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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:43):
What else you need to say about it?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, exactly, I'm speaking of nailing it. How are you going?
Are you Stallion? Going? Pretty grass? So your mad dog,
your six son of a bee. It's Friday, of course,
I've been looking forward to this since Monday. Yes, and
this Friday. Men, it's two more fridays to go until
we're on our way where we're winging our way to FISHI.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
This time in two weeks we'll be setting poul side heels, Yeah,
doing the show.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Actually, should we do the show pul side? Well, I
think so because we can, we have to do a
show were not have do we get to we could
either do it from our rooms or from Paul side.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I think Paul side. I think Paul side.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I think Paul side. What about now we're talking?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Because of course we've made a there, haven't we, Keysy
yourself and me and Pagsan and the two winners that
we're going to start drinking the minute we get to
the airport.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Responsibly We were saying though off here.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, massively responsibly. How are you going, Keysy?
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Are?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Today has been really great? Guys. Don't want to brag,
but I've done nothing today. Congrats man, A few days
doing a lot of Edmond. I just I just feel great.
You've earned it. Yeah, thanks Mike.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And that's the thing, man, You've pampered yourself because today
you've washed your hair, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, I've put shampoa in my hair this more, Mike, Yeah,
I did. What shampoo do you use?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's a good question. I don't know. It's it's the
wife's right. Once every six or seven months, I'll dig in.
I don't wash my hair.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I wash my hair every night and right, and thus
do you seriously. Yeah, is that weird? How do you
wash your hair?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yes? Great question, let's start with that every day.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So I'm every day. You're never literally never, and Mike
you are every now and then A yeah, right, okay,
who's right here?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And thus I have very lustrous locks. Hey, what's coming
up on the show, magie?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh that's a hell of a question.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
We've got a bloody big day to day. But you
know what it is is keep it secret day today,
So you're going to find out as we go along.
One thing I can promise you the Throbbers coming up
your backbone.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The Darkey Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Hold ikey owaists there on the radio. Hold Ankey Big
Show this Friday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past
four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hey, fellas, you know how he started the show with
hair washed chat? Yes, shampoo chat. Not a lot of
response on that.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
What it's joy?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So I guess that content's no good? Three four eight three?
How often do you wash your here?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah? And we're not giving up on it, so you
might as well tell us totally. I know it's good content.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I can feel it in my bones, and you know,
what's really great about it is that we've all got
our own different stories.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
That's so true, so we can all add something different.
Yeah yeah, and hopefully each of our stories will relate
to somebody listening out there.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Hopefully that's the goal of radio. Hey, fellas, got a
bit of a bone to pick, if that's all gen
Oh god, I got a bone to pick. Bone de
Pecker is with my wife. Pick a bone with my wife.
Last night, she was chatting with one of her mates
and I was in the kitchen doing the dishes, and
(03:49):
they were just singing the lounge gas bag and you know.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
The world is upside down man, totally.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I was in the kitchen there doing the dishes, and
I overheard her, Yeah yeah, I think my next wedding
dress will be a lot sort of longer than my
last one. And I was like, hang on, you get
married again, you know what I mean? Oh, you know
what I mean. Like I'm not getting mad, but like
if I was to get married again, I think I
would if I get a longer dress. And I was like, well,
it sounds like you've made plans for your next wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Can I just say it's a strange way to phrase it, Kisi,
because I think probably one of the if I if
it was me and I was married to you, First
of all, i'd be blissfully happy. Let me put it
to you that way, I wish man. The second thing
is I would say if I was here, the one
thing I regret about my wedding dress of when I
got married the only time that will ever happen, was
(04:40):
that it wasn't quite long enough, and I wish it
had have been longer.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So if we were to get married, you would have
gone for a dress.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I would have gone something longer, certainly, probably not, I
would have gone shorter like Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Right out, like a short mini skirt, like a mini
it's almost like a two piece and boob tube boot.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Certainly. Yeah, not leaving much to the imagination. I'm a
little bit, you know, pervy.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm pervy. Yeah, he's just he's out there.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I loved my wife's dress at our wedding, and it
was a friend of ours that made it for her. Yeah,
And it was beautiful, so beautiful that as she was
walking towards me, I forgot all my vows.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That that was because you were esteemed well that as well,
and yeah, because they some woman, oh god, get very
very worked up about that stuff. My wife is very chill.
She was very chill.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
It was her friend that was making it that was
getting stressed out about it, But not that my wife
was being massively demanding. Sure, but her friend felt this
huge responsibility and she did a great job.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Why did she make the dress out of it was
sacking of some description like an old like a rice
sack or yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, rega, it was a bit itchy. Yeah, yeah, rereaked
of spuds.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Sweet. You just cut a hole in the top into
the arm holes and then and.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
It had the sort of you know, the lettering across
it too, you know, potatoes.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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Speaker 3 (06:54):
To that get it in you. Yeah man, Hey, Kezy,
you were just telling the yarn about how your wife
is planning to divorce you and get married again because
you overheard her whispering to a friend of hers and
saying to her, yeah, and when I get married again,
my wedding dress is going to be long. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I mean it wasn't quite like that. I overheard her talking.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Don't tell Chris, do you think it's the guy that
she has a crash on from the.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
My next marriage is going to be forever. This is
just my practice one. Anyway, I thought that was a
pretty interesting yarn and reminded me of when I was
getting married or planning. We got engaged, and we're sort
of thanks man, thanks keusy man, and we're sort of
designing the ring because, as I already knew at that stage,
(07:47):
there was no point me just buying one because it
would inevitably be wrong, so let's just design it together.
So maybe we've been long and picked a couple out
and the jeweler said, oh, this one is you know,
point let's say, point nine of a carrot. And my
wife said, oh no, no, no, no, we can't have anything.
We don't want any diamond that's under one carrot because
(08:10):
that really affects the resale value.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I mean, she does have a good point. You know,
it's nice to know that stuff. And she obviously knew
that the chances of your relationship working out, you know,
in the long run.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's interesting because and I've got
to say my ears pricked up at that.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I thought, ah, there's probably nothing nothing to worry about there,
thought can sell the engagement ring. When my wife bought
her wedding ring, she brought her own ring.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, no, I mean when I when I bought my
wife's wedding ring, right, this is this is how it works.
She said, how about I have a diamond for each
of our kids? And I said that's a lovely idea.
And then I realized I've got like twenty eight kids.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
So now she's got a bracelet.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well she had to because they wouldn't fit on one ring.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I can't leave your wife bought her own ring.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Well she didn't.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I bought it and terrible sorry about wedding rings. I
found the coolest one for me, which I bought, and
about three weeks after we got married, I lost it.
On the beach in Corimandel, went for a swim, got
out of the water and was like, hang about.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
You know what, that's terrible luck for a marriage. Terrible.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Well, it's taking a long time arriving because we're nearly
thirty years so that's the curse.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
She heard there on the radio Honarchy Big Show this
Friday afternoon. The time is four thirty six now. The
NRL Grand Final on this weekend feels Broncos V the storm.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
And a bed in mine.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
We had to get the old rugby league legend. Charlie
got back on the line. Charlie has been a while,
your mad bastard.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Pretty hard bastard. It has been too long aft forget
what it's like to get on the airwaves. Really cleaned
up my ax since we last.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
But oh well you needed to.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's been two weeks as well. I mean, hey, Charlie,
before we rip into some NRL finals, chat man, the
iceman's leaving Porter King Bro Caleb Technicians he's off.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yep, the Iceman love this chemicals. He's off, Bro. Yeah,
that leaves me in the truck Bro. So I don't know.
It's just one of those things, you know. I didn't
want to let him go, but he's gone.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah. Is he off to bigger and better things? Man?
Or what's the gat? Is that possible?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
I think he's I think he's chasing men in Australia.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
A job. There's a job available at Porter King down
and well with them inn.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
It definitely is it. Obviously you've got to get interviewed
by me first, so that's not for everyone.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
And you've got to have a work ethic as well. Man,
I understand you've had a few dead beats come along
and waste your time, so don't bother applying if you're
a dead beat.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yeah, no dead beats, no maggots.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah good, definitely if you want. If you're keep to
it with Charlie, hit them up. Paul King and Z
on Instagram Charlie ahead of the Sunday's Big Grand Final. Mate,
You've got the Melbourne Storm, who for the last two
decades are just always there or thereabouts real pain in
the arts team in my opinion. And you've got the
Broncos with quite a lot of storylines with your Adam Reynolds,
with your Ben Hunts and things like that, and Reese
(11:37):
Walsh as well. Who is your not who's your money on?
But who do you want to win this Grand Final?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I want I want Storm to run just because I
feel like they're just just a good hard team and
Bronx to me that they rugged me the wrong way,
you know, the two cocky they've had they've had a
few incidents. They're all good looking and they all love themselves.
You know. It's like a team. It's like a team
of haughty js. There's a team of pugs. You know.
(12:06):
I'm always going to back pigs.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah. Yeah, they're all peacocks, mate, Yeah, cocks.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah they are Like if your daughter brought one of
their moment you'd be like, oh dang, what does.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You guys say?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Though?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Do you think the Storm will get it done?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I think the Storm will get it done because I
just look at the two teams Storms very meticulous. They're
hard workers. They've got to they stick to a game
plan and they kind of break down teams and get tries.
Where you look at the Broncos, they're just if they're
within striking range, they just have to kind of pullsh
stuff out there. They've got Catni Staggs on the edge.
They got res Roalchs, who's an unbelievable form, but all
(12:46):
their tries kind of just come from him. He's just
beating someone on the outside, throwing a throwing a skipball
that comes off. But I don't know. I don't know
if they're going to come off this a Storm, but
I think it's still a fifty to fifty game. But
I tip the Storm even though Boncos have the best
player in painhass.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, who knows. I guess that's the thing, isn't And
that's why you watch the game. And on that note,
are you going to stay out till eleven o'clock that
night man? Or you the sort of guy that leaves
it till the morning, watches in the morning and it
doesn't bother.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
No, I'm going to stay out bother because remember in
the Curtain Raiser, we got the worries you so wells
Cup teams in the winner of the Queensland Cup team,
which is is going to be a rep snorter of
the game.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
It's funny. I didn't realize that they were separate competitions
at all. I just I just thought it was a
unified comp.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Well, I'm glad you realize now that it's not unified.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
And they are.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
You know, I was thinking, Charlie, if I was coaching
the Storm, I'd get hold of you in my side
and say, oh, Gubby, this this Walsh Feller.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I want you to fold them in the first two minutes.
That's what i'd do.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I'd go, I don't care what you do, Gubby, just
get out there and nail this.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Sob yeah, well that's what that. I'm hoping that someone
does that from the Storm, but I don't know if
they still they still do that sort of stuff. Obviously
Big Nelson does, but he's suspended. Still.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, that's right, he loves it.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Yeah. You need someone with miss self speaking, You need
someone like yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Charlie. Actually, Charlie, before that, you go, man,
who's the current player in the NRAL that you sort
of reminds you a bit of you shit.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
They're playing Reserve Grove Brother. Yeah, you doing it again.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Friday.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
You're in love and I have to play the music.
That's just how radio works.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Man, oh god brother. Let's talk.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Chie see.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Here's the the Hodarchy Big Show week days from four
on radio.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Hold the Killers here on the Radio, Hold Archy Big
Show this Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
The time is four forty eight. Let's talk TV.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I started watching the new season of Slowses, Oh yes,
starring Gary Oldman on Apple Television. It's very very good,
very bit. But unfortunately, what I didn't realize was that's
released one week, one episode at a time. So I
watched one episode. I was like, oh, I'm going to
smash this, but there was no more that had been released.
So now I'm waiting until it's all out and then
(15:33):
I can knock them all over all at once. First
episode is great, very very funny. Gary Oldman plays and
in My five Secret Agent, he's been around forever in
a day. He's sort of in a ragtag bunch of
people that have, you know, sort of done things wrong
in their career and they've been sort of put away
in a little box in the corner and everyone wants
to forget about them, but somehow they keep on getting
(15:55):
entangled in all sorts of espionage and lo and behold,
who's the one that sorts it out? Gary Oldman and
of slow horses?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Are we sure that my wife wouldn't enjoy this series?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
It's there's some pretty full on violence. It's not the
moment I think it would be too tense for her. Yes,
I mean I guess. All that I hear is that
she's she likes country calendar and the house stuff, but
nothing else really, no, no.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, so anything that's like too thrillery, to like, too stabby,
too stabby, like for example, we watched was It Ludwig
on TV and Z where David Mitchell solves murders but
the murders mostly have already happened, and it's not too graphic.
It's more about the solving and that was really fun
and interesting.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
So she liked that.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
She loved it?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah, yeah, yes, a different cup of tea, I'm guessing, yeah,
I think, so give it a run. I think it's fantastic,
it's very funny, it's very good.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I'm continuing on with Brasset, and I think it's Joseph
gil Gun who's the main the vinny. There's a very appealing,
sort of charismatic type of fella, and I was reading
up about him last night. He wrote the show, or
he writes the show, and it's based pretty loosely on
his life. And in the show he's, you know, a
(17:17):
sort of small time crook with his band of sort
of misfits as well, and they just get.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Up to all these adventures.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
And also on the show he's bipolar, and interestingly, in
real life he is bipolar. And what I really like
about this every now and then it gets quite dramatic.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yes, and it's very good drama. It's very real, and
you go, oh, I wasn't expecting that, but I don't
mind it. So I started watching that months and months
ago and I think he passed the first episode, but
I did love it. And I think I was stealing
a shitland pony or something was going on in that
first episd it's thing to do with a pony. Yes,
he is very much that. But what I like about
it often gets tried. It gets tried quite a lot
(17:57):
of New Zealand that, but oftentimes the attempt ends up
being it's just mostly a drama. Where are the laughs? Yeah,
but I think you have to have the really hard
outlaughs to then be able to enjoy the drama. I agree.
I think it's where the attempts don't sort of quite hit.
And I think it's a very very funny shows.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
And there's some real I mean, your wife, geezy, there's
no way, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
One of the characters are so filthy.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yes, that's fine. She doesn't mind that.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
She doesn't mind a bit of felth.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Hell no, who just says the most outrageous thing.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
That's not what she doesn't like. She doesn't like violence
and scariness.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Well, there's a fair amount of violence in it too.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
There you go. But some do different.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You love it? Yeah, it's great. It's a great show.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Where did you watch it? How many buzzies out of
five around Netflix?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I give it three point two buzzies? Oh three point
three point four busies?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. Last night, fell As,
I watched an episode of Grand Designs in New Zealand
and I hated it.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Great.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It was terrible, yes, because I saw the idea was
this guy was designing his own house in the country
and he wants it to look like a bomber jet,
like the classic nightmare Formberjit. Right, yeah, nah, that's what
they were sold. As they get there and he goes, actually,
we had to dial it right back. So it's just
a regular house, just a regular looking house. It's kind
of airplane shape, but not really. They build it in
(19:19):
less than a year. It's on budget, so they spent
most of the episode doing other stuff to fill the episode.
Really it was it was like, oh, okay, so this
year it was a real waste of time. I give
it like one point eight busies out of five.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Kezy was few men on the way to the car.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
The other day, Mogi about an episode where they built
a house in Wellington on a big hill and it
was really windy and they didn't like it, and they
spent like, was it keazy two or three million?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't know what you're talking about, but yeah, it
was about two or three million. Yeah, and that turns
out they didn't like living on a hill. It was
two wins, but they already built the house.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah, why not.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Hold a Key, It's the big shows Friday Throbber does
indeed it is. That's what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Man?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Sounded good, it sounded amazing, keezy, it is a Friday throubber.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
We don't really have a theme today. It's just whatever.
Couldn't come up with anything?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Nah, I mean we could have asked the audience on
three four eight three.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah, you would have had to have been yesterday if
we did that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Do you remember, like towards the end of our show
you said, and I was like, hey, what should we
do the theme for the Throbber?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And then Jay said Spring, that's right, we should have
done it.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Then, yeah we should Yeah, we should have done Spring.
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Well, hey, three four three, what's the next week's Throbber?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Ben? That's good from you man? Great radio right there?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well do you want to go first? Jason?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Sure? Listen this song, I was said at Harvard.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I was listening to it at home and it was raining,
it was gray, made me feel a bit sexy.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Is it like imagining dragons or something?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
No? Who is it deaf Tones?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
What's the song?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Sex tape?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Sex Tape by the Deaf Tones?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Well, you know, it's just it just felt right today
with this weather that's just terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, what about you make you want today?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Ago for choose a song that is a throbber?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh wow, boyselves, all the boys round yourself, all my
boy for the scrillis they're bangering you like that one?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Actually he made me think of Pugs a right, it's
very yummy boys an absolute tune.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I decided today to just pick a tune that I
think we should play more of on hode Oh. Sure,
it's from Idols. It's called Gift Horse, bloody ripper of
(22:32):
a tune. Actually you're like that, Yeah, we should play
we should play Idols. You're a great band. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I'll talk to the boss. I'll talk to Boggsy, see
what he thinks.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I don't think Boggsy, the CEO of the entire company
is picking our music.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
He loves our tunes. Yeah, Idols absolutely is.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
But ultimately and he's gonna you decide to give us
a call now on eight hundred Hodaki and we'll go
from there.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
In the meantime, he's David Bali.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
It's the hoy big shows Friday Throb.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
On guys, no theme today, just whatever, whatever, whatever you
feel like.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It's a throuble wild card Jason, Yeah, man, which means
just the standard throm of no theme. Jace went for
what song? Imagine dragon something? What was it?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Six tape by the one of the biggest wounds.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
It's a great chance, it's a great chant sounds.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I went with this one. Here you.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Scrilli's there with bang ing and I went called bang ring?
Have you I've won the throuble with that before, have you? Yeah? Man,
you're loving it too.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I chose the band Idols that I think we should
play on radio. Jocky the song Gift Horse's shore a
(24:37):
fel Yeah man, it's.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Great stuff, Fellers, great stuff. Let's go to the phone lines.
Get Lee your mad barstard? How's life?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Not too bad?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yourself?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah? Mate? What are you running with the Lee?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
I'm gonna good last night I watched on Netflix Bike
six K. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Go good on your mate, someone Jace, all right, beautiful
good Allen your mad bastard?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
How's life?
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Oh? I'm good mate? Here you going good?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Here are you?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Good mate, you already asked him. I feels good, ja
come on all right? Sorry, hey Ellen, who are you
voting for?
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Well it's pretty slim, pretty flags, but on the mirror
to be not the shiftest.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
I'm going to give it to Keysy.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Well done, man, that's good from you.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
You take it, not the sest, just going to hate
old Hayden.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Good out your mad basket. How's life?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
You going here?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
It's pretty good man? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Good mate?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Good?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
What are you up to this afternoon?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Hayden?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
What are you up to? Men?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I was just getting some wood okay, yeah for winter?
Yeah you're on it, man, get it early.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
It's not hot like New Aukland, you know.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, totally mate? What are you running with the Hayden?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
I'm ready to fingering.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
We've got it. Did here on your hate and your
mad dog.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Good luck with your would mate. Oh wow, that's a
loud Graham you there, dog? What do you want to
vote for?
Speaker 6 (26:10):
There?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Graham?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You're the tie breaking mate?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
He chose an absolute non throbber.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Who did he chose?
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Good?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
You? What?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Mogi? You're the final? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
How long does it last for? So I can go? Graham?
Va there? Pugs can we give Graham a million bucks man,
he's a backbone.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Definitely give him, like you know, a voucher because he
was a deciding vote.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
What do you what do you think? He's on three
four eight three? What do you think of today's throbber?
At his scrillis bang ring bang a ring. That's the one.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Crank it up, Keysy Man.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Right now giving a.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Sorry, huh what was that? You put a k on
the end of that way? Yeah, scrills, it's pronounced skrillex.
I have actually no idea Moggi wins the Friday Throbber.
That means the scores are Mogi and Jays tied in
first place with eleven wins. Wow, although Jase has two
(27:20):
asterisks for playing a Pantera song with a million f
bombs in it and also coercing a listener, and I
am coming last on seven wins with two asterisks, one
for playing Freebird when it wasn't related to the theme
and the other for bullying Mogi.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I remember that like it was yesterday. Yeah, well you're
still recovering from it, aren't you.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I mean it was vicious it was absolutely vicious.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
A lot of great texts here on three four eight three,
that's effing terrible. About time you played some decent music.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
About time you played some decent music, or about time
you guys played some decent music. It's hard to hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
A lot of people enjoyed my choice. But texting through
doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
You've got to call. It's annoying, isn't it crazy when
you get all these texts coming through. It's not the
way we count the votes.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Someone here saying, chalk this one down as an asterisk
for everyone and give the point to pugs. Yeah, it's
always it's always revery devisive the Friday throbber. But you
guys are way out in front. There's no way I
can catch you.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
All you need is.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, and that's very possible because you remember, I remember
when you did win, the year you won, you went
on a bit of a run.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Wait, so you remember I remember the year you did
win and you went on.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
A bit of a run, did I? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Okay, I think of your.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Head like a teen point lead at one point. That's
a dance, right, I remember that one that was ridiculous.
That was when I went on a run. He was
up fourteen to five and then he got mowed down.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That was shocking from I also went on holiday for
a month, which didn't really help as well, So I
went to Europe.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Jays, Oh man, I should have believe Moscow there. You
should have played this.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Band the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Is the boys light up Australian Crawl there on the
radio Hodarky Big Show this Friday afternoon? And boy boy,
we've got a musical legend in the studio with us fellows.
I don't know if you know that. Oh yeah, Jane's
rained from the band Australian Crawl and James, yes, are
you still going strong?
Speaker 6 (29:23):
I'm still going stronger than ever and I'm not in
the band Australian.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Crawl and your soul I work? Of course I was
going to say very much.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Yeah, I still introduce as the lead singer of Australian Crow.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
What happened to the band? Disband?
Speaker 6 (29:39):
The band imploded? Blew up?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Can you tell me? Was it in a sort of
an ocean of alcohol and a mountain of drugs? That's
the best way to.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Slow it was. It was a rivulets of alcohol.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Right, yeah, was there any sort of was there any
love making involved?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Well, you know max styles between the band.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I can get very in you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Like with my group of friends, everyone ended up going
out with everyone else.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
People got them.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
We're not with other people's wives or girl from There
was only that going on, Okay, But people were having.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Relationships yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah they were. Yeah at the
end of any.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
You know that went on, you know, healthy.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Healthy, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Well there was no sorry, no that you carry on, James.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
No, there was no kind of you know, cheating or
any weird that stuff. That's what you're implying.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
We implaying what I think what Jason is trying to
do here is normalized his own cheating behavior from a
similar time in his life. So he's trying to find
out if you were doing the same thing, and it's
disgraceful quite frankly.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
I didn't cheat.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I was single form How rock and roll are you?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Man? I stayed single for most of them, right, Okay,
so it was you know.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, right, See, Jason, he's a guy that sleep at night.
He goes from relationship to relationship. He can't be single
like a barnacle that jumps from boats as they pass,
and they don't overlap at any point.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
That might have been the case, James. But you know
it makes for an interesting life, doesn't it.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
I don't know. I yeah, I'm sure it does. I
couldn't handle the stress fell me stress.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
When you say, and I don't mean to dive into
your personal life for you when you say you went
in relationships. Was that a decision you made because it
interfered with your with your passion?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Well, I was in I was in a couple of
relationships when it started. I was in a relationship. Yes,
when the band that I was in called Australian Crawl
that I'm still I'm not the Loaded in nineteen eighty six. Yes,
I was in a relationship when that band started. But
then unfortunately this the the riggers of being on the road.
It didn't survive, the relationship didn't survive. Unfortunately. She was
(31:53):
a beautiful, wonderful woman.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
That's that girl.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's the common theme you see in any like biopic
of any band, right as they always have partners and
it's like we're going to stay together, We're going to
make this work, and it just never does.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
It's very hard genuinely the yours said that. But it's
hard to make it work as you're and in those
days you you'd go over three months, you know, because
your touring all it's only playing five nights a week
all over, certainly in Australia and New Zealand, and so
you weren't home and there were you know, you're young,
ye and your rock and roll and your rock and roll,
(32:25):
you're playing the chains, many playing the chin.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
You're a good looking philow too. I mean I say
that in a purely platonic way.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
With your history, Jason, I just forgot you said before.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
So how much time with your solo stuff and with
the band have you spend.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
In New Zealand.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
On occasion?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Quite a bit?
Speaker 6 (32:46):
I mean we used we come here a bit and
then not come here for a while and then come
back a bit. But it's always been it's always in
our hearts. Let me say that, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Well, we're brothers, aren't we.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
We are brothers. We're across the sea, and of course
our band, Josh is in our band. Yes, And Josh
has a New Zealand background and now base player Andy
has a full New Zealand background and we're sort of
almost half New Zealand our band, then Zach, we are
we're true truly antick and Josh hasn't got a mic.
If you want to speak, you want to speak in
this one speaking.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Yeah, Josh, I just noticed on the on the bench
you've got Peter Snell signed week.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Yes, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Tell the story well, Peter Snell four minute mile, yes,
and that happened is sixty three years ago now there
it is something like that, and Cook's Garden in Logan Union,
That's where I was born.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I just mean Peter.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Snell did the four minute mile it Cooks Garden in
So there you go. That's an interesting story right there
about that.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
That's how local we are.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, totally very New Zealand. If you've just joined us.
We've got James Rain, former frontman of Ozzie Crawl, and
also Josh Owen and with us, you guys are playing
a gig tomorrow night at the Auckland Town Hall. James,
you were saying you were trying to remember if you've
ever played there before, do you like, because if I
would remember, if I played at the town Hall, I
would remember that for the rest of my life.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Well, maybe I haven't.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Maybe I have.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Maybe I haven't.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Genuinely, I know, I.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Keep hearing some great venue, so I probably haven't. To
be honest, I mean, last a few times I played it.
We played outdoor shows the first time I came here,
but we did. I did a show, was in that band.
I was no longer in the front man too with
Willie Nelson And yeah, we played here, but we played
the big what's the Big Park Springs and we played
(34:32):
the last show the police ever did at Western Springs.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh wow, what was Willy Nowson?
Speaker 6 (34:39):
It was great? He was really good. They were really sweet.
We were kids, we were really young and we're onto.
It was them and Little River Band in US and
Willy had at the time his band. I remember at
the time his band. His drummer's name was Paul. His
nickname was Satan Okay, I think it was Satan. And
he played with Willy for twenty five years when we
(35:00):
found out going that's incredible. How do you play with
someone for twenty five years? But I think he's one
of his guitar players. They had the twenty five year
memory of tattoos of the Hell's Angels. Oh well, and
Hell's Angels joined the tour, right wow, which meant that
the another bike group of bikes joined the tour who
weren't friends with the Hell's Angels, so that made some
interesting There was an interesting kind of dust up at
(35:22):
Western Springs really at the gig.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh yeah, because there's the really famous one with it.
Was it the Hell's Angels in the States with the
rolling stones and stuff?
Speaker 6 (35:28):
I've heard about that Altamont. Yeah, it was in seventy two,
I think that's right.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
So we had our own version of that and you
were in the middle of it, just punching dudes.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Yeah, I was. I was No, I was just a kid.
We were standing, we were backstage and it all happened,
but we were watchingly, going, WHOA.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
When it comes to your songwriting, I wanted to ask
you because I've heard there's a lot of great interviews
or there's interviews and there's points of views from great
songwriters like McCartney, Keith Richards and No Galluher from Oasis
all sort of feel the same thing, and that is
that songs already exist and you have to be there
to get them. No Gallagher sears it's like flesh and
(36:04):
he just picks up his guitar and he starts playing
and something will come along. And he has written so
many songs where he writes them an almost real time,
they just come straight through him. Have you had that
experience with with your songs?
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Yes, I believe to a great to an extent, that
is true. And it really is this really odd, uncanny,
almost spiritual kind of thing that just suddenly happens in
a song, will kind of almost just fall out, you know,
and you're surprised. You go, what's happening? Yeah, that's weird,
that's how did that happen?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
I mean when it happens a couple of times you
start to think about it. When it happens the first
few times, you're just doing it because but you really do,
and when you hear other people talk about it like that,
you think, yeah, I understand, I do understand that feeling.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Well, no, Galagher, see is he That's why he writes
so much because he's worried that if he doesn't go
down to the river, Bono will steal a song.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
That's just a really good line. I got to use
that line because he's got a million.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Of Speaking of great songs, I believe you've got a
tune for us.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Well, speaking of the song I think we're going to play,
is that song? I never thought it was any good
because it wow took about as long as it takes
to play it. To write it. I just came out,
and I was it came out so seemingly, so easily,
And I would never put myself anywhere near the league
of the other people you mentioned, but this came out
so easily that I didn't think it was any good,
and I thought, lyrically, I thought it doesn't hang together,
(37:28):
and I thought I'll fix it up one day. One day,
I'll just go back and I don't know it's there,
and I'm just my inherent laziness. I never did and
I didn't really play it to anybody for about a
year and then someone, someone in the band heard it
and said, you know, we should record that, and really,
but it just went that is a classic. Well thanks,
do you want to play it?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Man?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
What are they playing? Jayson?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Now, I'm going to ruin the surprise.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Eating me down by the jetty landing where the pontoons
bumping spray all the others read and standing as a
(38:44):
manly ferry cuts its way to circular case here the
captain blow is with so so long she's been away,
(39:07):
I miss sourling morning re so not say very happy
way to start in the day.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Sit. Ou't lie.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
That can heavyhavey.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Ou't lie.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
That can heavyhavy.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
So throw down your gone, don't be so reckless, throw
down your gone, don't be so you like Scotts of
the Antarctic based am too far away? Russian subbing the
(40:09):
Arctic r cannle wheels and camels initials in the tree.
Shet out lie.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
That cannobyhavy, shet out lie that cannobyhavy.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yah.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
So throw down your gone, don't be so reckless, throw
down your gone, don't be so reclect.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
She don't lie.
Speaker 9 (41:25):
That Cannoby baby, She don't lie that Cannoby aavy.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yes, So.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Throw down your org gone. Don't be so reckless, throw
down your orgne. Don't be so recklest, throw down your
or gone. Don't be so reckless, throw down your don't
(42:04):
be so reckly.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
He's going beauty, Thank you, James Royames. So, if you
want to see the gig tomorrow night town.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Hall, that's right tomorrow night. Auckland town Hall. Tickets available
at Ticketmaster sorry, there are only a few tickets left,
so if you do want to go and see you
have to jump in there straight away.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
James, thank you so much for coming, Aga Mate, appreciate it,
Thank you for having us. Good on you, Yes, beautiful
and Josh Welcome.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Host The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Ikey Audio Slave There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
Now listen plenty coming up after six o'clock, including Meet
Patty Nap sixty nine where we give out advice. But fellas,
at the very beginning of the show, we had here
washing chat, and we had such a busy, busy show
that we actually never got to that, and I'm really
fascinated to know what the outcome of that was.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
All Right, So shampoo chat was I wash my hair
every night, Mike, I do it maybe once a month.
Ah and ja he never yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot
of people texting three on three four eight three. So
it turns out it is good content, is it? Doug
text Now that's going to be have to say, yeah, yeah,
(43:23):
I'm halfway through saying.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
What Doug takes. Why don't we tease it with Doug
and people will know they're in for a good chat.
Give us Doug, then we'll go from there.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Hey, guys, what's the frequency and funk? Sorry, it's not
even related. Man.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I can sure is the biggest show. It's the big
Show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Handcrafted Burger's, loaded fries and Gorme eats. It will change
the game, you.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Fellas.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Incidentally, Oh, we had some Reburger today, the butter chicken Burger.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
How good.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
That's right. That's the one with crispy fried chicken tenders
dipped in a secret chili butter and cold and a
freshly ground spice mixed tops with a Reburger signature butter
chicken mayo.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
I'll tell you what I did. I saved mine. I
saved it.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You still got it?
Speaker 3 (44:30):
No, I went out there in some other bastard it
eatn't it? Can I just say on that front?
Speaker 4 (44:34):
Yes, I chopped mine in half because they're massive for
a start, and I thought I left my other half
a little bit later on in the show, and then
I just went out there before to finish her off.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Gone Burger gone.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Nice use of gone burger there, that's really clever.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Jay.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I watched you at your burger. First thing you did
was open it, so I'm actually really full. Cut it
in half, pulled the chicken out of it, and then
just pull the burger to pieces and just leave it
in a heap. It was a disgrace. You weren't saving it.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
How well, that was exactly what I thought when we
went past it. About two hours later, I saw it
on the desk, opened up the other half. There was
a bit of chicken in there. I thought, I'll have that, bastard,
so I ate the fellad out of it, son of
a bitch. But there's still the bread there, which is
delicious red and I did partake as always heavily in
the fries.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, it was delicious. Get along and get stuck in.
You can also get massala fried chicken tenders?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Was that what the little nuggies were?
Speaker 5 (45:40):
Now?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Those are nuggies?
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Well they's tenders.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
There were tenders, do not have any?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
I didn't see any tinders, but I just didn't get anything,
so standing can.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
You say that gone burger joke again?
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Gone burger?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
The whole key big show was Jason, Mike, and Kyzy
tune in on radio.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Here on the radio ho Donkey Big Show this Friday
evening now Shadows. At the very start of the show,
we were talking about how often we wash our hair.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Oh is this shampoo chat?
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Yes? And I don't know if you have been serious
or not keeasy, but you said you wash your hair
every day.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I wash my hair every day.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
That is terrible for your hair.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Can I just say that strips oil from yours?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Just copying him and you were saying, Maggie, what was it?
Once a month? Probably once a month. Man, It's not
something that's a huge no prior. I mean once somebody.
If I am a Lits'm in an aisle at the
supermarket and somebody tells me that my hair is reeking
like a stranger, then maybe i'll wash it. Other than
(46:47):
that that, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Mean I watch it just because I'll put product in
my hair and I don't like having product on my pillow.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Oh really, but you won't, can't you just you don't
have to shampoo it. You can just rinse it. Just
rinse it with the whole order, will melt it totally.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
It does, Okay, So because I'm going to be bold
as by the time you're like forty.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
That's not You're not even forty at Jos. That's not
how baldness works totally.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
It is man excessive shampooing you reckon? Yes, yeah, I
don't know, man, it says here because what would what
kind of here would you say you got? Guys, there's
options here? Would you like to hear them?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Are human?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Oily here?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
That's j normal here, that's me.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
Dry or curly that's me, that's you textured or lightly
coiled or totally coiled here, that's like a frow No,
no that And after a workout or sweaty boy, I'd say,
what are you? I think I've got like wavy thick
here like you like me? Yea every three to seven days,
no more, no more. Those heo types need to need
(47:48):
the natural oils for moisture, so less frequent washing helps
prevent dryness. Jas who's got super oily like he's really
greasy looking past.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, he's like like when my wife makes like a
pie and then she'll get like a paintbrush thing, dip
it in melted butter, and the peet the top of
the pipe. Jason's hair is like that paintbrush.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
It's like when you cook a pan of portmants day
and then all the oils just seep out of it. Yes,
and then you take the you take the portmants out
and put it in your tacos, for example.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
There's just a pool of oil left.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, like that, and then Jason puts his togs on
it dives into it, and it's like that.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Yeah. But what I want to you, jays you should
be washing your hair every day or every two days.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Sure, But because we put it out to the audience,
what was the general tenor of the reply.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I have long hair that I wash every second day
and condition once a week. That's a bloke.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yeah. It depends on the hair type, doesn't it, As
we've just learned.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, right, I never wash my hair. I have none.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Yeah, And can I just point out that I recently
had a haircut and the hairdresser refused to shave my
hair because he thought I had great hair, and he
also said I had very healthy here.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
I agree. I think you've got great year. I think
you give yourself enough credit for a great year here,
So I think you've got the mess here in the world.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Here is the best in the world. What Jay best
in the world ain't number one, thank you, fellows.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
And I never wash it, that's true, Oh I do
with hot water.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Obviously you're lying well.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
I mean I'm standing under the shower and it's hot
and heat under it.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Why are you under the shower? I hop in my shower,
so you're like under the floorboards.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
It's just getting stupid, now, kiezy.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I'll read another text of that.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
It's all good.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, sure, it's just that guy asking for the frequency
and funk it a again.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
For the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Darky.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
I took monkeys there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Friday evening now. Earlier in the show also we
were talking about diamond rings and engagement rings.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Two hours ago, two hours ago.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
But with that in mind.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Funnily enough, our good mates at Diamonds on Richmond have
got on board with a big show again and we've
got an eight thousand dollars engagement ring to give away
for you.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Quietly. It has been valued at fifty thousand dollars. You said,
you said it was half a million. You got a
terrible memory.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
No, no, I've got a really good memory. You see
you say half a million dollars and now it's dropped
to fifty thousand.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Look, the diamond markets are all over the show at
the moment. I blame Trump, right, Okay, is it like
diamond tariffs? Yes, Jace, would you like to comment on.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
That at all?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
The diamond terriff?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Nah, you're all g Man diamonds on Richmond. Yeah. They
basically have given us an eight thousand dollar engagement ring
to give away to someone.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
Asterisk asterisk beside it beside what the ring? The eight
thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Oh, because it's valued at fifty thousand.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Well, and here's the thing. It's an engagement ring. So
how do you value thank you? Emotionally? It's worth a
million million dollars, possibly more, possibly less.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
I think the one I gave to my wife emotionally
is worth a billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Oh, I thought it looked a bit teddy. Actually, you
thought she would have been more excited about it and
not want to look forward to a new marriage that's
coming up.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
That's a reference to two hours ago.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
Listen to the podcasts, Yes.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Good listening. Eight thousand dollars engagement room. We've got it
to give away if you're keen here to hodak you
dot co dot ins register yourself. We'll send you out
a nudge pad which you can give to a friend
who's taking ages to bend the knee. Yes, the knee pad.
You put it on, Mike and that way you won't
damage your knee. Do you reckon if you have a genius?
Do you if you had a ducky knee pad on?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:23):
And then you propose. Do you think that would take
away from the proposal or.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
You're trying to fit in a little bit of a
yack in there, you know, a little bit of a
radio And then you'd have to explain it to her
and then once she got it, Oh, I mean she'd
just say yes straight away. I think. So I've got
two nudge pads at home. Why do you have two
knee pads? None of your business, keezy.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
You spend a lot of time on your knees. Yes, sanding,
sanding and stuff like and weeding, Oh yeah, weeding? Yeah,
anything else? Nah, Hoducky dot co dott ins in if
you want to get yourself in the draw eight thousand
bucks man?
Speaker 3 (51:55):
How good? So good?
Speaker 5 (51:59):
How much?
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Which was your engagement ring for your wife?
Speaker 1 (52:02):
I think it was thirty grand. Yeah, how much was yours?
Speaker 3 (52:05):
Because she was that a game of two halves diamond ring?
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:12):
A game of two halves diamond ring. Here's the Food
Fighters the.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
Hold indeed leads Zippelin. There on the radio. It's Black
seth Black seventh. What did I say? What the hell?
God Man, god Man?
Speaker 1 (52:32):
You say, lead Zippelin?
Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, Well I wasn't really paying attention to be honest. Hey,
let's give out some advice. Fellows sixteen.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
At gmail dot com. Get in touch with the Feelers.
Real email address meet Petty Nips sixty anymous real email
address meet Petty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
What it's not a anonymous I just get annoyed by
the anonymous. But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Why do you want me to read the real names?
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Well, I mean the email is an anonymous. It's a
real email.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
No, it's a real email.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
It's got a title, so it's not anonymous.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
This one here says from anonymous. So they asked to
be anonymous, and we have promised they'll be anonymous.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
So I think it's the word anonymous that annoys me.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Okay, this is from mystery person. Does that better?
Speaker 3 (53:26):
It's really good. That's cool. And if you could do
that with your arms every time the people obviously.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Again a rainbow with my hands my head, mystery person,
it's really good, like SpongeBob. If you get the reference,
if you know, get a fellow's anonymous here yesterday.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Mystery person.
Speaker 1 (53:42):
Ah, shit, mystery person, mystery person. Good a fellows mystery
person here yesterday, my cousin Wayne got married to his
now wife after being engaged for over a year. I
was disgusted to find out today that they eloped overseas
without telling anybody. Yeah, this upset me in the family
to say the least. Am I the wrong for thinking
(54:04):
that eloping is one of the most disgustingly selfish things
he could have done? Or am I just overacting because
I have now lost an opportunity to get on the
hammer all day for free. Yes, as mystery person, I
love this.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
What do you know, Well, I've got an opinion on
this because we were going, my wife and I were going,
we were going to Elope. Yes, because it's just such
a punish the wedding, the planning, the costs, all those things,
and you sort of think to yourself, well, you could
you know, you could be investing this money anywhere else,
and can you please everybody? And blah blah blah. We
(54:38):
just well I want to, well just go, so we'll
go to Europe or something like that, you know what
I mean, kesy Man. And then we went to a
mate's wedding and it was magnificent. And what dawned on
us was that the wedding is actually not about you.
The wedding is about your famili's her family and your family,
and it's the bringing together of two families. But it's
also your opportunity to say thank you to your respective
(54:59):
family le for getting you to the point where you
are now marrying the person of your dreams or in
my wife's case, me old moggy, old mGy. Yes, So
it's sort of that for us. Once we once we
realize that, and we came to the same realization by
being at this wedding, then it's a lovely thing to do.
It's not about you, it's about your family, can I
(55:20):
just say? And that's definitely about your family, because you're
the one that pays for it all.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
I mean, yeah, it's tough, right, and there are situations
where like your parents might help pay or whatever it
might be.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
Well, you know, my dad's dead.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
You not talking about. What I was saying, was he
paid with his life. I wasn't saying that either. That's
not what I was saying, although I would have said
he paid the ultimate price. Yes I was, which I'm not.
(55:55):
What I was saying was when I I loved my wedding,
and when I looked out and saw, like, you know,
while everyone's dancing and having a good time, and you
see like my mates chatting to like my uncle, my
holy Chad, mogi're up in Auckland, well away from the
wedding because I didn't really know them that well at
the time. But when you see these people interacting, You're like,
oh wow, it's pretty cool, Like I never would have
thought I would have seen that person with that person.
Speaker 4 (56:17):
And then one of your family members gets really steamed
and starts having to go to another family member, you know,
and that family member has got all that resentment there
from years ago. And then some of the young fellow's
smoker got too much gunga behind the bushes there and
they get hammered and make a spectacle of themselves and
throwing up in the corner of the of the sort
(56:39):
of wedding reception area.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
And then there's someone.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
Shagging and the bushes just totally you know, oblivious to
what's going on.
Speaker 3 (56:48):
That sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (56:49):
This is the way an invite the Huriarchy Big Show
week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (57:03):
Well there you get your mad bards. That's a big
show done and dusted this Friday. And indeed for the
week fellows, question for you you're getting on at this weekend?
Speaker 3 (57:10):
Wow, fellowose fellows. I'm three weeks deep in my sobriety. Yeah,
you know, I've got some mates that have come to stay. Yeah.
And I said to the Missus they're bringing gin Yeah,
I said, because the Missus is doing it with me.
We're staying sober until Fiji. Yes. And I've had a
text message saying I'm on the gins. Bring home some lemons,
(57:32):
some lemons, yes, and some tonic that sounds great, and
a couple of bags of you know chaps, yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Nose chips. No, just joking the fellas, fellas, We're just
joking about the.
Speaker 6 (57:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
No, an actual fact. I don't even know why I'm asked.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Of course you are well to be honest. Tomorrow night's
euro Night at a house atay so hot.
Speaker 3 (58:06):
Do you know what it is? It's I get Eurovision
in my head the song competition that they have, which
is really sort of camp and I just I'm seeing
you dancing around your land.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
I get it weirdly like bondage outfits and some sort
of really weird kinky euro.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Action, right, what does that mean? Euro Action? Do you
even know what euro Action is?
Speaker 3 (58:28):
You know what they do on the dungeons in Germany?
Wet it?
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, he hasn't been dungeons Germany. There's no dungeons in Germany.
Speaker 4 (58:38):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
In the podcast the Bottle of Red Wine, Tomorrow Nights,
I want to do Yeah, I just want to carry
on just what I can quickly throw it if you want, Jason,
ye do it. Today on the podcast, we chatted about
what do you Jay's new typewriter? So Jas put a
photo of his new typewriter. What kind of typewriter? It's
an Imperial.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
Olivetti, Oh, the Olivetty classic.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
For Jiz to pump out some poetry, that's what Mike
Minogue said yeah, and then I was expecting that. Yeah,
And then Ja said totally. The words have been piling
up for years. And then Mike said, start with one
about you writing a bumblebee and then I said, between
that and your piano, you'll be so busy. And then
Mike said another thing. You can sell it a year
as new and Jay said, you may laugh, Fellers, but
(59:25):
it cemented my retirement plans. In the meantime, just focus
on some content a fellas. It was an insight into the.
Speaker 3 (59:37):
It was a great chair. It's a great chat.
Speaker 4 (59:40):
I swear to God, I really want that that group
chat to be released as a book.
Speaker 3 (59:44):
We can't gat.
Speaker 1 (59:46):
It's mostly just pugs on reminding us of we have meetings.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
Though, yeah, and one of us asking usually me or
if not Jace, when something's happening and it's about four
comments above yeah, yeah, yeah, he does love it, loves.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
I still haven't figured out how do you know when
someone makes a comment and you want to pin that
comment and then comment on the comment.
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah, you hold down.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Your finger on it, yes, and then stop your foot
three times.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Three times, and then say candy man three times okay,
and then shove your phone up your ass.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Jesus just got out of control. To that, we've just
lost our minds. Hey, you asked how to do it, and.
Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Make sure you check out the podcast. Make sure you
check out the Instagram as well. There's lots going on there.
Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Have a great weekend till Monday, See you later.