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On today's show, Jase finds himself, Mike's asking the big questions and Keyzie's going full swanker.

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(00:00) Intro: We love clothes chat
(04:00) THE BIG POLL
(09:40) Your thoughts!
(14:14)  Hoytey J's Costume Do
(17:44) TV and more...
(22:31) Intro: Bring back the one dayer!
(23:52) Traffic Chat with Old Mogey
(27:05) The Simulation
(31:22) Cricket chat
(35:20) Keyzie's Big Night
(38:58) Movember Swingin'
(40:45) Intro: Just enjoy it
(42:31) BIG POLL RESULTS
(45:51) Golf chat
(49:20) Makeup Chat with Jizzbot
(53:15) CYA

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hod Akee Big Show Show thanks to crape Worthy
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, this is big, big show, Big Jason hitch might
note and cheesy.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Get a your mad barsard. It's great to have your company.
This moody Thursday afternoon. It is the thirteenth of November
twenty twenty five, and you, my friends, as always listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
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Speaker 3 (00:36):
Uh yeah, good stuff. Speaking of get a moggi a studhouse, life.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
a bee. It's neither here nor there today is it
just going to give you your local, your well your
Auckland weather update, whether you're like it or not. This
is where we chat about what's happening in Auckland weatherwise,
and it's it's neither here nor there. It's a little
bit windy, it's a little bit sunny, and it's a
little bit shitouse.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah that's true, Mane. I'll tell you what's not ship house.
It's Keysy's awesome prison Jack.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
How long it was it like a month ago.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
We's kind of we made an agreement that we wouldn't
discuss each other's clothes.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Oh no, no, no, no, that's what the issue was.
Ray and then made the point that he'd actually been
getting smashed more than you over every single piece of
clothing he's ever worn. And you did say, yeah, okay, you.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Know, okay, yeah, you know, just my cool.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Bird ships and stuff. Yeah, and my weird hoodies.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
But I'm saying that with love those Oh you've got
a ship with birds on it, just like you know,
it's a bird ship.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
What's on that ship is it is a turkey? Jason's
got his turkey ship on today.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I just want the panters to know.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'm wearing my gold ship that my wife bought me
from a birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
And it's got fins on it.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
It's got or palm from certainly got plants on it.
Do you know what birds love?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah? So it all ties And.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
I'm good though, fellas. How are you today, Jason?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, I'm very good. Things kezy. I see you've had
a shaved to you, looking very slick, very sharp.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Man.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
What happened to your beard? You're running a bed? This
was putting foot down again.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Nah.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror
and it was slightly thicker than it was yesterday, and
I was like, I don't like it. Really, Yeah, I
think yesterday's length was right, and so today I shaved
it all off. I won't start to dress it wearing
the exact same thing every day and the same beard
and the same here, so that Jase has nothing to
comment on.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Ye hey, now listen, it's a massive show a head.
With that in mind, Moggie, what is coming up on
the show?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Moki?

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Possibly the biggest show that we have ever had? Fellas
Later later in the hour, potentially we're going to be
talking about cricket. You heard about cricket. Oh yes, we're
going to be talking about that. We may or may
not have a couple of tickets to give away to
an upcoming game, how about that. There'll also be a
little bit of chat about Chasing the Fox coming up
near mix. We're going to be talking about workdus. There's

(03:04):
a time of year where we've got a lot of
work dues going on around this great nation of ours.
Some people like them, some people hate them. Yeah. So
we're going to be doing a bit of a yeses
or no on the old work dues because I think
people are pretty passionate about it. Where do you stay
in New Zealand? Three four eight three?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Are you doing it again? What? Getting pretty ejaculate? No, No,
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
I'm just getting it ready for when we do the
Big Pole.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Here's the ac DC, the ac DC.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock. Let's get
into the big Pole.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
The Big Pole, and.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
The question on the Big Pole today is workdues, Yes
or no?

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Right?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
So you can because I know at Campiman, obviously I
want to have a work to do with all everyone
that works there and celebrate a tough year.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
The reason this came up for me was I said
to my wife last night while she was sitting on
the couch, I said, what are your hopes and dreams
for this weekend, my love? Which is how we phrase things,
And she said, wow, We've got my work do on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Which, of course you remembered. Yes, I remembered it, and.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I was like, and it's nothing to do Can I
specify here because I know quite a number of her
workmates listen to the show.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Sure they do.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's nothing to do.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
With the people necessarily that work at my wife's workplace.
It's work dos in general and dos in general that
I just go.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yeah, Well, I guess it's stricking for you as well,
because you've made a vow that this year you're going
to make an effort. It doesn't sound like you're making
an effort. It sounds like you're making no effort.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Well, I mean, I'm going bogie ye effect.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Just going isn't an effort, isn't it? Because it's cordial
and entertaining and you know, a good conversationalist and someone
that your wife can be proud of.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Naturally those things when I'm under when I'm under precious suddenly.
But you know, and it's always a weird thing because
my sort of take on where a workds are often
you're outside of the workplace, often doing a work to
as a weird vibe because you don't often spend time
socially together, so it can be a bit awkward. Then

(05:34):
someone gets steamed and ends up passing someone from accounts
and you know, and she's married or he's married. You know,
there's always some kind of debacle and then people come
and you know, with shame the next say.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Mine because it's not you, right, that's just funny.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It could just be me, I admit it.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
I think it might.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
And being a massively anti so short kind of fella.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
It's also me because I go to those sorts of things,
different sort of things like that. Not maybe not so
much specifically your work do, but to a degree, and
like if you guys aren't there or you know, there's
a whole bunch of people in the era, it's just
I'll often just walk around, I'll do a lap, and
then I'll just go and sit in the toilet for
a while. Yeah, I feel like I need to be there,

(06:23):
but I'm just like, especially if I'm not drinking or something,
it's just like, oh God, what am I doing? So
literally I will literally just go and sit in the
toilets going back one out.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I'm not I'm not a big fan of chitty chair,
you know, and I'm not, but I mean, I'm bloody
good at it, but I'm just not.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
A fan of it. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Whereas key I know Keezy because Keysy was like about
this question, why are you even asking that question?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
And I said, because I don't really like work, dude.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Well that's and that's it is the same thing for
me as well, because like having worked in film and
been in production, right, and you work on a film
and it goes to three months or six months or
however long it goes for, and then you go to
these parties and they are massive caners. So that but
that doesn't do it so much now, but there be
unlimited bar there's like people are on every single thing

(07:10):
that you can imagine. Yes, there's music on, there're great parties.
But for me, it's I always sort of as as
this is the last time these people are going to
see me. This is what they're going to remember about
me for this job. Do I really want to be
pissed off my head, chilling, my face off, just an

(07:30):
absolute shambles of a human and so that they can
be like, oh did you see old made? So my
approach has always been to stay sober at those events
so that I don't have an absolute shocker. Yes, because
I can't trust myself keeping back in those days.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
My view is you spend more time with people at
work than you do you know, with your own family
quite often. And to get everyone together, not just at Christmas.
By the way, when I first joined Hodarkey, there'd be
a work do every month or two. We have events
like events we were going and doing cool stuff, but
like a b yo or something at someone's house. That
is a crucial part of keeping the team together. Yeah,

(08:08):
and making it more than just a workplace in myinion.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, I mean, well we don't see anybody now, you
see each other. Yeah, which is you know, which is
all good? Yeah, I mean it's fine.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Well, I see where you are coming from as well,
KIZI you know what I mean. I want to know
what the people out there think on three four eight three.
'll give us a call on No. Eight hundred Hadarchy
that's right, and go on the Instagram answer the question.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
You can put on the Hdacky Big Show's Instagram poll there. Yeah,
everyone that texts on three four eight three or calls
on eight hundred Hadarchy in the draw for a fifty
dollar reburg about you.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
In the meantime, He's Kings of Lee on.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Aching Oasis.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
The time is four twenty four. We're talking office work dues.
It's that time of year again, Christmas where the office
has a Christmas path or something like that, and whether
or not you're into the yay or nay. We've got
Toby on the line. Get a Toby, a man bastard.
How's life?

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Yeah, kday you Jay, Life's good man, Life's good.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Good on you? But what do you do for a cross, Toby?

Speaker 7 (09:16):
I'm a product development specialist.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I mean I've got no idea what that is, but
there go.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
No it's good though. Neither I hate Toby. Are you fun?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Do you like having work those man? Or are you
an old grumpy barsard like these two and you hate them?

Speaker 7 (09:32):
I'm fun, but I'm an old grumpy basket when it
comes to work. I think realistically, no one really wants
to be there, do they. Everyone talks awkwardly to each
other and I can't really hold a conversation outside of
work chat.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
It'll be nice to get paid to be there, man.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, look, it.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Would be good to be paid to be there, and
I won't lie to you. I was paid to be
there and it was all put on for free. It's
a fair point, Mogi. But let's be honest.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
We don't want to be there.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
We're here by obligation.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yes see, that's interesting. Thank you so much for your contributions, Toby.
We'll flick your fifty oar reeburg about your all right?

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah, mate, here we go, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
You can.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I just make an option. I know, you go, Jessie,
because I think it makes a really good point. And
that's the point I was trying to make off and
they're very awkward of you.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
And I was coming into work the other day, was
about one o'clock in the afternoon, and there was a
big table outside this bar that we walked past every day,
and there was probably ten or fifteen of them. And
then when we were coming back after the show, Kezy
and I, they were still there and it was the
most awkward looking scenario. No one was talking and it

(10:40):
was obviously some sort of work. Do the by the
number of people, and everyone was just sitting there, just
quietly sipping their beers.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
See that particular group of people. Yes, considering they'd been
there all afternoon, it should have been way more raucous
than that. I came from a job where we should
have had a lot of work does and we never
really did. And I was always really gutted. I was like,
we should work with such a fun group of people,
and for some reason, our boss never ever put on
a work do.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Right, So when I came here, especially when I first started,
and it was like workduce galore is pre lockdown and stuff. Yeah,
it was just the most amazing thing ever. Yeah, I'm
starting to think it's a correlation between your age and
what you've got at home, Like you've got family and stuff.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
And for a lot of people like it's like we
work in a fun industry. We've got a lot of
extroverts around here, a lot of chronic alcoholics, a lot
of drugs, all that sort of stuff, you know, So
it sort of lends itself to a certain amount of partying.
But a lot of people out there like, you're not.
You work with each other, you know, you don't have
to be best friends, and there's a million ways to
say thank you to the people that you work with.

(11:44):
And it doesn't have to be getting on it and
having a few beers together. It can we check some
food on or you know, give somebody a bonus or
something like that. You don't have to be forced into
a social situation where you have to pretend that you
give a shit about what they do side of work.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
Right.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
So it's interesting because I do care what everyone does
outside of work. Absolutely, yeah in this case, but I'm
saying there's a lot of people out there. Probably we're
just here to work. We can, you know, we sell
the staples and then we go home. Yeah right, okay, Yeah,
because there's a text here, Yeah says I've worked with
the same bloke for seven years, just him and I
and occasionally another worker. We don't do a work pass
up because he can't be bothered. So it just gives

(12:22):
me two grand cash every year. Instead, I end up
at one of the boys work dues where it's a
little bit of this and a little bit of that
for the funds, funds for the fun, you know what
I mean. Sure, And he said it's a win win
for everybody.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, I mean this one here, You've got a fishing
charter coming up for our work.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Do it's going to be grouse. Now, that sounds good.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'd be into that.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
I went to a fishing charter, that would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
That would be great, sign me up. Or a golfing thing.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Right, okay, a doing thing doing yeah, yeah, this.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Is the other thing about my wife's do and you
know it's had a bowling club.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's going to be playing bowl It's great. I quite
like playing bowls. And my wife was bloody bloody good
at it.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
I was so surprised because she's actually quite unco.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Feels like a different topic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, is Jason's wife.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
On Co three four eight three fifty rebig vouches up
for grabs.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
The Hodarchy Big Show was Jas, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Tune in on Radio Holky guns Roses there on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
The time is four thirty seven.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Now.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
We recently made a sold out vinyl didn't We fellas Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Limited edition podcast on Vinyl. It's brilliant stuff. That is
the origin story of the Big Show. So if you've
ever been listening and wondered how it all came about,
it's there on wax for you.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
It's quite a story too. Isn't it quite a year?
Quite a ye, lot's going.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
On, that's for sure. We've got a copy to give away.
Get a Sam, your mad bastard house life.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
You got things solo yourself?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, good things, Sam.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
What do you do for a crust ah vine?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Actually no, Jason, don't try and get sound to build
your fence.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
No.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I was going to say, is there any more backbone
job than being a fencer?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
You know what I'm saying? Feelers, So, would you like
a copy of that vinyl? Sam? I loved one good
stud yours?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Man? Just like that? That man, it's all yours, It's
all yours. Imagine that out in the middle of the
farm there, just playing back the podcast on vinyl. You
got a record play you can take it out in
the middle of the farm. Man. You've got a diesel,
a diesel diesel powered vinyl player thing there all right,

(14:42):
saying the vinyls are your man. Thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
All right?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Everything about my wife's work, which I didn't mention. It's
causing me a great deal of grief.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
That's coming up this weekend?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Is it on set?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Jeez?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
It's a dress up?

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Oh no, okay, So I'm.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Already struggling with the whole concept of the work do.
What's exacerbated my problem is that it's a dress up
You know how I feel about dress up party.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
I feel the same way. What you kind of need hood,
you just is to go with a character that's kind
of the same as you and allows you to go
pretty much the same as you. But when people say,
what are you dressed airs, you can just sort of,
you know, check something out there.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well I the theme is your favorite musician.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Ah, and I and one of.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
My favorite musicians is Bob Marley.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, so I was thinking maybe Bob Marley.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Right, well, hey, IMGI and is Bob Marley? About thirty
years ago? That was Halloween though that was a different
sort of right.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Okay, James Brown.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Have you got like a one piece suit?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
You know?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Can you do the spins and stuff?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
And I can do the moves?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, it's similar looking. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
I was singing as musicians. I was thinking as Ventura
pet detective because then you'd have the bird shirt you
do and all that, so pretty much for the kind of.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Walk like him? What about because it's music theme?

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Right? Yeah, why doesn't your wife goes David Bowie actually.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Seems very seriously thinking of going as she.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Looks great in a suit from Labyrinth, and then you
could go as Hoggle three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
If you've got any ideas as to what Jas can
dress up as?

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yes for his music theme than work, do Jase? What
are you reckon about that man Hoggle? That we could
just get the old costume out from back in the day, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Mean it could work. I could pull it off. Probably
In the meantime here she had.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodarky Police.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
There on the radio Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is four forty seven. Let's talk TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Loague.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Last night I watched the second episode of Down Cemetery Road,
which is on Apple TV. Yes, and it's from the
creators of Slow Horses and stars a very good friend
Emma Thompson. It's a story. It's sort of a what
the hell is going on sort of a story. There's

(17:30):
been an explosion, somebody's been killed, a child has disappeared,
and one of the next door neighbors is trying to
work out what's going on. But everybody seems to know
something but be distracted, just trying to get it to stop.
Don't worry about it, Keezy, you know what I mean.
Just let it go, Just please, just let it go.
But there's but she's like a dog with a bone.

(17:52):
She won't give up. Emma Thompson plays a private detective
who's helping out and spoiler alert, something really bad happens
to her husband. He gets murdered. Spoiler alert. It's a
bit of a weird show. It's edis Emma Thompson, isn't it.
She's a bit of a grounding force. She's funny. There's
some good, great dialogue in there. I'll give it three

(18:14):
three and a half busies at the moment, I'm only
two episodes in, but I'm going to keep on watching it.
It's a lot better than a lot of the other
muck that's going around At the moment. I am kind
of enjoying it. I hope it's got a good payoff
at the end. It's a down cemetery road, down symmetry road,
and it's on your Apple television there.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Wow, Yeah, I'm watching a thriller at the moment on
tvn Z plus that we started last night called All
Her Fault, starring your Mate Old Sarah Snook Snooky, Dakota Fanning,
Oh Fenny. When Marissa Irvine goes to pick up her
young son Marlow from his first playdate with a boy

(18:52):
at his new school, the woman who ansays the door
has never seen or heard of either Marissa or her son,
beginning every parent's worst nightmare.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Yeah, that description there is why I will not watch it. Sure,
that's not entertainment for me. That's stressful.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, yeah, and it's a very stressful situation. It wasn't bad.
Actually it was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Australian I think Australian production. In fact, it is an
Australian production. Pretty good, pretty tense, pretty thrillery. And I'll
give it three busies.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Is that it's a series.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
It's a series, two episodes.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Good stuff, fellas. I've been watching a production for a
few months now. Giamo del Toro is involved, GIOA.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
George Miller, Yeah, leasa, do George Miller's than it is? Yeah?
George Miller's Mad Max of course, the Jay's happy feet, yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
L Fanning Norman readers as well.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Why are you looking at me and smiling Keezy.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Because it's a Playsession five game that I've been playing.
Ah yeah, and they're actually all in it as themselves, right,
but holy shit, I've been playing for so long and
I just need to finish now. Really good death stranding too.
It's called right four buzzies out of fire.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I don't think gaming counts in the segment, and moving forward,
I want you to know that it's ban. It was
on my TELL implicitly ban it was on my tel
TV shows and movies. Is what we do here. If
you want your own gaming segment, you and punkson out there,
you can go into the kitchen and have a chat.
I've had numerous for it.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
I've had numerous people come up to me and say, hey,
Kezy man, you sometimes mention gaming, but you never say
what games you're playing.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
So I'm just yeah, yeah, you do it.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Look I'm not saying we shouldn't be you and and
Mike is right, you and PUK should do a gaming podcast.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
Geek boys, geek Boys. That's got a good ring to it.
Thanks man, you can use z that Keezy geek Boys. Yes,
thanks Jason, and don't ever do that again. I'm with Mogi,
no gaming on TV chat.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
What are you old fogies? No work dos, no gaming check?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
What is this raging into the machine?

Speaker 5 (20:59):
I don't mind it.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
The whole ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I welcome back him as of Backbones. Hope your Thursday
is going along very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the
Big Show incidentally brought you by Reburg.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Year Crave with his street food freshly made with Reburg gear.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
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Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, just to reiterate there by the way, New Zealand
wrapping up a T twenty series against the West Indies
three to one. Fellas are the first one day on
the Sunday, and we've got a double pass to give
away to that match, which will be giving away this hour,
I think, eazy.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
We certainly will yet Sunday two o'clock. You're good, you're right,
man's emotion away when it gets to this time of
year and there's one day to start, Yeah you'll finally
we're into the real stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yeah totally, but yeah, get emotional, but we will be giving.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Away a double pass. I believe that game is down
in christ.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
You Oh yeah it might be ye.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
We'll say when and then call on one d hodkyn
when yourself a double pass?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Not yet? Whoever?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Then Hey, in the meantime, let's get back to some tunes.
What's this the Black Keys?

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, good June.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Weird Hot Chilli.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Pepper's there on the Radio Hdarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
The time twelve minutes past five.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Hey, fellows, I've just been thinking a little bit lately
about the road rules that you get taught when you're
a kid. There's a bunch of them, aren't there. I
can't remember many of them. Well, one of them was like,
don't go out on the road. Oh yeah, don't get
hit by a truck. That was one. It wasn't really
a rule, it was just stay away from the road. Yeah.
Or go play on the road was another one. So yeah, okay,

(22:57):
that's what. Yeah, my mum was always saying to us,
go play on the road. But one of the rules
that they definitely say is before you cross the road,
look right, look left, and look right again. Is that
is that what your memory is?

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I I was told to look both ways both I
was look both ways right.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
That's what I was told.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I remember that.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
When we were coming up. It's looked right, look left,
and look right again. You look both ways, Keysy is
wrong because if you look right first, then you look
left and then cross the road, there could be a
cars come. You be dead. Look out for that, man.
I do take ages to turn my head.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yes, and given the of our roads, it almost feels
like I should be look left first.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Right, and then right, and then left again.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
And then left again because from a left.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
But you've got the problem now with Key. You're now
stepping off the sidewalk. You step on sidewalk going to
the road. The last place you looked was to the left.
There's a car coming from your right.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
It's a silly thing to say, Jase, because the reason
you look right is because you're crossing. The cars drive
on the left side of the road, so they're always
going to be coming from your right.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Look you look to the right, because that's the one
that offers the eminent danger. Jase. It's a shame that
you're learning this at thirty nine.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Got to say, I've got mixed up because my feeling
is by looking left, you're looking at the inside lane.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's not the inside lane. There's the farthest laying away
crossing the road after work. It's all good. I'm just
going to talk to you now. I didn't realize it
was going to be this complex, but I did wonder
why we bother looking to the right first, because if
you look to the right first, yeah, that's your eminent
danger one. That's the cyber road is coming. Okay, there's

(24:40):
nothing there. Then I look to the left. We're all good,
there's nothing coming that way. Now I'm looking to the
right again. I think it's a measure twice cut once.
Thing is yeah, yeah, well that's what I'm saying though,
But I'm saying, what's the point. So why don't I
just start by looking left? Nothing coming, looking right? Nothing
coming across the right? I think, why am I going right,

(25:02):
then left, then right right? If the only one that
matters is the final right, The first one right doesn't
matter if I'm going to do another right later after
my left. You see what I'm saying. You think it's
a double checking, like double if you heard this term
double check, yes, but it's got no point to it.
That's my point.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
But you just but like for example, I know there's
a rule with motorbikes look twice for motorbikes because you
you know, it's a genuine rule if you're going to
overtake or if you're driving in traffic.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Absolutely that makes sense. Yeah, to be really sure. But
what I'm saying is there's no point looking to your
right if you're then going to look to your right
after you've looked left, just look left then look right.
Why don't we change it to like, look left? I reckon,
we should change it to look both ways.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Hang on, that's what I want. So I wanted it
to be what it's like, look left and then having
like a really good look right.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yeah, that's like a really look both ways but right last. Yeah, okay,
I think that's I'm glad we saw that. Has it
got a ring to it or something? But I am
curious about that genuinely, now, Like, why are we bothering
with her? It seems like a waste of my time. Like,
I've got stuff to do. I can't be standing around
all day looking right, then left, then right again. Yeah, totally.

(26:14):
That takes up so much time, it does.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
I see your point, Jase?

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Can you never ever walk to work?

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Or from work without me, please, because I'm really worried
about you.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Sure man, might put a little vest on.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
You get a little lollipop.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I'm still trying to work it out in my head.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Actually, I still feel like looking left is the way
to do it.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday evening.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
The time is five twenty five.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Guys who have been having a chat about the road
rule that you look right, then left and then look
right again before crossing the road. I was sort of
wondering why you bother with the second right? Why not
just start with the left? All good, go to the right,
all good, cross the road instead of going right, then
left then right. There's a lot of texts coming through
here on three f Ight three saying you start left,
then you go right, then you go left. What about

(27:08):
this when he just keep looking, just keep looking so
like both ways.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
So you look right and then you look left, and
then you just start crossing and you're still look you
check right, and you check left, and you check right
and you.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Check I think you do do that, but might you do?
Do you do do. But my point is the road
rule that's been created in New Zealand where they tell
you to look right, look left, and look right again right.
You see what I'm saying. So then I'm just questioning
the idea behind it. Now, while we've been discussing this,
it became clear that Jase doesn't know how to cross
the road. I just gn it in his mind. He

(27:39):
looks right and then crosses the road, but the traffic
is coming from the left on the other side of
the road. I'm not sure what he looks left first, left,
as if the traffic is on is on his side
of the road, and it's not. It's actually on the
other side of the road. So we just want to
run something here with you, Jose, because we're worried about
your men, like your eight sight's not eight and if

(28:01):
you look in the wrong direction and stepping out into traffic,
god knows what could happen.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Well, I'm just thankful that I, you know, I walk
back to our cars together with you every day.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
You saved me a few times from rogue glimeb scooter bastards.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Because he was just sort of like run out. We'll
just take off across it. I'll just grab him by
the collar. Yeah, pull back and be like no, no,
may wait here and I'll grab hold his hand.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah. Okay, So we're going to do a simulation, little
simmo here feels don't get a little bit of road?
Anois all right? Okay, here we go now, Jace, just you,
Kevin stand over here in the middle. Man, Caze if
you want to go on the other side, And Jase,
if you could just hold our hands?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah? Thanks, fowls now you see are you like my
dad or something?

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Jase, get off the road for your hands are clammy?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Man?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Can I get some floaty shoes like? Keasy?

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Okay, j Jace, you didn't take this seriously right, because
this is about safety?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Can I just absolutely and I appreciate it. What side
of you am I on?

Speaker 5 (29:03):
You're in the middle, mate? Okay? So Keys is on
your right, yes, and I'm on your left. I don't
know if that helps you in any way though. Okay,
So we're facing the road. Okay, okay, we're going to
cross the road. Now. The first thing you want to do, mate,
what do you want to do first?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
I want to look left there, Mogie.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
No, the traffic on the other side of the road.
That's no good. Well, in fact, I agree, no, I know,
but for this we'll do. We'll stick to the government,
stick to the government rules. Okay. So you want to
look to your right, Chase, because that's where the traffic
is closest to you.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Here, because Keysy's floating shoes are in the way.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah, it's not my faul. You come up to my shoes,
do you so short? Maybe you'll be able to see.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Stand on your tiptoes, man, Okay, all right, is anything coming?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Not that I can see, Keysy?

Speaker 5 (29:49):
All right, Now look to your left.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Okay, I can't see anything because Moggi's massive honkers in
the way.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Okay, I can't help it if I'm lying down on
the ground of the way chased.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Oh God, Okay, Jase, look right, there's anything coming on
the right cars Okay, wait for a gap.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Now, okay before we go. Okay, we're off. Okay, Okay,
keep looking. You've sort of got to keep your swivel on, man,
keep you Jase, look left?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
God, is there.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Anything coming the other way? That was close? Jase. That's
why you've got to keep looking, man, right, Okay, keep going, Okay, Okay, Bladdy,
hell careful, jas careful, You've got to.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Get you to be helping me.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
It's not our father. This is a seven lane highway.
Seven lane. Alright, So we're back at the start again.
Now here we go. We're off again. Here we go,
let's go go.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Okay, look right, okay, look left, my right, you're right,
you're right, stage right, stage right.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Who find is here on the radio?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Holdarkey, big sho this Thursday afternoon. Now the first one
day against the West Indies starts on Sunday in christch
We've got a couple of tickets to give away the flow.
Our phone lines have been in undated. Let's go to
them now, get a Hoops, your mad bastard. How's life?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, very well? Thank How are you? Yeah? Good things?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Man?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
How did you get the name Hoops?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It just comes from our last name, Hooper, just stuck.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Oh yeah, we're so original with our sort of nicknames,
aren't we. No.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I thought you might like a bit of b ball
or something like that. Hoops. No, not at all.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Actually he hates it.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Do you hate? Do you hate it?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Okay, so you're obviously a cricket, cricket fan, hoops'll be time?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah yeah, anyone else want to have a chat with hoops?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
I have a chat with your hoops man. What do
you do for a crust? You're mad dog, That's what
I was waiting for you to my teacher.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
What do you teach hoops? Bit of everything? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Are you free on the old Sunday their hoops to
go along to Hagley Oval? Yeah right, well that double
passes all yours.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Man.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Enjoy the game. Thanks, no worries, mate, love your hoops man.
Bloody exciting stuff, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Jay.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
So we've got a few one days coming out, the
first one down in christ which their hoops will be there. Then, yeah,
he's a teacher, he's going to be there. Teachers a
bit of cricket keys. Did you hear about that? In
terms of the rankings, Chase, do you know where we're
sitting in the ode I team rankings in the world.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I'd say we'd be doing pretty good actually, be right,
maybe third.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
We're in second position behind India and you'll find the
West Indies a sort of wallowing down a ninth position. Yes,
so you'd expect us to be able to tell these
burst is it no trouble?

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, well we did a good job with him and
there are a couple of close games actually need to
be fair in the series. But I would say that
actually the West Indies are better on the T twenty
than they are in the one day.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
A general rule, I think the longer it goes the
West Yeah, I agree. But there was a couple of
years ago, I don't know if you remember there where
the West Indies went over to Australia and they talk
out a Test match. Do you remember that bloody do
two or three years ago? Jez It was a hell
of a game. That young that young pace bowler came
on and tour tour Australia apart, it's one of the
greatest days of my life. So we've got the one days,

(33:21):
but the thing I'm really looking forward to is the
Test series. We get three Tests.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, and also, of course let's not forget the Ashes
coming up.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
That turns me on, guys.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
I'm so fired up for all that.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Cricket, the Ashes in Australia.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
There is no better cricketing spectacle.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
I'm relatively sure that that happens Friday week yeah, yeah,
tomorrow circle there on your calendar. I'm going to is
going to the Stone Age.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Midnight Oil There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday evening.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Hey Feilers. Tonight, after the show, me and Old Pugson,
We're going along to a swanky do. So sounds like
Scooby's like cool cousin, swanky dode?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Are you going to get changed after the show?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
I'm wearing my swanky clothes now, Okay, this is what
I'm wearing to the do.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
I don't understand swank.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
I never have really, yeah, it's what it is. Is
It's not like super classy, No, definitely definitely not. Hang on,
let me finish, but it's like nicer than just going
to work, right, okay is it?

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Yeaheah, yeah, So that explains why I'm wearing what I'm wearing, right.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
But the issue I've got is it's a it's a
it's an event for PlayStation. It's thirty years of PlayStation,
which is very exciting, putting on drinks and blah blah. However,
people that have also invited there are a lot more
famous than I am which influencers, you know.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
The cream of the crop.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Like, do we eve influencers?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
What does that mean? Well, you know gamers? No, no, no,
this is the thing. They don't just target game.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
It's just like the heaps of the warriors are going
to be there, you know, like cool people from other
radio stations.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Will be there.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
I didn't. Yeah that's really weird.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
But I just I don't know how to act in
a situation like that because I'm not a big I'm
just on the friggin hurducky big show. You know, we're
small for Yeah, I don't know how to act. You know,
we are so small for all three of us. I
just don't know how to act around the big dogs, right, Yeah,
So what should I do?

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Oh, you've got to be a dickhead for a start.
People respect guys at are dickheads.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Right, How do I do that? I don't know how
to do.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
I just strut around like you own the place. A strut, Yeah,
quiff as many free drinks as you can.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Well, that's not being a dickey, that's just being.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Just be really loud and obnoxious.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
I reckon if you walk in there and you know,
just sort of do a lap get a vibe for
the place, scout, because I've got my Sonnies in my pocket.
I could scope it out to it. Get do a
lap with the sunnies on inside. Yeah, that's good, and
then just start a keezy chat.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah keysy keysy keys.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
No, I don't just lets people know that you're there now.
Obviously you're going to need some people to join in
the chant, otherwise you are going to look like an
absolute good. No one there is going to no one's
going to know what a kezy chant is. Pugs will
be Pugs will be there. So you get so, you
set Pegs up on the other side of the room
and he starts kezying back to you. Right, does anybody
caller than somebody's having their name chanted? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I don't know about the Yeah, i'd agree with that.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
And also, well, I don't think you need to worry
because if Pugs is going to be there with you,
even I knows who Pugs is.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, you know, you just you just sitt in his
weight there.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
The other thing that you do is you have a
quiet word with one of the weight staff when you
get there. That bringing around the horse nerves and you
tell them that it's your birthday and you get them
to come get the Weight staff to come out and
sing you happy birthday, right, Okay? I feel like because
people have a birthday, boy, totally they do, right Okay.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
So so I'm kind of trying to make it about
myself and then turn into my my own birthday party.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
And that's a good time. A birthday the same day
as PlayStation Yeah. Wow, that's a good idea. Okay.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
I was thinking of just sort of, like, you know,
trying to strike up conversations with people, find things that
we have in common.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
What could you have in common with a player from
the Warriors? Geezym, I meanly their Warriors. Jewsy is getting dirty? Yeah? True.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
A lot of people have met hate the Big Show.
I guess that's what I've got in common with them.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Smashing Pumpkins here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday evening.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Hey Fellas.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
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here in Auckland. The Kiwi Pot World Series is taking
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(38:00):
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Speaker 5 (38:14):
Right, So there's two spots left, but that's one team
and it can only be one through the competition.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Well, no, there's two spots left for two teams. Oh,
but they can both only be one through hdak do.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, good stuff mate.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Now listen plenty coming up after six o'clock, including the.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Big Pole results.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Does yes or no?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (38:32):
If you haven't voted, go and do that right away. Also,
I want to have a bit of makeup chat fellows,
not makeup as and makeup after a fight, I mean
slathering slathering it on your face.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodak.

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(39:27):
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Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, I love that Reburger Report. Yeah yeah, I tune
in every week to that.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
I kind of wish it would be different, you know
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Speaker 5 (39:56):
End of report, you know what I mean? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, Hey, fellows, what a beautif for evening. Just take
a moment to enjoy it. Look out there and see
the sunshine.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Just take a moment.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Right, It's just that I'm on the radio, right I'm
you're never too busy to take a moment.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
You know what I mean, you'd be a shocking employee. Man,
You're a shocking mat Just.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Enjoy the moment for what it is, Fellas.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Now coming up, the results of the Big Pole are
workdus yes or no. Go on the Instagram account and
vote now now now, story.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Faith no more.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
You're there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
But right now it's time four pole.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
And the question was work Douce yes or no? And
when I put it to the team, Kesey went, what
are you that? Of course yes.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Yeah. To be honest, I was a bit flabbergastid by it.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
I know that you don't like people, Jase, but I
like to think that the greater majority of New Zealanders do,
in fact like having a beer with their work mates
after a tough year.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah, I'm not talking about having a beer with your
work mates.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I'm talking about a work do Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
They're like a big organized event, sit in a room
and going this is awkward.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Hopefully with the bosses, got their freaking wallet out and
actually paying you, you know, and actually shouting beers and
or doing an activity or something.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Yeah. Man, absolutely, what's your instinct on it? Make you
like it? And I don't know why?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Seventy people don't like work doce? Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Okay, I'm going to go against you on that and
say sixty percent of people do like worka.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Okay, I know they big show Instagram story poll. The
result seventy five percent of people do like work.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Dood Yeah okay, So how does that make you? Guys?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
For you, I'm.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Comfortable in my own skin, keys, Yeah. I mean it's
getting a bit sort of stretched and ragged now, but
I'm comfortable, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (42:07):
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's right. It kind
of matches up here, doesn't I mean? You and I
don't like it, Jase? Yes, But yeah, I think it's
quite a lot of people, isn't it. Twenty five percent
of people not liking So that means one and out
of every four people generally that you talk to or
a work do don't want to be there.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Only people and our our fan you know, people that
like our page.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Yes, that's yeah. Society is like.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
That's true. That's a surprising result. Actually didn't think it
would be that high.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Well, why don't we because someone ticks through earlier saying
you know, oh, fishing charter, and then you guys like
that's cool. Oh yeah, yes, well why or someone else
ticks through like a golf day and you guys like, yeah,
that's cool, into the golf day.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Okay, well, fishing chatter the why don't we do a
fishing chatter? Okay, you saw it out man.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
I would absolutely be into a fishing chatter. We did
that fishing chatter before I had a ball of the time.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Yes, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
We brought broadcast from a boat, all right, So if
I I don't want to pay for it, those the
only issue.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, well that's tricky. Why don't you ever we're to
Bogsy the CEO the CEO of yeah, or Toddy right
our station? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Or wells Jerry Well, to be honest, out of all
those people, Jerry is probably the one.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
He's probably got got staff on the boat too.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Yeah, well he has staff at his house, so he's
definitely got on his boat.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I'd say so.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
So if I organized that, if I talked to Jerry,
if we get his massive launch which is staffed, and
I organized fishing rods and stuff. You guys are be
keen to do a work due I don't know Christmas
like December. Haven't even told you the date yet.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Yeah, well December is.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Much terrible. Early December filming.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
What are you filming?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
It's not your bees wax.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
The whole archy. Big show was Jason, Mike and Key
tune in four on radio.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Indeed Velvet Revolver there on the radio. Ho Donkey Big
Show this Thursday evening. Let's have a bit of golf chat.
M Keezy and I. We're going to play golf today.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
So did you just throw to yourself there? Yeah, and
with no.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Sting you said, let's have it but a golf chat.
And then you just started chat, We've.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Got a golf sting, haven't we I forgot.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
About that, and we go, we do have a golf sting.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Wasn't that what you meant?

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Yeah, that's what I meant. I don't know what Kezy
was up to. It's hard to know, men, so I
feel like we had to know.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Sometimes the golf stings expired.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Oh god, it's but we were planning on playing golf today, Maggie.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
And then keesy quit on me.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Okay, what do you ever get sick of just telling?
Absolutely young?

Speaker 3 (44:39):
He just texted and said, oh and I doesn't want
to play, so I'm not that keen.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Now, oh my god, you're so full of ship.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Maybe next week I'm going to read out.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
The texts of the batim. Yeah, please do, man, I'll
be honest with you. It doesn't bother me one way
or the other. Was it a rain isshue? Okay, here's
the text, crow, Okay, here we go. This is me
to Jay and can I just I don't know why
man I pulled out. He just said, can't make it so.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Even though he's got nothing on, even though we chose
that time slot, which is only convenient for her and
actually really annoying for us, I tixed Jase, tomorrow's weather
looks better than today. Shall we switch and play? Then
it's supposed to shower a lot from a living onwards.
Oh wait, you're filming, That's what I said, And then
he said.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Now hang on a minute, that's interesting to me. Straight away, Yeah,
why did you send the text? Because you went talking
to him. You were texting you guys where he's filming tomorrow?
So that's not good. So I didn't realize until after
i'd sent the text. Yeah, yeah, I thought it was
in the same text. Ja yea.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
The second text was sent five minutes after he's filming.
It's filming, and then Jason's yeah, but having said that,
I don't really want to play in the rain.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
You don't like getting your here with it, do you? Jon?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
I was ready to go because you were filming. I
was all stuff that we will play today. We'll just
take our jackets. So he pulled the pin. Yeah, And
then I said, okay, shall we skip? And I was
pulled out and then Jay said, rydo.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah, see what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
You a bit down on the dumps today, Jason a
vibe of that.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
You see what I'm saying? Then should I have to
put up with? Hey?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
But on the good side, the gold story the Swingers
Club is back.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
What's that again?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
It's when the Big Show and the Breakfast show you
get a couple of backbones from out in the audience.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
He had to come and play some golf with us.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
This month it is a November edition, so we are
doing it in support of Movember. Every dollar you give
Fuels of programs, research and support the help men live
healthier and longer lives. Don't wait now, donate now at
m Z dot Movember dot com. We are looking for
two sets of winners, two duos. Wonder will represent the
Breakfast team and play alongside Jerry and Maniah. The other

(46:42):
duo will be part of Team Big Show and play
along Jason alongside Jason and I. And then it's the
winner takes the spoils.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, hopefully it's not raining.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Then you have to stay home. We have to pull out,
yeah and tell everyone that I was on that pulled out,
going to be the cheering your on. Fantastic man. I
really want this victory for the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Thanks guys, we need it, We need it. Yeah, yeah yeah,
Hdaky docodo in Z. By the way, I for want
to get yourself in the drawer. We will be playing
at wind Ross Farm Golf Course which is in South Auckland,
lovely little spot there and we will be taking this
on the road next year.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
How good? How goodhky next year? Hurdaky docado in Z's.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodaky.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
One and themes there on the Radio Hodarkey Big show. Geez,
that takes me back that chain, Yeah really does, now,
fell us. I might have mentioned in passing I'm doing
a bit of filming at the moment. Oh yes, a
remake of Lady Chatterley's Lover right. She's been going very
very well. But one of the things, and you'll know this, Mogi,
being an award winning actor, one of the processes that

(47:47):
you have to go through when you're acting in a
production is makeup. Now, back in the day, I've got
to Matt I hated makeup.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
You have to get used to it.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
But people tattooing with my face, spraying things on my face,
tottling with my hair, used to do my head in.
Now Here's the thing about makeup trucks that people don't
probably realize it.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Haven't coun truck. It's generally a truck when you're doing
a broadcast, because when you're on location, there will be
a truck. Even at studios, I'll have trucks right and
you you step up and it's all got mirrors and
there are and lots of different stations for lots of
people to be worked on makeup done it. So when
you working TV more often than not studio based stuff.
It's got makeup.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
There's a green room, yes, yeah, no, the green room
is separate from the makeup.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Room, and I'm describing the one I'm used to, which
is a green room.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And you'll back me up on this, Moggi.
The lighting generally speaking in the makeup room is horrendous.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, fluorescent, bright yellow.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Often you called out to set a ridiculous hour of
the morning. You sit down in the makeup chair and
you look like an absolute piece of ship. You got
baggy eyeballs, you know, big cybals, sex under your eyes,
you know, all these blemishes, sex around your balls, you know,

(49:11):
and you look terrible and it's it's like it's like
when you're getting a haircut and that's halfway through you
just go, oh my god, I look like an absolutely
do fist.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
But that's the ideas. They would see every blemish so
that they can do a number on it.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
But I've turned now and now I'm actually I've tuned,
and now I'm actually loving getting the makeup done and
then them working their magic on your face, you know
what i mean. Putting a bit of moisture, eyes are on,
a bit of sun block in the foundation, getting rid
of the blemishes. Then they put stuff in your hair

(49:44):
and just just play with your.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Hair, and I see it myself.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Why don't I do this every morning? Because I think
you guys agree when I come in from filming, I
look hot.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
I think you look great every day.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
Jason, Yeah, kill the conversation like a random nice comment exactly,
take back there, And I was thinking to myself, why
don't I do that?

Speaker 5 (50:08):
You know what I mean? But you'd have to do
it yourself every day.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeah, that's the only thing. That's the only drawback.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
That is the drawback, and the trouble you've got is
at your age, you don't know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
I was talking to a game made of mine and
they heat well, I can't say they as if it's
all of them, And who are they there us as well?
Aren't they keasy? But him and his mates they all
run a lot of makeups, so they will be running
a foundation blemishter because you're sort of hanging out with them,
and I'm like, you're the same age as me. How

(50:37):
is it that you look twenty five years younger?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Number one, They always look after their skin and always
have done. But also they run makeup, so if you
see them in the morning, oftentimes it's like, holy heck,
yeah yeah, looking pretty grim there, mate. So it is
often the truth that, yeah, that they use a makeup
and they look unbelievable as well. Yeah, so you should
get into it, ja, So I really think you should.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Well, I'm thinking maybe I do like a makeup course
or something like that, you know what I mean, and
can do my own little makeup here in the morning,
a little beauty course, a little beauty therapy course, and
then I could do you fellas in the morning, I
could fix your hair up.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Keasy.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
I prefer to be done in the evening if I'm
hon it.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Well, there you go, your mad barsards. That's a big
shoe done undusted this Thursday afternoon. I hope you enjoyed
the show and the podcast out tro Today we had
to do something that we do every now and then,
and that's put a disclaimer on it because you were
so filthy. Moggie just was in one of those moods
and just was so disgusting we had to warn the audience.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Well, fortunately Pugs has clicked off said disclaimer. So when
you tune inside at seven thirty, when it comes out,
this is what you're here.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Can we put a disclaimer on the disclaimer? Yeah, don't
listen to that disclaimer you get everyone hoardy j from
the picture here. Now this isn't absolute, but we are
thinking about putting a disclaimer on we're speaking.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
About it, well, are we around your kids?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
We're putting a disclaimer on this, and don't play this
around your kids.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
All right? It just gets a bit ra at, just
a bit filth.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Well, Keysy gets filthy talking about in particular, there's some
shocking stuff.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Yeah, yeah, do we have to do another one?

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Now?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
There you go check it out. Now, what are you
up to tonight? Mabe.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
I've got a TV show that I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Oh how good?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
God? So yeah that'll be great. Yes, I'm heading off
the now in you that's the show that you've done before.
That's all I can say.

Speaker 8 (52:45):
Okay, a dog squad, Yes, good luck mate?

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Hey, now, Keysy, I hope you have a bloody great
time at the Game of Boy convention. That you're going
to tonight. Really looking forward to you chatting about it tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
It's not a gamer Boy convention. It's PlayStation anniversary part
which I'm stoked about. I might free it is right
up my alley. Hey Jace, what are you doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Just chilling out?

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Man?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Yeah, I might work out.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
You're going to your lines and chat to my wife
watch sister wives probably.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Know you were.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
It is part of the night. Actually, Keezy, I'm not
happy about it. This is a stuffed past the two.
I'm not a big fan of that. When she bought
a pre made sauce, what's that about? That really gets
deep inside my goat what a sauce? I said the
front keasy.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Hey, you have a great night out there. We'll be
back tomorrow. Till then, see later.