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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers two week from
bringing back to laughs.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
And the world gone.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Man.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah right, the biggest show, our biggest shot, biggest.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Biggest speak.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Just nice, that's right.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It is the hucky Big Show for Tuesday, the nineteenth
of November, Kesy and MGI with your know howdy j
He'll be back with us on Thursday. But of course
the big Show is brought to you by two week.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Get it in yet. Also keep it eye for the
toy billboards which are back. Yeah right, no do yeah right,
Mike that back Because to be honest, man, in this
Dan and age, we can we can all do with
a laugh.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
I feel like we should sit down and we should
see if we can rework rework that line.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
What do you think? I don't know. I don't blame you.
I think it's the copy okay, you know what I'm
it's okay, yeah, do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
What does it again? Go again? Because to be honest
in this that age, we could all do with a laugh. Yeah.
The thing is, though they haven't seen, can you please
say that every show? Yeah, I'm just doing it, yeah,
because I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
I think the thing that battle is if you if
you want something to be funny, and then you're saying, hey,
look at this thing we're doing here, it's funny. Yeah,
that sort of takes the funny out of it. In
this in this day and age, we could all do
it with a laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah right, yeah, right, Hey, looking good your rogue stallion.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Well that's not true, keys on growing another couple of
massive pimples. My skin's gone to the pac man. I
don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Can I just say it was obviously the roids. Whenever
you say you've got a massive pimple, I never see this, No,
but you.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Can always see what's wrong with your own face, you
know what I mean. Like when you look in the mirror,
you're just like, oh god, oh my god, scanning my
face for an imperfection, any for any But as a
forty eight year old man, I find it a little
bit annoying that I get as many zips as I
do on my face. It's the only place I get them.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
On my back now on my chest. I'm not a bax,
is it?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Actually, you know a little bit of an update for you.
I went and I had my downstairs laser again today.
So you're cool, But We can get into that later on.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Mike keen Key Hey, huge show here, Mike's laser, Buller's
chet coming right up. Also, my wife's wearing my clothes
a lot of late, so I'd like to tackle that
a bit of a one and a half. Mogi's situation
happening as well. Of course, we want to know what
you're doing New Zealand, where are you? What are you wearing?

(02:31):
As well? Let's bring back an old class and give
us a text on three four eight three and you
could win yourself a two week prize pack. In the meantime,
here's the food Fighters. It's the Pretender on Radio Hodaki
the Whole Achi Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy. The song goes out to Jason Hoyt's screen
day wake me Up when September ends. It's thirteen minutes
past four o'clock on the Hudacky Big Show with Kezy

(02:53):
and Mogi. Brought back a classic people to text and
where they are and what they're wearing. And I'm reminded
Moggi as to why we stopped doing this neh filth. Hey, Keysy,
I'm wearing a tight white single. It up top and
a twelve inch dilly down below. You see what I'm saying, man,
See this is what I'm talking about. Man, get a feelers.
It's Troy here, forty year old bloke wearing a G

(03:14):
string and some sunny's enjoying the breeze out on my
front porch. You see what I'm saying there, That's what
I'm talking about. Man, Some more filth? What about this
one here? I'm miss Hoidi j Yeah right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Hey, I had a business meeting today keys. Oh wow,
I'm a business mayon.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
What was it like about that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
I've never had one. Yeah, there's a bit of a business. Mean,
I run, I run, well, a couple of businesses there.
And I went to have a meeting with somebody about
some just some big moves we're looking to make.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
So I'm what you would call a mover and a shaker. Wow.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Some people are just movers, Yeah, some people who shaker.
I think I might be a shaker. Yeah, I'm a
mover and a shaker. That's incredible. So we went on
to this meeting and I'm just trying to bring somebody
on board with something or other there, and don't seem
bloody keen. We've had lots of yarns about it, and
I thought we'd just try and get over the line.
But when we turned up at a restaurant there, bloody

(04:13):
beautiful outside, had beautiful day up here in Sydney, and
I'm sitting outside there, just a few waters, et cetera,
et cetera, And pretty much as soon as I saw
this person and shook his hand, it seemed to be
going a little bit cold on me, you know what
I mean, what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Because I had it all been like over zoom or
something like a phone calls or something. No, I know
the person.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
We'd had other conversations, and this was just I thought,
it's just sort of taking some boxes and getting it
over the line. And sort of from the moment I
shook his hand, he didn't seem to be that engaged
in sort of having a yarn and trying to sort
of progress things. And yeah, I don't know, it was
like he wasn't taking me seriously anymore. So it's like,
what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Something's changed? Well, you went wearing your dire Wolf T
shirt because you've got a green one. I've got a
green one. On.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
I've parked that die wef that's my winter shirt. So anyway,
we're jabbering away there and I'm sort of getting now.
We're very non committal, very noncommittal, and so I was like, oh, well,
I've got it. I've got to leave now and we'll
just catch up at another time. And I couldn't work
it out. Something's changed to here. Anyway, I'm driving home,
I catch a glimpse of myself in the rear view
mirror and old Moggi's wearing his wife's sunglasses again, isn't he.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay? So so, for those who don't know, we were
on a fishing trip and Mogi was wearing Dame Edner's
sunglasses and everyone was too scared to hit him up
about it, just in case he'd got new glasses. And
they were they were quite clearly female glasses. Yeah, and
it turns out that Darre black, your glasses are black,
and you actually put your wife's ones on all them
the whole day out day four hours and you did

(05:48):
the same thing in an important per I did.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
That on the fishing trip. You hit me up about it,
I said, I don't know what you're talking about. They
look exactly the same as yours.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
You're you're annoyed.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Four hours then I like, because I had just bought
my own sung I said, oh, man, of these, don't
tell me these are out. And then I finally took
them off after four hours and realized that you were
one hundred percent right. I've picked up my wife sunglasses
by accident. Well I've done the same again today.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, well with punk sounds checking a photo of Mogan
his wife sunglasses up on the Hoducke Big Show Instagram story.
If you want to go and check them out? Right?
So what did you do? Do you just leave it?
Do you? Well?

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Deal?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I mean it's just going to be to try and
catch up again. But you know, as am I, and
can I be taken seriously again? I mean, these are
pretty full on sunglasses, clearly not designed for a man,
and if you want to wear them then that's totally fine.
But in the context of this discussion that we were having,
it was inappropriate, yeah for me to were wearing those
and certainly couldn't be taken seriously. You've seen me wearing them.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh that's hilarious. What was the what was the big
business meeting about it? We're just trying to get a
bit of importing exporting game, right, Yeah, okay, because I
don't know you're into importing exploit. Oh yeah a little bit,
especially around Christmas time. Yeah yeah, yeah. So we've got
we've got actually you big keen on these keys? What's that?
Because I know you're a on us the Christmas themed dillies.

(07:06):
I'll be keen man.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah yeah yeah, and you get a little bit of
missile toe. How much for you do you? I do
you a deal, but probably around about sixty nine, but.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Not as size wise, oh twelve. Yeah, if you know
what you're like.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
The Whodichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Hold Ik, When's at the Stone Age on The Hidaky
Big Show twenty three minutes to five o'clock this Tuesday
afternoon with Kezy and Mogi. It's old Kezy over there. Hey.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
There's an incredible podcast called Between Two Bears hosted by
Seamus Martine I found out surnames pronounced differently than I thought.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
And Steve Holloway. They've been going for five years now.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
They're just about to celebrate their fifth birthday and there's
an event coming up to celebrate just that on Thursday,
which we'll discuss shortly. But they sort of have interviews
with some of New Zealander's greatest New Zealanders.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
New Zealander's greatest New Zealand, some of New Zealander's greatest
New Zealanders. So the New Zealanders that other New Zealanders
think of the greatest sort.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Of rear men amongst and women amongst rear men and women.
So for example, Mark Alice Mark, that was huge, Dame
Lisa Carrington, Okay, Sir Wayne Smith.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
You've heard of them, Okay, Mogi and j both been
guests on there. You've been on there?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Cause nah, because they're really getting through the gets that
you haven't not yet. Okay, Well, anyway, we're going to
have a y shame to shame us right now.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
You're there, babes.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah, because Casey is not one of New Zealander's greatest
New Zealanders.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
You need to get on you exactly.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
You've got to have New Zealander's greatest New Zealanders or
it's not worth doing.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
You know, I've always said that. Of course, thanks for
putting respect on my surname. I appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Oh, no worries. I heard your voicemail and I was like,
I've been saying it wrong for a few years.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Good stuff.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Hey, you're one of your latest episodes of the last
couple of weeks after five years on the anniversary of
of your first episode. In fact, you released the matthew
Ridge episode, which has done the biggest numbers. We've got
a little clip here in case people get excited about
it and want to listen.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Here it is.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
I was a functioning drug addicts. Yeah, I got hooked.
I didn't get hooked on the high. I got hooked
on the fact that it went to the sexual side
of my brain. So I just and I was a
real fit so I had a lot of testosterone anyway,
so I was highly sick. I just wanted to all time.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
So that's that's Riggie. Just a quick question from me, Sam.
I hope you will. By the way, it's all keesy.
In the background of that, someone was playing the cello.
Do you do that? And someone playing the cello while
you interview.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
We're a multi we're a multi faceted podcast. So yeah,
it was and to be honest, it was hard. While
Riggie was talking about the mess going of the sexual
side of his brain to really keep a tune. But
we managed to. We managed to, We managed to make
it work. But if that's not a tease for an episode,
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yeah, so it is a hell of an episode. Is very,
very open with what he talks about there. He was
talking about his meth addiction that he had for a
couple of years, and sort of over the course of
that two hour conversation, he is throwing people under the bus.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Willy nilly, Wow.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, there weren't too many that escaped unscate from that episode.
There were a few names sprinkled through and a few
buses that run over the top of them. That was
for sure. But I guess that's a guy who doesn't
have any relationships to protect anymore here in New Zealand.
He calls France home now and yeah, I guess he
owned his truth on that episode. It was definitely one
for the ages.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, it wasn't like he has being mean. He was
just telling the truth as he saw it. So he
wasn't being mean to anybody who was just like, oh no, yeah,
that guy was a real bully.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, totally, totally and I think that's the important part.
We're definitely in the podcast game. We're not after stitching
anybody up, and people that do come on the podcast.
The story is the story, and we've been lucky enough
to I think we're closing on three hundred episodes now,
so we've come a long way from Steve's garage down
here in Hamilton to where we are now, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
So Okay, didn't realize that's how you're supposed to do it.
So when you finally get me on the one of
New Zealander's greatest New Zealanders, I'll just throw a sort
of Molotov cocktail over my shoulder pretty much lay waste
to everyone I've ever worked with, because I've got a
few things to say about Mogi in particular.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
If that's your truth, that's your truth, keasy, but look,
we're not going to stand behind you when the repercussions
come for you. That's all I'll say.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Look the way that Shamus and Steve operators. If that's
your truth, that's your truth. And then they're going to
make a really incredible Instagram really out of it, and
they're going to push the shit out of it across
all mediums. Hey you mate, You've got your fifth birthday
coming up. It's a hell of achievement with this podcast because,
as you say, you started five years ago in Steve's
garage and here you are now one of the biggest

(11:43):
podcasts in the country with an incredible following of very
loyal listeners, and it's growing by the week.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
What's the plan for Thursday night?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, Thursday at the Hollywood Evandale seven o'clock to nine o'clock.
You can come and catch Steve and I. The great
Jason Gunn is helping us. His episode was one of
the it was a special one. But also there's a
few other friends that are joining us, so Semitic sexologist
Morgan pen which is going to be interesting. I'm already
cringing at the questions that she might put to Steve
and I with a room full of people. It was

(12:13):
hard enough with just the three of us. Adding a
few more in there, Hello, and then we've got the
great Mark Stafford in there as well, and Matt Heath
joining us, so it should be a fun night.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
It's a great connection to Hoaky there. I think Morgan
is doing a bit of radio in the Mornings with
Jeremy at the moment, and of course the great Matt
Heath Hiacky Stolewart.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, it's gonna be I'll be honest. The Morgan one
I'm very very nervous about because she if you're not
familiar with her, she comes armed with questions that can
be jarring at times, and we're used to being on
one side of the ledger. But yeah, she approached us
with a few curly ones that we had to navigate
our way around during that episode. So there'll be no
holds bar, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah. Right, She's obviously not aware that you're just the
lights off missionary kind of guy, and.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
It's hard to hide that when you're in the cold
light of day.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
In the shave us. Everybody knows. Brother, it's all good.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Hey, if I want to get tickets for this bad boy,
how do I go about it?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah? If you're in and around the Auckland area, hits
it between two Beers dot Com slash Live, you can
get all your tickets there, or if you're you're lazy
and you just want to turn up on the night,
we've got door sales as well. So it's at the
Hollywood Evandale seven o'clock kickoff on Tuesday night, and if
you really want to, you can catch a live stream
to hit that same website address and you can watch
that wherever you are in the country.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Bloody thanks ma Hey, now that we've plugged you on
our podcast, can you plug the Big Show on your podcast? Man?

Speaker 9 (13:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Totally, man, totally get on your mate.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Good show A great New Zealander, No New Zealand's greatest
New Zealand. Well he hasn't been on the podcast year,
hasn't an interview? Yeah? Hey, here's Queen I want to
break free' how dock your Big show?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Whodaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Smashing Pumpkins aka the SMEs Pezzes on the Hiducky Big
Show nine minutes to five o'clock this Tuesday hour with
Kezy and Mogi and Mike. On Thursday, we're heading down
to Tatanaki Shining Peak Brewing. We're doing our first live
show in a week while Yes and Howdy j will
be rejoining us for that very show, So four pm
Shining Peak Brewery. Make sure you come down to see

(14:27):
the Big Show live. Brothers. I think you're gonna pop
down and hand out tattoos. I've got a selection there,
including backbone my wife now so good eating. We've got
backbone t shirts to give out. Plus you can get
a selfie with Mogi for how much.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
We're free on those man Cordially, when we're down there,
everyone wants to photo with the three of us, and so.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, right because me and Jason, you know, no dramas
there have been like well sorry minus sexty bush sexty bucks.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
You're right, and I've sold thousands of them over the years.
He's crazy. I mean, it almost seems like I'm making
it that, but it's one hundred percent true, unbelievable. It
is very hard to believe. I'll give you that. If
I was just such charging for selfie's, how much should
I charge?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Like ten?

Speaker 5 (15:09):
I mean, you can teast out the waters because you
can always cross it out and put less, you know,
but it's hard to put the price up.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I start at a hundy, start at a hundred. So
someone comes up, oh, Kezy, I love the big show?
Can I have a photo? Man? They won't say that.
They'll say I love Crowdgo's.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Wild from five years ago, or I love the ditch.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Game of two halves is what I'm on now. Mogy
no no, I remember that one, the ditch, Yeah, the
one I got fired off and replaced with Adam Blair
after one season? Are you not bar?

Speaker 10 (15:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Sorry? Have you seen Murgi around here? I'm going to
give a selfie. There's a real uh, there's a real
funny thing happening in our Mad Monday, which is the
NRAL podcast, our group chat when Dihan would have been
Hurly Menia Stuart the pants Man as well. Whenever Adam
Blee gets a new job, they send it to me
and they're like, Ohkezy, you going for this job? So
I think he's got a job as like a I

(16:00):
don't know, a skills coach for Newcastle Knights. Oh yeah,
and they're like, Keesy, didn't you apply for this? And
I'm my damn it.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
It's good to be able to take the person out
of you when you when you when you take a
small owl. But now you're beat keys and you're on
the the other one. What's that one game to have?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
We're going to do a Christmas special, by the way,
keeping art for that's an hour long. Oh how good. Yeah,
it's going to be excellent. But before then, we've got
another excellent thing, and that's our live show happening down
and beautiful Tatanaki Shining Pig Brewery this Thursday, four o'clock.
We will see you there. It's to celebrate the Tato
and Art Festival that's happening this very weekend as well.
For all the information on that festival, hit to Hodak
dot co dot in zid so she had the.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt Mike Minogue and when
you see she had.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
They're on the Hidaky Big Show three minutes to five o'clock.
Coming up after five, we've got one and a half
mogis yep, which is like two and a half minute
except way funnier. Also, Matt Heath, disgraced former announcer from
Radio Hadarky. He is now at ZIB and apparently he's
been caught stealing Big Show content which is so original
and so ultra specific that there is no way he

(17:06):
didn't steal it. We'll be going over that audio just
after five.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Hold Ak that's right. It is the Big Show. It's
also on Tuesday evening five minutes past five o'clock. No
hointy Jay. He's with his family for the next couple
of days, but he rejoins us on Thursday down in
Tartanaki for our live show today. Though you've got Keezy,
you've got Mogi, and of course the Big Show is
brought to you by two week No, no, no, yeah,

(17:41):
you reckon that happy with that? I think they are
because how could they not be, would be my question? Yeah, Well,
because they came to us like, hey, you know that
you're right billboards that back? Do you think you guys
could you know, talk about that?

Speaker 6 (17:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Sure, yeah, but people can see that, yeah exactly. What's
the point of telling people that's something that they can see? Yeah,
you know what I mean? They either see it or
they don't.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
If vacan see it, then they know about it and
they can't. Then what's the diff Whereas we are telling
people to get to it in you, to get it
in you responsibly.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
That's right exactly, And it's like the way you're doing it,
it's pretty funny, you know. In this day and age,
it feels like we could all do with a laugh.
So I don't see why we wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
That was great. See that's how you slider in that
little tagline. Official, that's good radio right there. Speaking of
good radio's got some bloody bad radio to report on. Next.
Oh yes, disgrace former Hodarkey employee Matt Heath. Apparently he's
been stealing content from the old Big Show super original
height rating content. So I'll be visiting that piece of

(18:38):
audio and potentially getting them in as well to see
what he has to say for himself. Doo doo dooo semination.
It is white Stripe. Six minutes past five and the
Hucky Big Shug.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hodark.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Son sound Garden on The Hidarky Big Show Tuesday, caught
a past five beautiful evening here in Sydney. He's still
pretending that we're in Sydney. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, Now,
Mike Minogue, are you familiar with a bloke?

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Sorry Mogi, thanks mate? Are you familiar with a guy
called Matt Heath? Here?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I am okay, so disgraced former broadcasting from the Hdacky
brick for Show. You know a lot of people saying
you got a promotion and now works as the beat.
What actually happened is he was disgraced and we decided
enough was enough and we moved him along. Yeah, because
he was just dragging down the good name of radio. Honuky.
He's got a new show and it was brought to

(19:40):
our attention by a listener who ticks through on three
four eight three. Whoever you were by the way, ticks
through again, might flick you out of till he prized
not just anyone though, na ship now a bloody good
one that put together by Pugsart. He flicked through a
message saying, hey, fellas, just so you're aware, was listening
to Matt Heath's show and I'm pretty sure he's taken

(20:00):
one of your segments. So I'm going to do his
play a little clip of audio here and you can decide.
New Zealand it is time for topical Tunes.

Speaker 9 (20:08):
This is the part of the show where Matt and
I each pick a song related to a theme of
the week. First to three votes via phone. I'll wait
one hundred eighty ten eighty wins.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
There's probably no surprises. What band I'm going to play
a song from? As I was saying before the Coldplay
concert was just so good.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I think they're a great band and they're a fantastic
life bands.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
So I eight hundred eighty ten eighty So Mike, we
know so Mogi, Yeah, I keep trying to call you
a full and need to Yeah, it's my bad.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
How do you feel listening to that? I mean it
is a direct rap off, isn't it of the Throbber.
The difference between the Throbber and what Matt's doing there
is he's not playing Throbbers those plays, Yeah, which is
you know, he's cool. I'm surprised all of the Coldplay
tunes he's isn't that one? But that's that's neither end
or the you know, the question is have they stolen

(21:04):
a segment from us? And I think quite clearly you say.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I think it's blatant. I know, I knew for a
long time when he was on Breaking that he was
sort of looking at our show and certain segments like
he loves one and a half, Mogi's as well. If
he starts wheeling out one and a half, Mogi's over
its dB. The other thing, too, is that you know, no,
this is the topical song of the week. We're topical.
The throbber last week was hoiny Jay's foot.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
That's right, because it was run over by a pug
sound and a golf cart. Intentionally, that's ait more topical
than that. Yeah, So it is essentially the exact same segment.
He has stolen it, and I think we're gonna have
to try and organize for him to come in, maybe
not today, maybe tomorrow, come in and explain himself.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
You have to defend himself because you know that's just not
on not in my book, not in my book either.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Actually, I mean, there's so many content options that you
can go with out there.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Why do you have to steal out? Why do you
have to steal ours? You know who wouldn't have done this?
No Jeremy?

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Oh yeah, well the song I would have done something
much worse songs called Jeremy you know what he did?

Speaker 8 (22:03):
What?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Okay, he do worse? Oh wow, big show podcast? You
Sensation on the an excess hlucky big show there? What
did you say? What did I say? New sensation right
in excess? Right? Yeah, it's a great song, Mogi. It
says here you're going to do one and a half
Moggi's now men, men, men men men men men men

(22:27):
men men men men men men men. I'll just play
a half. It's a great sting. It's a great sting.

(22:48):
It's a great year. It's real great.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Hey, when my my mother was down, well not dawn,
more up because it was in the hawks by Yeah,
I called him mam. She was here in Sydney over
the weekend. I'd love you to see. It's been too long, frankly,
been too long. Why don't we do this more? And
on the Sunday there we went out for a bike
ride along the waterfront. Well, we went out along the waterfront,

(23:13):
and I took my daughter, Wow, who's five, and she
hasn't learned or hadn't learned, how to ride a bike
up until this point.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
LOGI junior can't ride a bike. Het little mogi, oh ye,
little mogi.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
So my wife had spent and she would tell you
years teaching our daughter how to ride a bike, but
with no fruits whatsoever. So she had a little bike,
she'd had the training wheels on it, she'd had a
balanced bike, but generally speaking, she just didn't really have
any issue, any interest in it, and so you couldn't
really get her into it.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
But my wife would, would you know?

Speaker 5 (23:44):
She kept on trying and committing and taking it out
there and making the effort and all that sort of stuff.
And anyway, I was sort of thinking to myself as
I laid on the couch with a beer in my
handkle it's taken her a long time to teach my
daughter how to ride a.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Bike, did you think, God, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (23:57):
So Anen's is going to take So I thought to myself,
A well, why don't, Okay, today we'll go out, we'll
go for a walk long there and I'll get old.
I'll get myself involved in so I'll get old Moggie
also known as myself. And and so what I did
was what I noticed about what my wife did, also
known as maad.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
So you were watching a lot of the time, Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Just sort of from the balcony or as I say,
from the couch, or just you know. She'd send me
the videos of them doing it from wherever it was
that they were doing it while I was.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
At the pub. And that because I don't want to
get I don't want to interfere. It's not my job.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
A lot of people say a man should be a
father should be teaching their kids how to ride a bike. Well,
I think that's sexist. Yeah, you know, good for you, man.
I don't think a father should do anything. And so
the way that's too far. And so the the innovation
that I took where on Sunday was I grabbed a
towel and I put it across her chest and under

(24:51):
her armpits.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Okay, and then up the back and you were holding
it up. And then I just.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Held the towel in the air, so she rode along
on the bike. It didn't have any training wheels on it.
And as she's started tipping over, I would lift it
higher so I would take the weight of her and
she'd be able to regain control of the bike. And
then as she was sort of going on pretty good,
I would slowly lower the towel so it would really
be her in control, but she wouldn't know it. Yeah,
And so up and down, up and down sort of

(25:15):
doing that, and it was going pretty well. Did that
for about ten minutes and we had some chips. Stopped
for some.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Chips, talking like crisps or like throw some fried potatoes there, okay.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
And then we were leaving from there, and I said
to her, let's have another crack at list, and she
again she'd lost interest.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
She just doesn't want to didn't want to do it. No,
I don't want to do it. I don't want to
do it. So we'll just give it a go. We'll
just do it for one hundred meters or so and
see how you go. Were the beer brad bedded or
like French fries? Sorry? What were there? Beer bettered or
beer bread bread? I can't remember. I can remember nothing
else about the fry k.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
And the rest of the story is good. And there's
about one hundred meter. We'll just go on hundred meters
and see.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
How you go. Nah, I don't want to I don't
want to do it.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Mot it, I said, look, if you just go from
here to there about fifty meters, you can have an
ice cream. She got on bike and she learned how
to ride immediately in that moment, I was not touching her. Wow,
she just got on her bike and just rode it
fifty meters and from that point on she's known how
to ride a bike, so she can confidently do it now.
She's sweet as what ice cream did you go for?

(26:14):
She went for a bubblegum it was oh not body.
But there's a hell of a result when you consider,
as my wife would say, that it.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Had been going for years. Yeah, and all you had.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
To do was tell her that she could have an
ice cream and then she immediately taught herself how to
ride a bike.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Did she go like two scoops or one? And the other?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Amazing thing about it, Keysy, for you had to undermine
my parenting skills here and bang on about ice cream
is unacceptable. Really, it's a big moment in a father's
life when he can teach his daughter how to ride
a bike. Although my wife would say that probably most
of the work had been done in the sort of
three to four hundred hours that she had put in
pride to that.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
How do you feel about that, because that's the first
thing I thought of. Well, I mean, so you you
get a towel out for fifteen minutes and you mentioned
ice cream and all of a sudden, your daughter's smoking,
Junior's riding.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Really well, obout the proofs and the pudding which was
bubblegum ice cream on a code.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four on Radio Holaky.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Lenny Kravitz on the Hducky Big Show twenty minutes to
six Tuesday evening with Kezy and Moggie. Hoody. J will
be rejoining us on Thursday for our live show down
in Tartanaki. We're going down there by the way four
o'clock Shining Peak Brewing. If you're in the area, come
on down, Mogi. Before the tunes there, we were discussing
the fact that you taught your daughter how to write
a boy, which was cool. Before that, we did a

(27:34):
segment about how Matt Heath, disgraced former employee of Radio Hadaki,
has gone to ZB and has then stolen one of
our segments, the Throbber. This is a highly original segment
that no one else has done in the history of radio,
where you picked two songs. People vote yeah, like that's groundbreaking.
That's right. We've just had a few texts coming through
with a couple of other segments that people have heard

(27:55):
on other radio stations. First of all, someone sent through
a link to a video of the Edge Drive show
that each afternoon show directly competing against ours, doing like
an improv where someone gives them a scene and then
they say action and then they did like an improv right,
theirs was good because they tweaked it slightly by making
it not very funny. So I'm willing to give that

(28:15):
a pass. But someone just tick through here apparently the
Breeze radio station, Yeah, they do What's for Tea? That's bullshit,
that's my segment.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
I was actually listening to another radio station which will
remain nameless, okay, even though it's got a name, and
they do with a chat. No, you ship me every
every hour on the hour chat.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
See, this is what like, what do we have to
do to stop people taking like are you serious? And
chatting about the weather? That is big show one on
one and sports as well. Yea far out. Yeah, I
know you're right man. So this is the thing.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Mean, when you're a market leader the big show, you're
going to have people copying you, you know, and they
say imitation is the highest form of something flattery, is it?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, it's not something else. I'm just this whole, this
whole What's for Tea? New Zealand rip off the Breeze
situations really knocked me for six. Oh yeah, well that's
the scene that we crafted. We looked at the numbers.
We were like, people like this stuff. How do we
you know, take it? Do you know what else will
knock you for six men? What's that? The Black Clash? Brother?
Oh yeah, the Black Clash? I forgot we were going
to plug that here. Hey do you like cricket and

(29:30):
christ Church and writing on trams and stuff? They you
just listen up to, old murkey.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
This is a big one, man. It's the biggest television
event of the year. It is the Black Clash. They
have it every year. It's either in tow Runger or
in christ Church. This coming year, that twenty twenty five
event will be held down in christ Church. It is
going to be an absolute monster. The best ones that
I've been to have been in christ Church. It sells out.
It's a humongous party. It's sort of like the Sevens

(29:56):
used to be in Wellington without the counsel and police
and appearance. Is an absolute joy. If you haven't been before,
get tickets. Hell yeah, sailing fast man. I cannot recommend
this hidly enough. Get your mates together, get down there,
get involved because this is a good time.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
That's right. To top things off, of course, you've got
Jamaican cricket superstar Chris Gail is playing for team Rugby,
plus a whole myriad of former players and footy players
that are talented as well. So Blackclash dot co dot
inz for your tickets. However, if you would like to
win two tickets, best seats in the house sitting with
me and old meet Patty's Mogi in the hot Spring
spa on the on the sideline. What's not on the sideline,

(30:34):
it's on the boundary rope. If you want to come
sit with us in the first innings, then be in
the acc export ultra party zone for the second innings.
Plus get free flights, free accommodation tickets to ride the
tram and a couple of tickets to go to the
hot pools and New Brighton kid Tohodaki dot co dot
m Z. Get yourself in the draw. We're going to
be making the call for that very soon. I assume

(30:55):
it's exciting, isn't it. Yeah, that'll be in about probably January. Yeah,
that'd be before then, Mogi. Don't be silly. Just on
what's for tea, New Zealand, by the way, ticks through
three four eight three. What are you having for dinner
tonight in New Zealand? You win yourself a tooy prize pack.
See the briefly don't give away toy prize packs to
that now they don't.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Here's Groobar madamember the Racking Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Guns and Roses don't cry to night. Sorry Guns Roses.
You've got Kezy and Moggi Hoidy J joining us again
on Thursday, and we need our daily dose of Hoidy J.
So Pugsan has gone to the archive Moggi and he's
found a clip from November twenty twenty two. It was
us talking about the population of the earth. Oh yeah,

(31:41):
I remember that one. Really.

Speaker 11 (31:43):
Hey.

Speaker 10 (31:44):
We were talking about the fact that overnight the world
population ticked over to eight billion people.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Monogio.

Speaker 10 (31:50):
I've watched you and I counted by hand, and as
you pointed out, it was incredibly tricky, of course, because
someone would die and we'd have to.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Go back and start counting, and then you might count
a woman Gezy, and then she might have a baby
come out of it. You've only counted her as one.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
There's another one, you know someone? Actually, Yeah, that sounds
like a nightmare. It was a nightmare.

Speaker 10 (32:15):
It's funny actually, because because Minogi and I were sort
of intimately involved with the counting of it. We got
to see certain what would you call it data, Yeah,
regarding the sort of world's population and so forth. And
I don't know, I think we might have mentioned this
on previous shows, that old Monogio and I were quite

(32:36):
prolific sperm donors in our time.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Geezy where she had a chain that at one time
had more stores internationally, so more clinics internationally than McDonald's
head outlets.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Wait, so you started a company with thousands and thousands
of outlets using hundred hundred thousand, using only your gust, Yeah,
totally man.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Yeah, and you could ask for a hoidy j or
a monogio or a combo. You're like a lucky dep
So you didn't know.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
What yeah either or until until the baby was born
with like goggle.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Eyes, a couple of it was hard to tell.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, a big nose. It was very news. Then it
came out with moves what Oh it could be anyone's.

Speaker 10 (33:32):
But anyway, interestingly, because of our prolific nature, I suppose,
and because we had all these outlets. God do you
remember the old tennis elbow?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh my lord, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:48):
I had bandages for Africa all over me, mate, we're
responsible for one eighth of the world's population.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Geezy a billion people? Billion?

Speaker 11 (33:57):
Is there?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Meny? It was billion? Yeah? And so I suppose when
you think about there's so many little what's it called,
the little sperms inside the little spoist tell us more.

Speaker 10 (34:11):
Tell us about the little spoons.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
But there is probably mathematically, you know, there's probably enough
to go around, if you know what I mean. Yeah,
I know what you mean. Yeah, I think I know
what you mean. Keasy, Yeah, I mean, there's lots of sperm.

Speaker 10 (34:28):
But it's quite freaking and finding that information you walk
down the right. I don't know if you do this
when I walk down the road now and I'm like,
I'm walking.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Down the road and you walk past the little girl
and she's like, good a mate, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I just random little girl? Not related to the situation.

Speaker 11 (34:56):
All right, busy time though, Yeah, got to.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
See Hody decided to be a massive punisher in that
particular break. If you want to listen to that again.
Every single show The Big Show's Ever Done is available
in podcast form, just such hodak you get your podcast
from Does that ever freak you out? Mike? What's that? Man?
The fact that everything we've ever done and said in
this room is officially available for anyone to get at
any point.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Yeah, but only until one of us was our job
and then they've done it all. Yeah, it's a good point.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
They like like the show never happened. Like all of
the other shows before us, this will never have existed.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Was there a show before us?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
The whod Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Let's right, it is the Hurdarky Big Show, Keezy and Minogue,
Hoidy Jay not with us, say, won't be here tomorrow
either way.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
He's alive, Yeah, but he's just not with us anymore.
By any more, I mean today and tomorrow and need
be back on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Be back on Thursday, which is just as well. We're
doing a live show in Tartanaki and old Hardy Jabi
back on Dick. If you know what I mean? Oh
yeah I do. It's a sailing term, isn't it. Oh
yeah it is? Yeah yeah, yeah, so it was batting
down the hatches by the way, Sorry, do you know
the Big Show is brought to you by Tully? Oh yeah,
I did what's that slogan of these again? That's yeah,

(36:27):
get it, get it? Also, ye're right, keep an eye
for the new billboards around about the place.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
When you're right, you're right, can we make it that sure?
I mean, when you're right, you're right, just because there
is a year right and if right?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah? Right? He said, when you are right, you're right.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
I'm saying you're right, you're right. So I'm saying it
still sounds like you're right right, Okay, but I'm saying
you're right, you're.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Right, you're right.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
I just feel like if we can really confuse the
messaging for them, they're going to be thrilled.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I reckon,
that's great. Yeah. Who wants to get like one precise
message across when we.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Can reinforce it all the time, when we could just
sort of make a real hodge podge mess of it.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Actually, just on that have a toy a drop of
happiness in every No, Pugs is okay, let's just flap. Hey.
We do a podcast outro by the way, which is
bonus content. Today Pugs actually joined us Bugs. Here's a
little clip from tonight's Potty which comes out at seven thirty.
This clips called fastest. I was the fastest. Got my

(37:31):
school thinking, did you go around telling people that that
you were the fast everybody everyone knew whatever I didn't
know because they'd all sit on the grandstand for the
final spread. Well, my name was Cress back then, birdshit Cress.
Some reason, everyone finds that nickname, which I only had
for like two months, really funny.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
It's one of the best nicknames I've ever heard. It's
it's it's school yard, you know, branding at its finest.
It's simple. Yeah, you know, as soon as you hear it,
what's happened? I'm assuming a bird shat on you. As
I was explaining to Pugs. No, it was raining and
we were standing underneath the shelter and it used to drip,
a big drip landing on my head and I was like,

(38:15):
oh God, at least it's not bird shit. And then
my mate's like, nah, it was at your bird shit, Chris.
And then that stuck around for a wee while. I'll
still get a text like once a year from a.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Mate bird shit Chris Haavy birthday.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Yeah, man, I'm a big fan of that, and I
think it would be I know that you're not really,
but it would be a bloody It would be a
huge shame.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Of that caught on for the next say two years. Yeah,
it could be the Big Show with Jason Hoyd, Mike Minogan,
bird Shiit Chris, because they seemed to just go away.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
There's gold Now you need to get that tattooed on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
That on me. That's a really good idea. Make your
full of great ideas, by the way. Up next, What's
for Tea New Zealand. Remember the Big Show podcast, Red Hot,
Chili Peppers and the Bridge. It's the hurdarky Big Show
Tuesday Evening with Keezy Murgi and also Pugs on and
it's time for this one d original segment. Oh you
hey guys. Text here from Steve What's for Teas Zealand

(39:13):
with me Ki.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Here he is bird Chip Chris Mike. No, it was
only because you just see your name is. But I
like Kezy as well.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, I really like bird Chick Chris. You really like
bird shit Comma Chris. It's like you're telling me you
like eating bird shit. E you like Birdship Pugs. That's good,
that's good, good, awesome. Hey, thanks for joining us for
the studio, But thanks for being here? Man, do you
want to do? Connie Chip? No? Okay? He six flying

(39:46):
and as per Fellers on three four eight three people
saying what they have for dens in net Ye good
a Fellers Uh.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Enrique O Glesiers he is married to anacornic Cova? Who's
that the tennis player?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
No, hardly know. I didn't invite you in here to
make hardly Noah jokes? All right? Sorry? Anyway for context,
that's all pugs does that go through? What for dinner?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Man?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Enrique is having steamed bun and burnt meat Paddy steam burns.
So I don't know if he's Yeah, I don't know
if he's eating a meal or getting It's quite a
plain sort of burger scenario, isn't it. But a steamed
bun could be a euphemism, right, TNA you think it
could be? TNA total NonStop action. I do, yeah, good?

(40:43):
Get a Flowller's dug here? Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Doug Bracewell, the recently discraced black camp who has been
hammering the coke.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
That's the one.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
And I don't say allegedly because he's been tried most
of a group of his peers and convicted keysy.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
That's right, okay, tonight, I'm having homemade burgers and ships
and a big sign of the old Cockaina. That's right,
racism alarm. They're just ready to go not right now. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
It should have been surrounded with the allegedly because it
was only one off occasion over a year ago.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
And almost two years ago. It's all good man, that's
chill good. I Fiella's ruby here.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Oh my god, ruby in the sky with diamonds.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
That's what it's called.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
It's Percy bird ship christened the sky with bird ship.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Mogi. That's not even clear. The fact that Pugs is like,
wheeze laughing now you're coughing. Yeah, we've just been silly.
Who was it? Ruby? Ruby d there we go? That
is yeah, she's an actress. She's having creamy powered carbinara
and pasta with a head of hunting and gathering. Creamy

(42:00):
our pasta carbonara. That sounds that sounds quite young. Yes,
if you're into kamuana with a hint of hunting together, yes,
I don't know what that means. Okay, get a feelers lead,
Oh my god, a hurry that's the one. Yeah, which Lee?
Did you think it was pokes? Where it is? Boys?

(42:24):
I'm having six bourbons and some kalipenno and cheese snags
could be Yeah, that's from Lee. Yeah, that sounds famously here,
that sounds delicious. What about this? This is a classy one?
Nas does sound? Yeah? Get a feels uh Nissa here?
Can you suggest a famous nissa? Please? Poke monster? That's

(42:47):
the one, the lock Nissa monster. Can you stop wheeze
laughing into the microphone. Please? A glass of weather Hills
Pinot Green. A pork chop? Yeah, yeah, realst. As much
as I love a pork chop, I hate a pork chop.
I hate chops too much, Edmund Yeah, give me a steak.

(43:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's into that segment. Yeah, well that
was good. Good work pag Son and particularly you work
around the lockness monster. Very good like that. That was
really good. Remember they Big Show podcast Darcy Clay Jesus
was evil on the Hdarcky Big Show. No Hoidy jet Day.

(43:30):
But we've got Pug Sons stepping and enjoy myself and
Mogi for this.

Speaker 10 (43:35):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Pugsan, What do you watch the emojis?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I watched another episode of the Penguin?

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Was it the fout? I'm only that's four inch down?
I got four to go. It's a good show, man,
I really want to watch it is a good show.
It was a bit of a flashback episode and I
don't know why, but I'm not a fan of those.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
So how did we get here? Sort of thing? You
know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
But Bloody got good actor, isn't it? I've changed my
mind here. They've got ridden rid of some of the
annoying ones.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
That's good. Yeah. One thing I don't like, which is
happening more and more, is the whole house of the Dragon.
It's like, oh, you enjoyed that? How about this show
set two hundred years before? Yeah? Have you seen that
June one's coming out? I did see that was coming
out about the Bennerges. It's a thousand years prior to
all the trade. Gee, if it's great?

Speaker 8 (44:46):
Yea, what do I here? But I didn't put all
the work into it. I'm sorry. I've never seen a
good one of those. Well, okay, like, if there's a
good one, was that good one? Heaps and heaps of
Emmy's I only ever watched it.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
No, No, I haven't seen two episodes of it. I
didn't really get into it.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
No, well, that's the thing. But I also did the
same thing with Breaking Bed. I watched that first episode
probably seven times over the course of the three epis. No,
I was just like, ugh, and I was like, I
am not watching it, and then eventually got into it.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
But you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
But I think the good shows you have to spend
a bit of time on, but oh, they suck.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I would argue Game of Thrones episode one season. The
first time I watched it, I was like, this show
is magnet.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Oh yes, yeah, yeah, the same as the Soprano as
the first episode.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
First episode is so good. You know, that's the only
episode I've seen so good. And I also also got
ducks in the in the pools and yeah, but that's
the only episode I saw. I watched that and I
was like, I don't know, and that was about two
years ago. Yeah, that's the same thing I did with
Breaking Bed. You'll get there. Yeah, I probably will watch it.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
I do also want to just go back to our
review of that movie yesterday and just say that I've
spoken to a lot of people, and the three of
us are the only people that haven't liked it.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
And my wife, My wife had we had.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
A text earlier today that said that we while the
movie wasn't great, our review was an abomination and we
crucified it.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Well, that's right. That was on three four three.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Yeah, and that's that's fair enough. So I just did
just want to say that a lot of people would
really enjoy it, and he really enjoyed it. I Mett Heath,
who was a Gladiator freak the first one. He loved it.
I feel like, I don't know what he's talking about,
but that's great. The action is awesome.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
He's done a magnificent thing, Matt, where he's trained his
brain to just not expect too much of stuff and
be happy with what something for what it is, whereas
maybe we expect too much from a movie like Gladiator too. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
I'm trying to stay positive here, so I'm not going
to answer that I'm trying to be I'm trying to
be positive.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I did expect a lot from it. See that's why
you're straining. That's better. Shut up, pugs. Yeah, don't not
go and see it because of the three of us.
It's worth watching, absolutely. I just didn't like it. It was
an entertaining two and a half hours. Yeah, just after
the first one. That was just a bit of it. Yeah, Pugs,
what did you watch? Man like?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I'll get this out of the way quickly watched some
Island Australia. The guy that I was talking.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
About yesterday that I really liked that eats the eggs.
Oh yeah, annoying. I'm over him. He's gone too far.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Keeps doing this thing called going gang gang gang and
like making hand signs and I'm just sicking of it.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Okay, great, that's my story. Has he eaten any more eggs?

Speaker 9 (47:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
If he did that, I would have liked him. You
love you eggs? Yeah? Can you share your chilli egg
recipe again? Nah.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
No, that's the Chemical Brothers. Hey boy, Hey girl on
The Hurdarchy Big Show Tuesday afternoon with Kezy and Mog
and also Pugsant who's stepping into the hoity, j Roll
and Fellers. This coming Thursday, Jace will be rejoining the
Big Show and we will be hitting on the road
to beautiful Tartanaki pugs. Have you ever been there? Man, Yes,
I have, because you didn't come with us last time
many years ago.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
No, So that was the first live show you guys
ever did and I was a listener back then and
I remember listening to that show and being such a fan.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
It was great. Yeah, it was really great.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
And also my sister Sophie came up and got a
photo with you guys because knew absolutely thing.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Was she there the show? Yeah? I don't know there. Yeah,
my sister selfie with you guys. Have you got that
photo still?

Speaker 11 (48:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
I can find it?

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Is that the one? Is that the one? Because we
did one live show previously and you know, I'm not
a huge obviously not experienced in radio at all prior
to doing the show, right, And I found it odd
that you would go to do a live show at
a pub and set up that they had was nobody
in the pub could hear it? And I said, wouldn't
it be great? Wouldn't be good if everybody in the

(48:28):
pub could hear it? Because at the moment they're just
looking at us talking, but there's no speakers for them
to hear us. Why would anybody want to come and
watch this? And it was like the greatest invention that
nobody ever thought of for some reason.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
That's right. It was actually me that thought of it. Well,
it was like you know the old Al Paso taco
heads when they've got the girl. Yeah, that's me. That's
AWESOMEGI was like, I love that. No one can hear it.
I was like, well, actually, Mogan wouldn't be nice. I
people could hear it. I'm sure sure. But also that
because we didn't really have a producer at that stage.

(49:00):
I don't think our producer did he come to I
don't think he came down. I think we had was
that in the mountain, so that we had a producer
for that one at the mountain, the very first one.
No one could hear it. People.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
I'll tell you where it was where I made that
where I said this, Yeah, it was we did an
A C C show that's right by Mount Eden. It
was before before a twenty twenty game or something rather, Yeah,
and I just were we even here?

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, exactly. It's not weird. So the idea of our
live shows, if you haven't been to one before, is
we have the PA system going. You can hear it
throughout the pub. You can hopefully applaud a boo and
make it yell out. Yeah. One of the best things
that's ever happened to a live show was when we
interviewed Razor and he said, my wife. Oh, that's right,
he said, and the entire bar just yelled my.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Wife and he was he didn't know who the hell
we were. It was like, what the hell's going on?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
And then he ran it again as well. It happened
like two or three times, right, that was great. And
then some guy got his downstairs out. That's right. That's
happened on more than one good eating you can get those.
You can get good eating tattooed or whatever you want.
My wife backbone merchant film.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Oh no, no, brothers and will be there.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
There's some local tatoo guys down there.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
A couple of legends are going to be coming along
and that they'll have a select few options.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
That's right. Yeah, because it's all celebrating the artists, that's right.
Which is happening this week in Saturday and Sunday. It
is one of the biggest teddo and art festivals in
the Southern Hemisphere. So Thursday, we're talking this Thursday, four o'clock,
Shining Peak Brewery in New Plymouth, come on down the
Big Show Live with US three and also Houghty j
is going to be there as well. Backbone Teas on
offer and if you ask really nicely and you use

(50:38):
the code word Mogi, yes, they'll tattoo some burnt meat
patties around your nips.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Well that does it for the Huducky Big Show for Tuesday,
the nineteenth of no Vim. But tomorrow you will have
myself and Mogi and old pugsun once again. And then
on the Thursday, hoy J rejoining us for the Taranaki
Live Show Shiny Peak Brewing. If you're in the area,
come on down from for this Thursday. But Mogi, what's
your plan for tonight? Not a lot of plans for
this evening, mate. I'll probably watch a little bit more

(51:16):
of the Penguin. I want to get through to the
end of that bagger and I don't know, hopefully you
there's a little bit of evening sun left over.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Have you got a
good dick, got a great deck, got a couple of
big decks to them? Two big decks.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Have you got one for morning sun one for afternoon?
What is it? It's morning and afternoon? Yess morning dick? Yeah, morning, yeah, yeah, yeah, lucky.
I don't even have one tonight. Are you going to
do tonight? CAZy? Oh that's a good question. Thanks. I
hadn't even thought about it. My wife is that squash?
My wife, no mine, no mine? Her squash starts in

(51:52):
a couple of minutes, in fact, seven o'clock sharp. So
I'll head home. I'll cook up a pasta. Yeah, yummy
pasta we're having. She'll come home at about or eight.
Winny will eat that together. She will go a bit early,
and then I'm going online with Pukstan and the Fowlers. Yeah,
and play PlayStation together. What's that game called that? You're playing?
The Merchants of Filth? That's the one. Yeah, Buzzy Islands
six Merchants of Filth is Parkstan's recommended. In fact, he doesn't,

(52:16):
he doesn't want to play any other games. It's our
eight team, oh is it? And we've all got VR
headsets on. It's pretty full on, sounds pretty sick. Yeah,
you should come high sometimee okay, Hey, make sure you
join us tomorrow at four pm for the Radio Huduckey
Big Show. Also check out the podcast comes out every
night at seven thirty. Highlights of the show on the
podcast out tro look at our Instagram too bloody good stuff. Yeah,

(52:38):
we'll see you tomorrow, yeah,