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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold ache cheers Twoey from bringing
back to laughs.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
And the world gone.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, right, it's time.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
To go out.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
This is not the biggest, biggest, Your feast is the biggest,
biggest shot a big show, Jason Howich, Mike Minogue and
it is the Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogua
and Keesy except for old Hoidy. J is on his
final day of his holiday. He'll be back on the Monday.
In the meantime, you've got Kezy, you've got Mogi and
of course you've got the Big Show, which is brought
to you by Tooey and the return of the Year

(00:34):
Right campaign. The billboards are officially back. So if you're
out and about and you see one, have we chuckle
because we could all do a bit of a laugh.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Am. It's so true.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Man.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I hadn't thought about it like that before, but you're right, yeah,
we can all do with a laugh.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
And don't forget as well. Because it's Friday, it's shout out.
It's sorry, frout out Shiday.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Come on man, So if you've got any.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Frout outs you'd like to make text it on through
to three four eight three and you can win yourself
a we prize pack. But mogi, yeah mate, how you
going this Friday?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I'm pretty grouse, man. I'm looking forward to the weekend
because it means we're one weekend closer to the long weekend,
which is next weekend, which is next weekend. So I'm
pretty thrilled about that getting an extra day off. But
this one's going to have its own its own value
as well. I mean, I love Monday to Friday, but
how good the weekend? And you've got some news around
that as well, don't you make the weekend? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:23):
what you're going to be getting up to, old Kezy?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Is this break hi roll?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
No? No, not now? Say it? Teaser?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Is it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'll support an extend goes later in the show.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay, I've got some huge news around my weekend. Yere
you do, and trust me, you're going to want to
stick around for that.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh you are.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You're also going to want to stick around for just
a massive, big show head of course, after five, you've
got the Friday Throbber. Plus I've got a bit of
a situation with my wife that I'm going to need
a bit of a mouse around from old Mogi there,
and of course we've got great tunes. This is the
Strokes twelve fifty one, or as I call it, nine
minutes to one o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I could do with a laugh.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
At this age y hey three four a three with
your broudouts.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
The Hdarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's a massive chune from the Stone Table pilots. It
is a big bang baby. Ten minutes past four in
the hid Ackey Big Show with Kezy and Mogi and
some pretty messive sporting news occurred overnight, so let's get into.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
This crick cricket, cricket.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
It is sports chat. Well, it's all cricket chat, so
that's cricket chat really well. The second day of the
Second Test, New Zealand versus India in India, it was
a hell of a evening's play starts around about four
thirty New Zealand time. New Zealand rolling India for forty six,

(02:54):
the lowest total at home in Test history far out,
which is a significant It was it was just it
was unbelievable. I mean, India were not Some of the
shot selection was pretty per poor, but the bowling was
also bloody good as well, with Matt Henry taking five

(03:14):
for fifteen and thirteen over wow, which is bloody unreal,
and will ow' rourke taking four for twenty two though
were both sitting on four each with nine wickets down
or on the hunt to try and take that last
wicket to get the five wicket bag. But yeah, you
cannot leave Matt Henry out of the team and willow rourke.
The other wicket was taken by Tim Southy. Yeah, it

(03:34):
was unreal. And then we had New Zealand went into
bat and of course you absolutely you're shetting yourself the
cheasy because you think yourself, well, we got them out
for forty six, but you're also thinking, now we have
to bet on this.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, that's the thing. And more often than not in cricket,
if the first team just has an absolute shoka, not
a regular shocker, like a terrible performance, traditionally the opposition
something mentally happens where they start just slogging and things
go wrong and the whole Test turns into a shambles. Yes,
but by the looks of things, what are we one eight.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Eighty for three with Devin Conway, who was in a
terrible form. He's he's been really battling for the last
couple of years, and he's such a good player, and
I'm so happy to see him come out of it now.
In his last means in Sri Lanka, I think he
got fifty or sixty in a in a lost cause,
but he got ninety one and look, bloody god, he

(04:25):
looks so good doing it. And then he got out
to a reverse sweep. He got bold doing a reverse sweep,
and I hate. There's nothing I hate more well, there
as action, but I hate a reverse sweep. And then
Daryl Mitchell came out and his first shot was a
reverse sweep. They're pretty cool, though, Magi Ei. They're cool
if you hit the ball. They're not so cool if
you don't. But Darryl Mitchell loves the reverse sweep, so

(04:46):
I predict that's how he'll get out.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
How cold How confident are you though? Were one aighty
for three test starts? I think about four thirty. How
confident are you that we can actually put this one away?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Well, I mean we should get there should be a result,
and effectively what this means, you know, we're one hundred
and forty for three, we get to bat twice and effectively,
you know, if you take their score off our total, yeah, one,
we're effectively we're effectively one hundred and forty for three. Okay,
and we get to bat twice. India only get to

(05:15):
bat once. Yeah, but we have to bat second on
a turning pitch in India. So God only knows what
will happen. It is going a hell of a lot
better than I ever dreamed it would go. So bloody
thrilled about that and that we're on from four thirty
now the women's t twenty. Yes, New Zealand somehow find
themselves in the semi final against the West Indies. We

(05:38):
came into this tournament, we've lost ten in a row
and then we smashed India. We're expected, you know, the
three favorites are Australia by miles in England and India
and none of them even made it out of the
group stage. So now we are in with a chance
of actually making it all the way to the final.
We're playing the Windys tomorrow morning I think at three

(05:58):
am New Zealand times right, and we've actually got a
chance here to somehow bullshit their way to a World
Cup title, which would be unreal. None of the other
teams are regarded as being any good either. Right, I'm
absolutely loving it.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
How good it is great arm and also and to
be fair to them, and they will acknowledge it.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
They have been atrocious for quite a while and so
to find themselves in a semi final is just unreal
with the potential to go further than that.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
If you would like to win a one hundred dollars
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the White Fans will in fact beat the West Indies
and then face South Africa in the final, which will
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Speaker 3 (06:47):
Also, it was the first test, the second day of
the first test. If I got there wrong, I must
have said second test. Somebody's dragged me over the coals here.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh it's good. I love correctors. Everyone loves a corrector.
Oh this is a tune. By the way, Welcome to
the jungle Guns, Roses. Keep those fraud outs coming in
for your Friday and you can win yourself an Tilly
prize pack.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's the hood Acuy Big.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Show, the whole Accu Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio Hodachi.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's twenty two minutes past four on the hid Akuy
Big Show Friday Afternoon with Keezy and Mogi, Tom York.
Oh yeah, you ran in to him and the Cordylus
in't here?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah about it?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Hey, few frad outs coming here on three four eight three.
Do you want a couple of them?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Go on, give me two?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, first one Fridaut not that one, Okay, No, I
want to read that one frad out to Eminem it's
his fifty second birthday.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
That's it. Yeah, wow, slim Shady. He know his daughter there, Hayley. Yeah,
if she got married, yes, and she is pregnant. He's
he's going to be a granddad.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
And she married the son of Tony Hawk, the son
of Tony Hawk, which is a pretty cool couple.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's pretty cool. It's a pretty cool couple. Keep the
frawd it's coming on three four eight three. Get a
feelers frewed out to my cows day in day out.
You eat yummy grass and make milk for my kids,
weep books. Good on you, your man, bastard. That's from
Jeff and the cowshit. That's backbone stuff, right, that is Hey, mogi,
I've got a bit of a predicament at my place.

(08:22):
I mentioned probably a couple of months Agos brought it
up there. I'm in the market to get a motorbike.
And no it's not a knocking a moped. I want
a vintage motorbike, right. I grew up riding vintage motorbikes.
And then I sund it.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I'm sorry to interrupt your keys because I'd like to
support you when you're telling your yarns. But when you
get your motibike, your dream motorbike, and it's vintage and
it's cool, whereas will you be wearing your pink jacket.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm so glad you interrupted my yarn for that question.
I just I think the people want to I think so.
I think, depending I'll probably have some protective stuff on
and then put that over the top.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
You could put something, because my concern for you would
be that you come off on the road. Yeah, and
you come a cropper. And I'm not saying that you're
a bad rider. I'm saying that you can't trust some
people out there in the cars. Yeah, so I would
if I was you, I would get some pink leather
elbow pads and have your mum sew those on the
elbows there, get mum to do it. Okay, Well yeah,
I mean do you know how to say nah?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
So?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, that would make that would make me feel better
about it.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Okay. Well yeah, because safety is paramount when you're out
there on the old hog. But the issue I've got
right is I've got a saving set up that people
might be aware of, where each week we get money
into our fun accounts and you're allowed to spend. You
allowed to spend the money in yourun account whatever you want.
You want to eat, get some takeout, sweat, you want
to go some beers. He's no worries.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I've also set up a new account called Motorbike, which
is there. It's to save up for a good question,
It's to save up for a motorbike. And the deal
is that on top of my cellar, if I own
any extra money, one third of it gets to go
to the motorbike account, two thirds to our savings, right right,
And this is it's a long sorry of why we
set it up like this, and it took some convincing.

(10:03):
I've got some money in my motorbike account. The Dream
motorbike has popped up for sale, and let's just say
for around numbers. Let's just say the Dream motorbikes four grand.
But I've only got two grand. Sure that's not enough, keys, No,
it's not. I need to essentially chat to my wife
and ask her if I can take a loan out.

(10:24):
It's a I think it's a two stroke. I have
to ask you if I can take a loan out right,
And I'm just not sure how to go about it. No,
off off of our savings, ah, because you know, the
whole idea is that we're saving up to buy another
house and stuff a family house. Yeah, and I want
to essentially dip into that to buy a motorbike, which
is pretty stupid, is it?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I think that's right. I think it's cool. That's right
around to your way of thinking.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Surely, even I've tried it, Well, what are you thinking?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
What are you thinking? Is your approach?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I think I, first of all, I'll treat it like
it's a loan situation at a bank. Right, so wear
some nice clothes and I'll show up and I'll have
like a little sort of one pager. Yeah, are detailing
why I think it's a good investment. Things like, you know,
it's going to appreciate and value very sought after model.
And if everything goes tits up, we can sell it
pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Every refrain from using the word tits.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
If everything goes to the pack, yeah that's better. Really,
it feels way clunkier. Then we can sell it straight away.
Blah blah blah. Make you're very happy, it's something I
want to do. Blas more money in your relationship she does.
Hence why we've got this slide.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
She's wearing the pants. Well that's how you know who
gets to wear the pants? That's who is who who
earns the most money gets to wear the pants.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
That seems like, because why you're on a situation.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Now where you're wondering how you can ask permission to
get two thousand dollars that you've earned pretty much, you've
earned half of.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
It, earns less of it than she has. Yeah, you
know what I mean? Whereas all of her savings are
going into this thing. And whereas I'm trying to cut
into it and get a little motorbike.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, a little something for you.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
So what I was hoping, and we've run out of time.
Now there's just some advice on how I could tackle it.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I think you just tell her man, this is how
it's going to be, because then shall divorce you. Yeah,
and you can buy whatever you want when you're fleding
with pugs.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
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Speaker 2 (12:19):
It as Presidents of the US Sound The Hidarcky Big
Show twenty six minutes to five this Friday afternoon with
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(12:39):
dot co dot nz in for your tickets and why
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in the old hot tub. They're looking forward to it. Mogi,
I've got a quick apology.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Is that all right? Can you?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah? Listening to the last break, Mogi, I said that
Eminem's daughter Hayley had married Tony Hawk's Yeah, that is incorrect.
Just like to clarify that it wasn't actually Eminem's daughter Hayley, right,
it was Dave Grohl's daughter, right, who's married Tony Hawk's son.

(13:11):
Oh yeah, there, So I'm really sorry about that. Thanks
for those of who takes three on three four eight
three until her prize packs probably not coming your.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Way, but cheers for the update anyway.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I've also some great advices coming too, because I've basically
got to ask my wife forriether I can take some
money out of our savings to buy my dream motorbike,
which has just come up for sale. I've got a
little side savings account called Motorbike, which is sort of
halfway short of what I need. And my idea was
Mogi that I take some money out of our savings

(13:43):
I buy the motorbike either than him not allowed to
touch the motorbike until I've paid it back.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Sure, what do you reckon? I thought, I didn't think
there's anything wrong with it, because the other if you're
going to continue to get outside income, which you will
because you're always picking up little bits here and there.
You know you've got your paper run now, yes, right,
and so you know you're making those little funds here.
So it's good. It is going to happen. It just
means you're paying. It's your You've got on lay by, exactly,
get it now, You've got on layby. That's why it

(14:08):
shouldn't be an issue.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
And I've also got a place where I can put
it as well, have you, Yeah, my parents' house because
they've got a big garage there. My dad Don is
a big sorry, big garage, right, So I'd be like, I,
we'll just leave it down there. I'm not allowed touch
it until I've paid it back. How about that. I
think that's a pretty good idea.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, I mean I'm a bit concerned about your relationship
to be honest with you the way that you're talking. Yeah,
I would just do it. And then if it's really
that big a deal you could you could because I
know you get three hundred bucks allowance for your fun account,
so you can chop that down and pay it off.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Well, that's what I said. Can I just funnel?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Can I stop eating takeaways and buying beers and.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Funnel can you nah, and just funnel that into the thing.
The options there, Yeah, and the thing is too. Once
I get the bike, it's not even going to be
road legal or anything because I have to fix it
all up and get it all gone.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
So right, so dea of giving it put it in don'
she it is not so that you don't touch it,
so that don can touch it and fix it?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
No, no, did make it road worthy? No? How many mots
have you done up? Again?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I haven't done up any Probably about twenty.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, I see what's going on here.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
People are asking you got three four o three? What
is the bike? I'm not telling because this person here
ticks through as well. I've got a spear four ground.
I'm gonna go and trade me fine Keysy's dream bike
and buy it for myself.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
That's the kind of son of a bitch move. I
can really get behind what.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
It says here that the text is from Mike just
put two grand on a horse boomfer.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I could just gamble all Queen of the Nile and
buy two motorbikes. Cobain's daughter you helm ah, Oh sorry,
it's my bed. I can't get anything right. Here's the
Chemical Brothers, The.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hole, Akuy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keys.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Letty Crave fly Away on The Hockey Big Show sixteen
minutes to five o'clock with Kezy and Megan. We've got
another best of the Big Show clip for you. This
is how we get our daily dose of Hoidy j
while he's yeah. This clip is from February of two
thousand wins. It from February, February, February. What how do

(16:21):
you say it? February February?

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Do you know how to spell February?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I know, but February is just how everyone says it, February.
How do you say Worcestershire, Worcestershire, Shire, Worcestershire. Isn't it
just Worcester Worcester source? Anyway, we're getting off topic here.
This is a clip from February twenty twenty two. It's
called blood Moon. Do you remember this?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Guess what? What? I don't?

Speaker 6 (16:44):
Ah, I didn't get much sleep last night obviously.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
The blood moon.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
Oh yeah, big night for me, Always a big night
for me every time the blood moon comes around.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Here can you're not sleep the last one twenty seventeen.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Ye oh, mate, it was a good one. You talk
about not land the plane got the clean around. Yeah,
well no, a group of friends that we celebrate and worship.
The blood moon quite a spiritual So we robed up,
masked up there and it's not really it's a.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Presbyterian No, not really. No druid. No, you heard your
dru days, didn't you.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
It's kind of some people would say satanic. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
but that's sort of misinterpreting. There are some satanic elements
to it. Sure, But when we blood leedding, yes, the goats, yeah, yeah,
we kill a lot of goats. Yeah, whatever animals.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Are you surrounding them? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (17:41):
To the blood moon? To the blood moon, well that's
it's a blood moon, gez. So you got to have
blood for a blood moon.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
You have to.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
But it basically culminates at the end of the day
in just a massive orgy.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, well nothing, it's me sort of up. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
And there's something I don't know if you of us
saw the film Eyes White Shirt.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah, Tom cruise very along those lines.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
We keep our masks on, but we take the robes
off and just rut away. I know it's there's men
and woman there. Yeah. Yeah, So what we do is
we just become like a nest of worms really and
squirt oil over ourselves and just writhe around.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
When you say masks, do you mean like covid masks?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
No, no, like animals and animals yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Whatever, whatever tibles your fancy.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, like Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
Mickey Mouse, if you want to be sure whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Let's say I was like deaffy Duck. You could be
deafite duck. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
Oh yeah, you could be whatever you wanted to be Keysy.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Definite, yeah, definite duck.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
But another great knight head by all I must say.
But what about nine this morning?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, I don't mind. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
We had noise control up there for a little while.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
It was getting a bit out of control because you're
saying that she is the first year you building a
grand stand for them to come down and have a
geezer people can watch.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Yeah, we don't even really need the grandstand, of course,
because I've got all those townhouses up against my fence.
So people just stand on their balconies and watch. And
I don't know about you, but the performer in me
comes out. Yeah, I'm banging away. Yeah yeah, there's something
about being watched while you're making love that really gets
me going.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
And the performer comes out of your what else stuff?

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yeah, no steamers, keys, you anything like, Oh, some people
look screet some people, you know, they they do that
sort of stuff. It's just a big letting go and
unleashing of all our primal age.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
What do I have to do to get on the
invite list? Oh? Mate, next time, just turn up.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Do you have to bring your own goat or do
you have some?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Oh no, I've got plenty of goats because I might
come as well. No, it would be weird heaving you
just sort of geezing at us.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
But there's a grand stack.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Can I just say that is one of the filthiest
clips I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
That's a disgrace actually. But you can't help what the
guy gets up to on a speed of time, right,
So do we say no, you can't bring that content
on here? We asked the guy what he's been up to.
He tells us you can't condemn him.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
It's funny too, that's because that's two and a half
years ago.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
M hmm.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Which seems crazy. We've we've developed so much since then. Yeah,
it's different, isn't it. Yeah, go on insult me so
here no no, no, I was gonna say, now I'm
allowed to go to the Yeah there you could come. Yeah,
which is hey, keesy, god, we haven't approved at all.
Here's the class on the Hudcky Big Show.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
The Hurarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keysy Baseman Jackson.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
The Hidarcky Big Show five minutes to five o'clock this
Friday afternoon with Kezy and Mogi and coming up after five.
It is, of course, the Friday Throbber. Today's theme was
chosen by Mogi after just an abysmal performance in the
first innings with the first Test against India. The theme
is India India Man so India themed throbbers, which have
proven quite hard to come by, so hard in fact,

(21:01):
Mogi that pug Son's freaking out in the B studio
right now. Yes, he is freaking out in the B
studio because he's stepping up for Hoidy j He's had
like two ideas and both of them he's not happy happy.
I offered for them to have my spear one and
he was like, he's too proud to take.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
That, and so he should be. That's you know. And
the thing about it is if you did take a
Pogson and you're one, then you get an asterix, which
means it is worth nothing. Yeah, you know he's trying
to suck you in there, brother, I'm trying to suck
you trying to suck him in.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Also, come out keeping the ear out for the radio.
Hurducky gig a little cue to call if you hear
the roar of the encore, call us on eight hundred
Haadarky and you can win five hundred dollars to put
towards your nicks.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Gig. I've got a feeling in Jason's bullas about that,
You've got a feeling in Jason's ball I've got a
feeling in Jos's bulls. That's a huge omen.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
The Hurdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's the Big Shows Friday. It is the Friday Throbber.
Three minutes past five. By the way, you've got Kezy,
Mogi and Pugsan has stepped into the Hoodie j spot.
Of course, Hooty Jays on holiday this week. He's back
on Monday, though, and today's theme chosen by Mogi after
India's efforts in the first innings. The theme is India

(22:20):
it is which is to be honest. When you sent
through that theme, at first I was I laughed at
how ridiculous it was, and then I was like, you
know what, I like the challenge? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great.
So I enjoyed the challenge. You enjoyed it, pugsn freaking out.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
I feel like you're making an assumption.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Man, I've loved the challenge that it's really fun in
studio b figuring that one out.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Honestly, man, I'm just excited to be here.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Every time I walk in there. He shrinks down a
Google page of what I can only assume is him
googling and India the songs.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Have you feeling that good about him? That's what you're
gone with? Brother?

Speaker 7 (22:52):
Okay, So I brought back a classic.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
This was used in The Throbber a little while ago,
which I did not know used Indian music and the
song here we Go Jase, right, So that's that's my
cover of the Prodigy called Smack my keys up.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Are you used it a little while ago? Mogan Huge
journ and I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
I used Indian smacked my jas up smack. That's got
both key because you picked the thro of us about
the other two. Wait, so it has Indian music in it?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah? Is it like sampled and reused? Yeah, and googling
that will come.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Up with that.

Speaker 7 (23:34):
Do you want me to get that.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Already?

Speaker 7 (23:39):
Just stirring away and studio be man, I got the research.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I'm just making sure. Yeah, sweet, Yeah, cool moggie.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
I've gone with this one. A cash Mere cash cash
me outside, absolute thrub of a song from lind Zip
which you normally don't play on because it's it's hate
my that's long. Hey, I'm done for that.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
Right after Mike gave us the thing, I text him
and I said, did you already have that song of mine?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
When you see the Indian theme?

Speaker 7 (24:07):
And he said a disgraceful accusation because.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Kashmire is a region India.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, there you go, I've gone for The song isn't
named after India. The artist is though South side of Bombay.
The tune the time the world the song.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
This has been on my list for so long in
think I think I've done it before.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
You've definitely mentioned.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah straight tunes.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, Bombay turned into Molike by the way, you gotta
wait for the chorus. Okay, right, So if you'd like
to vote on what it ended up being a really
good throbber, yeah, give us a cool down on eight
hundred Hodarchy first to get two votes wins. Scores currently
locked myself and ten all, so it's all on the line.

(25:02):
Here's the Actic Monkeys.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
It's the Hole Big Shows Friday Throbber.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
It is the Friday Throbber on the Hurdarky Big Show
living in its past. Five and today's theme is India
after their ridiculous claps and the first innings of the
First Test against the Black Caps. And it was initially
a tough theme. However, we've ended up with three tunes,
three absolute starting with Pugsan's tune, which was his remix
of the Prodigy.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Jase so you can hear right.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
I picked that clip for the song because it includes
the part of the song that has the Indian music
in it.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
This is a song by an Indian vocalist.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
That's an Indian song. Yeah, and I didn't know that
about the Prodigy tune no.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, So there you go, Mogi. You went for a
classic from led Zeppel. Of course Kashmere someone's ticked through.
Isn't Kashmere Pakistani?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, and it is. India controls fifty five percent of
the land area, Pakistan controls thirty percent of the land area,
and China controls fifteen percent of the land area. So
no doubt they're having good times over there in Kashmere. Yeah,
but we've got to tune out of it.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
So bloody oath and I went for a band or
artist that was named after India South Side of Bombay.
What's the time, mister Woolf.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
I love the song.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
It's a Friday.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
You know.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
The first time I heard this was in Once Warriors Man.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, they're in the eighties, the late eighties, holding going
on a family road trip. Bloody goods. Let's go to
the lions. See who people want to listen to. Samuel
Mayor Barstonhou's Life Man, not.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Too bad, things easy yourself?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, good as gold. Mate, Who would you like to
vote for I'm going to have to go for you.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Keith.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Get on your Sam You're a great New Zealander already.
How's life mate, dream mate yourself?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Same here you're sick? Would you like to vote for Jory?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I'm going for you.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Just like that too, Thank you very much. Joey, You've
got great taste. Are you guys upset.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
About that at all? It's a chune it is.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
It is a great song.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
And also I did the edit of that smacked my
keysy up song a long time ago, and I've just
was a little paranoid that maybe I'd missed one of
the vocals.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
Yeah, I'm sure it would have been fine because he'd
played it before, but it just wanted.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
To be sure.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Well, here is a squeaky clean what's the time mister Wolf?
It is your Friday Robert.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
The Whoedarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
What's the time mister Wolf's South Side of Bombay on
the Hudacky Big Show.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
That is an absolute answet throbbers that see us here
on three four eight three. I vote what's the Times
Southside of Bombay? Great Friday song? Yeah, that is a tune.
Can't be can't be upset losing that one to such
a goddamn Kiwi classic.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
That's right, that's so keazy.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Though, before you speak, mate, well done first of all,
and also why doesn't that song get more joy? I
guess part of it is, and we were talking about
our is that you can't listen to it on Spotify.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
It's not Apple Music, I can't. You can't get it anywhere.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
That's right, and that is not fear to that band
because it would be the probably only source of revenue.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I bet there are people listening now who like shazaming
or whatever it's called listening. What is that song?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
And it's not available and there's only well, it's available,
but only really bad covers. Yeah, right, really bad covers.
God damn it. That's a tue Yeah, south side of Bomb.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
But I think it's on YouTube though, so add that
to your YouTube playlist if that's the thing. We're just
gonna have a quick look at the Throbber scoreboard. If
that's all, make it in there. So currently in the lead,
old Kezy on eleven wins right, Ah feels good.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
You've been without a one for at least two months,
I'd say, it's.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Not like you.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
In fact, the last time I was ahead and the
Throbber was just throwing away on my honeymoon and then
you overtook me.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
That's right. I had a quite and I'm not here.
I've got I've got some weeks off coming as well,
so I've got to start building a lead.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
So after three years, get head. You've won the Throbber
three years and oh wow, you're second on.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
You know the thing about I just I'm willing to
hand the crown over so cool.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Thanks, I don't want it now. For some reason, you're
second on ten victories this year. Jace is third on
nine victories with five asterisks.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
And Pugson bringing.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Up the rear on two. I think it's about two
from four though. He's got a pretty good hitd rates
very successful Throbber. Great who would have thought?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
And we've got a couple of bangers coming up for
you now as well. Happy Friday, Bloody oath.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Ac DC Highway to Hell. It's the Friday Big Show.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
And Kissy Naked and Famous on the Hidarky Big Show
This Friday afternoon with Keyzy and Mogi. Someone who has
ticked through Mogi saying, can you please stop playing the
throbber noise halfway through? So yeah, no, no, I'm not
going to stop because it makes me laugh every time.
I yeah, it is good stuff. Hey, Mogi, have you
heard about this thing called love? Love? Yeah, and marriage

(30:13):
and long term commitments. It's a wonderful thing. Myself. You
howdy j We've all taken the plum.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
It's true, we have.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
We're all and it's like, you know, I'm sure there
are a lot of listeners who are gutted about this.
We're all spoken for. Diamonds on Richmond, though. They want
to help you be spoken for. They've got a ten
thousand dollar diamond did you no? I just wrote there.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
They're good.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah, yeah, pretty crazy. They've got a ten thousand dollar
diamond engagement ring to give away to one lucky backbone.
The winner also gets the assistance of us here at
the big Show to help pull off the dream proposal.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
We're sort of spoken about this, and this is the
kind of thing that is going to appeal to the
most males.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Absolutely, I think I don't think this is great.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
The problem is for most of those males is going
to be The ideal would be that a male is
propared into a male, because then you're going to have
two males that love The Big Show. The difficulty is
finding a male who's got a partner who likes a
female partner that likes The Big Show for the actual
proposal ast peak for the because they're not they're gonna
be like, who the hell are these guys? Are these

(31:14):
those households at four o'clock? Do you know what I mean? Well,
there is a risk of that. But then I was
at dropping the cat off at school the other night,
or my wife was, and a woman was waving like
a maniac out the window to her, and then about
five minutes later went up and said, look, I'm sorry
about that, but I looked out the window and I
saw your dog and is that Tinker? She recognized that dog,

(31:35):
and she's she did a Spotify rat last year and
she was a top in the top ten percent. Oh wow,
fans of the of the Big Show. So there are
some females out there, but she's got a couple of
kids already, so she doesn't really count. So she recognized
that she recognized Tinker.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
That is outrageous. And I know what you're saying because
I've tried mentioning old Mogi and houghdy J during intimate
during house making. Yeah, and my wife didn't go for
it at all. Yeah, so we are looking for a
special person. You can intern out Hodaki dot co dot
in z. Tell us how you try to mentioning Pugshon.
Tell us how you'd pull off your dream proposal. No,
I haven't. I will though, yeah tonight Old Pugson's here's

(32:13):
one sent through by anonymous get a Flowers.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I love a flower by the way.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
My partner works for a New Zealand and I want
to propose to her on a flight while she's working.
I would be on the flight without her knowledge, and
as she is doing service, I would pop the question.
I've already spoken to her colleagues in regards to this
and it seems to be a winner. And then Houdy
Jkesey Mog you would jump out of a bush and scream,
my waff.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
I'm one thousand percent on board with a on board
on board. Thank you with that. As long as it's
a really long flight and you do the proposal really
early does so it's awkward. So it's got the potential
to be really awkward. But this is a beauty of
having a ten thousand dollars ring from Diamonds on Richmond.
The chances of anybody saying no to that big bastard
pretty right.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
I like the idea of a long flight.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
We're all on it.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
So let's make it a flight to say Europe. Yes,
and it's book a return flight for say four weeks afterwards,
and you're pretty much guaranteed winner. Hodak you dot co
dot m Z right now if you're keen to get
in the Drawdia.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
The whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisy.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Radio to you guys, gig a little. I love how
fun doesn't rhyme at all with rock you.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, it's a shocker. We did some great work at
the station, and I don't think that that's an example
of it. I mean, I love it because it sucks
so bad. Yeah, we will, we will fund you.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
We will fund you.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
That will fund you hard, oh man, We'll fund you
all night long, given half a chance.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
That's right. Courtesy of our mates and super Liquor, they've
given us a whole heap of cash giveaway the keiwis
to get them gigging once again. It is the gig
a little fund. If you hear the roar of the encore,
you call straight away and I one hundred Hodarchy and
you could win five hundred bucks cash.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
I've just said somebody sharp at the window here KB, Yeah,
who is probably responsible for that jingle? And she's just
pressed it's not airy it was. That's my favorite one
we've ever done. Yeah, we will fund you.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Brett from christ Church. You heard the roar of the encore, mate,
didn't you? You got on the phone straight away. How
are you going?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Absolutely very well? Lad? How are we?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Really good Brett? What do you do for a crush
down there? And Chitcher? I'm an account manager in the
construction game. Ah, good on your mate. You're in the
construction industry, but you're off the you're off the tools.
Well done, yeah, yeah, definitely off the tools.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Good on your mate. Well it's Friday afternoon anyway, Friday
evening almost so most people should be off the tools. Brett.
If you could hit to any gig may what would
it be?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Bill jam and awtme for me? Lads killed it? Ah,
easy absolutely. Can you tell me Brett has that singing
show sold out? No? I don't think it has limited tickets,
limited tickets of vail. Okay, absolutely unmissable. Have you seen
them when they've been there before? I have not, no, mate.
How old are you forty forty? Yeah? Right, yeah, well

(35:10):
I'm forty eight and they were key for my upbringing
music wise. I saw them I think when I was
twenty at the Souper Top. Yeah. Drove up in a
a Nissan Starlet, Toyota Stallett, a Toyota Starlet five of
us and that is a very small vehicle all the
way from Levin and made it up, made it up

(35:31):
to Auckland and yeah, absolute all time concert. Yeah. Great
way to spend your cash if you can find it
the Abrent Oh, absolutely good stuff.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Brett. Welcomengrats mate, you've got yourself five honey bucks.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
No worries man, make sure you put that towards getting
up and send pearl jam. It'll be one of the
old timers.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
We'll check you on.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Holden pugsarn Or look after you. That is just money
well spent, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
It was a bloody ripper and what a great concert
that was. I was sending the crowd surprising because I
was at the concert, and then he brought they brought.
Eddie Vedder said, now this is you know, when they're
right in their prime. This is you know, the release
of ten prime, and Eddie Veda starts banging on about
how Split Ends is one of his favorite bands growing up,

(36:15):
though super influential on him when he was The idea
that he would even have heard of them was unbelievable.
Then he brought Tim and Neil Finn out and they
sang History NEVERI Pe Wow and two other Split End songs,
and they went verse for verse and did the choruses together.
Absolutely unbelievable. I try to picture like Eddie Vedder leaking dude.

(36:39):
He came back and he did a tour. He did
a tour with was it the Split Ends one? And
he did That's All Stuff and Nonsense, which is a
Tim Finn song. If you can find that, find the
video him and Tim Finn will always get my fins
mixed up doing that song together. Just a piano and
those two absolutely out the gate Stuff and Nonsense. Give

(37:02):
that to Google. With Eddie Veder, It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I just googled it. Apparently it was their cousin Dorsal Fin.
Jeez damn, that just like ruined the ending of that
break and then that we will fund you to ruin
the start of it.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
We will find you.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
It is the Black Keys on The Hucky Big Show,
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
And Kesey No Sleep till Brooklyn on the Huducky Big Show,
Kesy and Mogi with you on your Friday evening and
coming up after six o'clock. Of course we've got what's
on the tally with Old Moggi, which is handy heading
into the long weekend. It's not actually I'm having a lot.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Of wrong weekend for you. You'll be in Australia, so
you won't be able to watch any of what I'm
going to talk about it or anything.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Nah, So that's I'll still tune in though, oh yeah,
and be a part of it, oh sure. But also
coming up after six o'clock, one last best of the
Big Show moment. This clip that we've got to play
for you is from twenty twenty three November and it's
about the time Jace had Shagger's back.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
So that's that's good. He's often got that. Yeah, I know,
I think that's the amazing for somebody who does as
little shagging as he does.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Don't let people know that what the shagging that he
does do is top quality. He assures us in the
world best shag.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
That's going up after six.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
The whole aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Iki.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
It is a hurdy big show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Although Jase is on holiday, he's back Monday.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
We've done it five days without him, and I'll tell
you what it felt good.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yeah, it felt real good. It actually got better and
better as the week went on.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
I thought, I feel like he's going to come in
and stink up the joint now, Yes, possible, which is
a bit of a shame. Of course, we still did
the pot Actually, before I get to that, the Big
Show is brought to you by two week Yes all right,
get it in Yeah, get it in you and the
famous tagline get it in you. Of course, keep an
eye out because they've got the year right campaign back.
The billboards will be popping up all over the place

(38:56):
because in this day and age, we can all do.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
With a laugh. That's so true, man, well said.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Hen sick of me say no, no, no, okay, got
the way you do it? Yeah, exactly mix it up.
Every time. We did do a podcast out show today,
which is bonus content. We do it every single day
to warm up for the show. Comes out at seven
thirty along with the highlights package of that day's show.
Today it was myself, Moggi and pugsun and the clip
was to do with the Throbber.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
If we're going to do themes, they should be fucking
stupid like that, but you just got to. It's got
to be like you've just got a really leak.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
The weird thing was when you said the theme, I
was like, so stupid. So that is to do with
today's Throbber theme, which was India.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Yes, but you'd be happy with it now because you
got another wind man.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I am stoked. Yeah, And to be honest, it was
one of the best rubbles we've done in ages, hands down,
and a text did come through while the Throbble was playing.
After the raging success of the Throbber this week, I
think Pugs should take Hoyt spot until he can prove
he has a throbbing taste of music again. Sure, and
so he can prove that he can actually stick to
the theme.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I would also just on that, I would I would
question the use of the word again, a throbbing tastes
of music again. Oh yeah, it's been like this since
the start. Yeah, you're right, it is like he did
like six weeks in a row of Deftones.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
It's it's it's absolutely all over the show and that's
the beauty of it. It's, you know, one man's opinion
of what a throbber is. I absolutely love it. Yeah,
it's it's weird, it is, and that's what you want.
And to be honest, he has one nine times this
year and every single time you're amazed. It's like, how
the hell has that song won? It's it's it boggles

(40:42):
the mind. And here he is, you know, is too
off the lead.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
It hoggles the mind because he looks like Hoggle for Labyrinth.
Ah yeah yeah. Coming up next, by the way, best
of the Big Show moment and featuring Jason and the
return of his Shagger's Back of the Show podcast. Yeah,
that's a great song and it's a great song to come.
I'm out of going into the best of clip that
we have lined up for your next It's Kezy and
Moogi on the Big Show, by the way, and that
was comfortably shagged by Head like a Hole. And we've

(41:08):
got a best of moment for you featuring the two
of us and also Hoidy J from November in twenty
twenty three, when he first announced that he had Shagger's back,
which has been a recurring theme for the first time,
he said it.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Time yeah, which now is Yeah. I think that's been
That's been pretty steady content since day one.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's probably been steady content since he was on his
last radio show.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
I went to the doctor today. As you know, I've
been suffering from Shagger's back.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Back in the day.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
Of course, I don't mind admitting that, dear. You know
there was a lot of shagging pugs right now.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Yeah. As a consequence, I've got massive spinal injuries going
on and spinal issues predominantly. The issue is I've got
no spinal jelly between my vertebras. So what is happening
is that my vertebras are just just crunching against each other.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Can I just point out, and this is a minor detail,
that the plural of vertebrae is vertebrae, not vertebras. Well,
that's what my doctor, Cory.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
He says, your vertebras are poked, Jason, your vertebras. So
I don't want to sort of make this public knowledge,
you know, I just sort of take it on the chain.
But I've been going in every second day to get
spinal jelly infusions nice and and and but the pain

(42:41):
hasn't stopped in any way. So people I know this
when I'm doing the right ash, I'm on a lot
of pain, makey, I don't tell people that, but I'm
in a lot of pain. But anyway, they had a
good chat to the doctor today and.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
He said, look, this just doesn't work.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
And we can pour bucket loads of spinal jelly in there,
it's not going to make a world of difference because
you're vert to bray, so porous and so in such
bad shape. And he said, so we've been I've been
investigating what we can do to sort of address the issue.
And the only thing he's come back with as a transplant.
Oh yeah, yeah, because you can do those now, I
don't know if you guys knew this, you can do

(43:15):
a full spinal transplant backbone exactly. Makee quite quite ironic, really,
isn't it that? You know, backbone is such a big
part of our char and my business. Bone is completely poked.
And interestingly enough, they do it with baboons. Oh so
it's not it's not a man made spinal column. It's

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actually transplanted, transplanted from a baboon.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
You'd get something more along the size of a spider monkey, though,
wouldn't you were a well he did actually a lema.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
He actually did actually mention just quietly between us, just
between the three of us, because of my diminutive sort
of stature. He said, it might we might be looking
at a different monkey for you.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
So, but they can do it directly. And so they
have whatever monkey is on the you know that they
select that suits your spinal column, whether it be your
baboon slash spider monkey, whatever it is possible, and then
they and it just lies next to you on the
table and they just do a direct transplant.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Does the does the spider monkey get your spine or
does it just end up being sort of a sack
of blood and organs? Pretty much here. Yeah, you know what,
I don't feel good about that. I care about my animals.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
You know, I don't like the idea of some spider
monkey sacrificing its spinal column.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
For me if it's down to you know, if it's
between you and him. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Well, and and the other thing is too.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
I mean, I'm in a situation where do I let
down legions of fans sure because I can't operate anymore?
Or is it worth the life of a spider monkey
to get me tickety boo?

Speaker 8 (44:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:55):
So I'll let you know.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
I've got to think it through. You know, there's all
the all the sort of anti reject drugs and all
that sort of stuff I want to take, which apparently
affects the bullos and my hair.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
So yeah, it's sort of. It is a serious thing though,
because a lot of a lot of times when people
are going through the shagging days, yes, they don't sort
of realize the damage that they're doing. And it's not
unlike your rugby union players, your rugby league players, your
American football players are having these concussion issues that sort

(45:28):
of come back to haunt them eye sort of ten
fifteen years later. And that's all a result of the
things that they've done early on right on the field.
Although this is what you've done in the sack. Yeah, yeah,
this is the work that you've put in in the
back seat.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Well, I don't know if you've sort of noticed this,
but just above my hips there, Mogi, it's like a
little hunchback.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Where the discs are bulging out what I've noticed about
you though, And this is how and you won't know this, Pugs,
but Jason has done. You know, he was such a
shagger back in the day that it's actually effect did
his everyday posture. So you'll notice when he sort of
he walks around here, he's constantly thrusting at the air. Yeah,

(46:09):
you know, what's a sign of a mad ruder.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Wow, this stow way to finish there. On the Hidarcky
Big Show. Another best of moment Shag's back. I thought
it was sort of lacking something while I was listening
to that, and I was like, oh, oh keezy, oh yeah,
he's not there. Usually comes in with a mean singer
right at the end, just to really seal things off.
But if you do want to listen to The Hiducky
Big Show, every show we have ever done is available
wherever you get your podcasts from. Just search Hadarky and

(46:35):
they'll pop up and we release the fresh ones every
night at seven thirty The.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy Queen.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
David Bowie on the Hudackey Big Show This Friday Evening
with Kezy and Mogi and it's time to chat some TV.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah, I'm had

(47:16):
a guess Bugson. Can you find out when we first
heard that that's night I watched Crawd Goes Wild? Oh wow, yeah,
episode two? Ever, well, no of the series that you're in.
Are you talking about Game of Two Halves? No, that's it.

(47:38):
I couldn't remember the name, and that is it? Yes,
that's it.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
So you watched the episode two?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
I watched the episode two because I'm trying to catch up,
you see, and I don't want to just jump ahead.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Right but this week that week? Yeah, not this week
because it's confusing because he was one last night.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
There was one last night as well. Yeah, and I thought, oh,
he's gonna want me to watch it, but I didn't
want to, you know, skip ahead and Matt he's met
his team one. Yes, he didn't do as badly in
the charades, although it still did badly, but by that
stage they had about an eight or ten point lead
on you guys. That's right, and so the damage had
been done.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I've got a hunch for that one that someone had
told them a couple of answers. Really was that the
George Blowers one George Blowers. It's like, what's the name
of this Auckland guy? And then straight away is a Blowers.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
George b There are Andrew Blowers, Andrew Blowers, Andrew Blowers. Yeah,
that's right. Who was the number six for Auckland?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I remember creak was the way he answered it.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Straight away it was Andrew Blowers is somebody that's in
our wheelhouse. It is that sort of age. Andrew Blows
absolutely is. Yeah, and bloody good, bloody good as always,
as always every time I watch it, I love it. Yeah,
it's so good. What did you watch, man?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I watched the most recent episode of the Game of
Two Halves? Yeah, because my wife didn't get home until
very late last night, and by late for her as
eight o'clock. So by the time she showered up and
we ate and then watched TV. All we did was
watch Game of two halves and this one I was
inting because Laura mcgoldrick's away and we had Lee Hart, Ali,
williams Angusta, Jane Harding who was an MMA fighter, and

(49:07):
Brodie Kane bas big names, E and I Stewart. Of
course fun show and I'm sad that I won't be
presenting anymore. I have to go back to just being contestant.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Well, on the bright side, when you are just a
contestant and when you say just teston, you're also condemning
your fellow contestants only or least, then that's right. I'm
sure that Laura won't absolutely stick it to you for
what a shocking job that you did in her absence.
Will that be a better right?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I don't think she would, really she will, she will,
But what would she have a go at? Because it
was pretty slick I was hearing from around you.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
You don't think she'll find something? She definitely will.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Yeah, and to be fair, there was a lot of
stuff left on the editing room floor of me absolutely
making a masera of a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah, good shit, It comes up.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Good and comes up polished as as if also another
thing we watched my wife is because whenever we go
overseas somewhere, like we're going to Cambodia for New Years,
and so we'll watch a few travel videos on what
do you do? Sorry, what are you doing in New Year's?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
No, what are you doing? You trying to you're trying
to jam in another thing that you watched last night,
But let me just quickly, just quickly, and when you
I don't know how I feel about this.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
When we go overseas, we'll watch a video of something
on YouTube, like hey, here's three days in this place, right, sure,
and then we put on She's I'll chuck one on
for Sydney because we're going to Sydney tomorrow. And I'm
sitting there watching and I'm like, Sydney is just the
same as New Zealand. Like the everything looks it's not
weird and wacky and like, oh, you have to go
to this place. It's just like it's like Auckland. Yeah,

(50:41):
we'll just get there, have a look around. Yeah, and
so that's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Good.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, So I just thought it share.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
That on Matches. Yeah, but Betters, I'm here. It is hot.
It looks amazing.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Kissy Bit of Blink one A two, What's My age again?
Thirty three by the way, in case you're wondering it's hard.
The Hducky Big Show with Kezy and Moggi and Mogi
the Great New Zealanders at Affirma. I've teamed up with
Placemakers and are offering self employed trade's a chance to
sign up for a ten k Trady trolley grab.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
This has absolutely been going off. This is one of
the great competitions that sort of started I thinking about
the sixties with game shows, and there was another. There
was another one where it was you'd run around in
a supermarket supermarket sweep. Supermarket sweep. That's right, you have
to get fill your trolley up with enough. I think
whoever had the highest value you got to keep everything.

(51:40):
Can't quite remember, but it's been around for a long time.
But I love that it's in placemakers right because it's
trading at stuff that you actually want as opposed to
you know, although darts, if you could go to the
darts section of the supermake but they always didn't let
you do that, or the liquor, the hard liquor. So
the opportunity to get things that you actually want significantly

(52:04):
higher to placemakers.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I think if this was me, i'd be line it too.
We're talking about this, I'd be lining it to the
power tools. I'd grab all the same tools that are
on the same sort of battery family. Yeah, grab a
couple of the batter's, chuck them in and then hoon
over to the actual tools section and grab like matching spade, fork, rake,
all that stuff and just cut of my garden shed
and then grab like a bag of nuts on the
way out.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Nice and yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
So that's probably how I tackle it. But if you
want to have a crack at it, enter by texting
the word grab to three four eighty three and you'll
be entering to win a Firmo's ten k Trady trolley,
grab paint, power tools, whatever you need. Placemakers will have
it sorted. Make sure you're getting quick though, because it
closes on the sixth of November. The Hot Achy Big

(52:46):
Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy Well, that
is the big shows I said for the week with
Kezy and Moggi and also Pugs and Hoody Jail. We
back on Monday, fresh rip, roaring and ready to go,

(53:07):
although something tells me Mike that that actually won't be
the case, and he'll be low energy, tired and pissed
off about the world.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
The great thing about James getting a holiday is it
frees up more time for him to interact with the
world at large, which means we've got god knows how
much material is going to come back to the show with,
how much content he's going to come back with. So yeah,
I'm thrilled about that. You're, of course, you're not going
to be here for those first two days, so we're
just going to burn through it all and then you
can come back with some Vanilla Radio from your trip

(53:35):
to Sydney.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Okay, just a pre warning. We'll do a big pole
and it'll be what do you go for on the flight?
The lollies, the cookie or the chips. He'll do a
big pole on that. All right, Vanilla, that's great.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Can we please do that? Absolutely, you're taking the person now,
We got to do that, Vanilla.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Is okay, that's so all right. We'll pencil it in
for Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
There. But what's your plan for tonight? Mate? Not a
hell of a lot. I don't think I'll tell you what.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Now.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
We've got a we've got some family coming, so I've
got to sort out the spare room probably be it
so pretty exciting stuff, man, I'll tell you what. Wow,
I just plunged from Edmund to Edmund. That's my life.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I'mm I've packed already for Sydneys and flying out tomorrow morning.
So I'm probably just gonna have a few beers just
to make me sleepy because I got to get up early.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
And when I've got to get up early? What early?
Views six?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
We're going to leave ours by Sex, right, so I'm
probably gonna get up at five.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Sorry, what time is your flight? Nine? And you're getting
up at six five? To leave at six? Yes? To
leave at Sex, Yes, to be there at six twenty five. Yeah,
two and a half hours before you fly yep, unheard of? Yeah. Well,
if you.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Who freaks out that it's going to take like a
thousand hours to get through customs.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
I just I'll meet you there.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
But the thing is we've got Cordy lounge access at least,
so we'll just sit in there for two hours eating eggs.
It's going to be great made I'm looking forward to.
But you have yourself a great weekend. I'll be back
on the Wednesday, of course, Howdy Joe.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Back on the Monday.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Until then, make sure you check out our podcast Sitch
hoduck you where you get your potties from.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
We'll see how at it see