FULL SHOW: What Happens On Stag...

On today's show, Jase is our new brothel expert,  Mike had the best Father's Day of his life and Keyzie had a doozy of a weekend.

THYMESTAMPS:
(00:00) Intro: One of the all time great weekends!
(02:57) SHOW MEETING
(08:28) Keyzie breaks down the Stag
(12:34) GUBBIE ON THE WAHS
(18:20) FIJI BABY
(21:19)  What's On Telly?
(25:46) Intro: THRIVING
(27:34) Father's Day for the fellas
(33:04) BREAKING NEWS
(36:08) Called in to commentate the AB's
(46:40) Intro: Great producing
(48:09) TRADE TESTED
(51:07) Brekky chat
(55:03) Farewell!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome, this is big, big show Jason Heights Night, and.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Get a your mad Bastard's great to have your company
on this glorious Monday afternoon, the eighth of September twenty
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Speaker 5 (00:33):
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Speaker 6 (00:35):
You're going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sixth son
of her be off the back of one of the
all time great weekends. I have to say yes, easily,
huge Father's Day yesterday. We're going to get into that
a little bit later on, aren't we. Jace sure you
hit a shocker, man? Yeah, Jace, Yeah, man shocking. I
had a very We'll get into that.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Later on.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Ah, but keasy, here you are.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Mate, back from your big week wearing your pink jacket,
but a stubble action going on that all good stuff.
How are you going?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I'm actually going great guns, Yeah, high spirits after a
fantastic weekend, one of the all time great weekends, Mogie.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I agree with that.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yes, you were shocking, Jason was I anyway? Yeah, it
was an excellent weekend, went way too quickly. Yeah, right
when that happens.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yes, I yeah, I did have a shocking weekend. But
I was the only one that didn't get steamed over
the weekend. So maybe that's got something to do with it.
Maybe I need to sort of get into that. But
you know what I mean, to have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I think it's a great idea. Yeah, I think so.
Man responsibly obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Hey, now listen, we've got a big showy head, Mogi.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
We absolutely do is discuss. We're going to be having
a big chat about Father's Day later on. Of course,
two out of the three of us are fathers here, yes,
and somebody has got some news.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Don't stop doing this. I don't have.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Another couple of opportunities for the listeners out there to
get involved in the Swingers Club. US bastards are off
to Fiji and you're going to get a chance to
join us. And of course, Keezy was it a two
day stag too over the weekend and we didn't have
a little bit of a chat about it. And if
I could be so bold. I think it probably needs
to be a heart to heart hoodie Jay.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah, I think so. There's some consense bubbling up.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's a shame to.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Have to do it in such a public setting, but
needs must. Yeah really, I mean there's plenty of other
content we can do.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, No, I don't think there is The Darchy Big
Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
We's are there on the radio hold Archy Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes past four,
and hoping all our listeners out there had a great
weekend like the Fellows did as well. But I hate
to do this, Fellows, but I need to call a
show meeting, show meeting, show me the meeting, show meeting
is now in progress.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Man, intense. Keezy, last week you went to a two
day stag do Yeah. Yeah, I took a Friday.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Friday off work.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
And we thought, well, wouldn't it be great if we
call Keezy up on the Friday show myself, whatdy Jay
and Pugs aren't out there and have a little chit
chat with you about how things were going and so on.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
We had dilly flick you a text message.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
You said, yeah, good as gold Man, and we were
coming up to the break pretty pretty quickly. Yeah, And
he flicked the text you said, yep, sweet airs call.
He called you twice. You didn't answer immediately after saying yes.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Can I can?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I just say when I heard because Dilly actually mentioned
this when I got on this afternoon, I genuinely went
to argue with him and say no, I didn't get
any And then I checked my phone and saw that
I had responded yeah, and I don't remember getting texts.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Then you get on the Airkezy and we have a
chat to you. Yeah, and well it's probably best if
you just hear for yourself.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Do I have to good a CAZy?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
How are you going?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Mate? And Maggie and PUGSA good a fellow.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
There's one thing, shut up. I'm talking to the fellas.
That one that I cut up.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
You were saying that actually you've ended up with two
partners weirdly enough in your bed keeasy.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, yeah, backbone really big about you all that.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
My wife don't want to a number of the amount
of drinks we've had because obviously.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
We're on the radio and about eight ninet.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I don't remember I remember and obviously always drink responsibly.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Yeah, it's fierst and foremost. Can we just put that
out there? Yes, responsibly.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I've got to say, coming from you, what it just
seems well, no, it's just I just why don't you say,
then drink responsibly?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Good, it's way it came. Yeah, Yeah, I don't I
remember the phone ringing.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I had my phone on loud. I was like, the
fellows are going to ring me. I needed to have
it on loud. Yeah, and I need to answer this
straight away so we can go straight to wear and broadcast.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
They actually Pugs was obviously cut that chat together. There
there was another point where you handed the phone over
to a mate of your so we could ask him
where you sat in terms of the most drunk person there,
because you seemed responsibly hammered at that point. He started
talking to us, and then you started dropping f bombs
in the background, telling him to f off this and

(05:37):
so on. Unbelieved not for the first time you've dropped
an on the show.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Certainly not. But my concern obviously is it's the drink.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Now.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
If you're telling us that you can't remember that phone
conversation mate, I think we need to have a serious
conversation here, and you.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Know, and speaking to your mate, he was good, wouldn't
he great?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Crisp yea onto it, Yeah, real judge, very very professional
and obviously taking you under his busy there because you're
a bit volnies.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Right, So what well just well, yeah, I mean I
think obviously well we'll sort of run out of time.
He will come back after a couple of chams, but
sort of need to know what happened on the stag
Doo to get run down from start to finish because
I'm concerned that if that's if that's the state you're at,
you know, a few beers responsibly, Yeah, then there's potentially

(06:36):
that's some bad decisions.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
But we don't like everyone knows that what happens on
the stag Doo stays, and I can't now go on
the radio and talk about it, you know what I mean.
So that's just you know, I'm not going to talk
about what happened on the stage. It's yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, let's ask a listener three four eight three should
Keisy talk about what happened on the stag Dude?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
I don't know why would be like, I didn't cheat
on my wife or anything. If that's what you're wondering.
It's an out of a thing to say.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Man came out of nowhere, for sure.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's awkward. Actually does the tune.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hodch.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Shore on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is twenty three minutes past four o'clock, and
we're just trying to get a sort of rundown of
Keysey's two day stag do. And Yeah, I got a
bit awkward towards the end of that last voice break,
but talk us through it, Keysey. I mean you started
off early on both days by the sounds of things.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what happened at that.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I'm just I'm still a bit I'm still a bit
tired from the weekend, right, so I'm obviously my I'm
sort of just.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Out of tune with you guys, would you say.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Not, ponies, I don't know why I set it up
like that. I see what I'm saying. I'm yeah on
each yeah, yeah, yeah on edge.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
Anything weighing on your mind, man, because you're sort of
saying that everything that goes on on the stag stays
on the stag. Yeah right, yeah, but then you told
us that you didn't cheat on your wife, but surely
that information should have remained on the stag.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, No, no, I know, and I know what I
can see what you're sort of getting at here. But
the reason why I thought i'd say I didn't cheat
on my wife, it's just so that we're quite clear
on it.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yes, it just.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Seemed very emphatic and out of the blue. Yeah, I really,
I guess, I guess it just took us back a
little bit. We were like, well, I mean, we were
suggesting that you slept with someone.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
It was just well, no, it was just.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I kind of a bit preemptive because I know the
big show. Are you bloody?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
We'll get down a pow WoT. We were never stoop so
low right as the suggested I'm having. Yeah, I just yeah,
as I said, I'm just a bit out of tune.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
No, it was good. What were the activities you got
up to? Uh?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Oh we did an egg and spoon race. Oh yeah,
is that what they call it? No, I see this
is what I'm talking about. What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I didn't cheat on my wife?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (09:31):
Man?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh geekzy okay, well I want to be quite clear.
We believe you.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Good, okay, good, good, we are. Oh there's lots of
chicken nuggets. We had heaps checken nuggets.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, what the hell does that mean?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
What do you mean the way you said? Oh yeah,
just like that.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
No, you had a lot of chicken mc nuggets.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I didn't add milk nuggets. Where the mick coming from?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's like, uh yeah, okay, so egg and spoon and
inverted Comma's race.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
But what did you do with the stag because normally
they do some kind of like you might go paintballing
and then you blast them with your paintball gown.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Or wear a bridal gown or something like that.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, so he he.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
He dressed up as like a milkman. Oh yeah. He
had to hitchhike to the to the place where we
were staying. Right, it's about anarrantin away. Yeah, yes, so
he sort of we lost him for a bit there.
He got picked up by someone random and right, yeah, yes, and.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Then he had like a list of things he had
to tick off. They're all, you know, kind of humiliating,
what sort of thing. Oh, you know, he he hates onions.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
He had h yeah, right right down the street naked,
cheer on your wife. Yeah, he did have to run
down the street naked. At one point he actually had
to sing at the pub. That was hilarious because it
was like.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Four in the afternoon or Friday, coming after work and
all of a sudden, this dude's singing like Robbie Williams.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You know. It was at the gate. Yeah, the locals were,
they were loving it. Actually it was good. But honestly,
all in all, fellas was a pretty pretty uneventfuled. I was, yeah, yeah,
well done man. Yeah, good times.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, okay, uh well we'll just leave it there.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
My wife, Jason, the Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Keyzy tune in four on Radio Holky.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
He's indeed Lincoln Park there on the radio Hodarky Big
Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
The time is four thirty five.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
A bit of league action of course, fellows over the weekend,
and I believe that's the end of the sort of
regular season. We're into playoffs.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Now, am I right? Am I right? Finals Finals?

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Okay, we're fed in mind.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
We've got our resident rugby league expert rugby league around legend, Charlie.
Good Charlie, you mad, Barstard Hour's life.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
No, that's good, hos.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Beautiful, a good stuff.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Give us your take.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
It was quite a match.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Where are the fellas at, Charlie.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
At the moment?

Speaker 7 (12:20):
You know, it was a good match, but it wasn't
It wasn't up to our standard twitty. But at the
end of the day, the regular season's over and I
think whatever has happened, you know, dished up a bit
of dog shit over the last month, but there's no
reason that we can't peak coming coming into the knockout
finals with six spot, with Earn, a home game ves Penra,

(12:43):
and I'm pretty spired up to be positive about it.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Yeah, people are determined to be positive about that. That
I really I really respect that. I respect that. But
that game was garbage.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
It really was.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
So there were so many the handling I think the
completion rate was at about seventy percent.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Just none of the things that.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
We pride ourselves on the way that Web's got them
playing over these last few years. I just don't understand
how it completely disappears so that it was a little
bit of a bummer. But yeah, you know, the guys
are sort of saying that nobody respects them, nobody expects
them to win. But that's not because people hate the
Warriors or don't like the Warriors. It's just because we're
playing so badly that nobody thinks they've got a chance.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
That's right, that's kind of just the evidence that, yeah,
they've been giving us butt and saying that that game
on the weekend mainly had everything to play for. You know,
with those home games. They're very good at home and
dely Cherry Evans and guys like Jasevanga their last game
in the NRL. But we even though it sounds weird,

(13:46):
it was kind of a nothing game for the Warriors.
They needed to win to build some evidence going on
to the knockout game. But at the same time, a
loss or a win didn't affect them, So I think
that might have crept in just expecting a lot more
intensity from from them this week with Pinner and me personally,
I don't reckon Penra for all that. I reckon they're

(14:07):
there for the taking. You know, they're they're an eighth
spot for a reason. I reckon we can do it.
We've putting a lot of performances that will beat Penri
from the past. We haven't put them in in the
last two months. But there's no reason the boys just
can't switch on. We're just gonna, I don't know, everyone's
just got to play this game all because.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Good Charlie gub kezy here.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Hope you're well, man, Yeah, sweet, like to check in
every now and then just in case. As you mentioned,
we've got the Panthers this weekend. I was actually a
staggy over the weekend, so Din. Actually I can't remember
a lot of the league, but I see that they
smoked the Dragons. But before that, you know, a couple
of close losses and golden point for the Penrith Panthers.

(14:49):
The Wars tapering down a bit, but as you say,
we're staying positive. What do the Wars do have to
do to take down a Pinrith team that does have
a lot of finals experience. What will we have to
do well come Saturday evening.

Speaker 7 (15:02):
We have to complete our sets. Yeah, we can't be
dropping the ball of our own half.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, we when we.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Kick it down there, we need to keep them in
there enough. They've got to be kicking from their half
and we can't give away six agains, right, we give aways?
If we give away six agains or penalties coming out
of their own half, you can put a line for
us because we don't We don't have the attack to
score forty points for St. Cener. Yeah, like we could
score forty if we complete and don't give away penalties.

(15:31):
But if we're just defending our line, I think pen
if we're going to score too many points, So we
don't know. We don't want to give them too much
attacking ball on our twenty.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Well, it shouldn't be hard for the failers to get
fired up for this because it's it's this or go home,
isn't it? And where are we?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Gabby?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
In terms of the injuries, I know that it's plague
the side still a problem for the boys.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
Well, to be honest with you, I don't I don't know.
We're missing two of our I'll probably hire in the
cellarycap players and Barnett and yeah, you know, two leaders
in the team, but not much we can do about
it now they're not here. So whatever's going on on
the injury front, the next man. I've just got to

(16:14):
step up. They just got to get as fired up
as we are.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Tell you what that's Sam. Heally is a bloody weapon.
We need to keep him on the side some way, somehow.
He is the boy.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Yeah, he's a gun. He'd like. It's annoying when people say, oh,
you know, the future looks good, because it does. But
at the same time being in that being in the
top eight as good, so we need to need to
capitalize on it. Well, I honestly reckon we're going to
beat Pinter and we don't don't don't ring you next week?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, I like the positivity. Charlie.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Before you go, of course, would you like to choose
your Porter King Player of the Round.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
You know what, I don't want to give one this week.
I want to give two next weeks of it. The
whole team's going to play well next week. I'll save
it for next week.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Good on you, Charlie and thanks for having you on
to us. Made and of course if you're in the
Wellington area you need a portoloo. Make sure your head
up Uncle Charlie at Porter King Portoloo Seeladder Man.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
See your brother.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Charlie every time.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Don't play music over Charlie Kezy.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hdarchy The Big Show. Swingers Club is back and this
time it's going global.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Can't wait for theellers, can't wait outside now, beautiful afternoon
sunny time. It's gonna eat Billy and mare bast Hell's live. Yeah,
good things, mate. Tell me Billy, what do you do
for a craft?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Billy? Quick question?

Speaker 7 (17:51):
Man?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Were you got to lose the shield man?

Speaker 7 (17:56):
Subject?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yes? Man, I was got it. I was going for
the stags Man. Was a pretty brief tenure, fellows.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Was it one one game?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
But better to have loved and lost to have never
loved it all?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Tell me, Billy, do you like a bit of a
whack on the golf course?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Good stuff? Mate?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Are you running a handicap or anything like that?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
No?

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Hand?

Speaker 5 (18:21):
And who would you take with you?

Speaker 7 (18:23):
Probably will my old woman?

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Well will you?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Good lord? Can you mean can you leave the country?
I don't know if you can.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I think there's they've got to watch on his passport.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I mean imagine will Billy at the buffet?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I mean, come on, has he still got the ankle bracelet.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
On the.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
Last week?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah? Could stay on the line. I look after you.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Good, I met your mad Bassett.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
How's life you're doing well? Thanks mate? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Good?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Good week in there, mat?

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Yeah, good weekend? Got the word?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
And what do you do for a crass mat?

Speaker 7 (19:11):
Just a carpenter?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Mate? You're a goddamn backbone, don't you forget it? Do
you like having a wak met?

Speaker 7 (19:21):
I love having a Tony?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
And what about playing what golf? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Oh yeah that's right as well?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, good stuff? Well, good on you met? Do you
stand on the line and pack? Sam will look after you're.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
In the jaw?

Speaker 7 (19:40):
Awesome?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Wait so he's Tony.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Everybody's Tony Man right, yeah, yeah, Tony is a backbone.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Fellas, it's not forget We are going over to Fiji
to play a championship golf course at the Intercontinental Intercontinental
Fiji Golf Resort and SPA. Yes, I said intercontinental.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
All right, there's what it was cool. We just move
on big thanks to Fiji ways as well and tourism
Fiji two because Jace, yes, Fiji is where happiness comes naturally.
Buller oh god, racism alert, racism alert.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
The hierarchy. Big show was Jace, Mike and Kyzy, tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Hoary Split ends there on the radio Darchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon, the time six minutes to five o'clock.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Let's talk TV.

Speaker 8 (20:35):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I don't watch anything over the week? Well I do it, feb.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
I might talk about that a little bit in the
old when we getting some a little bit of Father's
Day chat later on. I won't talk about that, fellas, Okay, okay, Yeah, yeah,
I watched the PGA Seniors Tour.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
That's sports Chase.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
That's for sports chat or golf chat with double bogeye
Mogie five buzzies.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Wow, wow many out of five? Yeah, you're nice. Yeah,
what did you watch, Gezy? Last night? I tried something
different with my wife.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Desperate times in.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Terms of TV watching. Ye one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
It was, hey, why don't I say this, Why don't
you watch your show? And I'll just to be on
my laptop next year that way she can watch because
we couldn't agree on what we wanted to watch.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, it was a her of a fight given everything that.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Don't So she's watching the show at the moment. Apparently
everyone's watching. It's called the Summer. I turned pretty watching
that apparently, or in the girl world, I don't know,
not in man world.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Pug's talked about it on Friday.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, watch it, it's garbage.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
She told him that she recommended it. Yeah, him, but
he got a loud of him that she told him
that he was going to sit down and watch it and
shut up.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah right, So I had to be near it while
it was playing.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
The main girl, like loves Us, is in a relationship
but has these two guys that she's got to crush on.
Then there's two girls named Shayla and Taylor or something,
and there was drama and then dad split up with mom.
Oh my god, it's all having at the beach house.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Garbage.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
But after that, two stars, two busies out of five.
Sorry stars, how's a start. We got served because this
is on Watch Prime. We got served. I was like,
what do you want to watch next? The next suggestion
was a documentary called A Very British Brothel.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh damn it, someone stole my idea. No, it's not that.
It's a real documentary about a genuine British brothel, brothel
run by a mother daughter combo quite common that how
do you know just what do you mean what?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
It's one of those industries where you just hand it
down to the next person.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Happened to Yeah, but you know, how do you know?

Speaker 7 (23:03):
What?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Though? Where are you getting your intel from?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I've got Netflix, Keezy end.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Prime, yeah, and Incognito Mode.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
I watched fifteen minutes of it with my wife. We
both thought it was like it was really funny because
the stuff they were showing was like a guy came
in with a food finish, yeah, and then the main lady,
that madame rang him up and was like, you got
yoga all through the jacuzzie, you're not allowed to come back,
and then he was.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
You know, then showed them cleaning up this jacuzzi and
there was like fish chowder in there. And also that
was hilarious.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Recommend great, really recommend very British Bothel Brothel.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Four busies out of five Hot ha hot, what do
you mean sexy, steamy?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Get your fired up?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah I did. Jason, Hey, what's coming up
after five men?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Hey, we're going to be talking to Jeff mctash mctange,
mctach Yes, that's right, he was commentating and the NPC.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I think it was a Southland Shield game. It was
halfway through he was handed a note and they told
me to go because Tony Johnson had lost his voice
for the ab Yeah, he's covering in to have a
yarn about that ridiculous situation drama.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
How good.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days A four on radio.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Hold, I can come, Becky Messive Backbones. Hope you're surviving
your Monday afternoon. In fact, I hope better than that.
I hope you're thriving this Monday afternoon. It's five minutes
past five o'clock and you're listening to the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Brought Duby Reburger.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Serving good times and good food or take away at
Reburger today?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah yeah, yam, Yeah yeah yah yeah, yam, yam. Did
you say, Donan?

Speaker 6 (24:48):
I thought I took it as dining, sorry, serving good
times and good food dining or take away at Reburger today?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yo, that's it? Good stuff you must have. I didn't
have any Reburger on the stag? Is that what you're
gonna ask?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I guess you were busy doing other stuff?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Were you like what? No, you're like having fun with
like just good people that weren't your wife. Well, no,
they're not my wife because they're a group of fellers.
Stick stick stick stick stay.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
We're calling it the staggy Yeah. Have you ever been
on a staggy feelers?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I have, Yes, I've been on a few Staggy's.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
When was the last one?

Speaker 5 (25:32):
A long time ago?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Now I just go to funerals and you don't know
them that way, you just sort of show up free food.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, that's good. Now.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Listen, it was a big day yesterday, oh.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Father's Day, so we'll be having a bit of Father's
Day chat up nets.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sounds great, Jason of a sore spot for me, of course. No. Yeah,
what did you do for Father's Day? New Zealand, Texas? Three?
For it?

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Three?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Let us know you get a fifty little reburg Voutcher.
How good he is?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
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and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Iching Primal Screen.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon
of the time twelve minutes past five o'clock. We're talking
Father's Day. We've got a few texts there, Kizy on
three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Heaps of texts coming through every one on three for
three now on the drawer for a fifty dollars Reburg voucher.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
People doing lovely stuff on Father's Day. Told my dad
Happy Father's Day, mate, love you, and he replied, okay.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Yeah, that's a dad response.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Good a Fellers. I also cheated on my wife on
Father's Day. Chairs got steamed with the old man while
watching wedding crashes.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Great day. That's that's a genuine that's.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Yeah, that's a bonding experience for sure.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
For Father's Day, I spent half the day. I'm blocking
a toilet as someone in my house he used too
much toilet paper and also found a hot Wheels car
down there.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
So people across the nations. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, all looks three,
say a fellas. I had an absolute rapper.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
I woke out, I got the got the coffee and
bed there. Croissant, Chris, Well, they didn't have croissants, said Penno. Chokolars,
which are not super keen on but you know.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Just on that. Sorry, Jase, you have been to Europe.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Chokolar croissant effectively, but chocolate joker by the way, and
a croissant is like a French sort of pastry. You're joking, yeah, man,
So I had that in bed, and then my daughter
the whole weekend she was she would say, she's not
really got a keeping secrets, but she's getting better. So

(27:37):
the level that she got to this year, as opposed
to just showing me everything that I had, like a
week before, she was saying, you can come into my bedroom,
but don't look under my bed. Right, Okay, we might
have made you two cards, do you want one of them?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Now? All these sorts of things. So that was good.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Any the wife went out to the cartograph something out
of it, and then the time my daughter raced into her
bedroom and grabbre in the presence and brought it in
to show me ahead of time. Still had the price
tag on it. But that was an album an LP
from it was Definitely Maybe by Oasis from Ois.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Not They're not bad.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Funnily enough, the day before I'd been watching the making
of Definitely Maybe on YouTube there and yeah, they just
coincidentally had gone it for me. And then also got
a record player and speakers in an amp.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Wow, because that was my next question.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Wow, Yeah, because there's not much chop if you haven't
got a record player, I have to say, and we've
never had one. Now, what I've come to realize is
I've been listening like a goddamn idiot. I haven't had
a proper stereo, I don't think since I was staying
at my mum's house since I was growing up. And
so you've just gotten used to having these Bluetooth speakers
where everything just comes out of one speaker and it
just sounds like absolutely. You don't realize it. You think

(28:49):
it sounds great, and then now we've got two speakers
and it sounds amazing. I had sound it's like, yeah,
like left and right channels. Obviously it's been it has
been mixeding a certain way to make it sound amazing.
So yeah, then we end up going to a pub,
had a few drinks, had a few more drinks with
the missus. There just an all round actually absolutely credit

(29:12):
to my wife and my daughter. Ten out of ten excellent. Whatever,
the best Father's day I've ever had. Hangs down, Yeah, yeah, easily.
What about you, Howdy Jay?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I had a goodie too. Actually, golf, there was a
golf tourney, but I have to say this was pre
organized a couple of months ago, and the guy that
organized I didn't realize that it was actually it was
actually on Father's Day, and fortunately my wife's a backbone.
She went, yeah, that's great, go and do that.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Right, because it's the Father's Day. You go? Did she?
Then I?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah, she let me go, and then I when I
got home, which was quite late, after I had a
beer or the fellows there at the.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Couple did you actually that's the first. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
While we had to give out the jacket and stuff,
you know, it was a present. Then my wife made
me my favorite cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
What a cheesecake, said out of the box. No, it is.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
I'll bring you some tomorrow so you fellas can have
a sample.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
You're gonna bring in some of your wife's cake. Yes,
and I get to comment on it on the radio.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yes, I am cheesecake brilliant. She bought me this amazing
book about the creative process, because I've been talking about
getting back into writing again, was my passion many years ago.
And she bought me a sick golf shit.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh really like a collared polo. Yeah, like it's kind
of out there, man, And what did you do to
get you?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
That? Was?

Speaker 5 (30:37):
She was part of the team. Yeah, in terms of
the contributions.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
And I got messages from my girls like your massive tank.
I don't know what that means, means you're legit man,
Hi Dad, how's your day going good?

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Thanks you?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
And and I had a.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Great chat with one of my other girls for about
forty five minutes where we talked about buying houses and
hobat it sounds great.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Of course you've got some big news, Mike, you're gonna
make that announcement.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Stop trying to convince everyone. I've got huge news about
becoming a father, right because now I worry that when
the time actually does come, Yeah, no one.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
Will care I talk about Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
The boy cried, Well, this.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Is the fourth time he said I've got big news
on the show.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Well let me go say easy where there's Smoker's fire.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Tune in on Radio.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Hoary Stereophonics here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
But right now it's time for.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
This is breaking news.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
It's time for this is breaking news. This is breaking news.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
That's right, hey, huge news Feelers Radio Hdarchy, The Big Show,
Radio Hodarky the Big.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Show, The Big Show. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, we've teamed up with Emerson's the Brewery and we
are creating a brand new brew. Yes, it is a
Hazy pale Ale, which is one of my favorites.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
However, it does not have a name. It needs a
name Tony. Well, sure, I mean that's a name, perfectly
fine name, not one that I'd like to perfect.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
No, don't sure, succinct to the point with everybody.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Everybody loves Tony. I get it. They just jumped in
my head. I'm sorry I should have waited.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah, I mean we're going to run a whole competition, Mogi.
We can't just kick it off as Tony. Now it's
up there already.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I'm loving it.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah, I think it should be everybody loves Tony.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Sure man takes it through on three Yeah, yeah, you
could call it something else. I mean we're up for
suggestions three four, three, Hey, how.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
About this one? Two times at Tony.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
That's really good, Jayson.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
The reason we're making it though, is because we are
heading down to where Emerson's are from, Dunedin for the
Craft Beer and Food Festival, which is happening at Fourth
by Forsyth Bar Stadium on the seventh and eighth of November,
the Big Show are going down as well. We will
be doing a live show. It's going to be bloody exciting.
So if you're in the Dunedin area, prepare for another
big one. The last one was an absolute ripper.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Yeah, she was epic.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah who was the show? Heyhodaki dot co dot in zen,
if you want to properly enter for you and a
mate to win flights, accommodation tickets to the beer festival
at South to Edenkraft Beer and Food Festival and tell
us the name of the beer as well. So Hodaki
dot co dot in Zi put your details in.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, you had a good idea too, Kizie, which are
quite lying.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
It was called Hoidy J's Giant Honker and know he's
got one too.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
This one here is quite a good. When I was
coming on three for three people are loving it. What
about Tony on all fours?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Guys, We have to run this competition properly. We are
wet storman man. But that's not the idea you had.
Oh that's what I thought. It could be funny if
we call it the Midnight Steamer.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
That's it's part of the show's catchy.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
It's part of the show. It's not like over the top.
Got it? What here we go Ocky dot co dot.
If you want to enter the drawing the.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Larchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy, tune in.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
On Radioflippert there on the Radio Holarchy Big Show. This
glorious Monday afternoon picture if you will. Fellas the Big
Match on SATDY All Blacks versus the Box.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Crunch came.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
The whole nation is fun up and ready to go.
And then the man called upon to commentate it loses
his voice, drama, and then you get a call on
your phone. Jeff, your mad bastard, how do you feel
about commentating the big match tonight, the Abs versus the Box?

(35:20):
And I'm speaking, of course, of the man himself who
got that phone call, Jeff mccaninch.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
He joins us, Now, how are you mate? Good fellas,
great to be here.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, we're covering it all off for you. Man.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
You have pretty much a long time listener, first time
called well, great to be in studio.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yeah, yeah, you didn't bring us any presents. Man, once
ago half again read.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
We'll talk us.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Through it, mate, because you know I've done a bit
of commentating in the days. That's like a dream scenario,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
The big call.

Speaker 8 (35:49):
Up while I was just trying to get tickets to
the test. Yeah, the starters couldn't get one. Brother in
law said he had two, and turns out he was
full of it, didn't actually have the tickets didn't exist.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Right, he didn't have one ticket?

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Well he said he had a pair of them. So
I was going to take my wife.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
But what was going on there?

Speaker 8 (36:05):
Well, it turns out they'd moved on someone else had
snapped them up.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah, so that was a piece of work.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
I've always had an issue with that guy. Man, I'm
going to did so when you can pay us a
picture there where you get the phone call. If I
understand correctly, you're in the middle of commentating another game.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Doing the Shield game South and Canterbury. So we're doing
these off tube calls these days.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Money. So we're in a cupboard basically at Sky's Sky
you know what.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
You're talking about, which is an Auckland Yeah yeah, yeah,
Mount Wellington, eight ks from Eden Park. So doing the
call with Ben Castle. He's next to me calling the
Shield game. About half an hour into the first first half,
it puts.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
A note in front of me.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
It says, basically, call the boss urgent exclamation mark times three.
So I called Marcus Kennedy and he said, mate, we've
got a situation. We need to get into Eating Park.
TJ's voice is no good. So I left ten minutes
before the end of the Shield game, handed the microphone
to BC. He did play by play, padded him on
the shoulders, said good luck, good luck, good luck, mate,

(37:06):
and then I was on the motorway and flooring it
to Eden Park.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
So because obviously there was a pantsing that Shield game,
so no one was watching the end of it anyway.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, I was watching it up to a point. Yeah. Yeah,
steamed them to be Yeah, they massively did. So what
what time did you arrive at Eden Park? And what
time would you usually arrive for something like this?

Speaker 8 (37:24):
So usually probably be there about two hours before podcast
for something like that.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
So I got there.

Speaker 8 (37:30):
As I was driving on the motorway, got a call
through chucked on On speaking. He said, make call this
guy his traffic management. So I got to the Kingsland
sort of entry around there because it's a sham yeah,
pan of bloodymonium. Yeah, called this guy, Craig Morton, and
he was the sort of the cone manager if you like,
and he just parted the sea of orange cones.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
And I was in See, that's just what happens when
you get to the big time.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Yeah, part the cones for you.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
You're a cone manager for a while, won't you?

Speaker 5 (37:57):
You know, I just managed my own cones. Was so
ge if I wanted.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I'm curious to know because obviously as a commentator, that's
kind of the summit, you know, calling all black test matches.
What was the first thought that went into your head
when you when you got that message and you made
that call, I.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Probably needed to change Monday.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
Yeah, nerves, to be fair, Initially I was pretty nervous,
but when I got on the road made as you know,
you just have to play what's in front of you.
So got to Eden Park, went upstairs, had a chat
to TJ said, madem gutted for you.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
You were lying when you said that. I mean you
were lying.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
He couldn't even talk and you're having a chat with him.
What a tough break for you.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Teach, You know, you've got to move on and you
so basically went outside the box, took a deep.

Speaker 8 (38:48):
Breath and went back and Marsha was sitting there, just
shook his hand and we were in and away we went.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
That's Tony Marsh, right, yeah, Tony Marsh justin mars Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
The former Weather presenter was there.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
And up until that point, what is the highest level
of rugby commentary you've done? Is it super or is
it NPC?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Like? Where? What have you done any internationals before?

Speaker 8 (39:12):
So?

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Done a couple of tests. I did the test the
previous week, the Box Test.

Speaker 8 (39:16):
Yeah, I seen it, but that was off tube again, right,
and the year before that had done the All Blacks
against Italy again.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
I'll just get you to hold it there, Jeff. We'll
go to a tune and we'll get back to the story.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
What's this tune, Jason Keyzy, It's Radiohead.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Holdarky.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Radio Head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. Now we've got commentator Jeff mctinche, who was
called up dramatically for the first Test match against the
Box at Eden Parker. Let's get back into it. Fallas says,
I'm fascinated by the story.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
That matchup all Blacks versus spring Box. But also the
way that that game played out, that was a jeesus.
It was a great game. It was a brutal Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
It was a brutal slug fist.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
You wouldn't know you were don't remember it? Tell me
about it?

Speaker 5 (40:01):
How deep were you he was?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Yeah, Well I got to say, Jeff, you did a
magnificent job.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Thanks harm because you know, in that situation would be
very easy to get a bit overwhelmed. But in a way,
I guess perfect that you get short notice. Yeah, so
you don't get to ponder for a day or two
what you're doing and what I mean. You're chucked in
the DP in sink or swim and you swam mate.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Yeah, I think it's like you prepare for a week.

Speaker 8 (40:29):
As you say, you get a bit nervous a couple
of days leading him, but I had no time to
really think about it. Yeah, thankfully TJ's notes were there.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
He was fantastic class. He let me use his and
try and.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh really he'd let you do all that. Yeah that's
nice because he's bloody great. He's held that position for
twenty thirty years, you know, so I can imagine I
don't know. I've never met tej I was brilliant.

Speaker 8 (40:48):
It was brilliant, so that really helped him, say, Marshy
Goldie was sideline made it easy.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
But once the whistle went, were away.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
You guys take notes, do you You You don't just
wing it. You ain't just sort of you know, go.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
On there, do what the big show does?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Go on on the edge of things. You have notes
like facts and.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Stuff, just like the names of the players and stuff,
just like positions.

Speaker 8 (41:10):
Usually, yes, I might be playing ten, you know, maybe
where he is, where he's from, what it's club?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Is any names in particular that made you go, oh,
that's a tricky one.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
There was one there on the benches out of Africa
which I looked at a few times and thought, I
hope he actually doesn't come on. He did come on though,
Sasha Feinberg and gone a Zulu. Yes, so he played
well actually yes, in the end.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
But.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
He did.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
This is this is quite interesting, right Imagine if it
was you got the call up and it wouldn't be
as big of a deal, but they were taking on
like Fiji. Yeah, that would be hard, you know, like
there would be a hard one if you don't know
a lot of the Box players you probably know already.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Well, the thing is actually different.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
So Fijian players we're familiar with through Super Rugby and
being down this part of the world, but the Box
not being in Super Rugby anymore. We're not calling these
guys during the season.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
It is difficult me. He watched him on TV.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
But you know what it's like, Yes, practicing names, Yeah,
you're praying sometimes to see see your name.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
You're familiar with a smith.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah, I find giving someone a nickname sort of works
really well, you know, give you out.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Of that sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
But just your overall impressions of the match though, because
she was brutal, I mean and weirdly, and I'm being
genuine when I say this, I felt like we were
going to win, and I don't usually get that feeling
with the All Blacks. Even at the end there where
they were punching hard, I thought, we've got this match.
I just felt that what was your impression of it?

Speaker 8 (42:31):
I just thought that some of the guys really turned
up to Bervill I thought played one of his best
games in Yeah, awesome, he was brilliant.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Sigel Parker, How good's Parker? I never heard of the feeling.
He's a giant of a man. He's a huge man,
huge man. Played really well.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
But I thought toward the end that the South Africans
those two tries marks Reinar comes back. I thought maybe
here they here they come and they could have pinched
that draw. But just some huge player, and how poetic
for Ardi Ferrati, the theater of that moment for him
to get over the ball pinch it. So I just
had to come in there. Marsh called called it initially

(43:05):
and I just jumped in and said, how good for
his hundred. So it was really everything that you wanted
that Test match to be, everything that we expected. The
anticipation and the way it finished was was was was
on point.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yeah yeah, I mean it was brutal, but there was
blood everywhere, people going on and off.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
H I as all over the place, but stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
But listen, man, great job under pressure.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Cheers mate.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
I'm hoping one day I might get the call up.

Speaker 8 (43:30):
Well, when I listened to you commentating the cricket, I
think he's done so much prep. It's just just rolls
off the gang. Sometimes you're not even listening to the
cricket or the score. You're just actually listening to your voice.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Man, sometimes I'm not even looking at the cricket when
I'm commentating, you know, computers, Yeah, it was, It's just
a vibe. No, but congratulations, man, you did a great
job and here's so many more opportunities.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Cheers fella.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in on.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Radio Berro Smith there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday evening plenty coming up after six o'clock. As always,
feelers feel we're gonna have a bit of a dig
at the old Breakfast fellas.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Wow, it's going to be a dig.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Well, I mean, we're a team Jas, you know, We're
team Hodarky, you know. And they've just I've just noticed
that they've got some cool, exciting stuff going on. I
just wanted to get you guys opinion on. Okay, I'm
looking forward to hearing about it, but.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I want you to go on with a positive mindset,
like we are a team. We're not just having a dig.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Too much.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
No, just what else is going on? Jason says, here,
you play golf, men.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah, I did, And I've got some great news fellas.
I really stuck it to those breakfast baths.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Well you hate the whole archy.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
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days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
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I hope you're listening to the Big Show brought to
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Speaker 4 (44:54):
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Speaker 1 (45:00):
I'm goodly obtious.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yes, yes, they just keep getting better and better. Those
bloody Pugs is out doing.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Himself because we're going to weekend on those Yes, really yeah,
all weekend, the whole weekend.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
It took him to do that. I mean it seems
like a bad thing for that one.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Because all he's done there is sort of say scrumblingly,
i'mpcious and put like a modulator thing on it.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
If you're going to minimize the Pugs doing.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
You know, he's a perfectionist man, But I know, I
just feel like if we're going to have a producer
ever takes him an entire weekend to make a five
second thing.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, isn't that what he's saying? He is good?

Speaker 6 (45:36):
You're saying he's we can add it yeah, okay, gives yeah, yeah, And.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
It's good to see guys like him getting a shot.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
You know.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
You can do it, says here James. You played golf, man,
Oh I did hear?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, some great golf, some terrible golf. I'll tell you
all about it next.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
I'll tell you what if I was listener and I
heard that, man, you'd be yeah, I'll be hanging around.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
But there was certainly a bit of drama on the
golf course, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
God.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
This is a tune from Inky Miss the Hdarchy Big
Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I took monkeys here on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Monday evening. Now keysy one thing that you did
miss when you went away, and you're staggy as our
first trade tested winner, Oh big deck energy, big yeah.
Two and a half grands with the stuff to check
on his deck.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
How much had he put together to take away for
the cash?

Speaker 7 (46:32):
You know?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Was he pretty close to the mark?

Speaker 7 (46:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
I think he was pretty close. Yeah, maybe ten or
twenty bucks short.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
It's good stuff. Yeah, of course. The way the couple
just runs.

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Speaker 5 (46:55):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
You could you could win the entire shopping trolley's worth.
It's a man, yeah, good guy.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
And some of that stuff wouldn't even fit in your
shopping trolley, you know what I mean, it's quite big stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Your cat? What your cat?

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, yeah, digital car.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
It's not a real cat, all right, okay, yeah, it's
an imaginary cat.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
I thing here, you're like stealing one from the supermarket
and just chucking it all in there and then taking
it home sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
What would you get done at your place, jas my deck?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Yes, yes, it's it's great because we're you know, we
did a bit more gardening this weekend and it's getting
more and more of it's getting revealed, which is great
stuff I got.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
I can't imagine what your house is like. Yeah, you know,
I think probably a lot worse than I'd ever imagine. Really,
But as you talk about sort of cleaning that the
amount of time it's taken the fact that things have
been revealed. Yeah, gates and Incan pyramids and all sorts.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
It's like you're chaeolribes people. That's right. It's like an
archaeological site, to be fair.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
It's it's one corner of our house, our property.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, it's a big property, and that stuff has sort
of grown over a little bit.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Yeah, and now we're just hacking it all back.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
That's right. But I mean it's been left to run decades.
The dick is ruined.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Yeah, but we've got a solution for that.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Why won't you invite us to your house?

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Well, you're welcome to come around my house anytime you want.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
You always say that, No, like invite us around, like
it's been four four and a half years or something.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Well, like I say, you're welcome around my house anytime
you want.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Tomorrow, what time eight pm? After the show, I'll be
doing prep for the show at eight pm.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Yeah, Well that's when I do my prep for the
next day.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Man, Right, what about before the show'll come out lunch?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Oh, I've got to take my daughter out ou out
West you are out with Yeah, but like way out
West where she works.

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Speaker 2 (49:07):
The whole King Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Hold Ikey good Row there on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Monday evening. Though I believe fellas that the
Breakfast Show haven't adopted.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
A new uniform.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Taught me through it.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yes, you've seen it. I've seen it, man, I've seen
it on Instagram there. Yeah, yeah, I think it's on
Facebook as well. And I kind of I don't know,
like I know how you guys feel about this. They've
taken everything out of our shared studio. It's an entire
radio station studio.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
It's not just the breaking studio without I.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Just sort of did it. That's fine, that's fine. Now
they've got a team uniform just for this show, and
I just I don't know. I just feel like, are
they trying too hard to be like, hey, we're a
big team and we you know, I don't know is
it is it? Would you say?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
The uniforms like a mechanic kind of vibe.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Yeah, that's right, but a mechanic that never does any
or anything like that. It's kind of a look you
look than reality. Sure, yeah, I guess it's exclusive, isn't
it keasy? It's excluding everybody else. It's it's keeping everybody
else out. We make a decision on the studio, like
you say, there, they just clear everything out, don't consult

(50:22):
with anybody else, never mind our feelings. Sure, we're quite
attached to the filth that was scared.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
I found at home.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
And now they've got themselves some like it's like a
gang patch they're running, you know, and we're not allowed
to be part of the gang.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Well maybe we are, Like maybe we just get the
doe gain.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
I don't want to be in the game, right, do
you know what I mean? If I don't want us
to be in it, I'm not going to go we
want to be in it. I'm knocking on the gang headquarters,
you know, well, you know, it's eight foot high corrugated
iron fence with barbi across and don't go.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Please Can I come in and be part of your gang?

Speaker 7 (50:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
I don't want to be part of a gang that
excludes other people either. It's got an have been an
inclusive gang.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I want a gang that sort of takes other people's
feelings and thoughts into account.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Now we could all wear pink jackets like Kess, where
we could be called the pink ladies.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Yeah, the pink ladies.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Yeah, I might jump in the air gang. If we
are going to call the pink ladies, I don't know.
But you can have my jacket.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
It's a great jacket.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Probably too big on you extually, Jayson.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
I'd hope.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
So, but do we now get a uniform or is
that kind of well? I mean, what are your thoughts, Ja?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
What we did the turtleneck we did well.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Actually, remember when we went through the phase where we
unbelievably wore a suit every day.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
That was cool. That was like reservoir Dog. Yeah we
were without the ear chopping. We looked hot. Yeah, we
looked yeah, we did.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
The issue with that is it's just so much admin, right,
whereas what they've got is essentially a Dicky's work shirt,
short sleeve button up that.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
You might like.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Jerry, for example, he doesn't know what mechanics wear. No, no,
In fact, he probably owns the sweat shop that the
shirts were made at.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
You know what I mean? Yeah, Yeah, that the closest
he's getting to it. Yeah, Maniah, probably, I don't know.
I don't know. He probably worked in a mechanic for
three months shaving.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Yeah, here's the thing. He looks like a mechanic, Maniah.
But have you ever seen his hands? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I have just soft and clear, beautifully trued. It's not
an ounce of filth on them.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah. Yeah yeah. So should we get a uniform?

Speaker 6 (52:21):
Well, it feels like it's been done, okay, yeah, I
think we sort of differentiate ourselves by not by not
having it, yes, you know, yeah, right, okay, because I
think they'll find that they'll be chained to the ship.
So it's like with two next Tuesday that we used
to do. It's a good idea to begin with, and
then you've got to wear it.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Yeah, over this and we're all such snappy dress addresses.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Thank you. You know that.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
I don't think I think, Yeah, okay, sweet, so we
just ignore it's just obviously a cry for attention that
getting off on just doing whatever they want.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Okay, cool, we'll just ignore it. Yep, yeah cool.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I wouldn't mind getting some of your like floaters though, Jason,
no one knows what you mean when you say floating
ship my big shoes.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah, okay, we'll get I'll get you a peer.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Of the Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in four on Radio Holarchy.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Well, there you go, your mare bastards. That's the Monday show,
Dunn and Dustlin. In the podcast Outra Today, which is
our warm up really to the radio show.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
What's the clip?

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Keezy?

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Today's clip, Jason is about your phobia, which thank you
for being so brave and coming forward about it.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
On the podcast Outro Man out of Amazing got a
phobia of busies.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Phobia of bussy. It sounds like something that you had
a name a group of animals. Yeah, well, well, this
is the great thing about our show. You can be
honest sometimes Fellers, you mam and I do have that
phobia and then take I feel good about letting people

(54:02):
know about it.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Yeah, I do wonder if there's a name for that. Yeah,
like if the phobia of something is a thing?

Speaker 6 (54:11):
Yes, exactly. Well, generally there's a name for everything. There
is a name for everything. Yeah, well's to look it up.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Do you want to do that now? I'm going to
do it right now while you guys talk amongst yourself.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Hey, Kezy, what are you having for tea?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I made a conji last night. I got the hell's
of kangi, you know, hello fresh. I don't know which
country it's from. It's Asian, but it involves rice, porkmants.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
And like it's just really sloppy and I didn't like
it and not tasty enough. I had to add a
lot of chili and all sorts to make it even bearable.
And now you'd be happy to know I've got about
ten servings of it left. So I'm gonna have that
reheat a kanji.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Yeah, I mean it sounds really yummy.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
I just misses my wife being like excited for kangi
And then the emoji with the long pinocchio nose, so.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, like a keezy eboji. Yeah, it's the.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
Master phobia mess mestaphobia. Are you think it would be
something else wouldn't you? But there it is mesterphobia.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
If you're if you're afraid of buzzies. Yeah right, Okay,
I think you're looking up something completely different.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Wow, Okay, Well there you go. There is There is
a name for everything there is.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
And now that you know the name of it, Jase,
you think you'll, you know, take steps.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
To try and cure my masterphobia.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Yeah, because you're missing out man. Wow. Yeah, I mean hey,
for the rest of us.