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On today's show, we revisit Jason Hoyte's career defining moment, Mike's got a bone to pick with pedestrians across the nation, and Keyzie's frothing to meet the winner of his favourite celebrity game show.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers Towey from bringing
back to laughs and the world gone man, Yeah right,
welcome this just big, big.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Show, really big well Jason hitch my note.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
God is the big show right, although not as big
as usual. No hoidi ja this week. He will be
back on Monday. In the meantime, Keezy and Mogi for
your Thursday, the seventeenth of October, and do not forget
the Hudacky Big Show is brought to you by Tooey.
Keep an eye out for those Twoe billboards the year
right campaign. It's officially back because in this day and age, Moggi,
we could all do with a laugh.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
We could How are you doing your rugues down again?
Pretty grassy? Your sixth son of a b h you.
I'm just happy to get to Thursday, houghty j hump
Day as we like to call it, and on the
downward slope towards Friday and into the weekend, and I
couldn't be happier. That's right. It's a beautiful day here
as well. And it's a beautiful day here Keezy, that's

(00:56):
well noted by you. When, of course, as we get
close to the weekend, I start re examine need my
decision to cut my budget and stop drinking and smoking darts.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well, the issue because we're on a Thursday now, Yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
When did you start this Monday? Yeah? Keep in mind
on Monday, I hadn't had a lot of sleep and
I was still drunk, slash hungover, slash responsibly.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
So you know, the worst thing you could think of
was having anything other than a twoy.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yes. And the other thing you've done to is time
this perfectly for summer.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Well yeah, I mean I'm not going to get all
the way into summer if I can. If I can
rope it in between now and Christmas, right then I'm
good for my break.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
You can go big responsibly bloody. Hey, coming up, we've
got a massive show, so big after five later on
we've got the winner. And this is because I wanted
it to happen. The winner of Slippery Treasure.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Island is coming on for a bit of a yarn.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
He was on TV last night digging up Treasure, alongside
Christian Cullen and James Roston. His name is JP Follaky
Great Feller, also Mogie. It says here people who push
the button to cross the road. What's that about.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
People who push a button to cross the road.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
We're going to be getting into it, and that's going
to be region dependent. I think it varies all around
the more too there as to whether you push the
button before crossing a road and it winds me up, right,
I see.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Hey, here's Allison chains Man in the box. Don't forget.
If you've got any two billboard ideas, tix them through
on three four eight three and you can want a
twoy prize pack.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
The whole Acky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
It is the verve.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Sign it on the Huckey Big Show, twelve minutes past
four o'clock this beautiful Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
It is beautiful, Keysy, al right, is that the question
you're going to ask me?

Speaker 6 (02:40):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
No, no, no, that's right. You set up yet. I'm
just going to have a little yarn here and then
keys is going to ask me a question. Yeah, okay.
And he's told me that I can't get angry about it, okay,
so I'm looking forward to getting angry in about sixty seconds. Yeah,
tune in, everyone listening, lean in. I've got this thing
that annoys me in Auckland, I spent most of my
life and ask you the question, now, yeah, now's a

(03:00):
good time. Has it been bugging you? Ah? Yeah, it has, yes, bugging.
The thing that bugs me about it's been bugging me
is when it's been bugging me six times a show.
So this is and it's funny to me how there's
such differences and there's not a lot of them really,
but differences between the cities and New Zealand. So this

(03:22):
is a this is a really big one in Wellington,
where I spent sort of you know, sixteen years. I've
been here for five years in Auckland and before that
was sixteen years and welly, when you want to cross
the road as a human adult, you just cross the road.
You can be at the traffic lights and you can
be at a pedestrian crossing, but if you look and
there's no traffic, then we sort of understand that you're

(03:43):
an adult and you know how to cross the road
and you can just do it. In Auckland, nobody takes
the risks. There is no jaywalking. Everybody will push the
button and wait for the lights to change to stop
the traffic so that they can cross the road and
this will be people in their twenty thirties, forties, fifties.
It doesn't matter, and I cannot Like last night, I

(04:05):
was driving home and there was no traffic on a
really super wide road and a couple in their mid
twenties pushed the button and I had to stop and wait.
And not that it matters that much, but I don't
understand why they felt that they needed to wait in order.
They could have crossed the road already by the time
I got there. So Wellington it's really different. You just

(04:27):
crossed whenever. I don't know what it's like in christ Church, Keezy,
where you grew up.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I grew up, spent a lot of time in Christich
as well. I think it's more of the in the city. No,
I think it's just cross the road, you just look
and then go. Because what they've done in Auckland is
that's taken away your ability to use common sense and
look and if it's clear go, you can't do that.
You have to push the button even though you know
it's fine. And there's a real bad example of this
the Auckland Domestic Airport, where when you're going into the

(04:54):
pickup bay and there's like a five meter road to
cross where usually everyone's stopped anyway, no one's coming. If
they are coming, they're going ten k and our people
will push the button and wait, even though in three
steps you will be across the road. Pug Stans joined
us because he's fired up.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Guys, Hi, I'm fired up to man.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
What winds me up the most is, and we were
talking about this just off here before is when somebody
presses the button and then decides to make the call
to just go for it anyway, looks both ways and
does the adult thing and crosses the road.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
And still you're stitched up, but this time for nothing.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
You So you're sitting there waiting for a ghost to
cross the road, and then you feel like an idiot.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
You do feel like it because you're following a light
and then they definitely know as well. You can see
that the light's starting to go yellow, and then they
see the car stameing to slow down.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I've lived in Parmiston, North as well. Small town. Nobody's
pressing the button. Road.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Look right, there's a cow coming. Look to the left
as a tractor. I think I can make it. Look
look further up.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Somebody's getting carjacked, So you're just crossing the road.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, so I guess what what what's the road crossing
like where you're from?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Well, I mean I do actually want to know, because
I think it's I've only come across as an aucland
so what is it about about people in Auckland that
just get him behind this kind of road safety? And look, Kik,
can I say that? But what are we doing? What
are we doing? What are we doing? Or do we
do it? Because the other thing they're also doing is

(06:15):
they're putting in sets of lights so that pedestrians can cross,
and those sets of lights cost like a million bucks.
It's really if we lose, if we lose what say,
twenty five people a year, twenty five people you get
run over, isn't that worth it?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I was really on board with this year.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Wanted to get me on here. Three four eight three?
Are you with Pugs and Mogi on this one random question?
Is this vanilla radio? Ba? Any chance?

Speaker 8 (06:44):
Na?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
It was? And then he made it much not vanilla radio?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Three four eight three on the text through in the
drawer for a toy price pack as well as you
two pride in the name of love.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Hold Akee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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Speaker 3 (07:02):
Anybody movingnutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
He's still moving his body.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Man, you got but quick on the old draw there
it is the Beastie Boys body moving on the Hiducky
Big Show, Kezy and Mogi twenty four past four And
it's actually news talk Kodaky right now because Mogi's got
an issue with the city of what I do and
he's fed up with it.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Well, it's not the city of Auckland, but it's certainly
some of the behavior I've seen. This is a segment
that should be called how we Improve New Zealand? Have
you got a sting for that? Pokeson man?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh yeah, how we improve New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Good? And that is when you're driving along the road,
the people you find that there are pedestrians have an
inability to cross the road without pushing the buttons for
those special pedestrian lights that they have. They can't jaywalk safely.
They have to use those lights, whereas in the rest
of the country. It seemed to me that you can

(08:00):
you can be an adult look both ways across the road.
Shouldn't be that hard. So if here's some texts come
through here on three four eight three moga, it's the
same in christ Church. It does my head in We've
taken away the ability is common seen. Yeah, now that's
news talk se b chat right there like this one.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Lots of dickheads in christ Church push the button and
cross in it anyway pisses me off totally.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I'm with Pugs and the other one on this. Yeah
shit yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
So people are fired up about this exact thing, including
Sam from Auckland. I understand this really gets deep inside
your goat as well.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Sam.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
Yeah, how are we boys?

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah? Really good?

Speaker 8 (08:36):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Not bad?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Yeah? So I love on taking a highway right across
the road from the plaza and there's a one hundred
meters get to the didustry and crossing and another one
hundred meters back in the opposite direction to get to
the supermarket. Right, and I mean, yeah, common sense. Right,
I'll walk across six lanes wait in the medium. I
hope I'm not near an intersection. Yeah, But the thing
I wonder is what do you do when you've got
a kid in a pram. I'm happy to walk across

(08:59):
the highway, but I feel like I'm going to get
some dirty.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Looks, so we need exceptions. Yeah, I think there are
some exceptions there, sam Wise, and one of them is
if you've got kids, you're probably going to have to
go for one hundred meter walk. Sorry brother, Right, but okay.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
Here's the other grind. When I get the grind, when
I get to the intersection, if there's no cars and
I press it, it'll take about three minutes. But I'll
just sit there and look like a buddy idiot for
three minutes with a pram. Yeah, I could easily make
I could easily make it to the island and the level.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
But yeah, I don't think especially if you've got kids. Man,
it doesn't matter if you look like an idiot for
three minutes.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I mean, I'll hold you, I'll stop you there. If
there's no traffic, I would I would just go. You go.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, Well, because it does it you're not going to
you can't get every time, but you know, yeah, you
can't get run over by cars that don't exist.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I think there are I think there are keys at keys.
There are some exceptions, and that would be kids would
be one the elderly, Yeah, elderly of course. Another if
you're in like and well chair or only an electric
wheelchair I mean sorry, only a manual, right, you know,
only a human and armpowered barstard, you know what I mean?

(10:10):
Takes that's that's difficult and wouldn't be as slow. But
if you got an electric one, you should just be
jaywalking as well, right, who else? That's it? That's literally
anyone else. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
What if you've got a dog walking a dog?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, yeah, okay, I'm just I'm just playing Devil's advocate here.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
There's a couple of good points that have been raised
on the text machine here, and they use a phrase
that I've always loved this one here on three for three. Absolutely,
it's just natural selection. Get rid of the stupid or
the slow. Can't cross the road.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
But you realize that would be wid j would be
gone pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Smart.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Oh this one here, strip the lights and just let
natural selection rule for a few years. We could probably
do with a weeth then. Now, yeah, be chair. This
is this one here, we don't really need.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
When Keezy crosses the road, his nose gets to the
other side four meters before he It's so true that
don't say that's so true. You've got a nose double
the size of mind.

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Pugstan was in my seat.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
However, it is something that has sort of stuck with
the Hurducky Big Show for months now. We are revisiting
Hoidy J. Wipegate, the reason why he is called old
two stroke. Coming up after five o'clock.

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Speaker 4 (14:48):
It is the Hurdarcky Big Show right with Kezy and Mogi.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Hoidy J still on his holiday, he'll be back on Monday.
It is three minutes past five Thursday, the seventeenth of October,
and do not forget The Big Show is brought to
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Speaker 4 (15:09):
Am I right? Yeah? Yeah, hey, keyessy. Earlier on in
the show we were discussing went we the issue that
I've sort of noticed up in Auckland where people don't
know how to cross the road, yeah, without the help
of traffic lights. Whereas in pretty much every other city
except it turns out and Nelson and christ Church apparently

(15:31):
people have the same problem. But everywhere else in the
country people will just look both ways and cross the road.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
In Auckland you have to push the button, regardless of
how empty the street is.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
And wait for three minutes and then cross the road
and you know, sort of get in the way of
everybody else. We had a text through here on three
four it three hey fowlers completely agree. Being a professional
Auckland jay walk of my whole life and it's embarrassing
being with my mates who couldn't cross the road to
save their lives. Yeah see.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
And then you've got old Mogi honing up and his
Tessantita supercarcrossing the road.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, doing like.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Ten thousand revs, you know, redlining it and then has
to stop so you can walk across, even though you
could have got you know, there've.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Already done it exactly, which is not I'm not, I'm not.
It's not ruining my life. But it's an interesting observation.
I thought that it only seems to happen in so
it's it's horrendous how bad it is in Auckland. Yeah,
what are your opinions?

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Oh yeah, tell you what they looking good? Is at
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They are, man, we're not allowed to take them home,
but there are some good stuff in there, bloody good stuff.
Is this? Is this rage.

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Speaker 3 (16:55):
Kissy that have ever Last They're fitting minutes past five
on The Hiducky Big Show, Keys and Moggie with You
And while Horty j is currently on holiday, we thought
now might be a good time to revisit something that
actually happened on the Big Show while I was away.
This happened in November of last year, so it's been
almost a year and I feel like it's something that

(17:15):
to this day has almost haunted Hoidy J.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
We should actually note this down in our calendar and
we should celebrate it annually like White Tonguey Day. We
should actually because it's huge. It's one of the greatest
revelations that I've ever been around for involved in. When
this discovery was made, I think the world stopped turning
on its axis.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I felt it over in Europe. It's on my honeymoon
at the time. We are, of course talking about wipegate.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
You wipe a couple of times, then you have a
geeze at it to see how clean you're getting, and
then once you come back and there's nothing to see,
then you know you're done and you chuck it in
the toilet. Hoidy J. Taught me through how you feel
about what I do.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Kind of animal are you.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
That has just scussing?

Speaker 6 (18:02):
It's two wipes for me, one clearing most of the refuse, yes.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
The second finishing.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
It off, and I, for the life of me, I've
been doing this for forty three years, wow, maybe forty two. Sure,
I'm not a skidder, so I know my process works.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
But the idea that you wipe and then go gire's
a geeze at that there are pegs. There are occasions
where I might have to wipe seven or eight times.
It's certainly not every single time requires exactly two wipes.
There is one hundred percent. So you're telling me you

(18:49):
wipe twice, and at no stage do you ever look
at the toilet paper and you just drop it and
pull your pants up in your off? Is that right?

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Occasionally I might go a third, right if I don't
feel sufficiently clean.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
However, generally too.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Having said that, even if you go three, you still
never check the toilet paper and just drop it into
the into the water.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
There is no way. I've never heard of, no way,
I've never heard.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
It's wrong with you, guys. I mean, I just I
can't think of I mean, I might have a.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Brief glan. No, no, you said you never did, and
now you're changing your story.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
I don't believe it, or I might as I'm about
to flush the toilet view.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Why oh, let's check that out.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Why wouldn't you.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
Why how do you know that it's it's it's as
you say, a three or a two or possibly requiring
a four.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
But I feel, in the nature of what I'm at
the streets right.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Our boss is going to have our asses for this.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm telling your you.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Better not touch yours it might be.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
So from that point I went old Hoidy. J was
known as two stroke Hoyt and for four. I love
how he said forty three year I know forty two,
like he's been wiping his own ass since he was
two years old.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, And what was funny about that was, you know,
we were actually talking about something else, and that revelation
was made along the way, So we had to redirect
the entire show to focus on this. And then as
the show progressed, Jace realized that he was the only
person in the world that does it the way that
he does it, and he gradually started changing his story. Oh,
I know three whites and no I do look and

(20:36):
I did say three and yeah, I mean I still
do that. It's one of the greatest gifts that God
has ever given me to be there to find out
what people's personal habits are and just that you're on
a completely different page.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Well, I think the thing for him is like his
natural thing is to walk it back and try to
come across as no, no, I'm not a weirdo.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
The thing for him is that the entirety of New
Zealand and people listening overseas as well, know that he
does not wipe his ass properly.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Exactly right. And he also goes up the gats. He
doesn't go round the side, he goes he stepped out
the vale legs and he goes straight up the gats.
That is yeah, that is disgusting. That is outrageous. Oh
that's right. Here's the Rolling Stars.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
It is the Rolling Stones on the Hidarky Big Show
twenty three minutes past five this Thursday afternoon with Kezy
and mookis just to give.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
A little bit of an update on the first Test
New Zealand versus India. Saudi has just taken a wicket
and India now sitting at nine runs for the loss
of one wicket. King Coley just stepping up to the crease.
Bloody exciting stuff. You know what us is exciting man
getting married.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Ah, making a lifelong commitment.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yeah, you know, spinning tens and tens and tens of dollars.
I don't know. It's on the wedding I mean.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Ah, we even still BYO is what yours? No, we shouted,
We did b yo food, bring a plate, food and.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Drinks, and table and cheer if you like, if you
want to sit down, you got to bring your own
bring a camp cheer.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah exactly. It was pretty cool man, that's really nice. Yeah,
you would have saved heaps.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Yeah, well I hadn't go. We were over in.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Europe for it, right now, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
It was good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Hey, Diamonds on Richmond, by the way, they have actually
got a ten thousand dollars diamond engagement ring. Well did
they want to give away to one lucky backbone who's
thinking of dropping a knee and proposing? You also get
the assistance of us here at the big show to
actually pull off valued.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
One hundred thousand dollars the ring, no ass us? Yeah? Yeah,
so that's a hug. That's one hundred and ten thousand.
I'm not doing that for free, Like, why would I
get involved? Do you know what I mean? So you
want one hundred thousand dollars one hundred thousand dollars. So
what you're saying, I was thinking that would be split
between three of us, but I'll take it. Well, no, yeah,
it should be split between the four of us. Oh,

(23:10):
you can split your third worth picks. You can go
fifty to fifty on that third. I'm not splitting MyD
with them.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Nah, neither HOODI nah. Hey, but hey butt, if you
want to win this thing, you gotta hodaki dot co,
dott and Z. You get yourself in the drawer there,
and you actually have to tell us how you'd like
to propose and how you'd weave us into it.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
He can, I just say, make a little bit of
an effort with this, because if you make a little
bit of an effort, you've got more of a chance
of winning. This is not so much a pull a
name out of a hat. We actually want to be
able to positively affect the relationship with somebody out there
by having this ring.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
It would be great if it was a great story exactly. So,
I've got two entries I want to read today. All right,
here's the first one. Okay, it's from anonymous. As we
stroll hand in hand through the serene beauty of Kooki
Kuda Park. The vibrant colors of the flowers and the
gentle rustling of the leaves set the perfect backdrop for
what I'm about to do. We reach Poets Bridge, It's

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elegant red archers reflecting in the tranquil waters below. My
heart races as I turned to her, taking a deep
breath with a small smile, I'd bend the knee, feeling
the coolness of the bridge beneath me. I've loved you
more with each passing day. I begin, my voice trembling
with emotion. Will you do me the honor of spinning
the rest of your life with me? As I hold

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out the ring, the world seems to pause waiting for
your answer. With tears of joy in their eyes. The
team at Radiohodaki smile and say yes a thousand times yes,
and then we all get steamed in punch darts.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Oh that was actually really nice, wasn't it. That was good?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
So that was one's the idea of there? Then who's
getting the ring? I think that was just us giving
him the ring? Oh, we give him the right and
he wants here's a great Introy.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
That's certainly got my vote. We start in the.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Romance capital of Altior, Eastgate, Moorland, Lindwood. Since I'm already
boken for I wait for the most out of my
league Hotty to make away. Wait for the most out
of my league Hotty to make a way out of
the vape.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Shop and drop a knee.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Once I inevitably get the bad news, the Fiellas and
I stroll across the car park to cash converters and
pouring off that bad boy for nine hundred dollars and
a sick pair of boxed six by nine speakers. We
then take a scenic line scooter trip down Hereford Street
into town and slap the remainder on Queen of the
Nile at the casino and go home as millionaires.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
That's what have the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
It is screen down the hid Hockey Big Show with
Kezy and Mogi. No Houghdy J today, And I've basically
capitalized on the fact Moogi that there is no Hoidy
J today by bringing in the winner of my favorite
television show. It is a show that I've been on
about for a few weeks now, and every time I
mention it, people text through saying Keezy, we shut up
about celebrity trees or island.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Now I will not.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
In fact, I'll bring the wing the winner of slibrities
Roland through JP Folliaki actor singer. Yes, multi talented person
and a bloke who's done about one hundred radio interviews
today after not going a bit until about what three
or four am last night?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Okay, just explicitly, everyone good to be on the suite.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Are you trying to run some sort of set up
where you know, deceiving everyone.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Or no, no, no, just di didn't really get asked,
but I don't know. For some reason, I shared that
private information with you, and no everyone knows.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
But you know it's good because that's what our stations
all about.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, it's resilience, really.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Instantly ingratiating yourself to all the backbones listening right now,
going hey, I like this guy because he's running on fumes.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
And you were out on the Hammer last night with
sort of the who's who of celebrity treasure, and I
understand you're with Millan Beard was.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
With Millan Suzanne Paul I was there, Gabi Solomon, No,
I mean.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
To Susan's a psycho on the hamm Ray.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I love Susan. She she loves her drink. She loves
her Yeah, I love to have a drink. What there too?
She's good fun.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Well, I must admit when I saw it because Susan Paul.
With every season they get a big name that's synonymous
with pretty much everyone right, and Susan Paul is one
of those people. She was hilarious for the first few episodes,
like and seeing her even trying to do these crazy
challenges instead of just like offering perfume on the telly
hugely entertaining.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Was she a nice person behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, she was a beautiful person, and I think with
her being on the show, it was just it just
goes to show like it doesn't matter what your ages
if you've got it and you've got that X factor
and you can make good television and people know your
name at the end of the day, she continues to
reinvent herself. We got super close and really tight throughout
the filming, so I loved sharing that experience with This.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Must be pretty good for you man. Essentially, you know
somebody treasure Island is like sort of Miss and Mister
New Zealand. It's a popularity contest and you've proven yourself
to be the greatest New Zealander in the entire country.
They must feel pretty good. You know, you got you
to get a crown. I'm assuming there's some sort of
prize involved, but you should get free drinks for the

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rest of the year, or there should be something attached.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Hey, So I went to a club last night. We
had a few drinks for it and someone, the owner,
came and gave me a bottle of champagne and I was,
that is crazy because I always get kicked out of
here and I was like, next weekend, probably back to
normal business. Kicked me out and I told him, I go.
You know your bouncer has always kicked me up. I
appreciate the love.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Know how the tables have turned so people that wouldn't
have watched this last night.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
It was quite interesting because it was the final three.
It was u JP.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It was also James Rolliston, who's well known for playing
the main the main character in Boy from Taigaway TT.
Then he had a horrible car crash in twenty sixteen.
His rehabilitation story is really interesting to follow.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
He still gets more work than me as an actor.
I don't know about you, brother, but I know I
know it's right.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
So he can still remember lines and do all that
stuff because he was still a gunt like doing all
the puzzles and all the athletic stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
And then it was Christian color and.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
So I was like, okay, the pie Kakaiki Express, the
dude from Boy and JP, and I was like, Okay,
this is going to be good, because you know it's like, oh,
who's going to be the best at parts?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
They get to the climax, they figure out all the puzzles,
they figured out the spot where they have to start digging,
and then you guys dug for how long?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Three hours? Apparently I saw on an article today, three hours.
That's what I said. That's what I said.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I would have quit.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well, and well, I kind of got to that point,
I think, and at certain times you could see people
starting to give up. You know, we're there for charity,
and you just had to keep that at the forefront
of your mind.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Well, that's the same because you were out in the
bush for what eighteen days or something straight yep, and
so it's the final day you got to do it.
But every other season of Celebrities of Island, once they
get to the spot where the treasurers, they find it
in like half an hour or lest.

Speaker 7 (29:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, And so it was you guys all arriving there,
all digging, and then all of a sudden the shots
changed and it was nighttime.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Apparently apparently they were like close to calling it and
having us to.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Come back the next which I think they did last
year as well. Really yeah, yeah, yeah, they had you
come back yeah, which I don't know if that's common knowledge,
but yeah, apparently so because it was just taking struggling
with those puzzles. How hard are the puzzles? Man?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Oh hard? I mean we had to do ultiple things
like puzzles, edition things like that that I wasn't really
stronger at school, so I was like, you guys, go
do that. I think that's my alliance up there. They'll
look after me.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, well, we're got to go to We've got to
go to a song when we come back. I want
to know how it feels to smoke one of the
greatest all blacks of all time.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
There's Chemical Brothers, the Hierarchy, Big show podcast.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
There is the Chemical Brothers on the Hidocky Big Show,
Kezy and Mogi, and also celebrity trees are Island winner
JP Fullyaki who after three hours of digging alongside James
Roliston actor and also Christian Cullen. You finally found the
treasure chest. You've got your one hundred thousand dollars which
went to your charity. I hate to sound like Brillian Lance,
but just remind us again what your charity is, Japen.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, my charity is the Child Fund. They have an
initiative called the Water On and they provide clean drinking
water two kids out in the Pacific, right, Yeah, And
I was just so happy to be able to represent
them and of course come away with the one hundred
K and then the ten care one in the charity
challenges through them, because man, it's crazy that in twenty
twenty four there's kids out there that don't even have

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the basic necessities of life, things that we take for granted.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
One hundred and ten K will make a messive difference
to them if you had a chance to talk to them.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah. When I first won that five K, caught up
with them for a chat and they said that that
would help twenty one families holy with a oh wow, yeah,
with like a I forgot the name of theifire or something, yeah,
something similar to the and that last will ten years
and that will help twenty one family?

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Wow? What five K? Four hundred and fifty totally out
of the one hundred.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yes, so many different things that that one hundred and
ten k is going to go towards.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, and I'm just happy that did you text tangible?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Did you text it?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Can I text? I don't think I could texted time.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I think I text it JP you had to spend
And so this is because we had Courtney Dawson on
Oh Yeah last season, Who's awesome, and because she was
talking about how she snuck a vapor by putting it
under her hat and then challenge when she was on
the wall with a vape under her hat and lost,
but she didn't care because she'd snuck in a vape.

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And so we got a bit of insight into how
things actually work. But people might not know this. You
are genuinely out in that shack on the beach for
like eighteen days if you go the distance, aren't You're
out in the in the wild essentially.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, for real sleeping in those hammer cut potato sack
looking things. Yeah, no food besides the food you win
in the challenges. Beans. For real coffee, you have to
win it because that's in the challenge.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
It would be my downfall if I was on and
I had to try and do math and I hadn't
had it, we hadn't won any coffee yet, I would
just be out straight away.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Bro, he has instant coffee, he doesn't need it.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
A celebrity island or rehab.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah, it would be like that. And for me it
would be that it would be the rice and beans
because there's no way to make that delicious and I
hate beans. Yeah, it would be thought.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Oh, there might be like a natural tea store. Nah,
it's just street teats like nothing. So when we won
like salt and tomato sauce, we got far that meat,
all the difference.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
And one bloke I thought came across really well as
Duncan Ghana.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
I wasn't a huge Duncan Ghana fan.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
After watching I saw him out in the foyer of
Injured Me here the other day and I went to
waiver at him and I was like, wait, I don't
know Dunk and Gunna.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, he came across excellent. He seemed like a good dude.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Nah, he was a really good dude, and he loves
his cause, and he spoke so highly of them, and
he had his own purpose of being there as well,
obviously in addition to his charity, Like he really wanted
to make his kids proud. And that was cool just
to connect with him on a normal, on a like
human to human level, because otherwise, I mean, in our
everyday lives, I wouldn't cross paths with him.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, absolutely, And in terms of playing the actual game itself, right,
because you can be like white Onngki Corpu who I
used to work with, who is just like Adonis and
a man.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
He reckons.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
He doesn't work out and yet he's had like a
ten pack since he was twelve.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
You see that dude, He's just like hell. Have was like,
I think they had a McDonald's challenge. He didn't even
want to eat the McDonald now would right, He gave
us McDonald's away. He would like have his own ritual
before he go sleep. And I was like, man, I like, honestly,
when I get to your age, I need to lock
the same like how you have for he and I'm like,
what's your secret? And he times, you know, eats clean,

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works out and I'm like, oh, you know, I think
I forget it's.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Not worth it then, but he was because why don't you?
Obviously is a talented blow He played you know, two
hundred place games in the NRL, and he came out
and straight up dominated for so long. Every challenge got
smoked by Millan, Yes, and then Milan Beard took him out.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Who mates with Mike as well?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Millan took him out And I think I went up
against him in this random mess grabbing tool thing that
we had to do on a Captain's coup, and I
think it just goes to show that each other game. Yes,
like being an athlete can help a lot in certain challenges,
but then there's that random as ones that you know,
it comes down to skill in another area, that's right,
the fun.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Of it, and and also how much of it has
been good at the challenges and how much is it
just being everyone's mate?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Ah, yeah, you have to I would have to say
you have to be reasonably good at just having a
chat with people and getting to know them on a
personal level, because at the end of the day, people
don't like you. They'll they want you up the game.
You go, you're good or not, that's right.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, Solex straightaway I was like Tarmardi coffee, I when
I'm going he's a pain in the ass, and then.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Shout out to you, I still love you, Maroon.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I was at I was at the premiere of the
first of the screening at the movie theater. You guys
were there as well, and when Tarmidi did the cheating thing,
he went to the bathroom for ten minutes because he
couldn't watch himself cheating in front of everyone.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
So I was like, yes, this is drama.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
The man maintains this defense.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Yeah exactly, and we need to respect.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
That, and you need to respect that like you said,
he said what he said?

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Well, look, JP FULLYARKI winner of Cebushu Island and also
winner of one hundred and ten thousand dollars which is
going to such a great cause.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Thanks for coming on, Hodaki man.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
And if you want to see JP, you make sure
you check out Red, White and Brass the movie. I
haven't seen it, but it's my mum's favorite movie. And
I'm going to Sydney on Saturday and She's like, you
have to watch it on the plane.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
If it's on there, it's on the plane, and then
you fall asleep in the.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Probably. But thanks for coming in man.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kesey the Dudes.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Bliss on The Hurdarky Big Show. It is almost six
o'clock with Old Keesy and Mogi and coming up after
six you want to discuss an amorous couple?

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Well, I want to discuss something in the news that
has come through and it's probably one of the more
embarrassing things that could happen to you. And it does
seemingly involve a couple and not only are they amorous,
but they're doing it publicly. Wow.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Hot.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Also, you got what's on the TV with Old Mogi. Yeah, huge,
huge Moggia are coming up. Plus how you could want
a trip down to the beautiful hawk of Ticker to
go to the Wild Food Festival with the Big Show
that's coming up after sex of Stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
The Hdarking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
It is The Hurdarky Big Show with Hoidy J, Mike,
and Kezy, except for Hooty J is still on holiday.
He comes back on Monday. In the meantime, Keezy and
Mogi are here. Don't forget. The Big Show is brought
to you by Tuey and their Year Right campaign. The
billboards are officially backs. Keep an eye out, and if
you can't with any good ideas for one, tixt it
on through to three four eight three. For example, this one,

(37:06):
Keezy's mustache looks awesome.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeh right, yeah see that. I don't like that. I
don't get it.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I don't get it when you get it, because yeah,
it does look awesome.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Hey bo, yeah right, do you actually like it?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Like what?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
I don't have an opinion on your mustache at all.
I have one on yours? Yeah good, I like it? Yeah?
Rules sweet?

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
The podcast the outro is bonus content we do every
single day, and also at seven thirty pm we release
a highlights package of the entire show for the day.
But here's a clip of today's one, which featured myself, mog.
You know pugs aren't discussing gym losers due at my
local gym then, yeah, yeah, I've been thinking for a
while that I might have to knock him out at
some stage, and he was.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Like thirty something with a beard. Yeah, what the why
are you worried about that? So what about those you said,
If you are one of those guys and what, then
go thank yourself.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
It was us discussing those guys at the gym that
walk around, you know, pretending they're massively and usually they
are buff are in good nick but they walk around
like God's gift, you know, they're looking at themselves in
the mirror of the shadow boxing.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, I hate those guys. Monster came out on the podcast,
so they all kezy? Was gat of theirs? Jealousy? Yeah, envy.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Hey, if they were great guys, I probably would be envious,
but I'd love to be in the shape you're in.
But because they are all usually pricks.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
I'm not jealous at all. So yeah, I'm not jealous
of these pricks.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Coming up next, breaking News Mogi with a tale of
two people getting down and dirty getting into it, and
then of course what's on the TV with Old Mogi.
After that, it's System of a Down aerials on the
Huducky Big Show of.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
The Hurchy b Show podcast, Guns and Roses. Don't you
cry to night?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
It is the Huducky Big Show with Keezy and Mogi
and we have got some.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Is breaking news.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
There was a horrible soge to redo that and we've
got breaking news.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
This is breaking news. Did this happened over in Victoria?
Potentially even Melbourne? Yes, Melbourne. There was a flood in
between two Melbourne train stations that completely shut down the
system for hours and affected people traveling home from an

(39:27):
Olivia Rodrigo concert. Devastated average oh wow. Initially as Victorian
Transport Infrastructure Minister Danny Pearson said it was believed to
be an act of vandalism I know which can happen.
The review of CCTV proved otherwise. He said. It would

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appear that an amorous couple in a stairwell dislodged the
sprinkler and damaged a water pipe, leading to the flooding
which then broke down the train system and incredibly, amazingly
and what will be an absolute joy for the couple involved.
There is a photo that accompanies this article and it

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is a very very clear who the images of who
they are. The couple dislads a sprinkler and a steelwell
and they are asking for people to get in touch
and let us know who this couple is.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Do you have a photo there that I can just
I know this isn't any help for people listening, but
I wouldn't mind seeing the couple.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
You want to see them? Oh wow, Oh that is
very clear photo. Looks like Zaye Mellick.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah he does actually on rip. No, that's the other guy, okay,
Liam Payne and.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, so as he as here extensive flooding. Metro will
be investigating these METASPHUREA and police are investigating as well.
Perhaps the steelwell may not be an appropriate place to
find yourself in after dinner.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
I disagree far out, it's amazing that it flooded the train.
Check like how much water is and how do you
reach a sprinkler whilst getting amorous?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Well, where's a sprinkler on the and then there's also
a water pipe as well, so it sounds like it's
more of a water pipe. So they've blown so blown
a pipe when he was laying pipe and it just
dump water everywhere over the joint far Yeah, so yeah,
that's good stuff. Where's the most public place that you've
made love Keezy in the studio here.

Speaker 11 (41:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, when I was doing the Night Show.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
An act of self love. Yeah, my wife wasn't into it.
In fact, she was horrified when she found out about it.
But I had a good time.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
You can google that actually and just on your incognito
window and you'll just put a keasy Night Show backbone.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, because there's a footage of it. There's footage of it. Ah,
that's good stuff. Hey, up next, What's on Telly.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey
Darve Punk around the World on the Darky Big Show
with Kezy and Moggi and also pugs Son.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
It's time for this.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Yeah, yeah, dissonant good.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
I watched Seinfeld last night. I was so good. I
feel like I can talk to you guys about hat
so old George stands are there. He's proposed to Susan
a form of flame and in this episode and something,
he's getting married and Elaine is sort of lamenting the

(42:50):
fact that she's got no female friends. So Jerry suggests
that she asked Susan, George's fiance, and George's fuming about this.
But because worlds.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Collide exactly, that's classic lighting. So this season is just
as pretty much every single episode is a classic which
seasonson seven seven. So this is the last one Larry
David does because that's the one where Jerry agrees that
he's going to marry his missus.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
There is an episode in the season where he does
do that, and then and then George is likes, fine,
I want to marry suits sitting at they're sitting at
the cafe. He goes George's Jesse goes, what are we
doing here? Are we mean? Is this what life is?
Is going to complain and then so that convinces George
that he should propose, and then Jerry sort of backs.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Up and he actually it's not for me, and then
George is all of a sudden, yeah, so good, so great,
It is good. I watched them shoes roll the last up.
We've already talked enough about that. And if you missed
our interview with JP who won it? Listen to the
podcast which comes out at seven thirty. Pugs Aren't Hello,
What did you watch? I watched peep Show last night?

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Yeah, boy, get in you run season two now and
it's the season I want to say, about six or seven,
and this is the episode where Mark makes a new
friend at work and then he hangs out with him
more and more and starts to starts to realize maybe
he's not the kind of person he should be hanging
out with because he's incredibly racist. So he ends up

(44:14):
at a World War Two re enactment with this guy,
and this guy's just getting a little bit too far
into it.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
And then on the German side, are we are we
still acting right now? Is this what's happening? And then
he just launchers into racist tirades.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
And then Mark goes home to Jeremy and he's like, now,
if I was to say incredibly racist comment, would that be.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Would that be not on? And Y's like, yeah, that'd
be racist. That's a great I love the show. Mark
cracks me up so much. Man.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
It's just on YouTube. The show, like you can just
watch the whole thing hates him. It's just on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
I'm pretty sure it's just on Prime. Was it on Prime? Thought? Prime?
But not all the seasons are on Prime. The earliest
seasons I've found on YouTube, right, Okay, it's brilliant. If
you don't.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
So.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
It's a UK show where David Mitchell, who is one
of my favorite UK comics. He is on What I
Like to You. He's one of the team captains and
he was absolutely brilliant. He plays Mark, who is the
awkward guy.

Speaker 7 (45:01):
I've never seen another person that looks or resembles this
guy in anyway.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yeah, absolutely check it out. Worth watching Old Peep Show, Oh,
Tom Petty.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
And Kisy Queen's of the Stone Age on the Hidarcky
Big Show with Keesy Murgi and also Pugsn. And we've
brought pugs in to discuss the fact that we are
going down to the beautiful hook A Dicker region in
March of next year and joining the Wild Foods Festival.
This is not something I've ever done before. All four
of us are flying down there, will be staying, I believe,

(45:34):
we'll be doing a live show of some sort, and
we're also going to take a couple of winners down
who will get flights and accommodation as well. Pugsn, you
strike me as a man who is very adventurous in
all areas of life.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
With your you.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Know, your sexual deviance, the fact that you love only
strictly threesomes. You know, you're a big foot guy, that
sort of stuff, which makes me think that's the way
you brought me in him. It makes me think that
in terms of you're eating, you'd be pretty out there
as well.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Or you're a meat and too veach sort of guy. Ah. No,
I yeah, you love meat and too ve I love.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
A meat and too vig. I'm very partial to a
meet and too vag But no I am two meet
and four bag. Just whatever's going, whatever, come and bring
it over. No, I've had my moments. I am a
fan of spicy stuff, trying spicy stuff. Not to say
that my tolerance is high, but I just enjoy it.
You've seen me when I've had really spicy stuff. I
think the most interesting I've probably even eate. An interesting

(46:29):
thing I've ever eaten is crocodile. Oh I've tried some
crocodile any good? Yes, I found it to be similar
in taste to check and maybe a little more strings, yeah,
a little more string inconsistency.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
It's probably you fine, It was fine.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I was just like, why do I need to eat
an you you know it's such a big majestic bird.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Why do I have to eat that majestic?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Well, it's actually not the horrible and flow and that's
so ugly and aggressive.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Does that mean they deserve to die and be eaten?

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Though?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Keesy does anything? That's right? You know what I'm saying,
Go down there and go down there to the wild
foodst We'll set up to stand and saying, you know,
free the meat man. No, but I'm excited. I'm excited
to try some exotic meats and like that. You know
how this is a backbone festival. Yeah, because you can

(47:18):
go on the website here Wildfoods dot co, dot zed
and merch How much for a black T shirt? Pugs on?
I want to say, is it a plain black T shirt? Yeah,
big big logo on it.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
I mean merch these day is pretty expensive maybe like
it should be like thirty bucks.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Twenty five bucks black single like twenty bucks. See that's
what I'm talking about. A cup one dollar? Is it
making it five dollars? This is they don't know what
you should be charging for the stuff. I'm going to
be buying up large for Christmas, I tell you what.
Or you can jump on the website and fill your
boots there bucket at twenty bung. It is cheap as

(47:54):
chips down there.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Man, your wife's with the Wild Food Festival cup.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
I'm coming back with a who Who grab plush toy
for my daughter. That's what I'm talking about. Have you
been who Who grabbed? Mike?

Speaker 8 (48:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Actually is at a camp school? Yeah right, because I
don't like it when something there do you know you
sort of bite down.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
The embtment because like, yeah, I hate that bro people
And you know a lot.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Of Asian countries like Cambodia, where I'm going for New Years,
they eat bugs as part of their diet. Yeah yeah,
but every time I've seen someone eat one, it's like
they talk about the thoor x exploding in your mouth,
which I'm sure you're in two bucks.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Can I just say, Can I just say we're gonna
have to park this. I am excited to go. It
is my birthday while we're there, just by the way. Yeah, yes,
there's gonna be a wacky wow weekend with.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
The look super early, but tickets are on sale now
Wildfoods dot co dot z go grab them while youre
grabbing your bucket hat. And also if you would like
to join us and hitting down with free flights and accommodation.
You and a mate hit to hold you dot Co
dot in Zig theod.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
A Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy
And so.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
They wraps up the Big Show for Thursday, the seventeenth
of October with Kezy and Mogi. One more show Mogan
than old Hoidy jail be back from his holiday. Yeah,
what's your plans for the evening?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
I'm not too sure actually going to go home. I'll
do some exciting stuff like clear emails, hang out with
the Farno for a bit. So, I don't know. It's
a lovely evening. It is a lovely h I don't
know if we'll come up with something.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I'd love to sit on a deck and have a
beer and eat dinner out there.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
I don't have one.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
You haven't got a deck now, so I might just
sit inside and have out the window, look out the
window and just have some leftover burrito mins for dinner.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Why don't you put a blanket out and have a picnick?
You a big guy, what do you yogi beer? I
don't do you like picnicks.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
To be honest, they're a bit of edmund. I like
a picnic, sorry, a picnic basket. I love a picnic
when you've actually just got like a sandwich. Yeah sure,
not when you're like getting there and then you're building
your food.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Just give me a sami or a saucy rolls. Been
campaigning for a picnics as long as we've been together,
and it just holds. No. Actually, I think I've had one.
You had one picnic.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
We had one really nice picnic, you know, north Head
where the war the gun placements are right up in
here in Auckland, overlooking the whole city in the water.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Had pizza.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Oh yeah, set it up, set it up, sat down,
blowing an absolute gaye got.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Sandham a pizza.

Speaker 11 (50:33):
Oh my last picnic? Yeah, thank you mate, thanks man,
sorry man. Yeah, so that's my picnic story. Hey, thanks
for joining us this evening. It's been bloody great. How
good is it to be honest?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
So we'll see you again tomorrow at four pm.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Do not forget.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
We've got the The Hducky Big Show podcast highlights the
show out at seven thirty. We've got the outro which
is bonus content and Pugsan is throwing together a video
of yesterday's outro, which is up on YouTube now. Just
sitch for Radio Hodaki, have your sales a good evening.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Get it in yeah

Speaker 3 (51:09):
M hm