October 29, 2025 • 49 mins
On today's show, Jase has an awkward situation at home, Mike updates on his kidney stones and Keyzie's drunk calling his wife.
TIMED OUT:
(00:00) Intro: The not so chill weekend
(03:59) BREAKING NEWS
(08:36) Keyzie's Late Night Pickup
(12:31) Did Hoytey J smoke in Fiji?
(16:42) TV
(21:30) Intro: Great Stuff, Fellas
(23:29) The Talking Bird
(27:34) The kids' boyfriend...
(31:41) THE VINYL
(35:31) Intro: No Tofu Zone
(37:53) Mogey's Kidney Stone Update
(41:34) Another anonymous proposer!
(44:46) Walking the cat
(48:27) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 4 (01:01):
Good Amgi Stallion house.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Life going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son
of a b Jeez, the weird is cleared up.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Just when you think it's terrible, it's great again. It's madness,
it's great, it's great, it's good time to be a lion.
On the beautiful side of this, of course, Jason, as
there's only two months with the spring left. Yes, two
months ago. So by the end of the next eight weeks, mate,
you'll be pretty, you'll be loving. I know this is
a very disruptive, windy, rainy, terrible season, but just two
(01:28):
months ago.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, man, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Isn't there just one month to go?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
No, it's ends December twenty first, Oh, like actual spring,
actual springs.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Okay, how you going, Kezy? Yeah, I'm all right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I had a couple of weird sleeps in Aro, a
whole lot of big weekends, and I think it's starting
to catch up with me. Yes, I think old Keesy
needs a quiet weekend at home. Yeah, which I'll be
doing this weekend, feelers. But tell you what, it's good
to be here with you guys.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Avocado oil, a bit of massage, but I love making,
watching some sort of art co tectual program maybe that
sort of thing. Just chilling out, eating some me you know,
burgers and maybe a ham and pineapple pizza sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Why isn't always avocado oil specifically, Well.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
It's just a very dense and rich oil for love making.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, right, because we use oil and love making. How
you going though, Jason?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Good? Thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I can't complain as Mogi said, the sun is out,
you know, I mean it'll be gone in two minutes.
But hey, hey, Mogi, what's on the show today?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What's happening on the big show with old Mogi.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Well, of course there's another opportunity to get in the
drawer for our diamonds on Richmond Engagement Ring giveaway.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
How good.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
The whole world's going crazy for this, Keysy. It's a
shame you can't get involved as well, mate, But those
are the rules, okay, married man. Also, we've got you
would have heard it on Breakfast Ready this morning. The
boys Mania and Jerry were talking about it. There's this
toy that they've found. It lives in New Zealand. Of
course native to New Zealand. It speaks English.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Now it doesn't just say English words, which we something else.
The headline said, this bird speaks English. So we'll be
hogging into a bit of that. Listen to that, Mad
Barstard say a few things. And next up Old Kesey
over here, he's got to yearn about his missus. He
wants to compare how awesome his missus is to the
rest of New Zealand's missusses.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Is that about it man, I guess kind of like that.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Yeah, here's Green Day the whole Key Big Show weekdays
from four on radio.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Hold Ike radio Head. There on the radio, hold Arky
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. But we have breaking news.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I was going to deal with yet about my wife,
but some breaking news has just come across my desk.
Fell As, if you don't mind, Yeah, you've got to
go to the breaking news. Geezy, that's the thing that
is important stuff. Yes, So over in the States, the
mississipp region, to be specific, I pp I if you
ariberg avoucher just like that beautiful in the Mississippi region.
(04:10):
Over in the States, there a truck carrying research monkeys
from a science lab crashed and all the monkeys escaped,
and they are considered highly aggressive and must be handled
with PPE, which is that protective equipment.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Now, apparently they don't have any sort of infectious pathogens
or anything like that, but they are forty pounds approximately
each in size, and they also all have COVID herpies
and hepsey right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You and you add to that they can rip your
face off given the opportunity.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I've been more worried about the herpes. Yeah, oh look,
I've already got that. I mean, what's it going to do?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, that's the thing, Jesse, I was thinking we could
almost send you over there, because you've got those three
right now again, herpes, COVID and hipsy.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
No, no, hipsy that's gone.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, damn it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But apparently they've they've managed to round up all the
straight monkeys.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yes, okay monkeys.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Why are some of them gay?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
How many of them are?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Doesn't say here how many? But they managed to round
every single monkey up and unfortunately euthanize them except for
one monkey has escaped, the one driving. He's currently on
the loose. I think he was the one that was
did the breakout, cause the crash and swerved his car
into the back of the truck. All the other monkeys
(05:33):
then escaped, and then that one bloody high tailed it
out of their bad apple.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, you've got to get the ring leader.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yes, well, they got to get you've got to get
the chief monkey.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
They got all of them except for one, though, Can
I just clarify he's probably going to happen, Jason, You'll
know this. He's probably going to try and disguise himself
and sort of just get get into civilian life and
lay low for a while. Oh yeah, he's probably going
to get a job. Where was this Mississimssissippi. He's going
to get on the Mississippi River there and the head elsewhere,
(06:05):
and then you might find he's got a job on
the railroad something like that, rolling on the river.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I could be rolling on the river.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
But yeah, the masters have disguised the monkeys.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Can I ask in terms of because you said they've
been euthanized the ones that they've caught, Yeah, were they
in the truck to take them to be euthanized? Why
couldn't they just euthanize them where they were already.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, they weren't taking them to some sort of monkey
euthanasia plant. They were just transporting the monkeys, obviously from
one science lab to another. And then the truck crashed
because one monkey was driving a car and tun it
in orchestrala like this heist monkey heist. Yes, And then
as a result, they were all on the loose, so
they had no option but to euthanize them, because that's
so aggressive towards humans.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
What's the car that crashed into the truck. Yeah, driven
by a monkey.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It was driven by two monkeys. And this is a thing.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
There's a distraction technique because a lot of you might
not know this. Monkeys are bloody good horse riders. I'm
seeing a monkey once that was riding bareback on a
horse and had a machine gun in either arms and
jumped through a wall of flames while gag.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah yeah, well yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It was real.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It wasn't ai.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh no, it was real.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh wow, think about a monkey in the trees. They're
pretty coordinated basards, so it doesn't surprise me. They can
go bare back, you know, no worries at all. Bob's
your uncle.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, that's how they got the herpes. Oh really going.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
There's Nevada.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Hold a Queen There on the radio Hold Donkey Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. A few people asking for a
score up that in the cricket England currently won sixty
one for seven.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Whatever is that?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Magi the thirtieth thirty first so New Zealand on top of.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
The moment bloody stuff. Jason also an update on the
monkey still at large, so if you do see it
three four eight three, give us a text. Fellows over
the weekend on the Saturday night had the winning on
Friday down in christ Church. That was a reasonable one,
but things wrapped up at about one am, and then
on the following day, the day after was an all
day affair at the pub, followed by going back to
someone's house the fellers from the Winning Grove of about
(08:21):
fifteen of us, same fellows that were on the Staggy
and then having quite a large one. And at one
thirty am I opened my phone and checked to see
where my wife was online and the old messenger at
oh yeah, since she was active, so I just sent
a thumbs up emoji and then she said what you doing?
(08:42):
And then I said was just thinking of leaving? Why
what are you doing? And she's like, oh, I'm in bed.
I was like, oh yeah, yeah, And I was like, well,
you don't want to come pick me up? Do you?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And now she was They lived way out in the
wap so it was a half an hour drive at
around two am to come and pick me up. Unbelievably,
she said yes, and when I I'm outside, when I
came out, I had two wasted dudes with me, and
I was like, do you draw all these fellows off
on the way back? So it was a shambles R.
(09:15):
I was taking the purse and she was too credit
not super pissed off. She was just a bit like, men,
you are annoying. I was just like that, that's not normal,
is it. No, there's something wrong with her. Yeah, there is. Cool.
Here's the chilies, like. You wouldn't do that for your partner, Jason,
I would.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
But in terms of who doing it for me, I
wouldn't even bother asking.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, it's not that I wouldn't bother asking, because I
bet if I did, then she probably would. But I
would I would never even consider, yeah, exactly, dragging my
wife out of bed for such a You know you
got to look at you. A man should standing on
his own two feet. That's what you always told me, Jase. Yes,
And you know, I just think that's shocking example.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I mean to be fear full cudos to your wife,
and my wife actually would do the same.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
She'd put me up.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
No, she certainly wouldn't pick you up, right, Okay, she
knows all about the midnight steamers. She'd be worried about
an accident in the car. But anyway, that's why I
say I wouldn't dare even.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Ask no, aw right, I mean, can you scared of
your wife?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Can you imagine being you know, fast to sleep in
your cocoon of the bed there and your painful husband going.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
A bitter busy day.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's not how I did. I messaged it, and she,
to her credit, said yes, I just I guess I'm
not scared of my wife. You know, I'll float it
with it.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's not for me. It's no better of being scared
of the response. It's my thing is I'm out here
drinking booze, you know, acting like an absolute animal. My
wife shouldn't be punished for my bed behavior. She can
just sleep. I'll go home, yes, sweet runner.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, cool, cool, cool. Well, I'm interested to know listeners
how they feel about it. If your partner text you
at two am, would you drive half an hour to
pick them up? Good question, that's steamed. Give us text
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You can also call us on.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Great stuff kezy, because I'm thinking too that you would
have had a snore on too when you got home,
so she probably would have got up at two in
the morning, picked you up, spent an hour getting you
back home again, and the old keasy chainsword and kicked
into place as soon as you hit the sack.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
One hundred percent that's exactly what happened. Pretty sure. I
ripping asks quite a bit as well, was great.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Four on Radio holarcky Oasis there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The score is one hundred
and sixty five for nine, So the black Caps dominating
at the moment and the English looking like they're on
the verge of total collapse. So good after winning the
first match, so that's good stuff, felt hey fellas.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, obviously we went to fee Gee. We are going
to stop banging on about it. I want to promise
you that. But one of the things that I've been
absolutely in a date inundated with on the Instagram is
people asking.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Me did Hoidy j get on the darts?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Now?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
You've been battling the cigarettes chase for ni on, you know,
thirty nine years, completely on and off, on and off.
You've been on the vakee for about the last six months.
I'd say roundabout yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Hanging off the back of it too, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
You're concerned about is going away on a boys trip
and me being over there smoking darts, and that therefore
being you risking going back onto the cigarettes. Now to
paint a little bit of a picture, I got into
Judy three there and I quickly found out that you
can take a carton in. You can take a carton
into Fiji, and like New Zealand, it's one packet of
Ciggi's that's you a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Now, I was over there for ten days, I think
nine or ten days. I went a bit overboard. I
ended up buying six packs, which is one hundred and
twenty darts. It seems like I started walking out there's
too many. But then I thought, it's all good, Jose,
you'll get through, get through most of these. You get
half these parsons and have no doubt. And I guess, yeah,
(13:09):
we'll let's hear it from the man himself. How'd you go?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
How's the wheelpairer on Old hodges Bot?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Well, you know, Fellow's first and foremost. I didn't even
look at you d free because there was a temption,
temptation there, you know, to get the cheap darries. Because
I don't know if you guys know this, but I
went to Vietnam this year and speaking of darries, they
are cheapest chaps over there. It's like two bucks a pack.
(13:38):
And I certainly take your point Mogi that you know,
when they're really cheap, it's very easy to get through there,
you know. And I noticed too that that old pugsn there,
he he was hammering the bastards, wasn't he was? He
did six in a row. I think I an old
kezy even Oh Keysy was there and he was.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And I think it boy, I look this put it
this way, Fellers, I may as well have smoked the
amount you fellers were smoking and all the smoking around.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Can I just say too, Because there was one night
in particular where Mogi started doing the Kramer trying to
drink a cocktail whilst having a dart at your mouth,
And then I wanted to have a go at there,
and then Pugs wanted to have a go to it
as well, and that sort of started, and it was
all happening all around you wasn't it. Yes? And to
be honest, Jace, when I came and visit you the
(14:33):
next morning, I thought I smelt cigarette on you.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, did you?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I'm not even lying. I thought I smelt cigarette on you.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
That that actually doesn't surprise me the amount that you
Fellers were punking. I mean, the thing about cigarette smoke
is that really permeates the clothes, does it?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
So you could be hanging out with a group of
smokers as I was, and it just soaks into the
those those linens and pants and things like that.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
So yeah, I'm not surprised you felt that way. Easy,
So let's just starts the question. Then, did you smoke
cigarettes while you're in Fiji?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Or even one cigarette?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Well, let's look fellers. Fellers, Oh my god, very clear here.
I may as well have.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
But did you?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I may as well? You?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
You're a shocking.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Was it in the morning?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
In the morning there you stolen off of Moyi there
and you have them with a coffee, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yes, You're a shocking.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Guns Roses There on the Radio Hanarchy Big Show This
Wednesday afternoon England all out for one seventy five fels
so pretty straightforward chase. It would think I would think, yea, was.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That on the TV?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
It was on the TV? Yeah, yeah, what's on the
Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yes, I watched for a show a movie on Netflix
called House of Dynamite House House of Dynamite and directed
by Catherine Bigelow who won the Academy Award.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
For hurt Locker. Oh European Gigglow. And it's about a warhead.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
A nuclear war head has launched from the Pacific and
the US government has to go into action to try
and take this missile down. It's been it's aimed at Chicago. Wow,
can they take it down?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Or can't be? Is it because is it Chicago? Because
it's got the biggest airport in America?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
That I'll be honest, it never came up around Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Ok.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
And it's it's referred to as a pressure cooker. It's
got a good cast and none of whom I can
remember at present, and obviously a very very good director.
I'll be honest with you. I went to sleep maybe
an hour and a half or so into it. It's
one of those ones where It tells the story from
one person's point of view for about twenty minutes or
(17:25):
twenty five minutes, and then it switches to somebody else's
point of view of the same events. Something I hate,
really and you know, it was moldly interesting. But my
understanding is when the next day I asked my wife
what happened at the end, and she said, nothing, nothing spoilery.
So it's one of those things where you excited, like
(17:46):
as a pressure cocker, you need some kind of a resolution,
and the internet is alive with the conversation about what
the if was that.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You're right, okay, so you open the pressure cocker and
there's no food on nothing.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
So on that note, you know, watch it well made,
et cetera, et cetera. But if you, if you have
somebody gets disappointed by endings, that suck being probably not
the film for you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
How many buzzies out of five what I saw of it,
I'd give it three three busies out of five, and
that's on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Watch that two nights ago. Stopped halfway through good on you,
I just went, I'm not doing this, yeah, and like you,
I was like, okay. Another perspective of another perspective Okay,
can I have something, give me something, give me something here,
and my wife and I were unanimous and saying no,
I'm done with Thank you two busies.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But I watch.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
So Jason was just on the TV behind you there,
mic Oh, yes, Cricket pedal.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah, right, that's funny in that I watched The Salt
Path with Jillian Anderson.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh, Jillian and.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Some of the guy I'll get his name. In a
sick A couple lose their home and it's basically on
a true story. A couple lose their home and later
discovered that the husband has been diagnosed with a terminal
illness as they and back on a year long coastal track.
Who's her husband, I'll tell you right now, Mogi, Jason Isaac.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
He's pretty good. Now if you like those kind of
movies where you know, adversity, they've lost everything, it's based
on a true story and they go, I'll tell you
what we'll do. Let's just walk. Let's just walk the
coastal route there in England. And they do that and
they have all sorts of dramas.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
They have no money, he's got cancer.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
But at the end of it, at the end of it,
some things your resolve.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I was gonna say, we're just spoiling endings of everything
we watch now And I.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Think, and I was watching this thinking, Keasey's wife would
love this movie.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Is it a heartwarmer?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
It is at warmer?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
She probably would, she loves that stuff. How many buzzies
had a five?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Look keep it, I'll be honest, maybe two point nine?
Just fringing on three busy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
He's not quite a recommendation, not quite. And there was
on Netflix, Prime Prime and it was called The Salt Path.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, that's right, Jason Isaacs. Of course he's the father
in the latest season of White Lotus.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Oh yes, yes, I actually thought he was Timothy Dalton initially. Yeah,
they look quite similar. But carry on, Kezy, well, not.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Really run out of time. It's all right. I had
some good stuff to say, though, far damn it. You
have to wait till tomorrow. Man, it's like a pressure
cooker in here.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Here's the clash.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
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Speaker 4 (20:39):
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Speaker 5 (21:07):
Great stuff, Fellas.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I feel like, whenever there's just sort of nothing to say,
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Yeah, pretty much. Well, I mean there is nothing to
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That's right, Pugs. When it recorded someone at a stand
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Speaker 4 (21:45):
Hey, now coming up, Fellas, I've got a question that
I need. That's something that happened to me today and
I need to figure out the protocol for it behind it.
You know what I'm saying. I want your advice, what
your thoughts are. In the meantime, God, let's get a
bit of rage in us.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
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The Rolling Stones there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
This Wednesday, afternoon. The time is sixteen minutes past five o'clock.
The team's coming back out onto the field for the
second innings of the second one day. If you haven't
heard England all out for one seventy fellas.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
This morning, I was listening to Hediki Breakfast Jerry Wells
and the nice Stewart shit is good. Those guys get it. Yeah,
those guys get it. However, they did a segment about
this this talking well, it's this towey that can speak English. Bird. Yeah,
the bird, right, we can speak English. It hangs out
(22:43):
at Pukah National Wildlife Center and its name is Prince
tooy Teker. I can see what they got into that.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
That's pretty good. That's funny.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
And there's this video on TikTok that is absolutely going
off apparently, and it's this mad bastard that this this
toy Techa. He's up there and he's he can speak English.
So like Cheese, I'm going to stick around because I
teasing it and I was quite busy at home. I
had to get some things done. But sheese, I don't
want to miss it, so I've got to stick around
and listen. Anyway, I stuck around. They finally played the
(23:21):
audio of this thing, and you can't understand the goddamn
thing that too, He was.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Saying, Oh, really, so what are we doing? What a
lead down?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
It's it's a bird that you can hear it chirping away. There,
I understand that, but that's chirping. And then there's a
bit where it sort of gargles, but it says that
you can't you can't discern a single syllable of what's
going on. Right, So I don't know why Jerry, Jerry
brought this piece of content to the table. I don't
know why you bother terrible radio shocking burs so you
(23:51):
hung around, you.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Got hooked with them. Was massively disappointed, exactly, and my.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I guess my concern is that I'm going mad, because
I already know I'm going blind. Maybe I'm going dear.
So I wanted to play the audio for you guys.
You tell me if you can hear anything in it?
There we go, yeah, dang.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Easy, h.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Good jeez, babe, Reid. There pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
God, I see what you mean totally.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I couldn't make It's like a.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Bird and then like just weird little so it's not
speaking English?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
What it was like I was taking a crab, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, there was a god.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Just when he gets deep inside my goat there, because
that's just a bird tweeting and grunting.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
That's right, exactly.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
They're making a a mountain out of them. Ohile, Now
apparently what it's saying is who said that? Who sayings saying?
Who said that?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I couldn't hear that?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
If I didn't hear it, play the game, then it's
said because I listened out for it.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Who said that?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Who did that?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Okay, I'm listening.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, dang.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Easy, m jee be.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Read there.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I don't I didn't hear it say that once?
Speaker 4 (25:43):
No back, if I heard that, that is a terrible Well,
that's good.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I'm not going mad. Then that's important.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Now you're certainly not going mad. And I'm disgusted at
the Breakfast Show for just jumping on such a cheap
load of crap.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Yeah, that's you know what I'm saying, shocking math.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Well, maybe the the listeners could hear something. Let us
know on three four a three. In the meantime, he's
good shit.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Archy is indeed Kings of Leon There on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday Afternoon of the Times five
twenty seven New Zealand. One down with nothing on the
board at the moment in the second over now feel us.
I wanted to get your view on something that happened
to me today. Just your thoughts. Really, My daughter's boyfriend
(26:31):
came over last night, stayed the night.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
No? Right, you're going to get with the program here, magies.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Sounds like you're getting dominated. But all good, This isn't
the thing we're discussing, right, No, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
And anyway, so we woke up this morning and my
wife made me a coffee, even though it wasn't her turn, right,
And so then I had to go and do a
read through. My wife had to go to work, and
then my daughter also was working this morning, right, and
so off we all trotted, and then I got home
(27:07):
at about midday, sort of one o'clock, and I heard
some noise in my daughter's room, and I thought, oh,
my daughter's home from work because she worked at a
dog rescue place. So I knocked on her door and
walked down lo and behold, the boyfriend was there, but
no one else right, And I went, how do I
feel about that?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Hang about?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
What's the protocol? Like we've all gone, yeah, but the
boyfriend has stayed behind?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Yeah, so you feel like he should have got up,
you know, and was a leisure You got up, there's
nobody home, take yourself back to your own house, or just.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, basically get out.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
How long have they been together?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Quite a long time, right, yeah, quite a long time.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Rights part of the family.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
But you don't like, well that's but hang on, he's
an okay kid, Oh you.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
And Timson that age group there, they're not He's.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Not a chat.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I mean he is a chat, just not with us,
because you're saying off here, Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
He's a shocking mask. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
But then I was thinking to myself, you know, what
is the kind of protocol there? I mean, my instinct is,
this is my instinct, this is what I would do
in that situation, as I'd go, I'm gonna get my
ass out of here. Why, yes, well, just because you
know everyone's gone, it's not my house. You know, I
wasn't offended by it or what set by it? But
(28:35):
I went on, it's just really interesting that you chose
to stay.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Rubbed you up the wrong way. Yeah, because he said
you're not offended by it, but you just go on
the radio and call him a shocking.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Mast Well, I mean yeah I did, but I was
a little taken a beat. Well, I mean, what would
you do in that situation?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
For example, my in laws.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I've been with my wife a long, long long time, yeah,
and they still don't.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Like they love me, And so for example, I would
have no problem at all just being at their house, yeah,
because I know that they don't mind me being there. Y. Yeah,
as you personally obviously don't trust him, don't like him,
I don't want anything to do with him. That's like
that feels, which is totally fine, Jase.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
I just I was just saying, look, he's a nice kid.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
See that sounds like he's a shocking mathtard and I
do trust him.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I just I just went, is that is that all g?
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Is that all G?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
That's the thing.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
If he was a lovely kid and all that, you
wouldn't even think about it?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Would you blame me?
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Old mate?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You be in the high five of them.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
And you know, I don't think we're ever high fu
see what I'm saying. And that's the thing. I don't
like the vibe. I don't like the vibe this relationship
is given off to be honest. I put it to
you this way, Jase, I wouldn't use my toothbrush tonight.
All right, he's been in that house all day long.
God knows what he's been up to. Because if you're
right and he is a shocking birth good you can
(30:04):
have some problems.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, did we help Jason?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Thanks goodness.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Radio Hoky Pearl.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is five thirty nine New Zealand seven for one.
She looks tough going out there.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Certainly they're playing at Hamilton right.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Yeah, had the tron?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah it's a dicey wicket.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Feilers the Big Show have decided to well to be honest.
Following a Matt and Jerry's footsteps, yes, which was I
believe they were the first show ever last year of
the year before to record a podcast and put a
podcast on vinyl was a good few years ago.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah, it was a few years Yeah, it was quite
a while ago.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
And obviously a podcast is designed to be available whenever
you want it a vinyl, very old media. Putting the
two together, it's madness. It's madness, Mogi, that is madness. However,
we've done it. We've teamed up with our mates at
Holiday Records and they've pressed a limited run of The
Big Show's origin story available on a podcast. So it
(31:09):
is the story, a deep dive into the history of
Hoidy j and MOGGI, how they met, how Old Kezy
came into the frame and then old Pugsun came along
as well, and how the Big Show came to be. Now,
if you're a fan of the show or you know
someone that is, these vinyls will be available to purchase
this Friday. You just have to text the word vii
(31:30):
n y L. That's vinyl. Do you spell it? It's
one of those words that people spell wrong all the time. Yes,
vi in y L to three four eight three and
we'll hit you with a link if you're interested. It's
a limited run yep. So you know, a collectors edition
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
I reckon in like five years time, it'll sell for
ten times what you bought it.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
For lease at least.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, because people will still be like, wow, the big show.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
So even if you're not into the big show, it's
a massive investment opportunity.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
It is fighting the urge at the moment to get
into the whole vinyl scene the edge, because it's just
exactly something that I would be interested in, because I like,
I've got my old trucks and I've got my old
motorbike and suck. I love old technology, old clothes and
old yarns.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
There is because I've just recently become a convert, purely
because my daughter's gone overseas and left a record playing mind.
There was a bit of a pilava setting her up.
I've got to be honest, getting a new needle and
all that sort of carry on.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
So sorry, okay, so you don't have to get speakers.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yeah, and you know, hooking at it all up.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
It'll amaze you guys to know.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I'm not great with technology, heaven, technology from the fifties.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Even technology for these but she is a rich sound.
I quite enjoyed tapping away on my typewriter, put a
little record on there in the sun room, and good
times had by all.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Far out your type on that typewriter.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Red rum, red rum, red rum.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Because didn't you You had a record player though, right,
wasn't it one of those ones that had the big
bronze horn on top of it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I did.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Used to crack the handle, cranking you crank away.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, what do you call it?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
The hog?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
And I actually really missed that bastard, just to have
it there in the flat you're miss.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Cranking the hog and the flat texts ticks vital to
three F three to get the look sound guarded.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
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listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
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Speaker 2 (33:48):
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Speaker 1 (33:52):
How's that nice and short to the point fellers.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yeah, I bet you won't get any of that tofin
crap in there.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
They don't do topin burgers, no Reburger my.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Backbone vegetarian options, yeah, there are, of course.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, tasty ones. So it's just tofu that you hate.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Well, just I don't hate tofu. It's just cooked in
certain ways. Yeah right, okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
So like tofou on the barbecue.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
If it's marinated and something nice, maybe a toasted sandwich
with oh yeahm tofu soup. Oh look, I don't mind
a bit of floaty tofu in a in a suit
of broth, particularly if it's a spicy soup.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
You's got to sit overnight to get the juice out.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Because you could like boil a tofu carcass overnight and
make a tofu broth and then make like a ramen.
You know that sounds young.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Incidentally, by the way, he's what are you having for
dinner tonight after your disgraceful curry last night?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
That was two nights ago. Oh yeah, did you eat
the left Though I did not, It's still in my
fridge and I have tixed the wife and said, if
you want, I will eat the boring, horrific leftover curry tonight.
Put a little extra curry paste in and make it yum. Sure,
And she did that the other day. Apparently it helped
fix it. And you can have the leftover noodles which
(35:12):
I made last night, which were delicious. Right, Okay, so yeah,
it sounds like I'm having curry. Yeah, yeah, what do
you what are you having? I'm not sure you've had
about four meals.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah, he's already had four meals, so he's well taken care.
Can I just say about fifty chocolates, not chocolates, but
certainly fifty dollies.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Man, Jason's eating seven fruit there.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
I know he's been piling them down in his gull.
It's been an absolute disgrace from you today.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Well, just on that front. Actually, I've been concerned about
your kidney stones. We'll be getting into that next we will.
And I don't think eating lollies is going to help
the situation, all right, just quietly, Yeah, certainly bloody won't.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, Bogie, you're in trouble.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
The whole Key Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
In on radio smashing Pumpkins here on the Radio Hodankee
Big Show this Wednesday evening. Now, before we left for Fiji,
there was a bit of a medical situation, a medical
drama with old Nogi and that was but he had
been suffering from a bit of kidney pain for quite
some time, so he decided to go and get it
checked out. And they said, you've got kidney stones.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
You're full.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That's right, That is right, Jason. All of this happened.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
And I've had kidney stones before on one occasion about
six years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Painful, bastard.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
It was yes, shocks, yeah, And I wasn't enjoying the
prospect of being over in Fiji and suffering from such
a medical episode again if I could avoid it. The
problem that I had was, by the time I had
a suspicion of what it was. It was the Thursday
afternoon before we flew on the Friday over to Fiji.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Debarclere, Jace. I swear to God, man, I've just unplugged
the racism of alarm.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
So I went into the doctor there and they said,
we'll get you in for a scam and then we'll
see if we can see it in there, et cetera,
all these things. Anyway, the long and the short of
it was I couldn't get in. It was too late
to notice. And he said the only thing he could
do for me, really was wish me all the best
first and foremost, and secondly, give me some suppository painkillers.
(37:19):
And now suppository, of course is a pill that you
need to poke up the rectum there. Oh yeah, big pills,
big pills, big baths. And so I was at a
little bit anxious. Anxious is certainly one of the things
I was feeling there, Jace, thank you. And so on
(37:41):
the plane we got and headle over there and we
sort of had a few beers pretty quick responsibly, of course, yes.
And then it wasn't until a day or so later
I thought to myself, bloody hell, I'm feeling great guns here,
and I think what had happened was I weed it out.
So that's what happens. Is the pain that you feel
when you've got kidney stones is it's when they're transiting
(38:03):
between the kidney and the bladder, yes, down through what's
known as the eureta. Now, then there's a tube that
takes the urine from the kidney the bladder out of
the PENI there, right, and that's the urethra. So they
were later but not the same, right, So.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's the pain of the eureta, yes, not the urethra,
because I thought it was the opposite. No, that's right.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
So more often than not, once it makes its way
into the bladder, it'll flow directly out of you know,
whatever you've got operating there. But very occasionally you'll have
a massive stone that gets caught and you're urethra and
then you're in all sorts of trouble there. Now, of course,
I managed to make my way all the way through
the suppositories there. We had a few drinks on the
(38:50):
satellite night and the boys were absolutely hamry mug you
get out of the suppository, so everybody got a couple
in them, yeah, and feeling pretty good.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah there, it was great.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I remember when I had a kidney stewe back in
the day, and you know when it went, it went
from the kidney to the what was the uretar down
the ureta, Yeah, and then it went out there you rethrave. Yeah,
and that took like a week. Yeah, such a long
way to travel.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Because jays, come on, man, we're having a serious medical
chat about Moggi's downstairs here and you've made it about
you not having a big penis.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I'm just telling you what happened for you.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
It's a long story short. You don't have kidney stones anymore, Moggi.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
Yeah, the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Hdarchy Stereophonics there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. Now, our good mates of Diamonds on Richmond
have given us an eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring
which we want to give to some lucky bar set
out there to propose to that special person in their life. Fels.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
That's right. A lot of the entries coming through are
both from the person that wants to propose and the
person who wants to be proposed to. So it's an
interesting competition, it is.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
And look, it's a special occasion. You only get to
propose or be proposed to a couple of times in
your life.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, well some people I've heard even just once or
five or six. Yeah, yeah, yeah, in your case totally.
And we've had a lot of entries in at Hodaki
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how you going this afternoon?
Speaker 8 (40:31):
You get our fella's doing good?
Speaker 7 (40:33):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
What a back man, I can tell that already. Tell
me Anonymous, your situation and what you want to do
about it?
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Well, I mean, Paul partnerly. She's been hanging on for
about seven years now and still no roue.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
So I thought, you know, now the time, jezus romantic.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
He's a romantic.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Bas I do what I can.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, right, so tell us about tell us about your
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Speaker 8 (41:00):
I love it chance the engagement, but we're actually often
it's for Christmas news, and I thought that'd be perfect, a.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Very nice, very nice just on that, Anonymous. If this
was my partner, she would probably be thinking, oh, I
wonder if he's going to propose to me? And do
you think your partner will be thinking that same thing?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (41:24):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
She might have.
Speaker 8 (41:28):
She might be dropping off by now.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Yeah, that's the thing, man. They get to a certain
point and you'll know this, Jase, where they don't expect
to be proposed to because they've brought up so much
and you've ignored her so much that you know, they
just sort of lose or hope you can tell does
that look in their eye?
Speaker 8 (41:42):
Yeah, she's still good. But I just saw doing it
in front of a two million random people, and.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, that'll be great. That'll be great, Anonymous. I'll tell
you what, mate. Good luck you are, of course in
the drawer for this thing. Man, We've got to have
fingers crossed for you.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
I've also got another idea, man. I mean, Time Square
on New York is bloody beautiful. But what say, men,
you're on your jet Star flight heading over there, and
they bring down the little tray of lollies and in
the trail of lollies you've got an eight thousand dollar
engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yeah, while ah, there you go, boy, or the tea
or the coffee even.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Have you guys ever heard such a romantic bastard?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Nah?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Man, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
This guy gets it.
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He gets it big times. She's a lucky, lucky lady.
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Speaker 7 (42:46):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Talking heads.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. That's Wednesday evening shutters.
I suspect I'm losing my mind right now. I mentioned
this a little while back because I saw it and
it sort of took me aback a little, and I
was like, what the hell's going on there? And what
I'm referring to is I was going for a walk
and I saw someone taking their cat for a walk.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
No ah, so and did that bug you?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Sorry to hear that, man.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Okay, Now today my wife and I were going for
a walk our Wednesday morning outside, so I just realized
that's fine, man um, Actually that bugged me, did it?
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Oh god, I can play it again.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Yes, bugging doing our regular Wednesday morning walk. And I
kid you not three separate people with three separate cats
on leads going for a walk. Now, listen, listen. Is
this a new rage that I've missed out on a
(43:58):
new trend that's going on? Because the other thing I
will the other point that I will make without a
word of a lie, every one of those cats look
completely terrified. One of them was like lying on the ground,
just not moving and they were trying to tug it along.
What the hell is going on? Who walks a cat?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Yeah, it happens. I used to see a little bit
of it Wellington when I was living down there on
Oriental Parade. There's a fair few apartments around.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
There was an old lady there who lived in one
of the apartments and she had a big, white, fluffy
cat and she would take it out on the lead
and the cat loved it because it was it was
housebound all day except for this walk that it would
get about probably about fifteen minutes. Is it's a lot, right,
so be rolling around in the grass like a dog idiot?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
You know?
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Yeah, so I think that's what it is. But that
surprises me because out your way it's not so much
abutment buildings as slums, and then yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Slums and sort of overgrowing lots and stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
I love.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
There's plenty of places for a cat to go. And
you know, my cat Jizz, she upsite, she goes out,
catches fifty skinks.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
A day, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
And so I just can't get my head around it,
because you know, cats are flighty nasty little bastards and
the idea of putting them on a lead and taking
them for a walk is just wrong to me.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Can I ask you about the owners?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (45:18):
What sort of age breaker are we looking at here?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
For the owners?
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Older?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Older?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
That would have been my guest.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Predominantly, because this is my philosophy on cats. You feed them,
then they're on their own, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
I'll feed them, and that's their philosophy too, and you can.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Go and do whatever the hell you want, just don't
bother me.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
And they don't want anything to do with you.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Well generally cats don't. So this is why it's doing
my head in And I just genuinely wondered this is
a thing going around now that cats.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Walking as a thing. There are also people out there
that keep their cats inside. My cousin for example, she's
on wa Yes, she keeps her cat indoors it all
time because they don't want the cats to catch But
that's they're there for.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
They love a native bird mate.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Is there anything more beautiful than seeing a book?
Speaker 3 (46:06):
You know?
Speaker 5 (46:06):
I kid up in a tree to he you know,
with that native call, that distinctive native call, and then
all of a sudden the cat comes flying out of
nowhere and bang, claws run into the throat.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
And the great thing about cats is they bring them back.
I've got a whole type of cloth of native bird
feathers and it's just all from the carcasses that Jesus.
Speaker 7 (46:27):
Caught the Hilarchy. Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in four on Radio ho Lucky.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
Well, there you go your mandvass. That's a big show
down and dusted for your Wednesday night and the podcast
out tro today. What's the clip there, Keezy? Ah?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
The day Ahead is the name of the clip. Was
obviously us chatting about the day ahead.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
That's when wakes up in the morning.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Ah yeah, here's a clip comes out at seventh thirty two.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
I don't know if you guys do this, but I
but usually when I wake up in the morning, the
first thing I did was process my day head.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I'll do you say, process your food from.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
The day before, and I go, well, what's coming up today?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Nothing? Very good process, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Ja.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
It's a very quick process going to get that podcast
with very funny today. Yeah, hat on some funny stuff
going on there. Maybe you watch the plane tonight, maybe
go home watch a bit of cricket, go home, do.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
A bit of work.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
Oh yeah, I watch some cricket. Actually, that's a lovely idea. Yes,
of course the A c C will be commentating this,
so I have to hang out at the back of it.
I understand this evening. It's it's Mike Lane or grop
Lane as they call him, because he's a filthy animal
Big Sandys. Yes, and Mesh well, I saw man. I
wasn't there and I was in there as well. But
he's just watching, is he. Yes, he's Measure's apprentice.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Oh wow, he could learn a lot a couple of traps.
That's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
What are you doing tonight, Keezy?
Speaker 1 (48:02):
I'm just trying to figure out with my wife what
we do for dinner. So she's definitely going to have
the leftover noodle late I know. And I'm either going
to have leftover curry from two nights ago with no
bad no, or make an omelet and as you know,
my wife's little omelet king, so maybe I do that. Yeah,
there's lots of mushrooms at home.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
I want to use them. Weird having having eggs for dinner?
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Do you I do?
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Okay, I do, But it's fine for you.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Occasionally I'll have a couple of poachees for dinner to
appoached e.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh. Sometimes we'll have scrambies.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
Sometimes I'll have boilings, Oh yeah, guys.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Sometimes I'll have fryes. Yeah yeah, good stuff. Hey now listen.
Make sure you check out the Instagram, and make sure
you check out the podcast all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
See later.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
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Speaker 4 (01:01):
Good Amgi Stallion house.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Life going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son
of a b Jeez, the weird is cleared up.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Just when you think it's terrible, it's great again. It's madness,
it's great, it's great, it's good time to be a lion.
On the beautiful side of this, of course, Jason, as
there's only two months with the spring left. Yes, two
months ago. So by the end of the next eight weeks, mate,
you'll be pretty, you'll be loving. I know this is
a very disruptive, windy, rainy, terrible season, but just two
(01:28):
months ago.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, man, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Isn't there just one month to go?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
No, it's ends December twenty first, Oh, like actual spring,
actual springs.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Okay, how you going, Kezy? Yeah, I'm all right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I had a couple of weird sleeps in Aro, a
whole lot of big weekends, and I think it's starting
to catch up with me. Yes, I think old Keesy
needs a quiet weekend at home. Yeah, which I'll be
doing this weekend, feelers. But tell you what, it's good
to be here with you guys.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Avocado oil, a bit of massage, but I love making,
watching some sort of art co tectual program maybe that
sort of thing. Just chilling out, eating some me you know,
burgers and maybe a ham and pineapple pizza sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Why isn't always avocado oil specifically, Well.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
It's just a very dense and rich oil for love making.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, right, because we use oil and love making. How
you going though, Jason?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Good? Thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I can't complain as Mogi said, the sun is out,
you know, I mean it'll be gone in two minutes.
But hey, hey, Mogi, what's on the show today?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Mate?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What's happening on the big show with old Mogi.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Well, of course there's another opportunity to get in the
drawer for our diamonds on Richmond Engagement Ring giveaway.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
How good.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
The whole world's going crazy for this, Keysy. It's a
shame you can't get involved as well, mate, But those
are the rules, okay, married man. Also, we've got you
would have heard it on Breakfast Ready this morning. The
boys Mania and Jerry were talking about it. There's this
toy that they've found. It lives in New Zealand. Of
course native to New Zealand. It speaks English.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Now it doesn't just say English words, which we something else.
The headline said, this bird speaks English. So we'll be
hogging into a bit of that. Listen to that, Mad
Barstard say a few things. And next up Old Kesey
over here, he's got to yearn about his missus. He
wants to compare how awesome his missus is to the
rest of New Zealand's missusses.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Is that about it man, I guess kind of like that.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Yeah, here's Green Day the whole Key Big Show weekdays
from four on radio.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Hold Ike radio Head. There on the radio, hold Arky
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. But we have breaking news.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I was going to deal with yet about my wife,
but some breaking news has just come across my desk.
Fell As, if you don't mind, Yeah, you've got to
go to the breaking news. Geezy, that's the thing that
is important stuff. Yes, So over in the States, the
mississipp region, to be specific, I pp I if you
ariberg avoucher just like that beautiful in the Mississippi region.
(04:10):
Over in the States, there a truck carrying research monkeys
from a science lab crashed and all the monkeys escaped,
and they are considered highly aggressive and must be handled
with PPE, which is that protective equipment.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Now, apparently they don't have any sort of infectious pathogens
or anything like that, but they are forty pounds approximately
each in size, and they also all have COVID herpies
and hepsey right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You and you add to that they can rip your
face off given the opportunity.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I've been more worried about the herpes. Yeah, oh look,
I've already got that. I mean, what's it going to do?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, that's the thing, Jesse, I was thinking we could
almost send you over there, because you've got those three
right now again, herpes, COVID and hipsy.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
No, no, hipsy that's gone.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, damn it.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But apparently they've they've managed to round up all the
straight monkeys.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yes, okay monkeys.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Why are some of them gay?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
How many of them are?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Doesn't say here how many? But they managed to round
every single monkey up and unfortunately euthanize them except for
one monkey has escaped, the one driving. He's currently on
the loose. I think he was the one that was
did the breakout, cause the crash and swerved his car
into the back of the truck. All the other monkeys
(05:33):
then escaped, and then that one bloody high tailed it
out of their bad apple.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, you've got to get the ring leader.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yes, well, they got to get you've got to get
the chief monkey.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
They got all of them except for one, though, Can
I just clarify he's probably going to happen, Jason, You'll
know this. He's probably going to try and disguise himself
and sort of just get get into civilian life and
lay low for a while. Oh yeah, he's probably going
to get a job. Where was this Mississimssissippi. He's going
to get on the Mississippi River there and the head elsewhere,
(06:05):
and then you might find he's got a job on
the railroad something like that, rolling on the river.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I could be rolling on the river.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
But yeah, the masters have disguised the monkeys.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Can I ask in terms of because you said they've
been euthanized the ones that they've caught, Yeah, were they
in the truck to take them to be euthanized? Why
couldn't they just euthanize them where they were already.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, they weren't taking them to some sort of monkey
euthanasia plant. They were just transporting the monkeys, obviously from
one science lab to another. And then the truck crashed
because one monkey was driving a car and tun it
in orchestrala like this heist monkey heist. Yes, And then
as a result, they were all on the loose, so
they had no option but to euthanize them, because that's
so aggressive towards humans.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
What's the car that crashed into the truck. Yeah, driven
by a monkey.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It was driven by two monkeys. And this is a thing.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
There's a distraction technique because a lot of you might
not know this. Monkeys are bloody good horse riders. I'm
seeing a monkey once that was riding bareback on a
horse and had a machine gun in either arms and
jumped through a wall of flames while gag.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah yeah, well yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It was real.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
It wasn't ai.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh no, it was real.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh wow, think about a monkey in the trees. They're
pretty coordinated basards, so it doesn't surprise me. They can
go bare back, you know, no worries at all. Bob's
your uncle.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, that's how they got the herpes. Oh really going.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
There's Nevada.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Hold a Queen There on the radio Hold Donkey Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. A few people asking for a
score up that in the cricket England currently won sixty
one for seven.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Whatever is that?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Magi the thirtieth thirty first so New Zealand on top of.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
The moment bloody stuff. Jason also an update on the
monkey still at large, so if you do see it
three four eight three, give us a text. Fellows over
the weekend on the Saturday night had the winning on
Friday down in christ Church. That was a reasonable one,
but things wrapped up at about one am, and then
on the following day, the day after was an all
day affair at the pub, followed by going back to
someone's house the fellers from the Winning Grove of about
(08:21):
fifteen of us, same fellows that were on the Staggy
and then having quite a large one. And at one
thirty am I opened my phone and checked to see
where my wife was online and the old messenger at
oh yeah, since she was active, so I just sent
a thumbs up emoji and then she said what you doing?
(08:42):
And then I said was just thinking of leaving? Why
what are you doing? And she's like, oh, I'm in bed.
I was like, oh yeah, yeah, And I was like, well,
you don't want to come pick me up? Do you?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And now she was They lived way out in the
wap so it was a half an hour drive at
around two am to come and pick me up. Unbelievably,
she said yes, and when I I'm outside, when I
came out, I had two wasted dudes with me, and
I was like, do you draw all these fellows off
on the way back? So it was a shambles R.
(09:15):
I was taking the purse and she was too credit
not super pissed off. She was just a bit like, men,
you are annoying. I was just like that, that's not normal,
is it. No, there's something wrong with her. Yeah, there is. Cool.
Here's the chilies, like. You wouldn't do that for your partner, Jason,
I would.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
But in terms of who doing it for me, I
wouldn't even bother asking.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, it's not that I wouldn't bother asking, because I
bet if I did, then she probably would. But I
would I would never even consider, yeah, exactly, dragging my
wife out of bed for such a You know you
got to look at you. A man should standing on
his own two feet. That's what you always told me, Jase. Yes,
And you know, I just think that's shocking example.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I mean to be fear full cudos to your wife,
and my wife actually would do the same.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
She'd put me up.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
No, she certainly wouldn't pick you up, right, Okay, she
knows all about the midnight steamers. She'd be worried about
an accident in the car. But anyway, that's why I
say I wouldn't dare even.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Ask no, aw right, I mean, can you scared of
your wife?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Can you imagine being you know, fast to sleep in
your cocoon of the bed there and your painful husband going.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
A bitter busy day.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's not how I did. I messaged it, and she,
to her credit, said yes, I just I guess I'm
not scared of my wife. You know, I'll float it
with it.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's not for me. It's no better of being scared
of the response. It's my thing is I'm out here
drinking booze, you know, acting like an absolute animal. My
wife shouldn't be punished for my bed behavior. She can
just sleep. I'll go home, yes, sweet runner.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, cool, cool, cool. Well, I'm interested to know listeners
how they feel about it. If your partner text you
at two am, would you drive half an hour to
pick them up? Good question, that's steamed. Give us text
three four eight three yourself a fifty dollars reburg about
You can also call us on.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Great stuff kezy, because I'm thinking too that you would
have had a snore on too when you got home,
so she probably would have got up at two in
the morning, picked you up, spent an hour getting you
back home again, and the old keasy chainsword and kicked
into place as soon as you hit the sack.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
One hundred percent that's exactly what happened. Pretty sure. I
ripping asks quite a bit as well, was great.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Four on Radio holarcky Oasis there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The score is one hundred
and sixty five for nine, So the black Caps dominating
at the moment and the English looking like they're on
the verge of total collapse. So good after winning the
first match, so that's good stuff, felt hey fellas.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, obviously we went to fee Gee. We are going
to stop banging on about it. I want to promise
you that. But one of the things that I've been
absolutely in a date inundated with on the Instagram is
people asking.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Me did Hoidy j get on the darts?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Now?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
You've been battling the cigarettes chase for ni on, you know,
thirty nine years, completely on and off, on and off.
You've been on the vakee for about the last six months.
I'd say roundabout yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Hanging off the back of it too, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
You're concerned about is going away on a boys trip
and me being over there smoking darts, and that therefore
being you risking going back onto the cigarettes. Now to
paint a little bit of a picture, I got into
Judy three there and I quickly found out that you
can take a carton in. You can take a carton
into Fiji, and like New Zealand, it's one packet of
Ciggi's that's you a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Now, I was over there for ten days, I think
nine or ten days. I went a bit overboard. I
ended up buying six packs, which is one hundred and
twenty darts. It seems like I started walking out there's
too many. But then I thought, it's all good, Jose,
you'll get through, get through most of these. You get
half these parsons and have no doubt. And I guess, yeah,
(13:09):
we'll let's hear it from the man himself. How'd you go?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
How's the wheelpairer on Old hodges Bot?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Well, you know, Fellow's first and foremost. I didn't even
look at you d free because there was a temption,
temptation there, you know, to get the cheap darries. Because
I don't know if you guys know this, but I
went to Vietnam this year and speaking of darries, they
are cheapest chaps over there. It's like two bucks a pack.
(13:38):
And I certainly take your point Mogi that you know,
when they're really cheap, it's very easy to get through there,
you know. And I noticed too that that old pugsn there,
he he was hammering the bastards, wasn't he was? He
did six in a row. I think I an old
kezy even Oh Keysy was there and he was.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And I think it boy, I look this put it
this way, Fellers, I may as well have smoked the
amount you fellers were smoking and all the smoking around.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Can I just say too, Because there was one night
in particular where Mogi started doing the Kramer trying to
drink a cocktail whilst having a dart at your mouth,
And then I wanted to have a go at there,
and then Pugs wanted to have a go to it
as well, and that sort of started, and it was
all happening all around you wasn't it. Yes? And to
be honest, Jace, when I came and visit you the
(14:33):
next morning, I thought I smelt cigarette on you.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, did you?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I'm not even lying. I thought I smelt cigarette on you.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
That that actually doesn't surprise me the amount that you
Fellers were punking. I mean, the thing about cigarette smoke
is that really permeates the clothes, does it?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
So you could be hanging out with a group of
smokers as I was, and it just soaks into the
those those linens and pants and things like that.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
So yeah, I'm not surprised you felt that way. Easy,
So let's just starts the question. Then, did you smoke
cigarettes while you're in Fiji?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Or even one cigarette?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Well, let's look fellers. Fellers, Oh my god, very clear here.
I may as well have.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
But did you?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I may as well? You?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
You're a shocking.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Was it in the morning?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
In the morning there you stolen off of Moyi there
and you have them with a coffee, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yes, You're a shocking.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Guns Roses There on the Radio Hanarchy Big Show This
Wednesday afternoon England all out for one seventy five fels
so pretty straightforward chase. It would think I would think, yea, was.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That on the TV?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
It was on the TV? Yeah, yeah, what's on the
Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yes, I watched for a show a movie on Netflix
called House of Dynamite House House of Dynamite and directed
by Catherine Bigelow who won the Academy Award.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
For hurt Locker. Oh European Gigglow. And it's about a warhead.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
A nuclear war head has launched from the Pacific and
the US government has to go into action to try
and take this missile down. It's been it's aimed at Chicago. Wow,
can they take it down?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Or can't be? Is it because is it Chicago? Because
it's got the biggest airport in America?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
That I'll be honest, it never came up around Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Ok.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
And it's it's referred to as a pressure cooker. It's
got a good cast and none of whom I can
remember at present, and obviously a very very good director.
I'll be honest with you. I went to sleep maybe
an hour and a half or so into it. It's
one of those ones where It tells the story from
one person's point of view for about twenty minutes or
(17:25):
twenty five minutes, and then it switches to somebody else's
point of view of the same events. Something I hate,
really and you know, it was moldly interesting. But my
understanding is when the next day I asked my wife
what happened at the end, and she said, nothing, nothing spoilery.
So it's one of those things where you excited, like
(17:46):
as a pressure cocker, you need some kind of a resolution,
and the internet is alive with the conversation about what
the if was that.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
You're right, okay, so you open the pressure cocker and
there's no food on nothing.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
So on that note, you know, watch it well made,
et cetera, et cetera. But if you, if you have
somebody gets disappointed by endings, that suck being probably not
the film for you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
How many buzzies out of five what I saw of it,
I'd give it three three busies out of five, and
that's on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Watch that two nights ago. Stopped halfway through good on you,
I just went, I'm not doing this, yeah, and like you,
I was like, okay. Another perspective of another perspective Okay,
can I have something, give me something, give me something here,
and my wife and I were unanimous and saying no,
I'm done with Thank you two busies.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But I watch.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
So Jason was just on the TV behind you there,
mic Oh, yes, Cricket pedal.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah, right, that's funny in that I watched The Salt
Path with Jillian Anderson.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh, Jillian and.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Some of the guy I'll get his name. In a
sick A couple lose their home and it's basically on
a true story. A couple lose their home and later
discovered that the husband has been diagnosed with a terminal
illness as they and back on a year long coastal track.
Who's her husband, I'll tell you right now, Mogi, Jason Isaac.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
He's pretty good. Now if you like those kind of
movies where you know, adversity, they've lost everything, it's based
on a true story and they go, I'll tell you
what we'll do. Let's just walk. Let's just walk the
coastal route there in England. And they do that and
they have all sorts of dramas.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
They have no money, he's got cancer.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
But at the end of it, at the end of it,
some things your resolve.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I was gonna say, we're just spoiling endings of everything
we watch now And I.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Think, and I was watching this thinking, Keasey's wife would
love this movie.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Is it a heartwarmer?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
It is at warmer?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
She probably would, she loves that stuff. How many buzzies
had a five?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Look keep it, I'll be honest, maybe two point nine?
Just fringing on three busy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
He's not quite a recommendation, not quite. And there was
on Netflix, Prime Prime and it was called The Salt Path.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, that's right, Jason Isaacs. Of course he's the father
in the latest season of White Lotus.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Oh yes, yes, I actually thought he was Timothy Dalton initially. Yeah,
they look quite similar. But carry on, Kezy, well, not.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Really run out of time. It's all right. I had
some good stuff to say, though, far damn it. You
have to wait till tomorrow. Man, it's like a pressure
cooker in here.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Here's the clash.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days a four on radio.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
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through your Wednesday tickety boo, You're listening to the Big
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Speaker 2 (20:52):
Read hardly. Noah, you know, I know, so.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Great stuff, Fellas.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I feel like, whenever there's just sort of nothing to say,
you always say great stuff, Fellas.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, pretty much. Well, I mean there is nothing to
say those advertisements, I guess would you call that an
advertisement for Reburger. They speak for themselves and they are
actual voxpops of actual people whose voices have been disguised
because they were taken without their knowledge.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That's right, Pugs. When it recorded someone at a stand
up gig bombing, I thought it was a joke about Reburger.
He was like, oh yeah, yeah, great stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Hey, now coming up, Fellas, I've got a question that
I need. That's something that happened to me today and
I need to figure out the protocol for it behind it.
You know what I'm saying. I want your advice, what
your thoughts are. In the meantime, God, let's get a
bit of rage in us.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
The Rolling Stones there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
This Wednesday, afternoon. The time is sixteen minutes past five o'clock.
The team's coming back out onto the field for the
second innings of the second one day. If you haven't
heard England all out for one seventy fellas.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
This morning, I was listening to Hediki Breakfast Jerry Wells
and the nice Stewart shit is good. Those guys get it. Yeah,
those guys get it. However, they did a segment about
this this talking well, it's this towey that can speak English. Bird. Yeah,
the bird, right, we can speak English. It hangs out
(22:43):
at Pukah National Wildlife Center and its name is Prince
tooy Teker. I can see what they got into that.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
That's pretty good. That's funny.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
And there's this video on TikTok that is absolutely going
off apparently, and it's this mad bastard that this this
toy Techa. He's up there and he's he can speak English.
So like Cheese, I'm going to stick around because I
teasing it and I was quite busy at home. I
had to get some things done. But sheese, I don't
want to miss it, so I've got to stick around
and listen. Anyway, I stuck around. They finally played the
(23:21):
audio of this thing, and you can't understand the goddamn
thing that too, He was.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Saying, Oh, really, so what are we doing? What a
lead down?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
It's it's a bird that you can hear it chirping away. There,
I understand that, but that's chirping. And then there's a
bit where it sort of gargles, but it says that
you can't you can't discern a single syllable of what's
going on. Right, So I don't know why Jerry, Jerry
brought this piece of content to the table. I don't
know why you bother terrible radio shocking burs so you
(23:51):
hung around, you.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Got hooked with them. Was massively disappointed, exactly, and my.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I guess my concern is that I'm going mad, because
I already know I'm going blind. Maybe I'm going dear.
So I wanted to play the audio for you guys.
You tell me if you can hear anything in it?
There we go, yeah, dang.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Easy, h.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Good jeez, babe, Reid. There pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
God, I see what you mean totally.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I couldn't make It's like a.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Bird and then like just weird little so it's not
speaking English?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
What it was like I was taking a crab, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, there was a god.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Just when he gets deep inside my goat there, because
that's just a bird tweeting and grunting.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
That's right, exactly.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
They're making a a mountain out of them. Ohile, Now
apparently what it's saying is who said that? Who sayings saying?
Who said that?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I couldn't hear that?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
If I didn't hear it, play the game, then it's
said because I listened out for it.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Who said that?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Who did that?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Okay, I'm listening.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, dang.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Easy, m jee be.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Read there.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I don't I didn't hear it say that once?
Speaker 4 (25:43):
No back, if I heard that, that is a terrible Well,
that's good.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I'm not going mad. Then that's important.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Now you're certainly not going mad. And I'm disgusted at
the Breakfast Show for just jumping on such a cheap
load of crap.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Yeah, that's you know what I'm saying, shocking math.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Well, maybe the the listeners could hear something. Let us
know on three four a three. In the meantime, he's
good shit.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Archy is indeed Kings of Leon There on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday Afternoon of the Times five
twenty seven New Zealand. One down with nothing on the
board at the moment in the second over now feel us.
I wanted to get your view on something that happened
to me today. Just your thoughts. Really, My daughter's boyfriend
(26:31):
came over last night, stayed the night.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
No? Right, you're going to get with the program here, magies.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Sounds like you're getting dominated. But all good, This isn't
the thing we're discussing, right, No, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
And anyway, so we woke up this morning and my
wife made me a coffee, even though it wasn't her turn, right,
And so then I had to go and do a
read through. My wife had to go to work, and
then my daughter also was working this morning, right, and
so off we all trotted, and then I got home
(27:07):
at about midday, sort of one o'clock, and I heard
some noise in my daughter's room, and I thought, oh,
my daughter's home from work because she worked at a
dog rescue place. So I knocked on her door and
walked down lo and behold, the boyfriend was there, but
no one else right, And I went, how do I
feel about that?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Hang about?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
What's the protocol? Like we've all gone, yeah, but the
boyfriend has stayed behind?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Yeah, so you feel like he should have got up,
you know, and was a leisure You got up, there's
nobody home, take yourself back to your own house, or just.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, basically get out.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
How long have they been together?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Quite a long time, right, yeah, quite a long time.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Rights part of the family.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
But you don't like, well that's but hang on, he's
an okay kid, Oh you.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
And Timson that age group there, they're not He's.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Not a chat.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I mean he is a chat, just not with us,
because you're saying off here, Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
He's a shocking mask. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
But then I was thinking to myself, you know, what
is the kind of protocol there? I mean, my instinct is,
this is my instinct, this is what I would do
in that situation, as I'd go, I'm gonna get my
ass out of here. Why, yes, well, just because you
know everyone's gone, it's not my house. You know, I
wasn't offended by it or what set by it? But
(28:35):
I went on, it's just really interesting that you chose
to stay.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Rubbed you up the wrong way. Yeah, because he said
you're not offended by it, but you just go on
the radio and call him a shocking.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Mast Well, I mean yeah I did, but I was
a little taken a beat. Well, I mean, what would
you do in that situation?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
For example, my in laws.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
I've been with my wife a long, long long time, yeah,
and they still don't.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Like they love me, And so for example, I would
have no problem at all just being at their house, yeah,
because I know that they don't mind me being there. Y. Yeah,
as you personally obviously don't trust him, don't like him,
I don't want anything to do with him. That's like
that feels, which is totally fine, Jase.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
I just I was just saying, look, he's a nice kid.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
See that sounds like he's a shocking mathtard and I
do trust him.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I just I just went, is that is that all g?
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Is that all G?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
That's the thing.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
If he was a lovely kid and all that, you
wouldn't even think about it?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Would you blame me?
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Old mate?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You be in the high five of them.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
And you know, I don't think we're ever high fu
see what I'm saying. And that's the thing. I don't
like the vibe. I don't like the vibe this relationship
is given off to be honest. I put it to
you this way, Jase, I wouldn't use my toothbrush tonight.
All right, he's been in that house all day long.
God knows what he's been up to. Because if you're
right and he is a shocking birth good you can
(30:04):
have some problems.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, did we help Jason?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Thanks goodness.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Radio Hoky Pearl.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is five thirty nine New Zealand seven for one.
She looks tough going out there.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Certainly they're playing at Hamilton right.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Yeah, had the tron?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yeah it's a dicey wicket.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Feilers the Big Show have decided to well to be honest.
Following a Matt and Jerry's footsteps, yes, which was I
believe they were the first show ever last year of
the year before to record a podcast and put a
podcast on vinyl was a good few years ago.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah, it was a few years Yeah, it was quite
a while ago.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
And obviously a podcast is designed to be available whenever
you want it a vinyl, very old media. Putting the
two together, it's madness. It's madness, Mogi, that is madness. However,
we've done it. We've teamed up with our mates at
Holiday Records and they've pressed a limited run of The
Big Show's origin story available on a podcast. So it
(31:09):
is the story, a deep dive into the history of
Hoidy j and MOGGI, how they met, how Old Kezy
came into the frame and then old Pugsun came along
as well, and how the Big Show came to be. Now,
if you're a fan of the show or you know
someone that is, these vinyls will be available to purchase
this Friday. You just have to text the word vii
(31:30):
n y L. That's vinyl. Do you spell it? It's
one of those words that people spell wrong all the time. Yes,
vi in y L to three four eight three and
we'll hit you with a link if you're interested. It's
a limited run yep. So you know, a collectors edition
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
I reckon in like five years time, it'll sell for
ten times what you bought it.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
For lease at least.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, because people will still be like, wow, the big show.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
So even if you're not into the big show, it's
a massive investment opportunity.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
It is fighting the urge at the moment to get
into the whole vinyl scene the edge, because it's just
exactly something that I would be interested in, because I like,
I've got my old trucks and I've got my old
motorbike and suck. I love old technology, old clothes and
old yarns.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
There is because I've just recently become a convert, purely
because my daughter's gone overseas and left a record playing mind.
There was a bit of a pilava setting her up.
I've got to be honest, getting a new needle and
all that sort of carry on.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
So sorry, okay, so you don't have to get speakers.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yeah, and you know, hooking at it all up.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
It'll amaze you guys to know.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I'm not great with technology, heaven, technology from the fifties.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Even technology for these but she is a rich sound.
I quite enjoyed tapping away on my typewriter, put a
little record on there in the sun room, and good
times had by all.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Far out your type on that typewriter.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Red rum, red rum, red rum.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Because didn't you You had a record player though, right,
wasn't it one of those ones that had the big
bronze horn on top of it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I did.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Used to crack the handle, cranking you crank away.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, what do you call it?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
The hog?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
And I actually really missed that bastard, just to have
it there in the flat you're miss.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Cranking the hog and the flat texts ticks vital to
three F three to get the look sound guarded.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
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Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yeah, I bet you won't get any of that tofin
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Speaker 1 (33:59):
They don't do topin burgers, no Reburger my.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Backbone vegetarian options, yeah, there are, of course.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, tasty ones. So it's just tofu that you hate.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Well, just I don't hate tofu. It's just cooked in
certain ways. Yeah right, okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
So like tofou on the barbecue.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
If it's marinated and something nice, maybe a toasted sandwich
with oh yeahm tofu soup. Oh look, I don't mind
a bit of floaty tofu in a in a suit
of broth, particularly if it's a spicy soup.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
You's got to sit overnight to get the juice out.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Because you could like boil a tofu carcass overnight and
make a tofu broth and then make like a ramen.
You know that sounds young.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Incidentally, by the way, he's what are you having for
dinner tonight after your disgraceful curry last night?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
That was two nights ago. Oh yeah, did you eat
the left Though I did not, It's still in my
fridge and I have tixed the wife and said, if
you want, I will eat the boring, horrific leftover curry tonight.
Put a little extra curry paste in and make it yum. Sure,
And she did that the other day. Apparently it helped
fix it. And you can have the leftover noodles which
(35:12):
I made last night, which were delicious. Right, Okay, so yeah,
it sounds like I'm having curry. Yeah, yeah, what do
you what are you having? I'm not sure you've had
about four meals.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah, he's already had four meals, so he's well taken care.
Can I just say about fifty chocolates, not chocolates, but
certainly fifty dollies.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Man, Jason's eating seven fruit there.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
I know he's been piling them down in his gull.
It's been an absolute disgrace from you today.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Well, just on that front. Actually, I've been concerned about
your kidney stones. We'll be getting into that next we will.
And I don't think eating lollies is going to help
the situation, all right, just quietly, Yeah, certainly bloody won't.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, Bogie, you're in trouble.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
The whole Key Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
In on radio smashing Pumpkins here on the Radio Hodankee
Big Show this Wednesday evening. Now, before we left for Fiji,
there was a bit of a medical situation, a medical
drama with old Nogi and that was but he had
been suffering from a bit of kidney pain for quite
some time, so he decided to go and get it
checked out. And they said, you've got kidney stones.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
You're full.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That's right, That is right, Jason. All of this happened.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
And I've had kidney stones before on one occasion about
six years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Painful, bastard.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
It was yes, shocks, yeah, And I wasn't enjoying the
prospect of being over in Fiji and suffering from such
a medical episode again if I could avoid it. The
problem that I had was, by the time I had
a suspicion of what it was. It was the Thursday
afternoon before we flew on the Friday over to Fiji.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Debarclere, Jace. I swear to God, man, I've just unplugged
the racism of alarm.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
So I went into the doctor there and they said,
we'll get you in for a scam and then we'll
see if we can see it in there, et cetera,
all these things. Anyway, the long and the short of
it was I couldn't get in. It was too late
to notice. And he said the only thing he could
do for me, really was wish me all the best
first and foremost, and secondly, give me some suppository painkillers.
(37:19):
And now suppository, of course is a pill that you
need to poke up the rectum there. Oh yeah, big pills,
big pills, big baths. And so I was at a
little bit anxious. Anxious is certainly one of the things
I was feeling there, Jace, thank you. And so on
(37:41):
the plane we got and headle over there and we
sort of had a few beers pretty quick responsibly, of course, yes.
And then it wasn't until a day or so later
I thought to myself, bloody hell, I'm feeling great guns here,
and I think what had happened was I weed it out.
So that's what happens. Is the pain that you feel
when you've got kidney stones is it's when they're transiting
(38:03):
between the kidney and the bladder, yes, down through what's
known as the eureta. Now, then there's a tube that
takes the urine from the kidney the bladder out of
the PENI there, right, and that's the urethra. So they
were later but not the same, right, So.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's the pain of the eureta, yes, not the urethra,
because I thought it was the opposite. No, that's right.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
So more often than not, once it makes its way
into the bladder, it'll flow directly out of you know,
whatever you've got operating there. But very occasionally you'll have
a massive stone that gets caught and you're urethra and
then you're in all sorts of trouble there. Now, of course,
I managed to make my way all the way through
the suppositories there. We had a few drinks on the
(38:50):
satellite night and the boys were absolutely hamry mug you
get out of the suppository, so everybody got a couple
in them, yeah, and feeling pretty good.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah there, it was great.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I remember when I had a kidney stewe back in
the day, and you know when it went, it went
from the kidney to the what was the uretar down
the ureta, Yeah, and then it went out there you rethrave. Yeah,
and that took like a week. Yeah, such a long
way to travel.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Because jays, come on, man, we're having a serious medical
chat about Moggi's downstairs here and you've made it about
you not having a big penis.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I'm just telling you what happened for you.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
It's a long story short. You don't have kidney stones anymore, Moggi.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
Yeah, the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Hdarchy Stereophonics there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. Now, our good mates of Diamonds on Richmond
have given us an eight thousand dollars diamond engagement ring
which we want to give to some lucky bar set
out there to propose to that special person in their life. Fels.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
That's right. A lot of the entries coming through are
both from the person that wants to propose and the
person who wants to be proposed to. So it's an
interesting competition, it is.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
And look, it's a special occasion. You only get to
propose or be proposed to a couple of times in
your life.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, well some people I've heard even just once or
five or six. Yeah, yeah, yeah, in your case totally.
And we've had a lot of entries in at Hodaki
dot co, dot z one Dent Anonymous of course, we've
got Anonymous on the line with us right now. Anonymous,
how you going this afternoon?
Speaker 8 (40:31):
You get our fella's doing good?
Speaker 7 (40:33):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
What a back man, I can tell that already. Tell
me Anonymous, your situation and what you want to do
about it?
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Well, I mean, Paul partnerly. She's been hanging on for
about seven years now and still no roue.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
So I thought, you know, now the time, jezus romantic.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
He's a romantic.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Bas I do what I can.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, right, so tell us about tell us about your
lovely partner, man ground.
Speaker 8 (41:00):
I love it chance the engagement, but we're actually often
it's for Christmas news, and I thought that'd be perfect, a.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Very nice, very nice just on that, Anonymous. If this
was my partner, she would probably be thinking, oh, I
wonder if he's going to propose to me? And do
you think your partner will be thinking that same thing?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (41:24):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
She might have.
Speaker 8 (41:28):
She might be dropping off by now.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Yeah, that's the thing, man. They get to a certain
point and you'll know this, Jase, where they don't expect
to be proposed to because they've brought up so much
and you've ignored her so much that you know, they
just sort of lose or hope you can tell does
that look in their eye?
Speaker 8 (41:42):
Yeah, she's still good. But I just saw doing it
in front of a two million random people, and.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, that'll be great. That'll be great, Anonymous. I'll tell
you what, mate. Good luck you are, of course in
the drawer for this thing. Man, We've got to have
fingers crossed for you.
Speaker 8 (41:57):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
I've also got another idea, man. I mean, Time Square
on New York is bloody beautiful. But what say, men,
you're on your jet Star flight heading over there, and
they bring down the little tray of lollies and in
the trail of lollies you've got an eight thousand dollar
engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yeah, while ah, there you go, boy, or the tea
or the coffee even.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Have you guys ever heard such a romantic bastard?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Nah?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Man, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
This guy gets it.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
He gets it big times. She's a lucky, lucky lady.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
She certainly is. All right, good luck, anonymous mate. We'll
chuck you over to pugs are still in the drawer,
and for anyone else listening that once to get themselves
in the draw Hdarchy dot co dot m Z, tell
us about your relationship and you can win that eight
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Speaker 7 (42:46):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Talking heads.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. That's Wednesday evening shutters.
I suspect I'm losing my mind right now. I mentioned
this a little while back because I saw it and
it sort of took me aback a little, and I
was like, what the hell's going on there? And what
I'm referring to is I was going for a walk
and I saw someone taking their cat for a walk.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
No ah, so and did that bug you?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Sorry to hear that, man.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Okay, Now today my wife and I were going for
a walk our Wednesday morning outside, so I just realized
that's fine, man um, Actually that bugged me, did it?
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Oh god, I can play it again.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Yes, bugging doing our regular Wednesday morning walk. And I
kid you not three separate people with three separate cats
on leads going for a walk. Now, listen, listen. Is
this a new rage that I've missed out on a
(43:58):
new trend that's going on? Because the other thing I
will the other point that I will make without a
word of a lie, every one of those cats look
completely terrified. One of them was like lying on the ground,
just not moving and they were trying to tug it along.
What the hell is going on? Who walks a cat?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Yeah, it happens. I used to see a little bit
of it Wellington when I was living down there on
Oriental Parade. There's a fair few apartments around.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
There was an old lady there who lived in one
of the apartments and she had a big, white, fluffy
cat and she would take it out on the lead
and the cat loved it because it was it was
housebound all day except for this walk that it would
get about probably about fifteen minutes. Is it's a lot, right,
so be rolling around in the grass like a dog idiot?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
You know?
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Yeah, so I think that's what it is. But that
surprises me because out your way it's not so much
abutment buildings as slums, and then yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Slums and sort of overgrowing lots and stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
I love.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
There's plenty of places for a cat to go. And
you know, my cat Jizz, she upsite, she goes out,
catches fifty skinks.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
A day, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
And so I just can't get my head around it,
because you know, cats are flighty nasty little bastards and
the idea of putting them on a lead and taking
them for a walk is just wrong to me.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Can I ask you about the owners?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (45:18):
What sort of age breaker are we looking at here?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
For the owners?
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Older?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Older?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
That would have been my guest.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Predominantly, because this is my philosophy on cats. You feed them,
then they're on their own, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
I'll feed them, and that's their philosophy too, and you can.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Go and do whatever the hell you want, just don't
bother me.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
And they don't want anything to do with you.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Well generally cats don't. So this is why it's doing
my head in And I just genuinely wondered this is
a thing going around now that cats.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Walking as a thing. There are also people out there
that keep their cats inside. My cousin for example, she's
on wa Yes, she keeps her cat indoors it all
time because they don't want the cats to catch But
that's they're there for.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
They love a native bird mate.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Is there anything more beautiful than seeing a book?
Speaker 3 (46:06):
You know?
Speaker 5 (46:06):
I kid up in a tree to he you know,
with that native call, that distinctive native call, and then
all of a sudden the cat comes flying out of
nowhere and bang, claws run into the throat.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
And the great thing about cats is they bring them back.
I've got a whole type of cloth of native bird
feathers and it's just all from the carcasses that Jesus.
Speaker 7 (46:27):
Caught the Hilarchy. Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in four on Radio ho Lucky.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
Well, there you go your mandvass. That's a big show
down and dusted for your Wednesday night and the podcast
out tro today. What's the clip there, Keezy? Ah?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
The day Ahead is the name of the clip. Was
obviously us chatting about the day ahead.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
That's when wakes up in the morning.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Ah yeah, here's a clip comes out at seventh thirty two.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
I don't know if you guys do this, but I
but usually when I wake up in the morning, the
first thing I did was process my day head.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I'll do you say, process your food from.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
The day before, and I go, well, what's coming up today?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Nothing? Very good process, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Ja.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
It's a very quick process going to get that podcast
with very funny today. Yeah, hat on some funny stuff
going on there. Maybe you watch the plane tonight, maybe
go home watch a bit of cricket, go home, do.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
A bit of work.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
Oh yeah, I watch some cricket. Actually, that's a lovely idea. Yes,
of course the A c C will be commentating this,
so I have to hang out at the back of it.
I understand this evening. It's it's Mike Lane or grop
Lane as they call him, because he's a filthy animal
Big Sandys. Yes, and Mesh well, I saw man. I
wasn't there and I was in there as well. But
he's just watching, is he. Yes, he's Measure's apprentice.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Oh wow, he could learn a lot a couple of traps.
That's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
What are you doing tonight, Keezy?
Speaker 1 (48:02):
I'm just trying to figure out with my wife what
we do for dinner. So she's definitely going to have
the leftover noodle late I know. And I'm either going
to have leftover curry from two nights ago with no
bad no, or make an omelet and as you know,
my wife's little omelet king, so maybe I do that. Yeah,
there's lots of mushrooms at home.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
I want to use them. Weird having having eggs for dinner?
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Do you I do?
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Okay, I do, But it's fine for you.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Occasionally I'll have a couple of poachees for dinner to
appoached e.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh. Sometimes we'll have scrambies.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
Sometimes I'll have boilings, Oh yeah, guys.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Sometimes I'll have fryes. Yeah yeah, good stuff. Hey now listen.
Make sure you check out the Instagram, and make sure
you check out the podcast all tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
See later.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
A ropin is the NAC
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