FULL SHOW: The Hostage Situation

On today's show, Jase is in tune with all of our emotions, Mike's wife is 100% leaving him, and Keyzie's having his own marital debacle.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold a cheers too, from bringing
Back to Last and the World Gone Man.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah right, is.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
The biggest show, our biggest shot, biggest speak show.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Just nice.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's great to every company this Wednesday afternoon, the second
of October twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, listening
to the Big Show brought to you by two week
eight fellas.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yeah right, seriously, it has brought it, Yeah totally.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I just want to make that clear that it is
brought to you by toy beersies.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yes, okay, that's right. People said that too. He couldn't run
its year right campaign in this day and age. To that,
we say, yeah right. I actually saw one on the
way to work today, did you. It was like a
nice blast from the past, seeing the black billboard with
the orange on the side.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah. Do you remember what it said?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
It said old Mogi's wearing a regular fit T shirt.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah right, yeah right here, Yeah nice. I saw one,
actually two coming in when I was driving in and
it said, oh, Kesey's jacket has faded red.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, I saw.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
When you were driving.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
One, but I didn't see one.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh right, okay, Jelly, what though, Maggie, what I am
seeing in front of my eyes. Geez, what an absolute
pleasure it is to God. You're looking good man. You
go to the gym today.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I went to the gym today, Jase. But I'm not
going to bang on about it. Yeah sure, sure, yeah
going pretty grassy man, dog, you're sick on me. But
I'll tell you what, man, I'm glad I'm here with
you backbones all right? You know yourself? Kezy there old
pugs on out in Studio B because there's a hell
of a storm brewing. But I just need to be
surrounded by some men that I know can take care

(01:53):
of me when push comes to shove, you know what
I mean. Apparently it's going to rain later that everybody
to hear it ends and me has gone home because
they're scared.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, I tell you what, mates, you can always nestle
under the hefty bosom of houghty J anytime you want, mate.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
The dream for me houghty J. And this is not
that it would give me any nourishment. It would just
be for the comfort. The comfort there is. You unbutton
that red plaid shirt of yours and let me select
any one of thirty to eighty skin tags to suckle on.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Do you know what? It's just on that front. I've
got a skin tag I've noticed today I'm in neck
and it's ready and I can't help but pull on
it all the time.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
We call it that one little pety.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I never have skin tags. What's that about. I'm keezy.
Geez man, you're looking good, man, you look great.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Thanks, Jace.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Is that corduroy?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It is? What's wrong?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I'm just waiting for Mike to finish his burn on
my jacket.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, it's looking great, la.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
He does this jacket the other day by saying I
certainly get a lot of use out of it. So
I have worn it intentionally for more than to each other,
more than a week, all right, and I've worn it today.
I just want to say, this is the first time.
Want it all week?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Jacket. You've got good jackets. I've got no jackets, I
don't think, but I don't have one and I lost it.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
And also, this is my dad's old jacket from the ages.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
He wore that when he was dating your mum.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
And now listen, stop it, stop it.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I want to ask the people out there who are
in Auckland and affected areas, is anyone else going home
because it might rain this afternoon. If you are going
home because I rain, text our.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Three four three, thanks for saving this with some vanilla
as radio.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
And here's the Killers the.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keysy Collective Soul.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
There on the radio. HOLDARKI Big show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is four thirteen.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Hey fay kip those sticks coming by the way on
three four three?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Any storm?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, anyone going home?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
I'm going home because my kids are so close to
being sick. I'm already at home. You backbones. I'm a landscaper.
I'm still on site like a backbone. Yeah, goodff, although
I'm sitting in my truck though, because it's cold. Sure
skipper sticks coming in three four three price packs to
give away. So it's always worth getting involved. Fellers. You
guys have been with your partners for ages.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
A oh yeah, like years indeed, yeah, decades.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Have you ever experienced them finding we're trying to find
new ways to sort of boss you around.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Where they're not bossing you around, they're training you right shape?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, okay, because basically what I've noticed is my wife
as years go by, we'll sort of bring a new
we'll bring in new ways of basically bossing me around.
The latest one was we've got a joint calendar on
our phone, so our calendars are synced up.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Guys are really into devices and tracking devices.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
They're on tracking devices. Just find my iPhone so she
knows where I am and I can track her. So
we've got joint eyes to the front. Guy, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Why were you talking to who?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I reckon?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
We've got joint calendars, right, so there's sync up, so
it could be like, oh, we're free on Wednesday that
I have a look. Actually, no, my wife's got swat
squashed that night or something, you know along those lines.
So we fully SYNCD up. She puts something in my
calendar and I get a little notification and it says,
Cris pick up library book at nine forty five am.
And she's put that in my calendar last night for

(05:44):
me to pick it up this morning at right right,
And I was like, oh, what's that about. She's I
was just a little reminder that you need to go
pick up that library book. Well, library book, I got
it again, that's right, Karma.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sutra, I think, yeah, yeah, do you know that's the
most popular in public libraries. Moogie, it's the Karma Sutra.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
It was a motorbike book because I'm getting my bike license. Remember,
Oh that's right, yea, yeah, yeah, so it's a book
about motorbikes. And then another one she put in there
was call in New Zealand about flight and that was
for fifteen minutes after so she got she wants me
to do the book, get home, then quickly call up
in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Your car or well I'm allowed to do that.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, I'm allowed to do that.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Check in with her again.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
No, that's not how work.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I can't help it. Feel keysy looking at that that.
You know what they say about idle hands. Yes, and
she knows what you like and say she's trying to
keep you busy so that you know you don't get
up to a bit of Mistap's right.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, Well, because the other one she put.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
In was need you're sitting around the house strumming it.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
She was like, oh can you go because we've we're
trying to get a new mattress protector for our bed
and they're on special.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Understandably, Oh we mow through them.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
God, we go through them all right, almost weekly.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Do you like plastic on your couches and stuff as well? Geezy?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Not all the time? Right, Okay, anyway, do you Fellas,
we'll come back.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, we've got to turn back, come back. Definitely deascinated
to learn that everything's covered and plastic.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
No, no, no, no, And it's not plastic, it's a tarp.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
The thing I'm trying to figure out is do your
partners do the same thing where they find new ways?
Do they leave notes for you anything like that.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'll answer that shortly.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I feel we should just park this one.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, no, I think that's a great topic.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
He's till it really is a great topic. The song
is called sober, just like Keezy.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
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Speaker 3 (08:23):
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Speaker 4 (08:24):
Cheers to live gigs.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Too, cheers to live gigs as well. I reckon. I've
had a text come through here on three four eight three,
just around Keesy's wife putting a job thro them into
their sheer calendar. This one says, I started soft parenting
my boyfriend and it works so well. Instead of saying
mow the lawns, I say, how do you feel about
mowing the lawns today? Which one of those would annoy
you most? Jays the second one, without a doubt, I'd

(08:47):
be absolutely human. Hey, I'm a little bit worried, fellas,
I think my wife is definitely leaving me. Right, Okay,
there's been a few clues around the place, sure, just
a few looks, you know, right?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Does she ever say anything snarky?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Not really? No, no, no, no, she's really she's really
like to any to the outside eye, everybody would think
that she loves me right, it's perfect and exactly right,
and that she's lovely, and that we've got actually a
very happy family, been together for ten years, and things
couldn't be going better. I mean, any people would think that.
And yet I've had this vibe that she's leaving me
because I was going through her phone. You remember that, Yes,

(09:25):
that that was cool and lo and behold she's got
flights And it was just two you were saying, just
leaving me, taking taking our daughter as well around that
little mogi little yeah. And and then last today, actually

(09:46):
she says to me, I was wondering how you would feel,
not unlike this, literally, just like I wonder how you'd
feel about dropping us off to the airport tomorrow. I
was like, hang on a minute, wait a second, one
plus one is beginning to add up, keysy, if you
know what I'm saying. Man, So, yeah, not only is

(10:06):
she leaving me, she wants me to be the one
that drives her to the airport.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well hang on, yeah, that's really rough.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Tickets Where were the tickets she was buying? Where were they?

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Two?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah? Where they going?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I think it's down south, Yeah, down south, overseas return return.
I didn't look that fat to right, Okay, yeah, I
mean this is the thing. When you're leaving someone, the
first thing you do is buy return tickets. I mean,
any idiot can do that. And then I think, oh,
she's coming back. So when she asked you, good point,

(10:38):
good point. When she asked you to.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Drop them off at the airport, did you say, oh,
where are you going?

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
No, down So I know they're goin down south. I'm
just not telling you where the game kids, because I
know what you're like.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
No, hang on, don't turn this into me pissing your wife.
This is about your wife leaving you. Well that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
what's your question? I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
So anyway, what I'm saying is it's a little bit
suspect and I just want your advice on it.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Well, look, it sounds to me like she needs a
bit of a break obviously because of you know, she's
getting you to do things like hang the pictures and
stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Oh that's a reference to her outro that hasn't even
come out yet.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well no, just we mentioned it on the show before.
But look, I'll be honest with you, Mogi, I don't
feel in a position to give you any I haven't
seen my wife in three weeks, like not a word.
I haven't seen her, heard from her or anything. She's
just gone. I mean she's still using the account and stuff,

(11:38):
and she's going all around the country and so forth,
and a lot of hotel rooms and that sort of things.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
She said anything.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
No, as I say, I haven't heard from it.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Have you checked your shared calendar?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I haven't checked the shared calendar. But obviously I can't
access her phone at the moment because that's with her, right.
But I got into her email, but there was actually nothing.
That was all just work stuff, texts and that is
I've seen it, text and stuff, no reply, right, because.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
You know what you could do and this has just
come to me now, is instead of you, like you know,
hacking her emails and moggie, you looking through a phone
while she's in the shower, I could be tracking her. No,
you know what I was going to say, it's not
a tracker. It's find my iPhone. It's it's all legit.
You can just communicate and be like, hey, are you
leaving me?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, he's trying to well it's hard to communicate with
someone keyzy that just disappears and won't respond to your text.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Oh no, I've given up on jas. I was talking
about Mogi, right, okay, yeah, long time coming Terry for
a while.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
E that I don't want to seem keysy and answer
the question. I could just ask her, but I don't
want to seem like, yeah, I'm some kind of jealous weirdo.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yes there is that, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
So I don't want to give that impression.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
That's key.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
You don't want to give an impression to your wife
that I'm yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
That I'm having these thoughts. You know what I mean?
Some things are better off left un seid? Can I
say that means?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Just right?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Just also too with my wife, all her drawers are
empty and the wardrobe to I only just notice that today.
Actually all right, I was trying to find some stuff
of his and it's all empty. It's all gone.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah right, yeah, where is where is your wife going?
By the way down south?

Speaker 5 (13:15):
You know?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
But where they can you tell me like specifically where
and with us staying?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
And that is that all good?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah? Right, body, Ye're sublime.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
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Speaker 2 (13:28):
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I was thinking, fellas, you know, it's quite nice that
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(13:49):
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Speaker 5 (13:53):
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Speaker 4 (13:53):
Actually someone here on three four eight three. How do
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Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, yeah, hey, chicks will love it.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah, man, my wife loves when I just come home
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Speaker 2 (14:05):
Can I just say that my wife finds me hilarious?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Good for you man, Ah Yeah. Diamonds on Richmond they've
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Speaker 2 (14:20):
Presumably they would already be together if they're going to propose.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
We presumably, you know, maybe someone's saving up to today. Yeah, sorry, Jason, man,
it's all good.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I know it is.

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It's all good, Brother Diamonds on Richmond. They've given us
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Speaker 2 (14:48):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
So the way you enter is you go to hodak,
you dot co dot in ZID, you chuck your deets
in and you tell us you know a bit about
how you'd like to propose. A few ideas have come
through already me already, yeah, man, already learning for a
couple of weeks, only a few it's been a few weeks. O.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Hell, that was quick.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
What about this one? Me and my parts from anonymous?
Oh yes, get me and my partner bump into Jason,
Mike and Keesy and say hello hello. As I introduce
you to her, one of you asks if she's my wife.
I turned dropping in and say not yet.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
I like it when when she gets the engagement she wants,
it cost me Jack and I get to meet the flowers.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah that's very good.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
It cost me.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
What it does, that's right, that's funny. Well, it's not.
It's not without its risks, though, Is that sure? She
might hate us? And in fact it seems to be
commons ready most part.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
It is it is.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
It is a it's an element of risk, keving involved
in a proposal. If it's male to female. If it's
male to male, you're probably sweet. If it's female to female,
I'll be surprised. But if it's male to female and
we turn up, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I don't know. Man, Like my wife loves our show.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, is that true. I've had a couple of women
say to me that our show has been the bane
of their lives.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
So I've heard that more on more than one occasion,
because their partners keep banging on these phrases and say, oh, darling,
you gotta watch this one.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Keesy doing some improv so good? What about this here?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
This might be better?

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Get this is from anonymous get a Flowers. My plan
is to take the misses to Waihiki Island over the
break in summer. Hecky propose on the beach and then
go to a winery to celebrate. Ideally, Hoitty j Mogi
and Old Caezy would then jump out of some bushes
in your backbone as I drop to one knee, pose.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Can I change it up a little bit? Go to
the winery first, then the proposal on the beach. You know,
you just feel relaxed. Gigly it happen, and then we
jump out of a bush.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
But weirdly, that's probably the third or fourth time Anonymous
has suggested that we jump out of a bush. Could
we just be at another table. It's not really integrated
very well, are we We're just all on a bush.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
And then you're at the beach and you're like, wait,
why is there a giant bush on the beach? I
don't worry about that.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
That's just hoity j He's he's taken a wearing speeders.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Hey, don't forget. If you are planning on dropping a
knee anytime soon. Then and you want to stress free
and very helpful way to actually buy an engagement ring,
visit Diamonds on Richmond dot co dot z and if
you actually say the secret phrase to them wag, they
will pay the GST for you on that ring. It's
like you're buying it.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
June too good. That's a hell of a deal. He's
a bit of pearl.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Jam The Whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kissy Piil.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Jam there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is four fifty eight, Coming up after five o'clock.
What to Do in a Hostage Situation and plenty more The.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ich.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Welcome back your massive bang bones. Hope you're getting through
your hump day ticketyboo. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by TIOI. And this is actually in
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which brings us to this. If you've got an idea
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(18:39):
do you reckon you?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, the other thing we'll do is we'll choose the
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we'll flip them up up the line to our Jane.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I love how vague you guys are about how we'll
get it to them. What do you mean on over?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
What does it matter the audience? Don't they know we're
not going to do it?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Phillos. Just just on that note. By the way, I
want to read you a little message that I got
from Pug Sam from one of our listeners yesterday that
made me laugh out loud.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Okay, and listen too.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
In reference to HOODI J's many loads.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Okay, So people know that it's your business ideas toad
loaf or it's like a loaf of bread, as if
you think about a loaf of bread in your head.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Now it's like that, but half the size of that,
smaller for lonely people.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
For older couples and people someone writes good a pug Sam,
can you let Hoidy J Know. I also came up
with the small loaves of bread idea earlier this year
after banging onto my mate for Ages about how great
it was. I DMed Plowman's about it. I thought the
idea was just off the shelf, unreal. They said that

(19:47):
take it to their marketing team. Nothing has come through yet.
I can only imagine they're just full blown wet.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Anyhow, I'm pretty high on Trammy's right now, and thought
Jason needed the support. Love your workmate, keep fighting the
good fight. What an excellent letter that was. I thought,
what not a letter? A message?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
That was a letter man.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
It wasn't hard copy that way.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
There's a lot of teeth coming through already. Four wipes
for Hody J. You're right, that's a reference to you
not wiping your butt problem.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, just just just on that. By the way, I
was seeing an article by Pugsner from a hygienist and
the way that Hordy J does it is, in.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Fact the rest of the world is wrong from a hygienis.
There was an article from Uni lad Facebook.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Group article the guys are doing his fecal smearing, but
carry on.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I love the Big Show. You're right? He uh running
you rder is better than kayapoy. Yeah right, they both gatherge.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Hey, you coming up very what to do in a
hostage situation. In the meantime, here's Nevana the.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
And Kesey Gorilla's there on the radio. Hoedarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon, fifteen minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Hey, fellas. Over the weekend, I was watching a video
on YouTube as I was trying to fall asleep, and
it was about a hostage situation, a real one that
happened in the States, and it was really interesting because
they showed the sort of that not the tactics, but
the methods that the police involved and even the hostages
themselvesselves actually used to get through the situation right, and

(21:36):
the special methods that the police were using where like,
you know, you can draw more information out and you're
really complient, and you're trying to do all these things
to sort of almost lower the emergency of the situation
and make everyone feel calm, even make the hostage taker
feel calm, you know, and not likely to do anything
too irrational. And I just thought, you know, we're in

(21:57):
a position where we can actually help New Zealand out
there or you know, learn something, and we could even
teach them stuff. And I thought this could be a
good opportunity for us to actually teach people what to
do if you're ever in a similar situation.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Funnily, and I used to be a hostage negotiator back
in the day. They're keezy and I can tell you what, Mogie,
She's got very PC now and back in the day
with a hostage scenario, you just go on their guns blazing, Oh.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
There's political correctness, you know, and just hope.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
For the best. I mean I I had probably a
ninety eight percent kill rate.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Well, Jason and I would actually work together there. Sometimes
jac w be on the phone and I'd be on
the sniper's rifle there, or vice versa. And more often
than not, kezy. They're not original, are they? Hostages? I mean, sorry, kidnappers.
I don't really think things through. So they might go
to a bank and they want to rob the bank
and then somebody trips the alarm, nixt thing. We're down there,

(22:53):
the place is surrounded and we're like, what do you want?
And they say a million dollars in a helicopter. Well,
that's going to be pretty tough, do it or we're
going to waste They okay, calm down, mate, it's just
going to take some time. And then we sort of
pass around for about an hour and then you say,
all right, mate, we've got the million dollars. Yes, come
to the window and you can see it. And then
they come to the window and then do sure.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Right, So you don't even try and get everyone out
of live, you aim to kill.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Well, I hate the kidnappers here. They're bad, man.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Can I can I just reiterate when I said a
ninety eight percent kill what I mean.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Of the hostages? Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yes, but I mean if you get.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Two percent out, you're doing a good job. I think
that was our theory. I knew the rest when they
went to the bank exactly.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Thank you, Mogi.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Well your guys careers in hostage negotiation aside. I think
it could be something that we could teach the audience. Sure,
you know, so for example, just been looking around on
the internet here and this is some of the information
I got off that video I watched too.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
First thing you do is remain calm, be patient, and
avoid drastic action. So like say that again, remain calm,
be patient, and avoid drastic action.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, well, maybe they've changed the way to do it.
They do it.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Yeah, listen, this is the latest, Yes advice, this is
the twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Version for the kidnapper or the kidnapped.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Obviously they're not giving out advice for kidnappers. This would
be for a person involved with trying to diffuse the situation,
or the personage negotiating, or a person even if you're
not a hostage negotiator if you're just a person who's
there at hand and trying to like, hey, calm the
situation down. Can't be patient, follow the hostage takers instructions.
Don't speak unless you're spoken to, and don't argue with them,

(24:29):
so don't try and you know, strike up a convo
with them. But when they start to talking, take.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
A hostage, is it?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
And also if you're.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Trying to calm down the situation, I mean, stay alert,
be observant. You may be released or you might even escape.
Personal safety of others may depend on your ability to
do these things. So you know, these are all good
pieces of advice.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Well, do you want to sort of maybe act out
a scenario? Keasy? Maybe so we can sort of demonstrate
what you know. For man, how that actually would come.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Across depends like what will I be You'll be the hostage, Yeah,
I'll be the kidnapper and I'll do Yeah, but what
you've really out there, that's if you're taking hostage, not
if you're a hostage negotiated because I wouldn't do any
of that stuff. Sure, but yeah, that sounds like the game, right,
And we'll get you. We'll get you out of live Keysy,
don't worry, man, You're gonna be home just in time

(25:20):
to pick up that library book.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Well, hang on, Mogi, just because if you're the hostage
negotiator and now this is what you would do, you
won't remain came, be patient or avoid dress.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, but that's if you're taking hostage. I'm not a hostage.
I'm free as a bird on the outside with a
shoddy I got my shutdown.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Really go yeah cool, it's to be quick. Yeah, this
is a great idea of.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
The hiking being shown podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
John Pitty there on the radio Honarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. Previous to this, we were talking about what
to do in a hostage situation and Keys he thought
it would be helpful if we maybe enacted a scenario
where there was a hostage situation and what to do.
So what going to do is we're going to reenact
one for you. I'm going to play the kidnapper, you're

(26:07):
going to play the hostage. I believe keasy and Mogi
is going to be the negotiator. How does that sound?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
So that sounds good? Location is a bank, Yes, I'm
just in there mining my own little.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Do I work there?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I just you're doing your banking.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
And you've come in and you've sort of taken over
the place. All right, you ready? Okay, hang on, let
me just get some.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
All right? Did everyone on the ground? What the hell?
Everyone on the ground? O?

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Hell, lock the doors?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
You and the pink jackets faded red come over.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Here now on the ground, pink jacket.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Boy on the ground. I was on the ground and
you've got me to stand up again?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Why are you doing it?

Speaker 5 (26:55):
In the dog?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
He possession what I'm said about.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
I'm halfway through getting down because I was just wondering.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Right, if everyone stays calm, no one needs to get hurt,
all right, No one needs to get hurt.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
All right, let's all just relax.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Listen, I'm doing the talking here.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Mustache man, button it all right? You want just shuts it?
All right? I will. What do you want?

Speaker 4 (27:24):
What do you want? What are you trying to get
out of this? By the way, is there something that
you want to head on?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
That eighties style bank? Phones ringing? Don't you think you
should answer it?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Do you get it?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Mate? Okay?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Hey, he's again? Is this the what do you say,
I get a bank robber, what do you call yourself?
I don't know. You wouldn't call yourself the bad guy?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
No, I wouldn't almost have a bad guy. He looks
like times are just tough, mate, you know what I'm saying.
And you know I don't like to give myself anyway,
if you know what I mean, I think that's really
unfair on me.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Well, my name's just to give you a bit of
a run down, mate. My name's Officer Mogi. I'll be
your hostage and negotiat it today. Obviously, we just want
to get everyone out safe and sound. And I imagine
you know, I mean, you can tell me what's been
going on in the imagine you scared the ship out
of them, did you.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Oh yeah, Jean, I'm terrifed on the ground.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Sorry. There's this weird dude here wearing a pink jacket.
He keeps getting himself in the doggy position. He's wearing
some sort of weird orthopedic slip ons.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah no, yeah, we know him. That'll be that'll be
keesy as names. He's been doing that all over the city.
You can shoot him if you want.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
No, no, no, that's not true.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
But everyone else would quite like to get out safe
and sound if we can't.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Look, I don't want to hurt anyone. Officer, Mogi, that's
not my intention. You know what I'm saying is did
you say Mogi not Mike Mogi?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Are you shitting me?

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Magie?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
It's why j.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
How you got your man?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
You're good, man, hang on, good.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
We're supposed to the ground.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
How you going, Magie?

Speaker 6 (29:19):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Obviously I didn't think i'd either end up being a cop.
But how are you doing?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Man?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
This is uh?

Speaker 5 (29:24):
This is weird, man.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, I suppose it is pretty weird, isn't it. You know,
it's not my sort of normal line of work. I've
been doing some infomercials and stuff, and then my wife left.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Me, I thought, and shut up.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Pink Jacket Feller. God, I'm gonna pop him pretty buddy
soon if he keeps rabbing on Magie.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Honestly, man, honestly, you'll be doing us all the fam Yeah, okay, hey,
you just on that. Shall we catch up?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I was gonna say, you got any darries If you
want a durry mate, I'll come out right now. Let
them all go.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
I'll meet you at the back in the alleyway, man,
we can have a chat about it.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
The weird thing about this man, honestly, the weirdest sense
of deja vu.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Toats right totes. It's really weird.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Okay, So thanks for refusing that, officer, Mogi and what
was your name? Sorry? Man, kidnapper?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
What was your name?

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Whatdy?

Speaker 5 (30:20):
J the amen?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, mate, the trick is you open up his nose
with the body of your going he shut the f up.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And Kisy Red Hot Chilli Pepper's there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, twenty minutes to six o'clock.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Now.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I don't know if you guys have noticed this, fellas,
but I always keep a keen eye on the moods
of the Big Show, And when I got in here
today I noticed that old Pugson Studio B there was
a bit of a who of the mood, and I
tried to sort of engage him in a conversation. He
was having none of it. Moye. Have you guys found
him a bit sort of off handed?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
He was fine with me, actually, man, I was always
had a bit of a problem with you.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, I know, I know that Pugs and I have
some stuff to work through, but he just seemed more so, right.
I mean, how you have you found him today, Kesy?

Speaker 4 (31:14):
He was sort of moping around, you know what it
was like when he gets all MOPI yeah, it's the
old mo droop.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
And he also, you know, after days of wearing quite
you know, shorts and long and short sleeved tease, he's
covered himself right up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, well funny you should say that, actually, Keesy, because
they've got me wondering feelings. Maybe we're a bit harsh
on pug Son yesterday when he was talking about his
tattoos and he's.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Got he's actually well you go on me.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Well no, I was going to say, I mean, you've
got to call an abomination and an abomination and a
lot of them are, and you know what I mean,
But I sort of feel like we could have been
a bit well, a bit softer with it.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
The issue is to your eyes in the situation, my eyes,
you know, having a big blowfly tatted on your arm
is like it's it's it's we don't think it's good,
but obviously he has a close affinity with blowflies.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
To be clear, the conversation was around tattoos and tatoos
that people may or may not regret, sure, actually do
regret not may or may not, And we sort of
got pugs in and just sort of wondered what percentage
of his he would regret, because we figured they'd be
pretty high because people around the office calling them shatters. Hey, yes, well,

(32:32):
I mean funny. Actually, I want to start.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I don't even hang on.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
We're trying to make him feel better.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I don't even know what he was thinking with that
salt and pepper shaker, whatever the hell that was.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I mean, why it comes to that, it comes to
mind just to stay on points. Yeah, yes, I think
he's prep feeling of it down.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Yeah, I think I think we need to Yeah, I
think we should definitely do something. What I mean, I
think would it be weird if we were to sort
of go and slide it and naturally to conversation like oh,
nice tattoo, tattoo there, No, but don't say it like that,
nice tattoos, man, cool tattoos.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
What about laser surgery? Well, yeah, we get them so
you can get them taken.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Off, but he's got so many of them. You know what,
We take him out for a curry. We haven't had
our famous curry for a while. Oh yeah, then we
all get something out of it.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
I'll tell you what we should do. Take him out
for a.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Sticky beef, sticky beef pugs on. Yes, Yeah, well I
think we need to do something because he certainly down
the dumps. And to be honest, fellas, you know, as
I said, some of his tattoos.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Oh well, it's changed. There's changed from back in our day.
You've got none keys.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
I've got none.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Back in our day. To give a tattoo, you actually
had to be an artist, you know, you had to
know how to draw. Yeah, there's all sorts of requirements.
People wanted it to look good, have each tatoo sort
of connect and have some kind of a mean ory.
And it's not like that anymore. It's like what's on
the wall? What ill I see on the toilet? Oh
there's something out of a panty? Got his favorite ones
from a painting, his favorite painting, and he got he

(34:05):
got part of his favorite painting.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
The worst part of.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
It, from what I can tell, was that the ridiculous
heart heart shape thinger was.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
The you know he's got backbones.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh yeah, that was good. It was a good one.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
And I was like, that's good to see more of that,
you know what I mean? Like if you just replaced
all of them with backbone, then you might actually get
some damn respect. But I think we should do something
to share them up. Fellows, I agree, and we should
put our heads.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Together and yeah, carry night. Maybe that's a good idea, makee.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Thanks mate, All right, let's lock that in the Hdarchy
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
And Kesey indeed talking heads there on the radio Hodarcky
Big Show, this glorious Wednesday afternoon. I see someone's on
the phone line there, you see. We go to the
phone line, Tello caller, Who am I speaking to?

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Good guys? Look, I just heard you talking about tattoos
that you regret, and I just wanted to call up
the radio Hurdarchy and say, I do not regret any
of the ones that I've got.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
What hang on?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Is that a stick man from pack and Save more.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
Like inkman for this particular example.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
But yes, such a masculine voice, isn't it. How many tatooes.
Have you actually got.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
WHOA, I'm riddled with them, mate, riddled I'd say at
least fourteen. All my permanent inc is basically dedicated to
all the permanent savors that pack and save. You see,
so a lot as you can imagine.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Stick Man. I hope this isn't too personal a question
for you, but but where are you tattooed? Exactly? Stick Man?

Speaker 6 (35:37):
All the way from the fruit and Vegetable department to housewares,
right and essentially everywhere you know how there are sort
of packing saves all over New Zealand where there is
essentially ink all over my sticky little body, every little
nook and cranny, and then the crannies and nooks inside of.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Those, right man.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I just quick question, Hi CAZy here by the way, man,
I hope you well. Do you have any regrets about
any of your tattoos?

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Yes, number seven and number twelve, but we usually.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Don't mention those, right, But you actually wish that you'd
never got them?

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Now?

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yeah, totally. I got one of those ones.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
What's those ones you get?

Speaker 6 (36:16):
You know when somebody does one of the great walks
one of the.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Tramps, ah tramp stamp.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
Is there what they call. Yeah, yeah, I did a
great look and so I got a seven air on
the back of my bicycle.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Uh stick man. This may seem like a very strange question,
but have you got any stick man tattoos?

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Oh? Boy?

Speaker 6 (36:38):
That would be very inception, wouldn't it. I do have
only one, but on that particular one, I have another seven,
so they sort of disappear inside each other.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Right, Yeah, because I have actually heard that getting a
stick man tetoo is actually quite popular nowadays.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Ah, isn't it nice news? Yeah? I mean I can
see the attraction. I'm very easy to draw, provided to
get me not back to front, and I'm flexible so
I can do interesting poses. In fact, you know, if
there's anyone out there listening that wants me tattooed on them,
well you.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Know yeah, Well I've got no doubt there is. If
we hate some people that'll be keen as for a
stick man tato. In fact, if there is somebody out
there or thin, they could probably come in and get
it done. Live CAZy. I reckon you be keen, wouldn't you?
You haven't got any tattoo, it's kezy. This could be
your first one?

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Man a stick there absolutely kezy.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah, I think we just we just see what the audience.
You know, I don't want to deny the audience the
chance to come and get a stick Man tatoo, don't
you think.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Oh well, look, I'd be more than happy. I would
be more than happy gentlemen to come in and actually
do the stick Man tattoo on the lucky recipient.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Look, I've got to be honest with your stick Man
and no offense intended here, but we'd probably get a professional.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
To do it.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Well all right, I mean, now I think about it.
I do not have hands, so it would be very
difficult to hold the tattoo gun unless we actually drew
it on the end of.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
My sweet Yeah. See, there's a lot of logistics we
have to work out for that to happen. But look,
long story short, if feeling out there listening right now
wants to actually come in and get a stick Man
tattoo on themselves, text us right now on three four
eight three, and we will hook you up.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
I would definitely tix myself if I had fingers.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Thanks stick Man, stick Man, what a tree we'll flick
you or a little Hoducky prize pack A right man.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Cheers Cozy.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
The hodiking Bing Show podcast temple pilots here on the
Radio Hodeky Big Show. Stick Man. Eh, what a surprise.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah, what a treat. Actually, I've got goose bumps.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah yeah, hey, yes, no, you guys, let's just.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Say after six o'clock we could do the old wats
for Tea New Zealand What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I'd love to.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Yeah, you know the segment where people tixt in on
three four, eight three tell us what they're having for
dinner and then we for doing so we put them
in the drawer for a toy prize pack.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Are you trying to sneak an Edmund? You're trying to
make it conversational edmind?

Speaker 4 (39:01):
No, this is what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
This is just us. What have you been up to?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Man? Have you heard about that new sement what's for
teen New Zealand?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, but anyway, send us in your text for t
on three four and also What's on the TV with
Mi Mino.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Welcome back to your massive backbones. You're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Ty. Yeah, and that's
in celebration of the fact they're going to be bringing
back the famous toy billboards again. We said to the
punters out there, if you've got some ideas regarding the
old billboards, text them through on three four eight three
and we'll have a little peruse use them. And I
believe a few people did that, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
They certainly did. And as I quote and I quote
you guys said, we'll send them up the chain to
Big Toy. Yeah, that's right, and just see if that
can to use it for anything you go through. All right,
here we go. Hoidy j always shouts his round. Yeah right,
got them good because you never show you around. I

(40:02):
love the big show. Yeah right, we stink, we suck.
I just received my prize peck from Radio Hode.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I doubt he's just clear.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
That's clearly a lie.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah, because we just lie about those.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
I'm going to binge watch talkback tonight.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah right now, because you want to take your time
with that.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Episodes.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yeah, mass of shame, Oh, Mogi and Hoidy Jay I
just have decided to give up the darts. Yeah yeah right,
you know these are all really good couple of kicking
the gaps. Yeah, old kezys Mo really suits them.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Right, So this is basically what we've asked.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Well, I think that one deserves that went up the
chain for sure. Yeah, that one's going up the chain
and look good on the billboard.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Well, actually just on that. It's a little bit niche
but send it in and we'll fire it on up
the chain.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
In reference to the fact that we definitely got any
of these.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Up the chair, you never know we might do. Actually,
there might be a good one or two. Now listen
at some point of the podcast outro today Geez Lou Wheeze,
which is a little chat were here before the show starts.
I can't even remember just playing what.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
I don't know, God, I remember the other It was
probably a couple of months ago. This guy was right
up my ass and like on the water and ship.
He was right up there. I had a little pink
jacket on him, the slippers, and then he like pulled
out and overtook me on the fast lane and pulled
the fingers and I was like, man, I'm already going
like ten k over the speed, you know exactly. Anyway,

(41:41):
he got caught in traffic and then I just cruised
past him and then I looked at him and he
looked at me and pulled the fingers and I was
just like waving Son shows that, but because it just
sounded like he's banging a dude there at the start
of you know what I mean? Do you guys get
the same feeling?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Or yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
That was I head there heard that in but on there.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah, I just wanted the cheap gag about pulling out
and overtaking.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Hey, no, listen, what What's for teen New Zealand? On three?

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Please do three? Text what you're having for dinner? Three
four eight three You can win it to your prize picks.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
What's for teen News Zealand?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kisy
Oh Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Kings of Leon. There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday night? What's for teen News Zealand?

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Hey, guys, text here from Steve. What's for teens Zealand
with me.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Ki and all their jazz. I haven't eaten today, fellas?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Is that all you're grumpy?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah? Yeah, no, it's been a bad.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Banging on about hair, hungry, you own you eat a
bag of chips and you're going to get some sushi.
And you're right, man, not.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
A single thing has passed through my mouth apart from
durries and coffee.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Well, yesterday you were in a hor of the mood
as well. And it turns out he's like, Kezy, guess
what I've had for lunch? Man, guess what I've had
for lunch? I was like, why, He's like a bunch
of grapes?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, Keezy on three for eight three?

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Really trying to hurry this thing along, aren't you?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Jason?

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Places to be man? What's that about? Good old fellas?
Kelvin here, Kelvin Kleine, Yes, wow, Hobbs.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah, you're a bit slow.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Functioning.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Kelvin Kleine, currently in Taranaki. I have knitted some sausages
with cheese down the middle.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
You've knitted some sausages.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
I used to know how to do that, fellas when
I loved Above the butcher Shop. They showed me how
to make those little bundles. Yeah, it's quite cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
I was.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
You're really good at it, wasn't you.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I was pretty bad at it that?

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah, get a fella Sarah here.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Oh my God, Sarah Jessica Parker married to Matthew Broderick.
What's going on there?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
What's that about?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Me and my dad are having mashed tadies and chicken.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Oh had that last night?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
We had potato and chicken and a salad salad mate
sense sure?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Actually? And I didn't have mashed potatoes. I had roasted potatoes.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, that's what I did today, right, Yeah, same thing.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Good a Fellas Isaac here, Oh my god, Newton, Sir
Isaac Newton. No, oh, Isaac Newton, no relation, good a Fellas.
My brother just got out of wy at a prison.
I'm going to cook him a mean green ty curry.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, it's hard to get your hands on a good
ty curry inside me. And I'll tell you what. There's
very much meat and three vig yes. But I'll tell
you another thing. Man, you wallet hide your wallet because
the brother's out.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Ah And by the way, I'm a big fan of
green curries.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
For your reads yellow Yeah, well you're not going to
be there, Jason.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
No, but that's good to know, thank you.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Mag I like to read as well reads the best,
but green is pretty tasty, though.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Man, your brother's going to be spewing.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Hey fellers, get there, Michelle here.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Oh my god, I caught my Michelle from the Guns N'
Roses song, My Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
First lady, me and Barack.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Are having hamsteaks with pineapple rings on them. Add some
minted peas on the side.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
You know what, man, you would go there. I know
it's old schools that particular dish, but I would absolutely
go that.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
We've talked about this previously. Yes, oftentimes it have as
a handsteak. You've got the pineapple ring on there. You
probably got a mashed potato and coal slaw was what
my mother used to do it with. I could eat
the edges of it because it was a little bit crispier. Sure,
it's one of the all time ship house meals, and
I will not abide it. That is garbage. If you're

(46:19):
serving that has got no relationship to any kind of meat,
that is filth.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I find memories of ordering that at Cobb and Co.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Oh yes, so good.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Rectangular serving of meat. Yeah, man, ah, my mind was
always a circle. Oh yes, anyway, one last one fellas quickly.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Oh this is from Amanda hugging kisses Amanda hugging kiss
get a fellas, just whipping up some beans and cheese
on toast with salt and crack pepper your beauty, getting
my belly, you cracker, crack the.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Whole actual Big Shoes with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Here's the de Guns Roses there on the radio, ho
donkey big show. This's Wednesday Light. Let's talk TV.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Wednesday Light, Wednesday Light Tally with Mike Minogue, rah Ray.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, I don't watch anything, so there
you go.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I watched the end of The Patient. Oh yes, Steve,
how was it? And man, yeah they are And that's
what I was reminded of.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
We did a great one on talkback. We did actually
a cliffhanger needle a second season, to be honest with you,
but you know, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
It never happened.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
I never made it that far.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
It was one of those I'm still undecided, genuinely initially disappointed,
and then I went, actually, no, that was pretty good,
was it? And then my wife went, I still don't
know how I feel about that ending to that show,
and I went, yeah, no, neither do I.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
And then what did she say, and she said, I
don't know if I liked it or not.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I said, neither did.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
I was tinker there, tinker dog.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
But having said that, in terms of the series, very good,
good acting. It is good acting. One criticism was what's
his name? Gleason's character? Who Domald who plays the serial killer.
It looks like they put too much makeup a makeup
on him, which is kind of distracting.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
But apart from that, very good. Highly recommended. Four bussies
out of five. Oh not bad on the busy front, Keysy,
how about you? You're mad dog?

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Watch Celeberty Treasure Islands. What you guys might have worked
with her? Michelle Langstone.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I know Michelle. I've never worked with her, and I
don't think i've ever met her.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I think I have.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
What's she like? I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
She's an actor. She's got brown hair, Yeah, yeah, she
is an actor.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
She's a white woman right, brown here.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
White woman, brown here, actor, two legs, blue eyes, two
legs as the one arms, yes, yes, yeah, I know
the one her. And there's another actor address the blonde
haired lady Alicia or something. I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
The castle hughes.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
No, that's Keisha cashle Castle hughes on it.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
No, Jesus confused, getting confusing. The two have a good ending.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Geez.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
I find the two female actors extremely annoying, and so
does my wife.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
But you're sixist, nor your wife doesn't like she's an
other woman. She's a misogynist as well. But I remember
that time she had that. You remember she had that
interaction with that naked woman in the gym in the
changing rooms, and she was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
She was like, no, thank you, Mike, and you were.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
There's something about these two women who are very very
annoying to us.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
And what are they doing exactly?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
He's annoying you? Yes? Is it because it's all about them?
Maybe because that's a very very dramatic trait.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
They're very dramatic, and they're very like, get upset about
really stupid things. While it was just trying to have
a nice time.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I was just trying to crack on and that.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
And then Adie Walker Adie Walker, Yeah, and so she's
been eliminated.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I googled it. I think that's just an acting trait.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
But the other thing too, that kind of for some
I don't know if I'm justified by feeling this way is.
There was a comedian who was eliminated. This young comedian.
She was quite funny, She didn't really do much. She
kind of wasn't very good at any of the challenge
that had happened so far. She was eliminated, and then
Michelle Langsta was upset about it and she said, I
just miss her. I miss her humor and I miss

(50:44):
her manner. And I was like, what, what what she's
like A like a twenty something year old comedian who
didn't show any signs of having I feel like she
just they're just crow barring that, you know what I mean,
things like that annoying me.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah somebody and yeah, were you're in the
horror of a mood for the rest of the night.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
No, But I was just like, it's weird because it's
the two female actresses.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you're jealous because they've got
a career as actors. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Kesey Mattellika there on the radio Holed Archy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. Hey, making, when was the last time
you did a marathon? Mate?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Ah, Tuesdays. Yes, yeah, I've done think I've done one.
Oh yeah, you mean what kind of marathon.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Like a marathon running for like eighty.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
K oh yeah, eighty k's yeah yeah yeah, every Tuesday
and Sunday.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah great?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
How about you man?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Uh, last one last Sunday? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And
that was eighty k's was it one hundred and twenty?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
I thought they were forty two k's?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
This was an ultra marathon? Oh right, the witch keysy.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
What's that, Jase? Oh the fault line ultra marathon and
mountain bike chilling? Is that what you're referring to? Yeahs
for this thing man, Well, unfortunately, of course we can't
participate in that challenge because we are busy. But there
are a whole heap of ultra marathons and different mountain
bike challenges as well. Of all different varieties, You've got
fifty k on hundred k, hundred mile mountain bike bliss.

(52:18):
There's heaps of options. A lot of it is pretty
intense stuff, but it is guaranteed to be a weekend
full of adventure in the world's best playground city.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
What's that playground city? Well? Is that oh well, oh
well yeah, playground city.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
So basically we've been doing a massive Ultra marathon and
a sort of ninety mile in our gale. It would
be hard, that would be hard. Jack.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Well, you can't do it, you know, or.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Your back? Yeah, well I would blowing a hammy as
you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my shuttle sprints. My leg
fell off, so yeah, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Guarded? But you know this is the thing was getting
old hoide you are you going to have it soon?

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Man?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
When'd you get into late forties? Here? Your limbs just
falling off?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Really, I've already got dude, droop you do? Man?

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Who's hammy? By the way, hey you by the way,
if anyone wants to run this race in our place,
text with Ultra to three four eight three to register
for your chance to win free entry to the fault line,
including flights and accommodation as well. Just tell us who
out of the three of us you'll be running all
riding on behalf of I'm representing old Dear Nice or

(53:31):
I'm representing old Mogi, yes yes, or even bit I'm
representing Keysy and I'm getting it done. That is the
fault line. Ultra and Mountain Bike Challenge. Check it out the.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Hood Actual Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
What what a Jane hump day?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Hump day?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Man?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Oh yeah, now my hump days tomorrow, tomorrow, Todays felt
like a bit of a hump day. I'll be honest
with you, really, for sure, for sure, Maggie. Your plans
for the night early night for you. You were saying
you needed a nap and you didn't get one.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Don't know, actually get home, have to help the missiles peck,
I'd imagine. And yeah, but either it'll be an early one. Man,
you're going to try and watch something, Try and watch
something tonight. I always feel bad when I haven't watched
anything for what's on the telly with old Magi?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
You know, yeah, sure it's you're kezy. What are you
hap to you mate?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
I'm going to go home. My wife is making what
is she making? Spicy noodles?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
She had that last night last night.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Now we didn't end up having that. We ended up
having bow buns, and so I think we're having the
Portmant's spicy noodles tonight. I was exciting because I'm excited
for those, and yeah, I'm probably gonna watch The chooserrither
and get an early one tonight because I've got to
get up early for work tomorrow, which is not something
I owned to.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Yeah, yeah, he's a big boy. Welcome back the real world. Jeez,
what about you, Jesse? What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Man?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Well, as I mentioned, and what's for TEENI zialand I
haven't eaten a single thing today, So I'm going to
go home and eat a stupid amount of food. Yeah,
then probably put my daughter up a little bit later
on in the night, then go to bed, cool man,
go to sleep, hope. Yeah, thanks everyone. Oh no, look,

(55:27):
I've already been twice today to the gym. I don't
need to go a third time. Hey, it's been a
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