FULL SHOW: WHO'S COMING TO FIJI?!

On today's show, Jase had a ball of a birthday weekend, Mike's back from a week off and Keyzie's running a very tight ship at home. 

TIMESTAMPIFICATION:
(00:00) Intro: BUSY DAY TODAY
(04:02) Jizzbot's Birthday!
(09:12) FINAL CHANCE FOR FIJI
(15:23) Renovation Chat Returns!
(20:08) TVTVTV
(25:34) Intro: Jase's gift
(28:19) Keyzie's new rule
(33:33) FIJI WINNER
(38:37) FOXY FOXY
(41:52) Intro: Keyzie's Creamy Avos
(44:28) RUGBY UNION CHAT
(49:35) BEERSBEERSBEERS
(52:25) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(57:41) cya

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, this is big, big show, really deep.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jason Hitch might know and.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Get your mad barsar. It's great to have your company.
This moody Monday afternoon, the twenty ninth of September twenty
twenty five. And you, my friends, as always listening to
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Speaker 3 (00:30):
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
John, this is shar because it's Berger speaking of the Stallion,
his back, the Greek god, the Adonis, the stud Moggie,
your mad Barstard, Hell's life.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
You're going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sixth son
of a bee. Hey he hasn't been going hoody, but
you look at hot brother.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, thanks man.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Is that a great hoodie you got on there?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah? Well I've I've had gray hoodie forever and I
was like, what did that happen to my gray hoodie?
But my daughter had.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It, oh forever. We got sent them last year.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, well that's right, and I haven't been I couldn't
find it anywhere, but it was in my daughter's room
and she wears it all the time, and I didn't
even notice the fact that she was wearing it, right.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
He guys the same size.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, she's believe it or not, significantly smaller than me
and wears it like a kind of poncho. Yeah, how
are you anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Here go?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Grounse Man had a hell of our holiday. I guess
we'll get into all the mad tales I've got from
my week off. Yeah, and looking forward to hearing what
you guys have been up to as well. Pretty busy
last week with Breakfast, et cetera. Yes, I understand we're
going to be old. Kisy is going to be leading
a mutiny against the Breakfast Boys, which I think is
pretty out the gate considering everything Maniah and Jury have

(01:51):
done for him. But I'm prepared to hear him out,
so we'll begin into that later in the show.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
He fizzed up, mate, he is fizzed up. I've never
seen Keysy so fired. Our walks back to the car park.
He has been froffing about Breakfast. He's ready to go,
aren't you keasy?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
One hundred percent, man, I just think you know, the
sooner they get me on breaking the bitter you know,
it's a no brainer. Put me on get rid of
those old two old, washed up buses.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
And here at the moment, I've had a good run.
He had a great run, and I especially he's been
doing like what five minutes?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Four minutes too long if you ask me. But anyway, good,
I'm Fellers, I'm really good today. I'm really good. Glad
to have Moogi. Bet, it's good to be Begy thinks man,
Glad Jason found your hoodie. Man, there's great news.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, thanks Man.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
And Glad that it's Monday and I'm on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You know what I mean, you seem a bit better. Actually,
what I mean, well, just the fact that you're doing
drive and it just feels like you sort of don't
really want to be here.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
What's coming up on the show, Mggy min what's happening
on the big show with old mogis? Well, of course
it'll be your final chance to get into the drawer
for the Swingers Club, after one more chance. And not
only that, today is the day that we are going
to be drawing the winner. Yes, so stay very close

(03:08):
to your phone, your mad dogs, because it just might
be you that we're calling. Not only that, Yesterday was
Hoty jiz Bot's thirty ninth birthday. Thirty nine unbelievable. We're
going to hear all about it. What's the mad dog
got planned for his final year of his thirties before
he cracks into his fourth decade? Life begins at forty
Hoty jizz.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Muggy So they say they can't wait. Here's kids of
play on.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodikey.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
He is, indeed the food Fighter is there on the
Radio ho Donkey Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time
thirteen minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
For those of you that just joined us yesterday with
was hoody Ja's birthday?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
How old did you turn?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Thirty nine?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Man, you're looking good, brother.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah for thirty nine? Yeah, yeah, thank you man. I
appreciate that far out to nine. I've got to be honest.
I mean, I know I'm not forty yet. But she
she's just around the corner. It's kind of freaking me
out a little bit.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Imagine, man, Yeah, are you sure you're thirty nine? That's
positive sort of middle age. Once you get there, it's like,
oh man, you start reflecting on your life.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well, it's like when you're your teenager thirty nine, you're like,
oh god, it's all downhill from there. So I had
to really get myself out of a funk, to be honest.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Oh wow, I had to do that. What did you
do it on your big day? Man? Well, it was
a birthday boy hood.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It was a birthday weekend, really, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Did do you into that sort of thing because I've
always been like, I just have your birthday, but it's
very much like your partners often they'll have a birthday
week that made it there?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, yeah, totally. Unfortunately in that regard, my partner, my
my lovely wife, she actually had an aerobics tournament down
at the Mount there. So she left on the Friday morning,
just actually before I got home, actually after the breakfast show, right, So.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
She wasn't there for your week at your birthday at all. No, No,
that was Do they have tournaments for aerobics?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well yeah, it's kind of like competitive. It's pittive for sure.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
And I still had them.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah they still they still do. Yeah, yeah, she still
does those every now and then. Google. She hasn't done
that for a long time. So, yeah, she left Friday morning.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Nothing's coming up.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
And then and then she was going with the whole weekend.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Because yesterday was your birthday, right Sunday? Was she back
by then?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, Unfortunately she doesn't get back till Tuesday. Wow. Yeah, yeah,
it was a four day It doesn't.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Seem to be coming up. Are you sure there was
an aerobics.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
At the mount because it was like a beach orientated
one where they do aerobics on the beach. It's harder
in sand.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh well, okay, so she wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
And then of course there's only one other at home
with me as my youngest daughter. But she had a
sort of a weekend with her mates. She had a
sleepover with her mate on the Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
so she she was gone. So let me ever think, Yeah,
Friday got back. I was a bit disorientated on the Friday,
of course, doing breakfast, right, so I just sort of

(06:08):
sat on the couch and watched a bit of TV.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
And I can imagine as soon as the clock strikes
four pm, you've been like get out your man, bastards
all wait hang on, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, And just no, that didn't happen, keasy. I just
thought it was sitting there.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
What do you watch? Have you got like a favorite,
you know, a movie that you watch every year on
your birthday or anything like that versus Kramer or well,
funnily enough.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I got back into Game of Thrones again. I've already
watched every show too.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
It so you're just watching those key scenes that you're like.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, sitting there on me and Andy's on the couch there, And.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
What about Saturday? Do any think Saturday.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Same kind of thing? Really?

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I was just watching TV.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Doesn't feel very well. I just felt a bit nauseous.
It might have been the the food I had the night.
I've got a bit of uber for old hoodie Jay
treat myself. I've got a manky bit of fish which
is pretty foul and made me feel ill Friday night. Yeah, Saturday, Yeah,
just did a bit of gardening.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
What about what about Sunday? Like the birthday?

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Did you get out Freddy golf? You must have something?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, it was all bocked out, mate. I contacted Keysy,
but he was down a codonger of God.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, so that was a bit of a should given
me a ring, man, I mean, I was busy, but.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Right, yeah, well I did actually ring you remember on
Saturday and you said, oh sorry mate, Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Actually, now that you mentioned it, I was in I
went to the mountain on Saturday and there was definitely
nothing happening on the main beach at the mount.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh yeah. I think it was probably the Saturday and
the Monday they were doing it. They have the Sunday off, right,
I mean I Saturday.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
What about your your daughters that are all over overseas?
Did they get in touch with you? They would have
reached out.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, but I think the internet was down or something
because in Australia they would sort of missing. No in
the house here because because I don't know that my
wife paid the bill, right, which is weird because she's
got all the money in her accounts. So yeah, and
I put my earning straight in there.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
So yeah, did you get what about like did you
get a present?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
And transit apparently yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's on its way.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
And did you have a go at yourself because when
you're a home alone, Oh look, I just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
It was after the energy Yeah, I just couldn't be asked.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
So I'll tell you what. That's a symptomatic of sort
of getting around your age to get around thirty nine
forty there.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Look I started and just pulled out halfway through.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, it is. You sort of feel sort of say, Joe,
you get about halfway through it, you just feel ridiculous, you.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Do, especially when you're looking at it south in the mirror,
you know what I mean, and it's just like, oh God, look.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Did you put yourself in the sixth swing? You like that?
You like the swing?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I did just because I was feeling a bit down
on the dumps on the on Sunday on my birthday
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah that's fun, man. So yeah it sounds good man. Yeah,
it doesn't had a good weekend.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, thanks for the oh know you guys, No, no.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah, no, but I'll remember next year though, yeah, next year.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh yeah, it's not a biggie. It's not a biggie.
Feels not to me.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Talking Heads The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on Radio
Hodaki The Big Show. Swingers Club is back, and this
time it's going global.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yes, and we're going to announce the winner of that
around probably five twenty five thirty. So if you are
in the drawer for God's sake, make sure you have
your phones on, Jase.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
This is your last official chance, by the way, to
get yourself in the drawer for this trip.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
It's coming with the Feller's pugsun as well. He noted
the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and SPA eighteen holes Championship
golf Course, snorkeling massages and sharing a room with old Mogi.
How good man, Yeah, real, just good. You know, I
was listening to Matt Heath on Today's a Gender podcast
and he was over there on the course and he
ran into Cole Mills and Bear's McCallum out there on

(10:03):
the course right said, it's a hell of the course.
Every single tea is just its own work of art.
Amazing or however, he says, it gets very very blustery,
very very windy, so that can have an effect, especially
when you're slicing and hooking like a bastard.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, well we plan the y tax mate, where we're
hardened for that kind of shore hardened. We got a Matthew,
your mad bastard Hell's life.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Oh he's a d J.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, okay, let's going to France today, France. How are
you going here? He is Yeah good, thanks Maron. So
what do you do for a cross, mate, I'm a plumber. Yes,
tell me France. You're like a bit of golf action.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Oh I love it, mate, love it.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
What's your favorite golf course?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh mate, I'm pretty blessed. I love down here in
sop and uhbably White Ki is probably my favorite.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
The beautiful white Aki resort outside of Topa.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
There.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
That's the one that has all the native birds and
stuff walking around inside.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
That's the one.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
The one flash guy. You're obviously pretty good. I reckon, France.
What's your handicap?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Oh no, boy, it's not too good. About about sixteen,
so you know, just an average.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Right sixteen and not very good? How about are we
j here?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
We're really bad man? And if you were to win, mate,
who would you take with you?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I've got a couple of guys that I played with,
so I probably have to put the name in the
hate and draw it out.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, good on.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
You make it a fight to the death man.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, why not? France and old Pat Sam will take
care of you. Get a Zach your man Barstard Holl's live.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Oh yeah, not too bad fellows? How are we?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah? Good? Things mane good, good week, Zach. What was
that so good week in there? Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, you know how it is.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
J Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
How's a hangover? Brother?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Oh mate?

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Not good?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
You like a bit of a whack dear, Zach.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeah. Yeah. We've been going out quite a bit recently,
playing a game with Christian Kellen and March next year,
so that should be good fun.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Wow, I bet he's ready gone to man. Yeah, all right, Zach,
good on your mate. You're in the drawer, s stawn
the line and punks will look after you.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
I was just gonna say, by the way, anyone that's getting
the drawer right now, make sure your phone on after
five o'clock we will be calling.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
You one more Yeah, I reckon? Why not get a Lee?
Your mayor Barstow's life a Fellas.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Alert, racism alert. So Jason man, you've got to stop
doing it.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
What is that gonna happen when I'm over there?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
I think there's no magical racism along their play.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Well, I don't want to offend people, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Really, I thought your whole thing was the opposite of that. Hey, Lee, Man,
have you ever been tog.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
No? I have nor, but I'm looking forward to going.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's positive.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Gi. Lee.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Do you like golf?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, I like a bit of golf, or at least
four get it?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah? And who would you take with your lee?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
See the first guy actually stole on my thunder. I
was like, I got too many friends, so I literally
put the friends on bits of paper, put them in
the hat.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Drawing out.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Right, he's going on your thunder. That's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Lee.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
All right, mate, you are officially in the drawer. Bro
have your phone on after five just in case.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
All right, snuck in there. Yeah you have mates? You
have yet about five twentyish. I'm thinking fellows maybe five thirty.
We'll see.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Officially the drawer is closed. Pugstun is now going to
be going through all the names, putting in a randomizer.
Blah blah blah blah blah. Someone will be getting called
after five, bloody wait excited.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
In four on Radio Good Shirt. There on the Radio
Hot Archy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time full
thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
You know, fellas I had. I don't know if you
guys know this, but I've been on a holiday. Yes,
one of my holidays this year, I went to Europe. Keys.
Are you with em? Yeah? Jason simply mustco Ah.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Look, you guys have written me out in extraordinary itinery
and I'm very much looking forward to it. But you
haven't been yet though, right, No, I'm still trying to
get the days off.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
So last week I had another week off holiday every
five minutes. Well, I wanted to get a bit of
a New Zealand experience because I haven't done a holiday
in New Zealand for a long time. I mentioned it,
but last time I went away, I went to Europe.
Did you go to the UK? Turn like sea oasis? Oasis?

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, yeah, pretty good. So this time I just sort
of hung around Tammockey Makoto. Auckland, it's great city. Auckland
aided the city of Sales, Yes, totally, if you're into that.
Do they mean like sail boat sails? Yeah? Yeah, Okay,

(15:10):
you don't really see that many.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I'd actually be really curious to know how many people
do sail in Auckland. Probably about one percent of the population.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yeah, hardly any we should look at changing the name
of Auckland. That's a good idea feels. But while I
was sort of on a break, it was the main
idea was to look after my daughter who It was
her school holiday, so I wanted to hang out with her.
I've never had a one on one week with her,
so that was really nice. Went to Hamilton. Have you
been to Hamilton?

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Now that's a city.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Went there for a couple of days. Wow, Hamilton, she's
not bad. Let's see a new catchphrase, really yeah, which
is overstating things, I think a little bit.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Apparently there's lots of really nice garden to that.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Anyone who says about Hamilton's the garden's nice?

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Is there anything else? Or is just the garden that's it?
But also got the opportunity to do a few renovations
around the house. We're in a new joint obviously, and
so I got the opportunity to get some tools out.
There is this renovation check.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Renovation check were Jason Mike.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
So one of the things I had to do the
new place we've moved into because I rent places fellas,
I'm not rich like UK Easy or you JS, So
I had to put up some new curtains because I've
only got Venetian blinds in the bedroom. Don't don't know why. Venetian.
By the way, that's a europe reference, Jason in Venus God.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I was always that, what does that mean?

Speaker 4 (16:34):
That's where that's Yeah, the blinds from Europe. Yeah, pretty European,
I guess.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
But what happened was I got my I got my
wife to do it. Well, I didn't get to. She
insisted on doing it. Yes, because she doesn't like me
Ifan and jeffin around the house. But she doesn't realize
that that's part of it, part of the process, part
of the process. Now, she said, well, I'll do it,
and I'll do it without Efan and Jeff. And I said,
all right, sweet Is, you can't. But you can't. So

(17:01):
she got up there and she got She did the
brackets along there, made sure they're all level. There's four
of those brackets there, chazy, and then each of the
brackets there was three holes for drilling. So she put
the she marked each of the three holes with a pencil,
and then she used a drill bit to make pilot
holes in each of them. Nice and then she put

(17:22):
the brackets up and went to screw the man. Well,
she couldn't do it could she because she wasn't tall enough.
So how did she call on old Mogi? So she's
looking a bit silly, there wasn't she. So I grabbed
the drill there and gets possy drive. You know about
possy drives? Keyesy, Yeah, So I grabbed the screw and
the old drill there has got a possy drive screw

(17:44):
a bit. Yeah, So you put it into the screw
and I had to put a put of pressure on
it because she wasn't strong enough, you see, So I
thought I put a bit of pressure there on it
leaned into a bit there, pulled the trigger and the
blade there is something wrong with the drill and way
slipped slipped. Oh no, and I've put the drawbit straight
through the wall.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
And what do you know?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
The old missus there, she's effing and jeff and you
like to see its Like I told you, man, you
can't deal with it.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh wow, So did you manage to finish the job off?
Or we haven't finished the job off?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Man?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Easy is on the bright side. That's that's why my
missus doesn't want to buy a house because she says
I'll ruin it.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, and she's not.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
That's how it's it's how mess you know, it's our
ship hole exactly totally.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
There's bel Jam the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
The Rolling Stones there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is four point fifty one.
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yeah, yeah, TV.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Man.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Well that's the thing I guess is when you've got
time off like I did last week on my holiday,
you get a bit more time to watch things. Yes,
and I watched something that was all Keezy there, Keezy's recommendation.
It's called Tires and it's on Netflix. Yeah, comedy just
twenty you know, just twenty minutes or so.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
You know.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
I just like having something just to watch when I'm
having my lads or something, just something easy, easy sort
of comedy or.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
What whaty bits of you?

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yeah, it's just silly and it's just it's about tires
and the Sky's got a tire shop all right and
he sells tires there. It's just something a sort of
dysfunctional bunch of loser, dead beat mates. They'd be right, Kezy,
is that what you I wouldn't call them loser dead beats,
but they work at a tire shop and the losers
and they're all dead beats, but one of them has
got a gun. But one of the reasons I like
it is because it reminds me a lot of the

(19:57):
people that I grew up around. Yeah, and you were
saying that they Yeah, I remember saying that you're.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
The only one that's ever kind of succeed Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Wow, it's pretty arrogant to me to say that. Shocking,
I thought. And so, but he's got a he's got
a dad, and he's just what I can tell his
father let him have the shop because it's one of
about five or six franchises, that's right, But it's really
just to get him out of the father. The father
is just over him because his son is a bit
of a dead beat and a bit of a loser
as well. But he's trying hard, trying.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
And then there's some other sort of guys in there,
and they're all sort of cracking jokes and stuff. Didn't
really connect with me, you're joking? Are you telling me
that a show that I have recommended didn't connect with you? No, Look,
to be fair, he's the only watched one half of
one episode, so I haven't given her a full attempt
to be fair. Yeah, Andrew Schultz isn't it. He's a

(20:54):
comedian slipped back here in a little mustache. Very good
has set up on Netflix. Is very very good. Highly
recommend that for anyone out there. I didn't like it.
Shane Gillis mcgillaguddy, Sirius, he's in it. Yeah, he's pretty
funny dude as well, so I think, yeah, Keysy, I agree.
It would be an easy watch if it wasn't so terrible,

(21:17):
if it wasn't so tediously unfunny. Sweet man, I reckon,
it's probably a three busy's in all seriousness, it's probably
a three busy.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, yeah, sirih Jason, can you cancel that recommendation I
had about keesy show the other day? Thanks? Mate?

Speaker 4 (21:35):
So that's tires on Netflix. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I started watching a show called The House of Guinness.
It was one of those scenarios where it just kept
popping up on my screen and I was like, fine,
oh look at it. And it's very much of a time.
There seems to be this thing that is immensely popular,
which is kind of period dramas that are a bit
rock and roll, you know what I mean, and everyone's

(22:01):
you know, it's sort of dirty street, very peaky blind
is kind of vibe about it.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Can I ask you if there was a lot of
slow motion shots with rock and roll music or is
that more of a peaky blindess thing.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
No, there wasn't a lot of slow motion shots, but
there was a lot of rock and roll music. Man,
And it's basically the story of Guinness, the father who
created Guinness. The patriarch dies. He's got three sons and
one's an alcoholic, one's a homosexual, whereas in those days
was not good and the other one's that's awesome, and

(22:40):
the other one's conniving. And they've got a daughter, but
she's a daughter, and in those days the daughter was like,
but she's quite conniving.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Persona non grada, aren't they?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
But she's quite conniving. And it's very much in that
kind of genre. I found it pretentious. Yeah, I found
it annoying because I don't mind that kind of show.
But I saw through it, and you know, all the
costumes are great, but you know, one of them is
dressed up he looks like a bloody lipre corn and

(23:08):
that was.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Justis That was for me.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Alert racism alert, but a classic example in my opinion,
of style over substance. Yes, it's trying to be very
cool and happened great, but it's just not working now.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
I think I'm right in saying that it's the return
to acting of your young made off Game of Thrones.
Here the Jeoffrey Geoffrey he's back, baby. He's got a
little mow on on that little mo to disguise himself.
But yeah, he's been away from the acting since Game
of Thrones because he was worried about getting sort of
typecasts and beaten up for them.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yes, I haven't seen him yet, so maybe he's in
later episodes.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
So it's on Netflix. How many busies?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Look, I've got to be honest too.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
That's a good amount of buzzies. Traditionally, No.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Three is a recommendation, right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
After five.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
If you have entered our drawer to join us in
Fiji to play golf, make sure you've got your phone
on where you will be calling.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio hold Ikey.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
You're welcome back your messive bank bones. Hope he is
surviving your Monday afternoon. You're listening to the big show
brought you by.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Reburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and goodman eats.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
That'll change the game.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, man, hey, not listen. Just a reminder, by the.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Way, a sorry find that off by accident, just to remind.
Sorry but prematurely sorry man, Jase. By the way, just
for those listening, it was Jason's birthday yesterday. It was
the birthday.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, it's done in dat us move on.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah, and Pugs is organized at present for you men.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Ah, how good?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Unfortunately I can't eat chips. You fellas can hol into this.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Man, it's a job.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Just sleeps in there, pad.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
It's a huge box of salted chips.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Is that from the a CC. Is it from us?
What's the deal there? It's from part.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Tell you what, my family loves chips. I'll take them home,
just my family, and I'll give it to my mates
and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
We are your mates. The idea that you've got a
whole bunch of mates that you eat chips with sounds
like bullsh Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
You're going to call your mate to be like, hey man,
you want to cary to my house. I've got all
these chips.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
I'll tell you what. You're you're going to go home
with that box. You're going to put them in your cupboard.
You're going to you think to yourself, you know what,
I'm just going to have a couple of chips. You'll
open up your pecket of chips. You have a couple
of chips, and you put one of those famous pigs
on top of the bag. So you'll put it back
in the cupboard and three minutes later that whole bag
will be gone.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Absolutely one thing I will say about our kitchen at
the moment, we're running some very elaborate pigs. We've got
great peg action going on in my house at the moment.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
You guys love pegging.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
It's all sorts of different varieties. I love a good pig, genuinely.
There's nothing worse in wrapping up like a packet of
crackers or something. Crackers and you've got nothing to sort
of fasten it down. And you find a really good
type pig.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
So you know, you put it in a little ear
tight container to keep them fresh. You don't wrap it
up and then put a peg on.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
It's too much work on. Yeah, yeah, hundred percent. That
would be like having friends over and putting chips in
a bowl instead of just throwing them in the bag. Well,
that's exactly what we do. Yeah no, no, that's not it.
Three four eight three chips and actually we should save this.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I'll open the packet for you now, fellows, and then
I'll take the rest of the box.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Tune in on radio and it sits there on the
radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time to
let it's past five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Feelers. You know that I love my wife, right, yeah, yep, yeah,
that's probably enough there, Mike, thank you.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I love my wife dearly, and we have a very
I would say it's a very sort of Her name
is not dearly. I'm not saying I love my wife dearly, yes,
because I love her dearly, But her name's not dearly.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
It's Lucy. Is that short for Delia because that's an
old timing sort of a name.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I don't know, but it sounds pretty cool. I lot
there's Tony and Delia, which are definitely our names. Anyways,
besides the point, we have a very we've got a
great relationship, you know, it's a very healthy, happy relationship.
And I've found recently that the addition of a few
rules have really like it's really improved our I don't know, well, no,

(27:58):
we don't have rules in the sack.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Oh what are they?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Rules?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
It even goes at Old Tony and Deelya's Yeah, yeah,
anything goes in the sack man. But just like rules
for you know, like when I get home from work
and you know, when we're having our personal time together,
a couple's time, that's what we call it, and that
couples of times, usually from about seven thirty odd because

(28:22):
that's when we're both home from work untill about nine
to thirty, which is her bed time. But some of
the rules that we've put in that's been great, Like,
for example, no caffeine after dinner. That's smart. Yeah really
that late?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, to be honest, like old text here every day
at about three and just be like, hey, you probably
shouldn't have any caffeine from this point on.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, that's good, but have you been punching caffeine when
you get home at night? Not even do that?

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Where did the rule come from?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Well, what used to happen is we used to love
getting home and I put a pot of tea on. Yeah, sure,
you know, we'd have a little chit chat over the
pot of tea there. But then we realized, oh, tea's
got a lot of caffeine in. It's not all of it,
of the English breakfasty stuff that we like, your gum
boot tea, that sort of stuff. So now we only
buy DKF TA and it's only for after dinner. And
I guess another rule is don't drink the dcaff unless

(29:13):
it's after dinner.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, oh my god, you love her dearly and when
you get home, you put on a pot of tea.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Jeremy Wells and a young man's body.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I got to very much. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Another rule that we've instigated, which has been working great,
is always used a plate for treats because.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Because in the same area as your bowls, Like if
you're having chips, you got to put them in a bowl.
But see, I just think that's creating another dish. Yeah no, no,
this is more like to stop crumbs getting on the
couch and like going on the floor and stuff. So
we'll be eating a bickie with our cup of tea
or a piece of chocky. And you might not think
that you're like dropping crumbs, but you are. You can't
see them. I just used my T shirt because I'm

(29:55):
normally lying down on the couch just facing it, and
my white to T shirt works as a saucer and
you can see all the chocolate on it normally melts
and well look.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Look, I mean, how you whatever shambles you're running at
your house, Mogie. That's fine, But that's one of the
rules is always use a plate for treats.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
The other one one if it's one of it's chips.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
We don't eat chips and cups of t js. That
doesn't go together. Chips are for before dinner. Actually, that's
another rule. We've got his own chips. Only before dinner.
Chips you mean, like yeah, yeah, no devices at the
dinner table. Yeah, that's good. That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I like that one.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
We always check chat at the dinner table.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Do you sit at the dinner table to have dinner?

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Dare?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Well, yeah, what do you do at the dinner table?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
We don't sit at the dinner table. We just sit
on the couch and chill. And chat like normal human beings.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
The dinner table there, CAZy that that table there is
just for you to chuck your every day ship on. Yeah,
your bills, your rather exactly, washing that doesn't get folded
for weeks.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Well, I see my wife, she's a big fan of
the whole family sitting around the dinner table. There's something
we're going to do with our kids as well, and
I to do it growing episode. She's so we always
have dinner at the dinner table. Yeah, no matter how
much I'm like, oh, there's an RL on dinner at
the dinner table. And so that devices thing is the
new rule we've ben implemented now where.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Well, you don't need to look at your device, do you,
because you can see it right in front of her.
You don't need to track her. You know where she is.
You've got the trecking device that For those that don't know,
Keezy runs a trekking device on his wife. It's not
a trust issue. It's just he likes to know where
she is at all time. Let's find my iPhone. Yeah,
and I can see it. Like, for example, I just
saw that she was at the supermarket, so I said, hey,
can you pick up some cassava crisps.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I'm amazed that she've got it. You've got any spare
hands for your tea pouring and your treats and your dinner.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
What do you mean, Well, I'm not doing it all
at once. That's one of the other rules is you're
not allowed to do all those things. I'd never get
to the new rule. Ah, well, we'll get to that.
So I think that's important. Okay, I'll get to that later.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
But coming up next, the winner of our fee g competition.
If you got the jaw those bloody phones, John, he's
fake no more.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Aching The Big Show.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Swingers Club is back, and this time it's going global.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Well here we are, fellas about three weeks way, isn't
it about three weeks?

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
It's been an airpit competition. You and a mate to
join the fellows over in Fiji. Play a bit of golf,
eat a bit of food, have a few cold beverages,
a bit of massage, bit of swimming, bit of snork
and why not.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
That's right, We're staying at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf resort
and SPA flying over with Fiji airwaves. It's all thanks
to our mates, said Tourism Fiji as well. I'm bloody
fist up for this. The golf course, in particular is
if you're into golf. Apparently it's just immaculate, amazing. It's
championship level, designed by VJ.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Seeing. We're gonna absolutely butcher it because we're hopeless.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Sure we will.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Apparently the holes out the gate, the actual hole, the
actual whole wow flags, the amazing. Apparently they've got like
yere like diamonds in the cap. Yes, really, that's how
flash it is.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Keezy. Now, there has been thousands and thousands and thousands
of phone calls. Thousands of people have put into the drawer,
so hopefully you've got your phone on. Shall we make
the call fields?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
All right, fellas just typing it in here? All right,
here we go. I hope they answer. Who this person is?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah? Man, hello Richards thinking, Oh good a Richard. It's
uh old Hoidy, J Moogie and Keysy here from the
Big Show. How are you going, your mad bastard?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah yeah, really good Richard? How are you man?

Speaker 5 (33:54):
I've been a tough week, but I'm going to make
my day better?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
What a question for you?

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Man?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Do you mate to call you Nolsey?

Speaker 5 (34:03):
They do?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Where'd you grow up? Brother?

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Well, I'm currently standing in the middle of sixteen the
street living.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Oh my god, if you had a bear in your
hand and I asked you where you're from, what would
you do with it? Man?

Speaker 5 (34:17):
I get rid of it at pace?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
And what would you say after you finished it?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
This is going to be a hell of a trip.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Do you know this guy?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
I went to school with this guy without a word
of a lie. Wow, I went to school with Nolesey
and he was a year behind me at a fener
of college. He's recently been in touch when he trying
to get me involved in an old boys game of
rugby that's happening, which I've got zero interest in. So

(34:47):
we've stayed in touch over the years, and incredibly, can
we just confirm that you you didn't tee this up
or anything? Absolutely not. I like to turn a phrasier,
but we've had this. This is the third time this
has happened where I've known the person on the other
end of the line. Right, a couple of weeks ago
we had but unbelievable, unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Well regardless, rich mate, you're off to Fiji with a mate.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Hell good, Oh so good boys after the week off
here man, this is awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
And who are you going to take with me? Backbone
another one of Mogi's mates.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
I made a call during the dyland and I'll take
my brother in law. So it looks like he's coming
along for some some shotguns and some cocktails.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Ah, hell, hell good. Can I just say he's a
huge addition. Nosey is an absolute backbone of the finest tradition.
This is going to be a hell of a trip.
We're all going to have a wonderful time. There's always
a concern that you're going to get some kind of
a punisher, but Nosey, we are going to have a blinder.
Oh we are we Oh my god, this is the

(35:49):
most bizarre situation. Nolesy. Congratulations, mate, You're coming to Fiji
with us. You're playing golf. We're going to be going
snorkeling and you and Moggi will be able to catch up.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Good to see you, incidentally, Richard. How good are you golf?

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Yeah? Reasonably, brother, a little bit of Ah, he'll.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Take us okay, well, good on your backbone, stay on
the line and old pugsn Will sort out all your details.
Well done, boy, how good?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
We did to reiterate again that that is a complete coincidence,
a complete coincidence.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
We had a couple were on one call the other day.
We were putting entries and there was a guy that
worked in film who I knew. And then there was
another guy that rang up on the same three people
that we called it and I also knew him. It
was really really weird. The guy from the bottle store
that's right, Yeah, that's right, hook who was also who
was at school with Nolesy, So very very weird. I
think the only people that listen to the show are

(36:44):
people that I used to go to college.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Crowd that'll explain the ratings.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Big shout out once again to the Intercontinental Fiji Golf
Resort and SPA Fiji Airways and also Tourism Fiji for
making this whole thing possible. And a big shout out
to old Knowlesy who's joining the Big Show over and
fig how good the whole archy.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Big Show was Jase, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Tune in on Radio.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
DEFINITEIP it there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show
this Monday afternoon of the time five point fifty three.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Hey Mogie, you were you weren't here for this because
you're on your massive Auckland vacation. But last week we
had Ryan Fox and man.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Foxy Oh, Foxy beer, Foxy, Oh Foxy there Foxy Oh
Ryan fox Ah.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, So he came in because obviously Minuka Field Chasing
the Fox is coming back this year. You guys didn't
go along last year, did you.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Well, I would have loved to have gone, but the
problem was it was also a Christmas to it, and
I've got a rule that I don't go to where Christmas.
Do same you guys in your rules.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Man.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I went to the Christmas too, and then I hopped
in an uber and a very expensive work uber, and
then went all the way to Chasing the Fox, which
I believe was down in South Aukland at a golf
course down there, and it was it exceeded my expectations
about tenfold, right. I went there expecting a kind of
dryballs golf thing, you know, exhibition whatever, got there and
it was one of the best part of it was

(38:06):
like the first time I went to the black Clash.
It was just a right, yes, so it's back. Foxy
is going along. We had them come in last week.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Hurduck.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
He's going to be a part of it as well.
I believe we might even be broadcasting from the event.
We might get to play the course before.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, I'd like to play.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Yeah, same so well really oh yeah, Foxy going to
be there, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, Foxy will be there.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Foxy.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
It's going to be happening Friday, the twelfth of December
at Royal Auckland and Grange Golf Club. It's going to
be live and free to wear on TVs in one
and TVNS in Plus, and tickets are available from Wednesday,
the twenty ninth of October.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Right, it's month's time.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
I highly recommend if you're into golf, you're in the area,
and you're keen to come and watch some sport with
some slibs.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
I think Jerry Wells is playing again. Even if you're
into good times, just good times, that's one hundred percent. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
If you want to see Ryan fox Foxy, Foxy Boy Foxy,
then make sure you keep an eye out either watch
it on TV, get some tickets.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
We'll be down there as well. Or you can keep
listening to Hoduky for your chance to win your way there. Wow,
we're gonna have some freebies to give away, so it
sounds good.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Keys Email Listen Plenty coming up after six o'clock with
a sports chat over the weekend. I really want to
get stuck into that. Also, we'll be giving out a
bit of advice on Meet Patti Naps sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
That's right, it's a really email address. Meet Patty Nips
sixty nine at gmail dot com. Get in touch if
you need advice, and please stop signing us up to
stuff using that email address. We've been signed up to
News Talk zb's daily Letter, Flavor Radio Stations Daily Letter,
Sanctuary First, which I believe is some sort of online church,
and we just received a welcome email from the Church

(39:45):
of Scientology as well. So people can stop signing that
email up to stuff that'd be great good stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Them back your messive backbones. Geez, I hope you're enjoying
your Monday. You're listening to the Big Show. But Dubo
Reburger serving.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Good times and good food you can dine in or
take away Reburger today scrumptedly obstious.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I'll tell you what, Fellas, I'm just fondling Keysy's avocados
at the moment, and I am genuinely because he bought
it in a big box to me.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
And I have to say, and it's been said by
not just me, but by many people that Kesey's parents
orchard and their avocados are the best in the country.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
That's been said.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
They're creamy, they're big, they're perfectly ripe as well. That
is good evening right there, mag you how many dejuice
steal I've got a couple of you.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I find them a bit dry. Maggie.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Look, there's one thing to say. My wife makes dry cake,
all right, but same modern Don's AVOs are dry.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
First of all, doesn't even make sense. How can I
have a cuddo be dry. I don't know how they
do it. I don't know how they do it. It's
quite a every single year dry.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Well?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Now?

Speaker 4 (41:05):
No, no, no, this is you know it's not. You
don't notice it, Jase.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
They're big, beautiful and creamy. Magie.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Thanks Jayce. Yeah, well, just admit, MAGGI many are. They're great,
say that creamy?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Come on, what I mean if you if why have
you got four of them? If you find them dry?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Because I just feed them to my kid. It just
helps him saying any lunch box.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
You know.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
And I don't feel guilty about it. But the better
thing about it, Kezy, is it's not like we're trying
to sell them if we're selling them on your behalf. No,
they're not lie about it.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
No, but like it's it's even more important than that
because I know Mon and Don are big fans of
the show and they'll be absolutely gattered to hear you
dissing their evos.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I'm not dissing them, Kezy. They're dry. Some people love dryocados.
I'm just not one of those people. Look, I'm I'm
with Maggie on the dry cake, but this is not
what this is about.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
But I am not.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I will not, I will not follow you on dry acada.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
I'll try them out tonight, against every instinct I had
r and we'll report back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Okay, cool and Jace, my wife's cake is creamy, all right,
sure man, it is.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
It's delicious and moist.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
The whole archy. Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in on.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Radio super Groove. There on the radio, holdiarkey, big show
this Monday evening. Let's have some rugby union chat.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Crouch touch, puse engage Rugby union chat with Weirdy Jay.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Of course see Big Bleders Low match on the SACTI there.
I actually had to watch it late because I was
up north and the person that I was staying with
up North didn't have Sky Sport, which I didn't realize
when we went up there, right, but then of course
they had it on sky Open two hours later, and

(43:12):
because it was like a five o'clock match, it was
kind of perfect timing, right because it was at seven
o'clock that I could watch it. Thought, I'm still yet
to be convinced by this all black side. I thought
these fellows were going to come out heessing and absolutely steaming,
which they did for about the first twenty minutes, but

(43:33):
then once again kind of lost their way. And I
feel like they're changing tactics too rapidly, and if things
aren't going right, they try and switch to something else
instead of persisting with a style of play. I'm still
not sure what kind of style they're looking to achieve. Now,
you recall that last Test match against this spring box

(43:54):
where we got a pantsing. That first half was actually
really close. I think we were ahead at halftime and
we played some brilliant rugby getting the ball out wide.
I'm loving this new winger by the way, card he
is so good. He's real energizer, bunny.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
He goes looking for work anyway, Yes, but it is
also his national That was amazing.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
But it's like as soon as we get put under pressure,
our game plan kind of disintegrates a little bit. Now,
there were three very clear situations in that Test match
where all we needed was to get it out wide
because we had massive overlaps and men would cut back inside.
We threw away three tries. But then I actually felt

(44:40):
afterwards the Australians looked better coach than us, right. I
thought they were more direct, their game plan looked clearer,
and I felt that apart from that first twenty minutes
where they really hung off, which I've been doing all season,
giving teams massive starts and then they come steaming back.
But I thought the Australians I wouldn't be surprised at

(45:01):
all if they gave us a bit of a toweling
in Australia.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Do you want us to comment on the game. It's
just good sort of three minutes from you the ady
j I love it, you love it? Well, that's what
the title says. Yeah, that's exactly right. I'll be honest
with you. I'm finding All Blacks Rugby are very difficult watch.
And I thought that that game had the absolute whistle,

(45:25):
just the hose bline out of it. But at the breakdown,
it's just what are we doing here? Like you, what
do you want people to watch?

Speaker 5 (45:32):
This?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Ship's absolute garbage. That is not a product that anybody
should be paying for. I don't know what to say
about it. It's just cramp and sitting down and watching
that for eighty minutes. I love the All Blacks, but
if that's how that's going to be riffed, I just
I've got no interest in watching it. It is rubbish.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I think that that reff actually was a little bit
out of his depth. I think he and he was
getting a lot of chatterer in his heir from the
sidelines as well, So I.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Totally giving up every single breakdown and it's they had
the NRL over the weekend there was a fight that
happened and two guys. At any other game during the year,
you would have had two or three guys put in
the bin for ten minutes. They knew it was too important,
so they just said play on, don't worry about it,
just let them play for God's sake. Yeah, we're not
here to watch you blow your whistle. It's a real

(46:20):
problem for rugby because there's so much other stuff that
people can be watching. Mate. If I've only got time
in my life to watch a couple of things a week,
and if it keeps going like that, it's not going
to be the or Blacks.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I'll tell you what. On that front. Actually, there in
the second half there there were four penalties in a
row against Australia and all of them were dubious. The
All Blacks were actually very lucky to get the penalties,
so that's another factor in there. But I take your point.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
But I love it though, well you know, I mean
I can't. That's a problem with it is it's so good.
It's so good when it is good, and what annoys
me is how badly it fluctuates. Sorry, Keysy, No, you're right, man,
I just started argument. That's all good.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I just want to give a big shout out to
the same person as you, Leroy Carter. He's great who
plays for the Steamers and it is only in the
out of injuries right, Like he's very much a backup.
But I'd say he's going to hold onto that spot now.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Absolutely. He got brought in to replace.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Right and he's just been brilliant.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Man.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I love him.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
He always popped up on the wrong side of the
field looking for work, doing all that sort of stuff.
But also the halfback, the starting half beats great Camboy good.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
World class was a huge difference.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
He reminds me of Harry Grant at the Melbourne Storm.
He plays hooker where he yes, he can distribute really well,
but also you have to keep an eye on him
because he will attack.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Man, which is a good serious rugby show. Great, what
do we do it?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ike.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Recond is there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this
Monday evening. Now listen. The Dunedin Beer festivals coming up.
Quit Smart Feelings and the Big Show is going to
be down there doing a live show which is going
to be massively exciting. Also, we're going to release our
own bear and we want you to be a part
of it, New Zealand, don't we feel? We really do.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
I don't know how far along we I don't know
if you guys know this, but I've been on holiday
vacation in Auckland. Wow, I really must do, simply must.
There's nothing like a staycation Jason. Yes, when you have
a holiday but you stay at your other work and
also in your house. Yes, that sounds so fun making
for best. But yeah, I don't know how far do

(48:23):
we get with the name means? Have there been any
fantastic new names come through?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
There's been a few goodies. I'm still very fond of
Midnight Steamer.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I think Midnight Steamer is still the front runner at
this point. A lot of suggestions coming through. I've just
checked an email as to how far along they are
in the process. They haven't even started brewing it yet. Oh,
they're just going to do it the night before.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Yeah good. Yeah, apparently it's pretty easy. It's going to
be to be really easy these days.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Just whack it together.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Yeah, Emerson's they say they're just going to whack it together.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Just shove a bit of sugar in there, let it
fizz out.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
That are you? Did you get the same email?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Yeah, that's literally how Emerson's describe what they're going to do.
Just stick it at a bottle or something or or whatever. Yeah,
that's what they said.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, I screwed a bit of brown dye and there.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
That's what they were saying. Yeah, and I think they're
going for kig though. We've had it on kid because
we'll be pouring pints of it at the Old Beer
Festival there.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I've got it. I've got the name. Yes, give me here,
give me here? Is that the name? That's the name?
Just because you say that all the time? Alf here?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Oh right, yes, sorry, I was getting confused there.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
It's kind of my catchphrase. It feels like it should
be the name of the It could work. That's great.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Give me yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, Well people will come up to the store there
and go give me here.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I think I want to go for Midnight Steamer reference
if I had to vote at the moment, But if
you want to come along seventh and eighth of November
for Sight Bar Stadium, Dunedin.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
It's the Craft Beer and Food festival. You can get
tickets from Beerfist dot co dot insid and on the
Friday we will be doing a live show from the
Beer Festival and will also be pulling pints the entire week.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Can the Big Show live at an in craft Beer
it is well broadcasting Friday four pm.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Wow, the little tagline I've written here, that's good, that's
really good.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
But if you do what free flights, accommodation, takens, et
cetera for you to mate hit todak dot co, dot
z and email beer and get yourself with a drawer.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Beautiful man, I'm absolutely Frothen what about that? Whatsolutely Frothen
give me here.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
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Speaker 2 (50:29):
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Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon. Now you've got three
wise men on the studio, so let's give out so
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you get a fifty dollars Reburger voucher. This one comes
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to get your perspective.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Oh God, that's happening again.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
The world is a cover.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
I're thinking about breakfast radio again.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Just emailing you back bones to get your perspective on
a situation that has recently come to light in raising
my young boy who will call.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Bob for the sake of a terrible name for a Bob,
I actually quite like it, quite like the name Bob
Neil and Bob. Yeah, I'm thirty five and Bob is fourteen.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
I've always seen myself as an older brother to Bob
rather than a dad, given the relatively.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Small age gap.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Bob and I have always had an extremely open relationship,
and I've always made an effort to pass no judgment.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
However, my wife and brackets.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Bob's mum made the mistake of snooping through the young
fella's phone and has discovered what she described as a
perverted search history filth filth. The search history consisted of
a whole lot of milf focused videos. Bob's mum is
now concerned about his interest in older women, in particular
those of the motherly variety, and I can't really blame her. However,

(52:07):
having been a young fellow myself, I totally understand the attraction,
having felt similar feelings myself at that age. So now
Bob's mum wants me to have a father to son
chat with him. But I don't know whether I tackle
it from a constructive parenting angle or do I just
teach him how to clear his search history question mark.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Probably the latter ste him be honestly, it's any business, yeah,
money business, wow, keep especially if he's your brother, but
you keep your nose out of your it's his son.
Well that's what he says, but he sees he feels
more like a brother. So would you go to your
brother and tell him to have have a man to
man chat with him and tell him to stop picking

(52:43):
certain types of filths business.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
It was pretty funny. They're like, mogi brother to brother. Man,
I need you to allow for the MILFs.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Yeah, look, I think that, I think and all want
to see. The greater concern is that he's searching anything
at all at that age. Although I know you were jays.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
But I don't even have phones when I was that age.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Right, And it was a lot. The thing about it
was I would to try and get access to the filth.
It was a lot trickier, yes, because you had to
go to a video store, so you had to go
down there. There was an age restriction on it. If
you were lucky, curtain beaded when you were walking through.
It wasn't by excellent, Oh my god. So the whole

(53:22):
point was it would make a noise so that everybody
in the video store would turn around and see the
dirtiest bastard in town was. So you had to be quick.
You had to get through there real quick.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I only went there once once. Scarred you for life. Ah,
I just made some bed selections.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yeah, I was going to say he only went there once, Keezy,
but he got fifty films out.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Yeah, under a fake name.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
And it's such a tumultuous time though, And I mean
you remember, fellers, what it was like being a fourteen
year old fella. I mean, yet there was hormones pouring out,
a load thing pouring out, kesy And yeah, I mean
it's very very difficult keeping gross your kids off that stuff. Yeah,

(54:12):
really hard.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
It's hard, all right, Rocket, We'll find a way.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
We'll find a way.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Will you need to get them off the pawn though.
It's no good for a young man to be riding
that filth. You and I, Jason, well, you're an old
ram cass. You're in the back peddict. You're no use
to any bastard. But I've been off the pornography for
ten years plus.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Right, But.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Like the chippies, No, yeah, no, no, I'm actually off
it because I found it was it's not good. It's
not good stuff. And so especially if you're a young
fellow and you've got all that filth at your fingertips,
I think you give you some pretty weird expectations. Once
you have finally managed to get your I mean, you know,
into a nice relationship, you're gonna say, get your hands
on a milk, a little bit of teacher for look

(54:57):
the over the idea of the fantasizing, Jason, as you know, fantasizing.
What a great time. But there's no fantasy involved when
it's explicitly played an HD on your phone. Yeah, yeah,
no fantasy there, lay off it. Wait, so have they
with them? No? I think I think just cut off
the internet. You got to get them away from watching it.

(55:18):
But I don't think you'd have a conversation with your
kids about that, about not about that that. I think
he'll find a way though regardless. Well, but it's up
to you as a parent to do your best.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Yes, what did don say to you, Keyzy when he
found all your penthouses?

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Um, he.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Said, you know that we're a playboy family. Yeah he
was late, wasn't he. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Well there you go. That's the big show done un
dusted for this Monday afternoon slash evening. In the podcast
out Troe today, we were just reacquainting ourselves. Really, won't
we fell here?

Speaker 5 (56:04):
We were?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
You know, it's been a world felt seen you for
a whole week.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Exactly what's the clip today?

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Is he?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Well, that was mostly about us catching up and that
I believe that particularly our trouble be on YouTube one
of these days pugs will edit it up and chuck
it up there.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
We also hope not for yourself, because you had a
massive perve at one point.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Yeah I did, Jason. Yeah, we also discussed the new
Breakfast show. Oh yeah, don't tell him that he's we
dropping him off Breakfast and I'm coming in I already
told him top. Did you tell him? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I just went straight to I said, mate, you've had
a good run.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
You actually said to him, Jeese would be good on drive.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Yeah, And he's banged on about how easy driver, he's
ready for driving, And I said to him, man, look
you're ready. You've done your little sort of stint on breath.
That's good. Yeah, you don't even steps.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Yes, I'm really looking forward to starting a brand new
breakfast show and tiffing many are off there actually, yeah,
pretty unconventional. That's to like sort of break that news
on a podcast out.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Front about it. Yeah, you normally you sort of work
behind the scenes and chip away.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah yeah, No, I like it. I think it's good.
I think you just got to put it out there,
you know.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
What I mean, What are you guys going to do
when I go to Rickey, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
To be up the back, padd it right, chewing the cat.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
And then'll free up a bit more cash for old Mogi.
Yeah yeah, true, So you'll stay on Yeah, I'll be here.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, he'll he'll do he'll do well. You were talking
about the hour before Briefast.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Yeah, I was going to do five to six, Yes,
five to sex and you want more money? Yes, I reckon.
That's a good idea because I've got to get up early.
Yeah true, Yeah, I bet I'll pre rick it.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Yeah, the whole week in one hour. Hey, now listen
to New Zealand. Thanks for taking the time to listen
to the show. Check out the podcast, check out the
Instagram account and until tomorrow, goodbye here

Speaker 1 (58:04):
And I do Happen