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October 14, 2025 53 mins

On today's show, Jase introduces a brand new segment, Mike's got big plans for the browneye and Keyzie may or may not be racist.

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME: 

(00:00) Intro: The Stubble Boyz
(03:51) Updating the movement
(08:12) Managerial Pushback on the Browneye
(12:28) GIG A LITTLE BIT
(15:22) tvtvtv 
(20:16) Intro: Cloggin up the lines
(22:52) Keyzie's new home
(28:19) TOOL TIME
(31:19) BREAKING NEWS
(35:07) Keyzie's apology
(37:02) Intro: Skewer Chat
(39:49) What's On The Dinner?
(44:50) YOUR D.O.R ENTRIES
(47:36) Bed Chat With Hoytey J
(52:00) Farewell!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The home I keep the big shirt show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Welcome this big show.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Really Jason hitch.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Might know and Keisy I'll give a your man Barson's
great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the fourteenth
of October twenty twenty five. And you, my friends, as
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Speaker 1 (00:28):
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Speaker 3 (00:33):
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If this nut sword soon did, it's.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Get a moogie your Randy Stallion house a life.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah, I'm pretty grossy your mad dog, you're six center me.
I've got to tell you man, I'm absolutely fizzing. I'm
frothing you. I'm getting very very excited because we're going
to Fiji. Fellas what buller That's what they say over there.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Jason. Just be careful, yeah, racism alert.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, maybe just you stick to Hello, right, okay, because
you're probably gonna get smacked over talking to people like that.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
She just pretend I'm the feed you in local Just
say hello to me.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Hello. Racism alert, yeah, racism alert.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Maybe just think about your demeanor.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, maybe just just don't say anything.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Have I got just like a racist face or something
like that?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:40):
It just is?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, it's a look in your eye? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, hey, keasy, how you got? Jesus? I love it.
I know you're in good form when you're were your
cat backwards and boy you're looking good man, your young
stud house life.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Really good thing.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Jase, you got my head on backwards. Because we've got
a Fiji soon. Man, he's got to be a stubble
gun as well. He's got a bit of stubble gun.
I don't know if you know that, Gusy, but you
have man, how about this all three of us?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Do I have about that? This stubble boys? Well, are
we going to be clean shaven when we go to Fiji?
Is that the look?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I will shave Friday morning, granted it'll be five am
because we fly first.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I will shave then and then I won't shave
ti on home?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Oh hot? Is it?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Totally know you jas.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yes, I'm very well, thank you, Keith. Yeah, man, I'm
just fizzing for the show today. It's going to be
an absolute doozy. I can feel it in my bones
with that in mind. Actually, Moggie, what have we got
coming up? What's happening on the Big Show with old mogis.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Well, it's another bloody exciting day here at the Big Show.
Another opportunity to get in the drawer for the diamond
on Richmond's Competition one engagement ring value at eight thous
and there's gonna be a little bit of chat around
what I got up to last night for my birthday dinner.
I don't know if you guys know, but it was
my birthday yesterday.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh wow, yeah, yeah, yeah day.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
And except we'll be getting into brown eyed chat, brown
eyed chat, so stick around for that, especially if you've
got kids in the car.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
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Speaker 2 (03:22):
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Speaker 4 (03:26):
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Speaker 1 (03:32):
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Speaker 4 (03:40):
Great Stuff Now. Yesterday on yesterday's show, Moggie and I
were feeling a little nostalgic and we were remembering the
good old days. Most specifically, we were talking about the
old brown eye, which was a very big part of
our culture. So it was a very big part of
our growing up, and we wanted to start a campaign
called bring back the brown Eyes. Yes, interestingly, Keyesy never

(04:04):
real it was never really something he did growing up.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I never pulled. No one pulled brown eyes when I
was going up. They do the occasional moon yes, look
at my bum look at my bum checks yeah, as
the bus is going past you.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Now, unsurprisingly, Fellas, it's absolutely gone off. Really old pugsun
has been inundated with people getting on board with it.
A few pecks, a few videos coming through. He's been
shifting through those as we anticipated, isn't it, Moggie.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Absolutely, But what we're sort of finding with a lot
of them is they're coming from people who are sort
of basing what they're doing from how we described it.
There's been a few misunderstandings there, people not quite getting
it right. You could say that, like their fingers not
in the right places, et cetera, et cetera. A few
absolute disasters they can only be described here. So we've

(04:52):
decided the best thing that we could possibly do really
would be to do an instructional video how.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
To yes, how to pull a brown.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Brown eyes, starring me Kezy.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh me, yeah, well I don't know how to pull
a brown eye.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
That makes perfect sense, Jason, and I do know how
to do so, so we'll show you how to.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Do it, show me as and I'll be watching you
do it.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
No, I'll show you and we'll guide you through it
and keep pugs and of course will be video in
the whole thing, and high definition Ford for what is
that called for? So that's going to be there'll be
bloody good and we'll get that up on the old socials.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah, well, look at it's a step by step process
that will talk you through, Kezy, and we'll do it
in like Studio B or maybe the green room over there,
and that way we'll go through each step of the
process so that the listeners out there get it right. Well,
kezy because you haven't ever done it before. It's a
great opportunity for you to learn how to do it properly.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
An opportunity, A good opportunity for well, that's right, and
Jason's managed to get you this job as as your agent.
I'm not sure what the fee is. It's involved in
it exactly, Jason's between the two of you.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, we're still working through that. Who who with I'm
just trying to I'm just crunching the numbers as we speak.
I'm crunching the numbers.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Makes what a thing to have on your CV man
number one on the call sheet. You are the man
doing the brown eye and the how to do a
brown Eye video.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
When you're looking at future jobs. What a thing. What
a quiver in your bow to say I was the
lead guy in the Bring Back the Brown Eye camp.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
So you think that will help? Yeah, totally, man, So
I feel like it might hinder No, not at all, right, okay.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Because companies love seeing people being involved in things that
go off, and that's just going to go off.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
You look at Kim Kardashian. How she got famous initially,
of course, was also off the back of a homemade
video with bloody Gangbusters. Now had she have not you know,
prior to that was She's thinking, No, I don't know
how this is going to go. I'm thinking you could
be in New Zealand's Kim Kardashian here, Kiezy.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Right, so I'm pulling and then Pugs will obviously be
filming from an angle so that you know it need to.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, up the gaps post camera. Well, people need to
know what they're looking at. How long is the video?
About an hour and a half. Yeah, it'll take about
an hour and a half to get it right.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
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Speaker 4 (07:20):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time twenty three minutes past four o'clock and as
expected feels It's always the case, isn't it when you
have a great idea. There's been a bit of managery
or pushback on the old brown Eye bring back the
brown Eye campaign.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Can I just say I think I kind of agree
with management it, Yeah, totally. But the issue is that
you're trying to get me to do a brown Eye
a video. We're going to put it online, teach everyone
how to do a brown eye, and effort to bring
back the brown eye. Yeah, so I agree with management.
I don't think it's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Well, I don't think you understand the brown Eyekezy. The
thing about the thing about it is it's a lack
of education on your part. So if you've got all
the information, I feel like you can make the best
possible decision. I feel that way about management as well. Yes,
I just don't feel like they've got all the information.
This comes from a good place. This is key weana
and we're bringing it back to the forefront, and how
can that be a bad thing?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Totally? And I just think it's a case of they
need to set. Once they see it, they'll feel more comfortable.
They will can't build it, and they will come.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
I want them coming.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
And the idea is once they see it, they go, oh, okay,
I got what you're what you're thinking here. So we
show it to Bogs and we show it to upper management,
maybe filtered around radio stations, because we want this to
go off, not just.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Tony, and you want if she gives it the thumbs up,
many McLean. If May McLay gets them behind it. Yes,
we're on to a winner.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, just lasting off all the big dogs.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
We want thumbs up all around, and we want people
to feel comfortable about because this is the whole point
of it. It's not an embarrassing thing. We just want
people to feel comfortable about it and normalize it.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
You know, how are we going to do this then?
Because management has pushed back on it.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Well, we carry on with what we're going to do
with the video. Yeah, we show it to management. They said,
go for it.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
I think I think that's not bad jas, but I
think even better than that, you've got to have a
bit of charisma in the room. So I think we
walk out on the next board meeting.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
You mean live, ah, Yeah, like it when you're.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Alive from the bath tab at sky City a little
while ago. That was a brilliant piece of radio. Now
we barge into the boardroom. Here he got all the
injured me big wigs, and there you got Boggsy and
Tony Street, Metey Maclean's there as well. Of course Jeremy
Wells would be there. Yeah, sure, Sam Wallace would be
up there, Heathy Wow, all the big dogs and we

(09:46):
roll you in there and you just down with your trows.
Obviously there's going to be a sustained period of rehearsals
required before, so we know that you can get it
right on the day, but dog down it goes and
then out with us just glowing ring piece, just spread it.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Why is it hang onread? No?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
So why why does it have to be met?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Like?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Shouldn't this because we're trying to prove the management of
this thing needs to make a return.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Brown eyes are a young man's game, keysy, Right, you
don't want to wheel out a hoidy j ring piece
for an old Mogi, you know, Rusty Sheriff's badge. I
think they call it Jason, yes, which has been generous.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Even though even though you know Mogi has been lasered
to buggery. Yeah, you certainly don't want to Hordy je
nest being shown off. So we think the younger the better,
and mogis bang on. It's a young man's game, really,
what was part of our youth?

Speaker 5 (10:40):
That's why we want to bring a bad We're inspiring
the youth, Keys, and you're almost a part of it.
So I reckon right, it's a handsome manus you've got
have you seen it?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, whin.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, so so the idea is they're in the next
board mean and shareholders me, yes, right, so these are
people that make all the calls with the company. Yes,
we bargein. Yeah, you guys kick the doors and we
walk in up to the front. Yeah, and then I
sort of turn around, do we do? I say anything
like you're up.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
On that you would have to get up on the
boardroom table, on the table on the table. Then you're
down shows to Douge and then Hoidy Joe and I
will take them through a nineteen point keynote presentation which
will take about an hour hour forty five.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Right, and I'm doing a brown eye for the whole thog. Yeah, yeah,
man Keene, I mean, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
The Darky Big Show was Jas, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in four.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
On Radio Holaki the Radio Hodarking Gig. A little fund
is open two hundred and fifty bucks. Pretty handy A Fellers.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Wouldn't mind it, Pretty bloody good, all right, Jase, Jeezy,
imagine this man so good? Imagine it?

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Wow, get a John your man, bastard. How's life not bad?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Made?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
So?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah? Don't get him? Startable? Thanks John, I can't complain.
Now listen. What do you do for a crass? John? Ah?
I clean out typtic tanks?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Mate, actual back by, Good on you seriously, John, straight up.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
We were talking about this the other day because Jason
was saying, what was it? What was there a worse
job than pulling out trees to a harder job? Yeah,
and I suggested cleaning out septic tanks. Do you like
your job there? John? Oh?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Mate? Yeah? Title back. But now, John, if we were
to give you two hundred and fifty bucks, what gig
do you want to go and see? I'm hanging out
go sy Brian, don't win?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh yeah, yeah mate, Well I'll tell you what. We'll
check you tw hundred fifty bucks cash. Curtsey a super
LICKU mate, you go see blind Spot?

Speaker 5 (12:51):
All right?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Oh you legend, No worries, mate, You enjoy that? John,
your backbone? Good on you?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Good?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
I reckon, we'll look after you when he goes to
a gig. Old John, you reckon, there's a bit of
a come on man, what nothing?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Hey, this is all chairs to gigs. Cheers to super
Lick and cheers to that. Keep an ear out for
that roar of the crowd because we do have a
whole heap of cash to give away. Ten thousand dollars wow,
actually more than ten thousand dollars to give away.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Do we know how much we've got left? Think you're
keeping an eye on that?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Man?

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Is it your job?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yep, it's my job. Okay, got over ten grand left?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Still? Yeah, the front fellows. Any gigs you guys want
to go and see that upcoming?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, we've got Metallica coming, tull A coming, Yes, but
there's a two off the top of my dome I
can think of. I really want to go see that
British TV show I watched about the radio station. Oh yes, yeah,
and they're going to be in Corimental actually, but I
think they're at a festival and I've missed the tickets
for that. Well that's another one. Kid Caddy is coming
as well. I'm a huge fan of it from back

(13:53):
in the day and still now. He's just releasing your album.
But that's he's only going to I think Rhythm and Vines.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I just don't know. I'm just going to be isn't
that one? Because you were saying there all just hippies there,
Well they're not.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
They're twenty two year old Secos.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
I think I might be a past it brother.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Get lasered up, get fake tanned up, and you get
to a rhythmon. Yeah, totally good idea.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I go to that every year. I mean, it's just
all g Man.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Where is it again?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
What rhythmon vines?

Speaker 4 (14:18):
If you don't know the answer to that, casey, it's
an embarrassment to you and all your family.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
For the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
It's good. Rod there on the radio, Holdnkey Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four forty eight. Let's
talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Yes, I'm caught up on a bit of slow Horses.
It's on Apple TV stars Gary Oldman and it's a
British spy sort of a throw out.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
It's very good.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
I love it. It's not great. It's an amazing, amazing,
but it's enjoying it. Yes, a couple of three episodes
into its good stuff yellows and it's a better all.
I've got to say that.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
It's a good, solid drama slash comedy. I watched last
night bringing out the Dead, Ah Nicholas Cage, Patricia Arquette,
John Goodman, Now I.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
And Cliff Curtis, Yes, what you would that be like?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Year eight ninety nine and Cliff Curtis, he talked about
the fact that you know, when he sort of broke
through in America, not on the film obviously, about his career,
he was always cast as a South American kind of
He's very good in this movie, by the way. The
movie is about Frank. Oh, Frank mentally strained and overworked

(15:44):
paramedic from Manhattan tries to maintain his sanity as he
tends to various emergencies and hallucinates about all the people
whose lives he could not save, and it just gets
more and more whack. And he's on a bad run
basically where everyone he intends to basically dies, and he's
getting more and more paranoid about it, getting more and

(16:06):
more worked up. The whole movie is kind of whack.
All the characters are whack. It's basically about people suffering
from massive mental strain and mental illness quite entertaining a
little bit over the place. Two point nine busies.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Out of possible five busies. Yeah, wow, I really enjoyed
that when that came out. I haven't seen it for
a long time, but yeah, I really enjoyed it. It
took me a while to watch it just because of
you knows, God, here we go. It's going to be
the priest again. But he's very, very good.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Nicholas Case.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, here is great. And if you like Nicholas Cage
getting more and more deranged, this is the movie for you.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
He's great in National Treasure.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
And that's on Disney.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
By the way, is it It's not a recommend from you.
A Scorsese film is not a recommend.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
That's that's okay, I'll give it a three. Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Last night my wife said all right, we're gonna try
watching something new together, and I said, all right, chose
the last thing, which was that Ossie.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
What was it called Upper middle Class Boat? No, No,
we loved that.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
It was on Netflix. It's about the big bouncer Fewler
I've talked to Oh yeah, yeah, I can't remembers Norton.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
She didn't enjoy it too much. Stress. So she had
been talking to one of her work mates who was saying,
unfortunately it's reality TV. But the British version of Traders
on TV three now I think it was, but it's
Celebrity Traders, that's right, And so I was insted, I
don't want to watch it. And then I looked at
the list of celebrities. Stephen Fries on it, Joe Wilkinson's

(17:35):
on it, Alan Carr is on it, Wow, Jonathan Ross,
like just these brilliant names from all over, you know,
different areas of broadcasting in the UK, and they one
hundred percent made a very intolerable game show with really
annoying cliche tropes about digging your own grave and being
set in the castle, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
They made it super entertaining.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I've watched half of the first episode and Alan Caha,
it's not a spoiler because the audience is aware. He gets,
you know, chatty man. Alan Carr is very, very funny
British comedian. He gets chosen as one of the Traders
who basically like they have to go around and secretly
kill off people while lying and pretending to be innocent
the whole time, right, and he is like freaking out
of it is so funny. So yeah, I've only watched

(18:21):
half an episode, but I really really enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Great.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, so I give it, you know, for a reality show,
which is less start than a movie. Yeah, I give
it four buzzies out of five.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Four out of a possible three for reality TV. Yeah,
really four out of possible three. That's that's a good point.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Moogie, that's quite the recommendation.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
There, Chezy, it's still just spootsle this reality and what's
on that's on three.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Now there we go, mate, check it out.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
He's news the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
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What the bring back the brown Eye?

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Speaker 5 (20:25):
What are you going to eat?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Well, this is the thing I'm actually planning. I'm catching
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(20:50):
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Chases just enjoyed by myself.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Radio.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Here there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock. You know, Keysy,
I can't help but notice over the last week and
a half, indeed two weeks that you're on your computer
they're having a bit of a set through properties in
between songs and tunes on our show. And I'm very

(21:49):
aware of the fact that you look at you and
your lovely, lovely wife Holy here.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's pretty full on looking to you know, move up.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Well, we're just sort of scale, maybe branch out a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well, we're just we're just like starting to look you
know what I mean, Like we're just going all right,
maybe we need to upgrade our house. You know, maybe
the time is come because I've been there for seven years.
Well originally when we've.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Ages to, which is a ship hole. It's shocking.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean, look, it's it's it's
it's I like the suburb personally, it's a We're Storkland,
but you know, people living around New zeal won't give
a crap with But it's a Storkland lovely little spot.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
That's just jokes. I love, I love, it's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Okay, this is weird, but.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
I'm thinking of myself because I've been talking about the
fact that I'm moving out of my house.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Oh my god, I'm.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Thinking talk about two worlds colliding here.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
The answer was under a messive honkers this whole.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Time, Mogie, why don't you and you're lovely lovely wives
sh the wayst man live eighty five. Now you're talking
move maybe by look at buying our house because what

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we could do in that process is cut out the
middle man.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Keezy, who's the.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
I don't know about you guys. It's outrageous how much
of a cut they get from your proceed unbelievable eighty eight.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
I thought it was like four.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Sheess, no, mate, Well it's been seven years since you've
sold a house, so for you've got some harsh lessons
to learn.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I've never sold a house, all right, because it's my
first house. Well, the problem is, Jase, you live like deep.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
In west Aukland.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yeah, man, I'm a true wisty.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, you and your beautiful, beautiful wife.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
He just come on, mate, it's a bit pervy. You're shocking.
But the hell's going on there?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
You guys live even with Sorkland, right, yes, even further
than where I live. Well, what's because we need we
need to we need a bit more space.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
You know. We've got a big property, huge property, about
nine hundred square meters, betiful backyard being usable. Oh yeah,
it's usable, all right. I mean we never do. And
there is a massive tree at the back of our
property that needs to be cut down. But I just
can't bear. I mean, it's a bloody expensive bars to
cut down. We probably looking six or seven thousand k

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just right off the bat there. But yeah, big property.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Six or seven thousand k.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Yeah, just cut the tree down.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
It is massive, right, Okay, But is the land like
flat and usable?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Is it cleared?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Is it usable?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
It's a bit hilly right on.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
All so you're on a hill.

Speaker 7 (24:48):
Yeh, yeah, it's it's like a rolling meadow if you
will a meadow, right, cemetery on it?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Right? Oh, yeah, there's a few things buried there.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
How many bedrooms?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Well three? Yeah, but you could make it for if
you use the sun room as a bedroom.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Yes, like conservatory, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
You consider it. But the windows are falling out there,
so right, I probably wouldn't use it at the stage
as a as a bedroom. And the roof leaks occasionally
only when it really pisses down.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Though, Right does it have like it's got heat pumps
and all that.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Ey, it's got a heat pump. Yeah, but she's such
an old village, she's a drafty bastard. Yeah, just I mean,
I mean it's kind of pointless having it because it
just dissipates out the house as soon as it's pumped
out there.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Do you still have that pig that lives under the
beneath the floorboard?

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, can't catch the bastard a pig Like what is
like a what do you call it? There? Insincarator? But
it's a pig. Oh wow, Well that's bloody handy actually,
because our sincerator is actually broken, so the food just
goes straight under the house. The basad just hoes into
its bastard. Now as you can imagine, you're.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Sink drained straight under the straight under the Yeah. And
is that normal for all the other stuff? And you see,
like your shower and your toilet and stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
We've got two showers. Only one of them works though, uh.
And the one that is working, actually the glass is
coming a bit loose there, so you just need to
be careful when you're in there. That's all two toilets again,
one of them, only one of them works. Someone's done
an absolute steamer and the other one and would be
bag bagging if I can dislodge them.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Trying to get the peak to come up.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
But he won't come.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
He won't come at your house because we're scared of
the duck, a duck that lives in the land.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Walter, right, you know what?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Someone all good?

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Now?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Hang on a minute?

Speaker 4 (26:31):
How much? Wow?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
How much man?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
One point four? One point five? It's in your kind
of million. Yeah, I'm all good man.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
I would look, i'd seduce you. Just go in and
have a look. Can I come around and have a look.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
No.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
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tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike,
the Big Shows, cool box top up?

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Was im hell bloody good he giving away today?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Kezy jays Jason, Jason, Am I saying that right?

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Jason?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yes, it's a great question. Today we've got the Makita
forty vault max x GT brushless blower kit.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
That's better.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
It's six hundred and forty five bucks at ITM However
I've seen it's more expensive elsewhere.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Oh okay, just to.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Show how good the prices at ICM are.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
That's a good price for what we do is we
give out ten tools. You've got to remember five and
fifteen seconds. So let's go to the phone lines. Good
a sith your mad Bassett. How's life getting yourself fellow?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Good? Thanks great brother. Tell me Seth, what do you
do for a crust mate mechanic man? You're a okay?
Did you get that, Seeth?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:52):
I did, indeed.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
How's your memory? Seth? You got a good memory?

Speaker 8 (27:56):
Oh it's pretty average, but we'll give it a crack.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Find find all right, Mogi, here we go.

Speaker 9 (28:01):
You kick us off, mate, Amus press leave sheets and
Tony on all fours Emetic angle grinder, circular saw pud puller, chainsaw.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Miner, saw dong hammer.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
You're up, Seth, angle grinder, chainsaw, dom hammer, amus on
all press, jee jig Sander, angle grinder, particular thought miner.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah that's good.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
I love the way.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah yeah, shouting one. It's funny because those are the
right words, but they were just all jumbled up.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
That is bloody good. And the good news is for you, Seth,
that you get to take away that Makeda brushless blower
kit maybe maybe at six hundred and forty five bucks.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Ah you guys a legends, thank you very much. Yeah,
don't think us, mate, who should they thank fellas?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
I yeah, GM, that's right.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Don't forget it TM they are. We're going to be
doing this all this week and other three chances to
win some sweet power tools. Sweet we just say the
rest of the week. The rest of the week.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
They valued it over one thousand dollars, curding me.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
So yeah, it's pretty bloody exciting.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
And don't forget as well. The ITM Toolbox top up
sail is here and to celebrate you mentioned, we have
over ten thousand dollars worth of power tools to give away.
We're only just getting started, which is bloody exciting and
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Speaker 5 (29:34):
Get into your local item.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well especially you know, it's a time of year to
do stuff up fellers, you know, like repaired decks, fill
holes and all that sort of.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Yeah, I start having people over, won't yeh.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah the tools for that sort of stuff. Man to
go to IM check it out.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
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Speaker 5 (29:52):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
We am there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening the time phin forty eight.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Fellows have got some breaking news.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
This is breaking news.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Have you of the saying white whale.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
The same?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
It's a couple of words, but that's not the same.
It's used as the saying it's not the same. You
can't just say white whale and people out of context,
of course that's not a good Yeah, so what's the same.
The saying is like, oh that's my white whale. Ah yeah,
if you go to white whaley, no no, no, no,
it's not.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
About you owning a white whale. It's like you even
really own a whale.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
I don't know. That you can, Magie.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
No, true, one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I agree, But it's like it's like, oh, it's my
white whale, Like you want to spot a white whale,
you know, like that's your that's your everest almost right,
I think anyway, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
What it's a it's an white Your white whale is
sort of an obsessive, all consuming pursuit. Is that what
it is?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
That's what it is.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah, so you'll pursue it to your own detriment. From
the book Moby Dick.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Is that never in my life? Any who?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Anyway, a white whale, an actual white humpback whale spotted
off the coast of Kakuta today.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
I don't think you can say that, can you. It's
just ida it's cooler. Yeah, but I would say it's
just a whale.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, Moggie might get away of saying that. I certainly
wouldn't know. You can't call it a white whale. It's
just a whale. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Siren hasn't already gone offen the racism, Sien.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I can't be racist towards a whale.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Well as soon as you can't, well you can be
you can sorry, hang on, So the reason a black whale.
Would you say it?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Yeah, well, probably.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Because he's a racist. But it's a shocking bastard.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Sorry, you can't be racist towards whales. They're not humans.
The reason I'm even bringing it up is because it's
a very rare, white colored whale.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
I'm not saying that. Yeah, I mean whales as a
whole are rare. You don't need to see. I just
I get a bad feeling when people start defining things
by their color, be that human or any of God's creatures.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
It's like it's like you're trying to make out that
somehow this whale is special because it's because it's White's
exactly what it is, and that is I certainly wouldn't
go there.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
If it's just what any other kind of whale, then
that doesn't it's not important, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
It's because like if it's just a regular whale, if
it's just a normal whale, like normal whale colors, which
is what I don't know, whale like humpback, I know,
is it blue or gray or something?

Speaker 5 (33:03):
And then this one is white, I don't know. And
you know why, I don't know why, because color doesn't
matter to me. They're just whales.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
It's a whale. I don't go when I see a whale,
My god, look a gray whale.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
I think what you want to say, keasy, is a
whale was spotted off co Coda.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, a whale was spotted off the coast of Cay Colda.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
It happens all the time. Keysy, why are you telling
us that there's whale watching it's breaking news. It is
not breaking news at all. Now, if it was a
special kind of a whale, it was it was white.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
The hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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Speaker 4 (33:42):
You classed here on the Radio Hodarki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon, the time five p fifty six.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
They feelers just like to make a couick apology. Yeah,
if you just joined us, I just read an article
about a white whale that was spotted off the coast
of Kui Colder today. It shouldn't matter what ethnicity the
whale was. I should have just said a whale was
spotted off the coast, and I'm sorry, and I apologize

(34:09):
for inadvertently being racist towards wales.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
All right, So I'd like to just put it behind us.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
That's okay, okay, man it's not me. You need to
apologize to you though, Well.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
I just did it to the nation, didn't I was
it the whales and the whales? Yeah, very stupid kings.
So that was racist.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
Man.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
You can impersonate whale. Would you impersonate the accent of
somebody from one of the Asian countries?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
No?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I would, Well you would have seen you do it.

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Speaker 4 (35:28):
Fellas we got coming up next? What's for teen New
Zealand with me? Oh no, what's on the dinner? Easy?
Here's what's on the dinner for me? Okay, And I'm intrigued.
I texted my wife who were chatting, and she texted
her and she said, I have a tammer and chutney

(35:53):
flavored mince wrap, but on a skewer type thing. The
hell is there? The hell.

Speaker 10 (36:02):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Have you ever heard of such a weird thing? A
tamera and chutney flavored mince rap but on a skew?

Speaker 5 (36:12):
It sounds you know what?

Speaker 4 (36:14):
I hate?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
A skewer A complete waste of time as.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
Well, I tell you what you that's a lie, the
amount of as I see you eating, because that's how
it's sold. But if I had the choice, the skill
wouldn't exist really well, because they give you the skill,
but they put the skew in the container.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Well, why have we got the skewer? Just pulling the container?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Kebabs on the barbiere knice, just chicking the barbs with
your start on them. You don't like them, No, you
don't like kebabs.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I like eating them.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
But as I say, I don't think you need the stick, right,
I think it's unnecessary.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Just ask my wife what we're having for dinner now?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I have, yes, I'm intrigued. I love I love finding
out what you're having for dinner, easy do.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, we're having pasta vegetarian.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Oh oh, that is a shocking combo right off the bat.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
And what kind of sauce? Is it white or red? Red?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, that's kind of a pale orange. I've just been
sent a photo because my wife's got squashed tonight, so
she's started, she said, not mind blowing. But okay, that's
disappoint you gutted about that a little bit?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
You say, a little treat for Kezi.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
On the way home. I would man a bit a reburger.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Maybe that's actually a really good idea. Yeah, especially because
she's out so she won't know.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
She won't know, man, I could just start hiding stuff
from her.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
That's a good hearing your meal. I'm disappointed, you know
what I mean. It's kind of bummed me out.

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Give us a text on three four eight three. You
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Tuesday evening. But right now it's time for you.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Hey, guys, text here from Steve, what's on the dinner
with me?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Kick me?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
What's on the dinner New Zealand where you text three
on three four eight three what you are having on
the dinner which means for dinner, and then you can
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Speaker 5 (38:24):
I'm gonna read some of them out as well. Okay, fun,
here we go. Okay, but I feel like there's so
much pressure and I love this every week. It's got
to be good.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Gooday, guys. Mitchell here, Wow, Mitchell Satner black cap all rounder.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Yeah he's an all rounder stretch yeah yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Whoall and captain and captain Well you got like a
bit of a tube towards Mitch Sentner.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Jason not really keasy okay.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Probably chicken nuggets because I can't be asked cooking anything.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Nuggies.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
The missile will be fuming, but the kid will think
it's a treat. Might give a bottle of wine as
seeing too for dessert. Cheers Mitch Santina, you.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Did the one.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
You know.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
I don't mind a nuggy.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
I love a nuggy. I absolutely love nuggets.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
You know, it's the sort of thing. I imagine Keysy
eating on his bachelor nights, just a bowl and nuggies.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
When I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
There's a reason why I like frozen Maccaine's ham and
pineapple pizzas because when I was a kid, my mum
would leave us at home and if we had to
make our own dinners, be like, there's some chicken nuggets
there and some frozen mini pizzas or theos on your toppers.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
How would you prep your nugget? Just bake them in the.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
To be honest, now, I'd probably hear fry them, yeah, definitely,
But I haven't cooked a nugget in a long time.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Because you can fry them, of course, you can deep
the tricky thing.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
I don't so yeah, yeah, a sauce, yeah, but a
still be good good A Feller's Ashley here? Kutcher, Ashley Kutcher.
Who the hell is Ashley Kutcher?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
I don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
It's Rick Ashley, Rick Ashley, Good evening Feelers. Rick Ashley here?
Is there an Ashley Bloomfield?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
It's Ricksher Good evening Fellers. Rick Ashley here making pizza
for my two year old, breast milk for my newborn
and cheesy and yoki for me and the husband carry
she is?

Speaker 5 (40:39):
It sounds delicious? The it's a real split, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
What cheesy? You hate a don't you?

Speaker 4 (40:49):
No? Yes, I'm not fan of a noki, but I'm
convinious because I haven't had a good one. What about
what about a buzzy milk fond of?

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
When you say you haven't had a good knock is
who's been making them for you?

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Restaurants?

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Oh right, okay, you've never had a good KNOCKI from
a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I just find them a bit gluggy.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Yeah, I know what you mean, man, I know, I hear.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
My wife loves a knockie. I'm not a big fan.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
So you've had one where she's been having it. She's
been like, bloody hell, this is a delicious bastard, this one.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
And then you have you're like, yeah, bluggy, Yes, right exactly.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
That's what Jay stares whenever anyone gives them anything. Yeah,
it's true.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
I didn't do that when you gave me chips today.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
No, you stuff them and you double first in the
bag and put them away. Arm get a Fellers, this
is a good one, did it a Darren.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Sorry, what Darren? Darren Darren here?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Him fried white whale loins, A bit of cracked pepper,
bit of Lemon's zest, goes down a.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Treat, bloody beautiful, tell you a nice bit of nice
cut of whales, beautiful.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
You've eaten whale?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Yeah, man, whales good, especially your white whale. Sperm whale.
Never had a sperm whale, hump back, No, just white whale.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
One last one is from Lee. It's from Lee Harvey Oswald.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
It's from Lee Harvey Oswald, who shot JK from the
book depository on the corner. I watched the docor on it.
Blue cod eggs hash browns. Here cheers Lee Harvey Oswald.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Wow, say that again? Blue cod hash brown is an egg. Correct.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
That's a fairly common sort of a it's an American
sort of a thing. And your egg and that.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
It's like the English with their mushy peas, Yeah, and
their fries.

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on like a honeymoon or something exactly. Yeah, Hdaki dok
koto in you have.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
To be a real piece of work, kezy, you not
be happy about that?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, tell you what, hurdaki dok cato in zi get
yourself from the drawer there. Tell us about your situation
or maybe you've got friends who are taking this sweet
time to get engaged as well, and we've got an
eight thousand dollars engagement ring. As we mentioned a few
stories here, fellers, mate, I've been bloody lazy and she's
losing hope at this point, I may as well get
a lolly ring and call it a day. Any help,
fellas that will be appreciated.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Well, we can't help outside of you winning. Yeah, we're
not going to just give it to you.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
I remember actually on that front, my wife saying to me,
ree rings, I don't care what the ring is, you
know what I mean? It can be anything, as long
as we're together, was what she said to me.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Did she say that after you've given her a bad ring?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
No? I hadn't given her a ring at all at
that stage of ship. For her sill wasn't about the ring.
But then when we did get it, she needed eighteen diamonds,
one for every kid that were here.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yeah, true, another one here. My mate needs a nudge
because he's too tight to buy a ring.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
So that's another issue, isn't it If you're too tight,
if you're too frugal to actually buy an engagement ring.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Well does she then want to be married to someone
who's that tight and frugal Yeah, you don't want to
be someone who's a spend thrift. A miser Keysy is there?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
A miser means yes, all right, we've been together nearly
a decade, so he needs a couple of nudges to
be honest. Now they're referring to nudge pads, special hurdaky
knee pads we can send. So we could send him
a nudge pad, Just give him a nudge there and
say hey, it's time to drop the knee and then
he's automatically in the draw to win that eight grand
ring as well.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Yeah, maybe we do that.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Yeah sounds good. Man, get involved in New.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
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on Richmond. Every single engagement ring bought from Diamonds on
Richmond this October. If you told them Holdarky sent you,
you get a free pair of diamond earrings.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
How good?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:36):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
On Radio Holaky Talking heads here on the Radio Hodarky
Big Show this Tuesday evening. Fellers, do we have time
for a bit of bed chat? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Man, absolutely get into it.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Could you play the bed chat sting keezy. Oh yeah,
here it is here bid chat.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
We're not rules.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
I just want to I just want to make the point.
This isn't sex chat. Oh no, this is bid chat.
Yeah yet, but I like it. I like it, ksy.
I'm just wondering, fellas, what your bed set up is
at the moment. We made a very big call in
our household last night where we where we took off

(46:28):
the heavy douve c because my wife's been getting a
little hot in beard lately. And she was like, and
I said, sure, we take the big because we've got
like a big, heavy dove what would you call it?
A quilt? And then it's like a douvet you've got

(46:50):
you and then you've got a quilt on top of it,
and it's like.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
A heavy So it's a separate thing.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
It's a separate thing. It's like a quilty blanket.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Sounds Have you got an I said, quilt on your bed.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
It's not knitted, it's not wooly. It's a crow chatted,
it's not crow chested.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Have you got a balance?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
It's very soft, it's just very heavy.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Okay, big blanket sounds dum, you're taking the blanket off.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
And so we've taken it off, and I was a
little nipple last night. I didn't have a great sleep.
I don't want to cross over into sleep chat here,
but I I feel like I was a bit pre
ejaculate on that.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Can I tell you, Jason, we've gone through a similar
thing at the moment. And what is happening in my household?
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
That was so unprofessional. We're used to it is that
my wife runs a bit hot as well, Yes, but
I'm I run cool, particularly around about three am, yes,
when I find myself getting quite cool. So what's happening
is she's moving the douvet off at some point in
the night because she's too hot, but dumping it on

(47:50):
top of me. So it means I'm double douvet. It's
too hot. So now I have to pull the whole
douvet off the bed, so three quarters that was on
the floor and then the rest is on me. And
then she's only got some of the blanket.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Yeah, I hear what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
I run colder, so I still need the blanket. I
think it's so soon. I think we're going to have
another cold stamp now Kesey, your wife very hot? And
what do you mean by that?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I mean, what can you Well, it's just it's not
the first time, though it won't be the last made
of pass of my wife.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
He hasn't made a past pass. Carry on, please complimenting you?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Would you rather have a wife kezy that Jay's didn't
say constantly how beautiful she was and how.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Attractive she was?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Would you keasy?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Would you prefer that hundred percent?

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Would you? Okay, okay, you're going to do that?

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Yeah, I am so, You're just you're not going to
say how attractive my wife is from now?

Speaker 4 (48:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Oh no, that would require you to have an unattractive
what so that's the trade that's the trade off.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I'll just keep it between her and me.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
What were you even asking me? Man?

Speaker 4 (48:59):
What are you running in your be My wife runs hot, Yes.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Same thing, there's a common denominator.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
I ran cold the.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Same and so she wanted to take the blanket off yesterday, No, sorry,
the day before?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Wow, so not last night.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
The night before I had a shocking sleep. Oh god,
just because it was too cold?

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Did you Esthima fleer up a little bit because of
the Hag's his beard by the way, it's so good.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
It didn't. Yeah, it's a tricky one there, Zy is it?
So what we're going to do? But as warming up,
because Spring, of course starts on October seventeenth, The big
show is big Spring.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
On the day we leave.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
That's right, ironically, why don't we all our wives run
red hot hot?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Why don't they?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
We just put them all than one giant bed and
then and then as three can cozy yet there will
cozy up in another bed with heaps of blankets and.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Up the storm and Jason's quilted do the I don't
vapor in bed?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yes, the Hiliarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
In four on radio ho Larkey, whether you got your man?
That's a big show down and du said for your
Tuesday night, three more sleeps, fells wow, three more sleeps slowly, slowly,

(50:24):
We're getting there now. In the podcast out tro today,
I don't know what's the clip we're going to play, Keysy.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Someone screened your call, Jason, Oh, that's right, is and
decided not to pick up.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
When someone calls you from a number nine in your
context of phone can automatically answer on your behalf and
prompts the caller to state their name and the reason
for calling. The spoken response then gets transcribed live and
shows up on your screen, and based on that you
decide whether or not you want to talk to the
person or not or it.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Did you say your name?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Yes? I did, yeah, and they said nay. It was
a new experience. It's on the phone for old I've
never had that before.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Its time to be alive.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
I reckon technology A feels.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
What it is a new piece of technology that I
am not aware of. I did not know that it
existed till today. It's probably going to creep in more
and more.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Yes, it's hard not to take it personally, Moogie, early
night you were saying for you, even though your wife's
being a weapon at home, Na, she's.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Got another couple of people coming over for dinner tonight. Now,
so my plan is to go and get a fellow's
hands again, sneak off to the bathroom and then sneak
out of there into the bed and then just watch
them Telly on the laptop.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Ye're nice, and a wife will come in and go,
what are you?

Speaker 5 (51:38):
What are you telling you? We've got guess I'm like
not my guess. Your guess, nice, your guess?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Yeah, good ship.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Make sure you snap back as well.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah, yeah, I'm a little bit tolly because I'm hangover
after last night's parlava your seat, yea telling her to shut.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
The door on the way out. Hey Kesey, what are
you up to to know? Your wife's away doing some
sporty thing. So that's going to be.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
About my wife?

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Doesn't it? A creamy pasta for old Keesy?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Well that sounds gross, So you've said that like some
sort of disgusting you from.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Why isn't it saucy? Isn't it tomatowie?

Speaker 1 (52:12):
It is? Actually I'm going to go home and eat
the tomatoie saucy past and my wife.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Made, and it's vegetarian.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
It is.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
You don't need meat to enjoy a meal, Jason, even
though ninety nine point nine nine percent of the time
I do. So I'll be eating that playing PlayStation and
my wife will get home about eight thirty probably probably
nine next week. Yeah, yeah, what about you, Jason?

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Probably go home, do a bit of a workout.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
I forgot you.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Life, and then have dinner, make love, then maybe maybe
go to the gym, go to some beach.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
You are so PARTM this week, so just remind me.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Yeah, yes, one, that's reasonable.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Do you want to fear well, the audience so we
can go?

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Not really
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