September 30, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's show, Jase is looking for cashies, Mike's school holidays are going swimmingly and Keyzie has bad news for Jase.
(00:00) Intro: What the hell should we talk about?
(05:05) Jase's big competition idea
(09:34) Mogey's School Holiday Debacle
(14:00) TV TIME!
(21:33) Intro: The thief becomes the thieved
(22:41) HEART-BREAKING NEWS
(27:10) Jase wants a favour
(30:48) MOGEY'S BONE TO PICK
(35:17) Cashie-J
(39:18) Intro: The Wagon
(41:53) What's On The Dinner?
(46:06) Chasing Foxy!
(49:22) The Salmon Job
(52:44) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hob a keep Big shirt show shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome this big.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Big show, really big.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Jason Heights, make minogue and I'll get a your mad
Barsid's great to have your company on this glorious Tuesday afternoon.
It is the thirtieth of September twenty twenty five, and you,
my friends, as always listening to the big Show brought to.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You by Reburger, beef checking vegan and vegetarian options to
Reburger of redefining the.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Norm scrumptedly obtious. Yeah, man, kid it. Maggie Estallion, how's
life get.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Your mad dog? You're six onder the big I'm pretty
grouse man. I got to say, I think I think
spring of spring. It certainly has an Auckland. It feels
right now. Yes, I think we're done with having the
return to the cold snaps. I hope buying lunch, I
hope so I think I can put my second Duvey away.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Well. I was saying to Keysy actually as we were
walking in today that I nearly wore my boat shirt today, oh,
which is a sign that it's sort of spring slash summer.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
And you and your lemon shirt, your.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Lemon sh yeah, that's coming out.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
And you're about your boat shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
No, I've never run boat shoes.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
How do you guys feeling Because we get into this, well,
we end up having a proper chat about it. But
what do What should men be wearing in summer is
a real issue because you find men walking around wearing
shoes with socks halfway up their carf muscles. They look ridiculous.
And then I saw a bloke the other day who's
wearing shorts that had a belt on the shorts. I
don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I feel personally attacked right now.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Oh do you do that? That was exactly what I
was wearing in Europe, right, Yeah, Yeah, I think it's weird.
But I feel like that's not just you Keezy, it's
every every male. We don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, I think in summer you should Dudes should have
some sort of loose footwear like Jandles or Burkie's.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
My favorite or something. Yeah, and then just your standing
casual shorts. Yeah, but then you need sometimes you need
a covered shoe.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, you're right, you know, I'll get into that.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I'm running, I'm running these great slip ons.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What are they called again, Keezy Jason, some brand new
slip on sketches yesterday sketches.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh no, seriously, the most comfortable shoe I've ever worn
in my life.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And now you're still in your thirties. It's like a
shoe for the elderly.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's not though they're pretty cool. They're not. They're not,
but you know they're body can't. I wore them in
Vietnam and it was they were fantastic, fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Loves her sketches, by the way, it's like, seriously she does.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, that jacket, you've brought it back, Keezy. The pink
jacket looks really good man.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Thanks y, it's faded red. Good to be here on Tuesday. God,
spring and sprung and right shoes? Should I wear all that?
All coming up on the beach?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Well, yeah, it's funny, isn't it, Because we've got we've
got a bit going on, but I don't really know
what to talk about because now we have it. We've
done the Fiji competition. That's gone.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, I love got an idea for that.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh okay, yeah, all right, that's happening on the Big
Show with old Mogi.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Well, Now that the Fiji competition is over, Jason has
got an exciting new idea for the next competition. Yep,
so we're going to be talking about that, so stick around.
Also the terrible news at Keith Irban and Nicole Kidman
have broken up after nineteen years of marriage. We talk
about our opportunities here, Fellers. Opportunity comes, aki know only
so many times in a man's life, so we need
(03:23):
to talk about this. And he's a hot too, yeah,
Keith devan Man, he is out the gate. They look
very similar, to be honest. And then we'll babylon about
some other rubbish as well, So stick around.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
In the meantime, he's raised against the machine.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Filter there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show, This beautiful
Tuesday afternoon. Now, Fellers, of course we had our Big
Fiji and winner or not fi G and our Big
Fiji competition winner. You say, what are your mates as
it turned out? Mogi, Yeah that's all.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Right, Richard, Yeah, old Nolesy there he's an absolute backbone of
a human being. So bloody hell, I'm looking forward to getting.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Over there, and I have to reiterate that this is
one hundred percent of coincidence.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
It is and it was not nominated by us at all.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Well, I'll put it to you this way. No offense
to Nosey, but if I was going to have one
of my mates win that competition, it wouldn't have been him. Yeah,
I would have found somebody else. Yeah, but as it happens,
it's him. I'm soaked with it.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, it's great stuff. Now listen, I'm I'm really aware
of the fact that that leaves a massive void in
the show. And so I thought, you know what the
Big Show needs now is another really exciting competition for
the punters. It's going to be a paraff you know
what I mean as we head into spring, and I've
come up with this great idea which I think, yes.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, just for you to say the idea because obviously
we've done stuff like we've sent people to a state
of origin before. Yes, come, you know, do you want
to come to Magic Round with the Big Show and Brizzy.
There's a fellow that went and saw Pearl Jam in
New York.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Also, we gave away Oasis in Sydney. So many amazing,
amazing prizes and of course playing golf and staying with
us in e is the latest one. What have you
got for us, Jason?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well, how does this sound to your fellers? Howdy JS?
Fix Jason's desk A deck twenty twenty five project. Now
I've got a terrible deck, right, it's falling apart. Yeah,
and I'm thinking what I need is a bunch of
batbones to come and fix it up for me. But
the exciting thing about it is we make it and
plan it so that we have say, six winners, so
(05:23):
more than one winner. Yeah, we have six winners. They
come over for the weekend and their project is to
completely redo and fix my deck in a weekend and
get it done in just two days.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Absolutely brilliant. I think you think you're limiting yourself a
little bit there. I think it needs to be houghty
Jizbots spring clean. I think you have a series of winners.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You have winners for the deck, but why not have
some winners also paint the exterior of the house, wallpaper,
the interior recarpet, completely recheck reroof.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
The whole thing. It's hooty Jay's spring Clean.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Well, actually the only thing about it we've done the roof.
Oh you all done. We've done a lot of stuff.
It's just really the deck that's leading us down a
little bit. And I you know, normally I've had a
few builders over and they're like, yeah, it will be
a couple of weeks at least affects that barket up.
And I'm thinking none. If there's six winners, yes, so
people come over for the weekend and they fix Hoody
(06:17):
J's deck. Yes, you fellas come around as well, so
it's a whole big show kind of bonanza. And Chezy
brings salads, you bring some meat.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I'll be honest, I don't want to get in the way. Man,
it's such a good idea. I think I'd only get
in the way. So I'm all good. I'd love to
see you there. They love to see you there, Moji,
you know.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
And of course I provide lunch, I provide dinners. And
then on the Sunday, once it's all complete, we have
a big sort of you know, party type scenario. I
put some tunes on, I buy a few beersies for
the fellers and we make a party of it on
the newly made deck.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I've got some thoughts, ye, I mean it's not. It's
not very exciting for the listeners, is it to come
round to your house and do work? You know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
But then this is the other thing. I'm going to
sell the house. Ah, then the proceeds, the proceeds of
me selling my house go to the winners straight into
my bank account. But they get the opportunity of hanging
out with Hoody Jay and the Big Show team having
a bit of fun, having a few beers. He's a
bit of a boggie, it'll be granted. And it's like
(07:25):
you know that show Digging In where the community gets
together and just has a really fun time. Like it
sounds like work, it won't be.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
They normally help people out that have been useful to
the community or actually also sort of the local dead
beat or drongo.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, you know what, Jason was pretty anti it at
the start, but you've taught me around. I think that
would be really fun. Maybe I can make some calls.
We'll get my boys trip involved for example. Yeah, sure,
they can put together a package. Maybe tourism fig will
come on board.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Absolutely. I'll tell you what you could also have as
an audience. You know, they could sell tickets for people
to come along and watch.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Ida Mogi well, I mean with video, you know, the
whole thing. Puck Samon have it all over social media.
Whoever wins the six backbone winners are going to be superstars.
And imagine the amount of work they're going to get
from whacking together Houghty Jay's desk and we will go jeezus, fellows, sorry,
get them around my place of decent.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
And they're fixing your deck or your desk very my deck, right, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Right, we'll listen out for the Q to call. And
if you're keen to work on Houghty J's desk, you
want to make free flights, free accommodation, all that stuff.
Jace no Ah.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
The hod Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkeys.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Indeed Royal Blood there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon the time for twenty five.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
There's a lot of people out there, Houghdy J. Having
to deal with the kids on school holidays. Yes, they're
sort of banging on about a little bit, don't they
complain about it? They can do, Yeah, they don't like
it and you can sort of understand why it's hard
to occupy the time of a kid. It can be
when you've got a full time job to deal with.
But last week I had the week off. I had
(09:09):
a lovely holiday here in Auckland, and while I was
at home with a kid, my cousin and his wife
and two kids turned up. So we thought it'd be
nice for them to go and do a little bit
of activities themselves during the day. So well, I didn't
do anything. The wife enrolled them in tennis club. Nice,
Oh cool? How good is that?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Man?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
But at tennis club so I was working, So I
said to the cousin, are you all good dropping them off? Absolutely?
So I looked it up. I'd been forwarded the details
by my wife. So I looked at the bottom of
the email. At the bottom of the email, I had
an address. I was like, you beauty. I forwarded that
onto my cousin. He went over there. It's about a
twenty minute drive. He goes over there, he gets back
(09:50):
and he's like, how good. Picked them up at three o'clock.
I said, ah, no, this finishes. It finishes at twelve o'clock.
The one that we've booked and booked them in for
I see what happened? He said, Well, he went in there.
Nobody seemed to know what was going on. There seemed
to be two or three kids clubs going on, but
it was pouring down with rain, so they weren't going
to play tennis. They were going to go for a
(10:12):
swim instead. I was like, yeah, that that doesn't sound right.
They never mentioned anything to us about swimming, right, and
he goes, well, they seemed like it was all good.
So anyway they're there.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Did they have togs or anything or No?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
No, absolutely not. No.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
There was no swimming at all. It was tennis. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
It's quite different, yes, from swimming, very different. It's very
different swimming in tennis. Yeah. So his sort of view
on it was, well, you know we could they could
stay there till three they're at a kid's.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Glare, Yeah, they'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
And his other attitude was kind of like, well, I mean,
they don't even have our details, so how a they
going to charge us for it? And I had to
admit they were both great points. Those are very good points.
But the same time we were running a chat with
my wife who was like, you should probably go and
pick our kids up. Yeah, in case something happens.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Because hes like, they don't have our details to charge us,
whereas your wife is like, we don't.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Have their details, anything could happen. Yeah, I can understand
this point of view. He's got a few kids, you know,
we've only got the one.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yes, So anyway, he's sort of, you know, a big
site out the door.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
He went went and picked the kids up. Happy days.
So managed to track them down and got them back
to their house. The problem then was so then I
talked about it to the wife that night and I said, well,
you're going to drop them off tomorrow. She said, You're
not going to bag an alfae. I said, look, I'm
not an idiot. I just google the address and I
just go there. So the next day, oh, I go.
Now what I thought it had happened was I thought
(11:40):
he just dropped them, dropped the kids off at the
wrong place in the same area, right, because the only
email that I had, as far as I knew, showed
me this place that was twenty minutes away. So I
get all the way over there, and as I'm getting
closer and closer, I'm again, this does seem weird. It
feels like the only place he could drop them off
would be this place here. So I do a little
search of the emails that wife has sent me. This
(12:02):
has been a twenty minute drive in morning traffic. At
this point I called them this as I say that
tennis court that I meant to drop them off. Where
exactly is that turns out it was one hundred meters
away from my house and I had done exactly the
same thing like a goddamn idiot. So yeah, school holidays,
(12:25):
Then it's not easy.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Wait, so you went to the same place he went
to or in not third place?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
No, I went to the same place he went to.
But I thought he must have gone to the wrong place.
But it was in that area. But it turned out
it was nothing to do with that place that was
in the email signature that I had. It was in
a completely separate email, which my wife pointed out to
me she had sent me. Right, But like all of
the emails she sends me, I delete them without reading them.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, it's a good policy to have. Yeah, that was
your cousin that did the first one, right. Oh, he
had a shocker, Yeah, shocking. Such a bright bunch, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
The Hodarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Tune in on.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Radio Faith No More There on the Radio Hodarkey Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four forty eight.
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He watched a bit of a movie last night, Fell
just a bit of it, not all of it Superman
film yet.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Its directed by James Gann who the Guardians of the
Galaxy and all that sort of stuff. And it's got
a guy, and he's a good looking Superman, good looking Superman.
If you like your Superman good looking, this is the
guy for you.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
I can't, to be fair, recall an ugly Superman. They
were all kind of lookers. What about Christopher Reeve? That
was shocking, Murgie, I.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Don't even get it.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Here's good looking to it in his own way.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I guess it was because he's meant to be geeky
but then really hard.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I've got about halfway through it.
I didn't think I was gonna like it at all,
because I pretty much just hate all those superhero movies.
It's pretty bloody good, pretty funny, well made that drops
you riding into it. It's not an origin story. You
know how the origin stories and you know, here we
go again for the millions time lands on Earth brought
up by the farmers. Yeah, yeah, you get it. Yeah,
(14:40):
so you dropped right in the middle of it. He's
already hated by it. He starts to be hated by
the locals. Lex Luthor's getting them good, getting them real good,
played by Nicholas Holt. Yeah, it's it's worth the geez,
I reckon. I'll let you know how the other half
it goes. But so far, I'm going to give it
three buzzies, three super buzzies out of five year, out
(15:00):
of five possible super busies.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
It's a super busy better than a busy busy.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
What do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Come on, Jay's pretty obviously it's a super busy. It's
like a busy, except it's super okay.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I started watching a drama series last night called Five
Days at Memorial and it's basically about it. It's based
on kind of facts, kind of facts. It's loosely based
on facts after Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans there and
it's a hospital, the hospital that sounds so doubus and
(15:37):
every every episode is a day of the five days
from the hurricane and after the hurricane, And what I
didn't know about that was the hurricane kind of blew
through and it was a vicious barsid and everyone went few.
We survived that, but then all the water levees broke
(16:00):
the hurricane had gone, and basically New Orleans filled up
like a water bowl. And in this particular drama, the
hospital they realize when this is all happening, that they
actually have no protocols for evacuating the hospital. But they've
got all these protocols for you know, mass events and
all that sort of stuff, but they actually have no
(16:21):
protocols for evacuating two thousand people from a hospital. And
gradually the hospital is filling up and they're losing all
the power, people filling up with water, and they don't
know what to do. So I'm only up to they
come up to, there's no econ, there's no people dying.
It's pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Where'd you watch it? How many busies?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Prime? Two point nine busies?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Pretty good? Yeah? Short of a yeah, right, god, I don't.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Know people were dying.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Maybe you know, well, yeah, it's second episode that I'm into,
so away before I tip over.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
To three busies three buzzies out of five. How many
super busies is three? I think you're probably more of
a sort of three water drench or two point nine
water soaked busies.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I go.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I did watch something last night, but I'm not going
to talk about that. Instead, I'm going tonight to watch
the new Leonardo DiCaprio movie.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I haven't seen a single trailer. I don't know what
it's about. I don't know what genre it is, and
I'm quite excited about that.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I've heard it compared. I've heard it's the best film
this year, but also the best.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Film in the last ten years. Great, and also a
film that's very much of our times.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Great. So I do want to get along and.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
See all I know, which is you never go into
things these days knowing absolutely nothing. Very excited for you.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
And sorry, just on your Superman you've just triggered my memory. Now.
I remember that being released in America and there was
huge controversy because that's kind of of our time too.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
That's right about acceptance. Yeah, though it was very so
it's not as much of our time as I thought
it was going to be, sure, but great, cast I
think that's everything all at once, something on those ones.
I think that's what it's called.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
After and yeah, it's what Pug said off here.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Kings of Leon there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. Sorry,
I something has happened that I'm so outraged about that.
I have a massive bone to pick after five o'clock. Yeah,
what else is going on?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Fields there? He's coming up after five? Man, some exciting
news stories, including one that's got Mike Minogue pretty upset. Yeah, man,
Nicole Kid Yuman said or excited? But are both, to
be honest with you, a little bit of both. I
mean that's a yeah, we'll get into we'll get into
it later.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
But man, I thought those two were going to last
for even if they're going to break up, what's the
point of us even bothering?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah? So yeah, so that after five and plenty of
other stuff too.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Is indeed welcome back, your massive bagbones. Hope you are
enjoying this glorious Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show,
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Speaker 1 (19:17):
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Speaker 5 (19:22):
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Speaker 4 (19:27):
Great stuff. Thank you fellows. It was my birthday on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh happy birthday man. How old did you turn?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Thirty nine? And you very generously fellas brought me at
a very thoughtful gift a box a box of Chippy's. Yes,
a full box of chippies. And I thought, how good
for the fellows because it's something I can share with
the fellows.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Is that way you liked it because you wanted to
share it with us?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Absolutely, any gift that you can share as a great gift.
So I was saying, as about twenty minutes ago, where's
my box of chips gone? And old Pudson said, oh,
might be in the acc rooms. So he goes and
gets my box of chips. Yeah, there's three packets left.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
How many were there when you left a full box?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Making twenty packets?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Twelve twelve? It starts out full at twelve, right.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
And now there's three? What animal?
Speaker 5 (20:32):
How good is it though that you got to share
it just as you wanted?
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Well, you're right, six son of a bee with steal
Hooty Jay's personal chip supply.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I heard it was a acc hre g lane and
he just tipped them in the bin. I reckon you go. Yeah,
I have a word to say that you want your
fierce year back.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
What a piece of work he is, man, I'm disgusted.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Same herej Ma.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Next, people's presence like that who just goes and helps
themselves to chaps from a box that was for Hardy j.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Foul Feet The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Darchy Food Fighters.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
There on the Radio Hodiche Big Show. This Tuesday afternoon
of the time five point thirteen.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Guys, I've got some breaking news.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Well, it's a bloody sad day. With the announcement earlier
Tuesday morning end Z time that Keith Urban and Nicole
Kibman's marriage has reached its conclusion the fold for divorce
after nineteen years of marriage. Of course, they met in
two thousand and five at the get A USA galler
(21:54):
in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Didn't they get married in six Is that right?
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Well?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yeah, I'm th we were married for nineteen years. I
think your math's about right there, because that's good from
you man, Thank you. Yeah, it's good maths. I don't
want to get side tracked, but that's really good mathaks Man. Yeah,
thank you. They were thirty nine years old when they
got married. What between them or each what a piece?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
A piece?
Speaker 5 (22:20):
They're not married, had a couple of yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, they've had a couple of daughters, obviously, Jay's beautiful kids,
Sunday and Faith.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
And I guess what's getting about it is, you know
this is something that you thought was going to last
for ever, Jace. You and I we were at the
winning June twenty fifth at Cardinal Careddi Memorial Chapel of Manly, Sydney,
and it was a beautiful affair, beautiful spot. You would
have loved it. Mate. You're a bit young though, you've
(22:55):
been a bit of a titler back then. And but
we see there, Jason, we said this is going to
last forever, didn't we?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
And I was did you say that?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Yeah, we did. And I remember reminiscing about at the
same time, you know, when Nicole and I were together,
you know what I mean, And I was like, I
was kind of happy to go this is right. So
Nicole wasn't about me.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
No, that's right. Well, she needed somebody to get over you,
and it was a halli a kerfuffle. Casey Keithan originally
didn't want Hoody Jizzbot at the wedding.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Well, that's what I was going to say. Why would
Nicole kid Man invite houghdy J to the wedding if
they dated? But after he met hody J, and hody
J said, look water under water under the bridge.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
That what you said? Happy to let bygones not interesting more.
You actually said to him, look, I wouldn't touch you
with yours.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Did you say that?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yes? I did.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
It seems like a pretty gross thing to say.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I thought it was a bit off color. Well, there
was a simmering rage inside me. I wasn't being why
did you go there? Entirely regardless, it was a beautiful affair.
Not a dryer in the house. We were crying like babies.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
And so when something goes although we thought the same
thing we went when we went to Nicole Kidman's marriage
to Tom Cruise, Yeah, I thought that was gonna last
for ever.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, I'd just broken up with her at that point.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Wait, so wait, so you were dating Nicole Kidman. Yeah,
and then she married Tom Cruise.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, yeah, and then I hooked up with it.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And then Mogi hooked up with her and was more
of a fling, right, yeah, because really she was, you know,
she was still in love with Jay.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
She was, she was.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
She used you to get to Hoidy j Yeah, and
then you were dating again.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Well Mogie was like a rebound yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Right, and then Keith Urban's like a rebound.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Oh yeah, massively. But I thought that was going to
be forever. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
What he and Keith Urban or her? Yeah, Keith Iban.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
But she got him off the booze of course, and
the cocaine and all that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Where is this Jason, Keith Herban, Keith Irbans Oh okay, yeah,
I'm still going hard. Well that's no good, guys, I'm
sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, I was gonna say she may before the news.
She by woke me at like two in the morning
begging for me to come back.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You up, What did you say?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Oh? Oh, I don't know. Keys. Here was two in
the morning, man, I wasn't thinking very straight. I said,
up to see how we go a neck?
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Do you call him Nick?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
I call him that.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on radio Hodikey.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Flee would make there on the radio. Hold akee Big
show this Tuesday afternon The time is five twenty seven.
My wife just texted me and asked me if for
the next coming for dinner.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Tonight Nicole Kidman. Yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
No, she's too upset.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, yeah, okay, we'll keep it just awkward anyway. Yeah, Hey, Jase,
yesterday you asked me a favor. Yes, you asked if
you could borrow my water blaster, my pressure washer, and
I said.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yes, yeah, man, thank you, I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Where is it.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It's at my house in the garage there.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, you're going to bring in it on the Friday.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah you figured it out. Yeah yeah, well figure you're
driving around last night after the show. Yeah, well the
problem was Moogie. I got home and I realized that
I got married a couple of years ago, and turns
out everything that's mine is now also my wives. And
so I said, hey, wives, how many of you got?
My wife? I said, hey, babe, singular, how do you?
(26:50):
Jay wants to borrow our pressure washer? And she said,
what's that? And I said o water blaster. She said, okay, wait,
just call it that and I said, don't start.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah, yeah, I thought pressure wash. It sounded weird too,
just quietly well, I mean, I'm with your wife.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Man better not be.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
And then I said, yeah, sorry, hood Jail wants to
borrow our water blasts that blasters, Dick, And she said, oh,
I don't know if he is loud to borrow it.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
And I was like, why not?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Is that because every time we give him anything or
recommend anything, or you know, do anything, the reply is
always he comes back and says it was ship.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
You know what I mean is that your wife said that?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, she said that because you remember four years ago
when you when she made you guys some cake four
and a half, four and a half years ago, when
she made some cake and you said it was dry.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
The bloody water blast.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
But when it wasn't dry, that was the problem, was
that it was actually delicious and moist. And then even
just yesterday, Jay, she took home some of my avocados
and what did you say when you came in today?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
They were the creamy that's not sped up to top
building that I gave them yesterday?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Said they're pretty bland. Yeah, And I was like, cool,
well you get what you pay for, you know, a
nice comeback that was snappy from you.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Well, if that's the case, I was wrapped off.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I was pretty chughed. And then every time I recommend
a restaurant, we recommend a restaurant, JAS will go there
and oh, I'll go there and then come back Oh
it was okay, yeah, or or it was shit. And
so now I guess my wife's just really worried that
you're gonna borrow our water blaster and then you're gonna
come it on Monday or whatever and just be like,
oh God, I used your water blaster. It was shit. Well,
(28:31):
let me just say this first and form that would
upset her massively because she loves that water blaster.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Does the one that she had never heard of before
you mentioned it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
No, the pressure, No, No, that water bluster she's very
familiar with.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Well, let me put your mind at rest.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
She's always blasted.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Let me put your mind at rest, because I'm going
to have it for at least a couple of months.
What so I won't be turning up on Monday going
your water blasters ship, So I wouldn't wait that you're
just doing your one day. No, I'm doing the whole debt.
But I'm going to do it multiple times. I'm going
to give it a thorough thrashing.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You're gonna blast it three times, all right, Okay, you're.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Dick my deck.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, I just don't want you to have it now
because it sounds gross.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Four on Radio Radio Head. There on the radio hold
Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five
thirty nine and I've got a bone to pick. I
got a bone to pick.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Oh have you got a bone to pick?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
There's more moogi here's actually to be honest with you.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Thanks thanks for picking my bone for me. But we've
got both got a bone to pick.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
We do. I can't imagine what about Well, earlier.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
On today, we got a message that came through on
the on the WhatsApp. We've got a group WhatsApp don't
we feel Us? And it's full of interesting commentary that
we sort of pass around to each other.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
The group's called Huduky Big Show. Yes, and it's the
three of us and Pugs is in there as well.
And the profile picture is a packet of cheese balls.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Can I just just as a very quick sideline because
I'm with you on the bone, Did they please? I'd
like to publish that chat as a book, yeah, because
it would be quite career.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
You'll see that after we die. There's a message here
from Christopher Key. That's you, Kezy, it's me at one
eight says the following. I can't remember if you wanted
to come or not, Jace, but a few of us
from Hodak you are going to that DiCaprio movie at
seven thirty tonight and having dinner beforehand. Mogie, You're welcome
(30:43):
to join two. Now that's wrong with that? It sounds
to me like you guys have done a big Who's
going to that? Kezys? Who's going to that?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Uh? Me Prebs Preblo Escobar, Prebs will be there. I
think Dilly's going to be there. Oh yeah, Pugs aren't obviously, Yeah,
Isaac as well. Holy a real party, Well not really,
I mean, it's just a whole lot of dudes and
we're having dinner at seven thirty, the movies at eight thirty.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, so wow yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I say it's pretty tight. There, Kesy.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, but like you can't come to the movie, you
have to come to the dinner as well.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Yeah right, I get it, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's
at one o'clock on sort of the day of, it
makes it really hard for me to be able to
to make it. And it sort of feels like you've
left it really late, so that Hoidy Jizbottom and I've
got no chance of coming along.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I mean, that's not that's not at all what I was.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
And what I've got a bone to pick about. The
whole thing is first I've heard of it, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
And because I could have sworn I told you last week.
I could have sworn you were there while we were
planning it, you know, and I could have sworn you said, yeah,
I'll be keen.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I think it's a classic case of old Kezy trying
to slip one past the keeper there.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah, he's always doing that. It feels like we're being
sort of elbowed out.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I think you right, Okay, okay, I'm sorry to have
ostracized you guys. You how about this. I'll message the Fellers.
I'll say it's not happening tonight. We'll do it this
time next week. It's a week's notice, all right, would
you guys be keen?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Absolutely definitely. Man at the moment, absolutely, yep, bloody lock
it in here.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Where do we go for t well, we'll decide, hang on,
what do you mean at the moment? Definitely?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Because I want you both.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Thank look this it could we get busy, keezy. You've
got priorities, you got kids, and you know all sorts
of stuff going on. Man, exactly, just drop everything and
go along to your stupid little movie.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky
Sound Garden.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening
the time five point fifty two.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Coming up after sex. By the way, we're going to
be doing What's on the Dinner with Me keysy. So
if you'd like to win yourself a fifty dollars reburg
about you give us a text on three four eight
three tell us what you are having for dinner? Three
eight three. You can't wait, man, there's been going for
about four years now and people can't get it enough.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
And oh, I know you're going out for dinner, aren't you?
With your day? Hey? Now listen I've got a question
for you, fellows. Actually it's more a question for our
trade listeners out there, but I want to get your
opinion on it as well. If I contact, say a
builder or something who I get a contact of, and
I asked them if they want to do a few
cashy jobs around their place, is that dodgy and a
(33:39):
trade's offended by that? Because I don't know about you guys.
It feels when I'm offering someone a few cashy jobs
that there's something a bit underhand about it, that it's
all a bit sort of hush hash wink wink. I'll
give you a few cashies. We'll get it, you know,
we'll do it, make it a cashy. No one needs
to know about that sort of thing.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
So something about the fact that you're saying no one
needs to know, it's our little secret. We're not correct,
it's our secret. We're not going to pay any text
on this that makes you feel like maybe.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
The hand Yeah, yeah, well, I mean it's not on
you to pay the text obviously, it's on the person
carrying out the work to declear their income.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Because I was doing this today and I've got given
this number, and I don't know the fellah, and I
was running, I've got a couple of cashes for you, mate,
if you want, And then I thought, actually, would someone
be offended by that? Because it is I suppose technically,
as you point out fellows breaking the law, tax evasion,
ex evasion. I wonder if tradees get those sort of
calls and go, oh, dodgy bastard.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Well, I mean I think that except that people are
going to try it on. But it's sort of it
feels like it's, uh, it's over, like the good times
are over. I've got all sorts of shocking mats that
are trade's, yeah, and they refuse to do cashes. Is
that true?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
That's true because I'm thinking about shocking ba because I'm
thinking about dudes genuinely, and they've got a sort of
day job, you know what I mean. So they work
on a building side or something like that, and then
in the weekends they might pop over our Hoidy J's
or after their work and just doing a few extra
quid for the family. Yeah, you know what I mean.
And it's just just cresp twenty dollars or fifty dollar notes,
(35:19):
dish dish dish wha.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Cash so jase because see, this is the issue is
you're offering cash because you want it to be cheap,
right not you were saying, well, why are you suggesting cashi? Then?
Because true you should just be would you like to
come over and do some work at my place? And
I will pay you feely.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'll certainly pay them feely. But I just wondered if
it appeals more if I'm saying I'll give you cash,
and that way, it's just like bonus money that they
can have that can supplement their legal income.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Oh, was a bit of illegal income.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
With a bit of illegal income. And I just I mean,
how to tradees feel about that? I mean, if someone
said to me, howdy, and I was a trading howdy,
J and I are doing a job. I've got a
couple of jobs. If you're keen a couple of cash's man,
I just pay you in cash. I'd be like shit.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Yet now you'd be like.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I mean, initially I would be like that. That'd be like,
hang on, he's going to hand me or she cold
hard cash? Amen, come in.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
I reckon if I was.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I think when you're younger, you'd probably be keen when
you're older.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
I think they couldn't be bothered with the hessle because
at least if they're if they're doing the work, and
it's this is my rate here it is. We start
talking about cashes and all of a sudden you're offering
them twenty bucks an hour?
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
And so again it we'll get a little bit.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Well, I would let them name the right yeah right, Ali, right,
you tell me and I'll pay you.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Well, I mean, a really good way to find traderes
who are keen to do cashes. Yes, as you drive
around at night and just wave cash out the window,
just sort of approach different people and just say, hey,
you keen to do a cash?
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Yeah, that's that's certainly worked for me in the past.
I sort of hang around this motorways and all sorts.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Okay, oh good, that's good to make a pretty good
job of what a cashy?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Okay good.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Hey, don't forget three four eight three text three what
you're having for dinner? And we'll get into that after
six o'clock and you could win a reburg A voucher.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
So good.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Ike, welcome back to your backbones. And can I just
say we really appreciate you listening to our show, taking
the time out to listen to the feelings. Incidentally, the
big show is brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
That's right, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gormeads. That will
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Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yu. Hey, where are you fellas thinking of eating tonight?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
So your date night, the movie night, We're going to
go somewhere near the cinema. I'm a big fan of
Malaysian Oh like a laxa?
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Love a laxa or a beef riendwan.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Do you like a laxa with a big floating egg
and have yep? Yep beautiful.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
I had a w ren dang this evening, kisy That's
what I was eating earlier this evening. Yeah, bloody good
ring dang.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
If you haven't had a rin dang, you got to
get yourself along to Reburger and get a ren dang.
Yeah they don't have them, but go to a Malaysia joint.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
I'm having a spicy churrizzo pasta tonight. Yeh three. What's
for dinner?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Oh yeah, so you've had dinner already Muggie the wife
will had something there for me tonight. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
We'll see what they're talking like. But I'm trying to
I'm trying to be good and go to the gym.
If that's been good. Been on the wagon for a
couple of weeks. They're not eating like an animal. I
just come in here and sort of eat a half
a begg of chips.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah yeah, So you're on the wagon now.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
I'm currently on the wagon until Fiji. Until Fiji, yeah right,
and then off the wagon and then I'll be off
the wagon, but then on the wagon again after Fiji. Maybe,
No said, I think I'll be all summer, I'll be
off the wagon.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I just stay on the wagon
all summer.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
I'm going to get off of You're you're on it.
You're on the wagon, yeah yeah, yeah. So the wagon
is you know, to know where that comes from? Keys,
you actually do from Back in the day, they used
to have water wagons that would go around. Carts wagons
they would go around and they would spray water to
keep the dust down on all the roads. Right, So
then when somebody was off the booze more than likely
they'd be on the water, which means they'd be on
(39:22):
the water wagon. They say I'm on the water wagon yeah,
as a turn of phrase, and then they got shortened
up to wagon because he was eventually no water wagons.
People don't know what you're talking about, right, and now
it's just I'm on the wagon. But people are always confused.
Is it on the wagon or off the wag?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
It's on the wagon because I'm drinking water.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Because I thought it was like a what's it called,
like a booze bus wagon, and so I'm off the wagon.
I don't want to be in the booze bus wagon.
Ah yeah, so you're on the wagon.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
I'm on the wagon dragging water.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Hey, keep those texts coming through. By the way, what's
on the dinner with Me? Keys? In the meantime, he's
a bit of Nirvana.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
The Hudikey Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ikeyes.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
They're on the Radio Donkey Big Show this Tuesday evening.
But right now it's time for.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Ah you hey, guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
What's on the dinner with me?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Ki?
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Me?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
It's right, it's a segment where you text in what
you're having for dinner on three four eight three we
read it out on the radio Slash podcast what You're
listening on, and then you could win a fifty dollars
Reburg about you. This text here comes from Daniel.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Day Lewis rat cleft. It's red cluff.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Oh rad is it?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
It's actually day Lewis. It is actually Daniel de Lois.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
It actually is.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
He's tixt through saying gooday guys. Daniel day lewis here.
Nana is bringing Chinese takeaways.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Ah, yeah, like me a Chinese takeaway?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
My?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
What's your favorite Chinese keezy? If you're going to a
Chinese restaurant, what are you?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
What are you ordering? Out of your classics? Morgas board options,
black bean beef or a lemon chicken And they always
do a really good like salt and pepper squad or something.
I don't always, but I love a chicken chow mane.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yeah, I don't mind a chicken chow mane.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Chicken chow Maine is good. Chicken fried rice.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
I like fried rice. I'm quite partial to the old
sweet and sour.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Pol cashew chicken, cashew chicken chicken feet what's what the accent,
you guys are slowly developed, like a Southern American exit
cashew chicken. Goodday guys, Cassandra here.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Oh my gosh, you're joking.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
I haven't heard from here in ages.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Bacon and cheese toasties. Tonight, bacon and cheese toasties.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
I need some tomato in there. I'm gonna need something else.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
I think ham and a toasty Yeah, I ham and cheese.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Sure, if you had crispy bacon and then you put
it in you couldn't just put the bacon in there
and cook. Yeah, it would not be right.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
But I still need a squid of some sort of sauce.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yes, I don't like crispy bacon. I like soft. I
hate crunching.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Not crunchy, but slightly off crunchy, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, but a little bit crunchy, but then the bulk
of it is soft. I don't like the I don't
like the I can't do a chili rind.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
No foul.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
People shoulder bacon there, People boil their bloody bacon, and.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Then now I'm doing the air fry for the bacon.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, it's good. There's been a good addition to your kitchen.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
It has been pretty good.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
That's great man, Thanks Philos. His text has come through
from Michelle and Sasha.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
Oh my god, Sasha Baron Cohen. I didn't know that.
I don't know he was with Michelle Fifer that s.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
It's actually Michelle Obama, Oh wow, and Sasha bor It's
ticked through Get go sausages and Mesh, my wife. Why
were we?
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Don't that?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Saucy and Mesh. But you know what?
Speaker 4 (42:59):
And then my she'll always separately and that sort of scenario,
steam some broccoli or blanche and broccoli, and she'll go,
do you want someone? And I always say that it's like,
you know, I hate broccoli, yea, Why do you talk
to me? Why do you keep asking me that?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Because she wants you to eat broccoli because it's good
for you and she cares about you.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
It's good eating.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
It's good eating, Jason. And then you just look at
her in the face and you go, there's one last one.
I don't get this, but this one comes through from
Petty Petty Gower McGuire, Patty maguire, who's that. I don't know,
good eight fellas. I don't get this. I'm having Keesy's
(43:39):
favorite reggaetoni with a few burnt meat patties. I don't
get there. What's that old tony old Tony pepperone?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Well, you guys can tell me what a regatoni is.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
A regatoni is a pastor.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yes, yeah, you've been. You've been to Europe. You should
know that.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Keysy Actually fun fact Jays, where does pasta come from?
Speaker 4 (43:58):
Spain?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
See, you've got to go Italy man.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
The Holarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
In on radio there on the radio hole Lucky Big
show this Tuesday evening, Our fellows, this is exciting news.
Chasing the Foxes back.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Certainly is Jason's happening at the end of the year again,
Ryan Fox is a massive year. Yeah, he has a
massive wins on the PGA tour.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Jason, No, not easy, well, extremely hard. Yes, yes, some
people don't even get one, like most people in fact,
like ninety nine point nine recurring recurring percent.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Can I just ask you because you went to a
last year, it's just doubling up again as the Hodaki
Christmas Party.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I have no idea. Can you explain to me what
is chasing the fox So it's so that's a real
fun golf tournament where Ryan Fox goes up against various teams.
One of the teams last year was Team Media, which
was Mark Richardson, Jeremy Wells and I Heinward and basically
they're playing Ambrose. Ryan Fox is playing off the step
(45:04):
I'm with you. Yeah yeah, yeah, But because we had
him in last week, Maggie while you're on your Auckland
slash Hamilton holiday, and he was saying that it doesn't
matter if you've won a couple of PGA. He's playing
three guys who are playing Ambrose. Is really really hard.
It's interesting, isn't it. Yes, so what I think this
year it's now Ryan Fox and Friends. Yes, he's going
to have someone join him. It's brought to you by
(45:25):
Bnuka Fuel.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Spoiler alert it's Tiger Woods. Well that's a huge there's
a huge embargo on that mode Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Are you sure about that because we've heard nothing? Yeah,
what are you saying yet? So quietly?
Speaker 5 (45:42):
Pretty good as either Ham or his son.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Oh yeah, well either way, I mean that's a huge spoiler.
They'll probably be really passed off that you've told everyone.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
No, no, no, don't forget that they won't even be listening.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Foxy Jr.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yes, No, Tiger Woods's son, Oh, Tiger Woods, Grant Foxes
Oh yeah, Ryan, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
It's going to be broadcast live and free on TVs
in one and TVs in plush. Tickets go on so Wednesday,
the twenty ninth of October. If you want to be there,
we're going to be there. I've got a question.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Hello, I remember you yesterday saying that there's a chance
that maybe the Big Show would be broadcasting live from
out there.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (46:21):
I've heard nothing about that that's true.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
It's just murmurs at the stage and who's.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Doing the murmuring?
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Oh you know old can.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Kate was like, oh, would you guys be keen? I
was like probably, it's a really cool environment. Yeah, so
that's that's likely going to be happening.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
What time does it start the golf I'm just worried
about the clash.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
No, I think last year it was seven years But
that's perfect and it was a big show straight into boom.
Yeah yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
We'll sort of get the ratings up for them and
then boom then bro boom. Couple of Tiger Woods is
going to be. That's amazing. Don't tell anyone. No.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
It's the twelfth of December at Royal Auckland and Grange
Gold Golf Club once again. Tickets are on sale the
twenty ninth of October. Make sure you get along to this.
It is the next big thing in sports entertainment. It
rules boom.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Jason green Day.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, the Hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Ikey Bink Floyd there on the radio hold Key Big
Show this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Hey, fel has you ever been to Rikaya? Yes, it's
in Canterbury.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
What's Rakaya famous for? Jason Salmon? Correct, Mogi salmon correct? Yes,
and Rakaya has a giant salmon on a stick.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (47:44):
Is it Okay?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
It's made of fiberglass and it's twelve Sorry it's yeah.
It's the big salmon called the we go to Kay. See.
The Big Salmon's a good yeah. I mean I want
to take credit for it, Mogi, but I'll be honest,
I didn't name it that. But the Big Salmon has
been there for thirty odd years and the Ashburton District council.
They want to spend three hundred thousand dollars just tidying it.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
Up a bit. They call you the big salmon when
you were in that jacket? Are there you your pink
faded jacket? Easy?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah, they're always big seven. I guess that's what made
me take a liking to this particular news story.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
It's a seriousness. I I.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
It's not pink, it's faded massively.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
Struggle, you know, new buildings or sort of when they're
doing stuff like that, there's a cost of stuff. It's like,
are you shitting me? It doesn't take you three hundred
thousand dollars to do that, right?
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Well yeah, do you want me to sort of break down?
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Thank you doing?
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
So faded paint and algae growth, so you'll have to
clean all that off.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
So you get you take your appreciative. We should do this.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
You take isasts. I'm in charge of blasting the salmon? Yes, yes, oh,
water blast or the algae off. The paint's fading. There's
cracking as well in certain areas of the carbon not
carbon fiber fiberglass salmon. So who wants to be in
charge of patching the fire doesn't give you an idea
of the cost of any of the stuff. Are they've
(49:20):
broken down the quote not one hundred percent. All I
know is that the actual work, all done on site
is going to cost two hundred and two hundred and
fifteen thousand New Zealand dollars. And then there's the cost
of craning, transportation, sand blasting, cutting, and welding, et cetera.
Of the support pole that's going to cost around eighty
(49:40):
two thousand, bringing the total up to just shive three
hundred years.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Well, first and a foremost, why are you even moving it?
Leave it on the stick and do the job there.
You just saved just out eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
But have you ever tried Have you ever tried to
repair fiberglass on a twelve meter high semon in the open? Meat?
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (49:55):
I have, really, so I'll take that on.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
You've done that before. It's pretty specific.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
It's teezy square to super glow Bob's your uncle might
have a little bit of a weld and a molt.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Because to me, what it sounds like is all we're
really dealing with is a water blast. A water blast
patching the five plast half.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
A day and a repair of the water blast exactly. Yeah,
So how much does paint cost on a twelve meter
that's what ten tins of paint? Yeah, give it a
couple of coats out. We can take my jacket and
a color match. I reckon.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
We can do it for two thirty two thirty K
thirty K all right, cool. Someone needs to go inside
it and cut out all the moldy insulation. You just
leave it, don't worry. Why do you need an insulated salmon?
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Exactly?
Speaker 5 (50:37):
We're not living in it. It needs to be warm
though you No, it doesn't should I say that, we'll
do it, We'll do it, but we're not doing that.
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
The Hiliarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
in four on Radio Holuky.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
Well, there you go, your man Mustards. That's the big
shund in the dust with this Tuesday hate Fellers. How
good going home in daylight?
Speaker 5 (51:07):
It's nice, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (51:08):
It is really nice, you know, And you're walking to
the car and the birds are tweeting in the trees there, Maggie,
people are on the corner bars having beers. He's outside.
It's bloody great stuff. It's really good, man.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
I'll tell you what all I'm lucky is I put
up those curtains over the weekend or the other day. Yeah,
over the weekend, and this morning I pulled my daughter's
curtain open and the whole thing just came off. It's
about twelve feet in the air, so you know how
the end should be screwed on to secure it, you know,
(51:41):
to stop it. It had had no screw on it, right, right,
but none of them did so it was just tightly fixed.
And that just I opened it and the whole thing
came off. All of the track thing is came off,
flying behind her bed, hidden by all the paraphernalia and
garbage she's got there.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
So I just left it on the bed. Hopefully them
this is the sort of twelve feet in the air time.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Man. You could do is get your wife on your
shoulders and then your daughter on top of your wife's
shoulders and they can put it back up.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
That sounds like the smart We're gonna use a letter,
but that sounds like more of a family.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I reckon the human the family sort of what is
that human pyramid option? Yeah, that's a way better option. Yeah,
well it's a bonding experience, and so is Maggie Minoguie
the one fixing it?
Speaker 5 (52:26):
Well, that's not going to work. I think I think
she knows how to stand up, so she should probably
go on the bottom. Yeah, because you want to. And
then my wife needs to hand me the tools and stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Minogue is at the bottom, and then your wife hand
is on her shoulders. Yeah, and then you're on the
top and your wife's handing tools to Yeah, that'll work beautiful.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
Hey, what's the help Oultro clip today? Keasy?
Speaker 1 (52:51):
It's called new Sigmad All right, Tom Pitty, it's time
for you to walk the plane.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Yeah, and then you do the whole audio thing of
him walking the plane and then free falling. Yeah, that's
right off the plank. Yeah stuff, and then and then
gets eaten by shark.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
There's a new segment that we're going to have on
the radio show where it's how we sort of work
out what our playlist is. Yes, we decide that we
don't like a band, and then we just make them
walk the plank, you know, because we've got the titty
the boat the boat.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and then that band, if it walks
the plank, can't be played on air for a decade.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah sounds great to me, really good.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
Can you lock that INM pug Son?
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Thanks man, man, Hey, keez, you have a great date
night with the fellows tonight. Thank you, and I'm sure
you'll give us a huge review tomorrow of the movie.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, the real spoiler laced one.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah, three hours long. Yeah, hey listen. Make sure you
check out the Instagram account. Make sure you check out
the podcast Tell Tomorrow. See
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome this big.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
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Speaker 4 (00:13):
Jason Heights, make minogue and I'll get a your mad
Barsid's great to have your company on this glorious Tuesday afternoon.
It is the thirtieth of September twenty twenty five, and you,
my friends, as always listening to the big Show brought to.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You by Reburger, beef checking vegan and vegetarian options to
Reburger of redefining the.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Norm scrumptedly obtious. Yeah, man, kid it. Maggie Estallion, how's
life get.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Your mad dog? You're six onder the big I'm pretty
grouse man. I got to say, I think I think
spring of spring. It certainly has an Auckland. It feels
right now. Yes, I think we're done with having the
return to the cold snaps. I hope buying lunch, I
hope so I think I can put my second Duvey away.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Well. I was saying to Keysy actually as we were
walking in today that I nearly wore my boat shirt today, oh,
which is a sign that it's sort of spring slash summer.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
And you and your lemon shirt, your.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Lemon sh yeah, that's coming out.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
And you're about your boat shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
No, I've never run boat shoes.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
How do you guys feeling Because we get into this, well,
we end up having a proper chat about it. But
what do What should men be wearing in summer is
a real issue because you find men walking around wearing
shoes with socks halfway up their carf muscles. They look ridiculous.
And then I saw a bloke the other day who's
wearing shorts that had a belt on the shorts. I
don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I feel personally attacked right now.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Oh do you do that? That was exactly what I
was wearing in Europe, right, Yeah, Yeah, I think it's weird.
But I feel like that's not just you Keezy, it's
every every male. We don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, I think in summer you should Dudes should have
some sort of loose footwear like Jandles or Burkie's.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
My favorite or something. Yeah, and then just your standing
casual shorts. Yeah, but then you need sometimes you need
a covered shoe.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, you're right, you know, I'll get into that.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I'm running, I'm running these great slip ons.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What are they called again, Keezy Jason, some brand new
slip on sketches yesterday sketches.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh no, seriously, the most comfortable shoe I've ever worn
in my life.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And now you're still in your thirties. It's like a
shoe for the elderly.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's not though they're pretty cool. They're not. They're not,
but you know they're body can't. I wore them in
Vietnam and it was they were fantastic, fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Loves her sketches, by the way, it's like, seriously she does.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, that jacket, you've brought it back, Keezy. The pink
jacket looks really good man.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Thanks y, it's faded red. Good to be here on Tuesday. God,
spring and sprung and right shoes? Should I wear all that?
All coming up on the beach?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Well, yeah, it's funny, isn't it, Because we've got we've
got a bit going on, but I don't really know
what to talk about because now we have it. We've
done the Fiji competition. That's gone.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, I love got an idea for that.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh okay, yeah, all right, that's happening on the Big
Show with old Mogi.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Well, Now that the Fiji competition is over, Jason has
got an exciting new idea for the next competition. Yep,
so we're going to be talking about that, so stick around.
Also the terrible news at Keith Irban and Nicole Kidman
have broken up after nineteen years of marriage. We talk
about our opportunities here, Fellers. Opportunity comes, aki know only
so many times in a man's life, so we need
(03:23):
to talk about this. And he's a hot too, yeah,
Keith devan Man, he is out the gate. They look
very similar, to be honest. And then we'll babylon about
some other rubbish as well, So stick around.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
In the meantime, he's raised against the machine.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Filter there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show, This beautiful
Tuesday afternoon. Now, Fellers, of course we had our Big
Fiji and winner or not fi G and our Big
Fiji competition winner. You say, what are your mates as
it turned out? Mogi, Yeah that's all.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Right, Richard, Yeah, old Nolesy there he's an absolute backbone of
a human being. So bloody hell, I'm looking forward to getting.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Over there, and I have to reiterate that this is
one hundred percent of coincidence.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
It is and it was not nominated by us at all.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Well, I'll put it to you this way. No offense
to Nosey, but if I was going to have one
of my mates win that competition, it wouldn't have been him. Yeah,
I would have found somebody else. Yeah, but as it happens,
it's him. I'm soaked with it.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, it's great stuff. Now listen, I'm I'm really aware
of the fact that that leaves a massive void in
the show. And so I thought, you know what the
Big Show needs now is another really exciting competition for
the punters. It's going to be a paraff you know
what I mean as we head into spring, and I've
come up with this great idea which I think, yes.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, just for you to say the idea because obviously
we've done stuff like we've sent people to a state
of origin before. Yes, come, you know, do you want
to come to Magic Round with the Big Show and Brizzy.
There's a fellow that went and saw Pearl Jam in
New York.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Also, we gave away Oasis in Sydney. So many amazing,
amazing prizes and of course playing golf and staying with
us in e is the latest one. What have you
got for us, Jason?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well, how does this sound to your fellers? Howdy JS?
Fix Jason's desk A deck twenty twenty five project. Now
I've got a terrible deck, right, it's falling apart. Yeah,
and I'm thinking what I need is a bunch of
batbones to come and fix it up for me. But
the exciting thing about it is we make it and
plan it so that we have say, six winners, so
(05:23):
more than one winner. Yeah, we have six winners. They
come over for the weekend and their project is to
completely redo and fix my deck in a weekend and
get it done in just two days.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Absolutely brilliant. I think you think you're limiting yourself a
little bit there. I think it needs to be houghty
Jizbots spring clean. I think you have a series of winners.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You have winners for the deck, but why not have
some winners also paint the exterior of the house, wallpaper,
the interior recarpet, completely recheck reroof.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
The whole thing. It's hooty Jay's spring Clean.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Well, actually the only thing about it we've done the roof.
Oh you all done. We've done a lot of stuff.
It's just really the deck that's leading us down a
little bit. And I you know, normally I've had a
few builders over and they're like, yeah, it will be
a couple of weeks at least affects that barket up.
And I'm thinking none. If there's six winners, yes, so
people come over for the weekend and they fix Hoody
(06:17):
J's deck. Yes, you fellas come around as well, so
it's a whole big show kind of bonanza. And Chezy
brings salads, you bring some meat.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I'll be honest, I don't want to get in the way. Man,
it's such a good idea. I think I'd only get
in the way. So I'm all good. I'd love to
see you there. They love to see you there, Moji,
you know.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
And of course I provide lunch, I provide dinners. And
then on the Sunday, once it's all complete, we have
a big sort of you know, party type scenario. I
put some tunes on, I buy a few beersies for
the fellers and we make a party of it on
the newly made deck.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I've got some thoughts, ye, I mean it's not. It's
not very exciting for the listeners, is it to come
round to your house and do work? You know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
But then this is the other thing. I'm going to
sell the house. Ah, then the proceeds, the proceeds of
me selling my house go to the winners straight into
my bank account. But they get the opportunity of hanging
out with Hoody Jay and the Big Show team having
a bit of fun, having a few beers. He's a
bit of a boggie, it'll be granted. And it's like
(07:25):
you know that show Digging In where the community gets
together and just has a really fun time. Like it
sounds like work, it won't be.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
They normally help people out that have been useful to
the community or actually also sort of the local dead
beat or drongo.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, you know what, Jason was pretty anti it at
the start, but you've taught me around. I think that
would be really fun. Maybe I can make some calls.
We'll get my boys trip involved for example. Yeah, sure,
they can put together a package. Maybe tourism fig will
come on board.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Absolutely. I'll tell you what you could also have as
an audience. You know, they could sell tickets for people
to come along and watch.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Ida Mogi well, I mean with video, you know, the
whole thing. Puck Samon have it all over social media.
Whoever wins the six backbone winners are going to be superstars.
And imagine the amount of work they're going to get
from whacking together Houghty Jay's desk and we will go jeezus, fellows, sorry,
get them around my place of decent.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
And they're fixing your deck or your desk very my deck, right, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Right, we'll listen out for the Q to call. And
if you're keen to work on Houghty J's desk, you
want to make free flights, free accommodation, all that stuff.
Jace no Ah.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
The hod Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkeys.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Indeed Royal Blood there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon the time for twenty five.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
There's a lot of people out there, Houghdy J. Having
to deal with the kids on school holidays. Yes, they're
sort of banging on about a little bit, don't they
complain about it? They can do, Yeah, they don't like
it and you can sort of understand why it's hard
to occupy the time of a kid. It can be
when you've got a full time job to deal with.
But last week I had the week off. I had
(09:09):
a lovely holiday here in Auckland, and while I was
at home with a kid, my cousin and his wife
and two kids turned up. So we thought it'd be
nice for them to go and do a little bit
of activities themselves during the day. So well, I didn't
do anything. The wife enrolled them in tennis club. Nice,
Oh cool? How good is that?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Man?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
But at tennis club so I was working, So I
said to the cousin, are you all good dropping them off? Absolutely?
So I looked it up. I'd been forwarded the details
by my wife. So I looked at the bottom of
the email. At the bottom of the email, I had
an address. I was like, you beauty. I forwarded that
onto my cousin. He went over there. It's about a
twenty minute drive. He goes over there, he gets back
(09:50):
and he's like, how good. Picked them up at three o'clock.
I said, ah, no, this finishes. It finishes at twelve o'clock.
The one that we've booked and booked them in for
I see what happened? He said, Well, he went in there.
Nobody seemed to know what was going on. There seemed
to be two or three kids clubs going on, but
it was pouring down with rain, so they weren't going
to play tennis. They were going to go for a
(10:12):
swim instead. I was like, yeah, that that doesn't sound right.
They never mentioned anything to us about swimming, right, and
he goes, well, they seemed like it was all good.
So anyway they're there.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Did they have togs or anything or No?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
No, absolutely not. No.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
There was no swimming at all. It was tennis. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
It's quite different, yes, from swimming, very different. It's very
different swimming in tennis. Yeah. So his sort of view
on it was, well, you know we could they could
stay there till three they're at a kid's.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Glare, Yeah, they'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
And his other attitude was kind of like, well, I mean,
they don't even have our details, so how a they
going to charge us for it? And I had to
admit they were both great points. Those are very good points.
But the same time we were running a chat with
my wife who was like, you should probably go and
pick our kids up. Yeah, in case something happens.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Because hes like, they don't have our details to charge us,
whereas your wife is like, we don't.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Have their details, anything could happen. Yeah, I can understand
this point of view. He's got a few kids, you know,
we've only got the one.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yes, So anyway, he's sort of, you know, a big
site out the door.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
He went went and picked the kids up. Happy days.
So managed to track them down and got them back
to their house. The problem then was so then I
talked about it to the wife that night and I said, well,
you're going to drop them off tomorrow. She said, You're
not going to bag an alfae. I said, look, I'm
not an idiot. I just google the address and I
just go there. So the next day, oh, I go.
Now what I thought it had happened was I thought
(11:40):
he just dropped them, dropped the kids off at the
wrong place in the same area, right, because the only
email that I had, as far as I knew, showed
me this place that was twenty minutes away. So I
get all the way over there, and as I'm getting
closer and closer, I'm again, this does seem weird. It
feels like the only place he could drop them off
would be this place here. So I do a little
search of the emails that wife has sent me. This
(12:02):
has been a twenty minute drive in morning traffic. At
this point I called them this as I say that
tennis court that I meant to drop them off. Where
exactly is that turns out it was one hundred meters
away from my house and I had done exactly the
same thing like a goddamn idiot. So yeah, school holidays,
(12:25):
Then it's not easy.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Wait, so you went to the same place he went
to or in not third place?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
No, I went to the same place he went to.
But I thought he must have gone to the wrong place.
But it was in that area. But it turned out
it was nothing to do with that place that was
in the email signature that I had. It was in
a completely separate email, which my wife pointed out to
me she had sent me. Right, But like all of
the emails she sends me, I delete them without reading them.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, it's a good policy to have. Yeah, that was
your cousin that did the first one, right. Oh, he
had a shocker, Yeah, shocking. Such a bright bunch, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
The Hodarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Tune in on.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Radio Faith No More There on the Radio Hodarkey Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four forty eight.
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He watched a bit of a movie last night, Fell
just a bit of it, not all of it Superman
film yet.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Its directed by James Gann who the Guardians of the
Galaxy and all that sort of stuff. And it's got
a guy, and he's a good looking Superman, good looking Superman.
If you like your Superman good looking, this is the
guy for you.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
I can't, to be fair, recall an ugly Superman. They
were all kind of lookers. What about Christopher Reeve? That
was shocking, Murgie, I.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Don't even get it.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Here's good looking to it in his own way.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I guess it was because he's meant to be geeky
but then really hard.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I've got about halfway through it.
I didn't think I was gonna like it at all,
because I pretty much just hate all those superhero movies.
It's pretty bloody good, pretty funny, well made that drops
you riding into it. It's not an origin story. You
know how the origin stories and you know, here we
go again for the millions time lands on Earth brought
up by the farmers. Yeah, yeah, you get it. Yeah,
(14:40):
so you dropped right in the middle of it. He's
already hated by it. He starts to be hated by
the locals. Lex Luthor's getting them good, getting them real good,
played by Nicholas Holt. Yeah, it's it's worth the geez,
I reckon. I'll let you know how the other half
it goes. But so far, I'm going to give it
three buzzies, three super buzzies out of five year, out
(15:00):
of five possible super busies.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
It's a super busy better than a busy busy.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
What do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Come on, Jay's pretty obviously it's a super busy. It's
like a busy, except it's super okay.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I started watching a drama series last night called Five
Days at Memorial and it's basically about it. It's based
on kind of facts, kind of facts. It's loosely based
on facts after Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans there and
it's a hospital, the hospital that sounds so doubus and
(15:37):
every every episode is a day of the five days
from the hurricane and after the hurricane, And what I
didn't know about that was the hurricane kind of blew
through and it was a vicious barsid and everyone went few.
We survived that, but then all the water levees broke
(16:00):
the hurricane had gone, and basically New Orleans filled up
like a water bowl. And in this particular drama, the
hospital they realize when this is all happening, that they
actually have no protocols for evacuating the hospital. But they've
got all these protocols for you know, mass events and
all that sort of stuff, but they actually have no
(16:21):
protocols for evacuating two thousand people from a hospital. And
gradually the hospital is filling up and they're losing all
the power, people filling up with water, and they don't
know what to do. So I'm only up to they
come up to, there's no econ, there's no people dying.
It's pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Where'd you watch it? How many busies?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Prime? Two point nine busies?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Pretty good? Yeah? Short of a yeah, right, god, I don't.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Know people were dying.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Maybe you know, well, yeah, it's second episode that I'm into,
so away before I tip over.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
To three busies three buzzies out of five. How many
super busies is three? I think you're probably more of
a sort of three water drench or two point nine
water soaked busies.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I go.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I did watch something last night, but I'm not going
to talk about that. Instead, I'm going tonight to watch
the new Leonardo DiCaprio movie.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I haven't seen a single trailer. I don't know what
it's about. I don't know what genre it is, and
I'm quite excited about that.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I've heard it compared. I've heard it's the best film
this year, but also the best.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Film in the last ten years. Great, and also a
film that's very much of our times.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Great. So I do want to get along and.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
See all I know, which is you never go into
things these days knowing absolutely nothing. Very excited for you.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
And sorry, just on your Superman you've just triggered my memory. Now.
I remember that being released in America and there was
huge controversy because that's kind of of our time too.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
That's right about acceptance. Yeah, though it was very so
it's not as much of our time as I thought
it was going to be, sure, but great, cast I
think that's everything all at once, something on those ones.
I think that's what it's called.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
After and yeah, it's what Pug said off here.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Kings of Leon there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. Sorry,
I something has happened that I'm so outraged about that.
I have a massive bone to pick after five o'clock. Yeah,
what else is going on?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Fields there? He's coming up after five? Man, some exciting
news stories, including one that's got Mike Minogue pretty upset. Yeah, man,
Nicole Kid Yuman said or excited? But are both, to
be honest with you, a little bit of both. I
mean that's a yeah, we'll get into we'll get into
it later.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
But man, I thought those two were going to last
for even if they're going to break up, what's the
point of us even bothering?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah? So yeah, so that after five and plenty of
other stuff too.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Is indeed welcome back, your massive bagbones. Hope you are
enjoying this glorious Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show,
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Speaker 1 (19:17):
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Speaker 5 (19:22):
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Speaker 4 (19:27):
Great stuff. Thank you fellows. It was my birthday on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh happy birthday man. How old did you turn?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Thirty nine? And you very generously fellas brought me at
a very thoughtful gift a box a box of Chippy's. Yes,
a full box of chippies. And I thought, how good
for the fellows because it's something I can share with
the fellows.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Is that way you liked it because you wanted to
share it with us?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Absolutely, any gift that you can share as a great gift.
So I was saying, as about twenty minutes ago, where's
my box of chips gone? And old Pudson said, oh,
might be in the acc rooms. So he goes and
gets my box of chips. Yeah, there's three packets left.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
How many were there when you left a full box?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Making twenty packets?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Twelve twelve? It starts out full at twelve, right.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
And now there's three? What animal?
Speaker 5 (20:32):
How good is it though that you got to share
it just as you wanted?
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Well, you're right, six son of a bee with steal
Hooty Jay's personal chip supply.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I heard it was a acc hre g lane and
he just tipped them in the bin. I reckon you go. Yeah,
I have a word to say that you want your
fierce year back.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
What a piece of work he is, man, I'm disgusted.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Same herej Ma.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Next, people's presence like that who just goes and helps
themselves to chaps from a box that was for Hardy j.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Foul Feet The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Darchy Food Fighters.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
There on the Radio Hodiche Big Show. This Tuesday afternoon
of the time five point thirteen.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Guys, I've got some breaking news.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Well, it's a bloody sad day. With the announcement earlier
Tuesday morning end Z time that Keith Urban and Nicole
Kibman's marriage has reached its conclusion the fold for divorce
after nineteen years of marriage. Of course, they met in
two thousand and five at the get A USA galler
(21:54):
in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Didn't they get married in six Is that right?
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Well?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yeah, I'm th we were married for nineteen years. I
think your math's about right there, because that's good from
you man, Thank you. Yeah, it's good maths. I don't
want to get side tracked, but that's really good mathaks Man. Yeah,
thank you. They were thirty nine years old when they
got married. What between them or each what a piece?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
A piece?
Speaker 5 (22:20):
They're not married, had a couple of yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, they've had a couple of daughters, obviously, Jay's beautiful kids,
Sunday and Faith.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
And I guess what's getting about it is, you know
this is something that you thought was going to last
for ever, Jace. You and I we were at the
winning June twenty fifth at Cardinal Careddi Memorial Chapel of Manly, Sydney,
and it was a beautiful affair, beautiful spot. You would
have loved it. Mate. You're a bit young though, you've
(22:55):
been a bit of a titler back then. And but
we see there, Jason, we said this is going to
last forever, didn't we?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
And I was did you say that?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Yeah, we did. And I remember reminiscing about at the
same time, you know, when Nicole and I were together,
you know what I mean, And I was like, I
was kind of happy to go this is right. So
Nicole wasn't about me.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
No, that's right. Well, she needed somebody to get over you,
and it was a halli a kerfuffle. Casey Keithan originally
didn't want Hoody Jizzbot at the wedding.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Well, that's what I was going to say. Why would
Nicole kid Man invite houghdy J to the wedding if
they dated? But after he met hody J, and hody
J said, look water under water under the bridge.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
That what you said? Happy to let bygones not interesting more.
You actually said to him, look, I wouldn't touch you
with yours.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Did you say that?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yes? I did.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
It seems like a pretty gross thing to say.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I thought it was a bit off color. Well, there
was a simmering rage inside me. I wasn't being why
did you go there? Entirely regardless, it was a beautiful affair.
Not a dryer in the house. We were crying like babies.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
And so when something goes although we thought the same
thing we went when we went to Nicole Kidman's marriage
to Tom Cruise, Yeah, I thought that was gonna last
for ever.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, I'd just broken up with her at that point.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Wait, so wait, so you were dating Nicole Kidman. Yeah,
and then she married Tom Cruise.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, yeah, and then I hooked up with it.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And then Mogi hooked up with her and was more
of a fling, right, yeah, because really she was, you know,
she was still in love with Jay.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
She was, she was.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
She used you to get to Hoidy j Yeah, and
then you were dating again.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Well Mogie was like a rebound yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Right, and then Keith Urban's like a rebound.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Oh yeah, massively. But I thought that was going to
be forever. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
What he and Keith Urban or her? Yeah, Keith Iban.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
But she got him off the booze of course, and
the cocaine and all that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Where is this Jason, Keith Herban, Keith Irbans Oh okay, yeah,
I'm still going hard. Well that's no good, guys, I'm
sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yeah, I was gonna say she may before the news.
She by woke me at like two in the morning
begging for me to come back.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You up, What did you say?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Oh? Oh, I don't know. Keys. Here was two in
the morning, man, I wasn't thinking very straight. I said,
up to see how we go a neck?
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Do you call him Nick?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
I call him that.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on radio Hodikey.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Flee would make there on the radio. Hold akee Big
show this Tuesday afternon The time is five twenty seven.
My wife just texted me and asked me if for
the next coming for dinner.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Tonight Nicole Kidman. Yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
No, she's too upset.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, yeah, okay, we'll keep it just awkward anyway. Yeah, Hey, Jase,
yesterday you asked me a favor. Yes, you asked if
you could borrow my water blaster, my pressure washer, and
I said.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yes, yeah, man, thank you, I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Where is it.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It's at my house in the garage there.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, you're going to bring in it on the Friday.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah you figured it out. Yeah yeah, well figure you're
driving around last night after the show. Yeah, well the
problem was Moogie. I got home and I realized that
I got married a couple of years ago, and turns
out everything that's mine is now also my wives. And
so I said, hey, wives, how many of you got?
My wife? I said, hey, babe, singular, how do you?
(26:50):
Jay wants to borrow our pressure washer? And she said,
what's that? And I said o water blaster. She said, okay, wait,
just call it that and I said, don't start.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah, yeah, I thought pressure wash. It sounded weird too,
just quietly well, I mean, I'm with your wife.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Man better not be.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
And then I said, yeah, sorry, hood Jail wants to
borrow our water blasts that blasters, Dick, And she said, oh,
I don't know if he is loud to borrow it.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
And I was like, why not?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Is that because every time we give him anything or
recommend anything, or you know, do anything, the reply is
always he comes back and says it was ship.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
You know what I mean is that your wife said that?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, she said that because you remember four years ago
when you when she made you guys some cake four
and a half, four and a half years ago, when
she made some cake and you said it was dry.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
The bloody water blast.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
But when it wasn't dry, that was the problem, was
that it was actually delicious and moist. And then even
just yesterday, Jay, she took home some of my avocados
and what did you say when you came in today?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
They were the creamy that's not sped up to top
building that I gave them yesterday?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Said they're pretty bland. Yeah, And I was like, cool,
well you get what you pay for, you know, a
nice comeback that was snappy from you.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Well, if that's the case, I was wrapped off.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I was pretty chughed. And then every time I recommend
a restaurant, we recommend a restaurant, JAS will go there
and oh, I'll go there and then come back Oh
it was okay, yeah, or or it was shit. And
so now I guess my wife's just really worried that
you're gonna borrow our water blaster and then you're gonna
come it on Monday or whatever and just be like,
oh God, I used your water blaster. It was shit. Well,
(28:31):
let me just say this first and form that would
upset her massively because she loves that water blaster.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Does the one that she had never heard of before
you mentioned it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
No, the pressure, No, No, that water bluster she's very
familiar with.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Well, let me put your mind at rest.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
She's always blasted.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Let me put your mind at rest, because I'm going
to have it for at least a couple of months.
What so I won't be turning up on Monday going
your water blasters ship, So I wouldn't wait that you're
just doing your one day. No, I'm doing the whole debt.
But I'm going to do it multiple times. I'm going
to give it a thorough thrashing.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You're gonna blast it three times, all right, Okay, you're.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Dick my deck.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, I just don't want you to have it now
because it sounds gross.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Four on Radio Radio Head. There on the radio hold
Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five
thirty nine and I've got a bone to pick. I
got a bone to pick.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Oh have you got a bone to pick?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
There's more moogi here's actually to be honest with you.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Thanks thanks for picking my bone for me. But we've
got both got a bone to pick.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
We do. I can't imagine what about Well, earlier.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
On today, we got a message that came through on
the on the WhatsApp. We've got a group WhatsApp don't
we feel Us? And it's full of interesting commentary that
we sort of pass around to each other.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
The group's called Huduky Big Show. Yes, and it's the
three of us and Pugs is in there as well.
And the profile picture is a packet of cheese balls.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Can I just just as a very quick sideline because
I'm with you on the bone, Did they please? I'd
like to publish that chat as a book, yeah, because
it would be quite career.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
You'll see that after we die. There's a message here
from Christopher Key. That's you, Kezy, it's me at one
eight says the following. I can't remember if you wanted
to come or not, Jace, but a few of us
from Hodak you are going to that DiCaprio movie at
seven thirty tonight and having dinner beforehand. Mogie, You're welcome
(30:43):
to join two. Now that's wrong with that? It sounds
to me like you guys have done a big Who's
going to that? Kezys? Who's going to that?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Uh? Me Prebs Preblo Escobar, Prebs will be there. I
think Dilly's going to be there. Oh yeah, Pugs aren't obviously, Yeah,
Isaac as well. Holy a real party, Well not really,
I mean, it's just a whole lot of dudes and
we're having dinner at seven thirty, the movies at eight thirty.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, so wow yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I say it's pretty tight. There, Kesy.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, but like you can't come to the movie, you
have to come to the dinner as well.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Yeah right, I get it, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's
at one o'clock on sort of the day of, it
makes it really hard for me to be able to
to make it. And it sort of feels like you've
left it really late, so that Hoidy Jizbottom and I've
got no chance of coming along.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I mean, that's not that's not at all what I was.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
And what I've got a bone to pick about. The
whole thing is first I've heard of it, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
And because I could have sworn I told you last week.
I could have sworn you were there while we were
planning it, you know, and I could have sworn you said, yeah,
I'll be keen.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
I think it's a classic case of old Kezy trying
to slip one past the keeper there.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah, he's always doing that. It feels like we're being
sort of elbowed out.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I think you right, Okay, okay, I'm sorry to have
ostracized you guys. You how about this. I'll message the Fellers.
I'll say it's not happening tonight. We'll do it this
time next week. It's a week's notice, all right, would
you guys be keen?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Absolutely definitely. Man at the moment, absolutely, yep, bloody lock
it in here.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Where do we go for t well, we'll decide, hang on,
what do you mean at the moment? Definitely?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Because I want you both.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Thank look this it could we get busy, keezy. You've
got priorities, you got kids, and you know all sorts
of stuff going on. Man, exactly, just drop everything and
go along to your stupid little movie.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky
Sound Garden.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening
the time five point fifty two.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Coming up after sex. By the way, we're going to
be doing What's on the Dinner with Me keysy. So
if you'd like to win yourself a fifty dollars reburg
about you give us a text on three four eight
three tell us what you are having for dinner? Three
eight three. You can't wait, man, there's been going for
about four years now and people can't get it enough.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
And oh, I know you're going out for dinner, aren't you?
With your day? Hey? Now listen I've got a question
for you, fellows. Actually it's more a question for our
trade listeners out there, but I want to get your
opinion on it as well. If I contact, say a
builder or something who I get a contact of, and
I asked them if they want to do a few
cashy jobs around their place, is that dodgy and a
(33:39):
trade's offended by that? Because I don't know about you guys.
It feels when I'm offering someone a few cashy jobs
that there's something a bit underhand about it, that it's
all a bit sort of hush hash wink wink. I'll
give you a few cashies. We'll get it, you know,
we'll do it, make it a cashy. No one needs
to know about that sort of thing.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
So something about the fact that you're saying no one
needs to know, it's our little secret. We're not correct,
it's our secret. We're not going to pay any text
on this that makes you feel like maybe.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
The hand Yeah, yeah, well, I mean it's not on
you to pay the text obviously, it's on the person
carrying out the work to declear their income.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Because I was doing this today and I've got given
this number, and I don't know the fellah, and I
was running, I've got a couple of cashes for you, mate,
if you want, And then I thought, actually, would someone
be offended by that? Because it is I suppose technically,
as you point out fellows breaking the law, tax evasion,
ex evasion. I wonder if tradees get those sort of
calls and go, oh, dodgy bastard.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Well, I mean I think that except that people are
going to try it on. But it's sort of it
feels like it's, uh, it's over, like the good times
are over. I've got all sorts of shocking mats that
are trade's, yeah, and they refuse to do cashes. Is
that true?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
That's true because I'm thinking about shocking ba because I'm
thinking about dudes genuinely, and they've got a sort of
day job, you know what I mean. So they work
on a building side or something like that, and then
in the weekends they might pop over our Hoidy J's
or after their work and just doing a few extra
quid for the family. Yeah, you know what I mean.
And it's just just cresp twenty dollars or fifty dollar notes,
(35:19):
dish dish dish wha.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Cash so jase because see, this is the issue is
you're offering cash because you want it to be cheap,
right not you were saying, well, why are you suggesting cashi? Then?
Because true you should just be would you like to
come over and do some work at my place? And
I will pay you feely.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'll certainly pay them feely. But I just wondered if
it appeals more if I'm saying I'll give you cash,
and that way, it's just like bonus money that they
can have that can supplement their legal income.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Oh, was a bit of illegal income.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
With a bit of illegal income. And I just I mean,
how to tradees feel about that? I mean, if someone
said to me, howdy, and I was a trading howdy,
J and I are doing a job. I've got a
couple of jobs. If you're keen a couple of cash's man,
I just pay you in cash. I'd be like shit.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Yet now you'd be like.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I mean, initially I would be like that. That'd be like,
hang on, he's going to hand me or she cold
hard cash? Amen, come in.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
I reckon if I was.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I think when you're younger, you'd probably be keen when
you're older.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
I think they couldn't be bothered with the hessle because
at least if they're if they're doing the work, and
it's this is my rate here it is. We start
talking about cashes and all of a sudden you're offering
them twenty bucks an hour?
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
And so again it we'll get a little bit.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Well, I would let them name the right yeah right, Ali, right,
you tell me and I'll pay you.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Well, I mean, a really good way to find traderes
who are keen to do cashes. Yes, as you drive
around at night and just wave cash out the window,
just sort of approach different people and just say, hey,
you keen to do a cash?
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Yeah, that's that's certainly worked for me in the past.
I sort of hang around this motorways and all sorts.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Okay, oh good, that's good to make a pretty good
job of what a cashy?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Okay good.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Hey, don't forget three four eight three text three what
you're having for dinner? And we'll get into that after
six o'clock and you could win a reburg A voucher.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
So good.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Ike, welcome back to your backbones. And can I just
say we really appreciate you listening to our show, taking
the time out to listen to the feelings. Incidentally, the
big show is brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
That's right, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gormeads. That will
change the game.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yu. Hey, where are you fellas thinking of eating tonight?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
So your date night, the movie night, We're going to
go somewhere near the cinema. I'm a big fan of
Malaysian Oh like a laxa?
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Love a laxa or a beef riendwan.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Do you like a laxa with a big floating egg
and have yep? Yep beautiful.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
I had a w ren dang this evening, kisy That's
what I was eating earlier this evening. Yeah, bloody good
ring dang.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
If you haven't had a rin dang, you got to
get yourself along to Reburger and get a ren dang.
Yeah they don't have them, but go to a Malaysia joint.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
I'm having a spicy churrizzo pasta tonight. Yeh three. What's
for dinner?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Oh yeah, so you've had dinner already Muggie the wife
will had something there for me tonight. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
We'll see what they're talking like. But I'm trying to
I'm trying to be good and go to the gym.
If that's been good. Been on the wagon for a
couple of weeks. They're not eating like an animal. I
just come in here and sort of eat a half
a begg of chips.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah yeah, So you're on the wagon now.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
I'm currently on the wagon until Fiji. Until Fiji, yeah right,
and then off the wagon and then I'll be off
the wagon, but then on the wagon again after Fiji. Maybe,
No said, I think I'll be all summer, I'll be
off the wagon.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I just stay on the wagon
all summer.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
I'm going to get off of You're you're on it.
You're on the wagon, yeah yeah, yeah. So the wagon
is you know, to know where that comes from? Keys,
you actually do from Back in the day, they used
to have water wagons that would go around. Carts wagons
they would go around and they would spray water to
keep the dust down on all the roads. Right, So
then when somebody was off the booze more than likely
they'd be on the water, which means they'd be on
(39:22):
the water wagon. They say I'm on the water wagon yeah,
as a turn of phrase, and then they got shortened
up to wagon because he was eventually no water wagons.
People don't know what you're talking about, right, and now
it's just I'm on the wagon. But people are always confused.
Is it on the wagon or off the wag?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
It's on the wagon because I'm drinking water.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Because I thought it was like a what's it called,
like a booze bus wagon, and so I'm off the wagon.
I don't want to be in the booze bus wagon.
Ah yeah, so you're on the wagon.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
I'm on the wagon dragging water.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Hey, keep those texts coming through. By the way, what's
on the dinner with Me? Keys? In the meantime, he's
a bit of Nirvana.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
The Hudikey Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ikeyes.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
They're on the Radio Donkey Big Show this Tuesday evening.
But right now it's time for.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Ah you hey, guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
What's on the dinner with me?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Ki?
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Me?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
It's right, it's a segment where you text in what
you're having for dinner on three four eight three we
read it out on the radio Slash podcast what You're
listening on, and then you could win a fifty dollars
Reburg about you. This text here comes from Daniel.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Day Lewis rat cleft. It's red cluff.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Oh rad is it?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
It's actually day Lewis. It is actually Daniel de Lois.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
It actually is.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
He's tixt through saying gooday guys. Daniel day lewis here.
Nana is bringing Chinese takeaways.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Ah, yeah, like me a Chinese takeaway?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
My?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
What's your favorite Chinese keezy? If you're going to a
Chinese restaurant, what are you?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
What are you ordering? Out of your classics? Morgas board options,
black bean beef or a lemon chicken And they always
do a really good like salt and pepper squad or something.
I don't always, but I love a chicken chow mane.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yeah, I don't mind a chicken chow mane.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Chicken chow Maine is good. Chicken fried rice.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
I like fried rice. I'm quite partial to the old
sweet and sour.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Pol cashew chicken, cashew chicken chicken feet what's what the accent,
you guys are slowly developed, like a Southern American exit
cashew chicken. Goodday guys, Cassandra here.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Oh my gosh, you're joking.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
I haven't heard from here in ages.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Bacon and cheese toasties. Tonight, bacon and cheese toasties.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
I need some tomato in there. I'm gonna need something else.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
I think ham and a toasty Yeah, I ham and cheese.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Sure, if you had crispy bacon and then you put
it in you couldn't just put the bacon in there
and cook. Yeah, it would not be right.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
But I still need a squid of some sort of sauce.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yes, I don't like crispy bacon. I like soft. I
hate crunching.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Not crunchy, but slightly off crunchy, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, but a little bit crunchy, but then the bulk
of it is soft. I don't like the I don't
like the I can't do a chili rind.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
No foul.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
People shoulder bacon there, People boil their bloody bacon, and.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Then now I'm doing the air fry for the bacon.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, it's good. There's been a good addition to your kitchen.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
It has been pretty good.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
That's great man, Thanks Philos. His text has come through
from Michelle and Sasha.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
Oh my god, Sasha Baron Cohen. I didn't know that.
I don't know he was with Michelle Fifer that s.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
It's actually Michelle Obama, Oh wow, and Sasha bor It's
ticked through Get go sausages and Mesh, my wife. Why
were we?
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Don't that?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Saucy and Mesh. But you know what?
Speaker 4 (42:59):
And then my she'll always separately and that sort of scenario,
steam some broccoli or blanche and broccoli, and she'll go,
do you want someone? And I always say that it's like,
you know, I hate broccoli, yea, Why do you talk
to me? Why do you keep asking me that?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Because she wants you to eat broccoli because it's good
for you and she cares about you.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
It's good eating.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
It's good eating, Jason. And then you just look at
her in the face and you go, there's one last one.
I don't get this, but this one comes through from
Petty Petty Gower McGuire, Patty maguire, who's that. I don't know,
good eight fellas. I don't get this. I'm having Keesy's
(43:39):
favorite reggaetoni with a few burnt meat patties. I don't
get there. What's that old tony old Tony pepperone?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Well, you guys can tell me what a regatoni is.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
A regatoni is a pastor.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yes, yeah, you've been. You've been to Europe. You should
know that.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Keysy Actually fun fact Jays, where does pasta come from?
Speaker 4 (43:58):
Spain?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
See, you've got to go Italy man.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
The Holarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
In on radio there on the radio hole Lucky Big
show this Tuesday evening, Our fellows, this is exciting news.
Chasing the Foxes back.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Certainly is Jason's happening at the end of the year again,
Ryan Fox is a massive year. Yeah, he has a
massive wins on the PGA tour.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Jason, No, not easy, well, extremely hard. Yes, yes, some
people don't even get one, like most people in fact,
like ninety nine point nine recurring recurring percent.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Can I just ask you because you went to a
last year, it's just doubling up again as the Hodaki
Christmas Party.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I have no idea. Can you explain to me what
is chasing the fox So it's so that's a real
fun golf tournament where Ryan Fox goes up against various teams.
One of the teams last year was Team Media, which
was Mark Richardson, Jeremy Wells and I Heinward and basically
they're playing Ambrose. Ryan Fox is playing off the step
(45:04):
I'm with you. Yeah yeah, yeah, But because we had
him in last week, Maggie while you're on your Auckland
slash Hamilton holiday, and he was saying that it doesn't
matter if you've won a couple of PGA. He's playing
three guys who are playing Ambrose. Is really really hard.
It's interesting, isn't it. Yes, so what I think this
year it's now Ryan Fox and Friends. Yes, he's going
to have someone join him. It's brought to you by
(45:25):
Bnuka Fuel.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
Spoiler alert it's Tiger Woods. Well that's a huge there's
a huge embargo on that mode Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Are you sure about that because we've heard nothing? Yeah,
what are you saying yet? So quietly?
Speaker 5 (45:42):
Pretty good as either Ham or his son.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Oh yeah, well either way, I mean that's a huge spoiler.
They'll probably be really passed off that you've told everyone.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
No, no, no, don't forget that they won't even be listening.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Foxy Jr.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yes, No, Tiger Woods's son, Oh, Tiger Woods, Grant Foxes
Oh yeah, Ryan, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
It's going to be broadcast live and free on TVs
in one and TVs in plush. Tickets go on so Wednesday,
the twenty ninth of October. If you want to be there,
we're going to be there. I've got a question.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Hello, I remember you yesterday saying that there's a chance
that maybe the Big Show would be broadcasting live from
out there.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (46:21):
I've heard nothing about that that's true.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
It's just murmurs at the stage and who's.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Doing the murmuring?
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Oh you know old can.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Kate was like, oh, would you guys be keen? I
was like probably, it's a really cool environment. Yeah, so
that's that's likely going to be happening.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
What time does it start the golf I'm just worried
about the clash.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
No, I think last year it was seven years But
that's perfect and it was a big show straight into boom.
Yeah yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
We'll sort of get the ratings up for them and
then boom then bro boom. Couple of Tiger Woods is
going to be. That's amazing. Don't tell anyone. No.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
It's the twelfth of December at Royal Auckland and Grange
Gold Golf Club once again. Tickets are on sale the
twenty ninth of October. Make sure you get along to this.
It is the next big thing in sports entertainment. It
rules boom.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Jason green Day.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, the Hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Ikey Bink Floyd there on the radio hold Key Big
Show this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Hey, fel has you ever been to Rikaya? Yes, it's
in Canterbury.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
What's Rakaya famous for? Jason Salmon? Correct, Mogi salmon correct? Yes,
and Rakaya has a giant salmon on a stick.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (47:44):
Is it Okay?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
It's made of fiberglass and it's twelve Sorry it's yeah.
It's the big salmon called the we go to Kay. See.
The Big Salmon's a good yeah. I mean I want
to take credit for it, Mogi, but I'll be honest,
I didn't name it that. But the Big Salmon has
been there for thirty odd years and the Ashburton District council.
They want to spend three hundred thousand dollars just tidying it.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
Up a bit. They call you the big salmon when
you were in that jacket? Are there you your pink
faded jacket? Easy?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah, they're always big seven. I guess that's what made
me take a liking to this particular news story.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
It's a seriousness. I I.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
It's not pink, it's faded massively.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
Struggle, you know, new buildings or sort of when they're
doing stuff like that, there's a cost of stuff. It's like,
are you shitting me? It doesn't take you three hundred
thousand dollars to do that, right?
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Well yeah, do you want me to sort of break down?
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Thank you doing?
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
So faded paint and algae growth, so you'll have to
clean all that off.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
So you get you take your appreciative. We should do this.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
You take isasts. I'm in charge of blasting the salmon? Yes, yes, oh,
water blast or the algae off. The paint's fading. There's
cracking as well in certain areas of the carbon not
carbon fiber fiberglass salmon. So who wants to be in
charge of patching the fire doesn't give you an idea
of the cost of any of the stuff. Are they've
(49:20):
broken down the quote not one hundred percent. All I
know is that the actual work, all done on site
is going to cost two hundred and two hundred and
fifteen thousand New Zealand dollars. And then there's the cost
of craning, transportation, sand blasting, cutting, and welding, et cetera.
Of the support pole that's going to cost around eighty
(49:40):
two thousand, bringing the total up to just shive three
hundred years.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Well, first and a foremost, why are you even moving it?
Leave it on the stick and do the job there.
You just saved just out eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
But have you ever tried Have you ever tried to
repair fiberglass on a twelve meter high semon in the open? Meat?
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (49:55):
I have, really, so I'll take that on.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
You've done that before. It's pretty specific.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
It's teezy square to super glow Bob's your uncle might
have a little bit of a weld and a molt.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Because to me, what it sounds like is all we're
really dealing with is a water blast. A water blast
patching the five plast half.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
A day and a repair of the water blast exactly. Yeah,
So how much does paint cost on a twelve meter
that's what ten tins of paint? Yeah, give it a
couple of coats out. We can take my jacket and
a color match. I reckon.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
We can do it for two thirty two thirty K
thirty K all right, cool. Someone needs to go inside
it and cut out all the moldy insulation. You just
leave it, don't worry. Why do you need an insulated salmon?
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Exactly?
Speaker 5 (50:37):
We're not living in it. It needs to be warm
though you No, it doesn't should I say that, we'll
do it, We'll do it, but we're not doing that.
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
The Hiliarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
in four on Radio Holuky.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
Well, there you go, your man Mustards. That's the big
shund in the dust with this Tuesday hate Fellers. How
good going home in daylight?
Speaker 5 (51:07):
It's nice, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (51:08):
It is really nice, you know, And you're walking to
the car and the birds are tweeting in the trees there, Maggie,
people are on the corner bars having beers. He's outside.
It's bloody great stuff. It's really good, man.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
I'll tell you what all I'm lucky is I put
up those curtains over the weekend or the other day. Yeah,
over the weekend, and this morning I pulled my daughter's
curtain open and the whole thing just came off. It's
about twelve feet in the air, so you know how
the end should be screwed on to secure it, you know,
(51:41):
to stop it. It had had no screw on it, right, right,
but none of them did so it was just tightly fixed.
And that just I opened it and the whole thing
came off. All of the track thing is came off,
flying behind her bed, hidden by all the paraphernalia and
garbage she's got there.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
So I just left it on the bed. Hopefully them
this is the sort of twelve feet in the air time.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
Man. You could do is get your wife on your
shoulders and then your daughter on top of your wife's
shoulders and they can put it back up.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
That sounds like the smart We're gonna use a letter,
but that sounds like more of a family.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I reckon the human the family sort of what is
that human pyramid option? Yeah, that's a way better option. Yeah,
well it's a bonding experience, and so is Maggie Minoguie
the one fixing it?
Speaker 5 (52:26):
Well, that's not going to work. I think I think
she knows how to stand up, so she should probably
go on the bottom. Yeah, because you want to. And
then my wife needs to hand me the tools and stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Minogue is at the bottom, and then your wife hand
is on her shoulders. Yeah, and then you're on the
top and your wife's handing tools to Yeah, that'll work beautiful.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
Hey, what's the help Oultro clip today? Keasy?
Speaker 1 (52:51):
It's called new Sigmad All right, Tom Pitty, it's time
for you to walk the plane.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
Yeah, and then you do the whole audio thing of
him walking the plane and then free falling. Yeah, that's
right off the plank. Yeah stuff, and then and then
gets eaten by shark.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
There's a new segment that we're going to have on
the radio show where it's how we sort of work
out what our playlist is. Yes, we decide that we
don't like a band, and then we just make them
walk the plank, you know, because we've got the titty
the boat the boat.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and then that band, if it walks
the plank, can't be played on air for a decade.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah sounds great to me, really good.
Speaker 5 (53:34):
Can you lock that INM pug Son?
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Thanks man, man, Hey, keez, you have a great date
night with the fellows tonight. Thank you, and I'm sure
you'll give us a huge review tomorrow of the movie.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, the real spoiler laced one.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah, three hours long. Yeah, hey listen. Make sure you
check out the Instagram account. Make sure you check out
the podcast Tell Tomorrow. See
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