FULL SHOW: Swinging On Tour

On today's show, Jase battens down the hatches, Mike gets an update on his MEATPATTYNIPS69 entry, and Keyzie tests out some new tunes.

TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS:
(00:00) Intro: Silky Smooth Keyzie
(03:25) THE WINDIEST WIND
(08:12) The end of the Big Show!
(13:29) What's On Telly?
(19:16) Intro: Jase's Yarn Sting
(21:40) BREAKING NEWS
(27:22) SHOW MEETING
(33:49) GUBB ON THE WAHS
(42:17) Intro: Nudie Keyzie
(44:17) Sean Withy of the Southland Stags!
(49:29) CRANKIN' IT
(52:48) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(56:30) NEW MUSIC

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The home iku Big thanks to crape Worthy street Food
freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, big, big show, really big Jason Heights might know and.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Now get a you mad Barstard's great to have your
company this blustery Monday afternoon. It is the first of
September twenty twenty five, and you, my friends, are listening
to the Big Show brought you by Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Create Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Lomo Maggie Estallion looking hot as always.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
How's large?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I'm pretty grassy your mad dog. You're six center of
a beat. God, I had a weekend Fellers. Yeah, good
times man, but a rest, a bit of relaxation.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Good to be alive me?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Can I say that? Keyesy brother?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
And you're looking smooth as silk? My boy, Hey, how
do you do ith to?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
You know?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Man?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Just sort of get up, have a shave, yeah, moisturize
yees yeah yeah. Then like a little bit of here wax,
Oh my god, oh, actually put some wax in your here.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It looks like it doesn't look like but it looks
like you've literally just sort of rolled out of bed
and it's all buffy.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Do you know that are my waxes, Buffy out of bed,
out of bed wax Yeah yeah from the supermarket man, people,
I know people will know. Yeahah yeah, Jace, yes man,
you look sick.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah, thanks man. I had a very good weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
We very very healthy weekend compared to you two getting
on it all week in along but no, very good.
Thanks for asking, Fellers, and yes, I do look great now, Mogi,
what have we got coming up in the show?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh well, look at the hell of an adventure today.
Obviously there's going to be at a little bit of
Charlie gub chat, yes, which we're very excited about at
some point in the show.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Look now, I'm just going to mention this right now.
He may or may not be able to make it
because he is either on the verge of having a
child or has just.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Had a child.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh wow, which could affect his ability to jump on
the show and bang on about the wars. Will be
a mate, Yeah, you're all over a little bit of meat,
Paddy Nslater on, we've got to follow up. We asked
for follow ups from people. Yes, we want to know
what happened after we give them great advice. We're going
to find out all about that after six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
And Old Kezy Er, Old make Keysy there, we're.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Going to have a little bit of chat from him
as well. I'm very excited to hear how his dinner went.
We spoke about it on Friday night as client dinner,
repaying the backbones that have subborted him financially and propped
him up over the last year or so.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
So we're going to hear all about that. Also, the
biggest thing we've got today, Fellers will be coming up
just after five years. He's going to say bigger Now
we say it, we say it a little bit. It's
a huge announcement.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Can we say it's a huge Well, I am going
to it's a huge competition. It's the biggest competition in
the history of the world.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, man about that, but yeah, it's pretty big. It's
pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And Lessen's churning the whod Ikey Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio hod ike.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Soon Garden there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's
some Monday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past four
o'clock and fell us the first of September, of course,
always the start of the crazy weather. And she was
some crazy stuff over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, it was. It was at the gate Jay, So
I was just saying off here that it was probably
the windiest wind, Yes, the windiest wind I've ever experienced.
Whilst living in Auckland.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
There are periods of the rainiest rain I've seen for
a long time as well.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I think it was the wettest wet I've seen in
a long while. And they also they also closed the
old Harbor bridge for a little while there it was so.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Windy, windy.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Did the new one stay open?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
The new one stayed open, the old one they shut
it down. So we're selling you yether there's two half
bridges now. But it was it was very wind It
was very windy, the windiest wind I've ever felt whilst
living in my current house in fact, Ah. But it
was one of those ones where I had to go
around and close every single Like a lot of my
windows have little security things that look open a sittin amount,

(03:58):
but I just had to go around a lot. It's
just seal up the whole the whole house.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Well, that's the first rookie mistake that you've made. What
that's total you see, this is what happens because I
used to live in America and they used to have
hurricanes running through all the time. Pat Minnesota, Oh really
and notorious for having very few winds from Oklahoma and
not just windy winds hurricanes. And this this perception when

(04:22):
there's a hurricane coming or you've got windy winds or
very rainy rain, that you lock everything up.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
The complete opposite is the case, right, So you let
the wind get in.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
So what I do is I literally go in my house.
You know, she's an old villa, she's an old girl, she's.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
A bit creaky. Is I literally open everything up, all
the windows, all the French doors, really.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Everything, so she just blows straight on through kesy. Right,
it's when you lock everything up and it becomes a
tight little ball that the damage done.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
It's the equivalent of somebody going loosey goosey. Yes, So
you know we're talked about if you know, if you
get thrown far distance or hit by carrying anything like that,
it's critical that you go loosey goosey. You just relax
all your muscles. It's the equivalent of doing that is
opening the whole house up.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, you remember when we had that massive flooding in Auckland. Yes,
and even almost freaking out about it. Again, open everything
up and that water just goes straight through the house, out.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
The back and and away. She goes, Oh, right, okay,
you know what I mean, because like my even though
I did seal everything out, but I'm obviously not supposed to.
Like my house was totally fine.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, but you put yourself and your wife at great,
great risk.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
That is a massive You put your family in danger,
the shocking right by closing the windows of the in
the doors.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
How did your downpipe cope, because I know you've got
issues with that.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, no, I've repaired that a long time ago.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
You air.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't know if you know this, but down pipes
are nothing to do with wind.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Well, they can be. Actually, there's another common misconsecutive.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
For a wind going down your downpipe. You're in all
sorts of trouble.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Exactly What did it work for you though? Opening everything up?

Speaker 5 (05:57):
As I say, it's it's a yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I mean the roof was blown off, the bastard.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, and a few of the windows actually got blown away.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
And then when the rains came, of course the carpets
get soaked.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, that's the thing. Isn't it as the rain particularly
will pass through, but it leaves everything completely ruined.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
But the key point here, though, Kezy, is the essential
building itself is still.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
In one piece, like the skeleton of the building.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, completely unensurable, but nevertheless she still stands.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah right, okay.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
And it's the memories. It's the memories you can't replace.
Like remember that time our house got written off in
the flood. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
My wife, my daughter and I huddled in the lounge there,
saturated and the wind was thing through.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
It was a bonding time for us. Keysy, Well there, and.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Of course it is a bonding time because nothing brings
you together like the feeling that there's imminent death on
your doors.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Indeed, yeah right, And I mean it was windy all night,
so you just have everything open all night.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Well, we had to because the place was so drenched
and rain. You know what I mean, you have to
out of it. I mean, how did you cope? New
Zeeling three four eight three?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Let us know. I'll have to change my strategy, Jase,
Actually you should.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah, Hey, Kesy, what's up?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
You're simply must.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
The Hot Aching Big Show with Jason Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Iching Clink one A two There on the Radio Honarkey
Big Show This Monday afternoon time Rock is four thirty eight. Now,
we've got little bit of a dilemma. As you know,
on the show, we have a lot of stings.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
We have a lot of.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Little musical pieces, and some of them have been put
on a weird time frame, and we think it was
our previous producer who put them on a four year
time frame.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, that's always a good idea.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Well, I haven't got to that.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I know what's happened, and it's that description is confused me.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
But that's what we were just talking about. So what
happens when you put them in the system and make
them You have to put an expiry date on the clip,
a four year time frame. It expired in expiration date
for some reason. You can put literally two thousand and
ninety nine or something. You know, it could be forever,
you put nine infinity and beyond. But for some reason,
a lot of our stuff was set to expire four

(08:11):
years after they were created. And the show is over
four years now. It's a whole lot of things have
gone missing like, for example, our breaking news. This is
breaking news that's disappeared and gone. Yeah, so Pugs has
actually made a new So this is what that sounds like.
I haven't heard this yet. This is breaking news, which

(08:34):
I think is great.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Well, if I was in the room with Prebs, I
would have told him to make it more exciting, because
you're selling it to people, you have to make it
sound more important than that. He's underdone it.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
But that is exactly how he did it in the
last one.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, not good enough.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, well we'll cross that bridge another time. But one
of the biggest issues we have as a show is
that our end of show music has now gone.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
We used to finish that one. Yeah yeah, yeah, So
recently we've been sort of finishing the show with this one.
But it doesn't really it's not that it's not a.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
It sounds like that because we used to do every break,
we would have music underneath every single word that we said,
which we stopped doing, and this was possibly what we used.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
And this here is actually the Charlie Portoking player of
the day.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
I knew me to do with Charlie.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
So we've got some new options here, guys. So I
just want you to tell me which one of these
you'd like to lock in as our new end of
show music.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Well the audience aside, maybe all right?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Sure on three four eight three, that's an option two. Okay,
so first option, don't mind it. I like the flute.
It's getting fruity. I like it not feeling emoji.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
It's not that's not It's not my favorite so far.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Okay, Right, well there's the first option there? Does this
say into the big show?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
It feels more like the startup.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I prefer that to the first one. All right. It
does feel like the start of something, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
It does like you're about to launch into it.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's very chairpy and chipper though, pat Son, Okay, that's
option number two.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Here, how many options we've got?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Seventeen? Good? I like that one.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
A big fan of that one so far.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
He also got the thing where it just drops down
for a loudness and needs that sort of that three
second period at the start that people are going to
identify what lose and then Jason starts talking. So that's
that for me, is nailed at TIF.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm going three. There was too much bongo at the
start of it.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
You can never have enough bongo.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, it's good. So and here's the fourth and final option.
I feel like one of us is stripping.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
And it's very strippery.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
No, no, you're making a call there. Well, I mean
ultimately the people will decide, right, Okay, Pug's actually informed.
Is actually five? Let's hear the first All right, here
we go. I don't know that that's good as well.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Again, it feels like the beginning something.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I'm personally game three. Okay, option number three?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Can you can we play number three? And Jace can
you do? Uh the oro?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
All right, here we go. The show has officially finished.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well, there you go, your mad bastards. Let's the end
of the big show this Monday.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
It's effect.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, it's not bad. I like it. I think we
just lock it in, man, Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
Bug of the audience, yeah, three, four eight three. If
you do have any feedback on that, But I think
we found a new Indians guys.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
We look and it's pretty amazing that it's unanimous. Yeah,
so I don't think we should mess with that.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, I agree, And the best part about it is
that that all could have been done off here.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
But yeah, no, there's definitely a break in that. Just
make sure the expiers for about four weeks, would you.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, it's a good point.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Actually, she has pokes.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
She the Hdarky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's chilled me right out, Pheelos.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
You loved that song Landslide by Smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Just for everyone listening, picture Hoidy J with his headphones on,
rocking back on his chair, just noodling away at an.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Ear guitar and sticking his lips out.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
And sticking it and pretending to sing and stuff. It
sounds hot. Hey, Speaking of which, let's talk TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Over the weekend, Well, actually yesterday I watched the documentary
that I've been really looking forward to. Number One, I
like the docos that they have on Netflix, but I
can't watch them when the wife is around, because she's
not interested.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
She doesn't like docos.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Not those kind of docos. No, they're just sort of
you know, they're not They're just garbage, and usually they
are about things that she's not interested in that I
want to watch. So in this case, I got to
watch the one about The Biggest Loser, which was the
TV show back in the day.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I watched the first episode of that as well.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Which is I loved that show back in the day. Yes,
because I always had a theory about so just go
to the gym, man, it's all good. That was my theory.
It's not easy to do when you've got lifestyle issues
that get them the way of that. But this is
effectively a show back in the day where I would say,
morbidly obese human beings would go to a what they

(13:55):
called the farm or the or the ranch I think
it was, and they would have a competition to lose
the most amount of weight, and they would jump on
scales at the end of each episode and whoever had
lost the least amount of weight put themselves. I think
if your bottom too, then you could be voted off
by your teammates. Yes, and you had people losing two
hundred and two hundred and fifty pounds in the space

(14:15):
of god knows what. So it was it was a
great show because it changed people's lives. The docco, however,
is complete shit and just unwatchable. I was really looking
forward to seeing what they were doing behind the scenes.
If they're taking drags, how they were cheating and all
that sort of stuff. But all they do over the
course of three episodes. I got halfway through that first
episode Keys, and I skipped it. I was like, get

(14:36):
on with it. Yeah, yeah, they seem to just tell
you if you've seen the show, they're just telling you
that they made the show and that there were people
on it, and that the people lost weight and then
the people put the weight back on. It's well, yeah,
so completely uninteresting. My wife chose were on Netflix. It is,
it's three episodes. My wife chose that. She's like, let's
watch this. I used to love the show.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, I think she used to it anyway, Well, you
we watched one episode and both of us were like,
well that's enough for that. We don't care anymore exactly
right point, like, it's just nothing.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
You're telling you something. It's telling you something you already know.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Over three hours, yes, one hour is plenty, and even
I've even me skipping through the episodes, there was nothing
of interest.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, how many busies out of five zero?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
We too were into that show, and I recall actually
a little while back, a few years ago, there was
fallout from it in terms of people kind of losing
their shit afterwards and falling.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Apart and putting the weight back on and stuff.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
So I won't watch it. Then, Thanks for saving me.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
And that's what we're here for, Jason, That's what it's
all about. What's on the TV.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I went to the movies with my wife on Saturday
night and we watched The Roses.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (15:41):
It's based on a novel by author called Warren Adler
who wrote the story War of the Roses. In nineteen
ninety one. There was a movie actually.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Made that was Michael Douglas, Kathleen Danny DeVito, directed by
Danny DeVito.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Okay, very good movie actually, and it's basically about the
disintegration of a marriage, how you can grow apart. And
it sounds like it's all serious, but it's actually more
of a comedy type scenario where you grow distant from
each other, you become and get you get into a
point where you're at loggerheads and it just gets more
and more violent and stupid out they're fighting against each

(16:20):
other to get the house, to get all that sort
of stuff, when underneath it all is that what they
really want.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, and how was it the movie? The movie with Cumberbatch,
Olivia Coleman.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Both great actors. Look at how its moments. I had
a few chuckles, but it was kind of okay. It
didn't blow it its. In fact, my wife kept apologizing
to me throughout the movie.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Saying I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Because she thought I was hating it. What I was
hating was the old ladies.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Behind me, thinking this was some sort of social out,
you know, outing where they can have a conversation and
chat the whole way through it.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
I'll give it two point nine busies.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Out of five?

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Is that a recommend?

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Look?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Two point five is average.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I would say sitting three three is a recommend. Okay,
three is don't bother.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
If you're sitting at home and it's on Netflix. Certain me.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yeah, but going out to the movies not so much.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I actually got a message today from TV and Z
in being like litt old Mogi no that there's a
twenty four hour sin Foul channel now on TV's Is
there really?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
I've got that two episodes to go of the whole lot,
so I guess I could start again.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah, tomorrow, please do.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's what we simply must Who cares what I watched.
I'll talk about that tomorrow coming up after five though
failures a huge, huge announcement from the Big Show. And
it is a competition. It's not like one of us
is leaving.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
No, no, no, well no.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ich.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Welcome back to your messive back bones. Hope you're surviving your
Monday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show brought Dubo Reburger.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
He crafted burgers, loaded fries and gormete eats. That'll change the.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Go Now, you Fellows both had big weekends, so I'm
picking that you had a bit of Reburger action.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Surely fellas Fellows, I'd already had such a big weekend.
I didn't want it to be too.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Big, right, Okay, yeah yeah yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Why did you have it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:21):
I had an yesterday?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah what did you get? It's your bees wax?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
People want to I can never remember what it's called.
But the fries are excellent.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Did you dine in?

Speaker 6 (18:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I took a while banger it because of course the
sauce chick.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, yeah, I know they've introduced them onto into every shop.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
It's great stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Hey you just quickly. Fell has got a MASSI announcement
coming up, involving a new competition that we're going to
be running here on Hodaki. But also prior to talking
about Tally, we were choosing a new end of show song,
which we've now locked in. We've also got another song
here that Pugs has put forward, and this is sort
of a song play whenever Jase is telling a yarn.

(19:01):
So we'll just vote for which one of these two
we want. Oh my god, what's that from? So you're
telling a yarn? Right? Maybe it's about going to the
batch and not having any food?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, oh yeah, okay one of his famous yeahah yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
What is that from? Though? So it's obviously struck a
chord with it. You quite like there we go, Okay,
that's the first option, or this is the second option
for Jay's telling a yarn. I quite like that one.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, so every time, let's play that way.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
But the problem with it is that spices your stories
up too much. It's going to make them see better
than they are.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah, music, this story is the best thing I've ever heard,
But it's the music Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Right, very fair ground, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, So I mean the reference here is that you're
a clown.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's interesting that Puck's made those.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Actually yeah he made them.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yeah, he recalled that he felt the need to put
them out there.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Hey but listen, keys is right coming up a massive,
massive announcement, so stay due.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I am phis for.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
This the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on radio.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Hold Ike Flipper there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
But right now, it's breaking news. This is breaking news.
See what you did there? You said it was breaking
news and then we played the breaking Yes, yeah, well
it is. It's double breaking news.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
It is. It's a double whammy, Keysy.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
It's huge, it's exciting. It's a brand new competition we
are running here on radio. Holda call on.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
But now, how come you get to say it?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (20:44):
We didn't talk about who got to say it?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
So I just assumed because you guys always refuse to learn.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Okay, well you can do this one.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
But the next time we do an awesome competition, the
me or Jason gets to say.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
It or pegs Okay, well how about if I do
this one? Yeah, you guys can share the new next one.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
How about you do this one and Mogie can do
the next one on all g.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Are you sure?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, you've seen him upset anywhere. The huge announcement is
that we have a great competition and if you are
into Sandy Beach's listen this way, keep your ears peeled.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
You should have done this one.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Both those sayings are correct, but we have an exciting
new competition if you are interested in getting yourself in
the drawer. The number is eight hundred hadarky here it
is the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Swingers Club is back and this time it's going global.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
We're hitting the Fiji. Feels good, The Big Show, Yeah yeah,
the Big Show is heading over to Fiji. It is
the Hducky Swingers Club Man, which of course is golf Wow.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
We'll see how it plays out and get a couple
of pina coladas and your key. Who knows what's gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Bro, beautiful away, I love making on the beach.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
You know, a little bit relaxed, a little bit of
a message, a little bit of cocone oil.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Cocone oil, but a samed in the foreskin. Cool. Fiji
will be stoked for Tourism Fiji will be stoked to
have that as part of the big announcement there, But myself,
Mogi Hoidi j and old pugs aren't. We are heading
away via Fiji Airways to the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort
and Spa where white sandy beaches meet world class hospitality

(22:32):
fellers and we're Fiji's championship golf course man designed by VJ. Singh.
I'm so excited. Yeah, Basically, it's for a long weekend
of fun, swinging the old clubs, have a few pina
coladas at one of the nicest resorts I've ever seen
in Fiji. It's amazing with the felers, with the fellows.

(22:53):
Will be there. We will be there. If you are
keen to join us, give us a call now on
eight hundred hoduky you and a mate can come along
and uh, it's just gonna be. It's gonna be. It's
gonna be amazing.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
As I am absolutely frothing for this competition. It's easily
the best one we've done. God know, it's four years
in the making. It's taken us a while to get it.
I mean, look, we've been to hawk Teker, We've been
to New Plymouth, we've been to Wellington and we've been
to Now we get to go somewhere sick Fiji.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah, I'm keen to. And if you want to see
Jason Toggs as well, I'll be wearing my island slacks.
Sick Victoria House live life pretty pretty beachy you guys, Yeah,
very good.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Thanks a vacatory.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
You say you'd like a bit of beat chection, would you?

Speaker 7 (23:39):
I'd love a bit of beat chection?

Speaker 5 (23:41):
And who would you take with you? My husband?

Speaker 6 (23:44):
We're well over to a holiday, leave the kids behind
and I think LA sounds pretty good.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Man.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Well, I just want to point out that we've ruled
out any children being allowed to come. They have to
stay home. Okay, so they're excuse if you need it,
you'd love to bring them.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
But you can.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
It's not a holiday they come exactly.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Exactly awesome, Victoria. Well you were officially our first person
in the drawer for the Big show Swingers. Cop. Congratulations.
I think we could do one more Jason if you want, Yeah, sure,
many fellows want to pick Yeah, sure, geta rowing. How
you going man? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Good fellows?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeh good onion. What do you do for a crust rowing.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Oh that.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
The something going on there. That's a weird way of
framing it.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, but that's all g we'll find out all about
it and fi g maybe rowing? Do you like g Man?

Speaker 7 (24:35):
I love PG. I've been there twenty years ago.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, And look it's an amazing place and
you know you've got to try and go every year.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Rowing.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
You're simply muss.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
You simply muss.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
And I see you're in Dunedin there, row and it
just passes down and it's freezing there. So a bit
of heat, a bit of sun, a bit of a
bit of golf, maybe a bit of swimming, bit of eating.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Sounds good, sounds bloody, gir, Who would you bring your
mad dog? Oh well I wouldn't be on a retune
home if I took anyone life.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
It made my way.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Well yeah are you? Yeah? Right? You should be stoked
if you take Will. Yeah. Well he's a good But
all right, Ryan, you're in the drawer as well, mate,
You hold the line and pucks details all right? No, seriously, fellas,
how good is this going to be? Fantastic?

Speaker 5 (25:24):
And the phone lines have absolutely let out.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
People are keen airs. I'm assuming they can only get
in via the big shows, so you're just going to
have to wait till tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Are There will be a few chances and other shows
as well, but the key is to listen to Radio Hdaki.
When you hear a cutere call, there will be a
cue call from now on. You just call straight away
and eight hundred Haadaki will chuck a bunch of people
in the drawer every single time. It's the Hudaky Swingers
Club Fiji edition with Tourism Fiji Fellas. Good stuff.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Mate, Hey, there's whole.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
The Hurdachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
You're on the Big Show Cold War Kid the first
this Monday. The reason I am am talking is because
Jace wasn't ready. No, Jace was sort of trawling filth
on Instagram. It was lost in it.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well, if you guys stopped sending me filth on your
Instagram accounts so that you I know what you're trying
to do here, it's not going.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
To work all right. Hey, Flat meeting, show meeting, show me.
The meeting show Meeting is now in progres and the.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Reason why we're having the show meeting Pogstoners so that
you can change that the opening sting to flat meeting
because Jason's changed the name of it.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
It's now flat.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
It's flat alright, Sorry, fellow, I was just a bit
flastered by all the buzzy.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Well, if you just paid attention to your job, Jason,
it's very hard when you're sending that kind of anything. Anyway, Okay,
show meeting other sorry, flat meeting. The reason we've got
pugs in here is because a little behind the scenes
action we won a little internal work competition, which is
very exciting. Our show won it, and as a result,
we have a two hundred and fifty dollar voucher to

(27:08):
spend at a restaurant just by work over here. Right, Yes, now, sure,
I wish that restaurant was Reburger.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
That's why from here on out it will just be
known as the restaurant. Sure, turn fifty dollar out chair.
That is enough.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
You know.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
A meal there, that's a cheap, cheapish place. A meal
there's thirty bucks each. Yeah. My suggestion was in the
group chat that we take the whole Hodcky team out
for lunch. That was my suggestion. Yes, jac instantly had
a problem with that.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Was that.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Well, I'm not giving those losers anything. As I said
in the chat, I think we divvy it up amongst ourselves.
I dodn't even want to go with you lot. Just
give me my share of it so I can go
and cash it in. You get cash and have some
free lunches.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, fifty each.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
What sort of happy outfit are we running here?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Keysy take the whole team out. Bullshit, I'm not having it.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
I guess the question becomes, you know, if you're going
to share it with everyone, what's the point of winning exactly?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
You're right, we want it.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
In the office.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well it was like to be I'd argue that you
know they equally contributed to this. In fact, I bet
you don't even know how we want it.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Yes, I do know how we want it.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Actually, somebody made the air of putting it in the chat,
so he just knows how we want it.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's my that's my band. I just assume you would
have been on Instagram looking at busies when we were
talking about that.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
But you're with me, magi, you must be with.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
What's my feeling on it? Look, I certainly see your
side your side here. I mean, my point of view
is kind of you know, you're gonna you're gonna water
down the prize so much that that everyone becomes a loser.
You know, you're gonna share it with everybody out in
the office, so everybody can only have a measly amount

(28:53):
instead of just four of us just having a substantial victory.
And how often do we get to have a victory, guys,
fellas never massive? Isn't it about time that we sort
of reveled in the spoils of war as it were,
it just had for once, for once, just have a
goddamn treat for ourselves. I mean, we've got a dinner
coming up shortly that we're meant to be having with

(29:14):
our wives. This could pay for the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Well that that I'm totally with Mogi on that. I
don't want some piece of filth from the office fiddling
with my fries, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
I want my own fries.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
You can get you yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
But there's someone if we're all there, people just you.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Know, okay, So okay, what if we got your own
little bowl of fries, which would be about four dollars.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
No, I want my share individually.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Pugs, what do you think, man, you did the line's
share of the work.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Oh you didn't hund a percent of the week, and
in fact we did nothing. Yeah yeah, I think side
to it as well.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
Well, no, obviously I want to share it with you fellas,
I mean to.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Decide whether you should have anything.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I think that's right. Oh I was going to say.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
Right, no, no, no, sorry, Jay, it's just sit on that
for a minute.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Then Big Show with Jason King Casey. Yeah, you're very right,
you're very right, I.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Mean and producer here.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's actually in the email it says that
the winner is the Big Show and then and brackets
James Pugsley.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Right, well you're not on air talent, so whatever you say,
it's got to have an asterisk.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, okay, yeah, Tugs, what are you? What's your view
on this? What do you think?

Speaker 8 (30:29):
I honestly, when you said share it with the team,
I did think you meant just us four as the winners,
as the James Pugsy.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Well, it's it's not just food, Casey. I think you're
got to keep that in mind.

Speaker 8 (30:41):
These beverages to be had pissed out, No, no, like
a little soda or.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Something and beverages down there, and can I just say
it doesn't have to be one?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Thank you? A couple of times?

Speaker 4 (30:53):
How often are we looking for a snacker? And here, Casey,
we're thinking about I'm ungry. I could go for a
snack or just pop down. It's been even your eighty
bucks to do.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
And it's not like you don't like your free purse.
I'm shocked that you even put it out there.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
It's just that I know the people in the office
do a lot of work and they don't often.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Get that that's right, and it's up to them to
negotiate their contract whenever that comes up. And I would
hate to minimize what they do around here by throwing
them little pieces of chicken and chips.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
You know what I'm saying, right, So I'm the bad guy.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Patronizing, you're sort of saying to them, or you guys,
you guys do a lot of work. Here you go,
here's some chips.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
They don't want your chips, man and Kesey with that.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
To anymo horn Man, it's kind of just throwing it
in my face.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Horn Okay, good as opposed to what and all that's
going to happen is you're going.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
To get even more of a strata on Keezy than
you already have when you walk in the offices.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Like big shot Keysy shouting the team.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
You know, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yeah, it's just nice. Sorry, fellas my bed. I thought
I was looking after the team, but it turns out
there doing that was actually a big right.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Can I say that charity begins at home?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
All right?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
So we should first of all, we should share it
amongst ourselves and if there's any crumbs.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Left over, we can give it to the filth you
mean the office.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Working Yeah, the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Hero Smith there on the radio, Holdarky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. Now a bit of rugby league action over
the weekend. Let's talk to our old mate Charlie Gab
get a Charlie House Live.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Yeah, LA's good brother. Cups a bit empty.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
But back on here with my brothers.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Can I ask you a question, man, how are we
going with on the baby watch?

Speaker 7 (32:47):
No baby's out baby.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Yet?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
What are we going with?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Brother?

Speaker 7 (32:54):
We got a name, yeah, Grace, Grace.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Is it a boy or a girl? A boy n nice.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
What day was she? What date was she born? Then?

Speaker 7 (33:10):
I'm not sure on the date, but Wednesday, Oh.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Yeah, twenty eighth. My my missus sister had another kid,
so the I don't know if they're related.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
No, hopefully I don't have the same dad, right.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
Hei.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Well, congratulations, Gabby, that's great news mate. Now getting to
the game, we were always chasing our tail.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
It seemed to me.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
A disappointing loss.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
Definitely a disappointing loss. Like I personally thought we played
pretty good, but just a couple of those early on
trials from from the Eels, you know, we were putting
an attacking kicks either going to score ourselves. We'll get
to repeat shit. But they got out and pretty much
went the lead of the field twice. Yeah, and then

(33:57):
all those other times. You know, Mitch Moses, so he's
just got a mega boot on him and he kind
of kicked us to death a bit. I thought that
if it was there, but we're just we're just missing
a bit of a bit of class at the moment.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah, and we're playing it feels like their attacking options
are just super super safe and once we just once
we got down to twenty it was blew out to
twenty to four or whatever it was. We decided to
have a crack and low and behold we actually managed
to get some points. It just feels like we're too
reserved in a tack at the moment, building good pressure,
but then yeah, nothing, nothing sort of comes with it.

Speaker 7 (34:28):
Yeah, yeah, we are differently well from our from watching
on TV. We're missing a bit of strike a moogi,
But I don't know, it's just I don't know where
it's going to come from. You know, Pompey's playing well, yeah,
Roger's playing well, but we're missing that real slick killer
in the backs. It's hard. You know, it's been a
long season and we've had a lot of long, long injuries.

(34:48):
But I don't know if we just got to We're
just got to hope we can put in our best
performance when it counts on the finals.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
We are of course discussing the wires going down to
the Eels twenty six to twenty two over the weekend
and Charlie Gubb when you look at other teams that
are going to be in the finals race that you've
got Penrith Panthers who rested an historic sixteen or seventeen
players their entire starting team bar one bloke. Melbourne managed
to rest quite a few of their blokes as well,

(35:15):
and I know the Raiders, who are top of the table,
their coach Recky has gone on records saying he's resting
blokes this week as well. The Wires can't really afford
to do that, can they, Because we've come so far,
We've had all these injuries and we're just sort of
limping to the finish line. In a situation like this
at this point of the season, how naked are you are?
You absolutely gassed?

Speaker 7 (35:37):
I do reckon that they will be gassed because because
there's been so many injuries, they've been forced to play
people longer minute and not give them a rest here
and they're like pretty much all the young boys have
played played every game and then you've got you know,
guys like Jackson Fords will be coming back from suspension.
He would have had his rest, but everyone else's been

(35:58):
maxing out minute. So I think they will be when
I say gas, something like their body is just recovering slow,
harder to warm up, you know, for every training. But
they'll definitely be able to get up for the finals.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Yeah, right, We've got a tough one this coming week
as well. You're going to Manly taking on the Seagulls,
Daly Cherry Evans will be his final game play. He's
been the Seagulls, He's played over I think three hund
fifty plus games and this is his last ever game
at that club at their home ground. Badly. They hate
him there. Yeah, well unfortunately. Yeah, but are you worried

(36:30):
about this game, Charlie, like I am.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Yeah, I am worried because they do have a lot
of strike and they've got nothing to lose. They can't
make the finals themselves. Yeah, they're tough to beat at
home Manly.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I'm just even looking at the ladder now, and what's
interesting is we're currently sitting on in sixth position on
thirty four points, equal with the Sharks below us in
seventh the Panthers on thirty one. So even if they win,
they can't catch us. Even if we if we went
the Sharks lose as a chance, but points differential, we're
so far behind pretty we we we actually could rest

(37:06):
people this weekend we should and finish in exactly the
same position, So it'd be good for us to go
in there with a sixty point hiding to our names.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Yeah, but I think I think there is a scenario
where what the Bronx and the Sharks lose, we win,
We're top four again.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
So I mean that the Broncos are playing the Storm
and the Sharks have a tough game too. Yeah, it's
more than feasible. But it's going to be tough for
us to be manly at home. I don't know. I
think you just got to go on and try and
try and win and build some confidence.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Little luck brother. Yeah, well it is the final regular
season game for the Wars, so we'll all be there watching.
That is that game has been played this Friday, eight
pm here in New Zealand. Charlie, go, before we let
you go, who is your Porter King player of the round?

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Man?

Speaker 7 (37:55):
You know what, I'm having a bit of a mind blank.
So I won their hard marked.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
And mudy Jada Nickett, Well, just before you do, Jays,
can I just suggest Roger two versus Sheck carried that
team on his back?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Well, can I make a suggestion to I just don't
know his name. He scored the try when he went
up on the goal line. The Arth weeka Halo Seema
because he's been a bit out of form.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Looked like he was getting back to his best again.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I thought he's been great for him well, the last
couple of times, he's been pretty quiet.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
What do you think of that, Charlie, I reckon, that's
a great call.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
He probably had been quiet for him down.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Don't you dare play music over the top.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
We're going to Charlie.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
The son's about to start. We'll see you next week
see him.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Tune in on radios indeed radio head there on the
radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is
five point fifty four now Heap's coming up after six o'clock.
We're going to be talking to Sean with he Feels,
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Speaker 1 (40:18):
The Hdiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
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Speaker 3 (40:24):
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You're listening to the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
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Speaker 5 (40:41):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Now coming up by the way, Feler is going to
be talking to Sean with Captain of the South and Rugby.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
So did any of you guys watch that match and
watch it twice?

Speaker 8 (40:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Did you? Okay? Good? Actually going to stag this week
in a stag dooo O Southland Stags? How funy is that?
But all the fellows in the stag chat will like, ah,
how good is this? Now you can watch our stag
challenges this weekend because they're all Canterbury supp right, And
I was like, oh god, I don't want Canterbury to
take it off Southland. It's the last people I want

(41:09):
to have it.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
No, exactly, exactly, Yeah, well you should do a streak
keys A.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
You're going to go to the game. No, because it's
in Southland.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
You could go there. I don't know where your staggers Christ?
Oh yea, it's too far. Yeah, yeah, you can do
a streak in the lounge.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Well I could streak from the stag area down to
Christ to the Southland back and then trying to die
of hypothemia. Is that a good idea, Jason?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Yeah, I just think you're putting yourself out there a
little bit too much when you go away for these weekends.
What do you mean, Well, it's just you're getting naked,
you're having spas and.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I where did I have a spa with that dude?

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Remember that was four years ago?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
You forget man, it's you made it up.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Looks as the thing says, you like other dudes, and
that's all all good.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
But I just maybe pull it back a bit, That's
all I'm saying. Put what back of it? Hey? Coming up?

Speaker 5 (42:08):
NICKT.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Shawan with me, Captain of the Southland Staggs. Hopefully Pugs
is trying to get his number. Yeah, hopefully he doesn't,
you know, stitch us up the Niarchy.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in on.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Radio Holk's indeed, Tom Petty there and the Heartbreakers on
the radio Honankee Big Show this Monday evening.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Now i'll tell you what fellas. There was a bit
of rugby action over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I'm loving the MPC by the way, it's my favorite,
even more than the All Blacks fellas.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, I enjoy it more than the All Blacks two.
At the moment, absolutely, I'm more excited.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
And there was a massive game over the weekend Southland v.
Whykat or for the great the famous ran fairly Shield
and what well. I guess you could call it a
bit of an upset because Waikato were probably the favorites,
but it wasn't to be. Now we've got sewn with
he who was the captain of Southland on the phone

(43:04):
with us and Sean as the party stopped.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Yet we're just warming back up, just landing and the
cargo back in the they spoke not long ago, and yeah,
just warming back up at the house.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
You bloody good, how good man? What a time to
be alive?

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Seoran. Of course, you know, unless I'm mistaken, Your first
time wearing the captain's armband, your first time being captain,
and you've won yourself the Ramfully Shield.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Time to retire, Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Think I said during the week, I said, but I
want anything else, and he's on the rug the shield.
I can retire happy, so special, pretty work four hours.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
It's absolutely amazing, mate. The refluence because we keep on
having the NPSC competition. It is great, but it always
it's changing year on year. It's this, it's that, it's
the other. The Ramfilly Shield has always been the Renfilly Shield,
and I think that's part of the reason why people
love it so much. It's also means that any team
can win it in any divis at all. People froth
the Renfilly Shield and I think they'd rather hold the

(44:04):
shield than they would win the championship.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 7 (44:11):
I know.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
I think back in the day when they had in
twenty ten send a bit of a be squad away
to the away games and just make sure we defended
it with this at home. So yeah, I'll defending it
to the desk.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Good on you you're back.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Tell me Sean, what kind of reception did you receive
getting home?

Speaker 6 (44:31):
I reckon there was about three hundred people at the airport.
We pipe man.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Now there's a little bit of advice around the Renfilly Shield.
Obviously you're having to go home and the very next
game you're playing against Canterbury the Titans Canbury what either.
There's a bit of advice around about what you do
with the shield, and that is that during the week
you put as much DNA on it as you possibly
can do. You subscribe to that down at the Stags, mate,
even you might be able to hand it if you
don't want to imagine that you will.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
But if you did, cover make sure we're covering the DNA.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Oh well, you can use your imagination. Man, it's entirely
up to you.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
But look, I know that you know previous holders of
the shields have used it for all sorts and there's
a mistaken Hawks Bay. Yeah, they had a bloody ripper
of a time with the shield last year.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I think it was.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
I think they broke it in half, but it would
plaster to patch it up.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Beautiful on the game, Sean, I love watching it, it
seemed to me and it's a very basic way of
breaking the game down.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
But you fellas just seem to want it more.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
And even after the match, the Waikato players were saying
they were hungry they wanted it more and they deserved it.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Yeah, I guess that's sort of how it felt. You know,
we're hungry. We talked a lot about it during the week,
what it means for our province and our people down here,
the best, we're the best fans in the country, and yeah,
I think we just wanted it a lot more and
we're hungry and.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
You know, and that's yeah, And I'm hungry to get
a Sean Kezy here, captain of the rand Philly Shield
winning Southland Stags on the line with us right now?
What do you do for a crust man.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
For a crust Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Do you think there should be a ran Philly sword?

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Oh well that's not a bad idea. You can float
and not have you know the history behind the shield,
but yeah, big show back and we could get a gun.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
So what's the plan this evening and for the rest
of the week, man, I assume at some point you've
got to get out on the training padic. Is it
going to be a pretty solid few days of a
few responsible bruise, Yeah, a.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
Few responsible bruis tonight. I think plenty of family and
friends and supporters down there, So I think we'll tuck
in tonight and then get back onto the training field
maybe late afternoon tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
And so how we go have a bit of a
spew on the sideline, a bit of a gender and
then smack back into it.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
Sure exactly.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Hey, congratulations man, that must be an absolute buzz for
you guys. And I reckon you're going to absolutely douche Canterbury,
no worries at all.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Yeah, I think we might use it during the week.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah, backbone my wife, thanks for chatting to us. Sean Legion.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
The Hilarkey Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarkey.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
I took monkeys there on the Radio ho Donkey Big
Show this Monday evening. Now we've been running a competition
crank your hog, where you sending pics of your vehicle
and you let us know here on the Big Show
what you want done with that, how you want it
souped up feelings.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
That's right, just a little bit of an adjustment made
to them. You know, sometimes you had a carrot's absolutely sick,
but you think yourself, man, I wish it was sicker.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Yeah, I wish I had some fluffy dice for example.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Some flames down the side.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
One of those seat covers. It's all the wooden beads.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
How good you know?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, man can put you with one of those, Jason.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
And he'd be really good.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I like one of those and one of those like
doorknob things on your steering wheel. Yes, so good, that
would be so good. And those actually rule to drive,
but I think they were legal though.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
What about one of those stickers on your back window
that says honk of your horny?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Oh yeah, I already got one of those. Hey, if
you have a car or a bike that you want
done up slightly, here dot co dot in ZID, send
us a photo and you can win some cash to
put towards making that happen thanks to Pan Hidden. Then
you road hog insid.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
I p a.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
We've actually got quite a few entries through for this, Fellas, Yeah,
we have, and no dick pics. No, Actually that was
the interesting thing. I was like, how many dick pics
have we been sent? Yes? And Fellas like no none.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Watch this number skyrocket then over the coming weeks. That's
good stuff. Carriage on the right side. We don't have
to look at them, do.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
We No, it'll be the fellows. But we get to yeah,
we get to Joseph and lower Heart. My lovely eighty
two Mitsubishi Sigma needs rust, repairs, paint, and interior work
to get a waft. Yeah, it was as similar to
Todd Motors and put it to a forty three years ago.
It's a piece of Kii automotive history, a very rare
sight on ensid roads. There's a photo here. It is

(49:20):
an absolute piece of shit. I love it.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
But they've got the Toyota factory that used to run
out those ways out and putty that or employed thousands
out there. Chezy, that sounds bloody good. What does he
need a little bit of rust?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah, rust interior work, It'll mostly be rusty.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Stop rightly or wrongly. I've always heard you can't go
wrong with a Toyota.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
The other thing that I remember. The other thing I
remember is Toyota keres To. I used to do an
advertising thing back in the day. I still remember having
the stickers. When I was about eight. They were running
that Toyotaki. I'm not sure if they do, but they
said they yeah, yeah, yeah, totally remember it is.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
This weird one with this you and this you're looking
bastard driving it, you know, the one to talk about
what was the name of that one again?

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Uh, Toyota, Yeah, Highlight, Yeah, yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
It wasn't like a campaign. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
It was.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Just Google that Google that man.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
So this is the kind of thing I like, because
he said here, I'd love to throw a sleeping bag
in the back do summer roadies or loaded up with
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Speaker 1 (50:48):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days a four on radio Hold Ike.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Talking heads here on the radio Hodnkey Big Show This
Monday evening, let's give out some advice.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Get in touch with the failers. It's a real email address.
We want your emails. We will give out advice in
one hundred percent Anonymous and if we read it out,
you get yourself a fifty dollars reburger voucher Fellers. While
I was away and Punksan was filling in you guys
had some correspondence from a bloke called Anonymous.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Sounds familiar.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, yeah, Basically he was doing an upcoming EU wrote honeymoon,
and they had agreed on every all parts of the
trip except for there was four days in London at
the very end where he wanted to visit his mates
who were over there and have a massive night, and
she wanted them to go visit her lined deaf two
year old great aunt. Yes, and both take the train

(51:47):
out to there instead.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
He's actually emailed through saying hey, Mike requested an update
on the situation. He's got through, so I would.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
You like to hear it?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yes, please getay guys. Mike mentioned to be here to
hear an update on what eventuated from the Mexican stand
off between my wife and I. That's race. You can't
say that. Ja's Jessefy pleased to say that we did
come to a compromise, albeit a slightly different one than
the Fellers suggested. Instead of going our separate ways, for
me to get on the rack with the rack with

(52:15):
the boys while the wife and daughter went out to
visit the Great Art for three days. We cut the
visit down to a day trip and I got my
exuberant evening out in Hackney. Right, So just a day
trip to visit the great Aunt, which is all you
surely that was enough?

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Yeah, I was going to say.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
The great thing about that is she won't remember anyway.
There was a day, two days, three days, It could
be ten days.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
She wouldn't remember.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
As far as she's conned, they never turned up at all.
The description, if I'm remembering correctly, she didn't know which
way was up.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Yeah, right, yeah, so three days out there.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
I mean you could have you know, honestly from the
sounds that you could have drawn a face on a
balloon and and sort of stuck that on a broomstick
and leaned it up against the chair, and she would
have been justice.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Hay, she is stoked.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
You could have actually not done it at all, and
then rung her a couple of days later and say, hey,
we really enjoyed that.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
It was lovely to see you. Just gaslight, yeah, just
massively gaslight. How would you stick the balloon to the broomstick.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
With a bit of tape because it's got that that
little bit of down the bottom, and then around rundom around,
she goes. I mean, it's been done a million times.
It's a it's a tail as old as time. Gezy,
everybody does it. But yeah, you could have done that there,
But of course it's hard to convince the missis of
that sort of stuff. Yeah, so that's great. I'm glad
to hear he sort of it out.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
But one of the thing you would have had to
do is make two and a little one for the kid,
either kid.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
There was a weird thing was a honeymoon with the kid, Yes,
which is not the way to go at all. That's
the other thing you could have done is you could
have taken a balloon and drawn a face on it
and stuck that to like a cricket bat and taken
that with you and pretend that that was your kid.
Except you don't have to put up with any of
the malachy, you know, any of the over at the
airport in one of those lockers that you can rent out.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Oh yeah, that quite affordable. Actually, I never had a honeymoon,
wouldn't know. Just a bit of an update here, Jason.
The debauchery was the night immediately before the early morning
train trip to rural Kent rural, So he went out
for a massive night. So I was hanging out of
my ass on a Molly come down whatever that is.
Would have a clue while hearing a first hand account

(54:16):
of the evacuation of Dunkirk. Oh that is so good.
You know, it's a rough day when the one hundred
and three year old has a sharper mind than you.
Ten out of ten would visit again, though, you simply
must go.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
The Hilarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on Radio Holarky.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Well, there you go, your mad bastards. That's the end
of the Big Show this Monday evening. I'm loving this
this new tune.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
It is good, isn't it good? Underneath it there, it's
real good.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Now listen, if you love the Big Show, here's some
great news for you, because we do a thing called
the podcast outro, which is bonus material.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
It's not the radio show.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
It's from that Pugs has just given me that. Oh
should I've forgotten to make a clip eyes. Yeah. Ah,
so it's just just just buy some time for a while.
If you're tuning in now and you just caught the
end of the show and you gutted. The podcast will
upload daily also as highlights of the show too, so
you never have to miss a single second of the
big show. For example, you'll be able to hear earlier

(55:27):
today when we chose this to be our new closing music.
Oh yeah, how you going, Pugs? Can I just say
two on that front? Can you just listen to the show?

Speaker 4 (55:37):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (55:38):
You know, not the podcast, listen to the show.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
You can listen to both if you want, Yeah, listen
to both.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
I mean, you know, people go get lazy on it
sometimes maybe and they just listen to the podcast, But
there's a vibrant seat in the live show.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
You're right, it's not the same as hearing the yarns
with Tom Pitty in between. Exactly my point, Pugs. Here's
some as here's the clip of today's podcast outro entitled
v O.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
It's like, well, that's not my voice at all, but
they want you to get you And then it's like
Tipsy Tony from Timaru has had too much to drink
and it's.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Like, well, what have you got me for this? It's yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
They did the same with me when I started doing
Dog Squad, and I just said, shut the fut and
this is how it's done.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
I am demand, Well, this is how you run it
through your head when you drive back from being diminished
in front of the agent.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Showing your yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
And showing my ass had nothing to do.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
With Dog Squad, but it was just a reference to
a reference. You know, your worst ever audition, remember, yes,
you to show them your butt, remember, and then they
didn't give you the part because they said your but
was too all over the place. It was a sloppy
They said it was a shem.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Had.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I had very tight I'm seen next week. Easy, you know,
I was just joking around.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Just give us a peach. Hey, No, but do go
and check out that podcast. Also check out the Instagram
plenty going on there.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Till tomorrow. We'll see you later of New Zealand. Bye.