FULL SHOW: The Final Big Show Breakfast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hob Aking Big Show Show thanks to crape Worthy
street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Don't fight.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
It's time to go over size.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, This is the biggest, biggest,
shot Big Show with Jason Hoys, Mike Minogue and Key Oh,
good morning New Zealand. Great to have your company. There's
Friday morning. It is the twenty sixth of August. Oh,

(00:32):
what did I say, AUGUSTA? I want a bone to
pack right up?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
No?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
No, are you great? ALTI please, We've got to do
the Bunning's trade stuff.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Man.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Yeah, come on, Jason Man, Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Great to have your company this Friday morning. It is
the twenty six of war. Ah am I saying August.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Because Tugs written August on your sheet.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
That was my bone to pick and he's written the
twenty fifth of all.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
That is shocking. I'm over. There's crack. I'm not showing
this show.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Pugs, Pugs, Pugs, Can you play the show opener again?
I was going to play the apology music. Okay, we'll
read it. Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's time to go off size.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
This is not the biggest, biggest, Fist, The Biggest, Biggest Shot.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Big Show with Jason Hoys, Mike.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Minogue and.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Good Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, hang on, what that's my Joe?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I just figure if you're going to cock it up,
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'm going to do it. Okay, stay, you can do it.
Good Morning New Zealand, play TV Company this anything. It's
the twenty sixth of September. Though my sheet doesn't say that.
I hope you're woken up feeling tickety boo. You're listening
to the Big Show, doing the book for show brought

(02:05):
to you by Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
Load up on landscaping with Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh keezy, here are you going? Man? I mean a
bit of a bit of a rocky start there, buddy.
But yeah, we just pil on, don't we.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
There's nothing better than when you start rough and then
you correct it and then at the end of the
day you walk out of that studio and everyone's applauding.
They won't ever remember the start of the show. I
mean I will. I'll be thinking about it all day.
I'll be listening to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well I'm a perfectionist, as you know, so I'm going
to be iffing and Jeff and all the way home
about that. And I want to be blaming pugs too.
You threw me under the bus there, and you're wearing
a stupid hat.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
There's no rope on it. Man. Yeah, that's great, thank you.
It's about motorbikes. Thanks Chris. You're looking good though. Jase,
you've just got your your cozy sweater on. That's not
that's not a I'm not having a jab you, just
like you got your cozy sweater on.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
A bit of a story about the sweater. Actually, I
bought it on the weekend when I went over to
way Heiki because it was freezing and I was wearing
a very thin shirt and my wife said, what is
going by you a sweater? Because my nipples were aching
from the cold. And I bought the special the sweater
and it was on special. And then when I went
to pay for it, it didn't go through and I said,
hang on, that was on special and she said, not

(03:23):
that color.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Ah, it was filthy.

Speaker 9 (03:26):
Two things, it's a hoodie, not a sweater.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
That was my fault. I said, sweater.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
See everyone's throwing me under the back seat.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
And secondly, you can tell it's cozy because it's already
pilling around the hood there.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Jess has been wearing that non stop. Have you even
to Beard? Ah?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah? Man?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Can I just say, how are you doing? New Zealand
three four eights Give us a text as well, Sorry, pugs,
How are you doing? Man? Yeah, I'm good? Thank you?
Really good? Sweet Now, how about the rest of our
beautiful country? How are you doing? Three four eight three?
Give us a text of us? Now, what you're up
to this morning? How things are going, whether you're enjoying
the Big Show, doing breakfast? If I can just say,
great show so far.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Let us know how you're getting on. How are you
feeling this morning, New Zealand three four eight three. You're
feeling good about the day? You're feeling shithouse?

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Speaking of feeling shithouse, jas, yeah, Let me just apologize
for that whole debarcle in the start there.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, to be fair, I mean I should have known better.
I should know what the date is punksan and you
know my brain hasn't woken up yet. That's a problem.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
If it makes you feel any better. The rundown yesterday
also see it August and you still nailed it, man. Yeah, yeah,
I do wonder if I'm cut out for this breakfast stuff,
fellas after the morning that I've had, and now for
people that regularly get up at this time, this is
going to sound real punishing, which is everyone listening, which
is literally everyone listening. However, I'm on drive time, so

(04:49):
I get up at eight o'clock every day, and I
go to be very very late because we do the
drive show usually. And now I set my alarm for
about what four thirty this morning, and got up, got really,
got in the shower. I got it up, got out
of the shower, did all my did all my bits,
and put some moisturizer on just so I didn't feel

(05:10):
crusty because it's the morning, you know what I mean,
put my cool outfit on and my cool hat, and
packed my lunch, got my laptop, and then stood in
the hall and checked my phone and it was two o'clock.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
No, are you serious? Not five o'clock. Did you know
at any point look at your phone?

Speaker 8 (05:25):
I did look at my phone. I turned my alarm
off when I got alarm for two.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
I woke up.

Speaker 8 (05:30):
Thinking my alarm went off, got up, turned it off,
saw that it said four point forty as.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
The alarm, not the time.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
Yeah, And then got out of bed and got in
the shower and got ready, and I was standing in
my hallway like a massive decade.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
I've never ever even heard of anyone doing that. That's amazing.
Out the gate.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
I was standing there just holding my little briefcase, just like,
what am I going to do now?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (05:52):
So I took my head off and I got back
into bed, like the top layer of my bed and
pulled the blanket up and tried to go back to sleep.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
My guess is you didn't get any extra sleep.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
I did get back to sleep for about twenty minutes,
and it was just horrific nightmares.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Right, it was so good.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I've done the thing when I've been filming and stuff,
and that's you know, they're terrible hours. You have to
be on set at like five o'clock in the morning
and Manakau, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's terrible.
And I've done the set the alarm but to the PM,
not the AM.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Oh, that'll do it. And you've missed you've been late?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yes, And I get a call on my phone on set,
going where are you jas.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
My god, right, and then how long would it take
you to get ready because you're way out west, you're
deep out west or.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Deep in the bush, a deep well. In that sort
of scenario, I can react. I'm very good at reacting,
and it's just do stution them out there.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Have you had any disasters in the morning, Keezy?

Speaker 9 (06:54):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
No, I don't think so. I'm usually a pretty onto
it employee, Like I'll get here on time this morning. Literally,
you set my alarm for I think ten to five,
woke up at ten to five, straight in the shower,
get changed, here at work, ready to go, and I
know the date. Well, good for you, it's so cool, man,
that's great. Goody, you're a man. Keezy Hey, keep those

(07:17):
texts coming on three four eight three. By the way,
want to know how your morning's going.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodakey.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's time for the history of Yesterday, Today, tomorrow, timaru.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Ah, Oh yeah, gos rules man Hey Fellas. On this
day in nineteen eighty one, American tennis player Serena Williams
was born. Oh, happy birthday. Serena, she doesn't listen to
the show.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Man, Come on, ah, how do you know that man
could be amazed that people that listen to the show keezy.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
I'm amazed anyone listens to the show funny, so, Serena Williams,
not really. I went to the old tennis here in
Auckland at the What's was it the A's to Heineken Open?
What a while ago? If it was the old tennis?
This was about five years ago, pugs correct. And I
was in the I was in a corporate box from

(08:16):
a sponsor of our TV show at that time. Very
lucky to be there. Nipped out to go wheeze, and
this lady came out of the opposite door, right next
to the men's door, and I was, oh, sorry after you,
and it was Serena Williams mind blown.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I was in a nightclub and there we go.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Now you go in Australia, you don't go to nightclubs.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
And as I came out of the nightclub, this other
person came out of the nightclub. Guess who it was.

Speaker 9 (08:46):
The same nightclub or the nightclub opicer the.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Same night club Kylie Minogue and I went, oh good,
A just been for Weze have you.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Did you go? Old Mogi? Also on this day, now,
this is interesting Stenner's love. Petrov, a Soviet military officer,
this is the nineteen eighty three, decided that a computer
warning about a US missile strike on the Soviet Union
was a false alarm. This is the closest the world
has ever until like right now, obviously has ever come

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to like a full all out World War three. Because
his job was to notice whenever a US missile strike
was happening on the Soviet Union and straightaway call the
president or who was in charge of the Soviet Union,
not the president, who woul that beat putin No, this
is in the eighties. I don't know, my history is terrible,
but basically called straight to the government and then they
would instantly fire back on the US, targeting major cities

(09:38):
like New York, Washington and la. However, he was like,
hang on, this is so weird. Why how the hell
is this happening. He decided to just ignore it and
it was a false alarm. You mentioned if you got
that wrong one undercent. That single guy stopped that from happening.
It's amazing. On this day of nineteen sixty nine, the
Beatles released Abbey Road, which was the last recorded album,

(10:02):
and then It Says Here Let It Be was mostly
recorded earlier than abbey Road was released later, but Abby
Road was the last time they got together recorded an
album and it was released on this day, nineteen sixty nine. Jays,
how old were you then?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Come on?

Speaker 10 (10:14):
Man?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
What I was nowhere? Never being born at that stage? Keezy?

Speaker 5 (10:20):
That's right because you're forty one A So your birthdays
on Sunday? Actually no, like what year?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Pardon?

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Also on this day in fifteen eighty, how old were you?
The Njason? After nearly three years see English Admiral Sir
Francis Drake arrived in Plymouth Harbor, England, completing a circumnavigation
of the world. That is your history of today, tomorrow
and tomorrow as well.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well done man, thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
The Hodarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four on Radio Holarky.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
How good it's Friday? A fels are absolutely are you
fizzing about that?

Speaker 5 (10:54):
I personally am. Straight after the show, I'm driving down
to Towdunner nice, how good, Pop into taoa Mutu and
visit a motorbike man to get some parts from a motorbike.
How cool is that, Fellas. Then I'll be going to
see the parents and then I'll be going out for
dinner tonight, So I personally am for is that? What
are you doing that? Pugs me? Personally? Are you covering

(11:14):
our show again? No?

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Right, No, I believe Angelina Gray is going to be
popping in to cover the big show, God for more iconic.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Moments for her to play there.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
And then I've got a couple of beast mates driving
up from Wellington today coming to stay with me for
the weekend for my best mate's thirtieth tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Well that sounds very excited, Yeah, Jace.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I was he having a birthday tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Is he my mate?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Yeah, yeah, what it's just we all know his birthdays today, Jace.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's just that, you know it's I think you guys
are bluffing. I don't think you're doing any of the
stuff you just talked about because it's my birthday on Sunday, Jace.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
It is your birthday on Sunday. You're turning forty forty one,
forty one, and the one thing you don't want for
your birthday is anyone from work showing up. You want
to be alone. I know this for a fact. So
we've decided to we all we were all going to
do a surprise party for you, but we've decided and
stared to just leave you to it and barely even
mention it. And that's the best gift you'd get. You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, you know, I don't want you guys to feel
like you can't do anything or get me anything. You
know when people say no, don't get me anything. I'm
not one of those people. I mean, if you guys
want us, you know, do a surprise party, or if
you want us sort of buy me stuff, fill your boots.
I mean, I don't want to stifle you guys in
any way in terms of celebrating what it's a very

(12:27):
significant birthday, my forty first.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Well, but the thing is, Jason, if we're going to
do a surprise party, I need to talk to your
wife and it will likely be at your house.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh you know, let's not do that.

Speaker 9 (12:40):
How about the gift of peace and quiet, Jess and
not hearing from us at all.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I'm actually going up to Munga Pi to hang out
with my mother in law, so that'll be really nice.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
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Speaker 2 (13:07):
Jase, stop putting on a voice.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
I'm not putting on a voice. It's my it's my
quite clearly my voice. Can I have the music back player? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
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Speaker 2 (13:52):
I expect the All Blacks to be human. If they
don't come out with a head of steam on, I'm
going to be furious.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
You want them to come out waste?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Like when I entertaining rugby keys, That would be hilarious.
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Speaker 2 (14:35):
Great stuff.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Keys.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
He Actually, I'm ready fizzing about this All Black Test match.
Give us your score predictions, New Zealand on three four
eight three. I mean it's at Eden Park, so it's
a given we're gonna win for a start. No, you
can't talk like that because we haven't lost here. I
think if I'm correct, it's like eighty seven years actually
eighty eight years. Oh, eighty eight years. Damn it, I
knew it was something like that.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah. See, this is the issue with all blacks fans,
and you just go, oh, we're gonna win it, and
you expect to win it.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
No, but it's eating part though, No doesn't. No one
else is allowed to win an eating part.

Speaker 7 (15:02):
I know.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
But that's the difference between all black fans of Warriors fans.
As I go, We're probably gonna blow this massively by
thirty points because I'm a Warriors fan.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, but that's because the Warriors suck.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Well yeah, but I mean no, not that I mean yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Here you plenty of tasts coming through on three four
eight three on how people's mornings are fellers. And also
I've noticed people commenting on the Big Show doing breakfast
for a Friday morning, What a pleasure to wake up
to you three stallions? Oh isn't that nice? That is lovely?
Than this one here says what's the frequency for the breeze?
So you know, with every compliment there is also the opposite.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, you get a slapping down, and so you should.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
What about this backbone here feeling shagged had a big
day yesterday. I want more details than that.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Oh yeah, totally yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
What were you up to morning feelers. I've been baking
pie since four am, so all the mighty backbones can
stop and grab a hearty bricky on their way to work.
Kia kaha.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
And this is genuine. I have this fantasy actually of
being a baker. I think that would be a great life.
I mean the hours of crap, but getting up at
the cracker dawn and baking bread and pine that smells
How good, man?

Speaker 5 (16:18):
How good? However, you currently have one of the easiest
jobs in the world and you still go if sake
every time you have to go to work. So waking
up and being at.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
The baby you know, man, are you in my house? No?
How do you know I do that? Keezy?

Speaker 5 (16:33):
I don't need to be in your house to know
that you do that.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Jays, every pie would just have hoody j spit particles
in it from him going before he puts the top on.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
They'll be like, wow, these are heated naturally using size.
Good morning, glease here at work already, international freight forwarder
backbone looking forward to an early knockoff today. Then start
hydrating for an AB's thirteen plus victory. Yeah, man, totally
over Australia. Someone else has said Eden Park two Wallabies eleven.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, that's a very good call.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Actually, Morning Fellas sounding fantastic this morning, Pugsy Messi of
Backbone spit roasting the Morning and Drive show. What Jason
Tony pick up your game? Fellas. It's very confusing because
there's actually an announcer on our station called Tony already, Yes,
Tony of course, so like jokingly calling me Tony, you know,
it's a bit confusing for the listeners. I think we

(17:24):
just sort of drop it.

Speaker 9 (17:25):
Well, I don't think he's joking because you are wearing
your Tony jacket as we speak.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
I am on the right, that's true. Yeah yeah yeah so.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
And weirdly you've got a sort of Tony kind of face.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
The hell does that mean?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
An interesting investment opportunity for the Big Show. You guys
are keen When I said the Big Show, I think
it's more of a we all put our own personal
money in rather than try and get Holduki, who famously
have deep pockets to buy it for us, so it
is actually ours.

Speaker 9 (17:59):
Now.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
This happened a couple of days ago. It was a
luxury yacht. It was called Maritime. Oh clever, it's like
maritime with an O on the end of it. Maybe
it's mad Timur, but I doubt it. It's sunk near
Slipper Islands while being towed to fun today. Now, the
reason why this is interesting is because it's a it's
a it's a launch, twenty meter long launch, right, luxury yacht. Nice.

(18:24):
It sank for the second time, right, So this is
the second time that this launch has sank, which means
the value of this thing is through the floor. Like,
who's going to buy a boat that sunk twice?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, I wouldn't say, you know, off the bat. It
doesn't sound like a great investment, no, I know. Now,
given a boat, you're buying a boat and it's sunk twice.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
It had previously sunk in May near Todunger and was
salvaged months earlier. No fuel or oil was on board.
It was lying in four meters of water and was
anchor to prevent movements, so minimal movement under the water.
Only four meters down that's not that far. No, but
the thing is a usual yacht of this sort of
class of the size sells between two and three million dollars.

(19:06):
Oh jeez, So I'm suggesting we buy this one. We
throw them a you know, oh man, that it's Maritimo's
obviously got really bad juju.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Might a time more.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Yeah, it's obviously got terrible juju. We'll flick you out
of like fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yes, well I've got yes, sweet, it's funny you should
talk about investments. I've got all my dog squad money
just sitting there, and I'm thinking to myself, what am
I going to do with that?

Speaker 9 (19:30):
Yeah, Chris, and I've got all my big show producer money,
so I can probably front foot this.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
And you've got Game of Two Halves money to get
rid of as well.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
So I'm starting to think none of us have IDIO money.
If you're comparing it to Game of Two Halves money,
would you guys be keen? Obviously we need to change
the name because that's bad juju.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Well, actually, there is something in that sort of scenario
where you get something at its lowest eb yes, and
then you buy it, do it up to all its
glory because we could get your dad involved.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
Yeah, that's a good point. Like, so, for example, whoever
buys your house exactly?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
You know my house is one of those houses that's
a real doer rapper Yeah yeah, yeah last year. I've
been there for like twenty ideas and I've never done
a rapper.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah yeah yeah. And so your house is the equivalent
of a launch that's sunk twice and has been underwater.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well, i'd say eight or nine times, right, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
I've got a great name for it too, Yes, because
it can't swim, we call it hoidy Jake, what do
you think you guys?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Then?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, count me in maning Pugs. How much of that
fifteen grand I reckon fifteen is pretty reasonable? We'll probably
check your fifteen bucks fifteen dollars man, Jace, You've got
the rest of your dog squad money.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
No worries man, Hell yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Let's talk TV what so on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, what have you guys been watching on Telly?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Man?

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Because Mogie's not here?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I've been continuing with the comedy series Brassic which I
just sort of stumbled upon, and it's basically the story
of a forgotten corner of northern England. Vinnie and his
mates are stone broke, driven to a life of pebby crime. Now,
I've got to say the main character, Vinnie, played by
Joseph Gilgen, is superb.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Really Yeah, He's one of those.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Lead actors that just has a lot of charisma and
you just warm to him. But what I really like
about this particular comedy series is very funny, and it's
stupid and funny, but every now and then they have
some very nice dramatic moments, and I always like comedies
that sort of can do that, play with the sort

(21:48):
of drama of it as well, and actually own it
a bit, not just sort of write it off.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah right, It's like the famous one for me that
always jumps my mind is the final episode of Black
at a when they all go over the top and
it like, you know, that's been four seasons of them
taking the person, very very funny and then all of
a sudden at the end is very poignant. Yes, and
it almost hits harder when comedies do that.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I think it does actually, because you know, you're laughing
your ass off most of the time, and then all
of a sudden something really emotional and full on happens
and you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, because your volnis.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Where did you watch it?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I think it's a Netflix Netflix?

Speaker 5 (22:21):
And how many we usually do the buzzy rating?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:24):
How many busies out of five do you give it?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Look, I'll give it a solid three point nine buzzies?

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Right, okay, of good? Yeah, I have been watching and
I watched another episode last night on TV and Z
plus British sitcom. It's called Here We Go. It's from
the point of view of this ridiculous family, very disorganized
and this son wants to be a documentary filmmaker, so
every episode is shot from him in his handicam. Now,
I've just been reading the reviews. A lot of people
find the point of view angles and stuff make them

(22:50):
a bit queasy if you're prone to what's it call
when you get motions?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Motions?

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Yes, I hate that, but it is absolutely hilarious. You've
got all these great actors from all these great TV shows,
British ones. You've got Tom Besden, who was an afterlife
Katherine Parkinson who was in the It Crowd, Jim Howard
was in six Education, and my favorite character Alison Stidman
who plays Pamela and Gavin and Stacey. If you enjoy

(23:15):
British humor, check out Here we Go on TV's in Plus.
I give it and I've four point two buzzies out
of five.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Siri, can you remind me to watch Here We Go? Please?

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
You know you've got an android. You've got an android?
Speaking of androids, pugs, What did you watch? That's not
very nice?

Speaker 6 (23:33):
Chris?

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Why? I watched American Dad.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
My sister finally gave me the code for Disney Plus account,
so I jump back on that and I watched the
episode where Stan is trying to make Steve, his son
a man, like, a more manly man, and so he
takes him on a kettle drive with his mates. But
what he doesn't know is all the cattle going to
the slaughterhouse have I think it's tuberculosis or mad cat disease,
and so Stan eating some of the jerkey from the cows,

(23:56):
goes mad.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
It's really good. It's really good stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Order's really into American Dad at the moment.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
It's great it's great. It scratches my family. Guy.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
That's good stuff. Fellas. Coming up after seven o'clock A
chance for you to join us potentially and Fiji to
play golf. We'll be playing a cute call. Get ready
to call eight hundred Haducky plus chance to win some
cash with the Hurdacky Breakfast, Mastermind, the.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarky in the Biggest Show,
Our biggest shot, biggest, biggest speak Show with.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Jason and.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
You'll welcome back here as a backbones. I hope your
Friday morning is going along, tickety boot. You're listening to
the Hodaki Big Show Breakfast brought to you by Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
Load up on landscaping with Bummings Trade Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
We've got some sacks of soil to give away, so
if you text us three for eight. Three have also
got gardening gloves for the people that are wanting to
know if we've still got the hose. We gave away
all the hose yesterday.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
The hose are gone. Yeah, just on the sacks of soil. Jase.
I feel like like it's on us to be more
specific with what it actually is. It's potting mix, and
the sacks are four liters, so you can't just say soil.
You have to be very specific because people want different things,
you know, and they've very clearly sent over five bags

(25:33):
of potting mix and one bag of fertilizer.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Sorry, no, that's a really fair point, Keezy. Yeah, my
brains shut down at the moment. It's potting mix, four liters.
We've got four bags of that to give away, and
one bag of fertilizer and a bag of fertilizer.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
Somebody's texting on three for three. Are you guys giving
away the snags? They sell out front? That was yesterday?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yesterday?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Did you post those off, by the way.

Speaker 8 (25:55):
Pugs most of them? Yes, I had to do drive
so I sort of that. There's a few that are
quite cold out there in the envelopes. They just need
to fart them off to the post office. You posted them,
Was that not the idea?

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Well, you gotta curry them. It's a sausage. Could probably
gonna get cold. That's fine. People can reheat them.

Speaker 9 (26:10):
You've got to ear fries now, man.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
The bread will be all soggy though.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Pugs, well, hang on, did you put a sausage in
an envelope and then put it in a post box?

Speaker 3 (26:19):
No?

Speaker 8 (26:19):
I put the sausage in bread with the person's combination
onions and tomatoes was a mustard, and I put that
in the envelope.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
You put it in an envelope, paper envelope and put
that into a post box. Yeah, that's what you asked
me to do. No, I asked you to put in
a courier bag, like, because now it just sounds ridiculous
putting a sausage into an envelope, you know, like whereas
you go, oh, it's going into a currier bag. Oh
that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Hey, keasy, what's up? Packs has been working as ours off? Mate,
don't you be having a guard at them? I mean,
it is a stupid thing for him to put a
sausage in an envelope.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Come on, man, I mean it's.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
A rocky mistake. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
And I remember when I put my first sausage in
an envelope.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
You know, you guys ever heard the phrase many hands
make the sausages light work?

Speaker 5 (27:00):
No, neither. Philly just made that up.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on radio.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Hoky, Hey, fell as, I was rummaging through some files
last night. Oh yeah, we've got a big drawer of
files at our places when we check you know, yeah,
sort of warranty manuals for appliances, things like that. Things
you think, Oh, I better keep this.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
The one that you're talking about, the one underneath the deli.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Draw that's the one.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah, it's the biggest draw we've got, and it's just
full of pieces of paper and we were looking for
a specific piece of paper. So we got all the
files out my wife and I was set on the
couch rifling through them all and my wife came across
one and she was like, what the hell's this and
then she cracked up laughing after reading it. It was
a doctor's note from an appointment that I had had

(27:52):
a number of years ago, about ten years ago. And
she instantly said, I'm going to send this to Jason
Pugs because I know Jason, you in particularly have a
soft spot for any ailments that young Kezy was facing.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well, this is the thing. The breakfast audience might not
know this, but Keysy was a very sickly child. He
spent a large part of his time in a bubble. Yeah,
he had terrible knee x. No behind n.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
It wasn't that bad.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah. He also had.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
You know, asthma, mar and swimmer's ear.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
He basically had a nebulizer attached to his body at
all times.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
I got my adenoids out out.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
He was known as Wheezy Keysy.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
No one called me Keesy before I started here, man,
but these things are all Wow, these things are true.
Completely forgot about this ailment, you know, when you've had
so many ailments, you forget. I'm going to read you
the description of what the doctor written down as a note.
I want you, guys to guess what ailment it was.
All right, developed pain while lifting washing machine. Worse after

(29:01):
eating large meals, avoid straining if possible.

Speaker 9 (29:06):
What do you think that is worse after eating large meals?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
That sounds well, it can be either two things from
my point of view, either herpes or gone area.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Look, I'm not I've never like I'm gonna be honest,
it's not either of those things. Can gotterea be worse
after large meals?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Oh really you've had it?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well, No, just from what you've told me in the past,
what I've.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Told you at the past you've.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Had, you know, when you had gone area and then
you had the really hot spicy noodles, that's right, And
it was just atrocity, and I was.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Like, oh, I shouldn't have been those noodles. So many noodles.
I start because my gottorreea flared up. That's right, I forgot.
It's not that.

Speaker 7 (29:54):
No.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
And also, you don't develop pain from gonorea after lifting
a washing machine. I don't think you can do once again,
how do you know?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Because you told me.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
I forgot pugs? Do you ever guess?

Speaker 8 (30:08):
I'm trying to think of stuff that happens. I mean,
did you siasis flair up?

Speaker 5 (30:12):
No, it wasn't sweet. That's like the forehead pearly thing,
a chronic skin. Oh really, how do you irritation?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Well?

Speaker 9 (30:21):
I mean I used to be an Expec kid too, Keezy,
I got your back, man.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
You gotta make fun of him jas Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I make a habit of making fun of anyone. Keezy.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Yeah, because the thing that made my wife laugh so
much was that it's worse after eating huge meals. Yes,
and they have to avoid straining, so you were eating
quite a lot of this time. Apparently apparently you know
that that would flare it up. Someone just text your
hemorrhoids wasn't hemorrhoids.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
That does make sense though, the straining, because you did
have hemorhoids.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Did I Did I tell you about that?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah? I remember you telling me about it because and you,
funnily enough, you've just been overseas.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
And which country again?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
It was Vietnam ex Yeah, and you just had some
really spicy dumplings and you were saying to me that
hoidy j whatever you do with the roids, don't eat
spicy dumplings. That's right tonight.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Here tell you what. We'll play this little thing here
and then I'll let you know what it actually was to.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Get in the drawer to join the Fellers in Fiji
call eight hundred hodaki.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Uh No, it wasn't any of that stuff.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
It was a hernia and hernia at what twenty three?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Did you get the hernia from being on the toilet,
a toilet and straining to get the spicy dumplings out.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
For being on the toilet? No, I got it from
lifting a washing machine. Jays, are you even having a
huge meal and eating a huge meal?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Her pies, the Hierarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Hodarky got to.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Say, Actually, I was looking at myself in the mirror
before I got on the shower today, and I'm thinking,
do we do the fake ten? Because as you know,
my legs aren't great, they're pretty withered pins when you
add in the fact that they've been covered up all winter,
they're very white. My whole body is white. Do we
do the fake ten?

Speaker 5 (32:17):
So is it? Why do you want to do the
fake tan? Because I'm going to Fiji to potentially get
a ten. I mean I'm already ten, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah, you've already got a s.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Same. Actually I'm blessed son A Hue. And the thing
is right, I get where you're coming from, because we're
hosting breakfast. Jeremy Wells is magically ten all year round,
and definitely he's definitely not running a tanning bed. Do
you try to like, what, why do you want to
be ten over there so your legs look good?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Well, I'm just really well, they're never going to look good, right,
I just don't want them looking so bad. But also
you've got to remember Mogi's going to be over there,
and Mogi has the mostraordinary body. I mean, I don't
know if you fell have noticed this.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
I've seen it. It's pretty pale though.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
He's cut glass marble.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
You should have seen him before Europe?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Have you in his gusses?

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Does anyone want to play play golf and Fiji with us?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Could be Keen, Alex, your mayor Bassett? How's life got bloody?

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Good legends? Sore you guys doing?

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Thanks mate? How Alex? What do you do for a
crass mate?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
We supply the backbones of this nation? Working mate, plumbing gear?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Tell me how Actually like a bit of a bit
of a whack on the golf course.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
I love a whack?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, man. Did you have a handicap or anything like that?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Ah mate, I'm pretty handicapped when it comes to golf,
not the best.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
But I like Kevin a go.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah sort of keesy mode.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Yeah, so you've fit in well with Jase actually and Alex.
If you win, men, you get to bring someone with you.
Who would you bring? I'd have to be a beautiful
wife show man. Yeah yeah, what what you're You're in
the drawer, Alex? And good luck?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Thanks boys, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Thanks mate. Good eight bens in your mad barset. How's live?

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Yeah, good mate, not too bad? Not too bad?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Hey, Benson, what's your body like? I mean, are you
really cat? Are you? I mean? Are you going to
shame us when we're over in Fiji with your extraordinary body?

Speaker 6 (34:18):
I'm no magi. I'm not too sloppy, but I'm definitely
no mogi. I'm not I'm not cut like a bloody
glass glass glass house.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah, tell me more more keesy. You kind of let
yourself go a little bit. Yeah, it sounds like a
keasy to men. What do you do for a crass mate?

Speaker 6 (34:39):
I'm a project manager.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
Yeah, backbone manager, the bad plenty whereabouts man? I live
maca beautiful part of the world. My brother lives in
Normakador actually fun fit.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah yeah, interesting the old project managing, isn't it? Because
I'd be I'd be terrible at it. I guess you've
got to have a sort of organizational kind of bent,
don't you. You've got to be able to delicate, don't you, Benson?

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Yeah, definitely, She's differently not an easy job.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Do you say delicate?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yea delicate? Yeah, yeah, I told you my brain I've
just had a disgusting instant coffee for a start, that's
just ruined.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Me, made things worse, Benson. If you win, Man, who
will you bring with you?

Speaker 6 (35:20):
I'd probably have to let my two brother in laws
down and definitely take my beautiful wife as well.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
She is very beautiful.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
She is very very very very very attractive. Benson.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
I might have to keep it away from Jason.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
It's always a good what's it called rule? Benson? You're
in the draw brother, good luck. We're drawing it on Monday,
all right. It makes you get your phone on, no worries.
Another chance maybe to get yourself in the drawer for
this Fiji trip later in the show, and plenty more
chances throughout the day as well. See you bes bits
to leave it locked on Hoduki.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Man Run DMC and Heerro Smith. Why not.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Hold Achy Time for your latter sports headlines thanks to
Export Ultra the beer for here. Normal voice, please, normal voice, No,
I'm doing my news reader voice. Jays. Come on, you
put on a fake voice every day on the radio.
No one knows that your voice is actually quite high pitched,

(36:32):
that's true. Oliver Welsh and Ben Taylor have won gold
and the pier, holding off Romania by four point nine
to eight seconds at the Rowing World Championships in Singapore.
They are the first New Zealand men to complete the
feat since two time Olympic champions Eric Murray and Hamish Bond.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Oh no, it was a shock.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Do you want to comment on the sport or just
my reading?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Just you're reading? Okay?

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Third place Hawks Bay have beaten the twelfth ranked Auckland
forty five to twenty Ada McLean Park to open Round
nine of rugbies in PC. Do you want to comment
on that or not?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Sorry? That was Hawk's Bay beating Auckland in the NPC.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
That's right, fair place betting twelfth.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, well it's interesting. Have Auckland even won a game
this season? That's been shockingly bad.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
That's probably something that someone could google while I'm reading
the sports headlines. Sorry, you don't have an Apple phone.
It's a Wallaby's coach Joe Schmid has been weighing up
facing a wounded all black sided Eden Plark.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Maybe I should do the show.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
I can do this?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Can I do the next one?

Speaker 6 (37:40):
No?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Yeah, you can Wallaby's coach Joe Schmidt has been weighing
up facing a wounded all black sided Eden Park in
the opening Blitter's Low Cup test tomorrow. Schmidt, even almost
two years removed from being on the New Zealand Stuff
but leaves their opponents are close to clicking despite their
record defeat to South Africa last time out.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Did you just say even almost?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
And finally, Georgia Miller has returned to fitness to start
an open side flanker for the Black Ferns and tomorrow
night's World Cup playoff for third against France at Twickenham.
And those are your latest sport headlines thanks to Export
Ultro the beer for here.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah good stuff. Let's get back to the tunes.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Bitter mus Starlight. Didn't we send ourselves a little voice
note the other day on Drive?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh yeah, we did too, to fire ourselves up?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Yourself? Should play that next?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah? I think that's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Who knows all those crazy drive show bastards are up
to man the.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodachy.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Indeed news here on the Radio Big Show Breakfast You
know why it is because I say something every single
day the same way, and then when you sort of
have to change it up about it, it's very.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Tricky, totally man mention. Now, reading the sports news and
having people jumping every time you made a mistake.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Well that would be really really easy because it's written
out in front of you. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
You can do the next lot of sports news at
eight point thirty. You'll be reading it all right.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Hey, now, Fellers apparently, are those losers on the Drive
Show have seen touch a bit of a missage? Are
you keen to hear it? Oh?

Speaker 9 (39:21):
Not really, man, I don't know, but this is a
sophisticated operation that we're running here.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
I don't know if we need them contaminating it, do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
The thing with the Drive Show Fellas, the Big Show
I think they're called, is they swan at like four
pm every day, you know, probably get out of bed
at ten am.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Prima donnas.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Yeah. That one little guy on that show, man, I
can't stand him. He thinks he's the man. Oh yeah,
and they're clearly out of content, so they decided to
kill a break by recording a missus for us on Breakfast.
Let's hear it right, but I'm not happy.

Speaker 10 (39:50):
About it didn't.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Come in mission from the Big Show. Oh you get
at your messive backbones. It's old Whitty Jay, Keasy and
Pugson here from the Big Shay.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
How you gamefl Hey guys? Yeah wow.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I mean the time here at the moment is five
p forty two. It's the twenty fourth of September, so
we're sending a little time capsule to you to maybe
inspire you on the morning show.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Can I just say, man, I know the show's just begun,
but holy cow, it's the Breakfast is sounding better than
it's ever sounded. You guys are a natural fit. I
love the chemistry between you all, and I hope you
guys are doing this for a long time to come.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
And can I just reiterate to all of you guys
because you know it's tough hours, you know, the Breakfast Show,
But what a unique opportunity this says for you guys, really,
you know, expand your your radio career.

Speaker 9 (40:47):
What I was going to say is, cheez you guys
like handsome this morning.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
You know you might be tired with the early start, but.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
It's Okay, you can rest those eyes in a few
hours hit on home head.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Oh yeah, that's just not believable. Actually, Pads, you lore
atrocious in the morning. I've seen you early morning. You're
a shocker.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
When have you seen him early morning when we're overseas
in there? Yeah, because I don't know if.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
You know this about Pugs, but he has to put
his morning face on ages and he just rushes in
here for breakfast, so I'm picking. Actually, he looks bloody
terrible in the morning.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Do you have a morning face or is that just
a standard all day?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
It's just my standard sort of craggy, handsome, sort of
masculine face.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Yeah, right, okay, anyway, good luck with the show. We'll
be listening.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
You're right, I mean, I massively hate that hoidy jizz guy,
you know what I mean. And it's so funny, isn't it,
Because he's this tiny, profetic little dude and he struts
in like he's the king of the world, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (41:44):
And then massively goes the producer.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yeah, yeah, what an ahole. That's just someone who's been
in radio for too long. It should probably clear out
for the next generation. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
And you have you seen how big it snozzes?

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Hey, man, that's too far. I mean it is massive.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
But the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Let's play Mastermind.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
That's right, Jason, to celebrate the fact that on this
day in nineteen eighty one, Serena Williams was in fact
born the goat. Today's Mastermind topic is female tennis. It's
a tough one. Andrew, you're joining us on the line. Man,
how are you going?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, good man?

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Thank you. What do you do for a crust? Andrew?

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I'm a plumbing and guests spitting apprentice.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Bones Andrew, are you very familiar with female tennis players?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Now?

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Huge pause here, I lie, yeah, no, this is good man.
You'll be sweet airs. All right, so you know how
this is gonna work. I'm gonna ask you five questions.
You've got to get three of them correct. You can
pass at any time, but those questions will come back
around once you get to the NDV five. All right, yeah,
bloody repper, and you're playing for fifty dollars cash.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
You're ready to go, mate, Yeah, mate, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Question number one, who is the current women's world number one?
Question number two? Which planet shares its name with a
member of the Williams family. Question number three, Which tennis
major is famously played on clay?

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Yeah, this isn't going good past Number four?

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Who represents New Zealand at Wimbledon in twenty twenty four
and became the first key we to reach the quarter finals?

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Yeah, that's it happening Fellers, who.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Played the titular character the father father of the Williams
sisters in the film King Richard.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
How It's Time's left?

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Who played King Richard and the film King Richard? Then
slapped Chris Rock.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Oh will Smith?

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Yea, who is the current women's world number one?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
One?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
How's did going?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (44:05):
So close? Andrew Man, You're on the cusp of winning
fifty bucks their brother? Sorry about that, man. The good
news is I will give you the answers of the
current world's world number one is Arena Sablenka? Which planet
shares its name with a member of the Williams family,
Vas Williams, Which tennis major is famously played on clay?
The French Open or roll on Gados? Okay, Jase, if

(44:27):
you're answering them. Who represents the New Zealand at Wimbledon
and twenty twenty four, becoming the first kivy to reach
the quarterfinals. Oh you've gone quiet? Lu Luson's her name,
of course. Yeah, that's right. The bad news for you,
Andrews he did not win. The good news for the
listeners as a jackpots two hundred dollars tomorrow, thanks for playing,
Andrew Jeers. God he sympathy clapped there for Andrew. Yeah,

(44:49):
you put him on hold number jeez, that was a
shocking Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I mean I'd be deeply embarrassed if I as Andrew.
To be honest with you, I mean, you're probably ruined
as Friday. Really, how could he show his face back
at work after that, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
and then if his mates heard that, I mean, there's
no coming back from it.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
I mean, you just got a few questions wrong. It's
not that big of a deal. You can stop bagging him.
He's not on the line.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
He pretty much got every question wrong.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
No, he got at one right, well, only.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Because you gave him a massively easy clue.

Speaker 9 (45:15):
And he didn't get them wrong. He passed them jas
Come on, man.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Well, the same thing, pugshun Hey now coming up after
eight o'clock, a lot happening for the others. In the
final hour of us doing breakfast, we're doing the Friday Throbber.

Speaker 9 (45:27):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, a breakfast throbber.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in weekdays and four on Radio Holucky.

Speaker 10 (45:40):
It's the ho Lucky Big Shows. Friday throb You're welcome,
your massive bagbones. I hope your Friday is going along
very nicely. Indeed, now, what is the Friday Trobber. It's
a staple of the Big Show, it is, and the.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Idea behind the trouble is we each pick a tune
here in the studio to really kick off your Friday
as you head into the weekend. Isn't that right, Fellows?

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Yeah, certainly is Jace. Usually we do this at five
pm on a Friday. Yes, so we're kind of kicking
off your final day of work.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Start at the party, now, why not?

Speaker 5 (46:10):
That's right. We'll each play a little snippet of a song.
No theme today, just a generic throbber. Usually we'll do themes,
just a morning throber, a morning throbber.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
It gives you a Mourning Throbber, New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
So how it works is we each play a little
snippet of our chosen songs. You votes for which one
you would like by calling us on eight hundred hadarchy
the winner. The first person to get two people to
vote for their song, gets that song played in full
and gets a little point on the Throbber scoreboard. Can
I also just quickly say, welcome back to the Hurdacky
breakfast thanks to Bunning's trade. Load up on landscaping with

(46:41):
Bunning's trade, thanks, so chuck that in that?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah great? Would you want to kick us off? Mate?

Speaker 7 (46:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Whatever? Whatever?

Speaker 7 (46:52):
Nice and went down to the beacon sak Kiki She
was are like, and I'm like whatever.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
That's a tune.

Speaker 9 (47:02):
By the way, that's actually second. I've never heard that,
William Lynch, No, I've never heard that before.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (47:07):
It's called whatever. It's just a song about a guy
who just says whatever, that everything and then says it's
my United States of whatever.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Sounds like it sounds like my daughter whatever, chill, pill dead?

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Who wants to go next? Go on, Jason, see there's
Pugs isn't intentionally leaving himself toward ask the question, and
I made a suggestion.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
He said, go on, Jas, he's just gonna be fully
yummy boys. Anyway, that's just a key week classic.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
It's a tune, ah yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Hit like a whole yeah man, kind of sounds like
the other one. Oh is that comfortably shared?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Comfortably shagged? Which is how I feel.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
It's a good tune. By the way, Pugs gone save
yourself to last nighte what have you got for us?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Come on?

Speaker 9 (48:02):
Yeah me boys, I intentionally save myself to last because
I really liked the song.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
This is Jameerquai cosmic girl. What happens?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Don't start you again?

Speaker 6 (48:12):
So with that, just a.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Nice Jamerica famously we's funny heads and so does Pokes.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah yeah, it's very breeze.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
It is the breeze.

Speaker 9 (48:31):
If you show me one time the Breeze has ever
played jamer Aquai.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Okay, I'll show you a range.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
Show me that, please, audio, please show me that.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Give us a call now on one hundred, Hadarky, you
decide New Zealand which song would you like for the
Friday Robert.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
The Hilarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in week Days and four on Radio Holacky.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
It's the ho Lucky Big Shows Friday.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
From that's right. And if you're just joining us, so
we each choose a tune for your Friday, just to
get you in the Friday kind of mood a feelers. Yeah, man,
then you give us a call on eight hundred Hodarchy
and the first of two whims.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
That's right. And keep in mind when the winner's song
is playing, we do like people to text feedback on
three four eight three yeah man, right, so get ready
to provide your feedback. I'll go first, guys. This is
the song I chose, United States of whatever whatever.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
I went down to the beach in sak Kiki shoes
are like, and I'm like, whatever.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Tune? What a tune? What did you choose?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Their jace Kiwi class are comfortably shacked.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Like a whole. That is a class. Hugs, what did
you choose?

Speaker 8 (50:02):
I love the distorted guitars and both of those fellas are.
I went forward America Cosmic girl, have din you gonna
start jagging?

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Yummy roys.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
She's just cosmic? All right, let's go lines.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Get him your mayor, Barstard, how's life there?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
We going lady's done.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Good, good on you mate. What are you running with there, Adam?

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Oh there is only one Sorber really and it was yours? Jason?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Good on? Yeah, nice mate, Batbne Hayden Hayden from christ Shitch?
How good?

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Hell are you?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah? Good mate? How are you going Hayden?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Oh I'm pretty good down here.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Good on your mate. Just let's just finish the fellows off,
shall we?

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Huh? Gross? Well, who are you voting for the Hayden?

Speaker 4 (50:48):
I'm gonna vote for whatever.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Yeah? Did you like that? Jason didn't finish you off?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Man, You're a disappointment in the morning. Get a damn
your mayor Barstard Hell's life?

Speaker 7 (51:01):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Yeah, good mate? What are you running with?

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Dan?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
This is very easy to j all the way.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I can't. I can't believe he's denigrating HIERARCHI.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, skinny, proudly, proudly disgrace you tune.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
I don't want to hear it. I want to be honest, Pugs,
Jimmy requite doesn't belong with Hurdarkey.

Speaker 7 (51:28):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
You.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
In the meantime, New Zealand two.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in days.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
And four on Radio y Robber and Robber Tune Feelings.
I'm all fired up now.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
He'd like a hole comfortably shagged. Howdy Jay's taking out
the Friday Throer Morning Edition.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Nice work, Jason, Hey, Can I just say, is there
a bit of band name than he had, like.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
A whole Probably? Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I don't think, so explain the name. Well, it explains
a of mind. It's rock and roll. Kesy hid like
a hole.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
To be fair, I think most rock bands have kind
of stupid names.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
But I'm not saying it's a stupid name. I'm saying
it's an awesome now.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
No, no, I know, but like red Hot Chili Pippers. Yeah,
that's stupid, but now it's not because we're so used
to them being good. Green Day. I love Green Day, man.

Speaker 9 (52:19):
I think Metallica is a really cool band name.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Metallica is cool. System of a Down's cool. Tool is
a very cool name. Iron Made and lid Zeppelin anything
metal machine, raging against the machine. I tell you Rolling
Stones one hundred percent. So there's actually a plenty of
great names out there.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
So the point that you were making was stupid.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
No, the point you were making was stupid.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Hey, let's get to the scoreboard there, Parks, and how
are we looking? I believe, I believe old Keysy. It's
really dragging, as.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
I certainly am. Jason, You're actually way out in front.
You have won the Throbber eleven times this year. Well done. However,
you do have two asterisks next to those wins. Firstly
for playing a Pantera song called twenty five years which
had a thousand f bombs in a thousand that was
quite recent and no one checked out and you obviously
didn't even listen to the whole song.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
No, I just got a clip on we Air little dude, yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Right, And another asterisk for coercing a listener. And second
place is Mike Minogue. He has got ten victories this year.
Third place Keysy on seven wins with two asterisks, one
for playing Freebird when it wasn't related to a theme
and the other for bullying Mogi Standy. And then Pugs
is on four winds.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Have you guys even noticed I don't know if you've
noticed this how Mogi never seems to get an asterisk.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Yes, because I can't be able to argue.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Am about it, because it gets all fir.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
He's died on every hell absolutely and he will pin
you up against the wall if you even try. But
that is another successful Friday throbber. There, failers. We've now
got something to give away if you would like to
win some a bonus bits by playing the three way
that pays with the tab he gives a call now
and weight hundred Hodarky. You just have to pick a

(54:02):
third leg and we'll put a one hundred dollars bonus
bit on that and if it comes through, you get
all the winnings of the multi How.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Good The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I'm not sure how a three way works, so talk
me through it.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Okay, Well, in this particular instance, Hoidy, Jay, it's the
TA B three way that pays. It's not a traditional way.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Yeah, you're getting confused, I think, because you usually pay
for a three way, don't you? So this is not that,
this is the one that pays you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
excuse me. So we're going to do is go to
the lines now and say good to John John. How
are you going?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Man?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
John? Ah?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
There? John?

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Sorry, Pugson, have the fader stetch me out.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Sorry, Yeah, bloody John, We're.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Happy it's Friday. John.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Oh, I am on you mate. What do you do
for a christ? John? I'm a driller, huge backbone John.
All right, So first thing we're gonna do is pugs.
Do you want to tell me what your first leg
of this three way is? Yeah, totally.

Speaker 8 (55:12):
I've gone for body Barrett being in any time try
scorer at the Bledder's low game the Setney.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
And that's paying three dollars eighty because he's he's a
friend of the Big Show. He's a Big Show's covering breakfast,
so hopefully he's listening to this breakfast as well.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Not a bad bet.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
I am then going to be and then look, I'm
gonna be completely honest. Someone told me I had to
place this bit and I strongly argued against it, and
they said, no, just do it. It's Reyese Walsh to
score a try this weekend. Two dollars ten. That's paying.
I would rather he got injured and never played again,
But two dollars ten Reese Walsh to score a try. John,
We just need you, mate, to lock in the third

(55:48):
leg of this three way. What are you going for?

Speaker 4 (55:51):
I'm going to AFB tonight, Storm Shark. Yeah, anytime try
scorer paying six seventy five, all right, and.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
I'm for Blake to score a try in the show
game tonight. Put that together. That three way is paying
fifty three dollars eighty six, so if this comes in
you will get five three hundred and eighty six dollars. However,
we'll take back our hundred dollars bonus bit that is
still over five grand. John, how are you feeling about that? Multi?

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Oh mate, I'm feeling good. I reckon. We're a new boys.
I reckon, we're a good dealing dear.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
That's not that's not too shabby.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
It's never shabby when you look at what you could
potentially get. Absolutely so John, good luck, mate. We'll pop
you on hold there, man, and if this bit comes through,
it'll be all yours, all.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Right, sweet good on your mate.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Thanks mate. Don't forget as well. If you are take
to get stuck into some punting as well, always do
it responsibly. It is RA eighteen two and another chance
to win some cash next Friday as well on the
Hidichy Brick for Sure.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
It's time for your latest sport headlines thanks to Export
Ultra the Beer for Here.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah, and I just want to point out are Keys
he's been doing it, and he's just been absolutely ballsing it.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
I haven't been balling it up, man, Like ninety five
percent of it sounds pretty damn good, you know, And
it won't take much for me to get up to
that hundred people forget about stuff like Eden Plark, Chase,
I said, eating Plark by exident, And.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I wouldn't say ninety five percent. I'd say about well,
you're running at about sixty three percent.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
That's still pretty good.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
And the other thing is you put on that weird
newscaster avoids.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Well that's what the newscasters.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Do instead of just putting on your normal voice.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
All right, well, here's this, go Pugs, here's this go there,
I go do an.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
This is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
Keys, Okay, Pugs, fire off the sport headlines music and Jase,
you can do it this morning, all right, go.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Childer. Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export
Ultra the Beer for Here. Wallaby's coach Joe Shagger Smitt
knows the challenge for a song is they try to
win Rugby's Bleatersload Cup for the first time in eighty
three years?

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Is it his nickname?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yes, that starts with the first of two matches at
Eden Park tonight and.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
They won it for eighty three years. I thought it
was twenty three.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Dane noleing Total, I wants to coach this silver side
silver side.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
What the hell are you talking abouts a silver ferns? Mate?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
You know what the issue was?

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Game, James.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
I've got to tell you. The problem that I've got
right is I don't have my computers on here and
so they've sent it through to what we call the
liner doc on my phone and the print is so
tiny I can actually barely read it.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
That's all right.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Actually you take.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Ave it, you go, man, I can't read it. Jase,
you talked way too much crap. You can do this, Jase,
Come on in.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Dane Noleen Toda wants to coach this silverside ferns again.
The twenty nineteen World Cup winning mentor was stood down
after players raise issues with the high performance environment. Former
national coach of Vonn Willering says Total is eager to return, so.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
They're like named after corn beef, now are they?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Swimmer Cameron Leslie has claimed as silver swimmer. Cameron Leslie
has claimed a second silver medal at the Parallel World
Championships in Singapore. That's New Zealand's third medal at the meet.
Nice Team USA's Cameron Young is ready for rowdy crowds

(59:39):
at golfs Ryder Cup starting on New York's tod Hills
Course tonight. And that's your sports news headlines Hills.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
Yeah, I hope you're not taking the purse of the
sports news.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I would sport is very serious in this country. You
don't talk too with it, all.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Right, correct, Jason? Do you think it'd a better than
I did?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Definitely I did.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
But you couldn't even read it at one point. And
you called Joe Schmitt schergas Smith.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
But that's his nickname.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Man, I didn't know that.

Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
You said Dame Nolan Toto and wants to coach some
corn beef men.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I've got a problem that I hope you can help
me with.

Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
I think that happens to anyone when you get to
your age. You're true, Okay, it's completely.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Now the problem is my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Ah, divorce, Yeah, it's the only option.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
You think. My wife and I are terrible when it
comes to choosing where to eat.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Yep, to be fair, this happens. I think a lot
of couples.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah, I think so, not to me. The other the
other weekend, you know when I happened two days.

Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
Off your holiday, your vacation, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
My euro summer. There we were in town on the
set d night, staying in town, staying at a hotel.
There fellas just quietly.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
And that's great man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Anyway, my wife and I, you know, we went, oh,
this is great. We're in town. Let's go for a
wander and find somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
To eat nice. Right, So that's what you guys do.
You're very much just to go for a wander and
see if something takes your fancy exactly, because my wife
and I go for a digital wander first, biggy, pardon
a digital wander, so we'll, you know, see what's in
the area. Look up the highest rated restaurants have about
five options, and then go for a wander to those
five places. And the first one that we say, oh

(01:01:31):
that looks awesome. We just go there. That's all we do. Five.
That's a fair bit to admon. We usually only go
to probably two, to be honest. You go to the
first one usually you just go there, but if not,
you'll definitely go to the second one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Well, you see, this is the sort of thing I'm
looking for, because the idea, of course, is very romantic
and nice. And we and we do this, you know,
every now and then we go into town and just
stay in town and because we want to live in
town eventually, and so we go, Yeah, that's nice, just
go and find a place to eat. And then it
turns into an unmitigated night, right, Okay, so you're standing
outside a restaurant and you're like, oh, she's a bit bright.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Right, so that the lighting's too bright.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah, it's like I'm very particular about my lighting.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
Care like a little mood lighting down, you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I do. And then you go to the next place
and it's like, oh, there's not many people in there.
That's never a good sign.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Yeah, but you kids valid, No, but I think you
know what time is this? Because what time do you eat?
Like five o'clock in the afternoon, it's about eight eight pm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Yeah, so it's eight o'clock in town SAT.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Day night, okay. And that that first restaurant that was
too bright, keasy, right? And what kind of food were
you looking for?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Well, we're going with spicy Asian, right, okay, So you
went too that first spicy Asian place?

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
It was too bright, yes, not keen okay. Second place
what was that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
It was again a sort of dumpling spicy Asian place, right, okay,
But again there was no one in there, and you
know it's like, if there's no one in there, that
is not a good sign. It obviously sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Yeah right, yeah, not fair enough.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
So we go to the third place, right, and it's
way too busy and there's no way we're going to
find a seat in there, so we don't bother. Sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
So this is the issue, right, is you don't go
in there because it's too busy. That's exactly what you
want because it shows you that it's awsome.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Yeah, what it is what we want. But we want
there to be a few tables spear. I mean, we're
on a stand. You stand around looking like fools all
the evening.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
But what you can do is go, can we have
the next free table because and quite often those restaurants,
specifically noodle and doubling places, a very quick service, very quick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
I'm not doing that, keysy. So then you go to
the next place, right right, and then you're sort of
looking at the photos of the food there on the
on the restaurant sort of window, and you go look
at those photos.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Yeah, why is that? What kind of restaurant was this?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
It was a Chinese restaurant, I think.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
And you didn't like the look of the photos. No
racism alert, No, I just alert. Jase goes off automatically.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
The photos just look a grainy and I wasn't impressed
by them.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
So the quality of the photos? Was it the food
and the photos or the quality of the photos? Right? Okay,
So how long did you end up looking for food?

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
And I kid you not, this is not a lie.
An hour and a half, right, an hour and a half.
And by the end of it we're like, I'm over
this man, and my wife was like, should we just
buy some burgers from the white lady? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Which is that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
That is probably a.

Speaker 9 (01:04:18):
Yeah, racism alert?

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Racism?

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
How is.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
No control over the racism? It's one obvious how racist
you are? You turn your nose up at all these
amazing Asian restaurants and then got dinner from the white lady. Yeah,
come on, that's racist.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio Fellows.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
I'm having family money issues. Can you relate it all?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yeah I can.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
No, you can't. That's good Pugs producing money. It's oh really,
you've got so much money from producing the Big Show. Yeah,
your family doesn't have any money issues, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
The particular issue I've got, and this happens a lot,
is you know, when one relation owes another relation money
and things can get a bit weird, right, sure awkward.
And the situation we're having is that we owe my
brother in law, so my wife, her brother. We owe
him quite a lot of money, two thousand dollars roughly,

(01:05:20):
I think. Now, Jace, you won't know what I'm talking about.
But I went to Europe about a month and a
half ago, Pugs and thank you. That's all right, man,
makes me feel like I'm back in Europe. Turn it
up a bit, we Wei, Jase, because Jase, you've not

(01:05:41):
been there and heard them. Actually, because you do sound
remarkably similar to them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
I simply must get there, kid.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Yea, yeah, yeah, I was in Italy by the way,
um chow be yeah, one hundred percent. That's what it
sounds like. Maybe you don't need to go to Europe.
Maybe you'll be fine, Maybe you're worldly enough base. For
about a week and a half, we stayed with my
brother in law and his lovely fiance and they were like,
we're over here already. They live in Amsterdam. We'll meet

(01:06:08):
you somewhere. We'll book the hotel or airbnb or whatever
it was in a rental car for this week and
a half period, and then afterwards we'll send you the bill.
We're like, cool, we're now back from Europe. We have
asked them about ten times to give us the amount
that we owe them, because it's like you've got this
credit next to your name, yeah, and they will not.
They keep being like yeah, yeah, yeah, and they just
keep forgetting to send it to us.

Speaker 9 (01:06:29):
It's an uncomfortable feeling when you know that it's coming a.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Oh, we one hundred percent, and like it's just we've
got just the amount sitting in this account which we
custom made.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
The first thing I need to know is what. People
won't know this if they don't listen to the Big Show.
But Kezy and his wife have about fifty different accounts
we do, yeah, fifty. What account is the money in?

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
So it was in we've renamed the account since it
was called it was called Europe twenty twenty five. That's
now been renamed to Holidays, right, so I don't know
what the next holiday is going to be. Yeah, yeah,
And that money has been taken out of the Holiday's account,
about roughly two thousand dollars and put into we o
brother in law account.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
So what you're saying is you owe them about two
grand they just have. They're not getting back to you,
they haven't told you how much it is, and then
they're not letting you basically get the information you need.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I just want to give them the friggin money. Yeah, perfect,
that's good. It's perfect from my point of view. Just
carry on that way and never pay them back at all.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
But then there's going to be a point where, you know,
maybe in a month or so, it's going to be like,
oh that money you always here's the bill.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Well that's when you say tough teddies. We've already spent it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
So I say to my brother in law, tough titties, Yes,
we've already spent it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
You took too long getting back to me. That money's
been divvied up amongst our other forty five accounts.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Yeah, it's a nightma to try and get all those
accounts together there, exactly right. Do you think this should
be an expiration on like owing money if you're the
one trying to give them money and they won't take it.
I think it depends on the amount. Two thousand dollars roughly.

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
Yeah, that's the amount. That's an amount of money that
I would want back.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
You'd want it back instantly, right.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
Yeah, well, clearly depending on their situation.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Neither head nor there for me, Well, that's just like
a sentence and dog squad money.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Isn't it exactly? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Right, Okay, I'm gonna I'm thinking if they haven't gone
back to us by the end of the year, I'm
keeping the money. Does that sound all right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Totally fine by me?

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Yeah, all right, good. I'm gonna send them the audio
of this show, by the way, hopefully that'll spark them
into action.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
The whole Archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Sports Chat with ACC head G Lane, brought to you
by head Sport Ultra the bill for here good a Lane.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Yeah, morning fellas. Hey, look seven minutes to go and
your weekend starts out pumping you Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Very pumped up, speaking of the weekend, mate, Um, I
just wanted to ask you a little favor. Actually, I've
got a bit of a party happening tomorrow night, and
I was wondering if I could borrow a couple of
bags of chaps from the ACC, maybe a box even.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Well, this is very unlike you to even ask, Jason.
For the past year and a half, you've just been
stealing them. So what's caught on the tank?

Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
You know the fellows just said to me and it
never occurred to me before you could just ask Lane.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
No, I said you could buy your own you did,
you know, Jase, I've been saying that for eighteen months.
I see all he has to do is ask yeah,
But you've been seeving for the past eighteen months. So
I'm going to have to say you can shove it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Yeah, nice nicely, let you go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
I'm going to say, let's talk Rugby. Then the bleater
Slowe Cup. Yeah, it's been eighty three years since Australia
has beaten US. Mate, that's an extraordinary record.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Yeah, what a hell of a record that is ninety
eighty six. David Campeasy the last person to score a
try against your Blacks at Eaton Park, and he's the
man who invented the goostep. Yes, there on the rugby field,
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Yeah, it sounds like bullocks to me. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
No one's giving the Aussie a chance, though usually only
paying a dollar sixteen at the tab Australia paying five
dollars and for thirteen plus paying fifteen dollars. Now, I
don't think they're that bad. No, they don't think they're
a bad team. They were one bad decision away from
beating the Lions. They're beaten South Africa, they've beaten Argentina.
They're they're not a bad team.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
That's a fair point, because they've been a bit of
a surprise package in this tournament. Everyone was sort of
riding them off. But you're right. They have beaten the
spring Box, they have beaten the Argentina. Everyone seems to
be beaten everyone all over the place. Maybe because the
All Blacks got an absolute ass hiding from the box
in the last Test match, that everyone's pecking, that the

(01:10:48):
boys going to be pretty fired up and it's even
part so. Thus Ossie has no chance. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Look, I mean look, if you're looking to pack a
long time, I would argue behind you. These phil Kuns
came out and there is nothing special about Eden Park.
It's not overly big, crowds, not overly close to you.
The facilities are fairly good. There's nothing about the stadium
that should mean that they can't win there. And it
kind of makes sense as well. And it's got to
end at sometime place. It's got to end sometime.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
It does have to end. And actually, Gilane, get a
keysy here, man, I.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Hope you're will get a key some chips if you want.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
Thanks Man, you hear that, Jason, I'll tell you what
you could do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
You get the chips and then you just give them
to me.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Absolutely not. The thing one of the feelings I have
is that, you know, it was like when the Golden
State Warriors in the NBA went on the most historic
season run. Either they won the most games any teams
won in the regular season and then folded in the postseason.
I almost feel like records like this put almost too
much pressure on things and it might be anti key
with but I actually think a loss of Eden Park

(01:11:48):
would relieve quite a lot of pressure for the All Blacks.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Yeah yeah, Like you're right, kids, you have to end
at some stage, and I'd rather it would end in
a game that doesn't really mean that much, does it.
I was glad we beat Africans at Even Park. Yeah,
but I feel like it's a nice charitable thing to
do for Australian rugby, to make them feel better about
themselves and maybe just give them a sniff and then
we'll go over to Perth and smash the next week.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
What the hell are you guys talking about? Yeah, listen
the Aussies winning even part and then we won't feel
so much pressure. Pull yourself together.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Keezy, Sorry, Jace, sorry, g Lane. Quick score prediction from
you though, before we let you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Go, mate, I'm taking a fairly high scoring off fear.
I think they're going to score more than a fifty
five and a half points, which is the line, So
I'm going to say it is thirty nine forty three
to Australia.

Speaker 7 (01:12:38):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
Huge cool. That is messive. Sounds like an exciting game though,
Thank you very much. Gu Lane. Sorry about Jason the
chips mate.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
We can sort yeah, Jason's right, we can sort you
some snacker Chan, you're expired.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
I don't want to put you out, mane. I'll just
grab some on the way out.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Thanks ju Lane. There, guys awesome. Of course, that is
the end of the home We're doing it. We're doing it, man,
that's it. Play the end of show music. It's over, man.
So if you've enjoyed listening. By the way, the Hidaky
Big Show is on four or seven every week down
on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Yeah. And the good news too is Mogi will be
back next week, so we'll have the full team again.
So that's going to be good. Hey, listen, I'm looking
outside fall Us beautiful day. What's the plan for the
weekend there, Keezy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
I'll be hopping in my little trucky and heading down
to Totung to visit the parents for the weekend, do
some work on my motorbike, which I bought about a
year ago and have done not much work on. So
that's going to be my weekend. I'm bloody fizzed up
for it. Plus Mom's doing a roast tomorrow night. Oh,
and I'll be waiting Chocolate Log or probably Apple Crumble.

(01:13:45):
It's going to be Crumble and we'll be watching The
All Blacks which is on at five?

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Oh is it?

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
I think so? Yeah? Did I see that right?

Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
New Zealand by Aussie five o'clock tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Okay, interesting that changes my weekend slightly, doing PUDs.

Speaker 8 (01:13:58):
Two of my best mates to drive up from Wellington today.
Just stay with me over the weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:14:03):
I've got my other best mates thirtieth tomorrow night, and
I'm also djaying tomorrow afternoon. We're about three thirty to
five at New North Yard in the North Yard.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
People want to come along to that week and they
get details pugs New North Yard on Instagram. I thought
you gona plug your own Instagram. Yep, sweet, I'm not
going to do that. That sounds fun, though it's not about me. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
So you're basically going to get steamed a weekend, is
that what you're saying?

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
Hopefully responsibly, Jace? What about you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Got a bit of gardening work to do tomorrow. Just
get in the house and tip top shape. Then my
wife and I Polly are probably going up to Mungafi
beautiful to see her mum there and hang up there
for a night. Come back on Sunday. Yeah, just chill out, feelers.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
And actually a big shout out to everyone. Jace it's
his birthday this Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
How old are you turning?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Forty one?

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
Forty one? Wow, big birthday, Big birthday celebrations for you
on Monday, Man on the Big Show, right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Yeah, great stuff. Hey, it's been a pleasure bringing you
this breakfast show. We'll be back on the normal time
on Monday till then, have a great weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
See you for you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
The Hlarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
Tune in weekdays and four on Radio Holarcky

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