October 10, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's poddy, we chat supermarket baskets.
IT'S FINALLY TIME:
(00:00) Intro - Keyzie's Slacket
(04:02) Ciggys vs Vapes
(08:20) We go to the texts
(11:47) Fiji itinerary
(15:40) What's on the Tally
(22:14) The Throbber
(25:25) We go to the votes!
(28:47) We go to the texts
(30:26) Baskets at the Supermarket
(33:50) Keyzie's Dinner
(38:13) Big Show Big Bet
(41:06) Food Hocker
(43:54) Backbone Bench
(46:24) meatpattynips69@gmail.com
(50:11) CYA!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hot I you big show show show thanks to
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, this is a big show. Really well, Jason Hoch,
Might Minogue and Key Oh kidd a man, Bastard's great
to have your company this beautiful Friday afternoon. It is
the tenth of October twenty twenty five. And you, my friends,
as always listening to the Big Show brought to you
(00:30):
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
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Reburger Today.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Rob Golds fights up, botch On rolling and Roup.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
He's yelling today's to day. I mean, if you're not
going to do it on a Friday, when are you
going to do it? I ask you now, Moghan, you're
tidy whitey there. God, you're looking hot. You're Stallion, your
Greek god. How's life going pretty grassy?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Your mad dog, you're six on of a b. We're
officially one week out from Fiji and my prepers going hard. Brother. Yeah, man,
you're looking good tonight after the showing me the going
to the gym or I'm going out to practice drinking beers.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah that's what that is.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
It.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well, I was going to say that's a really hard choice,
but it really is it.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
It's an easy choice.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's an easy choice.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
It is what they say, you know, if you want
to know what to do, if you've got a conundrum,
if you've got two options and you don't know which
one to go for, go for the hard decision.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Go for the hard decision, which is a bastard, keezy,
because that means I'm down at the gym and everybody's
asking my advice on how I benched so much?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Ten so sick man. So it's either throwing tin or
drinking turns or empty and turns. Yeah, man, can you
do both?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Men?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I feel like a real state.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
You do both?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah? Well, can we put it to the people, by
the way on three four eight three? What should Mogi
do this after work today? Binding referreends, Okay, should he
sink some beers ease responsibly, responsibly, thank you? Or should
he go to the gym? You decide? Eazyland now three
four eight three.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Every text in the drawer for a fifty dollars reburg about.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You, now, Keyzy taught me through this outfit here.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's not what you've been an outfit here, it's just
the regular outfit I wear. And I've got a green
jacket on.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It's a jacket.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, that's actually a jacket.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, I was gonna say it looks I initially thought
it was like a velvety sort of jacket, but then
I looked at it. It's more of a shot.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Really, can I say, Jason, look, we'll just get through
this now and then we're done with it, all right, brother,
looks great black T shirt on the underneath, and you've
got the green pone m who's sticking out against the
black T shirt, which I love. Then you've wear in
a jacket there, which is a corduroy, and that's why
it looks like it's so corduroy. That's what it looks like,
(02:47):
crushed velvet Jase. But it's a very very fine corduroy.
And now that's a similar green as the poone armoo
looks sick, brother, Thank you man, thank you. I've got
a big comedy color on it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I was just going to say, that's probably the nicest
thing you've ever said, if there's ever been comedy.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The collar is quite bad.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
No, it's it's great. I'm only kidding. It's great. I
just had to say. It felt weird saying something nice,
so I had to get rid of that at the end.
That's just my nature.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh no, it is a massive colar.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Well, it's another opportunity, of course, I hope is it still?
It must be to get in the draw off with
Diamonds on Richmond for an eight million dollar diamond ring.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Eight thousand dollars engagement ring value.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Has just gone down. We've also got a course the Throbber.
This could be the tiebreaker. Of course, Haughty J and
Mogi tied up. Mogi hasn't had the lead all year,
and Hody J has been given some health information. Last
night we examined it further. It could mean that within
the week Haughty J is back on the darts.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Meant to be?
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Could be.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm fine by the way, fellows.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Here's audio slay the Hidichy Big Show, weekdays four on
Radio Hoki.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Something outrageous happened to me last night, fellas, and I
want to talk to you about it. Okay, I was
sitting on the couch and my wife was sitting on
the seat next to me. You know a little way
away from me, and I may or may not have
had just a quiet little puff on the old vape
there inside on the couch, inside, on the couch, and
(04:25):
then I turned my head away from where she was
and blew clouds of smoke into the far distance of
very far away from my wife, I might add, And
she went, and I went, what it's vapor, for God's sake.
And then and then she said to me, and this
(04:48):
is not by any means medically proven or not, but
she does work in a medical center. She said, you
know a lot of doctors now are say that if
you were addicted to vaping, you're better off going back
to cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And I was like, why did you tell me that.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Because you're vaping on the couch inside.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, pretty much, I think you. Now, I want to
reiterate again, this is not verified medical information.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Well, I can tell you that you were talking to
us about this in the chat. And I immediately looked
at that because it's been my vibe. When I used
to vape, it felt so much more unhealthy. And I
don't know if it was because I was doing.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
At twenty four to seven. Yeah, that's the thing, you're.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Gonna do it absolutely anywhere or what the story was,
but that was how I felt, So I looked it
up and I could find absolutely nothing to back up
what she was saying. However, my own personal experience, it's
a case. That's why I've personally gone back to the dats.
Or I could another option, keezy as sure, I could
give up completely.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Hey mean, I didn't say anything. Man, you just do
what you need to do.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
But I think what your wife's doing there is if
you get back on the dart and she gets more
time inside the house without you because you're always outside
smoking cigarettes. So essentially you move out, she only sees
you for certain meals, bed time.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, that's accurate, but I and she is not. Can
I just reiterate the sort of person to just try
out things willy nilly like that? And I was actually
genuinely taken aback by her reaction to me having a quick,
quiet little vape in the corner there, blowing a fast
in the lounge. Well, it was just add And this
(06:32):
is the thing about vaping, and this is one hundred
percent right, is because it's so easy that people just
need to just sit there sucking on the bus it
all day. Yeah, you know as there opposed with a ciggi.
You go outside when you're having a coffee and I'll
have a ciggie.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Because there's an admin involved, you have to do some
stuff correct. Yeah, okay, So here's some questions. Have you
ever vaped in bed?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
But similarly when it was more socially acceptable. Have you
ever smoked cigarettes in bed?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, there's something kind of hard about Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Can I just say both options are terrible? Continue with
your questions. Please?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Have you ever vaped whilst on the toilet?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Come on, man, really?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, no, I haven't never vaped. I don't know what
the hell's true. Now, No, I've never vaped on the toilet, right.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Have you ever vaped in the shower?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No? Okay, but I do vape continuously in the house.
I'll just slink off down the corridor and suck hard
and then blow it down there and then come back
and all go into the sun room and.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Yeah, so what are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
No, man's got you, that isn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's got me now, I told you. Now, I'm thinking
of bloody Moogi and Fiji having a few dats. I'm like,
I'm doomed.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Man, No, just have some WheelPower, Jason, I believe in you.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I'll tell you what. I won't vape or smoke
if you have no bersies.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Nogi, I want to buy a couple of cartons. Mate.
That is a terrible bit, Jays, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The Hdiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
We've got a double dilemma on the Big Show today.
The first dilemma is my vaping v smoking fellows sure,
with my wife throwing some very unsubstantiated medical information my
way and confusing the matter for me.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, she basically said, you know, doctors nowadays.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
She did say, quite a few doctors now are saying.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I say, which is yeah, pretty ropey, yeah, saying that
they actually it's actually better for you to go back
to cigarettes. People have their opinions on this, Jase, Which
is this one's good? I worked with the guy who
started chewing nicotine gum gum to try quit smoking until
he realized how much of a rush he got smoking
whilst chewing the gum. Yes, so you could just do both.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And actually can I can? I say, quite honestly, I've
been guilty of that.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, I've done both.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yes, that's what about vaping and smoking at once, No,
I haven't done that and.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Chewing gum and having a pet with a patch on
your forehead.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I have vaked whilst chewing nicoret Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That's so cool. This is a really good point here
from an anonymous listener. It shows how strong Keezy is
and how weak you guys are. You know, it's just
a really good it does.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah, although you've started, you've started on the darts, now, Keezy,
that's how it starts.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yes, wow, wait to skim me straight mo.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, a wise and old fool.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So that's Jason's dilemma. And then Mike, your dilimma is
do you sink tins afterwork tonight or throw some tin
at the gym?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Yeah? Exactly right. I've got a whole bunchgowner at the moment,
because what's happened is I'm like, I'm committed to staying
off until we go to Fiji, which is the end
of next week. But today it was slightly warmer than
usual and signed with the fact that it's a Friday,
which is making me want to get on it tonight.
And go to a stag do tomorrow. So that's where
I'm at at the moment. Far it's such an overrainer
(10:11):
for me. Alternatively, I would go to the gym tonight,
be completely brand new tomorrow, get a whole bunch of
stuff done while my wife is at the same stag doo.
So I'm a little bit what do I do? So
the text are coming in for me? Is a great advice?
Can I just say?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And he said, a binding referreendum.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
A binding referendum. Although I don't think we've got the
big poll up. No, So this one here is pretty good.
Do twenty push ups and then have twenty beers.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That's really good. It's about you know, that's bounce balance.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, it's a lifestyle balance like this. Yeah, just take
beers to the gym. Yes, really good point.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Obviously responsibly take them to the.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Weirdly, there's a weird amount of brothel chat that's crept
in here, and I don't that was never on the cards.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, I wonder who could have started that. Twenty push ups,
then a beer and then repeat. Yes, that's a really
good workout. That would actually be a hell of a workout.
You know, you probably do like, I don't know, four
hundred press ups by the end of it.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Yeah, i'd say so, I'd say so responsibly. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I've got a text from the boat the boss that works, saying,
crack into the work beer fridge team. You've earnt it,
so that's nice. I haven't verified that that's his number,
but I'll just take that as gospel.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Well that's weird to get texts at because I always
just assumed that everything going to be a fridge was
ours as a as a birthright. So I don't need
to tell me to help myself. Yeah, yeah, I'll just
do that. Thinks I need to be told.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Right, So the chips that are in the A c
C studios are like a birthright to you.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Jas.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Actually that reminds me Lane's away at the moment. So
what do you say?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Heels yep, keen.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
The Hdiarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Four on Radio Now Fellers, let me just remind you
this time next week we shall be in the sunny
climes of Fiji. There may or may not be some
cool beers being sunk. We may or may not be
having a dip in the poll and cutting bits of
(12:06):
meat off a roasting hog. Really, there's going to be
a hog there always.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Man always actually say we need to have a bit
of a show meeting about the trip to fig if
that's all ok?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, man show meejor show me the meeting. Show meeting
is now in progress.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
We receive the itinery today, Yes, this morning, departure Friday.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Very professional looking, very very professional.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You don't know how to open it this time next
week we will be in Fiji. However, Friday morning is
our departure flight from Auckland eight am. That takes off. Wow,
eight am, So.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We have to be there two hours early.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, so it'll be there at six, which means I
have to leave mine at five thirty probably five p
fifteen just to be safe, which means i'm out of
big quarter to five.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, you only got carry on though, surely you got
to carry on. No, it's bringing a bag, you're taking
a band. Well yeah, jeez, I am only going for
a weekend, aren't You don't need a suitcase?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Now carry on for me.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I'm going for ten days. I'm only taking to carry on.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, right, but you've probably just got the same tidy,
whitey and jeans.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Well yeah, I'm going to have probably two piers of shorts.
Can I just say, fellows, you've got to take a
collar shirt or you won't get into the restaurant. They're
very strict about that at the resorts. For some weird
I'm not even joking. I had to pay a fellow
to borrow his ship he worked at the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Oh, you pay a waiter to use his ship? People
think you were.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Aware of you got he got fired because he didn't
ever call a shirt on.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Was he shirtless?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Shocking, shocking, barsity knew better.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Did you complain?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
I had him.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I had him thrown out as you should.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Okay, so we've got to beat at the airport at
six am. All right, so we're up bloody early four thirty.
That's say to be safeer up Friday. If we just
get there at midnight, well, I mean, hey, if we
want to be saved, we arrive at ten am and
nandy our long flight, hour long transfer. Sorry to the hotel.
It's an hour away the Intercontinental there.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Oh you're joking.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
So we'd better get some duty free for the drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so maybe some some Chocky's but yeah, responsibility, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So that's all good. So that we're at there, you know,
we're at the resort, we're playing golf, having fun, having fun,
having fun.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Ah, we're playing on the Friday, No.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Saturday Friday, we're doing a show live from Fiji and
it will be broadcast here in New Zealand, which is exciting.
Monday morning though, Jace, we have to check out at
five forty five am because it's then an hour's drive
to the airport and then we're back in New Zealand.
So our flight leaves at nine am.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
So it's yeah, so that Monday.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
On the itinery, it seems that breakfast is at eight am,
but of course you'll be at the airport by then.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
We'll be at the airport by breakfast for you, no
breakfast for us.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And it's a Monday morning after a weekend away with them,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
So there is there is a risk that we don't
get up in time and we miss that transfer and
we have to stand for you too longer. So I
just want to make sure that doesn't happen.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
True, I'll be asleep, So if you guys could just
keep it down because it's staying a bit longer, staying
a bit longer.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whole rouse. We'll probably be sleeping together anyway.
At that stage, one thing leads to another.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Keys when you say sleeping together, you mean like in
the same room, but separate beds.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
No sweet.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
The Dudes, the dude, the dude.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Let's have some Telly Champ.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yes, oh yeah, before you to tell a check And
I just point out to the audience that the Fellows
want me to steal chaps because they're just a salute
cowards and won't do it.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Said a word, Yes, have said a word about you're
still two? Yeah, Well, but I've ever said a word
about you. Do whatever you feel like, Jess.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I'm going to steal some hey.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Last night, Fellows, I watched an episode of Band Designs
New Zealand, New Zealand, and it was about a farming
couple down there in the Manuwa too old Baite. There
is a brick layer and he's a big unit but
he's been laying bricks for a long time. He's a
hell of a unit is him and miss has been
together forever in a converted shed, but they've been living
(16:41):
in that shed for probably thirty five forty odd years.
So brick layers but also farmers. Wow, sort of out.
They've got a quarry on the property and they run
a whole bunch of cows and all that sort of
thing there. Jason, Yes, and they built a joint that's
sort of inspired by Frank Lloyd Webber, one of the
great architects of all time. Bloody, I love his stuff.
(17:03):
And they said, oh, six hundred and fifty k. That's
what they thought it would be. The budget. That's the budget.
Do you play this game? We haven't talked about this
because when they say the budget, do you play the game?
I reckon it's going to be this much.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yes, we do sometimes and we always go massively over
You've got of course.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
You've got to play that game. It's a good game.
I said eight p fifty. My missus said one point three,
and it went one point three. Absolutely nailed it. She
nailed it, doubled it. So they were working as they
did it. He said, I just want it to be
done in twelve months. Took over three years. You love
to see it, but a ripper of a house. Great,
(17:40):
great design. The interior design was not was not was
not my style, but team but they loved it. It's
for them though, Yeah, they loved it. And they've been
been living in this classic farmers sort of style, living
in Squalor, putting in all their money into the land
and doing all that. That just hard grafting back bone
New Zealanders. And I was absolutely thrilled for them that
(18:03):
they got this house. I was absolutely thrilled backbones. He shipped.
When they were putting the slab down, the concrete slab,
he was crying awesome because he'd been planning it for years.
That's what he'd always wanted to do. The last house
he belt. He wanted to be his own house. He
did all of the bricks by himself. And this place
(18:23):
was absolutely massive. It was yet was it was good.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
How many starts, how many busies out of five?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
I give that episode four out of five buzzies, not
because I like how much they drag out the content,
but because I like I like you, I like them people. Great.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Double the budget, double the budget, double the budget just
drives me.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
But the big thing was and he should have known
better given him as a brick layer. Yes, but they worked.
They didn't want to get a loan from the bank.
They worked, they had the money, they'd spend it, and
if they didn't have the money, they didn't. Now, ultimately
they did get a bit of a mortgage because they
went so far over. But their attitude was if you
haven't got the money, you don't get it, real old school. Yes,
they're probably about our age. Give will take jose and
(19:05):
your age. And she actually said the words you just
got to go without you got you know, as you said,
you've got to make do.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Now it is a saying that has disappeared from the vernacular.
You got to make do. Nobody wants to make do.
They'll just borrow. Yes, there's young bass.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It's like uki, yeah, I mean I'll make do do.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah. I revisited again last night after watching the latest
episode of Slow Horses excellent, we revisited again the House
of Guinness. And you know that I was angry about
that episode because about that particular series, about the story
about the you know, the legacy of Guinness and blah
blah blah blah blah. It is getting better, but I
(19:44):
will say again that they're overplaying their hand on the
costumes and all that sort of stuff. You know, it'll
be a nice little scene and then it'll rock into
heavy rock Irish music. So I go, yeah, okay, but
but the costumes all almost verging on racist because they're
so stupid, right, but dressed up like a dolly woe. Well,
(20:07):
they didn't like to be sure. To be sure was
something I kept saying throughout it. It was just so
over the top. And then my wife, well, maybe that's
actually the look they're going for us, to be over
the top exaggeration of that kind of blog. But anyway,
two point eight busies, you've done well.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Going back to it, it gets once I don't like
something that's.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, generally shame.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Just following on from Mogi your story, I watched the
TV show last night very similar vein. It's called love
It or listed right. What's the name of the guy
who is an educator?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Is Paul?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Paul Glover real estate agent? Actor isn't a KFC?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Where he looks over the fence, right, He's in a
lot of ads, Paul he is, So he plays the
real estate agent. And then you've got this girl Alex
who won the block ten years ago or something. She
and basically the way it works, it's a UK show.
A couple goes oh. One of them was like, oh,
I really want to list this house. When he tell
me bigger the other person in a couple of weeks
to go, oh, I love this house. I don't want
to move. It has to have that storyline, and then
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she does up the house. He shows them three other houses,
and then at the end of the episode they choose
whether they'll stay. They always stay. This particular house. His
granddad built it in the fifties. His dad grew up there,
He grew up there right he was he inherited the
house from his grandparents, had all these memories. He wanted
(21:28):
to love it right. His wife, he had known it
for five years, they had two its together. She wanted
to list it. So unfortunately she came across as a
massive B word because his entire family had built that
house and he had lived there, and so at the
end of it, oh we're staying. It was obviously stay,
but you know what I mean, like, yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
You can't do that, you can't do that. It's got
to be And that's the sort of thing it's going
to be led by your partner. If your partner says
they want to go, we can talk about it. If not,
it's over. But I think it's That was the producers
saying you have to really yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
You know the conflict. Speaking of up the drama the
Thrubber After five.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy,
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's the Hocky Big Shows Friday Throba, Yes, indeed it is.
What is the Friday Thrubber? Each of the fellows here
in the cut there, we pick a song to kick
off your Friday's celebrations into the weekend. Then you the caller,
give us a call on our eight hundred Hodaki and
decide the winner first to two winds Fellows.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
That's right. Usually we have themes, yes, but we've run
out of theme ideas. We have run out of theme
ideas and moving forward, well, we'll ask the audience for
a theme. So next Thursday we'll ask for one and
we'll do it over the old Instagram there and then
we'll actually have a theme, won't we, fellas, Yeah, just
themes just.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
On that are we doing it next? Friday. We'll be
in Fiji.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
I think we will. We can talk to some locals
because of course we'll have a couple of winners with
us and there's a bound to be a few Kiwis
and Aussie's hanging around the pool. Sure, yeah, sounds good, okay, Buller,
Well it didn't go off, well done.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Thank god? Man, So you pushed it?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, you're putting too much sauce on it, man.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Right, saucy do you want to kick us off? All right?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
So no theme. So I've just chosen a song that
I haven't heard in ages.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Oh yeah, Atlas Crawl.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Yeah, good songs massive when I was younger, huge song,
and then they never did anything else after. It always
a huge surprise to be beautiful harm and He's heasy
one of my favorites, very distinctive video clip crawling.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
But also it's just not I don't think you can
get it on Spotify and stuff.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
That's the thing you can't. And this is what I say,
the digitization of everything because you got to buy hard copies, fellas,
you've got to buy had copies because they decided to
turn it off. Where you going to get your music?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Man?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Amen?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Brother? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
All right, I've got something that's a little bit I
guess pangsand like, oh.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
No, bonfire, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
No, he's just a stabbed skrillets.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I said to it for years, this is a knife
party with bonfire. What do you got woodies.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I went for a bit of audio slave, your time
is calm man.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
They've got some good songs. That's showing. That's not one
of them.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, it's better than the nightclub Phil, you decide he's
gonna give us a call now, I know eight hundred hold.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Aki Nightclub, the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's the Holacky Big Shows, Friday Romer. There's no theme today,
so we just went random a feelers Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Robert, Yeah, do you want me to start?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Well you did last time?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
You not as well? Well?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
What's with the attitude?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Man?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Now?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
As I said off here, I hope you win Kezy.
Really it's a good.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Tune, thanks man.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
So I haven't heard in ages at last Crawl. They
are Kiwi's right.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
They are Kiwis thought Lee's and I went with a
little bit of knife Patty.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Fun Fire.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Oh my god, I remember listening to that when I
was studying you're thinking it was so sick continues to
be Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Good stuff. I went from a bit of audio slave.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
What was the name of the song?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Your time has come? Alright, fellas to go to the
phone lines and let the people to say good a Dan,
(27:02):
your mad barsard hos life? Yeah, very good, good on
you mate, big plans for your Friday there, Dan. I'm
sitting in this here having a couple of cellars and
it's pretty good. You're running with the Dan.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well, I'm gonna have to pick Hardy j Yes, of
course I don't think it's audio plays best song, but
it's the best band of the pick today and it's
better than the button mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Keezy doesn't look happy with that, man, I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Good Yes, your mad barst how's life? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:41):
Good?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Things are you show us?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Yeah? Good?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Thanks mate? What are you going for there?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
I'm gonna have to go with Mogi Bonfire? Yeah, good
on your man, absolute robber.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I love the idea of Dan for pok earlier sitting
in the ship having estella listening to Bonfire.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Gooday Haten your mad bars and how's live?
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Good?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Thanks mate, good one, good good Hayden on what are
you going for there, Hayden.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I'm going to choose a song that I've actually verted
for before by the same guy.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'm going to go with mo you today. Oh my god? Yeah,
good stuff? Hate him, I said, I don't vape at work,
but I'll be out for the next five minutes, all right.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
I think this one goes for nine jo, so you'll
get you.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Three four eight three.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
By the way, what do you think of the Throbber?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
And I think we haten a a voucher there from
old Reburger.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Hey, Jesus Bribery The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Well, there you go. There is your rather this Friday
afternoon of time, sixteen minutes past five o'clock. How do
you enjoy that? Jason?
Speaker 6 (28:53):
I didn't, not even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
No, nothing about that song appealed to me.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I really I remember when dubstep came in, and I've
really got around it because I was studying, I was
consuming a lot of alcohol, and I was like, yeah,
this music rules. Now that I'm a bit older, it
really doesn't agree with my head. My head is just
like this doesn't make any sense. Everything's out of place.
It's like just weird noises. Yes, that's just weird.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Though the people have spoken, Mogie, they mate, they've spoken.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
They're still speaking. Two on three, four eight three. That
was five minutes of utter shite. What the actual if.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Is this.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Definition of a throbber?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
About time you blokes played some decent music.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Throbber Old never disappoints with the throbbers. Look at this now,
Holy heck, get off.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
It starts good fouls, but then it turns into an
absolute shitter. So it's really interesting. It's very it's very polarizing.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
It is.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
But don't worry, Moogi. You're now winning, by the way,
twelve wins. Jase, you're on eleven. I'm on like four
or something.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Seven.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
You're on seven with two estrixxes. Jase is on eleven
with two estrixes. Then Pugs on four and Dilly on one.
There was a shock at two.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I remember Dilly.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Now that you've had your dubstep, we'll get back to
regular programming.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah, sure, have we got some chilies?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
How did you know the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hurdarchy fill is.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I was at the supermarket today and I just needed
to get a couple of things. So I was wandering
around with my little basket.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
There.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
He's a little basket there, you know what I mean.
And as I was going up one of the aisles,
I saw a backbone headed my way. He'd made the
decision not to get a basket, and he had both
arms at full up to his chin, so he was
holding all of the stuff. He had loads of bread,
(30:54):
boxes of crackers, milk, yogurt, just a huge pile of
stuff that he was in securing with his chin. Yes,
it was too it was too much. So I guess
my question is I looked at him too, and had
a little smile at him, you know, like you've had
a shock. No one, yeah, nothing. He was not happy
(31:14):
because at some point I've done it before where you
go in and you go I don't need to troll it,
I don't need a basket. I'm all good. And then
you're like, oh no, actually, I now I remember I
need this and this, and then it's too much. Yes,
And at some point in that process you think to yourself,
I think I need to go back and get a basket.
But because you're a backbone, you don't. Yeah, you just
keep on piling it high. So my question is how
(31:36):
many items? How many items? At what point do you
need to have a basket?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
From my point of view, first and foremost, so I
just want to make the point that sometimes there are
no baskets.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Yeah this is let's let's assume their basket.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Just assume there are baskets. Even if I'm only getting
two or three things, I'll get a basket. Good on you,
because I just find it annoying trying to hold things, and.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
You know, especially with your little hair.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
You know, you're holding down a job, holding together a
marriage phone.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You've got just miscellaneous bits and pieces, and I just
find it annoying. Yes, and so I just go grab
a basket and chuck it in the basket.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Bob's your ankle, plus your blike's got the little basket
on the front as well as.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
It does and the little bell yeah ding ding.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
So that makes sense. Honestly. The one thing that guy's
missing that would have sold his issue is a shopping list.
If he looked at his list and I had more
than four items on it, then you go, yeah, I'll
better grab a basket.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I feel like four is the number.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Yeah, I think you're about.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Right, But can but can I just to further to
Mogy's point, and I think this isn't a truth. How
often do you go to the supermarket and you go
get this and this, and then while you're in there,
you go, oh, hang on, actually I need to grab
that as well.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
That's right. What he's doing is he's doing the popping,
which is a bad way to do it. He's just
doing the popping again. I also think it's age reladal
as well, because when I was younger, when I was
that guy's age, I would have absolutely have just been
wandering around, pile and shut up. But when you get older,
you sight because I think I had when I was younger,
I had against a basket. I think back in our day, Jason,
the basket was frowned upon.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Well, and also because we were too poor to really
afford more than one or two items, right, you know,
because we're on the dole and stuff, right you were, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Well have you guy seen the baskets that you can
tell around like a trolley?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yes, they annoy me.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I wouldn't get angry about it, Jason, really do.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
My head in Why is that? I don't know?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
This is just because you're saying off because you asked
your missus if she'd take you for a ride around
the South Market and then she said no, Well.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Actually the only place I've actually seen there are in
my local veggie store, right to be honest, Yeah, do you.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Sit in the little compartment of the trolley without the
kids sitting facing your wife?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
If I can?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Can I have some chips? Can I have some chips?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Please? Can I have a bit of luncheon?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Hey, feil some bad news. I believe it was Wednesday.
I asked you guys for some suggestions. We're hosting some
people around it our place for a dinner party tomorrow night. Yeah,
you know, not fancy people, but they are, you know,
flash people. We want to impress lovely people too.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
But do you want to impress them? I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
My wife wants to impress them, you were saying off.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
She thinks they're a bitter quality of person than you're
used to hanging around with.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, that's what you aspire to, But you were saying
that a little bit stubby.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah, I think one of them might actually listen to
the show too. But my wife wants to impress them.
You know, it's not your hohohum mynas coming around. You know,
it's people you know that you like or anything like that.
Definitely not Yeah, it's not your mates or anything that mates.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, your wife's mates.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
It's sort of a social climate exercise.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
It's one hundred percent social climate ye.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yeah, the jones How do you know the Jones.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
It's like being part of the Masons. You've got to
mix with the right people and a couple of secret handshakespeap. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Network networking, making connections and in your local community.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Network and going on the hell's I've got to stop
with a stop doing my career any good?
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
So these people are coming around who are great and
that friends of ours and I'm not just social climbing.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
They are great people. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
And I took your suggestions as to what we should
cook and serve for drinks. Yes, so you guys, and
I really appreciate your advice. By the way, I really
appreciate your suggestions. First, the thing I said it was, hey, babe,
Michael Jay said some great suggestions. She said, oh yeah,
what it was like? And I said, oh, for food
for the main Yeah, they suggested, just like a really
(35:35):
big like tray, like almost a trough of porkmants.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Oh, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
What you said, like a tray of This is what
you told me. You seem to make a tray or
a trough of porkmants and have it by the door.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
I wouldn't see that if you you can't. You can't
have a trough of porkmants, that's what you said.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Are you serious, Kezy, you don't serve your sort of
lazy midweek meals.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
I wouldn't even feed that slop to Maniga.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yes, sorry, A.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Couple of things here, can I just uh, at midweek dinner?
Is not a trough of porkman's at my house?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
All right?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I swear you guys told me to serve a trough
of porkman's at the door. Remember they come past and
just ladle themselves a little disposable plate worth and sit
down on the couch.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Well, it sounds convenient, but this isn't about convenience. You're
trying to impress these people, Keezy. You know this isn't
some sporting event. You know, this isn't a game of
local rugby. League down your local club that you mate, you're.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Going to have a stack of white bread there next
to it? Or what you got a barbie? Man? The
people that you want to, you know, get in cahoots with.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
You've got to wake up man, if you're going to
try and climb this ladder. Brother, well that's my bad.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I obviously somehow confused. Whatever you told me a trough
for a trough of porkman's at the front door with
a lady.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
You know what I think it is keesy? Seriously, what
I think it is is you just going back to
your comfort zone.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
That's right. You go with what you know because a
trough of portmant was a ladel in it?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah right, okay, well because she was actually she actually
loved the idea.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, and we've we've bought like a big trough thing.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Well what do we do? Uh?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
What are you going for? Drinks?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Yeah? What's a drink that can make or break it?
Because they're gonna have drinks as soon as they walked
through the door. What are you going with?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Remember it was like cocktails and stuff and you guys
told me to make it? What was it a throbbing
orgasm or something?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
I mean, is it some sort of weird sex party.
I don't think anything of us would suggest that.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
I don't think so, not that I'm aware of it.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Might be.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
So they're friends over your wife. Did you say have
you met these people?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Twice.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Any sort of weird stuff go down when you went
around to their place? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
God the hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodkey.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
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Dilly Hay going Yeah, good, thankss Happy Friday. Have you
had any winds yet?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Man? All right?
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I do a big shout out to Big Delly because
he's been working his hoarse off both ends of the day.
Oh thanks, fellow, Dilly's working both pugs away. Now listen,
I get a see at your mad bart. How's life.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Oh good, and and yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah good, thanks, make good. What's the plan tonight, Seth?
Probably have a one gonna work tomorrow morning?
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Unfortunately, what do you for a crust there, Seth?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
These mechanics backbone. Now listen, big Dilli. What's Seth's choices there?
Speaker 8 (39:16):
All right?
Speaker 10 (39:17):
So Seth? First off, your first option. We looked to
Sunday for Bethurst, Brot Poene and Jamie win Cup to
win outright, which is paying three dollars Brock Phoenie's on
a fly the season. Jamie win Cup can tell you
how many times he's won. Or we looked at the
MPC Brandon at in or I probably butchered that. It's
(39:39):
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Which one.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Of those two would you like to put your hundred
old bonus bonus cash on this, Seth?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
No brainer.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Got to go for the bath.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Beautiful mate, will lock that and you'll hopefully come up
trumps on Sunday. Seth, you have a a good weekend, mate, all.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Right, you two fellas think you very much.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Get on the line.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Man tell me keys he has had a big thing
in your household. Bad first bed, first look.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Once upon a time, it was.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
When you're a young fellow.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I can imagine old Don would be into it.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
It used to be once again, used to be, we're
a massive holding family mates would come around, or we'd
go to my uncle's place. They were all four guys.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
It was always a big thing.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Not anymore though.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Stop making hold them because they're so Yeah, they're shocking,
shocking vehicle, those bastards. And you you were right into them,
were you?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
I mean I did have a I had a Greg
Murphy duvet on my bed for a while.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Ah yeah, inside the bubble, Yeah, inside the bubble.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, Jess, Yeah, yeah, there's guns.
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Speaker 6 (40:51):
What you're what? What'd you say?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
He's guns?
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Yeah. But as he sounds, it sounds like you're selling
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Speaker 3 (42:01):
I thought it was like a newspaper, extra extra, Yeah,
now you're right, it could be a food Howker.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
It might be a food Howker The guys, the guys
that were with the trays stuff that reminds me of
the fellas from the breakfast swer over in the States.
At the moment, Glane, and that was at nine winners.
So Glaane, what's a recipe?
Speaker 3 (42:24):
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Then you've got web Master Joe and then they've taken
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Speaker 6 (42:38):
Eight from Export Ultra. I believe Yeah, it looks pretty good.
It's that looks like they're having a great old time
over there.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
The thing they did was a copy of the Agenda Podcast,
a copy in episode from the rooftop Pool.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
And I really put the hard word on Lane about
that before he left, because when they went to Europe,
I thoroughly enjoyed the Agenda podcast because they were good.
They were you usually boozed, although were hungover, and it
was just all adventures of the stuff that they've gotten
up to. It was bloody good. The only issue I
had with it, as I told him, was that they'd
skipped too many days. Yeah right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
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Speaker 6 (43:13):
Just want every single day?
Speaker 3 (43:14):
What did he say?
Speaker 6 (43:15):
Yeah, it's keen as but you know, see it feels
when he's over.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, still very well to say it beforehand.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
When the demons are hunting them? Have you listen to
the first one I have any good? It's all right,
but they're not drunk or hungover. Yeah yeah, yeah, first day.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
In so could be better. Coming up the question you
asked you, Fellows, I need a problem that I need
you to help me solve.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
You got it, man?
Speaker 3 (43:39):
What are we going to hear? Man?
Speaker 6 (43:40):
I don't know Oh yeah, Foo Foo Ye food Fighters,
Moy Moy.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Foo and Fooey Mo Boy.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Fells I believe the Breakers are back on court this weekend.
And am I right in saying that Keezy on Sunday?
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Maybe you were so correct and saying that Sunday may
be taking on the Southeast Melbourne Phoenix. The Breakers hot
off their first one of the season against the Hawks
and they smashed them. Yes, which is good luck. Maybe
the backbone bench is a good luck charm. Yes, what's
the backbone bench, moogi?
Speaker 6 (44:14):
Well, the backbone benches where you the listener, get the
opportunity for you and three mates, Yeah, to sit courtside,
and you've got unlimited access to the players, so you
can get in, you can go on the court, you
can be a referee for it, you can call the plays,
you can call the players exactly.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
I was just sitting sideline. You need to sit court side,
like right up the front with your backbone.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Shit. Oh yeah, you got your backbone shit.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, that's the prize anyway. I'm not sure about all
that other stuff, Moogi. But the good news is Carl
who joins us. Now, Carl, you there, man.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah, you call your massive back bute. How's your Friday game? Mate?
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Good mate, Yeah good, just out of the old pub,
having a couple of.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
Beers from the boys with straight line builders, old straight
line builders. You don't work with old for old Bryce
and Ringy, do you.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
You don't know that when prizes.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
This is the thing about me, man, like I get
trades and traders get me, all right, So you're trading
in this great nation of ours that I don't know,
all right, that's just how it is. Fair enough, bone
ship dum Carl.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
You've got some mates you can take along with you there, mate,
for the backbone bench. Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
I was ashamed that for my uncle because he's into
the hesn't the basketball?
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Me?
Speaker 6 (45:33):
All right?
Speaker 3 (45:33):
What's your uncle's name?
Speaker 6 (45:35):
Tony is a bloody their dog, isn't he?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I'm actually taking keysy.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah you you good news as car mate. You've won
those four tickets to six courtside this weekend.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh nice, thanks very much.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
You enjoy and joy Honestly, if we find out that
you're somehow cifling off prizes to your mates.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
How do you know them?
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Honestly, I've known Bryce and Rangie, who runs a joint
since he was probably eight years old. Oh wow yeah
back in Levin. His brother is one of my best mates.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
How much did they pay you?
Speaker 6 (46:14):
And his other brother is one of my best mates?
Wow about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
The Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days a four on radio, Hold Ikey.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
But no more there on the radio, Holdankey Big Show
this Friday evening. Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Thirteen atmail dot com get a get in touch with
the failers. It's a real email address reach out and
if we read it out on the show fifty dold
reburg about it is yours and it's one hundred percent anonymous.
This one comes in from anonymous today Fellers. Good, they're fellers.
I'm in desperate need of your wisdom. My husband and
(46:57):
I my husband, thirty three years old. Allegedly a grown
man did a fart in the shower the other day, right,
Except it wasn't just a fart, it was a full
on shot. There was and I'm not exaggerating, actual poos
on the shower wall. Now, I love him, but this
has left me questioning everything.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
What should I do?
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Should I leave him now while I'm still young enough
to start fresh? Or is this just part of the
for better or worse package and he just stick it
out with mister Shattie mcshower. Please help my marriage and
my bathroom depends on its Sincerely, Anonymous.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
First of all, the nickname should be Showery mcshart.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Showery macshart.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yes, yeah, she's got that wrong right right off the bat.
Speaker 6 (47:38):
Okay, my question would be did he do this and
then he just left and she's going on to have
a shower. Where are they showering together?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
What's the That was my question as well, because obviously
there was still poos on the shower.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
That's right. The question is not so much that he's
done it, done it. It's more the fact that he
hasn't cleaned up after himself.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I mean, who has a steamer in the shower?
Speaker 6 (47:59):
Yeah, well I prefer it.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
I mean I haven't just sweeze it down in there.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
No, no, no, get it.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I think if my wife even knew that I had
done that in the shower and accidentally put on the wall,
she would even if I had cleaned it up, she'd
still be a bit like far, what is this person
I'm married to?
Speaker 6 (48:21):
Yeah, but I mean you can see how it might
be an accident. You're in the shower, you're ripping ass
and next thing you know, yeah, you know, the wall's cave.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
In all honesty, that would be a deal breaker for me.
That's so disgusting. I'm not choking.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
I love doing it in the shower. Like a second ago,
that was jokes key.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
But that is just found. I mean, I don't even
pass wind in front of my wife. Littone shut all
over the shower.
Speaker 6 (48:53):
Well can I say that it wasn't in front of it?
She shouldn't mind her own business.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
But he did leave it there by the sound, I mean,
what kind of animal does that?
Speaker 6 (49:01):
It's a part I'm struggling with in short years, you
should divorce him because if it's that bad already.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
He's thirty three, she's probably I don't know, a mister
about the same age, maybe a bit younger.
Speaker 6 (49:13):
You know.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
That means when you're in your thirties and you're dating,
you're into you know, solo pearents, and you become a
stepmom basically, So it's like, do you want to go
through the ring role of breaking things up back into dating,
you know, meeting someone new, getting to know their children
or it.
Speaker 6 (49:28):
Every now and then you just you know, I would
get one of those detachable shower heads, you know, so
you can take it off the wall and spray it around.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
No, look there, you're you're basically making the choice just
deal with the poos rather than you know, find a
new partner.
Speaker 6 (49:47):
No, right, Okay, I'm going to be honest with you.
This is the first time for me. I can't give
accurate advice without knowing what his defense is, so I'm
not I can't. I can't give any advice on this one.
I would need to know what his excuse.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
All right, Anonymous, we're going to need more details. Please
please get in touch and we will catch up on
this in probably like two months time.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Well there you got your man, Barstards. That's the Friday
show down in Dusta. Then indeed, the week over and
done with one more week and we'll be in Fiji.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Can't wait for that, fellas. Sorry, very unprofessional to me.
The show's been so busy. I forgot to tell everyone
about the eight K diamond engagement ring. Oh yeah, they
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Speaker 2 (50:56):
Bloody good. Hey. In the podcast out tro Today, which
is the warm up to the radio sure, what's the
clip you got there?
Speaker 6 (51:02):
This clip was us talking about being in a good mood.
Apparently I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
And I said to my wife, actually the other day,
if we're not out by the end of the year,
I'm going to be.
Speaker 6 (51:12):
You don't want a bad mood much time. I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I'm often in a really good mood.
Speaker 6 (51:21):
It's no good.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
I'm never in a good mood at work.
Speaker 7 (51:24):
Right or a golf But put him in a bad
mood Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Now the big question is, Maggie, what have you decided?
Gim will be busy.
Speaker 6 (51:41):
I'm still I'm still sort of a little bout halfway,
to be completely honest with you, Yeah, I haven't quite decided.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Do you think if you drive past the gym it's
done and dusted?
Speaker 6 (51:51):
Oh? Absolutely, because I'll be on my way home.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah, that's a really good question, Jason.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yeah, you think if I go home it'll be off
the cards?
Speaker 6 (51:58):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Do you can if you go to the bottlestore and
buy drinks?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, you'll probably get a few beersies in you.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:06):
Probably, that's a good question. Yeah, but no that it
won't be much much tonight, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, right, because I got, Hey, Keesy, all the best
for your really big social climbing. Yeah, dinner tomorrow night.
I hope they're impressed with all the crafts and things
that you.
Speaker 6 (52:25):
Buying, and all the new glasses, all the new glasses
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
Yeah, and the trough of porkmints, which is we've already
started cooking it. Apparently Loses had to cook so much
Porkman's we're doing it in batchers.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah, just to fill up the trough.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
You're well you can have give everyone a goodie bee,
because it's what those lardie folks do to get a
swag bag when they leave.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Just filled to the broom with mince.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
There's a great idea.
Speaker 6 (52:47):
I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, just like a like a like a paper countdown bags. Yeah,
just fill that with mince.
Speaker 6 (52:53):
Yeah. And Jason, you have a good week ind two man,
thanks man, you don't forget to do that.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Man, I wined. I enjoy me a weeks as effect.
I think I'm doing that. I just realize I'm doing
that like kimchi making course tomorrow, I.
Speaker 6 (53:07):
Had good You make sure your update us on the
good stuff. Jase Goods socials
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, man, no worries, all right, Okay, so you laid
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Do it.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
He's yelling today's to day. I mean, if you're not
going to do it on a Friday, when are you
going to do it? I ask you now, Moghan, you're
tidy whitey there. God, you're looking hot. You're Stallion, your
Greek god. How's life going pretty grassy?
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Your mad dog, you're six on of a b. We're
officially one week out from Fiji and my prepers going hard. Brother. Yeah, man,
you're looking good tonight after the showing me the going
to the gym or I'm going out to practice drinking beers.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah that's what that is.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
It.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well, I was going to say that's a really hard choice,
but it really is it.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
It's an easy choice.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's an easy choice.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
It is what they say, you know, if you want
to know what to do, if you've got a conundrum,
if you've got two options and you don't know which
one to go for, go for the hard decision.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Go for the hard decision, which is a bastard, keezy,
because that means I'm down at the gym and everybody's
asking my advice on how I benched so much?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Ten so sick man. So it's either throwing tin or
drinking turns or empty and turns. Yeah, man, can you
do both?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Men?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I feel like a real state.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
You do both?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah? Well, can we put it to the people, by
the way on three four eight three? What should Mogi
do this after work today? Binding referreends, Okay, should he
sink some beers ease responsibly, responsibly, thank you? Or should
he go to the gym? You decide? Eazyland now three
four eight three.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
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Speaker 2 (02:04):
You, now, Keyzy taught me through this outfit here.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's not what you've been an outfit here, it's just
the regular outfit I wear. And I've got a green
jacket on.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It's a jacket.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, that's actually a jacket.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, I was gonna say it looks I initially thought
it was like a velvety sort of jacket, but then
I looked at it. It's more of a shot.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Really, can I say, Jason, look, we'll just get through
this now and then we're done with it, all right, brother,
looks great black T shirt on the underneath, and you've
got the green pone m who's sticking out against the
black T shirt, which I love. Then you've wear in
a jacket there, which is a corduroy, and that's why
it looks like it's so corduroy. That's what it looks like,
(02:47):
crushed velvet Jase. But it's a very very fine corduroy.
And now that's a similar green as the poone armoo
looks sick, brother, Thank you man, thank you. I've got
a big comedy color on it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I was just going to say, that's probably the nicest
thing you've ever said, if there's ever been comedy.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
The collar is quite bad.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
No, it's it's great. I'm only kidding. It's great. I
just had to say. It felt weird saying something nice,
so I had to get rid of that at the end.
That's just my nature.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh no, it is a massive colar.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Well, it's another opportunity, of course, I hope is it still?
It must be to get in the draw off with
Diamonds on Richmond for an eight million dollar diamond ring.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Eight thousand dollars engagement ring value.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Has just gone down. We've also got a course the Throbber.
This could be the tiebreaker. Of course, Haughty J and
Mogi tied up. Mogi hasn't had the lead all year,
and Hody J has been given some health information. Last
night we examined it further. It could mean that within
the week Haughty J is back on the darts.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Meant to be?
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Could be.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm fine by the way, fellows.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Here's audio slay the Hidichy Big Show, weekdays four on
Radio Hoki.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Something outrageous happened to me last night, fellas, and I
want to talk to you about it. Okay, I was
sitting on the couch and my wife was sitting on
the seat next to me. You know a little way
away from me, and I may or may not have
had just a quiet little puff on the old vape
there inside on the couch, inside, on the couch, and
(04:25):
then I turned my head away from where she was
and blew clouds of smoke into the far distance of
very far away from my wife, I might add, And
she went, and I went, what it's vapor, for God's sake.
And then and then she said to me, and this
(04:48):
is not by any means medically proven or not, but
she does work in a medical center. She said, you
know a lot of doctors now are say that if
you were addicted to vaping, you're better off going back
to cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And I was like, why did you tell me that.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Because you're vaping on the couch inside.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, pretty much, I think you. Now, I want to
reiterate again, this is not verified medical information.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Well, I can tell you that you were talking to
us about this in the chat. And I immediately looked
at that because it's been my vibe. When I used
to vape, it felt so much more unhealthy. And I
don't know if it was because I was doing.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
At twenty four to seven. Yeah, that's the thing, you're.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Gonna do it absolutely anywhere or what the story was,
but that was how I felt, So I looked it
up and I could find absolutely nothing to back up
what she was saying. However, my own personal experience, it's
a case. That's why I've personally gone back to the dats.
Or I could another option, keezy as sure, I could
give up completely.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Hey mean, I didn't say anything. Man, you just do
what you need to do.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
But I think what your wife's doing there is if
you get back on the dart and she gets more
time inside the house without you because you're always outside
smoking cigarettes. So essentially you move out, she only sees
you for certain meals, bed time.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, that's accurate, but I and she is not. Can
I just reiterate the sort of person to just try
out things willy nilly like that? And I was actually
genuinely taken aback by her reaction to me having a quick,
quiet little vape in the corner there, blowing a fast
in the lounge. Well, it was just add And this
(06:32):
is the thing about vaping, and this is one hundred
percent right, is because it's so easy that people just
need to just sit there sucking on the bus it
all day. Yeah, you know as there opposed with a ciggi.
You go outside when you're having a coffee and I'll
have a ciggie.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Because there's an admin involved, you have to do some
stuff correct. Yeah, okay, So here's some questions. Have you
ever vaped in bed?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
But similarly when it was more socially acceptable. Have you
ever smoked cigarettes in bed?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, there's something kind of hard about Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Can I just say both options are terrible? Continue with
your questions. Please?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Have you ever vaped whilst on the toilet?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Come on, man, really?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, no, I haven't never vaped. I don't know what
the hell's true. Now, No, I've never vaped on the toilet, right.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Have you ever vaped in the shower?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No? Okay, but I do vape continuously in the house.
I'll just slink off down the corridor and suck hard
and then blow it down there and then come back
and all go into the sun room and.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Yeah, so what are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
No, man's got you, that isn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's got me now, I told you. Now, I'm thinking
of bloody Moogi and Fiji having a few dats. I'm like,
I'm doomed.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Man, No, just have some WheelPower, Jason, I believe in you.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I'll tell you what. I won't vape or smoke
if you have no bersies.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Nogi, I want to buy a couple of cartons. Mate.
That is a terrible bit, Jays, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The Hdiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
We've got a double dilemma on the Big Show today.
The first dilemma is my vaping v smoking fellows sure,
with my wife throwing some very unsubstantiated medical information my
way and confusing the matter for me.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, she basically said, you know, doctors nowadays.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
She did say, quite a few doctors now are saying.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I say, which is yeah, pretty ropey, yeah, saying that
they actually it's actually better for you to go back
to cigarettes. People have their opinions on this, Jase, Which
is this one's good? I worked with the guy who
started chewing nicotine gum gum to try quit smoking until
he realized how much of a rush he got smoking
whilst chewing the gum. Yes, so you could just do both.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And actually can I can? I say, quite honestly, I've
been guilty of that.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, I've done both.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yes, that's what about vaping and smoking at once, No,
I haven't done that and.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Chewing gum and having a pet with a patch on
your forehead.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I have vaked whilst chewing nicoret Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That's so cool. This is a really good point here
from an anonymous listener. It shows how strong Keezy is
and how weak you guys are. You know, it's just
a really good it does.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah, although you've started, you've started on the darts, now, Keezy,
that's how it starts.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yes, wow, wait to skim me straight mo.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, a wise and old fool.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So that's Jason's dilemma. And then Mike, your dilimma is
do you sink tins afterwork tonight or throw some tin
at the gym?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Yeah? Exactly right. I've got a whole bunchgowner at the moment,
because what's happened is I'm like, I'm committed to staying
off until we go to Fiji, which is the end
of next week. But today it was slightly warmer than
usual and signed with the fact that it's a Friday,
which is making me want to get on it tonight.
And go to a stag do tomorrow. So that's where
I'm at at the moment. Far it's such an overrainer
(10:11):
for me. Alternatively, I would go to the gym tonight,
be completely brand new tomorrow, get a whole bunch of
stuff done while my wife is at the same stag doo.
So I'm a little bit what do I do? So
the text are coming in for me? Is a great advice?
Can I just say?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
And he said, a binding referreendum.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
A binding referendum. Although I don't think we've got the
big poll up. No, So this one here is pretty good.
Do twenty push ups and then have twenty beers.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That's really good. It's about you know, that's bounce balance.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, it's a lifestyle balance like this. Yeah, just take
beers to the gym. Yes, really good point.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Obviously responsibly take them to the.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Weirdly, there's a weird amount of brothel chat that's crept
in here, and I don't that was never on the cards.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, I wonder who could have started that. Twenty push ups,
then a beer and then repeat. Yes, that's a really
good workout. That would actually be a hell of a workout.
You know, you probably do like, I don't know, four
hundred press ups by the end of it.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Yeah, i'd say so, I'd say so responsibly. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I've got a text from the boat the boss that works, saying,
crack into the work beer fridge team. You've earnt it,
so that's nice. I haven't verified that that's his number,
but I'll just take that as gospel.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Well that's weird to get texts at because I always
just assumed that everything going to be a fridge was
ours as a as a birthright. So I don't need
to tell me to help myself. Yeah, yeah, I'll just
do that. Thinks I need to be told.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Right, So the chips that are in the A c
C studios are like a birthright to you.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Jas.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Actually that reminds me Lane's away at the moment. So
what do you say?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Heels yep, keen.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
The Hdiarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Four on Radio Now Fellers, let me just remind you
this time next week we shall be in the sunny
climes of Fiji. There may or may not be some
cool beers being sunk. We may or may not be
having a dip in the poll and cutting bits of
(12:06):
meat off a roasting hog. Really, there's going to be
a hog there always.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Man always actually say we need to have a bit
of a show meeting about the trip to fig if
that's all ok?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, man show meejor show me the meeting. Show meeting
is now in progress.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
We receive the itinery today, Yes, this morning, departure Friday.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Very professional looking, very very professional.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You don't know how to open it this time next
week we will be in Fiji. However, Friday morning is
our departure flight from Auckland eight am. That takes off. Wow,
eight am, So.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We have to be there two hours early.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, so it'll be there at six, which means I
have to leave mine at five thirty probably five p
fifteen just to be safe, which means i'm out of
big quarter to five.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, you only got carry on though, surely you got
to carry on. No, it's bringing a bag, you're taking
a band. Well yeah, jeez, I am only going for
a weekend, aren't You don't need a suitcase?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Now carry on for me.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I'm going for ten days. I'm only taking to carry on.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, right, but you've probably just got the same tidy,
whitey and jeans.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Well yeah, I'm going to have probably two piers of shorts.
Can I just say, fellows, you've got to take a
collar shirt or you won't get into the restaurant. They're
very strict about that at the resorts. For some weird
I'm not even joking. I had to pay a fellow
to borrow his ship he worked at the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Oh, you pay a waiter to use his ship? People
think you were.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Aware of you got he got fired because he didn't
ever call a shirt on.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Was he shirtless?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Shocking, shocking, barsity knew better.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Did you complain?
Speaker 6 (13:40):
I had him.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I had him thrown out as you should.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Okay, so we've got to beat at the airport at
six am. All right, so we're up bloody early four thirty.
That's say to be safeer up Friday. If we just
get there at midnight, well, I mean, hey, if we
want to be saved, we arrive at ten am and
nandy our long flight, hour long transfer. Sorry to the hotel.
It's an hour away the Intercontinental there.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Oh you're joking.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
So we'd better get some duty free for the drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so maybe some some Chocky's but yeah, responsibility, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So that's all good. So that we're at there, you know,
we're at the resort, we're playing golf, having fun, having fun,
having fun.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Ah, we're playing on the Friday, No.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Saturday Friday, we're doing a show live from Fiji and
it will be broadcast here in New Zealand, which is exciting.
Monday morning though, Jace, we have to check out at
five forty five am because it's then an hour's drive
to the airport and then we're back in New Zealand.
So our flight leaves at nine am.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
So it's yeah, so that Monday.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
On the itinery, it seems that breakfast is at eight am,
but of course you'll be at the airport by then.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
We'll be at the airport by breakfast for you, no
breakfast for us.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And it's a Monday morning after a weekend away with them,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
So there is there is a risk that we don't
get up in time and we miss that transfer and
we have to stand for you too longer. So I
just want to make sure that doesn't happen.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
True, I'll be asleep, So if you guys could just
keep it down because it's staying a bit longer, staying
a bit longer.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whole rouse. We'll probably be sleeping together anyway.
At that stage, one thing leads to another.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Keys when you say sleeping together, you mean like in
the same room, but separate beds.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
No sweet.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
The Dudes, the dude, the dude.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Let's have some Telly Champ.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yes, oh yeah, before you to tell a check And
I just point out to the audience that the Fellows
want me to steal chaps because they're just a salute
cowards and won't do it.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Said a word, Yes, have said a word about you're
still two? Yeah, Well, but I've ever said a word
about you. Do whatever you feel like, Jess.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I'm going to steal some hey.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Last night, Fellows, I watched an episode of Band Designs
New Zealand, New Zealand, and it was about a farming
couple down there in the Manuwa too old Baite. There
is a brick layer and he's a big unit but
he's been laying bricks for a long time. He's a
hell of a unit is him and miss has been
together forever in a converted shed, but they've been living
(16:41):
in that shed for probably thirty five forty odd years.
So brick layers but also farmers. Wow, sort of out.
They've got a quarry on the property and they run
a whole bunch of cows and all that sort of
thing there. Jason, Yes, and they built a joint that's
sort of inspired by Frank Lloyd Webber, one of the
great architects of all time. Bloody, I love his stuff.
(17:03):
And they said, oh, six hundred and fifty k. That's
what they thought it would be. The budget. That's the budget.
Do you play this game? We haven't talked about this
because when they say the budget, do you play the game?
I reckon it's going to be this much.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yes, we do sometimes and we always go massively over
You've got of course.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
You've got to play that game. It's a good game.
I said eight p fifty. My missus said one point three,
and it went one point three. Absolutely nailed it. She
nailed it, doubled it. So they were working as they
did it. He said, I just want it to be
done in twelve months. Took over three years. You love
to see it, but a ripper of a house. Great,
(17:40):
great design. The interior design was not was not was
not my style, but team but they loved it. It's
for them though, Yeah, they loved it. And they've been
been living in this classic farmers sort of style, living
in Squalor, putting in all their money into the land
and doing all that. That just hard grafting back bone
New Zealanders. And I was absolutely thrilled for them that
(18:03):
they got this house. I was absolutely thrilled backbones. He shipped.
When they were putting the slab down, the concrete slab,
he was crying awesome because he'd been planning it for years.
That's what he'd always wanted to do. The last house
he belt. He wanted to be his own house. He
did all of the bricks by himself. And this place
(18:23):
was absolutely massive. It was yet was it was good.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
How many starts, how many busies out of five?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
I give that episode four out of five buzzies, not
because I like how much they drag out the content,
but because I like I like you, I like them people. Great.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Double the budget, double the budget, double the budget just
drives me.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
But the big thing was and he should have known
better given him as a brick layer. Yes, but they worked.
They didn't want to get a loan from the bank.
They worked, they had the money, they'd spend it, and
if they didn't have the money, they didn't. Now, ultimately
they did get a bit of a mortgage because they
went so far over. But their attitude was if you
haven't got the money, you don't get it, real old school. Yes,
they're probably about our age. Give will take jose and
(19:05):
your age. And she actually said the words you just
got to go without you got you know, as you said,
you've got to make do.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Now it is a saying that has disappeared from the vernacular.
You got to make do. Nobody wants to make do.
They'll just borrow. Yes, there's young bass.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It's like uki, yeah, I mean I'll make do do.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah. I revisited again last night after watching the latest
episode of Slow Horses excellent, we revisited again the House
of Guinness. And you know that I was angry about
that episode because about that particular series, about the story
about the you know, the legacy of Guinness and blah
blah blah blah blah. It is getting better, but I
(19:44):
will say again that they're overplaying their hand on the
costumes and all that sort of stuff. You know, it'll
be a nice little scene and then it'll rock into
heavy rock Irish music. So I go, yeah, okay, but
but the costumes all almost verging on racist because they're
so stupid, right, but dressed up like a dolly woe. Well,
(20:07):
they didn't like to be sure. To be sure was
something I kept saying throughout it. It was just so
over the top. And then my wife, well, maybe that's
actually the look they're going for us, to be over
the top exaggeration of that kind of blog. But anyway,
two point eight busies, you've done well.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Going back to it, it gets once I don't like
something that's.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, generally shame.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Just following on from Mogi your story, I watched the
TV show last night very similar vein. It's called love
It or listed right. What's the name of the guy
who is an educator?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Is Paul?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Paul Glover real estate agent? Actor isn't a KFC?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Where he looks over the fence, right, He's in a
lot of ads, Paul he is, So he plays the
real estate agent. And then you've got this girl Alex
who won the block ten years ago or something. She
and basically the way it works, it's a UK show.
A couple goes oh. One of them was like, oh,
I really want to list this house. When he tell
me bigger the other person in a couple of weeks
to go, oh, I love this house. I don't want
to move. It has to have that storyline, and then
(21:07):
she does up the house. He shows them three other houses,
and then at the end of the episode they choose
whether they'll stay. They always stay. This particular house. His
granddad built it in the fifties. His dad grew up there,
He grew up there right he was he inherited the
house from his grandparents, had all these memories. He wanted
(21:28):
to love it right. His wife, he had known it
for five years, they had two its together. She wanted
to list it. So unfortunately she came across as a
massive B word because his entire family had built that
house and he had lived there, and so at the
end of it, oh we're staying. It was obviously stay,
but you know what I mean, like, yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
You can't do that, you can't do that. It's got
to be And that's the sort of thing it's going
to be led by your partner. If your partner says
they want to go, we can talk about it. If not,
it's over. But I think it's That was the producers
saying you have to really yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
You know the conflict. Speaking of up the drama the
Thrubber After five.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy,
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's the Hocky Big Shows Friday Throba, Yes, indeed it is.
What is the Friday Thrubber? Each of the fellows here
in the cut there, we pick a song to kick
off your Friday's celebrations into the weekend. Then you the caller,
give us a call on our eight hundred Hodaki and
decide the winner first to two winds Fellows.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
That's right. Usually we have themes, yes, but we've run
out of theme ideas. We have run out of theme
ideas and moving forward, well, we'll ask the audience for
a theme. So next Thursday we'll ask for one and
we'll do it over the old Instagram there and then
we'll actually have a theme, won't we, fellas, Yeah, just
themes just.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
On that are we doing it next? Friday. We'll be
in Fiji.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
I think we will. We can talk to some locals
because of course we'll have a couple of winners with
us and there's a bound to be a few Kiwis
and Aussie's hanging around the pool. Sure, yeah, sounds good, okay, Buller,
Well it didn't go off, well done.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Thank god? Man, So you pushed it?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, you're putting too much sauce on it, man.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Right, saucy do you want to kick us off? All right?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
So no theme. So I've just chosen a song that
I haven't heard in ages.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Oh yeah, Atlas Crawl.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Yeah, good songs massive when I was younger, huge song,
and then they never did anything else after. It always
a huge surprise to be beautiful harm and He's heasy
one of my favorites, very distinctive video clip crawling.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
But also it's just not I don't think you can
get it on Spotify and stuff.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
That's the thing you can't. And this is what I say,
the digitization of everything because you got to buy hard copies, fellas,
you've got to buy had copies because they decided to
turn it off. Where you going to get your music?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Man?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Amen?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Brother? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
All right, I've got something that's a little bit I
guess pangsand like, oh.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
No, bonfire, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
No, he's just a stabbed skrillets.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I said to it for years, this is a knife
party with bonfire. What do you got woodies.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I went for a bit of audio slave, your time
is calm man.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
They've got some good songs. That's showing. That's not one
of them.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, it's better than the nightclub Phil, you decide he's
gonna give us a call now, I know eight hundred hold.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Aki Nightclub, the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's the Holacky Big Shows, Friday Romer. There's no theme today,
so we just went random a feelers Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Robert, Yeah, do you want me to start?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Well you did last time?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
You not as well? Well?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
What's with the attitude?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Man?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Now?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
As I said off here, I hope you win Kezy.
Really it's a good.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Tune, thanks man.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
So I haven't heard in ages at last Crawl. They
are Kiwi's right.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
They are Kiwis thought Lee's and I went with a
little bit of knife Patty.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Fun Fire.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Oh my god, I remember listening to that when I
was studying you're thinking it was so sick continues to
be Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Good stuff. I went from a bit of audio slave.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
What was the name of the song?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Your time has come? Alright, fellas to go to the
phone lines and let the people to say good a Dan,
(27:02):
your mad barsard hos life? Yeah, very good, good on
you mate, big plans for your Friday there, Dan. I'm
sitting in this here having a couple of cellars and
it's pretty good. You're running with the Dan.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well, I'm gonna have to pick Hardy j Yes, of
course I don't think it's audio plays best song, but
it's the best band of the pick today and it's
better than the button mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Keezy doesn't look happy with that, man, I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Good Yes, your mad barst how's life? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:41):
Good?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Things are you show us?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Yeah? Good?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Thanks mate? What are you going for there?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
I'm gonna have to go with Mogi Bonfire? Yeah, good
on your man, absolute robber.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I love the idea of Dan for pok earlier sitting
in the ship having estella listening to Bonfire.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Gooday Haten your mad bars and how's live?
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Good?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Thanks mate, good one, good good Hayden on what are
you going for there, Hayden.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I'm going to choose a song that I've actually verted
for before by the same guy.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'm going to go with mo you today. Oh my god? Yeah,
good stuff? Hate him, I said, I don't vape at work,
but I'll be out for the next five minutes, all right.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
I think this one goes for nine jo, so you'll
get you.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Three four eight three.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
By the way, what do you think of the Throbber?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
And I think we haten a a voucher there from
old Reburger.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Hey, Jesus Bribery The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Well, there you go. There is your rather this Friday
afternoon of time, sixteen minutes past five o'clock. How do
you enjoy that? Jason?
Speaker 6 (28:53):
I didn't, not even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
No, nothing about that song appealed to me.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I really I remember when dubstep came in, and I've
really got around it because I was studying, I was
consuming a lot of alcohol, and I was like, yeah,
this music rules. Now that I'm a bit older, it
really doesn't agree with my head. My head is just
like this doesn't make any sense. Everything's out of place.
It's like just weird noises. Yes, that's just weird.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Though the people have spoken, Mogie, they mate, they've spoken.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
They're still speaking. Two on three, four eight three. That
was five minutes of utter shite. What the actual if.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Is this.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Definition of a throbber?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
About time you blokes played some decent music.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Throbber Old never disappoints with the throbbers. Look at this now,
Holy heck, get off.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
It starts good fouls, but then it turns into an
absolute shitter. So it's really interesting. It's very it's very polarizing.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
It is.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
But don't worry, Moogi. You're now winning, by the way,
twelve wins. Jase, you're on eleven. I'm on like four
or something.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Seven.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
You're on seven with two estrixxes. Jase is on eleven
with two estrixes. Then Pugs on four and Dilly on one.
There was a shock at two.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I remember Dilly.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Now that you've had your dubstep, we'll get back to
regular programming.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Yeah, sure, have we got some chilies?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
How did you know the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hurdarchy fill is.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I was at the supermarket today and I just needed
to get a couple of things. So I was wandering
around with my little basket.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
There.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
He's a little basket there, you know what I mean.
And as I was going up one of the aisles,
I saw a backbone headed my way. He'd made the
decision not to get a basket, and he had both
arms at full up to his chin, so he was
holding all of the stuff. He had loads of bread,
(30:54):
boxes of crackers, milk, yogurt, just a huge pile of
stuff that he was in securing with his chin. Yes,
it was too it was too much. So I guess
my question is I looked at him too, and had
a little smile at him, you know, like you've had
a shock. No one, yeah, nothing. He was not happy
(31:14):
because at some point I've done it before where you
go in and you go I don't need to troll it,
I don't need a basket. I'm all good. And then
you're like, oh no, actually, I now I remember I
need this and this, and then it's too much. Yes,
And at some point in that process you think to yourself,
I think I need to go back and get a basket.
But because you're a backbone, you don't. Yeah, you just
keep on piling it high. So my question is how
(31:36):
many items? How many items? At what point do you
need to have a basket?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
From my point of view, first and foremost, so I
just want to make the point that sometimes there are
no baskets.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Yeah this is let's let's assume their basket.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Just assume there are baskets. Even if I'm only getting
two or three things, I'll get a basket. Good on you,
because I just find it annoying trying to hold things, and.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
You know, especially with your little hair.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
You know, you're holding down a job, holding together a
marriage phone.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You've got just miscellaneous bits and pieces, and I just
find it annoying. Yes, and so I just go grab
a basket and chuck it in the basket.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Bob's your ankle, plus your blike's got the little basket
on the front as well as.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
It does and the little bell yeah ding ding.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
So that makes sense. Honestly. The one thing that guy's
missing that would have sold his issue is a shopping list.
If he looked at his list and I had more
than four items on it, then you go, yeah, I'll
better grab a basket.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I feel like four is the number.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Yeah, I think you're about.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Right, But can but can I just to further to
Mogy's point, and I think this isn't a truth. How
often do you go to the supermarket and you go
get this and this, and then while you're in there,
you go, oh, hang on, actually I need to grab
that as well.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
That's right. What he's doing is he's doing the popping,
which is a bad way to do it. He's just
doing the popping again. I also think it's age reladal
as well, because when I was younger, when I was
that guy's age, I would have absolutely have just been
wandering around, pile and shut up. But when you get older,
you sight because I think I had when I was younger,
I had against a basket. I think back in our day, Jason,
the basket was frowned upon.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Well, and also because we were too poor to really
afford more than one or two items, right, you know,
because we're on the dole and stuff, right you were, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Well have you guy seen the baskets that you can
tell around like a trolley?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yes, they annoy me.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I wouldn't get angry about it, Jason, really do.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
My head in Why is that? I don't know?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
This is just because you're saying off because you asked
your missus if she'd take you for a ride around
the South Market and then she said no, Well.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Actually the only place I've actually seen there are in
my local veggie store, right to be honest, Yeah, do you.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Sit in the little compartment of the trolley without the
kids sitting facing your wife?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
If I can?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Can I have some chips? Can I have some chips?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Please? Can I have a bit of luncheon?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Hey, feil some bad news. I believe it was Wednesday.
I asked you guys for some suggestions. We're hosting some
people around it our place for a dinner party tomorrow night. Yeah,
you know, not fancy people, but they are, you know,
flash people. We want to impress lovely people too.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
But do you want to impress them? I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
My wife wants to impress them, you were saying off.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
She thinks they're a bitter quality of person than you're
used to hanging around with.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, that's what you aspire to, But you were saying
that a little bit stubby.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yeah, I think one of them might actually listen to
the show too. But my wife wants to impress them.
You know, it's not your hohohum mynas coming around. You know,
it's people you know that you like or anything like that.
Definitely not Yeah, it's not your mates or anything that mates.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, your wife's mates.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
It's sort of a social climate exercise.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
It's one hundred percent social climate ye.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yeah, the jones How do you know the Jones.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
It's like being part of the Masons. You've got to
mix with the right people and a couple of secret handshakespeap. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Network networking, making connections and in your local community.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Network and going on the hell's I've got to stop
with a stop doing my career any good?
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
So these people are coming around who are great and
that friends of ours and I'm not just social climbing.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
They are great people. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
And I took your suggestions as to what we should
cook and serve for drinks. Yes, so you guys, and
I really appreciate your advice. By the way, I really
appreciate your suggestions. First, the thing I said it was, hey, babe,
Michael Jay said some great suggestions. She said, oh yeah,
what it was like? And I said, oh, for food
for the main Yeah, they suggested, just like a really
(35:35):
big like tray, like almost a trough of porkmants.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Oh, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
What you said, like a tray of This is what
you told me. You seem to make a tray or
a trough of porkmants and have it by the door.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
I wouldn't see that if you you can't. You can't
have a trough of porkmants, that's what you said.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Are you serious, Kezy, you don't serve your sort of
lazy midweek meals.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
I wouldn't even feed that slop to Maniga.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yes, sorry, A.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Couple of things here, can I just uh, at midweek dinner?
Is not a trough of porkman's at my house?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
All right?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I swear you guys told me to serve a trough
of porkman's at the door. Remember they come past and
just ladle themselves a little disposable plate worth and sit
down on the couch.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Well, it sounds convenient, but this isn't about convenience. You're
trying to impress these people, Keezy. You know this isn't
some sporting event. You know, this isn't a game of
local rugby. League down your local club that you mate, you're.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Going to have a stack of white bread there next
to it? Or what you got a barbie? Man? The
people that you want to, you know, get in cahoots with.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
You've got to wake up man, if you're going to
try and climb this ladder. Brother, well that's my bad.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I obviously somehow confused. Whatever you told me a trough
for a trough of porkman's at the front door with
a lady.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
You know what I think it is keesy? Seriously, what
I think it is is you just going back to
your comfort zone.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
That's right. You go with what you know because a
trough of portmant was a ladel in it?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah right, okay, well because she was actually she actually
loved the idea.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, and we've we've bought like a big trough thing.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Well what do we do? Uh?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
What are you going for? Drinks?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Yeah? What's a drink that can make or break it?
Because they're gonna have drinks as soon as they walked
through the door. What are you going with?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Remember it was like cocktails and stuff and you guys
told me to make it? What was it a throbbing
orgasm or something?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
I mean, is it some sort of weird sex party.
I don't think anything of us would suggest that.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
I don't think so, not that I'm aware of it.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Might be.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
So they're friends over your wife. Did you say have
you met these people?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Twice.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Any sort of weird stuff go down when you went
around to their place? I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
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Speaker 2 (38:36):
Man? All right?
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I do a big shout out to Big Delly because
he's been working his hoarse off both ends of the day.
Oh thanks, fellow, Dilly's working both pugs away. Now listen,
I get a see at your mad bart. How's life.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Oh good, and and yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah good, thanks, make good. What's the plan tonight, Seth?
Probably have a one gonna work tomorrow morning?
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Unfortunately, what do you for a crust there, Seth?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
These mechanics backbone. Now listen, big Dilli. What's Seth's choices there?
Speaker 8 (39:16):
All right?
Speaker 10 (39:17):
So Seth? First off, your first option. We looked to
Sunday for Bethurst, Brot Poene and Jamie win Cup to
win outright, which is paying three dollars Brock Phoenie's on
a fly the season. Jamie win Cup can tell you
how many times he's won. Or we looked at the
MPC Brandon at in or I probably butchered that. It's
(39:39):
Kenny Verses Counties Brandon in order to be first, second
or third try score, which is paying four dollars twenty
Which one.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Of those two would you like to put your hundred
old bonus bonus cash on this, Seth?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
No brainer.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Got to go for the bath.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Beautiful mate, will lock that and you'll hopefully come up
trumps on Sunday. Seth, you have a a good weekend, mate, all.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Right, you two fellas think you very much.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Get on the line.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Man tell me keys he has had a big thing
in your household. Bad first bed, first look.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Once upon a time, it was.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
When you're a young fellow.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I can imagine old Don would be into it.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
It used to be once again, used to be, we're
a massive holding family mates would come around, or we'd
go to my uncle's place. They were all four guys.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
It was always a big thing.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Not anymore though.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Stop making hold them because they're so Yeah, they're shocking,
shocking vehicle, those bastards. And you you were right into them,
were you?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
I mean I did have a I had a Greg
Murphy duvet on my bed for a while.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Ah yeah, inside the bubble, Yeah, inside the bubble.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, Jess, Yeah, yeah, there's guns.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Come on, fellas, come of me here.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
What you're what? What'd you say?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
He's guns?
Speaker 1 (40:59):
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My favorite one is the street, the one who's on
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Speaker 6 (41:57):
Yeah. But as he sounds, it sounds like you're selling
out of the ball game.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
I thought it was like a newspaper, extra extra, Yeah,
now you're right, it could be a food Howker.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
It might be a food Howker The guys, the guys
that were with the trays stuff that reminds me of
the fellas from the breakfast swer over in the States.
At the moment, Glane, and that was at nine winners.
So Glaane, what's a recipe?
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Do you want me to answer your question? Glane? Jerry Maniah.
Then you've got web Master Joe and then they've taken
two winners I think from Ducky Slashed the A C
C or two from Haducky, two from the A C
C and then.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
Eight from Export Ultra. I believe Yeah, it looks pretty good.
It's that looks like they're having a great old time
over there.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
The thing they did was a copy of the Agenda Podcast,
a copy in episode from the rooftop Pool.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
And I really put the hard word on Lane about
that before he left, because when they went to Europe,
I thoroughly enjoyed the Agenda podcast because they were good.
They were you usually boozed, although were hungover, and it
was just all adventures of the stuff that they've gotten
up to. It was bloody good. The only issue I
had with it, as I told him, was that they'd
skipped too many days. Yeah right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
So you want daylight?
Speaker 6 (43:13):
Just want every single day?
Speaker 3 (43:14):
What did he say?
Speaker 6 (43:15):
Yeah, it's keen as but you know, see it feels
when he's over.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, still very well to say it beforehand.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
When the demons are hunting them? Have you listen to
the first one I have any good? It's all right,
but they're not drunk or hungover. Yeah yeah, yeah, first day.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
In so could be better. Coming up the question you
asked you, Fellows, I need a problem that I need
you to help me solve.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
You got it, man?
Speaker 3 (43:39):
What are we going to hear? Man?
Speaker 6 (43:40):
I don't know Oh yeah, Foo Foo Ye food Fighters,
Moy Moy.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Foo and Fooey Mo Boy.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Fells I believe the Breakers are back on court this weekend.
And am I right in saying that Keezy on Sunday?
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Maybe you were so correct and saying that Sunday may
be taking on the Southeast Melbourne Phoenix. The Breakers hot
off their first one of the season against the Hawks
and they smashed them. Yes, which is good luck. Maybe
the backbone bench is a good luck charm. Yes, what's
the backbone bench, moogi?
Speaker 6 (44:14):
Well, the backbone benches where you the listener, get the
opportunity for you and three mates, Yeah, to sit courtside,
and you've got unlimited access to the players, so you
can get in, you can go on the court, you
can be a referee for it, you can call the plays,
you can call the players exactly.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
I was just sitting sideline. You need to sit court side,
like right up the front with your backbone.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Shit. Oh yeah, you got your backbone shit.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, that's the prize anyway. I'm not sure about all
that other stuff, Moogi. But the good news is Carl
who joins us. Now, Carl, you there, man.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Yeah, you call your massive back bute. How's your Friday game? Mate?
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Good mate, Yeah good, just out of the old pub,
having a couple of.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
Beers from the boys with straight line builders, old straight
line builders. You don't work with old for old Bryce
and Ringy, do you.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
You don't know that when prizes.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
This is the thing about me, man, like I get
trades and traders get me, all right, So you're trading
in this great nation of ours that I don't know,
all right, that's just how it is. Fair enough, bone
ship dum Carl.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
You've got some mates you can take along with you there, mate,
for the backbone bench. Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
I was ashamed that for my uncle because he's into
the hesn't the basketball?
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Me?
Speaker 6 (45:33):
All right?
Speaker 3 (45:33):
What's your uncle's name?
Speaker 6 (45:35):
Tony is a bloody their dog, isn't he?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I'm actually taking keysy.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah you you good news as car mate. You've won
those four tickets to six courtside this weekend.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh nice, thanks very much.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
You enjoy and joy Honestly, if we find out that
you're somehow cifling off prizes to your mates.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
How do you know them?
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Honestly, I've known Bryce and Rangie, who runs a joint
since he was probably eight years old. Oh wow yeah
back in Levin. His brother is one of my best mates.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
How much did they pay you?
Speaker 6 (46:14):
And his other brother is one of my best mates?
Wow about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
The Hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days a four on radio, Hold Ikey.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
But no more there on the radio, Holdankey Big Show
this Friday evening. Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Thirteen atmail dot com get a get in touch with
the failers. It's a real email address reach out and
if we read it out on the show fifty dold
reburg about it is yours and it's one hundred percent anonymous.
This one comes in from anonymous today Fellers. Good, they're fellers.
I'm in desperate need of your wisdom. My husband and
(46:57):
I my husband, thirty three years old. Allegedly a grown
man did a fart in the shower the other day, right,
Except it wasn't just a fart, it was a full
on shot. There was and I'm not exaggerating, actual poos
on the shower wall. Now, I love him, but this
has left me questioning everything.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
What should I do?
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Should I leave him now while I'm still young enough
to start fresh? Or is this just part of the
for better or worse package and he just stick it
out with mister Shattie mcshower. Please help my marriage and
my bathroom depends on its Sincerely, Anonymous.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
First of all, the nickname should be Showery mcshart.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Showery macshart.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yes, yeah, she's got that wrong right right off the bat.
Speaker 6 (47:38):
Okay, my question would be did he do this and
then he just left and she's going on to have
a shower. Where are they showering together?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
What's the That was my question as well, because obviously
there was still poos on the shower.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
That's right. The question is not so much that he's
done it, done it. It's more the fact that he
hasn't cleaned up after himself.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I mean, who has a steamer in the shower?
Speaker 6 (47:59):
Yeah, well I prefer it.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
I mean I haven't just sweeze it down in there.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
No, no, no, get it.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I think if my wife even knew that I had
done that in the shower and accidentally put on the wall,
she would even if I had cleaned it up, she'd
still be a bit like far, what is this person
I'm married to?
Speaker 6 (48:21):
Yeah, but I mean you can see how it might
be an accident. You're in the shower, you're ripping ass
and next thing you know, yeah, you know, the wall's cave.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
In all honesty, that would be a deal breaker for me.
That's so disgusting. I'm not choking.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
I love doing it in the shower. Like a second ago,
that was jokes key.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
But that is just found. I mean, I don't even
pass wind in front of my wife. Littone shut all
over the shower.
Speaker 6 (48:53):
Well can I say that it wasn't in front of it?
She shouldn't mind her own business.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
But he did leave it there by the sound, I mean,
what kind of animal does that?
Speaker 6 (49:01):
It's a part I'm struggling with in short years, you
should divorce him because if it's that bad already.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
He's thirty three, she's probably I don't know, a mister
about the same age, maybe a bit younger.
Speaker 6 (49:13):
You know.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
That means when you're in your thirties and you're dating,
you're into you know, solo pearents, and you become a
stepmom basically, So it's like, do you want to go
through the ring role of breaking things up back into dating,
you know, meeting someone new, getting to know their children
or it.
Speaker 6 (49:28):
Every now and then you just you know, I would
get one of those detachable shower heads, you know, so
you can take it off the wall and spray it around.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
No, look there, you're you're basically making the choice just
deal with the poos rather than you know, find a
new partner.
Speaker 6 (49:47):
No, right, Okay, I'm going to be honest with you.
This is the first time for me. I can't give
accurate advice without knowing what his defense is, so I'm
not I can't. I can't give any advice on this one.
I would need to know what his excuse.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
All right, Anonymous, we're going to need more details. Please
please get in touch and we will catch up on
this in probably like two months time.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Well there you got your man, Barstards. That's the Friday
show down in Dusta. Then indeed, the week over and
done with one more week and we'll be in Fiji.
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Can't wait for that, fellas. Sorry, very unprofessional to me.
The show's been so busy. I forgot to tell everyone
about the eight K diamond engagement ring. Oh yeah, they
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Speaker 2 (50:56):
Bloody good. Hey. In the podcast out tro Today, which
is the warm up to the radio sure, what's the
clip you got there?
Speaker 6 (51:02):
This clip was us talking about being in a good mood.
Apparently I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
And I said to my wife, actually the other day,
if we're not out by the end of the year,
I'm going to be.
Speaker 6 (51:12):
You don't want a bad mood much time. I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I'm often in a really good mood.
Speaker 6 (51:21):
It's no good.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
I'm never in a good mood at work.
Speaker 7 (51:24):
Right or a golf But put him in a bad
mood Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Now the big question is, Maggie, what have you decided?
Gim will be busy.
Speaker 6 (51:41):
I'm still I'm still sort of a little bout halfway,
to be completely honest with you, Yeah, I haven't quite decided.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Do you think if you drive past the gym it's
done and dusted?
Speaker 6 (51:51):
Oh? Absolutely, because I'll be on my way home.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah, that's a really good question, Jason.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yeah, you think if I go home it'll be off
the cards?
Speaker 6 (51:58):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Do you can if you go to the bottlestore and
buy drinks?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, you'll probably get a few beersies in you.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:06):
Probably, that's a good question. Yeah, but no that it
won't be much much tonight, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, right, because I got, Hey, Keesy, all the best
for your really big social climbing. Yeah, dinner tomorrow night.
I hope they're impressed with all the crafts and things
that you.
Speaker 6 (52:25):
Buying, and all the new glasses, all the new glasses
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
Yeah, and the trough of porkmints, which is we've already
started cooking it. Apparently Loses had to cook so much
Porkman's we're doing it in batchers.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah, just to fill up the trough.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
You're well you can have give everyone a goodie bee,
because it's what those lardie folks do to get a
swag bag when they leave.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Just filled to the broom with mince.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
There's a great idea.
Speaker 6 (52:47):
I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, just like a like a like a paper countdown bags. Yeah,
just fill that with mince.
Speaker 6 (52:53):
Yeah. And Jason, you have a good week ind two man,
thanks man, you don't forget to do that.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Man, I wined. I enjoy me a weeks as effect.
I think I'm doing that. I just realize I'm doing
that like kimchi making course tomorrow, I.
Speaker 6 (53:07):
Had good You make sure your update us on the
good stuff. Jase Goods socials
Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, man, no worries, all right, Okay, so you laid
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