December 11, 2025 • 51 mins
On today's show, Jase gets a visit from an old friend, Mike's got rock hard bolos and Keyzie's got burnt feet.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hose.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I keep the Big Show show thanks to crape Worthy
street food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome, this is big show, Jason Hits Night and Kidder,
your mad bos. It's great to have your company on
this glorious Thursday afternoon, the eleventh of December.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
And you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Reburg Years.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Serving good times and good food Dina or take away
Reburg Year Todayburg.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Choking on it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I feel like Mogi. This weather's just made for you.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Do you think so?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah? Just whip your top off, oil up, strut around
the place, show it off, yeah, man, show it off.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, yeah, you're right man, I'm absolutely loving it. Your
mad dog, you're six on a bee. There's anything better?
There's anything better than summer.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I don't think there is.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I think there is. How do you feel better? I
don't think there is. I think we were all at
our best. Guess in summer. Well, it's all the D
we're getting. I being in so much D, like day
after day after day. You think I just need a
day just to lie in bed and just to get
away from the D.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You know what, I mean, yeah, you're talking about vitamin D.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I was on the golf course today, Mogi.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You're getting hammered little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Whole after whole after whole of D and it was
just mate, I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Speaking of loving it, loving that T shirt you were
in there, it's a lovely crisp white well iron T shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Is it or is it the oldest T shirt I have?
I don't know, and falling apart of the seams? Thanks?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Man?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
It is beautiful, isn't it? And knowing that we're rocketing
through this, it's already the eleventh man.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, it's crazy knock off, as you say, like, it's
almost end of there, So should we just leave it there?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Fellows?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Just on that.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I've got a bit of an announcement to make on that,
so I'll be talking about that next. But what's coming
up on the show there, Mogi?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What's happening on the big show with old Mogi?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, you got another opportunity, don't you, Fellas? It is
Alter Ego. Everybody is talking about it. I'm walking down
the street and people are saying, hey Megi, how do
I get in the drawer for Olter Ego? And I'm like,
what's older ego, and they're like, it's the biggest music
festival in the world. It's in Los Angeles on the
seventeenth of January. Green Day, Cage, Elephant and Sublime and others.
(02:45):
Give it to me.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Also, I don't know if it is the biggest in
the world.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's the biggest in the world, but if you want
to get into the drawer, you have to stick around,
wait for the cuticle and you'll give us a bell
on oh eight hundred hoak. Other than that, we've got
some other sort of tat that we've going to get through.
I've put a new car Fellers. That's just what I do.
I absolutely love it, but it's a lectric and I
don't know how to use it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Also, I have organized an interview I haven't told you
guys about happening later on the show. Let's just say
it's You're going to be very excited for this interview, Jays.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, great anxiety man. And next up from the sound
of that, Jason is going to be breaking some big news.
Is it going to be breaking? Because you're breaking it
to breaking news.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
For the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Hodarkys indeed in there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four
o'clock New zeal And, currently two four for five trailing
by one run. So we're nearly there, fellas.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I've got some breaking news. This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
And can I just start off by saying I feel
terrible about this? Sure, I feel like I'm letting the
team down.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't like this already, because if you feel ter
if you're saying you feel terrible about it, that probably
means it's good for you and bad for us.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, you're right, actually okay, But usually he wouldn't feel
terrible about it, you know, because if it's good for him, he.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Doesn't care about I don't believe he does feelter I
believe he's saying that he feels terrible before he sticks
a knife and the twists it. We'll see though, clearly
see we'll see.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Now, fellows. I was going through the books.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Last night, reviewing the year as you do, and the
year in books.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, yes, I've got a book where I just write
down all the key points, contracts, things like that, receipts
by some more vapes, buy some more vapes. And I
stumbled upon the fact, much to my horror and chagrin.
Not my chagrin, No, did I realize that I still
had a week left of holidays before the year ends.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I don't think so now, because you've I feel like
you've had heaps of leave this year.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I've double checked it with the bosses, and that is
in fact correct. And then I thought to myself, now,
hang on, even though I do have another week left
of holidays for the year, I'm not just going to
bail on the fellows in the last week.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You're good.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
That's sort of sweet, thanks, Jase.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I appreciate it, you know what I mean, Because I'm
a teacher.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'd be fuman if you did. That would just be
so shit.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
And of course we're going to do the breakfast show
next week as well, and I'm like, I can't just
bail on that. Unfortunately, I said to the management, no,
I don't worry about it. I'll just just don't worry.
And I said, well, no, you have to take it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You have to take it.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Surely, if you said, like, look, just put it down
as me taking leave and I'll just happen to be
in the studio, you know, did you try saying that
I tried.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Everything, oh so many things, and they went hoity jay, mate, Sorry,
that's just how the contract is written. So Friday, I e.
Tomorrow at the golf will be my last day.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Right, wow, so we're finishing up tomorrow. Oh wow, yes, okay, okay,
that's all good shot.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Ho j thanks for many because obviously, because we all
have like a sittin amount of days off. Yeah, it's
what you had five days in lou As.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
They Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, because we've got six radio shifts to do obviously,
with five days on driving one breakfast shift. So even
if you were to have those five days off, obviously
we still got to do breakfast because yeah, remember because
we're doing breakfast because we played golf and lost to Breakfast,
and I said, I don't want to put doing another
show on the line, and then you guys convinced me
to do it. Jack.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, mate, I'm not doing I'm got.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That, we're not I'm not going to be doing break though,
But I just felt it was important to get it
on the record. I did everything in my power, and
they just would They wouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
A bar of it, Jace. You can't take six shows
off if you've got five shows worth of an you'll leave.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, what you see in my contract, that's not factor then,
but feelers, Look, it's a downward slide next week. Anyway,
you guys would just be chill airs. This weather's beautiful,
and so even though it seems like a catastrophic thing
to happen, a huge loss year, you guys, I beck
you all the way, you bet us?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah right, okay, Well, I'll tell you what. Me and
Keyesy will have a check because it's the thing. Man,
you want to beck us all the way. You want
to come in and support us through the last week.
I think we can go to the bosses and we
could just say, look, either Jase does the show or
nobody does the show. Yeah, that's it. Me and keys
are going to beck you up because you're keen to
do the show.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Next week, right I wish? Yeah? Okay, Well, if we
go and say, look, Jase does the show or we
are leaving or whatever hockon, we can get Jay's doing
the show.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Put your own stuff on the line.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
That's because I know you desperately want to do the
show next week. That's what I know. So I will
go into bat for one of my mates. We'll sort
this out. Man.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Okay, that's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Then yeah, okay, it's just I hope you go well there.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah, keep next week locked in. We'll get it sorted
for you man.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hold Achy my Heart Radio.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Alter Ego.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Let's get another great New Zealand in the drawer.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Let's get two fellas. Yeah, two fellas, A fella and
a Failius.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Up to you, Jase, Hey, what is Alter Ego? I
heard someone ask just early when I was on the loop, okay,
and then I said to them, Well, basically, it's a
big festival put on by iHeartRadio in LA. It's on
the seventeenth of January. It's the Key of Forum and
it's some of the biggest names of alternative Rocky Green Days,
your Cage the Elephants, a bit of spl are the
two Green Days? Two Green Days?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Will you see your Green Days? Your Cagual Elephant? Are
the two of those beans too?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
There's two Green Days, there's three Cage the Elephants.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
And you said this in the toilet while you were
doing a.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Steamerzling wheeze doing wheeze. Yeah, yeah, but I always sit
down and that's what I can see with the confusion lines. Yeah,
of course. And then I went on to explain that,
you know, by calling up one hundred hodak you going
the drawer to win tickets for you, and I made
a hotel on thousand dollars cash in a direct flight
from LA from New Zealand to lad just tuning out
or what yeah it was It turns out it was
(09:45):
the cleaner, all right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, Hey, let's go to the phone lines. Good a
lemon your mad barsett Hou's life. Yeah, good, thanks lemon.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Why lemon?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Where did you get a lemon from?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
That's a big story.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I don't have enough time to tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's okay, mate, that's takes.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Tell me, lemon.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
What do you do for a crausp Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Mate? So I go around from by to bar and
just sort out the tax.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Oh how often, leomen? How often do you have to
clear out the old lines there?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'll give it a monthly clean, maybe a fortnightly clean.
Yeahes either a month or half as long as that. Yeah,
you know what, you know, it just deppends.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Lemon.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Who would you take with you if you won?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I'm sure I'd probably get a couple of the homies
to wrestle it out.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, come out Victorians? Yeah, okay, good on you mate.
Will you stay on the line, down the line man,
and pack time? I look after you in the studio.
B now Ethan online six, Ethan. How you going goodell?
How are you?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Good? Thanks? Good?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Looking forward to Christmas?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Ethan?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Absolutely, mate, absolutely like a break?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, man? What do you do for a cross by
the way, spark mate, it's all just a simple backbone.
You've got it written on your on your van there,
don't you backbone? Electrical over see? That would be a
great name for a sparky man. Absolutely mate, it would
go good.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Ethan.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, that's not bad either. You can use that, Ethan, Ethan.
Who would you take with you?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Probably take one of the boys, mate.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, it's a one man?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Which one? Which one? Are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Man?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
What names? Matty's probably listening?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, he's a terrible man.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Don't do it, Ethan, seriously, he's a shocker weird looking
as well.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
He is quite old and I didn't want to say that. Yeah,
you should have seen what he looked like as a baby.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I saw it.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Did you see the article? Don't worry about that?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Hey, well Ethan, good luck with that. Mates down the
line and old Pug Sam will sort you out, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Good on you mate, good one, And tell you what man.
And I've went over there before as well. They're in
New Zealand. They're working with United Airlines now and the
connections over there, so you fly into America, the connections
that you can get around the country with the United
Airlines are absolutely seamless. I'll put it to you this way, Kezy.
You can experience it all. That's the only way I
(12:29):
can put it to you. Yeah, when you fly with
the New Zealand you've got those United Airlines connections. Man,
you can experience it at all. Do you say it
was seamless? Seamless?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
That's not something I'd say.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
In four on Radio Hold Supergroup. There on the Radio
Hold Archy Big Show. This Suesday afternoon. The time is
four thirty six New Zealand currently two twenty eight for
six leading by twenty three, effectively two twenty eight for
seven of course, because Tickner's massively injured.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, hey fellers, just a bit of a PSA, A
public service announcement I thought we could do today. I
filmed my first ever commercial a couple of days ago,
and I was a Mandy's for a lot of it,
and it was a really hot day. I sun blocked up,
sunblocked up.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Did your slip slop, slop and slash?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I slip, slop, squirt and rap? Yes, So I did
all the above except the rap because you were just
in your unders. Also didn't havever had on or Sundays
or whatever. But I did do all of that, and
I was feeling very safe out there, and I was like, sweet,
I'm doing a good job here. I reapplied after a
couple of hours there a couple of times. However, later
(13:39):
at night, I realized my feet were burnt the tops
of my feet, and I realized I did my arms,
my legs for everything, and I neglected my feet.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
What did you do that?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Well, I just you don't think about sunblocking the tops
of your feet, you know. Well I don't anyway, and
they got burnt, and I just want to say, hey,
remember to sunblock your feet. Just on that on a
serious note here.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It is picture if you will, feels one of you
chaps they're having a barbie on the deck in your shorts.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
They're sort of billowing in the wind with baggy shorts.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, they'll be baggy shorts or just quite short shorts
and Mogi's case, a bit of testicular overhang or a gaping.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
If you will, of the short.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Sorry, this is on a serious note here. This is
on a serious note.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Okay, Apparently sunburnt scrotums are actually and because the skin's
so sensitive there because it doesn't often see the sun,
can lead to really serious consequences. So if you're going
to be wearing shorts out in summertime, slip slop, squirt
the balls.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You're right, okay, So I'll make sure you're good in
that regard because you're smooth because my what'd you call it,
ball bag tough as old boots. Oh yeah, yeah, seen
a lot of sun, seen a lot of sun very
early getting my rucksack out. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
In fact, I've never ever heard of people that even happening. Yes, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Would have thought in your case, actually, Mogie, because you've
got the most beautifully smooth marble testicle. Do that you're
really prone to us. I was actually thinking of you
when I was thinking about No.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, no, no, no, not at all. Because they've been
out in the sun from a very young age. Oh okay, Yeah,
they're tough and they get it. That's the thing about
my balls. They get it. Yeah, yeah, they look for
that's fine. They say to the sun. They look up
at the sun and they go, bring it, bring it on.
Can I just say then, that's what my balls say?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Can I just say then, from this perspective, if you
have been a young fellow and you've had your balls
out all the time, then you'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
But if you're like me and you haven't had your balls.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Out all the time, I'd say most people are be
in that case.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, most just be weary of that, particularly if you're
getting older and they're sagging.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Well. Thanks for that, Jason. On a serious note, thank
you very much for that. Because feet tops of feet
obviously for some people, as you mentioned, various parts of
your genitalia there. The other thing is your ears. Yes,
some block your ears behind there on the tops as
well and even inside your ears.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yes, because I've had burnt in a ear before. I'm
not squirting anything in my ear cheezy. All right, Let's
just be.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Clear now, so you don't That's not how you apply sunscreen.
You don't squirt it directly into your ear. You put
some on your hand, put your finger in and just
sort of rub it around the rim.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh, the way you just did that made me you
feel slightly nauseous?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Right, okay, because I just sat here for two minutes
while you chatted about Mogie's balls.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Okay, but yeah, just any other tips from the listeners
out there by the way, three four eight three, the
things that we've forgotten?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Perhaps?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Where should you sunblock every text on the draw for
a fifty dollar at Reburg about? Yes, So that's good.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Archy.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is four forty nine years you
live currently two thirty one for six leading by twenty six.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Fellows. Last night I went and saw a Dina motion
A Christmas Crisis. It's a play. It's on at Q
Theater here in Auckland. It sees you'll laugh, you'll cry,
you'll you'll dance, so it's a dynamotion. Are effectively a
dance troupe and they do this every year. I believe
(17:46):
Tom Sainsbury, lar Official Chisholm, Chris Parker Livetenant four of
the probably might because of fifteen people in it. And
it started out and there was a couple of dance
routines and I went, ah, shit, yeah, tell me it's
not going to be this. I haven't seen it before.
I haven't seen them before, so I was like, oh no.
(18:08):
But it turns out that it's got a it's got
a whole story behind it. Mister and missus Clause they
headed for Splitsville. Ashley his Christmas cupcake shop is teetering
on the edge, and the elves are cracking under the
pressure of Soula's consumerism. So that's sort of the setup
for it. The three separate storylines that are going on,
tied together by a narrator who last night was our
(18:28):
very own mad Heath, oh really formerly our own mad Heath, Yes,
no longer Heath narrated it. He narrated it, that's right,
sat in a chair and he narrated it. Yeah it was.
It was really good and can I say absolutely hilarious, brilliant.
I know your missus is key to go and see Casey,
you gotta go, man, you simply must wow. A lot
of fun, very very clever, rioting, very very funny. The
(18:51):
dancing's really good, some of some of the dancing better
than others. But unless again out there and giving her
a goksee what do you do? Wow?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't I didn't mean to offend
four and a half busies out of five fun experience.
I reckon, if you've got a few wines into your
first you'd really be loving it. So I reckon if you,
missus there got a few girl friends along, Keezy, I
don't know if you'd go, Man, go go. Yeah, you'd
like it too, I think so I whighly recommend it.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Get along. Tickets are on sale now, obviously only for
people and are than everybody else that just have to suffer.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
What's it called again?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
It's called a Christmas Crisis is presented by Dynamotions at
the Q Theater, and I think it goes through another
possible week.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Maybe I've got nothing much to add, Fellas I flitted
and chatted with my wife and discussed various things without
really paying any attention to the television.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
How many buzzies at five the chat just last night?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, three and a half busies.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Wow, some work to do.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
We've all got work to do, keezy right, Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I watched the show last night? Was that look Full Disclosure?
Was a house renovation show? Okay, it was a house
renovation show, right. It was in New Zealand. However, the
difference with this one was when I enjoyed more than
any of the other ones I've watched, was it was
a couple with like an old brick townhouse, A young
couple an old brick townhouse. In total, the value of
the house was maybe seven hundred thousand just or so,
(20:19):
Like it was just a very small, two bedroom. Their
budget wasn't massive. They looked around at other places they
could afford. They were kind of small and very like
realistic as opposed to like an older couple with millions
of dollars doing a massive reno. And it was actually
the most enjoyable what I've seen because it was actually relatable, right,
you know, yeah, just a young couple there.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I mean, there's renovation a young person's game in general.
I think it kind of is, isn't it when you're
getting older. I mean I don't do any renos, but
when when you're getting older, it's like I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Be asked if you're doing it or paying for it.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, when you're like if
you can afford if you in my mind it's like
I may as well go and do radio and get
paid to do that rather than having a crack it,
you know, taking a wall out or something, because there's
someone better qualified to do it.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
It is.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, but I give that episode it was love it all.
Listed In New Zealand, I give an episode three point
nine busies out of five. Wow, okay, very nice.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Just on that.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
By the way, New Zealand losing another work at Phillips
is out two thirty three for seven.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Here's wis not enough? There's not enough none.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Hold Iky, We's are there on the radio.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Hold Ankey Big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time three
minutes to five o'clock plenty coming up after five by
the way.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
That's right, Jay. So I've organized an interview with an
old friend of yours. No, okay, someone from the past.
I think you'll be very pleased to see them. They'll
be in just after five o'clock. I said, of this
is your life, Yeah, kind of scenario. It's certainly reflective
rights to be heaps of people.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I don't know enough. I'm in the mood to be
devastatingly said, oh no, it won't be.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
No, it won't be his actual life, because we don't
want to bring the mood down. Also, earlier in the show,
I was going on about how I burned the tops
of my feet by accident, by forgetting to put some
block on them. Yeah, we were discussing places you need
to remember to put some block that you often don't
think of. That's true, tops of your feet, you know,
the tops of your ears. Jacey was saying, you scrotum. Yes,
(22:14):
lots of text coming through on three four eight three.
I'm going to say ninety percent of them are back
door related, right, So.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
But I mean I don't know about you guys. I
don't I don't sunblock my back door. No, they don't
see the point of it. No, well, a lot of
people do that.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Brown eyed of the sky sort of thing sunning your perineum.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So if you're doing that, I get
heard of it.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
If you're not, you even lived.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
But feel free. By the way on three for eight
three to stop texting through put some block on your
back door because we've we've got that enough now.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah. Thanks, Team.
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Well, people have spoken to me about it.
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Okay, good, okay, what'll do that next?
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Lizday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Jas We've got a bone depeic with your manifests all good.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I got a bone to pick.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
At the beginning of the year, you came on here.
You said you've got a new Year's resolution. It was
to learn twelve songs on piano, twelve songs of an
album by a man called Paul Buchanan, who I've never
heard of. And then you started learning one of his
songs called mid Air. Yeah, that wasn't like February.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Did you do twelve Was it mean to be twelve
or ten? Oh? He's only got ten sos on that album.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah, okay, so I was ten songs. Sorry. What I've
noticed is that your keyboard that we organized and you
got for free, this is a very expensive keyboard, has
been on a deer in our office since we did
the Night of Culture for the Comedy Festival, which was
in May. Yeah. So how you how you been tracking?
Pretty good? Actually keezy? Right without the keyboard, You've been tracking.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Well because I've also got another one at home that
I've been tinkering with, not as good as the one
out here, right, but often I'll get in here early
as well before you fellers turn up for the show
and have a bit of a blast, right yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Right, okay, because I was Look, do you remember how
Nick and Elliott from that the Music School got in
touch and actually asked if you wanted a free keyboard?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, they're coming in today to see how your progress
is going.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Oh, you're joking.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
And I also told them they can probably take the
keyboard away because you're not using it.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I mean I'll have to take the stickers off it, right,
that tell me what all the Yeah, cords.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
So they're going to be coming in. They're going to
be coming in next and I have told them that
it's joking keys, so that you will be able to
sort of update them on how your progress has been
going and maybe play something for them.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
That sounds good me. Do you reckon you can do that,
especially being practicing at home, which I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
You you definitely haven't practica. Oh yeah, definitely, man, definitely,
But you didn't just make up that you haven't.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You don't seem to be that bothered that they're going
to take away this really expensive keyboard. As I say,
I've got one at home. It's not as good.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I'll be disappointed because you know, as I say, I
like to get in here early and have a bit
of a touchoo before you guys do it up.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Well, I just like to say and just open the
door for you. Just leave it at jar here a
little bit. If you don't know how to play, it's
perfectly fine. You say you don't know, Oh yeah, for sure,
for sure, I wouldn't. I wouldn't try, And ye know,
I bollocked my way through.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
It because like everyone's New Year's resolutions, they always fail
at some point. So you're allowed to just liment right now, Hey,
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I said I was going to do it, yes, and
I was lying, and I never followed through. And despite
the fact hours and days and months of free time
on my hands, I just couldn't be asked.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
And I let everyone down, wasted everyone's time.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You can just say that cosletely before you're wasting any
more time of these people that believed in you, as
Keesy often believes in you for no reason, whereas I
never believe in you.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, because these people like that are actually
that from a music school paying they're paying off the
rental of that keyboard it's been sitting there. Say now,
when they come in NIXT you can just say, hey, guys,
I haven't done it, thanks for the keyboard, Sorry for wasting.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
If you don't need to come in coming, they're coming
in song, yeah right, yeah, So you just say to them.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, I mean I would if that were the situation.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
So you're happy to play a song, look if I
have to, right, okay without coming in next then Elliott
and Nick in the meantime the clash Do you like
clamp down? This is a tune, man, Yeah, I don't
mind it.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
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Speaker 3 (27:52):
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Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah, Johnny us and studio right now, Jace, Nick and
Elliott from Elliott's Music Academy, welcome to the studio. Guys,
good afternoon, Thank you for having us.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Look, it's always a pleasure team, I.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Know you love it, absolutely, pleasure on your face and
walk everything.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. How's the academy going?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
It's good, yeah, great, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
It's a great year.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
We opened a new academy in Botany.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And in Tako. We have four full locations, four academies.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
But you, Jace, we come to you.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah right. How many students students do you have across
those four academies?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
One thousand, is that right? That's amazing, one thousand and three.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Generally, I imagine at the end of the year you
start doing a bunch of recitals, you're forcing parents to
come in and listen not only to their own child
and see their progress, but also even worse than that,
every other kid that they've got no investment on whatsoever,
is following how long yours are Because I've just been
through it with my daughter for a dance recital. She's sex.
It was two and a half hours long.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
It was bullshit, yas pretty long. I like the ninety
minute mark. It feels a variety, a bit of this,
a bit of that.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
But sometimes they go for a couple of hours. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Now, quick question Nick and Elliott from Elliot's Music Academy.
Out of those one thousand plus students per year, how
many students sort of meet expectations or exceed and how
many students do not? Well, I mean, we have a
variety of expectations.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Answer.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
So you know, sometimes people might want to work towards
an exam. Their biggest thing might be doing a performance.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yes, some might.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It just be that they turn up each week and
jam some acdcy.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
But it's quite good in this case, isn't it. Because
you must often, I'm assuming you teach kids that are
really young, you must find that the dream more often
than not is coming from the parents and it's been
put on the kid, and that's not necessarily something that
the kid wants to do. Whereas with Jakes, his thing
was I'm going to do the the album, I'm going
to do these ten songs. That's something I can work
towards over the course of the year. So it must
be easier to teach people where they are the ones
(30:07):
that want to do the thing. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Now people just joining Jays had a news resolution he
wanted to learn ten songs by Paul Buchanan on the
keyboards and Nick and Elliot. It's actually organized for this amazing.
What's the value of that keyboard?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I'm gonna I'm going to put it at one thousand
and three, so the same as our students.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
And let me tell you worth every cent?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, big Christmas plans, dog Christmas plans?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
You play?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
All right? So Christmas present was Elliot's birthday on Tuesday
and this is her gift.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh wow, wow.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Have you learned Happy Birthday yet?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Or is that it's not in my repertoire?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
So okay, So first question, Jays, have you learned the
ten songs by Paul Buchanan?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Should?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I just just want to play something, all right? We
don't play for too long? Play for light? Can you
play for twenty seconds?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I can play for seconds? Yeah yeah, man, it's just
a little piece that.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I've you actually wrote. Yeah, okay, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, cool.
When you're ready, mate, volume up and go for it.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Wait.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Okay, Wow, he's got the eyes closed and everything.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Guy, he does it all the time for you.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
God, the pianos are beautiful.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, holy cows, really good.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
What do you call it?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
What do I call it? I call it receding tide?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Thank you? Thank you? I think you guys when I
wrote it.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Actually, do you have any feedback? Elliott?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
The fingering was was interesting.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, many a note has been played just then and
I could only hear a handful.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, Well I was chatting to him, mate, who's amuser
the other day and he said, I'll tell you what
Hoidy j your bloody unorthodox.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
What was his name?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Pa?
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Well, of course, well, guys, we have to wrap things up,
Nick and Elliott, but any any comments for you know,
howdy Jay's progress so far? Anything you'd like to say?
The passion is out of this world.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I love you, and can I just say a massive
thank you guys for for lending me this beautiful instrument.
I've got another one at home and so I'm thinking,
you know, it was a good will gesture on my
behalf that I donated back to the Academy and hopefully
some young whipper snapper out there will be inspired by
what I've done today and use it for their musical dreams.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
That's really, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Thank you. Take the stickers off the keys as well,
if you want, Jason, Jason.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
I'll just play some applause for your Jason, hang on here.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
It is thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Trix Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening,
our fellas, after six o'clock, we're going to be talking
about our plan of attack for the golf tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
We're at Chasing the Fox. We are placing the Chasing.
We are playing the Chasing the Fox course itself the
same six holes as the ones that are televised, but
we're playing it earlier in the day. So and we're
playing three ball. Ambros. We are a team, the Big
Show team we are, and we ever played a team.
It's never going to change, can I Can I say
that totally?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Yeah, totally, Like I get what you're saying, Mike. Tomorrow
we're actually playing an ambrose as a team, I see,
and we've never played as a team together in a
sport before. So it's gonna be quite interesting.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That's true, It's probably true.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
I don't think we played as a team.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
We do that running right, The race was a team.
Oh that's right. Yeah, nah, you've been pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Well, look, so we're going to get into our strategies
and things like that. After six o'clock. Also, don't forget
we are giving away a boat thanks to the legends
at finn Chaser Boats. It is a finn Chaser five
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well a whole lot of other goodies. The whole thing
is worth seventy five thousand dollars. If you're keen to
win it takes boat to three four eight three and
(34:38):
come up with a name for the damn thing.
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Speaker 2 (34:48):
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a lot of fun actually discussing Reburger.
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Fellers, What are you thinking, man?
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I said, I said Reburger, and she said, no, we've
had it. We've had too much lately.
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You've had so much Reburger your hats turned into a
Reburger head.
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Well exactly, Margie, your head.
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And you've got the Reburger logo on your head behind
you as the Reburger logo on a TV.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yes, it's out of it's crazy stuff.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Can I guess what you are going to have? Yes,
you're either going to have noodles or you're going to
pick up tie from a risha on the way home,
or maybe pizza.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
From the pizza Pizza. Actually, but I don't think so.
I think it's summary. I think you're going to because
there's a little Vietnamese Joined around the way there. I
think you're going to go there. Mogi's right, really, yeah, yeah,
Mogi's right, man.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
How do you watch Vietnamese Joined? What's going on to
your house?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
I'll show it to you one day, Keasy when you're
really it's a very sophisticated place.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Right, Okay, sounds it.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
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Speaker 3 (36:41):
One, DMC and Erosmith there on the radio Holdanche Big
Show this Thursday evening. A very exciting day for us
tomorrow out with Chasing the Fox, that's right, and the
Fellers getting to play together as a team, and I'm
very excited about that.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
The good news is Mogi I played with old Keysy today.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Genuinely, genuinely. He's showing some very good form.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Right, I'm improving, Yeah, he's great. He played great today.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
The traveler is when the pressure goes on, Kezy, you're
a self confessed flake, self confessed folder under pressure. I mean,
I'm sure there's a term for it.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I'd say so Traditionally with golf, I would say yes,
And I have proven that the issue and this is
something I only have figured out the last couple of
weeks is I now know what I'm supposed to do
with my clubs. So when I step up there with
my driver, I used to just swing and hope it
would go straight. Right now I have five things I
take off as I do it, and I know it
to do the same with my irons now and so
(37:42):
I'm not just hitting and hoping. And then when I
was under pressure, I was heading and hoping the pressure
would So I'm I think I've got more of a
chance to perform now because I know how to do
the thing.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
So you just started doing that today?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
No, not today, recently, like the last week or so,
because I know how to chip, chipping very well, Mabe.
That's because I know how to do those things, and
only recently I have clicked into place with driving and
my irons.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Just on that.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Still, don't say anything to them on the course tomorrow,
all right, You don't put.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Or don't criticize, just shut it.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, because it becomes our fun.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Yes, yes, pretty much. What we need to do though,
is discuss strategy. So jace your job tomorrow when we're
playing Ambrose, because we're all playing together and the way
it works is we all hit a ball, whichever ball
is the best. We then go to that ball and
had three more. So Jase your job Tomorrow's hit it
did straight every time.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, look, this is what I'll do. I'll try and
hit it straight and be the safe option.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Sure it'll be shorter, yes, but it'll be did straight
and we can always use that as a fallback.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Great idea.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well, you're going to try and go long, don't you
go the power game and if it comes off, we're good.
If not, we've got jas who's gone straight.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I'll lock it and I'll go big or go hard
and fairy.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I also feel like you should go beg to.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'm just going to get on the pass.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, well that's good, that's good.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
That's my option.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
But you don't but roll the eyes back and give
it a tank because you you've got a bit of
power there.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
I reckon if Maggie rolls those bulgers back, you'll fall backwards.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, no, fair point. Yeah, I'm just going to have
a look. I'm just going to have some fun feelings.
If I managed to contribute even a single shot over
the course of the day, that helps us out there.
I'll be happy.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, you know what I mean, It's going to be
great either way. I'm looking forward to it. It's just
I just love playing on a beautiful course.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I think I might also spend some time intimidating our competition.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Yeah, now, who are you planning?
Speaker 5 (39:36):
It?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Is that one other team of three?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
No?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
No, no, So the way it's working is we all
are hitting off. I think we're just on our own.
Maybe group after group after grow really and then they
put all our scores up and we're up against the
insit Herald, for example, has their own group of three,
and then we're up against a whole lot of corporate
teams and stuff. So they are trusting us to keep
our own score. I don't know about the score seem.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Like a good idea considering in the last time that
we lost by one stroke. Our takeaway from that is
moving forward, which should we should cheat? Yeah, well let's
just keep that on the download for now. Yeah right,
I'm prepared to cheat to win. Yeah, I don't think
we've got a chance without it.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
But Keys is this weird sort of moral character that says,
you know, no, come on, hoidy Jay, let's.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
He's also has never tasted victory. So if we get
you to cheat, Keys and you taste victory, you might
see the value in the cheating. Cheating is our secret weapon.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yes, okay, and Jase, you're so comfortable with cheating you
were saying, having done it your whole Yeah, oh for
in various areas of your life. I mean I should
try it, right y yeah, yeah, of course we are
talking about Chasing the Fox, which is on tomorrow evening.
Thanks to Manuka feel we will be there, so if
you're listening to the show, we'll be doing it live
from the Heineken Silver Tent, the Clubhouse, right by the
(40:48):
final hole, having a great time, having just cheated, having sorry,
just one an Ambrose tournament the whole King.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Tune in who fighters there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday evening. Now, Fellers, I need to ask
a question this lazy boy I was lying on it
just before, she's bloody comfortable. What are we actually doing
with that? Because if no one's going to take it,
I'd be pretty keen to get it home.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Are you referring to the lazyboy Neo x Power recliner,
I assume. So, yeah, yes, that's in the corner of
the studio. What we're doing with it is basically using it,
abusing it, doing whatever we want to it. Yeah, and
then giving it to a listener. Yes, that exact one.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay, so we are giving it to a listener.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Mogi's made it his. It's like it's like his little
studio nest.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yes, the thing about it, Liz,
and it's be honest. This is if you can get
this as a bachelor, if you can get this as
some kind of a flat, if you're in a flat
with a bunch of mates and this is your chair. Yeah,
this is living like a king. Yes, you have got
a remote control. It's got pre you see, it's for
(42:00):
different things. You can charge your phone on it. It's
got a holder for your iPad. I think that's too
much the iPad. Yeah, I agree. Now, this thing is magnificent.
Some people will value that. I would kick that off.
Now you can just take it out. It just slots out.
You don't have to have it in there at all. Yes,
I'd kick it off. It's got a slot here that
a compartment on the side where I think that's for magazines,
(42:23):
but you can put a few beers in there. Yeah, totally,
you know what I'm saying. Yes, this is a magnificent price.
I've thoroughly enjoyed so it because I've been I sit
in this in between songs or while we're listening to songs. Sorry,
and I've been watching the credit. I know it's magnificent.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Stuffing your face with the chat.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
It's full of chips. You might find my wallet in there,
or my sunglasses, maybe your car keys.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Maybe rip an ass in there as well. Yeah, yeah,
if you are keen to win that once again. As
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lazy to three four eight three get yourself in the drawer.
It's got cutting edge comfort technology, wireless remote so that
you can literally pull a remote out and adjust various
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parts of the seat, which is magnificent, Wireless charging for
your phone, iPad holder, as you said, cup holders and
everything you could possibly imagine in a seat. Plus Mogi
has been ripping ass in it, so ultimately we have
a stench on it. Yeah, yeah, lazy three four eight three,
give it a text.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
You see DC there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday evening. Now, Fellas, as I mentioned in the
TV chat, I didn't actually watch much TV last night
because I was talking to my wife and you know, Fellas,
you know when you you sometimes get down to the
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nitty gritty with your partner, Oh, I mean filth wise.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I mean, I mean you can swear that your mind.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
John to that that was why would getting filthy with
your partner be nitty and gritty?
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Well, I just like knits and then sand it was
just the look in Mogi's eyes that I just went,
I's gone there and I'm gonna have to put a
disclaimer on this.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
And we were talking about our hopes and dreams and
your age.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Well exactly, Mogi, exactly.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
And my wife was saying, if you can have anything
you want, if and be honest with me, it can
be anything you want.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Did you say that, yes? What would it?
Speaker 4 (44:32):
What would it be?
Speaker 5 (44:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Forget what everyone else wants? Forget what everyone else wants
to do? What do you want?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Reboger hat, Well, I've already got one of those, so
you know, I'm sort of sordid there.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
And I need to get rid of your cataracts.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
And I was like, are you.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Serious, and she was like, yeah, I'd really like to know,
because you spend so much time thinking about what other
people want to you.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
I don't know that about it.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
You know that I want to know what my husband
really wants. And it was like, okay, if I'm being honest,
I want a motorbike.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
You want to motorbike?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Well, now I know that probably comes as a surprise
to you guys. I've got my stock cars.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Mean a motor home. No, a motorbike, mogi.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
What?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
So have you ever ridden a motorbike? Oh? Yeah, I
used to all the time. This was the thing.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
And then you know, I had wind when I was
in my twenties. Yeah, we're on the Dirty scrot.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
The dirty scropes and stuff game. Yeah, and then I
had kids. And then my wife was like, all right,
enough with a motorbike. Okay, this this is crazy to get.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Rid of it.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
A motorbike? What kind of hundred percent? But what I
wasn't a Harley.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
It was part of the gang.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Remember we all rode Harley's Keezy, right, okay? And ever
since then, you know, it's that's just been simmering away
in the back of my mind, you know.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
God, I want a longing for the wide open road. Yes,
for the wind in my hair, to have a helmet on.
Wouldn't to feel the.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Throb not not the way I ride keys, to feel
the throb in matesticles and years throm the vibration.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
You wouldn't get that on your little tinker toy one.
But you know, a proper.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Powerful bath, you know, and just heading the open roads again?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Right?
Speaker 4 (46:35):
What did she say? She was into it, man, she
was like that's hot? Yeah, right, okay, So what are
you gonna get? Have you do any research?
Speaker 6 (46:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I can help your head. I mean, what are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (46:46):
I'm thinking of Jucardi multi strad twelve hundred.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Ah. How do you pronounce it again? Multi Strad, Ducardi
or Duke Caddy? Some people say, right, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
So you're gonna pivot from riding Harley's in a gang
to an Italian sports bike totally?
Speaker 5 (47:04):
Man.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Well, I'm older, I'm wiser, I'm more sophisticated. But it's
all very well. Having a Harley back in the day
and being rough and the bad boy. But this is stylish,
elegant and reflects my age.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
You get to the point where you've just got a
need for speed, that's right, and you can't get that.
You know, it's the acceleration, Kezy, that's what you're thirst for.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
It's the Italian design and it's always been my fantasy,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yes, so yeah, far out?
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Okay, So when are you gonna get one of them?
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Well, we're thinking, she said, well, why don't we just
make it your Christmas present?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Idea?
Speaker 4 (47:40):
You're getting to do Caddy for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Yes, a multi strad twelve hundred and I was sinking, Kezy,
you and I can hit the open road.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
It's just that you'll be bloody miles behind me public away.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
You'll be eating yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
So get yourself Ado candy for Christmas and a wheelchair
for Boxing Day.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
The whole king big show was Jason Mysy tune.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
In on radio. Well there you got your many bastards.
That's the big show down and dusted this Thursday night.
In the podcast out show today we kept it relatively
clean again, fellas.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yes, at the very start we almost immediately had to
do a disclaimer. Yes, but there you.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Guys freak out too much, man, chill out, man.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
It's just that we know that look in your eyes,
and we were like, oh, here we go. Moogie's going
full filled.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Just firing myself up.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:38):
Here's a clip of today's podcast US discussing living large.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
I don't want your money.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
You just spend, spend, don't spend around the world, go
do whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
But yeah, so this is what this is, Jays.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Go spend your money, man, because you've got so much, Like,
you've got so much money you could be renting the
penthouse of the tallest tower and all. I mean, I know,
you get a bit weird when the truth sort of
comes out about your immense wealth Johns. But at the
end of the day, you've worked relatively hard for that
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immense amount of money.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
You've had a hell of a lot of luck in
your life, huge amount of luck. Yeah yeah, and you're right.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yeah, so just go spend it, man.
Speaker 5 (49:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, what's the point of sitting on millions of dollars?
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, that's true. I mean, you can't spend it when
you're in the grave game, that's true. You know what
I mean, and.
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Luckily you're only thirty nine, so you've got plenty of time. Yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
That's not too late for you. Man, it's not too late.
It's not too late.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Good question.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
I'm going to go and sit on the back deck
with my message. I think.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Nice, I haven't had a beer this week, and I'm
going to do that for another night. Another no night
of beers for old Maggie.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
Hey, Moggie, tomorrow, shall we have some beers?
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Man?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Absolutely at chasing the family. I'm slightly concerned about ruining
my weekend in my career, but we'll give it a go.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Well, probably pretty bad, but we'll be responsible. Sweet, We'll
be responsible with our bers.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Hey, Keysy, Hello, is your wife home tonight? Ah?
Speaker 4 (50:17):
She just misses saying she's having a few drinks in
ponds and beat with the marketing goal. Oh my god,
but she'll be home soon. Would you like to go
for a picnic?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
It's so weird because there's no marketing girls where she
would know. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Sorry, she's lying through her teeth.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Man, I'm perfectly well aware of what's right in front
of my whole.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
I don't even know if she even existed.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
We're all aware of what's in front of your eyes.
Jase Honker, all right, fellas, what are you doing tonight? Jace?
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Well, I actually hang on, I haven't finished yet. What
are you having for tea picnic?
Speaker 4 (50:53):
So we'll probably go get something in the area where
we lived and go sit by the beach and eat it.
Maybe some sort of cabar. But am I a cabar
like a a kebab? You know a Turkish number?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Jason, Yes, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Man?
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Well, I'm gonna get the process started for buying my Ducardi.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
It's just the way it sounds like it starts with
a j there do cardi here?
Speaker 4 (51:22):
Also in the way you're saying it too, it makes
me thinking, I know, this isn't true that you actually
don't know anything about do caddies do candy? Because all
the people in New Zealand it's probably Ducardi in Italy.
It is in Italy, That's why it was. I've been
watching doccos on right, and it's candy Doccos.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Yeah, so I'll probably be doing that, amongst other things,
eating some delicious food.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
But I can't wait here about tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Until tomorrow where we'll be broadcasting live from the golf.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Take care out there and we'll see you later
The hose.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I keep the Big Show show thanks to crape Worthy
street food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome, this is big show, Jason Hits Night and Kidder,
your mad bos. It's great to have your company on
this glorious Thursday afternoon, the eleventh of December.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
And you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Reburg Years.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Serving good times and good food Dina or take away
Reburg Year Todayburg.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Choking on it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I feel like Mogi. This weather's just made for you.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Do you think so?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah? Just whip your top off, oil up, strut around
the place, show it off, yeah, man, show it off.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Well, yeah, you're right man, I'm absolutely loving it. Your
mad dog, you're six on a bee. There's anything better?
There's anything better than summer.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I don't think there is.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I think there is. How do you feel better? I
don't think there is. I think we were all at
our best. Guess in summer. Well, it's all the D
we're getting. I being in so much D, like day
after day after day. You think I just need a
day just to lie in bed and just to get
away from the D.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You know what, I mean, yeah, you're talking about vitamin D.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I was on the golf course today, Mogi.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You're getting hammered little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Whole after whole after whole of D and it was
just mate, I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Speaking of loving it, loving that T shirt you were
in there, it's a lovely crisp white well iron T shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Is it or is it the oldest T shirt I have?
I don't know, and falling apart of the seams? Thanks?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Man?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
It is beautiful, isn't it? And knowing that we're rocketing
through this, it's already the eleventh man.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, it's crazy knock off, as you say, like, it's
almost end of there, So should we just leave it there?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Fellows?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Just on that.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I've got a bit of an announcement to make on that,
so I'll be talking about that next. But what's coming
up on the show there, Mogi?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
What's happening on the big show with old Mogi?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, you got another opportunity, don't you, Fellas? It is
Alter Ego. Everybody is talking about it. I'm walking down
the street and people are saying, hey Megi, how do
I get in the drawer for Olter Ego? And I'm like,
what's older ego, and they're like, it's the biggest music
festival in the world. It's in Los Angeles on the
seventeenth of January. Green Day, Cage, Elephant and Sublime and others.
(02:45):
Give it to me.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Also, I don't know if it is the biggest in
the world.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It's the biggest in the world, but if you want
to get into the drawer, you have to stick around,
wait for the cuticle and you'll give us a bell
on oh eight hundred hoak. Other than that, we've got
some other sort of tat that we've going to get through.
I've put a new car Fellers. That's just what I do.
I absolutely love it, but it's a lectric and I
don't know how to use it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Also, I have organized an interview I haven't told you
guys about happening later on the show. Let's just say
it's You're going to be very excited for this interview, Jays.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Okay, great anxiety man. And next up from the sound
of that, Jason is going to be breaking some big news.
Is it going to be breaking? Because you're breaking it
to breaking news.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
For the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Hodarkys indeed in there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four
o'clock New zeal And, currently two four for five trailing
by one run. So we're nearly there, fellas.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I've got some breaking news. This is breaking news.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
And can I just start off by saying I feel
terrible about this? Sure, I feel like I'm letting the
team down.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't like this already, because if you feel ter
if you're saying you feel terrible about it, that probably
means it's good for you and bad for us.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, you're right, actually okay, But usually he wouldn't feel
terrible about it, you know, because if it's good for him, he.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Doesn't care about I don't believe he does feelter I
believe he's saying that he feels terrible before he sticks
a knife and the twists it. We'll see though, clearly
see we'll see.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Now, fellows. I was going through the books.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Last night, reviewing the year as you do, and the
year in books.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, yes, I've got a book where I just write
down all the key points, contracts, things like that, receipts
by some more vapes, buy some more vapes. And I
stumbled upon the fact, much to my horror and chagrin.
Not my chagrin, No, did I realize that I still
had a week left of holidays before the year ends.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I don't think so now, because you've I feel like
you've had heaps of leave this year.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I've double checked it with the bosses, and that is
in fact correct. And then I thought to myself, now,
hang on, even though I do have another week left
of holidays for the year, I'm not just going to
bail on the fellows in the last week.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You're good.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
That's sort of sweet, thanks, Jase.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I appreciate it, you know what I mean, Because I'm
a teacher.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'd be fuman if you did. That would just be
so shit.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
And of course we're going to do the breakfast show
next week as well, and I'm like, I can't just
bail on that. Unfortunately, I said to the management, no,
I don't worry about it. I'll just just don't worry.
And I said, well, no, you have to take it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You have to take it.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Surely, if you said, like, look, just put it down
as me taking leave and I'll just happen to be
in the studio, you know, did you try saying that
I tried.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Everything, oh so many things, and they went hoity jay, mate, Sorry,
that's just how the contract is written. So Friday, I e.
Tomorrow at the golf will be my last day.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Right, wow, so we're finishing up tomorrow. Oh wow, yes, okay, okay,
that's all good shot.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Ho j thanks for many because obviously, because we all
have like a sittin amount of days off. Yeah, it's
what you had five days in lou As.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
They Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, because we've got six radio shifts to do obviously,
with five days on driving one breakfast shift. So even
if you were to have those five days off, obviously
we still got to do breakfast because yeah, remember because
we're doing breakfast because we played golf and lost to Breakfast,
and I said, I don't want to put doing another
show on the line, and then you guys convinced me
to do it. Jack.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, mate, I'm not doing I'm got.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
That, we're not I'm not going to be doing break though,
But I just felt it was important to get it
on the record. I did everything in my power, and
they just would They wouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
A bar of it, Jace. You can't take six shows
off if you've got five shows worth of an you'll leave.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, what you see in my contract, that's not factor then,
but feelers, Look, it's a downward slide next week. Anyway,
you guys would just be chill airs. This weather's beautiful,
and so even though it seems like a catastrophic thing
to happen, a huge loss year, you guys, I beck
you all the way, you bet us?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah right, okay, Well, I'll tell you what. Me and
Keyesy will have a check because it's the thing. Man,
you want to beck us all the way. You want
to come in and support us through the last week.
I think we can go to the bosses and we
could just say, look, either Jase does the show or
nobody does the show. Yeah, that's it. Me and keys
are going to beck you up because you're keen to
do the show.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Next week, right I wish? Yeah? Okay, Well, if we
go and say, look, Jase does the show or we
are leaving or whatever hockon, we can get Jay's doing
the show.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Put your own stuff on the line.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
That's because I know you desperately want to do the
show next week. That's what I know. So I will
go into bat for one of my mates. We'll sort
this out. Man.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Okay, that's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Then yeah, okay, it's just I hope you go well there.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah, keep next week locked in. We'll get it sorted
for you man.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hold Achy my Heart Radio.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Alter Ego.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Let's get another great New Zealand in the drawer.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Let's get two fellas. Yeah, two fellas, A fella and
a Failius.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Up to you, Jase, Hey, what is Alter Ego? I
heard someone ask just early when I was on the loop, okay,
and then I said to them, Well, basically, it's a
big festival put on by iHeartRadio in LA. It's on
the seventeenth of January. It's the Key of Forum and
it's some of the biggest names of alternative Rocky Green Days,
your Cage the Elephants, a bit of spl are the
two Green Days? Two Green Days?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Will you see your Green Days? Your Cagual Elephant? Are
the two of those beans too?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
There's two Green Days, there's three Cage the Elephants.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
And you said this in the toilet while you were
doing a.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Steamerzling wheeze doing wheeze. Yeah, yeah, but I always sit
down and that's what I can see with the confusion lines. Yeah,
of course. And then I went on to explain that,
you know, by calling up one hundred hodak you going
the drawer to win tickets for you, and I made
a hotel on thousand dollars cash in a direct flight
from LA from New Zealand to lad just tuning out
or what yeah it was It turns out it was
(09:45):
the cleaner, all right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, Hey, let's go to the phone lines. Good a
lemon your mad barsett Hou's life. Yeah, good, thanks lemon.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Why lemon?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Where did you get a lemon from?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
That's a big story.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I don't have enough time to tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's okay, mate, that's takes.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Tell me, lemon.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
What do you do for a crausp Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Mate? So I go around from by to bar and
just sort out the tax.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Oh how often, leomen? How often do you have to
clear out the old lines there?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'll give it a monthly clean, maybe a fortnightly clean.
Yeahes either a month or half as long as that. Yeah,
you know what, you know, it just deppends.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Lemon.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Who would you take with you if you won?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I'm sure I'd probably get a couple of the homies
to wrestle it out.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, come out Victorians? Yeah, okay, good on you mate.
Will you stay on the line, down the line man,
and pack time? I look after you in the studio.
B now Ethan online six, Ethan. How you going goodell?
How are you?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Good? Thanks? Good?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Looking forward to Christmas?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Ethan?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Absolutely, mate, absolutely like a break?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, man? What do you do for a cross by
the way, spark mate, it's all just a simple backbone.
You've got it written on your on your van there,
don't you backbone? Electrical over see? That would be a
great name for a sparky man. Absolutely mate, it would
go good.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Ethan.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, that's not bad either. You can use that, Ethan, Ethan.
Who would you take with you?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Probably take one of the boys, mate.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, it's a one man?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Which one? Which one? Are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Man?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
What names? Matty's probably listening?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, he's a terrible man.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Don't do it, Ethan, seriously, he's a shocker weird looking
as well.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
He is quite old and I didn't want to say that. Yeah,
you should have seen what he looked like as a baby.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I saw it.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Did you see the article? Don't worry about that?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Oh wow?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Hey, well Ethan, good luck with that. Mates down the
line and old Pug Sam will sort you out, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Good on you mate, good one, And tell you what man.
And I've went over there before as well. They're in
New Zealand. They're working with United Airlines now and the
connections over there, so you fly into America, the connections
that you can get around the country with the United
Airlines are absolutely seamless. I'll put it to you this way, Kezy.
You can experience it all. That's the only way I
(12:29):
can put it to you. Yeah, when you fly with
the New Zealand you've got those United Airlines connections. Man,
you can experience it at all. Do you say it
was seamless? Seamless?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
That's not something I'd say.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
In four on Radio Hold Supergroup. There on the Radio
Hold Archy Big Show. This Suesday afternoon. The time is
four thirty six New Zealand currently two twenty eight for
six leading by twenty three, effectively two twenty eight for
seven of course, because Tickner's massively injured.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, hey fellers, just a bit of a PSA, A
public service announcement I thought we could do today. I
filmed my first ever commercial a couple of days ago,
and I was a Mandy's for a lot of it,
and it was a really hot day. I sun blocked up,
sunblocked up.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Did your slip slop, slop and slash?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I slip, slop, squirt and rap? Yes, So I did
all the above except the rap because you were just
in your unders. Also didn't havever had on or Sundays
or whatever. But I did do all of that, and
I was feeling very safe out there, and I was like, sweet,
I'm doing a good job here. I reapplied after a
couple of hours there a couple of times. However, later
(13:39):
at night, I realized my feet were burnt the tops
of my feet, and I realized I did my arms,
my legs for everything, and I neglected my feet.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
What did you do that?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Well, I just you don't think about sunblocking the tops
of your feet, you know. Well I don't anyway, and
they got burnt, and I just want to say, hey,
remember to sunblock your feet. Just on that on a
serious note here.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It is picture if you will, feels one of you
chaps they're having a barbie on the deck in your shorts.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
They're sort of billowing in the wind with baggy shorts.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, they'll be baggy shorts or just quite short shorts
and Mogi's case, a bit of testicular overhang or a gaping.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
If you will, of the short.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Sorry, this is on a serious note here. This is
on a serious note.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Okay, Apparently sunburnt scrotums are actually and because the skin's
so sensitive there because it doesn't often see the sun,
can lead to really serious consequences. So if you're going
to be wearing shorts out in summertime, slip slop, squirt
the balls.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You're right, okay, So I'll make sure you're good in
that regard because you're smooth because my what'd you call it,
ball bag tough as old boots. Oh yeah, yeah, seen
a lot of sun, seen a lot of sun very
early getting my rucksack out. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
In fact, I've never ever heard of people that even happening. Yes, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Would have thought in your case, actually, Mogie, because you've
got the most beautifully smooth marble testicle. Do that you're
really prone to us. I was actually thinking of you
when I was thinking about No.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, no, no, no, not at all. Because they've been
out in the sun from a very young age. Oh okay, Yeah,
they're tough and they get it. That's the thing about
my balls. They get it. Yeah, yeah, they look for
that's fine. They say to the sun. They look up
at the sun and they go, bring it, bring it on.
Can I just say then, that's what my balls say?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Can I just say then, from this perspective, if you
have been a young fellow and you've had your balls
out all the time, then you'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
But if you're like me and you haven't had your balls.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Out all the time, I'd say most people are be
in that case.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, most just be weary of that, particularly if you're
getting older and they're sagging.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Well. Thanks for that, Jason. On a serious note, thank
you very much for that. Because feet tops of feet
obviously for some people, as you mentioned, various parts of
your genitalia there. The other thing is your ears. Yes,
some block your ears behind there on the tops as
well and even inside your ears.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yes, because I've had burnt in a ear before. I'm
not squirting anything in my ear cheezy. All right, Let's
just be.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Clear now, so you don't That's not how you apply sunscreen.
You don't squirt it directly into your ear. You put
some on your hand, put your finger in and just
sort of rub it around the rim.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Right.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh, the way you just did that made me you
feel slightly nauseous?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Right, okay, because I just sat here for two minutes
while you chatted about Mogie's balls.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Okay, but yeah, just any other tips from the listeners
out there by the way, three four eight three, the
things that we've forgotten?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Perhaps?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Where should you sunblock every text on the draw for
a fifty dollar at Reburg about? Yes, So that's good.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Archy.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is four forty nine years you
live currently two thirty one for six leading by twenty six.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Fellows. Last night I went and saw a Dina motion
A Christmas Crisis. It's a play. It's on at Q
Theater here in Auckland. It sees you'll laugh, you'll cry,
you'll you'll dance, so it's a dynamotion. Are effectively a
dance troupe and they do this every year. I believe
(17:46):
Tom Sainsbury, lar Official Chisholm, Chris Parker Livetenant four of
the probably might because of fifteen people in it. And
it started out and there was a couple of dance
routines and I went, ah, shit, yeah, tell me it's
not going to be this. I haven't seen it before.
I haven't seen them before, so I was like, oh no.
(18:08):
But it turns out that it's got a it's got
a whole story behind it. Mister and missus Clause they
headed for Splitsville. Ashley his Christmas cupcake shop is teetering
on the edge, and the elves are cracking under the
pressure of Soula's consumerism. So that's sort of the setup
for it. The three separate storylines that are going on,
tied together by a narrator who last night was our
(18:28):
very own mad Heath, oh really formerly our own mad Heath, Yes,
no longer Heath narrated it. He narrated it, that's right,
sat in a chair and he narrated it. Yeah it was.
It was really good and can I say absolutely hilarious, brilliant.
I know your missus is key to go and see Casey,
you gotta go, man, you simply must wow. A lot
of fun, very very clever, rioting, very very funny. The
(18:51):
dancing's really good, some of some of the dancing better
than others. But unless again out there and giving her
a goksee what do you do? Wow?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't I didn't mean to offend
four and a half busies out of five fun experience.
I reckon, if you've got a few wines into your
first you'd really be loving it. So I reckon if you,
missus there got a few girl friends along, Keezy, I
don't know if you'd go, Man, go go. Yeah, you'd
like it too, I think so I whighly recommend it.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Get along. Tickets are on sale now, obviously only for
people and are than everybody else that just have to suffer.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
What's it called again?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
It's called a Christmas Crisis is presented by Dynamotions at
the Q Theater, and I think it goes through another
possible week.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Maybe I've got nothing much to add, Fellas I flitted
and chatted with my wife and discussed various things without
really paying any attention to the television.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
How many buzzies at five the chat just last night?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, three and a half busies.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Wow, some work to do.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
We've all got work to do, keezy right, Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I watched the show last night? Was that look Full Disclosure?
Was a house renovation show? Okay, it was a house
renovation show, right. It was in New Zealand. However, the
difference with this one was when I enjoyed more than
any of the other ones I've watched, was it was
a couple with like an old brick townhouse, A young
couple an old brick townhouse. In total, the value of
the house was maybe seven hundred thousand just or so,
(20:19):
Like it was just a very small, two bedroom. Their
budget wasn't massive. They looked around at other places they
could afford. They were kind of small and very like
realistic as opposed to like an older couple with millions
of dollars doing a massive reno. And it was actually
the most enjoyable what I've seen because it was actually relatable, right,
you know, yeah, just a young couple there.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I mean, there's renovation a young person's game in general.
I think it kind of is, isn't it when you're
getting older. I mean I don't do any renos, but
when when you're getting older, it's like I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Be asked if you're doing it or paying for it.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, when you're like if
you can afford if you in my mind it's like
I may as well go and do radio and get
paid to do that rather than having a crack it,
you know, taking a wall out or something, because there's
someone better qualified to do it.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
It is.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, but I give that episode it was love it all.
Listed In New Zealand, I give an episode three point
nine busies out of five. Wow, okay, very nice.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Just on that.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
By the way, New Zealand losing another work at Phillips
is out two thirty three for seven.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Here's wis not enough? There's not enough none.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on radio.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Hold Iky, We's are there on the radio.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Hold Ankey Big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time three
minutes to five o'clock plenty coming up after five by
the way.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
That's right, Jay. So I've organized an interview with an
old friend of yours. No, okay, someone from the past.
I think you'll be very pleased to see them. They'll
be in just after five o'clock. I said, of this
is your life, Yeah, kind of scenario. It's certainly reflective
rights to be heaps of people.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I don't know enough. I'm in the mood to be
devastatingly said, oh no, it won't be.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
No, it won't be his actual life, because we don't
want to bring the mood down. Also, earlier in the show,
I was going on about how I burned the tops
of my feet by accident, by forgetting to put some
block on them. Yeah, we were discussing places you need
to remember to put some block that you often don't
think of. That's true, tops of your feet, you know,
the tops of your ears. Jacey was saying, you scrotum. Yes,
(22:14):
lots of text coming through on three four eight three.
I'm going to say ninety percent of them are back
door related, right, So.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
But I mean I don't know about you guys. I
don't I don't sunblock my back door. No, they don't
see the point of it. No, well, a lot of
people do that.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Brown eyed of the sky sort of thing sunning your perineum.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So if you're doing that, I get
heard of it.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
If you're not, you even lived.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
But feel free. By the way on three for eight
three to stop texting through put some block on your
back door because we've we've got that enough now.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah. Thanks, Team.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
The Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I can you're welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're
enjoying your Thursday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show
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Speaker 4 (23:00):
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Speaker 3 (23:09):
You already played that one man, Yeah, yeah, it's really annoyed.
Slash down to the boundary there by folks, by the
way for another boundary, we lead by forty four.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Are you doing the commentary or are we doing the
big show?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I'm just letting people know what's you know, what's happening there.
A nice little slash down to third man for four
beautiful stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Have you ever thought about doing cricket commentary?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Well, people have spoken to me about it.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I'd give it a nudge if I was asked for sure,
I'd love to do a bit of commentary travel around
the world, fellows, how good would that love it? Just
talk cricket day after day after day.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Hey, pretty exciting guys. Interview coming up shortly, someone from
Jason's past. I'll reveal who that is exactly, MUGGI soon.
I'll tell you, man, how about this, I'll tell you secretly. Okay,
and you don't say anything to joke?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Okay, good, okay, what'll do that next?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
In the meantime, here's the Actic Monkeys and your face jokes.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, man, The Darchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Cool there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. This gious
Lizday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Jas We've got a bone depeic with your manifests all good.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I got a bone to pick.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
At the beginning of the year, you came on here.
You said you've got a new Year's resolution. It was
to learn twelve songs on piano, twelve songs of an
album by a man called Paul Buchanan, who I've never
heard of. And then you started learning one of his
songs called mid Air. Yeah, that wasn't like February.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Did you do twelve Was it mean to be twelve
or ten? Oh? He's only got ten sos on that album.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah, okay, so I was ten songs. Sorry. What I've
noticed is that your keyboard that we organized and you
got for free, this is a very expensive keyboard, has
been on a deer in our office since we did
the Night of Culture for the Comedy Festival, which was
in May. Yeah. So how you how you been tracking?
Pretty good? Actually keezy? Right without the keyboard, You've been tracking.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Well because I've also got another one at home that
I've been tinkering with, not as good as the one
out here, right, but often I'll get in here early
as well before you fellers turn up for the show
and have a bit of a blast, right yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Right, okay, because I was Look, do you remember how
Nick and Elliott from that the Music School got in
touch and actually asked if you wanted a free keyboard?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, they're coming in today to see how your progress
is going.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Oh, you're joking.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
And I also told them they can probably take the
keyboard away because you're not using it.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I mean I'll have to take the stickers off it, right,
that tell me what all the Yeah, cords.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
So they're going to be coming in. They're going to
be coming in next and I have told them that
it's joking keys, so that you will be able to
sort of update them on how your progress has been
going and maybe play something for them.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
That sounds good me. Do you reckon you can do that,
especially being practicing at home, which I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
You you definitely haven't practica. Oh yeah, definitely, man, definitely,
But you didn't just make up that you haven't.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You don't seem to be that bothered that they're going
to take away this really expensive keyboard. As I say,
I've got one at home. It's not as good.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I'll be disappointed because you know, as I say, I
like to get in here early and have a bit
of a touchoo before you guys do it up.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Well, I just like to say and just open the
door for you. Just leave it at jar here a
little bit. If you don't know how to play, it's
perfectly fine. You say you don't know, Oh yeah, for sure,
for sure, I wouldn't. I wouldn't try, And ye know,
I bollocked my way through.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
It because like everyone's New Year's resolutions, they always fail
at some point. So you're allowed to just liment right now, Hey,
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I said I was going to do it, yes, and
I was lying, and I never followed through. And despite
the fact hours and days and months of free time
on my hands, I just couldn't be asked.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
And I let everyone down, wasted everyone's time.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You can just say that cosletely before you're wasting any
more time of these people that believed in you, as
Keesy often believes in you for no reason, whereas I
never believe in you.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, because these people like that are actually
that from a music school paying they're paying off the
rental of that keyboard it's been sitting there. Say now,
when they come in NIXT you can just say, hey, guys,
I haven't done it, thanks for the keyboard, Sorry for wasting.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
If you don't need to come in coming, they're coming
in song, yeah right, yeah, So you just say to them.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, I mean I would if that were the situation.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
So you're happy to play a song, look if I
have to, right, okay without coming in next then Elliott
and Nick in the meantime the clash Do you like
clamp down? This is a tune, man, Yeah, I don't
mind it.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The whole archy. Big show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Hod is indeed the clash there on the radio. Holdankey
big show, this glorious Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah, Johnny us and studio right now, Jace, Nick and
Elliott from Elliott's Music Academy, welcome to the studio. Guys,
good afternoon, Thank you for having us.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Look, it's always a pleasure team, I.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Know you love it, absolutely, pleasure on your face and
walk everything.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. How's the academy going?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
It's good, yeah, great, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
It's a great year.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
We opened a new academy in Botany.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And in Tako. We have four full locations, four academies.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
But you, Jace, we come to you.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah right. How many students students do you have across
those four academies?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
One thousand, is that right? That's amazing, one thousand and three.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Generally, I imagine at the end of the year you
start doing a bunch of recitals, you're forcing parents to
come in and listen not only to their own child
and see their progress, but also even worse than that,
every other kid that they've got no investment on whatsoever,
is following how long yours are Because I've just been
through it with my daughter for a dance recital. She's sex.
It was two and a half hours long.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
It was bullshit, yas pretty long. I like the ninety
minute mark. It feels a variety, a bit of this,
a bit of that.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
But sometimes they go for a couple of hours. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Now, quick question Nick and Elliott from Elliot's Music Academy.
Out of those one thousand plus students per year, how
many students sort of meet expectations or exceed and how
many students do not? Well, I mean, we have a
variety of expectations.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Answer.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
So you know, sometimes people might want to work towards
an exam. Their biggest thing might be doing a performance.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yes, some might.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It just be that they turn up each week and
jam some acdcy.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
But it's quite good in this case, isn't it. Because
you must often, I'm assuming you teach kids that are
really young, you must find that the dream more often
than not is coming from the parents and it's been
put on the kid, and that's not necessarily something that
the kid wants to do. Whereas with Jakes, his thing
was I'm going to do the the album, I'm going
to do these ten songs. That's something I can work
towards over the course of the year. So it must
be easier to teach people where they are the ones
(30:07):
that want to do the thing. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Now people just joining Jays had a news resolution he
wanted to learn ten songs by Paul Buchanan on the
keyboards and Nick and Elliot. It's actually organized for this amazing.
What's the value of that keyboard?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I'm gonna I'm going to put it at one thousand
and three, so the same as our students.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
And let me tell you worth every cent?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, big Christmas plans, dog Christmas plans?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
You play?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
All right? So Christmas present was Elliot's birthday on Tuesday
and this is her gift.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh wow, wow.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Have you learned Happy Birthday yet?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Or is that it's not in my repertoire?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
So okay, So first question, Jays, have you learned the
ten songs by Paul Buchanan?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Should?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I just just want to play something, all right? We
don't play for too long? Play for light? Can you
play for twenty seconds?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I can play for seconds? Yeah yeah, man, it's just
a little piece that.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I've you actually wrote. Yeah, okay, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, cool.
When you're ready, mate, volume up and go for it.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Wait.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Okay, Wow, he's got the eyes closed and everything.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Guy, he does it all the time for you.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
God, the pianos are beautiful.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, holy cows, really good.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
What do you call it?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
What do I call it? I call it receding tide?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Thank you? Thank you? I think you guys when I
wrote it.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Actually, do you have any feedback? Elliott?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
The fingering was was interesting.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, many a note has been played just then and
I could only hear a handful.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, Well I was chatting to him, mate, who's amuser
the other day and he said, I'll tell you what
Hoidy j your bloody unorthodox.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
What was his name?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Pa?
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Well, of course, well, guys, we have to wrap things up,
Nick and Elliott, but any any comments for you know,
howdy Jay's progress so far? Anything you'd like to say?
The passion is out of this world.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I love you, and can I just say a massive
thank you guys for for lending me this beautiful instrument.
I've got another one at home and so I'm thinking,
you know, it was a good will gesture on my
behalf that I donated back to the Academy and hopefully
some young whipper snapper out there will be inspired by
what I've done today and use it for their musical dreams.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
That's really, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Thank you. Take the stickers off the keys as well,
if you want, Jason, Jason.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
I'll just play some applause for your Jason, hang on here.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
It is thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Trix Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening,
our fellas, after six o'clock, we're going to be talking
about our plan of attack for the golf tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
We're at Chasing the Fox. We are placing the Chasing.
We are playing the Chasing the Fox course itself the
same six holes as the ones that are televised, but
we're playing it earlier in the day. So and we're
playing three ball. Ambros. We are a team, the Big
Show team we are, and we ever played a team.
It's never going to change, can I Can I say
that totally?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Yeah, totally, Like I get what you're saying, Mike. Tomorrow
we're actually playing an ambrose as a team, I see,
and we've never played as a team together in a
sport before. So it's gonna be quite interesting.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That's true, It's probably true.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
I don't think we played as a team.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
We do that running right, The race was a team.
Oh that's right. Yeah, nah, you've been pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Well, look, so we're going to get into our strategies
and things like that. After six o'clock. Also, don't forget
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Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
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I want to work in that office, man. That sounds fun,
a lot of fun actually discussing Reburger.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yes, yes, I'm actually just discussing takeaways with my wife
as we speak.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Fellers, What are you thinking, man?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I said, I said Reburger, and she said, no, we've
had it. We've had too much lately.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You've had so much Reburger your hats turned into a
Reburger head.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Well exactly, Margie, your head.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
And you've got the Reburger logo on your head behind
you as the Reburger logo on a TV.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yes, it's out of it's crazy stuff.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Can I guess what you are going to have? Yes,
you're either going to have noodles or you're going to
pick up tie from a risha on the way home,
or maybe pizza.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
From the pizza Pizza. Actually, but I don't think so.
I think it's summary. I think you're going to because
there's a little Vietnamese Joined around the way there. I
think you're going to go there. Mogi's right, really, yeah, yeah,
Mogi's right, man.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
How do you watch Vietnamese Joined? What's going on to
your house?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
I'll show it to you one day, Keasy when you're
really it's a very sophisticated place.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Right, Okay, sounds it.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
One, DMC and Erosmith there on the radio Holdanche Big
Show this Thursday evening. A very exciting day for us
tomorrow out with Chasing the Fox, that's right, and the
Fellers getting to play together as a team, and I'm
very excited about that.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
The good news is Mogi I played with old Keysy today.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Genuinely, genuinely. He's showing some very good form.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Right, I'm improving, Yeah, he's great. He played great today.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
The traveler is when the pressure goes on, Kezy, you're
a self confessed flake, self confessed folder under pressure. I mean,
I'm sure there's a term for it.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I'd say so Traditionally with golf, I would say yes,
And I have proven that the issue and this is
something I only have figured out the last couple of
weeks is I now know what I'm supposed to do
with my clubs. So when I step up there with
my driver, I used to just swing and hope it
would go straight. Right now I have five things I
take off as I do it, and I know it
to do the same with my irons now and so
(37:42):
I'm not just hitting and hoping. And then when I
was under pressure, I was heading and hoping the pressure
would So I'm I think I've got more of a
chance to perform now because I know how to do
the thing.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
So you just started doing that today?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
No, not today, recently, like the last week or so,
because I know how to chip, chipping very well, Mabe.
That's because I know how to do those things, and
only recently I have clicked into place with driving and
my irons.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Just on that.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Still, don't say anything to them on the course tomorrow,
all right, You don't put.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Or don't criticize, just shut it.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, because it becomes our fun.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
Yes, yes, pretty much. What we need to do though,
is discuss strategy. So jace your job tomorrow when we're
playing Ambrose, because we're all playing together and the way
it works is we all hit a ball, whichever ball
is the best. We then go to that ball and
had three more. So Jase your job Tomorrow's hit it
did straight every time.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, look, this is what I'll do. I'll try and
hit it straight and be the safe option.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Sure it'll be shorter, yes, but it'll be did straight
and we can always use that as a fallback.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Great idea.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well, you're going to try and go long, don't you
go the power game and if it comes off, we're good.
If not, we've got jas who's gone straight.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I'll lock it and I'll go big or go hard
and fairy.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I also feel like you should go beg to.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'm just going to get on the pass.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, well that's good, that's good.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
That's my option.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
But you don't but roll the eyes back and give
it a tank because you you've got a bit of
power there.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
I reckon if Maggie rolls those bulgers back, you'll fall backwards.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, no, fair point. Yeah, I'm just going to have
a look. I'm just going to have some fun feelings.
If I managed to contribute even a single shot over
the course of the day, that helps us out there.
I'll be happy.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, you know what I mean, It's going to be
great either way. I'm looking forward to it. It's just
I just love playing on a beautiful course.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I think I might also spend some time intimidating our competition.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Yeah, now, who are you planning?
Speaker 5 (39:36):
It?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Is that one other team of three?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
No?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
No, no, So the way it's working is we all
are hitting off. I think we're just on our own.
Maybe group after group after grow really and then they
put all our scores up and we're up against the
insit Herald, for example, has their own group of three,
and then we're up against a whole lot of corporate
teams and stuff. So they are trusting us to keep
our own score. I don't know about the score seem.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Like a good idea considering in the last time that
we lost by one stroke. Our takeaway from that is
moving forward, which should we should cheat? Yeah, well let's
just keep that on the download for now. Yeah right,
I'm prepared to cheat to win. Yeah, I don't think
we've got a chance without it.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
But Keys is this weird sort of moral character that says,
you know, no, come on, hoidy Jay, let's.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
He's also has never tasted victory. So if we get
you to cheat, Keys and you taste victory, you might
see the value in the cheating. Cheating is our secret weapon.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yes, okay, and Jase, you're so comfortable with cheating you
were saying, having done it your whole Yeah, oh for
in various areas of your life. I mean I should
try it, right y yeah, yeah, of course we are
talking about Chasing the Fox, which is on tomorrow evening.
Thanks to Manuka feel we will be there, so if
you're listening to the show, we'll be doing it live
from the Heineken Silver Tent, the Clubhouse, right by the
(40:48):
final hole, having a great time, having just cheated, having sorry,
just one an Ambrose tournament the whole King.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Tune in who fighters there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday evening. Now, Fellers, I need to ask
a question this lazy boy I was lying on it
just before, she's bloody comfortable. What are we actually doing
with that? Because if no one's going to take it,
I'd be pretty keen to get it home.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Are you referring to the lazyboy Neo x Power recliner,
I assume. So, yeah, yes, that's in the corner of
the studio. What we're doing with it is basically using it,
abusing it, doing whatever we want to it. Yeah, and
then giving it to a listener. Yes, that exact one.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay, so we are giving it to a listener.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Mogi's made it his. It's like it's like his little
studio nest.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yes, the thing about it, Liz,
and it's be honest. This is if you can get
this as a bachelor, if you can get this as
some kind of a flat, if you're in a flat
with a bunch of mates and this is your chair. Yeah,
this is living like a king. Yes, you have got
a remote control. It's got pre you see, it's for
(42:00):
different things. You can charge your phone on it. It's
got a holder for your iPad. I think that's too
much the iPad. Yeah, I agree. Now, this thing is magnificent.
Some people will value that. I would kick that off.
Now you can just take it out. It just slots out.
You don't have to have it in there at all. Yes,
I'd kick it off. It's got a slot here that
a compartment on the side where I think that's for magazines,
(42:23):
but you can put a few beers in there. Yeah, totally,
you know what I'm saying. Yes, this is a magnificent price.
I've thoroughly enjoyed so it because I've been I sit
in this in between songs or while we're listening to songs. Sorry,
and I've been watching the credit. I know it's magnificent.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Stuffing your face with the chat.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
It's full of chips. You might find my wallet in there,
or my sunglasses, maybe your car keys.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Maybe rip an ass in there as well. Yeah, yeah,
if you are keen to win that once again. As
a brand new Lazy Boy Neo X power recliner, it
is only just launched in New Zealand. Text the word
lazy to three four eight three get yourself in the drawer.
It's got cutting edge comfort technology, wireless remote so that
you can literally pull a remote out and adjust various
(43:08):
parts of the seat, which is magnificent, Wireless charging for
your phone, iPad holder, as you said, cup holders and
everything you could possibly imagine in a seat. Plus Mogi
has been ripping ass in it, so ultimately we have
a stench on it. Yeah, yeah, lazy three four eight three,
give it a text.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
You see DC there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday evening. Now, Fellas, as I mentioned in the
TV chat, I didn't actually watch much TV last night
because I was talking to my wife and you know, Fellas,
you know when you you sometimes get down to the
(43:52):
nitty gritty with your partner, Oh, I mean filth wise.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I mean, I mean you can swear that your mind.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
John to that that was why would getting filthy with
your partner be nitty and gritty?
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Well, I just like knits and then sand it was
just the look in Mogi's eyes that I just went,
I's gone there and I'm gonna have to put a
disclaimer on this.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
And we were talking about our hopes and dreams and
your age.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Well exactly, Mogi, exactly.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
And my wife was saying, if you can have anything
you want, if and be honest with me, it can
be anything you want.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Did you say that, yes? What would it?
Speaker 4 (44:32):
What would it be?
Speaker 5 (44:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Forget what everyone else wants? Forget what everyone else wants
to do? What do you want?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Reboger hat, Well, I've already got one of those, so
you know, I'm sort of sordid there.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
And I need to get rid of your cataracts.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
And I was like, are you.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Serious, and she was like, yeah, I'd really like to know,
because you spend so much time thinking about what other
people want to you.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
I don't know that about it.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
You know that I want to know what my husband
really wants. And it was like, okay, if I'm being honest,
I want a motorbike.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
You want to motorbike?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Well, now I know that probably comes as a surprise
to you guys. I've got my stock cars.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Mean a motor home. No, a motorbike, mogi.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
What?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
So have you ever ridden a motorbike? Oh? Yeah, I
used to all the time. This was the thing.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
And then you know, I had wind when I was
in my twenties. Yeah, we're on the Dirty scrot.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
The dirty scropes and stuff game. Yeah, and then I
had kids. And then my wife was like, all right,
enough with a motorbike. Okay, this this is crazy to get.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Rid of it.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
A motorbike? What kind of hundred percent? But what I
wasn't a Harley.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
It was part of the gang.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Remember we all rode Harley's Keezy, right, okay? And ever
since then, you know, it's that's just been simmering away
in the back of my mind, you know.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
God, I want a longing for the wide open road. Yes,
for the wind in my hair, to have a helmet on.
Wouldn't to feel the.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Throb not not the way I ride keys, to feel
the throb in matesticles and years throm the vibration.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
You wouldn't get that on your little tinker toy one.
But you know, a proper.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Powerful bath, you know, and just heading the open roads again?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Right?
Speaker 4 (46:35):
What did she say? She was into it, man, she
was like that's hot? Yeah, right, okay, So what are
you gonna get? Have you do any research?
Speaker 6 (46:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I can help your head. I mean, what are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (46:46):
I'm thinking of Jucardi multi strad twelve hundred.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Ah. How do you pronounce it again? Multi Strad, Ducardi
or Duke Caddy? Some people say, right, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
So you're gonna pivot from riding Harley's in a gang
to an Italian sports bike totally?
Speaker 5 (47:04):
Man.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Well, I'm older, I'm wiser, I'm more sophisticated. But it's
all very well. Having a Harley back in the day
and being rough and the bad boy. But this is stylish,
elegant and reflects my age.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
You get to the point where you've just got a
need for speed, that's right, and you can't get that.
You know, it's the acceleration, Kezy, that's what you're thirst for.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
It's the Italian design and it's always been my fantasy,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yes, so yeah, far out?
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Okay, So when are you gonna get one of them?
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Well, we're thinking, she said, well, why don't we just
make it your Christmas present?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Idea?
Speaker 4 (47:40):
You're getting to do Caddy for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Yes, a multi strad twelve hundred and I was sinking, Kezy,
you and I can hit the open road.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
It's just that you'll be bloody miles behind me public away.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
You'll be eating yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
So get yourself Ado candy for Christmas and a wheelchair
for Boxing Day.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
The whole king big show was Jason Mysy tune.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
In on radio. Well there you got your many bastards.
That's the big show down and dusted this Thursday night.
In the podcast out show today we kept it relatively
clean again, fellas.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yes, at the very start we almost immediately had to
do a disclaimer. Yes, but there you.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Guys freak out too much, man, chill out, man.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
It's just that we know that look in your eyes,
and we were like, oh, here we go. Moogie's going
full filled.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Just firing myself up.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:38):
Here's a clip of today's podcast US discussing living large.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
I don't want your money.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
You just spend, spend, don't spend around the world, go
do whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
But yeah, so this is what this is, Jays.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Go spend your money, man, because you've got so much, Like,
you've got so much money you could be renting the
penthouse of the tallest tower and all. I mean, I know,
you get a bit weird when the truth sort of
comes out about your immense wealth Johns. But at the
end of the day, you've worked relatively hard for that
(49:15):
immense amount of money.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
You've had a hell of a lot of luck in
your life, huge amount of luck. Yeah yeah, and you're right.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yeah, so just go spend it, man.
Speaker 5 (49:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, what's the point of sitting on millions of dollars?
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, that's true. I mean, you can't spend it when
you're in the grave game, that's true. You know what
I mean, and.
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Luckily you're only thirty nine, so you've got plenty of time. Yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
That's not too late for you. Man, it's not too late.
It's not too late.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 6 (49:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Good question.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
I'm going to go and sit on the back deck
with my message. I think.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Nice, I haven't had a beer this week, and I'm
going to do that for another night. Another no night
of beers for old Maggie.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
Hey, Moggie, tomorrow, shall we have some beers?
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Man?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Absolutely at chasing the family. I'm slightly concerned about ruining
my weekend in my career, but we'll give it a go.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Well, probably pretty bad, but we'll be responsible. Sweet, We'll
be responsible with our bers.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Hey, Keysy, Hello, is your wife home tonight? Ah?
Speaker 4 (50:17):
She just misses saying she's having a few drinks in
ponds and beat with the marketing goal. Oh my god,
but she'll be home soon. Would you like to go
for a picnic?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
It's so weird because there's no marketing girls where she
would know. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Sorry, she's lying through her teeth.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Man, I'm perfectly well aware of what's right in front
of my whole.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
I don't even know if she even existed.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
We're all aware of what's in front of your eyes.
Jase Honker, all right, fellas, what are you doing tonight? Jace?
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Well, I actually hang on, I haven't finished yet. What
are you having for tea picnic?
Speaker 4 (50:53):
So we'll probably go get something in the area where
we lived and go sit by the beach and eat it.
Maybe some sort of cabar. But am I a cabar
like a a kebab? You know a Turkish number?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Jason, Yes, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Man?
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Well, I'm gonna get the process started for buying my Ducardi.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
It's just the way it sounds like it starts with
a j there do cardi here?
Speaker 4 (51:22):
Also in the way you're saying it too, it makes
me thinking, I know, this isn't true that you actually
don't know anything about do caddies do candy? Because all
the people in New Zealand it's probably Ducardi in Italy.
It is in Italy, That's why it was. I've been
watching doccos on right, and it's candy Doccos.
Speaker 5 (51:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
Yeah, so I'll probably be doing that, amongst other things,
eating some delicious food.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
But I can't wait here about tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Until tomorrow where we'll be broadcasting live from the golf.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Take care out there and we'll see you later
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