September 4, 2025 • 48 mins
On today's show, Jase gets a gift, Mike's falling to bits, and Keyzie's a dirty thief.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, this is.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Show Jason Heitz.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Nightman and on get at your man bars. It's great
to have your company. That's gorgeous Thursday afternoon, the fourth
of September twenty twenty five, and you, my friends, as
always listening to the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
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Speaker 4 (00:33):
You know, I'm I'm disappointed, Margie. Yeah, I'm looking outside.
It's a beautiful sunny day and you come into the
studio wearing your big heavy jacket and you you sweat
it there and I don't get to see the tidy
whitey T shirt stretched over your heavily muscled torso it
(00:55):
always sort of bums me out when you do that.
Hopefully the studio will heat up as the afternoon goes
along and you'll strip off a little bit for old
Hoidy j Yeah, and I am I am going pretty
good your mare doll sex under a baby, but I
am a bit chilly in the studio.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, it's a bit coolies in here, you know what
I mean. So yeah, I have to wear a little
bit more and just cover up. But it'll just make
you all the happier once I do the robe later,
you know.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, totally. Man, it will make me happy now.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Keysy, I have to make me happy.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
But you're looking all right, man, I mean nothing. It's
sort of right home about it at the stage, just
a case you'll switch it a bit of a buffy hairdode. Yeah,
I suppose it's all right.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
But my Jason, my job isn't to come in here
and look good for you so you can ole me.
My job is to deliver high quality radio to the
great listeners in New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Google what Ogle? What I say? Sorry, I obviously got
Hoggle mixed up with it can be confused.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, I didn't realize you're in a horror of a movie.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
That's cool, a great mood. It's Friday for me. It's
a hell of a show today, Jas, I don't know
if you know what's coming up for Yeah, it needs
a sting. What's happening on the big show with old Mobile.
I mean, we'll have to revoice it, but that's pretty
good coming up on the show today, of course, yet
(02:25):
another chance to join the Fellers and fig we'll be
taking more entries for the Swingers Club, yeah man, which
is coming up real real soon, so keep your ears peeled.
We'll be talking about old mate DearS del Giddy. Since
we've spoken to Deer it has me I think he
might have been locked up. And of course we'll be
talking to Keyzy, who'll be talking to Jay's about a
(02:46):
gift he's got.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh how good he's definitely But.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Hodarkeys Indeed split ends there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Fellows, I'm on the horns of a dilemma. Oh god, no,
actually it's not a dilemma. It's something that's already been done,
so I can't do anything about it. I guess to
our last Friday Friday just gone. Yeah, I remember that,
Not really, I haven't even said what I'm Oh, I
thought you said, do you remember last Friday?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And I know, but like I literally couldn't tell you
what I was doing last Friday apart from the show.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, I was gonna say, you're being a manas on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Probably no, But I took out my some friends of
ours on our first ever client meal.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
That's right, yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So that was great, went really well. Racked up a
bit of a bill there, hey, an old keezy. He
covered the cost, you know, like a big dog.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Felt good.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
A few bottles of wine, like four bottles of wine,
you know, a few beers. He's flowing responsibly. Obviously a
lot of food, dessert. Then I noticed at the end
when I went to pay that they hadn't charged me
for one craft beer that said that we'd had three,
but we'd actually had four and they didn't charge me.
And I was like, at the time, I was like,
you know, I had a few drinks. I was like
jack pot swiped tip no, and then in left obviously.
(04:01):
And then the next hour I woke come and I
was like, I felt bad. Should I have let them know?
What are you do in that situation? If you are
given a free drink, you notice that it's there, do
you say anything?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You should feel bad. Firstly, I was always taught as
a kid, never accepted anything for free. Nothing's for free
in this world, son, Nothing's for free. And it's been
my philosophy throughout my entire life.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You can imagine as a top radio DJ, I'm often
offered free things. I won't take them. I'll give them
the pugs or something like that, really, or or the
backbones in the office. So first and foremost, nothing for free.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You're awesome.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Secondly, my second point is geez, businesses are struggling out
there at the moment, you know, particularly in the service industries,
in your restaurants, cetera. Right, they're probably going to go
under because of people like I bought so that's been
slaving away with his wife maybe or has some employe's
got teen employees. It was a woman, can't he can't
(05:03):
say any of them because people are cheating them on
the on the bell and not being honest about it.
I'm disgusting.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Well, I mean, I don't cut directly into their profit margins.
They're kes that beer. That's probably the place we're going
to going to get their profit. And it does come
at a cost. You're right, Hoidy Jay. It's not free
that bear. No, someone might have been free of you,
but it's kind of a huge cost to what's left
of your reputation, a huge cost. In this world. You've
(05:31):
only got your word, You've only got your name, Keysy.
You can only you know you can be honest, and
you wanted to be on the show talking about backbones
and meanwhile you're out there thieving off the everyday man
or woman. It was a woman in this case. But
you knew that that that that undercharged you. You knew
a mistake of being made, and you didn't correct it.
(05:52):
I wonder what your father would have to say about this,
would be disgusted, what would mon say? Should be filthy?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I remember when I went up from a MIA once
and I had the same scenario. But they're under charge
me by like two hundred bucks, yes, right, And not
only did I point that out to the MOGI, I
gave them a fifteen percent. Now, there's two sorts of
people in this world, Casey. There's people that own it
(06:19):
and are honest about stuff, right, and there's people that
just lie and cheat to.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Get by, right, Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
And I want to know, I mean, in this situation
us in and what would you do? Would you own
it and go hey, no, you're undercharging me.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Here, right?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Or would you do a kezy and just walk away
and rob them blind?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Now the other problem I've got here, kezy of course
is you were taking clients out. You know, this is
people that have done jobs for you as part of
your way around your Yeah, you've done jobs with them
as part of the media company you've built Kezy dot com.
That's not what it's called. Is this what kezy dot
com is all about?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Me?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Even I don't want people to think Kezy dot Com
is a thieven organization.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
No, it was just one beer.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The crappy is like fourteen dollars by the and I
know that they're about two dollars fifty at the Superman.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
That's the thing I guess is I mean if you
don't like the price, mate, don't buy it. Yeah, yeah,
I mean I certainly don't steal it.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Is that the philosophy of kesey dot Com that's will
to take the kez dot com will take what we
can get exactly?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
No, not exactly. That's not okay cool. I just want
to see what your guys opinions were on.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
What I want you to do, Kezy. What is go
back to that restaurant tonight and pay them double the price.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Okay, what a piece of work. Here's Grimspoon.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The hold aching big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Queens of the Stone Age. There on the radio, holdankey
big show this Thursday afternoon. The time is Ford twenty seven.
Kesey previously was telling us a shocking story, it's not
a shock of how he had a client dinner which
he paid for. Then when he went to pay the bill,
no tip, by the way, which he never does because
it gets deep in.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Tip for New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
But anyway, regardless, he got the bell and he saw
that they'd undercharged him for one beer for one beer,
and he sort of snickered to himself and went, yeah boy,
and didn't inform them of the fact that snicker or
snigger snigger, and then walked off with a big smile
on his face, knowing that he'd ripped the restaurant off,
(08:24):
and he thought, yeah boy, I got away with that.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
He was rubbing his hands together with glee, with.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Glee, you guys were there, where'd you get that info from?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Because I spent like five hundred bucks at this restaurant,
all right, and they gave me one free craft beer
by accident. And I noticed after as I went to pay.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I was paying.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I was a hangout. That doesn't say it, but I'd
already paid. The card was processed and it was done.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
You can't do it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, there's no way you can use the card again
to pay for the actual beer.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
That's amazing that they had a deal that night, spend
five hundred bucks get a beer free.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No they I was just trying to show that I
actually was spinning quite put three four eight three the
text machine, the text machin's been backing me up here
one hundred percent. I'd do a Tony, which I guess
is I'd do a Kezy.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, what I'm saying times are tough, I'd be pulling
a Kezi. Depends on the value, to be honest. Fourteen
dollars craft beer. They'd buy them for like two bucks each.
You know they're making a big profit there.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
What make excuses for you?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
So now they only have to sell another six to
make up the loss that they've had with that one
that you stole. Yeah, yeah, I mean I get I
guess so here three four eight three weak gatted dog behavior.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't know if it's weak gutted, like it's just
a one for a small mistake with one.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
First one here, I would own up and let them
know because I'm a kei with with manna and I'm
a huge backbone, not like slithery snake Kesy. Yeah it's easy.
This one here is sort your shit out, Tony.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I what. I just have this vision of a bloated
and sort of sweet, falling sweaty falling by the wayside Keysy.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
In his fifties behind bars.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Wow. No, he's got a huge mention there, moogi. And
how's he got it by wrapping people off.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
At the expense of others? Keys at the expense of others.
So it was one beer one of those text here.
I don't believe this.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Good afternoon to you, Jason Mike. I was the one
that served the thief in your room on Friday, and
I just wanted you guys to be aware that the
craft beer that was stolen has been taken out.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Of my wages. Yeah, yeah, no, but that's bollocks that
anyone could text that in. Yeah, you know, well what
about this one, Okada Fellas Back in the day, I
went through seven thousand dollars in cash from the bank,
candle it at home and there was an extra one
hundred dollars yere, So I took it back to the bank.
The next day waited for the same tower. I gave
it back to her. She was so happy because her
(10:53):
tail hadn't balanced the day before that. She burst into
tears and gave me a twenty dollar bonus bond of
her own. She hugged me the next week. I won
twenty thousand dollars off. That is that could have been
you keys, you know, And it's just.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
That's great, And it's just actually reminded me that there's
a very lightly scenario that they tried to balance the
box at the end of the night there with the meal,
it was like fourteen bucks short, and the dude got fired.
He's got two kids at home, a wife who's struggling,
um struggling, and now he's lost his job because Kezy
(11:38):
had would not pay his bill properly.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I just see, you guys are overreacting on this, But
I mean it's just not a big deal. Like someone
takes through here three four eight three, Keyzy shitting on
small businesses again, that is.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Well, let us know three four eight three. If you
think it's ideon on, we should possibly do a big
pole here. No I'd hang up.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Just my wife's just ticked through saying that you thought
that you'd been given a free beer but you actually weren't.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, well that's even worse because in your mind you
went under charged me. I'm just going to walk away.
Doesn't your mind the behavior anything?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio The Big Show. Swingers Club is back,
and this time it's going global.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Bull up.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Racism Alert, Racism Alert.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So Jason the Big Show heading over to Fiji to
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We are staying at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and SPA.
We're flying over there with Fiji Airways because Fellers, Fiji
is where happiness comes naturally, and we're playing a championship
golf course designed by VJ.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Singh.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, man, it is going to be amazing. It's going
to be hard, but we're gonna have a bloody great
long weekend.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
It's exciting, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Fellas they've got a pool, yeah man, what well, we
won't be going in there.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
And an ocean. Really, it's just a golf I mean,
go is going to be good. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
I'm picking too. They're gonna have a peg on a
spet oh really and a buffet really yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Man, is that all your picking?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Get a hugo your mad basket? How's life?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Buller Fellers are Yeah? What are you?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
What are you picking? They're going to have hugo?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Ah, I don't know. I'm a bit nervous to be
here because I think he will probably try to steal
something again.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what about. They'll
have fresh fruits.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yes, yeah, you know what I mean. You mailon your
I have a few fresh fruits.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Hands on the melons in the morning.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Really yeah yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Who would you take your psycho?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh I'm torn to either be the brother or the muscles.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah yeah, tell me here go. Do you like to
have a bit of a smack on the golf course? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I am. No one in the group is a bit
of a good slinger. You go.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
One last question, man, this is just for notes on
our side. What do you do for a crust?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I'm in sales.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, on your man, stay on the line and I'll
put some will look after you. No, worries at all,
like loath sales. Can I leam your mad basard Hell's life?
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Yeah, not bad mate, Good on you mate.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
What do you do for a crust limb?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I grow apples?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Mate, everyone loves amples, man, What do you sing of
their apples?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
When's the season for apples?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Just checked up? Maybe just finish? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
I thought i'd have a winter, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Liam? Do you ever say how about them apples?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Every game?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
That must be the best part of your job. That's
what gets me through the day.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, Liam, tell me mate. Yeah, you like a bit
of gold action?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah mate, I actually just broke a hundred last week.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Oh you were right in our zone. Yeah mate, you
were right in our zone. And who would you take
with you?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Probably might be played golf all the time. It sounds great,
that's perfect, that's perfect.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Good on your man, Sam, the line and old pucksand studio.
But you'll look after you all right, beautiful good stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
So that's good.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And just for those listening that we're worried that they've
missed out where, we've decided we're going to do two
of these today so we will have another chance to
get yourself in the drawer to join us in Fiji
for the next hour or so.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, I think so, because it just plays random. People
are so desperate to be a part of this, and
why wouldn't you be.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yeah, it's gonna be so great.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Big shout out tourism Fiji, Fiji ear Waves, ear Waves.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
And also the Continental What.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
What is the vive?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
What the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkies.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Indeed place no more there on the Radio Darchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four fifty three.
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah. Look, I'll keep it brief, fellers, just to say
that I'm watching the one hour long finale of Seinfeld
twenty minutes and I'll let you know how it goes.
All right, that's all I'm going to say. I'll give
me a case. It will eventually get there. I'm not
quite there yet.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I'll keep it brief as well, Fellows. I watch the
end of Slow Horses. Oh, very end. At the very end.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
You've absolutely pained that.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Yeah, I had. We went pounding through it. Very nice
last it'll scene, yeah, very nice last. It'll see very
good series. I enjoyed it. There's another one coming soon
that's me done and dusted.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
The ripper give it like three point eight busiest a
fly pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And that's on Apple TV. Is there you go, slow horses,
check it out, fellers. I'm not going to be around
the bush here. Last night I watched an episode of
Grand Designs New Zealand. Yeah, okay, season nine. I think
it was episode five.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
American couple dnedin budget of one point four million to
one point six in a real stretch and they want
the house built.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
In ten months time.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's on a heil, it's from the just a be
a lot, be a lot on a hell so it
needs to hell of a lot of retaining work, all
sorts of stuff. Sure, they want the house to be
six meters tall yep. On the side, huge really high ceiling.
It has an eighty meter retaining wall right eighty meters
behind it, eighty meters long and four meters at certain point.
(17:51):
There's the people who have one point four to one
point six to spin and want it done New Zealands
and New Zealand and d need good. American couple. They
got the price back on how much to build it.
Guess how much it was, ah, two point four two
point four jas two point nine four point three million dollars.
It was close four point three mil. And they were like,
oh okay, And then she couldn't like compromise. No, I
(18:14):
have to have the library. No, I have to have
my crafts room. I have to have the media room.
They had to cut the whole house. Yeah, they had
to raise it up instead of retaining it and all
this sort of stuff. So they ended up with a
one bedroom house with a lounge and a library and
a craft room, and they have to build the rest
of it. And they've got kids, like young kids from eighteen.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Nineteen, like a dream. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
They can't come to visit and stay over now they
have to sleep on the couch. And they want to
spend one point four for half the house two point
one million dollars and DIBt mortgage stupid for half the house.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
That will make me too angry to watch. Which one's
the episode five later season? I'm not watching it. That's crazy.
So she's held a tire family a ransom so that
she can get what she wants. If you want to
get that, then you need to earn the money to
pay for it. Well, I'm not saying she doesn't work.
You haven't earned enough money exactly. And so because and
(19:12):
now in their fifties or something, they had like one
point for like a huge mortgage, ridiculous, ridiculous, they'll just
get passed you under the kids. Yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah,
So if anyone wants to watch that team.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
It works, is it?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
The hold aking Big Show with Mike and Keysy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod I.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along, Beardfly,
you're listening to the Big show board you but reburger.
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Speaker 5 (19:49):
Sorry, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's it. Deserves a good hearty, not
not a minuscule y Fellers. Hey, no, listen, yesterday we
were talking a lot about Keys and the fact that
he's going on a big stag do tomorrow. It's a
two nighter, I mean Fish and foremost Yeah, another day
off for Keezy. I'm not going there. I'm not going
(20:12):
to go there. You fill your boots, Keezy. If they're
going to let you out for a month for you know,
whatever you want to do. That's all.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Gim a month a month.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
But anyway, and I was thinking, though, because I don't
know about you, I'm a little bit worried about that.
You know, two days usually a stag dudes, one day,
isn't it?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Mine was mine? Was? I think mine was one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Surprisingly a lot of them are too.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
And.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
That was kind of the end of it. Yeah, but
this is like twenty dudes, right, Okay, you know what
I mean? Like, how many were yours? Like three?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
No, there were a lot of dudes or were they
your mates or were they paid to be there?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Most of them were paid. They just mates of one
of my mates, because he felt bad about how few
mates are here.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, And so I thought it.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Might be great if we got him to old dares
Dal Giddy. Oh yeah, because you know he's a man
of experience and maybe give a bit of advice for olds.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
It's just a random old farmer dude. Why does he
have to Yeah, but he's been there and done that.
He does it all kezy man, he's a backbone, right backbone. Okay, Well,
I wonder if actually if you heard are you talking
about being a thief? He wouldn't like that, No.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
He'd be feelthy about that.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Well, actually I think we remember I didn't end up
being a thief at the end of misunderstanding.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Don't bring it up with them, okay.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Hod Ikey Hughes there on the radio, Holdnkey Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. Now, Kezy Moggie and I were a
little bit worried about how you're going to get on
at the stag. Do it feels like you maybe potentially
getting over your head here right? This could blow out
to us sort of all encompassing weekend and croaching into
(21:52):
the workspace. So we thought we'd give old mate DearS
Dal Giddy a call because he's an experienced old barcity's
been there and done.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
That absolutely as we just worry about your keysy, that's
all me, right, is sometimes you just need somebody from
the outside who maybe get a little bit of perspective.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Is this like one of those ski you straight kind
of ones where they get prisoners to come to a
school and tell them about what not.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Don't be bad, because this is what I did. I
don't know. We'll find out.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
The big show is we will corresponding.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Dere's dell giveing DearS deal getting on the line now, DearS,
how you going?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Ye're pretty good, Christopher, A can't complain, mate, Yeah, you would.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Have been to your fiarshire of stig dudes. Man, Now
you've got any advice for old Keyesy over here?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
You could say that, mate? You know my mate, you
know I will be married and I'll be married on
my before if I saw me, it's stags and me
own Christopher. You know I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Mate.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Well, you obviously survive them. Casey's about to embark on
a stag too this weekend. It's going to be a
two day. You got any advice for the young fella?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
No, you just gotta be careful. Way that's put to you, Christopher.
I just say you've gotta be care away, right, You've
got a good idea at the time, mate, you gotta
go and stay away from the bigs. You know, I
don't we going there. You're trying to keep you with
Charlie and all that you want to carry on, mate,
(23:29):
And I know you say gets a good idea, you know,
you think, oh, yeah, I'll just him the one. You know,
I'm just tuning in with the boys, need minute at
six o'clock in the morning, and the bloody bude you're
talking to you, and you're talking to the bloody bird,
and you feel like shit.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
You think, yeah, I appreciate what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Is I mean, I don't know how much you know
about me, man, but I'm pretty I'm a pretty response.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You're gonna stay off the crack by Chris. It's the
st Christopher. You can't be hanging off the back end
of a cracked plight.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Well, I know you like it, right, I don't here,
I don't like cracked.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
One of them want they're grabbing a hold of your
mate because it's all over.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yeah, it is, of course, old Kezy. He's going to
have to share a bed with probably a strange man
that he's never met before. You got any advice here, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, look, words of the wise here, Christopher, words to
the mate. Just make sure you've got a plenty of
the dama. Okay, it all be all good here. You
know you'll be down for whatever, right, Just get a
few beers in you and punch each other's faces. And
there's one of the things all about ok. Good on
(24:45):
you don't forget about the rippers.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Hey, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I'll take his It's good to hear from Disdey get
you there, it's been ages and take his advice on
we'll see you later. Yeah, that definitely helped Jason. Okay,
see it is because last thing I want to do
is let you guys down and lit Dis down as well,
So I'll certainly be behaving a right fellas.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
All right, you're right me.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Bye is.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Okay, he's got bye. All right fellas well. We've heard
from Des there and you know you've you've certainly scared
me straight. I want to let the two of you
guys down. Also, don't want to let Dez down as well,
so I'll make sure.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
To be on my best behavior. I think you'd be
letting DearS down if you were on your best behavior,
right as he sees, you just got to be careful,
Just be careful, so you know, go hard right, just
be careful right absolutely, Speaking of going hard.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy,
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ike
The Big Show. Swingers Club is back and this time
it's going global.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Sure is.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
John your mad bart house?
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Sorry man, it's just fight off. Yeah, okay, it's good, good.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Good on you mate. What do you do for a cross?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
John?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Made on a truck driver? We do frames and trusses
back bye. Tell me John. Do you like a bit
of a smack on the on the golf course?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah? Made?
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, I am a bit of a driver made.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, you go to the bother arrangement I can and
smack a few balls around. Yeah, get the one.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I'm picking John as one of those dudes that just
did douches it and smacks at about three hundred meters?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Is that you John?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Maybe eighty nineties? John? Who would you take with you?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I'll probably take my best friend? Oh yeah's.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Man.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
His name is.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
How good Man. This one good on you, John, stand
the line pack, samm will put you in the drawer.
Make good luck. Thanks your mate. Get a Mitch your
mad bassetart. How's life?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
You get a fellows? It's great? How about you guys? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yeah, good things Mitch. What do you do for a
crustier stallion?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I'm antimator right.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Oh yeah, boney? Sorry, yeah, backbone?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
So what you go to some place and you estimate
how much it's worth.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
You go to a place, and how much something is
going to cost. Man, it's going to cost?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Oh good?
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
How much is going to cost? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Man?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Actually, Keasy was just talking about an absolute tragedy on
what's on the TV today, people that were building a
house and it blew out to over two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
My fault, man, Yeah, I know, it's not your fault.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
There'd be a hell of a coincidence if it was
your fault. Man, be crazy. Hey if you won this
this golfing trip to you know, go with us to Fiji. Man,
who would you take with you?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah? Yeah? Nice? Do you play a bit of golf match?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
She plays more than me. I track you out though?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
All right, well you're in the drawer, mitch mate. We'll
hand you over a pugs on he look after you,
all right.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Thanks, Flowers?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Nice. Actually, you know, to have some some woman come
along as well, you know what I mean? Well, just
to have that energy, what do you mean on the
golf course, follers instead of old kezy halfening paffing around
the place, Jeff me huffing, And that's not to say
that Mitch's you know, wife will partner, but she might
(28:43):
be an Effer and Jeiffer as well. You know, she
might have happened.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Hey, this is all thanks to our mates at Tourism Fiji.
It's the Hockey Swingers Club Fiji Edition, Fiji Airways of
flying us over there and we're staying at the Intercontinental
Fiji Golf Resort and SPA Championship Golf Course. It rules
in Fiji courses where happiness comes naturally.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I just went on Lin and checked it out, fellows.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah beautiful, Yeah, what'd you find out about it?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
She is beful?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Well, Mitch's wife. Come on, man, you can't say that.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Four on Radio Space Hood there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is five thirty eight, fellows.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Fellas, I was listening today to the Agenda podcast. It's
a podcast created by the ACC generally hosted by Mike
Lane and various co hosts. On that show, You have
your Mania Stewart from the Breakfast Show, Mash, James mccaroney
rolls in from time to time, and Matt Heath as well. Today.
(29:46):
It was interesting because Mike Lane has been away for
a little bit. It came back and they sort of
do a preamble if you will, before the credits roll,
and in that chat, somehow attention turned by Mania Stewart
to the fact that he shares a desk with you
here in the studio, Jason, the fact that it's always
a pig sty when he comes in, and you are
(30:06):
the one blaming him for the fact that it's a
pig sty, and that just sort of rolled on into
Mike Lane and minist You're absolutely going you about your
golfing ability and what they're planning to do. Apparently you're
going to be in a team going around and playing
around a golf this weekend from what I understand, And
I just want you to know, men, you're probably best
(30:28):
not to listen to it because it's just going to
fire you up. So I'm just I'm just letting you
know it's out there. Okay, people are talking about it,
but just don't listen. You just don't listen to it.
Be the bigger man. Having said that, just for the
audience his little clip.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Jase was for the longest time running an angle that
I'm leaving all these cups and stuff in the studio
and all this paper, and so in his mind. Every
day I come in and I chew half a pack
of Nicorette gun, put the gum back in the wrapper,
and then leave it on his desk. I also print
out the rundown for the show, right the exact same
notes he does, then screw it up and leave that
(31:03):
on the disc as well.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
I had to ask. He was like, does he genuinely
believe that in his own mind? Or is this the winder?
But he genuinely thinks it's you leaving all that stuff on.
Tell you what I can't wait for. It's on the
topic of Jason Hoyt that we're competing in a bit
of a tournament this Sunday Sunday and he's been paired
with us, and I don't care what I score. I'm
going to mentally disintegrate you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Interesting stuff, and goes on to on.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
The actual party. We thought that was probably enough.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, And it's funny, isn't it, because he Manai's throwing
it out there that there's these the Big Show, what
we do on the Big Show. I leave that there
deliberately so they might have some good content for the
Breakfast Show. I mean, I don't know if you've heard
this show, but so I leave that for those guys,
and they ca him just work off that, yeah, because
(31:56):
they see what a success our show is. And then like,
oh look, actually the Big Show is doing this fellas,
why don't we give that a crack? You know what
I mean? So it's a it's an inspirational type from
the gum, the nicer gun that's just.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
A lie nickeric gum under their desk for like a
month straight.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Well I didn't see that. But and in terms of
Mike Lane, you know, Mike Lane's always chipping at me
about you know this and that and stealing the A
C C chips and all that sort of carry on.
I've got one thing to say to Mike Lane, worry
do I know about it?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Four on Radio cos There on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon the time five forty nine feelers.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I feel like every now and then it's probably it's
like good practice to just give your friends gifts unprompted
for no reason.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Sure, and I've decided to do that now.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Good.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
I need a bit of cheering up today. Man, you
got your.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Foot and need a bit of care and love.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
This particular gift isn't for you. It's for Jase, and
the reason being is that you don't need this.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Okay, he does need this.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
What are we friends? We're friends, man, That's all the
gift I need, Keysy.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Now, because I got this gift and I really want
to give it to you as well. So he's going
to give it to you.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Man, if you emphasize the give it, you know, I'm
not going to give it to you. I didn't say
you're going to give it to him. You're going to
give it if you're.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Going to give it to me? Okay, all right, well
here okay, Jasus keen bring it for you to give
it to him. I'm going to give him the gift.
He's just going over to grab something. I'm just watching
him here. Now. I don't know what this is neither bag,
which is how you know it's not something of quality.
(34:00):
He's trying to do the old sweitch aroo on your
here or you ja don Mike. So it's it's it's
a yes, is a very fi yes, European. I know
what it is.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I know what it is.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
I'm very excited.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I can't undo it.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yeah, doesn't know how to undo a bow? Has anybody
got a chainsaw? Jason is putting his glasses on. This
has gone a right at the early stages here, keasy, Yeah,
good idea. Put the Jason music on?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
There you going that? Not Jason?
Speaker 4 (34:33):
It's really tight man. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Do you need a hand? Do you want me to
get could anybody else to do it?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Can you open it for me? Magie? And don't ruin
the VERSACEI bag.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
So it's a genuine Versaci products Jace.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
And everyone listening knows that Versaci is a quality it's
a quality company.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I've heard about them. Actually yeah, yeah, it is from Europe.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
The reason I've given you this gift is because we
went down to Wellington. Yeah, and you have a bright
pink carry bag that you ah wow, So so can
I say, great expense this bag. I've replaced your pink
carry bag with a really fancy one from Europe that
cost me hundreds of euros.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Wow, it's like a leather carry bag. It's Masacci man.
How's that?
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Man?
Speaker 5 (35:25):
That's amazing keys. Yeah, man, so that's your new luggage bag.
I thought it was going to be more of a
comedy bag to Ben. Yeah yeah, I need one of
those keys. You've got another one, man.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Look at that Fellers. It's got like a velvet interior.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah, it's really nice, little small ones, really nice. Hold
it up for the camera, mate, and once it good
on the front Asaci on it it's embarrassing. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that's a great Bason.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Just take that off though, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
You want to leave that on when you got to Europe, Jase,
So you got a nice Passacci bag.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Very nice, well done. Yeah yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
So you can replace that pink one you've got. Ah yeah, no,
no you have to, you're simply mass Yeah no, but
that costs a lot of money, Jason. Right, it wasn't free.
It wasn't a free It definitely wasn't free with the
colombe my wife brought me from Farmers all right, I
definitely was it, Okay, I bought it, Okay, I definitely
wasn't able to choose between that and a a SUCHI
(36:19):
Fenny Pecker. Right, Okay, So that four hundred euros that
cost you welcome.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Thanks mate, I'll use that Kezy.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Oh yeah. My wife was like, when you're gonna get
rid of this thing out of the house. I was like,
I know the perfect guy. Oh it's great.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Bill the Idol the Whold Arching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
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Show the South Tuesday evening the time forming us of
six o'clock.
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Speaker 2 (37:33):
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Yeah, forgotten heavily.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I've never heard this phrase before in my life. A
stag bag. We're going to be talking about that.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Well, it's just I'm going on a stag and I've
got my bag packed, and whenever I go on a
stag do, I have the same list of stuff. And
I just thought i'd share with the audience the perfect
stag bag. So that's after some guns and roses Fellers.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
I hope it's a long one.
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The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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Well you know where you burn and it's like a
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You use a Brazil outside to keep warm?
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The Exponent's here on the radio. Hold Arky Big Show
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Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah, man, you've done nothing but eat the whole time
you've been in here. Goas do you mind? Man, I'm
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Speaker 5 (42:10):
I woke up a couple of mornings ago. True story. Wow, cheers,
sorry pay Yeah, thank god for that. And it was
about three o'clock in the morning, went to the bathroom.
He had a bit of a sore foot, left foot.
It's a bit sory. So what I said to myself,
and I said it quiet because I don't want to
wake up my missus. Then just a little bit sore.
(42:31):
I woke by the time I woke up properly the
next morning. Absolutely so is limping like a baarst that
I was? Yeah, he slowly it warms up across the
course of the day and it gets better and you
think I'm all good here, and then the next night,
same thing happened. So thir third day in a row,
I've worken up with us. It's it is absolutely killing me.
(42:51):
Like I am limping. I need crutches in the morning.
That's how I bearded the limp. Wow wow, occasionally that
longs warm up. Now I've done nothing to it, nothing,
you know, like I haven't been going to the gym.
I haven't been to the gym for six weeks, right,
I haven't run, I haven't I've done nothing. Is this
just what this must be? What happens? It's just all
(43:11):
of a sudden, the thing that's been perfectly fine, it's
just had enough miles on it and just baggers out
like something going to car keys. Yeah, yeah, she just
had enough. It's done. It's done. That hurts now from
now on, that just hurts. So do you think you
have now got like a dicky foot? Well, I do
have a dickey foot, but I don't know how long
the dickiness is going to be there, you know. And
then the missus last night, she goes, oh, I have
(43:32):
some Anika cream. Yeah, a couple of pills, which I
did because she's been a happy well. She likes medicine.
She likes giving you medicine. She looking after me. I
know your missus is indifferent, keysy, but my wife and yours,
Jay say, I look it after us.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Joe, got to be honest. You know, my wife does
that too. She offers me all sorts of homeopathect barms,
remedies and stuff. It's just all bullshit.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Well you take it. You don't take it to make
yourself feel bit of Jay, You take it to make
them feel needs to feel better. Well, she feels better
when she's making other people feel being a key, that's right.
She's not as selfish as your misses. But yeah, I
like Jason's wife, who's who's a mothering instinct, whereas your
(44:17):
wife more of a lone dog.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Yeah, yeah, just does her own thing.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
A lone dog. I mean, wolf ah cool cool.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
And my wife, you know, I feel terrible because I
give a jip about all the bards I know, but
she rubs them in me and that's I mean, I
don't care what the bama is, it's the rubbing.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
I like how much you must have like a rubbing?
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
If you let me finish, I was gonna say she
must rubbed a mess of like five litre tub of
nosebarm That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
But you wouldn't let me. Mogie's wife is really weird.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
The Big Show, Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in and
four on Radio Hoki.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Well there you got your man Barsards. That's a big
show done in dust to for your Thursday evening. I'm
going home to ram and the Noodles Fowlers. Oh well,
Ramen is noodles, isn't it with a poached chicken breast
and a sort of gingery chicken broth.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
You excited for me?
Speaker 5 (45:27):
I would have go that far. I hope you enjoy it.
I look forward to hearing about it tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Also has a hard boiled egg in it, which I
always enjoy. Best in the world, Yeah, best in the world.
I'm not making it's my wife and the world. Hey
email Listen to the podcast outro. Today, we were talking
about the weather.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
It's really like, no one's going to listen to that,
tecking it out. We're talking about the weather. No one cares,
says here we were talking about catchphrases. Here's a clip
of it. Comes out today at seven thirty. If you
like the Big Show, oh give it a search, listen
to more.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I was telling Keezy on the way to the car
after commenting on how busy the bar was on the
corner there, and he said, do you realize how often
you've mentioned that the bar must do well?
Speaker 5 (46:10):
Yeah, once a week. But we're going to have standard ship? Yeah,
I think would mind be? You need to sort your
ship out?
Speaker 4 (46:24):
I don't know, man, It's just a fascinating chat that
Kezy and I have on the way to the car.
A keazy Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
There's like a relationship because you have those things that
you constantly repeat to your wife, which she doesn't want
to hear.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yes I do. Actually, yeah, well I comfort myself that
we all have those.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
Yeah you know what I mean? Yeahgi's I definitely do.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Yes, here is he definitely one of them?
Speaker 5 (46:49):
Legends? Is another one to do? Is another one? What's
that babe? Backbone? Babes is another. Yeah, I got plenty.
But yeah, then there's other observations that I'll make like that,
like Jason's got there, that I'll make with my wife,
which I've got no doubt. She hates my gats for
saying yeah you yes, I don't need to hear it again.
They've heard of a million times. Get some new lines.
(47:10):
You bore me, Yeah, because she's quite hate and look, yeah,
I don't know, keys, the more you talk about this,
you think I should break up with her, Jesus, I
don't know. That's the thing, because it feels to me
like your wife's been getting your ear because she's got
a real problem with other people being happy. Yeah, I
(47:30):
tell you what you started, your wife jays.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
When I do that, you know what, my wife says,
what man? And that's when I know. So you've said, yeah,
go okay, okay, yeah, okay, fine, forget it.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Oh we in the spare room tonight. Thanks very much. Hey.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Listen to The Big Show four to seven every week,
of course, and if you've enjoyed it, you can get
a full highlights package plus bonus content. Every night at
seven thirty the podcast comes.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Out The one Have a good staggy there, Kezia. I
don't want massive hooded eyes Naisally keysy on the Monday.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
So you've said ye tomorrow
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Speaker 3 (00:12):
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Speaker 4 (00:14):
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Speaker 4 (00:33):
You know, I'm I'm disappointed, Margie. Yeah, I'm looking outside.
It's a beautiful sunny day and you come into the
studio wearing your big heavy jacket and you you sweat
it there and I don't get to see the tidy
whitey T shirt stretched over your heavily muscled torso it
(00:55):
always sort of bums me out when you do that.
Hopefully the studio will heat up as the afternoon goes
along and you'll strip off a little bit for old
Hoidy j Yeah, and I am I am going pretty
good your mare doll sex under a baby, but I
am a bit chilly in the studio.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, it's a bit coolies in here, you know what
I mean. So yeah, I have to wear a little
bit more and just cover up. But it'll just make
you all the happier once I do the robe later,
you know.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, totally. Man, it will make me happy now.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Keysy, I have to make me happy.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
But you're looking all right, man, I mean nothing. It's
sort of right home about it at the stage, just
a case you'll switch it a bit of a buffy hairdode. Yeah,
I suppose it's all right.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
But my Jason, my job isn't to come in here
and look good for you so you can ole me.
My job is to deliver high quality radio to the
great listeners in New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Google what Ogle? What I say? Sorry, I obviously got
Hoggle mixed up with it can be confused.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, I didn't realize you're in a horror of a movie.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
That's cool, a great mood. It's Friday for me. It's
a hell of a show today, Jas, I don't know
if you know what's coming up for Yeah, it needs
a sting. What's happening on the big show with old Mobile.
I mean, we'll have to revoice it, but that's pretty
good coming up on the show today, of course, yet
(02:25):
another chance to join the Fellers and fig we'll be
taking more entries for the Swingers Club, yeah man, which
is coming up real real soon, so keep your ears peeled.
We'll be talking about old mate DearS del Giddy. Since
we've spoken to Deer it has me I think he
might have been locked up. And of course we'll be
talking to Keyzy, who'll be talking to Jay's about a
(02:46):
gift he's got.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh how good he's definitely But.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Hodarkeys Indeed split ends there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Fellows, I'm on the horns of a dilemma. Oh god, no,
actually it's not a dilemma. It's something that's already been done,
so I can't do anything about it. I guess to
our last Friday Friday just gone. Yeah, I remember that,
Not really, I haven't even said what I'm Oh, I
thought you said, do you remember last Friday?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And I know, but like I literally couldn't tell you
what I was doing last Friday apart from the show.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, I was gonna say, you're being a manas on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Probably no, But I took out my some friends of
ours on our first ever client meal.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
That's right, yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So that was great, went really well. Racked up a
bit of a bill there, hey, an old keezy. He
covered the cost, you know, like a big dog.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Felt good.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
A few bottles of wine, like four bottles of wine,
you know, a few beers. He's flowing responsibly. Obviously a
lot of food, dessert. Then I noticed at the end
when I went to pay that they hadn't charged me
for one craft beer that said that we'd had three,
but we'd actually had four and they didn't charge me.
And I was like, at the time, I was like,
you know, I had a few drinks. I was like
jack pot swiped tip no, and then in left obviously.
(04:01):
And then the next hour I woke come and I
was like, I felt bad. Should I have let them know?
What are you do in that situation? If you are
given a free drink, you notice that it's there, do
you say anything?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You should feel bad. Firstly, I was always taught as
a kid, never accepted anything for free. Nothing's for free
in this world, son, Nothing's for free. And it's been
my philosophy throughout my entire life.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You can imagine as a top radio DJ, I'm often
offered free things. I won't take them. I'll give them
the pugs or something like that, really, or or the
backbones in the office. So first and foremost, nothing for free.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You're awesome.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Secondly, my second point is geez, businesses are struggling out
there at the moment, you know, particularly in the service industries,
in your restaurants, cetera. Right, they're probably going to go
under because of people like I bought so that's been
slaving away with his wife maybe or has some employe's
got teen employees. It was a woman, can't he can't
(05:03):
say any of them because people are cheating them on
the on the bell and not being honest about it.
I'm disgusting.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Well, I mean, I don't cut directly into their profit margins.
They're kes that beer. That's probably the place we're going
to going to get their profit. And it does come
at a cost. You're right, Hoidy Jay. It's not free
that bear. No, someone might have been free of you,
but it's kind of a huge cost to what's left
of your reputation, a huge cost. In this world. You've
(05:31):
only got your word, You've only got your name, Keysy.
You can only you know you can be honest, and
you wanted to be on the show talking about backbones
and meanwhile you're out there thieving off the everyday man
or woman. It was a woman in this case. But
you knew that that that that undercharged you. You knew
a mistake of being made, and you didn't correct it.
(05:52):
I wonder what your father would have to say about this,
would be disgusted, what would mon say? Should be filthy?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I remember when I went up from a MIA once
and I had the same scenario. But they're under charge
me by like two hundred bucks, yes, right, And not
only did I point that out to the MOGI, I
gave them a fifteen percent. Now, there's two sorts of
people in this world, Casey. There's people that own it
(06:19):
and are honest about stuff, right, and there's people that
just lie and cheat to.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Get by, right, Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
And I want to know, I mean, in this situation
us in and what would you do? Would you own
it and go hey, no, you're undercharging me.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Here, right?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Or would you do a kezy and just walk away
and rob them blind?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Now the other problem I've got here, kezy of course
is you were taking clients out. You know, this is
people that have done jobs for you as part of
your way around your Yeah, you've done jobs with them
as part of the media company you've built Kezy dot com.
That's not what it's called. Is this what kezy dot
com is all about?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Me?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Even I don't want people to think Kezy dot Com
is a thieven organization.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
No, it was just one beer.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The crappy is like fourteen dollars by the and I
know that they're about two dollars fifty at the Superman.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
That's the thing I guess is I mean if you
don't like the price, mate, don't buy it. Yeah, yeah,
I mean I certainly don't steal it.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Is that the philosophy of kesey dot Com that's will
to take the kez dot com will take what we
can get exactly?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
No, not exactly. That's not okay cool. I just want
to see what your guys opinions were on.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
What I want you to do, Kezy. What is go
back to that restaurant tonight and pay them double the price.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Okay, what a piece of work. Here's Grimspoon.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The hold aching big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Queens of the Stone Age. There on the radio, holdankey
big show this Thursday afternoon. The time is Ford twenty seven.
Kesey previously was telling us a shocking story, it's not
a shock of how he had a client dinner which
he paid for. Then when he went to pay the bill,
no tip, by the way, which he never does because
it gets deep in.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Tip for New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
But anyway, regardless, he got the bell and he saw
that they'd undercharged him for one beer for one beer,
and he sort of snickered to himself and went, yeah boy,
and didn't inform them of the fact that snicker or
snigger snigger, and then walked off with a big smile
on his face, knowing that he'd ripped the restaurant off,
(08:24):
and he thought, yeah boy, I got away with that.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
He was rubbing his hands together with glee, with.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Glee, you guys were there, where'd you get that info from?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Because I spent like five hundred bucks at this restaurant,
all right, and they gave me one free craft beer
by accident. And I noticed after as I went to pay.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I was paying.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I was a hangout. That doesn't say it, but I'd
already paid. The card was processed and it was done.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
You can't do it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, there's no way you can use the card again
to pay for the actual beer.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
That's amazing that they had a deal that night, spend
five hundred bucks get a beer free.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No they I was just trying to show that I
actually was spinning quite put three four eight three the
text machine, the text machin's been backing me up here
one hundred percent. I'd do a Tony, which I guess
is I'd do a Kezy.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, what I'm saying times are tough, I'd be pulling
a Kezi. Depends on the value, to be honest. Fourteen
dollars craft beer. They'd buy them for like two bucks each.
You know they're making a big profit there.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
What make excuses for you?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
So now they only have to sell another six to
make up the loss that they've had with that one
that you stole. Yeah, yeah, I mean I get I
guess so here three four eight three weak gatted dog behavior.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't know if it's weak gutted, like it's just
a one for a small mistake with one.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
First one here, I would own up and let them
know because I'm a kei with with manna and I'm
a huge backbone, not like slithery snake Kesy. Yeah it's easy.
This one here is sort your shit out, Tony.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I what. I just have this vision of a bloated
and sort of sweet, falling sweaty falling by the wayside Keysy.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
In his fifties behind bars.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Wow. No, he's got a huge mention there, moogi. And
how's he got it by wrapping people off.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
At the expense of others? Keys at the expense of others.
So it was one beer one of those text here.
I don't believe this.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Good afternoon to you, Jason Mike. I was the one
that served the thief in your room on Friday, and
I just wanted you guys to be aware that the
craft beer that was stolen has been taken out.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Of my wages. Yeah, yeah, no, but that's bollocks that
anyone could text that in. Yeah, you know, well what
about this one, Okada Fellas Back in the day, I
went through seven thousand dollars in cash from the bank,
candle it at home and there was an extra one
hundred dollars yere, So I took it back to the bank.
The next day waited for the same tower. I gave
it back to her. She was so happy because her
(10:53):
tail hadn't balanced the day before that. She burst into
tears and gave me a twenty dollar bonus bond of
her own. She hugged me the next week. I won
twenty thousand dollars off. That is that could have been
you keys, you know, And it's just.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
That's great, And it's just actually reminded me that there's
a very lightly scenario that they tried to balance the
box at the end of the night there with the meal,
it was like fourteen bucks short, and the dude got fired.
He's got two kids at home, a wife who's struggling,
um struggling, and now he's lost his job because Kezy
(11:38):
had would not pay his bill properly.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I just see, you guys are overreacting on this, But
I mean it's just not a big deal. Like someone
takes through here three four eight three, Keyzy shitting on
small businesses again, that is.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Well, let us know three four eight three. If you
think it's ideon on, we should possibly do a big
pole here. No I'd hang up.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Just my wife's just ticked through saying that you thought
that you'd been given a free beer but you actually weren't.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, well that's even worse because in your mind you
went under charged me. I'm just going to walk away.
Doesn't your mind the behavior anything?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio The Big Show. Swingers Club is back,
and this time it's going global.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Bull up.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Racism Alert, Racism Alert.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So Jason the Big Show heading over to Fiji to
play some golf the Swingers Club Fiji Edition with Tourism Fiji.
We are staying at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and SPA.
We're flying over there with Fiji Airways because Fellers, Fiji
is where happiness comes naturally, and we're playing a championship
golf course designed by VJ.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Singh.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, man, it is going to be amazing. It's going
to be hard, but we're gonna have a bloody great
long weekend.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
It's exciting, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Fellas they've got a pool, yeah man, what well, we
won't be going in there.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
And an ocean. Really, it's just a golf I mean,
go is going to be good. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
I'm picking too. They're gonna have a peg on a
spet oh really and a buffet really yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Man, is that all your picking?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Get a hugo your mad basket? How's life?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Buller Fellers are Yeah? What are you?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
What are you picking? They're going to have hugo?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Ah, I don't know. I'm a bit nervous to be
here because I think he will probably try to steal
something again.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what about. They'll
have fresh fruits.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yes, yeah, you know what I mean. You mailon your
I have a few fresh fruits.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Hands on the melons in the morning.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Really yeah yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Who would you take your psycho?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh I'm torn to either be the brother or the muscles.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah yeah, tell me here go. Do you like to
have a bit of a smack on the golf course? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I am. No one in the group is a bit
of a good slinger. You go.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
One last question, man, this is just for notes on
our side. What do you do for a crust?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I'm in sales.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, on your man, stay on the line and I'll
put some will look after you. No, worries at all,
like loath sales. Can I leam your mad basard Hell's life?
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Yeah, not bad mate, Good on you mate.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
What do you do for a crust limb?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I grow apples?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Mate, everyone loves amples, man, What do you sing of
their apples?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
When's the season for apples?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Just checked up? Maybe just finish? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
I thought i'd have a winter, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Liam? Do you ever say how about them apples?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Every game?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
That must be the best part of your job. That's
what gets me through the day.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, Liam, tell me mate. Yeah, you like a bit
of gold action?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah mate, I actually just broke a hundred last week.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Oh you were right in our zone. Yeah mate, you
were right in our zone. And who would you take
with you?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Probably might be played golf all the time. It sounds great,
that's perfect, that's perfect.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Good on your man, Sam, the line and old pucksand studio.
But you'll look after you all right, beautiful good stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
So that's good.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And just for those listening that we're worried that they've
missed out where, we've decided we're going to do two
of these today so we will have another chance to
get yourself in the drawer to join us in Fiji
for the next hour or so.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, I think so, because it just plays random. People
are so desperate to be a part of this, and
why wouldn't you be.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yeah, it's gonna be so great.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Big shout out tourism Fiji, Fiji ear Waves, ear Waves.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
And also the Continental What.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
What is the vive?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
What the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkies.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Indeed place no more there on the Radio Darchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four fifty three.
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah. Look, I'll keep it brief, fellers, just to say
that I'm watching the one hour long finale of Seinfeld
twenty minutes and I'll let you know how it goes.
All right, that's all I'm going to say. I'll give
me a case. It will eventually get there. I'm not
quite there yet.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I'll keep it brief as well, Fellows. I watch the
end of Slow Horses. Oh, very end. At the very end.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
You've absolutely pained that.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Yeah, I had. We went pounding through it. Very nice
last it'll scene, yeah, very nice last. It'll see very
good series. I enjoyed it. There's another one coming soon
that's me done and dusted.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
The ripper give it like three point eight busiest a
fly pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And that's on Apple TV. Is there you go, slow horses,
check it out, fellers. I'm not going to be around
the bush here. Last night I watched an episode of
Grand Designs New Zealand. Yeah, okay, season nine. I think
it was episode five.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
American couple dnedin budget of one point four million to
one point six in a real stretch and they want
the house built.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
In ten months time.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's on a heil, it's from the just a be
a lot, be a lot on a hell so it
needs to hell of a lot of retaining work, all
sorts of stuff. Sure, they want the house to be
six meters tall yep. On the side, huge really high ceiling.
It has an eighty meter retaining wall right eighty meters
behind it, eighty meters long and four meters at certain point.
(17:51):
There's the people who have one point four to one
point six to spin and want it done New Zealands
and New Zealand and d need good. American couple. They
got the price back on how much to build it.
Guess how much it was, ah, two point four two
point four jas two point nine four point three million dollars.
It was close four point three mil. And they were like,
oh okay, And then she couldn't like compromise. No, I
(18:14):
have to have the library. No, I have to have
my crafts room. I have to have the media room.
They had to cut the whole house. Yeah, they had
to raise it up instead of retaining it and all
this sort of stuff. So they ended up with a
one bedroom house with a lounge and a library and
a craft room, and they have to build the rest
of it. And they've got kids, like young kids from eighteen.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Nineteen, like a dream. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
They can't come to visit and stay over now they
have to sleep on the couch. And they want to
spend one point four for half the house two point
one million dollars and DIBt mortgage stupid for half the house.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
That will make me too angry to watch. Which one's
the episode five later season? I'm not watching it. That's crazy.
So she's held a tire family a ransom so that
she can get what she wants. If you want to
get that, then you need to earn the money to
pay for it. Well, I'm not saying she doesn't work.
You haven't earned enough money exactly. And so because and
(19:12):
now in their fifties or something, they had like one
point for like a huge mortgage, ridiculous, ridiculous, they'll just
get passed you under the kids. Yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah,
So if anyone wants to watch that team.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
It works, is it?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
The hold aking Big Show with Mike and Keysy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod I.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along, Beardfly,
you're listening to the Big show board you but reburger.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
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that will change the game.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Sorry, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's it. Deserves a good hearty, not
not a minuscule y Fellers. Hey, no, listen, yesterday we
were talking a lot about Keys and the fact that
he's going on a big stag do tomorrow. It's a
two nighter, I mean Fish and foremost Yeah, another day
off for Keezy. I'm not going there. I'm not going
(20:12):
to go there. You fill your boots, Keezy. If they're
going to let you out for a month for you know,
whatever you want to do. That's all.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Gim a month a month.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
But anyway, and I was thinking, though, because I don't
know about you, I'm a little bit worried about that.
You know, two days usually a stag dudes, one day,
isn't it?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Mine was mine? Was? I think mine was one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Surprisingly a lot of them are too.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
And.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
That was kind of the end of it. Yeah, but
this is like twenty dudes, right, Okay, you know what
I mean? Like, how many were yours? Like three?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
No, there were a lot of dudes or were they
your mates or were they paid to be there?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Most of them were paid. They just mates of one
of my mates, because he felt bad about how few
mates are here.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, And so I thought it.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Might be great if we got him to old dares
Dal Giddy. Oh yeah, because you know he's a man
of experience and maybe give a bit of advice for olds.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
It's just a random old farmer dude. Why does he
have to Yeah, but he's been there and done that.
He does it all kezy man, he's a backbone, right backbone. Okay, Well,
I wonder if actually if you heard are you talking
about being a thief? He wouldn't like that, No.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
He'd be feelthy about that.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Well, actually I think we remember I didn't end up
being a thief at the end of misunderstanding.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Don't bring it up with them, okay.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Hod Ikey Hughes there on the radio, Holdnkey Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. Now, Kezy Moggie and I were a
little bit worried about how you're going to get on
at the stag. Do it feels like you maybe potentially
getting over your head here right? This could blow out
to us sort of all encompassing weekend and croaching into
(21:52):
the workspace. So we thought we'd give old mate DearS
Dal Giddy a call because he's an experienced old barcity's
been there and done.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
That absolutely as we just worry about your keysy, that's
all me, right, is sometimes you just need somebody from
the outside who maybe get a little bit of perspective.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Is this like one of those ski you straight kind
of ones where they get prisoners to come to a
school and tell them about what not.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Don't be bad, because this is what I did. I
don't know. We'll find out.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
The big show is we will corresponding.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Dere's dell giveing DearS deal getting on the line now, DearS,
how you going?
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Ye're pretty good, Christopher, A can't complain, mate, Yeah, you would.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Have been to your fiarshire of stig dudes. Man, Now
you've got any advice for old Keyesy over here?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
You could say that, mate? You know my mate, you
know I will be married and I'll be married on
my before if I saw me, it's stags and me
own Christopher. You know I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Mate.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Well, you obviously survive them. Casey's about to embark on
a stag too this weekend. It's going to be a
two day. You got any advice for the young fella?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
No, you just gotta be careful. Way that's put to you, Christopher.
I just say you've gotta be care away, right, You've
got a good idea at the time, mate, you gotta
go and stay away from the bigs. You know, I
don't we going there. You're trying to keep you with
Charlie and all that you want to carry on, mate,
(23:29):
And I know you say gets a good idea, you know,
you think, oh, yeah, I'll just him the one. You know,
I'm just tuning in with the boys, need minute at
six o'clock in the morning, and the bloody bude you're
talking to you, and you're talking to the bloody bird,
and you feel like shit.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
You think, yeah, I appreciate what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Is I mean, I don't know how much you know
about me, man, but I'm pretty I'm a pretty response.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
You're gonna stay off the crack by Chris. It's the
st Christopher. You can't be hanging off the back end
of a cracked plight.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Well, I know you like it, right, I don't here,
I don't like cracked.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
One of them want they're grabbing a hold of your
mate because it's all over.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yeah, it is, of course, old Kezy. He's going to
have to share a bed with probably a strange man
that he's never met before. You got any advice here, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, look, words of the wise here, Christopher, words to
the mate. Just make sure you've got a plenty of
the dama. Okay, it all be all good here. You
know you'll be down for whatever, right, Just get a
few beers in you and punch each other's faces. And
there's one of the things all about ok. Good on
(24:45):
you don't forget about the rippers.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Hey, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I'll take his It's good to hear from Disdey get
you there, it's been ages and take his advice on
we'll see you later. Yeah, that definitely helped Jason. Okay,
see it is because last thing I want to do
is let you guys down and lit Dis down as well,
So I'll certainly be behaving a right fellas.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
All right, you're right me.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Bye is.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Okay, he's got bye. All right fellas well. We've heard
from Des there and you know you've you've certainly scared
me straight. I want to let the two of you
guys down. Also, don't want to let Dez down as well,
so I'll make sure.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
To be on my best behavior. I think you'd be
letting DearS down if you were on your best behavior,
right as he sees, you just got to be careful,
Just be careful, so you know, go hard right, just
be careful right absolutely, Speaking of going hard.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy,
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ike
The Big Show. Swingers Club is back and this time
it's going global.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Sure is.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
John your mad bart house?
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Sorry man, it's just fight off. Yeah, okay, it's good, good.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Good on you mate. What do you do for a cross?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
John?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Made on a truck driver? We do frames and trusses
back bye. Tell me John. Do you like a bit
of a smack on the on the golf course?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah? Made?
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, I am a bit of a driver made.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, you go to the bother arrangement I can and
smack a few balls around. Yeah, get the one.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I'm picking John as one of those dudes that just
did douches it and smacks at about three hundred meters?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Is that you John?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Maybe eighty nineties? John? Who would you take with you?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I'll probably take my best friend? Oh yeah's.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Man.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
His name is.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
How good Man. This one good on you, John, stand
the line pack, samm will put you in the drawer.
Make good luck. Thanks your mate. Get a Mitch your
mad bassetart. How's life?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
You get a fellows? It's great? How about you guys? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yeah, good things Mitch. What do you do for a
crustier stallion?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I'm antimator right.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Oh yeah, boney? Sorry, yeah, backbone?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
So what you go to some place and you estimate
how much it's worth.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
You go to a place, and how much something is
going to cost. Man, it's going to cost?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Oh good?
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
How much is going to cost? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Man?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Actually, Keasy was just talking about an absolute tragedy on
what's on the TV today, people that were building a
house and it blew out to over two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
My fault, man, Yeah, I know, it's not your fault.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
There'd be a hell of a coincidence if it was
your fault. Man, be crazy. Hey if you won this
this golfing trip to you know, go with us to Fiji. Man,
who would you take with you?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah? Yeah? Nice? Do you play a bit of golf match?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
She plays more than me. I track you out though?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
All right, well you're in the drawer, mitch mate. We'll
hand you over a pugs on he look after you,
all right.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Thanks, Flowers?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Nice. Actually, you know, to have some some woman come
along as well, you know what I mean? Well, just
to have that energy, what do you mean on the
golf course, follers instead of old kezy halfening paffing around
the place, Jeff me huffing, And that's not to say
that Mitch's you know, wife will partner, but she might
(28:43):
be an Effer and Jeiffer as well. You know, she
might have happened.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Hey, this is all thanks to our mates at Tourism Fiji.
It's the Hockey Swingers Club Fiji Edition, Fiji Airways of
flying us over there and we're staying at the Intercontinental
Fiji Golf Resort and SPA Championship Golf Course. It rules
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Speaker 4 (29:02):
I just went on Lin and checked it out, fellows.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah beautiful, Yeah, what'd you find out about it?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
She is beful?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Well, Mitch's wife. Come on, man, you can't say that.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Four on Radio Space Hood there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is five thirty eight, fellows.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Fellas, I was listening today to the Agenda podcast. It's
a podcast created by the ACC generally hosted by Mike
Lane and various co hosts. On that show, You have
your Mania Stewart from the Breakfast Show, Mash, James mccaroney
rolls in from time to time, and Matt Heath as well. Today.
(29:46):
It was interesting because Mike Lane has been away for
a little bit. It came back and they sort of
do a preamble if you will, before the credits roll,
and in that chat, somehow attention turned by Mania Stewart
to the fact that he shares a desk with you
here in the studio, Jason, the fact that it's always
a pig sty when he comes in, and you are
(30:06):
the one blaming him for the fact that it's a
pig sty, and that just sort of rolled on into
Mike Lane and minist You're absolutely going you about your
golfing ability and what they're planning to do. Apparently you're
going to be in a team going around and playing
around a golf this weekend from what I understand, And
I just want you to know, men, you're probably best
(30:28):
not to listen to it because it's just going to
fire you up. So I'm just I'm just letting you
know it's out there. Okay, people are talking about it,
but just don't listen. You just don't listen to it.
Be the bigger man. Having said that, just for the
audience his little clip.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Jase was for the longest time running an angle that
I'm leaving all these cups and stuff in the studio
and all this paper, and so in his mind. Every
day I come in and I chew half a pack
of Nicorette gun, put the gum back in the wrapper,
and then leave it on his desk. I also print
out the rundown for the show, right the exact same
notes he does, then screw it up and leave that
(31:03):
on the disc as well.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
I had to ask. He was like, does he genuinely
believe that in his own mind? Or is this the winder?
But he genuinely thinks it's you leaving all that stuff on.
Tell you what I can't wait for. It's on the
topic of Jason Hoyt that we're competing in a bit
of a tournament this Sunday Sunday and he's been paired
with us, and I don't care what I score. I'm
going to mentally disintegrate you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Interesting stuff, and goes on to on.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
The actual party. We thought that was probably enough.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, And it's funny, isn't it, because he Manai's throwing
it out there that there's these the Big Show, what
we do on the Big Show. I leave that there
deliberately so they might have some good content for the
Breakfast Show. I mean, I don't know if you've heard
this show, but so I leave that for those guys,
and they ca him just work off that, yeah, because
(31:56):
they see what a success our show is. And then like,
oh look, actually the Big Show is doing this fellas,
why don't we give that a crack? You know what
I mean? So it's a it's an inspirational type from
the gum, the nicer gun that's just.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
A lie nickeric gum under their desk for like a
month straight.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Well I didn't see that. But and in terms of
Mike Lane, you know, Mike Lane's always chipping at me
about you know this and that and stealing the A
C C chips and all that sort of carry on.
I've got one thing to say to Mike Lane, worry
do I know about it?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Four on Radio cos There on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon the time five forty nine feelers.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I feel like every now and then it's probably it's
like good practice to just give your friends gifts unprompted
for no reason.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Sure, and I've decided to do that now.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Good.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
I need a bit of cheering up today. Man, you
got your.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Foot and need a bit of care and love.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
This particular gift isn't for you. It's for Jase, and
the reason being is that you don't need this.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Okay, he does need this.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
What are we friends? We're friends, man, That's all the
gift I need, Keysy.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Now, because I got this gift and I really want
to give it to you as well. So he's going
to give it to you.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Man, if you emphasize the give it, you know, I'm
not going to give it to you. I didn't say
you're going to give it to him. You're going to
give it if you're.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Going to give it to me? Okay, all right, well
here okay, Jasus keen bring it for you to give
it to him. I'm going to give him the gift.
He's just going over to grab something. I'm just watching
him here. Now. I don't know what this is neither bag,
which is how you know it's not something of quality.
(34:00):
He's trying to do the old sweitch aroo on your
here or you ja don Mike. So it's it's it's
a yes, is a very fi yes, European. I know
what it is.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I know what it is.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
I'm very excited.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I can't undo it.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yeah, doesn't know how to undo a bow? Has anybody
got a chainsaw? Jason is putting his glasses on. This
has gone a right at the early stages here, keasy, Yeah,
good idea. Put the Jason music on?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
There you going that? Not Jason?
Speaker 4 (34:33):
It's really tight man. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Do you need a hand? Do you want me to
get could anybody else to do it?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Can you open it for me? Magie? And don't ruin
the VERSACEI bag.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
So it's a genuine Versaci products Jace.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
And everyone listening knows that Versaci is a quality it's
a quality company.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I've heard about them. Actually yeah, yeah, it is from Europe.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
The reason I've given you this gift is because we
went down to Wellington. Yeah, and you have a bright
pink carry bag that you ah wow, So so can
I say, great expense this bag. I've replaced your pink
carry bag with a really fancy one from Europe that
cost me hundreds of euros.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Wow, it's like a leather carry bag. It's Masacci man.
How's that?
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Man?
Speaker 5 (35:25):
That's amazing keys. Yeah, man, so that's your new luggage bag.
I thought it was going to be more of a
comedy bag to Ben. Yeah yeah, I need one of
those keys. You've got another one, man.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Look at that Fellers. It's got like a velvet interior.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah, it's really nice, little small ones, really nice. Hold
it up for the camera, mate, and once it good
on the front Asaci on it it's embarrassing. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that's a great Bason.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Just take that off though, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
You want to leave that on when you got to Europe, Jase,
So you got a nice Passacci bag.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Very nice, well done. Yeah yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
So you can replace that pink one you've got. Ah yeah, no,
no you have to, you're simply mass Yeah no, but
that costs a lot of money, Jason. Right, it wasn't free.
It wasn't a free It definitely wasn't free with the
colombe my wife brought me from Farmers all right, I
definitely was it, Okay, I bought it, Okay, I definitely
wasn't able to choose between that and a a SUCHI
(36:19):
Fenny Pecker. Right, Okay, So that four hundred euros that
cost you welcome.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Thanks mate, I'll use that Kezy.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Oh yeah. My wife was like, when you're gonna get
rid of this thing out of the house. I was like,
I know the perfect guy. Oh it's great.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Bill the Idol the Whold Arching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
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Speaker 5 (38:52):
Yeah, forgotten heavily.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I've never heard this phrase before in my life. A
stag bag. We're going to be talking about that.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Well, it's just I'm going on a stag and I've
got my bag packed, and whenever I go on a
stag do, I have the same list of stuff. And
I just thought i'd share with the audience the perfect
stag bag. So that's after some guns and roses Fellers.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
I hope it's a long one.
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He really like an outdoor heating.
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I've got one of those bratt what do you call them?
Speaker 5 (40:04):
A little bit of Brazil.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Brazil which I never use, is just rustling away in
the courtyard there. Yeah, you've got a Brazil, not a Brazil.
Well you know where you burn and it's like a
little chimney thing with a little thingy thing. Such a
feminist but anyway, so.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
You use a Brazil outside to keep warm?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah, well I haven't, that's my point.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
Yeah, are you thinking of a brazier?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Brazy? Is that what it's called? Y?
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Yeah? Yeah, you got it back to front Hodie j
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Huh.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
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Speaker 4 (41:00):
Actually, Maggie, you and I are going to be doing
the first one tomorrow, I believe. So you need to
get you need to get involved in this. Imagine how
I mean, I'm putting myself in that scenario where I
win that prize and then I invite the Fels over
to my house and to stand on the or sit
on my deck there and all the cool stuff I'd have,
like my brasi ear, you know, to go out.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
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on his dick. Yeah, that sounds great, so good. Trade tested,
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Speaker 4 (41:38):
Old Pug Sun could bring his marinated tofu sticks.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
That sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Here's Metallica The Darky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
The Exponent's here on the radio. Hold Arky Big Show
this Tuesday evening. God, I'm hungry.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah, man, you've done nothing but eat the whole time
you've been in here. Goas do you mind? Man, I'm
trying to open up to you and you're just talking
about an Ain rubbish in Ain in Ain.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
I woke up a couple of mornings ago. True story. Wow, cheers,
sorry pay Yeah, thank god for that. And it was
about three o'clock in the morning, went to the bathroom.
He had a bit of a sore foot, left foot.
It's a bit sory. So what I said to myself,
and I said it quiet because I don't want to
wake up my missus. Then just a little bit sore.
(42:31):
I woke by the time I woke up properly the
next morning. Absolutely so is limping like a baarst that
I was? Yeah, he slowly it warms up across the
course of the day and it gets better and you
think I'm all good here, and then the next night,
same thing happened. So thir third day in a row,
I've worken up with us. It's it is absolutely killing me.
(42:51):
Like I am limping. I need crutches in the morning.
That's how I bearded the limp. Wow wow, occasionally that
longs warm up. Now I've done nothing to it, nothing,
you know, like I haven't been going to the gym.
I haven't been to the gym for six weeks, right,
I haven't run, I haven't I've done nothing. Is this
just what this must be? What happens? It's just all
(43:11):
of a sudden, the thing that's been perfectly fine, it's
just had enough miles on it and just baggers out
like something going to car keys. Yeah, yeah, she just
had enough. It's done. It's done. That hurts now from
now on, that just hurts. So do you think you
have now got like a dicky foot? Well, I do
have a dickey foot, but I don't know how long
the dickiness is going to be there, you know. And
then the missus last night, she goes, oh, I have
(43:32):
some Anika cream. Yeah, a couple of pills, which I
did because she's been a happy well. She likes medicine.
She likes giving you medicine. She looking after me. I
know your missus is indifferent, keysy, but my wife and yours,
Jay say, I look it after us.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Joe, got to be honest. You know, my wife does
that too. She offers me all sorts of homeopathect barms,
remedies and stuff. It's just all bullshit.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Well you take it. You don't take it to make
yourself feel bit of Jay, You take it to make
them feel needs to feel better. Well, she feels better
when she's making other people feel being a key, that's right.
She's not as selfish as your misses. But yeah, I
like Jason's wife, who's who's a mothering instinct, whereas your
(44:17):
wife more of a lone dog.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Yeah, yeah, just does her own thing.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
A lone dog. I mean, wolf ah cool cool.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
And my wife, you know, I feel terrible because I
give a jip about all the bards I know, but
she rubs them in me and that's I mean, I
don't care what the bama is, it's the rubbing.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
I like how much you must have like a rubbing?
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
If you let me finish, I was gonna say she
must rubbed a mess of like five litre tub of
nosebarm That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
But you wouldn't let me. Mogie's wife is really weird.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
The Big Show, Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in and
four on Radio Hoki.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Well there you got your man Barsards. That's a big
show done in dust to for your Thursday evening. I'm
going home to ram and the Noodles Fowlers. Oh well,
Ramen is noodles, isn't it with a poached chicken breast
and a sort of gingery chicken broth.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
You excited for me?
Speaker 5 (45:27):
I would have go that far. I hope you enjoy it.
I look forward to hearing about it tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Also has a hard boiled egg in it, which I
always enjoy. Best in the world, Yeah, best in the world.
I'm not making it's my wife and the world. Hey
email Listen to the podcast outro. Today, we were talking
about the weather.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
It's really like, no one's going to listen to that,
tecking it out. We're talking about the weather. No one cares,
says here we were talking about catchphrases. Here's a clip
of it. Comes out today at seven thirty. If you
like the Big Show, oh give it a search, listen
to more.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I was telling Keezy on the way to the car
after commenting on how busy the bar was on the
corner there, and he said, do you realize how often
you've mentioned that the bar must do well?
Speaker 5 (46:10):
Yeah, once a week. But we're going to have standard ship? Yeah,
I think would mind be? You need to sort your
ship out?
Speaker 4 (46:24):
I don't know, man, It's just a fascinating chat that
Kezy and I have on the way to the car.
A keazy Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
There's like a relationship because you have those things that
you constantly repeat to your wife, which she doesn't want
to hear.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yes I do. Actually, yeah, well I comfort myself that
we all have those.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
Yeah you know what I mean? Yeahgi's I definitely do.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Yes, here is he definitely one of them?
Speaker 5 (46:49):
Legends? Is another one to do? Is another one? What's
that babe? Backbone? Babes is another. Yeah, I got plenty.
But yeah, then there's other observations that I'll make like that,
like Jason's got there, that I'll make with my wife,
which I've got no doubt. She hates my gats for
saying yeah you yes, I don't need to hear it again.
They've heard of a million times. Get some new lines.
(47:10):
You bore me, Yeah, because she's quite hate and look, yeah,
I don't know, keys, the more you talk about this,
you think I should break up with her, Jesus, I
don't know. That's the thing, because it feels to me
like your wife's been getting your ear because she's got
a real problem with other people being happy. Yeah, I
(47:30):
tell you what you started, your wife jays.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
When I do that, you know what, my wife says,
what man? And that's when I know. So you've said, yeah,
go okay, okay, yeah, okay, fine, forget it.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Oh we in the spare room tonight. Thanks very much. Hey.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Listen to The Big Show four to seven every week,
of course, and if you've enjoyed it, you can get
a full highlights package plus bonus content. Every night at
seven thirty the podcast comes.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Out The one Have a good staggy there, Kezia. I
don't want massive hooded eyes Naisally keysy on the Monday.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
So you've said ye tomorrow
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