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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on Holdaki cheers Twoey from bringing back
to laughs and the world gone man.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah right, welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Big Show, Jason Hiites make the note and oh get
you mad Barstard's great to have your company this Wednesday afternoon,
the seventh of November twenty twenty four. And you, my friends,
and listening to the Big Show brought to you by
Tooy Get it there, yeah, get it in you, get
it in you.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
You guys got a bit to be desired here, to
be fair you. Yeah, well you've caught the keyss now
because yesterday he was giving it nothing.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I was just trying to be really refined. Ah yeah yeah,
keyzys were silly. I know there's no passion, but I
was refined.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I was trying to make people laugh away. But by
not giving it the thing, you know, because in this
d and age we can all use the laugh. Yeah,
which is why they brought back the toy billboards.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Is it right?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Good stuff mate, speaking of words, thanks to.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Magi, there's a speaking of good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, good stuff. Can I can I ask though, I'm
intrigued by your pant today?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
What's with the pants? Well, it's differ They're kind of
a slack. Really, No, they're a pant. They're not a slack.
You're just something a bit more breezy and easy for summer.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Jason. Sure, it gets to this time of year Each
year I think to myself, I might try something new,
and it always ends up being an absolute failure, and
I just go back to my jeans. Yeah, but I'm
quite happy with these pants. I've got another pair as well,
a bit different keys either are blue, a navy sort
of a blue. It looks it's nice to have a
in summer. And just to mix it up a bit, Jase,
I've got my blue jeans, but they were dirty, and

(01:42):
my black jeans and they were dirty. And the great
gray jeans are just a little bit heavy for the
kind of warmth that we've been enjoying at the moment.
So long story short made. Yeah, just bored them.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Mike, wait to get the shaft to a flyer, Mate, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Hey, well, Jase asked the question, and I wouldn't be
right to me not to ask it. I know the
listeners give a ship, you know I.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Will maintain does no matter what you're wearing, Mate, you
could wear a bloody potato sack. It'd still look hot.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I appreciate that, man, especially coming from an absolute mad
dog and a six son of a bee like yourself. Yeah,
I'm disappointed today that you wearing your classic Jimmy Barnes
blue check working man's shirt. Yeah, well I am and
hard a working man a backbone you always have been.
But after yes, you set the new standard with your

(02:31):
lemon shirt. Sure, but you know you got you got.
You can't have that every day, mate, People get sick
of a good thing at the end of the day.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Hardy j does have blue denim in his veins.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Totally, Telly. What that T shirt you're wearing his? Neat
Keysy dragon Ball?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
No dragon ball z Nodon, it's actually dragon Ball.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yes, the origin is a dragon baller from the Thanks,
really cool.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Man, and it's perfectly ironed as well. It's it's looking good,
as are you? Keezy as all? Mate? Looking really healthy?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's what do you mean healthy?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
See?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Why can't you just say I look good?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Well you look good slash healthy?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay? Yeah, thanks Jay? So do you man? You be healthy?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Thanks? Man's really taking care of myself at the moment.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Actually, yeah, you've taking care of yourself.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I just saw you limp into the office and eat
half a donut.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah, and then you just said, why did I eat that?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Can? I can? I be honest, I cut about a
fifth of it off right, a little cube and.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's not even yours either.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Hey, no, li'sten massive shally head. We don't have a
bit of Guy fawks chet good lord man alive. There's
plenty to sink your teeth into. But let's have some June.
Shall we even a Linny Kravitz.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
The whole Lucky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
And Massive at Tank there on the radio Hodlarky Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past
four o'clock. Of course, Guy walks last night Maggie and
Keysy and you know the situation in my household with
my dog. Yeah, so I got home last night and
she was drugged to the eyeballs.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Man, Yeah, would you give it dachura.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
She was so affectionate your dog. She was just rubbing
her head against me, hey eye there and licking me
and she was just having a good old time. But
true story seven o'clock right, oh no, it was no.
I got home so it was just twenty past seven
last night. She was on the couch, just chilling out.

(04:37):
Still daylight.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Wait, wait was this in the lounge in the lounge.
It was the duck.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
The duck. I haven't seen the duck actually for a
little while. I think it gets freaked out by guy
as well. Yeah, yeah, so twenty past seven, she's lying
on the couch, just chill yeah, daylight still the thing
to little pop of a firework in the far far distance.

(05:06):
Immediately she jumps up on all fours, leaps off the
couch and just starts barking her ass off. And that
was my household till one thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
And here's the interesting thing. Actually, because we stayed up
because it was no point trying to sleep with her
barking like that. We went to bed at one thirty.
The fireworks are still going off. We went to bed,
My wife and I never barked again.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Wait wait, wait, so the fireworks were still going but
you weren't there.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, we were there. We're in our room. We closed
our door, we closed the lounge door. She was in
the lounge where she sleeps. Not a sound, not a peep. Right,
So it's obviously something to do with the fact that
she's trying to protect her clan.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Maybe, Yeah, it doesn't explain when you were away and
she was going nut's barking at the storm. You remember
she was barking at the window.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes, at the thunder actually babet.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Well my daughter was there though, Yeah, well.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
That's right, but because your daughter might have been in
the lounge up and about. So maybe whenever it's guy
fawks or whenever the wind comes up, you guys all
just have to go to bed.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Well, this brings me back to my idea about putting
her in a deep freeze, because then she's isolated and
she doesn't need to protect you, and she'll be sort
of concentrating on you know, when you say deep freeze,
you mean like a deep freezer. Yeah, you know, there's
big she has deep freezers back in the old days.
They don't have them anymore because lifem so convenient, but
just sort of effectively a little a chilled kennel, like

(06:37):
a sedation unit, a sedation unit, a cryo thermal unity,
that's right.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, so you put her in there sort of
a day before build up.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
But certainly, you know, sort of mid afternoon there, right,
and that'll just slow the heart right, also access to
sort of block out the sound as well.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
And so and like in that scenario, we go to bed,
take her out of the deep freezer, put a polling
down and need to just thaw out.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, I think so, man. Or you could put her
on the bench just on one of your chopping boards
there and put a teatwel over it came out in
the morning, she'll be beautiful. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Actually, you can put her in like run the heaps
of like warm water in the bath and then you
put her in there, but then she might start floating.
So you put something like heavy on top of you
know what I mean to.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Like counterweight.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, So what would you do that in that case? Though? No,
you think of something, Yeah, you think of something, yeah,
or just go to bed maybe next guy fawks eh yeah,
yeah sounds yeah. Well I had a bit of an
experience as well last night. We'll get to that. We'll
get to that the next break. But yeah, you know
how I feel about guy fakes. You love it? Eh.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
The whole Aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Hold Ikey yeah guns there on the Radio Hod You
pictured this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty five minutes
past four o'clock. We've just been doing a little bit
of a guy fawks shit, haven't we, Jason. We're just
sort of caring about you and your dog and how
it doesn't stop barking. It just makes for a nightmare
every evening and you don't really enjoy it. And I've
sort of had a similar vibe, a similar feelings about

(08:16):
guy fawks for a while, yes, potentially steaming from you know,
when I was eighteen, I got hit in the eye
where the skyrocket and my eyeball when a drunk mate
pointed at my head and it hit me directly on
my left eye and left me with a probably about
eighty percent vision gone, so pretty much blinded my left eye.
And then moving on from there, you're just like, well,
they've got rid of the good ones, so don't have

(08:37):
double happies anymore. You know, many dynamites you could chuck
at each other or anything like that, So those are
the good ones that I liked, and they're gone, so
who cares?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
And then also there's the animals. The animals freak out
like yours does, like my dog used to amazingly. Last night,
my dog Tinker, she was outside where they're all going off.
She couldn't hear jack shit. She used to. She used
to be the same as Roy, just completely freaking out.
It's exhausting.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
That's a bonus, right, it's the best because Tink is
quite old now, so the fact she can't see your
hair anything.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
It's magnificent. That is the one plus of it. So
my sort of feeling has been, well, do we really
need to have it? I haven't been, you know, I'm
not campaigning for it by any stretch of the imagination,
but I see people's point of view, and you just
have your public displays which I'll never go and see,
and just sort of leave it at that. Well, last
night was my daughter's first first guy for she's five
years old, so I bought a bunch. We put her

(09:33):
a bed at six. She kept on getting up, but
eventually went to sleep, and I got up about nine
thirty when it was nice and dark, and then when
it went out and led off, probably know ten or
twenty different kind of fountains and bangers and one of
those Roman candles, yes, a bunch of those, and she
was absolutely delighted, Yes, thrilled, excited, She had an absolute

(09:58):
ball and it was a great family bonding experience. Sure,
and there's not you don't have a lot of those
where you know, you get to see your kids first
time enjoying something and it's pretty amazing, Like, yeah, we're
just used to it, right, We've been alive for god
knows how many decades.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
We don't like anything, forty three years, Maggie, And you.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Look at these kids and it's it's unbelievable. So for
them it's so exciting, and so you actually get to
enjoy it for a second time through their experience, and
so my viewpoint on it has completely changed. And all
these people out there complaining about the effect that has
on their animals and they can just get stuffed.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
I mean, it's interesting, right because you say that, and
I do remember back the very first time.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was at not the house that grew up in,
the one when I was very young.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
I remember being given a sparklet a hole, yeah, and
being like I'm holding a stick with fire.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
On the end of it.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
This is amazing, yeah, and like we had it's like
a vivid memory that's just come back and Dad lighting
fire weeks for the first time. It was and obviously
is like a core memory now that I can recall.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
All.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Maybe I'm pro fireworks as well. So Jace, you used
to chill on.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
The whole thing.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Man.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I remember my childhood and my first experience, So that
was ninety ninety five. And what my first experience of
fireworks I'm talking about not how old I was. Yeah, right,
as a child, I found them frightening, right, and you know,

(11:27):
I just had They had to put me to bed
because I was upset, right, Yeah, is true.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Nah, Actually they.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Were great and I love them, especially your double happies,
your tom thumbs, all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
We used to have wars chucking them at each other.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, and so it is a bit tricky because it
is I guess it is for the kids, right. If
you're doing it as an adult, then you know, grow up.
Thanks mate.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
I actually do remember as well, when I think it
might have been about four years old or something. We're
at the stock cars, oh and totally watching the stock
cars there, and they lit off some fireworks and I
ran behind the hot dog van and hid and oh yeah,
my whole family had to go home early.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yes, So there's another core memory. But you've got dozens
of core memories like that.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, yeah, didn't you Exma flare up as well?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Did the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
hod Iky the Food.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Fighters there on the radio Oh Rocky Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is four thirty six now, Alison.
We're hitting them to summer. And one of the features
of summer is, particularly if you love your cricket, particularly
if you love your sport, is the Black Clash that
goes on on the eighteenth of January at Hagley Oval
and christ Church there. It's one of the don't miss

(12:39):
sort of sporting occasions, isn't it, Phair.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'd call it unmissible.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Unmissible man, yeah, I would say.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
If someone mentioned it to me, I said, you cannot
miss it, totally, do not miss it. It is of
course the Hot Spring spa T twenty Black Clash in
association with Wolfbrook. They chop and change between Todunger and
christ Church. They do next year it will be christ
Church on the eighteenth there and were giving away not
only tickets to go to the event and also to
sit in the acc Export ultra party zone. You will

(13:07):
have flights for you and a mate. You would have
accommodation for you and a mate at the Novatawel down there.
You will get to go and experience a couple of
adrenaline rush style christ Church attractions. You get it right
on the tram, one of them being the tram How
good you go on the tram Wow?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Just for a wee bit wow?

Speaker 5 (13:24):
You know, just because you don't want to overwhelm you,
you don't get to go to the hot pools out
and you brighten there on the beach, which.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Is a beautiful spot. Adrenaline.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Well, that's the thing. You just want to chill out
after that, heart would be exactly. And to top it
all off, yes, you get to come along to the
Black Class. You get to be in the acc Export
Ultra party zone and for the first innings you get
to sit in a hot spring spa hot tub wow
with old Mogi and it's burnt meat patties.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, met patties.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
So that's pretty damn exciting.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
If you are keen to enter this hodak you dot
co dot and ZID get amongst it there, fellers, yesterday
I mentioned I booked tickets right change the date.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yeah, by accident. This is for your overseas trip to CA. Yeah, yeah,
going on Boxing Day. But you're bagging it up and
you bought them on Christmas Day. There's a way to
make your wife choose between her family and you. Well
that's what you guys were sort of angling towards. So
I doubled down on it. Good, I rang up. I
got them changed, relieving Christmas Eve. Now, yeah, that's because

(14:23):
I was thinking Christmas Day if we leave, If we
left that date, she'd still get to experience a lot
of the stuff in the morning. Sure, Whereas if I
got Christmas Eve, she wrote.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Into experience any family contact whatsoever. No, that's good man.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
So it cost me. It cost me eight hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Her because it's coming out of her money exactly. Yeah,
because you.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Spend all your fine account on your little motorbike. There,
didn't you put.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
A little in front of her. That's a proper sized motorbike.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Seven what was it seven k or something?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
No, it was it seven k.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Don't be ridiculous, right, So it was eight hundred bucks
used to change?

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah, bike eight each to change and now we're going
to sleep.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
So wow, that was a substantial change. Yes, So thank
you heaps for the advice, fellas.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, well, and you know the reality of it is
you've separated her from her friends now and your and
your family. You know, I was very pessimistic about your marriage,
but I'm very hopeful for you now, Keezy. You've got
the tracker on her phone of course, so you know
it's going on. Great guns for you.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Well, that's the thing. I think you're right.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
I would have crumbled if you guys hadn't given me
such great advice. And I just do hope that she
does choose going on holiday with me over spending time
with her entire family, including like her elderly grandparents and stuff.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, she has to now because she's spent another sixteen
hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
That's a fun account, that's right. So you're not going
to blow that on family, no, exactly. So problem resolved.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah, man, good stuff. You're a backbone.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Such a backbone, Keezy. It's Bacy Boysy.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
And Keisy Oasis there on the radio Hot Larky Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes to
five o'clock. Great to have your company, by the way, Fellers,
I want you to know that I really appreciate the
hard work you guys putting on this show. I know
that you know you go and above and beyond for

(16:24):
the listeners out there.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
We do jays. Thank you, you know, and I know.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
That you know you both have been having terrible sleeps
because of the pressure of the show and wanting to
deliver the very best show we can. And I see
it in you backbones, the amount of effort that you
put in, how you coming here full of energy and
all of that sort of stuff. And I thought to myself,
what can I do, What can I do for the

(16:50):
Fellers to show that appreciated.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Well, I think what you've just done is enough for me.
I mean that's enough for me.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
For more.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Oh, you are absolutely And I'm you know, because I
think I think you know, I'm a pretty generous Feller.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
What do you mean, Are you gonna make a joke
about being generously endowed down?

Speaker 4 (17:06):
No? No, I think.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I'm a pretty generous fuel in what way? Well, I'm
just very giving, not very giving.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Oh, No, that's right, because he refuses to donate to
that charity we're involved with every year.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Because it's three dollars.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I'm talking about us here, Fellers, not charities. All right now, listen,
I had a bit of a treat for you because
I know you love your music, don't you. You love
your music.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
I could take it or leave it, to be honest, really, no,
I love music. I'm working radio, you know.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, sure, sure chill, isn't that. I've recently changed my
plan on Spotify and I've changed it to a family plan, right,
and thinking that I get all my family on it
and a couple of me girls there they're like, no, no,
no things all good?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Oh gee, So.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I've got two slots left and howdy J. Spotify family
plan and Fellers, I'd like.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
You to have them, right wow? Okay, so you've got
something for free there and you want to.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Well, I mean it's free for you fellas.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Oh howdy J.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Will fop the bill obviously?

Speaker 4 (18:15):
What's that like?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Twenty bucks a month?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
About nineteen? But I just want to give you guys
the opportunity so you don't have to pay anything to Spotify.
You just go on hoodie Jay's please.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Why hang on? Why though?

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Because I know that you don't just do stuff like this.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah. My only question would be what's in it for you?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, seeing you guys happy, rewarding your hard work, you know,
giving you encouragement so that we keep doing the best
radio show in the country, all of that stuff. And
because I know, you know, life's tough at the moment
for people, and I just want to give you something
that you can enjoy for free and just take a
bit of financi because I know you've totally blown your

(18:55):
your fun account Keezy and Mogi, I know you're under
the gun, mate, I'm under the You've got lots of outgoings,
and it just is just my way of giving back.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Can I just say that my music account, my Spotify
account is it doesn't come into my fun account. It
comes out of my passion account. Because you know I've
got certain things we're passionate about.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Well, this is the thing that you can just shut
that down, not pay a cent, and old hardy J
will The one.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Thing I'm concerned about is I don't want to be
in any way connected to you and your terrible throbber choices.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Well, I mean there is a thing where you can
merge your playlists and stuff, and we can perhaps do
a bit of swatzeas.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
So you want to access to our throbber plant.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
But you know it's just an offer. I mean, you
know you guys, I mean pug Sons Caen. Look at
he's he's shocked that I haven't offered it to him.
And actually I'll give you some cash instead, Pugs of that?
All right, mate, I mean I'm all good, Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
It sounds like a lot of Edmond. How do we
sort of do it?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
So it's really easy. I send you a link, your
click on it, and then that comes back to me
and I can sort it from the field.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I think what he's doing is like invite some mates
to join up and.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
You get to get free free man.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is that what's going on here?

Speaker 4 (20:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
No, that's way too many, that's five.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
No.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, It's just something I wanted to do for you.
You don't have to decide now. I'll send you the links.
You can click it or don't click it is okay,
it's all g by me.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
All right, all right, thank you, Thank you, very generous
of you. It's not like you at all, which is
why I'm so suspicious. Can I jump on your Disney
Plus account because I don't have that.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Actually you probably can, Kisy just don't remember the past
where that's all.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Hong k Win three Eyes to the Front, four twenty.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
He's Tom Petty for.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey List.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Indeed, Tom Pitty there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon, coming up after five o'clock, A big
show on prov And if you've got any scenarios that
you'd like us to do in this particular improv, I
text them through on three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
That's right this week, I believe Hoity j and I
will be acting it out. So if you do send
through a scenario, we want like a place, a premise
and a character for me to play in a character
for Hoody Jada, And you.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Can pump that through on the talk back set up
on iHeartRadio as well. They're just pushing a little microphone
there and dear, we'll have a listen.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
It's right everyone that sends something through. By the way,
and the drawer for a toy prize pack.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yere so Kezy has yet another ethical dilemma.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Yeah, I don't have heaps of ethical dilemma. I just
have dilemmas. This one is an ethical dilemma though, sure, okay,
all that after five.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
The whole aching Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Ike here, welcome back here, massive Backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Poor you we get it in, Get it in. Haven't
been on it?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, so I haven't been.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
That's all in celebration of been bringing back the famous
toy billboard fellas.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
What of those?

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Mate? I've been telling you for ages, Jason, This country
could do with a laugh, particularly on a day like this.
I know you could do with a laugh today, mate,
Look at you and sad sack.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, it's not mean to try and make you laugh.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Jay. It's a very very very grim day for humanity today.
But I'm not going to go into it.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
You go on, want to make you laugh?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah, that's good stuff, mate, Yeah, hang on, what's coming
up to say?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Have a little thing about what you're gonna make me
laugh with and I'll tell you what's coming up. We've
got some big show improv. By the way, if you've
got scenarios that you want us to play out, give
a roll to Keysy you roller old Hoody Ja Texas
three for eight three. They're pouring in and Keysy has
another ethical dilemma where.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Explain no idea what it is.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
And also I want to know the politics of trees
growing over your property and whether or not you can
or can't cut said trees.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Right, that sounds good, Hordi sounds to me like muscless
and radio totally. And speaking of green Day, you waiting
for your joke you meant to make you laugh?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Man, oh.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Butt and mushroom, damn it.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
And Keiseyde she had there on the radio Hodache Big
Show eleve a minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Feelers my wife's away At the moment she touchdown back
in Auckland, I think at about two pm a pilot. No,
but she was on a plane which was driven by
a pilot. Movie, Oh yeah, yeah, is driven?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
To be fair, it was piloted by a pilot. How
would I like to say?

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Anyway, So she touched out about two By that stage
I already left. But I decided this morning to take
advantage of the fact that she is not here and
get outside with the old hedge tremor and the clippers
and all that and trim back. We've got this big
fence with some ivy growing on it. Trim all the
ivy back and stuff, and then also get out the

(23:59):
what are the really long cuddy the really long cuddy things.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
She's the really long one when you reach up and
you can get branches.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Actually, I might need to borrow that the long handled
secret tears.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yeah, we'll get.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Into that off here.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Man.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Sure, no, you can't, by the way.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
So I decided to take advantage of the fact that
not only was she not home, my neighbors went home
and they have a backyard that backs onto ours that
is just straight up overgrown. They don't care. Actually, I
imagine that's kind of what your backyard look.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Like, Jason Well sitting parts of it's he sure, that's fair.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
That's right, because I've got a way larger backyard than us,
and it's hard to keep on top of everything. Their
trees grow over our fins. Yes, block a lot of
light into our house, and there's all sorts of weird
vines and stuff growing over. So I jumped the fence,
pulled out all these rugged vines, and I know they
don't care about and also on my side, cut a
whole lot of branches off of the trees, all of

(24:52):
which we're hanging over into my property.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, what's the deal with that? Do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Look, I've got the very similar scenari where my neighbour's
trees are growing very much over my property, and I
know that if I prone them, you get me old
chainsaw out and prune them Alike, I'd like to off
my property, they'd probably kill the trees. And I've had
that same dilemma. It's also complicated by the fact that
I have this massive oak tree at the back of

(25:19):
my tree, back of my house and property that's about
to fall on their house. So I don't want to
sort of provoke them into anything. You know what, you're
going to do anything about that, But I genuinely don't
know what the morals what you do in that situation.
Whether you're entitled to go, yes, I'm going to slice
off all that tree because it's growing over my property.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Anything that is on your side of the fence, you
are able to you can cut. Yes, I do think
it's on your side of the fence. But the way
that the way to do it, and I mean, you know,
it's probably pretty crazy. Idea is going to have a conversation.
What go and have a conversation with your neighbors. And
I had to do them. I've had to do that
before as well. And went over there and say, look man,

(26:00):
And this was when I had that place that had
the pool, and he had a couple of trees that
every leaf was falling into my pool rented property. By
the way, I was still going to court with the
landlord trying to get my bond back. Good time. I'll
keep you updated there feels. But yeah, we just chopped
he said, I hate that tree as well, So we
cut it back to a nub. We cut it back

(26:21):
all the way back to a nub, and he paid
half the bill. I've got a numberist.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
See that's great, that's really nice.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
You like that.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Yeah, but I know for a fact that this property
that backs onto ours is just a massive it's out west.
It's a big one of those big old properties of
a just plunker house sort of at the front of it,
and then it just has a giant backyard.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
They're probably in their seventies. Sure, they don't care.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
How do you know? Have you spoken to them so
you know they don't care? No, I know that they
want to get something done, But you know they just
need a fine, young, keen sort of fellow whose community
minded and wouldn't mind getting over the fence there and
helping them out a little bit. Because God knows he
doesn't do God knows he doesn't do anything all day. Mogi.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
It's hard enough keeping my yard in order, all right,
And that's what I was trying to do. So I
get out there. I trimmed them back. They haven't noticed.
I don't think I'd have no idea because I'm not
certainly not going to talking to them. That would be bizarre. Ye,
hang on a sick. I thought I was about to sneeze.
So I've cut it back a we But I think
it looks fine. I've taken the branches, put them on

(27:16):
my side of the property, and we've got a little
branch pile that I sought out at some stage.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
I haven't thrown them onto their side or anything. Wall
I like that. Do you think that's okay?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yeah, I think that's okay. You see the dilemma I
have in terms of talking with my neighbor, is that
I think one of them, my neighbor's six, truly attracted
to me. Yeah, I don't want to open up that
whole can of worms, so we don't check.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Well, we've got a couple of things going on here, Kyzy.
I would say you have got an issue because you've
trespassed on their property and they can do you for it,
and in fact I hadn't carriage them to Jason. You've
got a problem where you've got a tree hanging over
a neighbor's house, where it's on the brink of falling
over and crushing people, and actually people's lives are at rest,
but you don't want to spend three grand I'm sorting
it out. So both of you have got something that

(28:00):
need to be sorting out here. Jacentry has been hanging
over that house for at least three years, as long
as we've been doing the show. At some point it
will happen. There will be a record of it on
the radio. I worry for your safety. You will be
put in jail, and I don't want you being made
somebody else's bitch in the slammer, because that is exactly
what will happen.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I'm open to that.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
The hod Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
We am there on the radio Hodo remember this Wednesday,
and the time is twenty four minutes past five o'clock
and it's a Wednesday, which means it's time for this.
Oh why sounds free lines, camera actionly No, it's time
for the Big show prog.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
This is exciting. It is Yeah. Every now and again,
you know, you sort of come up with an idea
and it just takes off. We've been doing this for
a few months now, and as soon as we asked
that our listeners out there to provide us with some
ideas to do these improvs here, scenarios, scenarios, they just

(29:06):
explode the text, flooding in on three, absolutely pouring in.
So that's how we know that people absolutely love it.
They do so what we got the reason why we
started doing this was because Kezy is represented by Jase
Jason's agent as an actor. Keysy's getting nothing out there,
so we thought this is the closest we can get
to a proper workshopping. Sure, and you know who better

(29:29):
than to do it with. In two of New Zealand's
leading dramatic actors, Hoody Jay myself. So today's scenario is, well,
it's topical and the caller the text pointed us out today, Kezy,
you're going to be you're at home. You're going over
to see your next door neighbor because you're concerned that

(29:51):
his massive oak tree, which is about eighty foot in
the air, it's sort of hanging over your house and
threatens to crush the entire thing. So you're going over
there to have a yarn with them and just see
if it's okay if you go halves on on chopping
the bastard down there. Of course, howly Jay, you're going
to be the next door neighbor there, and you you

(30:12):
know you haven't got much money. We'll put it that.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Way, okay, right, kind of neighbor as easy.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
And determine that that's right. It's all improvised.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
I'll start jaspy. I'm knocking on the door, right, okay, alright,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Hello, is anybody home? Hello?

Speaker 4 (30:42):
You're at the wrong house, man, it's the house on
the other side.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, wondering what you're doing there?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Okay, I'm just walking over to the other Can you please.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Sorry, I'm just in the shower. Just give me a minute.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Okay, I can come back later if you want. Okay, Well, actually,
I mean it's actually a pressing math. It's actually a
pressing matter.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
And look, if you could come back later that it'd
be great. So the shower, champoo and so forth. In
my hair.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Well, you seem to be able to hear me. Why
don't we just have the conversation like this.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Look, I don't like shouting, and I can't really hear
because the water's passing into my ear drums. Here, Look,
if you can come back later on the afternoon, we're
gonna have a chit chat whatever it might be.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Who's knocking on the door, babe?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oh I know, I think it's that neighbor guy.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Sorry, is that your wife?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Maybe I could talk to her.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Oh no, she talk to me.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
She's in the shower with me.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
No, school, you'll have to talk to my husband. I
don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Okay, yeah, okay, are you sure? It seems like you
can hear me.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
If you could just come back later, that be sweet.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Airs.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I just think that's for the purpose of what we're
doing right now. If you were to just have the.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Co bro, shut you shut that. I'm sorry made the
dogs just going zacks.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
I thought you were talking to me, babe.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Oh no, I never speak to you like that, doll.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
That's not true. He does.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Are you sure I can't just speak to your wife?
I men, it seems weird that I'm not allowed like that.
Seems like pretty weird.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Well, like I say, my cheese in the shower with me.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
So I'm trying to watch us here. Yeah, well someone's
got to what's what's the manna?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I was just saying, I live in the house next doore.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Oh we know that already.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Get on with it, man, Yeah, could you coach your
kittens when you're making love? By the way, I'm sick
and tired of seeing your naked eyes hammering away.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
I just, I just I can work on that if
maybe you guys can return serve We But just a
giant oak tree there is hanging over my house, and
I've just noticed it's really started to lean quite a
lot recently.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I'm just worried it's gonna flatten my house.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Could do what I have to say? I had to
say that, what's your name?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Chris?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Chris had to say Chris, Mother nature No.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
I know Mother nature and it's fear players work, get it.
But it's just it's on your property. The other way
I put it is it's God's will.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
No, do you believe in God, Chris?

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Not?

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Really?

Speaker 6 (33:10):
You should?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
You should? So what hell have you not got a
relationship with Jesus?

Speaker 5 (33:14):
I think it would be a pretty Christian thing for
you guys to do.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
To just come and have a chat with me about this.
We can solve it now.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
It sounded really unauthentic.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Absolutely, as I say, lad, if you can come back later.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
On the Harbo after.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
We finished the show, we'll have a cap of Tina
chit chat.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
All right, Okay, fine, how long is the shower going
to take?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
About four hours?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Of the Hodiking Big Show.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
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this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Now.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
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Speaker 2 (33:51):
Is that where I come in?

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yeah, and I could do it if you want. I
just worry making because you don't actually like golf. No,
it's only I just don't like playing it or watching it.
Been around it that I'm into it. I watched the
Masters highlight, yeah who was on the news. But outside
of that, yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Well look, Jason and I to be honest, Jason has
been banging on about getting into golf for a couple
of years now. Finally got around to geting himself some clubs.
I know you guys have been, you know, playing for
a couple of months now. You've had one game, We've
had two games of nine holes aka one game that
is a four round, four round, which one although it
was hips playing up, has given.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Him really is it's weird.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Have you got a dicky hip?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Not usually?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
No, what were you doing nothing?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Have you ever had a dicky hip? No? Have you
ever had a hippie dick? Yes?

Speaker 5 (34:45):
So the Big Show Swingers Club has started up. It's
basically it's it's an excuse for me and Hoidy, j
and Pugsard and Mogi. If he's into it.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah, and I do want to get into it.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah that is. It's a great thing to get into.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
But we want to go and play some of the
best courses in New zeal We want golf, carts, drinks, food,
all that provided will then do the show from the
clubhouse afterwards, which is pretty cool, and we want four
of you to come and join us for a day
of golf and the big show as well. If you
are keen, head to Hodaki dot co dot MZ yourself
from the drawer there. We are going to be calling
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(35:22):
next week, which is pretty exciting, and we're playing at
middy Way Golf Links on Auckland's stunning West Coast.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Really nice course. I've always wanted to play there, so
that's good.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
I reckon it's the sort of thing I do want
to get into because I feel like I could do
with a bit of golf in my life. I feel
like I could do with the walk, yes, But for me,
I think I'll probably just have to go out and
get lessons, right, and then once I've got a few
lessons and I can go out and actually enjoy it,
because I won't enjoy just it would be an absolute debacle. Yes,
I've got a few issues. One of the issues is

(35:51):
I haven't played for over twenty years and I've probably
played four rounds in my entire life. Yes, right, so
that's not great. The other thing is I'm blind in
my left eye as discussed, so when I take position
over the ball and then I hit the ball, the
left eye is the eye that picks up where the
ball is going when you look up right. So because
I'm a blind in that eye, I've got no idea

(36:13):
where the ball So I can have an amazing shot
which I never have, and I can't see where it is,
so I can enjoy the winds because every time I
hit the ball and I've just got no idea, So
I need somebody to stand behind me then come in
and tell me where it is, yes, which kind of
just drains any enjoyment out of it that you can
possibly hear.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
That makes sense, That makes sense because like I'll play
four good shots in around, yeah, and that makes all
the other that will make all the other fifty five
bad shots. Yeah, that's what you're coming back exactly.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
To be honest, even having lessons, you're still not going
to be able to walk out there and oh no,
no no, But I'm talking about like I don't even
know how to hold the club, you know, And that
is key. I think that just having somebody tell you
this is how you hold the club.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Actually I need too, Yeah, because I don't do the
link of the fingers there like you do. Keysy.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
I feel like we're really selling the Swingers Club to
hold the clubs properly.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
But if you want to come and play, somebody's the
nicest course.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah, with a bunch of absolute weapons.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
This is a real stupid idea. Hodik dot co dots.
You get yourself in the drawer.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
There, beautiful mewd away next week a yeah, keen.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
The hdiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodike.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Lolocome back your massive backbones. You are listening to the
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Speaker 7 (37:40):
Get it, get it inside, you get it in you Hey,
question for your fellas, was I wearing a jersey when
I came in today?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
You weren't when you came out of the b y c.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Okay, that's hey. Listen to the podcast outro was just
our warm up to the show, and we put it
out in podcasts form and the podcast numbers came out today.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah, biggest in the world again.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah, unbelievable. Numbers in fact, actually unbelievable. They've been reviewed.
I just got an email about they've been reviewed because
I seem too high.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Seriously.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, it's just jealousy though, Yeah, trying to take us
down a pig or two men.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, politics, good luck with that. What were we chatting
about today, Keezy?

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I assume you were off on some sort of tangent
because today's Clipper is just called racist.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
There was another dud. The thing about it is, Jason,
is that you love it when they put the little
English subtitles on the foods at the Asian supermarkets. But
as soon as they put like moldy names on streets
and all that sort of thing, you can blow up.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Yeah, everyone should go and listen to that, and you
just search Hoduky Big show where you get your podcasts from,
comes out every day, so ten to fifteen minutes, and
Puck Sun also does a best of the days, a
highlights package of the day's radio show too.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, great stuff, pretty good stuff.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah. So today it was just me accusing Jason's been
a massive racist and then laughing like a psychopath at
my own joke sort of for about ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
You know, I joined in Yeah, I said, actually, it's
quite funny.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
It was funny.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah, because clearly I'm not. I mean, clearly I'm not.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
I wouldn't say clearly, but I know deep down, yeah,
you're not always racist.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Yeah. Oh god, I'm just gonna sort of stand back
from this conversation. But I don't feel comfortable.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, no, neither do I. I mean, I actually value
my career keasy, unlike some people that just showed away
with random comments on the radio.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Mate the whole actually big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Keyingsibly on there on the radio. Hod Big showed this
Wednesday evening. You know what, Margie, we haven't had much
gym chat. Are you still doing the gym? I feel
like you've sort of abandoned it. No, I'm still doing it. Man,
you dried up chicken breast.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
No I haven't. You're right, Yeah, you're right, I haven't today,
but I'm still doing it. I had a way in
this morning, but I'm done with my bulking joshub So
now it's time to what does it get shredded for
R and V? Sure, so that should take about six weeks,
but I'm only probably going to give myself about a month.
But I've weighed in kezy, how much you can on
weighing in it? Brother, I reckon, you had weigh ninety

(40:34):
one ninety five kilos in it, which is the heaviest
I've ever been in my life. Wow, I've never been
so heavy. And last year I think when I did
the same thing, I came in at ninety one and
roy two and I got down to eighty one far
up on the shred, which was too much. I looked, well, yeah,
but I won a competition in five hundred bucks, so

(40:56):
it was worth a glory sure, and and so this
so I'm starting my sheet now, So I'm just going
to do a weekly little catch up on how much
weight I've managed to lose. But I reckon, I'll probably
only get down to about eighty seven. That's still bananas.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
What that's eight Kgs's crazy? How much you wait? Easy?

Speaker 5 (41:18):
I've weighed ninety slash twenty ninety slash ninety one for
the last like six seven years.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
How much ninety one.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Ninety to ninety one I had? I got a real
bad flu about six No, it wouldn't been. It was
about four years ago, and I lost ten kg's right,
from three days of not being able to eat and
just sweating.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yeah, and then you get that back on pretty quick though.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Way I kind of bounce back, like a month later,
I was back to my normal weight.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
So I don't know into the and stuff, but of course.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
That's going to stop soon. Yeah, the ability to start
that way. Oh yeah, So I'm speaking to most of it.
What about you, Hordy j I'm seventy two, yes, no,
but your your weight, not your age.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Seventy two. You've been hovering around there for the you know, yeah,
you'd be sort of at an age as that where
you wait keeps on going down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because
they're sort of shrinking, an't we.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Well, when I think I told you Fellas when I
went back to the gym just recently, I was like,
I used to be seventy five and then I was
seventy and I was like, what the.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Yeah, where have you lost that from? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
I tell you where. I haven't lost it from where
I can't tell you on the radio magie.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Well, it hasn't stopped you in the past.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
So but the thing with you, Jason is you walked
in today and you know where you staggered and with
your sore herp, with your dicky herp, and then you
said happy dick, with your happy dick, and you said
I haven't eaten anything to say nothing, not not anything.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Yeah, I hadn't. It's a mystery.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
And then for donut, that was bad plan. That was
the whole donut.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
The other interesting thing, hoody jay, and you'll know this
is that when you had about forty you start losing
one percent of your muscle mass. Yeah, and then from
forty five about one and a half to two percent
of your muscle mass every single year. So when you
see the elderly sort of walking along in there and
they're all bent over and they're struggling to drag this
skeleton around, it's because they don't have enough muscle mass
to carry that around. Yeah. So unless you want to

(43:13):
end up like and you have no chance of you
doing that because out a bit. Yeah, thanks man, But
that is an interesting thing, right, So eventually you're just
a skeleton with a little bit of muscle.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Well, that's what someone told me is as as you
get a don't don't worry about your fitness and all
that jazz. Just make sure you get your strength.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
You keep the muscle, don't worry about musudio, keep your
muscle on.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
You might have told me that, yeah, probably.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Yea cardio so yeah same. Oh guys, Hey, Jim Chat,
how good.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
The Hdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
And excess there on the radio. Hold urkey big show
this Wednesday afternoon. Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah, people love that. I just watched the more Slow Horses.

(44:24):
Uh yeah, that's all I got to say about. That's great.
Love it the front Mogie.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Eva, Man, that was a shocker.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
You're right, I watched nothing.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Why do you ask? Why do you ask?

Speaker 4 (44:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
There was no point.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
We'll see it because of this stuff we talked about
earlier with the dogs yea, the fly forks, fireforks.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Seriously, it was just no fireflis.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
So I just spent the whole evening making it. Should
you should have put a dog show on, making around
up all the dogs and the heaps are back in anyway.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Nah, it was just no point. It was just one
of those situations where we just gave up and went,
this is stupid. Certainly not wasting this in between with
my dog carrying on like a tool in the background.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Ye, what happened to shop again?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Ah? About one thirty?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yeah, yes, until you play scrabble or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Now we just sat there fuming.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Did you put your skull candies on? Nah? Didn't you?
Why not?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
I don't know, just I was I was so frustrated
and annoyed that I just sat there.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
There was a lot of fireworks last night.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah, skyforwks.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yeah, okay, I'm out West as well. But you know,
I feel like now I hear way more fireworks being
where I am than anywhere else. I like, I've lived
near One Tree Hill in Auckland, which is a bit nicer,
I guess traditionally than that West, especially where you are tenfold, Jason,
I don't want to be the guy to tell you

(45:55):
that Tattoo is far better than wherever you live.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Clean eaton gli eat. It's far than Glyn.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Either way, we're both out West and we're both Yeah,
we're proud West.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I am.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I'm never leaving the West.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
If you're trying to find somewhere in the city at
the moment, aren't you. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Pretty much Parnell, you were saying, I hate the West?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
What did you watch Keysy? Last night?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I was home alone Lucy and Pugs didn't come around.
It's just me.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
So I played PlayStation from eight pm until eleven pm
and then went to bed.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Good stuff.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
But some playing this game right that Pugs recommended. A minute,
hang on, just let me Mike, He goes, So it's
this game that he's recommended. It's famously quite a tough game.
People that nobody of games. It is called Bloodborne from
a long time ago. Anyway, when I was at my house,
he was like, go up to that part there, and
there is a boss that I have never been able
to beat that are so tough.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Are you going to situation?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I went up there.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
You're going to break your bet, You're going to break
your arm, petting yourself on the bed because this is
the thing.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
No, no, no, it's not about it's patting me on the back.
I went up there, beat the bars straight away.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Yeah, I think Pugs are shit at his favorite game
of all time.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Yeah, I didn't her about do you hear about kezy Man?
He's really good at this game.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
And then I made chicken soup and it was the
best chicken soup in the world.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
I have never said made chicken soup is the best
in the world. I'm just saying I make a great
chicken soup.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Sorry to be honest. What I actually made was an
iced coffee. It was the best iced coffee in the world.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Fellas, I have never seen.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yes, you have that.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
My ice coffee is are the best in the world. Geezy?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Are they though?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Who jammed there on the radio Honnkey Big Show this
Wednesday evening, Fellers, Hey, yeah, good, Hey watched this here
about big deck Energy? Keezy?

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I just had on the office and someone said, are
you doing the big deck energy in the show today?

Speaker 4 (47:59):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Again?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Similarly, I was at the urinal and there's a fellow
in there asking me all about.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
It about big deck energy.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
I've heard you've got big deck.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Energy, right you sure you were saying big deck Energy was.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
A big deck but I thought he was. It just
sounded like it was related to what we've been doing
on the show.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Because obviously we were running big Deck Energy at the
moment here on the hdcky big show. Because of course
it's not the size of your deck that counts, it's
what you do with it.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Can you tell us all about it? Actually?

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Sure, trade tested dot co dot exist that is a
great website with a bunch of trade tested products. Anything
you can think of that would bloody go well in
terms of a trade and also things like on your deck,
your backyard di y. They've got you covered all right,
and they have put together a prize pack.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
What's in the prospect?

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Hang on, there was a comma. It wasn't a full style.
I thought you were just riffing and full stop. I
use grammar when I'm riffing, right, Sorry, So they've put
together a prize pack that will help you get your
dick in shape for summer.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Great stuff up to the value of five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
That's a fair amount of you know, that's a dollar
of cast about.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Five what's that value there at the moment, Mogi.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
I think it's plumbert it Actually the New Zealand dollars
gone through the floor. It's with about eight bucks.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
But trade tested dot koto insid is also in New Zealand,
so it's probably worth five thousand dollars New Zealand zeal Friday.
Over the next two weeks, we're drawing one deer Kona,
awarding them five thousand dollars worth of trade tested products.
If you are keen, go to Sorry Megie just threw
something in my head while I was.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I just saw that it's very unprofessional.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
If you are keen, here to Hodaki dot co, dot
in zid into the air. Also have a look at
trade Tested dot koto inside have all we look around
actually stuff you might want from the website, which is.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I love those sort of websites, man, because I love
my diy as you know yellow.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Yeah, you're always doing it yourself, Jack.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
I'm always He's an absolute mood today, is it?

Speaker 4 (50:03):
He is?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
But no, I love that stuff. I'm getting into it.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
I'm always on the Trade Tested website. That's what I'll
get on. You know, in the morning you sort of
check your sites, you go your Insta there, you won't
go a couple of news sites. I will always lead
the day with trade tested, right absolutely.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
See the latest stuffy yeah and the Instagram and then
yeah yeah yeah yeah. So if you keen trade tested
dot cuto and have all we squizz and then head
to hudak you dot co dot ins get yourself and
the draw. But it does involve you sending us a
photo of your dick aka dick pic.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I believe there's sort of one hundred dollars giveaways too
of stuff as well as a nick well or is
that just my imagination?

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Well, if you send in your picture of your dick
right and all the details of a dak you dot
koto and sending a photo of it if it needs
some love, and you could be in the drawer for
daily one hundred dollars spot prizes.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Time how good Man Trade, tested, Man Hurdarky.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Well, there you go, your the ad bastards. That's your
Wednesday show, done and dusted. We got through the hump day.
What's for tea tonight, Maggie?

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Oh tonight. I think I'm probably having another chicken breast,
just on its own. So if you're can imagine a
white porcelain plate with a white chicks with a little
sprinkle of white salt.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Yeah, any like rice or broccoli or beans, a bit
of white ries.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
No, I can't have any carbs now, I'm off that,
but might have some beans. Treat myself. Yeah, good stuff, mate.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
What are you eating tonight, Kezy.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
It's a winking at me, Well say treat myself tonight.
My wife is home, she's gonna warn but she's actually
playing and on APLE.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Tonight, so it's another it's another keezy bachelor now no no, no, no,
no no no.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
She's got two games on.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Actually what is quite good because she's going to be
making tacos and then I'll get home probably like seven thirty,
but she's her game starts at seven thirty, so there'll
be tacos there ready to go.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
My wife's tacos? What sorry, what the hell are you?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
It's all good, mate, it's all good.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Jace.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Yes, what are you having? Man?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
You can curry tonight? I think fellows. Yeah, and my
wife's going to be home so we'll enjoy.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
It to get the rule be going off again as well.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah, because she will be. I'm guaranteed this will go
on for the next week.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Why don't you try just like, do you have a laptop?
Do you know what a laptoppers?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
That's what we're going to do. We're going to just
watch it on the leg if.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
That works, and close the curtains in the lounge, or
however you shut up, you know, close the shutters, whatever
you do.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Beatting down the hatches.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Yeah, man, trying to think of how old fashioned houses close.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Up, going to our little underground bunker, that's right.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yeah, and then just see if that stops it.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Yeah, it's been a pleasure bring to you the show today.
It's been all over the place. But make sure you
you ge up the Instagram account. Also all my hip
just gave me a twang there. Also check out the
podcast Till Tomorrow, See you later on