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On today's show, Jase encounters a wardrobe thief, Mike's putting out a vibe in the gym changing rooms, and Keyzie's seriously concerned about the Friday Throbber.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold a cheers two from bringing
back to laughs and the world gone.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, welcome the.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Biggest show, our biggest shot, biggest, biggest speak.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Show, which just nice and kidd out your mad BARSI
it's great to have your company this Friday afternoon, the
twenty fifth of October twenty twenty four. And you, my friend,
I listened to the Big Show brought to you by
twoy Get it yeah right ha responsibly?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, I say get it in you then say year right,
because it saying don't get it in you all right?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Right, So you're.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Saying is get it in your responsibly full stop? And
then you say something like oh man, with so much
going on in the world today, everyone could deal with
a laugh.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
He's the return of the year. Right till you Billboards.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'll tell you what, Mogi, dear man. I can see
you're in great spirits and that that white T shirt
and really pings on you. Man, I'm not joking, and
it is just stretched taut across your rock hard body,
and your nipples are popping even it's going off today,
the veins are protruding. How's life you're stallion.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's going pretty grassy here your mad dog. You're a
sixth son of a bee. And actually, yeah I did.
I thought today is a special day. I'm not going
to see Jason for three days and obviously you as well, Keezy.
But I know how much of a fan Ja says
of a tight white tea. So I ran this through
the dryer for three hours this morning. Just shrink it

(01:33):
up a little bit for you. And I'm glad it's
paying dividends for you there, brother.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Good on you, man, I tell you what, keeesy, jeez,
you're looking smart today. That is what would you call that?
A sort of casual dress? Shit? Because I know, I
know that you had a lunch date today with all
the friels in the office. There a few. That is
a lovely, smart, sensible top you're wearing to go out
for a for a lunch with the friels.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
It's just a summer sort of button up, short sleeves ship.
Lunch was a massive success. Yeah, if you want to
hear more about it, man, this is the podcast out today.
We really got into it, you really do.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
The problem is now that you've mentioned, now that you've mentioned,
I had a.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Few work beers. My brain is like, do not make
any sort of slippers?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Tell me about it?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Man happening?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Um, yeah, no, you look good man?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And I reckon that buttons you know that's the top buttons.
Feeling just enough chest to keep the ladies interested and
no shortage of his there can I say, very hugh
suit well at the same time keeping things you know
at arms week that's sure.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
As being hary. I'm not herey no, no, no, no,
hear down there. I tell you what everyone's feeling. Get
wouldn't you the long weekend? No one's really here to
be honest. That bag it off?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Can I be honest with your mees today?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm dialing it in. Yeah, today dialing you Like a
great many other people out there.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
We'll be dialing into a lucky winner of the Diamonds
on Richmond ten k Engagement Ring giveaway.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's so true. And also it's Friday, so froud out
shy day ah and the Friday frother Oh tell us
if you've got any shout out three four eight three
and let's kick off with a bit of oasis.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Every text three by the way in the drawer for
a twoy prize pack.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
The hod Acky Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Is indeed the cure there on this magnificent Friday afternoon
as we head into the long weekend, any froud outs there, Keyzy.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Don't far after saying my name in a really strained way,
heaps of shout outs coming out, sorry froud outs coming
in on three four eight three, And in doing so,
these people are now on the drawer for a to
his prize pack, which is pretty exciting.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, they're great packs too. Let me just say from
personal experience.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Hey, shout out to the bro. Sorry frout out to
the bro Jared on moving into his new shag pad.
I hope he's recovering well from.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
His whole reduction surgery.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
What a weapon there. This is from Martin in the
Central South Island. Hey, hoduck you boys, big fraud out
shout out Shiday to me for the dedication, love and listenership.
It's been thankless, Thanks for the wicked radio show. And
also thanks for nothing.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Cheers man, shout out to you.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
You're someone here is starting a petition to get Kezy,
also called a stallion in the Big Show intro.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Does how many signatures it's got just the one so far.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I was a little bit upset actually talking because you're
a good looking fella, that's Key.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
But here we go.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
No no, but apart from you, no no, no, no,
you're a good looking fellow. Okay, but you didn't you
didn't mention my lovely boat shoot today, I.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Tried to, all right, did I didn't?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
You?

Speaker 5 (05:00):
To be honest, Jase is wearing his boat shirt. So
and winter he wears a weird hoodie. In summer he
wears his boat shirt and brown crocs.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I'm not wearing my crocs today, just inc it Italy.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, but you said yesterday you're gonna wear a lemon
shir and now you're not wearing it.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
So and Key has been in there.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Jason always says like, oh, wear my cowboys shirt tomorrow,
and then he comes in with a boring old boat
shirt and think I saw my wife's hidn't it?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
No, the cowboy shit was just too small. It just
didn't fit me. But listen, also, in terms of three
four eight three, if you're on the road, just sort
of go to a batch or something like that. Let
us know. Because when I was driving in boy the
traffic mate, she was a nugmre was it. It was
a nightmare out.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Hey, I've got this yan and thankfully it's only about
thirty seconds long. I went to the I went to
the gym as I do, and after I do my
work out, like if I'm coming in here afterwards, fellows,
I have a little shower over there, I do. And
I was over there day before, yestid I think it was,

(06:01):
and had my work out there, went into the changing
rooms and got my towel out the towel and got
my towel out of my bag, and I noted immediately
that it had three rabbits embroidered on it. And I
immediately realized that I grabbed my daughter's towel from when

(06:23):
she was a baby, right, so a very small towel.
And I laughed to myself and an ol. I took
myself after that. I don't even know if I'm going
to get dry with this thing. Anyway, I took myself
after the shower and came back had it wrapped around
my waist because I'm a backbone and I respect other
people's you know, dignity.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, you don't want to shame the me, you know
what exactly?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
And I came back in and sitting right next to
my locker, as there's always the way. You can have
two people in a changing room the size of Eden
Park and you will always be sitting right next to
the other person. That's just the way it goes, Yes,
And that person was Mania Stewart from the acc And
he looked up at me and saw me wear in
this tiny little towel and the only thing that he

(07:11):
sort of took it in his eyes widened, and then
he quickly turned his head around it and sort of
focus all his attentions on something that was happening in
his gym bag, and I could see that there was
nothing really happening in his gym bag anyway. I carried
on a conversation with him as normal, But at no point,
from from that moment until he hurriedly walked out of
the changing room, did he look at me again, Did

(07:33):
you try and explain what the situation? I didn't think
about it, because all I say, I'd already registered that
I had the towel on earlier, and now I'm just
I've just got the tower on. I'm not even thinking
about it. And it wasn't until he left I was
like there's a bit weird, so what like t towel
sized or slightly bigger, slightly bigger than a But if
you've seen the movie Starsky and Hatch with Ben Stella
and Aaron Wilson when they get changed and they were

(07:54):
in tiny little towels, it was pretty much as The
funniest part is.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Who I know quite well, this whole time he's thinking, wow, no, no,
purposely runs a really small towel so that he can
strut around the changing one hundred percent think that's what
he will be thinking.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Well, he said nothing about it, and I saw the
next day. I saw him and Joe Jurry and Jojury goes, oh,
here he is, and then it was like he was
about to say something and then he doesn't say it. Yeah, Ah,
we're gonna have to. I'll see if we should try
and call him.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I'd like to get yeah, because I've probably just been paranoid.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
He probably didn't give it a second, fourth, fifth thought.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
He'll be bagging you right now.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Hey, keep those texts coming, by the way. On three
four eight T three, Froud outs he is Queen and
David Bowie what the hold?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
King Big Show with Jason Mike and Kezy tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Is indeed rage against the machine. There on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show. There's Friday afternoon as we hit into
the long weekend, a few more frout out shy days.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
That's right, it's a shout out Friday, but said incorrectly
because Jace did that once about two months ago.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
We're having it to go three four eight three, sent.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Him on through.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Shout out to the mad Dog Kizzer who shouted himself
on the third attempt of landing the plane in christ
Church last night.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Wow, okay, nice good effort.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Sounds like he managed to land it though in the end,
which is good. Shout out to Jase for getting me
to addicted to cheese balls as a kid. I used
to have them at the movies with ice cream. Hadn't
had them in years then. Keesy was always barbing Hordy
jab about them. So last week I bought some. Now
smashing a bag a day. That's from Olie.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah good on the early Massive Bagbone Now listen to recap.
Mogi was at the gym yesterday I think it was,
and he just had a shower and he realized as
he was actually going to the shower that he brought
his daughter's old baby towel instead of a proper manly
towel to the actual gem he had his shower, put
the tiny weeny baby towel around his massive waiste, then

(09:53):
walked to his locko to discover that none other than
Minice Stuet was there sitting there. And and then he
said that Manias had to act very strangely and sort
of wouldn't look at Mogi. And so we've got Mania
on the phone now to talk through the situation with him.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
And can I just say in Kilda Maniah welcome that yes,
Mania was there. He wasn't just there to see me.
He was getting ready to go to the gym, so
he was getting dressed going and I was about to leave.
But yeah, as I say, and as you've re kept there, Jos,
I was wearing a baby's tail that had three bunny
rabbits embroidered on it and I grabbed that by mistake

(10:31):
instead of a human.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Adult sized towel.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
And yeah, I did strike me that you went, really
you went eyeing me at all, And I thought and
it wasn't until I left that I thought, oh he
is he thinks I'm starsky and hutching around the changing rooms.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
You're not far wrong, and I'm very good ter earned
all three of you back bud around the country on
the straight out Stone. But I generally go to the gym,
and I go quite often in the morning, right, and
so I don't get changed at the gym. But on
this day I had to go in the afternoon, and
I generally steer clear of the changing rooms there because
there is definitely a vibe at the gym.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
That we go to. There is, so when I noticed the.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Towel, I was like, oh okay, so for no sort
of sending out the vibe as well, And that is
why I didn't.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
And I don't know whether he was or not.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
I've never heard of it, bloody baby's towel, I presume
I just presumed that was the side Tally bought.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, well it's yeah. I mean I've been there for
doing laps for about twenty minutes before you finally turned up.

Speaker 7 (11:41):
So why I don't get changed? Bit So that's exact reason.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
It does.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
It sounds like a really weird place to be because
Minogues had a few run ins there. He said after
you spotted him wearing what can only be described as
a tea towel with some bunny rabbits on it. He
said that you sort of pretended to be really busy
in your Was that your way of just sort of
like taking five and dealing with the situation?

Speaker 7 (12:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:04):
One, because, like I said, in my mind, he was
putting a vibe out there, and I was doing my
best to avoid reciprocating that vibe.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
I don't know what the repercussions of that are.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Can I just say, Manyah, if someone's putting out the vibe,
never turn your back on them.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Can I just say? Can I just say, Actually, I'm
beginning to have a very different perspective on this because
now that Mania has said there's a vibe going on
at the gym Magie, because you know, he's a stallion, Mania, God,
he's he's gorgeous. I'm beginning to wonder, actually, quite honestly,
whether the baby towel was a mistake.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Nah, it definitely wasn't. Do you go into the sauna there?
Are you a sauna girl?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Oh? Yeah, sauna guy?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
He loves it there. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
See, I can't go on the sauna either.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
For the same reason. So I'm with you, Jason. I
don't think that was an accident at all. Yeah, I think,
and I think he's just gutted that I saw him
and he now has tick up claimed that he's one
of his tiny little tel.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
You think I've taken the front foot, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
I think you are.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
You're trying to you're trying to dictate the narrative, but
you've been caught cruising at least.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
All right.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Well, look, thanks for confirming things Mania, because we did
have our suspicions, mate, So thank you very much and
sorry you had to go through that.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
By the way, that's good.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
It's good to get it off my chest. Extually. I
hadn't told anyone about that.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
You're going to share that stuff. You're going to be
there on Tuesday, man, I hope not.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy is.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Indeed mg M T on the radio Holdarchy Big Show
this Friday afternoon. The time is exactly twenty minutes to five.
A few more frout outs the Achisi.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
You keep those shout far frout out sorry coming in
on three four eight three. Here's a good one. Fraight
out to Kezy for doing the show after a buple
of kess.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
That's a couple of beers. He's for those.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Joining straight out to myself and my backbone of a
husband on the way to Tiano.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
He's a truck. He drives a murk by dayana falcon
by night.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Hey. Notice, and we're heading into the long weekend obviously,
And what I didn't realize quite genuinely, Mogi, there is
a truckload of sporting action going on. There is sports chat. Yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
All right, fellers, just quickly, I'm going to run you
through all the stuff that's on this week.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Me easy.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Constellation Cup Game three, Silver Ferns of the Aussi Silver
Fans dominating by the way. You've got the Final and
the Bunnings MPCO obviously, the second Test still going India
vy black Caps Pacific Championship on the Sunday, the Kiwis
and the Kiwi Ferns are playing the A League. You've
got both the Wellington Phoenix and Auckland.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
FC playing on Monday.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
You've got the Mexican Grand Prix with Liam Lawson racing
in the Formula One. You've got the LPG. Lydia car
is playing in the Maybach Championship. Yeah boy, yes, you
got some fisticuffs as well.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Fast Cuffs is on as well. It's a bloody big
Sunday there. We'll get to the kiwis in a second,
but also USC three O eight is on.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
It's a pretty bloody good card.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
There is Anklaiah versus Rackets and that is in the
light heavyweight and that's going to have big permutations for
future fights for the title, which will be bloody good.
Robert Whittaker will be fighting comes out Jamayev and that
is going to be a bloody beauty.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Now, the winner of.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
That is going to fight drink Stooplas, who's the champion
who beat Israel, And it's likely that Izzy will fight
the loser of this fight on Sunday. Then the title
fight is Ilia Tupia to Puria against Max Holloway Max
Champion versus Number two. A bit worried about Max Holloway

(15:56):
and that one, but I'm hoping you'll clean the clock
of Iliah because I love that son of a bee.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
There to the biggest thing, of course, because it doesn't
happen too often International rugby League. You've got on Sunday
the kiwis and sorry, before.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
You get into the did you mention the Abs Are
they playing tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Playing next weekend?

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Next weekend?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Is it this week at seven pm against Japan?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Really? Yeah? Mate? Why don't I hear it?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Okay, because it's it's everyone else's fault, not my fault.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
That's fine, man. But anyway about my league, you what
are your expectations fellers, because Kezy was just saying you
looked through the New Zealands and went, oh yeah, and
then you looked at Australia and when our god, well.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
That's the thing. You look at our side and one
to thirteen you're like, that's awesome. Even our bench, you know,
you've got really experienced guys who are really decent at
NRAL level. But then you do look over at Australia,
they don't have guys who are decent at inn ral level.
They have got the best players in the world. Yeah,
from one to seventeen. However, last time we played them,
they were running a stack team and we destroyed them.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's right, they had nothing. We pumped them. We pumped
them thirty nine. And you can't train heart keysy Cat
trained culture and the Kiwis have got a rapper. Obviously
that was under McGuire previously Michael McGuire, but he left
to coach New South Wales. He has now gone to
the Broncos and Stacy Jones has stepped and into his
shoes to coach the Keys for the first time. And

(17:15):
obviously Sean Johnson has been brought back to steer the
team around.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Huge.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Do you know what I like about a harves pairing.
It's Sean Johnson and Charns Nickel clock start right, who's
played fullback for the Warriors, and Webby was like, we're
leaving him at fullback, he's our fullback, blah blah, which
is fine. However, he played fire back for us once
we beat the Panthers at Magic Round, which we were
there for.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, he was solid.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
And instead we've gone for a keanu' kenney at fullback
who is like a twenty one year old freaking like
really fast. He's small, but he's really fast. He's got
an amazing side step on. We're literally doing the thing
that people at the Warriors have won it all season,
which has put the.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Dynamo at fullback. Yeah, and move chants who can kind
of play anywhere. But the problem has been is that
chance has said I want to play one. I want
to be at a club where I play one.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah. So the question will be.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Going at the Warriors whether they say do you want
to win a premiership or do you want to finish
outside of the eight every year? You want to finish one?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Or play in juicy one. That's That's why I'd tell
you what.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I'll be hunging into over the weekend, fellas the LPGA
cheese balls. Oh yeah, the LPGA Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Hey, just on the old Kiwis win.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
I've got a messive hunch down in christ Church on
Sunday that the Kiwis will actually get over the Kangaroos.
It's paying three dollars seventy, which is pretty good eating.
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Speaker 3 (18:37):
Course, great stuff. Let's get back to the music at
a one. What Parctic Monkeys, the.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Fleet would make there on the radio, Holducky Big Show.
That's Friday afternoon now heaps, absolutely heaps coming up after
five o'clock, and of course the Friday Thrubber, and we're
going to be giving away our ten thousand dollars engagement
ring found us thanks to the good basses that diamonds
on Richmond.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
But before we get round to that, I'm excited for that,
by the way, So if you've entered the draw, have
your phone on. We could be calling you before we
get to that, though. We have to get through the
Friday throbber. Now, last week was probably the best th
robber of the year. Moggie, How is that out ofline?
Me saying that it sounds about right?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Man. I can't remember the songs. I remember your one
the time Wolf you had Kashmir Kashmir from led Zeppelin,
Pugs had Pogson had Prodigy smack my Hoddy jay up,
that's right. And what was the theme was India?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Right?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
The theme was India half the back of our victory
in the first test, that's right over there.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
It was a hiding too, and so but it was
good because Kashmir is, you know, currently part of India.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
We found out and Pakistan's right.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Pugshan was saying that the person who sang on that
Prodigy song was Indian.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
And the song was Indian.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
It was an Indian song that that sort of sound.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
And then mine was South side of Bombay, which she
used to be a city in India now Mumbai. That's
what we did this is we got a theme and
we all stuck to it, and we really gave it
our bit a shot.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Jason, So I just want to sound it's awesome it was.
I'm said, I missed it. Yeah, I know what.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
I just don't think it would have happened if you
were right. Okay, So what I'm getting at is today's Throbber.
Can you really just give it your all?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Can I just can I just clarify it is labor labor?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, okay, good because it's labor weekend.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah yeah, Well just on that note. Actually, I did
make a bit of an effort because my wife said
to me, now, are you a bit of an effort?
Are you taking this seriously? Because I've never heard Kesy
so upset. The other day when she came home from
our last rubber she said, I thought he was going
to have a heart attack, and I said, he was
pretty upset. I was upset I was just squalified anyway.

(20:51):
So well, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
I don't want to half ask you to squalify. It's
like watching a dead rubber in a game of foot
of you. It's just not as exciting.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Were you guys at douching it out there at the
I love it? I love it. Thanks? Can you bring
another flavor? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (21:04):
Man?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
You know what is that flavors?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Let's be honest. It may that may be so keasy,
but I'm not out of the I'm not out of
the couple, brother, And I was just thinking today, actually,
how filthy would Keesy be if I won the Throubber
for the year? Absolutely? Aperplet you have.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
The thing is we've got to take all those asterisks
off you at the end of the year. So I
don't think they.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Are ridiculous ones. Hey no, but that's something to look
forward to you. So make sure you stay tuned The
Rubber after.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Five the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodakey.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
It's the big shows Friday Forrover. Yeah, welcome back your
messive backbones. Hope your Friday is going along. They nicely Indeed,
now the Friday Throbber each pick a tune to try
and kick off your Friday afternoon as we head into
the long weekend. The theme today labor Fellers labor because

(22:11):
it's a labor weekend, this weekend feelings.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
So we've all decided to choose a song that fits
perfectly with those very limited parameters. We play the tunes.
It goes out, you bring us up over eight hundred
hordechy and best of three, yeah wins. It's right now.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
What we're gonna do is, Mike, we'll play ours too first,
oh you, and then we'll really see.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
If Jason stuck to the theme of labor. It's a
hard one.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
This good goal.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
I'll go first, Okay, Cage the elephant's.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
A sweet your thing away, you do this to yourself.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
She looked at me, and this.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Is what she said.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Al day, no rest for the wicked, don't grows.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
I got to be I got ain't no rest for
the wicked man, because I'm out they're laboring.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Old Mogi has gone with rise against.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Do the sound of a heartbeat?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
What's the name of that one? Re Education through labor.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
There you go, there you go.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Labors in the name there jays. So what have you
chosen man?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
And is it on theme? I think so?

Speaker 9 (23:33):
Slave to the grind by s Good Road, Good Road.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yeah, well done man, Man definitely on Tham. It's just
a shiitter is all to call us eight hundred. If
you'd like to vote on.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Robert, we'll do it. At the meantime, he is the
read hot Chili Peppers.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Actually, yeah, it's about aeroplane.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
The Wholucky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
It's the whole Lucky Big Shows. Friday Throbber, Yeah, man,
welcome back your mess of backbones. By the way, the
cricket started again. She's pretty quiet at the moment and
he smacked a four. But there you go. Uh. The
theme for today's Throubber was labor. Yeah what's that? Because

(24:36):
it's label.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I chose this choir on here. Ain't no risk for
the Wickeds.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I said, just a sweet your thing away. You're doing
this to yourself. She looked at me and this is
what she said, whole bit.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Ain't no rest for the Wickades, was it?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I hate that?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
So O Mogie went with Rise against three Education through Labor.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Two sounds of a harpy pound in wood. I want
a thing you're gonna win today? Maybe? Sure? Why not?
I went for a bit of Slave to the Grind.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
By skid Row.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
I saw turned it off of the best part I
saw a skid row.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
They opened for Guns n' Roses in ninety ninety one
or ninety ninety two, right they got booed off?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Hell, good, good day, Jimmy, you're made bastard. Hell's life.

Speaker 7 (25:47):
Oh it's body gird Hell?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Here're you made? Bustard? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? You know
what are you doing for the label? We can going away?
Are you just chilling out?

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
You guys just chilling out?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Get on your I just got one chick. I've got
another question for you mate. Are you do you live
in Tikoiti?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
I thank you. I just wanted to make sure. What
are you running with here? Jimmy.

Speaker 8 (26:08):
It's good to hear Jason hot fucking finally serious about
it and taking some plate to the grind.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Good on your mate.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
One vote for Jace.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Good a Scottie, how are you going your man? Bastard?
Yeah good?

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Phillips, how are you?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah? Good? Thanks Scotty? Good mates? What are you running
with their I'm gonna have to give us one to you, Jason.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Clean, sweet for j.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Oh good times.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh that's a shame.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
What can you do, Keysy? What can you do the people?

Speaker 5 (26:44):
It's a good work, Jason. Do you just want to
throw to your song there because.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Me tray it Slave to the Grind by skid Row? Yeah, yeah,
turn it up.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Casey, Yeah, Slave of the Grind the skid Row on
the radio. Hold Arky Big Show this Friday afternoon, and
that's your Friday thro How do you feel about that one, Keezy?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
I'm stoked man, Jase, congrats on the wind. Thanks mate,
Clean sweep two from two.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Two from two, baby, and.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Doesn't it just feel so great? You know where it
was a good competition. You picked a great throbber. You
said it was no you see it's one thing, but
it's a shiitter, yes what you see. It has a
been a bit of joke for the last Yeah. The
text machine for once isn't full of people dissing it.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Sure you.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Willy from Dania and he loved it. No one went
for working class man. I was going to I didn't
want to be too predictable. I did think about that too,
Go you.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Good thing love some real skid row from their best album.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Man, So doesn't it feel great though, Jason? Don't feel
right good? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I spose you know.

Speaker 10 (27:56):
What I mean?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Like good healthy competition with everyone's giving it.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
They're all men, you know, get fulfillment from other things.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Really, there's nothing else, Jason, give us, give us a
scores because we know how much this means to your brother,
and you know, things are pretty tight at the top,
like every week this is your I don't know what
it is, is it. I guess it's like having a kid.
For you. You treasure it, You look forward to every moment,

(28:26):
every every time we do this, it's another memory for you.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
So yeah, yeah, it's massive. That text just came and
this was so ship. I just switched to z im
so that you not.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Scores.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Currently out in front on eleven kezy Ah eleven ones
this year with one asterisk because one of the songs
I chose was.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Racist, that's right, forgot about that?

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Yeah yeah, second place on ten, oh yeah, and then
in third place on ten with five asterisks, hood j
So eleven ten.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
It's pretty tired.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
It's pretty amazing. Imagine, and this is what's so frustrating.
If you just applied yourself, you'd be way out in
front man.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
You know, Yeah, that's true. That's true. Hey, speaking of
great music, you're going to tell York tonight. I am
going to forward to that.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I don't know if that's an accurate description. Okay, yeah, no, yeah,
I don't know. I just don't know what I'm getting.
I'm excited to go. I always like seeing live music.
I'm concerned that the shows in the vicinity of two
and a half hours long, I think that is completely
overkill for any band. Sure, but I've always got it
within me to just walk out the door, don't I exactly?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Mate? Speaking of gigs, though, gig a little. Don't forget
about that. If you hear that, what is it the yeah,
just give it an ear out for that, because I
don't know. I just got a feeling at the moment.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Did you it's another disgusting wave? Does Nicker read us?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Did you see that hand on heart? I did not be.
I don't bet, don't you? I don't you?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Do you swallow it when it repeats? When food repeats?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
N Ben? But I don't bet all good.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Yeah, if you do, hear the roar of the old
old call there one hundred Hodaki could win five hundred
bucks thanks the super Liquor Beautiful.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
The Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Talking heads there on the radio holed Arky Big Show.
That's glorious Friday afternoon as we think about the long
weekend the head. But we've got a few more.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Outs there, that's right, fradouts for fraud out shy day.
Text them on three on three four eight through I
Don't forget. You can use iHeartRadio. If you're listening on there,
you can hit the little microphone button and record a
voice note like this person did.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Get a four as here.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
I just want to get a big frout out to
my boys stand fum couple of bagbone key.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Was living in siting In and of course Louis too,
and my lovely girlfriend she's.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
A massive backbone lydia cheer fellas.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
That's great, is it? It's great?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Is that lydia lydia he's talking about? Yeah, yeah, she's mad.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
There's another frowd out here as well from the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
App you.

Speaker 7 (31:21):
Rigby here.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I'm wondering if I can get a crowd out to
my good mate d Wills there, he's into a thick
porn like you, Keasy. You probably know each other through
your little window wear singing.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah, backbone, shout out, throwd out to the d Wellesley Dwells.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
What kind of what kind of porn?

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Was that?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Porn?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Thick? All right? Yeah, I should have gig a little.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Radio. Hold one goes out to you guys, gig a
little fund you.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah right, we will fund you.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Get a Jake your mad barsad Hour's life. How are you? Yeah?
Good things, jakek what's the plan for the long weekend? Mate?

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Just a bit off and yeah it's going to be rainy,
so yeah, just be parking up on the couch, I think, yeah,
good on.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
You do not tell me, Jake, were we to give
you five hundred dollars cash, what gig would you go to?

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Sniffers?

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Back to back at the power station?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Baby?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Are they playing to night?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah? Good beautiful, well, great news Jake, your mad barsat
your five hundred bucks rich at my friend?

Speaker 7 (32:45):
Thanks mate.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Of course the lead singer that's an absolute weapon, isn't she?
And I think seeing them in a small venue like
the power station, there'll be something special.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
I'll be going off.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah mate, am I going to see that myself? When's that?
You won't go? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
What's the name of the band?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Jas Jake and the Ems.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
He's read the name off the telephone.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
To be honest, Actually I've never heard of him. I've
never heard of them.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, they're pretty raucous, pretty Australian mane.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah, you'd love it because it's called the Sniffers. You've
got that massive on.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Hey, no, Jake, you enjoy that five hundred bucks mate,
have a good weekend.

Speaker 7 (33:26):
Legends, thank you.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Thanks the real legions though super Liquor for making this
whole thing possible. They are the ones that want to
get New Zealand gigging again. Doesn't matter what you're keen on.
Listen out for the roar of the encore call o
eight hundred Hodarki and Super Liquer could be giving you
five hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Good stuff, mate, good stuff, really good.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Hey you coming up next, fellers. Oh, we're going to
call the winner of the Big Engagement Ring prize. So
if you've entered the drawer for that, keep your phone on.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
We could be calling you next Beautiful The Hurdarchy Big
Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Kissy shared there on the Radiodanki Big Show this Friday afternoon.
Now Fellas, I spent this morning going through my summer wardrobe.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
The entire morning.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Wow, about an hour actually keasy, to be honest. And
I've got some fantastic shirts in there, but there were
specific shirts. I've got this lemon one at the moment
my wife, oh, because only she only just bought it
for me. But I'll wear it next week. And I've
got specific shirts for some of that. I really love
that that I've had for maybe a season, sometimes two seasons. Yes,

(34:31):
And for the life of me, something weird is going
on because I can't find them. And I'm talking about
three or four shirts from last summer that have completely disappeared,
and I'm like, what the actual there's going on here? Now.

(34:52):
You recall a little while back, a long while back,
I told you about when my partner and I, my
wife and I, yep, first moved in together. Yeah, that's right,
And all of a sudden, that same thing happened. Two
of my favorite shirts were disappeared. They just disappeared, and
what were those shirts? One of them was this really

(35:13):
funky sort of purply funky, it's like na get rid
of it, purply Paisley, kind of light summary, cool looking shit.
The other one like, oh, the other one was velvet, I.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Remember that, right, like dear velvet.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, it was kind of a thick corder or a
velvet almost. And they went missing. And I said to
my wife, Hey, do you know where those shirts are?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
What did she say?

Speaker 3 (35:35):
And she said, yeah, I biffed them. She didn't even
try and hide it, she said. And I said, you can't.
You can't just biff my wardrobe. I love those shirts.
And she said I hated them.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
What she probably bought them for you?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
No, no, no, these I bought them. These women make
sort of student t shirts because we met when I
was quite a young fella, and so it was like,
what the actual And I suspect that while I've been
here slaving away at work, my wife has once again
gone through my wardrobe and taken out certain shirts that

(36:08):
that she doesn't like.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
The weird thing is the ones that she does like,
and she sort of permits you to have a pretty
wacko well, but.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
This is the thing, isn't it what you want to do, Keezy?
Is you want to if you sort of dress up
your your partner there sort of like a ventriloquist dummy,
then it reduces the interest that will be shown by
others sexually or any other.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Going through Andy's drawer and going shirt draw I don't
like it these andies, well hang on, so or this shirt?
Do you this dress? She'd be uman a bit more
support from.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
You, and so you should and you should do that, yes, payback,
or you could just ask her about it.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
You know what you should do is get really stup
fuman and really have a go at her without actually
find out if she did in fact get rid of them.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Just what? Yeah, I think I know what's happened. I
think she's befft them.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Should we call her?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
And I think it's a loss to New Zealand that
they don't get to see Hawdy Jane's favorite summer shires.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
So what summer shit is she birthed? Not the lemon shit?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
No, there was one that once again had kind of
a Paisley sort of what even isis? I don't know
what that is. It's a weird flowery swirl. Yeah, one
another one had like thunderbolts on them. That was very
cool and it was really comfortable to wear. But I mean,

(37:39):
it's not acceptable, isn't it? Is it for your partner's
just beth your stuff out without asking you. It's not cool, man,
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
I think Mike's onto something though, So she's intentionally dressing
you up in a way that people will leave you alone.
So did she make you with those crazies?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
So are you saying that she dresses me up to
make me own attractive? So no one our.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Scores because your whole Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
So she's got to like you.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Oh my god, I never thought of it like that.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah you should.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Actually, actually, you're right.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
You look too cool on those shirts, and you know,
and women to be throwing themselves at you and men.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Yeah, so now it's like, oh wow, look how hot
he is. Imagine if you had like a Paisley shirt on,
he'd be so hot.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Thanks fellows.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
The Hodarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kis.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Is indeed the Mint Chicks there on the radio hold
Anchy Big Show. Now, over the last couple of weeks,
we've been running a bit of a competition here on
Radio Hodarchy with our mates Diamonds on Richmond, and they
very generously gave us a ten thousand dollars engagement ring
to give away, and today is the day, fellas that

(38:46):
we do just that.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
It was bloody generous.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It was generous, so generous.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
It's actually been six weeks.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, it's been a while and we've had some great
entries in terms of you know what people are planning
when you're going to drop the knee.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
There, Yeah, bend the knee, Jase, Yeah, bend the knee.
I drop the Nie says that you're doing a wrestling movie.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Yeah, it does, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Of course, if you wanted the ring, you also had
to figure out how you'd work we three from the
Big Show into your proposal plan. And of course Diamonds
on Richmond they came along. They gave us an amazing
ten thousand dollars engagement ring. What's that valued it now?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
I think today it's value at ten thousand.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Dollars on the money.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Yeah, it's so up and down the scent and don't
forget Diamonds on Richmond. They make it easy to buy
an engagement ring. It's stress free. It's it's not intimidating.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
We went there. It was chill, Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
There's a motorbike up there.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
They've even got like booths and things there that you
can sit and have consultations with. Booze boo booz.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Yeah yeah, all right, So here's what we're gonna do, fellas.
We're going to call the winner. However, we don't want
to give away the identity just in case.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
And can I just say, you know, we might not
be calling you, but you're all.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Winners totally man, because especially yeah, yeah, especially if they
say yes. So we'll just say anonymous, all.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Right, okay, And what we'll do is I'm just activating.
I'm activating the voice distorter. Okay, yeah yeah, so what
are we are We just going to call them anonymous?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yes, I think so.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
I think we're going to call him anon as.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
You get a mate, is this anonymous? Yeah? Anonymous? Listen mate,
it's Hoody j Mogi and Old Keysy from the radio
Hodaki Big Show. How are you going?

Speaker 10 (40:32):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Very well? Thank you my friend? Very well. Now I
understand you'll know that well we've been running for this competition.
Diamonds on Richmond to give away eighteen thousand dollars diamond
engagement ring. And I believe that you send a proposal
and to us Anon.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Correct, All right, well, just hey, Anonymous, keezy here man,
I hope you're well. I'm just quickly going to go
through the proposal you pitched well, amissing certain details. I
plan on taking her by surprise to a secret location.
It's a very special place for us. It's a place
where our relationship began. Hence, this would likely be the
best spot to get down on the old knee. I'd

(41:11):
hire a photographer who'd be camouflage capture the moment sunset
just after seven o'clock, added our ambiance, and a picnic
set up with a few drinks and some snacks. We
love nature, being outdoors would be great, Anonymous, Just quickly,
how do you plan on working the big show into this?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Man?

Speaker 7 (41:28):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (41:29):
Mate, I will take any ad bather. You've this before,
so you know opened all the help. Yeah, you just
any help.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
The marry today so great, Anonymous? How long can I ask,
if it's not too personal a question? How long have
you been together?

Speaker 10 (41:47):
Three years? Today?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Good? Good? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Well we saw your entry there, mate, And as you're
writing it out. You see it at the end there
that it was giving you. Butterfly is just writing it down.

Speaker 10 (42:01):
It later and then just as it was right now.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, but that's probably not because of the love you
feel in your heart. It's probably more because of it.
What what you Jay's about to tell you?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
You're ready, Anonymous, You've just won yourself. Oh should I
say more? Specifically your beautiful partner ten thousand dollars Diamond
writing my friend.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Out of here.

Speaker 10 (42:25):
I am honestly, I don't even have words. I am
put it. I can't even tell you what I'm feeling
her out now, mate, I'm just ecstatic.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Only word you need to remember will you marry me?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
And possibly followed by the words please, please please.

Speaker 10 (42:43):
That is just absolutely amazing. Honestly, I've got no words.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
I'm no worries it all Anonymous, mate.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Well, look, we'll be in touch as to how we're
going to make the proposal proposal happen. It'll be within
the next month or so, so I'm glad you're ready
to go. And in the meantime, a big shout out
to Diamonds on Richmond from making this all possible.

Speaker 10 (43:01):
Absolutely, thank you, Thank you so much. I appreciate it
and look forward to it.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, good stuff, How good?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Eh?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Boys?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Pretty good, amazing. I'm very happy. I'm very happy with
that winner. He sounds madly in love.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
He is he is, you know how it is sometimes
when you get emotional and you know you can hear
it in your voice. I could hear it in his voice.
So I've got a feeling it's going to be a
very special proposal.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Feel The other thing I thought I could hear in
his voice was a South African accent. Absolutely, And you know,
my only concern is that he's marrying for a Green card.

Speaker 11 (43:37):
Don't forget. This is all thanks to Diamonds on the Richmond.
Remember if you're ever planning on dropping a knee on
the stress Free Easy Way to buy an engagement ring,
visit Diamonds on Richmond, dot co, dot m Z, The
Very Generoish, The.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
And Kisy Welcome back, Msive Backbones Now listen plenty coming
up after six And I just want to remind people
if you're traveling somewhere right to have your holiday just
chill man. We've had a few texts and people efan
and jeffing about the traffic and stuff like that, because.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
You would do that day.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
I would never do that. Just relax, take your time,
take it easy, have a dirry, don't worry about the
kids in the back. They'll be fine. Derby sweet little
strengthen them coming up after six as always, of course,
what's on the TV with Mike Minogue. Long weekend a
bit of an opportunity because the weather's looking a bit
dodgy to be fair Fells.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I haven't actually looked at the forecast. It's pretty good
of an evening here in the nine, but certainly Wellington
and south of there it's absolutely miserable. It is down south. Yeah,
so christ Church is crap the whole weekend.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
That's where I'll be.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Tomorrow's a bit shocking here in Auckland, to be fear.
It rains for five seconds. It's sunny anyway, so you
don't know. But Sunday looks okay. Monday's just windy, yeah,
bloody beauty well ye.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
And we had some some mates come up to stay
with us from Wellington and they were lucky to get
out a whole bunch of flights with Kensel this morning.
Wow coming out to Wellington because there were gusts of
one hundred and twenty kilometers and hour.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Wow, that's how you do it, man, Man, that's.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Good, he say. Stay tune plenty after sex.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
The Hold Keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
tune in week days and four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
I can welcome back a massive bagbones. You're listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by two.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Weeks of course, the return of the two billboards.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
You might notice them around the place, you can, you can,
you can tell it is if you even look at it.
You just see it out of the corner of your eye.
It's black orange on one side. It's got white writing
on it and then it says, Ye're right?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Is that funny movie? That's good stuff. Just why you
do it?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Man? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the way I do it.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I could listen to you read the phone book.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Yeah, just something goofy and you know, comic about you.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
What to be honest Jason, this down age we could
all use a laugh. Beautiful, really good.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
I should have laid yeah, but hey, now listen to
the podcast out Trade today. It was an interesting one
because oh keezy. It just come back from a boozy
lunch small beers, and he was on the downward trajectory
and of the.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
I don't know if this clip's got anything to do
with it. I don't know either, but if you want
to listen, if you want to listen to the podcast,
it's got all of that great content in there.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
It's wildly exaggerated by the way the podcast comes out
seventh thirty tonight, here's a clip entitled beers.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
What kind of beers were you drinking today? Man? Yeah,
because before you're in a horror of the mood. Jesus,
you really are.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
The thing is Keys has had a few beers and
I think we worked it out.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
You had four.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I've turned out that there's been about an hour gap
since your last one. You're falling off a cliff, so
you're just sober and app you'll be hangover in about
twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
It was just lies that Dad, correct, It was great though.
I went up for a lad's lunch, went and had
this really hot RM and that Jason and I had
and pugs probably at the beginning of the year, and
my lab and your wife and Jason's wife was the
only one that could actually finish year because it was
so hot.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
I know, Pugs sound did pug sound did?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Did he pretty sure?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
You you were the one that was Yeah, you didn't
know that. I got about three quarters of the way
through it. Yeah, I know. It's just up with a
really small belly mogie. I don't. I don't not from
the side. You don't, you know. And this is the
one thing that issue I have about noodles and stuff.
You know, in the there's so much stuff in there.

(47:32):
It's like it doesn't look like much, but there's a
lot of food in a bowl of noodles. I've got
to say, it's like a Bullsworth. It's really pecked. Inn't
me really is.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Packed too much for Yeah, but that was good stuff.
That podcast comes out at seven thirty tonight. Just said,
Chucky big show up nixt Feuls. I need some advice.
I've got to. I'm being forced to spend time with
my father in law tomorrow. Yeah, usually we play golf,
but it's pissing with rain, so I need some suggestions
on what I could do the entire day.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Let's see that next days the whole iking being shown
podcast Splashing Pumpkins there on the radio Hodankey Big Show
this Friday afternoon. Now work easy after Christitch tonight? Is
it easy?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
All right? Yeah, it's night right.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
And you did plan to spend the day with your
your father in law playing golf, but you're seeing that
the weather is going to be ship house and so
you're freaking out.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
No, I'm not freaking out. I get on great guns
with my father in law.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
That's not what you said off here waiting for that. No,
we get on really great.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
But the thing is, we teed up again, teed up
a game of golf, well in advance, because my wife's got.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
This girl's day on.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
They're all going out to a winery or doing something
or going to a bar, and it's very much like, hey,
can you entertain yourself. I'm gonna be busy the whole day,
and so you know, I swear I'll lock in a
game of golf with the old Fellah.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, with this old fellaw that know, I call them
the old fella It sounds like it's like eighty. Also,
it sounds like it's downstairs. Yeah, yeah, golf with your
old fellow. Keysey, everybody a couple of balls there with mine?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Can I ask the old fellow's level of competency, competency
on the golf course better than me. I've never beaten them.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
In fact, every single time we play, he goes, we
play for you know, a juger bear or something, and
I never beat him. Have you honestly never beaten the
old fella. Na, It's just it's just weird because this
is my father in law we're talking about, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Absolutely, So we've come to get used to it from you.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Yeah, it's all good.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
So what I'm after here, Fellers, is a rainy day
activity that I can do with the old fella.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I can think of a.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
That with my father in law. Sure, a radio activity.
Otherwise it's just going to be go to the pub.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
That was going to be. That's exactly what I was
going to say to you. Just go to the pub now.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Absolutely. In fact, he's already yesterday as a bit of
a joke. Yeah, you were saying he's a massive persue.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. I did say that off here. Yeah, Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah, you're saying his wife loves it when he goes
and plays golf because at least it keeps him out
of the pub for a couple of hours.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah, yeah, he on the fire.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I call did I call it his wife and not
my mother in law? Okay, that's weird. It's weird when
I do that. Is there something you could do? Let's
not just go to the pub though, like some real
bonding and bowling something that's not lame. No, that's you know,
it's competition, that's indoors.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
I know, a bit of pole. Oh there we go,
Poul snooker snooker that.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
He doesn't smoke.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Okay, because jas, let's just.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Say, because you're a deady of of girls, yes, and
you've you know, you have your share of partners coming
over and wanting to bond with.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
The old fella. They're all over.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah okay, Well, if that wasn't the situation, if they
weren't all trying to run away from you, what would
you like to do with a sort of future or
potential in law?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
You know, nothing, right, not interested.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
It's sort of I guess weekend on the proviso there
that he's interested in doing something with you. So he
might see that it's rain and he's.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Like, yes, boy dodged the bullet there yea the pub? Yeah, yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
He didn't say we could go to the pub. He
just said, Oh, I might go to the.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
P might go to the pub.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
It's tricky, isn't it? Because outside of that, what really
is there? What about sit around and have a heart
to heart?

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, you could do that for eight hours. Is he
into monkey porn?

Speaker 7 (51:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I don't know. Maybe he is.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
I have no idea. All I know is I'm not.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
Anyway, Thanks Fellas the whole actually big shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keysy.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Oh yes, indeed sublime. It's getting close saved fellas the
long weekend ahead of us. But before we do that,
let's give you some ideas of want to watch over
the weekend with What's on the TV with Mike? What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
M Yeah, yeah, yeah, I finished off Bad Monkey Jay.
So I think in your absence or maybe not, didn't

(52:29):
you watch that yesterday?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I thought you watched it yesterday and it was a
ship ending? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I told you, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
And so now I've moved on to slow Horses for
Gary Oldman? What's in on Apple Apple?

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Gary Oldman, Kristen Scott, Thomas, how good and she's she's
good mate. A little bit of m I five I
six spy stuff set in London. Yeah, just great British drama. Awesome,
and Gary Oldman's character is he's a real scam big dude,
nice and it's just great awesome. Highly recommend highly highly highly.

(53:05):
I've said just one the Emmy for Best Writing. Yeah,
and there's four seasons of it.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Fantasy. I'm sorted. I'm sorted.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Seinfeld, Slow Horses, Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Segnfeld, Signfeld, Slow.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Horses, Keezy. Have you got Apple?

Speaker 5 (53:18):
No, because I don't think it's stupid. The only thing
on there that piqued my interests briefly was Ted Lasso,
and even that tend to ship Real.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Time Bandit's obviously that's how good.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Well hang on, Slow Horses. This is trying to say
before I get served so many things with people raving
about how good it is, like I'm not following anything
to do with it. It's just like, oh my god,
this is one of these awards. Everyone has to watch this.
It's the best British thing I've seen in ages.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Blah blah.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Some must have to watch it, Okay. I often get
the things where it is just released on Netflix, they're
stunning new film and they that happens to all these
programs all the time on Netflix. I go on Netflix.
They're not on bloody Netflix. I go on. I'll write
that down and I'll get stuck into that. It sounds
a bit of hoity j and then I go to
find it and it's not on there. Ed you watch that,

(54:06):
but it's like, you know, obviously in another country on
Netflix maybe or something like that. But I've done that
so many times right, and it annoys the crap out
of me.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
It feels like there's a really simple solution.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Well, I don't know what it is. I'm on Netflix. Yeah,
it's definitely on Netflix. Only write it down. If it's on.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Netflix, you write it down. You have a little notepads,
Yes I do.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I have a little list of things to watch.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Good mate.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
I watched the Cricket did gout? He's on his way?
Disappointing really one hundred and thirty odd for three I
think we were, And then did dous You're out for
two fifty odd.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
It speaks to the pitch though it doesn't it exciting
times for this evening.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
And Sunda Washington, Sunda I didn't think was that threatening
and he got.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Seven foot the way I felt the same way, and
then all of a sudden, but a few poor shots
in the way.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Yeah, absolutely absolutely, What did you watch, Kezy?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I watched Game of Two Halves, but it just wasn't
as good.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Oh yeah, because I wasn't there, right, Dame Susan dvoid
though absolute battle acts. She scored every single one of
Manaia's team's points.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
A really offensive team, really heavious old woman.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah, yeah, she's at.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Yeah, that's sort of like weapon, you know.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
I thought it was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
I saw a promo where she guessed Connor McGregor from
date of birth in his middle name. Yeah, but did
you see her explanation?

Speaker 3 (55:28):
I did, Yeah, because she did.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
She didn't know who Dan.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Hooker was who was on it, so she googled him,
being like, who is this guy who's on my team?
And then saw that she was fighting Connor McGregor.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
And she's like, who's that? Googled ham?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, so funny. She straight away got it.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
So it was like, who am I?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
This is my birthday and this is a middle name.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
She goes, I think I know that is Dan Hooker
fighting Connor McGregor. Yeah, there was rumors for a bit
then right, okay, great staff, but it was.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Connor McGregor met him in the ring and then after
immediately afterwards said I'm fighting Dan Hangman Hooker on February first,
and Dan was like, I don't know anything about it, but.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
And Kisy Tell you what Fellers.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Feeling good pill Jam?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yeah, I know it's saying for those listening, because he
just listened to PI. Yeah, well I always feel good
listening to pel Jam. Actually, I was driving my my
daughter's boyfriend home last night and we were playing a
bit of pil Jam and we were listening to even
Flower and he when I was a classic, man, this
is a classic, and.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
I went, yeah, dude, And he got home and there
was just like, oh god, who dad was passing me
with all his old show tunes.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Well, no, according to my daughter, he's actually a genuine
pel Jam fan. All right, So you know I felt
differently about him after I.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Hear you know what I'm saying, given a taste of
the old rearview mirror, mate, Oh yeah, you're good.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Hey, now listen, Kesey and I have been getting into
our golf big time.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
We've played twice.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Yeah, but we're going to make well. I was prepared
to do eighteen yesterday, but you you bailed on me, Jase.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
You just limped around and said your ankle was sore
from playing nine. All right, you wouldn't have been able
to hack it.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah, I would have, man, I've got a backbone. But anyway,
we've started the Swingers Club, haven't we, Fauts you go
sure have?

Speaker 5 (57:18):
We have started the Swingers Club because we want to
play the nicest courses around New Zealand. We want golf carts,
we want an excuse to go and do it. We
want people to come play with us. We're going to
start things with Muddy Way up here on the west
coast of New Zealand, up near Auckland. Amazing course, a
proper links course, great views. If you'd like to come
play with us, then here to Hodak you dot co,
dot m zigget yourself and the drawer there. We're looking

(57:39):
for you in three mates to come joints. Hell of
a day, carts included food, beverages, all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Hell of an outing and Mogi.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
You're not going to play na but he's going to
come to that. We're going to do a lot shower
at the end of it.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
What's again, So you go out and play and then
but do we have to do the radio show after that?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Doesn't seem fair? That's right? Yeah, it doesn't. Bet Yeah,
we do it, but not fair. Hey, but no, listen,
listen just on that front. If you wherever you are
in the country, if you've got a great golf course,
message us and let us know all about it, because
we're keen to get around wherever it is, play a
bit of golf around the country, aren't we easy?

Speaker 5 (58:11):
The flasher the better, you know, you're talking ones that
only the president can play on that sort of level
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
And I've got proper golf shoes now and golf slacks.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Have you got some slacks?

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Just my ten sort of pants?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
You will your wife's jeans yesterday?

Speaker 3 (58:25):
I know because I just thought, oh well it was Chamberlain. Man.
You don't have to be too flash, No you don't.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
But Hodak Dot co Dot and ZID come join us
in the Old Swingers Club there and we'll tee off.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
The darky big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisy.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Well, there you go, your mad Bostards. That's your Friday.
You've done and dust and hoping that you have a
fantastic long weekend. Magi, what are your plans?

Speaker 10 (59:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I've got Tom York of an evening and we've got
some some mates that have come up from Wellington to
stay for the weekend, and we've got a big lunch
thingy and we might began to the BOWLO.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Might be going to a bowl O. So a little
bit on man, a little bit on three day Bowling Club.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Okay, so good to mate.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
You're excited. Yeah, you're easy. You're actually away for all
next week as well.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Aren't you going to christ Church? Yes, coming back on Monday.
Apparently it's just ship weather the whole time down there. Yes,
and then next week you are same as you jas.
I was told I had to use up some leave
and so I was like, I'll take next week off.
Then they're okay, So I'm just going to be sort
of kicking around Auckland. Yeah nice, and then I'm going
to visit Totunger for.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
A few days and then you'll be back rearing to go.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Yeah, we'll just keep just keep Thursday morning free.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Keasy, I might be in total.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I'll see see how you go. Well, that's great about you, Jason. Well,
I spent a bit of time today investigating new fishing spot.
So I'm going to go out to Mariah Tai. There's
a beautiful warf out there with a lovely beach nearby,
so my wife can go for a swim. So I
go and do a bit of fishing out there. I've
got tom York Tomorrow night, Mookie, and a bit of

(01:00:12):
stuff around the house. My wife and I've got some
stuff we want to get done, so she's pretty busy,
but not too busy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Is your wife a bikini or a one piece? Person?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Used to be bikini? Now one piece?

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I like a one piece.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
I don't know what. Damn. She looks fine, but anyway, Hey,
make sure you check out the Instagram account. Make sure
you check out the podcast. Seriously, have a great long weekend.
Look forward to seeing you on Tuesday. Till then see later.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Yeah,