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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Show with Night and Day. Good hell of
a caffeine fixed from your local Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's time to how oversized.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
This is the biggest, biggest figst It's the biggest, biggest shot.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Big show with Jason Howitch, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I'll give your mad Barton's great. You have your company
this Tuesday afternoon. It's the eighteenth of June twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Day. That was pretty appalling. Keeezy, Well, it's because there's
only two voices rather than three. Hoidy Jay.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, no, no Mogi today the stallion, the eye candy
of the Big Show. He's away for a few days.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
He is, he says, it's work. I'm not convinced. I
just wish that we could have this show here, all
three of us, Jase without you on holiday gallivanting around
him off doing films and stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah,
what he said, he's doing films.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Who I think it's just party time for old Mogi.
But I'll tell you what though, as I mentioned, here
is the eye candy of the show. But geez keezy, jeez,
you're looking good today mate, Wow, Really the cap is
really working for me and I'm really encouraged to see

(01:21):
not just you, but actually Mogi as well, going for
the hoity j look which is the cap, which is
the sweatch with a hoodie and a jacket over the
top of it. You're looking really good mate. There's a
real glow in your cheeks. If you were a woman,
I would say you were heavy with child and happy
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
So I look pregnant, you do, look I'm glowing, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Glowing with I was going to say bloated, but glowing
would probably be a more accurate description. Yeah you look sick, Yeah,
thank you man, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Like you look like.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Messive show man of course. So your chance to win
five hundred bucks cash with trade walls.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
That'll be happening later on this hour. Get ready to
call eight hundred hodarky. Also, you want to bring back
the Big Pole for some reason?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yes, well, the people are demanding it and r interestingly enough,
they're keysy. The Big Pole today does have to do
with your appearance my parents. Yeah, because there's something I
want to find out from the listeners out there.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Right, you want to get definitively right, okay. And also
we spent an entire day today filming a special advert
for Radiohodarchy that will be coming out in a few
weeks time, which meant myself and Jason both on set
in an acting sort of situation. Yeah, I want to
go over your behavior on set.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
And likewise, yeahs pugsno, oh puk.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Soun's a natural.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
He is just make some people just blossom in the
camera screen. He's one of them.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, he was just blossoming in the camera screen. Yeah,
he's just in the lens there. He's just next level.
But in the meantime, here's Arctic Monkeys, the.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Hoed Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
This is indeed mused there on the Radio Hodanky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon, twelve minutes past four o'clock. If
you're just joining us, by the way, no Mogi today,
he's away on business, isn't he?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Keyzy? He certainly is there, hoody Jay. Also, if you're
just joining us and you'd like to get in touch,
three four eight three is the number to text. Yes,
you can also call on oh eight hundred Hodak if
you'd like to have your opinion on.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Anything absolutely, and don't forget there's fifty dollars Night Day
vouchers to give away. Now, before we get into the
big poll, which was demanded by the people that we
bring it back, I want you to go on the
radio Hodaki instor account there because there is an absolutely sensational,
sensational photo of young Keysy. It's not young kid, don't

(03:47):
say it's young keesy, young kezy back in pandays.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
It is an absolute doozy.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
So I want to go see what people have to
say about that because it is a spectacular picture.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's funny. Because we're sitting in here, I get an
alert that someone's tagged me and something. I look at
it and I see the photo. Of course it's insulting,
and I instantly go, oh cool, Joel the web guy
is having a bit of a laugh again. I show
you because you get the same thing every day, something
you know, and then you instantly take my phone out
to Joel and commend him on a job well done,
and then tell the nation to check it out. Yeah,

(04:20):
I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Joel, otherwise known as Pantsman, is a real son of
a bitch sometimes because I get the same things on
my phone and I'm like, what see what yea, Now.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
It'll be something with a big nose or mess of
nips or something. It actually goes to.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
It's actually reached a point now where I've demanded that
he shows me everything before he posts it, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh really, and he's going to do that.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, he does do that, but I see Keysy's pretty
relaxed about that stuff. Just fire away to go and
dig out the Insta account. But right now it's time
for pol now, Kezy what.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Sorry, Yes, I'm not having a go at you at all. Okay, Okay,
that's good because I'm pretty down the dumps after that
Instagram photo thing. Yeah, well you shouldn't be made. It's
really pretty volda. It's a sensational photo.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
But in this next sort of big pole chat, I
don't want you to feel like I'm targeting you, okay,
because I don't think it's on sort of picking on
other people. It's just not what I'm about. And as
I say, I think you know you're looking really good today.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You said I look pregnant.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Wow, yeah, a little bit bloated, but glowing as well.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah. Cool, Now the big pole today because I'm curious
to know the answer to this.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Denim jackets or jeans with manufactured cuts and or slashes in.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Them, rips and tears, rips and tears, yes or no? Yeah,
So I'm currently wearing a denim jacket with a whole
lot of cool airs looking rips in it. Yeah, so
it looks like I've had it for years and it's
just worn out from like falling off my motorbike and stuff. Yeah.
And there also recently was a sort of a phase
where people would have their jeans with rips, big reps
in them as well. Is it cool or is it not?

(06:02):
Is that the question? Yeah? Is it cooler or is
it not?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Because you've actually just sort of outlined my point of
view about that sort of stuff, you know, And there's
a lot of people that would say old hoodie Jay's
a bit old school, but a lot of people, you know,
you know, I just sort of feel like, I feel
like kezy that if you're don't have reps in your
jackets and stuff, you've got to earn it. Oh yeah,
like you've just mentioned, you know, by living life. Yeah,

(06:25):
you come off your motorbike going one hundred and eighty
k type thing, or you've just had a massive sort
of side alley brawl outside of bars, you know what
I mean. So there's manufactured cuts, and especially the ones
in the jeans and stuff. The reps is reps and
tears are the jeans because you've been doing hard jacker out.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
And the farm there.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Or you cut yourself
or you burnt yourself while you're welding. I like cuts
and slashes that are earned by people as opposed to
put You know, some poor barsat put In having to
do that for their job.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah right, Okay, one of your jeans have really worn
out knees. What's that about? Yeah? Well, yeah, I forgot
to say. You can vote on the Big Pole. I
go to the Hohducky Big Shows Instagram story. There is
a photo of their vote there. You can text on
three four eight three or call on eight hundred.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Hoduky, Yeah, because I do want to know whether people
are into that or not, you know, because I just
think it's it's faux masculinity easy. It's trying to be
rough and tumble and tough, but actually you've got soft,
pudgy hands and exma behind your knees.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Here's Florence and the Machine, the Darky Big Show with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yes, indeed, smashing pumpkins here on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
The time is four thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
What What a sensational cricket match this morning, Keysy New
Zealand to Black Caps. What a victory is this?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Sports chat? Why? Yeah, well I suppose it is now.
Now you're going to pay the sting a right because
that was in the middle of the night, right, yeah,
two a crop.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, I was up in fizzing mate, two o'clock, ready
to go with my hot cocoa and my toast and
peanut better but quite possibly, you know, And I've watched
a lot of New zeal And cricket over the years.
The greatest bowling performance of all time by Roy Ferguson. Man, Wow,
you know, and I've seen some great, some great performances,

(08:15):
but the fucking mana express extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Right, So what did he do?

Speaker 4 (08:19):
His figures? His figures? Four overs, remembering this as a
T twenty four overs, so you can only have four
you can only have four four overs, four maidens, So
that means no runs, so no runs were scored off
him and three wickets. The most phenomenal Wow New Zealand

(08:41):
bowling performance in history.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Far out. Who are they playing? Papua New Guinea? Ah,
tools down and linza.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's super liquor trains.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Time time just fa, I mean it's still good. Yeah
I suppose yeah, yeah, I didn't get up ato a
quite no way, man. You just watch the replay. Just
watch your replaying. Just chill out so good, by the way,
this trade war's time, thanks so mates, it's super licky.
We're going to spin the wheel of trades and select

(09:16):
two trades. If one of those two is your trade,
then call on oh eight hundred hoducky and you can
play to win five hundred yep.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Trade's head to head winning five hundred dollars cash. Now,
keezy yep. Proper spinds today please all right.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay, I'm gonna take a run up at because this
thing is really hard to spin. Yes, it's steph, I know,
but I've looped it up. Yeah. Good. So let's see
how she goes one, two, three sparkys.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Now, you see, if you think about a sparky, if
a sparky was spinning that that would run for two minutes, mate,
or a plumber or any of your tradees.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Right.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
This is why I find it slightly humiliating when there's
radio announced spin you.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Know, and it's like.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Parkies. If you're a Sparky, give us a call right now,
and I one hundred hodaki.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
All right, let's get the second trade three to two
one painter painters, painters. So if you're a painter as well,
I wite hundred hardark you give us a call now
and you will be going up against a Sparky and
potentially winning five hundred big ones.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Are we talking like house painters, we're talking artistic painters whatever.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yes, if you're a painter, if you use painted or
car painter anything, oh wite hundred hoduk you get yourself
some chao shut good stuff.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
He's David Bowie The Darky Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Let's go to the trade wall, super lick a scoreboard.
You welcome back your massive backbones.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
The trades today are your Sparkys and your painters. Keezy yeah, Jason, yeah,
good stuff be of mine.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Darren yea, let me just get them on. Actually, could
you let me just get them on. So we've actually
we've got Tom and we've got Jason. So Tom is
our sparky Tom. How are you going?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Good stuff? Tom? Where are you from, man, Tom from Dunedin?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, good on your man. How sparky live at the
moment you're busy?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Ah yeah, she's flat out there. At the moment you're
just doing the sparky thing that spikys do.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, good, good on you. Your messive backgone, Jason a
paint house? What do you do in the winter there, Jace?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Try and get indoor work?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, good cool man, Jace. What's your favorite type of paint? Yeah? Yeah?
What's yours? Other? Jase? What's your favorite type of paint me?

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Jason? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, ah you lux oil color? Yeah? Whatever? You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
All right, Tom and Jason, this is how it works.
We asked you three questions. First to two wins five
hundred bucks are right sweet?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
And also your buzzes are your professions. So Tom, you
yell sparky, Jace, you yell painting? All right, hoidy, j
do you want to get us underway? Mate? Sure fellows.
What is the national flower of Japan? Sparky?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yes, Tom, I'm going to say the cherry blossom.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Well done, that's one. All right, here we go, Jason,
chance for you to level things mate? What brand of
car is a high lux? J Okay, we'll go like
we'll go, We'll go Jace first.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, yeah, because but he didn't say that's okay.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, so he said his own name, Toyota. Correct. Okay,
here we Gore just wants to take all the candy fellows.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
How many bones are in the human body?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh, Jason, yes, two hundred and sixty seven? Incorrect? No, sparky,
do you ever? Do you want to have a guess?
I've got to say two hundred and four? So close. Yeah,
we go the closest, don't you do? Okay, the extual
answer is two hundred and six. Tom, the sparking from

(13:35):
delending you my friend, have won the cash. Tom, I can.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I can feel your disappointment, Jase. But you gave it everything, mate,
you gave it everything. And congratulations to Tom, you my
friend of five hundred bucks richer. All right, no worries, mate,
I'll chuck you over to old Pug time in Studio
B and he'll saw out.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
All right, I've already put them over there. Ah, right,
do you like to double check with them before we
put them on hold? Oh no, I'm cool now, Actually, Geezy,
you cooled out?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Speaking of cool, here's a cool song man by Tool. Yeah. Nice.
It's the part the whole.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
He's indeed Tool there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon, six minutes to five o'clock. Now keeps
happening after five o'clock. A bit of acting cham all
the fellas on the Big Show today, in fact, everyone
at Radio Hodaki. We did a bit of filming today
for a new promo which.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Is going to be awesome.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
But I've got a few things and observations that I'd
like to share with Kezy.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah. About my performance on set?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, about your performance?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Well, this is good because you know your experience. You've
been through this before, so you can give me feedback
on how I went. Whereas I'm new to this, I
want to pursue it. I've got some questions about the
way you sort of conducted yourself today on shit sure,
I just want to clarify why you did certain things
and whether I should start doing them. Yeah. Having said that.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
You know, Pugsn, who's never acted in his life, blew
everyone off, blew everyone.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Off, blew everyone off the stage. Did you blow everyone off? Yea,
he blew everyone off the stage, the stage. He is
just next level. He was magnificent. Also, you're chance to
get to the drawer for the trip to Munich with
the A C. C.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Fellas, and we're going to talk yummy boys with Bus
all that after the.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope you're Tuesday's going along,
tickety boo, you're listening to the Big Show brought to
you by Night.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Day.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Well, dearie me as you can tell one voice down
old MOGGI away today. So we're Keyzy and.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I at the Helm.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
I'm actually a little a little bit offended, actually Keyzy
because Pugsn and Studio B there. He's looking to buy
a car, and I offered to help him and said,
look you if you need any INFI or any any
sort of information about cars or advice, come and have
a chit chat. But he seems to be spending all
of his time talking to you and send him pictures
to you rather than old Hoidy j.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Just because I've got some beautiful Jaguards that I put
he wants to spend between the st six to eight
grand and you're suggesting a jag. Yeah, man, that is
the worst suggestion in the world.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Because there are a classy car and Pugsn's a classy guy,
you know what I mean. Can you imagine him cruising
along there and his beautiful jag, his box of connies
in the passenger seat.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well, I can imagine him cruising behind you and your
pewshow he's in his jag and then both of your
breakdown thirty seconds later. Right, Okay, that's what I can.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Imagine, whereas as you can imagine New Zealand old keesy.
Oh that's a good that's a good, solid car there.
You'll get good mileage out of that. And dear you
know I do that once she's lowcads and deer. How
tedious cars meant to be a status symbol Keezy?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
For God's sake?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Is it? Yes?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Really? It reflects the person that you are, right, you
know what I mean? The new car that you got
what like six months ago? Yeah, it's the first decent
car you've ever had. Yes, your car before that was
a Corolla Wagon that had done four hundred thousand k
and had one hub hubcap. That definitely does reflect you though, Yeah,
they see it does absolutely. Hey.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Now, as we were speaking about before five o'clock, we
did some filming at Radio Hodarky today, So a bit
of acting chat next, because I believe Kezy you've got
some questions you need to ask.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, it was we were all dressed up, we had outfits.
I'm not going to give it away. We were playing
characters and I just wanted the way you conducted yourself.
I think I could learn a lot from that. Yeah,
absolutely you could. And you've had some observations about my
acting as well. Oh yeah, yeah, we'll get into that.
Next thing is a tune by the way, a bit
of Peel Jam ten it up the Big Show podcast you.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Some indeed filtered there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon, thirteen minutes past five o'clock. Now, as
previously mentioned, we did some filming today for a Radio
Hodarky promo which you'll be seeing a little bit later on.
And the piece it's going to be an absolute doozy,
and once again I got the opportunity of seeing Keyzy perform.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
And unbeknownst to you, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
I brought a couple of directing colleagues along with me,
really who who had been interested in maybe casting you
in projects further down the line, and they said, well, look,
this is a great opportunity for you to see Keyzy,
you know, in action, in literally an action well one,
and tell me it came well because I know that
you get all freaked out and your asthma, your asthma

(18:34):
starts playing out when you get nervous and stuff. So
I thought that would be unfair on you to put
you know, that extra pressure on you.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, that would be unfair on me. Whereas surprising me
with two top notch directors that I didn't realize with there,
that's not that's good.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Yeah, yeah, well you didn't know about it, you see.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
I mean, as it turns out, pretty much as I
expected it to turn out, was a shambles. They were
no good, they were great. They were just appalled by
you on on screen. And this is something that I've
tried to explain to you time and time again. The
camera blake basically blows you by about ten times.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
So the camera blows me by ten times.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
The camera is a very intimate instrument, right, So you
know you stand up comedy, your plays and stuff. Yes,
you can be extroverted and over on the camera. It
just doesn't work, you know. And they did a close
up of your face, and I was behind the camera,
and now there's already some issues putting that.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
To the side. What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Well, just a close up on your face, as you
can imagine, certain things stand out right, you know, and
so you have to change the angle a little bit. Well, no,
not really your mor just other things.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
But there seems to be the same.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
There's this attitude that you have, Keizy, which is, look
at me, look at me. Look You're like a little
kid in a candy store. You get over excited.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Well, the camera's on me right now. I going to
do my thing.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
So but camera work is all about subtlety. And I
had a thought, and I don't know why it's never
occurred to me before. My wife. Yeah, my wife is
a very talented actor in.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Her own right.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
She's great and she is she is She is well
known for her subtlety and her Subtlety is an actress, right, Okay?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
And I thought to myself, why.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Didn't I think about this before? Why didn't I get
my wife and Kesy together and she can work on
you for a while and teach you, Yes, you know,
the act of subtlety, keysy, little movements, little gestures and
would little touches.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Why I don't have to be there, No, because I
think they would throw me off. Yeah, yeah, you were
there watching you? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely, and one on what.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, Because I've got to be honest with you. I've
reached the point where I'm thinking of culling you from
a box because as it stands at the moment, you've
got to you've got no ship show chance and hell
of ever getting any work.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Well, before you call me from your books as my agent,
I think, definitely get me and your wife together like
a one on one like. Honestly, if it's that bad,
it could even be like a week ind situation somewhere neutral, you.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Know, because I think she's she's busy with Terry the
next couple of weekends, but I'm thinking the weekend after that,
maybe you and her go to the batch or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
And she works on me for a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
And Jess and so and see where that leads' just
because I'll do for that. I've reached the point where
I'm over it and I've just.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Sort of lost all fans.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Is sort of the last straw, the last draw, you
know what I mean, when dealing, as I say, with
physical problems, and I think that she may be able
to help you just tone everything down a bit.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well, I think it's just you know, a matter of
two people going away sort of banging out a few
things and just seeing if there's anything there and if not, hey,
you know, we leave it there. I'm keen for that.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
If she can't get you, right, no one can. Y.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I'm keen as when was that three weekends from now?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yeah? If that, if that works for you, I've got
to speak to her about it, obviously.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, I can speak to her. I've got a number.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
And just on just a little reminder to you when
you're on the set the overt racism, you've you've got
to stop that, mate, you know it.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Actually just on that. I've got some things I noticed
about your performance too. That's all right.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
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Speaker 4 (22:12):
We need Queens of the Stone age here on the
Radio Hoedarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon of the time
of twenty six minutes past five. Hey, what this big
Bender of this Friday, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
The Big Bender Reveal is happening this Friday morning at
eight twenty Matt and Jerry will be popping the balloons
to figure out what we're actually going to be doing
on this bender. The whole Hurdachy team's going to be
involved this very Friday. Now the winners have already been
drawn they will be joining us. The one thing we
do know from the Bender reveal is that we will
be finishing up at Lula Inn and Auckland's Viaduct. So
if you are in Auckland this Friday four pm, come

(22:44):
on down join the team on the back end of
a bender thanks to I Mates and Big Men.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, we'll be doing the show show live there, won't we.
That's right, Moggi will be back by then. Mobie will
be back by then.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
He certainly will. Jason. Now we spend the day filming
in an advert for Radio Hedache, which is going to
come out in a few weeks time. It involved us
dressing up in funny costumes and playing certain characters. Jays
hued some issues with my performance around subtleties. I've got
some questions from observing me. I've got some questions from
observing you in the way you behave.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Sure, I imagine too, and I apologize for this. So
you probably found that quite intimidating.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
It was intimidating. But then I was like, you know,
I have to get used to this sort of thing. Sure,
So for example, you turning up like an hour late?
What was that? Is that a thing that I should
start doing.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah, that's the only way to get respect in the industry.
Keasy right, Always turn up late to see it, Okay,
because then people go, this guy doesn't even care, right, Yeah,
because that's kind of rock and rolls. I'm a creative.
Don't tell me when I turn up and don't turn up.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, okay, so you know what I mean. It was
like an hour and fifteen minutes late.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yeah, yeah, it was actually about an hour forty.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, oh was it? Yeah? Okay, that's good to know.
At one point they were trying to sit up the
lighting and you were standing in the way reading your script. Yeah,
guy asked you to move, but you pretended that you
didn't hear him. Is that why I did?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
The reason for that was because I was urinating. And
I don't know about you, but when I'm urinating, I
don't want.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
To move around. Well, hang on, we weren't in the
loo or anything. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
But this is the other thing.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
This is there.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
You've got to build up the whole image of who
you are. I don't care about rules, man, I'm a creative,
so I often will just urinate on set. Just do
wheeze and mark my territory.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Right, Okay, Yeah, we filmed I think three takes and
then you realize that you're reading glasses were sitting on
the table, Yes, even though we were very much in
an era where reading glasses weren't around. Yes, And then
we had to redo them all. So why did you
do that? Because I was trying to teach you a lesson,
teach me a lesson.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, yeah, just to make you. You know, you've got
to look out for the subtleties.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
You've got to you know, I should have spotted that.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah, you should have spotted that. And that's why I
had a bit of a tantrum at you for not
spotting it, because I put them there deliberately, and you
obviously didn't see them because you were too busy being
wacky and in front of the camera.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, I thought you were just being really unprofessional right now.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
I waited for you to make the point.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, okay, because the others were talking about, oh wow,
you think you'd be used to this sort of stuff,
but I see you were doing it for me. Yes,
we're filming and we're halfway through a scene and your
microphone pack just like fell off you and fell out
of your pants.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well because I had it down the
pants and there's not a lot of.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Room in there, right, and at the same pants you've
done weazing.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh I didn't do wheeze in my pants. I mean
I took it all right.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Your costume was constantly falling off the whole time. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Well, they got my measurements from when I was younger, kesy,
and I've put on a lot of muscles since then. Yeah,
I didn't fit properly, and so it kept sort of
slipping and so forth over my picks and my abs.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah okay, and your slippers kept falling off and stuff,
and you'd be walking along and they just fall apart
and everything would start falling off, and at one stage
I even had to put it all back on you.
Yeah you did.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, once again, it's just hierarchy, right, okay, Keezy dress
me sort of thing, right, okay, yeah, because your place.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I looked at all these number of things and I thought, wow,
that's really not how I should operate. But you're saying
that is how I should operate, absolutely right, okay.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, yeah, turn up late, urinate on set.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, put your glasses on them and ruin every continuity.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Put props on the table. And that's the other thing too,
Move props around all the time so that they don't match,
so that they don't match, all that sort of because
that really gets on Continuiti's goat yeah right, you do that,
have it go at people occasionally, Yeah, smash some stuff
every now and then.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, all of that stuff is very kosher for a
good actor. Yeah right. And what about when you ripped
out that massive fart in the middle of a take. Oh,
that was just age.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
The Larchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
On Radio Lucky Read Hot Chilli Peoples there on the
Radio Holarkey Big Show This Tuesday, afternoon. The time is
twenty to six and we're joined by our beloved Pugs
Fells And as we were previously talking about, did some
filming today at Radio Hodaki. You were a part of it. Mate,
you're off the hook. Really, you were so good. I

(27:11):
was froughing. I haven't seen young talent like yours. I mean,
I've seen you on the radio when kiss Away and
you're filling in and stuff. But boy, oh boy, Pugs gifted.
That's just a natural.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
It means a lot coming from an esteemed thespian such
as you. You guys made me thanks and it was
great to blow everyone off.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Were so good, pug Son.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Actually, just on blowing everyone off and relax because God
Cottee chat with your hugs.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
You told me I was coming in here to talk
about the big Bender event.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, it's connage chat. It's a regular told me we
were doing connage chat. I have Pugs. Yeah, listen to me.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Since we've introduced con chat with your host, Pugson, we
have been and you would know this because you're you're
in charge of our socials. We have been inundated with questions,
haven't we keys Oh so many questions.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
I've got some, really, you've got questions seeing them by
the audience. Yeah, yeah, So people have ja sent up
a Gmail and people the I think it was Connie
Chat at extra dot org and so people have been
seeing the minutes like anonymous and stuff. But you can
include your name, okay, yeah, yeah, so it will do
today if you don't mind for Connie Chat not pugs mind,

(28:33):
I really mind. Just read some of the questions that
have been sent in.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, you read them, you read, okay, so they'll get
an answer and on and sort of.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
This is great. So if you don't know this, pugsun
is a massive expert on rubber Joey's. Here's a question
you ever claimed to be an expert? All right, here
we go. This is a really good one. Good ay, guys,
I get stage fright when purchasing rubber Joey's. Oh yeah,
I worry people are judging me. What can I do
to stop this?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
And that's from Ezekiel quite honestly is killed. First of all,
thanks so much for your question on Connie Chat.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Good question.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
It is a great question, Jess. What I'll say to
that is, mate, I think that requires a little bit
of introspection. I think, you know, safe safe sex is
important for everybody, and and so it's really just about
embracing that within yourself and building up that confidence to
get in there and just say, hey, look, you know what,
I'm not too worried about people seeing me with these connies.

(29:24):
I mean, from what these guys are saying, I do
that all the time and it works out, no problem.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
That's a great answer. And especially because you like to
get into a bit of dirty stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
What you could also do is do what Punk Sun
does and just go to Night and Day buy a
palette of them out there.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, so you're not going you're not frequently visiting the
shop the more than you purchased in one guy that's good.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Got one from Steve. Oh, Steve.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
He's a classic, A flavored rubber Joey's as safe as
your standard Joey.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
I think that depends right, Okay, you know obviously a
lot of different companies make flavored Joey's. Sure, So my
advice there would be to just do your research online.
You know, the Internet's got a plethora of research.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
When it comes to is there any way person that
people can contact you directly. I mean, because you know,
I think there is a lot of shame yeah yeah,
stuff about Connie's and Joey's in general.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
That they speaking directly to you, it might be easier.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Well, I honestly think that you guys taking the step
to set up the Gmail is going to be a
huge help and it just sort of keeps lets me
keep my usual work channels free, and then we just
have one for the Connie chet stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Here's a quick final question. This one's from Hudson. Sure
can a pugsn love the new segment? Mate? It's it's
what the people of New Zealand need to hear right now? Wow? Wow? Yeah? Yeah?
Hey dods expire? Or is the one of my wallet
from two thousand and six? Still all g should be?

(31:08):
Sweet Airs?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah? Sure you want to? Okay? Yeah, I mean I
thought that they do expire and that maybe you should
just who was that from? Cason? Can we yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Maybe seeing them out some fresh ones? Pugson, have you
any fresh ones?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
You've blown through them already? Aca, I don't really like
to love the segment to keep them for myself. Yeah sure,
sweet Airs. Well that's that's all we've got time for
but another great edition of what is it? Connie chat
with PUGSA so glad to be in here. Yeah, what
was another thing you wanted to chat about? It doesn't matter,
Yeah about it all right?

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yeah, to come back the whole achy big shows with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Jenny and A C.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
C T hitting off on the export Ultra Beer Garden
tourch of Munich and maybe straight New Zealander.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Will be joining them. Yeah, hell of a trip. That
should be a lot of fun. Hugo, your mad barstard
hell's life mate? How you going mate?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Good? Good? Yeah? Good on you? What do you do
for a crush? Hugo? I am standing spinner, spinning grease,
bunky of a mechanic. Good on your man backbone, Hugo.
And I get greasier in studio than Pugs are I
doubt it? Mate? He's pretty filthy old Pugs Hugo. You'd like,

(32:34):
sorry as Jason chokes over there on. That'd be pretty
keen to join the a sec over in Munich for beer,
fierce mate, I'd be absolutely fizzing to go.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Yeah, it'd be a good trip. Actually, do you think
you could hold your ground, Hugo.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, definitely put away a few. Yeah, it's good. Responsible,
of course, Hugo. You're in the draw, mate, Thank you
very much. A mate, has it been there? Keys? Sure?
Has been from the white cuts? Or how you going? Mate?
You're good? Kids yourself? Yeah, really good? Ben Man. What
do you do for a crust? Oh, I'll do naughty stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I'm a I'm a plant breeder.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Ah, plant breeding, okay, horticulture yeah nice.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Now these boys they're like a busy Ben. How about yourself?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Oh, I don't mind one or two? Yeah, responsibly obviously.
Yeah good and Ben, you'd be pretty keen to hit
over to Munich with the flowers. Oh yeah, and you
have you got a current passport? Mate? Yeah? Okay, good
stufod on you mate, we'll chuck you over to Pugs
in a stude year.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
You're in the draw, Leroy, your man, bastard, how's life?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Good?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Thanks? Your boys going? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Good?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Good good? Damn?

Speaker 4 (33:51):
What do you do for a crust, Leroy?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I'm an apprentice? Aha? Yeah. How's the apprenticeship going? Mate?
You're getting any jip? Oh of course, mate, Yeah, I've
been getting there.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
The old bloody books thrown at my head on the
on site and the sight the plans are no good.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah yeah yeah man? What hey Lero what flavor vape
you're running? Mate? Yeah? The analogs your good stuff, mate,
good stuff. And do you have a current passport? Mate?

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Mate, on not too so I should be all good.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
One of them is ut.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Leroy love Leroy. You my friend, are officially in the
drawer as well, so we'll chuck you over to pugs An.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
All right, cheers because yeah, good on your mate, and
pug Sam will take you of you and Studio B.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Now, yes, it's gonna say that's a hell of a
prize because you're hosted by Export. It's a beer garden
tour in Munich and you get return flights, accommodation and
access to beer Fist, all thanks to Export. Ultra snazzy.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
How good now coming up after six o'clock. Of course
we did a big pole today, so make sure you
have you you have your say on that. Go and
check it out on the Instagram.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
It was age just quickly because we're going to recap soon.
It was the distressed look on Dennim like with fake
rips and tears. Yes or no? Yeah, so vote on
that on the Hoducky Big Shows Instagram story.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
And also while you're on the Instagram, check out Keysy's
early ban days.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Are you talking about the photo of my alleged doppelganger?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah, yeah, your doupele ganger, the shtless doup le gang boy.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
There's speaks of comments on that. So good that and
what's on TV without Mike Minogue coming up after.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Six Beautiful the whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Hold.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Ike, you're welcome back to your massive bagbones. You're listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by Night.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Day.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Hey, obviously your voice down at the moment on Mogi
away for a couple of days, but he'll be back
forth with won't he?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Keezy fourthwith yes, you mean Friday when we do the
live show the Lularin and Awkward.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, that's gonna be now. On the
podcast Our Trade today, we had Pug sound join us. Actually,
surprisingly enough, we didn't talk about Connie's at all.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
You could tell he was really struggling to not talk
about Robber Joey's. Yeah, you could, because that's his thing.
If you've just joined us, that's his thing. He loves
them and he mows through them. From my recollection.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Actually, if you do like podcasts, go and check out
the podcast out Troit. It's a bit different. I was
talking about how much I annoying my wife. Yeah, you were,
amongst other things.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, there were. It's hard to say what this clippers
because I didn't pre listen to it. Yes, but here's
a week clip of myself Jason pug Sound doing today's
podcast Our Trap.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Then I go off my phone and my wife would
be on her phone, so I'll give her a shit.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
You know what I mean. Here's the weird thing.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
This is.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
This is this is true, and it's sad is that
you guys will.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Find this hard to believe. I don't think I will.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
But I can be a ship steerer sometimes, correct, you know,
not very often tasy to be fair to me, What
do you mean?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Not very often? You do it from fort or seven
every weekday.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
But you know what I mean. It's like sometimes when
I'm at home, I get bored sometimes, you know, and
I see my wife, Yeah, you know, Jess, my wad
doing not just just chilling out just relaxing.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Because she's got an actually tough job, and so she
likes to sit at home and chill.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
And there's just a part of me that starts whirring
in my head and I'm like, you know, prod, yeah,
but sometimes I can prod too hard and she can
turn on me.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. If you want to
hear the full tale comes out at seven thirty every
single night the podcast outro, along with a highlights podcast
of our show as well. Just sitch Hduky rever get
your wee poddies from there. Up next, a recap of
the Big Pole. Today's question you can vote a Huduky
Big Show's Instagram story. Distressed denim with rips and tears?
Yes or no?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Get in there quickly quick both the whodiking being shown
podcast jet there on the radio, Hoednkey Big Show. But
it's that time of the day again. Let's get into
a chally.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Pole. Yes, it is the Big Pole. Today's topic distressed denim.
So clothes you buy, for example, like the jacket I'm
currently wearing that it's made like everything you wear keysy,
it's made of denim. It has fake tears. And rips
in it from the factory. Yes, ah, yes or no.

(38:33):
What I what I was talking about earlier on is that.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
And I've got to say the vast majority of listeners
agreed with me on three four eight three is that.
You know, I'm kind of old school. You've got to
earn your cuts, your cut, you got to earn the
abrasions and what I mean by that rather than have
some poor bastard in the warehouse do the little cuts
in your denim jacket and your little panties, the your

(38:56):
three quarter pants.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, we're you know what I mean, to.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Try and create this facad, this ruse that you're some
sort of tough guy as opposed to an actual tough
guy like you know, who gets a bit lippy in
the bar with a big dufus there and you end up,
you know, having a bit of a deduce in the
back alley and then you get a few reps in
your jacket and stuff, or you're honing at one hundred

(39:21):
and fifty K on your motorbike then and you come
off on gravel. You got to in it, you know,
I want to see life in your clothes. I want
to see someone that's lived alive rather than pristine, beautifully
ironed jackets and pants with pre made cuts in them.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
So that was our topic. If you can't tell, yes,
it was Jason's idea. You can vote up at the
Hodockey Big Shows Instagram story. You predicted thirty seventy in
favor of no people don't like it. I predicted forty
sixty year in favor of no Ah. You are spot
on the money, serious one seventy thirty. No, people don't

(40:00):
like it.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
How does it make you feel keezy? Well?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
To mean honest, I don't really give a shit because
it's the darky audience. And whenever you put up a
photo of me doing anything and there's a chance for
people to doess what I'm doing, they will always go
for it, right whereas I know that I look sick
o airs in that photo A jays. How does it
make you feel.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Justified?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah? Right, so you're happy with that totally? Man? Yeah,
so good, Thanks for bringing that up. But yeah, keep
voting on the Hduky Big Show.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
I won.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, you won. Yeah, so that's not let's not carry
on with it, keyzy, all right? Should we go to
some ads?

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Why not? And then after that what's on Telly without
Mike Mino?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Hdarkeys, indeed, the Chemical Brothers there on the radio. Hold
aky big show, there's Tuesday evening with our next segment.
Actually it's uh, well it's the baby of one of
the big shows who's not here today, Kezy?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah that's right. I think we could still do it though.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah, well, let's be honest, he's been pest poor on
that front lately, and it's a bit early, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
So thirsty? Carry on?

Speaker 4 (41:04):
What is it actually your fourth one?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Though?

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Um?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh yeah, what's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah, yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
But he has been pest poor on that front, and
he's not even making an effort to watch Telly at
the moment.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
No, no, it's a pretty sweet job to have to
watch some tally.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yeah. Well he's told us he actually hasn't even set
his tally up in his new house here, has he not? No,
that's how ridiculous it is, and I think we should
ban it until Mogi gets his tally mounted.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Hang on, because you and I watched a lot of
good Telly though, Because ye, that's true if you were saying, Eli,
you've said the new season of House of the Buzzies,
haven't you a House of Buzzies?

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Yeah? Dragon, House of the Dragon, of course started again
last night. Look, I'll say it again. It suffers in
comparison to Game of Thrones. I was saying to my
wife last night, actually that if this was a series
in and of itself and Game of Thrones never existed, right,
I would actually think this is a bloody good show,
really and really well, I would like it, right, But

(42:17):
because it's used as the same soundtrack as Game of
Thrones and it has all the same costumes and all
that sort of jazz, I just can't quite buy into it.
And the mop head sort of white hairdooes aren't doing
it for me either. And last night, you know, it
was okay. It was very admin heavy, you know, like
sort of re establishing the story. There was a lot
of chitter chatter, There weren't many buzzies, and there wasn't

(42:41):
much blood.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
But early doors Game of Thrones, to be honest, first
five seasons I'd loved admind heavy episodes because it was
so much intrigue and the land was so good. Yes,
but there was also buzzies, and there was also blood. Yeah,
there'd always be a wee bit. Yeah, And to be honest, man,
I love Game of Thrones. I watched six episodes of
the first season of House the Dragon. I haven't watched anymore.

(43:03):
I'm not gonna watch anymore because I just don't think
it's that good of a show.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Yeah. Well, here's the thing that's coming out every week
as well. Like if I could burn it up just
all on one Sunday or something, I probably would.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
And also because I got Disney Channel the other day,
so I've got lots of choices. Now I've got your
showgun with Pazan and also the beer, which is bloody good.
So there's plenty for me to watch at the moment,
which I'm stoked about.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's right. You were going to talk about the beer today,
but we'll have to save that for tomorrow. Yeah, it's
my team to talk.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Yeah. Well, are you gonna talk about House of Busies
as well?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
No, I'm not. Last night House of Bussies.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I'll give it three busies out of five busies.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
See that's bad. Yeah, wow, six out of ten, twelve
out of twenty.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yeah, it's not great.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah, forty. Yeah, that's bad. Last night I watched have
you of Clarkson's Farm?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Seriously, have you know on Amazon?

Speaker 4 (43:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
So Jeremy Clarkson bought a farm and farm blah blah,
third seasons, and it's something you can just put on
and mindlessly watch it when you can't figure out between
the tur of you what you want to watch. Put
it on. He brought some pigs. Seriously, one of the
funniest episodes of TV I've seen in a long time
because it was just him trying to learn how to
operate with all these pigs and piglets and stuff. Very

(44:16):
very funny. Yeah, genuinely. And then did you put your
wife to bed, have a glass of port and played
play session? I did that exactly without If don't Jace,
I was gonna say about a monkey porn, I don't know.
That's all good monkey porn really.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
With a whole wrecking Big Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Foo Fighter is there on the radio Hookey Big Show
this Tuesday evening? Are you now exciting news the Big
Show at the moment, Keysy, We're doing a lot of
live shows, mate.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
We are.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
We're busy, but by that I mean we're doing live
shows and actual bars. Of course, every show we do
is a live show, but we're doing them in bars.
We're doing another one next week in celebration of the
A Day in Lou too.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
That's right. So A Day in lou was something we
started last year. It was to team up with Balcanson
New Zealand and raise some funds for them. You can
still do that. You can text the word Lou to
three seven seven nine and it makes an instant three
dollars donation. But the idea is we all gather next
Wednesday at the Empire Tavern, which is in the Auckland
CBD and Radio Hudaki will have twelve hours and then

(45:19):
this part's going to be tough, yes, especially I reckon
you'll struggle twelve hours of funny from the duney. Yeah,
like we're gonna have to be funny. I mean, it's
not just all on us, no no exciting thing.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
As we mentioned last week which you missed, which you
weren't here for, pug Son's debuting his comedy show.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Oh he's actually gonna do. He's actually going to do
his chef's piece. So for those of you that miss at,
pug Sun does a really hilarious comedy sketch where he
plays a tipan' yaky shift. Yes he doesn't say anything,
and it's really it's very interactive too. There's a lot
going on. It's very funny.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Hey, and you end up with the free meal at
the end of it, free meal, some fried rice and
yeah man and chop chicken and stuff.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
It's so good. So that'll be happy at the Empire
to have a next Wednesday. And don't forget we are
doing it to raise funds for Balcanser New Zealand. Our
mates a Cotton Softs have teamed up with us as well.
That twelve hours are funny though, because you've got the
breakfast show. Yes, you've an't got Angie, You've got Prebs
who's hilarious. And then we have to come in.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yeah yeah, so tough fact to follow, for sure.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
We're going to have to make sure we are hilarious.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
That oh, we will be hilarious and just you know,
it is a very serious issue that we're talking about.
You know, check out your poos, check out your your
bowel move and so I've been doing that a lot
since you fellows made me a bit self conscious about
my wiping, Geezy. Yeah, okay, so I go three to
four wipes now, even though it's unnecessary. Yeah right, And
I also really study what I've delivered afterwards, just to

(46:41):
make sure she's all tickety boo.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Well, as Jay says, study your poos aka, I know
the symptoms, get checked, take action this awareness month and
text load to three seven seven nine to make an
instant three dollars donation. We'll see you next Wednesday at
the Empire. Yeah too good.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
The Hodikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Kisy Well, there you go, your man bastards. That's your
Tuesday show done and Dustin hope you enjoyed it. Keezy,
what are your playing tonight?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Netball or badminton or table tennis?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
What's going on? None of those things, Jace. My wife
is playing squash oh on Tuesday night.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
You love those nights, hey, yeah, because you basically have
a bachelor's night.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
That's right until she comes home at about eight point thirty. Yeah,
so before she gets home, I'll be cooking us dinner.
I'm doing beef burgers on breosh buns, a little onion.
Jem Mayo, is that one of those box jobbies. No,
not a box job at all. So I'll be making
these up bit of tasty cheese on there. It's gonna
be delicious, and then she'll go to bed and I'm

(47:50):
gonna stay at late playing PlayStation. Yeah, playing Jace, No,
stop playing.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
I was gonna say, playing PlayStation. Yeah, you're like this, keys.
You know what I'm having for dinner tonight? What port
Mints meat balls?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Really?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yeah, I'm not stoked about it.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
In fact, I actually had a bit of a go
at because she chose it, you know, because we're on
the boxes at the moment, and it's a Portmants sort of.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
It's delicious. Is it like a Thai one? Possibly?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Look foul so good man. And I said to her,
you know, Portmant's darling.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Really really, I'm working my ass off day in and
day day in and day out. Surely we can do
better than, you know, the poor Man's mints, thetforn man.
If we've got to do mint, I want beef mints, right,
they stop mucking around with the porn mins.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Carry on? Do you ever just pick the boxes the
meals yourself? Because you seem to have an issue with
the pretty much all of them. No, well, yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Actually too many carrots, too many pumpkins generally speaking. But
after that, I'll probably go to the gym, go home,
do a bit of writing. I like to write for
an hour or so in my personal journal. Should bring
that in, Actually, I'm sure I can bring that in. Umm,
probably watch a bit of TV, make love, do a

(49:13):
little bit of read you to sleep at any point,
usually around three or four in the morning, and then
and then I'll be up at sex.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, yeah, so good. Hey, thanks for listening everyone. We'll
be back again tomorrow at four. Two podcasts out at
seven thirty tonight. You should get amongst them. You go
on your mad bastards. Bye.