FULL SHOW: The Housewarming

On today's show, Mike's frothing for the school holidays, Keyzie's got company and Pugs is all talk.

TIME OUT:
(00:00) Intro: Up the tron
(03:34) Pugs has moved house
(09:11) Pugs' housewarming ideas
(13:55) FIJIJIJIJII
(18:58) TVTVTVTVTV
(23:14) THE FRIDAY THROBBER
(26:25) THROBBER DECIDER
(29:53) TAB BIG BET
(33:47) ONE & A HALF MOGEYS
(43:05) Intro: DOUBLE THE REBURGER
(45:27) Pugs calls it a night 
(50:12) TRADE TESTED WINNER
(53:35) KEYZIEPATTYNIPS69
(57:53) HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hotaking Big Show thanks to crave Worthy street Food
freshly made with Reburger. It's time to go outside.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest, the biggest.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
This is the biggest, biggest, shot big show. Jason Howitch,
Mike Minogue and Key.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Oh, get out your messive backbones. It is Friday, September nineteenth,
twenty twenty five, and you he's always listened to the
Hodckey Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Grave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yuh bloody ripper stuff there, pugs.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Of course, this is Hoidy Jay's second day of holiday,
which means he is back on board come Monday. He's
already like halfway through his holiday. Mogi, it's flying by.
I hope he's having a good time.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
You know he won't be men Jeff and signing his
way around or golf course fishing. He'll cast out there,
bring the line back and nothing on it. Why do
I bother man?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, suck on the vight man, Yeah, I missed the failers.
Speaking of the fellers, MOGGI, how are you this wonderful
Friday afternoon going pretty grassy?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Mad Dog? You're six on a but I'm excited about
cracking into the weekend. I've got a huge weekend planned.
I'm off to Hamilton. Oh so good man.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'll tell you what you and Jason you know how
to holiday, we.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Know how to live. Man. Well, we've got the the
holidays coming up, the school holidays are coming up, so
you've got to occupy the child man. So I've decided
to take them to you know, just Hamilton is the
city of events. You know, they've got the gardens there,
they're amazing and like six year olds, they love gardens.
You can't get those up here, you just can't. And

(01:42):
then the other thing they've got is a river, so good.
It's big. Yeah, yeah big. So it's exciting weekend ahead
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Pugsn you, Rogue Stallion, how are you this afternoon?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
You've got a wooly vesta thanks fellas well, you didn't
say anything nice about it, but you know, to somewhere
in it.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
So this is what Jase does.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
What's that? He just says, Oh, you've got your little
wooly vest vest on.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
There, casey, Yeah, no, I'm well, thanks fellows. Grateful to
be here with you folks. Yeah, it's Friday, so that's
a good buzz as well. It absolutely is.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I don't forget it's frid Out Shiday aka shout out Friday.
If there'snyone you would like to shout out to give
us a text on three four eight three, get yourself
from the drawer for a fifty reburg about you. What's
coming up on the show today, mogus.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Wait for.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, more bloody exciting stuff. There will be opportunities to
join us on our Swingers Club. We are off to
Fiji and you'll be able to give us a call
on eight hundred homerecking you to get yourselves in the
drawer for that. We've also got the Throbber. Of course,
no Jase today, so an opportunity for one of us
to to get another win on the board. And of
course up next Pugsar Hello, he's moved in with his

(02:51):
missus and Keasy myself. We're going to take this opportunity
to plan your flat warby man. I'll tell you what,
pretty I don't know we'll do. It's going to be
an absolute pig style by the time we've done with it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Then the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodky.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
She had on the Hurducky Big Show twelve minutes past
four o'clock. You've got Keysy Moggi and Pugs and Haughty
Joe's back on Dick Monday. Pugs. Very exciting times for you.
Over the weekend, you moved in with your lovely partner,
didn't you?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I did. I did.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
It was a bit of a slog, but we wanted
to do it in a way that we didn't have
to do anything else.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
We just got it all unpacked, smashed it out and
living there and I'm loving it.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
So talk us through the actual the place you're living.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
So it's an apartment, yeah, yeah, So it's at the
top floor of about three levels there and yes, no,
just like a standy.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Plenty of pen houses up there as well under his mattress,
you know.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
So it's just like a sort of standy size apartment.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
You kind of walk in there.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
How many bedrooms it's just on top of everyone else.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
One bed, one bed, one bathroom, one bathroom. Does the
bathroom of a separate toilet, No, so that's all combined.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's all in the one by yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Just running this down.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And then you walking there. There's a lounge obviously.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
How big? How what's the square meterage of the site?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I have ninety the venue? Yeah, I don't know how
to measure.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
That, right, okay, how what would the size of a
regular apartment be? Mog you like a one bit like thirty?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
It's not bigger than that, No, I reckon you should
be probably for someone like PAGs the kind of money
he's on as missus as well, you're probably looking at
seventy to ninety squares wow. Yeah, well and closed the
bed in the bathroom as well.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, I have no frame of reference for how correct
that is.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Is there a lift going up to the top?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah? No, yeah, okay, so that's going to be twenty
one stairs. It's going to be an issue one. That's
not many, no, if any.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Right, it's seven stairs per floor, right, okay, yeah, you
kind of hard to believe. All right, So the venue
is sort of seventy eight slash eighty meters squared.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I mean yeah, we could you guys could come around.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
We could have like a little dinner or something like
a pot like we were talking about.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Absolute chance pokes. What we're going to organize as an
official housewarming like a real good because you have looked
after us here on the big show, right, You've looked
after us. This just just you've looked after us, and
now it's time for us to look after you.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Mogi.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, a good housewarming? Yeah, what does a good housewarming
need to have?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Backbones? Obviously it's going to be great music, so straight
off the bat, you know, Pagsay, you've got a DJ
duo yourself and Deli the Yummy Boys their band. Okay,
we'll take care of the music.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah yeah, Actually put all you you're Vinyl away as well,
because we're not going to need any of that like
oltie stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Great music, heaps of booze or get a booth sponsor
on board.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, what about a bit like a band, like a
live band.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I'm pretty new they don't want to disrupt.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Because it's a good you know, a good band like
we you know, we go around and we invite all
the neighbors.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, because you're.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Going to be living there for you know, well, we
don't know how long, but you want to be inviting everyone,
making that part of the community, making yourself part of
the community and an integral part of the community. They
need to know that. When it comes to Friday lay night,
we could just drop around the Pags's house and get
on it.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Do think there's many young people. I think it's mostly
older folk.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
We don't want to be ageist. Okay, so a band
I reckon because we're here at Radiohodak, I reckon. We
could convince a good band like maybe not she hard
reuniting and you know, but we could you know, split
the ends of getting back together.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Like a blind spot Concord Dawn.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I do like them, but I just there's no where
they come to my house.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
How many people are in Shapey's It's quite a lot, right, yeah,
half a dozen? Yes, So maybe just a DJ set
from Shape and then we could get a little bit.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Of Ramstein in there as well. How do you feel
about illegal drugs PAGs? Just as a hypothetical hypothetically, Well,
how do you feel about it pathetically?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
How do I feel about it?

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah, I just it's hypothetical, perfectly hypothetical. I mean like
if people people are responsible and safe, then they are
free to dogal.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
You can have a couple of beers and that's that responsibly,
so you walk through the door.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Just I don't wan anything to do with that.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
You picture this, you walk through, there's booze there, bowls
of connies. Yeah, and it's just you go hell for
leather and there's just cameras set up and every single
corner of every single room we're live streaming it to
the world rooms. I've got the name for it, what
Pug Sons filth Mania.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I was just a pug fist three four eight three.
Do you want to come to Pugs's housewarming? You get
plus three, So we want groups coming that way. You've
got people to chat to every text and the draw
for a fifty dollars reboog of about chat.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
How do you feel bout a peg on a spit
Phil for Rama? That's it?

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Look, I mean, I just I'm a bit worried that
we're getting a little bit out of him loser.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
It's the name of the song bick.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
By the way, The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio
Holdaks Dragon.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
There on the Huducky Big Show twenty four minutes past
four this Friday afternoon with Kezy, Mogi and Pugs Soun.
Just in the middle of planning Pugs's housewarming. He's just
moved into a one bedroom apartment with his lovely partner
sacis Well. No, it's time for me to and Mike
as well, and the whole of hdarchy really to pay
it back to Pugs. He works, he works so hard,
he's done so much for the big show. The least

(08:38):
we can do is have an absolute massive party at
your place.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I really appreciate the sentiment, like, you guys are really
really kind.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
I just I think it's important we keep in mind
I've just moved in and it's not a big place.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
That's fine, it's a one beer droom with my part.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Then we'll put it to you that way. Yeah for courses, Yeah,
horses for courses. Keeps gum here on three for eight three.
And if you've got any suggestions on things that we
can do at those party, things that we can have,
be it bands or yeah, any kind of entertainment, then
fire them on through on the text machine. There somebody
here says that I have a donkey available for the

(09:14):
mess of pess up at Pugsn's a donkey, yeah for
like donkey right, donkey right?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
What do you mean? What do you do you say?
You've got a balcony. Yeah, I've got a little balcony.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
We put some straw up their happy days.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, they just can't walk down them once you get
it in there. It's kind of your donkey.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
That's why when you like, when you go to climb
Everest for example, right you get to the top, there's
just heaps and donkeys.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Donkeys.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
We were considering getting a cat, but this might be better.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I have twelve close mates I want to bring to
Pugs a Paloser.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Didn't you say three like plus three?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah, but like that's just what's the difference between three
people bringing plus three's or one person bringing plus twelve?
It's good and we want it to be good. Also,
Pugs a Paloser, I like the name there, or what
about Pugs and Bree because I both you know, it
kind of gives it a bit of an ear of
it's going to be excellent. And so far we've locked
and I've heard back from Peegs shapies are in what

(10:09):
we're looking.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
In three weeks time, it will be happening.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
And also I have organized a peg on a spit
because you can't have a party at pug Stands without
getting something on the spit.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, true that pegs on a spit pig, not me,
not a peg on a spit. But I don't see
why they you can you can't have one, but you
can have both. You know, you don't have to exclude
just because you've got one. That's okay, okay, Yeah, because
sometimes you don't want to eat, you know, when you're
at a party. I get it cheating a pegs.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
In terms of the cleaning up, putting down drop sheets
is probably a good idea, Like matts, you know what.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I mean, when I throw a party, I don't really
care about the cleanup because I'm not having anything to
do with it. Yeah, right, sort the sort of a
feeling of if you're putting down drop sheets, that's sort
of a feeling of it's like when you cleaning up
around you right, be me, and it's sort of like
it's not very welcoming, no, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
You can do it if you want pugs, but don't
just freak everyrun out while you're doing it.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, it's my I just want to respect it, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Respect? What the do you did? You buy it?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
A good? That's all good, man, what about a mechanical chase.
It's like a ball, but it's a bit broken.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Wouldn't be very fun to ride a mechanical jase.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
You hop on it, it doesn't move it just size.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
What was that great texs three for three, Thank you
very much. Naked Merry Archie band, yes, but wearing backbone shirts.
Winnie the Poo styles very specific. I like it. Once again,
they could go out on the balcony with a donkey
because we don't have a lot of space to work
with it this particular venue venues I'm used to dealing
with a far larger We do have connections, though, so

(11:48):
we can get a proper PA system set up. A
lighting rig will be fine as well.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Fireworks display, Oh my god, hang on, where are you
going to do that?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
The off the balcony, the.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Donkey and the mariach.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
You just need you need ear mass with the donkey
in a blindfold because they fire up loud noises. Donkeys
do it.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
They hate it, so donkey, I'm just running this down fireworks.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
That's what you never see a donkey guy fawks you
never have because they are psychos.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah, although you will see one in three weeks time
on your balcony.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's going to be great.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
And then I think we take your mattress that you've got.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I do have one.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
You push it up against the wall and we turned
that into sort of the dance the dance area or
we use the bedroom as for putting stuff on the spit.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yes, the pig, well that that shulgar out on the
balcony as well. The peg on the spit, spit should
be out there as well. How big your balcony smell?
You don't want to wreak out the whole house with
the pig just because some people will be vegetarian.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
That's a good point, Matt Pugs. How long is the balcony.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's probably like two three meters fit?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, the whle archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Tune in days four on radio.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
The Big Show Swingers Club is back and this time
it's going global.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
That's right, we're off to feed. You'd play some golf,
flying Fiji airways, staying at the beautiful Intercontinental Fiji Golf
Resort and spa with white sand beaches meant world class hospitality.
I cannot wait, fellas, only just have a four weeks
away quick reminder.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
You guys got passports right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got mine? Man, yep, cool, okay, cool,
because that would be a debarker, would.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Would Actually I'm trying. I'm going through the process at
the moment of trying to get my daughter's passport, Magi minogue,
and it is an absolute debarkle of a situation really
just sitting through the photo. So go and get a
photo done. I'll just get a proper one done at
the pharmacy you know where they do that. It's not
good enough, not high enough resolution, too close. It's been

(13:54):
going for two weeks. I've been emailing different versions of
photos every single day for the last two weeks. So,
Fiji bitter worth.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
It pretty sure it is?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Man.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
You've been before, I've been, yes, oh yes, you know?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, Yeah, I get it, Man, I get it. Have
you been before, MANI gi yeah, yeah, so you get it.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Man, I've been twice. You've been, Fiji, Pugs I have,
So you get it.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Many think about you, Pugs and you'll be getting it.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
On the trip to what do you mean? You know?

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay, let's go.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
To the Lions.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Who wants to join Bob from Wellington?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
You're mayor.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
How here you gom keen boys? You're going good beautiful
day in Wellington today.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh good to hear.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
What do you do for a crust? Logistics?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Man? Just still move boxes?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah man, that's bagbone management. That's what that is.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Bob.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
You like golf, mate?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I play every week. I'm going a little bit tomorrow
to have a game. You lucky a b You go
to the mate and they saw that nine whole one
out worderary out hokyo. Sorry, I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm playing only ever play eighteen old god bless you.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, same here, same here, Bob? If you one mate,
who'd you bring with you?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
My word?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
She's sitting in the car next to me, and so
she's pointing at her.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah right yeah nice nice Bob, will hold you to
that perfect mate.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
You're officially in the draw. Man, Good luck, all right,
have a good weekend, boys.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Thank you mate.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Carmen your mayor bar great, thanks bloody good. Where are
you calling from.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
I'm from Auckland.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I've heard of Auckland. What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
The Carmen High School teacher? Well done? What's your favorite subject?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
To teach. Carmen, that would be probably my own health.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
And what's your preferd method? Do you go Cain or strap?

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
They're not really allowed these days.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
It seems, but you secretly do it the way Carmen,
you can secretly cane you.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
With your students.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, yeah, we'll see that after the camp hypothetically.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Oh yeah, we probably should send it to the cops. Actually, Carmen,
if you won this competition, man, who would you bring
to play golf?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Definitely my husband.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
He's probably losing his mind in his car.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
What's his name?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Justin?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Justin you were saying, off, area's a bit of a
doingy Yeah, true, true, Well, good luck for you, Carmen,
and also Justin, all right, we'll chuck you in the drawer.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
They sound great, backbones. How good was Bob halfway through
me saying.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Hello, Okay, I'm here.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
I'm keen for Fiji. To be fair, we are very
keen for Fiji. It's in a few weeks time, plenty
more chances to win.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
On the show.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Today, we'll be doing another key call, So keep an
era on eight hundred Hodaki and get ready to call.
In the meantime, faith, no more, we care a lot.
It's ready. I heard the whole.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Rucky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hotay.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Is the Killers on The Hicky Big Show eleven minutes
to five o'clock this Friday afternoon with Keezy, Mogi and
pugsn It is almost five, so let's do this.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, y fellas, I started watching Happy Gilmore too.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh Netflix, Yeah, it's on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Man, It's not as bad as I thought it was
going to be.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, yeah, I've heard terrible.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Half an hour into it. Nowhere near as bad as
every other because pretty much he's been terrible is I
love Adam Sandler as a human and loved his early stuff,
but you know, it's been some pretty terrible drek for
a long long time. So yeah, it's not as bad
as I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
The problem I've got right with Happy gil Were two,
I haven't watched it. I'm not going to watch it
because Happy Gilmore one was such a pivotal movie in
my childhood, Like I watch that movie a lot with
my dad and my brother. We loved it, and it's
the same with I don't know, movies from my child,
which I absolutely love, and now all of a sudden
they're making sequels to them. Yeah, and like Zoolander two,

(18:12):
for example, wasn't very good. That was a big one
for me when I was younger as well. Yes, and
I think it's too important. I'm not going to watch
it because everyone I've talked to his God, it's okay. Yeah,
it needs to be as awesome as the first one.
Otherwise I don't want to watch happen.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, so so far it's two busies out of five, right,
you know, when I finished watching it, probably in about
a year and a half.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
How many cameos have you seen so far? About fifty
in the first half an hour.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
But if about fifty, and believe it or not, it
doesn't help the storyline.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Oh yeah, I'll never forget. Game of Thrones had he
sharing in an episode really yeah, like in the fifth
season or something, and it was just before they kind
of went off a wee bit of a cliff compared
to the quality of the earlier seasons. There's something about
cameos for me which just draw me straight out. It's
like when Keith Richards was who I love was a
Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, it's Keith Richards. I don't know,

(19:03):
I don't know, it's just sometimes. Yeah, they were in
the Immersion Pugs. What did you watch men?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
I watched well, I attempted to watch another episode of
Alien Earth, which is by FX and it's on.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Disney Plus TV.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Is a TV show, the first Alien TV show in
the franchise.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
There an Alien TV show.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, and it's set.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Before the original Alien and it's basically about a ship
of dangerous creatures that have been caught for research crash
lands on a futuristic Earth and they all escape, and
one of them is the titular character or the titular creature,
the alien, the xenomorph.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Right, okay, any good.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
No, it's ass, it's really ass. I reviewed it on
my substack. Actually, if you remember that, you remember that
bad boy. I reviewed the first two episodes and I
just really couldn't get around.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
It didn't draw me in, you know, when.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
They try to add lore to story and it's really
not necessarily like they're just trying to expand on a
universe where it's not needed. We don't need to know
what happened here. And also the main character is a cyborg.
So there's no real human danger in that first at
least in the first two or three episodes, which is
when you need to draw me in. I need to

(20:19):
have some human danger and also massive inconsistencies. Have you
seen You've seen alien?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Have you seen alien?

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Ages again, you've seen the post like that is the
most terrifying, dangerous creature on the planet and they managed
to bring it out into the light, ruin all the
mystery and danger around it, and it's just running around
like an animal.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Robot and she's all right, oh it's a she. How
many buzzies do you give the robot out of five?

Speaker 5 (20:45):
I'll rate the show for you, man, and it's a
solid one and a half.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
One and half buzzies out of fight. How do you
describe it?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
As as?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
And you love as you were saying off here, but
you see you don't like it?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
What's that? Huh?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
What The Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaky.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Pit a supergroove on your Friday afternoon Here on the
Hidiarcky Big Show four minutes to five o'clock with Keezy
MGI and PUGSN coming up after five the Friday throb
Of course, today's theme is Hoody Jay's holiday. He's currently
knee deep in his vacation and we'll be back on Monday.
You guys got big tunes lined up for that, relatively big.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I like mine. I think it's quite big. It's big
in my mind and in my heart.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
You're right, okay, I've got quite a softy. Oh but
it's one that people I think we'll.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Get in getting. Yeah, yeah, come on man.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Also after five o'clock another chance to get yourself from
the drawer to join us in fig plus a chance
to win some cash.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Too with the tabby Big Bits. Makes you stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
It's the Hocky Big Shows Friday throb.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Thro That's Ry the Friday Throbber. We each pick a
song to a particular theme.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
You then call us on eight hundred Hadarchy vote for
which one you like the most. It gets played in
full and that person gets a score on the score board.
I'm currently way way in the back. Yeah, you and
Jays Mike, are you guys away out in front?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
We're in the front.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Man and punk Soun's actually closing in on me, and
really he's only here every now and then. You're only
two wins away from me. Holy, it's crazy. Today's theme, though,
is Hoody Jay's Holiday Feelers. Who wants to go first?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I'm heavy game first. This is where I think old
Hody Jiz Bottle will be up to on his four
day his four day holiday. He loved the song.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Chain that feel Good.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Ahead of this, I'm by Queens of the Stone.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
It's a massive tune that one. I think the exact opposite, right, Yeah,
I think I can picture houghdy J doing pretty much nothing.
If he does go somewhere, it'll be pretty close by, but.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
He'll make it.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
One version I can see where he sort of he
gets out of bed, he makes a cup of coffee,
he sits down, You see the sun come up in
the background and then go down and then he's size
once and then goes back to bed. Yeah, and he
does that four days in a row.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
He would love that. So I've gone for a different vibe.
This is more what I'm picturing for houghty J.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
On the rod again, just to get on the road
again because it's four day holiday.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Love Me Again music with my friend.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I just think that's more of a Hoidy jh on
holiday vibey and he'll be going going on the road
again to his family which is an hour away.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Yeah, that'll be a huge deal for him. Yes, yes,
that's my choice.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
That's a great choice.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Man.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
I just picked an absolute shune titled Holiday by turnstile.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Means on holiday.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Yeah, we need more turnstile on Hadaki.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
There you go man. The first couple of seconds I
was a bit worried there for you.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Was I we need more turnstyle or we could have
more foolies. What do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
H you decide, New Zealand, give us a call on
oh eight hundred Hadarchy. We've also got a Biffy Cleiro
vinyl to give away. We'll pick someone randomly from the
callers through So one hundred Hodarky, you have your say
on the Friday Throbber. In the meantime, another Absolute throbber.
It's Nirvana smells like teen Spirits.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HO.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
It's the big shows Friday thrommer it sure, it's the
biggest thing in New Zealand radio. It is Friday Throw
on Radio Hodarchy. We each pick a tune. Today's theme
is Hoidy Jay's Holiday. Yes, Mogie you got us started
with an absolute banger.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I did here It is.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Wheat and stone Age feel good ahead of the Summer.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
I went for something a little more Hoidy Jay's Speed
also a song that came out when he was in
his mid thirties.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
It then.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
On the road again, just came wait on the road
again getting to the family match.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Willie Nelson there on the road again and that is
Jason on his way to the family batch.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
For probably one night.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
I went for.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
I went for a song by Turnstyle cool holiday, nice.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
You know what I'm saying, man, You know what I'm saying.
Pug's coming and red hot there. Let's go to the line.
See what New Zealand wants to hear. Jack from Auckland.
How are you going?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Brother?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Really good?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Jack? Which song would you like to see? When the
throw of to day?

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Man?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Please ad again with Jack? Jack mate your backbone?

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Thanks for calling well, Randall you're in a hurricane?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah good thanks? Random man?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Who are you voting for today?

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Mate's got to be Jesus.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
See this is the trouble right. This is the sort
of thing where Jace will get the vote for those keys.
You complained that it wasn't a throbber, but at the
end of the day, the public wanted it. So the
issue was not the music is she was our listeners.
We've got to get new listeners.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, but and we've discussed this a lot, like our
listeners are you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Cater to exactly.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
What I like the most about this is that Pugs
would have spent hours finding the most hard hour holiday
based deep cut song from a band no one's heard of. Yes,
and got no votes.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Okay, that was very Can I just say, Kezy love
you to death man, very antagonist to give That was real.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Welcome to the big shows.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's what the big show is man, and loads of
bloody tune.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
All right, Mogi, I'm surprised you didn't get more votes
because that is one of their biggest.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Is an absolute tune. But what you've done, the achisy,
You've gone both into the spectrum.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
There.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
You've got a vote of an eight year old and
the vote of an eighty year old. That is unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
That is unbelievable. So id tag it here you go,
New Zealand. Turn it up an absolute throbber of a tune.
It's Willy Nelson on the road again. Pitch a Hoidy
j driving to the family batch and it's two thousand
and seven Master exceler got on tune on the.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Road again, The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy, Gus Chune,
Chemical Brothers. Let forever be on the Hidarky Big Show
twenty two minutes past five this Friday afternoon. Just a
few text here quickly fails on three four eight three
throber Gold.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Turns out that was a tune.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Okay, so hopefully people that haven't heard that song before
I did enjoy it was Willie Nelson on the Road again.
But right now it's time four.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
It's areaking Big Show, big bit.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
What's the gab?

Speaker 4 (28:54):
That's right, the Big Show, big bet. Will you give
us a call on oh eight hundred Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Then our man Dilly.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
From the office. Incident Guy Guy, he is here in
the studio. Welcome Dilly yet, Hey guys, how we going
Happy Friday? Yeah, Happy Friday man. We're going to go
to Luke I believe Luke you're there man?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah, mate?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, nice, Luca, what do you do for a Chruss
brother plumber plumber comber plumber.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Man if you words?

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah? Nice? Nice?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
And Luke you much of a sports fan?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah, good on you?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
All right, Dilly, why don't you tell him his two bits.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
That he gets to choose between.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Right, we've gone big again, which is curious because I
don't think we've actually had one come in yet. But hey, Luke,
your first option. We've got Lando Norris to win the
Azerbaijan Grand Prix on Monday morning with fastest lap right
just paying six bucks, or any n RL Finals game
this weekend to go to Golden Point, which is paying

(29:52):
seven dollars fifty Wow, Luke, which one of those would
you like us to put one hundred dollars bonus bit on?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Man, get on your we'll lock that in so it's
one hundred dollars bonus bit. If it comes and we
just take that one hundred bucks back, you get the
rest of the cash. That's a good six hundred bucks there.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
We'll just pop you on hold and we'll hook you
up after this. Don't forget to gamble responsibly of.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Course, R A T very well.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
And that's all thanks to the T A B. You're
home for sports, multis and play bidding and power plays.
All the t's and c's at dot co dot in z.
Feels good stuff. Pugs aren nice not having to do
all the Edmond Actually it's good. So yeah, just gives
my voice a bit of a rest. Get too keasied out,
you know.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, ezy man, just look after yourself.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Man, do you ever get sick of my voice?

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Mogi? I love it, man, I can't get enough for it.
What else you tell me?

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Look, just some updates on three four eight three about
you again? No about Pugs's housewarming that we're organizing. Oh yes,
basically we are organizing a massive housewarming for Pugs to
say thank you. So far we've organized Shape's. They're going
to be doing a little set peg on a spit.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
There's gonna be a merry archie band wearing backbone teas,
but only the tea's bottom half will be naked. They'll
be out in the balcony. There'll be a donkey on
the balcony wearing ear muffs and a blind fold because
We're also going to have fireworks on the balcony and
it's a two meter balcony.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah what you know? And a phone party is going
to be a phone party.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
That ticks came through three four three? A phone party?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Where's that going to go?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Everywhere?

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Or we could we will eventually classic phone party. We
could do it in a wet area like the bathroom,
you know, because that's used.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
To see where everyone else would get robbed of it
initially have separately ears you have a phone party in
the bathroom, that makes sense sense, and then jelly wrestling
everywhere else?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
What everywhere else?

Speaker 5 (31:37):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
We could jelly all over my new party.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Well, you know what we could do is we could
get a little jelly like inflatable pool and put that
out in the balcony as well.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yes, with the donkey and the Winnie, the per mari
Archie band, that's.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Right, and the fireworks and then the Gesha girls and
the gea wait wait, wait, wait wait wait what what
someone texts and saying they wanted Geisha girls racism alert?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
It would only be racist. So if you didn't want
them to come, I don't fire.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
That often happens automatically.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, that's shocking. Must have detected that. Yeah, he didn't want.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Someone here has got a really good point. What about
a big bowl that you can put the car keys
in so they don't get lost? Oh yeah, and also
don't they make all the cocaine duty?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
What the hierarchy Big show was? Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in four on radio.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I Am the end of the world as we know
it is the Hiducky Big Show, Kezy Moggie, old pug
Son over there.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Old pugs Yeah, five six and eight men men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men,
men men one and a half.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Mugis sorry, I forgot I had to do the jabber.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, I thought i'd.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Jace got mad last time when I went high.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Always gets made about something. He won't be made when
he gets back, though, because we all rested up after
his holes, after this big vacation feelings. It's we're right
on the cowspier. We're going into another couple of weeks
of school holidays. Feels like we just had school holidays,
doesn't it, But more more are on our doorstep, and
so the question becomes, what do we do with our

(33:21):
kids that you guys don't have any, so you don't
ask yourself this question. But a lot of people in
New Zealand do, a lot of listeners out there will have.
So I've got my I've got my daughter old MOGGI
there young as I like to call it, and school
holiday programs and there's there's bloody heaps of the bard.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
They love them.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
We never did when we were kids. They didn't exist.
I didn't do them either. No, it was just go
outside and play pretty much right through water balloons at
passing traffic and you know, burglary and bigger as you
neighbors houses that sort of wow, just innocent sort of
school yeard sort of days sort of thing is that
you do when you're a young feeler there. But yeah,

(34:04):
there's all sorts of stuff that's not cheap, but it's
better than looking after your kids yourself. So there's a
tennis one, Oh yeah, there's an art one. There's arts
and crafts you take, there's zoo tours and museums and
all these all sorts of different stuff and you can
there's no really like twenty or thirty kids in these programs,

(34:26):
So great opportunity for you to get out there and
get your kids a little bit educated while sort of
washing your hands of any kind of responsibility around them.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah right, because I remember as a kid loving the
school holidays, hating being told to go on these holiday programs. Yes,
and I could see that that's now going to change
once I have kids too. I now do not like
the school holidays just because of all the extra admin
around having the kids at home.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, I mean, I like, I like having my kid
around them. I'm different to a lot of parents. But
it's it's bloody. It's pricey, men, really, there's bloody. Theah,
they're expensive, so sort of I think nine till three
for the tennis one right, that's six grand, six grand,

(35:08):
six grand two weeks, but no one week first week,
so it's it's pretty pricing. But the quality of the teaching, right,
so they got really good.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
So they take all the kids and they like teach
them the basics of tennis and stuff.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
That's right, right, And who does the money?

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Mostly it's it's it's adults playing tennis and you get
to learn from the kids get to learn from them.
So they'll be sitting down right, they'll be sitting down
along you know, the baselines at either end. And at
the need as well, you get a turn to be
a boy bilt boy boy, a ball boy or girl.
You sit there otherwise with your hands on your knees
and you just watch and learn. Yeah right, So it's

(35:44):
a great way. It's a great opportunity, and everyone less interactive, yeah,
gets a chance to be a boy bill a boy bill.
Yeah that's good.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Good, right, And so does the cash pay for like
the coach and stuff, I guess, and the use of them.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah. So the renting of the court, So the court
rental is about six back. It's an hour, oh wow.
And then of course I've got to get all the
kids down to the tennis court as well. So it's
a whole bunch of ubers. This is so, this is
the program that I'm running. Oh you running? Yeah? Yeah,
So at six grand each for the kids, and you
can come down and watch me and my wife play tennis,

(36:18):
I mean, learn how to play tennis, right, my wife
and I. They've got to bring your on. You've got
to pack your own lunch.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Right because usually that's included for six grand.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah it can be right, but that's another grand oh
yeah yeah yeah, and then you just got to pick
your cat up at the end of the day. I'm
leaving at three round two thirty. Does it go to
a quarter past two? Quarter past two two thirty around there,
they're thereabouts it goes to fire. I recommend picking them
up early because at the gates lock, well not lock,

(36:47):
but you can pull them too, so they're pretty safe.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Oh wow, yeah, sorry I thought. And there's your daughter
hanging out with all the kids.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's sort of she's sort of
she's got that sort of prison and vibe about her,
you know, so if anybody steps out of line, she's
got the tennis recket there, you know, just keep them
in check. Have you been branded? Yeah, with a tennis
ball at close quarters pokeson. Oh yeah, yeah, it's not
something you soon forget. Brother, not by a six year old.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky
The Big Show.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Swingers Club is back, and.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
This time it's going global, Going global. All right, We're
going miles across the globe to beautiful Fiji thanks to
Fiji Airways. We're staying at the Intercontinential Fiji Golf Resort
and spa. We are also going to be having massages
we're going to be going snorkeling. Oh yeah, it's a
reef tour, man, a reef tour which I imagine we

(37:45):
park up in a boat hop out look around the
reef made Yeah about right. Yeah you've done any reef tours?

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Maybe one?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Maybe one? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
I did a reef tour a few years back when
I went to Fiji for a wedding and I saw
three turtles.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Wow, you joking?

Speaker 4 (38:03):
It was magical, man, So I hope we see some turtles.
I don't know if that from that area.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
I heard these sharks, but like they're the little cute ones,
like the sort of harmless ones.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Yeah, sure, yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
They call them hoy sharks because I really blunt teeth
and I got a massive nose. Let's go to the
lines and say, actually, pugs, you can choose man, you feel.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
How I am great?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Killed him to that? Taynui?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
You play some golf? Man?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
You like golf?

Speaker 5 (38:35):
What I do?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Love golf?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
I do love golf very much.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Happy Friday Friday. You what's your favorite gold beard? A
drink man?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Oh, it's got to be the new one coming up
for the hazy nipples.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah you guys like you like that you like that, Yeah,
I wouldn't mind sucking back a few nips.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Okay, lit Mike, And do you do that? If he
wins the Fiji trip, I'll be leaving them alone, Tony.
What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
I build Kevin's and deliver Kevins to people's property.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Hey, Tyny, have you started having Friday drinks by any chance?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Yeah I have. I just had a thing suspecially just jealous,
that's all it is.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Tiny.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Hey, if you were to win this trip brother and
go to Fiji, who would you.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Bring with you? My wife? Yeah? Good on you?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
All right, we'll chuck in the draw. Man, A right,
good luck?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Thank you guys. You guys are awesome. You're awesome. We
love you. Oh. Here he is Gary from Wellington. How's
it going man?

Speaker 4 (39:51):
All good?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Your feels good on you? Gary?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
What do you do for a cross thing?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Gary? I'm a commercial sales in the making manager, Gary,
backbone manager? Gary?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
You like do you like golf? Man? Have you heard
of golf? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
I don't mind it. I like the honesty though, he's
absolutely frothing.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
About the absolutely love it. Yeah right, I love it?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Nice? How would you bring man if you won this trip.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Okay, we've got a couple of absolute specimens on the
bloody good Gary. You sound like a good bloke to
have on a Fiji trip. Mate, you're in the draw.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Good luck than thanks mate. Hold the line, well he
was already hung up. Yeah, I've already put them on.
The Get off the line. Yeah okay.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
I just thought he might have been too steamed and
he just jumped off.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Sounded just the perfect Friday levels. There he is loving life.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Just a hint, big shout out to Fiji. Are ways
for making this possible. Also the Intercontinental Fiji off Resort
and SPA. We go to Fiji where happiness comes naturally.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
The Hdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Damn right, it's the Hidaky Big Show. It's also Friday,
the nineteenth of September twenty twenty five, and you are
listening to the Big Show and it's brought to you
by Reburger Crave.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
We're the street food freshly made with Reburger. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yah yeah ya yam yam.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Yam, bloody good stuff. Magi, you're gonna get any reburger
this weekend.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Man, No, man, I had something last week, and so
I'm just trying to pace myself a little bit because
I can see how the addiction would get out of hand.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean it were.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
In fact, I've had it twice this week. Yeah you
have that's enough, man, I got some last night, fellas,
did you really? Ooper Each said to my house. Yeah, wow,
it wasn't good to that gig.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah it was mean. So two in two days? Yeah wow.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
And that's from Mogi, who's like a recovery and reburgery.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Man.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
No, no, no, I'm not trying to be insensitive to
your Yeah. Yeah yeah, I was really excited for me
and my own experience.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah yeah right, what did you go for?

Speaker 5 (42:00):
It was a impossible burger? She was a vegetarian one yeah,
and then I got two fries?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Could you only two?

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Well?

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Did you complain?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Two pecks of fries?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
It was yummy though, it was so good.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Course it was so mean.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
It was a reburger there.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah, I've got into the night.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I've got something against uber eats and stuff. What There's
something deep within my soul which stops me from paying
for delivery of food unless it's a party or something, right,
because I always think it's five minutes for me to
drive there and it's way cheaper. Sure, So I just
I don't know what it is. I wish i'd get
over it because uber eat sing it seems great, that's great.

(42:39):
I'd rather be like you when do your mind change it?

Speaker 5 (42:41):
All if it was buy one get one free on
the fries, because that's what I had and that really
sold me.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
And it was only available via uber eats, yes, yeah,
but then you've still got to pay for the delivery,
and I feel like I should just go there and
buy two fries.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
It'd be the same cheaper.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Also, the only time I Uber eats is when I'm hung. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
I did it on the way from the gig, so yeah,
taking decisions that were very responsible.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Actually just just on the gig.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
We've got to talk about this a little later on
because Pugs did promise quite a lot, yeah, and then
he had to deliver it. Also coming up, if you've
entered the drawer for Big Dick Energy, we'll be calling
a listener and giving them twenty five hundred dollars worth
of kit thanks to trade tested some Actually your phone's
on ah, you read.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Right.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Chillies The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Keyzy tune in week days at four on.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Radio hold Iching Go. It's a lovely song, isn't it
a beautiful?

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Man?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
It's the Big Show with Kezy, Megan Pugs on Hordy
j Back on Monday, Mogi. You know how Pearl Jam
I've got some absolute belters, right, and then they've got
some really nice like nothing man.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Yes, ballady things, a nice little like Yeah, they've got
a good range, good range. It's true man.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah, you've always said that you guys don't want.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
To add any more about Pearl Jam. Yeah. I feel
like everything that's being seid about pel Gym has been
seid about pil Gym.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Now that I've said that that thing I just said,
that's everything.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Just just on bands in that. Last night I judged
a Battle of the Band's competition. It was absolutely fantastic.
The band that One Killed. They did a cover of
TLC's Waterfalls and they absolutely crushed it.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
One of the other judges, but Rocky no kind of No,
it just was a really really good rendition and they
mixed it in with about It was like a medley
of songs from like the nineties and two thousands, played
with rock instruments and stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
But they very much nailed it. The other judge was
bo rung It.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Right?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Am I here? Yeah? That was a good question. Does
anyone have an answer for that? Nah?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
But they keep giving me free beers.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, well was she? That would have been difficult for
her to concentrate it cause because you were in your
muscle tea. Wow, So bo rung At would have been like,
oh my god. Yeah, yeah, who was a stud over here?

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Well?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
No, I had my muscle tea and I feel like
I've said like a hundred times, it was on under
a dress ship, which I can still tell.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Like I saw you and I'm like, boom, that's a
muscle tea. Yeah yeah, yeah, isn't that?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Are you supposed to wear muscle teas underneath your dress
ship though? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
But normally i'd have it buttoned up, not open. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah, did gold chain sort of hanging on your chest?

Speaker 4 (45:23):
There was a gold chair with a pona move But
I have put it on a gold chain though.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Because I'm you know, I'm a humble scucks, but I
was judging with that boat wrong. And now before we left,
just to paint a little picture, Mogi Pug Sun said
to me, he is, I'm keen for a messive one tonight.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, but he wasn't drinking.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
What were you talking about?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I thought you were talking about drinking. Oh the mic, Yeah,
mic on the mic, that's off put it. He said
he's he's keen for a big one. So I was like, cool,
I'm keen to have a big one as well. The
gig started, you know, just after seven, Yes, I was
supposed to wrap it eleven, right, and what time do
you go home?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Pugs?

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Look, Chris, I would say that I got there and
approximately maybe seven thirty or something like that question show.
He just did the podcasts and stuff, you know, made
the potties and and everything for the show, and then
I made my way straight there because I was like
I got to see Kezy on the judging, yeah, and
I got to see that muscle singler in action. Yeah yeah,
I mean but I did end up leaving at approximately

(46:24):
eight thirty per for an hour roughly.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Yeah, right, So how how do you respond to that, right,
because not everyone from Hurdarky went like Isaac went, it's
not from Hodi, but he's from here yesterday.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
And he's a and he was like a good. You
know Haley who does Western Ra this isn't what's on
the dinner, No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Or Haley who comes over from the CI team, and
you know, there they were the only ones still there.
I was ready for a huge night with pugsarn yea,
not only did you leave at eight thirty, you didn't
even say goodbye.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
No, Well, if I can put it to you this way, Chris,
there was a member of our party who was playing
some form of human pimball in the mosh, right, And
I made an executive decision at a point up right
after TLC, because I had to stick around for that
it was huge. I made an executive decision that I
personally needed to leave, right. And I was hoping deep

(47:20):
down that this person would join me all right on
my exit of.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
The venue, right, because that's weird, like because so this
person obviously wasn't like just a regular member of ensid me,
because that would be a weird thing to.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Try to regular not a regular by any means, christ
last night.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Yeah, yeah, because I was excited to drink with the
both of you.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Actually responsible one hundred percent man, And don't get me wrong,
we talked about it all night the night before.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
We were keen is to see Keesy in action?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah? Right, happened?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
And how did she feel about you bringing home this
random insid me person pugs?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
What she look?

Speaker 5 (47:56):
What?

Speaker 4 (47:58):
I just it was what?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
She's in studio B right now.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
So it's just like, but I think we can tiptoe
around it. You were saying she got maggeted? Oh was
it her?

Speaker 5 (48:12):
What?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Hod Girls, Chun Queen's and the Stone Age on The
Hducky Big Show this Friday evening with Keezy Pug Sound
and Mogi Hoody j Back Monday, which is exciting. Also
exciting fellers two thousand, five hundred dollars worth of kept
from trade test in dot co dot in z to
give away.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Man.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
We've been running Big Deck Energy, which is basically got
hurduky dot coto in zid you tell us what you
want from trade Tested and then every Friday this month
we've been calling a winner.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
It's time to do it. Again, Pugs.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Who are we calling?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
We're calling Hayden and he's from Pami. Should I get
him on the line, give.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Him the call. That's your old stomping ground, pug sound.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
It was for a week while they lived on a
farm in y You see it suck the city? What's that?
Did it suck? Mom? A little bit?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Yeah? Yeah? And parts?

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Yeah, I got had a good time.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
And fellas.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Had it sold Kezy and Moggie and Pugsy. I mean
hey again, oh Keezy?

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Sorry? Should I say to.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
God?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Man?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Hey, how you going this Friday afternoon?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Brother? Oh I'm good, I'm ready to clock off.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
How's how's Parmi today?

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Ever? Usual?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Tell me man? Have they still got the fat lady's
arms down there?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
I'n't even go into town anymore? Placed? Yeah for your
play brother?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Was it a bar?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Mate? It was a bar back of my day. Used
to go out to the drive up from levin the
you go to the fat lady's arms and then we
got kicked out in town? Shut down, sleep in your car?
How you drive home at seven in the morning?

Speaker 5 (49:42):
When I was living near the cold went really hard?
Oh yeah, yeah, see there you go? Hey, where about
some PARMI are you, Hayden.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Down the river? Rich? What about high flyers?

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Then?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Is high flyers still there?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
No? That place is gone?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Long gime? Does that little McDonald's It was there? I
got decked outside that?

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Oh sack? Do you say dicked?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Well that's the funny. You say that, big dick because
you're funny. You say that because I'm calling for big
deck energy. Man, you familiar with that competition, Hayden.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
I might have heard of it before, yeah, excell Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
To do is you have to go to hducky dot
Coto and get yourself in the drawer and put together
a little shopping list from trade Tested?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Did you do just that?

Speaker 5 (50:27):
I might have done that all right, I've got the
list right here. So you asked for a water blaster,
a scarifire? What's a scarifire?

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Again?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Makes it scary?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Makes your lawn look good? Mate?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Does it?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Does it like punch holes in the ground?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Is that what it does?

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Right here compost but he doesn't know that it's bloody good.
A steel gas fire table, some garden edging and storage combo. Man,
the great news for you thanks to Trade Tested, all
that stuff is officially yours, Hayden.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
On your boy get it.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Yeah, no worries, brother, Your dick is going to be
looking like the pride of Parmi north Man.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Thanks so much for entering the competition. Brother, we'll chuck
you on hold, we'll sort you out in the secre right.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Awesome, No worries.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
It seems like a good rooster. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there,
I wish I had a dick.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Hey, check out more at trade tist and dot co.
Dottings in a right. I've think we've got one more
of these next week.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Okay, Edmund guy, it's funny calling the person who does
the Edmund Edmund Edmund boy, Edmund Boy. No, I'm Edmund boy.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
That was really funny.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, here's Lincoln Partner.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy Tune
in four on radio.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
The Ramones Absolute Tune on the Hidicky Big Show this
Friday evening. You've got Keyzy muggin Old pugsn let's go
about some advice.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Gil dot com.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Get in touch with the failers. It's real email address.
Meet Patti Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
You get in touch. It's one hundred percent anonymous.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
You ask a question, we give advice, and if we
read it on the radio Slash podcast, you get a
fifty dollar reburg about you.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Today's one comes in from Keezy oh CAZy, what I've got?
I need some advice, fellas. Yeah, man, and it's a
pressing issue because it's going to be happening in hours
an hour's time.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Sorry, did you email this?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Son?

Speaker 4 (52:24):
I didn't email it in, but I just forget.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
It just doesn't count. But I appreciate the opportunity to
sing along to the sting, So I'm going to let
it pass.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Yeah do I You don't get any about your email
it to meet Petty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
I can't quickly do that now, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Really go on? Oh wait, well you just read it
out to Suri dot com or whatever.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I like to type the old fashioned way.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Okay, so I'll go home and type that out that
Basically the advice I need, fellas, is got the neighbors
coming around tonight to our house for dinner, not dinner,
finger food and drinks.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah, you don't want to get full with what you've
got a hit of you? After that you don't need
people get into a slumber. Yeah, mogi, when it's time
to hit the old, can.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
I just just before we get into the floatd and
all that? Do you want to borrow my bowl from
a housewarming? Man?

Speaker 3 (53:14):
He don't make the keys because everyone's in the house.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Can I just quickly?

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Just so you know?

Speaker 4 (53:19):
So the neighbors are like a fifty and sixty year old,
a fifty year old woman whose partner is sixty.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, yeah, you're a mad dog.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
And then the other neighbors are out there in the
house joined to ours, and that's a Singaporean man in
his sixties and his son who's probably in his mid thirties.
So it's not exactly like I know that. I know
what you guys are saying. That's not the vibe at all. Well,
so they're not the perfect numbers, but big as you know,
am I bigger? Can't be cheesus no situation, Yes.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
You will be.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
What do you mean would you rate them?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
His neighbors five? Five busies out of five? That's all
fantastic now, And also I'm not trying to have some
sort of weird neighbors party thing.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
I know what he's saying.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
No, no, I know, no, I know, but it's just
a regular.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Finger food. What is there a question here?

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Well, I'm trying to get to it. It's about what
we're going to be eating. Um huh, finger foods.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Basically, my wife was has asked me to stop at
the Old Souper on the way home grab some stuff
because they're all going to be here at seven thirty
on the dot, on the dot they will be to
be honest, because it's quite.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Fast and served. Pugs, what's it first and first?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, on the finger feeds?

Speaker 3 (54:38):
What what are you well?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Are you just saying that to Pug sound it's weird?
Well he doesn't know. Oh yeah, I'm learning about what
finger foods? Right, it's first? Well, you're right, Mogan, it
is first and first. When it comes to figure foods,
I suggested sausage rolls.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Great choice, is it though, But no pace. But Dusty,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Have a plate, you have sauces, so even I have
a sauce a little bit tomatoes saucer.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
My wife really wants to make asparagus wraps. It's like
bread with asparagus in the middle.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
And but yeah, why just because of the percentage of
people that then have it affect I think it's forty
percent of people have it affects the smell of the urine.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
But doesn't matter. We're not all going to be in
one room sniffing each other's urine. Why why would that
be an issue. I mean, they're just gonna be going
to the loo. They might be able to smell it.
I'm not gonna smell it.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Okay, No, it's all good. I didn't come out for
a fight.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I'm just saying, yeah, I was just wondering how you
guys felt about those food choices.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
So what have we got? So if we've got sausage
rolls and asparagus rolls, so all you have offerings rolls? Ah? Yeah,
that's how failure ideas go. Just rolls. We've got wrapped
in something else, We've got dessert. Go on, prefer rolls.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in four.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
On Radio Hoki.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
That is the week done and dusted Friday the nineteenth
and September across that one off the old calendar there, Mogi, Yeah, man,
good week. The last couple of days.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Man, appreciate it. Brother, appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Yeah, you've been on fire Man, You've nailed it, haven't
we guys hugs likewise man, Chris, Yeah, man, that's really kind. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so true. Anything you guys want.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
To yes, I do. I'm bugging man, I'm going to
have to have a break next week, so I'll see
you guys in another week or so. A yeah, I know. Cool.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
But is there anything else you want to say about
the last few days?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Looking sad? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:45):
I in great job as well, CAZy. Oh yeah, really good?
Oh thank you?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Thanks man, just out of the blue like that.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Hey, Hoody Jay is
back on Monday, which is bloody good. And if you've
just tuned in, you're like, well, I want to hear
the whole rest of the show.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Good news.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
We do daily pod cast that came out at seven thirty.
We also do one that has bonus content. What is
today's clip?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Pugs on?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Today's one's about your sick fade?

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Man?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Here cut you do you think my hair should be longer?

Speaker 5 (57:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Man, is is that you listen to this answer?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
The main thing, bro, is that you're you're happy. I
mean you know what I mean, because I know honestly,
are you happy for really.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Reminded me?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Actually, because what happened on the outro is that you
guys are a bit iffy on my latest lid.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Just a little bits at all.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
If anybody was it was it wasn't mean I wasn't
on it.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
If he is not to be iffy on my lid,
I know, and I'm telling you I'm not.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
If here you go, there you go sold you all right?

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Yeah, but it's just that, okay, all good. I'm gonna
wear a hat for the next like three weeks. But
don't read anything into it. I'm just begging to hats now. Yes,
thank you so much for listening. If you've joined us
this week, I don't forget check out the podcast. Have
a look at our Instagram page. Ducky big show from
all the team here. Have a good weekend, Pugs, put
your hand up, just send you want to say something.
Oh a new video on the instag how don kee

(58:04):
big check check it out. Have a great weekend to
see about it.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
H