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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
The Biggest Show is our biggest show, biggest, biggest speak
no big show.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
With nice.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Good E. You're mad bastard. It's the third of July
twenty twenty four and you, my friends, are listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Night and it's
me Haughty Jay over there. We've got Moggi and Gezy.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
So good to be bad, good to be good, to
see a mad dog your six son of the always
a joy to see you, and massive pemble on your face. Mate.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'll tell you what, Moggi. One thing I hate. It's
socializing with the human beings and new technology. So good
to be back here with Jason.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well, Jason, Jason isn't here today. I think we're for
them for long enough and sucked in out there? Can
I just say that? Oh, Matt Heath is joining us
replacing Jason Hout moving forward, which will be a surprise
all our listeners as well as probably Jerry on the
Matt and Jerry Show. So you're with us full time now.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'm here full time. It's going to be a foursome
with with Mogi, Keezy, Heathy, pugs On and jay I Reckon.
I'd like to hear on three for eight three or
the talk about function of the I heart ready up.
If anyone thought that was.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Jason hot, it's pretty close.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You think it was good?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
That was pretty close? Can we just talk about maybe Kezy?
Why Hody J's not here?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
J has saw Tommy poo bum oh tom Tom poo
pooh bum bum. He was bum all night apparently, and
he text us this morning and sad luck fellows, I'm
not up to it. Hopefully be back to my Yeah, mate,
didn't mogie here, take some laxatives and go right through
the show and then go off and get a colonoscopy.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, poo poo bum bums want a great excuse.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Poo pooh bum bum. It's not It's not great, but
at least we've got a new nickname out of it.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, yeah, it is good and you're mad bastard. I
also like the way that Hodak is just going all
in on the Drive show. Now it's just going to
be Jerry solo on Breakfast Year and four People and
a producer on drive, which I think is just miss
you will come over to the yah.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's right, Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, okay, then you're right.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah everyone, Okay, someone's just tix M three four eight three,
Daddy Coos, question Mark he Curate.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Here's Blake when I two all the small things, your
mad bastard, the.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Keys indeed the Kings of Lyon. You're mad bustards. You
listen to the Big Show with Minogio, You got Keysy there,
I'm witty j.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Really good, I think so for the listeners at home,
we've just done a bit of a rejig, haven't we
here at the station and now Matt Heath Daddy Couz
was joining us full full time in the place of
Jason Hoyt.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
And a full but just always impersonating Jason's moving to
the Breakfast show to impersonate me. Look, it's harder to
impersonate me than Jason impersonate. Yeah, it's an interesting play. Well,
it's good that you're here, Heath slash Hoidy because I

(03:29):
need some relationship advice. This is a regular thing that
happens on our show I reach Out and Hody J
and Mogi and also the listeners on three four eight three.
They give me guidance because okay, I'm new to all this.
Ye and your relationships, guy, so you be.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Able to help with us because you've been married.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, I've been there. Yeah, yeah, exactly, so there's a
great perspective.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
So I've had some experience in that realm. Currently not right,
but it doesn't I mean, are you looking to be
managed out of a relationship? No, well here's what I
maybe don't ask me. Here's what I'm looking for. Right,
So first of all, straight off the bat, let me
just say love my wife. Oh no, that's oh that's terrible.
The best thing that never happened to me. I love
it so much. Okay, this is a bad one. But

(04:11):
there's this weird thing in our kitchen called a dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Anymore, men, No, we've got it. Back in the day,
you could say that, but we've been telling you, man,
you can't. You can't say that sort of stuff anywhere. Okay,
now she's got a name and you have to refer.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Sorry, can I say there is an appliance in my kitchen? No,
she's a human being. Guys. There is an electrical appliance
in my kitchen tucked under the bench there with a
big flap that you pull down inside. Guys. Okay, anyway,

(04:48):
it's a real bone of contention in my house because yes,
well I love my wife, which is fantastic, the best
thing that ever happened to me. After she's used a
bowl or a mug or something, she just puts it
on top of the bench with a dishwasher right underneath
and never puts them in. So I going behind her
and do all that is there. Any way I can
bring it up to make her start doing this because
at the same time she always say, yeah, there's a
lot of stuff you do that annoys me, but I

(05:09):
don't say anything, right, How do you tackle that? Or
do I give up and accept that for the rest
of my life I will have to put a dish
as away. Well, I guess there's in multiple ways you
can go in hot going you filthy, pig, disgusting, you
should be ashamed of yourself. That's one way you're going. Okay,
try that one night, Try that tonight, okay? Is that
what you okay? Or you could go and passive aggressive keysing?
Is that the only two ways you could go over

(05:29):
and go, oh, shall I just shall I just get
your dish here?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Shall I put it in the dish washer? Shall I?
Is that what you want me to do it? Okay,
I'll just do it. That's a good man Heats perspective. Okay,
I'm starting to figure a lot of things out about you.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, I'm pretty much the only two. So you can
you can either be aggressive or passive aggressive. That's one
of the other things you could do is because what
she said to you there is Oh, there's plenty of
things that annoy me about you that I don't mention. Yeah,
but there will be plenty of things about her that
annoy you that you don't mention it. But this doesn't

(06:05):
fall into that category because you've mentioned it.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Right.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
This annoys you so much that it's now no longer
in that I'm not going to mention it because it's
not worth mentioning it, and now has moved into that
it annoys me so much to mention it. It's worse.
It's upgraded to it. I'm going to mention it.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, So could it could it be a trade off?
Do I say, right, one thing right now that annoys
you that I do, tell me and I'll address that
in return, you'll address this.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
That? Is that a deal you can strike?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah? I think you've got to go for something here.
There will be a bit of horse trading involved as well,
and probably what will happen is you'll probably have to
trade six or seven things that annoy that annoy her
about you for the one thing, right, okay, So what
have we got? What do you reckon? Is going to
be on that list?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Doing the big show? That's pretty annoying. It's massively annoying
time of the day. Actually, I don't rinse my dishes
before I put them in because I watched an ad
saying you don't need to if you buy these special tablets.
That is so untrue. Yeah, right, okay mate, you want
to be your get in, you have to get in
there with your fingers after a while. And have you
ever try to clean the dishwasher when the bloody pipes

(07:04):
get bloody blocked? No?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
He said. I was talking to Kezy about that as
well the last time we talked about dishwashers, and he
said that he doesn't do that because it's woman's work,
and I was just like, that's not on man, you
can't say.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
That that's sixy. I'm a sixist. It's a sixy and sexist.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
It's hot.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
You're the sixty sixest. Yeah, thanks, thanks guys. So I'm
probably just gonna I'm probably gonna go for the aggressive
a pro help. Any of that helped. It helped a lot, Matt,
thank you. Okay, you're back. Bonus, here's a bit of
r em for you on the.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Big Show, The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's indeed, that's Jet at twenty three past four on
the Big Show with Mogi Keyzy and the Coups. Yeah, yeah,
so good what he Jay's got peey bum saw tummy.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, he's got a Yaki Yaki tom poey pooy bum bum.
That's so he's going to have to take some time off.
But we're just testing this out, shaking things up. We
always wanted to do a crossover with Breakfast, and we
thought we'd do that by a sort of mix and
match and all the on your talent. If we can
call it that, you can call me that. Yeah, and
so yeah, we're giving it a run today, So a

(08:18):
text us through on three four eight three and just
how us useful knows is it working for you? Having
old the coups here in Houghdy j.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
C having a front bone on the backbone, in the
front bone and with the backboners. I like it. I
love it. Actually going to try a new comboso has
worked well for the warriors. Have you got an injury
situation right now with next man up? You know? And
we've got woman or woman?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Good, save Maggie. Nice work tomorrow morning. It is Houghdy
Jay and Jerry on the Breakfast show. So text three
three four eight three let us know how that goes
as well. Mog on breakfast. We're doing relationship chats here
while well big Daddy Heath, he's in the studio. I
believe you've got a bit of an issue.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Well, it wasn't an issue so much I went out
for I think it was probably something at a cafe.
Do that with your family, don't you even now? And
again you go to a cafe and spend a couple
of hundi and.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
We stop off at the bank and get a mortgage.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
And then we were walking back and my daughter, who's five.
She likes to have running races, and she actually cheats.
She's always says I don't want to race, and she
starts running and then says, go, oh, you know, but
I like that. It's a competitive streak anyway, So she
decided it was time to race my wife as opposed
to me, because I always destroy her by about three
lamp posts. And so my wife, she's got to learn, man.

(09:37):
And so my wife took off and then within a
couple of yards she had stood on what was a
long skirt on the front of it, took a couple
of big, ungainly steps and then just foul, well not
flat on her face, but certainly it wasn't a graceful
descent onto the concrete pavement there.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
That's such a funny story, Keep telling the story.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
And she so she broke her She broke your leg,
did she actually? Yeah, she broke your leg not sort
of just above the just above the ankle there, and
she sort of burst into tears. And what's it called
when the bone stick.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
In it compound fracture.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, So then my daughter saw that and she was
just puking.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Still is that still funny? So did you want did
you want advice around this or you just sort of.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I was just wondering what I should buy it because
she's in she's in hospital, so I just wanted to
get her a nice gift from from you guys.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
But get her get her some I don't know, like
a bandage, get her a bend. I think they'll probably
have those at the hospital.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Now.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, maybe what about like a sewing kit so that
she can shorten up her skirts that she doesn't trip
on them again and break it.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's pretty badly ripped. I had to use it as
a tourniquet.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh like were you and then tightens it up. How
much blood did she lose?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
It's hard to tell, but yeah, I had to get
the hose out anyway. But it's all good. I didn't
think it was funny.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
How long she in the hospital for? How long she
in hospital for?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Well, they haven't really seen because you can end up
getting them set to see me.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Now that's getting funny again.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
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Speaker 1 (11:39):
Split Ins there, Wow, she doing split Ins. I got you.
It is the hid Archy Big Show with Keezy and Moggi. Unfortunately,
management has come down and said the Matt Heath, Mogi
and Kezy experiment didn't quite work. A flood of encouraging
takes on three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I think they're just scared that we're going to take
down news talks.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
He'd be that that was the vibe I was getting
out and unfortunately, Wow, once Hoy J's back from his
sort tummy pooy pant situation, which will probably be tomorrow,
he will be rejoining us and.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Just moving forward. Can we refer to it by its
proper name right, which is Yaki Yaki tum tum puoy
puoy bum bum.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yaki Yaki tum tum pooh pooh bum bump. Alright, God
sounds terrible, ah, Mike, just before that ad break there, Sorry, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
God, it was weird.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
It was weird. You were telling a story about how
your wife tried to race your daughter. She went to
take off, Yes, and this is your wife stood on
her own skirt and sort of toppled over and then
broke her leg, went to hospital and then got sipped
to see mere.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
You then were wondering on three four eight three what
people could like ideas of what gifts you could get
it to make it feel any of these are probably
the two best ones. The first one on three four
eight three Lingerie.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Oh yeah, nice.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, actually I personally was I don't know about that,
but yeah it's a good idea. And then someone else
to say, maybe a second place ribbon because obviously your
daughter won the race.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Right yeah yeah, but then my daughter would want a
first place ribbon. Yeah, but that's why I could do that.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
And to be fair, I think I don't think it's
fair to give her a second place ribbon. I think
probably a d n F.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
True.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
She didn't fit across the finish line. Finish yeah, yah, yeah, true,
and you want to she's.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Got an earn a second place that's podium, that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
You don't want to start teaching your daughter that you
cannot finish. Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly. That's good stuff. Keep
those tips coming in on three four eight three, yuh
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A lot of suggestions have come.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Through, Kezy. There's so many suggestions are there, and I
just want to say a huge well done to all
the backbones out there, because there are some rippers here.
I've just looked at the list and I too, have
immediately taken my eye.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
A New York hot dog Yep, Frank Food's onion, tomato
and mustard.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
That sounds delicious and it's like enough of it. I
haven't seen that being done anywhere else.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
That's right, and it may not work, yeah, but it's
worth a shot.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I've seen cheeseburger pies and things like that. That's another
good one.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah, what else you got? You got anything there?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Jamaican carried goat.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
That's a no from me. It might be nicer, but
I don't know why there's a Jamaican involved, because I
think a lot of carry because you're making it. Okay, yeah, yeah,
you know, I get that you're making it because of
the pun.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You came to lock it. It's good for the pun. Okay, sweat.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
And then I've got another one here, which I've just
momentarily lost. It is here we go venison marinated and
stout with stout gravy.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
So deer and Guinness essentially.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Are stout with the gravy. There that to me, I
would eat that. If I saw that, you'd eat that.
I saw that in the in the pie warmer, I
would immediately buy that pie.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Right immediately. Well, I'll okay, I'll give it this for you,
but for me, really, I don't like venison.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
You don't like venison?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Nah, I'm trying to wean myself onto it a wee bit,
why because you see all these yummy things with venison
in it, and I'm always like, nah, I don't like venison.
Don't like duck either?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, yeah, no, I like duck as well.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Keep the suggestions coming through, by the way, text pie
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Speaker 3 (15:46):
The there's one here you'd love men. What's that Mogi,
pork mince and backbone broth.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
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Speaker 1 (15:59):
You could be mine on the ducky bit shows Roses.
You've got Keezy and Mogi here, hoody Jbi back tomorrow.
He's got sicky sicky tom tum, yaki yucky bumbum.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Ye, it's going around.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
It is going around, actually horrible. He's been up all
night with it.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
So I was talking to my doctor because I was
there because I think I might have cancer, and he said,
I am getting checked out, but I'm sure it's fine.
But he said, there's a lot of sicky sicky tom tum.
Oh sorry, yaki yuki tm tam SICKI sicky bum bum
going around the way around?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Was he wearing a Warriors juzy?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
He was here? Man?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Was it a one time to chant footy with me? Keezy?
What are the Warriors up to? This is good staff?
Do we do that?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
We have done it before? Okay, yeah, yeah you have.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
So this is Warriors segment. Usually I take every and
through what the Warriors are up to have with Mogi.
You've you've come through with a piece of hot news.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah I have. There's been a in the New South Wales.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Cup, which is the great loath the NRL.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
That's right. There was a game over the weekend with
Canberra playing against the Warriors and one of the players
there Corey Hawsbrough, who's been having a bit of a
rough year.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
To be fair, he has, but when he's informed, here
is the state of origin.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
State of origin prop that's right, But he's having a
rough one and I don't want to put any of
the blame on the fact that he's a ginger, so
I won't stand for it, all right, So if you
want to go down that path, I'm just putting a
roadblock there right now. But it was a hell of
a game. Canberra were on the attack and you just
sort of saw and shot that Corey Hawsbrough head buttered

(17:39):
Jacob Laban, just straight up head buttered right, and Laban
reacted just by laughing, which is allowed under the laws
of the game.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
A great way to react.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
And then Corey hawsbro gave him the old left right,
the old one too. Yeah, he gave him a classic
one two, a jeb and then a straight right and
then followed up with a left uppercut sort of glanced
him a little bit. He was on the button with
those first too, absolutely amazing. Laban laughed again, which was
an amazing piece of self control and must have been deeply,

(18:11):
deeply terrifying for Hawesbro who was just throwing his bear shots.
So it's gone now, it's gone now to the judiciary.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Just after that happened, Laban was sent off ten minutes
in the bin. He was sent off red card styles
Tom Arlier who was involved with a bit of a
kick situation apparently he was sent off as well.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, he was sent So.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
It's two warriors in the under in the NSW Cup
side and then Hawesbury was sent off too. But we
got two people.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
We've got two people, and they've realized that the judiciary
that Laban did nothing wrong other than get head butted
and get punched in the face, and they realized it
probably wasn't for you to send him off exactly because
he obviously hurt Hawsbury's fists. But they've handed down their
punishment to Corey Hawsborough overnight. How much do you think
if you head butt somebody, Given how strict we are

(18:58):
on dangerous tackles and all these sorts of things. If
you head but somebody in the head but not the chest,
head on head, what do you think the band would
be for that? For somebody who has clearly lost their egg.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Okay, I would say for a head butt situation, it'll
be four weeks, four weeks okay.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
He got one week, one week, one week for that, okay, okay,
and then the one two three. Yeah, and what about
punching somebody in the face. I would say twice, I'll
let them off the third punch.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Okay, once again, four weeks at least two weeks for that.
So he gets four weeks in total.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
He gets three weeks in total, one for the head
but I know it starts to mine gets a bit
foggy when you're heading up two numbers that high. Yeah,
but yeah, three weeks, three weeks for head butting someone
and then punching them in the face. Bollocks, it's not
it's not great deterrent, is it really? No? I mean,
if I can, if I can just in a game,

(19:55):
go and just lay somebody out with a head butt,
and I'm going to get one week off, Yeah, then
on head button every game, if you can, if you
can give somebody the old one too and take somebody out. Yeah,
two weeks it's worth it, don't you think you think
about the way that we operate our reserves beach, we
often have a Freddy Lassek sit in there. It doesn't
even come on. I'll seeing them on for a head
butt and they yell one, two and then he can

(20:17):
take two weeks off.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah that's true. Actually, Or what you do is if
someone's got like an ankle injury, you know they're going
to be off for a while, send them back on,
limp on and head button.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
They're half back. When when you compare this to Terry Hill.
Terry Hill in the eighties played for Manny you remember,
was given a lifetime band for headbutting Wow, and a
game of touch rugby. That this is straight up give
it a Google and a game of touch rugby band
for life although he did head butt the ref.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh the whole acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio hod Iking.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Welcome back, You're mad Master. It is the third of
July twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Night And yeah,
you're mad Bastard's backbone so good.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I did a bit of hoy j when we were
practicing coming out of that. We did a lot of
practice for that.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Didn't pressure man, It's not you think anybody could do it?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Because is it more like hell is hoty j Is
this is this houghty Jane?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, a little bit. It's not.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Give it a go, get it your mad, Bustards. You're mad,
but there isn't it? Yeah, you're mad, Bustards' it's just
the timber. It is the time. The tambra is a tombras.
Is it not timber? I think, I think timber, Timber, Timber,

(21:49):
You're beautiful timber. To his voice. You're on the Big
Show with Kezy Mokey and also Heafy, and this is
pretty much how it's going to be moving forward.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, well we had we'd started the hour last night,
didn't we the last hour with you, Matt. We did
a few breaks. The executives came down, they see it,
it's not working, get out of here. They kicked me out,
and then but the text machine has been lighting up
on three four eight three. Just so much support for
your presence here, and so the executives have bowed to

(22:17):
that pressure as they do, and you're back.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Why can't a front boner from the Breakfast Show be
on the Backbone?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah? You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
There's it's a great point and it's the collab that
everyone's been screaming out for, to be honest. So yeah,
we're going to get into some heavy stuff this hour
with Matt Heath, who probably will disappear randomly at some
stage then come back again. Then to an impression of
Aidy J. Yeah, I'm so disappointed with my impression of
forty J to start there. I'm like, I'm going it's
going to live rent free in my head for it

(22:46):
was my big chance and I blow it. I blow it.
You got off side with the back boners.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Here's been a tool the whole archy. Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kyzy. Tune in four on radio.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
It is caught to plus five on the Backbone Big
Show with Mogi and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
And smooth sounding good, sounding good. A couple of work
ons for you, Keezy and me. I think we've got
a couple of things we're gonna work on. But it
just becomes a chemistry thing, doesn't it. Sort of working
out how we fit them with each other?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
What do j will be spinning in his grave if
he could hear this?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Unfortunately he's not here, though, is he? Because he's got
yaki yaki tum tum pooy pooy bum bump.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
He does, actually, And so in the meantime we're just
trialing Matt Heath. We thought he was going to come
in and just be Matt Heath. But you're trying to
be Howdy Jane Stick. That's all we're assumed. When you
see could you stand in for Jason Hoyd? I feel
so stupid? Now that's fine.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Now we got you in here on your own merits.
We thought we try that on, which are slightly slightly
above your impersonation of already.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
J Did you think we got you in here because
of your impression of what he? I thought you thought
no one would notice? Yeah, and then because you're such
a well respected broadcaster. I didn't want to bring it up,
but I've just had a guts full now something I just.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Meant he fell as I went to a huge industry
event last night. I didn't see you there. Matt. He's
here normally along with these sorts of things, but it
was the It was the premiere for a new TV
show that's coming out on three now in TV three.
It's called Madam Madam.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
You know what a madame is, well, your mad bastard
madame is is that someone married to a cert.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
It can be, it can be in this lady. Yeah, yeah,
in this particular thing. It's a it's a TV show
following the discovery of her husband's affair with a sex worker.
Can I say that. Matt Lee, played by Rachel Griffiths,
a determined mother of two, finds inspiration to a bark
on a new entrepreneurial journey, opening her own ethical, feminist

(25:00):
brothel in small town New Zealand. A feminist brothel based
on a true story based on an American woman's autobiography,
which I believe remains unpublished. But I went along last
night and I had I've been invited to be a
guest on this television show. As you'll know, I'm an
award winning actor. You want to towards at least.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Some esteem twenty nineteen Actor of the Year. Oh yeah,
some esteemed You're an esteemed actor.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Actually that was the same. And I hate to detour
this chat, but that was the same night that you
won Best Children's TV Show and turned the victory into
a loss.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh that's right, I really, boy, boy, let's not go.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
And so when you started texting me about the quality
or the endearing qualities of my wife.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Look, she's a beautiful leader. That's right. I forgot about that.
Take it as a compliment. Take it she was a
beautiful lady. Actually, that's the one part of the night
to stand by.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
And that's what happened. And you started talking about it
on the Matt and Jury show Breakfast with Matt Jerry
there and whenever now, whenever you google my name, the
first thing that comes up is Mike Minogue's wife as
a result of the deluge of Google search as it
happened as a result of that.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Many of them from me.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
So anyway, I've been invited to be on this TV show,
I go along and shoot it, and I thought it
was a more of a drama. But it's what I
can say, what I'm prepared to reveal is that I
play one of the individuals we call them, well I
don't they call them John's, which is somebody who frequents
as a job an establishment such as that. So I

(26:37):
play somebody who goes along to the brothel.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
A client, A client.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Thank you, Keezy, thanks man. I will turn to you
for the terminology, brother. But anyway, I watched it last
night and I'm a little bit shocked and I'm a
little bit concerned because I've already told my mother that
I'm in this TV show and the way that they've
sort of cut it together doesn't put me or my
character but mainly me and the best of lights. Can

(27:03):
I put it that way?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
You can. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
So during the filming process, you were perfectly happy with
what was going on, but it's the editing process afterwards.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
You know what they say and you'll know this, Matt. Yeah,
the three versions of a film. There's there's the film
in the script. There's a film and you shoot it,
and then there's a film that you cut together. And
they're very very different beasts. So I've signed up what's
based what's on the script. I've turned up and I've
shot it on the days and I've thought this is
absolutely fine, and then they have absolutely steamrolled me in

(27:35):
the cat, right, they have absolutely hammered me in the
cat Yeah, there is. It's tasteful. It felt tasteful. At
the time. Well, you're you're running a rocket?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Was this pre your post rock and bod.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
It's during pre but it was also I was heavily
sick at the time. You remember this.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Key laryngitis our question this particular episode. I think it's
episode three.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yes, the show comes out tomorrow night on TV three
and it's episode three.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
So just the first episode's released tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, I believe so. Yes, we'll have to.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Find out because I'm interested to see what actually happens. Yeah,
you John Keyesy? Sorry, John Key? Are you a John Keysey?
Am I a John Kesey Kesey? Or you are John? No?
Are you?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Have you ever been a John in your life?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
John? You've been a Jays. I've just been a Jason.
Have I been a John? I think so? Who knows?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's the Beastie Boys on the Big Show with hoy J,
Mogi and Geezy. You're doing a really good job.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
He fe it's really good.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
It is good. You've got Kezy, Mogi and Matt Heath.
He is trying out for the position of Hoidy j
because he's away. He's got a saw tummy. He's been
up all night pulling his pants.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
We're going to be trying a few different people, obviously
your day while with Howdy Jay Way suffering from Yakiah
Tom Tom pooy pooy bum bum. Yeah. And so tomorrow,
of course we'll beginning Jeremy Wells. The day after that
we're going to get Patty Gower. Oh yeah. Paul Henry's
asked if he can be involved.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
When will I find out I forgot got the roll
as Hoody J on the Big Show?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Probably Monday next week, I reckon, we'll make it cool.
What day is it today?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Today's Wednesday? Yeah? I mean, because you sound do you
really want the gig?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I thought things were going good on Bricky there? Well,
surely I could double end the day good night to
double end double ender. Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with the
double ender. But you don't see Jeremy Wells, you know,
doing a breakfast show and then doing something in the evening.
You know what I mean? I just feel like you'd
use up all your content? Is that the same person

(29:46):
that's on the Brickfast Show. I was watching Simon Shop
the other day and I was asking myself. Jany, is
that the same person I do the brick for show
with you?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Went?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Sure, it's the same person. It's Hillary Barry Matt ah
yeah right, sure, oh yeah right, okay, Yeah. Anyway, Look,
it's been an honor and a privilege to try out
for this, and I think we might as well just
accept now that you guys are going to continue looking.
And I don't think I was what you want as
a replacement of Hot j R.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
O P.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I think if I had any advice, it would be
next time, be Matt Heath.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah. Man, that's the thing man, when it comes to radio.
And you probably won't know this, yeah, but just be yourself.
Yeah right, You're never going to get anywhere. Just been
sort of a cheap imitation of somebody else. Yeah, I
mean a great invitation.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Okay, Like and I'll take that on board. But a
direction could have been better. You said come and and
play step in for.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I didn't say, well, you're just going to start an argument.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
No, Look, it didn't work out. It didn't work out, okay,
And the last thing you want to do is being bridges.
So let's agree and just walk away. Let's do it,
And and I love you guys. Yeah, I love your team.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
You can have are and take a backbone T shirt
on the way out.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I thank you The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kisey The Big Show's very first fishing trip.
Let's check out who they've riled in this time.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
That's right, we're finally going fishing the Big Showed crew
and you could be joining us. We have to do
is listen out for us getting our rod out. Yeah,
and then call straight away and eight hundred hodark. It's
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a free trial today. Let's go to the lines and
about your mad Barstard. How's life mate? O? Life is good?

(31:37):
How are you really really good? And about how's pooky?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Not too bad? Not too bad?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
But cold today? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
There? I work at the steel mill? By bye, God?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Are you smeltering?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Nom an?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I t oh, yeah, I look at the steel mill. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, that's cool though still so good. Annabelle, do you
like fish and mate? I love fishing.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
If you could be fish.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
What's the biggest fishes you've caught.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Oh, it takes me just be a snapper. We haven't
gone any further, but I have caught a crayfish off
the fishing one before. You hooked a crayfish. Good, yep,
that's crazy. You're right. Well, I'd be pretty keen for
some cray on the boat and a bell. You're in
the drawer, mate, awesome, Thanks guys, worries Jack your mad
barst has life. Mate.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
You're yeah again, pretty good man. Can't complain, can't complain?
What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I'm a builder backbone.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
That's like a steak and cheese backbone, or a mint
and cheese backbone. The backbone was a pie.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
You go builder, heyte Jack from steak and cheese. If
you could be any fish, Jack, what fish would you be? Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
I did one? Am? I right?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah? Yeah Jack? You like fishing men. It's part of
being in the trains, right, Yeah, of course, mate, just
another day in the office. You're in the drawer as well, mate, congrats.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Get on your mate. What's the biggest fish you've caught, kezy.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I think I caught a shark by accident. Once by accident.
By accident, I reeled in a shark. I remember because
I was quite young. It was a little baby one
and one of my dad's mates was like, oh, that's
a little bulldog shark or something, and then he grabbed
it off the line, snapped the shark in half with
his beer hands in front of me, and threw it
back in the water. So yeah, I'm probably not gonna
come on the old trip. There she is just because

(33:42):
I'm scarred for life.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Doesn't like sharks, It doesn't like bulldogs.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I don't know. I think he didn't like me, That's
what I was getting from that. Make sure you manage
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the big fishing trip.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
He's van hailed The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keysy.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It is Ero Smith loving an elevator on the Hdarky
Big Show, Kesey and Minogue with Ya Hoidy. Jay's got
a saw tom Tum was up half the night, so
he's off today, hopefully back on Dick tomorrow. Mogi. Just
on that you were here yesterday before the show, right
about three o'clock. We had a wee meeting in the
office there with the boss. I dragged a chair over
and then I thought I bumped it against something metal sounding, sure,

(34:31):
but then Jays coiled over and was like he recoiled
I don't know, coiled over and was like ah, And
I was like, oh goodness me, what was that?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Is?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Like, you have my knee with the chair, Kesy. And
then I did that thing that I do, which is
I laugh when I'm uncomfortable. Yeah, And I apologized while
laughing and rubbed them on the back and so I'm
so sorry Hoidy j I have a feeling that's why
he's not on here today because yesterday of the whole show,
he was going pretty Hundi's at old Kezy and I

(34:58):
think it was because of that.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah you were, you were out of line.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah it was an accident.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah oh yeah yeah. But this is the thing about
isn't it as you as an accident and then you
go you say you're sorry, but you're laughing.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
That's because I'm uncomfortable and it's awkward.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
But he doesn't know that. He just sees somebody apologizing
while they're laughing, laughing while they're apologizing. Both actually okay
and so he's thinking to himself, this person's not sorry,
and this person thinks it's funny. And in your defense,
it was funny.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
It was funny. Yeah, see that was half. That was
half the issue was it was quite funny, like him
sort of hunched over like in a lot of pain. Yeah,
you know that's inherently funny.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah it was. And I don't think you hit them
particularly hard.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
No, that was the weird thing. It felt very soft.
So I didn't actually feel sorry because in my head
I was like, yeah, it wasn't even hard man, you know.
And but the thing I know about Jase is, let's
face it, like he's a big he's a top radio DJ,
he's a star. And I know if you don't sort
of kiss their ass a wee bit, yeah yeah, that
he'll do something like Pula sicky and say he's got
yah yucky time tam Suki sicky bum bum.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
And I just worry that maybe he's waiting for me
to apologize for that.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah yeah, I mean, and it is probably what something
you will have to apologize for because you did hurt him,
albeit inadvertently and all beit soft. I mean, history shold
for pain I think is probably quite low. Yeah, even
though he shuts up and gets on with it a
hundred percent percent.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
It just seems like if I'd done someone else, they
wouldn't have cared at all. But yeah, so maybe what
if Well that's the thing, but you were sort of
kissing his ass by even apologizing. Yeah, I should have
just you should have done it again. Yeah, okay, you
know what I mean. What if just because I need
to nip this in the butt. Yeah, what if I
apologize right now? Because I know he listens.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
You apologize or you say sorry, Because there are two
different things.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Which one's the best?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Okay, hod J, I know you're listening, brother, and i'd
just like to apologize. I've to apologize. There, I'm gonna
say sorry. Yeah, sorry, I'll start again, hod J. I
know you're listening, brother, I know your leg hurts, I

(37:06):
know your ego hurts even more, and i'd just like
to say that I'm deeply sorry for lightly bumping your
leg with that chair. It's actually a hollow chair, like
it wouldn't have.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Hurt that much as one of those plastic chair.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
It was a plastic chair. It was, yeah, it was. Yeah,
I'm so sorry, mate, and if you could just come
back to work tomorrow, that'd be great. Although to be
on today's been pretty good. We've had a lot of fun,
Matt Heath, and it's quite interesting. You don't know what
you can do as a trio until you start introducing
new people, you know what I mean. So that was
quite cool.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
It was a new menagerie, wasn't it. It was a freeway,
a new freeway.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I actually loved it. Yeah, and so I'm quite excited
to see what happens next time he's off. Yes, but yeah, anyway,
Hoody J. I'm sorry, man, and I hope you get
well soon.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
There we go. That was really good. That'll work. I
know he's not a big fan of the show.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
He doesn't even listen.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I don't think he would be listening, Okay, yeah, no,
he hates it.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kesey Audio Slave.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I'm the Highway. It does, The Hidarky Big Show almost
six o'clock, Keezy Mogi here by the way, Hoodie J
back tomorrow coming up after sex MOGGI, What's on TV
with Mike Minogue and also some sports chat.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yeah, Yeah, how are we doing sports chat all Blacks
England good stuff. Yes, we'll do that. It's actually some good,
really good insight. I've been doing a bit of research
around that, and yeah, I think it's nice for us
to turn our attention and our expertise away from sort
of you know, the normal things, the cricket, the rugby
league and all these sorts of things back towards rugby.

(38:45):
All Blacks are back.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Baby, surely briefly we'll do that and play more coming
up after sex as well as to stay.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Tuned the hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yes, it is the Big Show with Moggie Keys He
no hoiity j back on deck tomorrow. He's going to
saw tummy been up half the night crapping by the
sounds of it. So that's cool. But the show is
brought to you by night and day.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
What's to by man? What say that again? You got
to mimic me. You can't just let that go. That
was disgraceful.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, I just couldn't remember what you'd said it.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
There was a lot of there was a lot of
sounds that came out.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
A broader by men.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Sounded like a fun pee.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
It did, brought to you by night day, really good,
so good. Don't forget Barista made coffee four dollars fifty
hell of a caffeine fixed at your local night and day.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Keeping their prices down, man, I know, because that is
not no longer the price of the coffee. Actually, we're
going to do something. Well it is there, but you
know what I'm saying, five point fifty six six fifty
six seventy Yeah, big money in that. And in fact,
I'm going to do a chat tomorrow. I saw something
very interesting in this research paper that I was reading,
which had been turned into an Instagram video and was

(39:58):
on one of the reels there that I watch. Yeah,
right about where the money goes from a cup of coffee?
Yeah what do we think? We think? Ah, they're ripping
us off. Yeah, So this video broke down why where
all of the money goes from and a cup of coffee,
and it was very interesting.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well, there you go. It's definitely do some chat on
that that research paper. Could you forward that onto me? Oh,
have a look for that research paper. I'm not sure
if I saved it, but we'll see how we go.
That's all right. Hey. We also did the podcast outow today,
joined by Pugson from Studio B. Here is a clip
involving Mike talking about the joys of being a parent.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Parents talking things like, oh, just have another one. It's
only a few years. It's only a few years. And
then it's worth it because I'll have a friend.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
But you'd come in and say something and just be
like and then Jason will just be like, yeah, in
the face of a man who's gone through it four times.
Oh yeah, it's so insightful. Mode.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, my wonderful, wonderful child whom I love very much.
And yeah, just talking about the very early early day
when there's crying and all sorts of things, and it's
all nighters and it's complete lack of sleep and in
our case, and it's our own fault. It's my wife's fault,
ma Ab and my fault, and that we moved away

(41:12):
from all of the support of our family and went
to an island in the middle of an ocean and
had no help and then a pandemic so we didn't
have any support of Farna or anybody else. It was
just us, absolutely white Knut clean it for three years.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
What about the fact that I don't have any family
here in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah, I think you're going to come to find that
that is going to be an issue. But you've got
pug Son, man, You've got me and Hoidy. Jail would
love to have another kid that he can look after.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Actually that's a good point. I'm like, I've got to
go to work on the Big Show. Can you look
after my kids? And just imagine that man, He's standing
on the front porch. He's holding your firstborn child in
his hands. As you drive away, he's waving goodbye age,
all good Caezy. He's got a cigarette hanging out of
his mouth and drop an ash all over the face
of your kid. Yeah, you can't buy that kind of love. Man.
Well it worked for his Ford orders.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
So the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey it.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Is the offspring on the hid Archy Big Show with
Kezy and Mogi. Howdy j Sick Tom Tom. He'll be
back on deck with us tomorrow, the Emogi.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, he will be. And we're just gonna have a
little bit of Karen Affairs Chatka. We did this for
a while, Actually didn't we We did Current Affairs chat.
It didn't really go particularly well. No, but that's where
we take a piece of news from the headlines and
we have a little chit chat about it here on
the show and try and give it a bit of
a big show spin. I found something here on the
what just say, it's on the news, okay, And it

(42:36):
says feral cats are like devil on meth, Like the
devil on methamphetamin the.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Devil so that everything evil in this world but on
on meth.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
And this this is a quote directly from a Canterbury
feral cat hunting organizer, right he is this This North
Canterbury hunting competition made global news when it started a
feral cat hunting competition.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I never even heard of that. Yeah for children. Oh right,
See that's where the issue is.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I guess around three hundred and seventy feral cats were killed. Right.
The problem was a vast majority of them were wearing collars,
and so they started being questions around where they were
finding these collars. But my understanding is these cats are
these feral cats are super super smart, and so they
started producing their own collars and they put them on

(43:31):
so that people thought they were domesticated.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Right, because it's pretty easy to tell I for cats domesticated, right,
they're all well groomed.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
It's got the collar on, it's got the color on,
real tell tale stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
So you're saying that the feral cats, even though they're feral. Yeah,
they have the ability to mass produce collars, well, not
mass produced so much, certainly produced small scale were they
weren't using like plastic and like leather and stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I haven't seen any of them, but I'd say it
would be a cured cat skin, right, you take the
elders that have passed on, and then you would or
were the thank you, Yeah, and then you'll be able
to bang something up. That's a pretty good imitation of
something you might get from animates.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Right, But anyway, they've decided that they're going to ban
this category. They've gotten rid of it and now it's
only for kids that are fourteen years or over.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Right, I mean that seems smart. I would have said
it should even probably be higher than that.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, there's fifteen hundred people participated in it. People are
upset about it, and they've been protesting. But according to
this organizing. This organizer here, he said, the competition organizer,
Matt Bailey. He's got a quote here he says, to
be honest, I don't really give a rat ass about
their feelings.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Oh it's so good.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
He said. There's an estimated two million feral cats in
New Zealand and they killed tens of thousands of native
birds at night.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, that's true. That is the tough part.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
And he also finished off by saying, if they're upset,
that doesn't worry me. M Yeah, he said, something needs
to change here. We're doing our part to help in
the country. So we're just going to carry on doing
what we're doing and hopefully it'll be bigger and better
next year. We've raised a heap of funds and we
had a hell of a day on Sunday. Few good

(45:18):
to hangovers, but that's how it goes a good day
in the country.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Backbone, backbone, huge backbone.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
What's you feeling on that? Because I agree.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Well, look the thing, So there's this famous story, but
there's a lighthouse keeper was sent to an island to
look after the lighthouse there. He brought a cat for company.
While he was there, he noticed like three or four
weird looking birds. It was like, these are weird? Sent
a sample off. They were like, we've never documented these birds,
are we sending a scientist over. By the time the
scientists got there, the cat had wiped out every single

(45:46):
species a non flying bird. So they're obviously a massive issue.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
But there is this weird thing where and I'm all
for I am all for animal right, so I absolutely am.
But there's a weird thing from some quarters where they
say it's not okay for humans to do this to cats,
but it's cat to do this to all of the
native birds and wipe them out. That's right. And I
guess people have a greater affinity for cats because they're

(46:11):
house marginally cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that was there
was something also, you know, you want to talk about cute.
You know, there's something cute about cats, but there is
something very very cute about a five year old with
a three oh three.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Kesey defin lip a Hysteria on The Hidarcky Big Show,
Keezy and Mogi Hoidy j back on Dick Tomorrow, He's
got a peey bum at the moment, but right now
it's saying for.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yeah, yeah, man, what we're spoken about already, but just
speaking on a wider sort of a context. When I

(47:05):
saw Madam. Madam comes out tomorrow night on three now
in TV three, and it's based on a true story
actually about an American woman who comes to New Zealand
and finds that brothels have been decriminalized and that it's

(47:27):
essentially legal in New Zealand, so she wants to open
her own ethical and feminist brothel. So apparently based on
a true story, and it stars some pretty big actors
and I'm looking at it right now and I can't
remember her name. Rachel Griffiths, the Australian actor and a
great New Zealand supporting cast. Martin Henderson from Well he

(47:49):
did talk. He did a whole bunch of stuff, but
he was he was Stewie in Shortland Street and he's
gone up and done a bunch of stuff overseas, very successful.
Robbie Megaceiver, Rema Tewata Tewata and a bunch of others,
Millon Beards and there's stacks of other New Zealand actors

(48:10):
there thirty minute episodes. It's funny, it's an really easy watch,
it's beautifully shot, and I really recommend it. I found
it really is. It's the sort of thing that I
would be able to sit down and I would smash
out four episodes and I want to get bored, right,
And I recommend that you watch it and you can
probably just scap episode three.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I reckon episode three sounds like it's sort of the
one you want to watch to really get an idea
of what's going on.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
I just think I just think they really dropped the
ball on that app right they did? They did?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Yeah, because I had some big name actors are in
that episode of I.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Mean, some of the New Zealand's best acting challenges isn't there.
But I just feel like some of the content wasn't
really nicey. I don't want to really get into it.
I don't want to relitigate, but I would just say,
watch episodes one, two, four, five, six, seven, eight, nineteen.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Right, Okay, what do you watch? I watched them an
episode of Country Calendar right from the beginning of this year,
so you might be able to recall if you'd seen
it a guy raising EMUs and it was genuinely interesting.
It's like, why are you raising us? And it was
because a lot of African people here.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Sitting them on fire raised?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, he has where he burns, No, he raises he like,
he raises them.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
That because I wouldn't have thought that they would be
highly flammable. Are feathers have some kind of.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Is yes, like nurture them and breeds them and stuff.
And because there's a lot of African people here in
New Zealand that oh there's a lot of African people
here in Alti at all, thank you where and they
actually love to eat it. It's a delicacy over there.
And so they're trying to start a market here. But
did you know when they're born they are fifteen cinnamon

(49:52):
is high tiny. A year later they are fully grown. Wow, ridiculous, right, Yeah,
I thought that was amazing. And so they went and
saw them just after that hatch and they were little
tiny things like come back a week later and they
were already noticeably like twice the size, and then he
raises them and then he lights them on fire. Oh god, yeah,
and that was on country Calendar.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I watch that.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah, it's pretty so right was r T.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
The Hoedarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Someone El Dub for the Love of It on The
Darky Big Show, Cheesy and Maggie Hoody, j O Sick
hopefully back on Dick Tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah. I actually saw tik at Shape Shifter, Wow, like performing.
He was just operating the soundboard, which he has done
for them for as long as they've been around. Wow,
isn't that amazing? So he tours round with him and
he just does his sound that is sick.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
And they were bringing people up during the gig, like
Lady six Yeah, other people, and I was like, oh,
it would be good if they got all tikitan out there,
and he was just chilling and he wasn't having it.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
I like it, yeah, because he's obviously a gifted musician.
Remember one time I was on a flight and Tikitani
was sitting behind me. Oh, and everyone was like this.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I can tell you. I saw Tikitani after he released
his solo album, the Name of Which Yeah Yeah, and
I went and saw him play at samfre and Bathhouse
and Wellington And it's probably still one of the top
ten gigs I've ever seen, really absolutely unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Just him with the looping, with the loop pedal and
the you know the effects.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
In my mind, I think, nah, it was a fuller
sound than that. It must have been a bigger band.
But yeah, man, that was an absolute ripper. Because Salmon
Ala Dub had broken up and then someone Alla Dub
released a new album and nothing against them and I
was like, what is going on with this album?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Man?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
This is not of the standard right And I didn't
he didn't really have the news back then. And then
Tikitane released the solo album and I was like, oh, okay,
here here he is here. Hey, can we talk about
the All Blacks man?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Okay, yeah, whoa, let's how you do it? Sports chat?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Exciting stuff man, And I am really excited about this.
The are going to be playing against England in the
need in this coming Saturday, and it is it's a
changing of the guard and really is a new era
for the All Blacks.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Can I just say as someone who fell away from them,
but I am now very excited to see because it's
starting with England razor obviously, it's very exciting.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
That is the thing. It's a Razor has been brought
back in, and what I'm finding interesting now is pretty
much the absence of any conversation around the fact that
it was a huge call for them to bring him
in the first place because Fozzy, Yeah, faster, Yeah, he
was in there obviously and things went going well and
he was nearly going to get thrown out, and then
I think they managed to salvage or win against maybe

(52:41):
it was Australia or something like that, and look pretty
good doing it. But there was a huge amount of
chat around bringing in Razor, but the fact that he
is not a company man like, he doesn't fit into
that coaching mold.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
That they had set up, well that pretty much all.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
New Zealand coaches fit into. So if you go like
how far back do you want to go, let's go,
you go. Lourie Mains, John Mitchell, Robbie Deans didn't get it,
but he's sort of in that same sort of mold.
You've got Graham, Henry Scott, Steve Hansen, to a lesser degree,
Dave Rennie. But these they're all very much of a
muchness and Razor is so much of a huge personality

(53:21):
and it makes it interesting because when you want to
be a big personality and you're not sort of sitting
back in the background. If things don't go your way,
people are really going to be chipping in about it.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah, it's true. How do you everyone go against England?
I don't know anything about them.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
At the moment. I don't know anything at all, and
don't I don't follow Northern Hemisphere roby. I don't know
how much. I'm assuming it's at the back end of
their seasons. I'm assuming they've had some games behind. People
must be loving two people that don't know anything about
what's going on talking about rugby. But what I would
say is generally every year we have warm up games,
we'd play a Fiji or a few games like that,

(53:56):
and then you get a Northern Hemisphere team over. So
I'm so prize they're doing it this way and then
we're going to be playing Fiji and America after that,
which is an od way to swing.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
It straight straight into Starting in Dunedin against England is
the randomest start ever. But I'm here for ickon. That's
body exciting. It's all in.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Traditionally, what that would be a cricket move, that would
be we get India to come over and play us.
We have our first test in Donedan in sort of
you know October November, where it's still minus three, right,
and they just want it to be all over in
two days, so they just capitulate so that they can
get in front of a heater that won't be the
same with England.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
No, this is what that build.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
They love it, so I'm excited about it.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I'm excited as well. That game is seven o'clock this Saturday,
the ACC commentating at Mcony and T Bone Tony Lyle.
Before that, though, at five o'clock you'll also got the
Wars taking on the Bulldogs with Die Henwood and Ben Hurley.
Watch both of those games on Sky Sport.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keisey.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Well there you going to New Zealand, a big show,
done and dusted for your Wednesday. Mogi, what are you
to tonight? Going home? I suppose having dinner, watch some Seinfeld, go.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
To bed much ly. It's nasily today, beautiful. I am
going to go home. I'm got to look after my
kid because Malaf is going out to the premiere of
a movie that she was production designer, and so I've
been roped in to look after my own child. What
I only found out about this morning, you must be
I'm fuman, man was effing and jeffing all over the house.
What time's her bedtime? She'll probably go home after she

(55:33):
gets home from the movie, So it could be ten
ten thirty. Normally about nine nine thirty. You tag on
some love making there and a little bit of we
might watch some Seinfeld. Yeah, but yeah, generally nine nine thirty.
But I just said you can have a late one tonight.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yeah. Cool? And what about ten k your dog?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Well, she doesn't like movies. She never has. She hasn't
got very good vision. She finds it hard. I think
it's something with the King Charles Spaniels. They find it
hard to follow a storyline.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
She's always turn into me sort of, you know, anytime,
usually around the first act turn.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah, she would just turn to me and go what Yeah,
it's so good man. Well, have we have a great
evening again. We'll see you tomorrow at four o'clock. I
personally am going out for dinner tonight with one of
your best mates. Man good one of my mates who's
up from Tanagho. That's very exciting having Korean. Oh yeah,
so that's exciting as well. But we will be back
tomorrow four o'clock, hopefully with Hoidy j as well. As

(56:29):
we've been talking about. He's got a bit of a
stomach issue.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Hopefully his stalls have firmed up by then.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Oh God, I hope so. But we'll be back tomorrow
four o'clock. Don't forget to check out the whole Ackuy
Big Show podcast as well, out tonight seven thirty pm.
We'll see that