FULL SHOW: The Duck Debacle (Feat. Laura McGoldrick)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's did you just heck? I think so? Yeah, you
both sound pissed. I'm loving the type black T shirt.
What's that pattern on me?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
It's pretty funky, it's it's amazed. Actually, it's pretty cool.
Another beautiful day here in the Nine Fells. It is
happy to be alive, happy to be a part of it,
and my god, probably the biggest show on earth it
is today here on radio Jaky.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Hey, Keazy, you're looking really good man, Thanks man looking
clean shaven.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Loven't they're here to do at the moment.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
But what Buffy it is Buffy you got your cut
denim jacket on?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
There it is cut. Poor Nami looking good man, looking
really well.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
I've got my pone armor on No, I'm feeling good today.
It's a beautiful day, as we said, and it's man,
we work at DAKI. How good is that favorite station?

Speaker 7 (01:30):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
What a blessing?

Speaker 7 (01:30):
Man? It is?

Speaker 6 (01:31):
How you've been Jason? Because you came in a horror
of a mood today, did I?

Speaker 7 (01:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
You came in a terrible mood right, and you were late.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I was five minutes late today for a meeting and
everyone was just freaking out.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Yeah, because it was a medium And what are we
going to do about jasonways being late?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Poor old pug soun who's come back now after a
little after a little holiday there. Sorry, I was going
somewhere else with that. I decided not to. Ah, he
was in tears, Magi, who was because I was late?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
He was freaking out? Is this because I went on holiday?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is this what we has the big show for now?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
We're very much together, I tell you what big show here.
We've got Laura McGoldrick coming and later on the show,
by the way, to talk about the new sensational show
coming out Game of two habs.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh wow, that's as great.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I had a really weird experience with a duck to day.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Also, this is interesting big Dave Grohl news, which a
lot of people listening right now might be aware of
because it's been all over our station everywhere really all day. Jase,
you have no idea what the news is. How interesting
is that? So we're going to react. You can react
to that live next.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
So good Man.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
In the meantime, here's Chemical Brothers.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
And Keisy Matellica there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
And I believe there's some exciting news.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, this is breaking news.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
It might not be exciting news. It might be terrible news,
because I don't know what the news is.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
What do you think the news is? Jasons to do
with Dave Grohl? I don't know, have a stab, have
a fling?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
He had a fling?

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Oh wow, potentially right, Okay, So what do you think
the news is? Because you might have heard little bits
and peaces. He fathered a child, He fathered a child
outside of his marriage?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Is he married? Is he be married for twenty one years?
Twenty one years? It just word that out when it
was I seeing.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Him now you were seeing him during your cheating days.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
That was years ago. Yeah, So he's married and he
cheated on his wife and.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
He's he's father father a beautiful baby girl there and
the way, have you seen her? No, but I assumed probably,
but potentially she looks like Dave Grohl. Then yeah, beautiful
m He put it onto his own personal Instagram and
just said, recently become the father of a new baby
daughter born outside my marriage. I planned to be a
loving and supportive parent to her. I love my wife.

(04:00):
It's plans can change. Do everything I can to earn
their trust and forgiveness. Blah blah blah as we move
forward together. And then he deleted a social media I believe,
and it's just gone zero dark on it. I just
thought it was so interesting the way he announced it,
you know what I mean? Sure, I feel like if
you cock up massively like that, it's kind of the
best way to go about things, you know, is that

(04:20):
how you do it? Is that how you do When
I did it, I didn't do that, and I kind
of wish I did. Yeah, And if I could go
back and do it again, yeah, which I'm trying to
tee up at the moment. Yeah, I think I'd probably
control the narrative a bit.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's interesting, isn't it, Because.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
My kind of feeling is, what business is it of
anyone else? Anyone?

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
You know that people are going to talk though ja.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean if they find out about it,
of course, But I wouldn't be inclined to go I
did this, everyone, and I stuffed up and blah blah.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Blah blah blah, and that how we do deal with that?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
In that scenario, Yeah, I'd probably pack up all the
ship and just drive into the horizon.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Right, So not only would you leave your current wife
and family the new.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Yeah, yeah, the way I see it as clean slate. Sure, man, bygones,
be bygones. I'll take my five hundred million dollars, yes,
and I'll just start again with the new Nana, start again,
just start to start again again. I'm too old for
young kids like that.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well that's my picking tea, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (05:35):
Everybody, if I just you take all the money to Europe, Yeah,
you know, somewhere nice Spain.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, Spain, would Spain? Yeah, yeah, Portugal, Yeah, Portugal will
be good.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
You know, I as I've talked about previously. I'm not
sleeping well at the moment. The last thing I need
is a newborn in.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
The house exactly. And I say I should have thought
about that before I had a child. Out of what
some might say that, but some people should their own business.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Mind your beeswax.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Do you know what's interesting is November of last year
the food fighters are on the Australia and New Zealand
Antipity in tour November through to January. Were they Yeah,
so that is nine months ago they were in Auckland.
Nine months exactly ago they were in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
So is that an ANZAC baby? Is that what you're saying?
It's Australian and New Zealander.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Seriousness, I mean in that particular I mean I think
you should own your mistakes for sure. Yeah, but in
that particular scenario, I don't think I'd be inclined to
go and take it to the public and go.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
This is what I've done.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
I was bringing a new baby into the wilder mistake, Jason,
a miracle of life.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I mean, in terms of going outside the marital kind
of the confine.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
And can I just say what Texas through three four
eight three, or headed us up, hit us up there
on the old talkback through your iHeartRadio, this little speaker,
little microphone. If this kid was born in New Zealand,
what name? What name should we give it? A great key?
We name oh tommoy growl. It's a girl that's good and.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
In terms of like respect, respecting the sanctity of marriage,
made to the front keys.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
But don't this is uh oh, this is bizarre coincidence.
Food Fighter is my hero. The Whole Archy.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
And Kesey espanishing pumpkins there on the radio Whole Arque
Big Show This Wednesday afternoon of time is twenty five
minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
This strange thing happened to me today, Phils. Was it
a strange encounter? Yes, I guess you could say it
was strange encounters of the just another day in the
life of Mogi Standy. Is your middle name Charles?

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Why do you ask? I don't know, just wondered Charles. Anyway.

Speaker 9 (07:59):
Anyway, so I went to the dairy today, sadly to
get some more dirries.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Oh, Jay mate, thanks man, I'm over a week without them.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Now that's good man, too easy. That's looking Look how
good he's looking.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I'm glad I brought a pack then, m and I
just want to explain to people that where I live,
the dairy is about twenty meters away.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
What's the address, just so people can get an idea.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
So the dairy is about twenty meters away to my house.
So like when I go to the jerry, I often
don't close my front door, Okay, just to set the
scene here, So I go up to the dairy and
by my seconds have a little chat to Baboo.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
He sold it years ago, didn't he?

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Oh? Was he.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Chapter racism Alarm and there? Just in case? That's his name, Kezy,
I know, but he did sell it ages ago. Yeah,
but he was in there because he often.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
Was.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
He goes there and talks to the guy that bought
it off. What's his name? Pardon anyway, So I go to.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Actually that there's a siren there.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
They don't want to get distract that we're trying to
support an extinge of story.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Joe, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
So I walk home. I walk home, and I kid
you not. I walk into my lounge and in my lounge.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
There's a duck, and the duck is just standing in
my lounge, sure.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Like a mallard.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
It's a mallard. And it stares at me, and I
stare back at the duck, and I'm going, why is
there a duck in my lounge?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Are you saying that? Or are you thinking that?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I'm thinking that next to the duck, there's a duck poo,
you know, that sort of greeny slimy.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
That's cloud.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Strangely enough, not the weird part of the story, because
also in the room was my dog Room, who was
sitting perfectly, very erect and correctly in the other corner
of the lounge.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Staring it said duck.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Now, the reason this is highly unusual is that Rue
loses her shit over the smallest thing. She'll go crazy
sing anything like that. Bart's her ass off. She wasn't
doing a thing. She was just literally sitting there staring
at the duck.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
And I'm staring at the duck.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
And I can only think that she was so freaked
out and thinking what's going on that she didn't know
how to react to it. So, of course, here I
am of a duck and my dog in the lounge
and I'm thinking, I gotta get this duck out.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Of here, And so I sat, how many times have
you thought that something funny about a duck as well?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
It's not the first time it's happened, by the way,
And so I start to corral the duck. Now the
duck starts panicking and loses it and starts flapping around
my lounge. And because I've startled it, obviously a stream
of poos while it's flapping around as being sprayed around

(11:06):
my lounge. My dog, seeing that the duck is freaking out,
then starts clicking into action, and she starts freaking out,
barking her ass off, barking, bark and going at the duck.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
There's poos everywhere. I'm Efen and Jeff and I am
absolutely Ifan and.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Jeff and get to get to the French doors managed
to open the French doors in my lounge. The duck
sees the door, flies out and flies straight into the
roof of my little deck there, which is plastic, goes
to boosh into the thing and what makes a weird sound,

(11:47):
and then flies off, and my dog Rod barks her
ass off and then sprints off out the front door
down the yard barking her ass off, and old hoody
Jay's left in his lounge amidst a string em and
a cacophony of duck poos.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Now you have those ciggies, a de stress.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
That's the first thing I did was go outside.

Speaker 8 (12:06):
And have tret yourself to adult. The last thing you
would have done is clean up that ship because the
trekkers now that, like you haven't seen it, and get
your wife to clean it up.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Unfortunately she wasn't home for at least another eight hours.

Speaker 8 (12:16):
You went, yeah, have you ever heard the phrase? Man,
it's a it's a when people talk about living in
their house, you know, and they go, ah, it's a
mad house.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yes, I will say that this isn't the first.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Happened in your lounge. Yes, doing poos just wanders in. Yes, literally,
I've seen the guy that lives here, less about his opinion.
It takes a dump on your in your lounge on
the carpet, yes, well well dead eyeing you and your
and your dog. And then when you try and go
out there, it just sprays ship.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
All over your house. Yes, just before you we rap
up just quickly. Well always this one for you said
French doors. That's racist.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
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Speaker 1 (13:16):
One A two.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
They're on the Radio Hodaki Big Show.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
There's glorious.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
I'm not going to say spring afternoon because it's not
quite spring, but it's a beautiful day in Auckland City.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
When does spring starting twenty first? I think of December
twenty first and September is Weekmber spring.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
No, it actually officially starts on the tour. Officially, yes,
but it's ever a bit of sports chat.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (13:36):
Sports ship, sports chef, sports chef, sports chef, hey man,
good news. The audits have been going around the joint
playing a little bit of foosball. They lost to Mexico
at the weekend three now Miki no no Mexico brother,

(14:02):
but there were one kneel down with two minutes to
go on the clock, and in the eighty eighth minute
we got an equalizer. Yeah, and that's against the sixteenth
ranked team in the world. Yes, pretty bloody good keywis
I know you're asking this, keezy, Yeah, ninety fourth in
the world and it was a hell of a goal.

(14:22):
So I don't, you know, be very familiar with how
the All Whites play, and that is you get the
ball at your end, the goalkeeper rolls it out to you,
you belt the eyeser out of it straight up the
middle of the pitch. Yes, you hope that one of
your players is on the end of it, and then
maybe you get a chance to put in the back
of the neck.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
That's sort of how we do it.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
We're not putting it together fifty or sixty passes or
anything like that. And it was beautiful. Man hoofed it
up the field, their old mate got it. A defender
came across to clear the ball, kick the howll out
of it got to it first, but luckily one of
the All Whites had his shin and away it bounced
off his shin, went over the goalkeeper and straight into.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
The back of that beautiful game.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
So it was a lot of the best goals you'll
ever see in your life.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
You take them when you can get them.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
Keeasy.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
And that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Man, you played at the whistle, always played at the whistle,
Ben Wayne very much.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
The New Zealand style of football actually is pack your
backs have about ten players back as you say, you
have one loan player up the front. There hoof the
crap out of it when you get the chance, and
just hope and pray that lands somewhere near the person.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's how we did so well in the World Cup.
A couple of rounds ago and other news.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
The Test match black Caps versus Afghanistan plows on day
three has been rained off, so I don't know if
we're going to see a result in this one. They're
playing on a pitch in India there. I think it's
the three hundredth international venue that they've got going, which
is pretty good, but it doesn't it's not a sand
base outfield, and so there's drainage is horrendous. It's an

(15:56):
absolute disgrace and debarcle. Nobody should be playing there.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
It is.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Day three has been rained off, but today's day two.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
No, today's day three, day three.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
And I saw a photo of a guy with a
household fan, an oscillating fan with it on an extension lead,
and he was walking around trying to dry the ground
with that.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, it's complete to bar end. They've been digging it
up as they.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Go along, all sorts of things.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
They need to get some handy towels maybe, and just
get a whole lot of handy towels. Yeah, and just
lay them out on the ground and maybe just sort
of walk around them and soak it up a bit
that way. But it is, it is an embarrassment and
a ridiculous start to our cricket season.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Let's so it's not a harbor deeur of things to come.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
Well, I think we move on from here and we're
off to Sri Lanka. Yes, so we'll see how we
go over there. Hopefully you'll bet Weathers a bit better
over their keys.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
I think I've just beat England in the third Test.
They pump them and.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Not a not an easy site in their.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Home condition, I'll say that much. So that should be
interesting to watch.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
As the BAC podcast coming back It is next Wednesday,
sweet Obby, so we can talk about that straight in there.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
The non event drawer to baccle that just happened. Oh
do you guys talk cricket on that podcast?

Speaker 7 (17:11):
Ezy what.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
There's a tune Florence the Machine.

Speaker 10 (17:17):
Oh, Jason the Hohodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, Sublime there on the radio hold Archy Big Show. Jeez,
I love Sublime.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
They're good.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Amen, so good, right up my alley, Charles loves it. Hey,
notice in.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
A lot going on after five o'clock we've got Laura
mcgoldruck coming in to talk about the new show Game
of Two Halves.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
That's right. Also, Sea, I think it's the a SEC Present?

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
The ACC Presents? The ACC does Game of two Halves?

Speaker 7 (17:52):
All right?

Speaker 6 (17:52):
Apparently I wouldn't know. I'm not a major part of
it or anything. Also, it says here Mogi's got a
ball or update I do?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Okay, I love here your whistle?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, certainly, what's mine? All that after five o'clock, so
don't you go anywhere?

Speaker 6 (18:10):
New Zealand also keeping her out for the twenty five
k FID. Let's your last week to try and win
some cash.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
There have we got in our show today?

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Kezy?

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Yeah, I think so you're like I tell you, Mike,
come on, it's a big surprise for everyone.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
If you hear a song with some fiddle in it,
call one hundred Hodak you can win some cash.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
Yeah. Man.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
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in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through
your hump day ticketyboo. You're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Day.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
It was a weird one, wasn't it. Why was that? Jason?

Speaker 4 (18:51):
It was just I don't know there was I set
the wrong level.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I think I came in way too early. Yeah, Kezy,
he's always putting the finger, isn't he? Yeah? I don't
think that's correct. Hey, speaking of Night Day, Kezy, what
are the specials at the moment?

Speaker 6 (19:09):
They've actually stopped doing the specials earlier? Yeah, because they
were selling.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Too many, too many experiens.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Out putting like ten different items always on for twelve
ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Actually is a bad business model. A funny you should
say that.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
I went into a Night and Day the other day
and they recognized me from the Big Show, and they said.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
You bastards, you're specials.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
It means I'm working twice as hard as they normally
have to work because apparently they're just pouring up the
door and you know, they have to put them all
together and stuff as it looks chezy, especially when you
got a Factor and with the with the Pugs special,
with all the connies and stuff, like that.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Well that was the main one. Yeah, that was the
one that was really busting their arses, Moogie.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
When you got home from nine to day? Was there
a duck in your lounge do and poos?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
No, there wasn't on this particular occasion, but I look
forward to it over the summer. And now listen, coming up,
exciting news, Keezy, I've got another role for you, another
audition for a role.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Okay, yeah, yeah, so god right, that's a good role.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
It's a good role, man.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Ok It's all beginning to happen, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Moogi, it's going off.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I don't know if it is.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
It's exciting times, man.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Also, after five point thirty, Laura McGoldrick and to chat
the fantastic new show The ACC does Game of Two Halves.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Man, I'm excited for that.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
The same here man, here's ac DC The Darkey.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Shit be a royal blood for a Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Why not A feels yeah?

Speaker 7 (20:34):
Man?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I record?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Man, Hey, the time is first team minutes past five o'clock.
In all as well, well, at least in the studio.
I can't speak for everyone out there obviously. Now, as
previously mentioned, I've got some exciting news on the workfront
for you, Keizy as your agent.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Right, well, I'm sorry, sorry, that's great news. I'm just like,
none of these things you're getting me. You've got me
so many opportunities nunes really come through properly.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
What I mean, don't blame me for your performances, man, Okay.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
What I mean that's that I cannot believe you're trying
to throw this on to me.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
You haven't find that actors will blame their agents.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Here, I am busting my ass day after day, having
sleepless nights worrying about getting Keysy started in his career?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Is your terrible sleep mind?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
And he has the audacity to throw that in my
face and suggests that you know it's my Well no.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
That's not okay, all right, sorry, I apologize. I really
appreciate you hustling on my behalf, Chase.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Now the role because I want to become an actor.
For those listening that aren't we, I wanted to start acting.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah, well, you know we've got to start off with
the basics. Now, I've been approached by the New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Police right, and they're looking for a campaign no ghost
chips and that. Oh yeah, yeah, I do that, but no,
that's not what they're after.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
They're actually looking for people out there to help them
out with their police lineups. You know. So when there's
a situation where they've got a witness who's witnessed something,
they generally have a police liner. Five guys for example.
They all line up and they say to the witness,
can you recognize a person you know that did the crime?
And then they point you out sort of thing. Right, yes,

(22:12):
so you would be one of the other people.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
You wouldn't be the actual criminal obviously, unless you had
committed a crime.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
Crime.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
No, no, no, no, not certainly, not one that i'd admit
to on the radio.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Actually we should establish that now, have you committed any crimes?
Because I don't want you.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well, I think whether I have or not is you know,
I don't. It's up to the police to prove it.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's true. Okay, So yeah, no, you
would be just in the lineup as one of the
people that they're choosing from.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Is that acting or is it?

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Because isn't that just you walk up and then you
sort of stand front ways and go sideways and then
just stand in the lineup.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
Is that it's there's a bit of a trick to
it as well. I started out doing this Jason as well.
I mean, they don't pay huge money, but it's better
than nothing. There's no money in this one.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
They sort of they get you up there and.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
They choose you because you look a bit shady, you
know what I mean, like there's something wrong with you,
and then your role is to look as innocent as possible, right, well,
innocent because if you don't, I mean, the stakes couldn't
be high, could I put it that way?

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Actually that's a good point. So what happens if like
the witness can't remember, probably they point at me. Yeah,
well no not yeah? What what does what means? What
does that mean? Like, you know, does then someone come
out and go, no, that's the wrong person or.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well that's what I say.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
You've got to respect what the witness says, and if
they do having to pick you, then so be it tough.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
We know what do you mean? So be it I
didn't do the crime?

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (23:35):
If you did, the witness disagrees, Yeah, if the witness
feels that you did, I mean, if you didn't do it,
then why are you being picked out of a lineup?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Well, because Jason's put me in the lineup.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
Yeah, but it sounds like you've got questions to answer
at the very least if somebody's picking you out of lineup.
I mean, it's not the sort of thing that just
happens out of the blue.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
And can I just.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Make the point too on this front, you're innocent until
proven guilty.

Speaker 8 (23:55):
By the way, less of you for getting done for
some kind of what is crime? And best reality, wasn't it?

Speaker 6 (24:04):
But well, hang on, So the first gig is okay,
and so and if I get picked out of the lineup,
I get I have to go through the system and
then all of a sudden I could potentially be heaped
with some horrific crime.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
So all I would say is a couple of things,
work on your acting and to just try and control
those urges.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Just hang on.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
The Hurarchy Bing Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Oh listened, Queens of the sone age there on the
radio Honarchy Big Show.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
This what is it? Wednesday?

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Yeah, Wednesday afternoon. A little very special guest in the studio.
Whether to be honest, special she we see her all
the time. So I wouldn't say she's I mean she's
a special person. She's lovely enough, but you know, in
terms of someone i've never met before, or like a
massive superstar, yeah, I mean she's a superstar, but I
wouldn't say like a massive superstar. Of course, I'm talking

(25:00):
about Laura mcgoldrech, a made house life.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
That's what an introduction like. I've had some interest today
because I've been put through the car wash here and
just look, but I'm no, no introduction like that. I'm
kind of lovely.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, I know you are lovely. I think kind of
what I was trying to say, Laura, Laura is that
used to always work here and we see you all
the time. We haven't seen it for a little while,
so I was just saying, it's not that big a
deal that you're here, to.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Be honest, Yeah, no, it's Look, it's not I mean
certainly not over the side of the building anyway.

Speaker 8 (25:31):
Do you want to tell us about why you're here
and then I'll complain about some things.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Okay, So I'm here because Keizy and I now spend
more time than we've ever spent together.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Before it was zero, yeah, and now and now it's weekly.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
It's weekly, so that feels it feels like, yeah, it's good.
And so we've got a new show coming up, The
ACC does Game of two Halves.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
What's coming out?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Well, this one is did the ACC didn't do the last?

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
So yeah, so we've got The ACC does two Halves.
It's on Thursdays eight thirty, Sky Open and sky Sport.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
That's free to isn't it?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
It certainly is.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
What channel is that by the way, is that like
fifty eight or four four four?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Is it SI channel four on the Dakota Channel.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yeah, well I'll tell you what in all seriousness, hugely
popular show back in the day with Old Ridgie and
what's his name is lark Alice? Quite a big ask really,
the sort of take it on again in some ways.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah, no, no, not something I'm tractually obliged to do it.
So I so you know, how to.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
You you don't want to do it, and they say,
well you're doing it?

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Is it work with Key?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
But now we're together, I'm like, okay, pretty well, it's okay,
he's pretty good. I mean, we have filmed the first
episode and look, to be honest, the person who probably
takes the heat the most would be you, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Would you say, no, that's a fair I brought it
on myself though, it's because of you. I had, I
had bangs.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
You still have bands?

Speaker 6 (26:59):
Yeah, I've It turns out this fringe of I'm rocking
his band, he's got bands with the band.

Speaker 8 (27:04):
Was massively confident about that haircut when he came in
the other day. Won't you do you remember that?

Speaker 7 (27:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
You're like, this is exactly what I asked for and
I'm loving it.

Speaker 8 (27:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
What concerns me greatly is is there is that you've
got you We told you you had bangs, but you've
come to work today, so you've had twenty four forty
sort of remedy that it still looks like that, which
is interesting. It's an interesting move from you.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I think I think Keysy's here too.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I think it's great, easy with the beans.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
There's a lot of.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
People out there that think it looks like the end
of a poodle, but I reckon it looks awesome. Have
people been saying that Jason was in the office, But
so you've filmed the first episode obviously, and let me
just say this, Keysy, great talent, great talent.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
No one could notice because of his haircut.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Haircut, do you know what.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
I wasn't super enthused about watching it to begin with,
but now that I know that Keysy is going on
the under the bus for the full twenty two minutes.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
On them, they had to elongate it because of Keysy's here,
So it was like it was a real problem.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
It's a keezy' here special and they couldn't fit.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It, and they couldn't for the graphics. It was keasy
with the bang so they had to sort of rejig
a few things. So I've gone a full twenty seven
minutes now, so that was good.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Yeah, it was going to be like a contestant based
game show, but now it's just me there with my bangs.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, and he was laughing at it. The thing that we.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
Were Jason and I were really hoping Laura from the
original series from about fifteen twenty years ago, was please God,
please please.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Bring back Charade.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
Can you tell us whether the Charades is and there
or not, because it would be a goddamn shame if
I didn't get to sit down at home and watch
forty five year old men playing charades.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Tell me, we're so glad you've brought this up, because
yes it has and there's some contention over with it
Charaza Charades, but Keysy might be involved in it. And
having watched him and I obviously loved The Big Show,
a big fan, and I was concerned about him being
called up for it with the with the wheezing and
by the end of his turn could barely breathe. So

(29:01):
he's got the bangs. He's wheezing all over the show.
We almost had to stop filming because he was so
out of breath, and he didn't bring us Inhaler was
really really conced.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
What are you about?

Speaker 7 (29:13):
Well?

Speaker 3 (29:13):
That that also flared up. I saw after the disthma
kicked off. I do I do add some cream in
my bag if you need it, my kids need it
to don't worry, don't feel bad about it.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Don't worry about that.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
I've got a spacer for the inhaler as well. I'll
bring that next time.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Excellent.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll go to see
Shed and we'll come back and keep chatting.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Indeed, she had there on the radio. Hod Archy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. We've got special guest Laura and
the Gold Trick in the show with us this afternoon
talking about Game of Two Halves, which is starting again
on sky Sport Open.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Thingy sour two ways.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
You can watch us sky Open or sky Sports Yes
and sky Opens free to ear and it's on eight
thirties on Thursday.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
I initially heard it was at seven thirty, which concerned
me because that sort of limits you in the amount
of filth even.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Without the initial So the worry was talking to Matt macfowl,
the producer. He was one of his early worries was shiit.
The ACC is known for sometimes even getting canceled for
some of the stuff they say. And it's not at
seven thirty, so I think because of that, they've bumped
it to eight.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
Yeah, good call.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, and how did you find the first episode? Was
there good chemistry going on there?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
It's a bit of a train wreck, to be honest. Yeah,
but you know sometimes people like watching train wrecks do Yeah.
It lore keasy with the bangs. Obviously that haircut there,
which again I mean you've had some time to fix
that now, Laura.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I like my hair, thank you very much. I still
like it.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Can I ask you seriously, Laura, Yes, I think it's
a great Hairdo do you have an issue with it?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Okay? Really I think that.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I just think that I just you paid someone to
have them cut here.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Like that, so they cut it and then I sort
of just leave it and my natural buffiness just comes out.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah that's what. Yeah, it's like he's just rolled out
of bed after making limit.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
You could just get back to go to Laura. One
thing I was concerned about was that it is such
a beloved show. It's right in the vernacular that you
got Riggie mark ellis like comedy legends icons. People have
viewed the stuff from back to mouth gases. But you
know what, Yeah, he's in balleb. We don't talk about him.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
But it was such an excellent keys.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
He really likes to still a lot.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
How was the health retreat?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah that was good. Him and thanking hung out. It
was really nice.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
But how about how worry to you about jumping in
there and filling in this thing where people like love
that era of TV.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Now we're bringing it back, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, I'm a little I'm a little worried I'm a
little concerned. But I think the thing is is that
you're the premise of it the same, but everyone's so different,
and you know that might be a good thing, it
might not.

Speaker 8 (31:42):
Look Jason and I have talked about this now. Concerners
it's going to be too woke.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Absolutely, man, Look, can I give you guys some advice
as an experienced actor and so forth, do the job,
get it done, move on, don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Man back for second season.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
And if it's an absolute which it could be, what
so just just do it.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Move on, get the check.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Move on you guys, take the check.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Get the check.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
But are you quite concerned about that? Genuinely?

Speaker 8 (32:20):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Look, no, I am no, because it's motivated me to
make sure we bring a certain level of humor. Because
people are picturing this show from back in the day.
It has to be funny.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
But back in the day. There's a reason the back
of the day is back in the day. And yeah,
so that is interesting. I'm enjoying. There has been some
initial concerns written in the comments, and someone brought my attention.
Brother brought some attention to the to the fact that
this could be of concern. But I think we're so
different except the premise of the games. Games are the same.

(32:50):
But you've got a problem with charas.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
And the thing is, Gloria, you've already got a very
highly distinguished career.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
You know you're a quality broadcast.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
A good way to butcher it, I will say to.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
My wife, actually, when I'm watching you quite often, Laura
is an exceptional broadcaster.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
And you doing so much nicer than the intro you
gave me.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
And that's the true. And he watches you very closely.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
And whereas Keezy Keyzy's just starting out in his career.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
For thirteen, I had a different haircut back, but he's
a bit more nervous about you know, the possible ramification.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Do you read the comments?

Speaker 6 (33:37):
In fact, we went through the comments yesterday on our
show and laughed at them. But I never read the comments.
I just feel, what's it called a responsibility to make
sure it is iffing funny for people?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Because yourself, mate, No, absolutely, but we're making sure we're
packing and Tony Larson who's writing a lot of it,
and they've done a really good job and it is
genuinely freaking funny.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Some of it is very funny. A lot of people
have said to me because we filmed the first episode
and I've done a like a loose cut of it,
and apparently there was it was quite funny, funny, quite funny,
what I want to say, more than quite funny, just
against it wasn't first episode.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
They're always man very difficult, it seems kind.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
On the first episodes generally tend to be the best,
and then they go down around there. Yeah, yeah, that's
all up and read.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
It's like opening night of a play. Yeah, and then
you get a year, goes yeah, and then after that
and goes, I don't care anymore.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Yeah, we've done the first one.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Who Hey, very excited to see it Thursday, This Thursday, tomorrow,
it's tomorrow, Hate thirty eight thirty open and sky Sport.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah great. Well are you wrapping things up?

Speaker 7 (34:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:36):
I am.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Are you in a rush?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Oh look, I've got to go wheeze.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Okay, sorry, don't let me keep you. You should get
that looked out of it. That's the sixth time.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, But Laura and Goldrick, thanks for coming in.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Hey, thanks for having me, guys, thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
And Kissy, You're welcome back your massive bagbones. I tell
you what plenty going on after six o'clock, including.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
What's on the t EV with Mike Mino, the chat
with Laura McGoldrick Fellers.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah, she's always she's she's great, Laura.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Why are you so weird about her? You don't like you?

Speaker 8 (35:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I think she's lovely person.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
I think she's a brilliant book broadcaster as well. All right, genuinely, genuinely, No,
she's always a good chat.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I was just talking about what was after sex, that's all. Yeah, true,
I saw reflect and then move on. Oh sure, sure
can't now it's a bit all over the place now,
so we'll just move on. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
No, I think Laura is great now listen.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Also, what's for tea?

Speaker 7 (35:33):
With me? Easy?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
So text through on three four eight three? What's on
the dinner table? Maybe I should get Pugs on to
come in and talk about Japanese egg recipe.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, that's right, we should definitely do that.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
If you want to send through it having for dinner
three four eight three, you can win a fifty a
night and day about you and also.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
If you want to hear Pugs's egg recipe.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
We can get them in What do You reckon?

Speaker 7 (35:58):
Mike? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Man, The Daking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio HODAK.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Welcome back, your messive backbones. You're listening to The Big Show,
brought to you by Night and.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Day. The podcast outro that we did today, which is
what we record a sort of a warm up before
we do.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
The show proper. Do you think we need to explain
what it is every night?

Speaker 7 (36:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I think someone might be joining us for the first time. Um.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
And by the way, you can catch the podcast today
on YouTube. It'll be released tomorrow YouTube.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Yeah. It takes Punkstarnu of twenty four hours to sort
of put it together and cut it up and stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's a doozy today from recollection it was a doozy.
It was an extra long one. And that'll be auble
at seven thirty tonight.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Re get your potties from just search Hoduky Big Show
Tonight's clip.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Here's a little snippet. It's called menage.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Good to go for it.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
If it had to be me or Keyzy. I can't
believe you thought about you thought about it from him.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Actually, I actually did, and then my brain just went off.
I did actually picture it for a while. Incidentally, the
answer to that question, Mogi is you.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Thank Yeah, I appreciate that. Why Mogi, you're not me? Oh,
I've got my reasons.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
It's because of the thing you were saying in the
party about how you don't want an absolute stallion in
their ah but you look bad, make me look bad.
That's what you were saying in the podcast. I'm assuming
that's the reason why you'd prefer Mogi was involved with
a threesome with you.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Are you saying that Moggie is not a stallion?

Speaker 8 (37:42):
Yeah, well I think what he's saying is that he's
a stallion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you can sort of tell,
you know, he just raised it.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
I can't tell.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Yeah, yeah, I'm a stallion, all right, Steria, A snorting
stallion with a yeah, a rutting stallion with a little
button must.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
Exu what you keezy?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, that'd be funny, Yeah, a little there.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Hey, what's next? It's old what's for? Teau's here with me,
Casey sitting through what you're having for dinner? On three
four eight three, and we're going to do that next.
So cool, it's not that funny.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Shut up the whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
David Bowie there on the radio Hodachi Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
But right now it's time for What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good Man.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Kesey, don't even bother me. I just think we do
it for too long. It was nice doing it high there, Jason,
thank you you're voice.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
And yeah, last night I watched Seinfeld, so good man,
and the episodes are really funny at the moment, Wow,
really really good.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
They've come good.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
We went through about probably twenty episodes.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
That were garbage.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Do you think it was a whole season that was
a bit off and then it was sort of across
a couple of seasons. But very yeah, no, very very good.

Speaker 7 (39:21):
What was the last night?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I can't remember anyway, Signfeld?

Speaker 7 (39:23):
What do you watch?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Chase? I went back to the Old Man with Jeff
Bridges and John tell us everything that happened.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
I won't tell you everything that happens, but I will
say this because I gave it four and a half
out of five, but come down, no, five out of five. Oh,
little subtleties getting revealed all the time, which is really nice.
But also what I'm really enjoying about it is it's complicated,
but it's not so complicated that you're.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Sitting there going what the is going on?

Speaker 4 (39:51):
So it's easy to follow, but you've got to pay
attention obviously, and everyone that's in it's really good, right.
The performances are excellent, the story is excellent, the acting
is excellent. Disney check it out. The Old Man, how good?

Speaker 6 (40:07):
Yeah, speaking of five stars out of five, five busies. Sorry,
celebrity chooser Island Last Night?

Speaker 7 (40:13):
Oh yeah? Is that on every night?

Speaker 6 (40:15):
It's on three nights a week on Plus. I think
it might be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, which is nice because
for the next like four weeks or five weeks or
whatever it is, we have a show to watch. It's
it's mindless. You turn it on, we fast forward through
the charity challenges because that's there's nothing, no steaks, it's
just raising money for your charity, which is nice.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, but we want to see the drama the beef,
do you.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
That's a good idea and it would occur to me
this year, there's a guy Tarmody Tomody Coffee, Tarmiti Coffee,
former breakfast presenter. Yeah, and he did this thing in
the very first challenge and he cheated, and he knows
he cheated, and he is sticking to his guns that no,
I didn't cheat. And it is like cringe worthy watching

(40:58):
a guy lie and you've got twenty camera angles of it.
Everyone's then doing diary cams going just admit that you lied, man,
And that team is now their morale is completely rooted
because everyone thinks he's a liar and he's too proud
to admit that he's not light and that he's like.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
That's the only reason I'd do a show like that
is to just really screw it up. But lie, cheat, yes,
see double stab people on the back, people in the
front and the front.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I'd be horrendous.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yes, if you're able to smoke darries as well, so
I'd being a hoo of the mood.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, do you know what?

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Like at the end of this episode, there was a
situation where they played a steal and stole some stuff, Right,
you're about to do that, and both teams started chirping
each other like yeah, all right, yeah, we're going to
get you, like genuinely leffed off with each other.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
And I was like, I was like, this is really weird.
This is going to be good eating. This sounds like
good eating though for a celebrity Trees rioln It.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Is juicy, and you can tell that the people doing
it have never watched the show before and don't realize
how much of a deck they're going to look like
when it's on TV.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
It's so good, it's so you'd.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
Be very entertaining on it, actually, Jays, Yeah, I wouldn't
watch it though, No, most people wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
If you're on it, most people probably would. J Yeah,
just to see how I'd cope with no darries. You're true,
you know the way to do it. Maybe actually put
me on an island somewhere. Ye sweet.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
As the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and a.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Ce DC there on the radio Hotarky Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. Now, Mogi, only three more sleeps mate to
the Big Fight. Yeah, David Nika down at the What's
It vinc Via Duct de Vince Center, and we want
a couple of backbones to join us at our Backbone table, don't.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
We feel on sure do backbone.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
If you've never been to a live boxing fight, or
maybe you have, but you've never set ringside at the tables,
which costs thousands of dollars ten thousand or something more
to get just a table, and then that has about
eight people on it.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
But as part of that you are close to the fight.
It's a formal weird area, so you gotta put a
jacket on and stuff, and you get free three course meal,
free booze all night, responsibly of course, dessert, little treats
and stuff. It's really great and you're right up close
and personal. Yeah, if you want to mate, would like
to win that, go to your phone and get it out.
Text the word fight to three four eight three. You're

(43:27):
gonna link to ant. I believe we're going to announce
that at the end of this week. So a pretty
quick thing. Yeah, yeah, worth doing it as Manuka Doctor
presents David yuk v Tommy Kryptonite carp and see.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yeah, that's very exciting and I'm genuinely looking forward to that.
Never been to a live fight before, seeing men smack
the living crap out of each other.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
No, no combat sport at all, you've never been to
see anything? No, it is great or do you just
go okay, you've seen Okay.

Speaker 8 (43:57):
What will make it a bit different will be being
so close because I've been to a few I've been
to a few charity boxing thingings. Then seen mates fight.
That was a good time. Yes, I went to the
Israel ad to say in you're fighting against Strickland last year,
but it was a little bit further away.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, so yeah, I WoT.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Wait, I've been I've been to about sex fights and
I think four of them. I was at tables like
this because I was working for Sky at the time.
And you're sitting below the ring, right, the ring is
there and they're slightly up high and you might be
like five maybe ten meters back on a table, so
a lot of it as you're looking up at the
big screen, but then.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Directly below it is the fight and it's it's great.
It's a really good way to watch.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yeah, looking forward to it. So make sure you get
involved in that. If you want to join us on
the Backbone table, I'd love to see you there.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Text fights to three four eight three you get a
link to enter there, or if you want to watch it.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
It is live on Dezonne, which is daz n dot com.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
The hurd Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisey.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Well, there you go, your man, dastards. That's your Wednesday
down and dusted. Ogie your plans for the night please,
I am going to a play tonight now, oh god,
how TV?

Speaker 8 (45:09):
You're going to a play called Me My Mother and
Susie Cato starring the magnificent Magnificent Florence Hadigan. She was
a madam so ultimately you know how that goes tomorrow?
Should have made character And no, that's Tony Collette, madame lady. Okay,
oh yeah, I know how Rachel Rachel, I know who
you're talking about. I always get them confused. Jason, Rachel

(45:33):
Griffiths and Tony cleta Australian actor the same age.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Pretty I thought.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Rachel Griffith was an American actor, but there you go Australian. Okay, good, Yeah,
what are you up to, Kesy?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Tonight?

Speaker 6 (45:46):
My wife is on focus groups all night on via
Zoom focus Groups till ten pm. She's watching some focus
group reactions to some stuff she's doing at work, and
so she has to do that in the office for
three hours.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
So I'm going to go home. She's already made dinner apparently,
eat dinner, play PlayStation. Have a we porch, Peggy Patton,
have a porch? What do you think I said? Have
a we pawn? Yeah, I'm want to go home and
have a we pawn. What are you doing tonight, Jason,
I'm just going to chill out tonight, talk to my wife.
Are you guys on speaking to terms now?

Speaker 7 (46:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah, no, we're going We're going along. Great guns, Thanks mate,
that's good. That's probably it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Really watch a bit of TV's.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Great okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, No bullshit about going to
the gym or making it to the gym.

Speaker 8 (46:32):
Yeah yeah, And I've already made love so the gym today, Fellas,
I don't need to go to the sauna, all right.
And there's an old fellow. There's a guy that went
in there completely nude, just with a face cloth to
put over his downstairs. But he put his bear ass
on the bench. People are weird, man.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I don't think that's too crazy for a sauna.

Speaker 8 (46:55):
It isn't the sense of who else is said on
there with their beer ass and balls and do you
want to sit on that?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Gross, Tfkez was in there. In that scenario would have gone,
here we go, man face cloth. There'd be a bit
of a Yeah, I'd bang the old man and.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Ye man, the three sim we talked about on the
outtray today. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I don't know, man. Yeah, I bang the old guy
with the flannel overs downstairs.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Jason. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Hey, make sure yeah, make sure you listen to the podcasts.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Don't check out the Instagram accoun because it's a new
video out. I believe there's a new video out. And yeah,
have a good night, okay bye, thanks mate,