FULL SHOW: The Perfect Europe Itinerary

On today's show, Jase has big plans for next year, Mike isn't happy with the new Feng Shui and Keyzie's leaving his wife behind.

TIME HEALED NOTHING:
(00:00) Intro: The Oily Shirt
(03:17) Keyzie wants to try something new...
(9:03) Solo travellers!
(13:00)  Get to crankin'
(16:15) What's On Telly?
(23:44) Intro: Excitey J
(25:21) Jase's Europe Itinerary 
(32:15) FELLAS IN FIJI
(36:33) One & A Half Mogeys
(42:31) Intro: Keyzie's dinner
(44:28) What's On The Dinner?
(48:12) Trade Testin'
(50:44) A Message To Breakfast
(55:12) Farewell!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Show, really big Jason Hoitch Night, Minogue and I'll kidd
are you mad Vase. It's great to have your company
this Tuesday afternoon, the second of September twenty twenty five,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show,
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
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great stuff. Speaking of which, Moggie and.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
You're very clean, very tight white T shirt, their house life.
You're Stallion, go, I'm.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Pretty grass your mad dog, your six son of a bee. No,
you got your linen shirt on today? What do you
just it's not linen? Is some made out of some
kind of oil or some kind of a derivative of oil?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it looks good though.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's one of those shirts. And I know it's weird
because it's just gray and it's just a sort of
business ye kind of weird shit. I just like how
I fit.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
It make sense, it's nice fits.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's a terrible shit, but I like how.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I wouldn't say it was terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I'm wearing a T shirt that I similarly like the
feed off, but it's riddled with holes. But I just
can't give it up. I love the holes because I
don't make them anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Kezy.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
That's the problem I've got, man, What about you, brother?
What do you hate about what you're wearing?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
They don't make playing, long, plain white T shirts not
like that? No, you know, I mean, I've already admitted
what I hate about my My shoes are two big
oh yes, but I love them, yes, but they do
get in the way and I trip over stuff more
than I used to.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah. Other than that, man, I'm stoked with what I'm wearing.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's funny because I tried his shoes on the other day.
Because he's banging on about how how big they were.
I couldn't get the bass on what you feet.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Are so massive?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
So hang over, wait, so now if you task take
a wide view of that, I think what he's saying is,
And forgive me if I'm mistaken here getting it.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I doubt you what you're mistaken, Maggie.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
But go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Are you trying to suggest that because you've got massive feet,
you've also got a massive downstairs.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm not trying to suggest it, Kesey, I am suggesting it.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Good for you, man, she's a way bigger than yours.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
By the way, Hey, now, Mogi massive showy head mate,
don't we.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, she's an absolute monster. Today I got to say,
we're going to be chatting all sorts of exciting stuff today.
There'll be a little bit of meat penny nips later on. Jase,
you're thinking about going to Europe and Kesey and I
are going to help you out with that. And Keysy's
got some ideas around free drink etiquette all right, because
Keysy is always trying to squeeze a dollar out.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You know what I'm saying to man, plus another chance,
maybe two. We've decided not doing that to get yourself
in the drawer for the Fiji golf trip with the beach,
did we? Okay, let's do it, Oka Beautiful Stay Temple pilots.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hod.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
And it's just there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time eleven minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Hey, something's been on my mind lately, something that I've
been sort of kicking around and toying with the idea
of but I'm actually too scared to bring it up
with my partner. Wow, it's something I want to do. Yeah,
but I'm not sure she'd be into it.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
We've all been there, Yeah, I mean you have actually
brought it up with her before and she was not
into it.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
What are you talk I'm talking about going on a
solo holiday. Yeah, what do you what do you think
I was talking about.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Just a particular scenario that you right, Yeah, she'd seen na.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Maybe another time we'll chat about that. No, going on
a solo holiday. It's something I've like Thailand, fantasized about. Yeah,
Thailand could be a destination. Thailand, you know, somewhere in
Southeast Asia, your Vietnam's Jason Cambodia I've been to recently.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Loved that Laos something like that.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
You know.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Obviously before I went there, i'd learned how to say
the name you need to. I didn't stop you in
the past anyway, But going somewhere like that and for
like two weeks, hiring a motorbike and no cameras for once,
just a backpack.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
On what goes like just because I've heard people that
have traveled solo. They go, oh, mate, at some point
in your life, you have to do a solo holiday
because it's amazing. And I've never been on holiday away
from my wife or beyond that were you know, with
my family for example, I've never been just on my own.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah, yeah, I've been whilst on holiday. I've ducked out
on my own for an hour while my wife was
having a nap.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
And what stays.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Stop saying that, No, just had a beer. I remember
once I dropped some laundry off and had a beer
while it was washing, picked it up and I was
like this, the laundry off look paid for it.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
What can I just say, keezy, I get it? Of
no interest to me?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
The joy of overseas travel for me, feelers is ensharing
it with someone else.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
But you've did a channel solo.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I actually have, and I didn't enjoy it at all,
because there's something about sharing something with somebody that makes
it great. But if I was at home and going
on to a coastline or something like that, sure I
could go weeks, months, years by myself for that scenario, right,
But overseas, no, I want someone with me because I

(05:39):
don't know how to book an uber overseas.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I don't even know if they have uber, So i'd
need my wife to.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Sort of organize that sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
The edmin different, you know, Keysey, You and I would
be able to handle something like that, whereas Hoidy J
he needs looking after me. Yeah, he can't just release
him into the world.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well that's the obviously. So you're saying you prefer to share,
well somebody looking after them. Yeah, yeah, because that's not
your attitude when it comes to like bag of chips,
for example, you definitely don't want to share it.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Well it's a different thing though, to be fair, but no,
but I would I would genuinely be a bit weird
if my I'd worry for a sound if my wife
was traveling by yourself overseas, but my daughters when they
do that, I'd freak out right, you know, I'd be
furious if I'd be thinking, I mean, I was staked
when that happened, but I was. You know, she could

(06:30):
be having a fears with Vietnamese people, or you know,
there could be all sorts of stuff going on that
I don't know about right now.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Picture you're in my relationship where it's one hundred percent
secure and we we're very like trusting of one another.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Now keep in mind keys, it's got the tracking device
operational twenty four to seven.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Also, it's me that would be going on the solo holiday,
not my wife, right, So I'd be like, you know,
on a motorbike in Lao and then pulling over checking
the fine my iPhone double chicken.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
She's at work, you know. I just I just And
Also I think if I was to float this with
my wife, she'd be like, you can go do whatever
you want. But I think she'd be a bit upseting.
Oh I'd love to go with you, yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
And you'd say no. And this is the other thing, keasy.
Once you've had a kid who atitude towards you is
going to completely change. You can't wait to see the
back of you. So my wife's just been away to Spain.
She had three weeks by herself and she didn't have
me or our kid, who she loved both of us deeply.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Having a little bit of time to yourself, Yeah, becomes
more and more important as your family continues to grow.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Keasy.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, yeah, Amy, So it's just going to be the
timing of this request, you know, yeah, okay, and his
first couple of weeks after she gives birth.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
It's a good time to have a little break me.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
That's the thing that she can sort of bondy way.
She's not pregnant, by the way, three four eight three
does anyone has anyone been on a solo holiday before?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Do they recommend it?

Speaker 5 (07:50):
How would you feel if your partner when on a
solo holiday without you? Three four eight three or one
hundred HARDARKI anyone that gets in touch in the drawer
for a fifty lot reburg about you?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, great self mate. Ah. Here's the Food Fighters.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdiching.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
The Killers Here on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty two minutes past four o'clock.
We were discussing the idea of going on an overseas
trip without.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Your partner, soul searching trip, a solo tripping, a search
of self discovery for our mate Keysy over here. Now
you might have heard of Eat, Pray, Love, Yes, the
famous book and brilliant film starring Julia Roberts.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
So this is sort of the equivalent for Kezy.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Here he's thinking about going on a trip around Southeast
Asia on his motorbike and just wondering, you know, if
other people have ever done such a thing themselves.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
But also, this isn't something that I'm definitely doing. This
is just something that I've thought of and sort of
fantasized about doing.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
So this we're going to have a binding pole on
the big pole there should Keezy go on a solo holiday, right,
and then I think we'll go fifty to fifty. If
it's a yes, it's binding. If it's no binding, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
And I also because you don't want to talk to
your wife about this because you feel like it's a
bit of a touchy subject. And I think if we
make it.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
That's not what I said at all. I've got a
way of making things sound way worse than they are.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I think if we make it a big poll yes
and the people decide, it takes a pressure off your choice.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
At that point.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
We're not locking it in. I'm just it's just discussing it,
and people are discussing it. On three four eight three,
listen to this one, Feelers. I went for a solo
trip three months around Europe and affords to your station
wagon slipped in the back of a best holiday of
my life.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Mind you, I wasn't married at that point.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Now I can't go to Bunnings without sharing my itinery.
Let's press so Chris is now and draw for a
fifty reburg about your very good I went to Ossie
by myself, left the missus at home and her tennis
coach stayed over, just to make sure she was keeping
up with a training program backbone, So that's good.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
If I had a situation like that, that would.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Be yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, I mean we could pop
in on your wife and stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Actually, now I might flag the whole thing just to
make sure that she's all tickety bookyesy, I don't think
she needs checking up on.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
She's more got her ship together more than I do.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
It's more than me wanting to go overseas and do
this thing. The reason I want to do it solo
is because I know she would hate the trip that
I'm picturing, which is just me with a backpack on
on a motorbike.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Try yourself, and I'm not trying to find I know
where I am. I don't just you know, it's not
so who am I?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
What am I.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Doing with my life? I just thinking, oh god, yeah,
who is Kesy? How did I get here?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
It was more there are all questions we ask ourselves
every day. Kes You don't need to feel self conscious
about it.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Jase, I know who I am, all right, I am?
I am Chris right, I know who I am. Very
comfortable who I am. Just I just a fun trip
I want to do. Would you be comfortable with your
wife going away for two weeks.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
On her own?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
We're too on a motor bike. It's say Miami for
spring break or Gold Coast? The school schoolies.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Well, I'd be like, why is my wife, who's in
her thirties going to school?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'd be like, you know, damn well, it.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Might have been a dream that she's always had to
go to schools.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I wanted to know that. But I'd be like, oh,
as like would have it. I'm also pretty keen to
go to school. Actually no, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
It'll be weird and at least you know where she
is all the time anyway with the tracking thing. But listen,
I think I think it's really good and I think
it's really healthy, that you are getting to that point
of your life where you do want to know yourself better,
you want some time alone.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
And the other thing is you do have to you've
got to be very careful in a marriage that you
have your own experiences that you can bring back and
then share, because if you are doing everything together, you've
got nothing to talk about. Because you've done everything together.
It becomes very dull very quickly. You hear Jason's games, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
We're going to hear some later on because we've got
a soundtrack for them. Now.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Tune in on Radio Nirvana.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is four thirty five. Hey, New Zealand, do
you want to crank your hog? Then listen up?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, in New Zealand, do you want to crank your hog?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
That of course means like pimp your ride, like hot
up your vehicle, super app hot up.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah yeah yeah. Thanks.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
So mates at Panheads and their brand new road hog
in zid I p A. They've come to us, They've
given us a bunch of cash and they've said, hey, guys,
we want to run a competition where people sending photos
of their cars to hdak you dot co dot z
tell us what needs doing, and then they win the
opportunity to maybe get to the funds, yes, to crank
your hog, to pimp your ride.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Actually, it's made me think about Magi when we had
our side car. You know, when we sidecar that was
a mean looking bastard keezy. We put all sorts of
stuff on it.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
What kind of bike was it? It was a Triumph,
It was a Triumph. It was a Triumph.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, twin, we're not related at all. A lot of
people think there, but it's I think it's just a
big honk.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's just a big nose.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Actually just on motorbikes. Gareth from funat
a dropped us a line on he sent through a
photo of his It looks it looks like a Harley there.
My old bike has been sitting in the grass for
two years. Would love to get a running again, new
wheel rooms which are rusty, and new battery of service.
Please blow some life back into the only thing I
have left after focusing on five kids and a lovely

(13:31):
wife for the past eighteen years.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah yeah, that makes me sick a little bit. It's
five kids for a start. Well, you've only got yourself
to blame.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
How have you got?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
But also the thing about it is, and Harley owners
will understand this. If you can't do your own Harley,
then you're not you know, you're not entitled to buy a.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Hard Yeah, that's what I say. If you can't, then
you have no right owning Harley. Have you ever owned
a Harley sheesus?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Can I ask you?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Do?

Speaker 6 (14:05):
You know?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's sund of your business?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Keezy?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
When did you own it?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I'll send you some pecks later on?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah? Cool? Yeah? What style was? Can you send me
some photos of your hog later on? To man. But
the good news is Gareth for funk it a him
and his Harley.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
We can hopefully get it all patched up, get it
back on the road for him and he'll be in
there with the wind blowing through what's left of his
heir and not thinking about the five kids at home
that he's got. So hopefully Gareth fingers crossed. Yes, and
don't forget if you're in a similar predicament. Our mates
at Panhead with a new road hog insid ip a.
They've given us some cash. Just go to hodak you
dot co dot in z, send us photos, tell us

(14:44):
about your vehicle and you could win the opportunity.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Which how's your little truckie game? By the way, Kezy's
going great. You fixed it up, It's all good.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah. I think I've said about ten times I've fixed it.
It's at home. Need you get a warrant for it?

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Ahto the competition the Panhead one.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, I don't know if I can enter. You can
into HOLDARKI competition cans really camp, but you can't win. Ah.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Yeah, So I just sent the photo of my car, yeah,
a little blurb and then I read it out on
the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's right, and cross my fingers.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
There's new order The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, green day there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon of the time is four forty five.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 6 (15:35):
Yeah, yeah, I watched a show called Nube last night.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's a New Zealand comedy thing a jiggy I was on.
It might have been on tvm Z plus maybe not.
I don't know, but it's focused on a a school
rugby star.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
He's the man, he's the champ, he's the coolest.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
But he's gay, Jase, he's gay Chase Well.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
And also, and this is the main thing, not so
much that he is gay, that he's keeping it a secret. Actually,
they had Jeremy Wells and Mikey Havoc redoing that thing
from back in the day with Gores gay with a
couple of actors two, which is pretty funny. Yeah, it's good.

(16:33):
I've got to watch a few more. But I'll keep
your post. And I would have loved it if I
was a teenager. It's very very very sexual, very sexual.
Jerry Jase, he was very sexual. Anyway, so far, I'm
going to go three and a half busies. I'll keep
you updated.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
That's three and a half busies out of five.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yes, it was. It called nubebe. I don't know why.
N w OB.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yeah, there's week because the newb is usually someone who
sucks at a video game.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I thought it was a video game related things. I
never showed any interest in it, but.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Oh, nothing to do with that at all.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
And you said it was very sexual, very very very sexual.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
What was that on that's on TV and Z Plus.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Definitely.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
In the first episode they play a game.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
I don't know because I haven't seen that and I've
gone through this stuff quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, it's I can't probably name the game.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I don't think even though it's not explicit that everybody
knows that it's about a biscuit. You know that one?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah? Yeah, that one.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Is it about the sort of structural integrity of the biscuit. Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I can't help you much today for you because I'm
continuing on with Slow Horses. Just finished series three, and
what I've got to say is normally after a period
of time like that, I'm kind of over it. I'm
still enjoying it.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
I thought it got better, but yeah, it was ever
bad that it was. I thought it continued to get better.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yes, And that's on Apple TV. So if you do
have that, I recommend it because it's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I watched the show last night very much of my
wife's choosing here we go. It's called Love It or
List It?

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Ah, sure, and it's on TV and Z plus all.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
What's the name of the guy on Educators who goes
to the school because his daughter who's a real estate agent.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yes, he played.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
He's the host like all great actors in New Zealand,
you must also be something else.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's right, Yes, Mike Minogue and Jason Hoyt on the
real estate.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
So he is the guy who wants really wants them
to list it. And then you've got a woman named
Alex who won the block years and years and years ago,
who wants them to love their current home and stay
in it.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
And so they give her a budget. They say, oh,
we've got fifty grand.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
We need to upsize, we need this, this, this, our
current home is not cutting it. She will do their
home up with the hopes that they will stay in
the home right, whereas Paul will take them around to
three other homes and try and get them to list
it and buy.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
One of these ones. I like this my prediction.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
First, I think it's the first ever season's on TV
and Z Plus. And it's very like your mum and
dad would watch it after while they're having a cup
of tea or something like.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
It's real vanilla watching. But it's very Keasy's wife. Also,
it's probably very you as well.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Well. There's the Australian equivalent, which has been running for
about five years.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Oh right, so it must yet where you go, So
it's that but the new UK version as well.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Right, yes, so the thing I predicted, well, five minutes
into the first episode, I was just thinking about it.
I was like, they're just going to stay in the
house every single time, right, because they give them money.
They come back, they have like a double the value
of what they've invested redo on the house. It looks
amazing and the drama going, and like you, sure, he
shows you some other houses, but you still have to
like put in a bid, in an offer that's high enough,

(19:39):
and you have to sell your house. You have to pack,
you have to move way more Admond. You could just say, oh,
which can to stay here?

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Now? I would move, but you've done it up to
move so you get more for the one you're selling,
because you wouldn't go into that, you wouldn't go into
the competition. I'm assuming at least you were like, I'm
over this house. I want to move and I don't
know how far fifty grand to go?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, but it's just fifty grand. And then they get
ahold of freebies kicked in and like yeah, keeps.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Because I always watched those shows and I go, that's
bollocks that that's going to cost fifty grand. It's more
like a hundred.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Often just on this by the way, when they do
these big do ups, often this ship house. Within a
couple of months, they're all falling apart and people are going,
this was terrible.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
This one's not like it's good quality stuff. Yeah, and
you can tell it's really good.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
But I predicted it straight away that we've watched two
episodes and both times.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
We're just going, now we're going to stay at our house. Yeah,
because I cannot understand why they would shift, and I
think I prediction. I think that's what's going to happen
for every single episode.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
And let us know you keive us updated it, give
us a keep a score for the whole season, would
you know.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I'll just tell you. On the UK and Australian versions
of those kind.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Of a similar thing, well, they always keep it.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Generally speaking, because it looks amazing and they just can't
be asking.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
The memories here and blah blah blah blah, And yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I fantasize about someone coming around to my house and
doing that, doing what just fixing it and stuff making
it a pace.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You know that could happen, but you'd have to pay
for it.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Well, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Four on Radio ad Chilli Peppers there on the Radio
Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four
minutes to five o'clock. Plenty going on after five o'clock.
By the way, your chance to go on the drawer
to the trip to Fiji with the feels.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
That's right, you just have to listen out for this
cutter call to get in the drawer to join the
fellas in Fiji. Call eight hundred hoadache.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
That's pretty clear. That's clear. Don't do it now. That's
what you're listening out for. It's going to play at
some point in the five o'clock hour.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Also, the fellows are going to help me out realizing
my dream of traveling to Europe because it sounded so amazing.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
It's pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
You got your guys trip. I just simply.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Must get it, simply mass So, well, you got a
week off next year and we're going to put the
itinery together for you mate.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh, how good good?

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Yeah, it's going to be taking into account like mine
and Moggi's vast knowledge Europe and your measly amount of
leave and to care that we will put together the
perfect European holiday. Plus Jace practice is telling a Jace
Yarn No Jace Yarn music.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
The Hold Arching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Ikey hope you're surviving you Tuesday, You're listening to the
Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Crave worthy street food freshly made with old Reburger.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Man, I'm really exciting, excited because coming what I've been
telling the fowls how excited I am about going to Europe.
And I've asked if they can help me out, and
they've They've been all hands on, Dick, I have to say,
And I'm.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Stoked about it.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Yeah, all our hands are on the deck and Mogi's
already started preparations.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yes, which is good.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
And as we said, it's a very delicate balance because
Europe's on the other side.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
You won't know this, Europe's on the other side of
the world.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Wow, if you believe that there is another side of
the world. Yeah, come on, it's a plane.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Not that much of a dear brain keeezy. Right, Well,
that's one of the things. You've got a factor and
is Europe's really far away, right, And then you've also
got a factor in that you have like four days
annual leave next year, and so putting those things together,
if we bring in a long, a long weekend, we
can stretch that out to a week yes, yeah, so
we can really get you bang for buck. Yeah, Moogi

(23:25):
is just putting together an itinery now.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
That's right. I'm massively looking forward to it. Also, coming
up this hour, of course, your chance to get in
the draw for our trip to Fiji. Yeah, which isn't
millions of miles away. It's pretty close. Actually, it's very close.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
You'll be coming with us and we'll be playing one
of the finest well, it's a championship golf course. N
FIGI is staying at the Intercontinental. All you have to do
is listen out for the Quter call, which we'll play
at some point as soon as you hear it. Call
ow eight hundred Hodarchy Quick.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Smart Beautiful. Here's audio slash.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy link.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
One A two there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Now, for those of you that have been living under
a rock, me and old MOGGI wentto Europe recently. Must
you simply must go If you've never been. Jase has
never been. He gives off, I've never been to Europe vibes,
and he's looking to change that. So next year, Jace,
you've got four days and you'll leave. You're looking to
turn that into a week long holiday.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah. I think I'll power it up with a long
weekend scenario, like an day or something like that turn
into a week.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Mogi and I have been.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
We put our heads together and we planned the perfect
sort of week long.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
It's actually nine days. It's actually a long time. It's
a long time. It's a big holiday, it is. Yeah,
itinery for Europe's a good amount of time because you
can really switch off.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah. Can I just say before we get into this,
I really appreciate it for a man because, as you know,
I don't really have much of a clue and it
seems quite a long way away, and I'm intimidating, but
well traveled season travelers appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
To boga mate, well on that.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Let's just crack into it here on the Friday at
seven pm. Show finishes, Big, show finishes. Yes, congratulations mate.
You're on holiday holiday yay?

Speaker 6 (25:07):
Yeah boy?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
How good you leave week You go straight home and
you go to bed because your flight's not till ten
o'clock the following night. Oh, just with a long weekend
and everything, there's not a lot of flights around so
far out. Yeah, you sleep until six am. That's eleven
hours out of your holiday gone. You wait all day
till six PM's ahead to the important that's another twelve
hours gone.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
You fly out at ten pm. It's a good time.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
That's a good sleep during the night. That's a seventeen
hour flight. So that's forty hours gone of your holiday.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
But you're in your eye. Is he in Europe yet?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
That is in Dubai Island, Dudbaye so Land and six
am d by time. You got an eight hour layover
before you fly to Frankfurt.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Far eight hours. Man, that's good. That's pretty good. That's
a big too. Ye pretty standy, that's really good because
how long was your layover? I think like three or
four hours. Yeah, was only two. Yeah, it's good to
do eight hours. Yeah, yeah, it's really good. We have
a little tickie tour.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
We've got some great smokers lounges over there. Je super
two pm. You're flying to Frankfurt. That's a seven hour flight.
Notoriously difficult flights at one so hopefully that one's running
on time. Yeah, and then you're straight into another eight
hour layover in Frankfurt.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
You're in Europe, man, Wow, you're already in. You will
be fizzing, say like tur and a half days in
and he's in.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Europeyeah's one hundred, one hundred and seventy seven hours of
your two hundred and forty hour holiday.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Exit just on that. I recommend think of your holiday
in our terms like that. Yeahs them off.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Every hour is precious.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Isn't it.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
So now it's Monday already, it was a minute ago.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
It was Friday night. You're just finishing the shower. Time
flies when you're in Europe, man, trust, Yeah, it's different,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Disappears at five am you're flying to Madrid. Congratulations. Yeah,
by eight am it'll be ten am. You get to
the hotel, but you can't chick in until four.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, that's classic for Europe, is that.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
And then they leave your bag there either, So I
have to take my bags with me.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
You have to take it.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
And it's hot as ship as well, and you're in
your jeans and your weird hoodie and it's thirty five degrees.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
But you've got to think of that as like a
slight inconvenience to really, I'll.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Just be soaked to be either.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, you've been.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
You're in Europe, in Europe.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
So you're checking you fall asleep, You're absolutely bugging because
of the jet laggy thing. You're saying, Yeah, you wake
up the next day. You've got to check out at
eight am.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Oh god, because.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
They're on the move man, because and the issue is
just because of the time constraints.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yes, we're going to get you around to as many
good places. You're going to get to Paris. Bro you've
text you've done Spain.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Okay, so Spain.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, all you need is one night in Madrid and
you have done.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
That's right. So now you're off to Paris. Back out
to the Barcelona, Barcelona airport you're going to go to
I'm going to get sorry, Madrid, we'll get to the
Madrid one eight LA over. You have to wait for
your flight. We'll get you on that flight and you'll
land at about ten pm.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
And Paris.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
But that Paris was my suggestion because I loved it
is so good. Nobody eats dinner in Paris till like ten.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
No, that's right, how good.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Sadly you can't chick into your hotel because Chicken closes
at eight.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, they're big on that in Europe. So you're going
to have to sleep on the street.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Right with my luggage.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
But have you heard the saying the city that never sleeps?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
I have? We we do?

Speaker 4 (28:28):
You know what they call it that? Because it always
feels like somebody's watching you. You're sort of always in danger.
Yeah yeah, so looking out, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
So on the but that I mean, what a great
way to soak up the atmosphere or sleep on the
street with my luggage.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Jason, you're in Europe, man, totally cobbled streets.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
So that's the end of Tuesday and you're down to
about one hundred and one hours left of this holiday.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
You are loving it.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Now.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
The next day, obviously you can't Chiga and you've missed
your check and but we do really, I know how
you feel about Croatia.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh mate, To be honest, you need for France for Paris.
Yeah you've seen Paris.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, it would have been the same with that your
missus there, To be honest with you, do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
So then we get you off to the airport. You
got to eight hour wait for your flight out.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
To It is pretty stemmed, isn't it? Eight hours?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
It's honestly good. That's good for Europe. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
And then it's a four hour flight over there to
Croatia and finally you get to check into your hotel.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Congratulations, it's beautiful. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Then you sleep for eighteen hours because you're absolutely ruded because.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I slept on the street in Paris.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, yeah, on the cobbles. But we'll get you in
a nice like three star or something that night.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Then yeah, yeah, and you you sleep on the beach there.
You have a lovely time as well. You think I'll
better get out and see the place. You have another
six hour nat you wake up. Someone stolen your passport,
so you got to go to the new embassy. That
happens all the time in Europe, does it. Yeah, it's
like you're coming home with your original passport. Make your dream. Yeah,
it just doesn't happen, not in Europe.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
So the one night there and then it's pretty much
back by the time it gets.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Bad, that's right. And then you get back to the hotel,
grab the rest of you belongings. It's back to the airport. Mate,
You're off to Dubai, but you've got to lay over.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah again, Yeah, and that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
And then then you land at three pm on the Monday.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
You'll be late for work. We've got a promo meeting
that day too.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, so far out. That is thanks, fellows. I mean
that is great, up mate.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
You are going to love it and we're going to
miss you.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
And I'm just going to go straight back onto the show.
Good at your mad pass.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ache.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
The Big Show.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Swingers Club is back, and this time it's going global.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, I tell you what, it's a hell of a prize.
I'm looking at the picture behind me, the Intercontinental Fiji
Golf Resort and Spa, and she looks be beautiful.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Feelings Fiji where happiness comes naturally. That's how they say
hello in Fiji. That is correct. The Continental, it is
an amazing, amazing resort. The golf course there is a
championship level course that was designed by VJ.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Singh. Difficult course to play, Not for me, it won't
be yeah for some for newb.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Have that basket app.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
You and I are going to have a shock of
jas I can already tell. But we're looking for people
to come join us for a long weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Of golf, sun, beach, awesomeness.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Get a Alex, your mad bastard.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
How's life, how we're doing?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Good Tell me Alex, what do
you do for a crass mate structure engineer? Do you
like to have a bit of a bit of a
head about on the golf course there?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Alex?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, I'll give it a go.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I can't would be too good.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yea mogie so you can pere with him?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, man, you guys have great time together. Who would
you take with you? Alex? Yeah? The long ear? Yeah,
that's that's cool. Oh yeah, your little couple's trip there.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I think that would be very nice for a couple
to enjoy a couple of days with the feelings I.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Don't think Pugs has went on playing golf so he can.
He's going to go after your missus. He's just going
to be hanging out at the pool just hammering cocktails.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Responsible, get on your pugs, Yeah, get on your pugs
all right, Alex Will you're officially in the draw. Man.
We'll pass you over to pugs An all right, appreciate that.
Cheers fellows. Richard from Auckland. How are you going?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
You're good fellows.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
What do you do for a crass Richard?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Building supplies across the country?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, massive back back. So you need a bit of
a break, don't you, Richard always always?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Who would you take with you?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
My brother in law? Mate?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
O brother? How's how's the connection? Yea? How does that
brother in laww come into play?

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Well, I've obviously been with his sister for a wee while,
so I've got to try and make up for that. Yeah,
it's out the gate. So you're not going to take
your wife, you take you take her brother?

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Oh good, okay, I like it, Richard, And yeah, play
a bit of golf, man.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I do y good.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
What's a handicap? You're running there for? Any Richard other
than myself.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Probably late twenties. Oh yeah, yeah you're here and Olson
Now that's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Good on your Richard will chuck you in the draw. Mate.
Cheers boys, Good on you, man, good on you. This
is all thanks to our great mates.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
That's Fiji ways they're making it possible and also tourism
Fiji as well.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
It's bloody huge, fellows. I can't tell you how excited
I am. You know, I've been a bloody huge year
for Old Mogi and it will be the first time
I go away and oh my miss is with me
at some point my kid will be there as well.
At some point. I'm not going to I'm not going
to ruin the big show holiday. Yeah, I'm absolutely fizzing

(34:09):
for this. Yeah, it's very very excited. Geez, you want
to get an entry into this one?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
You know you are totally.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
I'm just I'm just looking at for to old Magie
whipping a shirt off on the pool side there.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Well, we've got to get ripped for fi Gi, don't we.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
You know?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Jason, I mean you've let yourself go horrendously of late.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Actually you're not bad shape. I just don't care. I know,
which is great?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Are you going to wear, like I said, a bikini
top or something keasy, because I don't want to see those.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
What don't you steam half lose steam halfway through your ship?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeh jas, you've got to really land it. Well. No,
you want me to wear a top because my man had?

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Yeah, man, I'll chuck it off for you, right, More
chances to win across the day, All right, all the
show's just going to listen close and get.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Ready to call one hundred. You're getting the drawer good times.
He's Kings of Leon The.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Learchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Tune in and four on Radio A c d C.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
There on the radio, Honiarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
The time is nine minutes to six o'clock.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Five six men men, ben men men, men men men
men ben men men men men, men.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Men, men men men. One and a half Bogies dishp
be sweet right there. It's been a while field since
we've done this. It is, it's right one and a half.
Moggi's are the tales of Big Moggi and Maggie Manogi Manogi,

(35:47):
my daughter, your daughter who's also named Mogi in Dear God.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
She's grown up quick, mate, I'll tell you what they do, Maggie. So, Jimmie,
what's here. She's been going to school for just over
a year now, far out and every single day you've
got to walk in through the girl. We don't got
to you, well you do, you have to, but you
get to as well, don't you?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Just sure it's the privilege. You go and you carry
the school.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Bag, you carry all the other stuff, and she just
sort of wanders around and sort of grabs your hand.
You're holding hands, and she'll just sort of be trying
to pull your arm out of its socket the whole time,
just sort of getting dragged from pillar to post. To
be honest with you, the funny thing about school bags,
and I'll say that's a little word to the wise
about anybody out there thinking about having kids.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Keesy. Of course, you've got some big news to announce
the next stop. You can't keep doing that to.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Get off top of can I just say, don't buy
a school bag for your kid, Buy a bag for yourself,
because they will never carry the bags. Buy something cool
that you look cool carrying, because otherwise you are going
to be carrying something with Powerpuff Girls on it, or.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Something like that. Your kid will never carry the bag
you will always carry. It's just how it is.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
So it's a little moggie minogi got it like a
camo kind of.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's what I went with in
the end was a yeah sort of. It's a bit
of a leather number. To be honest with you, it's
pretty cool. Yes, it's like a hunting bag. It's got
a compass on it, a big hunting knife and it
turns into a tent.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Wow. How good.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
So anyway, you have to carry that in there, and
that's got her it's got her book bag in there
and a change of clothes, pizza. No, they sort of
leave that at school and then they have their lunch box,
a sneaky snack they call it little morning tea treat,
their bottle of water, et cetera. You go in, you
put some of the state of the bag on the hook,
You take the rest of your stuff into the room,

(37:46):
and you put everything where it's meant to go, and
then you go out and sort of hang out in
the playground for a while or she has a plan,
and then you finally manage to extricate. You get yourself
and make make your way out of the school grounds
and get on with your day. Well, this week I
said to my daughter, or it's the middle of last week,
I said, because I had a maiden. I said, look,

(38:07):
I'm gonna have to get out of here pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Today.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
I said, okay, if I leave you at the gate
and you can make your own way into the classroom,
and she said yes.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh wow. So she had been like she was absolutely
roughing for it.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
So it's sort of been running through my mind as
I saw other children going into the school by themselves,
I was thinking, how long do I How long am
I doing this for because it seems like other kids
that are younger, But from her point of view, she
was doing it for me. She's going to walk down
walk dead, and he's going to make sure that everything's
all good.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
He worries about me, She yeah, its a said.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Second, he worries about how he looks with the Powerpuff
girl's bag.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
So he's brought me the hunting bag.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
So she's absolutely fro and now she doesn't want me
to to go un to school with her. So previously
her I was a little bit ah, you know, I
wonder when she's going to grab it but now she
has grown up and she doesn't want me anywhere near her.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
To the point where.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Initially I would let her out of the I would
take her out of the car, get her out of
the car, and walk away just inside the gate. And
then on the way to school yesterday she said, can
you not do that?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Can you? Can? I just hug you in the.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Car and I'll just get out without you getting out,
which sort of roots of her being embarrassed of me
is she's six, Jason.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Didn't your girls used to ask you to park around
the corner? Well, I actually my wife does that.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I actually reached the point where they didn't even want
me to drive them to school.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
They said, can their friend's dad take them? Really? Yeah? Yeah?
What was what was so embarrassing about having you driving
them to school?

Speaker 6 (39:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, I don't know. He was a pretty cool cat.
I like Mogi.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I bought a bag that suited me as opposed to them,
which was that camo one very similar, and I used
to wear that sort of dark stuff under my eyes
like I was going into the camera, camouflage and stuff,
and I'd walk into the school going di did dou
and apparently freaked the kids out. And embarrass my girls.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
So did the school ever go into lockdown?

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
They did at one point.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Yeah, but it's important that it's really like jack. That
ad least sounds cool, way cooler than having like a
pink bag.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, so wouldn't you? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, Hey, coming up after sex? What's on the dinner
with me?

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Kid?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
It's bad baby, so let us know on three four
eight three what you're having for tea tonight?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, and you can win a fifty little reburg about you?
How good?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
The Whole che Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Hold Ike, welcome Beck, your messive backbones. Geez, I hope
your Tuesday is just how you want it to be.
At this moment in time, you're listening to the picture
I brought to you by.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Reburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eggs.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
That'll change the game.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I'm not going to ask you this, moogie, because you
don't know. But speaking of what's on dinner, what's on
the dinner for old Keesy?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Because here you know Keesy and I need to know
these things.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Movie.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I need a picture when I'm eating when I get hard. Yeah, well,
I like to picture up while I'm doing the show. Yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Tonight my wife is away, she's out of town for work.
She's in Potato Doo for her work overnight. Yes, I've
got a bachelor night.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
So ham and ham and pineapple frozen pizza.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
McCain now, yeah, no, no, no, no, I am vibing a
pizza tonight, though I'll probably get a giant pizza that's
too big for me to eat by myself, and then
plumk it down in front of the telly and then.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Just sit there for like six hour carpet. I'm a table.
We've got a coffee table.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
And it'll be one of those scenarios where it's way
too much for you, but you eat it all.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Anywhere, or you save some.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
You put one piece on the pillow where your beloved
head would normally lie, and in the middle of the
night you roll over.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I do that most nights anyway.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Healthy you're you guys just made that yarn up and
they called me a filthy bastard.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
What are you having tonight, Jason? We're having chicken and chala.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Dear.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
That is probably the most racist thing that's ever been
broadcast on national radio.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Racism Alert, Racism Alert, Hey, what's on the dinner for you?
New Zealand texts three four eight three and let us know.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
To win yourself a fifty old Reburg about you your court?

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Who's this the kill a man?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Hero Smith there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But right now it's time for oh you hey guys,
text here from Steve what's on the dinner with me?

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Kid me?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
That strites a segment where you texting what you are
having for dinner tonight?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Chicken?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
And what world is that? Okay? Racist? Yea, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
I feel like you're pushing the boundaries more and more
until you get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I can't wait to see you man. I'm just telling
you what I'm having for I know it's the extra
spice you're putting on. Yeah, because I'm excited, man, totally.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
This is a segment where you text and what you're
having for dinner on three four eight three. We read
it out and you could get a fifty or Reburg
about your someone here saying what on earth would Keeesy's
wife be doing in work for work and potato doo
tonight there are no businesses there A fear.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Christian markh A fear, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Tell you what she's having an a fear with someone
a potatoo? All good man, it's a lot of effort.
It's ages away.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Fell with your boots as they say.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
You're the only one that says that you said a
lot good eight feelers. Andrew here wow h Prince Andrew Prince?
Who the hell is Andrew Prince? Come on Jay making
some Asian style chicken skewers off of social media using mince.
But it has no backbone, so I cooked it as

(44:06):
a patty instead sliced it and skewed it and then
fried the other two sides. It tastes grouse. Yeah, man,
that's from Andrew Prince. Nice.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Do you guys get much of your food off social media?

Speaker 5 (44:19):
I think my wife or like motivation, inspiration, inspiration, My
wife gets quite a lot of that. Oh we should
make it's quite good actually when she's because she's the
one that enjoys the cooking and I do all the cleaning.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Do you think send my wife some of the recipes?

Speaker 5 (44:35):
She's got no, because then you'll make them and then
come on the radio and diss them and say, my
wife has bad recipes. Get a guys Adam here and
Adam an the cartoon. Nah can't be our. So the
missus and I are going to have frozen pizzas. We'll
probably heat them up, though I wish wife hates frozen.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I tell you what, I'll often buy it if I'm
doing a bachelor night, a frozen pizza and add my
own little extras. Oh, go your anchovies, you your semi tomatoes?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
SIMI dried? Or what about? What about some rocket?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Magi be serious? Please get a fellas ah Darryl here?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
How again?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Oh my god, Mitchell, I'm gonna stop saying Darryl. Whenever
I can't think of it, or no one said her name,
I'll just say Darryl.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Cree is making up the names.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Kizie No, no, no, just for what time where people
don't send through Who's on it? Mushroom risotto out of
a thermos? Watching the young Fella at rip Rugby training
in the mighty hot of fino a Carpetti.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Oh, I like the sound to that. You should narrow
it down? Whereabouts in the Mighty Capiti.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
I see, I figured that's actually quite specific for me.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Well, yeah, I want more because I'm from hot A
Fennel Kapiti, so I want to know where hang on.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Well, I think we've ever seeing the point here. Yeah,
mushroom resotto out of a fin.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
And if they're from a copy the they're probably a crackhead.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
So they're making it out well crackheads.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
The whod Ching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
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Speaker 3 (46:19):
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(46:42):
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Speaker 5 (46:47):
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(47:09):
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Speaker 3 (47:26):
That's amazing. And what I do remember from this competition,
and we talked about it yesterday, was some people were
meticulous with the old budgeting the front, like within a
couple of dollars of two thousand and five.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Hundred absolutely, if I remember correctly, there was a lady
that sort of came within a couple of cents.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
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Speaker 4 (47:47):
So get involved in the How good is that coming
into you know, summer and you're all sordid boys.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I've got a feeling your wife would be really good
at that, kisy, and I say that in a positive
and affirming way. You'd been she'd be like this doge
doo doo dooe. Whereas I don't know that my wife
would be very good at that, right, I.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Know she'd go over by about eight grand? Would she
flower out?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Maybe not eight grand?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
I'm actually jealous because obviously summer's coming up, which is
like it's coming man time, and I've never I don't
have a dick, Yeah to do one about your dad
got you know, d But.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
On the bright side, you know, I mean, I've got
a dick at home, but I don't have a dad.
So you know what are you meaning?

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Speaker 2 (48:46):
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Speaker 3 (48:50):
Radio ju Idol there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Tuesday evening, and fellas, I don't know if you've
noticed in the studio. There's a lot of bush about it.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Oh my god, there's been a real transformation in here,
hasn't he there has I don't know if were said
a couple of weeks ago, but we came in and
the Breakfast Fuel had completely cleared out everything in here.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Yea, because there's a lot of shit in here. There's
like a lot of old props and funny stuff and
blah blah.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
There was a shelf, there was Encyclopedia Britannica. There was
a whole bunch of books. You're just crap all Jason's
old glasses and.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Mugs every Yeah, and like Nickoreet.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Just some stubbed out and sigging on his computer canisters. Yeah,
that's right. And so it was really barren, which was great.
I was loving it completely empty. But now we've come
in today, Keys and there's been a bit of a change.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
There's bushes everywhere and little pop plants and things. And
I know that the Bricky boys they got a finch
Way expert on a few weeks ago and they've really
taken what he said to heart. Yeah, and they've got
a new curtain somehow, which they're planning on putting up.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
They've brought plants in, Jase, how do you feel about it?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I hate it?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah? Why because I liked all the filth. Yeah, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I like I find it very barren and kind of
clinical now and I don't like that. I like a
bit of stuff hanging about.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I like it to be more homely. Right, Well, the
pop plants are good. Well, I don't mind.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
A bit of bush. Yeah, yeah, but I liked all
the crap.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
But they're a weed, aren't they. That's the trouble.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
You get got a couple of plants in front of
us here which are for the outdoors. They are very
heavy duty. They're a chive, they're a tussock. You've got
a couple of Yeah, it is a weed. And then
you've got this other bugger over here. It's sort of
a long green leave thing.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
Is it real?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
It is real.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
It's a we're nikki or similar again. It's another weed. Yes, toxic,
highly toxic. And then that one over there is a
rubber plant. That one that's that's the old ficker celestica.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
That's a classic call that one.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
We better watch out for that one, feel us and
make sure that old pug Sun doesn't get as mets
on it.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Because it's rubber plant hugs like Connie's. That's right.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
So I was wondering if we should senend breakfast a
message and just I've just got a couple of questions
to thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Incoming transmission from the big Show.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
You get a feelings.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
It's a big show here, and we've just been discussing
the changes made within the studio, haven't we feel? Yes? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I mean a lot of plants here, Felds, a lot
of plants. I mean you got rid of all of
the other stuff which I liked, you know, all my
niles sort of old dirty glasses and sauces and cigarette
butts and stuff and crunchy bar rappers and empty chip
packets and like lemons and rappers and cookie crumb pi
pie bags, loads.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Loaded wedges and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
And now, which is great because there's nothing in here,
there's no personality whatsoever. But now you've brought in all
these plants, and I'm not for it. This is our
studio too, and you didn't consider us at all or
bring us into the decision making process at all.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah. Right, so you're upset with them. I mean, if
I wanted bosh, I get my own, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
And I've got plenty of vegetation which I could have
brought in from my house.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Your pubes, oh you mean, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Plants And actually Mogi just went on as plant ap
there and we realize that most of the plants within
this studio are actually weeds, yes, and highly to who's
watering them.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
And I'll be honest with you, what it feels like
is this has been an exercise where somebody has just
got rid of to an excess of plants from their home.
It feels like Wells territory. There's also a little statue
over in the corner, a gray statue with a couple.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Of bull ors on it.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
I didn't even notice, absolutely reeks of a Wells you
little statue there. It's probably worth eighty k. But he's
just got no space for it, you know. Yeah, it's lacouscous.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah. So anyway, fellows, just get rid of it by tomorrow. Yeah,
next thing we know, there'll be a bloody waterfall.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
And here Fellas the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Well the goo your mad bastards. That's the end of
the Big Show today. Now, if you can't get enough
of the Big Show, then you should check out the
podcast outro, which is bonus material outsigned the radio show,
isn't it feelings?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
We love it?

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Certainly is jas. We warm up every day with a
bit of a chit chat. So also, if you've tuned
in now and you've missed the entire show, you want.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
To catch up.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Pugs also uploads it highlights package of every single show,
every single evening at seven thirty pm.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Just search h ducky Big Show. We get your potties from.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Here's a clip of today's outro though entitled golf Mood,
I've got a.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
New philosophy and mc golfing. Because Keyesy told me off
for being.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Shitty him, I said he's allowed to around.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
So I've I've taken it on board and I'm still
waters on the course.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
There nothing flusters him underneath.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
No, yes, no, yes, you can deny thy true self, Jace.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Well I can, but then it just bursts out.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
The problem is if you get angry, you play worse.
You play better when you're chill, But Jase likes to
get really angry first then say oh I'm not even
counting this round, and then he's chill and then he
plays better. So we just have to sort that out.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Yeah, well, I think he's worried that you're going to
criticize him kezy for us when he does a bad stroke,
doubt it, and so he criticizes himself.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Oh so it's my fault, No, your fault.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Just think it's something going on with Jason.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
You wouldn't think that. I would never criticize you man,
only on he Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
It's interesting actually because it's going to be very quiet
on the golf course now because Keys he doesn't do
that when he's fuming.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
He just goes silent quiet. Well, I've been there. There
was a good breakfast, there was a competition.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Yeah, actually you do if and on the course, but like.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
But you if okay can't get to it now, you
can't get into it now.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Listen. Make sure you check out the podcasts and also
check out the Instagram account because his heaps going I
tell you, and I think on the Instagram front, Old
pak Son has just released the new videos. Check out and.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Check it out.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Good stuff, man, till tomorrow, See you later by