October 7, 2025 • 49 mins
On today's show, Jase watches birds twerk, Mike has a car debacle and Keyzie's got big ideas.
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(00:00) Intro: Feeling a hundies
(03:44) BIG POLL
(08:12) POLL CHAT
(11:34) GIG A LITTLE BIT
(14:35) TVTVTV
(20:37) Intro How stings are made
(22:31) The Stunt
(26:00) Your stunt ideas
(30:39) BACKBONE BENCH
(33:47) Mike's car debacle
(38:34) Intro: New RE Burgers!
(41:22) What's On The Dinner?
(45:42) WIN A DIAMOND TREE
(48:43) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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that now listen, Mogiuh how's life man? You got over
your Monday ites?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Man, I just sort of woke up this morning much
like that fellow there that we were recording somehow that
woke up dreaming of having dreamed of rebook.
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I woke up brand you today great, so good, that's great.
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Sweep last night just handies feeling handies all day? Man,
have you been feeling handies because you look at handies man?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Thanks Man.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I initially, as I was talking in the podcast outra,
I didn't have to start to the day I wanted
to know, but then I pivoted and had a very positive,
very enlightening day I feel about it. So I'm feeling
pretty pumped. How you going, Tony.
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There it is?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I'm feeling a hondies as well. Man. Do you like
feeling a handies Jace?
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Because a lot of people, I don't know if you
guys know this, but people have been saying one hundred
percent for the last sort of sex to twelve months
or so, then that change to a handy P. People
there say handy P. So I'm just going handies, man,
full hand full handy. So I'm just changing it up
to just be aware of that because I'll just sort
of mess with the lingo a little bit. You were,
you know, just stand your toes.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm feeling a sparkling one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh so you're feeling a handies. You're feeling handies?
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Man?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
You like feeling handies, Jason, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Not going to fall into one of you. You know
bull gegs.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Well you'll have a bull geg feeling a handy's nuts.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Ah, yeah, exactly. Hey, now listen, it's so good Maggie.
What have we got coming up on the show?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Oh, Jason, it's a help of a question. And I'm
glad you asked.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
What's happening on the Big Show with old moments? Tell
you what.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
There's been some bloody interesting stuff happening in the news guys.
And I don't know if you're crossed this, but there's
been some driver's licenses around the country that have been
revoked as a result of some assessors taking cash for
license is absolutely disgraceful. I'm also having a look at
Art History Jays, which I know you're a big fan
of in school. It's been removed from the school curriculum.
(03:09):
The Big Show investigates why. And also we're about to
head into a big Pole statue in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The Hodarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Is indeed Queen There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock,
which means it's time for the Big Pole. And the
question today is spring worse than winter. Your thoughts yay
(03:45):
or nay?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
You can text us on three four eight three or
call us an eight hundred hodarchy. And you can also
get yourself in the draw for a fifty dollars reburg
a voucher by doing one of those two things.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Can I kick this off, phellows please by saying that
I think it is right now for winter. When you
head into winter, you know kind of what you're getting,
you know what I mean, And you go, all right,
it's time to hit down us up right?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Well, you know, you just stay inside watching TV, stay inside.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You know it's But then again, once you have.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Beautiful days crisp clear, they call them bluebirds.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, bluebirds, you know what you're getting. Then spring arrives
and you go, yeah, boys, here we go. We're all
feeling pumped up in the studio. We're going feel of
springers here it's upon us. And then it pesses down
for a month.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah, and it's even more destructive because there's.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
A feeling of hope there is, there's a feeling of yes,
we got through winter.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Now the good let the good times begin.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know, the beers he's at the bar outside. You know,
the long sunny days. It never happens. It just pesses
down for a month, and you always for some reason
forget it.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Right, are you?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Are you looking for spring to just suddenly switch overnight
to long hot days with no rain pretty much?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yes, because it's a transition season.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It is a transition. But I'll give it two or
three days of transition and then boom, I want to
get into it.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Yeah, right, okay, that's right. I guess what would be
good would be if there was a bit of a max.
I understand there has to be rain for the flowers
to grow, Jason, Sure, for the grass, you know, because
so the lambs have got something to eat when they
come out of their mum's geezy.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
But what would be nice if it would be if
sprinkled in there was some sunny days, some warmer weather.
But it's not like that at all, is it. It's
just garbage. And the amount of times that I've come
into the studio and had to hear you j say
spring is sprung, Yeah, and you say it a lot,
and it never has and it doesn't spring until it
(05:50):
becomes summer, which is in December.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's that's just me trying to lift the feel of spirits,
you know what I mean, because you guys should have
always come out dragging your asses and your bottom lip
quivering there, and I'm like, come on, fellas spring is sprung,
but this is what I'm talking about. You go, yeah, boys,
is going to be great, and then it's just shiit house.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So when you're saying that, are you just saying it
to the boys, Well, I'm saying it's quite sexiss.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And I'm gonna be honest in my own mind, despite
the evidence that I've had every single year, I always
have a feeling of hope and optimism and I.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Go, yeah, thank god, we made it.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
There is that period you get two or three days
of wanting I hear it is, then it's changed and
there bang freezing cold. It always seems to happen. Is
when I think, oh, yeah, no, weather has changed out,
top man. Yes, so take one of the blankets off
the bed that night, cold snap, freezing cold shit out.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
So soon as it goes to sprague, you take a
blanket off.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
No, No, as soon as we have a few days
of good weather, right I once spring has already begun
and we're a bit of a way into it. Yeah,
then that's when I'll take it over the bed and
then you get one of the cold steps.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah you know, yeah, one hundred percent. Well what do
you think he's on? Three four eight three? Is spring
worse than winter? You can also call us on eight
hundred Hodarky.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
If you call us Ondack, you just might get yourself
live on a fifty dollars reboog about you. And that's okay,
that's madness, man, Hey, Hondis, here's Oasis.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Definlip it There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty seven minutes past four o'clock.
We're talking and asking the question, is spring worse than winter?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Big?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
What do you reckon? Quinn?
Speaker 8 (07:43):
A chase American springs utter ships house?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, it's us a ship house. I like that, Quinn?
Are you a scientist?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Man?
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Novel novel?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
This is just your own experience? How does it play
out for you?
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Here's the thing. Winter you can go snowball and spring.
Now summer you can go to the beach. Thanks, just
be there on the other season, springs just nothing going on.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, it's just passing down the whole time.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Let's be honest, Quint and blowing a gale as well?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
And blowing a gale?
Speaker 8 (08:17):
How are you howling a gale?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Quinn? Just quickly, man, what do you do for a
crust salesman? While you get yourself fifty reburg about you?
Thanks for getting involved.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Beautiful cheer mate. Good on you. Why wouldn't you ring
if you can get a free voucher?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
This is the thing I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That's what you're trying to get through to people being great?
Tis here on three four eight three Spring and ship house.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Oh that's very much agreeing with what when we're saying, yeah,
Rady b is yes, springing.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
If off, I'd rather have double winter, U s winter
is coming. That is such a.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Cool reference, Joe, Thanks man, Spring is garbage, although spring
for me means white bait. Fell as the coasters love spring,
bring it on?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Well that's interesting because also there's another one here that says, hey, guys,
Chris from sunnys The then here spring sucks worse than Auckland.
I live there for teen years in the most depressing
months of the year are spring, and I think that's
our experience, isn't it. Because we are here in Auckland
and I was having a look and apparently rain They
have rainy season up here, various depending on where you
are in the country, but from here it goes from
(09:28):
mid May to mid October.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
And certainly that's how it feels now.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
I think because you hear the word spring, you think, oh,
it's going to get sunny, but it actually continues to
pour down. But apparently from the middle of October the
rain goes starts to go away, and we start seeing
more dry weather.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
That is actually a fun fact. I feel like that
should know public knowledge.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It is good to know.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
That should be Then let's rename that day, which I
believe is October seventeenth.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
We're going to make that the first day of spring.
Moving forward.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I agree with you come because I fall for it
every time you do. I fall for it every time,
and every time I get wound up and Ef and
Jeff all over the place.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
You say you're falling for like mother Nature is trying
to play a prank.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Well she is playing it.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I think she's got a real nasty sense of human
mother nature.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Is it a real person? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Flowers are meant to sort of burst. There's TETs in
the trees, you know what I mean. And the birds
are tweeting and twerking wit to woo to who.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
The bird's twerking? Plenty of birds tworkings hot.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio the Radio Hodarchy gig A little fund
is open?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well what fund you?
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This is gig a little thanks to our mates. It's superlicky.
They've given us ten grand in cash to give away
to get people gigging again. So whenever you hear that
on care you call us an one hundred hoduck. Can
you win two hundred fifty bucks?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
How good man?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Get a mark your mad Bassett Hell's life? Yeah not
too bad?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Hell are you guys?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Good? Thanks Mark?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
What do you do down in christ Jurch?
Speaker 7 (11:14):
There for a crust for.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Mcgraphic designer for a printing company.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey, just on that front, you should design a new
big show backbone T shirt.
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Hey, give it a go, Yeah, give it a nudge,
will give you five grand?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Yeah okay, just checking my hang on, just checking Mike quickly,
do we have permission to sign them up and pay? No?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
No, no, I assume we're paying them.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh you've already seen that.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah right, I mean he's a professional.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It's a binding agreement, you know what I mean? Good stuff, Mark,
Now tell me what do you want to go and see?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I want to see you to Dave Doblin and Christ Church.
Oh yeah, you're right. Where about is he playing? Man?
Speaker 8 (11:58):
You're playing in the Quick town Hall and christ.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Legend And yeah, he's an absolute mad bastard. You know,
got to be careful because he is a knight. But
Jez is a sick.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I've had the pleasure of sort of being involved. Wow,
it sounds like I'm having a sexual relationship.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
And you had the pleasure.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I've had quite a few sort of meetings with old
Dave Dobbin. He's a very funny man. That's what people forget.
He's very very funny, and he is a mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So whether you go, Mark, hopefully you tell some of
his jokes in that. Yeah at the town Hall, Mate,
you've got two and fifty bucks stance to super Liquor.
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Oh thanks, super Liquor and the Hurriarie.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
You'll be able to see some of those conversations. Mark
TV is doing a new series called Conversations with Yoda
and Hog.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Oh is that Jason? Dave Dobbin? Wow, I'd watch the
hell out of that?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Got to be great.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Actually, I'd love to do that. Can we you've got
a new podcast studio, mate man?
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can. Absolutely, we'll do that hole
shoot the ships?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, but a chimmy chat because Dave Dobbin wasn't the
New Zealand artist you had that affair with?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Right? Who was it? Was it Jordan Luck? Is that right?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, I didn't have an affair with Jordan. No, no, no, right,
are you thinking my affair?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah? No, that was Jenny Shipley. Ah No, it was
a musician, wasn't it? No? Wasn't No, she plays Jenny Shipley,
she plays the mouth or very well? Is that right? Jason?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Isn't it sound Garden?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show This Tuesday afternoon,
the time four forty nine, Let's talk tv fels. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Is yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Yeah, come on, just quickly, fellows. I'm still watching Black Rabbit.
But it's a very tense show. Jason Bateman Jude Law
on Netflix. It's a series about a deadbeat brother and
another brother that's constantly dragging them out of trouble. But
they're both in trouble as it turns out, Yes and stuff.
But I think I'll be watching it by myself for
(14:20):
the duration. It's too it's too tense for my wife
to enjoy it. You can watch it, and even for myself,
I'm not sure I'm enjoying it because it's just two
characters going through hell idiots.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Can I do you know what I mean? Just on
that that's on Netflix on Netflix here.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
So last night, right, I said to my wife, Hey,
we need to find a new show to watch. I
don't want to watch Green Designs. I don't want to
watch Country Calendar. You know, I'm sick of the fowls
making fun of me. Let's just find a new show
and just give it a crack. She's like, okay, cool.
And then I've been told a few times you gotta
watch because we loved Apple, Upper Middle Bogan, the Aussie
Common the same and someone I was like, you should
(15:00):
watch Liz Norton on Netflix.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I was the comedy, actiony thing, right, yeah. I watched
about two minutes. It might quite often anything you don't
like I like, and it's true. That's true.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
So I was like, let's watch this. We watched the
little trailer thing. It looked kind of funny. I was
a bit of action based on some novels or something.
Watched the first episode afterwards said did you enjoy that?
To my wife, she's like, I didn't enjoy it, but
you were enjoying it. So we just I just left
it and I was like, hey, what didn't you enjoy
about it? And she's like, because there's a bit where
a guy's slamming another guy's head in a car door,
(15:31):
and she's like that that was very annoying for me
because I just didn't think that was very necessary. And
I was like, okay, so the action, and she's like,
and also I felt bad for the main character because
all the same as the thing you're saying, all this
bad stuff's happening to him and no matter what he does,
the bad stuff won't go away, and I just feel
really bad for him.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Yeah, it's okay, cool, So there's the stakes are too high.
We've watched something with pretty much zero steaks.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
You guys have got weird partners man, we do.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Nah, But I also felt I felt the same way,
where it's just you're not watching it enjoying it. It's
just things happened to characters that they've made you care about,
and it just becomes a stressful experience. Yes, and there
was some events in it which I didn't like.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Well, so your wife is living that reality.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Following on from that fellas, I started watching Monster.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
The Ed Gains Story, Yeah, let me tell you about it.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
He's a serial Killer or Ed Gains.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Story is the third season of the American biographical crime
drama and anthology series Monster, created by Ed Brennan for Netflix.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
The season focuses.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
On convicted murderer, grave robber, and suspected serial killer Ed Gain.
Now you're talking about stress, You're talking about, you know,
caring about the cas. I could only get through half
an episode and I was like, this is too gross,
(17:00):
this is too heenous, and even I can't deal with it,
even you. And my wife was going, oh god, bloody,
how seriously, it just got sick, right, okay, it got sick?
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Did it get sick?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
And I was like, I'm not doing this. I mean,
I like a bit of serial killer action man, but
this was there goes beyond that.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
What kind of stuff was he robbing out of the grave?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
This is where it gets sick. And I just went
I'm not watching that. That's just going to ruin my
mental health.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
How many busies out of five? Do you give it?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Half a busy?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Right at five?
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Right?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Okay? And that was on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Yes, don't do it to yourself, New zeal And, don't
do it.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
There's Norton.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I'd give a solid sort of three busies out of
five based on that one episode. Pretty entertaining, pretty funny
bit of lighthearted action. My wife gives it zero busies
out of five.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Here's a Pecksi's the Hurdichy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hodak.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
The Pixies there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
The Pixies fellas Pixies.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I think this was three years ago. We had this
argument here we did that just called pixies.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
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interested in going along to the hooky ticker Wild Foods Festival.
It's happening again March of next year. If you want
to get tickets Wildfoods dot co dot in Z. But
there has been chat that the Big Show might go
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through the Alps to the West Coast, do a show there,
attend the festival. If you are interested in that, head
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Speaker 2 (18:37):
We could create a scenario the Big Show on the
train of like a murder mystery.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Well, I was thinking along the lines of the Crunchy
Bar head from the eighties that one sure do bloody
good one.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
This is a milky bar kid on the milky Bar
and the Crunchy Bar.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
The crunchy Bar one is yeah. God, that was back
when they used to spend a lot of money on advertising.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Great great ad that one there. I'll get it up
for you, man, and I'll show you the end too.
You get it up for me, I will.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
The hold achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
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Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to the big show brought you
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You hate that one? Maybe I love that one?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah? Who's voicing those by the way.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
No one's voicing them.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
They're being recorded from live situations like the actual around
New Zealand. Yes, so someone's gone to a comedy show
and someone genuinely with a comically deep voice tried to
pass that off as a joke.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
To be honest, if I was able to cracked up
with it, that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And so the one when he wakes up and he's
dreamed about Reburger, Yeah, someone was actually live by his bed.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
What we do is we actually go out and we
sort of follow people home that have bought Reburger, and
then we break into their houses and we plant bags
and we record it just see if there's any Reburger chat,
and oftentimes there is.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Because you've been to Reburger heaps, right, Jason, totally. Yes,
I wouldn't be surprised if someone's followed you home and
put a listening device under your bed.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
So they could possibly be me being recorded.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Actually, I don't know that i'd feel very comfortable about
being recordable.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Stuff under my bed too bad, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Yeah, man, it's just too bad, you know what Reburger like.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, I'm just not sure the stuff that goes on
in my bedroom what Reburger would necessarily be into.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Ah yeah, I think complete silence there. Down with it, sobbing,
that's sweet with it.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hold Archy.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Green Day on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This Tuesday afternoon.
The time fourteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Failer has just been doing some thinking about our show
and the evolution of our show and how he can
take this already extremely successful product, yeah and sort of
take it to that next level, you know.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
And as part of this, I was looking around at
what other stations are doing.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
It's smart, man, Yeah, that's really smart from you. Yeah right, yeah, Ethindex,
because we do sort of run out of ideas, so
let's just steal them.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Well, I wasn't really thinking so much that would steal
ideas because I hate it when people do that.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Oh, I mean, it happens to us all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
But that's because our ideas are amazing.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
So like the other day, I was listening to one
of the other stages. I heard someone calling them Tony yeah,
and I was like, god, steal our ideas much?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I think it was Tony Streets Show actually.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But one of the ideas I've had is I was
in the kitchen the en there was a poster up
Jonathan ben On. Yeah, oh yeah, they're doing a twenty
four hour handball thing. They're playing it for twenty four hours,
and it's like a publicity thing.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
You'd be good at that. Well, thanks, man, I used
to play a bit of handball back in the day.
You still do.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I was thinking we should do twenty four hours of
something as well, publicity stunt, you know, it gets people talking,
and twenty.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Four hours of us broadcasting say doing something.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
So we're just going to figure out what it should
be and if anyone's got ideas three four eight three,
feel free to text them through.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Is that not stealing their idea?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Well, you know, I mean, who's Who's Who's Who's me?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
You're stealing that?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yeah, Well, we're not going to do their exact idea.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, no, I think it's a pretty stock standard kind
of radio thing. Magi twenty four hour broadcast. Yeah, okay,
now I've just had a vision. Call me crazy that
we do a twenty four hour broadcast.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
But keatsy, yeah over here, over here, I has to
do it on all four.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I was looking over his shoulder the whole time.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
That's great.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Well, look and in a bathtub, because you do that
thing from the bathtub at sky City or a bathtub
and the bathtub over the shoulder.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Yes, no, And I love guys.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Can I just start with I love the energy, I
love the enthusiasm, But it's not so much I lot
Keysy's in the bath for twenty four hours. It's more
like we're doing something that'll get the media talking because
you have raised any like skin fingers in that.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Yeah, and that will be funny once we get to
like the fifth or sixth day, next.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Four what do you mean fifth or six day?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
I feel like we should round it. That was at
twenty four hours. It should be like one hundred you'd
round it. You just round it one hundred hours in
the bathtub.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Do you think you could do that?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Keezy one hundred hours in the bathtub on all fours,
looking over your shoulder.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
I mean, of course, yes, I do that for the show.
We've got the knee pair.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Of tug nudge pains.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Cool, so your knees would be fine.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Well, I was just thinking it'll be a bit more
I don't know, like a bit more stuff. Hat like
us trying to do something. You know how we could
spice it up. Hell man, Look you're in the bathtub
one hundred hours on all fours, looking over your shoulder,
wearing your jacket that's got Tony on it.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
Right?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Is that good? Is that? Jason go off? I reckon?
Well three f three.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
If no one's got any better ideas otherwise, I guess
we'll just be doing that one.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
How do you have a better idea than that?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I just can't think it.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
One.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
There's ay give us a called a one hundred Hodarky.
By the way, if you've got any ideas.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy,
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Hero Smith There on the radio Holdarkey Big Show. This
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five twenty seven and Casey's
been having a few thoughts about the Big Show doing
something a little bit different and doing a one hundred
hour broadcast to sort of up in the numbers to
get a bit of public attention. Well, AKA like Ben
and what's his name?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
John and Gin and yeah, yeah, but can I just
say it's not one hundred hour broadcast, which is a
twenty four hour publicity start was what I was thinking.
It's turned into one hundred hours of also broadcast.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
But if you're thinking though that we'd get more cut
through and possibly a little bit of earned media.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Keys, that's what it's all about.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Yeah, that free media coverage twenty four hours is great,
but one hundred hours wow, Wow.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Totally, But it depends what we're doing, because so far,
the best we've got, you guys come up with just
me in a bathtub, years on all fours looking back
over my shoulder for one hundred straight hour jacket. Right,
someone's also added in here while Hoidy J watches him
eating chips and doing a midnight steamer.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
So like, you know, doing the midnight steamer in the bar,
I don't know that I want to watch you doing
a midnight steamer.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Keys, at some stage you would do a steamer.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You put me in a bathtub for one hundred hours,
whats more meeting. And also I think people would get
a real kick out of seeing you know, Officer Mogi
doing it, you know Hoidy, these established guys doing some
sort of wacky publicity stut.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not feeling that because it's
sort of dragging out. That's that's that old stuff. This
is all about the big show. Yes, it's all about
the cool characters we create here, right, Okay, so Tony tick, Yeah,
that's such a cool character.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
I mean, there's there's an element of hody Is and
Mogi there. I get you. I get you there as
well Causy.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
But to me, it sort of seems like houghdy J
and myself will be there doing the radio show and
sort of keeping people up to date with what you're doing, Yeah,
which is being on falls on all fours, looking at and.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Can I just say so with that setup with you
looking over your shoulder on all fours with your Tony
jacket on, will be obviously directly behind you broadcasting, yeah,
because you'll be looking back at us.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Well, hody J will be at the business end. I'll
be up around your head. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, and you've got to be holding the mic too.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
So I'm not broadcasting. I'm in a bathtub for one
hundred hours.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Well you've got broadcast.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
What do you mean you're broadcasting? Yeah, I think what
you're telling me.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
You don't think Bono and Gina broadcasting while they're doing
their twenty four hours of handball.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, maybe I'm doing twenty four. I'm doing one hundred
and a tub. You're a backbone.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
We could maybe get you one of those sort of
Madonna microphones. Yes, you know, so you don't have to
hold the he hit it. Yeah, so, because imagine called.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
In the business a Madonna microphone, such a current reference, Jason.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Because you know I'm imagining at some stage and this
is what will make it great radio. Yes, is that
you'll cramp up a little bit because you're looking over
your shoulder for one hundred hours.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So looking over your shoulder, which adds another dimension.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Now, another idea we could have, Tony, would be that
we could have one of those things where listeners come
along and they put their hand on a car and
the last one to have their car wins the car, right,
So like your truck will use your truck. You can
win Tony's truck. Can you imagine the coverage will get?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
That is.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Like the only downside of that, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
The only downside of that is who really wants to
win at Tony's truck?
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yeah, that's the only downside of that. Yeah. Cool, Well, look,
let's keep spitballing.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I mean, like, for example, there's great texts coming in
on three for eight three, cooking the Man some eggs
for twenty four hours?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Jason, which man?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Twenty four hours at Reburger?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Oh yeah, you know that will give you Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Twenty four hour broadcast. Keezy is saying nothing at all.
You know, these are all great ideas.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Still, I haven't heard one that surpasses our idea though.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Yeah, Actually, we're radio guys, you know that's true.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
That's what we do.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Let's just leave this to Bonto and Gine. We'll think
of some other waky stuff.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Yeah, and actually, what have we got coming up later
in the show casey, it feels like we've got have
we got what's on the dinner with Kesey the evening?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Well?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, well we will be doing that later on.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Great great looking forward to by the way dinner on
three four eight three.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
It's way too early for that, but okay.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Four on Radio Weird Hot.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Jilly Pepper is there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty minutes to five. Hey, folers,
it's up. Do you like a bit of basketball action.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
You know?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Bounce bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Done, dunky poo poof.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Yeah, that's a true pointed poof.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
The Beanshid Breakers are taking on the El war Hawks
tomorrow nights, and Hadarky and the Benzid Breakers are officially
same here, Mante the same, but we're officially one big,
happy family. And as part of that, they've given us
a backbone bench which is sideline for pretty much every
single game, the home game this entire season. And if
(29:56):
he takes bench to three four eight three, and you
can get yourself to a Aukland to the game.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
It's up here in Auckland.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
But if you take spinch to three four eight three,
you're in the chance for you and three mates to
be sitting courtside at the very next home game.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
How can I tell you what?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I've never been to a Breakers match, but I'm intending
to do it this season.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Apparently it's a great night out. Everyone says it's a
great night out, and I'll love a bit of poor.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Faction, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Three point out?
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Sorry? What was that last week?
Speaker 4 (30:25):
That was like the buzzer because he just got it
in and to again.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, yeah, I think you need to go to a
basketball game, Jase, because none of those sound to fix
are correct?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Head bastard? How's live? Good on your mate? How are
you obviously like a bit of basketball? There's Zach.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, I'm just about to go and play my social
Leagua game.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
What's the name of your team? Man? Shooting blanks? Can
I enjoin?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
I could be your mascot? How good I could be doing?
Jesus on the sign a game shooting bank. That's such
a good idea.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
That just reminds me. Didn't you used to play social basketball, Kesy?
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I just the pine I did.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Man, I was on Zach's team.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Oh you're on Zach?
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Yeah? Man?
Speaker 5 (31:14):
He bingched me?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Remember that guy started bullying me mid game? So but anyway,
Zach all that stuff aside. Man, are you keen to
go along to this week's Breakers game?
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Yeah, all right mate.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Well good news is you've got yourself four tickets to
set sideline.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Man.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Thank you, enjoy the game, have a great time, man,
and good luck to the shooting blanks on Tonight's being
Social game.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
But I was going to say, health humiliating being in
the shooting blanks and riding the pine. You can't even
get in the starting line now shooting banks.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
That is shockingly humiliating, Jase.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I wasn't actually in shooting blanks all right, Well not now, yeah,
not anymore?
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Any you got ejected?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, can you start that again?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Because I want you to join up again because I
enjoyed you playing such your basketball. You didn't come and
watch me once, yeah, but I just loved your stories
about it.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
There was one story about me getting bullied.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy Nirvana.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
I just want to have a serious chap for a moment,
for sure. I came out to the car to the
today there there's my car, yes, my tea truck right,
and came out the here to go to the gym and.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Lo and behold.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
And I don't know, if you've got kids in the
car and you're driving on the motorway at the moment,
just turn around, drive with your knees and just turn
around and put your fingers in their ears. Somebody had
done a steamer on my car.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Wow, that's vandalism, you were joking. It's not good. There's bizarre.
They obviously knew it was yours.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Well, I don't know, maybe maybe they just needed to
go and my car was the nearest, and so they
went on the roof.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Never mind, you know, was it in your driveway? No,
it was on the roof of the car.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
No, but I mean was your car and the driveway.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
We don't have a driveway driveway, so it was out
on the streets. So somebody just walked along and thought,
oh yeah, climbed up on your car, up on the car,
and then and then done it. Yeah. Now we're new
to the neighborhood. We had a few couple of mates
were up from Wellington on Friday, so that went to
about three in the morning. We've had a couple of
(33:35):
relatively late ones, but I think we keep it pretty quiet. Yeah,
but maybe I've offended somebody locally.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Too.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Sure. I'm not too sure. You think that if you
had disgusting.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Fou it was in my day, if someone you know,
done poos on your roof, done poos on the roof
of my.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Car didn't make mine.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
You're right, you'd think like if someone in the neighborhood
was upset at you or whatever, they you know, maybe
put a note in the box, the little box or something.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Yeah, that's right, come and knock on the door and
have a chat to me about it, mano or mano.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Something along the lines of, if you're going to keep
me awake all night next time I'm on a shit
on the roof of your car.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
There should be some kind of a warning system in place. Definitely. Well,
it's gone zero to one hundred, as the kids say that.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, yeah, I mean to be fair, I mean that
could have happened to my car. I wouldn't know because
I can't see on the roof.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
No, that's true. Well, the other thing is, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
It's kind of it's kind of pointless because if they're
trying to get a message across, I don't know what
the message is. About you know, what exactly is the
thing that I've done wrong?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
You're doing it? What behavior would you like me to stop?
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Well? There.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
It also could be like there could be no motive
at all, just a random person deciding it might be
funny to do poose on a teeter.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
It might have been that they.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Just needed to go and they didn't have a plastic
back because because if you go on the lawn or
anything like that, you have to pick it up. Yeah yeah,
on the grass. Yeah yeah, if you go someone's car,
that rule doesn't apply. Keasy, what I mean, I'm loathed
asked this question? But what are we looking? I mean,
what's she looking like? On the roof of the blue blue?
(35:07):
It's like a light blue sky. It's the same color
on the roof as a whole car, like a blight blue.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
No, I mean I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Colored painted sort of a mixture really of sort of
a whitey white and gray and brown and black.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Right, And how big is it? What's normal? I don't know, Like, well,
you know, three tubes like a message? Oh yeah, no,
nothing like that. It was more of a it's like
a drive by.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
It was more of a look I don't want again
if you're driving, You've got the kids in the car,
drive with your knees, put your fingers in their ears.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
It was like a splattering effect.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Oh right, okay, went across the roof right, sort of
down the windscreen as well.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
You don't think like something that something had maybe flown
past and dropped it off.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Well, people can't fly much. Yeah right, that's that's that
much I know. And was it just the one? It's
had to tell? They looked they looked similar, but it
looked like it was one event, right to know for sure?
Yeah right, okay, Well, yeah, I mean I don't know
(36:19):
what it is. I don't know what it could be.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
That is crazy. It's crazy if anyone knows anything. Three
four eight three because I looked up because we were
packed under a tree. Yeah, and I thought the guy
maybe they were still up in the tree, or her.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Maybe the guy maybe the woman had like a nest
up in the tree.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
The whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I welcome back in a mess of bagbone tap. Your
Tuesday night's going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to
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(37:15):
but a chicken burger masala tinder box, but a chicken
loaded fries. We've had some of all of the above.
I personally had the dizzy Dynamite burger for spice lovers.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, which surprised me because you're a wars on that.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Okay, this is a new yarn.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I will smoke you in a spicy food eating Oh
we're run out.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Twenty four hours of spice competition, Bono and Jane. There
is such a confusing sentence, pretty body's just chuned.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but a twenty four hour eating spice
comp Jase you on.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yeah, man, and I'm in luck me in Okay, how.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Are you now listen with your pegs Mike doing it? No,
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
You guys have got the You guys have got the
big challenge game. I'm not big on spice, I'm not kidd.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
So, but you have to do it on all fours.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Looking over your shoulder, yeah man, and a.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Hey, we've got what's on the dinner coming up next?
What's on the dinner plate for you?
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Feels well?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Pugs and I have got After the show tonight we
go to a special PlayStation event with a screening of
a nineteen seventy Summerdai Japanese movie. Right, and I'm hoping
there'll be nibbles there. Yeah, what are you having?
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Well, the last night the wife made a sort of
a Chinese rice a chicken chicken e ricey thingy.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Yes, there's a lot of it, like yeah, like a
stuff right. I like that. Yeah, there's a lot of it.
I thought, who's going to eat all that?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Well?
Speaker 6 (38:32):
I ate all of it today, so it's gone. I
think we're meant to be in that for dinner tonight,
but she would have got home, she'll be fear Yeah,
because it's all gone.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Brother, I ate it.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Well, we're running with a very similar theme tonight. I'm
I had the idea of a Binto box.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
That was your idea?
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (38:47):
It was my Bento boxes, and so.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I went and got all the ingredients. So we're gonna
have ben Too boxes. Clumb the chicken fies.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Cutsutsu cutso chicken.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Hm?
Speaker 5 (38:58):
You left it at home for your wife to make.
But you got all the I.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Want to make it right now because then it would
be a bit stale by the time I got home.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yeah, because we're still doing the show. Mike. Oh yeah,
I figured that.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Speaking of the show. By the way, I want to
know what you're having for tea? Give us a text
on three four eight three, coming up next, what's on
the dinner, New Zealand. If you text it through three
four eight three, you get yourself fifty dollars Reburg about you.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
You forgot with me?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Keezy, here's Inky Berzy The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
But right now it's time four.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Oh yeah, Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's on
the dinner with me?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Kick me?
Speaker 3 (39:42):
If you don't know what what's on the dinner means?
It's what's for tea? New Zealand is another way you
might say it, Fellers.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
No, well, yeah, you're just going to confuse it. Yeah,
I'm going to confuse it.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
Keep it simple, Geezy like it was called that, but
that was years ago, was it?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Three four eight three, you're texting what you're having for dinner.
We read it out on the radio and then you
might get a fifty dollars reeburg about your great one
here fellas good a guys hairy here. Yes, tonight I'm
having a hickory bacon pizza, Venison sausages and Bay of
Island oysters.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Bay of Island oisters. They're good eating.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Hickory bacon pizza, venison sauces, Bay of Island oysters. That
sounds amazing.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
A bit of overkilled me. There's a few too many meats. Yeah, yeah,
it surf and turf.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Well on pizza. I think.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
I think that the hickory bacon pizza is one thing,
Venison sausages is one thing, and the oysters are one thing.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
That's what I'm saying. It's a lot of different things.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, why would you check a venison sausage in between
your pizza and your oysters?
Speaker 5 (40:47):
Basically, he's not going to sandwich it all together.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
And the pizza then how into a sausage and oyster.
Speaker 6 (40:54):
It might be delicious, yeah, but it might be like
a shed. There might be six of them. Yeah, but
when it's a salad.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Oh yeah, where's the steamed brock.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
Where's the mashed potatoes to go with the sausages?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Sorry, guys, my ba, I just got a text. Hey, guys, Harry,
who don you here? I forgot to mention and also
got steamed broccoli, salad and mashotatoes.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Well, hang with the oysters.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
You're kidding me, man, that is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Ohez just tixt again. Get a guys, Harry Houdini here again?
I just decided to flag the oysters in the end.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
What a loser. That was a bit.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
But do you like an oyster murgy?
Speaker 5 (41:31):
I love an oyster? Yeah, shame especially a mountain oyster.
Didn't They used to call you old oyster murgy?
Speaker 6 (41:38):
No, mountain oister is actually the knackers of a goat.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yes, blesh.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
This sement rules, man, Hey, get a guys Fred here Floodstone.
Fred Flintstone texted on like a dinosaur's foots or something that's.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
So unlikely on a rock. A rock is texting.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Probably has more mobile phone capabilities than your phone, Jay,
what's for tea salmon for my wife's birthday?
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Salmon? For well?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
In what context? I mean? How is he doing it?
Is he cooking?
Speaker 8 (42:24):
It?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Is it? Sheets? Of salmon? Is it cold?
Speaker 6 (42:27):
I guess fire was fire invented back then for Fred Frontstone.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah yeah, and if they had salmon though.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
Also does Wilma like salmon? That's true? Yeah, I know
that she's got a pill necklace.
Speaker 7 (42:42):
I think Betty does. Billy does.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Billy loves it, Yeah, so does Barney. What about bam bam?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Wow, Yeah, she's just a baby.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
What about Dino Dino Dino?
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no he doesn't.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
And Pebbles Badam is a boy. Yeah, he's really strong. Yeah,
bam bam. What is the segment again? Oh?
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Do you want know the text about dinner? You could
get a feelers OLLI here?
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Oh right, nice?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Uh no, just Ollie Ollie with a y broccoli sandwich
with a dash of lemon.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Better than it sounds.
Speaker 8 (43:25):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
That's that's ruined my night.
Speaker 6 (43:30):
A broccoli sandwich with a dash of lemon butter on it.
There's no crack paper there to.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Be honest, fellers, that's the sort of thing my wife
would eat.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
More to the point, it's the kind of things you'd make.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
The whole Aching Big Show with JS, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
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Speaker 3 (44:06):
Yeah, that's right, head to Hudak you dot co, dot
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were to get married again, yeah, maybe let's say you
won this camp even though you can't or we can't. Man, Yeah,
because when you renew your vows, do you essentially have
(44:28):
like a whole new wedding ceremony? Is that how it works?
Speaker 6 (44:30):
Well, I'm going to be doing that. I've got that
coming up, you know, Fingers crossed. Yeah, oh right, she
doesn't leave me again, which seems to happen every year.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
But I've got my fiftieth birthday right next year.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Yeah, the following year and the following year earlier, the
following year, my wife turns forty, right, and then and
oh I need to get this right.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
May as our ten year wedding anniversary.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
So then we're going to have our hunt fifty forty ten,
We're going to have one hundredth and it's going to
go for probably a week.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
How good it's going to be. Good fellas.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Just so just the three of us, Okay, I just
sort of talk about old times and that.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
Well, just just the three of us partners or no, no,
just the three of us.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
I thought I'd sell her my wife's ring and just
get a carrot, yeah, over carrots, a good resale value,
and then they'll just pay for us a trip to Fiji.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Weirdly enough, in my household, there's been quite a bit
of chat about redoing, you know, the old wedding and
vows and all that sort of stuff, coming from different directions,
and I don't know where it's come from.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Well, surely there's only one other direction than you that
it could come from the roof.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
No, from the family, from you know what I mean,
from other people. Go, guys should do this.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
We should keep their bloody noses out to be fair,
I think what you need to as we discussed, there
any you need to redo your proposal?
Speaker 5 (45:52):
Yeah, well I do.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
And here's you ever think fellas I never bought my
wife an engagement ring?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Is that bad?
Speaker 8 (45:59):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (45:59):
It's funnycause, as you said, you did.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
A wedding ring, not an engagement We were too break
broke for that.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
Sort of carry well, this is kind of the beauty
of it.
Speaker 6 (46:08):
Jason's you know what you could do was and this
is what we've got as part of this Diamonds on
Richmond set up here with the eight thousand dollars engagement ring.
You can also get your hands on a nudge pad
and that's this little knee pad that you put on
j so you can get down on one knee and propose.
Did you get down on one knee man to propose?
I mean no, tell me you weren't just like in
bed or something.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
With there's like none of your business keys.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Holdak you dot co dot in Z head along there,
register yourself and you can win that eight thousand dollars
Diamonds on Richmond engagement rings.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
The Darky Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in and four on Radio Hodg.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Well there you go in there said that's the big
show down and dusted this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
That's shown. It was a good show that I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah, really pass all that up with your pagsan send
it straight to the Radio Awards.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 6 (47:12):
Is it possible that we could just be nominated as
individuals for Best Show? I don't know, a good question,
because it sometimes feels like some of us are firing
and others aren't. It's hard, it's a moments impossible to
all be firing on the same show.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
Yeah, today I kind of felt we were.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yea one percent, we were all firing on all cylinders,
on all cylinders. But it be a bit weird if we, like,
you know, nominated just ourselves, you know, I feel like
that would be a bit weird for a team show.
Speaker 6 (47:41):
Yeah, because we're ten, Well maybe we should think outside
the box. That's I think is you're trying to get
a new audience, and so you've got the ideas that
you're still enough Bono and gen about doing twenty four
hours of this or that. Yeah, you know, just another idea, man,
what's just not Kezy wins. No, but that's what I'm
saying because you know you'll have to imagine it.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Yeah, man, it would be cool.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Actually, hey, now listen, what what's the podcast outro clip today?
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Kezy Ezy?
Speaker 5 (48:12):
This cup is about old Kezy getting on the darts.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
What I'm more what.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
I'm more concerned about is Kezy getting on the darts,
because you know what he's like.
Speaker 6 (48:22):
But the thing is, Keysy can have a dart, just
look like the sikest mother on earth and then give
it up the next day.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
This gross. It's just fun to do and it gives
me nothing.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
Yeah, but you better have your den ebjeckted on when
you're smoking darts.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
The't want to.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yes, that's about That's about me maybe having a dart
while I'm in Fiji.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yeah, yeah, because Maggie's going to sabotage old Hoidy.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
J don't do it, Jase, you can't make the rest
of the will give up smoking, mate, all right. Also,
I'm going to have to come to tunes with at
some point, mate. Might as well be while you're on
a huge holiday for ten days.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Over in feature, I feel like I just witnessed him
decide that he's going to start smoking.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
No, man, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
It's Jay No, no, no, I'll just have to make
sure I'm loaded up on the old vape.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
I bet your hundred bucks he does. If you were not,
I would not try.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
No, I'm not going to make that bet either.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Do you remember the very the very start of the
Big Show where you guys gave up the darts, like
five years ago or something.
Speaker 6 (49:25):
I had a post on my on my Instagram of
me smoking my last cigarette. That was in twenty and eighteen.
It's bad, said.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Hey, now listen.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Make sure you check out the Instagram account by the way,
there's lots going on there. Also check out all the
podcast We'll be back, same time, same place tomorrow till then,
see you later.
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that now listen, Mogiuh how's life man? You got over
your Monday ites?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Man, I just sort of woke up this morning much
like that fellow there that we were recording somehow that
woke up dreaming of having dreamed of rebook.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I woke up brand you today great, so good, that's great.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Sweep last night just handies feeling handies all day? Man,
have you been feeling handies because you look at handies man?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Thanks Man.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I initially, as I was talking in the podcast outra,
I didn't have to start to the day I wanted
to know, but then I pivoted and had a very positive,
very enlightening day I feel about it. So I'm feeling
pretty pumped. How you going, Tony.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
There it is?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I'm feeling a hondies as well. Man. Do you like
feeling a handies Jace?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Because a lot of people, I don't know if you
guys know this, but people have been saying one hundred
percent for the last sort of sex to twelve months
or so, then that change to a handy P. People
there say handy P. So I'm just going handies, man,
full hand full handy. So I'm just changing it up
to just be aware of that because I'll just sort
of mess with the lingo a little bit. You were,
you know, just stand your toes.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm feeling a sparkling one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh so you're feeling a handies. You're feeling handies?
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Man?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
You like feeling handies, Jason, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Not going to fall into one of you. You know
bull gegs.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Well you'll have a bull geg feeling a handy's nuts.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Ah, yeah, exactly. Hey, now listen, it's so good Maggie.
What have we got coming up on the show?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Oh, Jason, it's a help of a question. And I'm
glad you asked.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
What's happening on the Big Show with old moments? Tell
you what.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
There's been some bloody interesting stuff happening in the news guys.
And I don't know if you're crossed this, but there's
been some driver's licenses around the country that have been
revoked as a result of some assessors taking cash for
license is absolutely disgraceful. I'm also having a look at
Art History Jays, which I know you're a big fan
of in school. It's been removed from the school curriculum.
(03:09):
The Big Show investigates why. And also we're about to
head into a big Pole statue in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The Hodarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Is indeed Queen There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock,
which means it's time for the Big Pole. And the
question today is spring worse than winter. Your thoughts yay
(03:45):
or nay?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
You can text us on three four eight three or
call us an eight hundred hodarchy. And you can also
get yourself in the draw for a fifty dollars reburg
a voucher by doing one of those two things.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Can I kick this off, phellows please by saying that
I think it is right now for winter. When you
head into winter, you know kind of what you're getting,
you know what I mean, And you go, all right,
it's time to hit down us up right?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Well, you know, you just stay inside watching TV, stay inside.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You know it's But then again, once you have.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Beautiful days crisp clear, they call them bluebirds.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, bluebirds, you know what you're getting. Then spring arrives
and you go, yeah, boys, here we go. We're all
feeling pumped up in the studio. We're going feel of
springers here it's upon us. And then it pesses down
for a month.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah, and it's even more destructive because there's.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
A feeling of hope there is, there's a feeling of yes,
we got through winter.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Now the good let the good times begin.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know, the beers he's at the bar outside. You know,
the long sunny days. It never happens. It just pesses
down for a month, and you always for some reason
forget it.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Right, are you?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Are you looking for spring to just suddenly switch overnight
to long hot days with no rain pretty much?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yes, because it's a transition season.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It is a transition. But I'll give it two or
three days of transition and then boom, I want to
get into it.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Yeah, right, okay, that's right. I guess what would be
good would be if there was a bit of a max.
I understand there has to be rain for the flowers
to grow, Jason, Sure, for the grass, you know, because
so the lambs have got something to eat when they
come out of their mum's geezy.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
But what would be nice if it would be if
sprinkled in there was some sunny days, some warmer weather.
But it's not like that at all, is it. It's
just garbage. And the amount of times that I've come
into the studio and had to hear you j say
spring is sprung, Yeah, and you say it a lot,
and it never has and it doesn't spring until it
(05:50):
becomes summer, which is in December.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's that's just me trying to lift the feel of spirits,
you know what I mean, because you guys should have
always come out dragging your asses and your bottom lip
quivering there, and I'm like, come on, fellas spring is sprung,
but this is what I'm talking about. You go, yeah, boys,
is going to be great, and then it's just shiit house.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So when you're saying that, are you just saying it
to the boys, Well, I'm saying it's quite sexiss.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And I'm gonna be honest in my own mind, despite
the evidence that I've had every single year, I always
have a feeling of hope and optimism and I.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Go, yeah, thank god, we made it.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
There is that period you get two or three days
of wanting I hear it is, then it's changed and
there bang freezing cold. It always seems to happen. Is
when I think, oh, yeah, no, weather has changed out,
top man. Yes, so take one of the blankets off
the bed that night, cold snap, freezing cold shit out.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
So soon as it goes to sprague, you take a
blanket off.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
No, No, as soon as we have a few days
of good weather, right I once spring has already begun
and we're a bit of a way into it. Yeah,
then that's when I'll take it over the bed and
then you get one of the cold steps.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah you know, yeah, one hundred percent. Well what do
you think he's on? Three four eight three? Is spring
worse than winter? You can also call us on eight
hundred Hodarky.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
If you call us Ondack, you just might get yourself
live on a fifty dollars reboog about you. And that's okay,
that's madness, man, Hey, Hondis, here's Oasis.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Definlip it There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty seven minutes past four o'clock.
We're talking and asking the question, is spring worse than winter?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Big?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
What do you reckon? Quinn?
Speaker 8 (07:43):
A chase American springs utter ships house?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, it's us a ship house. I like that, Quinn?
Are you a scientist?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Man?
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Novel novel?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
This is just your own experience? How does it play
out for you?
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Here's the thing. Winter you can go snowball and spring.
Now summer you can go to the beach. Thanks, just
be there on the other season, springs just nothing going on.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, it's just passing down the whole time.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Let's be honest, Quint and blowing a gale as well?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
And blowing a gale?
Speaker 8 (08:17):
How are you howling a gale?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Quinn? Just quickly, man, what do you do for a
crust salesman? While you get yourself fifty reburg about you?
Thanks for getting involved.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Beautiful cheer mate. Good on you. Why wouldn't you ring
if you can get a free voucher?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
This is the thing I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That's what you're trying to get through to people being great?
Tis here on three four eight three Spring and ship house.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Oh that's very much agreeing with what when we're saying, yeah,
Rady b is yes, springing.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
If off, I'd rather have double winter, U s winter
is coming. That is such a.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Cool reference, Joe, Thanks man, Spring is garbage, although spring
for me means white bait. Fell as the coasters love spring,
bring it on?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Well that's interesting because also there's another one here that says, hey, guys,
Chris from sunnys The then here spring sucks worse than Auckland.
I live there for teen years in the most depressing
months of the year are spring, and I think that's
our experience, isn't it. Because we are here in Auckland
and I was having a look and apparently rain They
have rainy season up here, various depending on where you
are in the country, but from here it goes from
(09:28):
mid May to mid October.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
And certainly that's how it feels now.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
I think because you hear the word spring, you think, oh,
it's going to get sunny, but it actually continues to
pour down. But apparently from the middle of October the
rain goes starts to go away, and we start seeing
more dry weather.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
That is actually a fun fact. I feel like that
should know public knowledge.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It is good to know.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
That should be Then let's rename that day, which I
believe is October seventeenth.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
We're going to make that the first day of spring.
Moving forward.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I agree with you come because I fall for it
every time you do. I fall for it every time,
and every time I get wound up and Ef and
Jeff all over the place.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
You say you're falling for like mother Nature is trying
to play a prank.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Well she is playing it.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I think she's got a real nasty sense of human
mother nature.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Is it a real person? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Flowers are meant to sort of burst. There's TETs in
the trees, you know what I mean. And the birds
are tweeting and twerking wit to woo to who.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
The bird's twerking? Plenty of birds tworkings hot.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio the Radio Hodarchy gig A little fund
is open?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well what fund you?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
This is gig a little thanks to our mates. It's superlicky.
They've given us ten grand in cash to give away
to get people gigging again. So whenever you hear that
on care you call us an one hundred hoduck. Can
you win two hundred fifty bucks?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
How good man?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Get a mark your mad Bassett Hell's life? Yeah not
too bad?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Hell are you guys?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Good? Thanks Mark?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
What do you do down in christ Jurch?
Speaker 7 (11:14):
There for a crust for.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Mcgraphic designer for a printing company.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey, just on that front, you should design a new
big show backbone T shirt.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Hey, give it a go, Yeah, give it a nudge,
will give you five grand?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Yeah okay, just checking my hang on, just checking Mike quickly,
do we have permission to sign them up and pay? No?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
No, no, I assume we're paying them.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh you've already seen that.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah right, I mean he's a professional.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It's a binding agreement, you know what I mean? Good stuff, Mark,
Now tell me what do you want to go and see?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
I want to see you to Dave Doblin and Christ Church.
Oh yeah, you're right. Where about is he playing? Man?
Speaker 8 (11:58):
You're playing in the Quick town Hall and christ.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Legend And yeah, he's an absolute mad bastard. You know,
got to be careful because he is a knight. But
Jez is a sick.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I've had the pleasure of sort of being involved. Wow,
it sounds like I'm having a sexual relationship.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
And you had the pleasure.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I've had quite a few sort of meetings with old
Dave Dobbin. He's a very funny man. That's what people forget.
He's very very funny, and he is a mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So whether you go, Mark, hopefully you tell some of
his jokes in that. Yeah at the town Hall, Mate,
you've got two and fifty bucks stance to super Liquor.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Oh thanks, super Liquor and the Hurriarie.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
You'll be able to see some of those conversations. Mark
TV is doing a new series called Conversations with Yoda
and Hog.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Oh is that Jason? Dave Dobbin? Wow, I'd watch the
hell out of that?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Got to be great.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Actually, I'd love to do that. Can we you've got
a new podcast studio, mate man?
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can. Absolutely, we'll do that hole
shoot the ships?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, but a chimmy chat because Dave Dobbin wasn't the
New Zealand artist you had that affair with?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Right? Who was it? Was it Jordan Luck? Is that right?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, I didn't have an affair with Jordan. No, no, no, right,
are you thinking my affair?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah? No, that was Jenny Shipley. Ah No, it was
a musician, wasn't it? No? Wasn't No, she plays Jenny Shipley,
she plays the mouth or very well? Is that right? Jason?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Isn't it sound Garden?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show This Tuesday afternoon,
the time four forty nine, Let's talk tv fels. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Is yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Yeah, come on, just quickly, fellows. I'm still watching Black Rabbit.
But it's a very tense show. Jason Bateman Jude Law
on Netflix. It's a series about a deadbeat brother and
another brother that's constantly dragging them out of trouble. But
they're both in trouble as it turns out, Yes and stuff.
But I think I'll be watching it by myself for
(14:20):
the duration. It's too it's too tense for my wife
to enjoy it. You can watch it, and even for myself,
I'm not sure I'm enjoying it because it's just two
characters going through hell idiots.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Can I do you know what I mean? Just on
that that's on Netflix on Netflix here.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
So last night, right, I said to my wife, Hey,
we need to find a new show to watch. I
don't want to watch Green Designs. I don't want to
watch Country Calendar. You know, I'm sick of the fowls
making fun of me. Let's just find a new show
and just give it a crack. She's like, okay, cool.
And then I've been told a few times you gotta
watch because we loved Apple, Upper Middle Bogan, the Aussie
Common the same and someone I was like, you should
(15:00):
watch Liz Norton on Netflix.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I was the comedy, actiony thing, right, yeah. I watched
about two minutes. It might quite often anything you don't
like I like, and it's true. That's true.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
So I was like, let's watch this. We watched the
little trailer thing. It looked kind of funny. I was
a bit of action based on some novels or something.
Watched the first episode afterwards said did you enjoy that?
To my wife, she's like, I didn't enjoy it, but
you were enjoying it. So we just I just left
it and I was like, hey, what didn't you enjoy
about it? And she's like, because there's a bit where
a guy's slamming another guy's head in a car door,
(15:31):
and she's like that that was very annoying for me
because I just didn't think that was very necessary. And
I was like, okay, so the action, and she's like,
and also I felt bad for the main character because
all the same as the thing you're saying, all this
bad stuff's happening to him and no matter what he does,
the bad stuff won't go away, and I just feel
really bad for him.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Yeah, it's okay, cool, So there's the stakes are too high.
We've watched something with pretty much zero steaks.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
You guys have got weird partners man, we do.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Nah, But I also felt I felt the same way,
where it's just you're not watching it enjoying it. It's
just things happened to characters that they've made you care about,
and it just becomes a stressful experience. Yes, and there
was some events in it which I didn't like.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Well, so your wife is living that reality.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Following on from that fellas, I started watching Monster.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
The Ed Gains Story, Yeah, let me tell you about it.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
He's a serial Killer or Ed Gains.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Story is the third season of the American biographical crime
drama and anthology series Monster, created by Ed Brennan for Netflix.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
The season focuses.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
On convicted murderer, grave robber, and suspected serial killer Ed Gain.
Now you're talking about stress, You're talking about, you know,
caring about the cas. I could only get through half
an episode and I was like, this is too gross,
(17:00):
this is too heenous, and even I can't deal with it,
even you. And my wife was going, oh god, bloody,
how seriously, it just got sick, right, okay, it got sick?
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Did it get sick?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
And I was like, I'm not doing this. I mean,
I like a bit of serial killer action man, but
this was there goes beyond that.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
What kind of stuff was he robbing out of the grave?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
This is where it gets sick. And I just went
I'm not watching that. That's just going to ruin my
mental health.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
How many busies out of five? Do you give it?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Half a busy?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Right at five?
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Right?
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Okay? And that was on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Yes, don't do it to yourself, New zeal And, don't
do it.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
There's Norton.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I'd give a solid sort of three busies out of
five based on that one episode. Pretty entertaining, pretty funny
bit of lighthearted action. My wife gives it zero busies
out of five.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Here's a Pecksi's the Hurdichy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hodak.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
The Pixies there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
The Pixies fellas Pixies.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I think this was three years ago. We had this
argument here we did that just called pixies.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
By the way, just the heads up for anyone that's
interested in going along to the hooky ticker Wild Foods Festival.
It's happening again March of next year. If you want
to get tickets Wildfoods dot co dot in Z. But
there has been chat that the Big Show might go
down to christ Church. Jump on the Trans Alpine train
through the Alps to the West Coast, do a show there,
attend the festival. If you are interested in that, head
(18:34):
to Hardak dot co dot Nz. You can win yourself
a free spot on that.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
We could create a scenario the Big Show on the
train of like a murder mystery.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Well, I was thinking along the lines of the Crunchy
Bar head from the eighties that one sure do bloody
good one.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
This is a milky bar kid on the milky Bar
and the Crunchy Bar.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
The crunchy Bar one is yeah. God, that was back
when they used to spend a lot of money on advertising.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Great great ad that one there. I'll get it up
for you, man, and I'll show you the end too.
You get it up for me, I will.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
The hold achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Welcome back him as a backbones. Hope you're surviving your
Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to the big show brought you
by Reburger.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Beef checking vegan and vegetarian options to Reburger, redefining the
norm Boger.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
You hate that one? Maybe I love that one?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah? Who's voicing those by the way.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
No one's voicing them.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
They're being recorded from live situations like the actual around
New Zealand. Yes, so someone's gone to a comedy show
and someone genuinely with a comically deep voice tried to
pass that off as a joke.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
To be honest, if I was able to cracked up
with it, that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And so the one when he wakes up and he's
dreamed about Reburger, Yeah, someone was actually live by his bed.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
What we do is we actually go out and we
sort of follow people home that have bought Reburger, and
then we break into their houses and we plant bags
and we record it just see if there's any Reburger chat,
and oftentimes there is.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Because you've been to Reburger heaps, right, Jason, totally. Yes,
I wouldn't be surprised if someone's followed you home and
put a listening device under your bed.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
So they could possibly be me being recorded.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Actually, I don't know that i'd feel very comfortable about
being recordable.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Stuff under my bed too bad, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Yeah, man, it's just too bad, you know what Reburger like.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, I'm just not sure the stuff that goes on
in my bedroom what Reburger would necessarily be into.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Ah yeah, I think complete silence there. Down with it, sobbing,
that's sweet with it.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hold Archy.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Green Day on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This Tuesday afternoon.
The time fourteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Failer has just been doing some thinking about our show
and the evolution of our show and how he can
take this already extremely successful product, yeah and sort of
take it to that next level, you know.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
And as part of this, I was looking around at
what other stations are doing.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
It's smart, man, Yeah, that's really smart from you. Yeah right, yeah, Ethindex,
because we do sort of run out of ideas, so
let's just steal them.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Well, I wasn't really thinking so much that would steal
ideas because I hate it when people do that.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Oh, I mean, it happens to us all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
But that's because our ideas are amazing.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
So like the other day, I was listening to one
of the other stages. I heard someone calling them Tony yeah,
and I was like, god, steal our ideas much?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I think it was Tony Streets Show actually.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But one of the ideas I've had is I was
in the kitchen the en there was a poster up
Jonathan ben On. Yeah, oh yeah, they're doing a twenty
four hour handball thing. They're playing it for twenty four hours,
and it's like a publicity thing.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
You'd be good at that. Well, thanks, man, I used
to play a bit of handball back in the day.
You still do.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I was thinking we should do twenty four hours of
something as well, publicity stunt, you know, it gets people talking,
and twenty.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Four hours of us broadcasting say doing something.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
So we're just going to figure out what it should
be and if anyone's got ideas three four eight three,
feel free to text them through.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Is that not stealing their idea?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Well, you know, I mean, who's Who's Who's Who's me?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
You're stealing that?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yeah, Well, we're not going to do their exact idea.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, no, I think it's a pretty stock standard kind
of radio thing. Magi twenty four hour broadcast. Yeah, okay,
now I've just had a vision. Call me crazy that
we do a twenty four hour broadcast.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
But keatsy, yeah over here, over here, I has to
do it on all four.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I was looking over his shoulder the whole time.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
That's great.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Well, look and in a bathtub, because you do that
thing from the bathtub at sky City or a bathtub
and the bathtub over the shoulder.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Yes, no, And I love guys.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Can I just start with I love the energy, I
love the enthusiasm, But it's not so much I lot
Keysy's in the bath for twenty four hours. It's more
like we're doing something that'll get the media talking because
you have raised any like skin fingers in that.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Yeah, and that will be funny once we get to
like the fifth or sixth day, next.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Four what do you mean fifth or six day?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
I feel like we should round it. That was at
twenty four hours. It should be like one hundred you'd
round it. You just round it one hundred hours in
the bathtub.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Do you think you could do that?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Keezy one hundred hours in the bathtub on all fours,
looking over your shoulder.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
I mean, of course, yes, I do that for the show.
We've got the knee pair.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Of tug nudge pains.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Cool, so your knees would be fine.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Well, I was just thinking it'll be a bit more
I don't know, like a bit more stuff. Hat like
us trying to do something. You know how we could
spice it up. Hell man, Look you're in the bathtub
one hundred hours on all fours, looking over your shoulder,
wearing your jacket that's got Tony on it.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
Right?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Is that good? Is that? Jason go off? I reckon?
Well three f three.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
If no one's got any better ideas otherwise, I guess
we'll just be doing that one.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
How do you have a better idea than that?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I just can't think it.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
One.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
There's ay give us a called a one hundred Hodarky.
By the way, if you've got any ideas.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy,
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Hero Smith There on the radio Holdarkey Big Show. This
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five twenty seven and Casey's
been having a few thoughts about the Big Show doing
something a little bit different and doing a one hundred
hour broadcast to sort of up in the numbers to
get a bit of public attention. Well, AKA like Ben
and what's his name?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
John and Gin and yeah, yeah, but can I just
say it's not one hundred hour broadcast, which is a
twenty four hour publicity start was what I was thinking.
It's turned into one hundred hours of also broadcast.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
But if you're thinking though that we'd get more cut
through and possibly a little bit of earned media.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Keys, that's what it's all about.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Yeah, that free media coverage twenty four hours is great,
but one hundred hours wow, Wow.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Totally, But it depends what we're doing, because so far,
the best we've got, you guys come up with just
me in a bathtub, years on all fours looking back
over my shoulder for one hundred straight hour jacket. Right,
someone's also added in here while Hoidy J watches him
eating chips and doing a midnight steamer.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
So like, you know, doing the midnight steamer in the bar,
I don't know that I want to watch you doing
a midnight steamer.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Keys, at some stage you would do a steamer.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You put me in a bathtub for one hundred hours,
whats more meeting. And also I think people would get
a real kick out of seeing you know, Officer Mogi
doing it, you know Hoidy, these established guys doing some
sort of wacky publicity stut.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not feeling that because it's
sort of dragging out. That's that's that old stuff. This
is all about the big show. Yes, it's all about
the cool characters we create here, right, Okay, so Tony tick, Yeah,
that's such a cool character.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
I mean, there's there's an element of hody Is and
Mogi there. I get you. I get you there as
well Causy.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
But to me, it sort of seems like houghdy J
and myself will be there doing the radio show and
sort of keeping people up to date with what you're doing, Yeah,
which is being on falls on all fours, looking at and.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Can I just say so with that setup with you
looking over your shoulder on all fours with your Tony
jacket on, will be obviously directly behind you broadcasting, yeah,
because you'll be looking back at us.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Well, hody J will be at the business end. I'll
be up around your head. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, and you've got to be holding the mic too.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
So I'm not broadcasting. I'm in a bathtub for one
hundred hours.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Well you've got broadcast.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
What do you mean you're broadcasting? Yeah, I think what
you're telling me.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
You don't think Bono and Gina broadcasting while they're doing
their twenty four hours of handball.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, maybe I'm doing twenty four. I'm doing one hundred
and a tub. You're a backbone.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
We could maybe get you one of those sort of
Madonna microphones. Yes, you know, so you don't have to
hold the he hit it. Yeah, so, because imagine called.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
In the business a Madonna microphone, such a current reference, Jason.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Because you know I'm imagining at some stage and this
is what will make it great radio. Yes, is that
you'll cramp up a little bit because you're looking over
your shoulder for one hundred hours.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So looking over your shoulder, which adds another dimension.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Now, another idea we could have, Tony, would be that
we could have one of those things where listeners come
along and they put their hand on a car and
the last one to have their car wins the car, right,
So like your truck will use your truck. You can
win Tony's truck. Can you imagine the coverage will get?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
That is.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Like the only downside of that, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
The only downside of that is who really wants to
win at Tony's truck?
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yeah, that's the only downside of that. Yeah. Cool, Well, look,
let's keep spitballing.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I mean, like, for example, there's great texts coming in
on three for eight three, cooking the Man some eggs
for twenty four hours?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Jason, which man?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Twenty four hours at Reburger?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Oh yeah, you know that will give you Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Twenty four hour broadcast. Keezy is saying nothing at all.
You know, these are all great ideas.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Still, I haven't heard one that surpasses our idea though.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Yeah, Actually, we're radio guys, you know that's true.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
That's what we do.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Let's just leave this to Bonto and Gine. We'll think
of some other waky stuff.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Yeah, and actually, what have we got coming up later
in the show casey, it feels like we've got have
we got what's on the dinner with Kesey the evening?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Well?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, well we will be doing that later on.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Great great looking forward to by the way dinner on
three four eight three.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
It's way too early for that, but okay.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Four on Radio Weird Hot.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Jilly Pepper is there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty minutes to five. Hey, folers,
it's up. Do you like a bit of basketball action.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
You know?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Bounce bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Done, dunky poo poof.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Yeah, that's a true pointed poof.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
The Beanshid Breakers are taking on the El war Hawks
tomorrow nights, and Hadarky and the Benzid Breakers are officially
same here, Mante the same, but we're officially one big,
happy family. And as part of that, they've given us
a backbone bench which is sideline for pretty much every
single game, the home game this entire season. And if
(29:56):
he takes bench to three four eight three, and you
can get yourself to a Aukland to the game.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
It's up here in Auckland.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
But if you take spinch to three four eight three,
you're in the chance for you and three mates to
be sitting courtside at the very next home game.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
How can I tell you what?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I've never been to a Breakers match, but I'm intending
to do it this season.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Apparently it's a great night out. Everyone says it's a
great night out, and I'll love a bit of poor.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Faction, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Three point out?
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Sorry? What was that last week?
Speaker 4 (30:25):
That was like the buzzer because he just got it
in and to again.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, yeah, I think you need to go to a
basketball game, Jase, because none of those sound to fix
are correct?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Head bastard? How's live? Good on your mate? How are
you obviously like a bit of basketball? There's Zach.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, I'm just about to go and play my social
Leagua game.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
What's the name of your team? Man? Shooting blanks? Can
I enjoin?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
I could be your mascot? How good I could be doing?
Jesus on the sign a game shooting bank. That's such
a good idea.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
That just reminds me. Didn't you used to play social basketball, Kesy?
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I just the pine I did.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Man, I was on Zach's team.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Oh you're on Zach?
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Yeah? Man?
Speaker 5 (31:14):
He bingched me?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Remember that guy started bullying me mid game? So but anyway,
Zach all that stuff aside. Man, are you keen to
go along to this week's Breakers game?
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Yeah, all right mate.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Well good news is you've got yourself four tickets to
set sideline.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Man.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Thank you, enjoy the game, have a great time, man,
and good luck to the shooting blanks on Tonight's being
Social game.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
But I was going to say, health humiliating being in
the shooting blanks and riding the pine. You can't even
get in the starting line now shooting banks.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
That is shockingly humiliating, Jase.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I wasn't actually in shooting blanks all right, Well not now, yeah,
not anymore?
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Any you got ejected?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, can you start that again?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Because I want you to join up again because I
enjoyed you playing such your basketball. You didn't come and
watch me once, yeah, but I just loved your stories
about it.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
There was one story about me getting bullied.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy Nirvana.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
I just want to have a serious chap for a moment,
for sure. I came out to the car to the
today there there's my car, yes, my tea truck right,
and came out the here to go to the gym and.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Lo and behold.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
And I don't know, if you've got kids in the
car and you're driving on the motorway at the moment,
just turn around, drive with your knees and just turn
around and put your fingers in their ears. Somebody had
done a steamer on my car.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Wow, that's vandalism, you were joking. It's not good. There's bizarre.
They obviously knew it was yours.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Well, I don't know, maybe maybe they just needed to
go and my car was the nearest, and so they
went on the roof.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Never mind, you know, was it in your driveway? No,
it was on the roof of the car.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
No, but I mean was your car and the driveway.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
We don't have a driveway driveway, so it was out
on the streets. So somebody just walked along and thought,
oh yeah, climbed up on your car, up on the car,
and then and then done it. Yeah. Now we're new
to the neighborhood. We had a few couple of mates
were up from Wellington on Friday, so that went to
about three in the morning. We've had a couple of
(33:35):
relatively late ones, but I think we keep it pretty quiet. Yeah,
but maybe I've offended somebody locally.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Too.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Sure. I'm not too sure. You think that if you
had disgusting.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Fou it was in my day, if someone you know,
done poos on your roof, done poos on the roof
of my.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Car didn't make mine.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
You're right, you'd think like if someone in the neighborhood
was upset at you or whatever, they you know, maybe
put a note in the box, the little box or something.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Yeah, that's right, come and knock on the door and
have a chat to me about it, mano or mano.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Something along the lines of, if you're going to keep
me awake all night next time I'm on a shit
on the roof of your car.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
There should be some kind of a warning system in place. Definitely. Well,
it's gone zero to one hundred, as the kids say that.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, yeah, I mean to be fair, I mean that
could have happened to my car. I wouldn't know because
I can't see on the roof.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
No, that's true. Well, the other thing is, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
It's kind of it's kind of pointless because if they're
trying to get a message across, I don't know what
the message is. About you know, what exactly is the
thing that I've done wrong?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
You're doing it? What behavior would you like me to stop?
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Well? There.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
It also could be like there could be no motive
at all, just a random person deciding it might be
funny to do poose on a teeter.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
It might have been that they.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Just needed to go and they didn't have a plastic
back because because if you go on the lawn or
anything like that, you have to pick it up. Yeah yeah,
on the grass. Yeah yeah, if you go someone's car,
that rule doesn't apply. Keasy, what I mean, I'm loathed
asked this question? But what are we looking? I mean,
what's she looking like? On the roof of the blue blue?
(35:07):
It's like a light blue sky. It's the same color
on the roof as a whole car, like a blight blue.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
No, I mean I mean.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Colored painted sort of a mixture really of sort of
a whitey white and gray and brown and black.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Right, And how big is it? What's normal? I don't know, Like, well,
you know, three tubes like a message? Oh yeah, no,
nothing like that. It was more of a it's like
a drive by.
Speaker 6 (35:38):
It was more of a look I don't want again
if you're driving, You've got the kids in the car,
drive with your knees, put your fingers in their ears.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
It was like a splattering effect.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Oh right, okay, went across the roof right, sort of
down the windscreen as well.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
You don't think like something that something had maybe flown
past and dropped it off.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Well, people can't fly much. Yeah right, that's that's that
much I know. And was it just the one? It's
had to tell? They looked they looked similar, but it
looked like it was one event, right to know for sure?
Yeah right, okay, Well, yeah, I mean I don't know
(36:19):
what it is. I don't know what it could be.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
That is crazy. It's crazy if anyone knows anything. Three
four eight three because I looked up because we were
packed under a tree. Yeah, and I thought the guy
maybe they were still up in the tree, or her.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Maybe the guy maybe the woman had like a nest
up in the tree.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
The whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I welcome back in a mess of bagbone tap. Your
Tuesday night's going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to
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(37:15):
but a chicken burger masala tinder box, but a chicken
loaded fries. We've had some of all of the above.
I personally had the dizzy Dynamite burger for spice lovers.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, which surprised me because you're a wars on that.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Okay, this is a new yarn.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
I will smoke you in a spicy food eating Oh
we're run out.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Twenty four hours of spice competition, Bono and Jane. There
is such a confusing sentence, pretty body's just chuned.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but a twenty four hour eating spice
comp Jase you on.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yeah, man, and I'm in luck me in Okay, how.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Are you now listen with your pegs Mike doing it? No,
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
You guys have got the You guys have got the
big challenge game. I'm not big on spice, I'm not kidd.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
So, but you have to do it on all fours.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Looking over your shoulder, yeah man, and a.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Hey, we've got what's on the dinner coming up next?
What's on the dinner plate for you?
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Feels well?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Pugs and I have got After the show tonight we
go to a special PlayStation event with a screening of
a nineteen seventy Summerdai Japanese movie. Right, and I'm hoping
there'll be nibbles there. Yeah, what are you having?
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Well, the last night the wife made a sort of
a Chinese rice a chicken chicken e ricey thingy.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Yes, there's a lot of it, like yeah, like a
stuff right. I like that. Yeah, there's a lot of it.
I thought, who's going to eat all that?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Well?
Speaker 6 (38:32):
I ate all of it today, so it's gone. I
think we're meant to be in that for dinner tonight,
but she would have got home, she'll be fear Yeah,
because it's all gone.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Brother, I ate it.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Well, we're running with a very similar theme tonight. I'm
I had the idea of a Binto box.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
That was your idea?
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (38:47):
It was my Bento boxes, and so.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I went and got all the ingredients. So we're gonna
have ben Too boxes. Clumb the chicken fies.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Cutsutsu cutso chicken.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Hm?
Speaker 5 (38:58):
You left it at home for your wife to make.
But you got all the I.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Want to make it right now because then it would
be a bit stale by the time I got home.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yeah, because we're still doing the show. Mike. Oh yeah,
I figured that.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Speaking of the show. By the way, I want to
know what you're having for tea? Give us a text
on three four eight three, coming up next, what's on
the dinner, New Zealand. If you text it through three
four eight three, you get yourself fifty dollars Reburg about you.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
You forgot with me?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Keezy, here's Inky Berzy The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
But right now it's time four.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Oh yeah, Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's on
the dinner with me?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Kick me?
Speaker 3 (39:42):
If you don't know what what's on the dinner means?
It's what's for tea? New Zealand is another way you
might say it, Fellers.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
No, well, yeah, you're just going to confuse it. Yeah,
I'm going to confuse it.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
Keep it simple, Geezy like it was called that, but
that was years ago, was it?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Three four eight three, you're texting what you're having for dinner.
We read it out on the radio and then you
might get a fifty dollars reeburg about your great one
here fellas good a guys hairy here. Yes, tonight I'm
having a hickory bacon pizza, Venison sausages and Bay of
Island oysters.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Bay of Island oisters. They're good eating.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Hickory bacon pizza, venison sauces, Bay of Island oysters. That
sounds amazing.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
A bit of overkilled me. There's a few too many meats. Yeah, yeah,
it surf and turf.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Well on pizza. I think.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
I think that the hickory bacon pizza is one thing,
Venison sausages is one thing, and the oysters are one thing.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
That's what I'm saying. It's a lot of different things.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, why would you check a venison sausage in between
your pizza and your oysters?
Speaker 5 (40:47):
Basically, he's not going to sandwich it all together.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
And the pizza then how into a sausage and oyster.
Speaker 6 (40:54):
It might be delicious, yeah, but it might be like
a shed. There might be six of them. Yeah, but
when it's a salad.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Oh yeah, where's the steamed brock.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
Where's the mashed potatoes to go with the sausages?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Sorry, guys, my ba, I just got a text. Hey, guys, Harry,
who don you here? I forgot to mention and also
got steamed broccoli, salad and mashotatoes.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Well, hang with the oysters.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
You're kidding me, man, that is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Ohez just tixt again. Get a guys, Harry Houdini here again?
I just decided to flag the oysters in the end.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
What a loser. That was a bit.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
But do you like an oyster murgy?
Speaker 5 (41:31):
I love an oyster? Yeah, shame especially a mountain oyster.
Didn't They used to call you old oyster murgy?
Speaker 6 (41:38):
No, mountain oister is actually the knackers of a goat.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yes, blesh.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
This sement rules, man, Hey, get a guys Fred here Floodstone.
Fred Flintstone texted on like a dinosaur's foots or something that's.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
So unlikely on a rock. A rock is texting.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Probably has more mobile phone capabilities than your phone, Jay,
what's for tea salmon for my wife's birthday?
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Salmon? For well?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
In what context? I mean? How is he doing it?
Is he cooking?
Speaker 8 (42:24):
It?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Is it? Sheets? Of salmon? Is it cold?
Speaker 6 (42:27):
I guess fire was fire invented back then for Fred Frontstone.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Yeah yeah, and if they had salmon though.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
Also does Wilma like salmon? That's true? Yeah, I know
that she's got a pill necklace.
Speaker 7 (42:42):
I think Betty does. Billy does.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Billy loves it, Yeah, so does Barney. What about bam bam?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Wow, Yeah, she's just a baby.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
What about Dino Dino Dino?
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no he doesn't.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
And Pebbles Badam is a boy. Yeah, he's really strong. Yeah,
bam bam. What is the segment again? Oh?
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Do you want know the text about dinner? You could
get a feelers OLLI here?
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Oh right, nice?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Uh no, just Ollie Ollie with a y broccoli sandwich
with a dash of lemon.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Better than it sounds.
Speaker 8 (43:25):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
That's that's ruined my night.
Speaker 6 (43:30):
A broccoli sandwich with a dash of lemon butter on it.
There's no crack paper there to.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Be honest, fellers, that's the sort of thing my wife
would eat.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
More to the point, it's the kind of things you'd make.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
The whole Aching Big Show with JS, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Hold Collective Soul there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday evening. Now listen, our mates Diamonds on Richmond
are back on board with the Big Show and Without
of Mind are very generously giving us an eight thousand
dollars engagement ring to give away the potential backbone out there.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Yeah, that's right, head to Hudak you dot co, dot
ins in and regency yourself. We will send you out
a hidaky nudge pair, which is a special knee pad
for basically saying, hey, you should probably pop the question soon,
and you're automately going to the drawd to win an eight
thousand dollars diamond engagement ring as well. If you guys
were to get married again, yeah, maybe let's say you
won this camp even though you can't or we can't. Man, Yeah,
because when you renew your vows, do you essentially have
(44:28):
like a whole new wedding ceremony? Is that how it works?
Speaker 6 (44:30):
Well, I'm going to be doing that. I've got that
coming up, you know, Fingers crossed. Yeah, oh right, she
doesn't leave me again, which seems to happen every year.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
But I've got my fiftieth birthday right next year.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Yeah, the following year and the following year earlier, the
following year, my wife turns forty, right, and then and
oh I need to get this right.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
May as our ten year wedding anniversary.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
So then we're going to have our hunt fifty forty ten,
We're going to have one hundredth and it's going to
go for probably a week.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
How good it's going to be. Good fellas.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Just so just the three of us, Okay, I just
sort of talk about old times and that.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
Well, just just the three of us partners or no, no,
just the three of us.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
I thought I'd sell her my wife's ring and just
get a carrot, yeah, over carrots, a good resale value,
and then they'll just pay for us a trip to Fiji.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Weirdly enough, in my household, there's been quite a bit
of chat about redoing, you know, the old wedding and
vows and all that sort of stuff, coming from different directions,
and I don't know where it's come from.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Well, surely there's only one other direction than you that
it could come from the roof.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
No, from the family, from you know what I mean,
from other people. Go, guys should do this.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
We should keep their bloody noses out to be fair,
I think what you need to as we discussed, there
any you need to redo your proposal?
Speaker 5 (45:52):
Yeah, well I do.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
And here's you ever think fellas I never bought my
wife an engagement ring?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Is that bad?
Speaker 8 (45:59):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (45:59):
It's funnycause, as you said, you did.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
A wedding ring, not an engagement We were too break
broke for that.
Speaker 5 (46:05):
Sort of carry well, this is kind of the beauty
of it.
Speaker 6 (46:08):
Jason's you know what you could do was and this
is what we've got as part of this Diamonds on
Richmond set up here with the eight thousand dollars engagement ring.
You can also get your hands on a nudge pad
and that's this little knee pad that you put on
j so you can get down on one knee and propose.
Did you get down on one knee man to propose?
I mean no, tell me you weren't just like in
bed or something.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
With there's like none of your business keys.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Holdak you dot co dot in Z head along there,
register yourself and you can win that eight thousand dollars
Diamonds on Richmond engagement rings.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
The Darky Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in and four on Radio Hodg.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Well there you go in there said that's the big
show down and dusted this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
That's shown. It was a good show that I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah, really pass all that up with your pagsan send
it straight to the Radio Awards.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 6 (47:12):
Is it possible that we could just be nominated as
individuals for Best Show? I don't know, a good question,
because it sometimes feels like some of us are firing
and others aren't. It's hard, it's a moments impossible to
all be firing on the same show.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
Yeah, today I kind of felt we were.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yea one percent, we were all firing on all cylinders,
on all cylinders. But it be a bit weird if we, like,
you know, nominated just ourselves, you know, I feel like
that would be a bit weird for a team show.
Speaker 6 (47:41):
Yeah, because we're ten, Well maybe we should think outside
the box. That's I think is you're trying to get
a new audience, and so you've got the ideas that
you're still enough Bono and gen about doing twenty four
hours of this or that. Yeah, you know, just another idea, man,
what's just not Kezy wins. No, but that's what I'm
saying because you know you'll have to imagine it.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Yeah, man, it would be cool.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Actually, hey, now listen, what what's the podcast outro clip today?
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Kezy Ezy?
Speaker 5 (48:12):
This cup is about old Kezy getting on the darts.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
What I'm more what.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
I'm more concerned about is Kezy getting on the darts,
because you know what he's like.
Speaker 6 (48:22):
But the thing is, Keysy can have a dart, just
look like the sikest mother on earth and then give
it up the next day.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
This gross. It's just fun to do and it gives
me nothing.
Speaker 6 (48:30):
Yeah, but you better have your den ebjeckted on when
you're smoking darts.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
The't want to.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yes, that's about That's about me maybe having a dart
while I'm in Fiji.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yeah, yeah, because Maggie's going to sabotage old Hoidy.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
J don't do it, Jase, you can't make the rest
of the will give up smoking, mate, all right. Also,
I'm going to have to come to tunes with at
some point, mate. Might as well be while you're on
a huge holiday for ten days.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Over in feature, I feel like I just witnessed him
decide that he's going to start smoking.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
No, man, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
It's Jay No, no, no, I'll just have to make
sure I'm loaded up on the old vape.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
I bet your hundred bucks he does. If you were not,
I would not try.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
No, I'm not going to make that bet either.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Do you remember the very the very start of the
Big Show where you guys gave up the darts, like
five years ago or something.
Speaker 6 (49:25):
I had a post on my on my Instagram of
me smoking my last cigarette. That was in twenty and eighteen.
It's bad, said.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Hey, now listen.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Make sure you check out the Instagram account by the way,
there's lots going on there. Also check out all the
podcast We'll be back, same time, same place tomorrow till then,
see you later.
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