FULL SHOW: Under Intense Scrutiny (feat. Jack Ansett)

On today's show, Jase can't even pitch a tent, Mike knows how to keep a garden safe and Keyzie's got boosie confusion.

TEIMENSHTAMP:
(00:00) Intro LOVE EVERY DAY
(03:28) Going Bush
 (08:51) FIJI BABY
(13:25) What's On Telly!
(19:22) Intro: SICK & TIRED
(22:02) THE CRUSKIT THIEF
(25:28) NAME OUR BEER
(30:26) JACK ANSETT
(43:35) Intro: Trying Something New
(45:38) What's On The Dinner?
(49:10) Trade Tested
(53:08) Jizz in the garden
(57:54) Farewell

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The home I keep the Big Show show thanks to
crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome Big Show,
Big Jason.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hitch Night, and.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Get at your mad Barstard's great to have your company
this beautiful Wednesday afternoon, the tenth of September twenty twenty five.
And you, my friends, is always listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Good Stallion, how's life?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm pretty grassy? Your mad dog? You're six, son of
the baby. What a day to be alive? Man?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Wednesday, Yes, she's great to be alive on Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Well yeah, but the way you're saying it makes me
think you're being.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'm just stressing it, Casey. That's how you put emphasis
on different things that makes people concentrate on them, you know,
like Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Oh does it?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I just did it? Do you love?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Wednesday's keasy? To be honest, men, I love every day equally,
as long as I'm here on the Big Show, as
long as I'm with you guys, and as long as
I've got the listeners. You know, I love every single day.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, you hate a Wednesday I don't mind a Wednesday's overtime.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
No, my bug bear is my Thursday. Yes, we're just
nearly at the weekend, but just not quite there, and
then you'd know you had another day of work. Even
though I love doing the work yet, I mean, I
love being with you fellas, and oh that's a lie.
But I mean I love doing radio. And that's actually
not entirely true either. But I just just really good fellas,

(01:34):
And what a Wednesday it is? Eh?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, man, you're looking good.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
What I got a shirt? Do you call that? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
A cool one? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Sure, no comment here, man, I don't care what you're wearing.
I don't care what you wearing. You don't care what
I'm wearing. We just here to do a good radio.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
It was one of those days today where I had
no particular clean shirts that they normally wear, and I
saw this one in the waterbe w I have worn
that one for a while. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I thought.
I'm getting to the stage, fellows of the short sleeves.
I'm getting close to bring him a boat shirt back.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Hey, moggie, what's coming up on the show man?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
What's happening on the Big show with old mogis.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, it's another great day. Wednesday is any other day
of the week there where you got another opportunity, another
two opportunity to join us in the Swingers Club. Fellers,
We're off to Fiji to play a little bit of golf.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's right, keep an her up for that. Qu to
call get ready to call O one hundred hoduky.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, absolutely. And then later on the show we'll be
talking with comedian and taskmaster Legend Jack Ansett. And not
only that, but Hoidy j is talking about getting into
a little bit of camping yeah, man, which surprises me
a little little bit, a little.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Bit proper off the grid campin.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos and I'm
pretty fired up for it. Fellas.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Here's the black piece, the Whodiarkey Big Show week days
from four on Radio hod I can.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Always think the verve Piper's bush.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, fist fist fair enough.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
It's very similar kind of vibe going on there now, Fellas.
I don't know if you've noticed, but there's been a
change of season. Things are beginning to warm up a bit.
It's getting longer days, the sun's coming out and one
of the things I've always wanted to do and get involved,
and there is a bit of camping action. Now this
is actually true. I spend a lot of my time
watching camping videos on YouTube and it's basically just dudes

(03:30):
going off gred and I know what's it's just dudes
in my case, and I'm watching course and they and
they and they build like their own little shelters, you know,
maybe by a lake or something like that. They fish,
they catch their food, and they also tend to take
a lot of really good food with them and then
they set by their campfire and and just eat delicious stuff.

(03:53):
And I was thinking, I want to get into that
kind of thing. I love a bit of camping action,
do you. And I was thinking, how about this the
big show fellers, we all go a little bit off
grid over the summertime for a few days, you know,
maybe it could take a few beers ease or something
like that, and we go camping for a little together together.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, well, one kind of camping. Are we thinking like
a top ten campsite, power side for a swimming pool
and a playground for the.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Kids, And no, no, I'm thinking I'm thinking kind of
really off gride. Yeah, dock site something like that, maybe
bush something like that, just some we were not with.
There's no one else around. Basically, it's just it's just
a big show to get away from it all, you know,
bloody roasting marshmallows over the fire, having a bit of

(04:39):
chitty chat.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Sure, okay, what do you think like three months or
something or ah.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
No, just thinking like two or three days, because we'll
probably get quite tired, we're or something. Well, I'm not scared,
but I just I get a really bonding experience for
us all, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
You know, if I'm going to do it the way
I do it as I go, I go hard core.
I just sort of feel like there's any point. I mean,
I love your idea about marshmallows, don't get me wrong,
but it sort of feels like you want to get
to the point where you've run out of all your
resources off the land man.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, what kind of that vibe? Yeah? Sure, you know,
maybe by a stream or something like that, we catch
some wild trout well, I mean, yeah, a bit of
white bait.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well, I don't know, I'd prefer I'm more of the
top ten campsite guy.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, you know, we'll look after you man.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, we'll make sure you're okay, keasy, get a powered side.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
You can have a pup tint a tin.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well, this is what I'm thinking. We have a tent,
we have two tints and you know we couple up.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Will be there.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, well pugs will be there. Of course. He's part
of the big show to you know, killer wild Boar
put it on the spit.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
You know.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, we could just take some some ham and a
chili ban.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Could do that or something, you know, some cold press salami,
maybe some marks, some crackers, some vacum packed olives.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Wait, but when all marshmallows, well, I guess it would
be room.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You can stuff a few marshmallows and there excuse and
I realized that you like your creature comforts and you've
been intimidated by being a man of the land kind
of thing.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, to be honest, if there's just like maybe we
could get like an EBNB. Yes that has like a
bush area at the back that you lawn or a lawn.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
And you know you want a stream jay it's what
about a swimming pool?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Well, I mean I kind of feel like, you know,
that's sort of yeah, light the lights out, okay.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, yeah, because what all you really want to do
is pitching a tin, is putch a tin?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Right, yeah, yeah, pretty much. Well, I mean you could
even pitch a tin. I don't know. I don't know
that I can, But this is the challenge that I.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Think you could put a tin.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah. Well, it'll be sagging to the side a little bit,
for sure. Have to sort of pitch it up with
a few ropes and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
You really have to put your mind to it. You
have to content. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well why don't
you try and you go out in the back lawn
and you try and pitch a tent. You put your
tent out there.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, yeah, and my back lawn and pitch a tent.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
So that's a good idea. Don't where you all stay
at our own houses and Jase, you can try and
pitch a tent at your joint.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
And then send a photo and then Puzzle'll put that
up on Instagram of you're pitching a tent and then
we'll be like there we'll go from there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well it feels like that'll be the end of it.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, I'm done for that.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay, chant Man, it's good man, awesome I'm looking forward
to that.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Not kind of what I was thinking about, but I
suppose I could do that. Pitch are ten on the
back lawn there when your space you bit where what
is the lawn?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Geezy, you were shocking say anything this pill jab.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio Hold. I
can the big shows. Swing As Club is back and
this time it's going global.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
So good fellas. Yeah, you're going to, man, we're gonna
play golf. Man, We're going the Intercontinental Fiji Golfers on
in Spa.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
You guys are doing a bit of scuba action as well.
You can come to.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
We didn't talk about this. You're gonna come to.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
You got belt and snorkel.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
This is the sort of thing I'm talking about. Kezy,
what little little jabs like that from Magie.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
He's got a snorkel as well.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
We've all got one obviously.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
But you don't want to come on the snorkel trip man.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
No, Man, like you don't like being on a boat.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
You like being on I like fishing, but I like
just hang out of it. I might hang up by
the pool before my round of golf.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Are you scared of because of the what did you
look up?

Speaker 6 (08:47):
You stay sandfish, stonefish stut of them, But they are
more of your sort of coral scenarios where you're walking
around on the beach and your stand on it and
it stabs you and poisons you.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
The shark tents.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
The tents freaked me out a bit.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Hey, literally, everyone listening. There's a joke from before we
were even Jace accidentally said shark tint. It's a shark
tank and now I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Now we're doing it, yeah, referencing it. It's good for us.
The upshot of all there has been that, Yes we
are going to Fiji. Yes we're doing the Swingers Club
and years two listeners are going to be coming with us.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, it's bloody exciting. It's all thanks to, as I said,
the Intercontinental Fiji Golf result in SPA Fiji, eirwaves and
tourism Fiji. A long weekend of golfing and relaxing.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Good stuff, mate, good a ten your made barstard? How's
life Yeah? Good? Thanks Ja, good on you mate. How's
welly today? She's a bit windy up in Auckland. I
can tell you that much.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Oh when was there?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, it's not too bad.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Enoughing to complain about.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah, good on you, mate, Hey, what do you do
for a crust man?

Speaker 7 (09:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
You guys give me a hard time for last time.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I'm a financial advisor.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Up with your finances. What kind of person will give
you a hard time for that?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
I tell you what actually, Tim, Quite honestly, I've been
meeting up with a few financial advisers. It's good because
I need to know what to do with my dog
squad money, and so I've been talking to some financial
advisors about investments and stuff like that. It's fascinating stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
If we get good yeah, good work, Jason, it's good stuff.
It's really good. If we get you along to Fiji. Man,
will you play some golf with Jason? Also give him
some financial advice. Nothing we can't sort out in nine holes.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Beautiful, We'll be doing eighteen by the way, Tom, just.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Right, he's only keen to do nine next to his
entry their pugs cheers.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Man, he wants to get back to the buffet.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, yeah, all right. Tell you're officially in the drawer man,
good luck, Yeah, legends.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Thanks mate, get a Kyle your mad Barstard. How's life Yeah,
not too bad?

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Fellas? How you go?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Where are you calling from? Kyle?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Calling from Meda at the Rolling.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Green Hills are the work?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
So what do you do for a crust?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
I'm a sparky you are good stuff? Do you like
hey Carl from Madametter? Do you like Fiji?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Man? Uh?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, no, I reckon it's all good eh.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, I reckon perfect. Yeah, you're in. Yeah, you're in.
That's the main thing if you if you like Fiji, it's.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Not the main thing. The main thing is do you
like to have a bit of a whack on a
golf course?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I think that's wad in Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, good stuff. Good on your cars down the line
packs animal saw Yeah, I have.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Hit a tick through here on three four eight three?
Is this trip our eighteen? That's in other words? You know,
can you come over and bring your five year old
to the Swingers Club.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
It's interesting and we'll maybe talk about it later on
in the shop. Got some issues with this upcoming trip.
Oh yes I'm not.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I'm not going to say it's Niri team, but it's
probably probably Yeah, you're right, yeah, I mean no, yeah,
it is you can try, but yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, it's definitely going to ruin it. Yeah, it's definitely not. Yeah,
I didine, But you want people to feel welcome, so yeah,
absolutely keep bringing up Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah, yeah cool. But if the if the five year
olds go, I'm not going, but I'm out. Could be
a good bastard. Oh yeah, I'm sure he is hilarious, fautleous.
You've already got one of those.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Here's the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Tune in and.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Four on Radio Holky Ellison. Chain's there on the Radio
Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four
point fifty two. Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, hey, fellas, I'll be honest with you a minute.
I'm watching any TV. Last night sat down in the
lounge with me missus there and listen to a Pluto
album on my new record player. Yeah, man, it doesn't count.
It doesn't count as watching anything because it was more listening.
Very good though.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Did you just sit there and listen or did you
know or dance?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Well, my daughter did before she went to bed. She
had a good dance, yeah, man, but I saved my
dancing for special occasions, which I honestly don't know what
it's called because it's just got an emblem on the
front of it. But I'll find out for you. Yeah. Yeah. Weirdly,
it doesn't. It didn't appear to have a very. There
wasn't a name and blazoned across the front cork. You

(13:40):
know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (13:42):
How much did that cost?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I got it free from radiodeck. I got a whole
bunch of them, stacks of them. I've got so many
vinyls I don't know what to do with them. Every
time I use the way to scratch them and throw
them in the bin. There's how many of.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Them you use as coasters?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (13:57):
For like really big cats like jags? Yeah yeah, yeahs Jase.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
You know how I feel about that, feelings about what
hugs that that affliction I have. But anyway, I started
watching a new series last night called I think it's
called Suspicious. Imagine if you will, feels a safe house scenario.

(14:23):
Inside the safe house, as a family and the father
is about to testify against a very nasty, nasty man
that the police are desperate to nail. Is he suspicious,
he's a nasty piece of work.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
God.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Suffice to say, the safe house doesn't turn out to
be very safe, and then drama enshoes. But outside of
that drama is an internal drama of the people involved
and looking after the safe house may or may not
be involved in a relationship of some description.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Is it possible that not everything is what it's seems?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Nothing is what it seems? And indeed, one of the
lines from the show is is one of them lays dying?
Trust no one?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh God, that doesn't sound good.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
As a British drama. It's just standy. It's a standard
British kind of crime drama. Watchable, good acting, sure, pretty feasible.
I'll give it two point seventy five buzzies out of
five out of five.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah, you're right, So that's just above average, above average.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
What do you watch that on on demand?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I don't consider we need to work out what this
busy system is because I consider three busies as a recommendation.
Anything under that is two point five is middle well,
three is good, four is very good, and five is excellent.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Right, so two is bid as poor? Right? Two busies
is bad? Yeah, because it's just hard is traditionally two
busy have been very good. No, in my experience, yours.
Three is the middle of the road. Yeah, right, three,
it's good.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Okay, when you say two busies have been really good
in your ago, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Well, I mean I've had to relearn things now that
I'm part of the show, right that traditionally Yeah, two busies,
Like a rating of two busies was good back, you know,
before the show.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, But I guess the thing is like you're always
what you would right to have maximum.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Yeah, you're right, right, yeah, out of a possible out
of a possible five.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
So are you recommending that, James with two point as?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I say, it's a solid good watch. Sure, so maybe
I'll be I'll be kind and say three buses.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Three busies recommend And that's on demands you mean TVs plus, Yes, right, okay.
I watched the show on tv Z Plus as well,
and it's called Here We Go. It's a British comedy sitcom.
It features one of the main guys from after Life,
the women from It Crowds and what Olivia Coleman, Catherine,

(17:03):
She's very Jones, Katherin's and the Jones that's the one
and one of the guys from six Education. Just a
whole lot of people I recognized. And Pamela, Gavin's mum
from Gavin and Stacy, she's in it as well. It's
basically the youngest member of the family is making a
documentary on his family for his media studies class. It's
British comedy. There's three seasons of its six episodes a

(17:25):
season first episode very funny. I gave it four out
of five busies.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Wow, Yeah, what's it call?

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Here we go? Yeah, check it out jas SII No Stop.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
And that Pluto album is called four and it came
out in twenty nineteen. There you go. Give it a will.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Good stuff feelers.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
The hohod Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Ye're welcome back to your mess of backbones. Hope you're
getting through your hump day tickety boo. You're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Pancrafted burgers, loaded fries and eats that will change the game.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Scrumptedly obstious. You're working on a new accent there.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I don't know. I'm just trying to mix it up. Man,
I feel like I'm saying the same four things over
and over and then just going for every time it's great. Yeah,
I know, it's because I'm putting some spice on it.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
It is hey foils, you know, just on the whole
fet g thing. By the way, I'm really concerned about
wearing shorts because I just feel like people are going
to say some hurtful things about my withered pin.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Well, why don't we talk about that for sort of
three to four and a half minutes. You don't want
to just glass over it here. I think that's a
great idea. Jay, So I've been worried about the same thing,
to be honest.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
With, Yeah, well, no one like no one and here
is going to talk about it like that.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
No.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
No, Actually, there's a bit of controversy going on at
the moment in the Big Show about a video that
was made by old PAGs Arm that I refuse to
allow him to release. He's even asked my wife's permission,
and she was vehemently against.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
No.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
She was that I saw the text, she said, she agreed,
she agreed it was funny, and then it was fine.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
She said, I'm sure your audience would find it funny.
It's with a laughing emoji too.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
You know, there was no laugh he was the devil's
face and a rage y face.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh it was not.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
But we'll maybe talk about that later on as well.
But coming up, jeez, I tell you what, there's been
some controversy and I'm sick and tired of it. I'm
sick and tired of it, and we need to address it.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, we'll do that next, shall we, Okay, because yeah,
it's getting out of hands. I want to clear my
not from personal.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
She's talking about coving your bat Pazy.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
For the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodiky Sound Garden.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is fifteen past five o'clock. Now, Fellas, it's
not unusual for this show to be accused of all
sorts of things. I think it's almost like for this
radio station where like the fall Guy for everyone, if
anything goes wrong, it's the Big Shows fall. If anything
goes missing, it's the Big Show's fault.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Well mainly that one, to be honest. And the reason is, though, Jason,
is because I don't know if you know this, but
people people were the Yeah, but I don't know if
you like people work sort of eight thirty till five
every day, you're joking, that's sort of what a lot
of people do. So in those hours. There's a lot
of people here in the Hiducky offers. They see the
breakfast show, they see the daytime shows and stuff, and

(20:21):
if anything bad happens or anyone's wondering what the hell
happened to something, Yeah, they'll just blame us because we're
not there, Yeah, to defend ourselves. The issue this morning
was that Zoe who works on the breakfast show. She's
fresh off being an intern, so she's not exeply flushed
with cash. No, you know, so she's not the richest
person here at Radio Hurdarcky. She has a box of Cruskets,

(20:43):
brand new, unopened Cruskets. I don't know how much those cost.
Someone took them. Someone took her cruskets overnight.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yeah, I mean, first and foremost, what kind of animal
would steal? And well, just beyond in turns food, I.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Mean, that's disgraceful A hundred percent is That's what I thought.
The issue is that every single person, including everyone on
breakfast said Oh, the Big Show took it. Why do
you think that is moke? Why do you think they
said we took it?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I think as soon as you say, they're kesy, it's
out of side, out of mind. We beaver away, but
they don't see us.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, you don't think.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
And then also, you know there's a thieving that there's
a lot of thieving that goes on.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I'm trying its doing that, by the way, because I'm.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Over it, Jace, You're the main culprit. Everyone is saying
it's you.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, so when they're saying, when we are saying to
you that they are saying that it's the Big Show,
what we're really saying is they're saying that it's you.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
So they're suggesting that a bloke who's been on the
drive like top rating radio show.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
And can I say, keasy is the guy that's making
the most.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
As the guy who's easily making the most three times
what Jerry's making, you know, like dog squad money. It
would make your eyes water. And that's the guy who
is stealing crackers off an intern.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, I mean it's outrageous that you didn't that they would,
you know, make those accusations against the feels. I mean,
I am. I'm seriously, man, I'm over it. I threatened
to curl one out before I left last night. I'm
going to do it because this is this is just

(22:25):
too far.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I don't think you're posing the studio in this case
is going to fix the situation.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
There will be a massive distraction. Yeah, I think anybody's
going to be talking about a missing box of cruskets
when there's a massive shit on the floor.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Well no, but what he's doing is distracting from the
fact that he's gotten so used to stealing from stealing
chips from the acc that he's now stealing off of everyone,
including an intern and her crackers.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
What I will say. What I will say is this,
I'm fond of the crussket, but only if there's butter
and marmite. Yeah, so I'm not just going to eat
a nude.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Crusty pugstar. Would you like to quickly on the record
and just say, how does how does young Zoey like
her cruskets?

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Yeah you get that, fellas Zoey likes to have her
CrossFit cruskets worth vigemkee a m oh yack.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, you've got butter and marm mind at Hi made Jos.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Years.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Did you steal the Cruskets?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
If I stole the Cruskets, fellows, I would own it.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Did you know you would it? Did you steal the girl?
Like he's giving all of us such a terrible name,
they just go the book show stole it?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well, if it wasn't you, Jay's who was it?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, well that's what you find out.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
And if you blame it on the cleaners again, I'll
be disgusted.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
I'll buy you a box of cruskets.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
He doesn't mean it. Actually, I've got to pack.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
It doesn't taste as good either, does it when it's
been brought exactly?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Hold Key Big Show Weekdays from four on radio.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Had Cold War Kids here on the radio. Hodarky Big
Show this Wednesday evening. The time is five twenty five,
and it's really exciting news.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Actually the breaking news I can be if you want.
This is breaking news. It's just it is breaking news.
Breaking that means it's like no one knows it's this
is breaking news. We've not talked about it. So just
tell a chicking because you can't just use this sting

(24:31):
for no reason. We can't use this thing if it's
just some stuff. We've already talked about.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
The Fellows are going down to the Dunedin Beer Festival.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Didn't we. We talked about it yesterday, didn't we? And
the day before and the day before it as well.
All right, that's all good. It's just feel pretty fresh.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Some people won't have heard it. Yeah, well exactly, some
people are only they're not on a Wednesday because the
show is so good.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
No, I know, but like, what I don't want to
do is be the boy who cried breaking news and
then oh, here's a big show and then we actually
have some breaking news. So here we go again talking
about the beer festal you.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Know, yeah, no, I understand your point.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Okay, is breaking news?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I just want to let everybody know that we won't
do that again. So it's breaking news.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
So you signaled me to play the breaking news, to
say that we're not going to play the breaking news?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Will we knowed people need to know Kezy and that
are going to take us seriously if we play.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
That's den right, Okay? Yeah, yeah, sorry, Fellows. I mean
that's all right, rookie mistake from alidy J. I'd expect
better from you, ja, Yeah, I expect better from me.
What were you saying about a beer festival, man, Well,
the Daneedan.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Beer Festival, which I've been to a couple of times.
Bloody great time. I understand you guys haven't been down
there yet. It's amazing, great beers, he's great food as well.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
The Danneedian Craft Beer and Food Festival. Tickets available Dneedanbeerfist
dot co dot in z. It's two days, seventh and
eighth of November. The seventh is a Friday. We're actually
going to be so if you buy tickets to the Friday, yeah,
the Big Show is actually gonna be broadcasting live from
a spot at the beer festival, right to be able
to go around and get some craft, bruise, some food
and sit down and pop a seat watch the old
Big Show go to town.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
How good man? Pretty good, really good stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yeah yeah. And also if you're from out of town
and you don't know if you can put the funds
together to get down there, we're actually running a competition
at the moment. If you hit to Hudaky dot co
dot insiden into there, all you have to do is
name our new radio hurducky Big Show Hazy Pale Ale
that have been that has been made in collaboration with Emerson's.
It needs a name to be called the Big Show,

(26:32):
Emerson's Big Show, Hazy pale Ale. Now a few people
have already done this. What do you think of these names, fellas?
The Big Show's Busy Juice? That is really good, really yep,
the Big Show Busy Juice. You think that's a good
name for a hazy pal.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Al I'm going to go down a tree.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yes, right, okay, everyone loves sucking on it. What is it?

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Big Show Busy Juice, Keezy's Cloudy Judgment, the Big Schnoz
hop Honker, the hopped up Backbone, the hard Yards, hducky Pirates.
So you know some regular ones in there, Triple triple Honkers, Hazy,

(27:21):
meat petty Nips Hazy.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, that's gonna be in there.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, that's definitely in the race, big energy hazy.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Like this one's good old Factory ale because your old
factory system is your schnoz I think, so.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Oh yeah yeah it is, Oh yeah yeah meat olfactory, Yeah,
olifactory is it?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah, meat petty hazy? All this one's my favorite so far.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yellow Wheeze of tony ones, and there.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Entries all the Tony entries are through the text machine,
which doesn't count. You have to go to dak dot
co do can you sound from the drawer and you
will win. By the way, you and a mate getting
flown down there from wherever you are accommodation tickets to
the beer festival as well, So that's worth doing. And
you could potentially name our beer.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Because it's been some bloody rippers came through over the
tex So Tony on All fours was one.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I don't remember that one that differently, I.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Really like that one.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
That was a great one.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
I don't think that one came through.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
I still I still have a fondness for the midnight Steamer.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yes I do too, Yeah, the midnight Steamer. So look,
hold auk you dot Coto and zigget yourself and the
drawer there and you could be flown down and we'll
put you up for the night to come to the
Old Need and Beer Festival. Thanks to Emerson's by the way, yeah,
making it all possible.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
This is breaking in what Yeah, coming up everyone, we've
got comedian jack An.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
That's not how you use breaking news. That's he's mentioned
it twice now yet.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Jace Man the whole acting Big Show with Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodakey.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh, nothing like a bit in the tellica A Fellows
on a Wednesday afternoon, the sun beating down, the wind
whipping across the planes. We're going to spitual treat. That's
comedian Jack Antick. Get out, Jackie mad Bars.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Hey, guys, Yeah, good to be here. This is definitely
a downgrade from the last time I saw you in
the Penthouse.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Sweet Yes, of course, yes, we The last interview he
did was in the hotel. Yeah, I personally felt it
was a little overrated. Actually, yes, it was like three
and a half grand for that room. I'm not paying that.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
You know what I mean. Well, it was the presidential suite,
so whenever big like Harry Styles stayed and you won't
know who that is, Jason, Yeah, but he stayed in
that suite at the sky City Casino.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
You're joking.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
The we broadcast from there famously, Jack, and I'm sure
you remember this vividly. I was doing the radio show
from the bathtub. Oh yeah, it was brilliant comedy. It's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it really translated well to on a You could hear.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
The laughs echoing up from the street down below. Yeah,
the whole nation was engaged.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
So if I'm correct and getting that time frame right,
you were about to do a comedy show, then, were
you for?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
They know that.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
It's not the Comedy Festival?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, it was. How did it go? Mate? Talkers through it?
Sell out audiences, people pessing themselves.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
You're pretty much painted a picture of exactly what it was. Yes,
but only did two nights. So that's why I'm here
because I'm coming back.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Is it the same show that you you crafted for
the Comedy Fest?

Speaker 5 (30:32):
That is pretty much, but I've added some old old
hits from the past to make it a kind of
a best of situation, and it's going to be in
some of the biggest rooms I've ever done, so I
could be out of my depth, but that's that's why
I'm here.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
To focus on that, man, Yeah, focus on that fear.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
How many people are going to be there?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Well, Jason, I mean you could probably lend some advice
to young Jack here because you would have sold out
some huge rooms in your time.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Is you're a Billy t winner?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah apparently, so that was before they gave you cash
for winning it.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Before I was born.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Probably actually yeah, probably before you were born.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Jeez.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
But one of the biggest rooms you did, Jace.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Oh look where do I begin? The Palladium was probably
the biggest.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh wow in London?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yes, sky City, I think we had eight hundred at
one point.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Sky City had him been built.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, Wellington Town Hall.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Oh, I don't know what that seats, Jack, That correctly, Jace.
You did you did a run of Atrocities at sky City?
Is that is that accurate?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah? We did, Yes, showed show was called Atrocity.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Sky City could be a number of different venues.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yes, it can be. Well, can I just say, Jack,
we were in the biggest one, Wow. And my attitude
it didn't change. Had a small audience, a bigger It
was always the same. I'm here to delight my audience,
to transport them on a train of comedy.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, wilder them, to bewilder them.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
To inspire them, to kill them. Full of despare What about.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
You, Jack? What's your approach?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Man?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Yeah, I'm just doing my best. Yeah pretty much. Yeah,
it's not that deep. Man.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Are you a nervous performer? Are you pretty confident up there?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
I do get I do get nervous. Only if there's
someone I know in the crowd.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Right, Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah, like family or friends
or something.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Absolutely, Yeah, because you know you're going to have to
see them straight after.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I find it really weird how when people they'll talk
about the first time they even did comedy and they
invite all their mates and their family along. It's But similarly,
I also know people that were really wanted to get
into comedy. I think this is true of both Nick
Redo and Guy Montgomery. They moved to different countries, Yes,
because I didn't want anybody to see them. They went
away and they did it for years, and then they
came back once they felt comfortable that's their mates could

(33:01):
watch them. Was out. Yeah, giving them.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
That's a good strategy because usually what you do is you, yeah,
you invite everyone you know to your first one and
tell them to laugh and you're guaranteed to kill it,
or you just do it, you know, at a dingy
pub and tell no one.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, and that was very much my approach to it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah, And we got a comedian Jack answer with us,
what do you remember your first gig? Man, how did
that go?

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Yeah? My first gig was was actually horrific. It was
in a Mexican restaurant opposite Jade Stadium, and Christo paints
the picture quite well for you. Yeah, and it was
a about five punters just there to watch the rugby

(33:46):
on the tally and eat their enchiladas or whatnot. Yeah,
they weren't paying attention. And I started speaking and then
I froze, and yes I did, and I didn't know
what to say, and I just stood there in silence
for two minutes. And then David Kreos, who was the host,
pulled me off stage and I kept going.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
That is such a great bleak cave.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah, and you came back again.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I am, yeah, well done.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
What was it like getting pulled off by Dave Creos?

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Well, that's happened a few times.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Shall we go to a tune, fellas, and we'll be
back with more Jack Ansid and you can tell us
about the two you're about to go then, brilliant led
Zeppelin anyone.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
In four on radio. Indeed led Zeppelin there on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This Wednesday evening, We've got comedian
Jack Anstid in the studio with us. He did a
massively successful show at the New Zealand Comedy Festival. It
was so successful, in fact, he wants to show it
to more people, don't you.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Jack?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
That's correct. Yes, it's the first of November and Auckland,
seventh of November and Korist Church and fourteenth in Wellington and.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Jack you've called it off Jacket's best.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
That was my question, kis. I was going to say,
what's it cool?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah? Yeah, so it's the best you've got to offer, really,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Tail off up there? Yeah? And so how old are you?

Speaker 5 (35:12):
I'm how old do you think?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
That's the question that the young person asked. I'm going
to say twenty six thirty?

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Yeah I am. I am twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
So do you think you're you're old enough and experienced
enough to have a best of.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
I've been going since I was fourteen years old? Right, Okay,
so I think so yeah, right, that's age eleven twelve
years you're fourteen.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, you're in stand up.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Mum was driving me to restaurants and bar restaurant, yeah,
because I could be there without her, you know.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Yeah, I got a bar shut down once because I
went there without mum and was a cop in the
front row and she found out that I was under
under eighteen and then shut the bar down.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
So sounds like a good, bad, great stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Now, tell me about the venues you're playing, because yes,
saying they're going to be they're bigger than what you normally playing.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Here they are where are you playing? I'm playing the
Q Theater, the big room at the Q Theater.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Don't mate. The thing about it is, even when you're
going great guns there, somehow the laughter never makes it
to the.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Stage like you mates, We've done the.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Biggest stages of the one hundred and eight or something.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
They call it the tri Where else are you playing?

Speaker 5 (36:31):
The piano and christ.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Wellington?

Speaker 5 (36:38):
I'm not even going to suck.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
But if you guys want to get tickets, head to
Jack and So it's Instagram. He's got a link on
his bio there and all the details are up there. Jack,
you have made plenty of appearances on Seven Days, Guy
Mont's Spelling Bee, and you're on this latest season of
Taskmaster and Z. Speaking to Die Hendward earlier this year,
he was saying, back in the day when he was
on C four, he was on insert video here and

(37:04):
all of a sudden his gigs went from you know,
it's smattering of people to cues out the door. Have
you noticed an impact of TV on your comedy career? No,
nothing's right because TV has changed. Back in the day,
everyone was watching everything. Yeah, so you have noticed an impact?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Well, I mean I think I probably more people know
of me now, but like you know, if you do
a seven days like you probably get one Instagram follower.
Maybe yeah, these days, but like they talk about, like
being Hurley and Die and Paul they talk about back
in the day being rock stars abs yeaheah, but I

(37:43):
guess it's all online now and things like that. You know,
Bloody you would.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
She's a slow bill, Yeah, away, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Jack? In terms of Instagram, what do you post on yours?

Speaker 5 (37:55):
I've just been posting my task Master fails to do that. No, you.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Just on task Master actually because it's a it's a
format that I love, the British task mask and it
was really cool when it came over here. We've had
some hurtachy people beyond it as well. How did you
find doing the challenges and things, because we've had pak
so Sarti came in and he like he got really
stressed out every time he was faced with a new challenge.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, it's very stressful. And a lot of people online
they're commenting on the videos, going, why didn't you do that?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
You idiot?

Speaker 5 (38:28):
But what you don't realize is you've got cameras on you.
You've got the pressure of being a funny dude. You've
got all this pressure and you've got to read it
and make sense of it. And then they go, okay,
off you go and go you already read it again,
and then you got oh five minutes quick, you go.
You just got to go.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
So you just have to go with that initial thought
that pops into you. Yeah, the first thing.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
But that's often the funniest thing, you know, you shark
panicking and yeah and yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
It's almost like they want you to find.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Packs are saying that the whole crew has been instructed
not to give you anything.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Know, they don't. They aren't allowed to smile or talk
to you.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
That's brutal.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
But you definitely knew you did something impressive when they cracked.
For example, I don't know if you saw my amazing kicked.
Anyone see my amazing kick? Ah? No, you're gonna we're
gonna watch it together after this. That is the most
spectacular thing ever committed to film in this country. Okay,
you had to kick a ball from the balcony of
the task into the door of the into the caravan. Yeah, yeah,

(39:27):
there you go.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Memorable.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
It was like Dan Carter's Seven Highlanders of the Curl
Banana kick. Yeah, just through the air and boom rang,
not boomerang didn't come back, just when banana. I mean straight,
it was incredible. I don't even remember what we were
talking about, but.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Just what a weapon you are.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yeah, that's all we're talking about. But Jack, unfortunately, that's
what we've got time for. Thanks for coming in man,
and once again, if people want to get tickets to
your three shows Auckland, christ Church, Wellington, all happening in November,
head to at Jack and sit on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Yes, thank you, and I hope to see you guys.
Applying for Taskmaster.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Oh I don't think of anything better. Come on, Jase
has been turned down six seasons.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Yeah, some weezer will cheer you up.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I'm going for Celebrity Treasure Island now.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
All right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll get you in
those Big Rooms again.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
The Whoarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Tune in on radio Jimmy will there on the radio
Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday. And now I'm very excited
about after six o'clock because What's on the Dinner is back.
I feel like, Kezy, you're just trying to get away
with not doing what's on the dinner at the moment, and.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
It feels like it's been going on for about three years.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, it feels that way.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
You don't love it?

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Do you mean when I just do it because it's
a service for the people of New Zealand. Yes, even
though my instinct tells me it's boring, you guys reassure
me that it's great content.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Mate, the numbers don't lie easy.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Can you send me those numbers?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Definitely, man, definitely. What is what on the dinner? Well,
what we want you to do is seeing through your
text on three four eight three and tell us what
you're having for dinner, and then Keezy reads it out
and then we.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Sort of give our feedback on what people are having
on the dinner.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Right, So it's sort of like a very small master shift,
isn't it. In a way not really. Yeah, oh yeah,
it's what's the food? Then we're just cutting out all
the cooking and fun. But are you the boring? Geezy?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
What you know how much you and I love dinner chat? Yeah,
well this is what the people love too.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Men.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yeah, all right, fine, what's our what's on the dinner?
After six? Text through three four eight three? What are
you having for dinner? You could want a fifty reburg
of out.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Cher The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ike.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
It is the biggest show and you're listening to it.
The show, by the way, is brought to you by Reburger, Beef.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Check and Vegan Vegetarian Options too. Reburger Redefining the norm Man,
have you heard about that? How that sound? Felaus? I
felt like I'm trying to do something fancy with it,
but it's not really working.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
No, it's really good as soon as the fact that
you're trying something new made it keeps people on their toes. Yeah, okay, you.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Like it, Jasement he's just sort of sitting there quietly
with a smok on your face.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Yeah, look, it'll do. Umm, it's what are the when
they say vegan, what are we what are we talking
about here, Fellers?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
No animal products right? Vegans about this?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I know about But is that like fake chicken patties
or vegan chicken patties or is it like well.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
It will dependon't it. But yeah, some places do beat
troop based chick pee pey based. Used to have sunfed
chicken sort of things that are the fake chickeny things
which I used to eat a ton off when I
was vegan. Yes, interesting to me now that I used
to be vegan. The amount of meat on putting away
no milk either, they are no. If you're allowed to

(42:54):
use a sauce chicken, what do.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
You mean use it all to have them?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Probably not because the animal rights you see.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Yeah oh yeah, okay, yeah no, well it's not always
animal right, so is it. It could be just.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
It could be dietary, absolutely it could.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
They've got a plant based jackfruit petty.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Jackfruit that's the other one. Wow, ye, yes, jack fruit.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
I might give that a crack.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
They've got some impossible beef as well, which is the
stuff that tastes like beef It isn't beef, yes, yes,
to be honest, that's probably. And they've also got a
black bean and smoked paprika petty.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah, they've also gotten pots. So they do cheeseburger fries,
which is fries with a bit of mince and all
the cheeseburger sauces and onions on it. They do an
impossible version of that as well. Wow, good, Yeah, delicious.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
The Hichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
On Radio Lucky David Bowie the Cat People, And that's
really actually quite appropriate felas about for what we're about
to talk about. You'll be aware that I've recently got
a new cat.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
How long have you had the cat for?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Actually it's been a while now, four or five months? Yeah,
four or five months. Named by the people, Yes.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Jeez, that's right. So we had a text vote. The
audience chose the name and had to name his new
cat Jizz, which I think is a cute name.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
It is.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I've got to be honest with your fellows. She's grown
on me. I'm very fond of this. She had a
little stumpy legs. Because you didn't like it, No, I
didn't like it, well, because I'd wake up and jizz
would be on my face, you know what I mean,
and ruined my sleep. And I don't like jizz on
the couch either, just quietly. But your stomach though, No,

(44:38):
I don't mind it on myst like she will, she'll
be on the lap, you know.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
What I mean.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I don't mind.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
She's malt No.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
She's not really a Malta actually, but recently because she
goes outside. Now she's allowed outside, and she We've got
a beautiful big garden and she spends all her days
catching skinks and things like that to find home again,
trying to find it way home again. Now recently you'll
be aware of the fact that. And I was just
talking about it before. I've been doing a lot of
gardening and we've got a herb box.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
How big is it?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Well, it's about probably a media and a half hour
meter and a half, yeah, maybe two meters by two meters.
It used to be the girl's sandpit, oh, which I built,
by the way. It's pretty bloody, stirny little bastard.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Yes, still standing.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
It's still standing on the paper there and once the
girls all left time, I went, I'm going to turn
that into a herb box.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Well, so you waited till the girls left homes. Hell
were they when they left home?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Like twenty yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, but they were still using the sandpit.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yeah, they love to see it. Man, it was their
favorite place, right, And so I thought, I'm going to
turn this into an herb box. Now, it's fair to
say over the last year or so I got a
bit overgrown.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Did have any herbs in it?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yes? It did.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
So I did herbs that weren't illegal, yes, some of them.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
And recently, and it's not a bit job. I ripped
at all the weeds and stuff out. This is still
a few herbs in their Unfortunately, what happened, what's happened
is that Jizz Yeah, now views this as her new
litter box. Oh and if I think about it, there's
all this fresh soil. It's in a box that's big,
that's spacious, And so now she's taken to doing her

(46:17):
morning dump in there.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Is it a bad thing because does that Well it.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Is when you've got herbs in their keys and you're
using the herbs in your dinner.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
But there as.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Well, she does wheeze in there. She loves it.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah. They love the soft they love the soft soil.
They do particularly of an herb garden and the aromas.
You know exactly your lemon zest.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Those time mint, salt, salt coriander.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
No, I haven't got any coriander actually, but you've got
salt flat Parsley Parsley.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah. The trick is you need to eat. What do
you do that you're going to try and discourage is
what I've tried to do is a bit of pepper.
Oh yeah, peer, she loves it. It just seems to
encourage it.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hodark.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
The Killer's there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this
Wednesday evening. Now, fellas you know, I've been doing a
bit of work around the house, particularly in my deck area,
and I'm thinking, you know, it's actually looking so good.
Now I'm thinking to myself, I need some good stuff
from a deck. You know, your barbecues, you're sort of
seating your fire pets. And then I was thinking about
the fact that we're running this amazing competition with the

(47:39):
mad bastards at trade Tested, and I thought, I'm going
to get involved with those guys.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Yeah, man, you should go to trade Test, to dot
co dot in zen. If you thought about doing that.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I'm going to do it tonight. Really yeah, man, what
you now?

Speaker 4 (47:50):
You've got a computer in front of them.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yes, it's not on, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
That's weird? Yeah, no, trade tested dot co dot in z.
It is a great site. If you're keen to spruce
up your dick for summer. That will help you make
your dick great. And we're running a competition with them
at the moment as well. You've just basically gone to
their website, put together a card of two thy five
hundred dollars worth of stuff and then here to hold
uck you dot co dotts into the camp and this
Friday we could be calling you saying you've won frothen

(48:16):
for that man.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Two and a half thousand dollars, it's quite a lot
of stuff. Actually, we're doing that every Friday this month.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
We had a great one of last week and he
was also he was a chippy, wasn't he? So he
got to do it all yourself? Can I ask a question,
Kim Man?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Of course you can, and it's embarrassing. Yeah, what's a chippy?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
A carpenter?

Speaker 4 (48:34):
It is because that's the wood chips.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, I don't know what the entomology is of that one,
but it feels like it's wood chip.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yes, definitely wood chips. Mind you you know your builder
likes a chip though. I've found when you were back
in the day.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
And your radio host make your dick great with trade
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Speaker 2 (48:55):
Now.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Just a quick thing we need to touch on here
on the radio show Pugs. A great social video of
something Jay said on the show yesterday. Jace, you forbade
him from actually sharing it on the incident, didn't you?

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I did? You know, Look, I'm pretty loose with that
kind of stuff. I did quite a few go through
you know, Yeah, this one I.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Was not happy. I was not happy. Well, what sort
of happens Keezy? And you know you can back me
up on this one. There are old occasions where we
go to air and we're not one hundred percent sure
about what's going to come out of our mouths. We
just sort of start chatting away there. Yeah, and if
we just feed out enough rope, eventually Jason is going
to say something that he will regret immediately, and then

(49:37):
we know we've done a good job and we can
play a song that's.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Right, and then we go cold, Pugs snip that up,
put it on the Instagram boom, four hundred likes.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah, and then Jace worries about it, but it was
it was it was a pretty and it was yesterday show.
Was it was a pretty pretty, pretty, full on little
piece of cote. But and you were briefly worried about it,
but I think you look. Put it to the vote.
It's gone up on the Instagram story and every single person,
bar one you jays, voted that it should come out. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
So it was two thousand people or some or something
like that had voted yes. One person voted no. Pugs
clicked on that person to see who it was.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
And it was well. And we have and out of
all of the polls that we have run across all
of these years, we have never had like a clean
sweep like that.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
What I was just under the understanding that it had
to be one hundred percent years.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yeah, but because you are part of the station, you're
not allowed to vote. Yeah, so it was one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
It's what's the call When you rig the votes like that,
you can't do this. It's not good.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
The shot of all of this is one of the
all time great videos. From the Hydecke Big Show. Is
it up there now? I think Pugs will have it
up there now. Yeah, absolutely, straight up there on the
old Socials, Share and Share and Tager o'clock. Right. A
bit of a wait then, yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Cool, because it would be good if it was out.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Now, if it was out now, going in cognito mode. Oh,
I know. That's that's it.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
That's for something else. It's not going to do anything right, but.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
The whole Aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I King David Bowie the Cat People, And that's really
actually quite appropriate fellas about for what we're about to
talk about. You'll be aware that I've recently got a
new cat.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
How long have you had the cat for?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Actually it's been a while now, four or five months? Yeah,
four or five months. Named by the people, yes.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Jeez, that's right. So we had a text vote the
audience chose the name and had to name his new
cat Jizz, which I think is a cute name.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
It is.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
I've got to be honest with your fellows. She's grown
on me. I'm very fond of this. She had a
little stumpy leg because you didn't like it. No, I
didn't like it, well because I'd wake up and Jezz
would be on my face, you know what I mean,
and in my sleep. And I don't like just on
the couch either, just quietly, but your stomach though, No,

(52:07):
I don't mind it on my like she will, she'll
be on the lap, you know.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
What I mean.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
I don't mind. She's malt No, she's not really a
Malta actually, but recently because she goes outside. Now she's
allowed outside, and she We've got a beautiful big garden
and she spends all her days catching skinks and things
like that again trying to find her way home again.
Now recently, you'll be aware of the fact. And I
was just talking about it before. I've been doing a

(52:33):
lot of gardening and we've got a herb box. How
big is it, Well, it's about probably a media and
a half hour meter and a half, yeah, maybe two
meters by two meters. It used to be the girl's sandpit,
which I built. By the way. It's pretty bloody sturdy,
little bastard.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Yes, still standing.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
It's still standing on the paper there And once the
girls all left home, I went, I'm going to turn
that into a herb.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Well, so you waited till the girls left homes? Hell
were they when they left home?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Like twenty yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Yeah, when they were still using the sandfit.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah, they love to say it. Man, it was their
favorite place. And so I thought, I'm going to turn
this into an herban box. Now, it's fair to say
over the last year or so I got a bit overgrown.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Did have any herbs in it?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Yes? It did.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
So I did herbs that weren't illegal, yees, some of them.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
And recently and it's not a bit job. I ripped
at all the weeds and stuff out. There is still
a few herbs in there. Unfortunately. What happened, what's happened
is that Jizz Yeah now views this as her new
litter box. Oh no, And if I think about it,
there's all this fresh soil. It's in a box that's big,
that's spacious, and so now she's taken to doing her

(53:47):
morning dump in there.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Is it a bad thing because does that.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Well it is when you've got herbs in there, keys
and you're using the herbs in your dinner.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
But there as well, she does wheeze in there.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
She loves it.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Yeah, they love the soft They love the soft soil
they do, particularly of an herb garden and the aromas.
You know your lemon zest. Those are time mint, salt, salt, coriander.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
No, I haven't got any coriander actually, but you've got
salt flat parsley, parsley. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
The trick is you need to what are you going
to do? Then you're going to try and discourage is.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
What I've tried to do is a bit of pepper.
Oh yeah, she loves it. That just seems to encourage it.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
They don't like citrus pels, Okay, they don't like that
at all. Right, yeah, so you could you could, you
can check a bit of that in there. Nice coffee
coffee grinds, okay, because they put them in the other flower.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
But yeah, nice right, because in my mind she's doing
pools there. It's going towards the herbs. They're going to
grow really nicely.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
No cat poos a particularly pungent, really they are.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah, yeah, Well, they don't like citrus peels, right, Okay,
which your coffee grind.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Because such as that's like lemons and oranges Jason.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Yeah, okay, fruit fruit.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
They don't let them fully formed either, so it's not
just the z that's wet. Like if you throw an
orange at a cat, they hate it, especially when they're you.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Know, they're mid yeah, yeah, yeah. So you imagine you're
out there doing a steamer in the herd box and
someone Moggie comes out and brands and orange.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Yeah, I'm actually thinking in that regard. Of course, stuff
of my fruit bowls always going off anyway, So I
could just bet that.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Absolutely coffee grinds. Did you like coffee grinds, especially in
the eyes? Right?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Okay, the whole Key Big show with Jas, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in on radio houcky.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Well, there you go, your advanced and it's a bit
you done and dust it for your Wednesday. I'm going
to go home and turn off all my devices, just
watch a bit of TV and make sure I don't
have a tourtoo or a look on social media?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Is that because of the new video that Pugs is
about to put up yet we're not allowed to put
it up earlier. We have to wait till seven because
he's got a little countdown time of going on the story.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Is he just deleted?

Speaker 3 (56:29):
No, clever, just delete it.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
No, not the video. The timer now the time is good.
It's clever. It's like, hey, you voted for it, and
now there's a time you wanted it, and here it comes,
and then people will be there ready to go at seven.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Yes, I like it.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Yeah, man, plus a lot of people listening to this
on the podcast, it's already out for them.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Yeah. Podcasts.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Yeah. Do you know about the podcast, Jase?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
We do a couple, don't we Two of them?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Man's what's the other one called outro?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Clap?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
We should ever think about that time to change the
name of the otro clip. It doesn't really mean anything.
What do you mean outro?

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Because it used to be the breakfast intro?

Speaker 2 (57:07):
They had the intro and that they changed their name
and so outro makes even less sense. It feels like
it could have a snazzy name. Wow, Crazy Hodges bought
an old Moggie do a podcast every single day Sunday.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
That's the name of it. Yes, that's great. Here's a
clip of today's episode of Keezy Hoodges Moggie do a
podcast every day except for Saturday and Sunday, every single day,
every single day. This is called opinion.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
My opinion of you during this podcast has dropped dramatically.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Keys do you ever really quite a high opinion of me.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Well, you know, I was talking yesterday about the how
sensibly you addressed, but actually now I realize you're just
a filthy bastard.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
A merchant film.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
It was shocking today.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
It wasn't that bad.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
It was real bad.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I'm surprised, Jose, but I didn't realize you were such
a pill, uptight peol clutcher.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
You're prude, man. We're having healthy, healthy conversation with sexual discussions.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Trying to normalize it.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
You know, this.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Podcast they're going gangbusters because you know we're trying to
do the same thing, and.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
You start talking about pounding away Joe, I mean prude?
Or is he?

Speaker 3 (58:23):
You need to go and listen to it now? Actually
do we need a disclaimer on that one? No?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
I don't think ah ah no, no that's fine.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
No, because the only thing there was no like swearing
or no.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
It's fine. I think I think we leave it up
to pegs of Pugs thinks that needs it. Then we
then it gets it. You know, Yeah, well I don't.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
I don't trust Pugs as judgment anymore, not with a
video he's about to release.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
It's coming out soon. Everyone gather around the phone. It's
about to come out as exciting.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
We should do a watch party.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Yeah, we should.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Man, I'm getting out of here and hiding.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Is this a privy yere right now that we're at Ahi?

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Thanks for us into the show. Do check out the end.
Graham to check out the podcast. Till tomorrow, I see
you later.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
Bye m hmm.