FULL SHOW: We're On Wax, Baby

On today's show, Jase is a psychopath, there's something about Mogey and Keyzie flips What's On The Dinner.

STAMP THE YARD:
(00:00) Intro: Withered pins
(04:23) What's Up With Old Mogey?
(09:44) Jase's psychological discovery
(13:40)  Give it a nudge
(17:58) TV TIME
(23:25) Intro: Vicaroulisly
(25:33) Keyzie's big audition
(31:17) TOOLIN AROUND
(34:40) An exciting announcement
(38:46) Intro: Uninvited guests
(41:22) What's On The Fiji?
(44:45) Gig a little!
(48:25) MEATPATTY
(53:08) Farewell...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big show, really.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Big, Jason Hitch, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Give a your mad Bastard's great to have your company
this Wednesday afternoon, the fifteenth of October.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
And you, my friends, is always listening to the Big Show,
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Speaker 4 (00:28):
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh, we've gone old school aake easy, just one of
the old ones.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
That's right, man, just sort of keep it short and
sharp today.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Nice, speaking of short and sharp, well, tall and sharp,
old Magi.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Hell are you Ustelia get I'm pretty grassy your mad dog,
your six son of a b Jason always had been,
I always have been. That's true. There's something wrong with you, man.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
There probably is. There's many things wrong.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
With upstairs, you know. Yeah, you've got to screwlers, Yeah totally.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, there's what I love about you. And look, hey,
we're only a couple of sleeps way until we go
to FI. I'm not looking forward to it. I'm not
bringing it up all the time. I'm just saying I
just want you guys to be ready. You pecked your bags, man, No.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
No, She's going to be very very minimal on that front.
I mean in terms of packing the bags.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Are you going to wear shorts?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yes? Really? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Man, that's great. That is because I like, my dad
always only wears jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
So, you know, I've got memories as a kid of
being in the Gold Coast at the win and Wild
Amusement Park there and my dad's just sitting on one
of the beach lounges and jeans. Yeah, and we're frolicking
around and you know, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Look, you know there used to be a bit of
you know I used to worry about because my legs
are so horrendous that I used to. But I'm like,
I'm fully prepared mentally for that, my white.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
This is the thing you.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Always say, you're going to get some gip. We never
give you a gip.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
We don't give you any gip. No, I don't mean
from you fol online. I don't know if you've noticed this.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Online people can be very cruel.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
No, they can. You know what I'm saying. Somebody said
I had a big nose. Can you believe that the outrage.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Speaking of big noses, what.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Was that, Withered pins?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
How you're going you're really great? Yeah, good stuff, actually
really great.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's what is it Wednesday? It's Wednesday,
and we've got one more show tomorrow, of course, and
then Freddie Show will be doing live from beautiful Fiji.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, man, I'm first up.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Man, it's a little The sun is on the horizon
and each day that goes past it gets bigger and brighter.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You know. Yeah, that's a good way of looking at it,
A great way of looking at it.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Right at the end of the tunnel there, Jace, Yes,
how are you? I've got a bit of a sore eye.
I think I'm getting a sty.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
No, that's the Big Sea.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, probably, so I'm hoping that I'm going to make
the trip to Fiji.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Sty.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
There's no way with my that pins in a sty
that I can show myself publicly.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Three four?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Right? Three?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Who would like to replace jas on The Big Show's
golf trip this weekend of Fiji?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, Hey, Mogi, what's coming up? What's happening on The
Big Show with old Mogi.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, it's another day of the week, which means it's
another opportunity to get involved with the Diamonds on Richmond Competition,
your opportunity to get into the drawer to win an
eight thousand dollars engagement ring. If you're in a relationship
with you know someone who's in a relationship who needs
to crack on with it, stick around because I've got
a huge prize here for you. Not only that, Jason's suffering,
ain't you mate from a few teenager conundrums? Yes, I am.

(03:38):
We're working through them one at a time. And outside
of that, the guys are just telling me off here
how great I'm looking. So we're going to get into
that next who were.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
There is something different about you can't quite place it
at the moment, but god, you're looking good.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Here's the killer the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodikey Primal Screen.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock. And as
we've been banging on incessantly about the fact that we're
going to fig this Friday, I'll be honest with you,
we're just treading water at the moment. We are until
we're actually treading water and for g.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well, we're going to leave you an open water and
you'll just be treading water.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Totally. Man, I love that stuff. That does happen though, Jason.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
What you get left in the open water? You do?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah? People who go out for snorkeling trips, yes, you know,
particularly guys that aren't the best swimmers in the world,
they find themselves. They go down and have a look
at the reef, and then they come back and every
bastard's pissed off. Yeah. Yeah, So I start to keep
in mind.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
There's been some great movies about now. Now we're talking
about preparations and I'm just looking at you and I'll
be bucket. I don't know if you if you've noticed this,
two Kizzy, there's something about you, Muggy that's slightly different
and I can't and it's driving me nuts because I
can't put my finger.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
In it and on it. Sorry. Yeah, he certainly looks different, thanks, man,
Is it in a good way or a bad way? Great?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You look sensationally good.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Here here a new hair hair.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I have got a new hair hair. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
I got a new lid cat today. In fact, my
daughter this morning I said, she was asking me about
something rather than I said. I said to her, well,
I've got I've actually got to go and get a
haircut today. And she said, why are you getting the haircut?
I said, well, before we go to Fiji, you don't
want to get a haircut. And she said, Dad, you

(05:32):
don't have to look cool all the time. Is that
what she said? That's honestly what she said. You know,
kind of you couldn't do because it just comes with
the job.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
But I don't even know that that's it though, because
I don't know, you just look really well and healthy.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Saying that, up until like recently, I've been looking quite sickly.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, you've been heading it quite hard, you know what
I mean, and sort of I'm used to sort of
being sort of pallid, gray and stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
But you're looking bloody. Is that?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm thinking? Jim, Maybe Jim out of the gym. Yeah, yeah,
that'll be it. Maybe, And all my kidneys have been
playing that. Okay, might be that'll be it might be
liver failure.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I think so, yes, it could be because I've got shocking
bastard of a liver. Yeah, yeah, shocking. He's got the
Hilis in there.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Have you got Have.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
You your teeth widened or something? No, I don't believe
in that you were in context. I believe that you
should your teeth. You know, the yellower the better, totally
right context. No, no, no, no, I was going to
get some glasses, but I didn't.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Oh, maybe it's that. Maybe the thing that looks different
is the fact that he was going to get some glasses.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, it could be. Yeah, sunglasses, but I'm not
wearing those at the moment because I haven't bought them yet.
It'll be that too. Yeah, and I've got to get
some new shorts. And I left one of the Jendles
on that stag do that I went to on the weekend.
Yeah right, Gendle, is it there in the house? You've done?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
You haven't had any.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
It's dry. It's like on the tip of my tongue.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know. You just look really healthy.
Appreciate it, especially given the weather that we've had lately.
It's been passing down, we haven't had any sun.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Sunny is this morning. I had a bit of a
tan this morning. Oh okay, even in a tanning bid
because he's just out of the back yard. Oh you're
right here. As hot as hell in the city today,
JESU runs up real quick. I do, I do. I
guess I'm just lucky good skin like that.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Because when you've got skin like that, it's it's almost like,
you know, the sun comes up and it's almost just
like instantly you've got a tan.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
It happened real quick this year for sure.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, it's like the sun was, you know, spraying it
on me.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
And you've got I mean, you've got a naturally olive complexion.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
It's sent many months to get you.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
See, this is what I'm concerned about is I'm white
Alabasta and you know, and I just I'm sort of
English Rose completely Rudd.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
You know, I'm real worried about bo.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
But you guys are looking bronze airs.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
But don't you know, don't worry about that, Jas because
you are who you are.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
You don't worry. Don't go and.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Go get a spray twn e anything like that, because
you just got to be who you are and be
proud of that.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, that's right. Keys is from a younger generation, so
he gets spray teens. But that's not the sort of
thing that you and I do now.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I couldn't imagine. Can you imagine me with a spray tew?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I actually care? That would be good. It looks so good.
We should do that.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Where'd you go? Huh for your spray te just in
the Big Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, yeah, the Hdiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Tune in week days and four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
The Pixie's here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty three minutes past four o'clock.
I was reading a psychology report today and I need,
I guess a little bit of reassurance from my buddies
on the show.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, it's not here for reassurance my pals, yea.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And the basic premise of this report was that it
is a major, and it's done by psychologists, a major
red flag if you relax by watching real crime documentaries
and or films.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Right, and what way is it a red flag? Red flag?
To whom?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
It's a red flag in terms of your personality type?
And it suggests certain mental illnesses that you may possess
because you are relaxing by watching often violent, horrific and
terrible things. And that's you're and you're using.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
That to relax what you do?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I mean the more terrific, Yeah, the more relaxed.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I feel.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Shockingly bad and true, I'm like, I just chill out majorly?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Is that because it's it makes you feel better about
your own life? You think to yourself, well, sure it's
a nightmare, but it's not as bad as there is
an element of the story.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or I'm not so well, I'm not
as bad as that Bundy.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I'm no Tid Bundy, but I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
So so, just just to get a sort of understanding
of this. If you're watching like a news story about
someone that's passed away, right, how relaxed are you watching that?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Totally right? Yeah? Yeah, I'm like chill. It's like I
can watch your dramas, your comedies, all that sort of stuff.
I'm tight as a coil. Then I watch a real crime,
true crime documentary totally chill, right, and I don't know
why serial killers maximum chill.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
So how chill were you watching that Dharma TV show
on Netflix?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I loved it, man, I was I used to fall
asleep watching that because that's how chill I was. Really,
But yeah, I mean you you guys know me really well,
I mean, you haven't seen anything that would suggest that I'm,
you know, dysfunctional in any way, would you?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I mean, well, the show's kind of built around your dysfunction.
But do you mean other than that?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well, I mean when you say my dysfunction, I mean specifically,
what are you? What do you Because it's very hard
to look at your own dysfunction because you don't see yourself.
You need exteriorize rather than my own internal murderous dialogue.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Oh yeah, I'm just googling a few things here. Yeah,
it does kind out to be fair, though, who knows
if this is true or not? You know what I mean? Like,
it could be a red flag? Yeah yeah, but there
are way worse red flag eggs to look out for.
For example, if you never pick up your own rubbish
in the studio. Yeah, in general?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Is that bad? Yeah? Yeah every day?

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, you steal chips constantly. Big red flag here, seriously,
one hundred percent. There's another tick then vapor in side.
If you vapor in side, oh, I'd never do that.
I'm not an animal. If you lie about vaping a
huge red flag yeah yeah yeah, So I mean I
think out of all the red flags you've got.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, that's my IK run. Yeah, that's all g So
that's all GF. I vapor in side then.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Sure, man, if we say no, you're probably gonna try
to kill us anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
So the Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Tune in on Radio Hoky the.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Verb Pipe there on the Radio Hodnkey Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is four thirty six. Now we're
nearly into the end of the wet season. Fellas are seventeenth.
In fact of this month, we're hitting into spring and summer.
It is the perfect season and the perfect opportunity for
you to propose to that very special person in your life.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Man. You know what I'm saying, I do it all
over again if I could.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Really, yeah, a different person or she'd still be in
my top three. Oh yeah yeah, Oh that's nice. Yeah
that's how you know it's true love.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, totally if they're in the top five for me.
But yeah, definitely. I actually to be honest, and I
know I keep banging on about this, but the GILS
is overriding me. I feel like I need to redo
my you know, diposal.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
That's because you didn't really do one Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
That's right. You keep saying you feel guilty, but you
continue to do nothing about it. Well, because we're already
married now you know what I know.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
But I could go back and it'd be quite romantic
if I did another sort of proposal.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, especially if you cook it like you have an
absolute shocker. It's risky. It is risky because the presumption
would be that after twenty seven years of marriage, you'd
know your wife well enough to know how she would
want to be proposed to. Yes, But of course the
longer you know someone, unless you know someone, if you
know what I mean, so you probably.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Will plus cook it. There is the risk that she'll
say no.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Oh god.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, but I've got the buffer of the fact that
I'm already married, so you have to say no. And
by the way, I'm divorcing you.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
That's how you could almost get the ball rolling. At
least you know where you sit. Yeah, that's right, we're
doing this thing or is this the end?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
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Speaker 3 (14:37):
Wow, scrape.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
But they did also give us an eight thousand dollars
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Speaker 3 (14:57):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
You know that's plenty of messages coming through reasons why
they should get the nudge pad and the diamond ring.
This is from Anonymous. We've been together for eight years,
have two kids, and mortgage in about four thousand mismatched
tupperware lids. Apparently he still needs a little nudge to
make it official. I'm starting to think he's waiting for

(15:19):
his joints to give out.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, well she could propose as well. You know what
is what day and age we live in and absolutely
where the woman doesn't feel like she can propose to
the man.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yeah, I mean obviously things times are a changing times,
well times they are a change, indeed.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
But this particular couple, they might have grown up in
an era where that wasn't Yeah. You know, she's pictured
being proposed to.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
A whole life. Yeah yeah, and yeah, he's just waiting
to see if something better comes along.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Is that what he's doing?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Sounds like it.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Ah, Well, that person's in the draw, which is great.
This one here from anonymous. We've been together four years,
only spent two nights apart in that whole time. We
moved in together after six weeks, more in love than ever,
been hinting for a year, technically been waiting since month
number four. We're broke, so that's probably why. That's the
one perfect thing.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
That is perfect right there. Yeah, and then you'll be
you know there you've got an eight thousand dollars ring
to give him.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Or her well exactly, yeah, yeah, I reckon because the
financial side of it is the tricky side too. My
engagement ring is fake, not even a couple of hundred
bucks fake, twenty bucks off TIMU would love a real one. Wow,
So again, but it's still a ring, you know, it's still.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exact trying to get my wife anything.
Oh what a piece of work, I am man.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Good thing is because you didn't give her an engagement ring.
You don't have to get her a fancy one. Literally,
a twenty dollars cheap one is a massive upgrade for
that's true. So you just do that.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, get involved in his because eight thousand dollars he
or she will be impressed.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Hadaki, Dokoto and Zedrid. You see herself there. And if
you are in the market for an engagement ring, actually
your head up. Diamonds on Richmond Day.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Good stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
He's kingly on the hold Key Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio HDARKI.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Sound garden there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon, the time four forty nine.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Let's talk TV.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, yeah, fellas, I don't watch anything last night. I'm
really really sorry. Really yeah, I didn't watch anything. I'll
let you guys down there, man, really sorry. Not straight
to bed. I did go to bed. Actually I did
a little bit of scrolling if I remember correctly, for.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
You to scrollhole.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
It was a little bit of a scroll hole, Keyzy,
And there's some good stuff there. Actually, I'll show you
that after this some funny reels, some funny reels. We'll
just lie down and pretend that we're in bed and
I'll show you some funny reel.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
When you guys are scrolling, is there a part of
yourself that hates yourself?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
It depends what you're getting served, because oftentime, in the evening,
that's when you get the real good stuff. Right, Okay,
so when it's got the millions of likes and all
that sort of thing. If you find yourself scrolling during
the day, that's where it's got like five hundred likes
and it's just complete garbage.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, because I you know, I might scroll sometimes at
night and I just I have a feeling of deep
hatred towards myself. I'm just like, what am I doing?
This is a name, But anyway, this this show that
I watched and I've talked about before, a place in
the sun where people go overseas and buy their dream
UK people.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
UK people do they actually buy their dream home.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
A lot of them do some of home, right, it's
like a holiday, but a lot of them are looking
to retire there and stuff. This particular episode was sitting
Franca in France. The budget, which is quite big for
this particular show was two hundred and fifty thousand euro right, right.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
But they could go up to two eighty.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
I was a may by the properties that you could
buy over on Fansei. But that kind of dash unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
But Jason, you can buy an amazing property for you know,
roughly that much here in New Zealand, but it'll be
in a shithole town somewhere with no one around but
people from overseas or ThReD. But you're in New Zealand.
It's amazing. The whole of New Zealand's not amazing.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I guess so, but ye who knows.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I'm talking like beautiful, magnificent stone villas with beautiful pools
of like two acres of gland stables. It's like, my god,
how good would that be?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Move over to falseill you're I love it. I love
a horse ride.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I was genuinely blown away by the properties on offer
for that.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Kind of dash.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
When you ride a horse, do you.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Have you put my testicles either side of it of
its chest?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yes? And then you have its chest? Was the horse
on top of you? It's bad, it's crook. I put
one testically.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
And then you use it and you put your feet
on them. Yeah, did you ever write it? Reverse?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
No? Why would I do that? First?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Cowboy? Okay, I don't know. Last night my wife and
I watched the last half an hour of the first
episode of Traders UK on three now, which is a
terrible reality show which I do not traditionally like. However,
this one' said in the UK with UK Talent slibs.
So one of my all time like role models is

(20:28):
Stephen Frye and you've got him doing all this stuff.
He's like seventy and he's like having to get stuck
in and you know, dig holes and push this thing
and which is really interesting, and you got all these
great comedians on it. However, I said, yes, stay. Alan
Carr was chosen to be one of the Traders, which
is someone that has to this first task was they
had to murder someone by touching their face in public

(20:50):
in front of everyone, and they decided that he was
the only one. He was the best one for the
job because he could get away with it by doing
something like oh you've got a little bit of something
on your face there, sweetye or something, you know, and
him racing out about how he's going to do that
genuine laugh out loud TV from a reality show, which
I traditionally do not enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yes, it was.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
It was brilliant and then when the show the episode ended,
we were like, oh no what And so it's got
me hooked purely once again, not because of the reality
format but because the talent the UK comedians.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
It's a good job over there, don't Yeah, that's how
they do it. Just get the comedians involved in every
single thing.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
And not just comedians like like like I said yesterday,
but like Jonathan Ross, this famous actress who you know
is probably on part with you, Maggie Smith and your
Judy Dinches and stuff like that. Really good talent. They
must have paid a fortune. Yes, So yeah, that's on
three now Trader's UK salib or something.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Called Serie Traders in z are UK.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Can you just remind me?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
At nine tonight is the Undertone.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Hold actually Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keys. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
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your hump day tickety boo. You're listening to the Big
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Speaker 4 (22:08):
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Speaker 3 (22:16):
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Speaker 6 (22:20):
You want rebigger.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
I think I'm entitled.

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Speaker 3 (22:26):
You can't handle them.

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Speaker 4 (22:36):
I found it quite distracting.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
What were you thinking about?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Reburger?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
There you go, that's what they want you to do. Man. Yeah, true,
you're alright. It's got you there.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, a few good Reburgers. It's the name of the clip.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Actually, just on the food front, we've been going through
the menu over in Fiji. We'll be talking about that
a little bit later on. Maybe get the punters to
help us choose what to eat.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
That sounds like great radio. We read out what's on
the menu, yes, and say, hey, what do you think
we should order?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
It's kind of a variation on what's on the dinner
with me Keyzy a little bit. It's a little bit
like that. Instead, it'll be us talking about what we'd
like to have for dinner when we go to Fiji.
Tell you what.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I'd love to listen to that, but only because I
am part of the group going to Fiji.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Right, Okay, what No.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I think people are going to live vicarious carelessly.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Through us careless.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
So they're actually going to have this vicarious They're going
to have the experience.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Talking to you.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yes, they You're all good.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Curiously, That's why that's the only reason I'm going for
other people. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I'm going
so that other people can experience Fiji through our eyes
and through our eyes and bodies.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I'm going to get steamed and play golf.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Obviously, respond play golf responsible. Yeah, nothing else. I'm golfing
and then going straight to bed. Here's Silver Chair.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
The Huriarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodichy Blue.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Read to chill out on a Wednesday afternoon. A film
A good fel isn't It's quite nice, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Now listen speaking of quite nice Keezy. For those of
you that don't know, I'm his agent, and it's been
a real struggle, I'll be honest getting him some work.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
But that's because the industry is just a bit quiet
at the moment, right.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Wow, not really, she's pretty busy, right, I've just had
to face a few hurdles in terms of getting your
name across to audition, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
But something.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Something fell in my lap yesterday and I went, it's
got Keysy written all over it. Because I know that
you're a massive gamer geek. Well, hang on, I don't even
put some nude, massive news, massive game.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
I enjoy occasionally sitting on the couch and playing PlayStation.
That's correct.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
When was the last time you played PlayStation last night? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
You go, well, hang on, but I'm interested.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Now you'll know there's being a gamer nerd freak that
are new games coming out which is gonna which you
are just going to be all over like a rash
anyway as a gamer, but it's an opportunity for you
to maybe be a part of it, which came grand
Theft Auto six.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
You mean the biggest, the biggest franchise in entertainment in entertainment, Yes,
bigger than any movie gamer world, Bigger than any TV
franchise or movie franchise.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Correct, correct and even exciting. They're auditioning for all the parts.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Well, I know the main characters have already been locked
in and stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Or some of them are actually left. There's vacancies okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Right, okay, well what what what do they want me
to do?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Well, nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Why do you even bring that up there?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Well, because you can be a part of it.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Have heard of an mp see, I know what an
MPC is, Jason, Can you explain to.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
The audience case you what an MPC is?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Please?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
An NPC is just like a non playable character. It's
just you know, when you're playing a video game, they're
just random people scattered throughout the world that are in PC's.
They're just characters to fill up the world basically and
make it seem lifelike.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Bang on.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
And you know in Grand Theft Auto that they often
hijack cars and stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeahs. The main character can always that can hijack any car.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, and the person that they hijack often gets the
crap beaten out of it.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
We're not always some of them are playing in this case.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Generally it's this is the character you'll be going for
as one of the people that they attack and then
beat the crap out of.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Right.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
So I'm driving a car, yes, and then the main player,
who you know, will come along hijack my car pull
me out.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Well, just on that front, one of the first things
they said is they want people to mimic or do
driving a car as a sort of voice test.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Well, I can do that, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry,
I'm driving a car. Yes, do you driving.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
About actually making the car noise as well? Wouldn't they
have a set well, because they want to see people
that are adaptable keys, they can do all sorts of sounds.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Okay, all right, So John mccatra.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Diesel truck doesn't sound like something that would be on
grand theft order, right, because they're really fast racing.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's going to be something that the main character is
going to want to see you.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
It's like a high end sports Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
One of the main characters gets out, opens your car
and just starts deducing you. He punches you in the
face and you go, oh ah, like that not bad.
Then he knees you and the bullos.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Right, uh, that's good, right, that's really good. Right.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
It's because usually when they like hijack the cards that
they don't go to town on them. They just pull them
out and in So why is he, like j.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Sidn't know, is Keyzy auditioning to design the game?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
And I was gonna say, Maggie on that front, they
see you see what I'm dealing with it asking It
is also grand theft auto sex, keezy. So the previous
games you may have played are no longer valid. They've
gone a way up market. Hence, you know the NPC scenarios.
They want to enhance the whole experience. So even the

(28:28):
NPCs need to be good at their job.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Okay, so they pulled my door.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
He smacks her around the head with a baseball bat.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Oh yeah, and then you've got to hit the deck.
Oh yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Does he hop in the car and drive away?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Not at this point. Out Then he does a flying
leap in the air and lands on you with his elbow.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
And your groin.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Why so much attention to the groin, by the way.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well, that's just part of the game. I mean, I
don't write the games, Geezy.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Right now he's stealing your jeans. He's taking your pants off,
and you don't want them to take them. So you're
going to try and talk to me out of it.
What do you know?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
What you know what those jeans been trusted? You told
what those jeans you don't know where they they won't
fit you, man, They're the wrong cart of the wrong style, and.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Then as he's doing it, you realize you're not wearing
any andies.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Oh I forgot to put Andy's on today.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Luckily, I think I'll give him a call and you
sax fla.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I mean really good though, because this character has got
a button mushrooms. Yeah, that's true. There's the black keys.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
I don't know if I want to buy that game.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hadarky The Big Shows, cool Box top Up with ITM.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yes, indeed, what's the prize in kesy because it's worth
over a grand?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
You were saying, yeah, it's worth exactly a grand a grand,
which I guess is over a grand thereabouts, isn't it.
That's right, man, today's prize. Thanks, so I mates at ITM.
To celebrate the Toolbox top up Cell, which is on
right now, they've given us a Hakkei eighteen volt gasless
framing nailer kit.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I love those bars. Oh my god, you're the backbone
of any backbones toolkit.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Absolutely get a Chrissyamed Barstard, how's life?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Good's there? You go?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah? Good? Thanks Mane. What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Chris I am a tylerbone.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Some nice tiling work. It's very pleasing to the eye.
It's a real craft. Really, it's an art. It's an art,
all right.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Now listen, Chris, this is how it works. We're going
to name ten tools. You have to name and remember
five of those tools in fifteen seconds.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
What do you reckon? Give it a blast? All right?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
How good is your memory?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Chris? I've seen better days. But yeah, yeah, you'll be
sweet as you're on your brother, I'm going to kick
you off. Man. Have you got your ears peeled? Man?
Here we go. This is one I'm going to say
to your first anus press.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Impact driver, angle drill, power spanner, reciprocating sow chainsaw, electric sandpaper,
angle grinder, hammer drill, electronic level.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Go Chris, angle grinder, electronic level anus on the reciprocating saw, drill,
angle angle grinder.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Something I haven't ever heard of those.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
It's an anus press. I'm not sure what it does. Yeah, obviously, obviously,
don't you. Aus presses are in tiling.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I thought they would used exclusively for you can always use.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Them makes you.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I think an anus press would be really good for tyling. Yeah,
you know what I mean to stick it on the
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah yeah, Hey Chris, congrats mate, you've won yourself at
her Cochy Gasle's framing nailocate worth a thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh thanks fellow, thanks to it TM tool.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Good on you stay on the line and old Puck
Sam will take care of you in studio B.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I'll tell you what, fellas.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I love it when the winners thank the sponsors, you know,
because often we get all the praise, don't we. But
it's actually the sponsors that are the backbone of this
particular segment.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Just on the sponsors, Jason. This October and November, stock
up on the hottest tools and score exclusive deals you
won't find anywhere else at your local IM. You can
find all the deals in itm's Toolbox top up catalog,
packed with twenty pages of exclusive old We've got more
tools to give away too, so make sure you trug
into mind.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Actually just on tools, Cazie. There's a few I need
to borrow from you, if that's all right, mate. Oh yeah,
have you got an Amus press?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah? Okay, I'm using it right now though. All right.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Hirosmith there on the radio. Holdankee big show this Wednesday evening. Now, Fellas,
it was a big day to day, wasn't it for
the Big show Man? Something very special and unique happened today,
didn't it?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Fellers. It's not something that everybody gets to do. And
you again, we find ourselves in a position where we're
doing something.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Special, a position of privilege.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, I found so.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I felt pretty special when it was when it was happening,
and watching the process of it.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
I thought you looked pretty special while it was happening.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh look, I always looked pretty special. But you know,
and you must be wondering to yourselves, what are these
idiots banging on about?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Now?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Wow, boy, do we have an announcement for you?

Speaker 3 (33:57):
That's right where you have recorded, Fellas and you guys,
we know this because you know about this.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah, I was part of it. We recorded a bespoke podcast,
all right. It's bespoke. Bespoke means like hand crafted.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, that's right, Spots, it's bespoke in the sense that
it's only going to be released on vinyl. Now, a
lot of you out there will say, I didn't the
Breakfast Boys do that about eight years ago. Sure, sure,
but this is better. This is better.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
It is I forgot that the Reckfas Show done it.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Oh yeah, I think they did a Christmas special or
something like that, you know, old school garbage. Yeah, Now
this one is a genuine collector's item. There's only my
understanding is there's only going to be two hundred, correct,
and when they go, and so they're going to be gone,
gone gone. Now that what it's about. Kesy, Maybe you
can you can enlighten the folks out there about exactly

(34:48):
what the content of this album is, because it took
us a while to come up with that idea.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
It certainly did, and the idea is quite complex, and
there's a lot of new ones. It's how the Big
Show started, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
The origin story. Yeah, so if you think about Spider
Man and how he got bidden by a spider that
with the Big Show. With the Big Show, we're sort
of a bit of a blundering, you know, from one
sort of era to another. We didn't spear the horses, No,

(35:24):
that's right. Now, it's an interesting tale about how we
came to how he came to have the Big Show. Yes,
and I think I haven't listened to it back. You're
not listening while we were doing it. I haven't listened
to it back, right, listened to it again.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
You haven't listened. You haven't heard what you were saying,
but you heard what we were saying. I haven't listened
to the whole thing back. So what that means is
I haven't listened to it again for a second time.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, that's right. So I quite can't quite remember. I
remember Jason being very angry and absolutely Efin and Jeff
and Feumen.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
But I remember being like, Wow, I can't believe you're
saying this.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I have listend back to it.
It's a bloody good listen.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
And the good thing is it's all thanks for mates
a holiday records. We're currently in the process of getting
them printed. We witnessed that today. Very cool. More details
on this a little later on the show as well,
but they will be available for purchase and you'll be
able to win some soon. So if you are keen,
if you have a record collection, yeah, just keep an
air out on Hodaky.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
And rather people didn't win them, because I'd rather they
paid cash money, you know what I mean, Because they're
not cheap.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
The old Vinyl.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
The Hurdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hdikey.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Welcome back here, Massive Backbones. You listen to the Big Show,
brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Serving good times and good food, dining or take away
Reburger today.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Reburger, you don't have to answer that question. I'll answer
the question.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
You want Rebigger.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I think I'm entitled.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
You want rebig.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
You can't handle them?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Re Bag.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Very good.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
It is very good. And Reberger just wanted me to
put out a statement and just say on the record
that most people can handle.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
More than handle.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I didn't tell you, fellas. I woke up this morning
in my house and was just tootling around with my
wife there.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
And I'm not like, just how was tootling around my wife?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Well, you know, having coffee, tidying up, you know, packing
a bit of stuff up as well, that sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Sweeping, right, did you sweep the leg? No?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I didn't sweep the leg. And anyway out wanders, out wanders.
There's teenager and I'm like, who the bloody hell are you? Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
From my daughter's room.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
And unbeknownst to me.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
One of my daughter's friends is up from is up
from Australia.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
She's gone the wrong way around the world.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Man, she's she's come over from Australia and apparently underknoast
to me and my wife are staying with us for
how long? Just a couple of days, but she's here
for a while, and we were like, oh, And then
our daughter came out and went, oh, did I not
tell you that?

Speaker 3 (38:17):
And it was like she knows, damn well.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
No, you did not tell me that.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I mean, we're all g with it.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
She's a lovely young lady. But it was just like
classic teenage oh did I not tell you?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yeah? God? And what that turns into, of course, is
what your wife does to you now, which is oh,
I did told you? Can you not remember? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
I did told you.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
I did told you that. Yes, because she speaks like that,
I did told you.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I did told you that a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
But yeah, if you're into street food, check out Reburger
faith Well, actually, just on food. We're going to go
through the menu next to the hotel we're staying at
in Fijian. Choose what we're gonna eat.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Oh boys, the.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Wold Arching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Holderarchy Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. Now. I don't know if the
listeners know this, but we're going to Fiji in two days.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Fellas, shame we're going You're not?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
SKay?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Two more sleeps, boys, two more sleeps.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
I'm excited. Moggi's the most excited because he's staying for
an extra amount of time there. Yes, but I just thought, Fellas,
why don't we start perusing the menu of the Intercontinental
Golf Resort. Yeah, I love it, just to see what
we're going to eat Sotoba to ob a bar and
grill as we have suggested, we have a couple of
our lunches slash dinners. Are we're it right now?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Jace?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
What kind of what do you think you'll be in
the mood for?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Well, I don't really know what the menu is or
what they're offering.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Just think like classic bistro bar, because that's trying to
please a large crowd. Man, you don't know who's coming through.
A few restaurants here, don't think easy they do. But
they've suggested this one for the first night.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
It feels like to me, because we're in Fiji, that
I want to be eating a lot of seafood.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
A lot of seafood.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
About your gout, Oh my gout doesn't I mean, it's
fine with the seafood. That's when I get into the
cheeses that my gout goes crazy, right.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Okay, all right, so seafood. If we just look here
at what they've got, they.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Must have some sort of prawn action or something keesy.
They do have a baked kingfish. Yes, that's made with lemongrass, ginger, coriander, turmeric,
garden salad and tofu.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
That's an interesting take. I like the sound of that.
And that's that's that's that's a bloody good deal that one. Alternatively,
you could have the grilled salmon. Yes, it becomes with
green potato, an orange, hollandaise and pureade tofu.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Or would you like this is actually a good selection.
The seed yellowfin tuna comes with white beans, garlic, bock choy,
salsa verde and a large piece of tofu in the
mouth of the fish.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Okay, probably Do you like Bear of Monday? That's os
is bear of Monday. I don't know that the hat
Bear of Monday, to be honest.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
What about Bear of Tuesday? Seriously? Though it comes with
egg plants, steve broccoli, coulieflower pineut and grated tofu?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
What about penguin row from a ping from a penguin head?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
There?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
It's really good. Yeah? That is that a side dish
or anything? It just is it just a little bit
of that little squeeze of lemon juice, is a little
bit of cracked pep, a little bit of salt, okay,
and it's fried off in some tofu.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
I'm probably gonna go for one of the pizzas there feelers,
so for example, just looking at the Pacific rim here
this is the pizza. I'm going to go for tomato sauce, chili, prawn, mushroom,
muzzarella and thinly sliced tofu.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Okay? Is there anything there for vegetarian? I feel like
I've been heaving a bit too much meat.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Oh yeah, what about that's the heart of health burger?
Oh yeah, beat root ancient grains grains you would have
eaten when you're a kid, jas, avocado, garden leaves, sauteed
sweet potato, potato, and Wakami. What's wakami?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
It's yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
In on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Indeed, the Food Fighter is there on the radio Hodarkey
Big Show this Wednesday night.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Now fell us.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
What an exciting day. We just touched on it briefly
in the show. We went to the big pressing of
the Big Show record or vinyl.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
That's right. How exciting was that?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I felt like a little bit of a rock star,
to be honest, you looked like one as well, man, Yeah,
thank you, No worries.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
It's a little bit grungey because you got your flannel
shirt on today, absolutely, and your golf.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Cap and your free hat. Yeah yeah, And I was like, yo,
is that slash? I don't know that's Jake.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I don't think I've ever paid for a cap, to
be honest, you know what I mean. It's always just
something I pick up along the way, which makes me even.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
More fond of Still. Yeah, but what an amazing process
that was.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
It was cool. It was cool seeing I love watching
videos on industry and seeing how they've mechanized certain things.
Like a week ago, I told you guys, I watched
the doc o on the Baked Beans factory. The line's
one yes, and just seeing the way the record, like
you know, suction cup picks it up, puts it over here,
presses it cuts the edges off.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
You know.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
It's all I love seeing that sort of Stuff's.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
An amazing thing, isn't There's somebody's invented that machine? Jason
what it is?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
And Preebs told me a fascinating fact I came on
which I didn't realize. The reason that it takes so
long in New Zealand two do a vinyl is they
have to send it over to England to actually get
it pressed and get all that content on it, because
they've got the machinery over there, and then they send
it back to New Zealand and then they pressed it
on top. I didn't realize that, which seems to me

(44:02):
to be a business opportunity for the Fellers, for us
to somehow get that technology in New Zealand so people
don't have to send them off to England every.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Time that again they send it. They said, what over
to the UK?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
They said, the audio and it gets pressed on a
particular thing that they have in England and then they
send it back to New Zealand and then they just
press the whatever they do onto that bit of stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
So it sounds like the thing that gets pressed onto
is probably a metal thing that gets pressed on it, right, Yeah,
possibly with you wasn't that specific?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
So the metal thing that they then use to copy
and press all the vinyl arter, Yeah, that's the thing
we've got to learn how to make yes sure.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Or just get the technology over here, or what I've
heard you can do is you can just send you
just send it over the audio over to the UK.
They do it for you there back and you can
just you just straight into outsourcing. That's we're doing.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, But the thing is it takes six weeks to
do that.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Just send it earlier than that, give it six weeks
in advance.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
That's really small.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, but me, I mean, imagine all the business you'd
get if you had that technology here because they wouldn't
need to do that. They just send it straight to you.
You'd whack it out a couple of days and it'll
be Bob's your uncle.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Seems like a lot of work.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yes, I feel like you're creating more work.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
But we need to do fellers all.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
We need to do is get the technology and let
other people run it.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Can you tell us what's the content on this big show?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Pressing the hoidages, But well, it's the origin story of
the Big Show, it is. It's how we sort of
came to be, how it all sort of coalesced into
the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
They're going to be available for purchase. You'll also be
able to win some too. That'll be happening at a
later date. But right now, speaking of Vinyl Felers, gig
a little is still happening thanks to super Liquor. Yes,
keep an air out for that roar of the encore.
Then call us an one hundred hadarky and you could
win your share of ten grand aka two hundred and
fifty dollars. Superlicer cheers to gigging because that if you

(45:59):
call up, you have to tell us what gig you'd
like to put it towards.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
By the way, Yeah, I'm going to do that tonight.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Actually, fellas, just see what gigs are upcoming and playing
a summer in the spring.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
There the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hold ikyc DC.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
There on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show This Wednesday night,
let's give out some advice for you.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
ELWS six.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
At gmail dot com. Get in touch with the failers
meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. It's
a real email addressing. If you need advice on anything,
you can get in touch with us there, one hundred
percent anonymous. And if we read it out on the show,
fifty old reburg of ourt you unless, of course you've
already won one off us.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Oh yeah, you don't want to be a greedy bastard. Now.
The trouble we've got, from what I understand, is we
don't know until we've already read it out. Yeah, so
that what we're going to have to do is put
the owner's back on you. Just understand that if you've
won before, you can't win again. But you're more than
welcome to continue sending in an advice. We're happy to
give you the advice. We just can't go. I'll keep
on giving you prizes. You're known as a prize peg.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Yeah, and it's it's not about the prizes, really, is it.
It's about the advice. We're trying to change people's lives here,
that's right now. From your point of view, it might
be about the prize. So if it's about the prize,
then you're all good. Yeah, no advice for you. But
we've now got audio of us on the radio saying, hey,
if you've won before, you can't win again. We're going
to crack down on it.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah. Yeah, this piece of wepout.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
It's probably a bit too far to do.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
This piece of this question sorry, comes from anonymous get
a Fellers. Anonymous here had a dream the other night
which certainly raised some questions as I woke and as
I replayed it in my head, I'm hoping you could
provide some clarity. Let me paint the picture of my dream.
I'm in a typical boys high school gym changing room,
a big open room with benches and clothes hooks lining

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the walls, and one caller is a toilet, and I'm
on it doing the business, giving it death or as
you may know it a keasy steamer. It's just you're
just doing a stuf. I look up mid steamer, and
in the middle of the room is a current colleague
of mine, just staring at me. His arms are folded.
He's checking his watch as if to say, get on
with it, mate. He doesn't say a word, and simply

(48:12):
stares while I'm trying to wrap things up. I'm under
so much pressure to finish up. I have to give
it the old two stroke hoidy J and be done
with it. At this point I wake up. What does
this all mean? She is anonymous? Must be a recurring dream.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, yeah, well, I think the important little phraser is
under pressure. He's clearly under pressure in some other area
of his life. Maybe he's not performing in the beddream,
for example, right, or he's not performing at work. He
feels like he's being watched, and he feels like he's

(48:49):
under pressure to get the job.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
And someone's aware of being judged.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
And I don't know about you guys, but when people
watch me taking a dump, I find it very difficult.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Is the only way I can go?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, you know, horses for courses, I mean, but for me,
it sort of makes it difficult for me to relax
fully to enjoy the experience because there's someone just standing
there watching you, and I just feel underpreciate, you know
what I mean. And my nurse doesn't respond to that
kind of prescire.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
No, my nuse, who's my nuse?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
No, my nurse?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Oh your actual arkay yeahs, people watching.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
How do you feel when people are watching you do
a steamers? I mean it's not you don't feel any
more kind of pressure than you normally would.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
No, not really, to be honest, I'm pretty like I
don't get toilet block, Like, I don't stop peeing if
someone's and no, that's why that's the thing. I don't
do it outside my house. I'm always steaming in my house,
you know, so if someone's watching me, it's usually just
my wife, which is totally fine.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Shit.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yeah, actually that just because you're both kind of chokers
under the old stream, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Call you saying that that you don't Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah, yeah, So I think that's what it's about. He's
feeling the pressure right from something in his life, and
it's stopping his flow.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
I think he's got he feels sexually attracted to his
work mate, right, yeah, and he wants to be naked,
right And you know in the dream what you haven't seen,
as he said, I'm just going to the toilet to
freshen up and then I'll be right with you and
then okay, then so what's actually you say is gone
on to freshing up and then old mates coming and
tapping the watch there. Yeah, mate, let's go got some

(50:31):
love making to do.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Right, Okay, So just divorced.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Because that's what I feel like. I mean, after I've
watched someone and take a steamer, it's like, let's make blood.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Well, I'm not saying that there's horses for courses, as
you say, Jay is. Some people love that.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, like Keysy, what the holdiche Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
You go your mad Bastards.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
That's a big show down industed this Wednesday evening on
the podcast out Outro, What's the clip today, Keezy?

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Today's outcloaed clip is called banking.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I haven't dealt with the bank for a long long time.
I haven't had to deal with a bank for a
long long time.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
At a Scoot Bank.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Oh no, I stopped that in my Oh no, that's
still going. I invest heavily in that. Yeah yeah, yeah,
well that's all the time.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
So if you like the sound of that, that'll come
out at seven thirty tonight along with the highlights package
of today's radio show.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Man, I believe you're off to a red carpet event.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Make You've got a red carpet event tonight. Man, it's
for a new TV show called The Ridge, which is
a co production between Ireland. I believe Ireland and New
zeal Nice. Seriously, I think it's a cop all. It is,
in fact a cop drumm. I think someone has been murdered.
If I had to guess, I'll report back tomorrow. Let
you know what I think about it's coming up. I
think it's going to be released on Neon in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Is that new?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Because I feel like I've heard of the way. It's
funny to say that it is a premiere years. I
think it's new. Okay, No, I think Jason has seen this.
He's seen this, you've seen this before? Well, No, around
in that bloody time machine again?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Maybe maybe hey, keasy hang on?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Oh yeah, what's up? What's the I wanted to ask
more questions about that. You're going his officer moogi.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah, I'm going to show them how it's done.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
You're the red car.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
With a bewildered look on my.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Anyway, Dinner to night, Jason saucis good sauces, good eating.
Sent up with my father in law. He won them
in a golf cop like a year ago. Oh good,
just dug them out of the freezer, found them in
the golf Big is off egg My wife misses. She's
going to be home till eight, so she's asked if
I can get started, and she wants kumita and yams

(53:07):
with it.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
What do you mean I like a sausage. I don't
like being seent up from another part of the country,
especially when they've come out of a freezer, and especially
being peered with yams.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Yeah, that's two disappointing meals in a row from you.
I guess it's just really bummed me out.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Has it?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
What are you having braided chicken y see up