit of a flur. I've got like a
bubble blocked up.

Speaker 13 (27:19):
I've got a man and he's a bit dodgy as well,
and my expers flaring up.

Speaker 12 (27:24):
So she's all going down here in keesytown, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 7 (27:28):
Yeah, I don't really know what you mean, man, but
it sounds like you're sick. Are you sick?

Speaker 13 (27:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (27:32):
Yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty buddy sick man, if I'm.

Speaker 13 (27:35):
Honest, and I hate to let you down. You know,
I love working at Mike and Jason's Dilly's. I just
I just don't think I'm be able to come in today.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Man. Look I'll tell you what man, I think.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, did you say this? In the black days? Hang on?

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Man?

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Yeah, but next to the black one, the really big
by you see the big Boxers.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Side.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
The white ones are in the small box.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
I want the white one, just want the flesh colored
you're black?

Speaker 7 (28:14):
Get ye?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Sorry, Kezy man.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Casey by the way with the Plenty house, CAZy, I'm.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Just on the phone.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
May look kezy Man. Absolutely nowhere is it all? You
have been working your absolute gaps out. You know we've
seen it to your time in time. Oh maybe we
don't say enough, mate, but you are the best dildo
testa we have ever heard.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Casey played the role of someone working in that industry
dangerously well. He'll be back to morrow morning from six
with Jason and I covering for Jerry and I are
on the hod Achy Breakfast another big show. Best moment
before the show is done. You're listening to ready Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Tune in.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
You two on Hodarchy. You're here with Pugs and the
Big Show.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Heading back down to one of the most requested setties
to do a live show.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Of course, I'm talking about Donners.

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That's right, the Danita Craft Beer and Food Festival this November,
and we want you to join us. We're going to
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Speaker 1 (29:28):
On here The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Kesey the only better pair up since me and Connie's
Queen and David Bowie on The Hodarchy help me out,
I'm getting delirious show. You're here with Pugs covering for
the Fowlers before they get back tomorrow morning, to cover
the hideky breakfast and spinning you some of the Feller's
biggest moments from over the years and before. Meet Petty
Nip sixty nine at gmail dot com. It's a real

(29:53):
email and it's our advice segment here on The Hodaky
Big Show, it was relationship advice.

Speaker 9 (29:59):
I want to take some here on three four eight
three fellas a lot of people needing advice.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
You know the song's catching fine, man.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, well, I'll tell you what. There's a lot going
on in the world now mage. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
It just feels like relationships aren't as simple these days
as they were nowadays.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
I'm sort of finding it seems to me. And correct
me if you think I'm wrong. But it's complicated by
the social media stuff. You know a lot of people
out there in relationships with good people, but they're on
the old Instagram and they're trawling through the filth. Yeah yeah,
looking at all these ten out of tens that are
all over the world. They've got a chance with those

(30:36):
when you don't keyzy mean, you can forget about it, brother.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Totally a lot of side boob going on, you know
what I'm saying. God, A lot of sort of.

Speaker 8 (30:45):
You certainly know a lot about its.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
A lot of sort of like.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
I'm not I'm not really taking a shot of myself,
you know, looking good. You know that sort of stuff
going Whereas you know, back in.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Our day, magie, you know, you'd you'd meet your bow.
You'd see a girl across a crowded room, you go up,
you and you'd you'd walk up and ask her if
she would like to dance or go busy. This is
my love has been in a business. She's beautiful to

(31:21):
dance with, old honky j You want to have a.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Shake, come on, I mean, you know, and it was
simple and then you go for a woman, you go
for a walk on the beach and then you'd you know,
she'd be having your.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Child nine months later. Things were better back then, you
know what I mean, they were, you know, and actually
that's now just just so complicated.

Speaker 9 (31:45):
Well, here's a question, actually literally along those lines, as
luck would have it. On three four eight three k
A Fellows, I've got a massive crush on the receptionist
that works at our workplace.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
With her totally sorry, hook up with him? No, no,
it sounds like it is a female female.

Speaker 9 (32:04):
Good fellas a Fellows. We've got a massive crush on
the receptionist that works at our workplace. However, I've been
plucking up the courage to ask her out on a date.
In the meantime, I've heard that some of the other
boys have fancied her as well. How do I pluck
up the courage to ask her for dinner?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I mean, get your own dinner for a start. I mean,
you can't ask her for dinner.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
No, it's like ask her out for dinner? Is that
what he seems like he was expecting her to give
him dinner?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Right?

Speaker 12 (32:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
I mean, because the last thing I would, you know,
suggest you do is go up to her and say
get me some dinner.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Right.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
She might be into that. She might change out to
be a man and put his foot down kesy.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
Right, yeah, right, So what's your advice here about what
put you.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
About? What he should do? Should he ask her?

Speaker 8 (32:53):
How should he do it? Should he just pluck up
the courage.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
And get it over with?

Speaker 6 (32:57):
Well, look, in this day and age, you know, there'd
be people that would say that you shouldn't be asking
anybody out that's in your workplace because if she's not
interested in you and you ask her out, you're creating
an environment which now is very uncomfortable. Yes, that's because
you are a massive loser.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Totally.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
She thinks you're a loser. She's not attracted to you,
and you've made a fool of yourself. Now she's telling everyone.
You walk in one day, you walk into the lunch room.
She's on the other side of the old she's filling
up her cup of tea with a zip there, and
you walk in and she puts her hand up and
she's whispering behind it to old Sally from Accounts, And

(33:35):
then they just start pointing it because what they're saying
is that you are a loser. Is that the kind
of work environment you want to be?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
It's like easy, you know, when when you know we
have like our staff does and stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, yeah, totally. You get on it and get a
bit sort of have so much fun. It's a hendsy
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
And you know what it's like coming in the next
day when when it's just kind of awkward with everyone,
you know, yeah, with all the ladies in the office.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
There and lady, Yeah, I thought's talking about me and you.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
So you know, there's that There's that classic saying, isn't
there Amogi don't screw the crew?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (34:13):
And what about don't dip your pen in the company
inc O.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Text me on three for eight three if you think
we should bring back relationship advice or if we keep
a generic with meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail
dot com and also text me on three for eight
three if we should bring back going brah over the
mic at every given opportunity.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
I remember that phase very clearly.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
The Big Show back tomorrow morning from six covering for
Jerry and Mania on the hod Aki Breakfast The.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
And Kisy.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
That concludes this chapter of the Hodarchy. Lord help Me Show.
I've been Pugs. Thanks for hanging.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
A new video up now on the at hod Achty
Big Show inst Plus. The podcast from the Fellers covering
Breakfast This Morning is up now on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your potties from.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
In the meantime, myself, Keezy and old hoodie jiz.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
My Still will be back tomorrow morning from six to
cover JERRYM and I one more time on the Hodachey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Have yourself a beautiful night. I'll get you later.
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