September 11, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's show, Jase discovers he might be old, Keyzie has a business idea and Mike doesn't watch anything on the telly.
TEIMENSHTAMP:
(00:00) Intro - Ya chequered shirt wearing backbone
(03:30) How'd you know you were old?
(08:28) We read your texts
(12:28) Swingers Club!
(16:55) What's on the telly?
(20:45) Intro No, but seriously use protection
(23:14) Breaking News
(28:16) Swingers club - again!
(32:36) Backbone Bibs
(37:20) Live on the Beach!
(41:05) Intro - No idea what's for dinner
(43:21) Big Deck Energy
(46:12) Cruskit Gate
(50:27) Outro
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hob Ik.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You Big show show thanks to crave Worthy street Food
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome, This is big show, Big Jason Heitz, Maman and.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Get at your mad Bastard's great to have your company,
this moody Thursday afternoon, the eleventh of September twenty twenty five.
And you, my friends, as always listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
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Speaker 1 (00:30):
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Speaker 4 (00:33):
Speaking of which, get a moogie a Donnis, you rogue Stallion,
your stud, your sixty beast, your horny toad.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
How you're going, man, gambril GRESSI, your mad dog, your
sixth son of a bee, your checkered whoop shirt wearing beackbud.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, praty good man. I'll tell you what I'm heavy
to it to. Thursday there other week, just about gone fellers. Yeah,
just been in October Lradio, or as I like to
call it October. And we're in the right place for that,
don't we feel as Yeah, clever, we should use that.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I've never seen that warrior's ship. Is it a warriors Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It is. It's very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Isn't it crazy? So you can't even recognize the Warrior's logo.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well, I get it's short sleeved. They're all short sleeved us.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But have you ever watched the game of rugby? I
think the key thing is your poor Namu was over
the front of it. The key. I couldn't see the exer.
I thought it might be just a one, but you
don't wear that one often.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
He's right, it's a special one. This is my special
limited edition training jersey, and wear it when I've got
a good feeling about the wars.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Is that right? Yeah? I haven't seen you wear it
for about three years.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
No, no, because I only bought It's like it's like
a month and a half old. Oh okay, Actually last
time I.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Wore it was in the lead up to that relay race.
Oh yeah, good, that's positive.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, isn't it really positive? Signs for the weekend?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Well, as long as I pull a quad during the game.
Anyone else that is a Warrior Penrith, they can all
pull quads.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Great stuff. How are you, Jason? Yeah, I'm good. Thanks,
can't complain. Chipperez.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
You know, Thursday, even though I don't generally like a
Thursday because it just feels one step away from the weekend,
just to we're nearly there but not quite there.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'm feeling pretty good about this Thursday.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well, you know, it'll make you feel even better man,
And that's seeing what's coming up on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh how good.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mobius.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Bloody exciting stuff as per usual. Another couple of opportunities
to get into the swingers club, Fellers, we are off
to Fiji and a couple of backbones are going to
be joining us. Stick around for that. A little bit
of chat about a flying Fox houghdy Ja. Yeah, I
know you're not quite across it, but it sounds like
it's been banned and won't be looking into that bit
of a deep dive on it. And we'll be hearing
(02:57):
from the Breakfast team be responding to our theft allegations
because Zoe had a Cruskets thieved. Yeah, the finger was
pointed squeally and fairly at Hoodyges. Yeah, we defended as
honor and we'll be seeing what they've had to say
about it later in the show.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Feels yeah, and we're feeling pretty generous today as well,
so we'll be doing a couple of cuticles for that
Fiji trips and.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Listen out and get Rid to call eight hundred Hodarky.
In the meantime, he's Tom Benny.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky the.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Doors there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
As I said, it's the eleventh of September. And I
don't know if you fellows know this when another birthday
coming up the very soon. So I mean, if it's
not in your diaries, you should probably put it in there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
In my diary, isn't it at the end of the month.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, towards the end of the month. I just want
to give you guys plenty of time to sort out
with all the.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Time I need.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Sort you already sort of?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, it's all done, is it? Honest? Way? Is it
in transit? Probably you've probably got Have you got it? No?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Not yet, because I'll get your hands you've got it.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get you the same as last year.
If that's all g.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You get me a pornamu.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You don't ask for a pornamu.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Jason. Why is bestowed upon you man right for doing
something of great manner. Yeah, why do you get.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
One because I because he left because I left my
old show.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah good, but it may you know, I'm getting into
that sort of reflective zone. And I was thinking about
you know, I was sitting at home yesterday and thinking
about you, Mogi, and about how the I think it
was last week some time you're going.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I woke up in the morning and I had.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
A really sore foot and there was no reason for it,
Like you hadn't been exercising, you hadn't been doing anything.
And then you were like, well, I guess this this
is how it is now that slowly my body is
going to start falling apart. And when you think about it,
I mean, I'm a little bit younger than you, to
be fair, but when you think about it, it's like
an old car, isn't it feeling When you've done four
(05:07):
hundred five hundred k things start to go wrong, And
I get the same thing, magie. You know what's ailing
me at the moment? My heat hurts all the time.
I'm doing that thing that old people do, not that
I'm old. When I get up and down, I'm like ah,
or when I'm tying my laces, I breathe really heavily,
and my wife's like, are you okay? My ankles are poked,
(05:28):
They really hurt all the time. The soul of my
foot hurts. But what really got my goat this morning
is I woke up and I had a sore eyeball,
and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
What the is that too? Too?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Like kiwis u?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
And I'm just curious if other people are going through
these things, you know what I mean. I know you
are because you're getting older, you know, But I'm curious
to know what's ailing people.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Is it a sign of my impending do what? The
good news is that this is as good as it's
going to get for you from here now to get
wise and worse. And you're right, I did what. I
woke up in the middle of the night to go
to the bathroom and then I found that I had
a limp And I didn't have a limp when I
went to bed, Yes, and it was a sore foot.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It was took hours for it to warm up up
across the day, and then by the end of the
day it'd be warmed up, and then I'd wake up
again the next day and it was back, and then
it just was fine. So eventually it'll get to a
point where it's just not fine. Nothing happened. You've just
done another enough k's on it, enough enough reps on
it that now that thing is broken, do you reckon?
So that was you couldn't explain what.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Happened Onceoever, nothing happened because yes, because quite often it's
like over use and stuff, you know. But like so Jase,
that's probably true for you with all the perving you
you know, because you're using it every day between four
and seven, Ruga, and it's always that one as well,
that one that you close your other eye.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you've got you get your monicle
out and or your but not killers your telescope Ruga.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So you're saying that I woke up this morning with
a massively sore eyeball because I'm a massive PERV.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yes, it's called what is it, pissed pissed eyeball Gorka.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, but you're actually right, Megan, and this is what
I'm going through, and I'm curious. I know what other
people are going through on three four eight three is
that I'll wake up in the morning my hat is
really painful. Then I'll go throughout the day, it'll swarm
up slightly and then it'll be sort of okay, I'll
sit on I get home, I'll sit on the couch
of twenty minutes, get up, and my hap's poked again.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah. I think, you know, once you get to the
end of your life, if you're lucky enough to get
into old age and you've you've kept your marbles, I
think you get to the point where you probably just
want to go because your whole body has fallen to
bits and you just let this thing's garbage me and
I want to because if it's not one thing, it's
the other. I genuinely, I genuinely think that's that's what happens.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
You know, I'm not even going to get into my
elongated testicles.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
One's nearly in the stomach, the other ones down by
my bloody knee.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I mean, what about I thought you were going to
get into it. I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I just know I'll briefly mention it, touch on them. Well,
I'll touch on the mere.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Three four eight three. When did you know you were old?
Every tix through on three for three in the draw
for a fifty little reburg about you, by the way,
I wake up with a saw back sometimes.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Oh whatever, man ah, But you know it's like it's
like a sweatshirt with the string on the sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
With my testicles.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
If I pull one side, it sort of evens them up,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
The drawstring.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
The drawstring, I have to sort of yank it through.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
She d.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
It's indeed white stripes here on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon afternoon. We're talking about what ails
us as we get older. Poke, my hips are poked,
my testicles are poked, my eyeballs poked.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah, you got pervs eye. How are you feeling this afternnoying?
By the way, is it feeling better or are you?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Don't even start, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
We are talking basically the topic is when did you
know you were old?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
On three four eight three, A lot of ticks coming through. Gooday, guys,
I knew I was old when I had to start
asking the he dress to trim my ears.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, that's true. And I've still got an issue with
my eyebrows as well. Because my wife doesn't want to
trim them up, and I'm too blind to trim them.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, so they go all over the shop. Your hear dress,
It doesn't so they do my ears and my eyebrows
when I'm there as.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Well, doesn't he doesn't go to the heddress of those.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, he shaves his own head. This one here, I
knew I was old when I finished, when I realized
that when I finished taking a leak and put my
junk back into my underwear, it starts leaking again for
a few drops, and I have to change my pajamas. Jesus,
(09:41):
can I say that? That's absolutely it is?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
And I've got to the point now where I have
to whack my fatos on the rim there just to
get the last remnants out.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, I just use a handtail. And nobody's any nobody's
any of the wise. It is. It is a weird
one though. It's like a wash is broken on a
tip in the kitchens. It just keeps on dripping. Sadly
you call it. I'm around to have a look at that.
They hea you up on charges kezy, No good, They
can't do anything about it.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
No, Actually, sometimes I just wanted them to have a look.
I was sometimes use like a bit of tissue or something,
just to double check.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I mean, yeah, it's shocked that you're having to do
that at your age, Kezie. I mean it doesn't all
go well for when you hit your forties.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I knew I was old when I had to start
calling my knees good and bad instead of left and right.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's from Alistair. That's a good one, good a fellows.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I knew I was getting old when my hairlines started
to turn into the Maca's logo, Oh this is too good.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And when I couldn't read tiny texts. I've got reading
glasses already, and I'm forty five, and that's where I'm at.
I've had that realization. I've actually had to change the
text now on my phone. And my wife just noticed
the other day, and I think she's really started to
notice the age difference. It's embarrassing, true story on that.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I've got about ten pairs of glasses all around the
house because I lose them constantly.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What about this one, fellas.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I knew I was old when I sit down on
the toilet at one am to have to go wheeze
and then get wheeze all over my plums.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Is a thing.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Elongated testicle already is talking about. Because gravity takes over,
they start dragging the bullers down towards the earth. They
want to They want you to go back to the earth,
don't they, Jasey. And eventually they will have their way.
But in the meantime, you just start banging them against everything,
or in this case, sort of dipping them in the water.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Those rabbits with like the big floppy ears, it's kind
of like that, you know, And they're waiting little bass
and they're just sort of stretching down.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
So when you when you go, do you like put
them around your shoulders like a scarf or something, just
to get them out of the way.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
What I actually do is, yeah, I rest them on
my thigh.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Get a fellas, I knew I was old when I
looked in the mirror and my dad was looking back
at me.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Is it happened to you guys yet? Well, my dad's dead,
so that'll be freaky. I can't believe you brought that up, actually, Keysy,
I mean, you're a shocking burst. Tell you what I
love though, on the elongated testicles, it was when the
old cargo shorts came out, so I had that pocket
(12:17):
sitting right there, and he is.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in four on Radio Hoarchy The Big Show. Swingers Club
is back and this time it's going global.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Hell yeah, man, who rock palms?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
What's the goal?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Forty eight degrees today? Are you serious? That's what you're
going to ask? What a temperature was? Brother? I see
inside you you hate it? How long we've been working together.
You have forty eight degrees today? Man, humidity one hundred
and forty three percent, so it's getting up there. So good.
It's warm man.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Well, Pugs was saying, it's the shoulder season.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't know what that. The shoulder season means. It's
a gap in between the prime tourism seasons, which means
it's just like in the middle of winter it's super
high touristy season. So we're going to be the sort
of you know, and between.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Is the heck, Jason, you go to Europe one day
next year and you simply mass mask go in the
shoulder season. So right now you get when you get
forty forty eight degrees, mine is twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, no, that must be on the other side of
the island. Oh you go to the lines, gone get
a nick your mad Barsett. How's live?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh no, bad, bad, good on your mates?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
On your way home? Are you? Yeah? On the on
the way home. Just had a hard day of being
a mad dog all day?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah he speaking of which, what do you do for
a crust mate?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh yeah we can safety Oh yeah yeah. Can you
be a mad dog and safety man? Yeah you can
if you're not keeping people safe? Yeah, good point. So
that's what you've been doing today, is not keeping people safe.
Good on you.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
You play for the golf, mate, yeah, ye sure, yeah,
bloody brilliant. And if you if you win this trip, man,
who will you bring with you?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh? My mate, churtsys always keep the game of golf, mate,
He's always cooing for a game of golf and a
trip to Fiji.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Chris, Yeah, he loves.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
His Good on you next down the line, and old
big Dilly will look after you in the studio. But
you get a Willy your mad Bassett house live?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Good, good good?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And how you boys right? We really appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I'm good mate, Old keyesyer night around the golf today?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Actually, is it so happens. We played unbelievably.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Well, Willy, I don't I don't doubt that for a
sick and I hope you need any crosskeets for are
you're doing it?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah? Got you there, cruskets on the course, he's got
you there. Come on, man, what do you do for
a crust? Will he? For a crust museum curator? How good?
That is a massive big bone. Yeah, you don't get
many of them around. Which which museum? Will he?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
One of the ones that haven't you talking about the
Is it the Settlers Museum?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah? That's right, yep, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I love the Settlers Museum and I've been there a
couple of times.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Bloody good. Every time we talk about it, you're as big. Yeah,
you're saying you could do with some decent curation ry
and he yeah, fell off? That was off in chair?
Will I? If you win? Man?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Who all you bring with you?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
I should really say my wife.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
But I'm another bit of a predicament.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Because my mate Rowan got on the drawer down the
day and he needs to take me to a better time,
my mate row The.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Trick is you're going to say you're going to take
him man, and then hopefully he wins. You don't have
to worry about it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Will you sat in the line? Will he big Dilly
will look after you. It's a good good word doing it,
Isn't that? Just get a whole bunch of mates. Yeah,
you know you still got the same problem.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Who do I take it? Is?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Peers yea to work. It's the only way it works
because it's two people, and those two people will be
joining us at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa
where white sand beaches meet world class hospitality, playing a
championship golf course flying Fiji.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Earways.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
That's in Fiji, by the way, where happiness comes naturally.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Manuf, Hey, fellas, you think we need to get a
bit of fake tan action happening.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I don't need it. I was in Europe and I've
got a natural tan. That's wrong, one brother. Why do
you want to look fake tan? I just want to
look really cool. Man. I'll do it with you. Man, Well,
I'll show you how it's done because I did it
before Europe. Good. There's a tune, Fellas, rage, It is
a tune.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
The police there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is four point fifty one. Let's
talk some TV.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Fellas, I haven't
been watching TV because I'm sitting at home with my
wife having a conversation. We'll listening to tunes on my
new stereo. I know if day guys don't worry at
(17:26):
won't last? I know the marriage?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, good? What did you watch Jason?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh? How many buzzies out time? Do you give that?
Five buzzies? Five out of five buzzies? So far? Good stuff?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
And what what channels that on?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You can look through our windows, all our windows, you know,
the blinds are up. Everybody's welcome to come around. Men,
so good. I recommend around, but boring probably seven until nine,
maybe having a glass of wine. Things really kick off
after that. Yeah, sounds good, man, sounds real good. I've
got an apology to make.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
We've got the apology music there?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Keasy? I mean, I know it's probably.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
And I'm disgusted with myself.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh god, I'm ashamed.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I was talking about a show on TV and Z
Plus yesterday called Suspicious.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's not what it was called. Didn't feel right at the.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Time, and I just went with it anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
It's called protection. Protection.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
You always forget protection, eh, but you still just.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Go with it anyway. That's the four kids. So what
is it called protection? Protection? Yeah? And actually, and you
don't write you don't write today, Nah, protection, I don't.
I don't rate it at all. You were saying never again,
(19:03):
never again, man.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Well done on another apology without saying sorry. By the way,
that's like the tenth one.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It's unbelievable. Yeah. Do you want me to talk about
the TV show I move on?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Is it going to be some sort of real estate Nope, plavor.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
That's not.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Last night I got home and I apologize to her
on your say. I was very tired. I had a
terrible sleep and I felt quite low energy last night.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I got home.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
My wife was out until about nine thirty, wow, and
I was like, burn bachelor night, you know, and keep on,
don't start the monkey porn.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah cool, Yeah, we'll get to it.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I just losing steam over here, man. No.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I got home and I couldn't be bothered playing PlayStation
or doing anything. I literally just binge watched a comedy
which I've done in ages. Just lay on the couch
watched five straight episodes of a comedy highly recommend. Now
I love it Tires on Netflix. Right, Okay, it's just
it's stupid, Like it's just dumb. Yeah, but it's super entertaining.
I was invested in the characters, watch the whole first season,
(20:09):
and I'm excited to rip into the second season.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Sweet. That's good enough for me, thanks, Kezy, I give it.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
It's like a good three and a half buzzies out
of five for just the first season. Just mindless, silly.
I could see myself watching it again at some stage.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, I prefer having a bit more intellec sure I
don't like sort of mindless fath Yeah, right, but anyway,
that's great, Kezy. Three and a half bussy's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Here's the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, welcome back to your messive back bones. Hope your
Thursday's going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the
Big Show. Bill to you, but Reburger.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
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Speaker 1 (20:56):
Jo yum, that so good. Thank you Clash, Thank you Pugs.
I mean Pug said all the work.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah, we should incidentally say that old Pugs is away.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
At the moment.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, he's away today, tomorrow and Monday as well. He's
moving house there with his partner. It's a huge call,
especially you know what giving out a rocky it is. Yeah,
I mean, moving in together is not going to solve
that's the issue a relationship, any more than having a
kid is going to solve the problems. So just take notes. Yeah, yeah,
(21:33):
I mean I was about to help your team up
on Pugs here, and then it came back to me there.
You know that's a good point, Muggie.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Well no, but Muggy's right.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I mean, I don't want to use the word not
This has nothing to do with you, Kezy, no to
do with Pugs. I don't want to use the phrase
last ditch.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yes, but I'm going to the last chance saloon. Yeah, yeah, sure,
you can use that if you want.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
And often people those situations will do drastic things like
move in together in an attempt to sort of shore
up the leaky boat, the.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Band aid, putting a band aid over it. You know,
let's move in together. Maybe that'll stop us fighting. You
know what I mean, that's what you were saying, Ajs,
you guys did.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah, that's when my wife and I were a really struggling.
I said, hey, let's move in together and have four kids.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
That'll that should take the pressure off.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
It was just constant band aid after band aid after
band aid with old hoodie j.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
There my band aids, but just not protection.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Well, as I say, I mean, I'm not really into protection.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Projection, but that projection, that's good stuff, fellas.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
No, I think listen, let's be serious here, Yes, be safe,
use protection, take responsibility.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
All right, Sorry you being serious? Been totally serious, Keezy.
I agree, Do as I say, not as I do.
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Speaker 2 (23:10):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy's Indeed.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Green Day There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The time is five point fifteen.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Fellers, We've got some breaking news.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
This is breaking news. This is huge news.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Out of the pater Umu area, Kapiti Coast. Yes, Kaitowa Reserve.
There's a flying fox there. It's been there for thirty years.
They're shutting it down because it's a health and safety
risk now and they're saying Flying Fox is too dangerous.
It's huge news based on what well, it's based on
a slew of injuries. It's someone I'm getting quite seriously injured.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But what they don't measure there, So as soon as
somebody gets hurt, what happens, jays every bastard knows about it.
They don't measure how many people had the time of
their lives. That's true, do there's no counter there? Again,
eight thousand kids loved it. One kid couldn't hack it.
Shut it down. But if you couldn't hack it, I
think it sounds like you couldn't hack it.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
But I think it actually snapped or I don't think
it was.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I remember at our school we had a flying fox.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, because at the you know, you'd stop at the
end with the cresscross there, that's right, and it was
like it was.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Like a flying fox slash catapult.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yes, so you go hooning down there on the flying Fox,
you'd stop at the end and it would fling you off.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That's right into the ether.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
About another oh, I'd say a good thirty forty meters.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, absolutely, And we had the same thing at the
one that we used and it had an old tire
yes at the end of it, and that was there
was no sort of slowing process. In the later ones
they had brakes on them so you could come to
a gredule stop. When that removed, makes sense, that removes
all the fun. Yeah. The thing about a flying foxes
(25:02):
you don't know where you're going to end up.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
So that because when I used to go on a
flying fox I thought the fun part was like going
down the hill as the fun part hitting the end
at full speed.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well, it's trying to see how fast you can get
and then seeing how far you can go. So it's
like like the triple jump or a long jump. It's like, man,
this is just the sprint, and the action really starts
when when you stop, yeah, suddenly.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
And it does sound very dangerous. I mean, I can
see why they're shutting this one down.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, no, it's not just that, but it teachers kids
a whole bunch of different things like grip strengths. Yet
you need to learn to have steal grip strength on
those things you want to let go.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, we used to get catapulted. We had to sing
at our school where we'd get catapulted, and then we
started putting twists and turns in there, yes, you know,
and to see and I I think I did a
quadruple twist, should have six semi half rolls, and then
the dish landed on my feet.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
That was the best I ever got. Jason ended up
doing a three year run and suped a solet after that.
I did, man, really, yeah, we were you were you
landing on?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Was there like a rubbery area or something like a
soft landing area that they set up for it?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
No, it was the ash fohalt. That was the ash falt?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Right, wasn't that really hurting?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Like?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Well, I tell you what, it makes you get it right?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Right? So that's the thing easy, right, These kids aren't
learning anything anymore, you know, they never have a chance
to get anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
You know, And I get what you're saying. It's just
that this particular one actually like snapped.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
And yeah, it.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Wasn't that the kid did anything wrong. It was just that,
you know, it did broke, but it complained about it.
Just fix it, get on with it, so you want
the kid to fix it.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
It was actually funny because on one occasion on our
flying fox at our score and it snapped and the
kid that was riding it just grabbed onto it like
Tarzan and just hooped through the air and just did
he make the noise?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
No, he didn't.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Actually just instinctively knew what to do in that situation.
I'm amazed you as a kid, Kesey, you're allowed on
a flying fox given your fragility.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
I wouldn't have been allowed on those ones at your school.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
No.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
No, Actually, the flying fox at my school was one
where it was above you and you held you hold
on above you.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Well okay, well, isn't it. Isn't there what a flying
fox says? A flying foxes? Yeah, that's it. You hold
there is the ones where you can sit on it tired.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Oh wow, okay, you've got to be hanging on.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Right.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Okay, So what are you saying about this thing getting
shut down?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You're against it? Well, it's just more of this PC
rubbish gone. It's gone mad. It's gone mad, isn't it?
And I've had enough. I mean some of my favorite
broken limbs were as the resululd have been on a
flying fox. Yeah, well, I mean that that's what they're
trying to stop.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
You don't get a face like this, Keysy not doing
the flying Fox.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I mean that's they should shut all them down. Then
you don't get a leaky blader by playing at safe. Kezy,
I don't want a leaky ladder. Moogi grow Up.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The hood Achy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki The
Big Show. Swingers Club is back, and this time it's
going global.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Bulla racism Alert, racism Alert.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You've got to stop sitting that off, Jase. I'm just saying,
Buller man.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Racism alert, racism alert.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Can you say it please, Mogi Bulla.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
That's fine. It's literally like I'm not it's calibrated to
just go off if someone says something that's really borderline
racist and not okay, do it again.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Jace Buller Racism Alert, racism Alert.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah, no, we've got to stop. We've gotta stop doing it. Hey,
fail as you excited to go to Fiji Men's out
the Intercontinental Fiji Golf.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Resultant SPA, I am are you gonna wear shorts? Keysing me?
We oh man, Yeah, because I wore speedos in Europe Jase, I'm.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Not gonna wear speedos. I wear shorts.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah, you we like boardies.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
But my legs are getting building up a little bit
because I'm doing so much walking and hurry about it.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You guys will just mock me. And you're the best,
number one best in the world, brother freaking badly?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah, sure, sure, that doesn't you know? Should we go
to the phone lines fellas? Oh that's right, get a
chrissy man barst how's live?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, bullet mate? What are your leagus.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Racism alert?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
What are your leagues like, Chris? Oh, they can carry around?
I think they're all right?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The old are you running? The old? Keg on toothpicks?
Sit up? What do you do for a crust? Chris working?
Oh yeah, and you're like a bit of a whack
on the golf course, do you? Oh? I love splitting. Yeah,
I hear you, man, I hear. And who would you
(30:23):
take with you if you wont Probably one of the jealous?
Yeah good, you're already going man hopefully. Yeah, good chat there,
good Crystal chucking the drawer made all right? Good luck, Tony?
Thanks you okay's good a temmy man Barsett house life.
(30:46):
Yeah good, thanks man. Good good day at work?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Tom? Oh, it's been a good day work. Ye, good
to hear. What do you do for a crust?
Speaker 8 (30:54):
I don't know if I'm in the back.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
But marketing, Yeah, you're a don't worry about not from me.
It's not everyone.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
What's wrong with marketing?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Jase doesn't know what it means. I know exactly what
it means.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
My wife doesn't, do you, Jase?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah? I do explain marketing to us right now.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
My daughters as a very successful marketing person.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Sure right, But what does she do? She does marketing? Hey? Yeah, Tom?
Do you like him bit of golf? Do your mate?
I don't love a bit of golf. I'd love to
play a lot more golf, but that's not happening at
the moment. Yeah, I get you. I had a twenty
year break because of kids. Do you have a handicap
(31:40):
or anything like that? I like to say. That's about okay? Yeah,
good stuff, Tom. Will you stay on the line and
old Big Dilly will take care of you as well?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Good?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
A couple of backbones A great We are, of course
staying at the Interconstintal Fiji Golf resortance. But it's all
thanks to touristm Fiji and also Fiji Airways. Yeah, as
they said, going over there in the shoulder season, which
is the least the least less touristy time to go,
but it's still amazing. Twenty eight degrees are kidding me?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Cat bloody.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I don't want anyone else cluttering up the golf course,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I want a free ride. Well, you don't want anyone
getting hit in the head with your stray balls. To
be fair, I think you're probably gonna be the one
heading stray balls there, Mogi. Yeah, but not in the air.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Oh yeah, true, getting hit in the ankle.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Four on Radio ho Lucky Marci Playground there on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening. The time exactly
twenty minutes, just six o'clock.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Hey guys, just quickly a bit of a reminder that
if you'd like to win tickets, flights and accommodation down
to the Dneedin Beer Fest, we have to do is
hit to Hodaki dot co dot m Z name our
new beer that we've teamed up with this Brewery. It's
gonna be called the Big Show something, so name it.
Chuck you our details in there. You and a mate
could be coming down with us because we'll be doing
a show from the beer Fest as well. That is
(33:06):
on the seventh and eighth of November four Sight Bar Stadium.
Tickets are available Dunedin Beerfist dot co dot in z.
Yeah all right, it's just a reminder of that.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Uh feilers.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
I've got a bit of a business idea. We need,
like a business ideas sting we do because I have
so many, Like, hey, I'll try this one. Can you
just say like big show business ideas, Jason, big.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Joe business ideas. That's good man, It's like you on
the first of the job. Yeah, why did I think
this was a good idea?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Okay, try this on for size. Feel free to be
open and honest with me, all right, because I want criticism.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I want the.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Preferably just about the product itself and nothing personal.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
The product is the product is is great. But what's
up with that, Chack?
Speaker 5 (34:05):
The idea is bibs for adults, right man, babs man bib.
I don't want to be sexist about it, Jason. People
of any gender could wear them. But yeah, man bibs,
and what it is. It's a bib that you wear
to a restaurant and you put it over your nice
clothes and you eat your meal with it. Because I
(34:26):
love like noodles. For example, I love noodles. I'm slipping spicy,
saucy noodles, and I have ruined tin shirts with the
oil stains splatter stains on them.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
You love noodles, I love noodles.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
They don't have in these particular restaurants like servis or
things like that.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Well they do, but I don't want to be that
guy that tucks in a serv it. You just look
like you're about to really chow down on So you'd
rather check on a man beb Well that's the product
will be cool. It'll be like wow. So I don't
know what the product is going to look like, but
it'll be cool.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
What about if you go out this is just different
idea on the same thing, right, and you've got you're
like wearing T shirts, but they're like handy towels, right right,
not exactly the same fabric, slightly more T shirt. He's
something in between. And then when you spell stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
All over it, you just pull that layer off.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
And you've got a new, same identical T shirt underneath.
That would be amazing. And then you get to the
last one, it's just cardboard like inside the handytail.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Look, I think there's got some merit there, kizy right.
I don't know about you, but I'm shocking. And I'll
eat my meal and then I look down on the
shit all over me. There's food, you know, and your crumbs,
and you know, particularly chippy crumbs.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I am absolutely appalling. We're all appalling.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
And I am not opposed at all to like a
backbone man.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Bit I'm always shoveling things in my god.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Backbone bib, you're always shoving things in your god, I am.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
And my wife, my wife is just disgusted. Right. I
don't know what it is, but imagine, and I can't come.
I can't eat.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
You're shoving stuff in your gob watching you. But you've
got a man, I've got a backbone bone.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
How sexy is there? And I and and the reason
I wanted to be a man, but because I feel
that woman don't insightful generally much more elegant eaters than men.
They don't fest food into their face as men do.
(36:37):
And I've seen I've seen you. I've seen you eat
a pizza Keezy, and I was disgusted and I'm a dude.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, you're right. I tell you what. This idea for
a business has given me another idea for a business.
Key that idea. Yeah right?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Do you want to picture this right Tony's noodles. Yeah,
it's cool, man, that's a good business. It's just what
me selling noodles.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
The name of the business. I can see you behind
the counter.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
They're stretching out noodles, Tony, I'll stretch your noodle Jays.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
The Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Tune in on Radio Pool Jam there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening the time five point
fifty two.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Hey fellas, this time next week. Actually, we're going to
be down in beautiful Toto heard of it. Yes, it
was beautiful. What is beautiful? Mount Munganui specifically say the
mount was beautiful. It's all part of the same area though,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Tod on Mount Muminu.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
We're going to be down there on the beach Na
Hot Springs Bar outside the Mount Mumanu Surf Club. That
is right in the main area of Mount Beach. There
they've set up Hot Springs spar for us. We're going
to be broadcasting the show live from a spar pool. Look,
it's it's pretty good, isn't it. We get to experience
all sorts of different things that so many people on
this great green Earth keysy don't get to experience. So
(38:08):
having a spa specifically set up.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
For us to be able to go and sit down
and broadcast the radio show and talk to a whole
string of backbones who've achieved greatness, Yeah, and their chosen professions.
It's an absolute honor and there's no downside whatsoever.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
No, you couldn't have said it better. It is, of course,
to celebrate the fact that the Hot Spring Spars T
twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook is coming back
and tickets are officially going to be on sale Wednesday
next week from black Clash dot co dot inz. So
if you hear us broadcasting it is officially time to
get over to black Clash dot co dot in z'
get your tickets. It sells out every year. It's a
(38:47):
freaking epic event. Even if you're only mildly into sport,
not even cricket. You will have a bloody good time.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, it's a great day out for the whole family.
Or if you wanted to just take your mates and
get a few beers in you. She gets really bloody rowdy,
she does. Put it this way, there's nothing else like
it in New Zealand sporting events. It used to be
the sevens that's gone. This is a replacement your.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Meet Patty NEPs. Last year, well this year actually, wasn't it.
Casey sent the crowd into a frenzy.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
They were loving it, mate, you know, and you know
fair enough to I might get them out again this
well next next year. It's confusing, isn't it? Because it's
January next year, January seventeenth, and Bay Oval underlies that.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Seems like a long way away. But it's the light
up in the air man. But I'm bloody thrilled that
that's one thing that it's locked in.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
And we'll be in the hot tub again, I'd say,
and i'd say you will have a chance to warn,
a chance to sit in that hot tub with us.
But when we are broadcasting Wednesday next week celebrating the
tickets going on sale, will be joined in our in
our hot tub. We'll have our speedo's on Mike. The
legends with speedos on to will be joining us Black
Class Legends. Neil Wagner all right and Karen Reid. Oh yes,
(39:58):
they're gonna be jumping in with us. I've heard a
rumor that the mayor of Totonger, Mahi Drysdale, is going
to come down as well.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Right, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Have you ever considered like Nepal reduction, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Can we just focus on the Black class? It's just wondering.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
I could have really easily just asked a similar question
about you and reduction, but I'm not going to. We're
also going to have Black Class tickets up for grabs
down on the main beach there too, joking. The game
is called six on the beach. Oh yeah, if you
come down and hit us Sex, you win the tickets.
You get it, Jase, Yes, Sex on the beach, but yes,
(40:34):
Wednesday next week, the seventeenth of September, tickets officially go
and sell Black Class dot Coto INSI and you will
hear us broadcasting from the mount in at hot Spring SPA.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Good stuff. You're laughing because I stumbled over. Hot Spring
is that funny. It doesn't much Hi, yeah plenty coming
up half.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
A big show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in week
days at four on Radio Hodkey.
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Speaker 5 (41:40):
This is a good check.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
That's good question. I always like to know whether I
need to be jealous or not. I don't know what
I'm having for dinner, neither do I. Well, I think
I'm having a steak, are you. I've been asked to
pick something up on the way home, but also might
she might do prawns instead. I'll go prawn go the ras. Yes, do.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
To get a little surf over. Yeah, you hate I
feel like you wouldn't like the idea of the seafood
and the steak together.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
You're so right, Keys, we haven't even talked about it now.
I'm surprised that you picked up on that.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
It's just based on like you don't like fruit and
stuff together, and you got, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I don't. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
I might text my wife, but I always get a
bit nervous about that.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Oh yeah texting your wife.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
No, just about you know what's seriously, it seems presumptuous
of me to assume she's going.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
To cook dinner, right, but you said don't.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
And secondly, you know, sometimes I invest a lot in
what I'm going to be eating and if it's not
what I want, it bums me out on the way home.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I need to fix the is hitting the wall.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
I just messaged my wife saying, what's on the dinner? Yes,
So I'll let you guys know what she says.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Right, Yeah, cool man, cool? What tune are we going
into here? Sounds like it might be a little bit
of GNR? Do you know that sense for guns?
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You could be mine.
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The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy.
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Speaker 4 (43:19):
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big Dick energy going? Um, maybe not for myself, but
for others. Yeah, you know, I want to help other
people get big d energy. I feel like you could
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have that huge of a deck, do you.
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Well, no, I don't. But it's also it's a little
bit odd for me because because it's a rental. Although
I suppose it depends on what kind of things I
could do to give myself big deck energy. Keyzy, Well, for.
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five hundred dollars and then it's a hooduk your coatt
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Every Friday this month.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
And actual fact that's going on thanks to the good
bar sets at trade test and how good founders.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I do like a bit of dick action.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
You know, he's sitting out in a nice chair there,
maybe the barbie, sizzling away, having a few coldies, chatting
with your chums or whatever. How good At two and
a half thousand dollars you can get a fair amount
of stuff for that.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Do you like doing that?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
No? Not really, but I mean, actually people do You've
never ever invited us around?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Having said that, what you know, just a few chums over.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
It's interesting you say that, Kezy, because you've never invited
me to your house.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
I don't have a dick. Yeah, you've got three is
a reason why you get people because you've got a dick. Yeah,
come on, we got to yours, mogi. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
And we're outside. There was a pool party, remember that.
Amazing And we're outside in the sun and it's great,
you know, good summer vibes.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
I've got a small front deck. I mean, we can
all just hang out there.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
What happens to your back, dick? It's falling apart.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
It's not safe to go on my back deck, which
one's north facing my front deck.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, so we could do a thing on your front yeah,
a little bit Sunday. Yeah, yeah, you bring the meat, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Why don't we all just bring some stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I was going to say, Mogi bring the beersies. No,
I'll bring my I'll bring myself. You just bring yourself. Yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Actually, could you bring some beersies too, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
And meat and some salads. Do you have dick Dick
cheers and stuff. I'll provide the bread and butter and
the sauce.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
Yeah, man, that sounds sick. Trade tisted dot coto in
zi fill your cart up. Then got a hodak you
dot coda ins into the drawer, right and you could
cut out your deck.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Do you guys like Supergroove? Oh yeah, kind of.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
The Larchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Tune in on.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Radio Holarky ac DC there on the Radio Honarchy Big
Show this Thursday evening. And now Fellas, I'm still, you know,
harboring resentments about the accusations that were thrown my way,
specifically with regards to Zoey, who works as the producer
on the breakfast show on this very station. Yeah, she
(46:31):
had a new packet apparently because I don't know of
crusskets on her desk that was stolen. She was furious
and allegations actually weren't thrown specifically.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
At me, they were thrown at the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Who then my own mates, the Fellers turned on me
and accused me of stealing them.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Well, Jay, so that's right.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
So Zoe for those listen to ant where she wasn't
into and a bit like a month ago, you know.
So she's on not a heap of money and she
eats cruskets just to get by. She asked everyone in
the office, have you seen my craskets?
Speaker 1 (47:05):
No? No, no, where did you leave them?
Speaker 5 (47:06):
They're on my desk overnight they went missing instantly put
two and two together. The Big Show stole them aka Jason.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
And two together that the Big Show style them. Then
we put two and two together.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
That Jay stop because Jay Steel's chips every day, yes,
every day, seems to get off on it. Apparently Brecky
heard us discussing it, and there's been a new development
and what they're calling crusket Gate.
Speaker 7 (47:31):
There used to be some snack of chingy chips. Oh
my god, in the office in a special room, and
he ate an entire box.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I think that's what these crumbs are.
Speaker 7 (47:41):
I think there were forty packets in a box, and
I think he ate an entire box himself.
Speaker 8 (47:45):
It got to the point where they were hidden. Then
he found where they were hidden. Then there was a
note put on, please don'tate these chips for a prime.
Then they had to be moved again. He's since found
them yet again.
Speaker 7 (47:57):
I've witnessed him commit a number of crimes over the
years when it comes to.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
The sort of stuff. That man is like a truffle
dog for free food. He also thinks that if it's
in the office that's sent to him.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Anytime anything of mine has gone missing, might have been
been my phone misplacing it.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Everyone always goes, have you checked with Jay? Okay? So,
Joe Starlet, I am disgusted, And because you have been
secret of about the fact that Zoe chipped in at
the end there and you know put her too sent
in about me as well. I thought Zoe and I
were mate. Yeah, I know how you feel about when
(48:33):
women give their opinion.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
You guys have made So what's your last name.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Listen, how do you so? Can you respond to? Look?
Can you respond?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
I can't respond to it very comfortably because I'm totally
innocent of the charge.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Right, But I didn't.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
I had no idea of any crust skets. I don't
go rooting around on people's desks looking for food. I
may occasionally, let me make the point, steal a packet
of chaps that my colleagues then too fast into their
own gods taking.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
In the cron completely not true, because Jays comes in
and hammers them. Now you won't even share them because
we knock them out. But the reason why I believe
that it wasn't you, Jason, is because why would you
steal something so bland as a crusket exactly when there are,
you know, an absolutely utopia of free chips that you
could easily just as easily steal exactly the thing.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
And I've never been around that side of the office
by the way to Zoe's desk.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Can I say?
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I do want to support you, and I do agree
with you, Mogi. However, I think at this point, Jace,
it's the thrill of stealing stuff.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Now, that's right. So you're saying I'm a clepto.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
You're a klepto, right, But that's just no, no, no,
that's just the thought that's in my mind. I'm not
saying you did do it, And from now on I
will back you up and say I don't think you
to do it. But that's just something on more, it's
something to be considered. Yeah, is the most prolific thief?
Is it possible that he had something to do with
the theft of food?
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Look, I can see people, you know, putting it all
together and coming to me.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
I get him.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Yeah, but I will say one hundred percent, Zoey, I
am innocent of the.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Chart for the Hiurarchy Big show weekdays from four on
Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
Well you get you me and Bar said that's a
big show down and dastic for your Thursday night Friday tomorrow.
Fellows thought, well after Thursday, Yeah exactly. So that's crazy
stuff it is, ma. Yesrober, I haven't been here for
a throbber in a while.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
No, that's a staggy. Well, we had one last week
and Joe Scott you in another rest risk. We'll talk
about that. Yeah, I want to hear about Yeah, yeah,
I heard it was terrible. It was a shocker, But
we do need to come up with a theme, and
I guess it's going to be something around finals, that
footy feeling that we've got with the Warriors coming up
over the weekend. Something about champions, winners, losers, et cetera.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Maybe it's just yeah, maybe it's just finals or just
a song that represents your feelings towards the Wars.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, it feels like a keasy copy winners and Losers Stars. Yeah,
I agree, yeah, Victor specific otherwise you get real loose
on it. Key Oh, totally.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
What do you call another Keezy one special?
Speaker 1 (51:40):
No, that's no anyway. We do a podcast outro. It's
bonus content. You can find it every day seven thirty pm.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
It comes out by searching hducky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
What's the clip today?
Speaker 5 (51:50):
Man, good question, Mogie. This one just says few.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
My wife saying to me, now.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
Hush, he said, few, p h e w w h
e w.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
That's wrong.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, it is wrong. I'm going to have her up
about it. You should have.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
I'm onreally sensitive ground with her at the moment, given
the release of that video yesterday. Human he does, But
then she saw it again and went, actually, yeah too,
but it was too late by then. It was it
was out on the ether. It am like something like
eight hundred shees or something. God almighty, most of those
were us.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Hear me sharing.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
It's got Nadia lemb vibes all over it.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Actually that one.
Speaker 4 (52:41):
You need to speak to Nadia because we were talking
about an interview she did and she was talking about
how traumatized she was by that notorious piece that I
did back in the day.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
Did you think you having a chat to her about
it will solve them?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Well, I mean I actually wanted to know. I've suffered too. Yeah,
we'll suffered together. Well, but I mean, was kind of
you doing the thing though? Was yeah? Yeah, it was
a victim. Yeah, but she knew I was doing that thing.
Sure we should get her on for a chat about it. Yeah,
why don't we do a one hour special podcast on it?
Good idea, mate, I listened to that. Hey, now listen.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Make sure you check out the Instagram account.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
There's lot's going on there. Check out the podcast.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
We'll be back, same time, same place tomorrow Friday till
then see you later.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Bye,
The hob Ik.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You Big show show thanks to crave Worthy street Food
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome, This is big show, Big Jason Heitz, Maman and.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Get at your mad Bastard's great to have your company,
this moody Thursday afternoon, the eleventh of September twenty twenty five.
And you, my friends, as always listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
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Speaker 4 (00:33):
Speaking of which, get a moogie a Donnis, you rogue Stallion,
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Speaker 3 (00:45):
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sixth son of a bee, your checkered whoop shirt wearing beackbud.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, praty good man. I'll tell you what I'm heavy
to it to. Thursday there other week, just about gone fellers. Yeah,
just been in October Lradio, or as I like to
call it October. And we're in the right place for that,
don't we feel as Yeah, clever, we should use that.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I've never seen that warrior's ship. Is it a warriors Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It is. It's very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Isn't it crazy? So you can't even recognize the Warrior's logo.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well, I get it's short sleeved. They're all short sleeved us.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
But have you ever watched the game of rugby? I
think the key thing is your poor Namu was over
the front of it. The key. I couldn't see the exer.
I thought it might be just a one, but you
don't wear that one often.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
He's right, it's a special one. This is my special
limited edition training jersey, and wear it when I've got
a good feeling about the wars.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Is that right? Yeah? I haven't seen you wear it
for about three years.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
No, no, because I only bought It's like it's like
a month and a half old. Oh okay, Actually last
time I.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Wore it was in the lead up to that relay race.
Oh yeah, good, that's positive.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, isn't it really positive? Signs for the weekend?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Well, as long as I pull a quad during the game.
Anyone else that is a Warrior Penrith, they can all
pull quads.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Great stuff. How are you, Jason? Yeah, I'm good. Thanks,
can't complain. Chipperez.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
You know, Thursday, even though I don't generally like a
Thursday because it just feels one step away from the weekend,
just to we're nearly there but not quite there.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I'm feeling pretty good about this Thursday.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well, you know, it'll make you feel even better man,
And that's seeing what's coming up on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh how good.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mobius.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Bloody exciting stuff as per usual. Another couple of opportunities
to get into the swingers club, Fellers, we are off
to Fiji and a couple of backbones are going to
be joining us. Stick around for that. A little bit
of chat about a flying Fox houghdy Ja. Yeah, I
know you're not quite across it, but it sounds like
it's been banned and won't be looking into that bit
of a deep dive on it. And we'll be hearing
(02:57):
from the Breakfast team be responding to our theft allegations
because Zoe had a Cruskets thieved. Yeah, the finger was
pointed squeally and fairly at Hoodyges. Yeah, we defended as
honor and we'll be seeing what they've had to say
about it later in the show.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Feels yeah, and we're feeling pretty generous today as well,
so we'll be doing a couple of cuticles for that
Fiji trips and.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Listen out and get Rid to call eight hundred Hodarky.
In the meantime, he's Tom Benny.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky the.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Doors there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
As I said, it's the eleventh of September. And I
don't know if you fellows know this when another birthday
coming up the very soon. So I mean, if it's
not in your diaries, you should probably put it in there.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
In my diary, isn't it at the end of the month.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, towards the end of the month. I just want
to give you guys plenty of time to sort out
with all the.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Time I need.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Sort you already sort of?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, it's all done, is it? Honest? Way? Is it
in transit? Probably you've probably got Have you got it? No?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Not yet, because I'll get your hands you've got it.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get you the same as last year.
If that's all g.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You get me a pornamu.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You don't ask for a pornamu.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Jason. Why is bestowed upon you man right for doing
something of great manner. Yeah, why do you get.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
One because I because he left because I left my
old show.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah good, but it may you know, I'm getting into
that sort of reflective zone. And I was thinking about
you know, I was sitting at home yesterday and thinking
about you, Mogi, and about how the I think it
was last week some time you're going.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I woke up in the morning and I had.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
A really sore foot and there was no reason for it,
Like you hadn't been exercising, you hadn't been doing anything.
And then you were like, well, I guess this this
is how it is now that slowly my body is
going to start falling apart. And when you think about it,
I mean, I'm a little bit younger than you, to
be fair, but when you think about it, it's like
an old car, isn't it feeling When you've done four
(05:07):
hundred five hundred k things start to go wrong, And
I get the same thing, magie. You know what's ailing
me at the moment? My heat hurts all the time.
I'm doing that thing that old people do, not that
I'm old. When I get up and down, I'm like ah,
or when I'm tying my laces, I breathe really heavily,
and my wife's like, are you okay? My ankles are poked,
(05:28):
They really hurt all the time. The soul of my
foot hurts. But what really got my goat this morning
is I woke up and I had a sore eyeball,
and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
What the is that too? Too?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Like kiwis u?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
And I'm just curious if other people are going through
these things, you know what I mean. I know you
are because you're getting older, you know, But I'm curious
to know what's ailing people.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Is it a sign of my impending do what? The
good news is that this is as good as it's
going to get for you from here now to get
wise and worse. And you're right, I did what. I
woke up in the middle of the night to go
to the bathroom and then I found that I had
a limp And I didn't have a limp when I
went to bed, Yes, and it was a sore foot.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It was took hours for it to warm up up
across the day, and then by the end of the
day it'd be warmed up, and then I'd wake up
again the next day and it was back, and then
it just was fine. So eventually it'll get to a
point where it's just not fine. Nothing happened. You've just
done another enough k's on it, enough enough reps on
it that now that thing is broken, do you reckon?
So that was you couldn't explain what.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Happened Onceoever, nothing happened because yes, because quite often it's
like over use and stuff, you know. But like so Jase,
that's probably true for you with all the perving you
you know, because you're using it every day between four
and seven, Ruga, and it's always that one as well,
that one that you close your other eye.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you've got you get your monicle
out and or your but not killers your telescope Ruga.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So you're saying that I woke up this morning with
a massively sore eyeball because I'm a massive PERV.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yes, it's called what is it, pissed pissed eyeball Gorka.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, but you're actually right, Megan, and this is what
I'm going through, and I'm curious. I know what other
people are going through on three four eight three is
that I'll wake up in the morning my hat is
really painful. Then I'll go throughout the day, it'll swarm
up slightly and then it'll be sort of okay, I'll
sit on I get home, I'll sit on the couch
of twenty minutes, get up, and my hap's poked again.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah. I think, you know, once you get to the
end of your life, if you're lucky enough to get
into old age and you've you've kept your marbles, I
think you get to the point where you probably just
want to go because your whole body has fallen to
bits and you just let this thing's garbage me and
I want to because if it's not one thing, it's
the other. I genuinely, I genuinely think that's that's what happens.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
You know, I'm not even going to get into my
elongated testicles.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
One's nearly in the stomach, the other ones down by
my bloody knee.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I mean, what about I thought you were going to
get into it. I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I just know I'll briefly mention it, touch on them. Well,
I'll touch on the mere.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Three four eight three. When did you know you were old?
Every tix through on three for three in the draw
for a fifty little reburg about you, by the way,
I wake up with a saw back sometimes.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Oh whatever, man ah, But you know it's like it's
like a sweatshirt with the string on the sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
With my testicles.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
If I pull one side, it sort of evens them up,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
The drawstring.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
The drawstring, I have to sort of yank it through.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
She d.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
It's indeed white stripes here on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon afternoon. We're talking about what ails
us as we get older. Poke, my hips are poked,
my testicles are poked, my eyeballs poked.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah, you got pervs eye. How are you feeling this afternnoying?
By the way, is it feeling better or are you?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Don't even start, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
We are talking basically the topic is when did you
know you were old?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
On three four eight three, A lot of ticks coming through. Gooday, guys,
I knew I was old when I had to start
asking the he dress to trim my ears.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, that's true. And I've still got an issue with
my eyebrows as well. Because my wife doesn't want to
trim them up, and I'm too blind to trim them.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, so they go all over the shop. Your hear dress,
It doesn't so they do my ears and my eyebrows
when I'm there as.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Well, doesn't he doesn't go to the heddress of those.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, he shaves his own head. This one here, I
knew I was old when I finished, when I realized
that when I finished taking a leak and put my
junk back into my underwear, it starts leaking again for
a few drops, and I have to change my pajamas. Jesus,
(09:41):
can I say that? That's absolutely it is?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
And I've got to the point now where I have
to whack my fatos on the rim there just to
get the last remnants out.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, I just use a handtail. And nobody's any nobody's
any of the wise. It is. It is a weird
one though. It's like a wash is broken on a
tip in the kitchens. It just keeps on dripping. Sadly
you call it. I'm around to have a look at that.
They hea you up on charges kezy, No good, They
can't do anything about it.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
No, Actually, sometimes I just wanted them to have a look.
I was sometimes use like a bit of tissue or something,
just to double check.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I mean, yeah, it's shocked that you're having to do
that at your age, Kezie. I mean it doesn't all
go well for when you hit your forties.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I knew I was old when I had to start
calling my knees good and bad instead of left and right.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's from Alistair. That's a good one, good a fellows.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I knew I was getting old when my hairlines started
to turn into the Maca's logo, Oh this is too good.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And when I couldn't read tiny texts. I've got reading
glasses already, and I'm forty five, and that's where I'm at.
I've had that realization. I've actually had to change the
text now on my phone. And my wife just noticed
the other day, and I think she's really started to
notice the age difference. It's embarrassing, true story on that.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I've got about ten pairs of glasses all around the
house because I lose them constantly.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What about this one, fellas.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I knew I was old when I sit down on
the toilet at one am to have to go wheeze
and then get wheeze all over my plums.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Is a thing.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Elongated testicle already is talking about. Because gravity takes over,
they start dragging the bullers down towards the earth. They
want to They want you to go back to the earth,
don't they, Jasey. And eventually they will have their way.
But in the meantime, you just start banging them against everything,
or in this case, sort of dipping them in the water.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Those rabbits with like the big floppy ears, it's kind
of like that, you know, And they're waiting little bass
and they're just sort of stretching down.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
So when you when you go, do you like put
them around your shoulders like a scarf or something, just
to get them out of the way.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
What I actually do is, yeah, I rest them on
my thigh.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Get a fellas, I knew I was old when I
looked in the mirror and my dad was looking back
at me.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Is it happened to you guys yet? Well, my dad's dead,
so that'll be freaky. I can't believe you brought that up, actually, Keysy,
I mean, you're a shocking burst. Tell you what I
love though, on the elongated testicles, it was when the
old cargo shorts came out, so I had that pocket
(12:17):
sitting right there, and he is.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in four on Radio Hoarchy The Big Show. Swingers Club
is back and this time it's going global.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Hell yeah, man, who rock palms?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
What's the goal?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Forty eight degrees today? Are you serious? That's what you're
going to ask? What a temperature was? Brother? I see
inside you you hate it? How long we've been working together.
You have forty eight degrees today? Man, humidity one hundred
and forty three percent, so it's getting up there. So good.
It's warm man.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Well, Pugs was saying, it's the shoulder season.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't know what that. The shoulder season means. It's
a gap in between the prime tourism seasons, which means
it's just like in the middle of winter it's super
high touristy season. So we're going to be the sort
of you know, and between.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Is the heck, Jason, you go to Europe one day
next year and you simply mass mask go in the
shoulder season. So right now you get when you get
forty forty eight degrees, mine is twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, no, that must be on the other side of
the island. Oh you go to the lines, gone get
a nick your mad Barsett. How's live?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh no, bad, bad, good on your mates?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
On your way home? Are you? Yeah? On the on
the way home. Just had a hard day of being
a mad dog all day?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah he speaking of which, what do you do for
a crust mate?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh yeah we can safety Oh yeah yeah. Can you
be a mad dog and safety man? Yeah you can
if you're not keeping people safe? Yeah, good point. So
that's what you've been doing today, is not keeping people safe.
Good on you.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
You play for the golf, mate, yeah, ye sure, yeah,
bloody brilliant. And if you if you win this trip, man,
who will you bring with you?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh? My mate, churtsys always keep the game of golf, mate,
He's always cooing for a game of golf and a
trip to Fiji.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Chris, Yeah, he loves.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
His Good on you next down the line, and old
big Dilly will look after you in the studio. But
you get a Willy your mad Bassett house live?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Good, good good?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And how you boys right? We really appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I'm good mate, Old keyesyer night around the golf today?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Actually, is it so happens. We played unbelievably.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Well, Willy, I don't I don't doubt that for a
sick and I hope you need any crosskeets for are
you're doing it?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah? Got you there, cruskets on the course, he's got
you there. Come on, man, what do you do for
a crust? Will he? For a crust museum curator? How good?
That is a massive big bone. Yeah, you don't get
many of them around. Which which museum? Will he?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
One of the ones that haven't you talking about the
Is it the Settlers Museum?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah? That's right, yep, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I love the Settlers Museum and I've been there a
couple of times.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Bloody good. Every time we talk about it, you're as big. Yeah,
you're saying you could do with some decent curation ry
and he yeah, fell off? That was off in chair?
Will I? If you win? Man?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Who all you bring with you?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
I should really say my wife.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
But I'm another bit of a predicament.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Because my mate Rowan got on the drawer down the
day and he needs to take me to a better time,
my mate row The.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Trick is you're going to say you're going to take
him man, and then hopefully he wins. You don't have
to worry about it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Will you sat in the line? Will he big Dilly
will look after you. It's a good good word doing it,
Isn't that? Just get a whole bunch of mates. Yeah,
you know you still got the same problem.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Who do I take it? Is?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Peers yea to work. It's the only way it works
because it's two people, and those two people will be
joining us at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa
where white sand beaches meet world class hospitality, playing a
championship golf course flying Fiji.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Earways.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
That's in Fiji, by the way, where happiness comes naturally.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Manuf, Hey, fellas, you think we need to get a
bit of fake tan action happening.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I don't need it. I was in Europe and I've
got a natural tan. That's wrong, one brother. Why do
you want to look fake tan? I just want to
look really cool. Man. I'll do it with you. Man, Well,
I'll show you how it's done because I did it
before Europe. Good. There's a tune, Fellas, rage, It is
a tune.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
The police there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is four point fifty one. Let's
talk some TV.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Fellas, I haven't
been watching TV because I'm sitting at home with my
wife having a conversation. We'll listening to tunes on my
new stereo. I know if day guys don't worry at
(17:26):
won't last? I know the marriage?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, good? What did you watch Jason?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh? How many buzzies out time? Do you give that?
Five buzzies? Five out of five buzzies? So far? Good stuff?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
And what what channels that on?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You can look through our windows, all our windows, you know,
the blinds are up. Everybody's welcome to come around. Men,
so good. I recommend around, but boring probably seven until nine,
maybe having a glass of wine. Things really kick off
after that. Yeah, sounds good, man, sounds real good. I've
got an apology to make.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
We've got the apology music there?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Keasy? I mean, I know it's probably.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
And I'm disgusted with myself.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh god, I'm ashamed.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I was talking about a show on TV and Z
Plus yesterday called Suspicious.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's not what it was called. Didn't feel right at the.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Time, and I just went with it anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
It's called protection. Protection.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
You always forget protection, eh, but you still just.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Go with it anyway. That's the four kids. So what
is it called protection? Protection? Yeah? And actually, and you
don't write you don't write today, Nah, protection, I don't.
I don't rate it at all. You were saying never again,
(19:03):
never again, man.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Well done on another apology without saying sorry. By the way,
that's like the tenth one.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It's unbelievable. Yeah. Do you want me to talk about
the TV show I move on?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Is it going to be some sort of real estate Nope, plavor.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
That's not.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Last night I got home and I apologize to her
on your say. I was very tired. I had a
terrible sleep and I felt quite low energy last night.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I got home.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
My wife was out until about nine thirty, wow, and
I was like, burn bachelor night, you know, and keep on,
don't start the monkey porn.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah cool, Yeah, we'll get to it.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I just losing steam over here, man. No.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I got home and I couldn't be bothered playing PlayStation
or doing anything. I literally just binge watched a comedy
which I've done in ages. Just lay on the couch
watched five straight episodes of a comedy highly recommend. Now
I love it Tires on Netflix. Right, Okay, it's just
it's stupid, Like it's just dumb. Yeah, but it's super entertaining.
I was invested in the characters, watch the whole first season,
(20:09):
and I'm excited to rip into the second season.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Sweet. That's good enough for me, thanks, Kezy, I give it.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
It's like a good three and a half buzzies out
of five for just the first season. Just mindless, silly.
I could see myself watching it again at some stage.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, I prefer having a bit more intellec sure I
don't like sort of mindless fath Yeah, right, but anyway,
that's great, Kezy. Three and a half bussy's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Here's the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, welcome back to your messive back bones. Hope your
Thursday's going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the
Big Show. Bill to you, but Reburger.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Handcrafted Burger's, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will change
the game.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Jo yum, that so good. Thank you Clash, Thank you Pugs.
I mean Pug said all the work.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah, we should incidentally say that old Pugs is away.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
At the moment.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, he's away today, tomorrow and Monday as well. He's
moving house there with his partner. It's a huge call,
especially you know what giving out a rocky it is. Yeah,
I mean, moving in together is not going to solve
that's the issue a relationship, any more than having a
kid is going to solve the problems. So just take notes. Yeah, yeah,
(21:33):
I mean I was about to help your team up
on Pugs here, and then it came back to me there.
You know that's a good point, Muggie.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Well no, but Muggy's right.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I mean, I don't want to use the word not
This has nothing to do with you, Kezy, no to
do with Pugs. I don't want to use the phrase
last ditch.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yes, but I'm going to the last chance saloon. Yeah, yeah, sure,
you can use that if you want.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
And often people those situations will do drastic things like
move in together in an attempt to sort of shore
up the leaky boat, the.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Band aid, putting a band aid over it. You know,
let's move in together. Maybe that'll stop us fighting. You
know what I mean, that's what you were saying, Ajs,
you guys did.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah, that's when my wife and I were a really struggling.
I said, hey, let's move in together and have four kids.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
That'll that should take the pressure off.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
It was just constant band aid after band aid after
band aid with old hoodie j.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
There my band aids, but just not protection.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Well, as I say, I mean, I'm not really into protection.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Projection, but that projection, that's good stuff, fellas.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
No, I think listen, let's be serious here, Yes, be safe,
use protection, take responsibility.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
All right, Sorry you being serious? Been totally serious, Keezy.
I agree, Do as I say, not as I do.
What is Words from Hody J hoy Z Bot.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy's Indeed.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Green Day There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The time is five point fifteen.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Fellers, We've got some breaking news.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
This is breaking news. This is huge news.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Out of the pater Umu area, Kapiti Coast. Yes, Kaitowa Reserve.
There's a flying fox there. It's been there for thirty years.
They're shutting it down because it's a health and safety
risk now and they're saying Flying Fox is too dangerous.
It's huge news based on what well, it's based on
a slew of injuries. It's someone I'm getting quite seriously injured.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But what they don't measure there, So as soon as
somebody gets hurt, what happens, jays every bastard knows about it.
They don't measure how many people had the time of
their lives. That's true, do there's no counter there? Again,
eight thousand kids loved it. One kid couldn't hack it.
Shut it down. But if you couldn't hack it, I
think it sounds like you couldn't hack it.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
But I think it actually snapped or I don't think
it was.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I remember at our school we had a flying fox.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, because at the you know, you'd stop at the
end with the cresscross there, that's right, and it was
like it was.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Like a flying fox slash catapult.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yes, so you go hooning down there on the flying Fox,
you'd stop at the end and it would fling you off.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That's right into the ether.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
About another oh, I'd say a good thirty forty meters.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, absolutely, And we had the same thing at the
one that we used and it had an old tire
yes at the end of it, and that was there
was no sort of slowing process. In the later ones
they had brakes on them so you could come to
a gredule stop. When that removed, makes sense, that removes
all the fun. Yeah. The thing about a flying foxes
(25:02):
you don't know where you're going to end up.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
So that because when I used to go on a
flying fox I thought the fun part was like going
down the hill as the fun part hitting the end
at full speed.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well, it's trying to see how fast you can get
and then seeing how far you can go. So it's
like like the triple jump or a long jump. It's like, man,
this is just the sprint, and the action really starts
when when you stop, yeah, suddenly.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
And it does sound very dangerous. I mean, I can
see why they're shutting this one down.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, no, it's not just that, but it teachers kids
a whole bunch of different things like grip strengths. Yet
you need to learn to have steal grip strength on
those things you want to let go.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, we used to get catapulted. We had to sing
at our school where we'd get catapulted, and then we
started putting twists and turns in there, yes, you know,
and to see and I I think I did a
quadruple twist, should have six semi half rolls, and then
the dish landed on my feet.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
That was the best I ever got. Jason ended up
doing a three year run and suped a solet after that.
I did, man, really, yeah, we were you were you
landing on?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Was there like a rubbery area or something like a
soft landing area that they set up for it?
Speaker 4 (26:16):
No, it was the ash fohalt. That was the ash falt?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Right, wasn't that really hurting?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Like?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Well, I tell you what, it makes you get it right?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Right? So that's the thing easy, right, These kids aren't
learning anything anymore, you know, they never have a chance
to get anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
You know, And I get what you're saying. It's just
that this particular one actually like snapped.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
And yeah, it.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Wasn't that the kid did anything wrong. It was just that,
you know, it did broke, but it complained about it.
Just fix it, get on with it, so you want
the kid to fix it.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
It was actually funny because on one occasion on our
flying fox at our score and it snapped and the
kid that was riding it just grabbed onto it like
Tarzan and just hooped through the air and just did
he make the noise?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
No, he didn't.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Actually just instinctively knew what to do in that situation.
I'm amazed you as a kid, Kesey, you're allowed on
a flying fox given your fragility.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
I wouldn't have been allowed on those ones at your school.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
No.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
No, Actually, the flying fox at my school was one
where it was above you and you held you hold
on above you.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Well okay, well, isn't it. Isn't there what a flying
fox says? A flying foxes? Yeah, that's it. You hold
there is the ones where you can sit on it tired.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Oh wow, okay, you've got to be hanging on.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Right.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Okay, So what are you saying about this thing getting
shut down?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You're against it? Well, it's just more of this PC
rubbish gone. It's gone mad. It's gone mad, isn't it?
And I've had enough. I mean some of my favorite
broken limbs were as the resululd have been on a
flying fox. Yeah, well, I mean that that's what they're
trying to stop.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
You don't get a face like this, Keysy not doing
the flying Fox.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I mean that's they should shut all them down. Then
you don't get a leaky blader by playing at safe. Kezy,
I don't want a leaky ladder. Moogi grow Up.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The hood Achy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki The
Big Show. Swingers Club is back, and this time it's
going global.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Bulla racism Alert, racism Alert.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
You've got to stop sitting that off, Jase. I'm just saying,
Buller man.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Racism alert, racism alert.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Can you say it please, Mogi Bulla.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
That's fine. It's literally like I'm not it's calibrated to
just go off if someone says something that's really borderline
racist and not okay, do it again.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Jace Buller Racism Alert, racism Alert.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah, no, we've got to stop. We've gotta stop doing it. Hey,
fail as you excited to go to Fiji Men's out
the Intercontinental Fiji Golf.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Resultant SPA, I am are you gonna wear shorts? Keysing me?
We oh man, Yeah, because I wore speedos in Europe Jase, I'm.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Not gonna wear speedos. I wear shorts.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah, you we like boardies.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
But my legs are getting building up a little bit
because I'm doing so much walking and hurry about it.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You guys will just mock me. And you're the best,
number one best in the world, brother freaking badly?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah, sure, sure, that doesn't you know? Should we go
to the phone lines fellas? Oh that's right, get a
chrissy man barst how's live?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, bullet mate? What are your leagus.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
Racism alert?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
What are your leagues like, Chris? Oh, they can carry around?
I think they're all right?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The old are you running? The old? Keg on toothpicks?
Sit up? What do you do for a crust? Chris working?
Oh yeah, and you're like a bit of a whack
on the golf course, do you? Oh? I love splitting. Yeah,
I hear you, man, I hear. And who would you
(30:23):
take with you if you wont Probably one of the jealous?
Yeah good, you're already going man hopefully. Yeah, good chat there,
good Crystal chucking the drawer made all right? Good luck, Tony?
Thanks you okay's good a temmy man Barsett house life.
(30:46):
Yeah good, thanks man. Good good day at work?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Tom? Oh, it's been a good day work. Ye, good
to hear. What do you do for a crust?
Speaker 8 (30:54):
I don't know if I'm in the back.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
But marketing, Yeah, you're a don't worry about not from me.
It's not everyone.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
What's wrong with marketing?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Jase doesn't know what it means. I know exactly what
it means.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
My wife doesn't, do you, Jase?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah? I do explain marketing to us right now.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
My daughters as a very successful marketing person.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Sure right, But what does she do? She does marketing? Hey? Yeah, Tom?
Do you like him bit of golf? Do your mate?
I don't love a bit of golf. I'd love to
play a lot more golf, but that's not happening at
the moment. Yeah, I get you. I had a twenty
year break because of kids. Do you have a handicap
(31:40):
or anything like that? I like to say. That's about okay? Yeah,
good stuff, Tom. Will you stay on the line and
old Big Dilly will take care of you as well?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Good?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
A couple of backbones A great We are, of course
staying at the Interconstintal Fiji Golf resortance. But it's all
thanks to touristm Fiji and also Fiji Airways. Yeah, as
they said, going over there in the shoulder season, which
is the least the least less touristy time to go,
but it's still amazing. Twenty eight degrees are kidding me?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Cat bloody.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I don't want anyone else cluttering up the golf course,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I want a free ride. Well, you don't want anyone
getting hit in the head with your stray balls. To
be fair, I think you're probably gonna be the one
heading stray balls there, Mogi. Yeah, but not in the air.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Oh yeah, true, getting hit in the ankle.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Four on Radio ho Lucky Marci Playground there on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening. The time exactly
twenty minutes, just six o'clock.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Hey guys, just quickly a bit of a reminder that
if you'd like to win tickets, flights and accommodation down
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Chuck you our details in there. You and a mate
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Speaker 1 (33:13):
Uh feilers.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
I've got a bit of a business idea. We need,
like a business ideas sting we do because I have
so many, Like, hey, I'll try this one. Can you
just say like big show business ideas, Jason, big.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Joe business ideas. That's good man, It's like you on
the first of the job. Yeah, why did I think
this was a good idea?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Okay, try this on for size. Feel free to be
open and honest with me, all right, because I want criticism.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I want the.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Preferably just about the product itself and nothing personal.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
The product is the product is is great. But what's
up with that, Chack?
Speaker 5 (34:05):
The idea is bibs for adults, right man, babs man bib.
I don't want to be sexist about it, Jason. People
of any gender could wear them. But yeah, man bibs,
and what it is. It's a bib that you wear
to a restaurant and you put it over your nice
clothes and you eat your meal with it. Because I
(34:26):
love like noodles. For example, I love noodles. I'm slipping spicy,
saucy noodles, and I have ruined tin shirts with the
oil stains splatter stains on them.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
You love noodles, I love noodles.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
They don't have in these particular restaurants like servis or
things like that.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Well they do, but I don't want to be that
guy that tucks in a serv it. You just look
like you're about to really chow down on So you'd
rather check on a man beb Well that's the product
will be cool. It'll be like wow. So I don't
know what the product is going to look like, but
it'll be cool.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
What about if you go out this is just different
idea on the same thing, right, and you've got you're
like wearing T shirts, but they're like handy towels, right right,
not exactly the same fabric, slightly more T shirt. He's
something in between. And then when you spell stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
All over it, you just pull that layer off.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
And you've got a new, same identical T shirt underneath.
That would be amazing. And then you get to the
last one, it's just cardboard like inside the handytail.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Look, I think there's got some merit there, kizy right.
I don't know about you, but I'm shocking. And I'll
eat my meal and then I look down on the
shit all over me. There's food, you know, and your crumbs,
and you know, particularly chippy crumbs.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I am absolutely appalling. We're all appalling.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
And I am not opposed at all to like a
backbone man.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Bit I'm always shoveling things in my god.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Backbone bib, you're always shoving things in your god, I am.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
And my wife, my wife is just disgusted. Right. I
don't know what it is, but imagine, and I can't come.
I can't eat.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
You're shoving stuff in your gob watching you. But you've
got a man, I've got a backbone bone.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
How sexy is there? And I and and the reason
I wanted to be a man, but because I feel
that woman don't insightful generally much more elegant eaters than men.
They don't fest food into their face as men do.
(36:37):
And I've seen I've seen you. I've seen you eat
a pizza Keezy, and I was disgusted and I'm a dude.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, you're right. I tell you what. This idea for
a business has given me another idea for a business.
Key that idea. Yeah right?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Do you want to picture this right Tony's noodles. Yeah,
it's cool, man, that's a good business. It's just what
me selling noodles.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
The name of the business. I can see you behind
the counter.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
They're stretching out noodles, Tony, I'll stretch your noodle Jays.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
The Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Tune in on Radio Pool Jam there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening the time five point
fifty two.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Hey fellas, this time next week. Actually, we're going to
be down in beautiful Toto heard of it. Yes, it
was beautiful. What is beautiful? Mount Munganui specifically say the
mount was beautiful. It's all part of the same area though,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Tod on Mount Muminu.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
We're going to be down there on the beach Na
Hot Springs Bar outside the Mount Mumanu Surf Club. That
is right in the main area of Mount Beach. There
they've set up Hot Springs spar for us. We're going
to be broadcasting the show live from a spar pool. Look,
it's it's pretty good, isn't it. We get to experience
all sorts of different things that so many people on
this great green Earth keysy don't get to experience. So
(38:08):
having a spa specifically set up.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
For us to be able to go and sit down
and broadcast the radio show and talk to a whole
string of backbones who've achieved greatness, Yeah, and their chosen professions.
It's an absolute honor and there's no downside whatsoever.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
No, you couldn't have said it better. It is, of course,
to celebrate the fact that the Hot Spring Spars T
twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook is coming back
and tickets are officially going to be on sale Wednesday
next week from black Clash dot co dot inz. So
if you hear us broadcasting it is officially time to
get over to black Clash dot co dot in z'
get your tickets. It sells out every year. It's a
(38:47):
freaking epic event. Even if you're only mildly into sport,
not even cricket. You will have a bloody good time.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, it's a great day out for the whole family.
Or if you wanted to just take your mates and
get a few beers in you. She gets really bloody rowdy,
she does. Put it this way, there's nothing else like
it in New Zealand sporting events. It used to be
the sevens that's gone. This is a replacement your.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Meet Patty NEPs. Last year, well this year actually, wasn't it.
Casey sent the crowd into a frenzy.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
They were loving it, mate, you know, and you know
fair enough to I might get them out again this
well next next year. It's confusing, isn't it? Because it's
January next year, January seventeenth, and Bay Oval underlies that.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Seems like a long way away. But it's the light
up in the air man. But I'm bloody thrilled that
that's one thing that it's locked in.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
And we'll be in the hot tub again, I'd say,
and i'd say you will have a chance to warn,
a chance to sit in that hot tub with us.
But when we are broadcasting Wednesday next week celebrating the
tickets going on sale, will be joined in our in
our hot tub. We'll have our speedo's on Mike. The
legends with speedos on to will be joining us Black
Class Legends. Neil Wagner all right and Karen Reid. Oh yes,
(39:58):
they're gonna be jumping in with us. I've heard a
rumor that the mayor of Totonger, Mahi Drysdale, is going
to come down as well.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Right, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Have you ever considered like Nepal reduction, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Can we just focus on the Black class? It's just wondering.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
I could have really easily just asked a similar question
about you and reduction, but I'm not going to. We're
also going to have Black Class tickets up for grabs
down on the main beach there too, joking. The game
is called six on the beach. Oh yeah, if you
come down and hit us Sex, you win the tickets.
You get it, Jase, Yes, Sex on the beach, but yes,
(40:34):
Wednesday next week, the seventeenth of September, tickets officially go
and sell Black Class dot Coto INSI and you will
hear us broadcasting from the mount in at hot Spring SPA.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Good stuff. You're laughing because I stumbled over. Hot Spring
is that funny. It doesn't much Hi, yeah plenty coming
up half.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
A big show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in week
days at four on Radio Hodkey.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yes, indeed, welcome back in messing Bag Buns. You're listening
to the big show brought to you by Reburger, serving.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Good times and good food dining or take it away home?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yes, take it away home with Reburger today. Ummo yo yum.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Yeah, yam yam yam, yah ya yam yum yum.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Scrumptedly obtious. People like it.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
She would do it was just some of the reviews
sent through by people.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Actually just thinking about Reburger. I'm starving. What are you
having for teaukesy?
Speaker 5 (41:40):
This is a good check.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
That's good question. I always like to know whether I
need to be jealous or not. I don't know what
I'm having for dinner, neither do I. Well, I think
I'm having a steak, are you. I've been asked to
pick something up on the way home, but also might
she might do prawns instead. I'll go prawn go the ras. Yes, do.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
To get a little surf over. Yeah, you hate I
feel like you wouldn't like the idea of the seafood
and the steak together.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
You're so right, Keys, we haven't even talked about it now.
I'm surprised that you picked up on that.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
It's just based on like you don't like fruit and
stuff together, and you got, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I don't. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
I might text my wife, but I always get a
bit nervous about that.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Oh yeah texting your wife.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
No, just about you know what's seriously, it seems presumptuous
of me to assume she's going.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
To cook dinner, right, but you said don't.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
And secondly, you know, sometimes I invest a lot in
what I'm going to be eating and if it's not
what I want, it bums me out on the way home.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I need to fix the is hitting the wall.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
I just messaged my wife saying, what's on the dinner? Yes,
So I'll let you guys know what she says.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Right, Yeah, cool man, cool? What tune are we going
into here? Sounds like it might be a little bit
of GNR? Do you know that sense for guns?
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
You could be mine.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Tune in week days.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
At four on Radio Hodarchy Ozzie Osborne there on the radio,
hold Arkey Big show this South Thursday evening.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Hey, fellas, do you want to get a bit of
big Dick energy going? Um, maybe not for myself, but
for others. Yeah, you know, I want to help other
people get big d energy. I feel like you could
use it though, man, big d energy. I don't know energy.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Oh yeah dick Oh yeah, yeah yeah, because you don't
have that huge of a deck, do you.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Well, no, I don't. But it's also it's a little
bit odd for me because because it's a rental. Although
I suppose it depends on what kind of things I
could do to give myself big deck energy. Keyzy, Well, for.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Example, Mogi and Jace, you could go trade tested dot
co dot in zid Man, That's what I was thinking. Yeah,
they'll make your dick great and you can go there
right now. Yeah, you go there right now. I have
a look at what you can get and make a
little shopping cart up to the value of two thousand,
five hundred dollars and then it's a hooduk your coatt
in zid getting the drawer with Big Dick energy and
(44:18):
we can be calling you tomorrow and saying Hey man,
we're gonna buy you all that stuff and that cart.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Every Friday this month.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
And actual fact that's going on thanks to the good
bar sets at trade test and how good founders.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I do like a bit of dick action.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
You know, he's sitting out in a nice chair there,
maybe the barbie, sizzling away, having a few coldies, chatting
with your chums or whatever. How good At two and
a half thousand dollars you can get a fair amount
of stuff for that.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Do you like doing that?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
No? Not really, but I mean, actually people do You've
never ever invited us around?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Having said that, what you know, just a few chums over.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
It's interesting you say that, Kezy, because you've never invited
me to your house.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
I don't have a dick. Yeah, you've got three is
a reason why you get people because you've got a dick. Yeah,
come on, we got to yours, mogi. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
And we're outside. There was a pool party, remember that.
Amazing And we're outside in the sun and it's great,
you know, good summer vibes.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
I've got a small front deck. I mean, we can
all just hang out there.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
What happens to your back, dick? It's falling apart.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
It's not safe to go on my back deck, which
one's north facing my front deck.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, so we could do a thing on your front yeah,
a little bit Sunday. Yeah, yeah, you bring the meat, Keezy.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Why don't we all just bring some stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I was going to say, Mogi bring the beersies. No,
I'll bring my I'll bring myself. You just bring yourself. Yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Actually, could you bring some beersies too, Keezy.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
And meat and some salads. Do you have dick Dick
cheers and stuff. I'll provide the bread and butter and
the sauce.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
Yeah, man, that sounds sick. Trade tisted dot coto in
zi fill your cart up. Then got a hodak you
dot coda ins into the drawer, right and you could
cut out your deck.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Do you guys like Supergroove? Oh yeah, kind of.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
The Larchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Tune in on.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Radio Holarky ac DC there on the Radio Honarchy Big
Show this Thursday evening. And now Fellas, I'm still, you know,
harboring resentments about the accusations that were thrown my way,
specifically with regards to Zoey, who works as the producer
on the breakfast show on this very station. Yeah, she
(46:31):
had a new packet apparently because I don't know of
crusskets on her desk that was stolen. She was furious
and allegations actually weren't thrown specifically.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
At me, they were thrown at the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Who then my own mates, the Fellers turned on me
and accused me of stealing them.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Well, Jay, so that's right.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
So Zoe for those listen to ant where she wasn't
into and a bit like a month ago, you know.
So she's on not a heap of money and she
eats cruskets just to get by. She asked everyone in
the office, have you seen my craskets?
Speaker 1 (47:05):
No? No, no, where did you leave them?
Speaker 5 (47:06):
They're on my desk overnight they went missing instantly put
two and two together. The Big Show stole them aka Jason.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
And two together that the Big Show style them. Then
we put two and two together.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
That Jay stop because Jay Steel's chips every day, yes,
every day, seems to get off on it. Apparently Brecky
heard us discussing it, and there's been a new development
and what they're calling crusket Gate.
Speaker 7 (47:31):
There used to be some snack of chingy chips. Oh
my god, in the office in a special room, and
he ate an entire box.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I think that's what these crumbs are.
Speaker 7 (47:41):
I think there were forty packets in a box, and
I think he ate an entire box himself.
Speaker 8 (47:45):
It got to the point where they were hidden. Then
he found where they were hidden. Then there was a
note put on, please don'tate these chips for a prime.
Then they had to be moved again. He's since found
them yet again.
Speaker 7 (47:57):
I've witnessed him commit a number of crimes over the
years when it comes to.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
The sort of stuff. That man is like a truffle
dog for free food. He also thinks that if it's
in the office that's sent to him.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Anytime anything of mine has gone missing, might have been
been my phone misplacing it.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Everyone always goes, have you checked with Jay? Okay? So,
Joe Starlet, I am disgusted, And because you have been
secret of about the fact that Zoe chipped in at
the end there and you know put her too sent
in about me as well. I thought Zoe and I
were mate. Yeah, I know how you feel about when
(48:33):
women give their opinion.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
You guys have made So what's your last name.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Listen, how do you so? Can you respond to? Look?
Can you respond?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
I can't respond to it very comfortably because I'm totally
innocent of the charge.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Right, But I didn't.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
I had no idea of any crust skets. I don't
go rooting around on people's desks looking for food. I
may occasionally, let me make the point, steal a packet
of chaps that my colleagues then too fast into their
own gods taking.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
In the cron completely not true, because Jays comes in
and hammers them. Now you won't even share them because
we knock them out. But the reason why I believe
that it wasn't you, Jason, is because why would you
steal something so bland as a crusket exactly when there are,
you know, an absolutely utopia of free chips that you
could easily just as easily steal exactly the thing.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
And I've never been around that side of the office
by the way to Zoe's desk.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Can I say?
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I do want to support you, and I do agree
with you, Mogi. However, I think at this point, Jace,
it's the thrill of stealing stuff.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Now, that's right. So you're saying I'm a clepto.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
You're a klepto, right, But that's just no, no, no,
that's just the thought that's in my mind. I'm not
saying you did do it, And from now on I
will back you up and say I don't think you
to do it. But that's just something on more, it's
something to be considered. Yeah, is the most prolific thief?
Is it possible that he had something to do with
the theft of food?
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Look, I can see people, you know, putting it all
together and coming to me.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
I get him.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
Yeah, but I will say one hundred percent, Zoey, I
am innocent of the.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Chart for the Hiurarchy Big show weekdays from four on
Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
Well you get you me and Bar said that's a
big show down and dastic for your Thursday night Friday tomorrow.
Fellows thought, well after Thursday, Yeah exactly. So that's crazy
stuff it is, ma. Yesrober, I haven't been here for
a throbber in a while.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
No, that's a staggy. Well, we had one last week
and Joe Scott you in another rest risk. We'll talk
about that. Yeah, I want to hear about Yeah, yeah,
I heard it was terrible. It was a shocker, But
we do need to come up with a theme, and
I guess it's going to be something around finals, that
footy feeling that we've got with the Warriors coming up
over the weekend. Something about champions, winners, losers, et cetera.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Maybe it's just yeah, maybe it's just finals or just
a song that represents your feelings towards the Wars.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, it feels like a keasy copy winners and Losers Stars. Yeah,
I agree, yeah, Victor specific otherwise you get real loose
on it. Key Oh, totally.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
What do you call another Keezy one special?
Speaker 1 (51:40):
No, that's no anyway. We do a podcast outro. It's
bonus content. You can find it every day seven thirty pm.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
It comes out by searching hducky Big Show.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
What's the clip today?
Speaker 5 (51:50):
Man, good question, Mogie. This one just says few.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
My wife saying to me, now.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
Hush, he said, few, p h e w w h
e w.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
That's wrong.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, it is wrong. I'm going to have her up
about it. You should have.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
I'm onreally sensitive ground with her at the moment, given
the release of that video yesterday. Human he does, But
then she saw it again and went, actually, yeah too,
but it was too late by then. It was it
was out on the ether. It am like something like
eight hundred shees or something. God almighty, most of those
were us.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Hear me sharing.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
It's got Nadia lemb vibes all over it.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Actually that one.
Speaker 4 (52:41):
You need to speak to Nadia because we were talking
about an interview she did and she was talking about
how traumatized she was by that notorious piece that I
did back in the day.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
Did you think you having a chat to her about
it will solve them?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Well, I mean I actually wanted to know. I've suffered too. Yeah,
we'll suffered together. Well, but I mean, was kind of
you doing the thing though? Was yeah? Yeah, it was
a victim. Yeah, but she knew I was doing that thing.
Sure we should get her on for a chat about it. Yeah,
why don't we do a one hour special podcast on it?
Good idea, mate, I listened to that. Hey, now listen.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Make sure you check out the Instagram account.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
There's lot's going on there. Check out the podcast.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
We'll be back, same time, same place tomorrow Friday till
then see you later.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Bye,
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