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September 24, 2025 66 mins

On today's show, we're filling in for the real radio announcers as we cover for Jerry & Manaia on the Hauraki Breakfast. Jase wants a life change, Keyzie's a newsreader now and Pugs knows how to end the night.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodaking Big Show Show Show James the crape worthy
street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Fight.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's time to go over size.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
This is the biggest, biggest feast. This is the biggest,
biggest show, Big Show with Jason Hoys, Mike Minogue and
Key I'll get at your mad bastards. Great to have
your company this Thursday morning. It is the twenty fifth

(00:34):
of September twenty twenty five. And you, my friends, listening
to the Big Show, do the Breakfast Show, walk to you,
buy Bunning's.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Trade, load up on landscaping, big your pardon with Bunning's trade,
Bunning's trade.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
And I'll tell you what you might think that it's
pretty chaotic scenes here with the Drive Show doing the
Breakfast Show. You'd think maybe we're all over the place,
not used to this hour of the day, et cetera. Jeez,
I gotta say, keasy, you're looking good.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Brother, morning Jason, morning, Pugs, hey man, how are you?
Good morning New Zealand. Can I just say what an
honor it is to be here, What an opportunity this
is for the Big Show, A unique one. It is
a unique one. We're going to be doing breakfast today
and tomorrow as well.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Are we doing tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Are we well? I am yeah, we are well, I
am Pugs, I'll be here yet. Have you not been told? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I probably, I just wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Well, I think it's based on how today's show goes.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Right, okay, because with you I can't really be doing
it two days in the row.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, it's so hard, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Having source it already? What is it? It's four minutes
in for god's say.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Four minutes past six in the morning, usually because our
host drive I've only just gone to bed, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, yeah, you've been out all night.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Can I just say fellas, great show so far?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Thanks man, it's natural.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Hey, you're looking at a bit of a shambles, pag sit.
There's nothing new there, mate, you because I know that
you were very anxious about getting up this morning, you know,
because you take your job very seriously, Parks, as you should.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Well, I take my job very seriously.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
But also because this is breakfast radio, jas yes, I
take it even more seriously. And so sure had a
bit of a rough sleep just thinking about the unique
opportunity we've got here.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Oh look, it's a massively unique opportunity. I'll tell you what,
there's going to be a big show though. We've got
that legend Ryan Fox coming and I'm very excited about that.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Feely he's coming until he's not just calling it.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
He's in here any and we can talk gold for
like four hours.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I did give him a heads up. I was like,
Jase is probably going to want to talk to you
about him and I are playing at Waittuckety Golf Course
and shooting in the hundreds.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Absolutely hey, but there's plenty ahead. But let's kick off
the bit of you two say today feel free three
four eight three, let us know how you're doing this
Thursday Morning, The.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hold Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodachi.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
One of the things I've noticed straight off the bat
Fellers with Breakfast, there's a lot of admin helps. I'm saying,
like we just had to wing it on the Drive show.
But and Breakfast, there's all these things you've got to do. God,
it's annoying.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Well, these are things are called sponsorship commitments, right okay,
And if our show wasn't such a a shambles, we
probably have more of them as well.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
We have stuff we have to do though, like what's
on the dinner Oh yeah, with and meet Patty Nips
sixty nine at gmail dot com, which is our vice
segment via email.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
But those aren't like sponsors segments. Those ones we've just
made up and then you sort of insist on doing,
whereas these ones here like for example, up next to
us today tomorrow timrou oh, how good, which is where
we sort of go through things that have happened on
this day in history. Oh, so that's something we've got
to do. We've got to do like an expert ultra
sports report thing every hour. We've got the Hducky Breakfast

(04:05):
Mastermind a little later on.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
The show's fizzing about that.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
The prize money for that has gone up to two
hundred dollars for thee. And also just on that when
it comes to the Hdaky Breakfast Mastermind, last time we
did it, yes, we're accused of taking the person giving
away the cash. So today I just want to say
we will not doing that. Okay, I've written five very
tough questions on a theme, yes, and that will be
happening after seven am.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
How good. Now, I believe we've got some texts there
on three four eight three. Feelers we certainly do.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
First text through on three four eight three. Haha, Hoody
Jay's voice needs a bit of warming up.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I thought it was sounding really hot.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, no, I agree, it sounds great.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Can you imagine? I mean, my wife has the absolute
pleasure of waking up to this voice every morning.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
You were saying privilege.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, yeah, the privilege not a right? It's like good
eight baby? How was your sleep? You know what I mean?
And then I hack out about three leaders at fleem
and get up.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Hell yeah, and then she says, shut up.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's I've gotta be honest with you actually, because I
don't smoke anymore. It was really hard getting up this
morning and not having a dirry.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Have a vapency?

Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I just vaked my ass off and punched a couple
of coffee.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
More texta on three four eight three. What about this
hamish here? Wanaka? Is bloody fired up to hear Hoody
Jay in the morning?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah? Good stuff man?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
And then cook them in. Ah, my morning is better now.
After hearing your arousal voice? Was that you're a rousal voice?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah? Well, you know, I like to get people off
to a good start feelings. You know what I mean.
There'll be a lot of people actually getting out of
bed today feeling very frisky, you know what I'm saying, right, And.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
You want to sort of get them there. You want
to get well, I.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Don't want to get you know, I don't want to
get them there, kis he? I just I just want
to put them in a mood of feeling good.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
So you want to sort of just take them by
the hand and move them slowly towards the destination.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah, slowly towards you see, this is your problem, and
you see you just want to get to the destination.
Hoody Ja takes them.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
There, right, but you don't finish it though. You don't
turn to the destination.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm usually gone by that stage.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
So you're given the entire nation blue balls.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
The Hiarchy big show was Jas, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on Radio Hucky.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
So it's time for the history of yesterday, today, tomorrow.
Jim Moru.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
That's right, Jas, And on this day in history, puppeteer
from the USA Jim Henson was icon legend big puppet
guy Jace.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah really am I meant to discuss more about that
or what.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I don't know how this works.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
No, I'm asking you genuinely, are you a big puppet guy?
And you just said yes.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I've got to be honest with you. The Muppets used
to freak me out a little bit.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Why is that?

Speaker 4 (06:56):
I don't know. They just scared me.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
I saw yourself and them a little bit.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
No, it was just had weird faces and stuff. I'm
not a big puppet fan, to be honest, but I
think what he did was remarkable.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
What's the blue one with the giant sausage note, Gonzo?
Thank you that just for some reason, he just popped
into my mind there on this day. In nineteen ninety one,
American alternative rock group Nirvana released its breakthrough album never
Mind Yes, which helped make grunge and international phenomenon and
gave voice the generation X. Your big Nevermind guy, Jason.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, very much so.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
Man.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
It changed the history of rock music. I remember Bono
from you two actually chatting about it and saying the
first time he heard Nirvana and he was like, what
is this? It like changed the whole landscape of music.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Was he chatting to you about it?

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, Well, the edge had come around for a barbie,
and then Bono popped in.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Really yeah, yeah, so you've invited you two to your
house for a barbie but not the big show.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, well this is a this is a wild back.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
I was okay.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
This is the thing about Bono Vox that you wouldn't know.
He's very good with marinades Hey.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
On this day in nineteen ninety five, the BBC mini
series Pride and Prejudice, starring Colin Firth and Jennifer at
debut on British television Jennifer. It became one of the
most acclaimed adaptations of Jane Austen's classic novel.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, it was very soucy. I remember the Pride and Prejator.
So it was a good reminder on three four eight three.
By the way, Fellers and especially you Keasy that this
time of day people who have got kids in the car, right,
So just keep your filth to a minimum, would you.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, one hundred percent, I will do. Did you watch
that original Pride and Prejudice?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh yeah, you loved it?

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Oh yeah, right, okay, because you were saying off here
that you you hated the Pride part but loved the prejudice.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
It is today tomorrow to marou on the twenty fifth
of September on the I Don't Know Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
The Hold I Keep show week days from four on
Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Got to be honest with your fellows. I'm grateful to
be alive. Of course, yesterday was the big rapture, now, Caez,
he talked me through that, mate, because what the hell
were people banging on about?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
So basically Chase, a South African pastor named Joshua Mlukella
Joshua Malukela. He He's released a video on YouTube saying
that he had had a dream and he had a
vision that the rapture was indeed happening on today's date.
When I say today, I mean overnight. Yeah, you know
South Africa. And yeah, it massively went viral on TikTok

(09:36):
with the hashtag rapture tok and then TikTok has kind
of took it and ran with it and people started
to believe it, yeah, which is pretty standard for this
day and age.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Well, my daughter came out last night while I was
just lying on the couch there saying you prepared for
the rapture? Dad? And I said, what the hell are
you banging on about she said, we're all going to
die tonight, and then what did you say? I went sweet?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
So obviously we asked, still here doing the hockey break
for show this morning?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Are we?

Speaker 5 (10:02):
I'm pretty sure?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Man?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
It feels like we're here like this doesn't feel like
the afterlife. This feels too similar to my regular life.
Yeah we're on breakfast man. Yeah, you're right, so heaven
for me is just my regular life, except for I'm
now on breaking with pugs and holiday.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
After the show to enjoy me drinking your foul instant coffee.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
It's delicious. It's get to be through this show, that's
for sure. What would you guys do if the rapture
was coming? So if I said to you, you've got
a week or even two days, You've got two days
and then the rapture will be here at five pm,
let's say, yes, Saturday afternoon, what would you do?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
I'm amazed that you even need to ask me that question, actually, Kisie,
because you know what I'd be doing?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Right?

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Is it the sort of thing you can't go into
because we're on the breakfast.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Those lines, it's just want to do I recently had
a two day holiday, ah, and there was a lot
of what I would be doing in the rapture going
on in that two day holiday. Look, I don't mind
admitting and people will be surprised by it. There's some
fitting for rile Man, and there's certain things I like
to do when I have time off, and certainly if
there was a rapture coming, I'd been making love frequently.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
So he gave you a week warning.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
What would you be doing for the other six days
twenty three hours and fifty nine minutes?

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Did?

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Man, it's good one minute every week, is it? Jason
didn't know that about you?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah? Yeah, might at best.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
I want to be honest mine, with the rapture coming,
I don't think that particular pastime would even come into
equation for me. I think I'd be too worried about
the rapture, so, you know, hard to you know when
there's a rapture coming. And mine would mostly be food based.
I think I would drive around. I'd get all of
my favorite foods from all my favorite restaurants, court stopping
mostly at Reburger and Bunning's Trade for a snack, and

(11:50):
they're just assembled just the all time buffet of my
favorite foods and then just go to town.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Look, I've got to be if I'm being really honest
about it would be very hard for me not to
be completely steamed the whole time.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Because I feel like you'd freak out of even as well.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
And actually, you know what I'd do if there was
like two or three days of the rapture, I'd get
the fellows over to my house.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
No, you would take the world ending to get us
over for dinner. Finally, we you know, we.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Could all go out together. How good would that be?

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Can I bring my wife?

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Hell?

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Yes, we're not in that way. I don't want to
come anymore. Gods is a chune? What would you do?
Usually only give us a text? On three four eight
three Heap surprises to be. One says here that we've
got seventeen wheelbarrows from Bunning's trade to give away and
a garden.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Shit, it's a landscape as well.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Up for Grand three or four new hose here I
see Huh.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodakey.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
It's time for your letters. Sport headlines thanks to Export
Ultra with the beer for here, the silver Ferns have one.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Nick Nase, why are you putting on that weird for?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
What's the newsreader voice? Chase?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Well, you don't have to put on a separate You
can still be keasy with your sort of squeaky voice.
You don't have to try and put on a.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
What do you mean with a squeaky voice?

Speaker 4 (13:08):
You don't have to put on a special broadcasting voice, Keezy.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Well, like you're not doing that right now.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
I'm certainly not, mate. This is how I speak all
the time.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Ahm.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
The silver word, the silver worms? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Oh god?

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Okay, guys, just let me try and.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Do this all right? Okay, you do it man, because it's.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Six thirty four and my brain is not running on
all cylinders. The Silver Ferns of one Netball's Tiny Jamison
Trophy beating South Africa seventy to fifty eight and the
second Test at Napier. The visitors took a fifteen to
fourteen first quarter lead before the host recovery began. Good South, Keezy,
thanks mate. Former All White Clayton Lewis's escaped conviction for

(13:48):
football corruption as part of an alleged A league spot
fixing operation in conjunction with South American crime syndicates. He's
been sentenced to two years of community service in Sydney.
The all Black side task with responding to the heaviest
defeat at the hands of the spring Box will be
named at lunchtime for Saturday's butters Low Cup Test against
the Wallabies in Auckland and Broadcos. Half back Adam Reynolds

(14:09):
is relieved to have a chance to impact Sunday's NRAL
preliminary final against the Panthers and Brisbane. The thirty five
year old returns to captain's side that won all five
games while he was out with a hamstring injury. Reynolds
acknowledges the team's performed mightily in his absence. That is
the end of your sports headline.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Oh how good man. I'll tell you what I'm actually
fitting about the Bledisloe Cup. I'm still I've got to
be honest, recovering from that absolute hiding we got from
the South Africans. Yeah, and actually we were with Kieran
Reed last week, weren't we fellows on the beach there
at Mount Monganui and he was talking about how that
seriously that kind of loss is massively damaging to a team.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yeah, massively damaging. But I'm sure they'll bounce back, howdy,
j Yeah, it's not like the rapture has happened or anything.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Well, no, it's not the end of the world.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
No, it's not, Jason, just on the end of the world.
Keep those texts coming on three four eight three what
you would do if the rapture was coming, And we'll
be getting into that next.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Now, we were talking about the rapture which was meant
to happen last night, Fellers, and it could very well
be that all of us did at the moment, we
just don't know it.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Well, if that's the case, then that's great, yeah, because
we just sort of carry on.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
I'll be honest, if you know, when I think about Heaven,
this probably wasn't what I was thinking about.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Really, I don't want to know.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Actually, no, it wasn't anything that fell through anything. I
just didn't imagine it would be me, you and Pugs,
you know, doing the breakfast show.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Well, that sounds great to me.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Man.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
A lot of people have some great ideas for when
the rapture does hit. If you're wondering why the rapture
is going to hit or who predicted it, it's gone
viral on TikTok.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Who was out there predict it?

Speaker 4 (15:43):
So it must be true.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
It must be true. The guy that predicted it predicted
it was a guy called josh Lukella from South Africa? Right, Yeah?
Why do I have to keep repeating that to you pugs?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
I don't know. I just went what was his name.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Again, Joshua Lakella. Lots of texts coming through on three
four eight three, and keep them coming. We've got heaps
of bunning stuff to give away. We're giving away a trailer.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, and I was. I was very excited to come
in here and see that they've got three or four
hoes in the and studio. Be because I need a
hoe at the moment.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Oh for the garden, Yeah, for the obviously, here's a
good text on three for eight three. I'd play with
my downstairs and smoke a dooby.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
How good?

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Actually this jakes like a picture you doing this drive
around town doing laps on magic mushrooms. Well, listening to
pil Jam for two days straight, Jam, go to the batch.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
I Actually I probably would go to the batch.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
You would.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I just chill out and look at the ocean, do
a bit of fishing.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
What if somebody had already booked it?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah, that'd be a bastard.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
Well.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Also, it's not your batch, right, So wouldn't the people
who owned the batch go to the batch?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Quite possibly?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Would you go to the batch if they were there?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Keep those ticks coming in. On three four eight three,
here's a question. Is Jeremy Well's really in Portugal for
the annual helmet blessing festival? Yes? He one percent. He
goes every year. I don't know what kind of helmets like.
I think they might be army helmets or war helmets. Yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
The hold Arching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
We're discussing the rapture that was supposed to happen overnight
when viral on TikTok after a priest in South Africa
Joshua luck Gella had a dream had a vision about it,
went viral on TikTok. Everyone fell for it. I don't
know if they did or if they were just taking
the purse, but it didn't happen overnight, which is great.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Yeah, well a lot of people love this sort of
rapture chat though, Kizy, you know what I mean, There's
been a lot throughout history.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Well how to present, there has been, Jason, And I've
actually got a little list here of some things notable
raptures that were predicted across history. Who could forget of
course y two k there was a type of rapture,
not an endo the world one, but it was a
prediction that all of the basically all the technology would
crap itself as soon as the clocks all went to

(18:06):
two thousand.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
I remember you guys telling me about that, and you
guys were freaking out because of course you were massive
gamers yea. And the idea that you couldn't like did
doo doo should play your little games there's freaking you out.
I mean, you didn't care if you died as long
as you could play games.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
And what I said was I'd rather die then not
be able to play my little games.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Yeah it was four, so I don't really care, Jason.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Four what pugs pathetic? Harold Camping in twenty eleven. It
was an American radio preacher. He founded Family Radio. He
basically convinced they were a very wealthy media church, basically
convinced a lot of his followers that the raptor was
going to happen May twenty first, two thousand and eleven.

(18:50):
Heaps of them quit their jobs, donated their life savings,
got rid of everything, and then nothing happened, and then
Harold had to apologize to everyone, and then the church
lost a lot of it sort of credibility.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Actually, that's a great opportunity for us, now that I'm
thinking about it, Fellers, Maybe we could create our own
rapture and get people to donate to us well, and
then when it doesn't happen, just go tough teddies, just.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Say tough titties, thanks for the cats.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
The Mayan calendar, of course, I remember that one twenty twelve.
It ended in twenty twelve. The ancient Mayans or Mayans
from the South America region. Of course, they just didn't
want to plan that far in advance, so their calendars
stopped in twenty twelve. Everyone thought that was going to
be the end of the world. And really interesting one though.
I think it might have been William Miller, who was

(19:35):
a preacher in the US in the early eighteen hundreds.
I remember hearing a story about this. We need a
fact check it, but basically one of the first raptures
in that early sort of the start of the USA,
and he was so convinced that at exactly midnight or something,
he jumped off the roof of his barn completely naked
because he knew it was going to get swept up
into heaven. And then that didn't happen, and he just

(19:55):
sort of landed on the ground and broke both of
his legs right, and then everyone was like, oh, maybe
it's not going to happened. He's like, yeah, I don't
think so. So the raptors can really make people do
kind of stupid stuff. Yeah, but if the rapture did happen, Fellas,
you know where, I'd like to be Fiji with you guys.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
To join the Fellas in Fiji, call o eight hundred hoadachi.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
In Fiji. Basically, we are going to Fiji. We're playing
golf and if you would like to join us, give
us a call now eight hundred haadarchy because we are
drawing the sucker on Monday.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
How good. Here's David Bowie, the Hiarchy.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Big show was jas, Mike and Kyzy tune in four
on Radio Hoarchy.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
How good eight fellows, A bit of golf, a bit
of Fiji action, a bit of breakfast buffet, a bit
of message woman, a bit of snorklan. Hey, just on
the golf front. By the way, We've got Ryan Fox
coming in later and the show looking forward to that,
having a bit of a chin wag about the old golf.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, the big deal having Ryan Fox come into the
studio and actually chat with you in person. Lovely guy.
But of course, Jace myself, you pugs over here in
old Meg. You're all going to Fiji. We are playing golf.
We are staying at the Intercontinental Golf Resort and Spa.
We're playing a championship level course designed by VJ. Singh.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
A lot.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
It's a long weekend filled with all that stuff you
just mentioned earlier, and we need people to come with us.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Can't wait, mate, can't wait. Get a tresh house the morning.
Treating you Hi, very good, thank you. It's got to
see you're a finance mana drama but short of funds.
Can you help me out?

Speaker 8 (21:26):
I can't help myself, right.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Okay, Traush have you had a coffee this morning?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
No, not yet.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Wow, you've got great energy. Great.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
I'm working a school and I'm a fifty two week
which means I don't get the holidays off. I have
taken a couple of days off, so I've got my
day off today.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
What are you going to do with your day there?

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah, I'm painting, ah, like a fruit bowl or something like.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
A dining table, a.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Sorry, painting of a dining table, or like you're painting
your dining table.

Speaker 8 (21:59):
Painting d dining table.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah, okay, it's weird.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
It feels like a bit of a waste of a
day off. But no, that's fantastic.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Trash.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Do you like golf, Trish?

Speaker 7 (22:08):
I'm all right.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
You like like Fiji?

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Fair enough? Who would you bring with you a Trish
if you won?

Speaker 8 (22:20):
Probably my partner Craig.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Does he like golf?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
No?

Speaker 5 (22:24):
I don't think he's ever played at all.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
It's just working out really well for all of us.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
Good on you, Trish, that's all good.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
You're in the drawer. Trust good luck, all right, lovely,
thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
You're beautiful. Good a Daniel, your mad bastard.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
How's life?

Speaker 8 (22:41):
Oh it's not too bad.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Have you had your morning coffee, Daniel.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
No, no, evend my morning coffee.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
I just can't believe these people. I mean, it's the
first thing I do when I get up in the
morning is get the old coffee machine work.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
And Jase, you've got to wait at least an hour
after you wake up.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Pease have a coffee, you know, and then sucking of vabe.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Hey, Daniel, man, you've ever been to Fiji? No, I
haven't been to far up.

Speaker 7 (23:11):
Man.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
You're gonna love it. Not that I'm saying you're definitely
gonna win or anything, but you are going to love it.
And pack your bags, brother, That's all I say.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
Do you like golf, Daniel, Yeah, I don't mind golf.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of love of golf.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
We want and tell me, Dan, you what do you
do for a crust.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
I'm a drain layer.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
It is actually massive backbone work.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Actually, I think they have drains over in Fiji, Daniel. Man,
so that's a little bonus for you.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh perfect?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah. Cool.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
And I'm not saying that you're definitely gonna win, but
just pack your bags.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
We'll take care of you.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
You're in the drawer how are you coming up after
seven o'clock Fellers, very exciting Hiducky Breakfast Mastermind. The cash
is jackpotted to two hundred dollars. We'll be doing that
at the usual time. People are asking me to give
a little clue as to what the subject is for today,
I might do that just before Hodaky Mastermind.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
And also on that front, by the way, we have
a very popular segment on the Big Show called What's
on the Dinner with Me Kesy, So we're also going
to be doing What's on the Breakfast with Me Kezy today,
So let us know what you're having for breakfast three four,
eight three and we'll get into that after seven as well.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
The Holdaking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
So nice to have your company this Thursday morning. The
time three minutes past seven o'clock you are listening to
the Big Show doing the Breakfast Show. Hope that you've
woken up this morning for thing real chipper, Just relax
and unwine, going, make yourself a coffee, sit back and

(24:50):
enjoy the show brought to you by Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Incidentally, load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, I believe there a little bit amazing about that,
some amazing giveaways on that front. You were saying a
trailer there, Keyzy, we've got a trailer to give away.
Is that correct? Oh?

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Sorry, I was actually wrong. Was actually an audio trailer
was going to play later in the show trade And
I've accidentally I've accidentally given out four free trailers. So
I don't know what we're going to do there on
three for eight three.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Bunnings won't care, really, they won't care. They're helping the
people out. We've got some garden gloves to give away as.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Well, gardening gloves, that says here, and then we've only
got one pair, so I guess we could do one glove.
Like two people text and we'll give them a glove each.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
That'd be stupid.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Well, hang on, Also, garden hose question here on three
for eight three. Is that a garden hose or is
that several hose that you'd use in the garden? Which
one of that? Because it's just a shambles. I don't
know what we're giving away here.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Well, when I said there, we've got hose to give away, Yeah,
it's garden hose.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
As a garden hose.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
There's not a hose as in water. Oh no, I'm
sure if we wrung them up, they'd probably give us
a garden hose to give away.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Well, they probably would, but they'd also be like, why
are you calling us and asking for a hose?

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Okay, so it's a hoe, Yeah, garden hose.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Got four of them, that's the hose.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (26:16):
And do they want us to give all four of
them to one winner?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Well, no, they can go sip. I mean, who wants
four hose?

Speaker 5 (26:24):
I wouldn't mind.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Hey, now, coming up next, what's on the Breakfast with Me?
Kezy texts us on three four eight three and let
us know because people love this stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
By the way, given that it's a bit of sort
of extraordinary circumstances and we're doing breakfast at the moment,
you guys all gfi vape No, no, okay, right now
it's time four.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
You Hey, guys, text here from Steve. What's on the
Breakfast with Me?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Kick me?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yes, this is on? Now you go your segment.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
I just want to give us some context on the
big show in the afternoons. Here we have What's on
the Dinner with Me Keasy. It is by far the
most popular segment of the show, without question.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Thanks man Ah. Basically, you text in what you're having
for breakfast and then we.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Read it out and you go on the drawer for.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Bunnings prizes to give away, and I'll have a list
of those for you after the segment. How about this
one on three for eight three Jace good eight feelers
coffee in a vape for Bricky of course.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah, you see that's backbone. I remember the last time
we were doing breakfast. My favorite one was he had
a steak and cheese pie, a Pixie caramel, a v
and two darts.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
I was like, yeah, bring it good, o fellas. My
breakfast was two water books?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Can I just leave?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Well?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Know, this is a little quirk of Kesies. How would
you describe your cereal? What do you eat again? Like
the little.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Why bites, wheaty bites, the fruit wheet books with little
chunks of fruit and the little tiny ones.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Yeah, they used to be called freddy backs.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Now their weetbooks, bites, whitty bites, yeah, are they wheaty
bite no, I just called them there.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Yeah, come on because it's cute.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Gooday, guys, this morning, I will be having a lovely
can of red Bull and two darts once I finished
milking the cows. Yeah, good stuff. It's back boat stuff.
Someone here's textor they're just having narchos for breakfast, Like
I like having savory stuff for breakfast, but I feel
like narchos first thing in the morning. It's a bit off.
I don't know why, though, Uh, breakfast a Champions fell as,

(28:46):
a triple shot long black, long Black, and a few
mint zen's.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
I love in?

Speaker 4 (28:52):
What is his in?

Speaker 5 (28:53):
You'd love us in?

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Tell me what his z in is, Pugs.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
It's those little like patches that you'd banging your lip there, Okay,
chew and backy.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
No, just like that, Jason, Good day fellows. I'm having
a large flat white and three chicken tenders that wrecks
of a servo. Stop.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah, it totally does.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Shout out to Rumpel. Rumpel is having a classic Trady
breakfast of a cocon of smoke.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
So it's good to see that plenty of New Zealanders
are around, you know, starting the breakfast, are starting the
day the healthy way. Yeah, totally with a good solid breaky,
because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
I always start my day off regardless of what I'm doing.
Coffee in a vape.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
In fact, as soon as I wake up, I start
sucking on your vape on my vai.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Oh yeah cool. Keep the texts coming on three four
eight three If you'd like to go in the drawer
to win a cement mixer.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy, tune
in on Radio Houcky.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Due to the fact that we've been absolutely inundated with
breakfast texts, we're going to carry on with it. Fellers.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Ah you hey, guys, text here from Steve. What's on
the breakfast with me?

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Kick me?

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Can I just say? Fellas, we were promised by the
boss of the station that he would be bringing us
craploads of coffee. A. He's not even here and B
I see no coffee. I know you like your instant
philth yeah, but I want a proper coffee and I
wanted bloody.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Now, speaking of the devil he's just turned out, is
that she just walked in. She just walked in.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Get a fell By the way, this segment isn't just
jas winzing about knocketting free stuff. The segment is you
texting what you're having for breakfast. We read it out,
and then you go on the drawer to win a
cement mixer. Ah, get a fellas, A couple of dirty
saucy mcmuffins for me, muffin hole hash brown on the side.
Put it in the muffin because that's how it's done.
Hashtag fat boy special and that's from Pugs And that's

(30:57):
from Pugs. Arm that sounds bloody good, actually sounds delicious.
Yeah good. A guys just had three firecracker chicken bites
and a coke from the servo.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
See, I can do a chicken tendy in the morning
if I'm like stopping at a serve and I'm having a
big like a big morning but not spicy chicken.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
I love it anytime in the morning. Good a Feller's
peanut butter toast and a cucumber.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
I just feel like they're taking the purse. I think
they put it out stupid.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
I feel like putting their slice in the cumber, putting
it on the peanut butter toast. I think that would
be quite nice would they do with the cucumber? Good
a guys, marmite on toast with an Irish coffee.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
That's a hard man breakfast.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
All women all on pugs man, keep it to off here,
many good a guys, Three double shot coffees and six
kid sized raisin packets.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
A little lady on them.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
I don't know if you guys were the same, but
like in my lunch box, if I got one of
those raisin packets, I'd be filthy, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
I love them because you eat all the raisins out,
and I was the kind of kid that woul grabbed
them all out, separate them all because they come in chunks.
I'd like to separate them all out so they were
just individual raisins.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
You were sore amasively wait finish, eat them all individually,
and then use the raisin box as a whistle because
you can blow into it and it makes a whistling noise.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Man, you are such a cool kid, Keezy.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
They'd call me raisin whistle Keezy. Gooday, guys, having an
extra long rip on the vapor and a coffee. Then
I'll be off to drive the digger. Yeah, nice backbone stuff.
One more, of course I pick my favorite one. One
large sausage, one large fish and a cup of tea.
A fish and a sausage for breakfast.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
That's the most random I've heard.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
I think fishing coffee.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Fishing coffee is discussing.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Yeah, that's foul.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
You're a backbone and you're officially in the drawer when
that cement mixer two? So well done? Sorry email from
Bunning's Trade. Not allowed to give away us to meet mixeth.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Can we still give away the hose?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yeah, good.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Let's get into a bit of Mastermind.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
That's right, and to celebrate the fact that on this
day in nineteen ninety five, the BBC mini series Pride
and Prejudice starring Colin Firth first ears. Today's Mastermind topic
is British television.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Now, I believe we've got Andrew on the line. Andrew,
good morning? How are you this morning?

Speaker 7 (33:38):
You keevy?

Speaker 8 (33:40):
How you go mate?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Bloody good mate? What did you have for breakfast today?

Speaker 8 (33:44):
I haven't had bricking yet. I've just been bloody sorting
out my fifteen months old. But he's doing a good
impression of the the hungry catapill hee heid a nigg
quee fruit in a banana and he's still looking at
me like you want some more.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Wow, that's great. It'll be a butterfly soon. That's bloody exciting.
Today's topic, Andrew is British TV. Do you know a
lot about British TV.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
I'm just going to say I've watched a little bit
a Leader my time perfect a Downtown Abby fan you know.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Ah, yeah, I hate that show, Big Maggie Smith, Guy,
I am are you?

Speaker 7 (34:17):
Yeah? I think so?

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Professor Mcgonagah, absolutely, you were saying she's so mean. I
didn't say that, yeah, Chris on here. All right, Andrew, Look,
this is the first time we've run the Hudaky masterminds
me and Jace, so we're just going to have a
crack at it. I understand you've got how long is it,
pugs forty five second? Yeah, and of course I'm going
to do my best to read out the questions so
to give you the best chance possible. All right, Andrew,
are you ready?

Speaker 8 (34:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Mate, go for it?

Speaker 5 (34:40):
All right? Mastermind begins Question number one. What does BBC stand.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
For British Broadcasting corporation.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Which British actress played the lead role in the Vicar
of Dibley John Bridge, which decade did Coronation Street first
debut nineteen sixty Correct?

Speaker 6 (35:02):
What the hell are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Jets?

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Andrew? You've just won yourself to our of bucks. Mate,
go too easy?

Speaker 8 (35:09):
Are you gonna give me the other questions?

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Okay, I don't know how this works. Okay, who is
the third member of this top gear trio? Jeremy Clarks
and Richard Hammond?

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Ah see, now I don't know who it is. Definitely
not old mate May.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
James May is correct?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:24):
And how many seasons of Faulty Towers were there?

Speaker 8 (35:27):
Oh? They definitely wasn't two too?

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Is correct? Oh my god, are you serious? Andrews? All
you do is watch UK TV.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
When you said down to Nebby, I was like, maybe
you won't have the best o the older stuff.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Well, here's here's my concern, Andrew, is that the breakfast
boys are going to give us grief again because we've
given them money away and they'll go it was too easy.
But you nailed that, mate.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
Well you can say that, then I'll do double or nothing.
So that's the case.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Really, okay, is that a thing we do?

Speaker 8 (35:59):
We can make it a thing.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
We're back on tomorrow, so Andrew again. Yeah, you know
in this case, Andrew, if the boys are back tomorrow,
we'd say yeares however, we are back tomorrow, so we'll
just give you your Turner bucks cash. Right, you can
just walk away, brother.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
How good?

Speaker 8 (36:12):
I have to go to the cash and put it
on black then.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Of the nile.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Yeah, either or a great option, especially at like what
seven forty in the morning. Thanks very much, Andrew, How
do you have it his own? And she'll take care
of your mate?

Speaker 7 (36:24):
Al right?

Speaker 5 (36:25):
She is beautiful?

Speaker 7 (36:27):
How good? Eh?

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Plenty coming up, Jason, the show is including I'm very
very excited Ryan Fox is coming in.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
So oh yeah. I can't wait to have a bit
of chitty chat about goal.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
As long as you don't punish him about our golf.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
No, I wouldn't do that, man fur.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on Radio HOLUK last night.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
On the show Park Sound, you were talking about the
fact you were very consumed you had a mate coming over. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
I had some plans that I made with them last
week from to pop round for dinner, have a little ketchup,
he a beer maybe, and and then we decided that
we were going to do breakfast today and tomorrow. And
then I was very warrey of the fact that I
needed an early bed time, but he was still coming around.
I didn't want to cancel that's but be a mate,
you know, come around for a beer. But I needed

(37:15):
to figure out how to kind of dance around the
fact that it couldn't be a long one.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
I needed to get him out of there at a
certain point so I could pop off to bed.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
And you guys gave me a little coaching session yesterday
which ended in you suggesting that I what what did
you say?

Speaker 5 (37:29):
I don't remember what. I don't know what you're talking about?

Speaker 6 (37:32):
What got them away? I think.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
That was ages ago. How the hell am I supposed
to remember what we talked about last night on the show.
It's funny though, because now I was thinking about this
over night Pokes, and I was like, you could literally
just do what you usually do, which is like make
a tofu dish and then put some like vinyl vinyl
on of some bautists no one's ever heard of, and
then like put something you know what I mean, Like,

(37:57):
just do the usual.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Yeah, put you put on your really weird cap with
the cord on it.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Okay, and you're saying all of the stuff to get
them out of the house is what I should.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Well, I'd be out of there as quick as I could.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Yea one hundred percent. Or you could do what Jace
would do in the situation, because I'll be interested to
know jas Actually, if you're in the situation you had
to get someone out of your house, how would you
do it?

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Well, you see, I'm never in that situation because I
don't invite people to my house.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Okay hypothetically, Yes, you've finally invited the big show round
to your house for dinner after almost five years of being.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Not even rypothetical. We've got a book down, we've got
a countain.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Know we've been there for how long? It's too long
for us to be there? Oh you too?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Specifically? Yeah, well, like if you came over it, see
when i'd want you out of there?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Court to eight, right, let's say it's twenty to eight.
Would you try to wrap us up and get us
out of there? What would you do?

Speaker 4 (38:49):
I'd do the mogi right in no sort of situations.
I think you've just got to be very blunt. So
quarters to or eight comes around, fowlers, it's time for
you to pass.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Off, right, And that's doing a Mogi yeah approach.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
You know what Mogi is like, He's like, I'm going
to go to bed now. Everyone needs to leave everyone
if off whereas as Pugs is all sort of, oh,
I do want to offend, yeah, you know what I mean.
I don't want to upset as feelings or anything like that,
even though I'm serving him gross tofu and all that sort.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
I didn't cut.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
But the thing is, Jason, not everyone is so okay
with offending heaps. People like you are, like you almost
get off on it, right, We do get off on it.
Whereas Pugs and I we're we're you know, we're on
the radio. We don't want to jeopardize our careers, so
we try not to offend people and in regular life too. Pugs,
you don't want to offend your mate, No, absolutely not,
not people I care about especially you know, what did
you do in the end.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
We were having a beer and we had something on
the telly, yeah, and we were watching it and we
had some pizza and stuff.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
It was actually really lovely.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
And then he yawned, right, and I saw my ultimate opportunity,
all right, So you say he yawned, and I went, oh,
I don't feel like you got to like hang around
and watch the rest of this man, like if you
if you're getting tired kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Yeah, And I was like, oh, yeah, I might hit
the road. I was like, sweet ass man.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
When you said I saw my opportunity, I thought he
was in a jump in the sack with you.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
Oh, like, what Chris did you?

Speaker 7 (40:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:18):
I don't know. I'm talking about what see? That was
clever from you. What did you put on the TV?
Was it like highlights of yours and Jason's show while
I was in Europe?

Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Man, I don't know. I can't remember. God, this is
a show, Jason. Have you heard this before?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
I'm not talking to your keysy.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
At the moment, The Hierarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
You're listening to the Big Show doing the Breakfast show
this Thursday morning. The time is eight oh two, and
I mean that you've had a great start of the day.
Is you had to work or maybe you're just chilling
at home, but to take a little time out of
your schedule and listen to the fields.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Hey, Jay's Yeah, what's the hurdak? Your breakfast show? Brought
to you by.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Bumming's Trade man load up on landscaping with Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
It's Bunnings trolled.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Just had another email from Bunnings. By the way, how
good stoked on the stings? They stoked on the stings.
I said, it's actually the subject line is stoked on
the stings. And then it goes on to discuss Hey
guys first, and we'll just want to say stoked on
the stings. Yeah, which of those little funny high pitch
things we just played just then? Also, we've just heard
that you guys have been giving away a concrete mixer.

(41:37):
I can confirm that is not available to give away. However,
we can send out Bunning snags. Oh so, I guess
what we'll do is for every single person that's texting
on the show today, which is about I don't know,
one hundred and fifty people fifty sorry, one hundred fifty
thousand people, we'll just get pigs. If it's all good
with your maail, would you be happy just to send

(41:57):
out the bunning snags me. So I guess they'll send
us the sauces. We'll cook them up, we'll put them
in the bread, put the sauce on the onion.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Sauce, squirt and musty.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Don't we need like the combo that everybody's kind of
going for. If they want onions, if they want tomatoes,
they want.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
But bread.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Is making a really good point, right because some people
would want to squirter tomatoes. Some people might not want onions.
People have mustard with no sauce.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Fan, but I'm not everyone.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Okay, So what we'll do then is if you've text
in texting again with what your first text was, so
we can link it up to your order and then
say how you'd like your bunning snag, and then so
you'd come here, you'll make them up and then I
guess you just pop them in courier bags and fire
them out.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, I mean, because this is the
breakfast show, they've got their own producers.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Okay, so you've got time gugs just on that front.
By the way, no more hoes. What do you mean
We're given away all the garden hose, all the four
of them. Yeah, so don't be asking about those anymore.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
They're gone for do I need to send them off
as well?

Speaker 5 (43:09):
I just saw Zoe. She was sort of stuffing one
of them into a courier bag, so I think she's
taking care of it.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Yeah, good stuff, man, is.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Ever clear.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
The hiliarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on Radio.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Hoky, No, you're sadly On the show Fellers, we were
talking about work.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Wives, that's right. The concept of having someone at your
work who is the opposite six to you. They're your
work spouse, and you kind of have a what is
that a platonic relationship?

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Non platonic?

Speaker 8 (43:45):
What is it? Yeah, no, it is.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
I think it's supposed to be platonic.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Basically suck are you? You know what I mean? In
the sense that they support you emotionally, you know, when
you're feeling a bit down, like, for example, Kezi, when
you've had a shocker of a show, they should I
know you were that bad, Kiezy. Yeah, they get me
a bit of a cuddle and they just boost you up,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Yeah, which is most days.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
And we and we realized, actually we came to the
conclusion on that front that old pugsn Hello was our
work mum, even though he's not on the seat.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
You've done it again. You did this yesterday.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I learned a little bit about you, jas because there's
work wives and then you use the term work mummy
and the fact that you're getting your work spouse and
your work mother confused.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Is a lot about you, do I say that, But
just on.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
The back of that though, Jays, Yeah, these clear, these
clear things we're learning about you. What what did you
want to chat about?

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Well, it just made me think about you know, there's
a lot of stuff coming up in my life, and
I got a little bit nostalgia. I don't know if
you guys know this about me. I used to be
a stay at home dad.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Did you really yeah, man, when you say sat at
home dad, was that like you made a conscious choice
to be at home with your kids or.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
You were on the doll just no one would hire me?
Ah right, you know, and I go to acting gigs
and just die on my arm.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
Sugar and spice just sort of fell off.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Well it's just sort of foul. Well, I do a
bit of sugar and spice, but that was at night
when my wife was at home.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Can I just confirm sugar and you're saying you did
a little bit of sugar and spice. That's your old comedy,
true ti old comedy. Wasn't it weird? That sounds like
you did a lot of drugs?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Oh that as well responsibly though, But you've got though.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
So you want to be a stay at home dead?

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (45:24):
How old is your youngest daughter?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
She's seventeen and she's he had all my other girls.
My other three girls are all overseas now living their lives.
And to be honest with you, my seventeen year old,
you know, she's pretty much living her own life now.
So you know, I don't know if I can get
away with a monica of stay at home dead. I mean,
technically speaking, i'd be staying at home and you're a

(45:46):
dead and I'm a dad. So can I still run
with I'm a stay at home dad?

Speaker 5 (45:52):
I think so, because what you're doing is you're going
above and beyond what other stay at home dads do, right,
They stay at home while the kids are young, you know,
they help look up, have to keep the household running.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Sure, and then what you're off at dinners, they you know,
whatever what floors not just that stuff. They I didn't
do that. I just spent most of my time having
a go up. But yeah, well now is my chance.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
So like the most stay at home days, they also
just it saves on childcare.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Right.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
So you you say and stay at home, I'm the same.
You sacrifice your career to raise the kids at home,
whereas what you're doing is going a step further. Like
that's that's backbone stuff what I'm just talking about. However,
staying at home after the kids have left, just in
case they need to come back, waiting by the phone
in case one of them needs to get in touch
with you. Pretty much, man, that's backbone stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Man.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
And I just say I'm here if you need me,
that's right, you know. And then I just go and
watch movies and stuff like that, maybe a bit a
bit of golf.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Yeah, when was the last time one of your daughters
actually called you and needed you?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
To be honest? That the last time one of my
and this is true, one of my daughters messaged me
because she found online the big show outro Pegging Special
and she was quite disturbed by that.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
That's right, but that's more of a I need you
to just.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Ac humiliating the family.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Yeah, I think you should do it, Jasment.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Yeah, you guys would support me. I mean it would
be a big loss to the show on.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
You go ahead, brother, you go.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
We'll be sweet as mate. For example, Look, how hard
is this? Oh, here's oasis on Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Maybe you can't get into your gaming while you're hanging
at home, Jess.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
I'm not a complete loser. Touchdown.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
This is oasis, by the way. Ryan Fox up next The.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
A lot of people that listen to the Drive show
will know that Old Keyesy and I are obsessed by
our golf and we've got a very very special guest
in that regard in the studio with us. I'm talking
about golfing legend Ryan Fox and Ryan your man Barstard.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
How's life good boys? Thanks for having me in this morning.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, it's an absolute pleasure. Kezy and I Ryan, you
won't know this. We've got into golf just recently, so
we're going to take the opportunity to really know rack
your brains and get some tips from you. If that's
all right.

Speaker 7 (48:12):
I heard I was going to get grilled this morning,
so yeah, I'm expecting it.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Well, I actually had a little conversation out in the office,
so I was like, we're probably going to start the
arm with Jason and I talking about how we've been
going at golf. Yeah, pretty much, and then very quickly
at the end, we'll ask you how you've been going.
Oh that's fine, Yeah, yeah, we're How old were you
when you started out? Were you thirty three?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Like I was?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
No.

Speaker 7 (48:32):
I always had clubs as a kid. Yeah right. Dad
always played and dad's played off like four or five
since I can remember. Yeah, whatever, And like I I
used to play the old corporate day with him when
I was like eighteen, and I first joined a club
at thirteen, yeah right, and then didn't I didn't play
any tournament golf I was eighteen.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Yeah right. And at the moment, in terms of how
your life's going, is this the best years of your life?
You reckon right now?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
Yeah, it's pretty good. This year's I can't complain much
about what happened this year.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Foxy. I've got to take your back, mate, because you've
had two PGA wins this year. How good is that?
First and foremost. But take me back to the Canadian Open.
There that shot. I was perched in my undies on
my couch there. You get a sucking hard on my
vaight there watching you in that playoff that shot, mate,

(49:22):
Because I know that you and your caddy have been
having a bit of to and fro about whether you
go for it or not. Talk me through that shot.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
Yeah, I mean it's probably the best shot I've ever
hit in my life, magnificence. And I wouldn't say it
was to and fro about going for it. It was
to and fro about what club?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
All right?

Speaker 7 (49:40):
It was for memory, like two two thirty something, two
thirty nine meters or something like that, A little bit
under the wind, and I had two twenty to cover
the water and we're tossing up going is at two,
one is at three wood, and he goes, mate, you
got to hit three wood, Like if you hit it long,
it's fine. And I was like, wow, I've got to
take a little bit off it at a little cart.

(50:01):
It's not often in those kinds of situations you hit
the exact shot that you wanted to hit.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
I've found I've never hit the exact shot.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
I want to hit, It'll happen at some point.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
At some point, you're just gonna keep plugging away, jays Ryan,
how hard is it in that situation? You obviously have
to have complete similar to radio studio, I've got complete
trust in Jace to say and do the right thing.
You have to completely trust your caddy when he says
I think you should do this.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
Yeah. Look, it's it's a funny relationship player and caddy.
It's like I've got to trust him, but ultimately, like, yes,
you've got to play the shot. Like I can't hit
a shot that I'm uncomfortable with. Yeah, right, So at
that point when he goes, look mate, it's you got
to hit three where there's enough win there, it's like okay,
Like I'm kind of in between and his just his

(50:47):
thoughts kind of sway me and make me believe it's
the right shot. Yes, right, Like yeah, caddies are a
good caddy's amazing, a bad caddy's frustrating, And it's like
they've got a hard job. I've got no job security.
Like they've got to walk the line between knowing when
to say something and knowing when to shut up, and

(51:08):
you know, kind of an encore psychologist all of that
kind of stuff, along with like Mike Eddie, He's South
African unfortunately, so I've got copped a fear of a stick,
not just this year unfortunately, but like he'll know when
to distract me, when to talk about rugby or cricket
or something else. And that's like, that's a big part

(51:31):
of it. Just knowing you're out there for a long time.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
That's hard, right because when jas because when we play,
Jase gets in a hoo of a mood after his
first shot and I don't know whether I should get
around him or give him a river up.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
You know.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I tend to inf and Jeff a little bit on
the course there, Foxy, you strike me. Actually, it's pretty
calm kind of carry. You don't seem to get too
emotional either way.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
I just hide it.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Well, yeah, yeah, there's like a rage burning inside you.
Is that what you know? Then you get into the
clubrooms and smack the crap out of it.

Speaker 7 (51:59):
No, I just swear it myself under my breath basically.
But I mean, anyone that's played golfers you got angry
with themselves. And I've been doing it for a long
long time now, so it's there. I mean, I'm not
Terroll Hatton or anyone like that. I can certainly certainly
break myself.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Yeah. Well, I think Jason's trying to find a kind
spirit there because he really breaks himself out loud.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
Just watch Terrol Hatton, ter Hans, you may do.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
I'll tell you what. Fox. Yeah, I'll just hold you there, mate.
We'll go to a tune and we'll come back with
some golf chat.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodakey.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Yeah, welcome back to your massive backbones. We're talking to
golfing legend Ryan Fox.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
That's trying to go the big show on Brickey.

Speaker 8 (52:43):
Here.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
By the way, Ryan, of course is he's into chat
about the return of Manuka Feels chasing the Fox. But
before we get to that, Jace, it's been a massive
year for Ryan fox Man. He's been all over the show.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
European or PGA. I mean, I'll see the PGA is
a pinnacle golf wise. But where do you prefer to play?

Speaker 7 (53:07):
Ah, I mean I enjoy it more in Europe, but
I've been out there for a long time. You know,
I played full time there since twenty fifteen on challenge
to us. So like, I've got really good mates out there,
the PGAs, but everyone's a bit more selfish is probably
the right word. But it's a bit more isolated. It's
all of themselves, yeah, a little bit. But you have
you You've also you're playing at the top level. You've

(53:29):
kind of got to be that to an extent, and
it's just harder to break into the social circles over there,
whereas Europe's a bit more fun. You're not playing for
as much money, so guys potentially don't take it quite
as seriously either. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
The reason you hear Ryan Fox, of course is because
and there was massively successful last year the Manuca fuel
Chasing the Foxes returning. I went out to there. It
was it was the same day as the Hdochey Christmas party.
You got so Sam, come on, man, not in front
of Ryan Fox.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
And then I'm all for it.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Yeah, Bed responsibly of course.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Spent the day at the pub doing that, you know,
the whole Hurdarcky Christmas party, and it was like we're
going out to chasing the Foxes. Oh a bit far
to go, blah blah blah. Got out there. That event
absolutely rules. You know, you've got team media. It was
Mark Richardson, Die Heindwood and Jeremy Welles from Hurdarcky. They
were playing up against you know, John Key, mex Key.
You you were there. Obviously it's going to be broadcast

(54:21):
live and free on TV and ZID one and TV
and ZID plus front of the twelfth of December. I
understand they're changing it this year, so it's you and
a mate or something like that.

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Yep, yep. So you know we've this is our fourth
year this year. Yeah, and we kind of worked out
in the last couple of years that playing your own
ball against three guys playing ambros is quite hard, yes,
you know, especially six holes. You know, you don't have
much time to get into it and if you you know,
if you missed a couple of parts earlier out of it.
So we decided to change it up a little bit

(54:52):
this year, try to make it a bit more competitive,
but also you know, try to add something else to
the event. So we're still in the proceed of working
out the professional teams, but it's hopefully going to be
bigger and better this year.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
And when you spend so much time doing like, you know,
the top level of your sport. Is it quite nice
to come home to your home country and have something
like this at the back of the year where you
get to hang out and you know, have a bit
of fun with your day job.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
Yeah, look, it's it's really fun. That's also like I
feel almost more pressure to play well because your names
and the title. Yeah, yeah, you know, you go up
and make a couple of bugs and you're like, oh god, basically,
but like, it's it's amazing to have an event where
you know, so many iconic New Zealanders play and it's

(55:38):
got my name on it. Like that's kind of strange.
And you know, to be able to walk down the
fairways with those guys and then you know, the crowd
there has accessed, like there's not many other places that
you can get so close, and guys are signing autographs
going down the fairway and there's at of banter and stuff.
It's great.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
I remember Jeremy Wells because he competed last year and
he was saying it was the most here rifying moment
of his life stepping up to the t in front
of all those people and and it being televised Yeah,
imagine you doing that keezy, bloody shambolic right, you get
up there, you get smack it straight in the bush.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Thanks man, thank you.

Speaker 7 (56:13):
It's better than a lawsuit hitting someone in the head.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Yeah, wow, that's true.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
I couldn't hit someone in the head, not even if
I tried. Look, Ryan, thank you so much for coming
into this year and having a yarn man. It's been
an absolute joy watching you go to work over the
last wee while. And if you do want to come
see Ryan play in person, tickets are available at Chasing
the Fox dot co dot m ZID and tickets actually
go on sale from the first of October if you're

(56:37):
in corporate or the twenty ninth for general sales.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
Thanks guys, thanks for having me.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
It's been a pleasure.

Speaker 7 (56:42):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Now about my slice, No out of time.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
We do not have time.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
You better fix it before you go to Fiji. That's
all I know.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
The Hdarchy big show was Jase, Mike and Kezy.

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(57:40):
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What you said, we're far responding.

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(58:12):
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(58:36):
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Speaker 4 (58:46):
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Speaker 5 (58:51):
You butchered it up. Next to the Montreal Snow Report.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
The Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hdarchy the hole Achy Brick for Ski Report, thanks to
Mon's Royale for Reno performance, Apperil from one Acre.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
That's right it is our weekly snow report all thanks
to Mon's Royale and joining us on the line right
now is the voice of snow sport in New Zealand.
And how's the powder look in this week? Brother?

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Oh there is so much powder?

Speaker 7 (59:20):
Yes, hell good.

Speaker 8 (59:23):
We've had a battle.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Royale over the last two weeks between spring and winter,
and there is it was. It was hanging in the
balance the last five days or so, but there is
no doubt now that Windborough has won. It has murdered
springs savagely in the southern Lakes.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
I think on the North Island the battle's still raging.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
My spies up there told me that there was a
bit of rain down at the bottom, but plenty of
snows still up at the top. So yeah, it's been
a funny one. The northwester he's just been ramping through
and it refuses to back off. But there is a
little bit of a chink of light at the end
of the tunnel. Looks like we're going to get some
settled weather next week for the most of the ski

(01:00:05):
fields last week, so we have got a little bit
of hope.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Bloody awesome. And also while we've got here, man, I
understand that you're actually on a bit of a holiday.
Part one is for your birthday, but also you've got
our very own Jerry Wells with you. Is that corect
I have We've.

Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
We've decided that the mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
We've looked at the forecast for TC and Codrona today
and it is getting better later. Yeah, but we've decided
that a sauna is the better.

Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
Part of valor this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Yeah, I mean, things up, you poor, bastarded and jizzy there.
I mean, god, just having your recline. Maybe have a
couple of heated up COGNACX, maybe have a sauna. A
bit of a message. Don't overdo it, man, I mean,
I don't want you to pull a hemy or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Well, that's the thing you've now got to prepare because
this weekend is TC closing day. This is a legendary
day and it's rated.

Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
Our eighteen as far as days go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
There's a severe likelihood of a diminished concept of reality
up there, so you you've got to play that one carefully.

Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Forecast looks a little bit changeable as well. But if
if you're in the market for something a little more PG,
then Kadrona is offering the Pingu Birthday Party, which will
be at the other end of the spectrum.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Actually that would actually suit your style of skiing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
What Pingu's birthday parting?

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Get it right? Man? What did so?

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
He's saying, I ski like a little clamation penguin.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Yeah, pretty much, man?

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
And what else is going on the what about Temple Basin.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Temple have got the fire and ice party, think, I mean,
I've never been to it, but instantly I'm thinking some
kind of Game of Thrones on snow, like walkers and
rampant orgy, so I'm not sure if that's the reality.
And then Toroa, I've got the retro party coming down.
So up on the mountain think neon and side cutless skis,

(01:02:04):
and then down intown. I'm intrigued by this one. I
haven't been, but there's a chocolate clare eating contest.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
Right, so just just to clarify, You've got like a
Game of Thrones augy type situation. You've got a chocolate
a clear eating situation. You've got Pengu's birthday going on
as well. Hung pengu one hundred percent. This it just seems.
Is this like a pretty standard of fear to have
on a weekend, whether it comes to people that are
into the snow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Yeah, this is it's nothing if not eclectic. We can
offer a variety of social and sporting occasions every week,
but we are we are coming up to the end
of the season. PC's closing. That is it's a sad one,
but it's been It's been a really good winter, like
surprisingly good considering we haven't had that much snow. But

(01:02:52):
there's a week left. If you want to get stuck
in spring is actually spring. Pass up at to row
three hundred bucks and they've still got another four weeks.
While they start late, they finish late, right, that's worth
a sniff.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
That's great stuff for Ed. Sign me up for the orgy.
Thanks for that, mate. You take care of Jeszy all right,
because this this breakfast radio lark, I'm not keen.

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
Okay, I'll get the cognac warned.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
Yeah, good on you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
It's a big shout out to Mons Royale as well
for making that all possible.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four on Radio Holcky.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Well, there you go, your man stends. That's the Big
Show doing the Breakfast Show. Done and dusted for this Thursday.
We'll be back again tomorrow, of course. Fellows. I'm curious son,
Ox you I know you're going to be working your
ass off as you always do all day after this,
pug Son, what are you going to do for the
rest of the day, Keezy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Good question, Jase. I've got a bit of yard work
lined up, got a paint of fence, I'm got to
plant some grass. I'm gott to dig up a few plants,
move them around. Things of that nature. Sure, and then
my wife and I'll be having soup for lunch with
some cheese rolls. Doesn't that sound lovely?

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
That sounds like a very wholesome day, some good quality
time to get that, and you'll be closer for achieving
the work that you're going to achieve today, Chris, sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
To me like you should be in a retirement village.

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
You can talk.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Nah, you're all good. Jason, what are you up today?

Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
I'm thinking keezy sneaky nine holes today our goal?

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Man, oh wow. The weather forecast keeps fluctuating all the time,
and I go, we'll do I don't. I think I'm
gonna pull the trigger on.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
It and go for it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
You got to go for it, man, when it's been
weir you've got to strike whenever you can, wherever you can.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Just a few ticks I like to address here on
three four eight three. If it's all good, good day, guys,
just joined this morning. What the hell's going on? What's
the reason your backbones are doing the Brickfast show. You
fellas have missed my dap. It feels like it's just
gone four o'clock and I'm knocking off.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Did you lose another relay race? No, Jerry's away, yeah,
eyes away, everyone's away. Really, this is the school holidays.
It's how it works. And now we're just having a
week off and switching things up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
I tell you what, working in breakfast af fellers, the
old holidays are good, aren't They do three weeks straight
and then you get a couple off.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
You just had a holiday.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Maybe you have another couple of weeks on the run,
then another couple of weeks off.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
But a skiing we'll just get we'll get driving there,
we'll get drive to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
They never they never work, really, yeah, they just have holidays. Really,
it feels like to me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But
we're not bitter about it or anything. A Hey, have
a great day though, And as mentioned, we will be
back again tomorrow six am till nine. If you're a
podcast listen, our podcasts will be available on all the
same the usual platforms at the usual time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Speaking of drive, actually, Pucklesome, Hello, what's happening there?

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Man, I'm going to be doing a best bits show
from there, moments from the Big Show. Might use this
morning show, you know, because it was so good, so
it's already best fits you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
So you're just going to phone it and played this
morning show onc.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Just replating no, no, no, I'll find some I'll find
some big Show classics out of the archives there for you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
And then in between doing this and that, I'll probably.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
Go do some other stuff that's a huge day part
of the gym or something that's massive that's more than
twelve hours.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
No worry about that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
You'll be here. I hope you're getting paid extra for that.
And Jason, you're his agent, right so you should be
getting a cut as well.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Totally I am. If you're not getting paid, I'll sorted
out parksan, don't you worry about that. Listen, it's been
a pleasure. We will be back again tomorrow the same time,
same place.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
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