November 25, 2025 • 51 mins
On today's show, Jase discovers something about his wife, Mike gets motivational, and Keyzie hates cash.
TIMELY MANNER:
(00:00) Intro: WORK ON IT
(02:55) BREAKING NEWS
(07:03) WWYD?
(10:59) Big Show Big Yarn
(14:11) TV?
(20:27) Intro: The Dinner Special
(22:05) The sap incident
(22:05) The Breakfast Bet
(30:35) Alan McElroy
(40:20) Intro: The white crumb
(42:43) What's On The Dinner?
(46:54) Jase's wife's green finger
(50:09) Farewell
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
Jason Hoich might not and kes Ho get a your
mad Barsard's great to have your company this beautiful Tuesday afternoon.
It is a two hundred and fifty fourth of November
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
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Speaker 3 (00:36):
I thought you said Pugs had done a new one.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I was working on it. Oh right down the lab there.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Tell you what I'd like to be working on. Mogi
Ustallion house life.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Going pretty grassy. You're mad dog, You're six on of me.
Just another beautiful day, man, Ye're not beat late spring
absolute rippruters. Hey, Philas did you know? On this day?
In eighteen sixty nine, the first ever rugby match was
played in New Zealand between Nelson Color students.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I did not know that. And funnily enough behind you
and you won't see this, Mogi, some fellows are chucking
the rugby ball to each other God, everything is coalescent, good,
a keazy hell's life.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's got really good fellows, Yes, really good. I love
the whole late spring thing because you know you've got
the entirety of summer still to come, beering down, still
absolutely bearing down.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
On bearing down on you, and still to car giving
it to you, absolutely just giving it to you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You are just taking that D all over the place.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Vitamin D.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What what's happening on the big show with Old Mogius?
Well as if it wasn't huge enough already, fellas, we've
got a massive show today. We're going to be doing
a little bit of What's on the Dinner with Meazy,
so flock us through what you're having on three four
(01:52):
eight three. It's just for what's on the Dinner with
Me keasy keezy Okay. Also, Keysy's had an issue at home.
He needs a bit of an old housewives help.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
There.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
He's got sapurers here, he's got satteners.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Here's some sap.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But next up we're going to be talking about some
cleaners who found twenty thousand dollars in cash, cash cash
in some lucky bastard's couch.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Jase, Yeah, mate, sounds good. I'm fine, by the way, Fellows,
thanks for asking.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Here's Dragon the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hodiky, Shan Fellaws, Allison Shane's there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four to eleven.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
This is breaking news, Salers. There's been a hell of
a story came out of Wellington. I'm going to read
you the headline. You ready, Yeah, I'm ready man, Wellington
clean has shocked twenty thousand dollars discovery. Wow. It's a
great headline because it tells you everything you need to know.
You don't need to read anymore now I know that
a cleaner has found twenty grand I wan't to know
(03:02):
where it was though, Okay, it was in a chair.
So she was cleaning some chairs that were in storage
at somebody else's house. It wasn't she wasn't cleaning their
own house. And while she was cleaning it, she found
something lumpy. She was cleaning the house and these particular
chairs with their stepdaughter and she says she found something felt,
something felt about lumpy, and they were having a bit
(03:23):
of a joke, her in her stepdaughter, because they love
a laugh at work. These two mad bastard. Yeah, one
of them says to the other one chair, wouldn't it
be good if it was cash? And the other one
cracked up because I mean, that's the kind of stuff
that these guys get up to. And anyway, they go
into the bag and lo and behold if it's not
full of twenty thousand dollars in cash, cash, cash, and
a note inside it saying that it was checked in
(03:45):
two thousand and one. Now, the chairs were owned by
an elderly lady who had since died. The furniture passed
down to the kids. The kids had no idea that
it even existed. So this old bird there was hiding
the inheritance, oh care from her doors. Shock and behavior.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But then there becomes a bit of a conundrum. You
as a cleaner, what do you do? These chairs have
been stroyed for a long period of time. Do you
keep the cash? Do you keep the cash or do
you own it? Because as they said themselves, they were worried,
maybe we're under surveillance, maybe we're on camera, maybe this
is a setup. So I'm just wondering from you guys,
(04:24):
what would you do?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
What would Hoy Jay do?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Unquishably. I would keep it, yeah, predict without e he
concerns it all. I'd stash it and my Dilli draw
and Jess, you know, enjoy twenty thousand dollars cash. I
wouldn't tell anyone. It would all be mine and no
(04:56):
one would be any the wise.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yes, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What would Keesy do?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'm there cleaning with my daughter. I want to set
a good example and teach her that stealing is not Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's true though, there's a witness, Jace. We'll get to
the back end of Keyzy here.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I love getting the back end of you, Keyzy.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
So I would take the stash of cash with my
daughter to the people who own the chairs, let them
know what has happened, and say, hey, we're totally owning
up to this. We found five thousand dollars in this
chair and it's all yours.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's right, okay, one thousand. That's quite good.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Just to put into perspective, there was a witness, Yeah,
I give her five k and tell it, tell it
a shut it. God.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I like your style, both of you. What I would do?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
What would it make you do?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Because this is your stepdaughter? Guess no, one's going to
notice that she goes missing me. So you take the
twenty ground out and then you stuff the step dorder
into the chair, right because nobody knows it's about the
twenty grand. It's a great hiding place. So now nobody's
going to know that the step daughter's in there. You're
the cleaner. You're the only one that ever goes down there,
(06:13):
twenty grand in your pocket. No witnesses. Happy days, Mike.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, I like your thinking on that.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That is genius. Yes, thanks you Dels.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
What would you do new zealing three four eight three?
Be honest, because I'm being honest, I'd keep the bastard.
He's phone fighters.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
She had. They're on the radio Holdarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon the time for twenty three.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
A lot of people texting through whether or not they
would have admitted to finding twenty thousand dollars inside a cheer.
Everyone that has texted on three four eight three is
a liar and a Cheatah yeah, No one has text
through saying that they would give it back to the
right fulow.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Just on the though kesy, who are they lying to?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Were the owners?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Were they withholding information the owners?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Assome? Have you found twenty thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
That's lying intentionally and then stealing.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Look, it's tricky, isn't it. You know what's really sad
about all of this as we forget that an old
woman has died. Yeah yeah, but she has left that
twenty thousand dollars in that chair. And what have those
ungrateful kids done with it that have inherited it? They've
stuck that cheer in storage. So they don't give a.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Damn exactly, but they about Nana Keasy.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
They don't deserve the twenty thousand dollars. In my eyes,
do not.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Bring Nanakeesy into this, all right? She was a saint, yes,
to be fair, if that cheer was big enough to
sort of hide twenty grand in probably quite ugly, probably really.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, you know, I eat just on this by the Wayfard,
I don't know if you guys do that as well.
I mean I hide money around the place for emergencies.
Oh yeah, you know what I mean. I've got money
in places.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You would not believe, the old money box, the.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Because I don't want you know, because we have duel
counts obviously, or what are they called. You're good with
You're good with the count skeez it, join a council
over the place.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I don't like other people spending my money. No, so
I'll often get out ten k dog squad money and
just put it, you know, in a little envelope there,
and stash it somewhere around the place, around your house,
around my house here.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Back in the day, I used to carry my cash
around in my shoes. You stuff cash into my shoe,
your purple Doc Martins. No, I didn't have purple Doc Martins.
That was yours. I had the cherry red, Oh, the
cherry red. But I put them in there because I
go out drinking. Kesy, I go out of drinking, and
you'd think I'm forgetful when I'm a sober. You should
(08:43):
see me when I've been a drinking. So I couldn't
trust myself with a wallet. So my shoes, my shoes
now they were my wallet. So I'd stuff my cash
and there. I'd go up to the bar and I'll
say I'll have a jug of this beer or that beer,
and they'd say five bucks, and I'd take my shoe off,
and I'd reach and the toe of my shoe and
I get out twenty bucks and I give that to
them and they give me fifteen bucks back. I put
(09:04):
that into my shoe and I'll put my shoe back.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, you were you walk off without your just imagine.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I was just having pictures of a steamed Moji later
in the night trying to get his shoe.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Off, absolutely waking as well. By the way, cool, here's
a disgusting cover and Toji, either one or you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, but you know it is just for emergencies though,
you know what I mean. I'm not like easy. I
don't have lots of accounts for different things because you know,
I don't trust the interweb stuff like that. So I
like to get out big clumps and then just deposited
around the place.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Do you know where everything? Have you kept like a
track record of where everything's buried?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Because you know your house, you know, surely you've got
a treasure I've got a treasure map, Yeah, definitely, I've
got one of those.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
And my dilly draw a treasure map.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, like a pirate sold long Honker.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It excess there on the radio. Hold archy big show
this Tuesday afternoon. But right now it's time for the
PGG Rights and Big Show, Big Yarn.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
That's right, Jays. The way you threw to it, there
have got a sting.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Thought sting.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
We don't have a sting, But the way he threw
to it, I thought, yeah, he thought we had a sting.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I thought we did.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, So I'm sort of panicked and played some random music.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
We always hear this one.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
This is perfect, this is good music, This is good
big yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I think it's got a bit of country calendar about it.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Does.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Hey, Mike, We've teamed up with PGG Rights and for
the Big Show, Big Yarn to celebrate the hard working
farmers that keep this country going back to be in
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Win a PGG Writes and prize pack and one hundred
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(10:55):
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Speaker 5 (11:08):
Life get a keysy? How are we good?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Man?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Bloody good?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What do you do for a cross James, Sell machinery
into the Bay of plenty.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh yeah, backbone, that's easy. That's easy work, though, brother.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Just call them up sell it done.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You can get your commission, beautiful bone, James, what is
your big yarn mate?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
A couple of years back, my brother ran over a
boss mess with a corn bike and he had to
go to hospital with b or in section or whatever
it's called. The same at the same time, I accidentally
jumped into a swimming pool and hit my head and
cause to need stitches, and both my parents ran off
(11:52):
to save him, to go to his aid, and the
only person that could be bothered to come to save
me was my step mum. So in around about way,
it was just a terrible way to find out I
wasn't the favorite.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
And you've harbored that resentment ever since, having you, James, A.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Little, a little chip on my shoulder, I kept it there.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I love it, James. Well, the good the bad news
is your parents don't love you. But the good news
is if won one hundred dollars in the PGG writes
and price pack.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Brother for it perfect.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
How good good on you, James, thanks for calling mate.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I'll tell you what there is. Shock of the old bee, wasps,
wasp nests, et cetera. E ce to one of my
girls when she was just a littly smacked the wasp
nest with a stick, thinking it would be a good
thing to do. Yeah, thousands of the barstard's just a
cloud around it. And she had very long hair down
to her waist. Yeah, just thousands of wasps stuck in
(12:48):
her hair, and my wife and I trying to yank
them out with our bare fingers.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
But exactly the same time your dog rued taking a
dump on your duvot, so you went to change their day.
I did.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Backbone. You're good bass man from Rural Living to Christmas
giving PGG rights and has it covered shop online at
stored or PGG rights in dot cot.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
On in is it And in the meantime he's some
Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Tune in on radio Ben Harper there on the radio,
Hold Donkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time it's
four forty four. Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Last night I watched another episode of Down Symmetry Roy,
which I swear I wouldn't I swear I wouldn't talk
about until it was all over. But here we are,
and it's the one with Emma Thompson. A kid has
gone missing and neighbor tries to find out what has happened,
sort of peers up with Emma Thompson, who's a private detective,
and things are not looking good. There's a government cover up,
(14:02):
fellas you. Government cover up sort of lost its way.
Last night, I got about forty minutes into it, thirty
five minutes into it, and I said, I'm going to
be Yeah, I'm going to be you know, just one
of those.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
That's something my granddad used to do. My path.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You know what I've heard enough.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
For you, keasy, it's a deliberate darling. Let's stop it
here and rejoin it tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I don't know. I don't So basically what happens is
an it'll go to an air yeah, and then I
look at the phone or watch there and it'll be
like nine to thirty yeah, and I'll be like you're
going to bed.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Soon or k I would you have enough time to
keep watching? You go to bed? Yeah, she'll go to bed.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
She starts early in the morning and I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Anyway, It's fine. I'll let you know what it's like
when it's finished.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I started watching. My wife and I started watching started
watching a show called Bodies.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Ah yeah, now we're talking now we here.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
It's got seven point three out of ten on IMDb?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Do they do ten buzsies on IMDb?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
And eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Four detectives in four different time periods of London find
themselves investigating the same murder.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
That's a cool idea.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You're joking. I'm not joking. The first three guys didn't
solve it or checks. Is it Jack the Ripper?
Speaker 6 (15:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Is it an exist Is it a true crime?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Okay, I don't think. I don't believe. So now my
wife and I and I haven't very unusual for us.
We gave it an whole episode. We weren't convinced right,
and we went I, we'll watch another bit of the
next episode. So we watch about maybe a third of
the next episode, and then I said, this is pretty stupid, really,
(15:51):
and she went, yeah, it is and.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I went that the hell with this?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I'm yeah, what was it called Bodies Bodies?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
And what was it on Netflix?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
And how many buzzies?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Two point sex couple.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Doing half busies? Not bad? Last night I watched and
You'll Love This on TVNZ plus The Chase in Z.
The Chase in Zi Paul Henry four episodes. I believe
it was sixteen contestants who had to pay their own way.
It was filmed in Australia, Australia, so they had to
(16:32):
pay to fly over there and then for accommodation and
they appeared on the show. And the episode I watched
they did not win the money, Yes, in their face,
but they got to go up against the governess. Oh
but I was just like four episodes, that's all we
did of the Chase in Zi. They did, there was
only sixteen contestants. I was reading an article about it.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I remember the outrage about the people having to fly
themselves over and pay for accommodation. It was like, excuse me,
I'm sorry, and why is it in Australia?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Why was that because they were filming the Aussie Chase
over there? They would have used the same seat, and
they would use the same seat. We'll just do in
New Zealand. One. We'll fly Paul Henry over get those.
We'll pay for his flights. Yeah yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Did you think of it?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
How many buzzies? Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I like Bradley welsh Man cool and so as your
name Bradley welsh in the UK and he's the man.
I give this one. I don't know, three two point
nine busies out.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Of almost the recommend but not quite. Yeah, it's just
the chase not as good. Yeah, it's like the chase,
but not as good. You got it? Will do you
watch that man?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Team ins in plus? Thanks Mike plus?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
And what is it?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
The chase?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
In the chase ins here? That's great, good stuff. Guzy
two point nine a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Faith no more the Hiarchy Big Show was Chase, Mike
and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Tune in on Radio Blink one A two there on
the radio hod Ankee Big Show this Tuesday evening coming up,
have to fire a cup. We've got comedian McElroy. What's
his first game? Alan McElroy, God, I'm terrible. Also, Kesey
had a terrible accident today and he's got all this gicky,
(18:12):
sticky gunk and is here and he just doesn't know
what to do about it, so he needs our advice. Yeah,
you did. It looks gross. I can see. Yeah, it's
really compy.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
If you could picture it. It's like a teaspoon of
sticky white sort of grossness that I didn't notice until
like an hour later. It's tree sap. It's tree sap.
So we'll touch on that after five, not now, obviously,
because plus we decide what are we doing. What's on
the line for tomorrow's game against Brickey, the golf game
(18:47):
they've proposed we do their final ever shift of the
year if we lose, and vice versa. When you decided
we're actually going to take that bet.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Or not, lot's going on, Feelers, feel.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
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Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't know why I love them so much, but
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Speaker 4 (19:35):
Man, oh yeah, here we go.
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Yum.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Speaking of great food, keep those tecks coming in for
What's on the Dinner with Me?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Ke Gee? Why they're not doing that for another hour?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, we want yeah, we want the good ones. We're
thinking about doing a whole hour and what's on the
Dinner with Me?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Key, an hour of me reading out what people are
having for tea.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yes, so good.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
That's what's annoying, right because we've had a few other cool,
crazy topics, wacky topics going on on the show, and
people are texting it. But then I keep getting text
of like hey, ecuzy, I'm having meat balls for dinner.
It's really like mixing things up.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah I love that.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, I love mixing it up. Speaking of mixing it up,
Keyesy's got some sticky white gunkinners here and he needs
some advice about what to mix up to get rid
of that. In the meantime, is rage against a machine?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
It's a tree sap. There's a tune mother, you like that.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason Mike and Keyzy tune
in four on radio.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Hold a wheeze there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
This Tuesday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past five o'clock
fell as.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I was in the backyard today, head the latter out
and have got this little hand saw. It's a manual
hand saw. Yeah, I gotta get a chainsaw, man. I
think I'm gonnask for one for Christmas from Father Chris.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You can borrow mine if you want.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Really, I bet it doesn't run, not presently. But I
was cutting a heck of a lot of branches off,
made a big green pile. I'm gonna get rid of
that over the weekend there, and then went inside, had
a shower, and when I came out, looked in the
mirror there to do my hair, my hair, and I
was like, oh, what the hell is that? And I
looked in my hair and there was just this big
(21:23):
sort of white it's probably like a tear, like a
tablespoons worth of sort of white, sticky, gelatinous goop that
had sort of that had sort of landed just above
my forehead and that sort of middle part portion of
my hair there, and I felt it and it was
(21:44):
it was hard and gross because it had just dried
there and I couldn't. I tried washing it, and you know,
you might notice my hair is quite fluffy today. I tried.
I washed my hair like three or four times, and
I ran a little comb through it and I could
not get it out. I'm just wondering, like, what do
you do? How do you get So.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's where it landed after a shower.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
No, it wasn't after my shower. I clearly landed there
and then I had a shower. You had a shower
on you, and then I because I've tried to stop
washing my hair as often as you guys told me.
You're not still with it though, you know, I ran, Yeah,
I was under the hot water, and then when I
looked in the mirror, it was still just a big
splodge of just tree sap.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Something about Keysy, isn't it? Yeah, something about he's got
tree sap in his hair? Is that what you call it?
That's quite a good name from I've never heard it
called tree. It's good because it goes under the radar.
But when you think about it makes complete sense.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Set that's a subversive way of talking about it. You're
a sick bastard, but it's a good one. What do
you mean?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, I mean, can you tell me how to get
the tree sap out of my hair? Please?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Real number oneers don't get tree sap? And yeah, I
to call it tree sap?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, and I'm just trying. So were you lying down?
Had it been a while?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I don't know what you mede? What had been a
while because the trees I was trimming when we first
moved into the house, they definitely didn't have that, like
that much foliage, you know. So you were trimming some trees,
trees and a couple of bush and bush.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, and it had been a while. It landed in
your he about six years.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
So I cut off one of the up, the higher
up branches early, and then while I was sort of
servicing the lower part of it, obviously some tree sap
came out of the area where i'd cut above me, yeah,
and landed on my head.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Well, I'll tell you what works of god damn treating.
We've everyone come through here on three for it through
break cleaner.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
I'm not putting brake cleaner in my head. I've got something.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Well, either, you want the sap out of you don't.
The other thing is just just normal motor oil. Yeah,
I've got that as well. I've got motor oil. Yeah, yeah,
that stuff works golden.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
But how about this, because you were saying when you
were a young feller you used to get kiddies and
the old mytholated spirits, because it sounds like it was
a big gallop.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Of tree sap. I do have myth lated spirits.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I could put some of them in my hand, Yes, Kezy,
tree Sap.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Jason, stop saying it like that, all right. It was
like the way you're doing it with the you know,
the bloody inverted commas, inverted commas things going on. It
was tree Sap, alright.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I know.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I checked, and it had been a long time. Yes,
it had been a long time since I trimmed that
particular tree. Yes, one hundred percent was tree Sap.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Right, of course it was, yeah, okay, tree Sap.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It was definitely tree Sep.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Tree.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
No, it was tree.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Stop saying it slowly, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Would actually big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days a four on Radio Darchy.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
You're there on the Radio Hodarchy. Big show this Tuesday evening.
The time is five twenty five. Now it's big day
tomorrow for the Fellers, the Breakfast Show and the Big Show,
the Big Golf Tawny.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
That's right, it's the Huducky Swingers Club November. Addition, we're
heading to wind Ross Farm golf Course which is in
South Aukland. There we've got a couple of listeners playing
with Team Big Show, a couple of listeners playing with
Team Brickey, all in support of November, and the Breakfast
team are really trying to have something on the line
for this matchup. We've taken them on at golf about
a year ago. I've played a lot of golf since then,
(25:38):
gotten a lot better. I had a shocker, I let
the team down, we lost, and then Jace, you and
I both took the Breakfast team out for a delicious
steak meal and it cost us a fortune.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Remember that, yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
And then midway through the year, mug I don't know
if you remember this, but we did a four by
one hundred of relay race. That's right, I blew my quad.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
That's right. You were riding Jason and Pegson trying to
get us to train make sure we didn't break down.
Et cetera, et cetera. I got I got a secumongous
lead in the first one hundred talk out ruder by
about forty meters. Hand the bend to you and you
strained your quad muscle and cost us the race. And
we had to do two shows on a day. We
(26:19):
had to do the breakfast show and the Drive show
on one day, that's right.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
And it was the day after the Radio Awards, and
I had lately two or three hours sleep.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
It was a very funny breakfast show because we were
so out of it. But the issue is I have
now let us down in two challenges. I am not
prepared to wager because what they have put forward is
the same again, the same again, except for the very
last show.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Of the year. That's right.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
So on the last day of the year, which will
be a Friday, which.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Will be a Friday, the Lewser would have to do
both a breakfast show and the Drive show, and the
other team obviously would get the day off an extra holiday.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
One thing I will note is they are the cocker hoop.
They are. They are very cocker hoop, and you'll recall.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
They hold you in such lower lower steve of.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Course in that last golf tourney we had, we were
even after five holes and then keasy shot to.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Be See, this is why I can't and so this
is why I can't do it again.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
And and and the problem is because you get you,
you get nervy keys in. I mean, who cares really,
you know what I mean? I mean when you.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Choke, You're a massive choker, and you've proven it time
and time again. But I think you're looking at this
the wrong way. You're looking at this as an opportunity
to lose, when you should be looking at as an
opportunity to win. This is an opportunity for redemption. This
is an opportunity to end the year as a goddamn
winner when we've been losers from start to finish. You
(27:51):
are never going to get on top if you don't
start the race, mate, if you don't start the climb,
and you're going to let those two scumbags collingjus for something.
And we're too big a cowards to even accept the challenge. Well,
that's the biggest loss of all, my friend, the refusal
to even take part in a competition. And I will
not have it.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, fair call Magie, Now listen fair call. All right.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Now, obviously I can't affect the result one way or
the other because I'm not playing it. So the two
of you versus the two of them, and I am
more than happy to put my faith in the two
of you.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I want to back us. Here's my proposal. Not the
last day of the year, the last week.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
So for an entire week. If we lose, I have
to do ten I have to get up to breakfast,
and you guys and they do drivers.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They be correct you there easy, we need to and no,
we don't have to.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
We get to, we get to, or maybe we don't,
which imagine that we finished the year a week early.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Money. I was very close to agreeing to doing it, yeah, moggie,
and you did your speech, and then the crowd erupted
into and then Chase, you've just thrown me right. I
could not handle the appreciative. That absolutely absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
If there, we'll go with the Friday. I think the
Friday is a good middle ground. Jace, I'm in Yeah,
Oh god, I'm going so stoke. Pugs Is he's thrilled
about it.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Because he's gonna have to come in as well.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Looking, I tell you what, if we do have to
come in. We're allowed to drink all day.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Okay, okay responsibly. Up next comedian Alan McElroy.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
The Whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in on radio.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
You've are clear there on the radio Hot Archy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. A special treat comedian Alan McElroy
in the studio with that's all in your mad bastard,
how's life good?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Good?
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Your mind bastard is freddy good?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
How about yours? Yeah? I see you brought your dog
and what do you think? This is a buddy petting zoo?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Yeah it is? Yeah, and you gotta pay me candleus
watching them?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
He's a dog.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Can you tell me what kind of a dog this
one is?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
He's a rescue dog.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
You're a rescue dog?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
They reckon, he's a shar pay master.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
I've seen him last week with not a dog. But
he's he's a good boy.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
He's running a radio. Yeah yeah, I love that. And
a dog. Yeah, he's got his lipstick and he's got
a missive balls. Say that on a dog.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Sometimes, you know what I mean? Sometimes you have to
tickle them behind the ears.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Is he is he your sort of emotional support dog
or anything like that, kind of dogs in general. That
for everyone. I think, you know what I'm saying, very needy.
You know, he's lovely.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
So you just wanted to come because he wanted to
come with me today and bring him on stage sometimes
and he and he hecks bad comedians, which is very funny.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Yeah right when he's he's.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I love that color.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Yeah, well we die them, you know, it's not natural.
He's usually blonde. His name is because he had a
lot of wrinkles as a puppy. His name is Gordon Ramsey, right, yes, yeah, yeah,
So what's been going on mate?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
What have you been actually just doing gigs and.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Stuff, doing gigs and stuff. Man started doing cruise ships,
which isn't.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah everywhere.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
I don't know where these places are. I never heard
New Caledonia.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Been to Caledonia, New Mayor? Yeah yet?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Risbon Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Jason, I mean a few
of your friends of comedians, I've done the cruise ships
sort of tours.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Before you say, how long are you on the ship
for Ellen, about three or four days. Just it's the
easiest gig.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
And do you do a show every night?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Sometimes you have two days off where you have to
go to like Pacific Islands and sit and have a beer. Horrible, horrible, man, horrible,
but you have to do I have to do two
a half hour or eighteen shows twice and then one
PG show kids show. So the first one I did,
I swear a lot on stage.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Doty story.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
I'm a shocking bastard, right, and I tell all the
filthy stories. And I kept on going, Oh man, I
got a kid show to do on Sunday. You got
a kids show to do on Sunday. And the show
and the Sunday show that the line was the length
of half the bowl, all these people with their kids.
If I could get away with not swearing for half
an hour? And I swore twice, but they didn't understand me.
And then I got to the end of it and
(32:27):
I was delighted, and I went straight to the bar
to get a wine, and a little ussy seven year
old girl came up and I don't know if I
can swear. Okay, she came up and goes, that was
fucking hilarious, Mike.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
These are uzzy kids. They differently, you know. It was insane.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
It was insane.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I tell you what. My kids these days, I have
potty mells, you know what I mean? You know some
of the school yard chip is disgusting, Maggie near them.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
You shouldn't be in the school.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Give the day the day when I pick up my kids,
you know, and a shss the language from these years
or you know, just outside of deary or something like that,
just groups of way.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Would you do you think it's our fault for saying
mad basket all the time on the radio? Yeah, because
right that's probably a bad words.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I tell you what we're going to do. We're going
to go to a tune and then we're going to
come back because you've got a.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Very special show coming, very special.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
It's very special, Alan, it is incredibly special. It's the
best Christmas comedy show of all time.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
On Earth, not Mars.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Do you like Queens of the Stone Age, Allen Love
the Mondays.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in on radio.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Indeed the Queens of the Stone agd on the radio.
Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday evening. We have comedian
Alan McElroy in the studio and he's got a massive
geek coming up, doesn't he?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Keazy certainly does. Jason gig Huge Biggs and the Bars
is the best Christmas comedy show on Earth, celebrating an
incredible year of or comedy with a special advent calendar
themed show. Heaps of big names, ray O Leary, Courtney Dawson,
James Musterapeick Lily Catastrophe, Henry Yarn Janey, Henry Paul Williams,
Brittany stant and of course Ellen McElroy, who has been
(34:13):
described as an Irish comedy power has and.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Also as comedy is answer to Connor McGregor. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
you'll do Norton.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
You did walk in here just like he walks.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Well, that's how we all walk. It's Warbley Adams, your eyeballs,
and cocaine.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Is common.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Elm not just on cocaine. This is a fundraiser for
the New Zealand Comedy Trust. All proceeds support development pathways
for insid comedians. Donations can be made through the Insied
Comedy Trust website. Ellen, what do you do for a
Christmas comedy show? Do you tailor it to Christmas?
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Yeah, I've got a story of my dars stealing stuff
for us for a present. At the time we had
to get my mother eyebrows for Christmas and a diehard
Christmas song, motherfucker, and uh and I love singing it
and I can't wait to do it on the big stage.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Bloody ripper. And so because obviously, as do you know
if this is an R A ten event, who cares?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Exactly, because that's Christmas?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Can I just clarify that that's did you say raising
fans for the New Zealand Comedy Trust. Yes, that sounds
like a bloody off. It sounds like, yeah, well exactly,
they're going to have this massive comedy Trust filled with
millions and millions of dollars trillion, and you guys will
(35:44):
never see it, but you'll be raising funds for it though.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
And I like raising stuff, but it's a I want money.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, yeah, surely you're not doing it for free.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
You know I'm going to get exactly because you do
charity gigs sometimes and I did weeks ago. You did
the Variety Artist.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Did you ever get involved with that? We've done Variety before.
That's a love heart with the top head on it.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah, I'll tell you this is mental, Thanks very much.
I had to sit with a table full of magicians,
and one of them we went to the bar and
he had his FOS machine f POS card glued between
playing cards, so we'd walk up and go whoah. But
the f POS machine timed out because there was a
cardboard and stopping, and in the end he goes, I'll
(36:31):
just pay cash.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
By the way, if you wanted to come along to
this Christmas comedy show on Earth. It is hosted by
Chris Parker, and the date is this coming Friday the
twenty eighth at seven pm Sky this Friday.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, not this Friday Friday. Are you going to be there? Yeah,
we'll see here we go. Yeah, nice.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Hi, Well Ellen, good on you mate, Thanks and good
on you and all the bits with that gig. Hopefully
they pay you fortune. Yeah they won't, of course you won't.
They'll say it's with the trust. Yeah yeah, And what
kind of bastard tries to take money off of trust's
proper bastard.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
Exactly, proper bastard bastard.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah we go.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Thank you so much, Ellen McElroy, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy News.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's Tuesday evening
now there's plenty coming up after six o'clock, including a
real revelation that's happened in my in my home fellas
regarding my wife. Oh yes, so we'll be chatting about
that also, of course it's a Tuesday. Yeah, So what's
on the dinner with me? Keysy?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Have you got any me to talk about it?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
The thing is you undersell it me and you don't
know how good you've got it? All right? How good
I've got? Well, how good you've got that? You've shaped
that content that we get to do only a couple
of times a week. It's a goddamn shame. But I
think Jason and I love it so much, and I
think it comes across whereas you sort of a fleck
to go.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, text about people what they're having for dinner?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, and you guys talking about.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
How are you coming up after six? What's on the
dinner with me? Keysy? What are you having for dinner?
In New Zealand? Text us three four eight three and
you could win a fifty dollars reburg about you.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
The Hold I Keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I can welcome back in Massive Backbones. I hope your
Tuesday night's going along very pleasantly. You're listening to the
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Speaker 4 (38:34):
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Speaker 2 (38:45):
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Speaker 7 (38:47):
Soon a Ray, it's rebig It's just a I can't
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The brig is yeah, well have you tried the fries.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Is pretty good? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah quite yea God, so it sounds like you got
it in the end day.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Sorry for him still though, Yeah, it's really sad it is.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I said, when what did I have on my face? Keazy?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I don't know? White stuff?
Speaker 4 (39:28):
White stuff? Really it's gone now though, Man, it's gone though, Man,
why are you't know weird about it?
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I'm not getting weird and I'm just making the point.
You were just saying, what are you doing that?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
It was what that I'm one of those guys. If
one of my mates has got something on their face,
for example, Mike, who has chips on his face every day,
that's true. A pig. I always I always just go, hey,
break got some just because I'd rather that than the
round all day.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Well, you've got that massive white glob of tree set
in your here, and I wouldn't have seen any thing,
but you're the one that brought it up. I mean,
it's grossing me out, to be honest, I'm.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Sorry I pointed out the white crumb or whatever the
hell it was on your face. I just want you
to look great, you know.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I just want you to be good.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
There's a bit bloody out there when you're telling me
I've got something on my face and you've got a
big glob of tree. God, Hey, coming up nixt what's
on the tea with me? Dinner?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
What what's.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
With me?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Dinner?
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Text us three for eight three? What are you having
for dinner?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Zeland?
Speaker 4 (40:39):
You've got a fifty dollars Reburg about you? Sorry about Jason.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Here's Metallica The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
David Bowie there on the radio, Holdarkey Big Show this
Tuesday night, and this is one of my favorite parts
of the week. Tuesday Night with old Keizy and what's
on the dinner?
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Oh yeah, hey, guys. Text here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Watch on the Tea with Me dinner?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Good work mate.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
I tell you, man, I'm this close with Pugs.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
I think.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
I am this close.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
I would have pushed, mate, because I think he's walking
out the door. And also they've seen Pegs smile for
a month. Also, am I right?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Yeah, you're the one that said it was called What's
on the tea with Me Dinner?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
So he's just taken that and put it in a
wacky radio steak.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Yes he did, didn't he he did?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yes, he did, didn't he? Well, let's not let this
take away from this amazing segment.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Than you.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Get a lads, Greg here from the b Op.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Greg Alexander from the Penrith Panthers, Greg Preble, Greg Prebble,
the im prem Nator.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
I'm fascinated to know what he's having for tea.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Pres Afternoon hosts Banana Fruit and at Herbal Tea. That's
at three pm every day, guys, don't be stupid, that's
what he has at three every day. Good lads. Greg
Preble here from the BOP. The missus is cooking up
a beautiful beef and venison lasagna.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Cheers. That's good eating, right there. Beef and venison. It's
a common mix, jakes, a common mix of meat. There.
I would eat that, I'd I would have it with
a mash and probably a couple of greens. I'd probably
go with just beans and broccoli and the just what we.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Do mostly with a lasagna is a salad, a green
salad with a bit of avocado, some cherry demarties, that
sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
You're absolutely right time of year.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Yes, I would just have a heap of broccoli on
the side and no potatoes or anything. I just just
a shiteload of lasagna and a crapload of broccoli to
make me feel better.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Good.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Ay there, Fellers Dion.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Here, Dion Nash, former New Zealand cricketer Gungan Selene is Celene,
Dion is it the Celene? It's de on Selene yet
a fellows, Dion Selene Here? We are have raw yellowfin
tuna with a bit of Sawyer sauce. Cheers down, Selene.
(43:21):
Yeah that sounds good, really Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Well, I'd like a bit of with savvly with that,
maybe you don't mind, and even a little it's a
little side dish of ginger.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Well, it's not it's not. I disagree on the ginger,
but it's not an entire meal. You can't just eat
raw fish would be at least it's just a snack.
That's insane. You can't just serve that well.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
I mean they might have caught the tuna and there's craploads.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
In it even still, do you know what I mean?
That needs to be worth something, a rice or something.
Just give me something, keysy, is that it? Delene Celon?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
What about some what about some broccoli?
Speaker 7 (43:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
They could be good. Yeah, that sounds like a nice
garden salad. But it's the time of year, remember.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Tunic.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh you're an animal?
Speaker 4 (44:07):
How about this one, fellas, get a your pack of sickos?
Dean here?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh, Dean Martin, Dean Longigan. It's Dean Martin, crooner, crooner, yeah,
singer and actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's it go on
your pack of circos? Dean Martin here, singer and actor.
I feel very lucky to be enjoying a yummy.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Hot hungey from the Far North Ka tire. I might
go back for seconds. It's that good. Cheers, failers, that's
from Dean Martin.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
How good I hung?
Speaker 6 (44:38):
It is?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Bloody good. I've had a few shockers in my time,
but yeah, hung you down well is bloody good eating.
And of course you've got to go back for seconds. Man,
you don't have just one helping of honey. I agree
with that.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
What's your view on Hangey's Jase? Just before you answer?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Racism Alert? Racism Alert?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
There the chill out on your Tuesday night, Fellers. So
an extraordinary thing has happened in my life. As I
was talking about earlier in the show, I'm going to
be moving out of my house right And we've lived
in this house, as I was saying, for over twenty
five years.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Well, it's a long time, it is.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
That's a quarter of a century almost.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
As it flown by, Yes it has.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
It really has flown by. I've almost been there for
eight years and it feels like I've been there for
three years.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
In fact, when my wife said that the other day,
I was like, you're jakin, you're kidding, You're kidding me.
But here's the thing. As you know, I've got a
mammoth sprawling property.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
It's huge state. It's in the state, Yes, I think
it's probably are you saying it's in a state, That's
what I was saying. But I guess it is a state,
an an a state as well, it isn't.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
I consider it my estate, huge back lawn, lots of vegetation,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. For over twenty five years,
my wife has said to me, I hate gardening. I
should let you know. And I said, that's okay, old hoodie.
Jay's a bit of a green finger.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
It's green thumber, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Oh yeah, well that'll be why I'm not being which
I'm not. You know, I can grow the odd tomatoes
that I can go and fart on during the summer,
but that's about my way. So she's pretty overgrown. So
here we are now right, going, okay, we're going to
move out. Let's just tidy the place up a bit,
get it looking presentable. And so my wife starts gardening
(46:31):
and she's done the most extraordinary work at the front
of our house, right and it looks unbelievably good. It
makes our house look like a completely different house. And
I was saying to her, that's amazing, baby, how are
you finding that? She said, you know what, I'm actually
really enjoying it, right, I'm actually really enjoying gardening. Who knew?
(46:53):
And it's like good one. We've been waiting for twenty
five years for that to come out, and now that
we're moving, you discover your green finger.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
So after twenty five years you're growing a part. It's sad,
isn't it. It's unbelievable thing after all this time you
know each other and then she starts doing this thing
which is weird, yes, and unlikable because.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
You're moving to an apartment right, Yes, she probably won't
want to go now because she wants to guard it.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
Well.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
This is the other thing, you know, which we talked
about last week. I think it was you know, I
don't want to have a situation where the place is
looking so good that we don't want to move again,
you know what I mean. And it's in that say,
we've got all these things fixed up and patched up,
new decks, it's looking shit hot. Yeah, and my concern
as my wife is going to go. I don't want
to move now, and plus I love gardening. You're right,
(47:41):
can you get me some horsemen?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
You well, I mean, if you guys stay it's going
to be back to an absolute hovel within the space
of a month. When you say it's only because you're
leaving that it looks good, you stay, you're going to
ruin it again. Yeah, you've proven that already.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Fair You can't be trusted with that house.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah, fair point.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
It's been at a reen today and someone else is
probably okay, good, But I just couldn't believe it after
all this time, and now she discovers her green fingers.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
The whole aching Big Show with j Mike and Key
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Well, there you go, you made bastards. That's a big
show down and dusted for your Tuesday night. The podcast
out Troe today. We had to put a disclaimer on
it because it wasn't actually filthy, but it did talk
about topics that were, you know, for young kids, probably
a bit confrontation suitable for young.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Suitable Pugs has actually got the disclaimer for us to play,
just that people can be aware of it before they
choose to listen to their podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
You Hi there or you podcast listeners just want to
put a little disclaimer at the front of this podcast,
not suitable for children.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
There's a lot of we.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
Talk, there's a few topics touched on. There a lot
of interesting facts I think you'll find. But there is
probably just a little disclaim that needs to be had.
It should we be taking the purse, you know, during
a disclaimer like that.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
No, I think that's fine.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
No, I think that's totally legit. Kezy, What are you
doing tonight, Maggie.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Great question, mate, I'm not entirely sure. It feels like
it might be a nice evening for a stroll or something.
My bike, my bike's in the shop today, so i'll
get there back tomorrow. They're getting service, it's getting serviced,
a freshly serviced bicycle. It's going to be all serviced, etcetera, etcetera.
So I'm looking forward to that. But I feel like
I need to do some kind of exercise, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Hey Kesey, you were texting your wife a little earlier
for what's on the dinner with Kesey's wife. What are
you having? Man?
Speaker 4 (49:54):
Yeah, it's a little sigment. I like to play with her.
She said, some chicken, lemon grass thing. But I don't
know if I'll get around to cooking it.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
You might have to do it.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
She's got squashed night and then they're going out for
squash drinks.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
So had the gate it is he is a real imusion,
single night and Tuesdays it is Mondays and Tuesdays she
is busy, has touch and then squashed.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
That is it.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
She's not having an a fear. We're not breaking up
all right?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Okay, okay? Do you think you clipped this off man?
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Though? And just when you know when it all happens.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
No, what are you doing, Jayson?
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Do you think she's maybe a little disgusted by the
tree sap and you're.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Here, I'll get her to help me get it out.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure she would know how.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
Well, my wife just texted me Ree wats for tea
and it's next level not happy? Yeah, sausages and stuffed
past her.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Do you want to know?
Speaker 4 (50:57):
Do you want to say?
Speaker 2 (50:58):
By it?
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Alright? Then by eight
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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yea yeam, yam, yeam.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I thought you said Pugs had done a new one.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I was working on it. Oh right down the lab there.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Tell you what I'd like to be working on. Mogi
Ustallion house life.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Going pretty grassy. You're mad dog, You're six on of me.
Just another beautiful day, man, Ye're not beat late spring
absolute rippruters. Hey, Philas did you know? On this day?
In eighteen sixty nine, the first ever rugby match was
played in New Zealand between Nelson Color students.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I did not know that. And funnily enough behind you
and you won't see this, Mogi, some fellows are chucking
the rugby ball to each other God, everything is coalescent, good,
a keazy hell's life.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's got really good fellows, Yes, really good. I love
the whole late spring thing because you know you've got
the entirety of summer still to come, beering down, still
absolutely bearing down.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
On bearing down on you, and still to car giving
it to you, absolutely just giving it to you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You are just taking that D all over the place.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Vitamin D.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What what's happening on the big show with Old Mogius?
Well as if it wasn't huge enough already, fellas, we've
got a massive show today. We're going to be doing
a little bit of What's on the Dinner with Meazy,
so flock us through what you're having on three four
(01:52):
eight three. It's just for what's on the Dinner with
Me keasy keezy Okay. Also, Keysy's had an issue at home.
He needs a bit of an old housewives help.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
There.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
He's got sapurers here, he's got satteners.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Here's some sap.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But next up we're going to be talking about some
cleaners who found twenty thousand dollars in cash, cash cash
in some lucky bastard's couch.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Jase, Yeah, mate, sounds good. I'm fine, by the way, Fellows,
thanks for asking.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Here's Dragon the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hodiky, Shan Fellaws, Allison Shane's there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four to eleven.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
This is breaking news, Salers. There's been a hell of
a story came out of Wellington. I'm going to read
you the headline. You ready, Yeah, I'm ready man, Wellington
clean has shocked twenty thousand dollars discovery. Wow. It's a
great headline because it tells you everything you need to know.
You don't need to read anymore now I know that
a cleaner has found twenty grand I wan't to know
(03:02):
where it was though, Okay, it was in a chair.
So she was cleaning some chairs that were in storage
at somebody else's house. It wasn't she wasn't cleaning their
own house. And while she was cleaning it, she found
something lumpy. She was cleaning the house and these particular
chairs with their stepdaughter and she says she found something felt,
something felt about lumpy, and they were having a bit
(03:23):
of a joke, her in her stepdaughter, because they love
a laugh at work. These two mad bastard. Yeah, one
of them says to the other one chair, wouldn't it
be good if it was cash? And the other one
cracked up because I mean, that's the kind of stuff
that these guys get up to. And anyway, they go
into the bag and lo and behold if it's not
full of twenty thousand dollars in cash, cash, cash, and
a note inside it saying that it was checked in
(03:45):
two thousand and one. Now, the chairs were owned by
an elderly lady who had since died. The furniture passed
down to the kids. The kids had no idea that
it even existed. So this old bird there was hiding
the inheritance, oh care from her doors. Shock and behavior.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But then there becomes a bit of a conundrum. You
as a cleaner, what do you do? These chairs have
been stroyed for a long period of time. Do you
keep the cash? Do you keep the cash or do
you own it? Because as they said themselves, they were worried,
maybe we're under surveillance, maybe we're on camera, maybe this
is a setup. So I'm just wondering from you guys,
(04:24):
what would you do?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
What would Hoy Jay do?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Unquishably. I would keep it, yeah, predict without e he
concerns it all. I'd stash it and my Dilli draw
and Jess, you know, enjoy twenty thousand dollars cash. I
wouldn't tell anyone. It would all be mine and no
(04:56):
one would be any the wise.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yes, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What would Keesy do?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'm there cleaning with my daughter. I want to set
a good example and teach her that stealing is not Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's true though, there's a witness, Jace. We'll get to
the back end of Keyzy here.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I love getting the back end of you, Keyzy.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
So I would take the stash of cash with my
daughter to the people who own the chairs, let them
know what has happened, and say, hey, we're totally owning
up to this. We found five thousand dollars in this
chair and it's all yours.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's right, okay, one thousand. That's quite good.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Just to put into perspective, there was a witness, Yeah,
I give her five k and tell it, tell it
a shut it. God.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I like your style, both of you. What I would do?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
What would it make you do?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Because this is your stepdaughter? Guess no, one's going to
notice that she goes missing me. So you take the
twenty ground out and then you stuff the step dorder
into the chair, right because nobody knows it's about the
twenty grand. It's a great hiding place. So now nobody's
going to know that the step daughter's in there. You're
the cleaner. You're the only one that ever goes down there,
(06:13):
twenty grand in your pocket. No witnesses. Happy days, Mike.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, I like your thinking on that.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That is genius. Yes, thanks you Dels.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
What would you do new zealing three four eight three?
Be honest, because I'm being honest, I'd keep the bastard.
He's phone fighters.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
She had. They're on the radio Holdarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon the time for twenty three.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
A lot of people texting through whether or not they
would have admitted to finding twenty thousand dollars inside a cheer.
Everyone that has texted on three four eight three is
a liar and a Cheatah yeah, No one has text
through saying that they would give it back to the
right fulow.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Just on the though kesy, who are they lying to?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Were the owners?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Were they withholding information the owners?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Assome? Have you found twenty thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
That's lying intentionally and then stealing.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Look, it's tricky, isn't it. You know what's really sad
about all of this as we forget that an old
woman has died. Yeah yeah, but she has left that
twenty thousand dollars in that chair. And what have those
ungrateful kids done with it that have inherited it? They've
stuck that cheer in storage. So they don't give a.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Damn exactly, but they about Nana Keasy.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
They don't deserve the twenty thousand dollars. In my eyes,
do not.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Bring Nanakeesy into this, all right? She was a saint, yes,
to be fair, if that cheer was big enough to
sort of hide twenty grand in probably quite ugly, probably really.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, you know, I eat just on this by the Wayfard,
I don't know if you guys do that as well.
I mean I hide money around the place for emergencies.
Oh yeah, you know what I mean. I've got money
in places.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You would not believe, the old money box, the.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Because I don't want you know, because we have duel
counts obviously, or what are they called. You're good with
You're good with the count skeez it, join a council
over the place.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I don't like other people spending my money. No, so
I'll often get out ten k dog squad money and
just put it, you know, in a little envelope there,
and stash it somewhere around the place, around your house,
around my house here.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Back in the day, I used to carry my cash
around in my shoes. You stuff cash into my shoe,
your purple Doc Martins. No, I didn't have purple Doc Martins.
That was yours. I had the cherry red, Oh, the
cherry red. But I put them in there because I
go out drinking. Kesy, I go out of drinking, and
you'd think I'm forgetful when I'm a sober. You should
(08:43):
see me when I've been a drinking. So I couldn't
trust myself with a wallet. So my shoes, my shoes
now they were my wallet. So I'd stuff my cash
and there. I'd go up to the bar and I'll
say I'll have a jug of this beer or that beer,
and they'd say five bucks, and I'd take my shoe off,
and I'd reach and the toe of my shoe and
I get out twenty bucks and I give that to
them and they give me fifteen bucks back. I put
(09:04):
that into my shoe and I'll put my shoe back.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, you were you walk off without your just imagine.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I was just having pictures of a steamed Moji later
in the night trying to get his shoe.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Off, absolutely waking as well. By the way, cool, here's
a disgusting cover and Toji, either one or you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, but you know it is just for emergencies though,
you know what I mean. I'm not like easy. I
don't have lots of accounts for different things because you know,
I don't trust the interweb stuff like that. So I
like to get out big clumps and then just deposited
around the place.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Do you know where everything? Have you kept like a
track record of where everything's buried?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Because you know your house, you know, surely you've got
a treasure I've got a treasure map, Yeah, definitely, I've
got one of those.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
And my dilly draw a treasure map.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, like a pirate sold long Honker.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It excess there on the radio. Hold archy big show
this Tuesday afternoon. But right now it's time for the
PGG Rights and Big Show, Big Yarn.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
That's right, Jays. The way you threw to it, there
have got a sting.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Thought sting.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
We don't have a sting, But the way he threw
to it, I thought, yeah, he thought we had a sting.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I thought we did.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, So I'm sort of panicked and played some random music.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
We always hear this one.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
This is perfect, this is good music, This is good
big yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I think it's got a bit of country calendar about it.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Does.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Hey, Mike, We've teamed up with PGG Rights and for
the Big Show, Big Yarn to celebrate the hard working
farmers that keep this country going back to be in
to win it? What do you mean to be into?
Win a PGG Writes and prize pack and one hundred
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(10:55):
or funny. We want to hear it. Text PGG to
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we've done today with the old Death James, your man, Barsett, how's.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Life get a keysy? How are we good?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Man?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Bloody good?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What do you do for a cross James, Sell machinery
into the Bay of plenty.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh yeah, backbone, that's easy. That's easy work, though, brother.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Just call them up sell it done.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You can get your commission, beautiful bone, James, what is
your big yarn mate?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
A couple of years back, my brother ran over a
boss mess with a corn bike and he had to
go to hospital with b or in section or whatever
it's called. The same at the same time, I accidentally
jumped into a swimming pool and hit my head and
cause to need stitches, and both my parents ran off
(11:52):
to save him, to go to his aid, and the
only person that could be bothered to come to save
me was my step mum. So in around about way,
it was just a terrible way to find out I
wasn't the favorite.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
And you've harbored that resentment ever since, having you, James, A.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Little, a little chip on my shoulder, I kept it there.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I love it, James. Well, the good the bad news
is your parents don't love you. But the good news
is if won one hundred dollars in the PGG writes
and price pack.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Brother for it perfect.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
How good good on you, James, thanks for calling mate.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I'll tell you what there is. Shock of the old bee, wasps,
wasp nests, et cetera. E ce to one of my
girls when she was just a littly smacked the wasp
nest with a stick, thinking it would be a good
thing to do. Yeah, thousands of the barstard's just a
cloud around it. And she had very long hair down
to her waist. Yeah, just thousands of wasps stuck in
(12:48):
her hair, and my wife and I trying to yank
them out with our bare fingers.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
But exactly the same time your dog rued taking a
dump on your duvot, so you went to change their day.
I did.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Backbone. You're good bass man from Rural Living to Christmas
giving PGG rights and has it covered shop online at
stored or PGG rights in dot cot.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
On in is it And in the meantime he's some
Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Tune in on radio Ben Harper there on the radio,
Hold Donkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time it's
four forty four. Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Last night I watched another episode of Down Symmetry Roy,
which I swear I wouldn't I swear I wouldn't talk
about until it was all over. But here we are,
and it's the one with Emma Thompson. A kid has
gone missing and neighbor tries to find out what has happened,
sort of peers up with Emma Thompson, who's a private detective,
and things are not looking good. There's a government cover up,
(14:02):
fellas you. Government cover up sort of lost its way.
Last night, I got about forty minutes into it, thirty
five minutes into it, and I said, I'm going to
be Yeah, I'm going to be you know, just one
of those.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
That's something my granddad used to do. My path.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You know what I've heard enough.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
For you, keasy, it's a deliberate darling. Let's stop it
here and rejoin it tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I don't know. I don't So basically what happens is
an it'll go to an air yeah, and then I
look at the phone or watch there and it'll be
like nine to thirty yeah, and I'll be like you're
going to bed.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Soon or k I would you have enough time to
keep watching? You go to bed? Yeah, she'll go to bed.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
She starts early in the morning and I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Anyway, It's fine. I'll let you know what it's like
when it's finished.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I started watching. My wife and I started watching started
watching a show called Bodies.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Ah yeah, now we're talking now we here.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
It's got seven point three out of ten on IMDb?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Do they do ten buzsies on IMDb?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
And eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Four detectives in four different time periods of London find
themselves investigating the same murder.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
That's a cool idea.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
You're joking. I'm not joking. The first three guys didn't
solve it or checks. Is it Jack the Ripper?
Speaker 6 (15:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Is it an exist Is it a true crime?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Okay, I don't think. I don't believe. So now my
wife and I and I haven't very unusual for us.
We gave it an whole episode. We weren't convinced right,
and we went I, we'll watch another bit of the
next episode. So we watch about maybe a third of
the next episode, and then I said, this is pretty stupid, really,
(15:51):
and she went, yeah, it is and.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I went that the hell with this?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I'm yeah, what was it called Bodies Bodies?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
And what was it on Netflix?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
And how many buzzies?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Two point sex couple.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Doing half busies? Not bad? Last night I watched and
You'll Love This on TVNZ plus The Chase in Z.
The Chase in Zi Paul Henry four episodes. I believe
it was sixteen contestants who had to pay their own way.
It was filmed in Australia, Australia, so they had to
(16:32):
pay to fly over there and then for accommodation and
they appeared on the show. And the episode I watched
they did not win the money, Yes, in their face,
but they got to go up against the governess. Oh
but I was just like four episodes, that's all we
did of the Chase in Zi. They did, there was
only sixteen contestants. I was reading an article about it.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I remember the outrage about the people having to fly
themselves over and pay for accommodation. It was like, excuse me,
I'm sorry, and why is it in Australia?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Why was that because they were filming the Aussie Chase
over there? They would have used the same seat, and
they would use the same seat. We'll just do in
New Zealand. One. We'll fly Paul Henry over get those.
We'll pay for his flights. Yeah yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Did you think of it?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
How many buzzies? Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I like Bradley welsh Man cool and so as your
name Bradley welsh in the UK and he's the man.
I give this one. I don't know, three two point
nine busies out.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Of almost the recommend but not quite. Yeah, it's just
the chase not as good. Yeah, it's like the chase,
but not as good. You got it? Will do you
watch that man?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Team ins in plus? Thanks Mike plus?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
And what is it?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
The chase?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
In the chase ins here? That's great, good stuff. Guzy
two point nine a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Faith no more the Hiarchy Big Show was Chase, Mike
and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Tune in on Radio Blink one A two there on
the radio hod Ankee Big Show this Tuesday evening coming up,
have to fire a cup. We've got comedian McElroy. What's
his first game? Alan McElroy, God, I'm terrible. Also, Kesey
had a terrible accident today and he's got all this gicky,
(18:12):
sticky gunk and is here and he just doesn't know
what to do about it, so he needs our advice. Yeah,
you did. It looks gross. I can see. Yeah, it's
really compy.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
If you could picture it. It's like a teaspoon of
sticky white sort of grossness that I didn't notice until
like an hour later. It's tree sap. It's tree sap.
So we'll touch on that after five, not now, obviously,
because plus we decide what are we doing. What's on
the line for tomorrow's game against Brickey, the golf game
(18:47):
they've proposed we do their final ever shift of the
year if we lose, and vice versa. When you decided
we're actually going to take that bet.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Or not, lot's going on, Feelers, feel.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I can you can beg your mess of bagbones. Hope
you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon. You are, in fact listening
to the Big Show brought to you by reburg.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yar hand crafted Reburgers, sorry, hand crafted burgers, loaded fries
and gorme eats. That'll change the game.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't know why I love them so much, but
I do good Way Pugs, I do Fellows play that
one again.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Man, oh yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yum.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Speaking of great food, keep those tecks coming in for
What's on the Dinner with Me?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Ke Gee? Why they're not doing that for another hour?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, we want yeah, we want the good ones. We're
thinking about doing a whole hour and what's on the
Dinner with Me?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Key, an hour of me reading out what people are
having for tea.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yes, so good.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
That's what's annoying, right because we've had a few other cool,
crazy topics, wacky topics going on on the show, and
people are texting it. But then I keep getting text
of like hey, ecuzy, I'm having meat balls for dinner.
It's really like mixing things up.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah I love that.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, I love mixing it up. Speaking of mixing it up,
Keyesy's got some sticky white gunkinners here and he needs
some advice about what to mix up to get rid
of that. In the meantime, is rage against a machine?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
It's a tree sap. There's a tune mother, you like that.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason Mike and Keyzy tune
in four on radio.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Hold a wheeze there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
This Tuesday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past five o'clock
fell as.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I was in the backyard today, head the latter out
and have got this little hand saw. It's a manual
hand saw. Yeah, I gotta get a chainsaw, man. I
think I'm gonnask for one for Christmas from Father Chris.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You can borrow mine if you want.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Really, I bet it doesn't run, not presently. But I
was cutting a heck of a lot of branches off,
made a big green pile. I'm gonna get rid of
that over the weekend there, and then went inside, had
a shower, and when I came out, looked in the
mirror there to do my hair, my hair, and I
was like, oh, what the hell is that? And I
looked in my hair and there was just this big
(21:23):
sort of white it's probably like a tear, like a
tablespoons worth of sort of white, sticky, gelatinous goop that
had sort of that had sort of landed just above
my forehead and that sort of middle part portion of
my hair there, and I felt it and it was
(21:44):
it was hard and gross because it had just dried
there and I couldn't. I tried washing it, and you know,
you might notice my hair is quite fluffy today. I tried.
I washed my hair like three or four times, and
I ran a little comb through it and I could
not get it out. I'm just wondering, like, what do
you do? How do you get So.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's where it landed after a shower.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
No, it wasn't after my shower. I clearly landed there
and then I had a shower. You had a shower
on you, and then I because I've tried to stop
washing my hair as often as you guys told me.
You're not still with it though, you know, I ran, Yeah,
I was under the hot water, and then when I
looked in the mirror, it was still just a big
splodge of just tree sap.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Something about Keysy, isn't it? Yeah, something about he's got
tree sap in his hair? Is that what you call it?
That's quite a good name from I've never heard it
called tree. It's good because it goes under the radar.
But when you think about it makes complete sense.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Set that's a subversive way of talking about it. You're
a sick bastard, but it's a good one. What do
you mean?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, I mean, can you tell me how to get
the tree sap out of my hair? Please?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Real number oneers don't get tree sap? And yeah, I
to call it tree sap?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, and I'm just trying. So were you lying down?
Had it been a while?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I don't know what you mede? What had been a
while because the trees I was trimming when we first
moved into the house, they definitely didn't have that, like
that much foliage, you know. So you were trimming some trees,
trees and a couple of bush and bush.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, and it had been a while. It landed in
your he about six years.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
So I cut off one of the up, the higher
up branches early, and then while I was sort of
servicing the lower part of it, obviously some tree sap
came out of the area where i'd cut above me, yeah,
and landed on my head.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Well, I'll tell you what works of god damn treating.
We've everyone come through here on three for it through
break cleaner.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
I'm not putting brake cleaner in my head. I've got something.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Well, either, you want the sap out of you don't.
The other thing is just just normal motor oil. Yeah,
I've got that as well. I've got motor oil. Yeah, yeah,
that stuff works golden.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
But how about this, because you were saying when you
were a young feller you used to get kiddies and
the old mytholated spirits, because it sounds like it was
a big gallop.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Of tree sap. I do have myth lated spirits.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I could put some of them in my hand, Yes, Kezy,
tree Sap.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Jason, stop saying it like that, all right. It was
like the way you're doing it with the you know,
the bloody inverted commas, inverted commas things going on. It
was tree Sap, alright.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I know.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I checked, and it had been a long time. Yes,
it had been a long time since I trimmed that
particular tree. Yes, one hundred percent was tree Sap.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Right, of course it was, yeah, okay, tree Sap.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It was definitely tree Sep.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Tree.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
No, it was tree.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Stop saying it slowly, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Would actually big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days a four on Radio Darchy.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
You're there on the Radio Hodarchy. Big show this Tuesday evening.
The time is five twenty five. Now it's big day
tomorrow for the Fellers, the Breakfast Show and the Big Show,
the Big Golf Tawny.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
That's right, it's the Huducky Swingers Club November. Addition, we're
heading to wind Ross Farm golf Course which is in
South Aukland. There we've got a couple of listeners playing
with Team Big Show, a couple of listeners playing with
Team Brickey, all in support of November, and the Breakfast
team are really trying to have something on the line
for this matchup. We've taken them on at golf about
a year ago. I've played a lot of golf since then,
(25:38):
gotten a lot better. I had a shocker, I let
the team down, we lost, and then Jace, you and
I both took the Breakfast team out for a delicious
steak meal and it cost us a fortune.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Remember that, yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
And then midway through the year, mug I don't know
if you remember this, but we did a four by
one hundred of relay race. That's right, I blew my quad.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
That's right. You were riding Jason and Pegson trying to
get us to train make sure we didn't break down.
Et cetera, et cetera. I got I got a secumongous
lead in the first one hundred talk out ruder by
about forty meters. Hand the bend to you and you
strained your quad muscle and cost us the race. And
we had to do two shows on a day. We
(26:19):
had to do the breakfast show and the Drive show
on one day, that's right.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
And it was the day after the Radio Awards, and
I had lately two or three hours sleep.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
It was a very funny breakfast show because we were
so out of it. But the issue is I have
now let us down in two challenges. I am not
prepared to wager because what they have put forward is
the same again, the same again, except for the very
last show.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Of the year. That's right.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
So on the last day of the year, which will
be a Friday, which.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Will be a Friday, the Lewser would have to do
both a breakfast show and the Drive show, and the
other team obviously would get the day off an extra holiday.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
One thing I will note is they are the cocker hoop.
They are. They are very cocker hoop, and you'll recall.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
They hold you in such lower lower steve of.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Course in that last golf tourney we had, we were
even after five holes and then keasy shot to.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Be See, this is why I can't and so this
is why I can't do it again.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
And and and the problem is because you get you,
you get nervy keys in. I mean, who cares really,
you know what I mean? I mean when you.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Choke, You're a massive choker, and you've proven it time
and time again. But I think you're looking at this
the wrong way. You're looking at this as an opportunity
to lose, when you should be looking at as an
opportunity to win. This is an opportunity for redemption. This
is an opportunity to end the year as a goddamn
winner when we've been losers from start to finish. You
(27:51):
are never going to get on top if you don't
start the race, mate, if you don't start the climb,
and you're going to let those two scumbags collingjus for something.
And we're too big a cowards to even accept the challenge. Well,
that's the biggest loss of all, my friend, the refusal
to even take part in a competition. And I will
not have it.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, fair call Magie, Now listen fair call. All right.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Now, obviously I can't affect the result one way or
the other because I'm not playing it. So the two
of you versus the two of them, and I am
more than happy to put my faith in the two
of you.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I want to back us. Here's my proposal. Not the
last day of the year, the last week.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
So for an entire week. If we lose, I have
to do ten I have to get up to breakfast,
and you guys and they do drivers.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They be correct you there easy, we need to and no,
we don't have to.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
We get to, we get to, or maybe we don't,
which imagine that we finished the year a week early.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Money. I was very close to agreeing to doing it, yeah, moggie,
and you did your speech, and then the crowd erupted
into and then Chase, you've just thrown me right. I
could not handle the appreciative. That absolutely absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
If there, we'll go with the Friday. I think the
Friday is a good middle ground. Jace, I'm in Yeah,
Oh god, I'm going so stoke. Pugs Is he's thrilled
about it.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Because he's gonna have to come in as well.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Looking, I tell you what, if we do have to
come in. We're allowed to drink all day.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Okay, okay responsibly. Up next comedian Alan McElroy.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
The Whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in on radio.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
You've are clear there on the radio Hot Archy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. A special treat comedian Alan McElroy
in the studio with that's all in your mad bastard,
how's life good?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Good?
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Your mind bastard is freddy good?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
How about yours? Yeah? I see you brought your dog
and what do you think? This is a buddy petting zoo?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Yeah it is? Yeah, and you gotta pay me candleus
watching them?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
He's a dog.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Can you tell me what kind of a dog this
one is?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
He's a rescue dog.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
You're a rescue dog?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
They reckon, he's a shar pay master.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
I've seen him last week with not a dog. But
he's he's a good boy.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
He's running a radio. Yeah yeah, I love that. And
a dog. Yeah, he's got his lipstick and he's got
a missive balls. Say that on a dog.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Sometimes, you know what I mean? Sometimes you have to
tickle them behind the ears.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Is he is he your sort of emotional support dog
or anything like that, kind of dogs in general. That
for everyone. I think, you know what I'm saying, very needy.
You know, he's lovely.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
So you just wanted to come because he wanted to
come with me today and bring him on stage sometimes
and he and he hecks bad comedians, which is very funny.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Yeah right when he's he's.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I love that color.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Yeah, well we die them, you know, it's not natural.
He's usually blonde. His name is because he had a
lot of wrinkles as a puppy. His name is Gordon Ramsey, right, yes, yeah, yeah,
So what's been going on mate?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
What have you been actually just doing gigs and.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Stuff, doing gigs and stuff. Man started doing cruise ships,
which isn't.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah everywhere.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
I don't know where these places are. I never heard
New Caledonia.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Been to Caledonia, New Mayor? Yeah yet?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Risbon Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Jason, I mean a few
of your friends of comedians, I've done the cruise ships
sort of tours.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Before you say, how long are you on the ship
for Ellen, about three or four days. Just it's the
easiest gig.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
And do you do a show every night?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Sometimes you have two days off where you have to
go to like Pacific Islands and sit and have a beer. Horrible, horrible, man, horrible,
but you have to do I have to do two
a half hour or eighteen shows twice and then one
PG show kids show. So the first one I did,
I swear a lot on stage.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Doty story.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
I'm a shocking bastard, right, and I tell all the
filthy stories. And I kept on going, Oh man, I
got a kid show to do on Sunday. You got
a kids show to do on Sunday. And the show
and the Sunday show that the line was the length
of half the bowl, all these people with their kids.
If I could get away with not swearing for half
an hour? And I swore twice, but they didn't understand me.
And then I got to the end of it and
(32:27):
I was delighted, and I went straight to the bar
to get a wine, and a little ussy seven year
old girl came up and I don't know if I
can swear. Okay, she came up and goes, that was
fucking hilarious, Mike.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
These are uzzy kids. They differently, you know. It was insane.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
It was insane.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I tell you what. My kids these days, I have
potty mells, you know what I mean? You know some
of the school yard chip is disgusting, Maggie near them.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
You shouldn't be in the school.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Give the day the day when I pick up my kids,
you know, and a shss the language from these years
or you know, just outside of deary or something like that,
just groups of way.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Would you do you think it's our fault for saying
mad basket all the time on the radio? Yeah, because
right that's probably a bad words.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I tell you what we're going to do. We're going
to go to a tune and then we're going to
come back because you've got a.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Very special show coming, very special.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
It's very special, Alan, it is incredibly special. It's the
best Christmas comedy show of all time.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
On Earth, not Mars.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Do you like Queens of the Stone Age, Allen Love
the Mondays.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in on radio.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Indeed the Queens of the Stone agd on the radio.
Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday evening. We have comedian
Alan McElroy in the studio and he's got a massive
geek coming up, doesn't he?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Keazy certainly does. Jason gig Huge Biggs and the Bars
is the best Christmas comedy show on Earth, celebrating an
incredible year of or comedy with a special advent calendar
themed show. Heaps of big names, ray O Leary, Courtney Dawson,
James Musterapeick Lily Catastrophe, Henry Yarn Janey, Henry Paul Williams,
Brittany stant and of course Ellen McElroy, who has been
(34:13):
described as an Irish comedy power has and.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Also as comedy is answer to Connor McGregor. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
you'll do Norton.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
You did walk in here just like he walks.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Well, that's how we all walk. It's Warbley Adams, your eyeballs,
and cocaine.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Is common.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Elm not just on cocaine. This is a fundraiser for
the New Zealand Comedy Trust. All proceeds support development pathways
for insid comedians. Donations can be made through the Insied
Comedy Trust website. Ellen, what do you do for a
Christmas comedy show? Do you tailor it to Christmas?
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Yeah, I've got a story of my dars stealing stuff
for us for a present. At the time we had
to get my mother eyebrows for Christmas and a diehard
Christmas song, motherfucker, and uh and I love singing it
and I can't wait to do it on the big stage.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Bloody ripper. And so because obviously, as do you know
if this is an R A ten event, who cares?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Exactly, because that's Christmas?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Can I just clarify that that's did you say raising
fans for the New Zealand Comedy Trust. Yes, that sounds
like a bloody off. It sounds like, yeah, well exactly,
they're going to have this massive comedy Trust filled with
millions and millions of dollars trillion, and you guys will
(35:44):
never see it, but you'll be raising funds for it though.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
And I like raising stuff, but it's a I want money.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, yeah, surely you're not doing it for free.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
You know I'm going to get exactly because you do
charity gigs sometimes and I did weeks ago. You did
the Variety Artist.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Did you ever get involved with that? We've done Variety before.
That's a love heart with the top head on it.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah, I'll tell you this is mental, Thanks very much.
I had to sit with a table full of magicians,
and one of them we went to the bar and
he had his FOS machine f POS card glued between
playing cards, so we'd walk up and go whoah. But
the f POS machine timed out because there was a
cardboard and stopping, and in the end he goes, I'll
(36:31):
just pay cash.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
By the way, if you wanted to come along to
this Christmas comedy show on Earth. It is hosted by
Chris Parker, and the date is this coming Friday the
twenty eighth at seven pm Sky this Friday.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, not this Friday Friday. Are you going to be there? Yeah,
we'll see here we go. Yeah, nice.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Hi, Well Ellen, good on you mate, Thanks and good
on you and all the bits with that gig. Hopefully
they pay you fortune. Yeah they won't, of course you won't.
They'll say it's with the trust. Yeah yeah, And what
kind of bastard tries to take money off of trust's
proper bastard.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
Exactly, proper bastard bastard.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah we go.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Thank you so much, Ellen McElroy, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy News.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's Tuesday evening
now there's plenty coming up after six o'clock, including a
real revelation that's happened in my in my home fellas
regarding my wife. Oh yes, so we'll be chatting about
that also, of course it's a Tuesday. Yeah, So what's
on the dinner with me? Keysy?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Have you got any me to talk about it?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
The thing is you undersell it me and you don't
know how good you've got it? All right? How good
I've got? Well, how good you've got that? You've shaped
that content that we get to do only a couple
of times a week. It's a goddamn shame. But I
think Jason and I love it so much, and I
think it comes across whereas you sort of a fleck
to go.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, text about people what they're having for dinner?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, and you guys talking about.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
How are you coming up after six? What's on the
dinner with me? Keysy? What are you having for dinner?
In New Zealand? Text us three four eight three and
you could win a fifty dollars reburg about you.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
The Hold I Keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I can welcome back in Massive Backbones. I hope your
Tuesday night's going along very pleasantly. You're listening to the
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(39:08):
The brig is yeah, well have you tried the fries.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Is pretty good? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah quite yea God, so it sounds like you got
it in the end day.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Sorry for him still though, Yeah, it's really sad it is.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I said, when what did I have on my face? Keazy?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I don't know? White stuff?
Speaker 4 (39:28):
White stuff? Really it's gone now though, Man, it's gone though, Man,
why are you't know weird about it?
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I'm not getting weird and I'm just making the point.
You were just saying, what are you doing that?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
It was what that I'm one of those guys. If
one of my mates has got something on their face,
for example, Mike, who has chips on his face every day,
that's true. A pig. I always I always just go, hey,
break got some just because I'd rather that than the
round all day.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Well, you've got that massive white glob of tree set
in your here, and I wouldn't have seen any thing,
but you're the one that brought it up. I mean,
it's grossing me out, to be honest, I'm.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Sorry I pointed out the white crumb or whatever the
hell it was on your face. I just want you
to look great, you know.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I just want you to be good.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
There's a bit bloody out there when you're telling me
I've got something on my face and you've got a
big glob of tree. God, Hey, coming up nixt what's
on the tea with me? Dinner?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
What what's.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
With me?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Dinner?
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Text us three for eight three? What are you having
for dinner?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Zeland?
Speaker 4 (40:39):
You've got a fifty dollars Reburg about you? Sorry about Jason.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Here's Metallica The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
David Bowie there on the radio, Holdarkey Big Show this
Tuesday night, and this is one of my favorite parts
of the week. Tuesday Night with old Keizy and what's
on the dinner?
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Oh yeah, hey, guys. Text here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Watch on the Tea with Me dinner?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Good work mate.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
I tell you, man, I'm this close with Pugs.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
I think.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
I am this close.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
I would have pushed, mate, because I think he's walking
out the door. And also they've seen Pegs smile for
a month. Also, am I right?
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Yeah, you're the one that said it was called What's
on the tea with Me Dinner?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
So he's just taken that and put it in a
wacky radio steak.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Yes he did, didn't he he did?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yes, he did, didn't he? Well, let's not let this
take away from this amazing segment.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Than you.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Get a lads, Greg here from the b Op.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Greg Alexander from the Penrith Panthers, Greg Preble, Greg Prebble,
the im prem Nator.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
I'm fascinated to know what he's having for tea.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Pres Afternoon hosts Banana Fruit and at Herbal Tea. That's
at three pm every day, guys, don't be stupid, that's
what he has at three every day. Good lads. Greg
Preble here from the BOP. The missus is cooking up
a beautiful beef and venison lasagna.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Cheers. That's good eating, right there. Beef and venison. It's
a common mix, jakes, a common mix of meat. There.
I would eat that, I'd I would have it with
a mash and probably a couple of greens. I'd probably
go with just beans and broccoli and the just what we.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Do mostly with a lasagna is a salad, a green
salad with a bit of avocado, some cherry demarties, that
sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
You're absolutely right time of year.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Yes, I would just have a heap of broccoli on
the side and no potatoes or anything. I just just
a shiteload of lasagna and a crapload of broccoli to
make me feel better.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Good.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Ay there, Fellers Dion.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Here, Dion Nash, former New Zealand cricketer Gungan Selene is Celene,
Dion is it the Celene? It's de on Selene yet
a fellows, Dion Selene Here? We are have raw yellowfin
tuna with a bit of Sawyer sauce. Cheers down, Selene.
(43:21):
Yeah that sounds good, really Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Well, I'd like a bit of with savvly with that,
maybe you don't mind, and even a little it's a
little side dish of ginger.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Well, it's not it's not. I disagree on the ginger,
but it's not an entire meal. You can't just eat
raw fish would be at least it's just a snack.
That's insane. You can't just serve that well.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
I mean they might have caught the tuna and there's craploads.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
In it even still, do you know what I mean?
That needs to be worth something, a rice or something.
Just give me something, keysy, is that it? Delene Celon?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
What about some what about some broccoli?
Speaker 7 (43:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
They could be good. Yeah, that sounds like a nice
garden salad. But it's the time of year, remember.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Tunic.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh you're an animal?
Speaker 4 (44:07):
How about this one, fellas, get a your pack of sickos?
Dean here?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Oh, Dean Martin, Dean Longigan. It's Dean Martin, crooner, crooner, yeah,
singer and actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's it go on
your pack of circos? Dean Martin here, singer and actor.
I feel very lucky to be enjoying a yummy.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Hot hungey from the Far North Ka tire. I might
go back for seconds. It's that good. Cheers, failers, that's
from Dean Martin.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
How good I hung?
Speaker 6 (44:38):
It is?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Bloody good. I've had a few shockers in my time,
but yeah, hung you down well is bloody good eating.
And of course you've got to go back for seconds. Man,
you don't have just one helping of honey. I agree
with that.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
What's your view on Hangey's Jase? Just before you answer?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Racism Alert? Racism Alert?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
There the chill out on your Tuesday night, Fellers. So
an extraordinary thing has happened in my life. As I
was talking about earlier in the show, I'm going to
be moving out of my house right And we've lived
in this house, as I was saying, for over twenty
five years.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Well, it's a long time, it is.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
That's a quarter of a century almost.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
As it flown by, Yes it has.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
It really has flown by. I've almost been there for
eight years and it feels like I've been there for
three years.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
In fact, when my wife said that the other day,
I was like, you're jakin, you're kidding, You're kidding me.
But here's the thing. As you know, I've got a
mammoth sprawling property.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
It's huge state. It's in the state, Yes, I think
it's probably are you saying it's in a state, That's
what I was saying. But I guess it is a state,
an an a state as well, it isn't.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
I consider it my estate, huge back lawn, lots of vegetation,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. For over twenty five years,
my wife has said to me, I hate gardening. I
should let you know. And I said, that's okay, old hoodie.
Jay's a bit of a green finger.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
It's green thumber, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Oh yeah, well that'll be why I'm not being which
I'm not. You know, I can grow the odd tomatoes
that I can go and fart on during the summer,
but that's about my way. So she's pretty overgrown. So
here we are now right, going, okay, we're going to
move out. Let's just tidy the place up a bit,
get it looking presentable. And so my wife starts gardening
(46:31):
and she's done the most extraordinary work at the front
of our house, right and it looks unbelievably good. It
makes our house look like a completely different house. And
I was saying to her, that's amazing, baby, how are
you finding that? She said, you know what, I'm actually
really enjoying it, right, I'm actually really enjoying gardening. Who knew?
(46:53):
And it's like good one. We've been waiting for twenty
five years for that to come out, and now that
we're moving, you discover your green finger.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
So after twenty five years you're growing a part. It's sad,
isn't it. It's unbelievable thing after all this time you
know each other and then she starts doing this thing
which is weird, yes, and unlikable because.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
You're moving to an apartment right, Yes, she probably won't
want to go now because she wants to guard it.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
Well.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
This is the other thing, you know, which we talked
about last week. I think it was you know, I
don't want to have a situation where the place is
looking so good that we don't want to move again,
you know what I mean. And it's in that say,
we've got all these things fixed up and patched up,
new decks, it's looking shit hot. Yeah, and my concern
as my wife is going to go. I don't want
to move now, and plus I love gardening. You're right,
(47:41):
can you get me some horsemen?
Speaker 2 (47:42):
You well, I mean, if you guys stay it's going
to be back to an absolute hovel within the space
of a month. When you say it's only because you're
leaving that it looks good, you stay, you're going to
ruin it again. Yeah, you've proven that already.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Fair You can't be trusted with that house.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah, fair point.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
It's been at a reen today and someone else is
probably okay, good, But I just couldn't believe it after
all this time, and now she discovers her green fingers.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
The whole aching Big Show with j Mike and Key
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Well, there you go, you made bastards. That's a big
show down and dusted for your Tuesday night. The podcast
out Troe today. We had to put a disclaimer on
it because it wasn't actually filthy, but it did talk
about topics that were, you know, for young kids, probably
a bit confrontation suitable for young.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Suitable Pugs has actually got the disclaimer for us to play,
just that people can be aware of it before they
choose to listen to their podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
You Hi there or you podcast listeners just want to
put a little disclaimer at the front of this podcast,
not suitable for children.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
There's a lot of we.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
Talk, there's a few topics touched on. There a lot
of interesting facts I think you'll find. But there is
probably just a little disclaim that needs to be had.
It should we be taking the purse, you know, during
a disclaimer like that.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
No, I think that's fine.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
No, I think that's totally legit. Kezy, What are you
doing tonight, Maggie.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Great question, mate, I'm not entirely sure. It feels like
it might be a nice evening for a stroll or something.
My bike, my bike's in the shop today, so i'll
get there back tomorrow. They're getting service, it's getting serviced,
a freshly serviced bicycle. It's going to be all serviced, etcetera, etcetera.
So I'm looking forward to that. But I feel like
I need to do some kind of exercise, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Hey Kesey, you were texting your wife a little earlier
for what's on the dinner with Kesey's wife. What are
you having? Man?
Speaker 4 (49:54):
Yeah, it's a little sigment. I like to play with her.
She said, some chicken, lemon grass thing. But I don't
know if I'll get around to cooking it.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
You might have to do it.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
She's got squashed night and then they're going out for
squash drinks.
Speaker 8 (50:06):
So had the gate it is he is a real imusion,
single night and Tuesdays it is Mondays and Tuesdays she
is busy, has touch and then squashed.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
That is it.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
She's not having an a fear. We're not breaking up
all right?
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Okay, okay? Do you think you clipped this off man?
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Though? And just when you know when it all happens.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
No, what are you doing, Jayson?
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Do you think she's maybe a little disgusted by the
tree sap and you're.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Here, I'll get her to help me get it out.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure she would know how.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
Well, my wife just texted me Ree wats for tea
and it's next level not happy? Yeah, sausages and stuffed
past her.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Do you want to know?
Speaker 4 (50:57):
Do you want to say?
Speaker 2 (50:58):
By it?
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Alright? Then by eight
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