FULL SHOW: Remembering Our Pets

On today's show, Jase opens up about his sad morning, Mike's got a huge decision to make, and Keyzie needs motorbike advice.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The big show was night and for the best milkshakes,
thick shakes and super thick shakes.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
The biggest show is our biggest shot, biggest.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Biggest speak show, which just nice and I'll give your
mad bar Sid's great to every company this Tuesday afternoon,
the third of September twenty twenty four. And you, my friends,
are listening to the big show brought to you by Night.

(00:36):
I went out of staying there. Sorry, I picked too
early there, That was my bad. Yeah, what's not bad
as old Mogi and his tight white tea there? How
are you austallion?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
You're going pretty grass? You're mad dog? You are a
sick son of a beat I am, and I'm noticing
that more and more the more time I've s been
with you. I think this guy is a mad dog. Yeah,
absolute mad dog. Absolutely, This is what I wanting to
let you off the porch? Would she nah? Because you'd
be a Roman brother. You'd be sniffing around the old
lampos up and down the street there, wouldn't you. Boy,
he's that good boy.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's so funny you should say that. Actually, Mouggie is
my wife. My mates at school. He used to call
me mad dog widy j.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
They called me that as.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well because of your acne.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
No, it wasn't acne.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
It's because I had heaps of freckles, kezy and they
thought it looked like fly ship. You had acney and
you had But yes, I did have ackney, really bad acney.
But that's not why they called me bisom, Isn't it
because of my freckles?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Didn't you have to live in like a bubble because
your acney was so bad?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
How are you going, Keysy? You're looking really good. What's
that cap today that you got? It? Like a blue Cross.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Cap or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I think it's a Chivroll? At was that Chivrolet? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Rock and roll man with your with your jacket there
and the.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Sheep lining and it's it's great stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Mane, how are you keezy?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I love how you Your idea of getting back at
Keysy is just describing what I'm wearing on the radio
quite honestly.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Man, you look great, Thanks Jay.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I really appreciate the really styley Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
You're wearing Pug Sun's hat that he got you that
you never wear? Yes, why is that?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (02:07):
I just felt like wearing it today. I mean I
wear it at home every day all day. But then
today I was like.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
You know what, I might wear the cap today.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
And here we are, and here we are. Everybody's all
up today exactly now. I tell you it's a big show.
I hit I I'll get into a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Later on the show. I had a horror of a start.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
To the day and very sad start to the day.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Actually, thanks man for our family.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
And plenty coming up, but let's start with fat Boy Slim.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Isn't Heed the verve there on the radio Hodarky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past
four o'clock, which means it's time for this big pole.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
A bit of a good one, this one, Jason.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
It is, and it's one of those poles, Mogi. We're
we are really relying on the audience's response to this
in terms of making a decision. Tell the people what
the pole is today, Mogi.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Well, this one today it's all about specifically my mustache.
And I'll just walk you through it before we get
to the line. In this setup, Keysy, you've got a mustache. Brother,
you've been rocking one for as long as I've known you. Actually, yeah,
old pugsn he's got one as well, Josh, you don't
have one, No, but I've been growing one for about
a year. And that's despite my wife not being a

(03:31):
big fan of it. Sure, she doesn't like the look
of it. And then over the weekend she said to me,
we were kissing. Have you ever kissed your wife early
doors you would have done.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Or maybe you haven't got to that stage when you're married,
and when the day you got married.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Anyway, she was saying to me. She said to me,
she goes, God, your mustache stinks. It thinks.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
So she was sniffing, well kissing, Wow.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I mean it's pretty close proximity.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Well, if you've got your mouth close keys when you're kissing,
or you know what, you can't breathe through your mouth,
you go to breathe through your nose. How long were
you kiss anyway? Days it felt like but her vibe
was that it reeked, And I thought to myself, well,
if that is a situation, obviously, I'm probably gonna maybe
I could wash it. She maybe I could start washing it.
It's been a year. I could do that. You don't

(04:19):
wash it well know and obviously not because it stinks.
And she actually thought she detected a crumbin it, which
would have been off putting. But I'm wondering, is it
something that I just need to get rid of? Is
it something where I just say, look, my wife doesn't
like it. I like it, but maybe I should get
rid of it.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
See this is interesting because when you were growing the mustache,
your wife didn't like it, that's right. And I think
I even said it on the show. It was like,
don't worry, she'll like it after about a month. She'll
get used to it and then she won't want you
to get rid of it, right, which is what happened
in my case. My wife was very anti it, right,
So that hasn't happened.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Well, mine stinks though, yes it is your stink. No,
mine doesn't. And I'm not sure if it stinks all
the time, but just on this occasion.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Sure, And how come you can't smell it because it's
right under your honk honker.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
But it's your own steak.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
The conundrum for me, And ordinarily in that scenario, I
would say, MOGGI, you do what you want and what
feels right.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
For you, thanks mate.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
But then I factor in your wife's happiness, and I
think to myself, how big a sacrifice is it for
Mogi to chop the basket off.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
You're a good looking feller underneath it as well.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I mean, I don't think it's going to detract from
your look. Your wife will be happy and there'll be
a lot more a lot more kissing.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
But what about if it's my lip that stinks? Wow,
it could be a stinky lip that's going through the mustache.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Why don't you try shampoo you mustache tonight? Actually, how
about this, I've got the ultimate test, right, Jace. You
were voted to have the biggest way.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
It wasn't Smelley.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Scientifically prove that you're the biggest honker. Therefore you can
smell the best sniffer's mustache today. Give me up in
there non tonight, you shampoo it, come back tomorrow. Then
Jas gets in there and sniffs it again.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
But my concern for you is that because you haven't
shampooed it before, you might end up with a Hoidy
j Bush scenario. And well then it'll just boff, you know,
because you haven't cleaned it and all of a sudden,
it will be clean and just sort of puff up.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Why do you not clean your bush?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I clean my but I don't.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, okay, groom it. Yeah anyway, Well today's polo is
Mogi's mustache es or no, that's right. Do people think
it's a good look? It's only you may have seen it,
you may not have a gis on Instagram The Hidarky
Big Show and and let us know it's a binding referendum.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, I was gonna say, are you going to stand
by the decisions?

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Stand by the decision. But I would also like to
say that I think it's a the mustache I think
is better than my nude face. I prefer you with
the mustache. Thanks man, It's not a weird thing.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
But text three as well, three four eight three what
do you think? Eight hundred Hudarky And as said, you
can go to the hud Uky Big Show's Instagram story.
You have a lot vote at the big pole there
and you might even chuck it on Facebook too crazy stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah you meantime, here's Taman parlup.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Tune in four on radio us.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Indeed the colt there on the radio Hot Archy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty seven minutes
past four o'clock and the fellows. I had a very
sad start to my day to day. We've got a
cat and we've had this particular Caddies. He's like seventeen
going on eighteen years old, magie, so he's pretty old.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
What's his name?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Tiger?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
What the hell?

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Man? I clicked the wrong button? Yeah, yeah, on.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
And anyway, I came out to the kitchen today to
make my wife reluctantly another cup of coffee after she's
slammed the last one I made her. And I noticed
something on the chair and look, I won't go into
the grizzly detail, thanks mate, okay, and I'll spare the
audience that. But let's just say things weren't looking good

(08:13):
for old teg and so I immediately called the vet
put him in his little box there because we didn't
have a carry. I used to have a carry. I
don't know where the hell it's gone.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
What kind of box is it?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Just a box with a little blanky that I put
in there? Man, And took him to the vet and
the vet said, you know, blah blah blah, and I
explained what had happened, and she suggested certain things, and
then I had a very awkward and forthright conversation there,
suffice to say, and sadly that poor old Tig is
no longer with us. And it's funny, you know, because

(08:47):
I was never very close to Tigger, but he's been
there for a long time in our family. My youngest
daughter was very close to him. And being with a
little fellow when it all sort of stopped for him,
it's quite emotional. Yeah, and you know, bringing him home
and stuff. I was a bit, I was a bit

(09:08):
moist eyed. It's quite a sad thing really when you
think about it. So it was. It was not a
great start to old Hordy Jay's day, but I think
the right decision was made.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Did you take it better from there?

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Though?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Not really?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
No? What about now? I mean, it's it's okay they
would put a danner over the day.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Though, Yeah, I mean it wasn't, as I say, not
a great way to start the day.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
And a little bit.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Sad that is said, because you talk about rule a lot.
Your dog, Yeah, it does poos on your bed and stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Well, can I just quite I think he hate She
did a little pool once because of thunder, but that.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Was because I often forget you even got you even have
a cat? Well, I know you had a kit to
a couple of weeks ago. You were bagging it. But
that's the thing with family, isn't it. You do that.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, well that's right. I mean that doesn't mean you
want them not be here.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
I know that's right because he never used to come
in the house, did he?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Not really no, because of the dog.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Right. Can I just say Jay's kirkha Man.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Thanks Man.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodkey.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Keiller's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
The time is four thirty eight, And I was reflecting
on the fact that it was a sad day for
me today You're having to put down our family cat.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, tiger, And it just sort of stirred some memories
that I have of my childhood cat.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Sure, Smudge, Smudge lassic classic name.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Do you remember Rich and Scary?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
No, the novel It was like a kid's TV and
color books sort of range.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
There was a cat in there who was a chimney
sweep called Smudge, and so we got Smudge and I
named her. And then while I was studying, got a
call from my mum saying, hey, keezy key she called
Cress back then Yeah, Smudges. Smudges passed away and I said, oh,
that's really sad, mum. But obviously I was in christ

(11:07):
which I couldn't come up and say by her anything,
so she just let me know and I was like, oh,
when did that happen?

Speaker 5 (11:10):
I was about a week ago. Oh you don't fly
it for the funeral? No, got told a week afterwards.
I would have, man, I would have. Yeah. Apparently it
was a big turnout. So yeah, it is sad. When
I was I was about seventeen, I think, And because
we had a dog growing up, Sally. She has an
Australian in Terrior Cross, very intelligent dogs. Jason Sure. And

(11:35):
Mum turned up at work there and she said, sorry,
but yeah, we've had to let we've had to let
Sally go. And I met the car there and look
out and she got Sally sitting on her lap there.
She's had to take her down. I think she must
have had cancer or something. The big sea keasy Yeah,

(11:56):
you're not good and yeah, so it's pretty bloody because
this is a thing, man, you have. You have these
animals in you're in and around you the whole time.
They are family members, yes, and of course mum's bloody upset.
I'm at the upset as well, but I'm at work
as well, so that makes it tough too. It's like,
where are you working at the time, Eliza McDonald's yeah, yeah,

(12:20):
So Mum obviously wanted to come down and let me
know as soon as possible, but then it's like, well, yeah,
I don't know what am I meant to do now
I'm at work. So she was driving with the dog
on her she was yeah, well, I don't know. She
had it on head Sally on the passenger seat first,
and then transferred her over onto the lap soide that
I could see her because I was working the drive through. Yeah, okay,

(12:42):
because if you because when you're working the drive through
keys and you won't know this if there's someone on
the passenger's seat, and it doesn't matter if it's a
human or a dead dog, you can't see them from
that angle. Man. Sure see, I didn't know that, and
so Mum moved her over onto her lap so that
I could see her. Yeah yeah with that luck Yeah wow,

(13:03):
that was the last thing. Did you say goodbye to
Sally or did you? Well? Yeah, I mean I tried
to reach out the window and give her a pet
it yeah, but yeah, then I swear it later on,
But yeah, mum got one of those mac attacks. You
remember those two big max and medium fries and a
large she ordered a meal. Oh yeah, that's why she
was there. It was just a coincidence that our dog

(13:26):
was dead.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Oh nice.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Did you give her like a discount or anything or yeah, yeah,
a family discount with that bereaveman, I should have given
her a.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yeah, yeah yeah, looking back on it, yeah yeah, but yeah,
that's really sad. You've got an extra twenty dollars cash.
Shout a little twenty bucks for old Maggie there, Oky,
top it up of it.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Seen through some sympathy on three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
By the way, yeah, man, here's a d C the
Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Tune in on Radio.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Lucky good Ship There on the radio ho Ducky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time ten minutes to five
o'clock and I've got a few ticks there on three
four eight three, Keysy, A.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Lot of sympathy coming through for your mate if you
just joined us Hoody. Jay's pit cat Tigger passed away
this morning.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Yeah, very sad. And my dog died.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, while ago dog's Sally Yeah true?

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Who have life haed value?

Speaker 3 (14:26):
And I lost a rabbit. I lost a rabbit as well.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Well, it's not I have a big thing about who
lost more pits?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I had a cat pitch Yeah, yeah, I had a
pair of keet as well, back.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
One of those two. Yeah it was it called Cocky.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
He was called cocky?

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Was it yours?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
I had a dog called Rockie. Look, lots of ticks
coming through on three four eight three. Good a flowers,
James Kerr here, sorry to hear about your.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Cat, Jase.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Thanks mate.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Our family cat Wayne died the weekend as well. Nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
What a great name for a cat, Wayne.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
I like it, Wayne Kerr.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
You know, good a Fellers. I had a pit rabbit,
but my cat ate it and then the cat died
not long after double wherem me you get.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
That often, Jason, when the tail gets caught in the throat, Jill,
I don't. That's why they've got those fluffy tails. That
stops them, the cats from eating rabbits. That's so sad.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Good A guys, I had a cat also named Patch, Patch.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Adam who had a cat called Patch? Was that you?

Speaker 5 (15:44):
That was me? You're not listening.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I wasn't sure if it.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Was yours or keysy, but I wasn't talking.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Now you were smud j smudge.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, I had a cat also named Patch was attacked
by a staffy.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Oh god, who won that staffy? Staffie got him good?
Often the way, Oh god, it's a pretty big one. Ah. Yep, huh, yeah,
that happens, Jason.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Circle of life. Brother, Wow, it is a circle of life.
You're born, you get eaten by Steffy. Hey, people that
like tattoos, listen up. By the way, I've got some.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Admin for you. Chase. You're going to say you're going
to get a tatoo of your cat.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
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(17:00):
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Speaker 5 (17:11):
For that How good. That's a bloody good prize. It's
a really good prize. You're going to enter into that?
Man or what me? Huh? You're scared to go to
the turtoof You're still kezy? Oh clean skin keezy they
call him.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I reckon you should get some.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
I hang on sorry before we.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
We are you gonna say, jays, I reckon you look
great with a few tats.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Thanks, man. Should you play some Weezer? Chull one?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Not the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarchy is indeed.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Weezer There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday
afternoon of the time it's four minutes to five o'clock.
Don't forget about the Big Show, Big poll today Mogi's
musta should it stay or should it go?

Speaker 5 (17:56):
An?

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Incidentally, Fellas, I don't think we've got a prediction on that. No,
what are we thinking?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
What's the vibe? What are you thinking?

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Mogi?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
What's the vibe?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
I think people love him these days?

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Eighty percent? Yes, you know, because I think it's Mogi's
mustache use or not. It's generally how we do things,
isn't it? So eighty percent yes, I think ninety wow,
because I'm promo.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
That it should stay.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Interestingly, I was talking to Make the other day and
he had been down in Dunedin in the student halls
there because his kid was just starting down there, and
he said it was incredible. Every kid had the same look,
which was a m and a mullet. Yeah, he said
it was kind of off pudding in a way, seeing
all these young dudes walking around with mo's and mullets.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
It is quite weird, isn't it, Because then there is
no point of difference. I mean, if you're a young
lady or a young man and you're going down there,
you're checking out the buffet and if you're looking at
the bay Marie there jacent and every single dish is
exactly the same. There's no selection. I don't get to
make a choice. It's just the same flavor over and
over again. Sure you see what I'm saying. Yeah, you

(19:00):
want to mix it up a bit keasy, don't you? Yeah, totally.
Variety is a spice of life you want?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Can I put it this way? You want a party pack?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
You do?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Where there's all sorts of different things, thank you, rather
than just liquish all sorts.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Totally, Jayson, one hundred percent of what you're saying. Man Hey,
keep an ear out for the hdaky fiddler. By the way,
it could strike at any moment. If you hear a
fiddle mixed into a song, call one hundred Hodaki. You
can want a thousand dollars fidd Totally.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Welcome back to your messive backbones. Your Tuesday is going
along very nicely. You're listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Night.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Day.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I think if we just keep it on the line
and don't go up or down, it's Okay, it works. Okay,
what are your guys earlier on?

Speaker 5 (19:57):
But then you're sort of your your bull or strop
out there, didn't they You got a bit of a
who know, your voice cracked a little bit, but it's
not always going to be perfect, and that's the beauty
of live performance.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
What about, Jase? What about because your voice runs out
of gas early?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Right, But it's not my voice, it's my wind.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
It runs out pretty early. How about I started off,
then Mike comes in and then you finish it.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
But that way you have to do as much work.
You're like the little cherry on top.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
No, I don't. I bet?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well, do you want to be the guy who does
most of it?

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Yeah? The big dog.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Speaking of my voice, A lot of people I know this,
but I had the most beautiful treble voice when I
was a young fella.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
I'll tell you what. Nobody's got more complimentary things to
say about Jason Hoyt than hod especially when he's a
young fellow man.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
And you know, I remember singing in the choir there
at school on the Sunday night tears the tears were
pouring out from all the parents there, right, And then
of course I went through the puberty, and I went.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
From that to what I've got now, which is vastly
different obviously.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
And how old were you when there happened?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Eleven scrawny, little hooty jay with a very deep voice.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
It was off putting with acne.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yeah asthma, Well I don't have asthma, but hey listen,
as mentioned in the show, and it was a sad day.
My cat passed away and we told a few stories.
And as we were telling those, Punk Sound and Studio
B told us the most horrific story that I think
I've ever heard regarding cats and death. So I think

(21:39):
we should he should know it, definitely because it's an
absolute shocker.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Making outrageous. It's something that you could see in like
a TV show or something. Yes, crazy, So that's what's next.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Absolutely. In the meantime, it's supergrass.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Reaching big show podcast.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Tune that a fellows So that is a good tune.
That one. That's Pearl Jam, Jason.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
It is Peel Jam indeed, Margie. Now, we were telling
stories of our pets that have left us or passed away.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
And all we've had put down that we've had.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Put down as I did today with my little family
cat and and then Pugsun was regaling us with the
story of his youth and his pet situation, and we
thought to ourselves, didn't we fellows, Yeah, this has to
go on the radio because this is an absolute doozy
good a pugs.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Hey, Jason, I just want to say not for this story. Cat,
So I just want to say sorry about your lost mate.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
It is it is said to lose a pet, and
I've lost a couple of my time as well, and
one in particular. His name was Sonny. He was a
young Boerman sort of cat, very goofy, a lot of personality,
young guy.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
He was maybe about two.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Feet as pauls. Most often yeah, most often, well was
at his feet.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
He would get very playful with my older cat, who
was about seven at the time, and name was Tiffany
and she was a rag doll anyway. So I lived
in a could De Sack and lower Heart with a
few neighbors that all knew each other sort of was
Steria Lane styles yes as you do, yeah, yeah, And
one of the houses, a couple of houses down from us,

(23:22):
was having an issue with a cat in the neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Now I'll say this.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
There were about six cats in this coulder sack all
around the joint, running around two from our house obviously,
but there was a cat who was doing whee's and
poos on this neighbor's lawn, defecating, urinating as well, Margie.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Can I just ask the question, though, how would you
know if a cat's wearing on your lawn?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
That seems pretty.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Exciting poos as well.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
I think the poo's was probably the main thing, sure,
And the patriarchal member of this family of this household
had a massive issue with that. He took huge pride
in his garden and so we would see him walking
around the garden with bottles of his own urine to
trying to turn the cats from his garden. I think

(24:09):
that's the thing around in your territory.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah, I don't have a sprayer, I just urinate.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Sure, that's somewhat of a sprayer.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
And we were getting a couple of complaints from him
that he thought it was our cat that was doing that.
Young sonny running around there, and then it went sort
of upper notch and we received a letter in our
mailbox that had been typed out on the effects of
cayenne pepper and other various spices on cat's health if

(24:40):
ingested yet, and how they can be used as a
deterrent but are actually quite harmful for the cat and
can do some serious damage. So we received that anonymously
in our mailbox. There's and so obviously immediately we know
who is coming from as the guy that's complaining about
a cat pulling on his lawn. Now I knew that family.
I went to school with the boys of the family,

(25:03):
and my mother knew the wife quite well. Then one
day I went a step further. We went out into
the carport there and we could smell something and there
was cat feces smeared on our front doorstep and front door.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
And your cat did that, No, Maggie, Sonny, No, no, no,
I don't think it was Sonny, dirty bastard.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
I'll stop you right there. Sonny was innocent in order us.
He was too young to die anyway. So there's poos
on there, and then we start to find out from
the guy's wife that he's putting out meat laced with
anti freeze. Oh God, out for whatever cat culprit he

(25:48):
thinks is doing this to his lawn. And we find
that out from the wife texting my mother saying, don't
let the cats out tonight. Oh, because this person's put
out this mincelace with poison put it on his own
lawn though, yeah, he would have put it on the
lawn or around the house or whatever. And so we're

(26:09):
hearing about this happening. We're not putting the cats out.
We're pretty nervous at this point. And then we find
my cat one day, Sonny, up in my mum's room,
just slumped like he's with us, but he's that's right,
it's a bit swollen or whatever, because obviously what happens
there is renal failure. And so then the wife at

(26:30):
another point texts my mother and says, I found anti
freeze and needles and a brick pile at the back
of my house. Come and take some photos. This is evidence.
This is cooked his wife my mother, because they knew
each other. Geez, she was pretty nervous from him, I think.
And so I was at work at the time. I

(26:51):
was lifeguarding at the pool down the road.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
But thanks man.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
My mother, my stepfather, and my sister went over to
the property to get photos. As they get there, he
turns up at the house and this massive altercation ensues.
My sister, who's got a very fiery personality, had a
massive go at him, took a swing, he swung back.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
My stepfather got involved.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Their son, who was unwell at the time, came down
from upstairs to try and stop the altercation.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Meanwhile, the wife calls the cops.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
And so he runs, grabs the stuff, chucks it in
the car, drives down the driveway. The cops stop him,
and then he claims there's been a death in his
family and he needs to go quickly, so he gets away.
He hides the evidence so there's none and this is
like an ongoing Like I'm summarizing the shed out of this,
but it's like a long thing. Anyway, we take him

(27:44):
to court over the whole scenario. He then tries to
claim that his wife and my mother were conspiring against
him to plot blame the whole plot on him because
of his wife's menopause. This is what he said. And
at the end of it he claimed some mental health stuff.
And at the end of it all, he only had

(28:05):
to pay the price that it cost to put my
cat Sonny down.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
That's a true story.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
And the hut News too, way back years ago.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
That exact same thing happened to me.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Same wow, literally word for word happened to you as well.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
There, yeah, so I feel you, Pugs crazy, I feel you.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Can I feel you here if you on bucks.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
The Hillarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
She Hunt there on the radio.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Hoedarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five
twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
If you're listening to the show yesterday, you'll know that
I have set up a special bank account to save
up for a motorbike. And what was it, one eighth
of everything I earned on of my traditional salary, any
bonus income, one eighth that will go into my motorbike
account and eventually I'll have a motorbike. In fact, first
payment went through today, thirteen bucks in there. So I'm

(29:10):
on the way. Yes, that's like one it's been one day.
You know, it's already, it's already working. But tomorrow in
order to get my learner's license, because I did a
lot of motorbike riding when I was a kid, did motocross,
heaps of trophies to show for it, Fowlers, don't you
worry about that.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
But in order to ride on the pation.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
They don't give out most improved. I think I did
get one of those. Actually yeah. But in order to
get your learner's license, you have to do a theory test.
But before you can even do that, you have to
go and do this basic handling skills test to show
that you can ride a motorbike, that you're not going
to get on it and fall over, even though you
can answer all the questions correctly on the road code.
So it's tomorrow morning, I think nine p thirty. I've

(29:48):
got to write around some cones, I think. But Mike,
you were saying you've done it before. Yeah, So how
intense is it? Because I've been thinking, well, if this
is the start of a learner's journey, it must be
pretty chill and I should be fine.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Say man generally speaking, like with a car car driver's license,
you just go along, don't You do your theory first
and then practical second. And the reason why it's different
with a motorbike is because you can be you can
you can know the road code back to front. When
it comes to you know, riding the motivator, you know
all the rules and everything. But if you don't have
the physical capacity, the physical ability to be able to

(30:21):
handle a hog. Then there's no point, you know, in
all the rules, because you can't have some sort of
like some weak, weak person out there on the road
that's just going to be falling off, unable to control it, Yeah,
embarrassing himself. So you know what I'm saying, Jason. Too
many people out there, they don't respect the hog, and

(30:43):
you've got to respect the hog.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I respect, I absolutely respect the hog. If that's beginning
that I can handle the hog and I used to
do it. I don't know if you can handle the hog.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
The thing that I found the most difficult about it.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Have you've done this test?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Was the writing bitch component of it?

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Do you have to write?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
You have to write bach and the and the guy
that did my test wrote bitch with me and he
sits on the back.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Ye, he sits on the back.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
And he was a bit handsy, which I found a
little bit off putting. Right, give him my boozies a
bit of a squeeze.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
So you have to, because I thought it was just
he's there with a clipboard in the middle of a
sort of cone circle.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
It's clipboard too, just between us just as well.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
But he's sort of standing in between the cones, I thought,
and he's all right, now do a loop right now.
Part that's part of it. Yeah, okay, right, yeah, that's
part of it. But I didn't do any prep or
anything right like it should be fine?

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Well, I mean you should. When's the last something went
to the gym? Let's not get into that exactly last year.
My concern, Keezy is that you're gonna you're gonna sort
of you're right around, you'll be padding there right, you know,
I imagine in my head, and I don't know if you know,
if you've seen the film Jase Dumb and dumber, Yes,

(31:58):
riding along and he's got his Lloyd Lloyd and old
mate on the back there, and a truck goes past
and he puts his hand up for it to you know,
to go to and it does sort of and he
sort of loses control of the bike. There, My consumers,
that's going to happen to you when it slows down,
because the weight of the bike takes over when gravity
slows down, and you're just going to topple over and

(32:19):
get sort of caught under the end. Yeah, because what
is it a vespa. No, it's not a bit.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't know what it is because that's supplying the
the that're supplying the bike. I though I don't have
a bike, y'd obviously, so whatever bike they have there.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
The other issue, of course, is one that we touched
on yesterday as well as the helmet. And you're getting
your snarls in there. Have you have you sus he
crying about your cad again? Have you sussed that out
causing you can have the visor open obviously, but do
they provide the helmet because you haven't got You've got
another account for that day.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I've got a bicycle safety account. No, they've just said
open face okay, and they've given me a giant pair
of goggle to wear as well. So yeah, but what
I'm trying to figure out Obviously the weight of the
hog and the size of the hog is an issue.
But other than that, is it something I can just
show up to you think, and you know, if I
tried my best, I should be able to breeze past it.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Ummm.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Look, my recommendation is at the very least you should
take pugs along to shoot some socials.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
The Hiarchy big show was Jason Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in four on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Bon Jovi there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Tuesday evening. The time is five minutes to six o'clock.
Now listen, very important big poll today, a lot riding
on it. You need to have a vote because we're
going to decide that after six o'clock. And the question
is Mogi's mustache yale.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Name, that's riding on that, and he is going.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
To abide by what the people say.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
It was a bond in referendum. Yes, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
So is your first past the post.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Well, hang on, we're not going first past the post. No,
no bond in referendum. And this is the problem that
I had with the Marijauana referendum that happened some years ago,
where it was fifty one percent would win it. Well,
that's not it, that's not it's going to be more
convincing than that.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I feel seventy you want seventy plus?

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, I think sixty five seventy around about there.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, because if you've got seventy percent of people or
sixty five saying your mustache has to go, well that's
obviously the Yeah. Yeah, but we'll get into that and
the results of the Big that's excited six man.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, great stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Ah The hohod Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodachy.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Welcome back him as a backbones. How's your Tuesday going?
You're listening to the Big Show brought to you by
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Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yeah, that was great Night and Day. By the way,
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Speaker 5 (35:03):
But probably our worst one ever.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, maybe maybe, but I'd give it a shot anyway.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Well, you want to listen to it at seven thirty
when it comes out by searching how duck you ever
get your podcasts from? In order to determine whether or
not it was our worst one.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
I think sure.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
This little clip that pugs On has prepped for us
is called invoicing.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
I'm really good at invoicing. Oh yeah, is.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
This the guy who hasn't claimed a single expense in
the he's been at Hoducky because he doesn't know how
to do it?

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Do you like how you just doesn't who to think?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
So good man, I reckon that sounds maybe it's actually
one of our best ever.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Maybe we're not.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
And actually, to be honest, my wife does my invoices?

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Does she? Yeah? Yeah? So she actually yes, because I
was wondering about that.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
I go there it is down and and she just
goes for me, would you?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
And then I get on the computer and go dish
dish send.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
M So.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Would you even be able to put together an invoice
and send it out just on your own?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Yes? You can. Yes, we should put that to the test.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
You'll have some crazy whack computer system going on that
of course, old standard one. Just to stand at the.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Windows what are you Windows? Or Apple.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Doesn't even know? Ah?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
So good hey, but it's all it's all tickety boob.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
The money's coming in broy.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Now listen coming up the results of the Big Pole,
So I don't miss out on that because I can't
wait to see what happens.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
That's right, Mogi's mustache Yes or no vote on the
Hiducky Big Show Instagram story right now. If it breaks
seventy percent, he's going to shave it off.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Live the Harchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
There on the radio, ho Donkey Big Show this Tuesday evening.
But right now it's time for Mowgie's mustache. Yes or no?

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Well, I had in a few issues, didn't I give
with the Mississi, And she's like, oh, your mustache stinks
once they've got on it food, and so it's sort
of like, well, do I really want to be involved
in this? I mean, I don't want to have to
get into a situation where I'm having to clean it
every week? Sure, so do I just lop it off?
My wife has never been a fan of it, but
my feeling is other people are more of a fan

(37:33):
of it than she is. So I thought i'd put
it to the people. Are you a fan of it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah, there's something about the more you feel. I feel
like I'm a fan of my mo Yeah. You know
you're actively choosing to leave it there. Yeah, so the threshold.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
I personally hate them.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Well, that's because I've seen your mustache and it's.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Not very good. You know, when you've got a mustache,
it's creepy.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Jason, Yeah, well you do one of those ones, like,
is it dick dastardly off the wacky races.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
It's not as it's not as yeah, and you.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Can like you could like pull it if you're a
bad guy.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Well, it looks so dirty lip.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
The interesting thing about it is there's quite a lot
of blonde in it and that makes it look patchy.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
It does, it does?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yours looks like you've taken like a big sip out
of a cappuccino.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Are we gonna? Are we going to get into mode?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Chat? Here?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Are we? In terms of critiquing mostachus.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
You critique my vistache at least once a week. All right,
So it's not guys, go guys, it's time for the
big pole. What was the threshold? Seventy percent?

Speaker 4 (38:33):
No, that's too high, sixty forty.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Hang on a minute, what was your predictor?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
I thought it was fifty to fifty. That's what I
thought we were running.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Well, it's not no, for this is a huge decision.
This is a huge decision. So what you didn't do
a prediction? What a doing for you? Jason?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
My my vibe is that people will say, no, don't
don't lose it.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Ah, right, that's right?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
So who knows?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
The question was Mowgi's mistachs yes yes or no, Yes
or no, seventy yes, seventy on the button.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
That's pretty good saying yes keep it or yes keep it? Yes,
keep it? Yeah, keep it? Looks like you do you
think you could wash it though, Let's see how we
go pretty busy.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
I'd like you to take it off, take your mustache off.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Oh why are you saying it like that?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Me and your wife we're in the same boat there.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
What are you doing in a boat with my wife?
That's really creepy. Ja.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, Just I want you to wake up tomorrow morning
and shave that hairy atrocity of your of your face.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
This is bullshit.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
No, you've not You en't been anti mustache at all.
This is a brand new thing.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Well, I'm just being honest here, Fellers.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
I appreciate that man. You know how much your opinion
means to me exactly.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
And the people have been have unanimously.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Spoken, were not unanimously you see. But yeah, that's enough,
that's enough. You'll take it on. I'll take it. I'll
take it. Yeah, yeah, just give it a wash.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
That doesn't stand that past your wife in peace.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Big Show podcast is indeed fun loving criminals there on
the radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening. But right
now it's time for this What's on the Telly with
Mike Minogue?

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Yeah, why do we do that? Why not? People love it?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Man, they love it. That's why we do it radio
right there.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Absolutely, I'm just picturing someone tuning in for the first time, going,
what are these guys?

Speaker 5 (40:40):
A little bit but we don't know, so how we
meant to explain it to anyone? I don't know where
that started from. I don't know how it caught on No,
but here we are. Yes, I watched another episode of
Bad Monkey, Bad Monkey. Did you watch It's got Vince
Vaughan in it. Yes, it's on Apple TV. I really
like it. Do you know what I like about it? Jason?
What's that you kezy? You can listen to this, okay?

(41:01):
Is that it's got a good script, it's got good actors,
and they make decisions around how it's shot. I'm sort
of realizing more and more that everything on Netflix looks
exactly the same, quite true, exactly the same. Yes, there
is no art at all when it comes to cinematography whatsoever.
So it looks awesome. Vince Vaughn is just great. He's

(41:24):
a great, great actor, fun dude. I like him. When
have a beer with him? Actually, keezy, wow, because you're
off the bears. No, I'll get back on him. What
is it a comedy? It is a comedy. It's a crime,
and it's a mystery. I like those sorts of things.
We're trying to work out what's going on. And it's
also set in Florida, so it's hot, you know what
I mean, speeches and that. And it's a monkey and

(41:46):
a keezy. You'll love it. Monkey. He's pretty naughty. Monkey.
Great stuff for me. Did you do with a bloody
good spanking? If I'm honest?

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Speaking of comedies, which I don't tend to watch, but
friends of ours recommended a show called Camping and it's
a British comedy written and directed by a woman called
Julia Davis, who also did the excellent comedy series Sally Forever.

(42:17):
And she is the absolute queen of creating really awkward, painful,
but very funny comedy and she tends to play the
same sort of character in all of the comedies that
she makes. And it's basically this comedy about three couples

(42:37):
who go camping together at the back of someone's farm basically,
and they're all disfunctional as go get out. Yes, and
it is very, very funny. Highly recommended by Hoidy J.
There's lots of sex, but really Dating System four out

(43:01):
of five like it made me laugh out loud quite
a lot. And if you if you like excruciating uncomfortable comedy,
this is this is your show.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Where could I watch that?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
I watched that on Neon?

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Okay, yeah, wow, that's interesting.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
You like it?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Easy?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Watch it?

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Okay, watch it. I don't like awkward. It is really awkward,
like one of.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
The I really love peep Show. Remember peep Show is
but I can only watch one episode of that at
a time or the UK Office.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Yes, it's awkward.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
The other series I mentioned, Sally Forever, has the most horrific, awkward,
painful scene you will ever see on television, So if
you haven't seen that, I recommend that as well.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
More awkward and painful than Talkback. Oh yeah, I suppose. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I watched Country Calendar. It was about milk. They were
making milk.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Oh my god, have they ever done an episode on
milk before.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
They were making milk?

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
With Jersey Cows though, what Jersey Cows, what did you think?

Speaker 5 (43:59):
I said?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
All right, Hendrix, Well he did the Hurdarchy Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Yes, indeed smashing dumpkins there and the on the radio
Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now listen, something very
exciting coming up the boxing Mogi that you and I
are going to be going to David Nieker. Who's he
fighting again? I can't even remember Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali
is it? I thought it was Tyson.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
No, No, it's Muhammad Ali. So it'll be It should
be a good I mean there's an age get right,
there is an age gap. But yeah, any time you
get a chance to see a champion, a legend of
the sport and Muhammad Ali, I'm keen.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, man, are you sure it's not Blake Caparello from Australia?

Speaker 5 (44:45):
That was it? That was a right? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Well he's very like Muhammad Ali is yes, well not really.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
He's a cruiserweight.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
No.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
He stings like a butterfly.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
And floats like a bee.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Ah yeah ah, he's here's a cruise away. He's on
his way to the world title. And of course David
Yuka is our hot shot boxer at the moment, hot
and more ways than one, am I right, fellas, Yes,
beautiful he is.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
That's not why I'm going to it. But yeah, let's
be honest. It's not mince words. He's a good looking man.
You were saying that you were hoping some sweet was
going to land on you. Yeah, that's that's cool man.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
It's happening down at the Via Ducks Event Center Via
Ducks Ducks.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Yeah, you got to go via the Ducks, that's right.
And there are some ducks down there as well.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
That's right. Oh sorry, it's not Via Ducks. It's the
Via duct Event Center.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
That's I've never been there. I didn't even know there
was one.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, neither. I'll tell you what though. It's looking good
the photos I've seen. Yeah, I've already started setting it up.
It's next Friday, I believe the fourteenth, sorry, Friday, Saturday,
the fourteenth of Saturday, Saturday, is it. It's presented by
banooka doctor. It's going to be one how of a fight.
If you want to watch it online, it is on

(46:00):
design dot com, which is about d a z in
dot com. However, we've got a Backbone Table and we
would like you and a mate to join us. If
you're keen, text fight to three four eight three. We'll
send you a link to enter there. And if you're
at the Backbone table, you set with Jason Mike. I'm away,
but you get free food, you get free drinks. You
have to put a suit on as well as the formal.

(46:21):
It's the proper way to watch a fight. I've done
it about four times now and it's been excellent every
single time.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
I'm quite looking forward to suiting up. Actually, mate, you're
a suit on for a while. You're not gonna wear
a tie?

Speaker 5 (46:30):
There?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Are you gonna wear a tie?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Um?

Speaker 4 (46:33):
You know?

Speaker 5 (46:33):
I probably will?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Okay, I probably will.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
I might as well? Why not?

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (46:37):
I don't often get the chance, do you. No, it's
an a suit, so you know, a bung a old
tie there. Question?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Will we see.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Cool head Mogi? No, we won't.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Ah The Hurdiky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's your Tuesday show,
done and dusted. Your planing tonight, Maggie.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
I'll probably go home. Yes, I'll probably have a little
bit of something to eat my watch some more bad monkey. Yeah,
and that'll be about the extent of it. I reckon good. Yeah, yeah,
looking forward to it.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Be.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Will you do some invoicing? I will be doing some work, keezy.
I just don't like to mention that. But every night
I go home and I work and about it, and
then then I have dreams about It's pretty.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Good, isn't Isn't bed great?

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Though?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Do you get in bed and go, oh, how good?

Speaker 5 (47:34):
I do get in bed and go, oh, how good?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Am I and I have my electric blanky on still
got that?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
You're still running?

Speaker 5 (47:42):
That is a treat that see. Now. We discussed last
night that the blanket had been the double blanket had
been taken off the beard with no consultation from my wife.
She just took it off last night. I'm in bed,
I'm cold, waking up in the middle of the night.
But she's fast asleep, So yeah to a happy wife.
Been quiet while you were cold though, yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Shivering in that yeah, Sucking on your water on the
side there and doing big powerful streams of urine on
the toilet, the general vicinities. What are you up too,
kesy tonight?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I'll be having to tonight. I'm having dinner with my wife.
I believe we're having a pork salad. Do you ever
think to yourself, man, where do we bother? Specifically you?
But god, we did the same thing every night, don't we?

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Yeah, pork pork belly.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Okay, that's all right. I had a great pork belly
the other night.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
But a green salad. Good on you.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
And then she'll got a bit early, and then I'll
probably start for a bit and play play session cool.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
What are you gonna do? Jays?

Speaker 4 (48:47):
You know, I'll probably go home and have dinner with
beef cheeks tonight. By the way, just incidentally, um, and
reflect on my little cat, maybe make sure my daughters
are all and probably go to the gym and dore,
come back into a protein shape, go to bed and
wake up again, make love, probably read a little bit,

(49:08):
and then go back to sleep again.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
So I love how you started with an earnest thing
about what you're actually doing and then straight away into
making love and go to the gym.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
So we know the things that aren't happening. Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4 (49:26):
Goods up, yeap.