December 10, 2025 • 49 mins
On today's show, Jase needs to impress his wife, Mike's got new spectacles and Keyzie gets out the crackers.
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME:
(00:00) Intro: Get your tan on!
(03:56) Santa's Helpers
(08:49) Your requests
(13:33) Mogey's Spectacles
(25:49) Intro: Suckin' The Whistle
(28:10) Keyzie's big commercial
(34:17) ALTER EGO
(37:32) Cracker Chat
(38:48) Intro: Don't be greedy
(41:06) More Christmas wishes!
(45:35) Going boat mode
(48:50) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The home I keep, the big show, show changs, the
crape worthy street food, freshly made with Reburger. Welcome, this
is big show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hoich, Mikeman Road and kill give at your mad bars.
It's great to have you accompany this moody Wednesday afternoon.
It is the tenth of December twenty twenty five, and you,
my friends, as always listening to the Big Show, brought
to you by re burgear.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger are redefining the norm.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That white tea that you're wearing at the moment, Mogi
is even tighter than usual, and I'm loving it. I
am loving it, Loving it, man, loving it.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I'm going pretty grouse man, your six son of a bee,
your mad dog. Appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
It's actually the second white T shirt I've worn today
because I was worrying mine earlier and I spilt my
smoothie on it. Oh yeah, because you know, I'm forty
nine and that's what I do. Feelers hell of a
day to day. Another absolute ripper out there. God, we've
been blessed with some good weather fellas we have. Doesn't
it make it all worth while when you get on
the other side of winter and you met with this
kind of weere the sun, sea breezes and a few beers.
(01:28):
All right, you got beers. I've been on the beers
all day. Really, they're lucky, responsibly obviously.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
How you going, Kizy, You're really good?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Thanks, Jace Wednesday? Yeah, halfway through the week man. Yeah,
isn't that crazy? Got a week and a half to go.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's madness, man, it's madness. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, I'm going good though. Jace's life is good.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Got a bit of a tan. I'm way more tan
than normally, you notice, pretty brown. Yeah, thank you, Jase,
you're looking good.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Man. I'm pretty tan as well. I don't I fellows, No,
I mean I'm you know, I've got a bit of
a bit of a tan on fellows.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, you've got different like colorings in different areas and stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
One hundred percent. Is that what you mean? Yeah? I
was talking to my mother on the weekend. She goes, gouds,
your son, I haven't been in the sun. She's like,
you look really red. Sweet. I think that's just level
of failure. Did she tell you you look tired? You
look tired and red. Hey Mogi, Yeah, babe, what's coming
up on the show? Mate?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What's happening on the big show with old Mogi?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Well another day, another couple of opportunities to get into
the drawer for our fantastic competition Alter Ego the Music
festl held being held by iHeartRadio over in Los Angeles,
Green Day. What if I see to your cage the Elephant?
What if I see to your Sublime? Why don't you like?
I love Sublime? That's my favorite out of those threet
What if I see it to you? Keep your ears
(02:51):
peeled and be ready to call eight eight hundred hodech
later in the show. Also another opportunity to name our boat.
This boat We've got this is another great competition. It's
worth seventy five million dollars thousand dollars in credit. All
you have to come on, keysy Man, and all you
have to do is name it. We get getting to
the drawer obviously, and if you've got a sect name,
you could end up wing that bar. So we've been
(03:12):
running that for a few years. And next up you
can text in what you want for Christmas and we're
going to pass it on to Center yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Let us know on three four eight three what are
you after? Every text and the draw for a fifty
dollars Reburg about you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Here's audio slave the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Who fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The West Indies currently one seventy six for
five and Grieves the West Indian just got a ball
straight to the.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Bullets the neckers.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Wellas it's almost Christmas. It is of course, because we
work on the radio, we've got close ties to Santa Claus.
So I thought what we could do is putting a
good word with him. For any of our listeners they
text through three four eight three, every ticks in the
drawer forway Reburg about you.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
That's right. And if there's any kids out there listening
as well, get your mum and dared to give us
a call. You might just you might be able to
get yourself a Reburg avoucher as well as whatever you want.
That's whatever you want, we can make it happen for you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Promise that well, I think we should.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Well, no, I know it's it's not promising.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's sand to men, but we can't.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Obviously, obviously the kids might have been naughty or nice.
We don't know about that, right, Yeah, so you know
the parents will know more about that. We can certainly
put it in front of center. How do you go?
How do you reckon? You guys have been this year?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Naughty or nice?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I've been I've been a shocking bad Yeah, I've been
pretty naughty this year. Actually, to be honest, I already
want to talk about it, Keysy. What happens in the bedroom?
Stage talk about a bedroom? I mean just in general?
What about the kitchen? Um?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yeah, well, what happens in the kitchen? He just stays
in the kitchen. Happens in the hall way, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, No, I've been pretty good in the hallway.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I know there was that time, right.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
So we've got tics coming through already. On three four
eight three, Tyler thirteen has text in Tyler Durdon, No,
that's not what we're doing here. Tyler thirteen has tixton
asking for a PlayStation.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
How much does one of those sit in your back? Geezy?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It depends on twenty one, but you probably going for
about seven hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
But that doesn't really apply to Santa because he makes
them all in his workshop. Yeah, that's true, the olves making.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah. Okay, thanks Tyler.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
We'll put that through to but that's not once again,
Tyler thirty, that's not guaranteed. We're just going to put
it through to him.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Tyler.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Put him in the back, mate.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'll tell you what we can do actually for Tyler
as well, just you know, sweeten the deal. A sweeten
the deal. Maybe a copy of Boozy Island five the game.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well, no, because Busy Island five first of all, that
came about three or.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Four years ago.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, but he'll copies eighteen.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Busy Island five. I mean, by its very nature is
adults restricted. And I would know because I've I've clocked it,
you've wondered it, I've clocked it. I've finished it. Okay,
finished it off? Um, Trev fifty nine, Oh, it's tick
through Triv. He's asked for more time with the grand kids.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, I mean I don't know what Santa's miracles.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, I mean he's probably got a limited time. If
that's a you know, that's fear.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
He's fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, wow, when you're getting in your fifties, you know
these things start to matter a lot more, Keysy.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Really, Yeah, you're saying that with the reckless abandonment of a.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Young twenty twenty years younger than Trev. But no, seriously, Triv,
I hear you, man.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah, I wonder if he's got any grand kids. I
doesn't say.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He just said more time with the grand kids. But
I mean, Santa can't make like it needs to be
a physical.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
It has to be something can be made in the workshop.
He can't, you know, he can't sort of meand relationships
or anything like that. You know, really has tree have
got a bad relationship with this that he does. But
if he needs more time with his grand kids, think
he'd be calling Santa, you know, his son or his
daughter to get access to the Green kids as opposed
to texting and the Hedache big show. Yeah, you're trying
to get us to do the hard work for him,
(07:09):
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, he's something's bagger up.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, I mean I don't even talk to my own family.
I mean, I'm not going to be bringing other people's family.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Someone's text through here, no name, But I'd like a
Reburger voucher for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Ah, I mean I don't have Santa makes though, they've
got to come from Reburger.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah right, but Consanta ask Reburger for them, and then
I don't know how he does it mean?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Actually you know what I've just thought of.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yes, because they've text through on three for eight three,
we can send them a reburgervent.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh your pugs, No pugs says no, All right.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well look, Kevin Q six coming three four eight three,
what do you want? We'll put in a good word
from Santa. Feel free to check your name and your
agent there as well.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
In the meantime, He's Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hold Ikey the Exponents Here on the radio hold Arky
Beg Show this Wednesday afternoon. Another wicket for New Zealand
Court Hey Bold Ray, it's nice Jace six for one
eight two.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
We are currently doing our best to put in word
a good word for with Santa. For you the listeners
on three four eight three. What you would like from
Santa this Christmas? We'll pass it on to him and
hopefully we can you know.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Give you hop out. Yeah, get you connected.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
With the gift you dearly want Santa and I are
like this man, Jace just tried to cross his fingers. Yeah,
I had a pen, but he had a pen of
the way, so I just do it. It looks like
he's holding a dart. That's so cool. Cory, age twenty six,
is tix through. Yes, I'd like a saber saw, a
d Walt sabers saw.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well, you won't get at one because Santa.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Makes them, right, But like I've gotten Workshop, I've got
branded tools and stuff from Santa, But have you really Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
What's a saber saw exactly?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Like it's a lightsaber.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's not like that. It's not like a really long
saw that you like. Okay, a sword. Well, look, it's
kind of boring and tedious. Yeah, I'm reminded of this guy.
He's obviously a trade of some description.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I think if you want that, you can get a job, man,
can't you? Well, I mean, isn't this the whole point?
You just get stuff you need? Or yeah? Yeah, but
I thought there was sort of a cut off in
terms of age, surely, and also, you know, it's got
to be something that's a bit, a bit inspiring and cool.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Not a saber sword as it is.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Actually like yeah, right, okay, that's a lightsaber. They don't exist,
you know. Fellers Riley here twenty wow. Once a kickboxing bag.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I remember the first time, so you can't laugh.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
At the first time I got one of those, I
went to dish and punched the living but Jesus out
of it nearly broke my rest. I was like boff I.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Did a similar thing and put a hole in it.
All the sand just leaped out on the floor.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
As a sand in there is he it was.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I was actually concrete, but when I had it turned
to sand.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, yeah, okay, we'll put a word in sure. That's yeah,
a bit of a sweat up.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Get a guys. Drew here at age twenty four. It's
getting on of it.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I would like a girlfriend for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I worried about this. Yeah, I know what miracles.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh Drew because he's a weird looking dude.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, I mean, god.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, I mean that doesn't mean just because you're a
weird looking dude or a bit goofy or whatever, it
doesn't mean you can get a girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Actually, you're right, Jason. Obviously you're being a massive role
model for people like that. I shouldn't say that on
the radio.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
On both sides as well, Keezy, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'll tell you what he could do to add to
his chance is grow a motley little mo.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yes, get some reburger. See Jason's trying to It's not motley.
My mo is glorious good a fellas. Stacey here thirty two.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Abrons that's not how the sam oh right, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Stacey here thirty two.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I'd love a glamping voucher, gamed.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
This doesn't feel like Santa stuff to make stuff from
the workshop. Not a glamping voucher, right, lamping virtue.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But I've got vouchers and stuff before for Christmas from Santa,
and it.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Feels like it's got to come from a workshop. He's
got to make it, doesn't he?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, and glamping it's just stupid.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What about this one? Jordan, twenty four years of age.
I'm like a KitchenAid mixer, pretty expensive, a kitchen aid.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't know what that is brand. It's the brand
of cake mixer, and they're very expective cakes.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It's just like a good utility tool you have for
your whole life.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Right, does your wife have one? You're saying your wife
should get one.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Risha's got one to actually makes such a beautiful cake,
but of extra milk in there.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Milk drinking.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Santa can get one of those, though, Can you make
a cake?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Make Yeah, you'll probably whack them together. Yeah, we're gonna
do that. The thing about Saturdays.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
He's got a whole room full of spare parts and
that's how he makes all these stuff. He just whips
them together.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah yeah, the Olds do.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah right, Okay, get a Fellas Hayden here fourteen like
a pack of darts for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Now we're talking, Yeah, yeah, you got it. I'm going
to get your cart.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And the Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on Radio Green Day.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The West Indies losing another wicket one eighty four for seven. Now,
so New Zealand climbing on top, Fellers.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I love it when New Zealand climbs on top totally, man,
it's the best. Hey, fellas, I went over the weekend
and I got fitted for some newal yes. Over time,
as you know, my eyesight has slowly been getting worse, well,
actually quite quickly, shocking how fast it goes. Just fall
off a cliff. One day for me, it fell off
(13:11):
a cliff.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yes, genuinely, that happened. That's how it works. It just happens,
like did do she all of a sudden you can't
see deadly? Well?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I said to the lady there, I says to her.
She was an optometrius kezy, ah right, And I says
to her, this is what happened to me. I said,
I noticed one day that my eyesight was failing me.
It wasn't as good as it once used to be.
And I thought, oh, that's interesting, my eyesight's getting a
bit worse. And then a month later it was like,
holy shit, my eyesight is terrible. Yes, I said, is
(13:38):
that how it happens? It gets really bad really quick?
And she said it varies from person to person, which
I thought was typical from her. She won't commit one
way or the other, you know what I mean? Yeah, lazy?
Is it lazier? Is it just you know? Accurate?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Who would know? Ye, they're true. So anyway, I've gone
along to this joint and I've tried. So first I've
done I've done the testing. We're all good there. Now
it's tarting to at the frames on. So you start
looking around the shop at the frames. Who makes the frames?
V Sachi? Oh, like Jase's Bag, Jimmy Chew, Yeah, all
of these absolute top of the line brands. I was like,
(14:13):
where are the dirty dogs here? They don't have any
dirty dogs? Or what about like, what is it Oakley's?
They had Oakley's. Yeah, I'm not idiot. So anyway, I've
gone through there and I've tried a few different frames on.
We checked it up on the Headikee Big Show Instagram
and there's a lot of votes that went down. We
showed about eight different sorts, some like yours, Jase actually
(14:34):
that you get from the two dollar shop. Yes, because
I know your eyes have been terrible for a long time,
but you've never seen an optrometrist.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Have you? Never? To actually correct the record here they
twenty five.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Dollars called money bags, Yeah, records, money dog's god money
all right, But the overwhelming vote seem to be for
these frames that have got the clear They've got the
clear frame, you know, not black fray.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I could see through plastical sort of a Jeremy Welsey
sort of see that, yes, which is actually what I
ended up getting. I didn't get those specific ones. We've
got something that were fairly close to it. But jeez,
they're not cheap. No, they're not cheap at all. Can
I have a guess?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Well, why don't you ask me? How much? Do you
want me just to ask?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
You?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Just ask me? Would you want me to guess? You
ask me?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Well?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Probably more fun if I guess. Just GISs? You want
me to guess? How much were they? Well, it's only
your business. That's that's financial question because you don't ask
people that. Could I guess you can get five hundred dollars,
eight hundred dollars, six hundred dollars. I couldn't say.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Actually, when you told me that, yes, I was like,
that's compared to what my wife's work. Yes, I was like,
what the hell is going on with my wife's glasses?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, well, it's it's cheaper. No, oh, significantly more anymore.
But it's a hell, it's it's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh doesn't she have those ones that was at Dame
Idna style glasses with all the little jewels and stuff
in them?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Can you clip that off for me? Packs? And I'm
going to play it to my wife and when I
get home today and she'll have a few words with Kisi.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Pod. You have to clip it off. My consent, yes,
seven hundred whatever after a thirty percent disc in as well. Yes,
I had no idea. We went through the kafaffle. She
said how much it was, and I was like, because
I had my missus here, I was like, you hear that?
So we doing this? She goes, well, your ryesight and
(16:42):
I was like, well, yeah, then you were.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Still the recent loss of car keys? Yeah, the recent
loss of what else was there? God sunny eying wallet.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I think you've got your pants on backwards today.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Are you con Yes? And you need to Yes, the chain.
My wife said, you need to get the chain. So
that's the chain off the back of the art, off
each charm, but you then loop around your neck like
a librarian. And she's right right, because I will lose them, yes,
but I think I would rather lose them than wear
that because I think the only place that I'm going
to wear them really is going to be at home
(17:20):
when I'm reading in bed like an old dad. Sexy
like an old dad. Yeah, shock and bastard so I
need those? Am I going to lose them from there?
The answer is yes, What about in the office. I
don't think I need them because I'm fine on a
computer screen. I can tell you, Jason, I think I
probably You're right I need to get them. My wife
(17:40):
is right. I do need to get them. But it's
such a shock to the system. When I first put
on those first frames and looked in the mirror, I
recoiled right. Wow, yeah, because you it's a final transformation.
You are now officially an old bastard horrible well, you know,
(18:05):
I mean, Jason and I are in our thirties.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
We have Yeah, but it's not that far away, is it,
to be honest? What are you now? Like another decade
and we'll be We'll be right up there with you.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Mogi for the Hillarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Smashing Pumpkins. There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is four forty seven the West
Indies one eighty seven for seven.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Look, I'm conscious of the fact that I've been very
negative about the things that I've been watching.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Lately, well to be if you found them crap that.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
It's not my fault. Everything sucks, Jason, that's right, and
everything does.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I talked to my wife about it last night and
I said, well, we've got to why don't we watch
something that we know is good. We've had I've had
two people tell me that Train Dreams that is on
Netflix starring Jolly Edgit Dinner has just been nominated for
a Golden Globe for his performance. Yes, we know that
that must be good, so let's watch that. Yes, she said, great,
Train Dreamin it's a movie. It's on Netflix. So I said, okay, great,
(19:29):
we'll do that. So sat down with our dinner, sat
down with our dinner to watch that, chated it on
and then my wife said, I'll hang on a minute.
So she finished heading pretty quick. So she just went
out to the kitchen and did the dishes, cleaned the dishes,
tied to the kitchen sort of the kitchen it right,
So he paused, you twenty minutes and just want to pause? No,
(19:50):
he hadn't even started. Oh okay, I push literally pushed
playing there's like the emblem for the movie came up. Yeah.
Then she went downstairs brought some washing in, went into
the bedroom, grabbed all the washing, went downstairs and put
some washing on. This took all of this talk without
a wordle of lie forty five minutes to an hour,
(20:12):
right by which time it was too late to start.
I said. She came back and I said, are we
doing this? What's the gay? Oh? You know, it's all
And then she came in. I said, well, it's too
late now because it's going to mean we'll get to
be too about quarter past half past nine? Movie?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's outrageous.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
And she goes, I was a movie. I said, it's
a movie and she said, oh, I didn't know. She
thought it was a series, you see. So I didn't
watch it. So I watched another episode of Pluribus on Apple,
which I don't like. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to stick
it out. Man, you're going to stick it out.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But we are too.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
It's where where it's just very repetitive. It's the same
old thing, like what's happening? We're up to episode three?
Got it? There's got to be a dark side, there's
got to be a twist coming, yes, but how long
have I got there?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
You know what I mean? That's true. I reckon you
like train dreams, right, because you like your model train?
I do, and I like dreams, yeah, most dreams. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I had a kezy night last night.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
And if you now describe a kezy night as something
really insulting and stupid, stand by god, jeez.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It was a renovation show that we stumbled upon, okay,
and it was in Australia, unfortunately, fellas, I apologize, I
can't remember the name of the show. But they were
redoing or doing an old sort of historic farmhouse.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Is it the one where they only renovate like heritage homes.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It was something in that vein.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
They had to protect.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
There's certain things they have to tick off with the
heritage status.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Something like that. Yes, now, anyway, heritage homes are us.
They had an architect there with them, you know, who's
the host of the show, and they were like no,
I don't know. And anyway, they told the architect this
is what we want to.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Do or their names, yeah, I don't know what general
was it on denot.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
And the architect was those are very very ambitious dreams
you've got there.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
He was negative.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Throughout the entire process. They had a budget of, like
he was a doubting time, one point two million dollars
to do the work. It was a disaster good and
it ended up costing two point one million dollars And
it's like, how do you even get to do that
if you have a budget of one point two or
(22:34):
whatever it was and it ends up being two point
one I mean that's nearly a million dollars more? What
are you doing with your lives?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
They got number mixed up?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
They did, but how do they even pay for it?
And they had to take another mortgage and all this stuff, and.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
It's like, you're idiots, a classic You are idiots, the classic,
as they always go, we want to come out of this.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
We're were putting our life savings and hopefully we can
come out of this like mortgage free or as small
as a mortgagees pass.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
And then you talked to them at the end of
the episode and they're like, it's the largest mortgage with
the lives. Yeah, yeah, how many buzzies out of five.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
One and a half? Right, just infuriated me.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I watched pluribus loved it.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Hodak, White Stripes there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon at the time one the time, sorry,
four point fifty six. The score one eighty nine for seven.
I got the mixed up.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
It's try just confirming they're playing cricket.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, they're playing cricket West Indies one eighty nine for seven.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Against New Zealand. They playing against Zealand. They're playing against
New Zealand. Yeah, okay, And New Zealand's the team wearing white.
The New Zealand's the team bowling.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Kezy, right, okay, hey, are you coming up after five?
By the way, Jase, I shot my first ever commercial yesterday.
Obviously you're my agent. We haven't discussed fees and things.
I just there's something I need to bring up with
you around that. If that's all.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
There's something I need to bring up with you too, Actually,
Keezy clevering buye up. I've had a bit of feedback
on that, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Well let's bring both up together and we'll discuss that
after five.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Sure, man, plus listen out for that cue to call.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
If you hear it, call it one hundred Hadarchy and
you and a mate can be heading heading to La
to see Green day, Casey, The Elephants, Sublime, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Playing at the Alter Ego.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
FO The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Ike here, welcome back here as a bank bones, I hope
you're getting through your Hunt Day ticket Eboo. You're listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by reburg You.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger, Keezy, what
do it properly?
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Please?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I'm going to give you one last chart.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Heer Kesey, crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger
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Speaker 2 (25:08):
Now listen. A bit of drama in the cricket. By
the looks of it. Blair Tickner fielding on the boundary
has done himself some sort of horrific injury. Currently being
wheeled off the ground, sucking on the gas there.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
He's sucking on the whistle man. Yeah, the morphine. That's
a morphine, yere, and he hasn't taken that out of
his mouth. He is absolutely hoon in the bar, he is.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And the weird thing is, so they've got this bowler
on at the moment. His name is it rayl right Ray,
who looks like Shane van Gisberg and in a sweat band.
I've never seen him before, and he is. The shot
of him looking concerned, it was like Blair Tickner had
seriously seriously injured himself.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I've never seen, as you were saying, Mogi, anything like
that in the cricket match before. He's obviously dislocated something
or something.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Well they did say dislocated and the only thing, the
only time I think I've ever seen anything like I
vaguely remember the Australians colliding with each other going for
a catch and so getting knocked out, which you're pretty horrendous,
and their nose spread all over their face.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
The other issue too, is he is taking four wickets, yes,
and also our bowling stocks we're getting we're having.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
A horrific run at the moment. Well, let's hope he's
okay and they sort him out. In the meantime, we'll
just chill out with a bit of a c DC.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
We'll chill man. Also coming up next, Jase, as mentioned earlier,
just need to have a word to you about our
commission as my agent. That's all good, sure, man. It's
a few things we need to iron out.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Man, There'll be no ironing Keysy, So what was that?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
How good?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Arky Oasis there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show,
worke hat Bodamn for eight. Old Phillip's going straight through
the bats when they're knocking over the off. Nice work.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
He really is zippy, isn't he Rainbow? He looks like zippy.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Incidentally, Fellers, I just want to say I've just got
a text from my wife to say she's in the
car driving home maker laugh please all right, no pressure, right, okay,
no pressure, Okay, Yeah, but anyway, Casey, you did your
first edge yesterday, didn't you.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I shot a commercial. Can't go into too many details.
Top secret, top top secret, top top secret, be like
the very most important things.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
This is probably maybe four levels below that. Yeah, probably
who is secret? Well, I don't know if it's that bad.
I mean some people might care. Look in terms of
the scale of things.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Minor Jason my agent, Yes, describing what I do as minor?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
As you know that, how do you think that makes
me feel? As an actor?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I would have thought pretty good, because I was initially
going to say insignificant dropping the ocean.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, No, Well that's the reality, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Because I'm just getting started, and yesterday I did do
my first commercial. Just I've got a bone to pick with?
Were not a bone I've got just we didn't discuss
the fee beforehand, right. You said the way it works
is you film the thing and then afterwards you know
what the fee is.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You didn't need to be concerning yourself about fees and
things like that.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Worry about because why is that?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Because in my head that'd come and say, hey, we've
got a job for KESI. This is how much we're
willing to pay.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
They didn't say your name. I had to absolutely big
steal and borrowed. What do you still give you an opportunity?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
So but the way in my head, it's like, oh,
hey we want this person to act, here's how much
we're willing to pay.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And then you bring that to say.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Me like a budget you mean yeah, yeah yeah, And
then I say, oh yeah, cool, I can do it
for that. I thought that was how it works. But
the way you're saying is you do the job first
and then do what do they pay you? Based on
your performance or what.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, no, no, there is a set fee, but I
didn't I knew that you'd been struggling with lines, and
I didn't want any more distractions for you though you
only had one line on line. I didn't want you
your head filled with fees and cash and stuff, particularly
given it was your first job. Keezy. Yeah, and I
just wanted you focus on the job at hand.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Well, the issue of the thing I've got I've been
thinking about this is I was in my nies yes
all day yesterday for this ad.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, and it was in public.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
It was a very public space, hundreds of people walking
past the night to be in my andies for that
whole thing. You know, I got to put on a
dressing gown and they didn't need me. And then otherwise
it was like back into your spot andys on.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
And it's tough for the passers by. Obviously they didn't
sign up for that. They're not getting paid anything to
have to look at that. That's not for you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
And then that's one of the reasons why there was
a reduction in the initial fee.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
So there was because this is what I was going to.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Say, they had to hire people to make sure that
you weren't seen and actually just on that. By the way,
one crew member actually was sent home because she felt nauseous. Yeah,
I'm not saying that to you.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
But of course it's not me. I was just standing
there in mondies.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Hell, this was my question was, surely you get paid
more if you're in your undies in public for an ad.
Surely they pay you extra to compensate for that.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Clause.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yeah, if you were nude but you're in undies, wells
is still you know, it's it's semi But surely the
rate I didn't Surely the rate reflects the fact that
I had to be in my andies and then we'll
be in my undies for the ad as well.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
What was the right mogi? Don't you love this? A
young rookie actor just you know, And this is why,
this is why I didn't want to talk about the
fee with him, because can you see how obsessed he is.
He's going surely the rates this, surely the rates that
surely it's this or that because I'm doing this, or
that you're you're obsessed with the machinations of making the
(30:53):
ED instead of the actual job at hand. I've got
to tell you, it's been an absolute shit show for
me today. After that, really, the crew complained that you
constantly interfered trying to help them out.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
I tried to help them carry a table over it one.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, and try to put up a shelter.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
I helped it up a shelter, which.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Is just a massive no no. As we previously discussed.
They also said after lunch, you went into like a
food coma and just butchered your lines continuously.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, I did run out of gas a little bit
and I had a coffee and it was sweet. There's
only one line as well.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
And then you had a tantrum that there were no
snacks or whatever on the on the table.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
There tension was that they had the wrong flavored tiny titties.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Well exactly, so this is what I ended up having
to do. We've had to flag the fee on the
condition that it's never spoken of again. They're not putting
it to ear and we'll just call it quits and
they won't say anything out in public.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Seems fear to me, right, Okay, but.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
You do have to pay them some money for interfering
with the crew, because you interfere with their jobs and
they've had to pay overtime because it went over because
you butchered the lines, and so there was overtime that
they have to pay, which wasn't in the budget. That's
not bad, It's not bad. How much about eight and
(32:24):
a half k It was about half an hour overtime.
There's a big crew though, mo. Yeah, thanks for starting there.
And they had to launder the undies too. It's a
hell of a thing getting them back and.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
The Hierarchy Big show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy
My Heart Radio Alter Ego. Let's get another great New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
In the drawer.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
He is, indeed in what a prize it is? A
fells what a prize it is.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
That's right, You and a mate flying to LA for
the iHeartRadio Alter Ego January seventeenth.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
That's January seventeenth next year this year. Yeah, it's very soon, Mogi.
Are you heading to LA to see some of the
biggest names and alternative rock Green Day, Casey the Elephant,
plenty more, one of my favorite bands Sublime as well.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Are the tickets are for you and a mate to
hit along there.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
You get a hotel, your one thousand dollars cash, You
get direct flights courtesy of In New Zealand NonStop New
Zealand to La How.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Good man, let's go to the phone lines, Fellers, get
a Caleb your mad Barstard. How's life?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Oh it's pretty pretty.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Good at the moment.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Mate, it's a bit warm, but you know we're.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Still cruising a line. Yeah, it's summer, summer time. Mate.
Where about you calling from Caleb the.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Big smoke mate Auckland Dan, what do you do for
a crush mate?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
I'm a sales rip slash manager for a small company.
A small company's on details to be honest.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That's.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Small company sales.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But yeah yeah, And who would you take with you
Caleb were lucky enough to win. Probably my brother in law,
who's probably the only friend I've got at the minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
What's his name? Oswald?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah, if I call him Oswald because it'll get him good. Yeah,
funnily enough, we call him yourself everything.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
We're all the best with that, yeah, Caleb and wile Flick.
You have old Pat there if you don't mind.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, straight Bat of the old exit good, I Craig
get my ad barset.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
How's life? Yeah, it's great?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
How you guys, going.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Not too bad, mate, not too bad? What do you
do for a crust Craig, I'm exactly the same as Caleb.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Drug dealer too, drug deally Craig.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, always keep it on the streets. Yeah, hey, listen, mate,
if you were to winness, who would you take with you?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I'll probably have to mess fair enough.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
It's probably a good idea, mate, smart from you.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Cayler, look you Craig, So
you hold the line and we'll hand you over to Pugs.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
He'll chuck in the drawer, right, cheers, fellers, mate, so
good fellows, that's really good. Hey, just quickly.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
The thing about this competition is that within New Zealand's
NonStop Auckland to Los Angeles service and seamless USA connections
with the United Airlines, you can experience it all. Yeah,
and I hadn't actually thought about that.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, it's funny when you say that. I just I
just tune.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Out, you tune out, just you hopefully? How are you
coming up soon? Fellers? Pearl Jam Temple Pilots and some
Jimmy Barnes. How many does that sound?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Holdarky.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Is indeed the Stone Temple pilots there on the Radio
ho Hucky Big Show this Wednesday evening. Feel there's plenty
coming up after six o'clock. By the way, we give
out some much needed advice for all those folks struggling
out there feelings.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
That's right, feels. Meet Patty Nip sixty nine at gmail
dot com. It's a really email address. It is touch
one hundred percent anonymous and if we read it on
the show, you get a fifty dollars Reburg at voucher
Hellom a deal, great deal Magie also coming up after six.
Earlier in the show, we were discussing if you want
to text through on three four eight three a gift
you'd like from Santa, let us know. So you name
(36:41):
your age and the gift you're after. We will let
Santa know and see if we can put in a
good word for you.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, good stuff for mate.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold Iky.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
It sure is the Big Show and boy are we
grateful for your company this Wednesday night. Incidentally, the Big
Show was sponsored by.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
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Speaker 4 (37:09):
That will change the game.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Huh hah.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
What would you like this year from me?
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Santa?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
You're probably honest. It's just one thing in.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
The world exciting. It's nice to know you're not greedy.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
It's just it's good to be reber new.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
Real big.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Maybe there's more than one thing.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
If i'm you know, if I'm getting hand crafted bigs,
loaded fries and gormots all was signed Tom and you're
sure they're any one? Well you because it's good man.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I like that that person's not greedy. They've just have
thought about it long and hard and gone. All I
want for Christmas is some reed. There's some crave worthy
street food, freshly made.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, that's great stuff for me, it is, it's great stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Is there anything you guys desperately want for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Nothing at all? That's what I want. I want to
be given nothing at all. I actually find it annoying
to be given gifts because I don't need anything and
I don't want anything, and it's just stuff I have
to carry around with me. So I just want to
hang out. I want to yan That's all I want.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, I'm in the same vein. I'm in that really
awkward conundrum.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
You want to give me something, how do you get
me a beer?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Brother? Yeah? Sure? Now listen, because my wife loves prizzies.
She she plans the crap out of buying presents, and
I'm like, don't worry about me and stuff, and she's like, oh,
you know she she loves that sort of stuff where
it's for me. It's hanging out with my family and
stuffing my god.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Yeah right, yeah, well you.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Know what I'm saying with a vapor and a few daries.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Right, I thought you meant like food. Saw all your
family's inside and everyone's sort of cheering, you know, chatting outside,
having a fag.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Hey, coming up shortly, Feelers, what do you want for Christmas?
Text us three four eight three, Oh well it's Santa
No every text and the draw for a fifty do
Reburg voucher for the whole Archy.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hold Ike.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
JOm Pitty there on the radio Hod Donkey Big Show
this Wednesday evening. Now we were asking the punters, weren't
we feel us? What do you want for Christmas? New Zealand?
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
And we have been inundated, nay flooded, with responses on
three four eight three.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
So many, so many guys. It's great.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Obviously a lot of them can't be done, like, for example,
gooday guys for Christmas? Can I have a poster of
one of Kezy's meat patties blown up full size?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah, we were going to do that because Keyesy's got
these game A lot of people won't know. Kids, you've
got to keep them up to speed. We've got so
many new listeners. Keyesy's got gigantic nipples that look like
burnt meat paddies, so we call them burnt meat paddy naps,
so people won't know that. And they stink like, well,
not stink, they smell like bird meat petties.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
They're gargantuan.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yeah, So the suggestion that you would make up a
poster of that, I mean, it's funny, is it? Can
I just have that? I don't know how that'd sell
pretty well, but.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, it's sound like hotcakes.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
That was This is the thing. Keys. You know how
we're talking earlier in the show about how much you
were getting paid for this job. They didn't factor in
the nips, and they were like, oh god, we're going
to have.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
To I thought we were doing a.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
No, what else is there?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Get a guys, sureley here, I'm fifty eight Temple. No,
it's not what we're doing. I've been a good girl
this year, and I would like Santa to get me
some Mark Jacob's perfect perfume.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Please put in a good word for me, Happy Christmas.
That stuff reaks. Yeah, it's a perfume. It's supposed to. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
I wouldn't have a clue what that smells like or not.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
It's not for us to say whether or not. I mean,
I've never heard of it, Mike Jacobs.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I don't know that Santa's a perfumery here or a
perfume air.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
But like, we're not meant to critique it. We're just
passing it on to Santa. So we just let Santa
no right.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Oh yeah, sure, I just put a note by it.
I don't like who chances Okay, okay, then we're going
to pass that to Santa.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Okay, cool, gooday, guys.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
My name is Kath. I'm forty two. Okay, Yes, what's
the name is it? La Crossette Luck?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
No luck, la crosse la CRUs like crist Racist No no, no.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
No, it's not the really fancy cook with oh ah, yes,
we we No. Once again, I'm not sure that Santa
can steal no brands like this is not a factory
in China, right, this is Sander's workshop, thank you. Okay,
so no branded stuff. We should have just said that,
(42:05):
then what people, It's not for me to say that.
I think Santa would be furious.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
He would be, well, what about this, and this will
be good? Get a guys, Jack here, six years old,
I'd like a rocking horse. Rocking horse, that's good, right,
because that's something Santa can slap together.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Six Yeah, he sort of should be growing out of
that sort of stage.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I mean, I left my rocking horse when I was
about three, that's true. Is my daughter right? Okay? Man, okay,
but it's okay. What does it say he wants a
rocking horse? Okay, that's weird, but okay, we don't judge
a little six year old kid.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
You know, it's one.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
More, just because this has been great, Get a guys.
Nigel here, forty seven wants his wife to forgive him
and take him back. Oh yeah, I mean Santa, I mean,
what's what tricky?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
I don't know if.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, I mean more, it's more of a gift like
maybe if he wants a wooden nutcracker or something, Santa
can help.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Yeah. Look, I mean Santa's no angel himself. He is
a shocking bast What do you hang on? So you
suggested that Santa does the dirty on missus? Cause you serious?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, mate? How do you know?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Well, he's going down everyone's chimneys all the time. I
mean it's there's going to be the odd occasion, Keysy,
where he might stumble upon something that he's not expecting.
Maybe you know, someone lying in the lingerie on the
couch there.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
And he's just their second head.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
The Darchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in on.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Radio The Killers there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Wednesday evening. Now fellas in the podcast outro today,
I was telling you about a show that I watched
last night called full Moon Fishing on Marty.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Wasn't it Moontide Fishing?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Oh? It might have been Moontie on Maldi Television. And
they went out way out in the deep water getting kingies,
yeah and stuff like that on a pretty cool little boat.
But I was looking at the boat watching the show,
going that's not as good as the hold Aki boat.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Because the hold Aki boat that you could win simply
by naming it, and it's worth seventy five thousand dollars,
is a superior boat.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Yes, right, it takes. Boat to three four eight three
will send you a link. You fill out your details,
put a name in for this boat, name it and
if we if you're the lucky person that gets drawn out,
you will have that name you wrote on the side
of your brand new thanks to Finn Chaser boats. It
is a five three five center console with the Mercury
sixty horse four stroke and a voyager trailer as well.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
The whole page.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
It's a Finn Chaser right, it's as Yeah, it's for
chasing fins. Yes yeahah yeah, like you used to have
that car called the Chaser. I mean I said tail
was it the ass Chaser?
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Yeah? I remember that too.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, it was full on.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Seventy five thousand dollars. How much the entire package is worth. Yeah,
it's a nice package. It's a great package.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Boat to three four eight three give it a text
because I'm pretty sure Jay's that the TV show was
called Moon Tide Fishing, right, full Moon Fishing.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
They only go out of a full moon.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, well the full moon is the optimum time. But
it's all about fishing around the moon and where the
moon is in the sky. As discussing the podcast, go
and check it out.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Can I just also say, because we haven't really pointed
this out, is that you know this price comes with
all the bells and whistles. Oh yeah it does. So
it's got the Garment Echo maps seven inch fish finder.
Is that the GPS chap point?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Yeah, find that's how you find the fishing. We used
to have one of those called the ass Finder. Yes,
was it Garment? It was Garman? And how many inches? Oh? Good,
solid seven inches? I reckon? Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
It says here as well that it has a fusion
stereo entertainment system with the RA sixty speaker up plus speakers.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah, that's what I like to call it stereo.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah, yeah, Do you have one of those in the
ass Chasing?
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Man, absolutely, You've got to play your six tunes. You're
going to have a beat. Yeah, you're a six center
of a beer.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
You know.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
It's a real head toner. When you're going down the road,
you're playing what's that one? You like that Jase from
Sevage Shwing Shwing.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, did you have.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
The ass Chaser when Swing was out? I thought, this
is a long time ago. You've obviously got. It's going
to be fully vinyl wrapped and sign written as well,
which is pretty damn cool. It's it's trust it's cutted out. Yeah,
hold docato Insai. You can see photos of it up
there if you want.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
And we're going to call it the ass Blasts or Jase,
Oh yeah, totally what the boat? Yeah? No, the audience
gets to name the boat. That's the whole idea. I
thought it was our boat. Oh can we name it
something else? The ass Blaster is good. I don't think
you get better than that. Keezy, what a backboat?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio Hold a.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Key, Well your man bar sids.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
That's a big show. Done and justted this Wednesday evening
on the podcast Outro Today, what's the clip You've got there? Easy?
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Today? On the podcast, we talked about Jason's fun to us,
what's like waking you know, Smag from the Hobbit, that
dragon from its slumber deep on top of a long
time to wake up because it's been asleep for a
hundred years.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Dog squad money, it's pretty accurate as.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, scale the old pre a scalely old dude. Hey, Mogi,
what a lovely night.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
What do you think you'll be doing with it?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
I'm going to the theater, that's right, Yes, job, what's.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Job? I've never been to the theater, Christian it's a
is this what people at theater sound? I don't even
know what I'm saying, so would be good. You don't
even know the name of it. Well, I've got an agency.
You're not in it. Kezy the this play, but somebody
(48:17):
on our on our books is wow going along to that?
I think it's it's Lara, and I think it's also
other people, and there are possibly Tom Sainsbury possibly. I
think it's Motion Dynamo, which is a dance troupe, a
comedy dance troupe. I'm pretty sure that's what's going. Yes,
wife wanted to go to that. Well, I'll tell her
what it was like. I'm just kidding. She's coming with me.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
A comedy dance troupe is like my worst nightmare, but
I'm sure it'll be great.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Jase you're my agent. If get into a play with
like micas.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Of course they would, of course they would, knowing that
you'll never get into a play. But listen, what are
you eating tonight? Man? I need to know Key, I've
been really disappointed lately.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Tonight I'm making chicken burgers and chips.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
How do you feel about that? That's the sort of
ship you make around your house, Jase, Yeah, well we
had chips.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah we didn't have We had burgers and no chips.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
I was a few.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yeah we've got chips. Now we're doing pretty well. Yeah,
good on chips. What are you having tonight?
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Your game of two halves?
Speaker 4 (49:25):
Money? See you tomorrow.
The home I keep, the big show, show changs, the
crape worthy street food, freshly made with Reburger. Welcome, this
is big show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hoich, Mikeman Road and kill give at your mad bars.
It's great to have you accompany this moody Wednesday afternoon.
It is the tenth of December twenty twenty five, and you,
my friends, as always listening to the Big Show, brought
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
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Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That white tea that you're wearing at the moment, Mogi
is even tighter than usual, and I'm loving it. I
am loving it, Loving it, man, loving it.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I'm going pretty grouse man, your six son of a bee,
your mad dog. Appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
It's actually the second white T shirt I've worn today
because I was worrying mine earlier and I spilt my
smoothie on it. Oh yeah, because you know, I'm forty
nine and that's what I do. Feelers hell of a
day to day. Another absolute ripper out there. God, we've
been blessed with some good weather fellas we have. Doesn't
it make it all worth while when you get on
the other side of winter and you met with this
kind of weere the sun, sea breezes and a few beers.
(01:28):
All right, you got beers. I've been on the beers
all day. Really, they're lucky, responsibly obviously.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
How you going, Kizy, You're really good?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Thanks, Jace Wednesday? Yeah, halfway through the week man. Yeah,
isn't that crazy? Got a week and a half to go.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's madness, man, it's madness. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, I'm going good though. Jace's life is good.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Got a bit of a tan. I'm way more tan
than normally, you notice, pretty brown. Yeah, thank you, Jase,
you're looking good.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Man. I'm pretty tan as well. I don't I fellows, No,
I mean I'm you know, I've got a bit of
a bit of a tan on fellows.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, you've got different like colorings in different areas and stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
One hundred percent. Is that what you mean? Yeah? I
was talking to my mother on the weekend. She goes, gouds,
your son, I haven't been in the sun. She's like,
you look really red. Sweet. I think that's just level
of failure. Did she tell you you look tired? You
look tired and red. Hey Mogi, Yeah, babe, what's coming
up on the show? Mate?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What's happening on the big show with old Mogi?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Well another day, another couple of opportunities to get into
the drawer for our fantastic competition Alter Ego the Music
festl held being held by iHeartRadio over in Los Angeles,
Green Day. What if I see to your cage the Elephant?
What if I see to your Sublime? Why don't you like?
I love Sublime? That's my favorite out of those threet
What if I see it to you? Keep your ears
(02:51):
peeled and be ready to call eight eight hundred hodech
later in the show. Also another opportunity to name our boat.
This boat We've got this is another great competition. It's
worth seventy five million dollars thousand dollars in credit. All
you have to come on, keysy Man, and all you
have to do is name it. We get getting to
the drawer obviously, and if you've got a sect name,
you could end up wing that bar. So we've been
(03:12):
running that for a few years. And next up you
can text in what you want for Christmas and we're
going to pass it on to Center yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Let us know on three four eight three what are
you after? Every text and the draw for a fifty
dollars Reburg about you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Here's audio slave the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Who fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The West Indies currently one seventy six for
five and Grieves the West Indian just got a ball
straight to the.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Bullets the neckers.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Wellas it's almost Christmas. It is of course, because we
work on the radio, we've got close ties to Santa Claus.
So I thought what we could do is putting a
good word with him. For any of our listeners they
text through three four eight three, every ticks in the
drawer forway Reburg about you.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
That's right. And if there's any kids out there listening
as well, get your mum and dared to give us
a call. You might just you might be able to
get yourself a Reburg avoucher as well as whatever you want.
That's whatever you want, we can make it happen for you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Promise that well, I think we should.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Well, no, I know it's it's not promising.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's sand to men, but we can't.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Obviously, obviously the kids might have been naughty or nice.
We don't know about that, right, Yeah, so you know
the parents will know more about that. We can certainly
put it in front of center. How do you go?
How do you reckon? You guys have been this year?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Naughty or nice?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I've been I've been a shocking bad Yeah, I've been
pretty naughty this year. Actually, to be honest, I already
want to talk about it, Keysy. What happens in the bedroom?
Stage talk about a bedroom? I mean just in general?
What about the kitchen? Um?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yeah, well, what happens in the kitchen? He just stays
in the kitchen. Happens in the hall way, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, No, I've been pretty good in the hallway.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I know there was that time, right.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
So we've got tics coming through already. On three four
eight three, Tyler thirteen has text in Tyler Durdon, No,
that's not what we're doing here. Tyler thirteen has tixton
asking for a PlayStation.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
How much does one of those sit in your back? Geezy?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It depends on twenty one, but you probably going for
about seven hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
But that doesn't really apply to Santa because he makes
them all in his workshop. Yeah, that's true, the olves making.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah. Okay, thanks Tyler.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
We'll put that through to but that's not once again,
Tyler thirty, that's not guaranteed. We're just going to put
it through to him.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Tyler.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Put him in the back, mate.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'll tell you what we can do actually for Tyler
as well, just you know, sweeten the deal. A sweeten
the deal. Maybe a copy of Boozy Island five the game.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well, no, because Busy Island five first of all, that
came about three or.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Four years ago.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, but he'll copies eighteen.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Busy Island five. I mean, by its very nature is
adults restricted. And I would know because I've I've clocked it,
you've wondered it, I've clocked it. I've finished it. Okay,
finished it off? Um, Trev fifty nine, Oh, it's tick
through Triv. He's asked for more time with the grand kids.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, I mean I don't know what Santa's miracles.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, I mean he's probably got a limited time. If
that's a you know, that's fear.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
He's fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, wow, when you're getting in your fifties, you know
these things start to matter a lot more, Keysy.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Really, Yeah, you're saying that with the reckless abandonment of a.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Young twenty twenty years younger than Trev. But no, seriously, Triv,
I hear you, man.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah, I wonder if he's got any grand kids. I
doesn't say.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He just said more time with the grand kids. But
I mean, Santa can't make like it needs to be
a physical.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
It has to be something can be made in the workshop.
He can't, you know, he can't sort of meand relationships
or anything like that. You know, really has tree have
got a bad relationship with this that he does. But
if he needs more time with his grand kids, think
he'd be calling Santa, you know, his son or his
daughter to get access to the Green kids as opposed
to texting and the Hedache big show. Yeah, you're trying
to get us to do the hard work for him,
(07:09):
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, he's something's bagger up.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, I mean I don't even talk to my own family.
I mean, I'm not going to be bringing other people's family.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Someone's text through here, no name, But I'd like a
Reburger voucher for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Ah, I mean I don't have Santa makes though, they've
got to come from Reburger.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah right, but Consanta ask Reburger for them, and then
I don't know how he does it mean?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Actually you know what I've just thought of.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yes, because they've text through on three for eight three,
we can send them a reburgervent.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh your pugs, No pugs says no, All right.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well look, Kevin Q six coming three four eight three,
what do you want? We'll put in a good word
from Santa. Feel free to check your name and your
agent there as well.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
In the meantime, He's Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hold Ikey the Exponents Here on the radio hold Arky
Beg Show this Wednesday afternoon. Another wicket for New Zealand
Court Hey Bold Ray, it's nice Jace six for one
eight two.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
We are currently doing our best to put in word
a good word for with Santa. For you the listeners
on three four eight three. What you would like from
Santa this Christmas? We'll pass it on to him and
hopefully we can you know.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Give you hop out. Yeah, get you connected.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
With the gift you dearly want Santa and I are
like this man, Jace just tried to cross his fingers. Yeah,
I had a pen, but he had a pen of
the way, so I just do it. It looks like
he's holding a dart. That's so cool. Cory, age twenty six,
is tix through. Yes, I'd like a saber saw, a
d Walt sabers saw.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well, you won't get at one because Santa.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Makes them, right, But like I've gotten Workshop, I've got
branded tools and stuff from Santa, But have you really Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
What's a saber saw exactly?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Like it's a lightsaber.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's not like that. It's not like a really long
saw that you like. Okay, a sword. Well, look, it's
kind of boring and tedious. Yeah, I'm reminded of this guy.
He's obviously a trade of some description.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I think if you want that, you can get a job, man,
can't you? Well, I mean, isn't this the whole point?
You just get stuff you need? Or yeah? Yeah, but
I thought there was sort of a cut off in
terms of age, surely, and also, you know, it's got
to be something that's a bit, a bit inspiring and cool.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Not a saber sword as it is.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Actually like yeah, right, okay, that's a lightsaber. They don't exist,
you know. Fellers Riley here twenty wow. Once a kickboxing bag.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I remember the first time, so you can't laugh.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
At the first time I got one of those, I
went to dish and punched the living but Jesus out
of it nearly broke my rest. I was like boff I.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Did a similar thing and put a hole in it.
All the sand just leaped out on the floor.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
As a sand in there is he it was.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I was actually concrete, but when I had it turned
to sand.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, yeah, okay, we'll put a word in sure. That's yeah,
a bit of a sweat up.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Get a guys. Drew here at age twenty four. It's
getting on of it.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I would like a girlfriend for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I worried about this. Yeah, I know what miracles.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh Drew because he's a weird looking dude.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, I mean, god.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, I mean that doesn't mean just because you're a
weird looking dude or a bit goofy or whatever, it
doesn't mean you can get a girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Actually, you're right, Jason. Obviously you're being a massive role
model for people like that. I shouldn't say that on
the radio.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
On both sides as well, Keezy, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'll tell you what he could do to add to
his chance is grow a motley little mo.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yes, get some reburger. See Jason's trying to It's not motley.
My mo is glorious good a fellas. Stacey here thirty two.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Abrons that's not how the sam oh right, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Stacey here thirty two.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I'd love a glamping voucher, gamed.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
This doesn't feel like Santa stuff to make stuff from
the workshop. Not a glamping voucher, right, lamping virtue.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But I've got vouchers and stuff before for Christmas from Santa,
and it.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Feels like it's got to come from a workshop. He's
got to make it, doesn't he?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, and glamping it's just stupid.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What about this one? Jordan, twenty four years of age.
I'm like a KitchenAid mixer, pretty expensive, a kitchen aid.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I don't know what that is brand. It's the brand
of cake mixer, and they're very expective cakes.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It's just like a good utility tool you have for
your whole life.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Right, does your wife have one? You're saying your wife
should get one.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Risha's got one to actually makes such a beautiful cake,
but of extra milk in there.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Milk drinking.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Santa can get one of those, though, Can you make
a cake?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Make Yeah, you'll probably whack them together. Yeah, we're gonna
do that. The thing about Saturdays.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
He's got a whole room full of spare parts and
that's how he makes all these stuff. He just whips
them together.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah yeah, the Olds do.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah right, Okay, get a Fellas Hayden here fourteen like
a pack of darts for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Now we're talking, Yeah, yeah, you got it. I'm going
to get your cart.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And the Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on Radio Green Day.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The West Indies losing another wicket one eighty four for seven. Now,
so New Zealand climbing on top, Fellers.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I love it when New Zealand climbs on top totally, man,
it's the best. Hey, fellas, I went over the weekend
and I got fitted for some newal yes. Over time,
as you know, my eyesight has slowly been getting worse, well,
actually quite quickly, shocking how fast it goes. Just fall
off a cliff. One day for me, it fell off
(13:11):
a cliff.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yes, genuinely, that happened. That's how it works. It just happens,
like did do she all of a sudden you can't
see deadly? Well?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I said to the lady there, I says to her.
She was an optometrius kezy, ah right, And I says
to her, this is what happened to me. I said,
I noticed one day that my eyesight was failing me.
It wasn't as good as it once used to be.
And I thought, oh, that's interesting, my eyesight's getting a
bit worse. And then a month later it was like,
holy shit, my eyesight is terrible. Yes, I said, is
(13:38):
that how it happens? It gets really bad really quick?
And she said it varies from person to person, which
I thought was typical from her. She won't commit one
way or the other, you know what I mean? Yeah, lazy?
Is it lazier? Is it just you know? Accurate?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Who would know? Ye, they're true. So anyway, I've gone
along to this joint and I've tried. So first I've
done I've done the testing. We're all good there. Now
it's tarting to at the frames on. So you start
looking around the shop at the frames. Who makes the frames?
V Sachi? Oh, like Jase's Bag, Jimmy Chew, Yeah, all
of these absolute top of the line brands. I was like,
(14:13):
where are the dirty dogs here? They don't have any
dirty dogs? Or what about like, what is it Oakley's?
They had Oakley's. Yeah, I'm not idiot. So anyway, I've
gone through there and I've tried a few different frames on.
We checked it up on the Headikee Big Show Instagram
and there's a lot of votes that went down. We
showed about eight different sorts, some like yours, Jase actually
(14:34):
that you get from the two dollar shop. Yes, because
I know your eyes have been terrible for a long time,
but you've never seen an optrometrist.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Have you? Never? To actually correct the record here they
twenty five.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Dollars called money bags, Yeah, records, money dog's god money
all right, But the overwhelming vote seem to be for
these frames that have got the clear They've got the
clear frame, you know, not black fray.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I could see through plastical sort of a Jeremy Welsey
sort of see that, yes, which is actually what I
ended up getting. I didn't get those specific ones. We've
got something that were fairly close to it. But jeez,
they're not cheap. No, they're not cheap at all. Can
I have a guess?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Well, why don't you ask me? How much? Do you
want me just to ask?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
You?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Just ask me? Would you want me to guess? You
ask me?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Well?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Probably more fun if I guess. Just GISs? You want
me to guess? How much were they? Well, it's only
your business. That's that's financial question because you don't ask
people that. Could I guess you can get five hundred dollars,
eight hundred dollars, six hundred dollars. I couldn't say.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Actually, when you told me that, yes, I was like,
that's compared to what my wife's work. Yes, I was like,
what the hell is going on with my wife's glasses?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, well, it's it's cheaper. No, oh, significantly more anymore.
But it's a hell, it's it's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh doesn't she have those ones that was at Dame
Idna style glasses with all the little jewels and stuff
in them?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Can you clip that off for me? Packs? And I'm
going to play it to my wife and when I
get home today and she'll have a few words with Kisi.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Pod. You have to clip it off. My consent, yes,
seven hundred whatever after a thirty percent disc in as well. Yes,
I had no idea. We went through the kafaffle. She
said how much it was, and I was like, because
I had my missus here, I was like, you hear that?
So we doing this? She goes, well, your ryesight and
(16:42):
I was like, well, yeah, then you were.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Still the recent loss of car keys? Yeah, the recent
loss of what else was there? God sunny eying wallet.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I think you've got your pants on backwards today.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Are you con Yes? And you need to Yes, the chain.
My wife said, you need to get the chain. So
that's the chain off the back of the art, off
each charm, but you then loop around your neck like
a librarian. And she's right right, because I will lose them, yes,
but I think I would rather lose them than wear
that because I think the only place that I'm going
to wear them really is going to be at home
(17:20):
when I'm reading in bed like an old dad. Sexy
like an old dad. Yeah, shock and bastard so I
need those? Am I going to lose them from there?
The answer is yes, What about in the office. I
don't think I need them because I'm fine on a
computer screen. I can tell you, Jason, I think I
probably You're right I need to get them. My wife
(17:40):
is right. I do need to get them. But it's
such a shock to the system. When I first put
on those first frames and looked in the mirror, I
recoiled right. Wow, yeah, because you it's a final transformation.
You are now officially an old bastard horrible well, you know,
(18:05):
I mean, Jason and I are in our thirties.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
We have Yeah, but it's not that far away, is it,
to be honest? What are you now? Like another decade
and we'll be We'll be right up there with you.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Mogi for the Hillarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Smashing Pumpkins. There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is four forty seven the West
Indies one eighty seven for seven.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Look, I'm conscious of the fact that I've been very
negative about the things that I've been watching.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Lately, well to be if you found them crap that.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
It's not my fault. Everything sucks, Jason, that's right, and
everything does.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I talked to my wife about it last night and
I said, well, we've got to why don't we watch
something that we know is good. We've had I've had
two people tell me that Train Dreams that is on
Netflix starring Jolly Edgit Dinner has just been nominated for
a Golden Globe for his performance. Yes, we know that
that must be good, so let's watch that. Yes, she said, great,
Train Dreamin it's a movie. It's on Netflix. So I said, okay, great,
(19:29):
we'll do that. So sat down with our dinner, sat
down with our dinner to watch that, chated it on
and then my wife said, I'll hang on a minute.
So she finished heading pretty quick. So she just went
out to the kitchen and did the dishes, cleaned the dishes,
tied to the kitchen sort of the kitchen it right,
So he paused, you twenty minutes and just want to pause? No,
(19:50):
he hadn't even started. Oh okay, I push literally pushed
playing there's like the emblem for the movie came up. Yeah.
Then she went downstairs brought some washing in, went into
the bedroom, grabbed all the washing, went downstairs and put
some washing on. This took all of this talk without
a wordle of lie forty five minutes to an hour,
(20:12):
right by which time it was too late to start.
I said. She came back and I said, are we
doing this? What's the gay? Oh? You know, it's all
And then she came in. I said, well, it's too
late now because it's going to mean we'll get to
be too about quarter past half past nine? Movie?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's outrageous.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
And she goes, I was a movie. I said, it's
a movie and she said, oh, I didn't know. She
thought it was a series, you see. So I didn't
watch it. So I watched another episode of Pluribus on Apple,
which I don't like. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to stick
it out. Man, you're going to stick it out.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But we are too.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
It's where where it's just very repetitive. It's the same
old thing, like what's happening? We're up to episode three?
Got it? There's got to be a dark side, there's
got to be a twist coming, yes, but how long
have I got there?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
You know what I mean? That's true. I reckon you
like train dreams, right, because you like your model train?
I do, and I like dreams, yeah, most dreams. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I had a kezy night last night.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
And if you now describe a kezy night as something
really insulting and stupid, stand by god, jeez.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It was a renovation show that we stumbled upon, okay,
and it was in Australia, unfortunately, fellas, I apologize, I
can't remember the name of the show. But they were
redoing or doing an old sort of historic farmhouse.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Is it the one where they only renovate like heritage homes.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It was something in that vein.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
They had to protect.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
There's certain things they have to tick off with the
heritage status.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Something like that. Yes, now, anyway, heritage homes are us.
They had an architect there with them, you know, who's
the host of the show, and they were like no,
I don't know. And anyway, they told the architect this
is what we want to.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Do or their names, yeah, I don't know what general
was it on denot.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
And the architect was those are very very ambitious dreams
you've got there.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
He was negative.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Throughout the entire process. They had a budget of, like
he was a doubting time, one point two million dollars
to do the work. It was a disaster good and
it ended up costing two point one million dollars And
it's like, how do you even get to do that
if you have a budget of one point two or
(22:34):
whatever it was and it ends up being two point
one I mean that's nearly a million dollars more? What
are you doing with your lives?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
They got number mixed up?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
They did, but how do they even pay for it?
And they had to take another mortgage and all this stuff, and.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
It's like, you're idiots, a classic You are idiots, the classic,
as they always go, we want to come out of this.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
We're were putting our life savings and hopefully we can
come out of this like mortgage free or as small
as a mortgagees pass.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
And then you talked to them at the end of
the episode and they're like, it's the largest mortgage with
the lives. Yeah, yeah, how many buzzies out of five.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
One and a half? Right, just infuriated me.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I watched pluribus loved it.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Hodak, White Stripes there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon at the time one the time, sorry,
four point fifty six. The score one eighty nine for seven.
I got the mixed up.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
It's try just confirming they're playing cricket.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, they're playing cricket West Indies one eighty nine for seven.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Against New Zealand. They playing against Zealand. They're playing against
New Zealand. Yeah, okay, And New Zealand's the team wearing white.
The New Zealand's the team bowling.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Kezy, right, okay, hey, are you coming up after five?
By the way, Jase, I shot my first ever commercial yesterday.
Obviously you're my agent. We haven't discussed fees and things.
I just there's something I need to bring up with
you around that. If that's all.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
There's something I need to bring up with you too, Actually,
Keezy clevering buye up. I've had a bit of feedback
on that, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Well let's bring both up together and we'll discuss that
after five.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Sure, man, plus listen out for that cue to call.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
If you hear it, call it one hundred Hadarchy and
you and a mate can be heading heading to La
to see Green day, Casey, The Elephants, Sublime, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Playing at the Alter Ego.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
FO The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
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Speaker 2 (25:08):
Now listen. A bit of drama in the cricket. By
the looks of it. Blair Tickner fielding on the boundary
has done himself some sort of horrific injury. Currently being
wheeled off the ground, sucking on the gas there.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
He's sucking on the whistle man. Yeah, the morphine. That's
a morphine, yere, and he hasn't taken that out of
his mouth. He is absolutely hoon in the bar, he is.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And the weird thing is, so they've got this bowler
on at the moment. His name is it rayl right Ray,
who looks like Shane van Gisberg and in a sweat band.
I've never seen him before, and he is. The shot
of him looking concerned, it was like Blair Tickner had
seriously seriously injured himself.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I've never seen, as you were saying, Mogi, anything like
that in the cricket match before. He's obviously dislocated something
or something.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Well they did say dislocated and the only thing, the
only time I think I've ever seen anything like I
vaguely remember the Australians colliding with each other going for
a catch and so getting knocked out, which you're pretty horrendous,
and their nose spread all over their face.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
The other issue too, is he is taking four wickets, yes,
and also our bowling stocks we're getting we're having.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
A horrific run at the moment. Well, let's hope he's
okay and they sort him out. In the meantime, we'll
just chill out with a bit of a c DC.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
We'll chill man. Also coming up next, Jase, as mentioned earlier,
just need to have a word to you about our
commission as my agent. That's all good, sure, man. It's
a few things we need to iron out.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Man, There'll be no ironing Keysy, So what was that?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
How good?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Arky Oasis there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show,
worke hat Bodamn for eight. Old Phillip's going straight through
the bats when they're knocking over the off. Nice work.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
He really is zippy, isn't he Rainbow? He looks like zippy.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Incidentally, Fellers, I just want to say I've just got
a text from my wife to say she's in the
car driving home maker laugh please all right, no pressure, right, okay,
no pressure, Okay, Yeah, but anyway, Casey, you did your
first edge yesterday, didn't you.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I shot a commercial. Can't go into too many details.
Top secret, top top secret, top top secret, be like
the very most important things.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
This is probably maybe four levels below that. Yeah, probably
who is secret? Well, I don't know if it's that bad.
I mean some people might care. Look in terms of
the scale of things.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Minor Jason my agent, Yes, describing what I do as minor?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
As you know that, how do you think that makes
me feel? As an actor?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I would have thought pretty good, because I was initially
going to say insignificant dropping the ocean.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, No, Well that's the reality, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Because I'm just getting started, and yesterday I did do
my first commercial. Just I've got a bone to pick with?
Were not a bone I've got just we didn't discuss
the fee beforehand, right. You said the way it works
is you film the thing and then afterwards you know
what the fee is.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You didn't need to be concerning yourself about fees and
things like that.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Worry about because why is that?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Because in my head that'd come and say, hey, we've
got a job for KESI. This is how much we're
willing to pay.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
They didn't say your name. I had to absolutely big
steal and borrowed. What do you still give you an opportunity?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
So but the way in my head, it's like, oh,
hey we want this person to act, here's how much
we're willing to pay.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And then you bring that to say.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Me like a budget you mean yeah, yeah yeah, And
then I say, oh yeah, cool, I can do it
for that. I thought that was how it works. But
the way you're saying is you do the job first
and then do what do they pay you? Based on
your performance or what.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, no, no, there is a set fee, but I
didn't I knew that you'd been struggling with lines, and
I didn't want any more distractions for you though you
only had one line on line. I didn't want you
your head filled with fees and cash and stuff, particularly
given it was your first job. Keezy. Yeah, and I
just wanted you focus on the job at hand.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Well, the issue of the thing I've got I've been
thinking about this is I was in my nies yes
all day yesterday for this ad.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, and it was in public.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
It was a very public space, hundreds of people walking
past the night to be in my andies for that
whole thing. You know, I got to put on a
dressing gown and they didn't need me. And then otherwise
it was like back into your spot andys on.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
And it's tough for the passers by. Obviously they didn't
sign up for that. They're not getting paid anything to
have to look at that. That's not for you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
And then that's one of the reasons why there was
a reduction in the initial fee.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
So there was because this is what I was going to.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Say, they had to hire people to make sure that
you weren't seen and actually just on that. By the way,
one crew member actually was sent home because she felt nauseous. Yeah,
I'm not saying that to you.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
But of course it's not me. I was just standing
there in mondies.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Hell, this was my question was, surely you get paid
more if you're in your undies in public for an ad.
Surely they pay you extra to compensate for that.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Clause.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yeah, if you were nude but you're in undies, wells
is still you know, it's it's semi But surely the
rate I didn't Surely the rate reflects the fact that
I had to be in my andies and then we'll
be in my undies for the ad as well.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
What was the right mogi? Don't you love this? A
young rookie actor just you know, And this is why,
this is why I didn't want to talk about the
fee with him, because can you see how obsessed he is.
He's going surely the rates this, surely the rates that
surely it's this or that because I'm doing this, or
that you're you're obsessed with the machinations of making the
(30:53):
ED instead of the actual job at hand. I've got
to tell you, it's been an absolute shit show for
me today. After that, really, the crew complained that you
constantly interfered trying to help them out.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
I tried to help them carry a table over it one.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, and try to put up a shelter.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
I helped it up a shelter, which.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Is just a massive no no. As we previously discussed.
They also said after lunch, you went into like a
food coma and just butchered your lines continuously.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, I did run out of gas a little bit
and I had a coffee and it was sweet. There's
only one line as well.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
And then you had a tantrum that there were no
snacks or whatever on the on the table.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
There tension was that they had the wrong flavored tiny titties.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Well exactly, so this is what I ended up having
to do. We've had to flag the fee on the
condition that it's never spoken of again. They're not putting
it to ear and we'll just call it quits and
they won't say anything out in public.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Seems fear to me, right, Okay, but.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
You do have to pay them some money for interfering
with the crew, because you interfere with their jobs and
they've had to pay overtime because it went over because
you butchered the lines, and so there was overtime that
they have to pay, which wasn't in the budget. That's
not bad, It's not bad. How much about eight and
(32:24):
a half k It was about half an hour overtime.
There's a big crew though, mo. Yeah, thanks for starting there.
And they had to launder the undies too. It's a
hell of a thing getting them back and.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
The Hierarchy Big show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy
My Heart Radio Alter Ego. Let's get another great New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
In the drawer.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
He is, indeed in what a prize it is? A
fells what a prize it is.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
That's right, You and a mate flying to LA for
the iHeartRadio Alter Ego January seventeenth.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
That's January seventeenth next year this year. Yeah, it's very soon, Mogi.
Are you heading to LA to see some of the
biggest names and alternative rock Green Day, Casey the Elephant,
plenty more, one of my favorite bands Sublime as well.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Are the tickets are for you and a mate to
hit along there.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
You get a hotel, your one thousand dollars cash, You
get direct flights courtesy of In New Zealand NonStop New
Zealand to La How.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Good man, let's go to the phone lines, Fellers, get
a Caleb your mad Barstard. How's life?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Oh it's pretty pretty.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Good at the moment.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Mate, it's a bit warm, but you know we're.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Still cruising a line. Yeah, it's summer, summer time. Mate.
Where about you calling from Caleb the.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Big smoke mate Auckland Dan, what do you do for
a crush mate?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
I'm a sales rip slash manager for a small company.
A small company's on details to be honest.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That's.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Small company sales.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But yeah yeah, And who would you take with you
Caleb were lucky enough to win. Probably my brother in law,
who's probably the only friend I've got at the minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
What's his name? Oswald?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah, if I call him Oswald because it'll get him good. Yeah,
funnily enough, we call him yourself everything.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
We're all the best with that, yeah, Caleb and wile Flick.
You have old Pat there if you don't mind.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, straight Bat of the old exit good, I Craig
get my ad barset.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
How's life? Yeah, it's great?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
How you guys, going.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Not too bad, mate, not too bad? What do you
do for a crust Craig, I'm exactly the same as Caleb.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Drug dealer too, drug deally Craig.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah, always keep it on the streets. Yeah, hey, listen, mate,
if you were to winness, who would you take with you?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I'll probably have to mess fair enough.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
It's probably a good idea, mate, smart from you.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Cayler, look you Craig, So
you hold the line and we'll hand you over to Pugs.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
He'll chuck in the drawer, right, cheers, fellers, mate, so
good fellows, that's really good. Hey, just quickly.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
The thing about this competition is that within New Zealand's
NonStop Auckland to Los Angeles service and seamless USA connections
with the United Airlines, you can experience it all. Yeah,
and I hadn't actually thought about that.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, it's funny when you say that. I just I
just tune.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Out, you tune out, just you hopefully? How are you
coming up soon? Fellers? Pearl Jam Temple Pilots and some
Jimmy Barnes. How many does that sound?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
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Is indeed the Stone Temple pilots there on the Radio
ho Hucky Big Show this Wednesday evening. Feel there's plenty
coming up after six o'clock. By the way, we give
out some much needed advice for all those folks struggling
out there feelings.
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That's right, feels. Meet Patty Nip sixty nine at gmail
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Hellom a deal, great deal Magie also coming up after six.
Earlier in the show, we were discussing if you want
to text through on three four eight three a gift
you'd like from Santa, let us know. So you name
(36:41):
your age and the gift you're after. We will let
Santa know and see if we can put in a
good word for you.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, good stuff for mate.
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Speaker 4 (37:09):
That will change the game.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
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Speaker 2 (37:14):
What would you like this year from me?
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Santa?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
You're probably honest. It's just one thing in.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
The world exciting. It's nice to know you're not greedy.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
It's just it's good to be reber new.
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Speaker 4 (37:31):
Maybe there's more than one thing.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
If i'm you know, if I'm getting hand crafted bigs,
loaded fries and gormots all was signed Tom and you're
sure they're any one? Well you because it's good man.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I like that that person's not greedy. They've just have
thought about it long and hard and gone. All I
want for Christmas is some reed. There's some crave worthy
street food, freshly made.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, that's great stuff for me, it is, it's great stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Is there anything you guys desperately want for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Nothing at all? That's what I want. I want to
be given nothing at all. I actually find it annoying
to be given gifts because I don't need anything and
I don't want anything, and it's just stuff I have
to carry around with me. So I just want to
hang out. I want to yan That's all I want.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, I'm in the same vein. I'm in that really
awkward conundrum.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
You want to give me something, how do you get
me a beer?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Brother? Yeah? Sure? Now listen, because my wife loves prizzies.
She she plans the crap out of buying presents, and
I'm like, don't worry about me and stuff, and she's like, oh,
you know she she loves that sort of stuff where
it's for me. It's hanging out with my family and
stuffing my god.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Yeah right, yeah, well you.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Know what I'm saying with a vapor and a few daries.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Right, I thought you meant like food. Saw all your
family's inside and everyone's sort of cheering, you know, chatting outside,
having a fag.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Hey, coming up shortly, Feelers, what do you want for Christmas?
Text us three four eight three, Oh well it's Santa
No every text and the draw for a fifty do
Reburg voucher for the whole Archy.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hold Ike.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
JOm Pitty there on the radio Hod Donkey Big Show
this Wednesday evening. Now we were asking the punters, weren't
we feel us? What do you want for Christmas? New Zealand?
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
And we have been inundated, nay flooded, with responses on
three four eight three.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
So many, so many guys. It's great.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Obviously a lot of them can't be done, like, for example,
gooday guys for Christmas? Can I have a poster of
one of Kezy's meat patties blown up full size?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah, we were going to do that because Keyesy's got
these game A lot of people won't know. Kids, you've
got to keep them up to speed. We've got so
many new listeners. Keyesy's got gigantic nipples that look like
burnt meat paddies, so we call them burnt meat paddy naps,
so people won't know that. And they stink like, well,
not stink, they smell like bird meat petties.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
They're gargantuan.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yeah, So the suggestion that you would make up a
poster of that, I mean, it's funny, is it? Can
I just have that? I don't know how that'd sell
pretty well, but.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, it's sound like hotcakes.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
That was This is the thing. Keys. You know how
we're talking earlier in the show about how much you
were getting paid for this job. They didn't factor in
the nips, and they were like, oh god, we're going
to have.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
To I thought we were doing a.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
No, what else is there?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Get a guys, sureley here, I'm fifty eight Temple. No,
it's not what we're doing. I've been a good girl
this year, and I would like Santa to get me
some Mark Jacob's perfect perfume.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Please put in a good word for me, Happy Christmas.
That stuff reaks. Yeah, it's a perfume. It's supposed to. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
I wouldn't have a clue what that smells like or not.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
It's not for us to say whether or not. I mean,
I've never heard of it, Mike Jacobs.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I don't know that Santa's a perfumery here or a
perfume air.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
But like, we're not meant to critique it. We're just
passing it on to Santa. So we just let Santa
no right.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Oh yeah, sure, I just put a note by it.
I don't like who chances Okay, okay, then we're going
to pass that to Santa.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Okay, cool, gooday, guys.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
My name is Kath. I'm forty two. Okay, Yes, what's
the name is it? La Crossette Luck?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
No luck, la crosse la CRUs like crist Racist No no, no.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
No, it's not the really fancy cook with oh ah, yes,
we we No. Once again, I'm not sure that Santa
can steal no brands like this is not a factory
in China, right, this is Sander's workshop, thank you. Okay,
so no branded stuff. We should have just said that,
(42:05):
then what people, It's not for me to say that.
I think Santa would be furious.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
He would be, well, what about this, and this will
be good? Get a guys, Jack here, six years old,
I'd like a rocking horse. Rocking horse, that's good, right,
because that's something Santa can slap together.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Six Yeah, he sort of should be growing out of
that sort of stage.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I mean, I left my rocking horse when I was
about three, that's true. Is my daughter right? Okay? Man, okay,
but it's okay. What does it say he wants a
rocking horse? Okay, that's weird, but okay, we don't judge
a little six year old kid.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
You know, it's one.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
More, just because this has been great, Get a guys.
Nigel here, forty seven wants his wife to forgive him
and take him back. Oh yeah, I mean Santa, I mean,
what's what tricky?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
I don't know if.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, I mean more, it's more of a gift like
maybe if he wants a wooden nutcracker or something, Santa
can help.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Yeah. Look, I mean Santa's no angel himself. He is
a shocking bast What do you hang on? So you
suggested that Santa does the dirty on missus? Cause you serious?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, mate? How do you know?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Well, he's going down everyone's chimneys all the time. I
mean it's there's going to be the odd occasion, Keysy,
where he might stumble upon something that he's not expecting.
Maybe you know, someone lying in the lingerie on the
couch there.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
And he's just their second head.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
The Darchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in on.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Radio The Killers there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Wednesday evening. Now fellas in the podcast outro today,
I was telling you about a show that I watched
last night called full Moon Fishing on Marty.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Wasn't it Moontide Fishing?
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Oh? It might have been Moontie on Maldi Television. And
they went out way out in the deep water getting kingies,
yeah and stuff like that on a pretty cool little boat.
But I was looking at the boat watching the show,
going that's not as good as the hold Aki boat.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Because the hold Aki boat that you could win simply
by naming it, and it's worth seventy five thousand dollars,
is a superior boat.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Yes, right, it takes. Boat to three four eight three
will send you a link. You fill out your details,
put a name in for this boat, name it and
if we if you're the lucky person that gets drawn out,
you will have that name you wrote on the side
of your brand new thanks to Finn Chaser boats. It
is a five three five center console with the Mercury
sixty horse four stroke and a voyager trailer as well.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
The whole page.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
It's a Finn Chaser right, it's as Yeah, it's for
chasing fins. Yes yeahah yeah, like you used to have
that car called the Chaser. I mean I said tail
was it the ass Chaser?
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Yeah? I remember that too.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, it was full on.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Seventy five thousand dollars. How much the entire package is worth. Yeah,
it's a nice package. It's a great package.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Boat to three four eight three give it a text
because I'm pretty sure Jay's that the TV show was
called Moon Tide Fishing, right, full Moon Fishing.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
They only go out of a full moon.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, well the full moon is the optimum time. But
it's all about fishing around the moon and where the
moon is in the sky. As discussing the podcast, go
and check it out.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Can I just also say, because we haven't really pointed
this out, is that you know this price comes with
all the bells and whistles. Oh yeah it does. So
it's got the Garment Echo maps seven inch fish finder.
Is that the GPS chap point?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Yeah, find that's how you find the fishing. We used
to have one of those called the ass Finder. Yes,
was it Garment? It was Garman? And how many inches? Oh? Good,
solid seven inches? I reckon? Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
It says here as well that it has a fusion
stereo entertainment system with the RA sixty speaker up plus speakers.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah, that's what I like to call it stereo.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah, yeah, Do you have one of those in the
ass Chasing?
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Man, absolutely, You've got to play your six tunes. You're
going to have a beat. Yeah, you're a six center
of a beer.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
You know.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
It's a real head toner. When you're going down the road,
you're playing what's that one? You like that Jase from
Sevage Shwing Shwing.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, did you have.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
The ass Chaser when Swing was out? I thought, this
is a long time ago. You've obviously got. It's going
to be fully vinyl wrapped and sign written as well,
which is pretty damn cool. It's it's trust it's cutted out. Yeah,
hold docato Insai. You can see photos of it up
there if you want.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
And we're going to call it the ass Blasts or Jase,
Oh yeah, totally what the boat? Yeah? No, the audience
gets to name the boat. That's the whole idea. I
thought it was our boat. Oh can we name it
something else? The ass Blaster is good. I don't think
you get better than that. Keezy, what a backboat?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio Hold a.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Key, Well your man bar sids.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
That's a big show. Done and justted this Wednesday evening
on the podcast Outro Today, what's the clip You've got there? Easy?
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Today? On the podcast, we talked about Jason's fun to us,
what's like waking you know, Smag from the Hobbit, that
dragon from its slumber deep on top of a long
time to wake up because it's been asleep for a
hundred years.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Dog squad money, it's pretty accurate as.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, scale the old pre a scalely old dude. Hey, Mogi,
what a lovely night.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
What do you think you'll be doing with it?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
I'm going to the theater, that's right, Yes, job, what's.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Job? I've never been to the theater, Christian it's a
is this what people at theater sound? I don't even
know what I'm saying, so would be good. You don't
even know the name of it. Well, I've got an agency.
You're not in it. Kezy the this play, but somebody
(48:17):
on our on our books is wow going along to that?
I think it's it's Lara, and I think it's also
other people, and there are possibly Tom Sainsbury possibly. I
think it's Motion Dynamo, which is a dance troupe, a
comedy dance troupe. I'm pretty sure that's what's going. Yes,
wife wanted to go to that. Well, I'll tell her
what it was like. I'm just kidding. She's coming with me.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
A comedy dance troupe is like my worst nightmare, but
I'm sure it'll be great.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Jase you're my agent. If get into a play with
like micas.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Of course they would, of course they would, knowing that
you'll never get into a play. But listen, what are
you eating tonight? Man? I need to know Key, I've
been really disappointed lately.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Tonight I'm making chicken burgers and chips.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
How do you feel about that? That's the sort of
ship you make around your house, Jase, Yeah, well we
had chips.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah we didn't have We had burgers and no chips.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
I was a few.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yeah we've got chips. Now we're doing pretty well. Yeah,
good on chips. What are you having tonight?
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Your game of two halves?
Speaker 4 (49:25):
Money? See you tomorrow.
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