September 16, 2025 • 51 mins
On today's show, Jase is out, Mike's looking out for the people around him and we get our hands on Keyzie's commentary audio from his big weekend gig.
STAMP THE YARD:
(00:00) Intro: Where's Jase gone?
(03:11) Replacing the Jase
(12:01) Jase's replacement
(15:39) TVTVTVTVTV
(19:55) Intro: Jase voices Reburger
(26:52) Audio of Keyzie's huge gig
(26:59 )WWYD?
(31:30) Strange Encounter...
(36:05) Your names for our beer!
(38:04) Intro: The burger phenomenon
(40:22) Tauranga TOMORROW
(44:23) More beer names!
(47:11) Keyzie's house full of women
(50:40) BYE
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodak You big show thanks to crave Worthy street
Food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome this big, big show,
Jason Heitz.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Night mind and oh good your man bus.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's great to every company that's blustery Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It is the sixteenth of September.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Twenty twenty five. And you, my friends, as always listened
to the big show brought to you by.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Reburger, crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Jeez, you just look better and better every day there, Mugie,
and you've got your tight black T shirt on their mates,
and you've been shoving down and piling down the food
over the last twenty minutes. But still your cutlet out
of glass, your stallion. Hell's life, Yeah, going pretty grassy lea,
you mad dog, you six cent of a bill.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You did a little bit of ball today. You know,
I think maybe the the winter's catching up with us men,
feeling a little bit sick, not feeling a handy today.
I've got to be honest with you, men, I get
the feeling that you're not quite up to it either,
your mad dog.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, look, I don't know what's going on with the
old voice there magie. But we'll just pile on through
and Keezy, jeez, you're looking good man, How are you feeling?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
This is good actually because it might stop you from
talking so much smack about me, because youve got to
save your voice.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Jakes, Oh no, mate, My theory is actually seriously just
blow it out as she goes. She goes, yeah, blow yeah,
just go down on a ball of flames.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Keezy.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, nice mate, I'll makes you going really well. And
good spirits did a whole lot of hard yack around
my house. Phil, very satisfied. Real manly work, yeah, no,
just you know, womanly, manly, just personally work. I call
it's called personally work, right, Okay, Yeah, how are you
going though, Jason? You sound great?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah? Thanks man?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Am I in all serious? I don't quite know what's
going on with the old body at the moment. Something's
going weird, but you know we'll pile on through.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Be sweet ass. We're telling a bit woozy.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Though.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We've got a massive show coming up.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh have we What.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
What's happening on the big show with Old Modus?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, we're counted down the limited options and opportunities that
we've got to for listeners out there to be able
to jump into the Swingers Club. We're off to Fiji.
We want you to come as well. Old Hoody Jay
has had a weird interaction which will surprise nobody, this
time at a local supermarket. And we started auditioning the
rest of the Big Show to take over Hoodie Jay's
(02:33):
anchor seat. Because the old boy's not up to it anymore.
We're putting them out to pass you.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
To that next day.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Pat okay, he sounds good for you. O's here, sound good?
Sound good?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The Hillarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod
k oh Es.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Indeed, crowded house there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
This what is it? Tuesday afternoon? The time fourteen minutes
past four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh, well, you're doing so well.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I have to go on a higher If I go
on a high register, I can kind of maintain it
for a little bit, but then I go into my
normal one and it goes weird.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
So if you just join us, Jason's got some sort
of weird throat disease going on that probably won't ever
come right, no, which means that the Big Show needs
a new anchor. So the anchor of the show is
the person who comes out of the songs, usually the Chili's,
and just sort of sets up the break. Jase, you
must you must admit that you're a no state right now.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh look, you know, as I say, I'm happy to
just I'm happy to persevere through fields.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And if it blows out, it blows out.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's not about you. It's about the listeners man, right, Okay,
And you know you come out of a song, Yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Probably find that really sexy.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know what I'm saying. My wife found it sexy
when I got home last night. God, it's not good.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So what we've done is we've got Pugs and here
is Pugs. We got Moggie and me and I just
thought we could maybe each bush will have a go
at sort of anchoring, and then the winner will take
over from Jason.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Sure, Can I just put my two cents and and
I'm going to get out to the back paddock here?
Can I put my money towards old Pugs? And I
had the pleasure of working with him over the last
couple of weeks, and I.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Think he's ready. I think he is one hundred percent ready.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
That's really kind of you to say, man, I do
appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
The only issue with that, Joseph. If Pugs isn't here anchoring,
we will need you in studio.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
B No worry.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Yeah, you've got it man.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
You can be answering the phone. Who are we speaking
to here? So, Maggie, do you want to go first?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah? Minutes go?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Okay, So you're gonna be coming out of the chilies. Okay,
bit of a chit chat and then throwing a green day?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Right?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Sure, here we go?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, well do you go a little bit of red
hot chili peepers for you here on the Hydechi Big Show.
There's absolutely beautiful Tuesday afternoon, and got a bloody exciting
show for you. Old Horty Jizbot is struggling with his health,
Old Keyesy is trying to steal Old Hoidy Jizbot's job,
and old Pugs is just hanging out looking like an
absolute sex machine. And then meantime it's time for a
(05:01):
little bit of green days. Yeah done?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Can I change my vote from packs to Magie? You're
like that, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
We just sort of said we're all old, you know
what I mean, Like like old mate, old mate.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, Okay, this is going to mean more keys because
he's desperate for the job, and I think you'd be
really good.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
No, no, no, no, no, I've got no skin in the game.
I'm happy. I'm just happy to be part of the team, right,
It's not like I'm desperate to be the egger or anything. Yeah, sure, Pugs,
would you like to go? You want me to go next?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yeah, so just out of curiosity, which okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, I'll get myself.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
So what are you saying now you can make for it? No, no, no, no,
what we're saying do I do?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I do? Like?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Am I trying to fill the hole that JAS will inevitable?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Be yourself man, it's yourself though. Yeah yeah, yeah, you
don't put want people to turn off straight away. We
want you to be a little bit. We want you
to get the job.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah yeah, okay for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Ah what a chick.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
That's the red hot chili vivers.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I'm ready ad year here with old pug Son after
five Connie chat and also give me this tofu tas
on three for three A Fellas is Green Day?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Not bad.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I thought that was so bad, start to lose it
in the middle there, But.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It was it was can I change because I've gone
with Mogi. I'm gonna stick with Mogi. I'm already disappointed
by that performance. He went into a solid go to
Tofu and Conch, which is just a copy.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You don't want to be typecast.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Man, It's.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
All right, Jason, seriously, man, check this out. Chili's on
the Hudaky Big Show Shoesday afternoon with Keezy Pug. It's
an old Mogi. You got Hoiti j and Studio B
there on the phones. Don't forget another chance to get
in the draw for our Fiji competition coming up soon.
(07:07):
Get ready to call. Oh one hundred Hordac. You can
hear that cue to call in the meantime. Ah, but
a green day shit, No, you're.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Not really key se No, it was very smooth. I
just didn't believe it was authentic.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
What do you mean it wasn't authentic?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It was It was very radio But you decide New
zeal On three four eight three, Who's who's taking over?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Jays? He gets put out in the pasture the meantime
he's faith no more.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
In the meantime, his faith no more.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Ikey, isn't he the food Fighters here? On the Radio
hod Aki Big Show.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
There's Tuesday afternoon in the time twenty eight minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Wow, if you just joined us, Jase's voices packing it up,
it's not good. It's the end of an era, Jase.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Maybe I should get on the darts again. Well, I
think it's probably because you've got a couple of days
off coming up later this week. So yeah, you're going
on holiday, which means your voice has gone on holiday
a couple of days earlier. It's abandoned chef.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, but people are loving it though, like good to
hear the return of million Darry Hoidy J. Someone here
has got a theory. It seems to have started since
Hoidy J started vaping.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yes, yeah, Well the weird thing is I'm actually vaping. Listen.
I was, Yeah, but more than you were six months ago. Yeah,
more than I were. But then I'm not doing the diarries. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah. We've got Pugs here too. Because we did a
little audition of Mogi, myself and Pugs. We each had
to go at anchoring the show. Coming out of the
chili's throwing to the throwing the green day. That's pretty
much all you do, right, Jays, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Pretty much all I do there, And I'm going to
be honest with you. Pugs blew it. Mogi was magnificent
and keezyer not really.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Right, So you're starting with Moga. That's a massive surprise.
Heaps of text on three four eight three though, So
I guess we should listen to the listeners. We should
listen to the listener. Okay, let's seem definitely Pugsn. You
are the three muppets. You need to give it away
as soon as possible. Old Pugsy boy took the cake
with that one. You're out a little Jay stuff those losers,
Hoidy j all the way, mother efforts, Yes as well, Jason,
(09:14):
Pugsn nailed it. Don't be anti Pugsn. Can we just
have silence between songs?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Nice? Can we have more songs? It'd be good more.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Imagine a radio session was just all songs. That'd be cool.
I'd love to work for them. What about this one here? Actually, Jace,
I actually had this happened to him mate years ago.
He cocked it a week later. Surely wouldn't be the
same thing though, because he was also feeling a bit woozy.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So that's not you, right, I am actually feeling quite weozy.
I'm feeling a bit woozy too.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, oh god, I saw armpits. All sorts of weird
stuff going on.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Was that guy also a tough little bastard as well?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
That doesn't say anything, you see.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I wish I hadn't heard that text now that concerns me.
What that one you just read saying I've got a
week to learn, please tell be on holiday.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
So the results are in and it's I mean, Jase,
you disagree, But unfortunately Pugs is the new anchor of
the Beach.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Well you sounded pretty surprised. He's really just what you
were saying about me about five seconds ago.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I just hope he doesn't get, you know, too big
dick about it, because you know what he's like.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah, yeah, well, Pugs, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Tuday Man. In order tomorrow I'll just jump into studio, Beef.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Not today, this is your last day. We've got tomorrow
doing it from the hot tub and that bound, and
then from Thursday onwards, Pugs will be in here. You'll
be in studio b thanks guys, pugs, just to give
the audience a little, a little you know, taster taster
of what they're going to be experiencing. To throw to
the next song.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Mean waight yeah, if I knew what it was, I
would mean guns n' roses, guns.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Roses again to be it's actually you got.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Tune in on radio.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The Big Show Swingers Club is back and this time
it's going global.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It's just what we need, fellows. A bit of son,
a bit of sand, a bit of golf. Yeah, hey,
you've be in the rough with your bloody clubs and
your voice, your mad dog. Yeah. Nothing a breakfast buffet
won't sort out though.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Some fresh fruit, just quick fresh fruits, some seafoods and
prawns just quickly.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Fellas, we're riffing here about Fiji. Are you specifically talking
about the Big Show Swingers Club in Fiji thanks to
tourism Fiji, flying Fiji earways and staying at the Intercontinental
Fiji Golfers on SPA well.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Obviously, Kesy, Yes, hey, fellows, before we go to the line,
how key we is this?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
keV from Dargaville. Good av your mad bastard.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
How's life? Good on you mate? What do you do
for a crust keV record? Oh do you still do
a few Cashi's kid?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Oh no, come on.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Man, here enough and you're like a bit of a
smack on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Love and love to have another have a wall.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah on you mate, Good on you.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
We'll start the line kip and now good my pack
time will short you out? Get a Alex your made
Bassett house life?
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Yeah bloody good mate yourself?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What do you do for a cross? Alex?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
I just started mysing to mat, just just started that up.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
On you plug brother? Where is it? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Keith on Hire and the beautiful bad plan?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Good on you, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
My hometown feels the old b oh yeah to.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Now it's a region, but yeah, I feel like someone
who's down was the op would know that my area.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Act bought P's Hotel and more tut on than in them.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Bro, you don't know what you're on aout. I was
born in Orlin. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Alex. You enjoyed golf, mate.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You do your love of golf, mate, love You're nice.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Good to hear. And who would you bring with you
if you.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Wont bring me, bring us golf?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
But that's yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I think you just stay behind and head to swim there.
She can help out in the kitchen.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Yeah, exactly, mate, that's a right goddamn.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
God, that would just go down so well. I'm sure
I want to see you say that to your wife. Alex.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Good you picked me, mate, I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Sick.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
That's what we need to all right, Alex, you're in
the drawer, mate, Pugs will look after you, okay, Well, jeez,
hate shocking from you, Keys, shocking from you. Pugs was
in Seriously, studio B dropped, but pangs everything and also
it dropped and then he put a piece of pizza
in the open. Closed again once again. Big shout out
(14:07):
to Tourism Fiji, FIJII Ways and the Intercontinental Fiji Golf
Resort in the spar We're going over there to play
a championship golf course designed by Ing and of course
that's over in Fiji where happiness comes naturally. Buller Jay, Seriously.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Mate, racism alert, racism alert.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I thought it would have not picked up on whose
voice it was because yours is shot. You do.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, buller racism Alert.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Let's just be the tender or something about.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I think it's the Venom and the voice Venom.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
You two there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is four fifty two. Let's talk TV.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Hey, yeah, I
watched something on TV and Z Plus. It was more
house sort of stuff. And there's a guy having looked
(15:14):
at some wonderful New Zealand homes all around New Zealand.
I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I'll remind you.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That sounds like it's probably it. They tend to put
the idea in the title, don't they. And there's a
guy that's hosted Location, Location, Location, the British. The British guy. Yeah,
you go down here. Look, they're nice houses. But I
get a bit bored because they show they stay in
the same places for fifteen minutes, just showing the same
parts of the house over and over and over again.
It feels like it's something you could probably get through
(15:42):
in about three minutes. Makes it tough to sell the
advertising keysy certainly, but yeah, two stars pretty boring. Well,
funnily enough.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It has a star. Yeah, well what's a star?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Star is the thing that you have on a busy,
So it's two busies.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh well, interestingly enough, Actually, we got a call from
a mate. It was so cool mate that very night saying, oh,
your father in law's on on TV at the moment,
so it was actually one of his homes. So you're
saying that my father in law, who designed and you know,
(16:19):
was the architect for the home, is a boring bart Well, no,
I was not sure to pass that on Mogi.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I was watching TV and Z Plus, so it was
it was an episode from a long time ago, so
that wasn't directly what I was saying. But absolutely I
feel that way having met the man before, and I
think you should pass that message on. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
I saw that live last night. It is a pretty
bad house.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He's I mean, not just the house that's bad. Oh
my god, it's the man himself as a boar. Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, he's massively dry balls. The house was okay, you
know what I mean. It's like and this is the
thing about these sort of shows, as they bang on
about that sort of stuff, don't.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, so it's got a bit of a wavy roof.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Who do Jason's house has got a wavy roof too?
Sure it's not supposed to be wavy?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, exactly, you know, And then look at the look
at the look at the view that I've got there?
How mag well?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I have you ever heard of a window? Of course,
there's a bloody view there? How had is it the
check a window in there? I was so fuming while
I was watching the show last night with my father
and I went up, there's one busy, not even that?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
So you go, let me get this straight. You're giving
your father in law one busy half a busy?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh wow, oh wow, that's huge.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Last night I watched the documentary on how they make
baked beans and put them in the can?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh yeah, how good is that?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
The Heinz factory in England.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Have you watched a Charlie Sheen one yet? No?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I'm waiting for my wife. She was busy last night,
so I just put on this Heines Baked Bean Factory
documentary and it was did you know that? It's the
Irons baked bean fatchy in the UK? Is the has
the highest quantity of beans of any factory in the world.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Wow, And can I can I just correct you on
something here, Ksy, they don't make the beans.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Sorry, man, I should have said that.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You know, they get some beans and they put a
bit of sauce on them and chuck them.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
In a cane. Half a busy.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike Keezy.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You're welcome back, your messive backbones. Hope you are surviving
your Tuesday afternoon two minutes past five o'clock and you're
listening to the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Beef checking vegan and vegetarian options to Reburger redefining the.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Norm Fish is sharing because it's did you voice that? Yeah?
It was me. Someone's sitting in a text which you
know I thought was a little bit harsh. They said,
I hope Jase doesn't lose his voice because he doesn't
have a face or a body for anything. You know,
(19:11):
I reflected upon that when actually that's very accurate, that's
very fair.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Is it one of your best attributes? Your voice?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It's my only attribute.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
You're right, okay, and my massive honker. Yeah, sorry, we
had to jump in there.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Hey now listen coming up. We were talking about it yesterday.
Ol Keezy had a big opportunity with a triple ed.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
It's a sideline voice at the league there on Saturday
night and we've got hold of the audio.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah yeah, I'm excited because I was sidelined. I was
at the Warriors game. Was literally a dream come true.
Triple in Sydney, huge station, hundreds of thousands of listeners
over there in Australia. I'm really excited to a bit
nervous to hit myself back, to be honest, it's like
the first time he harself on the raady to go,
oh jeez, you know, this is the first time I've
heard myself being doing serious sideline commentary. So can't wait
(20:01):
to rip into that next.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah. Well, the first time I heard myself on the radio,
I thought, hot, yeah, who's that stud?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
What about when you listen back to this right now?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Even hotter Man.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Is indeed green day there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show This Tuesday afternoon, eleven minutes past five o'clock and
stop at huge, huge opportunity for old Keyesy. Over the
weekend he got to realize a dream Mogi doing some
sideline chat for a big rugby league match Triple Radio
(20:36):
in Sydney, which is pretty.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Huge, massive, pretty huge is massive. I was I was excited.
I was equal parts excited and nervous. I'd never done
sideline commentary. I've done comedy commentary on the ACC. That's
about it. I just said, yeah, no, I can do
that for you, so naturally, I think my first I
think we're gonna hear my first break. Yeah were They
threw to me for the first time, and I was
(20:58):
quite nervous, so just yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Just sure you were great man, and on the sideline
for the first time.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
I believe we have Chris Key come in, Chris good.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
You're mad but goody, good day guys. Yeah, Chris Key here,
bloody good to be part of that. Sorry said, are
you allowed to say? Bloody?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Really stoked to be asked to come and do the commentary.
Fellers feelers literally never done like sideline commentary like this,
like when we do it at the ACC, like where
we're not like antas stated, we're like in a studio.
You probably not what the acc is. Look the atmosphere
(21:41):
down here electric back to you guys in the studio.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Wow, so good man, succinct to the point you killed it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
You nailed it.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
There, really because I was super nervous.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You couldn't tell that's good stuff from you. That's the
best I've ever heard you sound.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It doesn't that. Maybe it's that thing where you always
think you sound worse than you actually were, or you
look worse than you actually do.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah. Yeah, that's standard. Yeah, because it makes you like
you sound terrible. This you see yourself very high standards
and you struggle to meet those standards.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
No, I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Every show, I mean in New Zealings should know this,
every show. Every time we finish the show case is
like a ship today. Yeah, and we're like, no, you
were fine, man.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Are you sure that it's not Pugs saying that it
was definitely yeah? Really yeah, okay, but anyway, what that
was about fifteen minutes gap between that one and the
next one.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You just got to get the copy out men.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I also had a couple of you know, nerve settlers too.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah, it's fun more comfortable by the time the second
one came on.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
This is their first step on that. What a challenge
it is. The rain coming down this week, Chris Key
coming again. What's going on in Auckland?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yay, guys, had a few nerve settlers, sweet air's good
to go, sorry about before. Oh I'm from Aussie. Oh
it only it's sunny over here. Will guess what? In
Auckland and in New Zealand it rains sometimes. It's not
that big of a deal. It's just rain, you know
what I mean. I've used to play footy for in
(23:09):
total where I grew up, I used to play footy.
It used to rain.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No one kid, man, Wow, that was so good. It was.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Because you never you never played rugby. You're always riding
the pine. But really good, keys man, so good and
they must have been going this guy's onto it.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, honestly, guys listening back, it's like that sounds really bad.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
No, I'm telling you, man, you're thinking about other people. Good?
Were you good? That's right up there because that's your
first time. There's your first time doing you got you
can't hold yourself to higher standards. Man.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
When you were saying that, you know you had a
couple of settlers before with the second one, there, how
many we talking couple?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah yeah, you've earned it like a keasy couple. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I don't even want to play this last one because
there was a bit in the second half where they
came to me. I didn't even know that I wasn't
wearing the headphones right, So yeah, it was a bit
of a shamble.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh here we go. Worrious with their first opportunity, Chris
for the sideline. Chris, Key, you've never done this before?
How did you get the gig?
Speaker 7 (24:19):
Literally never done before? I was I was actually playing golf.
I got a phone call from some posic. I was like, hey,
you know you've done sideline. We need sideline? And I
was like, yeah, man, I've done sideline. Literally, bro, I've
never done something. I literally have no idea what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Hello, Oh, do you know where the toilet is?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Do you know where the toilet is? They don't care.
I just I'll be like ten minutes. They won't even
that's sweet. Yeah, they don't even care, man, like they
at their sweet man. Man, that sounds way worse than
I remember.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
How was the steamer though? I mean.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Because I mean ten minutes. She must have been a
must have been a huge Keezy. Yeah, Jason was massive
to massive steamer now smart actue. The way I'm sounding,
I'd be a great rugby league commentator at the moment.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Except for the completelyck of knowledge.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, leave it to the experts.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Jays knowledge fellows the whole Arching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon,
the time five twenty four.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, hey the other day, And guys, we should just
say at every break, Jason's voices cooked. Yes, he's done,
He's fine to me. He is there, Guys. I was
telling you a few days ago that I went along
to my daughter's art shoulder school. Yes, and while I
was there, I saw another parent there. He was. He
was an adult male, probably mid fifties, medium build, y ah,
(25:57):
a bit bigger than that, yeah, spelling out a little bit,
you know what I mean, medium kind of spelling out
of his clothes a little bit. Beer. I don't know
if it could be attributed to beer, right, I wouldn't
want to say. I wouldn't want to start rumors around
the school because I don't know. Okay, it's my bed.
But I saw this fel and I hadn't meet him
(26:19):
before glasses so glasses vision not good. Yeah right, But
he had his his collar. He's wearing a sort of
a suit, sort of his set up there in the business.
But his collar was tucked all the way inside. You know,
he looked ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
So his shirt on his jacket, like his suit jacket
over the top, that's right, and the collar was inside.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It was were even inside its own shirts that sort
of inside that sort of thing. Business man, you're not
going to do any business. I'll tell you that straight
up wants them to do business with it. And they
haven't even got their the cora in the right place.
His business time is over, we're done here, we're shutting
up shop for the day. So I just wanted to
(27:00):
find out what you would do, Keysy in that situation.
Now I want witnessing this, right, Do you do I
do something? Do I say something to him? Do I
just sort of have a little laugh to myself? Yeah, well,
look at this chump or not?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Do you know the guy?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Don't know the guy his.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Name that he's got classes is of medium to large
build and his collars stuck and his collars stuck in
his jacket. I am usually the kind of person like Maggie,
I'll do it for you too. I'll like point out
if you've got a bit of chep on your face.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes, I usually do, which is most days.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
It's old point. It would be like kind of a chip
there men, because I feel like, you know, a small
moment of embarrassment, We'll fix many mini moments throughout the
day of embarrassment. It's like when we were filming this
is last year, we were filming Game of Two Halves.
The very first episode, Matt Heath showed up. Yeah, this
is back when he was part of the show. I
think it was one in the afternoon and he still
(27:56):
had toothpaste around his mouth and I was like, no,
I'm pretty sure it was. And I was like, hey, man,
you've got some toothpaste on your mouth. And he goes, oh,
did you do those things with fingers? You've got some toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Around your mouth? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
No, no, no, that sounds when you say jays No.
I was like, oh, you got toothpaste in your mouth,
and then he said, oh, yes, it is in fact,
toothpaste wiped it off, So thanks Kezy. And then I
was like, what time did you brush your teeth? And
then he was like five am this morning, So he
had done a brick for show. He'd seen this producers,
he's seen anyone in the office, and no one had
told him that he had toothpaste on his mouth, you
know what I mean. So I probably would have told
(28:35):
him you.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Were about this guy's a stranger, you know me and Matt.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I would have looked at him and told my collar
and just gone. You would have done the subtle kind
of definitely. I think I would, Yeah, what about you?
That's what I would have done. What would you do, Jace?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
What would do? I find it very suspicious that Matt
was like, yeah, yeah, it's toothpaste. Just get better.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Sorry, man, I just got sidelined there. Well, first of all,
I'd ask him if he was.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Okay, are you okay? Yeah, like that, let's go excuse me, mate,
Ye're nice to meet you, You're okay, And he'd be like,
I presume, yeah, I guess, so why do you ask?
And I go because you look like a mass.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Of manus would you do in their voice as well?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, I don't know if you know this, but your
collar stuck in your thing, then you look like a
deer brain.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
You'd say that to them.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You're a year and you're embarrassing your family, your kid.
You should just leave, man, you loser and clean your specks.
How the hell do you look out of those bastards
and filthy?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Right, So that's what Jace would have done. And then this,
I guess, is what you did? Mode?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Okay, what would it? Mokey do I did? What did?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
A Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Radioy, Yes, indeed AREM there on the radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
The time is five forty nine now, fell As, I
had a strange encounter to day, strange encounters of the
and it was one of those encounters that flavored my day.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It was this morning. And I don't know why these
things happened to me, and I'm sure that they happened
to other people as well.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
That I've got a theory on. While I was thinking
about it.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Today, this is what happened. I was at the supermarket
getting a few bits and bobs, bit of hot pork
Magi old hot pork, Mogi. I like a bit of
hot pork. I love a bit of hot pork, some.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Nice cheese, some French bread. And I'm walking up to
the checkout. This is totally true. And there was a guy.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Walking beside me with a little trolley there, and he
was heading down the aisle and I was walking to
the checkout and all of a sudden I hear quite loudly,
quite loudly enough to make me stop, if you.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
And I actually swore right yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
He said, if you so, quite a few people here,
and I stopped and I turned around.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
That's a mistake right there.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
And this guy was just glaring at me, and I
was like, and I looked at him and I went, okay,
do you know what I mean by that? Ye like
this guy? Okay. But I said to him, sorry, are
you talking to me? Yes? And he said yeah I was.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
And I said, well, what's the problem mate, And he goes,
I was going to that if and check out. And
I was like, let me just assure you with you know,
the sort of what actually happened.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
There was no way he was going to that checkout.
He was going down an.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Aisle right And I went oh, okay, man, I'm sorry
about that. I thought you were going down the aisles.
So I was just going to the checkout and he
said to me, and I bullshit you not. I was
going to back him, really, and he was quite a
big unit and I was like, okay, man, well look
(32:26):
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
That's cool man. I didn't realize you were doing that.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
So you backing or you're going and that's mom, and
you know, go ahead of me, that's not a problem.
And so he takes his trolley around me. He's iffing
and jeffing under his breath, just shaking his head. I'm
standing behind him, going what is going on here? And
then the express lane opened up, which had been previously
coach so I went into the express lane and I
(32:51):
look across and he's just given me the eyeball ifing
and jeff and like old hoardy j shaking his head,
gets his groceries. And then as he's walking out with
his groceries, sees something to me which I couldn't really
discern what it was, but let me just say, I
don't think it was complimentary, right, And I and the
(33:12):
woman behind.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
My counter said, oh, what was that about?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
And I said I've got no idea, and then she said, oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
We get some pretty sick people.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Here, and I went here, yeah, I imagine you probably
do so. So I go outside with my groceries and
this guy is standing by his car waiting for me,
and I just walked past, going don't look at him,
don't look at him, just keep walking. I don't need
an old location here, and I do just briefly look
(33:41):
up at him, and he's giving me the book and
I get to my.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Car and I'm like, what the.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You know what I'm saying, fellas well? I know there's
a lot of problems in the world, the world's gone
to hell and all that of stuff. Why does that
weird shit happen to me? And I was just like,
what do I even do with that? You're a pretty
down and outlooking character.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
What it is? I also said, my trek needs to
be fair. Yeah, you're also like a shocker for cutting
in line?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
And also, have you heard of a phenomenon where you
you bump into your future self?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Maybe that's what's happening. Maybe I am bumming into future
He's not happy with you.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Hadarky New Order there on the radio Hodaki Big Show
this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Now, fellas, we need to have a discussion after six o'clock.
We're heading down to toad on tomorrow. There's going to
be a bit of hot tub action. I have some
concerns right Wait, looking at me when you say that. No,
I just know how people get in hot tubs, especially you. You.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
What do I get in hot tubs? What do I
do in hot tubs?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Christ? A few beers.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
All I did was hoping the hot tome do anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
With your mate, and the things happened.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I thought you were talking about the black Clays. This
is a from four years ago.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's not. I just it's not just that. There's other
things that I have conceived.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
There are, I'm sure there are so.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Well, did to get into that after six o'clock? What
else are we getting into?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
By the way, there's so much stuff going on, Jason,
including how you could win free tickets to the Denean
beerf It's yeah, that's good. By naming a delicious beer.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You excited for that. I'm thrilled about that, man, I'm
really excited. We've had some great stuff coming. My favorite
so far is Tony on all fours. That's not coming.
That's not even that's a great one. The other one
is Midnight Steamer. Yes. The other one is Keezy is
midnight Steamer, yeah, the other one.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
So none of those came in, and if no one
could go long and and submit those, it'll be great.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
There was another one actually that I really liked. Ony
over Shouldered, Okay, I thought it was quite got to go.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
To it, The Holdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Welcome, make a mess of backbones. Hope you're surviving you Tuesday,
tickety boo, you're listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by Reburger.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Jason's voice is cooked by the way, serving good times
and good food diner or takeaway at Reburger.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Today you were saying, actually, Mogi hit some over the weekend.
I did, Man, I had some over the weekend, and
that was delicious. Yeah, it was good. It was actually
the perfect amount. I didn't ever do it normally. I
get a bit excited and I overalled, but I just
wouldn't overorder. But instead of doing that, I just went
with a single burger, yeah, and a single chips. I'm
(36:45):
gonna be honest with you because I've noticed particularly Keysies
generation tend to do this. They don't do one burger,
you know. For me, I go, okay, I'm ordering some takeaways.
I'll get a burger. But it's quite common. And you know,
when we go on tour and stuff, I noticed the
Fellers get two or three book years and you included
in there. And I'm like, what kind of animals are you?
(37:08):
I just think, generally speaking, kisy No, I don't know
how you feel about this, but your general sort of
man sized human will normally go for more than one.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Is that true if you're eating shitty takeaways yet? You
know what I mean, if you're eating fast food, driving
type stuff. The burgers are getting way smaller, they are.
They cost so much and once upon a time it
was called big something, and like, you know, larger you
get them in the tiny So of course you have
two burgers.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Are the burgers getting smaller? Are you getting more massive?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
A little bit of both. But reburger is massive, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, I tell you, you get a reburger, that's a massive meal.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
And one exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
And I normally in that situation, I wouldn't even buy fries,
but their fries.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Are so good. I just I just have to.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
We've actually had an email from Reburger. I'm not saying,
can Jace please find something else to talk about than
the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
It's actually having a detrimental effect on their business.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
They think you're taking the purse. Yeah, them, they actually
think that's like that, that says here, Hey, we're actually
concerned that Jase hasn't even tried anything other than the
fries and then he's just taking the purse. An you
show me that email, Kizy, Yeah, I send it to
you me to your computer on though, Oh dude.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Rolling Zones here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Tuesday evening. Now, fellas, we're off the Tower Ranger.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Tomorrow we'll go.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
To the mount old towel ring.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
We go to the We're going to the mountain, jas man, are.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
We going to the mountain? How's the weather looking for that?
By the way, twenty four degrees and pure sunshine. It's
good stuff whatever I.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Leave it cloudy, yes, but we're going to be at
the mount and a hot tubs of that sweetest.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Now.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
I know you guys have shared a hot tab together.
I just want to tell you right now, I'm not
getting in the hot tub. Okay, I mean I can,
I can do other stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I'm just not getting in the hot tab.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Why won't you having the hot tub?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I just don't want to get in the hot tabs
you're around the hot tap.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I've got a bit of chest. I'm a bit chesty,
as you can hear in my throats of it. So
I don't want to undress and get wet with a
wind whipping across from me, right, okay. So I mean
I I'll support you fellas in the hot tub. Okay,
you know I'll sit between you and MOGGI.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
So Moggie doesn't feel, you know, threatened in any way
or your support an extent, support an extent, okay.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
But like it just seems to me that you're embarrassed
about something that you don't actually have a chest issue. Well,
what's the issue? Like we'll hopping the hot tub with us.
It's not going to go on so well, it will
go on social But well, I actually don't like hot tabs.
You don't like them, but we'll see how we go.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
I may, yeah, I may.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
It might be really nice and warm Jason.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, but then you've got to get out your hat
on your dirty help, dirty old hat.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Actually there was talk that you'll be dressed up as
a lifeguard. Yes, I mustself feel a lot safer knowing
Jason's on hand to save me from drowning.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Well, if you're drowning, your poked if I'm the lifeguard,
and I can tell you that much.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
The reason we're going to be down at the Mount, though,
is we're going to be in a hot spring spa
celebrating the T twenty Black Class in association with Wolfbrook.
It is back for next year seventeenth Janet bay Oval
and tomorrow the seventeenth and September. Tickets officially go on
sale at black Clash dot co, dotting z. If you're
in the Todunga area, you can come on down to
the Mount. We're going to be outside the Surf Club
right on the Mount Munganui main beach there and you
(40:30):
can play a game of six on the beach where
you just have to head a six and you'll get
tickets to the Black Class straight away?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
That good?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
You know, I know that next year sounds like a
long time away and anything.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It has a lot of water to go into the bridge,
a lot of things up in the air. CAZy. Yeah sure,
but let me tell you, if you want to go
to this black make sure you get tickets because they
sail out real fast. It's a big night.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
It is a huge night joining us down at the
main beach though. Neil Wagner who's debuting actually for Team Crek.
It'll be good to see him throwing. Yeah. And also
Karen Reid plus mayor of Todunger Mahi Drysdale is going
to be popping down for a young man.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's real good. Yeah, you can call it the individuals.
Can we get in the why is it so male focus? Keyzy?
Why did you organize those guests?
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Or just because everyone that plays in the Black Class
as a dude, I mean, I didn't organize any of it,
to be honest.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
You know you do you do realize that women played
cricket too, though?
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Well no, no, I love the white fans A big fan, yes,
yeah yeah, big Amy Sattathwaite guy, Oh yeah yeah, she's
still playing for them.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Jason, I think she's retired.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
You wouldn't even know. You don't like women's sports. Excuse me,
it's disgusting, man. Honestly, Mogie, she's still playing.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Look, I'll be honest with you. I don't know, man,
she's retired. Yeah, there you go. Jase has told you
right there. Yeah. Well, she'd love to get involved in
the Black Class, So could you just give her a chance?
Speaker 4 (41:57):
She'd be great.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Just because she's retired doesn't mean she can't jump in
spa with That is what I'm saying. It's become creepy now,
it's become as old Jason, and now that Amy.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Is there, I just be beside the spa helping people
in Black Class dot co dot z from tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Tickets are officially on sale. You're in the Bay play area,
come down if you want some freebies to the Mount
Mongonuis Surf Club. Will be in a hot tub there
can't wait.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
The Hodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in four on radio.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Oa's just there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show
this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Now we need your help New Zealand to name our
bear because we're going to the Dunedin Beer Fest the
end of the year. Was it November Fields.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
That's right, November seventh and eighth. The festivals on at
ForSight Bar. We'll be there on the seventh, which is
the Friday broadcasting live.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah. How good.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
That's going to be epic.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
I mean the last time we were in Dunedin, yeah
we I mean I felt like a rock star.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Man.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
They literally had people out the door down the street
wanting to see.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
And oh that's right. There was a line for for
people to say and it was in the middle of
winter November. It'll be so hot down.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
There, it'll be Yeah, man, are you Denedan Jason Padden?
Are you Dunedin?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Okay, what about you? Mogi you Dunedin?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
These nuts I got you, So listen, fellas, just back
over here if you don't mind. We've teamed up with Emerson's.
They've made a Hazy pale Ale specifically for the Need
and Craft Beer and Food Festival. It's made in collab
with Hodaki and the Big Show and it needs a name,
all right. People are entering their name suggestions by going
to Hadaky dot co dot m zid I've got a
(43:36):
few of them through here if you'd like to hear some.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, sure, man. I still love the Midnight Steamer.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, I like Midnight Steamer as well. Hopefully that one wins.
So you've got the Backbone brew which I think we've
done before.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yes, yeah, that feels familiar. We've done that with a
with a different brewery.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
That's right, the Hazy Backbone Ah ho ho razy. No,
it's liked and hazy.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Oh yeah, it's terrible. No, that's awful. Well, if we're
just going to well if they're not good enough, we're
not going to pretend like they're good enough. We need
to know what standard they need to be up to.
So can you take their entry and rip it up
and check it in the But it's.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Pretty yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, okay, the Big Show
Brewers Droop. I think that's a good brew it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
What about this one? Haze Us Fellas but with Hayes
instead of Hey.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, well yeah that's a But what are you looking for?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
I mean, this is just people.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Is there any mention of Tony and the ones in
the Steamer Ones.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Or there's one here that says Hazy Tony's cajones. That's
nothing to do with That's great the big Joe suck
it hard Hazy Palol.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh yeah, suck it hard.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
I like that too. Go to Hard I p a.
Go to Hodak dot co dot inz into there. It's
a competition too, so if you win, not only will
your name our beer, you'll also get flights and accommodation
and tickets for you and to Mate to join us
at the Deed and Craft Beer and Food Festival. And
if you don't want to risk it, here to Dunedinbeerfist
dot co dot in z to get your tickets.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
How good do you.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Guys want some stone table pilots?
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
The Whold Arching Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Ichis indeed the exponents there on the Radio Hodarchy Big.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Show this Tuesday night.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Feilers, you guys are both experienced with something that I'm
I'm currently experiencing, which is a house full of women.
Oh yeah, because Jace, your daughter and your wife live
with you.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Is mogi same and previous to that, Keysy my other
three daughters as well.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
So you had five women in your house. Yes, So
I currently have two women in my house. So it's me,
Lucy and her cousin who's come up to stay with
us as well. They're about the same age. She's just
up visiting for work. So she was like, oh, we
can either stay at a hotel or well, now come
stay with us. We well, yeah, me and Lucy my wife. Yeah,
(46:00):
we were like, yeah, it comes stay with us. No,
she said we could either stay at a hotel. Is
there two of her? Oh no, there's any one of her.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, and she's the same age as your wife.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
I think, so there's a few months in it.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, you've been through her wallet. You have a look
at her drivers, and it'll tell you how old she is.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
I could just ask, I don't want to go through
a wallet.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Weird, after all these years that you don't know how
old she is. It would be make more sense to
go through a wallet.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Or her phone, right, But I mean I don't. It
doesn't really matter how old she is though, I don't
need to know.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
People ask you on that just in terms of painting
the picture on the radio show. Here we need to
know vague sort of age, weight here.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Color, Well, she's blonde, I mean she's it's the same
height as my wife.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I don't know, what's that.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
I don't know, like five something five.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Shine five nine? Okay, yeah, but I.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Mean it doesn't matter what what she looks like and stuff.
It's more like, hey, what's you know, I'm experiencing what
it's like to have a house full of women. You know,
there's more the angle.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Well, you know, I don't know if it's a house
full of women, it's two women, it's women house. Jason. Yeah,
well is that why you never invite me over?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
No, hang on, you never invite me over?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah? Hey not now come on?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Oh sorry. It was more just like, you know, do
I have to you know, because whenever someone comes over,
we've got to pretend that we as Mogi you've touched
on before. You got to pretend that you live in
a show home. Yes, that's like amazing.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
And so that the beds are made like I've never
seen them made before, like a hotel.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah, it was ten cushions on them.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, this is how towel towel folded up.
We've got special gifts towels. You also have to time
on towels. We've got special gifts souls which are folded
up and rolled up, and then you have their own
flannel two which has rolled up and you cresscross them
like that and you set them on the end of
the bed.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Yeah, my wife does that as well. Yeah. What I
find really tricky in that sort of situation as timing
a steamers, you know what I mean, because.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
You don't want to I time them.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I mean, you don't literally time you do a steamer.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I just mean right, because you don't want to drop
a keasy bomb and then have her coming straight after you,
is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
And then do the odd ship. You might want to
give that a second, you know.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
I mean, you can get away with that with your wife.
But when you've got an attractive guess.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
I didn't say she was why what do you mean
she is ugly?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, it doesn't matter looking shouldn't be able to tell anyway,
because you're married. But what you probably want to do
is because you've got an on suite, haven't you. No, Oh,
you've got one toilet, one bathroom and one toilet, and
if you hear any kind of pride, you drop a
bomb in the morning and just leave it there. It's
just so she knows water.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
The Hichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Well, there you go, your man Barstards. That's a big show,
done and dusted. This cheesy.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah, make sure you tuning tomorrow. She's going to be
an interesting show from the hot tub.
Speaker 4 (49:02):
And I want you to go and just reaching the voice, Jase,
because yeah, we need you in tip top form tomorrow
when we're in the hot tub. All right, yeah, okay,
I mean it's big serious. I'm not taking a person
or anything.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
No, I wouldn't ever suspect you to do that. Keys
Now listen in the podcast outro, which is a warm
up to the radio show. It's a separate podcast. What's
the clip today, Kesy.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Good question, Jace. This is called Disappearing and it comes
out at seven thirty tonight. Where you get your podcast
from just search Hducky Big Show.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
But I did you know I got my stove level?
Speaker 3 (49:34):
You say on your advice, Yes, just adjusted the feet there.
I'll tell you what if it wasn't for Keysy, my
house would fall apart.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
No, I don't want to be a searched with your
house and keeping it up.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yeah, he's great with the practical taps.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
What was that was that happened in that clip? Was
just adjustable feet clip? I'm looking at Pugs right now, Pugs,
you jump on for a sec. Was that clip we
just heard literally just saying you adjusted the feet on
a stove? Oh my god, it's not working.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, because it didn't really make sense with the title
of the thing as well disappearing you see what I'm saying. Yeah,
I guess it makes it a good mystery and people
just have to listen to the podcast to find out
what was going on.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
What was the clip, Pugs?
Speaker 6 (50:19):
Did you catch a bit where you say weird? Did
Jasko at the end of that club?
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Can we play it again? But I did? You know
I got my stove level?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
You say on your advice just adjusted the feet?
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Where's because his voice changed into yeah, sorry.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I thought what had happened there? Because we did auditions
to take my place. Now that my voice is rooted,
I think Pugs his head is already there, just quietly.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, he's just like, isn't in your closer to the
door Jay? He's dreaming of the.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Anchoring the big show. Yeah, you'll do a great job
to Pugs.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Chat man, you're gonna the hot top of the smow Pugs.
Speaker 6 (51:03):
No, yeah, it could be Keen. I'm gonna prescy buttons though.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, you can press my buttons anytime you can get
turn that hot chet on for old hoodie j Hey.
Notice of goings. You got the podcast going, you got
the Instagram till tomorrow. We'll see you later, see you then.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Bye,
The Hodak You big show thanks to crave Worthy street
Food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome this big, big show,
Jason Heitz.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Night mind and oh good your man bus.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's great to every company that's blustery Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It is the sixteenth of September.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Twenty twenty five. And you, my friends, as always listened
to the big show brought to you by.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Reburger, crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Jeez, you just look better and better every day there, Mugie,
and you've got your tight black T shirt on their mates,
and you've been shoving down and piling down the food
over the last twenty minutes. But still your cutlet out
of glass, your stallion. Hell's life, Yeah, going pretty grassy lea,
you mad dog, you six cent of a bill.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You did a little bit of ball today. You know,
I think maybe the the winter's catching up with us men,
feeling a little bit sick, not feeling a handy today.
I've got to be honest with you, men, I get
the feeling that you're not quite up to it either,
your mad dog.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, look, I don't know what's going on with the
old voice there magie. But we'll just pile on through
and Keezy, jeez, you're looking good man, How are you feeling?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
This is good actually because it might stop you from
talking so much smack about me, because youve got to
save your voice.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Jakes, Oh no, mate, My theory is actually seriously just
blow it out as she goes. She goes, yeah, blow yeah,
just go down on a ball of flames.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Keezy.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, nice mate, I'll makes you going really well. And
good spirits did a whole lot of hard yack around
my house. Phil, very satisfied. Real manly work, yeah, no,
just you know, womanly, manly, just personally work. I call
it's called personally work, right, Okay, Yeah, how are you
going though, Jason? You sound great?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah? Thanks man?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Am I in all serious? I don't quite know what's
going on with the old body at the moment. Something's
going weird, but you know we'll pile on through.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Be sweet ass. We're telling a bit woozy.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Though.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
We've got a massive show coming up.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh have we What.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
What's happening on the big show with Old Modus?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, we're counted down the limited options and opportunities that
we've got to for listeners out there to be able
to jump into the Swingers Club. We're off to Fiji.
We want you to come as well. Old Hoody Jay
has had a weird interaction which will surprise nobody, this
time at a local supermarket. And we started auditioning the
rest of the Big Show to take over Hoodie Jay's
(02:33):
anchor seat. Because the old boy's not up to it anymore.
We're putting them out to pass you.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
To that next day.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Pat okay, he sounds good for you. O's here, sound good?
Sound good?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The Hillarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod
k oh Es.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Indeed, crowded house there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
This what is it? Tuesday afternoon? The time fourteen minutes
past four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh, well, you're doing so well.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I have to go on a higher If I go
on a high register, I can kind of maintain it
for a little bit, but then I go into my
normal one and it goes weird.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
So if you just join us, Jason's got some sort
of weird throat disease going on that probably won't ever
come right, no, which means that the Big Show needs
a new anchor. So the anchor of the show is
the person who comes out of the songs, usually the Chili's,
and just sort of sets up the break. Jase, you
must you must admit that you're a no state right now.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh look, you know, as I say, I'm happy to
just I'm happy to persevere through fields.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And if it blows out, it blows out.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's not about you. It's about the listeners man, right, Okay,
And you know you come out of a song, Yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Probably find that really sexy.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know what I'm saying. My wife found it sexy
when I got home last night. God, it's not good.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So what we've done is we've got Pugs and here
is Pugs. We got Moggie and me and I just
thought we could maybe each bush will have a go
at sort of anchoring, and then the winner will take
over from Jason.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Sure, Can I just put my two cents and and
I'm going to get out to the back paddock here?
Can I put my money towards old Pugs? And I
had the pleasure of working with him over the last
couple of weeks, and I.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Think he's ready. I think he is one hundred percent ready.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
That's really kind of you to say, man, I do
appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
The only issue with that, Joseph. If Pugs isn't here anchoring,
we will need you in studio.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
B No worry.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Yeah, you've got it man.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
You can be answering the phone. Who are we speaking
to here? So, Maggie, do you want to go first?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah? Minutes go?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Okay, So you're gonna be coming out of the chilies. Okay,
bit of a chit chat and then throwing a green day?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Right?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Sure, here we go?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, well do you go a little bit of red
hot chili peepers for you here on the Hydechi Big Show.
There's absolutely beautiful Tuesday afternoon, and got a bloody exciting
show for you. Old Horty Jizbot is struggling with his health,
Old Keyesy is trying to steal Old Hoidy Jizbot's job,
and old Pugs is just hanging out looking like an
absolute sex machine. And then meantime it's time for a
(05:01):
little bit of green days. Yeah done?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Can I change my vote from packs to Magie? You're
like that, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
We just sort of said we're all old, you know
what I mean, Like like old mate, old mate.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, Okay, this is going to mean more keys because
he's desperate for the job, and I think you'd be
really good.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
No, no, no, no, no, I've got no skin in the game.
I'm happy. I'm just happy to be part of the team, right,
It's not like I'm desperate to be the egger or anything. Yeah, sure, Pugs,
would you like to go? You want me to go next?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yeah, so just out of curiosity, which okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, I'll get myself.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
So what are you saying now you can make for it? No, no, no, no,
what we're saying do I do?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I do? Like?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Am I trying to fill the hole that JAS will inevitable?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Be yourself man, it's yourself though. Yeah yeah, yeah, you
don't put want people to turn off straight away. We
want you to be a little bit. We want you
to get the job.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah yeah, okay for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Ah what a chick.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
That's the red hot chili vivers.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I'm ready ad year here with old pug Son after
five Connie chat and also give me this tofu tas
on three for three A Fellas is Green Day?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Not bad.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I thought that was so bad, start to lose it
in the middle there, But.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
It was it was can I change because I've gone
with Mogi. I'm gonna stick with Mogi. I'm already disappointed
by that performance. He went into a solid go to
Tofu and Conch, which is just a copy.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You don't want to be typecast.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Man, It's.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
All right, Jason, seriously, man, check this out. Chili's on
the Hudaky Big Show Shoesday afternoon with Keezy Pug. It's
an old Mogi. You got Hoiti j and Studio B
there on the phones. Don't forget another chance to get
in the draw for our Fiji competition coming up soon.
(07:07):
Get ready to call. Oh one hundred Hordac. You can
hear that cue to call in the meantime. Ah, but
a green day shit, No, you're.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Not really key se No, it was very smooth. I
just didn't believe it was authentic.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
What do you mean it wasn't authentic?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It was It was very radio But you decide New
zeal On three four eight three, Who's who's taking over?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Jays? He gets put out in the pasture the meantime
he's faith no more.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
In the meantime, his faith no more.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Ikey, isn't he the food Fighters here? On the Radio
hod Aki Big Show.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
There's Tuesday afternoon in the time twenty eight minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Wow, if you just joined us, Jase's voices packing it up,
it's not good. It's the end of an era, Jase.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Maybe I should get on the darts again. Well, I
think it's probably because you've got a couple of days
off coming up later this week. So yeah, you're going
on holiday, which means your voice has gone on holiday
a couple of days earlier. It's abandoned chef.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, but people are loving it though, like good to
hear the return of million Darry Hoidy J. Someone here
has got a theory. It seems to have started since
Hoidy J started vaping.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yes, yeah, Well the weird thing is I'm actually vaping. Listen.
I was, Yeah, but more than you were six months ago. Yeah,
more than I were. But then I'm not doing the diarries. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah. We've got Pugs here too. Because we did a
little audition of Mogi, myself and Pugs. We each had
to go at anchoring the show. Coming out of the
chili's throwing to the throwing the green day. That's pretty
much all you do, right, Jays, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Pretty much all I do there, And I'm going to
be honest with you. Pugs blew it. Mogi was magnificent
and keezyer not really.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Right, So you're starting with Moga. That's a massive surprise.
Heaps of text on three four eight three though, So
I guess we should listen to the listeners. We should
listen to the listener. Okay, let's seem definitely Pugsn. You
are the three muppets. You need to give it away
as soon as possible. Old Pugsy boy took the cake
with that one. You're out a little Jay stuff those losers,
Hoidy j all the way, mother efforts, Yes as well, Jason,
(09:14):
Pugsn nailed it. Don't be anti Pugsn. Can we just
have silence between songs?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Nice? Can we have more songs? It'd be good more.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Imagine a radio session was just all songs. That'd be cool.
I'd love to work for them. What about this one here? Actually, Jace,
I actually had this happened to him mate years ago.
He cocked it a week later. Surely wouldn't be the
same thing though, because he was also feeling a bit woozy.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So that's not you, right, I am actually feeling quite weozy.
I'm feeling a bit woozy too.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, oh god, I saw armpits. All sorts of weird
stuff going on.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Was that guy also a tough little bastard as well?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
That doesn't say anything, you see.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I wish I hadn't heard that text now that concerns me.
What that one you just read saying I've got a
week to learn, please tell be on holiday.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
So the results are in and it's I mean, Jase,
you disagree, But unfortunately Pugs is the new anchor of
the Beach.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Well you sounded pretty surprised. He's really just what you
were saying about me about five seconds ago.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I just hope he doesn't get, you know, too big
dick about it, because you know what he's like.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah, yeah, well, Pugs, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Tuday Man. In order tomorrow I'll just jump into studio, Beef.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Not today, this is your last day. We've got tomorrow
doing it from the hot tub and that bound, and
then from Thursday onwards, Pugs will be in here. You'll
be in studio b thanks guys, pugs, just to give
the audience a little, a little you know, taster taster
of what they're going to be experiencing. To throw to
the next song.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Mean waight yeah, if I knew what it was, I
would mean guns n' roses, guns.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Roses again to be it's actually you got.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Tune in on radio.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The Big Show Swingers Club is back and this time
it's going global.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It's just what we need, fellows. A bit of son,
a bit of sand, a bit of golf. Yeah, hey,
you've be in the rough with your bloody clubs and
your voice, your mad dog. Yeah. Nothing a breakfast buffet
won't sort out though.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Some fresh fruit, just quick fresh fruits, some seafoods and
prawns just quickly.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Fellas, we're riffing here about Fiji. Are you specifically talking
about the Big Show Swingers Club in Fiji thanks to
tourism Fiji, flying Fiji earways and staying at the Intercontinental
Fiji Golfers on SPA well.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Obviously, Kesy, Yes, hey, fellows, before we go to the line,
how key we is this?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
keV from Dargaville. Good av your mad bastard.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
How's life? Good on you mate? What do you do
for a crust keV record? Oh do you still do
a few Cashi's kid?
Speaker 7 (12:09):
Oh no, come on.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Man, here enough and you're like a bit of a
smack on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Love and love to have another have a wall.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah on you mate, Good on you.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
We'll start the line kip and now good my pack
time will short you out? Get a Alex your made
Bassett house life?
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Yeah bloody good mate yourself?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What do you do for a cross? Alex?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
I just started mysing to mat, just just started that up.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
On you plug brother? Where is it? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Keith on Hire and the beautiful bad plan?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Good on you, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
My hometown feels the old b oh yeah to.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Now it's a region, but yeah, I feel like someone
who's down was the op would know that my area.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Act bought P's Hotel and more tut on than in them.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Bro, you don't know what you're on aout. I was
born in Orlin. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Alex. You enjoyed golf, mate.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You do your love of golf, mate, love You're nice.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Good to hear. And who would you bring with you
if you.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Wont bring me, bring us golf?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
But that's yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I think you just stay behind and head to swim there.
She can help out in the kitchen.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Yeah, exactly, mate, that's a right goddamn.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
God, that would just go down so well. I'm sure
I want to see you say that to your wife. Alex.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Good you picked me, mate, I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Sick.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
That's what we need to all right, Alex, you're in
the drawer, mate, Pugs will look after you, okay, Well, jeez,
hate shocking from you, Keys, shocking from you. Pugs was
in Seriously, studio B dropped, but pangs everything and also
it dropped and then he put a piece of pizza
in the open. Closed again once again. Big shout out
(14:07):
to Tourism Fiji, FIJII Ways and the Intercontinental Fiji Golf
Resort in the spar We're going over there to play
a championship golf course designed by Ing and of course
that's over in Fiji where happiness comes naturally. Buller Jay, Seriously.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Mate, racism alert, racism alert.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I thought it would have not picked up on whose
voice it was because yours is shot. You do.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, buller racism Alert.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Let's just be the tender or something about.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I think it's the Venom and the voice Venom.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
You two there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is four fifty two. Let's talk TV.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Hey, yeah, I
watched something on TV and Z Plus. It was more
house sort of stuff. And there's a guy having looked
(15:14):
at some wonderful New Zealand homes all around New Zealand.
I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I'll remind you.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That sounds like it's probably it. They tend to put
the idea in the title, don't they. And there's a
guy that's hosted Location, Location, Location, the British. The British guy. Yeah,
you go down here. Look, they're nice houses. But I
get a bit bored because they show they stay in
the same places for fifteen minutes, just showing the same
parts of the house over and over and over again.
It feels like it's something you could probably get through
(15:42):
in about three minutes. Makes it tough to sell the
advertising keysy certainly, but yeah, two stars pretty boring. Well,
funnily enough.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It has a star. Yeah, well what's a star?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Star is the thing that you have on a busy,
So it's two busies.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh well, interestingly enough, Actually, we got a call from
a mate. It was so cool mate that very night saying, oh,
your father in law's on on TV at the moment,
so it was actually one of his homes. So you're
saying that my father in law, who designed and you know,
(16:19):
was the architect for the home, is a boring bart Well, no,
I was not sure to pass that on Mogi.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I was watching TV and Z Plus, so it was
it was an episode from a long time ago, so
that wasn't directly what I was saying. But absolutely I
feel that way having met the man before, and I
think you should pass that message on. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
I saw that live last night. It is a pretty
bad house.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He's I mean, not just the house that's bad. Oh
my god, it's the man himself as a boar. Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, he's massively dry balls. The house was okay, you
know what I mean. It's like and this is the
thing about these sort of shows, as they bang on
about that sort of stuff, don't.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, so it's got a bit of a wavy roof.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Who do Jason's house has got a wavy roof too?
Sure it's not supposed to be wavy?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, exactly, you know, And then look at the look
at the look at the view that I've got there?
How mag well?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I have you ever heard of a window? Of course,
there's a bloody view there? How had is it the
check a window in there? I was so fuming while
I was watching the show last night with my father
and I went up, there's one busy, not even that?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
So you go, let me get this straight. You're giving
your father in law one busy half a busy?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh wow, oh wow, that's huge.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Last night I watched the documentary on how they make
baked beans and put them in the can?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh yeah, how good is that?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
The Heinz factory in England.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Have you watched a Charlie Sheen one yet? No?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I'm waiting for my wife. She was busy last night,
so I just put on this Heines Baked Bean Factory
documentary and it was did you know that? It's the
Irons baked bean fatchy in the UK? Is the has
the highest quantity of beans of any factory in the world.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Wow, And can I can I just correct you on
something here, Ksy, they don't make the beans.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Sorry, man, I should have said that.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You know, they get some beans and they put a
bit of sauce on them and chuck them.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
In a cane. Half a busy.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike Keezy.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You're welcome back, your messive backbones. Hope you are surviving
your Tuesday afternoon two minutes past five o'clock and you're
listening to the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Beef checking vegan and vegetarian options to Reburger redefining the.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Norm Fish is sharing because it's did you voice that? Yeah?
It was me. Someone's sitting in a text which you
know I thought was a little bit harsh. They said,
I hope Jase doesn't lose his voice because he doesn't
have a face or a body for anything. You know,
(19:11):
I reflected upon that when actually that's very accurate, that's
very fair.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Is it one of your best attributes? Your voice?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It's my only attribute.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
You're right, okay, and my massive honker. Yeah, sorry, we
had to jump in there.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Hey now listen coming up. We were talking about it yesterday.
Ol Keezy had a big opportunity with a triple ed.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
It's a sideline voice at the league there on Saturday
night and we've got hold of the audio.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah yeah, I'm excited because I was sidelined. I was
at the Warriors game. Was literally a dream come true.
Triple in Sydney, huge station, hundreds of thousands of listeners
over there in Australia. I'm really excited to a bit
nervous to hit myself back, to be honest, it's like
the first time he harself on the raady to go,
oh jeez, you know, this is the first time I've
heard myself being doing serious sideline commentary. So can't wait
(20:01):
to rip into that next.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah. Well, the first time I heard myself on the radio,
I thought, hot, yeah, who's that stud?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
What about when you listen back to this right now?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Even hotter Man.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Is indeed green day there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show This Tuesday afternoon, eleven minutes past five o'clock and
stop at huge, huge opportunity for old Keyesy. Over the
weekend he got to realize a dream Mogi doing some
sideline chat for a big rugby league match Triple Radio
(20:36):
in Sydney, which is pretty.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Huge, massive, pretty huge is massive. I was I was excited.
I was equal parts excited and nervous. I'd never done
sideline commentary. I've done comedy commentary on the ACC. That's
about it. I just said, yeah, no, I can do
that for you, so naturally, I think my first I
think we're gonna hear my first break. Yeah were They
threw to me for the first time, and I was
(20:58):
quite nervous, so just yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Just sure you were great man, and on the sideline
for the first time.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
I believe we have Chris Key come in, Chris good.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
You're mad but goody, good day guys. Yeah, Chris Key here,
bloody good to be part of that. Sorry said, are
you allowed to say? Bloody?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Really stoked to be asked to come and do the commentary.
Fellers feelers literally never done like sideline commentary like this,
like when we do it at the ACC, like where
we're not like antas stated, we're like in a studio.
You probably not what the acc is. Look the atmosphere
(21:41):
down here electric back to you guys in the studio.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Wow, so good man, succinct to the point you killed it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
You nailed it.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
There, really because I was super nervous.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
You couldn't tell that's good stuff from you. That's the
best I've ever heard you sound.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It doesn't that. Maybe it's that thing where you always
think you sound worse than you actually were, or you
look worse than you actually do.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah. Yeah, that's standard. Yeah, because it makes you like
you sound terrible. This you see yourself very high standards
and you struggle to meet those standards.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
No, I've never seen that.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Every show, I mean in New Zealings should know this,
every show. Every time we finish the show case is
like a ship today. Yeah, and we're like, no, you
were fine, man.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Are you sure that it's not Pugs saying that it
was definitely yeah? Really yeah, okay, but anyway, what that
was about fifteen minutes gap between that one and the
next one.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You just got to get the copy out men.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I also had a couple of you know, nerve settlers too.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah, it's fun more comfortable by the time the second
one came on.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
This is their first step on that. What a challenge
it is. The rain coming down this week, Chris Key
coming again. What's going on in Auckland?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yay, guys, had a few nerve settlers, sweet air's good
to go, sorry about before. Oh I'm from Aussie. Oh
it only it's sunny over here. Will guess what? In
Auckland and in New Zealand it rains sometimes. It's not
that big of a deal. It's just rain, you know
what I mean. I've used to play footy for in
(23:09):
total where I grew up, I used to play footy.
It used to rain.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
No one kid, man, Wow, that was so good. It was.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Because you never you never played rugby. You're always riding
the pine. But really good, keys man, so good and
they must have been going this guy's onto it.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, honestly, guys listening back, it's like that sounds really bad.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
No, I'm telling you, man, you're thinking about other people. Good?
Were you good? That's right up there because that's your
first time. There's your first time doing you got you
can't hold yourself to higher standards. Man.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
When you were saying that, you know you had a
couple of settlers before with the second one, there, how
many we talking couple?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah yeah, you've earned it like a keasy couple. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I don't even want to play this last one because
there was a bit in the second half where they
came to me. I didn't even know that I wasn't
wearing the headphones right, So yeah, it was a bit
of a shamble.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh here we go. Worrious with their first opportunity, Chris
for the sideline. Chris, Key, you've never done this before?
How did you get the gig?
Speaker 7 (24:19):
Literally never done before? I was I was actually playing golf.
I got a phone call from some posic. I was like, hey,
you know you've done sideline. We need sideline? And I
was like, yeah, man, I've done sideline. Literally, bro, I've
never done something. I literally have no idea what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Hello, Oh, do you know where the toilet is?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Do you know where the toilet is? They don't care.
I just I'll be like ten minutes. They won't even
that's sweet. Yeah, they don't even care, man, like they
at their sweet man. Man, that sounds way worse than
I remember.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
How was the steamer though? I mean.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Because I mean ten minutes. She must have been a
must have been a huge Keezy. Yeah, Jason was massive
to massive steamer now smart actue. The way I'm sounding,
I'd be a great rugby league commentator at the moment.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Except for the completelyck of knowledge.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, leave it to the experts.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Jays knowledge fellows the whole Arching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon,
the time five twenty four.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, hey the other day, And guys, we should just
say at every break, Jason's voices cooked. Yes, he's done,
He's fine to me. He is there, Guys. I was
telling you a few days ago that I went along
to my daughter's art shoulder school. Yes, and while I
was there, I saw another parent there. He was. He
was an adult male, probably mid fifties, medium build, y ah,
(25:57):
a bit bigger than that, yeah, spelling out a little bit,
you know what I mean, medium kind of spelling out
of his clothes a little bit. Beer. I don't know
if it could be attributed to beer, right, I wouldn't
want to say. I wouldn't want to start rumors around
the school because I don't know. Okay, it's my bed.
But I saw this fel and I hadn't meet him
(26:19):
before glasses so glasses vision not good. Yeah right, But
he had his his collar. He's wearing a sort of
a suit, sort of his set up there in the business.
But his collar was tucked all the way inside. You know,
he looked ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
So his shirt on his jacket, like his suit jacket
over the top, that's right, and the collar was inside.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It was were even inside its own shirts that sort
of inside that sort of thing. Business man, you're not
going to do any business. I'll tell you that straight
up wants them to do business with it. And they
haven't even got their the cora in the right place.
His business time is over, we're done here, we're shutting
up shop for the day. So I just wanted to
(27:00):
find out what you would do, Keysy in that situation.
Now I want witnessing this, right, Do you do I
do something? Do I say something to him? Do I
just sort of have a little laugh to myself? Yeah, well,
look at this chump or not?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Do you know the guy?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Don't know the guy his.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Name that he's got classes is of medium to large
build and his collars stuck and his collars stuck in
his jacket. I am usually the kind of person like Maggie,
I'll do it for you too. I'll like point out
if you've got a bit of chep on your face.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes, I usually do, which is most days.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
It's old point. It would be like kind of a chip
there men, because I feel like, you know, a small
moment of embarrassment, We'll fix many mini moments throughout the
day of embarrassment. It's like when we were filming this
is last year, we were filming Game of Two Halves.
The very first episode, Matt Heath showed up. Yeah, this
is back when he was part of the show. I
think it was one in the afternoon and he still
(27:56):
had toothpaste around his mouth and I was like, no,
I'm pretty sure it was. And I was like, hey, man,
you've got some toothpaste on your mouth. And he goes, oh,
did you do those things with fingers? You've got some toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Around your mouth? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
No, no, no, that sounds when you say jays No.
I was like, oh, you got toothpaste in your mouth,
and then he said, oh, yes, it is in fact,
toothpaste wiped it off, So thanks Kezy. And then I
was like, what time did you brush your teeth? And
then he was like five am this morning, So he
had done a brick for show. He'd seen this producers,
he's seen anyone in the office, and no one had
told him that he had toothpaste on his mouth, you
know what I mean. So I probably would have told
(28:35):
him you.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Were about this guy's a stranger, you know me and Matt.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I would have looked at him and told my collar
and just gone. You would have done the subtle kind
of definitely. I think I would, Yeah, what about you?
That's what I would have done. What would you do, Jace?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
What would do? I find it very suspicious that Matt
was like, yeah, yeah, it's toothpaste. Just get better.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Sorry, man, I just got sidelined there. Well, first of all,
I'd ask him if he was.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Okay, are you okay? Yeah, like that, let's go excuse me, mate,
Ye're nice to meet you, You're okay, And he'd be like,
I presume, yeah, I guess, so why do you ask?
And I go because you look like a mass.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Of manus would you do in their voice as well?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, I don't know if you know this, but your
collar stuck in your thing, then you look like a
deer brain.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
You'd say that to them.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You're a year and you're embarrassing your family, your kid.
You should just leave, man, you loser and clean your specks.
How the hell do you look out of those bastards
and filthy?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Right, So that's what Jace would have done. And then this,
I guess, is what you did? Mode?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Okay, what would it? Mokey do I did? What did?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
A Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Radioy, Yes, indeed AREM there on the radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
The time is five forty nine now, fell As, I
had a strange encounter to day, strange encounters of the
and it was one of those encounters that flavored my day.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It was this morning. And I don't know why these
things happened to me, and I'm sure that they happened
to other people as well.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
That I've got a theory on. While I was thinking
about it.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Today, this is what happened. I was at the supermarket
getting a few bits and bobs, bit of hot pork
Magi old hot pork, Mogi. I like a bit of
hot pork. I love a bit of hot pork, some.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Nice cheese, some French bread. And I'm walking up to
the checkout. This is totally true. And there was a guy.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Walking beside me with a little trolley there, and he
was heading down the aisle and I was walking to
the checkout and all of a sudden I hear quite loudly,
quite loudly enough to make me stop, if you.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
And I actually swore right yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
He said, if you so, quite a few people here,
and I stopped and I turned around.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
That's a mistake right there.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
And this guy was just glaring at me, and I
was like, and I looked at him and I went, okay,
do you know what I mean by that? Ye like
this guy? Okay. But I said to him, sorry, are
you talking to me? Yes? And he said yeah I was.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
And I said, well, what's the problem mate, And he goes,
I was going to that if and check out. And
I was like, let me just assure you with you know,
the sort of what actually happened.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
There was no way he was going to that checkout.
He was going down an.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Aisle right And I went oh, okay, man, I'm sorry
about that. I thought you were going down the aisles.
So I was just going to the checkout and he
said to me, and I bullshit you not. I was
going to back him, really, and he was quite a
big unit and I was like, okay, man, well look
(32:26):
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
That's cool man. I didn't realize you were doing that.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
So you backing or you're going and that's mom, and
you know, go ahead of me, that's not a problem.
And so he takes his trolley around me. He's iffing
and jeffing under his breath, just shaking his head. I'm
standing behind him, going what is going on here? And
then the express lane opened up, which had been previously
coach so I went into the express lane and I
(32:51):
look across and he's just given me the eyeball ifing
and jeff and like old hoardy j shaking his head,
gets his groceries. And then as he's walking out with
his groceries, sees something to me which I couldn't really
discern what it was, but let me just say, I
don't think it was complimentary, right, And I and the
(33:12):
woman behind.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
My counter said, oh, what was that about?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
And I said I've got no idea, and then she said, oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
We get some pretty sick people.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Here, and I went here, yeah, I imagine you probably
do so. So I go outside with my groceries and
this guy is standing by his car waiting for me,
and I just walked past, going don't look at him,
don't look at him, just keep walking. I don't need
an old location here, and I do just briefly look
(33:41):
up at him, and he's giving me the book and
I get to my.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Car and I'm like, what the.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You know what I'm saying, fellas well? I know there's
a lot of problems in the world, the world's gone
to hell and all that of stuff. Why does that
weird shit happen to me? And I was just like,
what do I even do with that? You're a pretty
down and outlooking character.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
What it is? I also said, my trek needs to
be fair. Yeah, you're also like a shocker for cutting
in line?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
And also, have you heard of a phenomenon where you
you bump into your future self?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Maybe that's what's happening. Maybe I am bumming into future
He's not happy with you.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Hadarky New Order there on the radio Hodaki Big Show
this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Now, fellas, we need to have a discussion after six o'clock.
We're heading down to toad on tomorrow. There's going to
be a bit of hot tub action. I have some
concerns right Wait, looking at me when you say that. No,
I just know how people get in hot tubs, especially you. You.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
What do I get in hot tubs? What do I
do in hot tubs?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Christ? A few beers.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
All I did was hoping the hot tome do anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
With your mate, and the things happened.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I thought you were talking about the black Clays. This
is a from four years ago.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's not. I just it's not just that. There's other
things that I have conceived.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
There are, I'm sure there are so.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Well, did to get into that after six o'clock? What
else are we getting into?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
By the way, there's so much stuff going on, Jason,
including how you could win free tickets to the Denean
beerf It's yeah, that's good. By naming a delicious beer.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You excited for that. I'm thrilled about that, man, I'm
really excited. We've had some great stuff coming. My favorite
so far is Tony on all fours. That's not coming.
That's not even that's a great one. The other one
is Midnight Steamer. Yes. The other one is Keezy is
midnight Steamer, yeah, the other one.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
So none of those came in, and if no one
could go long and and submit those, it'll be great.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
There was another one actually that I really liked. Ony
over Shouldered, Okay, I thought it was quite got to go.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
To it, The Holdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Welcome, make a mess of backbones. Hope you're surviving you Tuesday,
tickety boo, you're listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by Reburger.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Jason's voice is cooked by the way, serving good times
and good food diner or takeaway at Reburger.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Today you were saying, actually, Mogi hit some over the weekend.
I did, Man, I had some over the weekend, and
that was delicious. Yeah, it was good. It was actually
the perfect amount. I didn't ever do it normally. I
get a bit excited and I overalled, but I just
wouldn't overorder. But instead of doing that, I just went
with a single burger, yeah, and a single chips. I'm
(36:45):
gonna be honest with you because I've noticed particularly Keysies
generation tend to do this. They don't do one burger,
you know. For me, I go, okay, I'm ordering some takeaways.
I'll get a burger. But it's quite common. And you know,
when we go on tour and stuff, I noticed the
Fellers get two or three book years and you included
in there. And I'm like, what kind of animals are you?
(37:08):
I just think, generally speaking, kisy No, I don't know
how you feel about this, but your general sort of
man sized human will normally go for more than one.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Is that true if you're eating shitty takeaways yet? You
know what I mean, if you're eating fast food, driving
type stuff. The burgers are getting way smaller, they are.
They cost so much and once upon a time it
was called big something, and like, you know, larger you
get them in the tiny So of course you have
two burgers.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Are the burgers getting smaller? Are you getting more massive?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
A little bit of both. But reburger is massive, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, I tell you, you get a reburger, that's a massive meal.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
And one exactly.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
And I normally in that situation, I wouldn't even buy fries,
but their fries.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Are so good. I just I just have to.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
We've actually had an email from Reburger. I'm not saying,
can Jace please find something else to talk about than
the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
It's actually having a detrimental effect on their business.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
They think you're taking the purse. Yeah, them, they actually
think that's like that, that says here, Hey, we're actually
concerned that Jase hasn't even tried anything other than the
fries and then he's just taking the purse. An you
show me that email, Kizy, Yeah, I send it to
you me to your computer on though, Oh dude.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Rolling Zones here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Tuesday evening. Now, fellas, we're off the Tower Ranger.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Tomorrow we'll go.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
To the mount old towel ring.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
We go to the We're going to the mountain, jas man, are.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
We going to the mountain? How's the weather looking for that?
By the way, twenty four degrees and pure sunshine. It's
good stuff whatever I.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Leave it cloudy, yes, but we're going to be at
the mount and a hot tubs of that sweetest.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Now.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
I know you guys have shared a hot tab together.
I just want to tell you right now, I'm not
getting in the hot tub. Okay, I mean I can,
I can do other stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I'm just not getting in the hot tab.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Why won't you having the hot tub?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I just don't want to get in the hot tabs
you're around the hot tap.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I've got a bit of chest. I'm a bit chesty,
as you can hear in my throats of it. So
I don't want to undress and get wet with a
wind whipping across from me, right, okay. So I mean
I I'll support you fellas in the hot tub. Okay,
you know I'll sit between you and MOGGI.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
So Moggie doesn't feel, you know, threatened in any way
or your support an extent, support an extent, okay.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
But like it just seems to me that you're embarrassed
about something that you don't actually have a chest issue. Well,
what's the issue? Like we'll hopping the hot tub with us.
It's not going to go on so well, it will
go on social But well, I actually don't like hot tabs.
You don't like them, but we'll see how we go.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
I may, yeah, I may.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
It might be really nice and warm Jason.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, but then you've got to get out your hat
on your dirty help, dirty old hat.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Actually there was talk that you'll be dressed up as
a lifeguard. Yes, I mustself feel a lot safer knowing
Jason's on hand to save me from drowning.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Well, if you're drowning, your poked if I'm the lifeguard,
and I can tell you that much.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
The reason we're going to be down at the Mount, though,
is we're going to be in a hot spring spa
celebrating the T twenty Black Class in association with Wolfbrook.
It is back for next year seventeenth Janet bay Oval
and tomorrow the seventeenth and September. Tickets officially go on
sale at black Clash dot co, dotting z. If you're
in the Todunga area, you can come on down to
the Mount. We're going to be outside the Surf Club
right on the Mount Munganui main beach there and you
(40:30):
can play a game of six on the beach where
you just have to head a six and you'll get
tickets to the Black Class straight away?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
That good?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
You know, I know that next year sounds like a
long time away and anything.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It has a lot of water to go into the bridge,
a lot of things up in the air. CAZy. Yeah sure,
but let me tell you, if you want to go
to this black make sure you get tickets because they
sail out real fast. It's a big night.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
It is a huge night joining us down at the
main beach though. Neil Wagner who's debuting actually for Team Crek.
It'll be good to see him throwing. Yeah. And also
Karen Reid plus mayor of Todunger Mahi Drysdale is going
to be popping down for a young man.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's real good. Yeah, you can call it the individuals.
Can we get in the why is it so male focus? Keyzy?
Why did you organize those guests?
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Or just because everyone that plays in the Black Class
as a dude, I mean, I didn't organize any of it,
to be honest.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
You know you do you do realize that women played
cricket too, though?
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Well no, no, I love the white fans A big fan, yes,
yeah yeah, big Amy Sattathwaite guy, Oh yeah yeah, she's
still playing for them.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Jason, I think she's retired.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
You wouldn't even know. You don't like women's sports. Excuse me,
it's disgusting, man. Honestly, Mogie, she's still playing.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Look, I'll be honest with you. I don't know, man,
she's retired. Yeah, there you go. Jase has told you
right there. Yeah. Well, she'd love to get involved in
the Black Class, So could you just give her a chance?
Speaker 4 (41:57):
She'd be great.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Just because she's retired doesn't mean she can't jump in
spa with That is what I'm saying. It's become creepy now,
it's become as old Jason, and now that Amy.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Is there, I just be beside the spa helping people
in Black Class dot co dot z from tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Tickets are officially on sale. You're in the Bay play area,
come down if you want some freebies to the Mount
Mongonuis Surf Club. Will be in a hot tub there
can't wait.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
The Hodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in four on radio.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Oa's just there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show
this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Now we need your help New Zealand to name our
bear because we're going to the Dunedin Beer Fest the
end of the year. Was it November Fields.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
That's right, November seventh and eighth. The festivals on at
ForSight Bar. We'll be there on the seventh, which is
the Friday broadcasting live.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah. How good.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
That's going to be epic.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
I mean the last time we were in Dunedin, yeah
we I mean I felt like a rock star.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Man.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
They literally had people out the door down the street
wanting to see.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
And oh that's right. There was a line for for
people to say and it was in the middle of
winter November. It'll be so hot down.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
There, it'll be Yeah, man, are you Denedan Jason Padden?
Are you Dunedin?
Speaker 2 (43:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Okay, what about you? Mogi you Dunedin?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
These nuts I got you, So listen, fellas, just back
over here if you don't mind. We've teamed up with Emerson's.
They've made a Hazy pale Ale specifically for the Need
and Craft Beer and Food Festival. It's made in collab
with Hodaki and the Big Show and it needs a name,
all right. People are entering their name suggestions by going
to Hadaky dot co dot m zid I've got a
(43:36):
few of them through here if you'd like to hear some.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, sure, man. I still love the Midnight Steamer.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, I like Midnight Steamer as well. Hopefully that one wins.
So you've got the Backbone brew which I think we've
done before.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yes, yeah, that feels familiar. We've done that with a
with a different brewery.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
That's right, the Hazy Backbone Ah ho ho razy. No,
it's liked and hazy.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Oh yeah, it's terrible. No, that's awful. Well, if we're
just going to well if they're not good enough, we're
not going to pretend like they're good enough. We need
to know what standard they need to be up to.
So can you take their entry and rip it up
and check it in the But it's.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Pretty yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, okay, the Big Show
Brewers Droop. I think that's a good brew it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
What about this one? Haze Us Fellas but with Hayes
instead of Hey.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, well yeah that's a But what are you looking for?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
I mean, this is just people.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Is there any mention of Tony and the ones in
the Steamer Ones.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Or there's one here that says Hazy Tony's cajones. That's
nothing to do with That's great the big Joe suck
it hard Hazy Palol.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh yeah, suck it hard.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
I like that too. Go to Hard I p a.
Go to Hodak dot co dot inz into there. It's
a competition too, so if you win, not only will
your name our beer, you'll also get flights and accommodation
and tickets for you and to Mate to join us
at the Deed and Craft Beer and Food Festival. And
if you don't want to risk it, here to Dunedinbeerfist
dot co dot in z to get your tickets.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
How good do you.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Guys want some stone table pilots?
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
The Whold Arching Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Ichis indeed the exponents there on the Radio Hodarchy Big.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Show this Tuesday night.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Feilers, you guys are both experienced with something that I'm
I'm currently experiencing, which is a house full of women.
Oh yeah, because Jace, your daughter and your wife live
with you.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Is mogi same and previous to that, Keysy my other
three daughters as well.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
So you had five women in your house. Yes, So
I currently have two women in my house. So it's me,
Lucy and her cousin who's come up to stay with
us as well. They're about the same age. She's just
up visiting for work. So she was like, oh, we
can either stay at a hotel or well, now come
stay with us. We well, yeah, me and Lucy my wife. Yeah,
(46:00):
we were like, yeah, it comes stay with us. No,
she said we could either stay at a hotel. Is
there two of her? Oh no, there's any one of her.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, and she's the same age as your wife.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
I think, so there's a few months in it.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, you've been through her wallet. You have a look
at her drivers, and it'll tell you how old she is.
Speaker 4 (46:16):
I could just ask, I don't want to go through
a wallet.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Weird, after all these years that you don't know how
old she is. It would be make more sense to
go through a wallet.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Or her phone, right, But I mean I don't. It
doesn't really matter how old she is though, I don't
need to know.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
People ask you on that just in terms of painting
the picture on the radio show. Here we need to
know vague sort of age, weight here.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Color, Well, she's blonde, I mean she's it's the same
height as my wife.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I don't know, what's that.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
I don't know, like five something five.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Shine five nine? Okay, yeah, but I.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Mean it doesn't matter what what she looks like and stuff.
It's more like, hey, what's you know, I'm experiencing what
it's like to have a house full of women. You know,
there's more the angle.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Well, you know, I don't know if it's a house
full of women, it's two women, it's women house. Jason. Yeah,
well is that why you never invite me over?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
No, hang on, you never invite me over?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah? Hey not now come on?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Oh sorry. It was more just like, you know, do
I have to you know, because whenever someone comes over,
we've got to pretend that we as Mogi you've touched
on before. You got to pretend that you live in
a show home. Yes, that's like amazing.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
And so that the beds are made like I've never
seen them made before, like a hotel.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah, it was ten cushions on them.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, this is how towel towel folded up.
We've got special gifts towels. You also have to time
on towels. We've got special gifts souls which are folded
up and rolled up, and then you have their own
flannel two which has rolled up and you cresscross them
like that and you set them on the end of
the bed.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Yeah, my wife does that as well. Yeah. What I
find really tricky in that sort of situation as timing
a steamers, you know what I mean, because.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
You don't want to I time them.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I mean, you don't literally time you do a steamer.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I just mean right, because you don't want to drop
a keasy bomb and then have her coming straight after you,
is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
And then do the odd ship. You might want to
give that a second, you know.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
I mean, you can get away with that with your wife.
But when you've got an attractive guess.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
I didn't say she was why what do you mean
she is ugly?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, it doesn't matter looking shouldn't be able to tell anyway,
because you're married. But what you probably want to do
is because you've got an on suite, haven't you. No, Oh,
you've got one toilet, one bathroom and one toilet, and
if you hear any kind of pride, you drop a
bomb in the morning and just leave it there. It's
just so she knows water.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
The Hichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Well, there you go, your man Barstards. That's a big show,
done and dusted. This cheesy.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah, make sure you tuning tomorrow. She's going to be
an interesting show from the hot tub.
Speaker 4 (49:02):
And I want you to go and just reaching the voice, Jase,
because yeah, we need you in tip top form tomorrow
when we're in the hot tub. All right, yeah, okay,
I mean it's big serious. I'm not taking a person
or anything.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
No, I wouldn't ever suspect you to do that. Keys
Now listen in the podcast outro, which is a warm
up to the radio show. It's a separate podcast. What's
the clip today, Kesy.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Good question, Jace. This is called Disappearing and it comes
out at seven thirty tonight. Where you get your podcast
from just search Hducky Big Show.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
But I did you know I got my stove level?
Speaker 3 (49:34):
You say on your advice, Yes, just adjusted the feet there.
I'll tell you what if it wasn't for Keysy, my
house would fall apart.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
No, I don't want to be a searched with your
house and keeping it up.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yeah, he's great with the practical taps.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
What was that was that happened in that clip? Was
just adjustable feet clip? I'm looking at Pugs right now, Pugs,
you jump on for a sec. Was that clip we
just heard literally just saying you adjusted the feet on
a stove? Oh my god, it's not working.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, because it didn't really make sense with the title
of the thing as well disappearing you see what I'm saying. Yeah,
I guess it makes it a good mystery and people
just have to listen to the podcast to find out
what was going on.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
What was the clip, Pugs?
Speaker 6 (50:19):
Did you catch a bit where you say weird? Did
Jasko at the end of that club?
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Can we play it again? But I did? You know
I got my stove level?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
You say on your advice just adjusted the feet?
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Where's because his voice changed into yeah, sorry.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I thought what had happened there? Because we did auditions
to take my place. Now that my voice is rooted,
I think Pugs his head is already there, just quietly.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, he's just like, isn't in your closer to the
door Jay? He's dreaming of the.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Anchoring the big show. Yeah, you'll do a great job
to Pugs.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Chat man, you're gonna the hot top of the smow Pugs.
Speaker 6 (51:03):
No, yeah, it could be Keen. I'm gonna prescy buttons though.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, you can press my buttons anytime you can get
turn that hot chet on for old hoodie j Hey.
Notice of goings. You got the podcast going, you got
the Instagram till tomorrow. We'll see you later, see you then.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Bye,
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