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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day by five. Barista
made coffees and give the sixth free. No catch, just
use their coffee card.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the Biggest Show.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Is our biggest shot, biggest, biggest speak show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's just nice and.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
I'm good a your mad Barstard's great to have your
company this Tuesday afternoon, the thirteenth of August twenty twenty four.
And you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night. You're a bit off the
easy I was voice was breaking. You came in too high.

(00:40):
I'm not criticizing you, but it was too.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
What do you mean you're not criticizing It's exactly what
you're doing.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
I was just I don't know if it's critical.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I was just making an observation.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's all your voice broke.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
It was like, ah, well, we'll go back to the
audio later on. We'll find out exactly what went wrong there.
But I'll tell you what didn't go wrong is how
bloody Mogi dressed himself today. Talk about hot. That is
a really smart looking shirt you're wearing there and a
beautiful tidy whitey underneath her. How are you going estallion?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
You're getting pretty grossy, your mad dog, your six son
of a bee. I've just found a I've found a
shop where I can find clothes for men of a
certain age.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
What did you cool? Cool?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Warn Ox? Do you remember Warnock? Yes, you brought it back.
Warnocks was back? Baby?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
How good?

Speaker 5 (01:25):
You won't remember that, Keysy, So warners for men's and boys.
As a men's and boys we store. Only men's and
boys allowed in there, right, okay, no ladies. And as
it was your mum, she could go in, but only
if she was pain she couldn't wear the clothes. Right.
And on the window they had they had a picture
of an owl, didn't they, Jase remember that?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yes they do.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, So anyway, warn Ox, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's such a cool fact to start the show with fellas.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
And I tell you, man, you look fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Thanks out here if you remember wornucks three for eight
three and just with us know.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Your mad bastard. God, you're looking good today, mate, You're
looking really sharp. You've shaved you does sort of under control.
You wereing a nice white shirt there, beautiful crease marks
down it. You are looking fantastic, Keezy. It's late. You
got up today and went I'm owning this day today,
I'm owning it.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Good on you man, Thanks fellas. I feel good. It's
a Tuesday, after all, I'm on the Big Show, my
favorite place in the world. Yeah, of course, my favorite
team in the world.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Oh yeah, yeah with pos keezydy j and yeah. But
what are you up to you?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Three four eight three?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Ask me how I was going?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
You usually throw to me there, Jess.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
You're looking great man with your faded old chicken shirt.
And that is that a gray T shirt underneath?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Or black? But really old? It's blue? It's blue? Yeah,
it's blue? Is it? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, you looking good, fella.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Thanks mate. You what I've been filming today? I'll be
honest with you. I've been in aho of a mood,
but I managed to control up most of the days.
That's good. Had a really weird dream last night which
I want to talking. We'll talk to you fellas about
a little bit later on. There's lots going on in
the show, and let's get into the tune show. We
even have read hot chili peppers. That's right.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
And don't forget to listen out. If you hear a
fiddler a fiddle mixed into any of the tunes call
straight Away and I eight hundred Hoduck you could want
a thousand bucks with a twenty five k fiddler.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
The Hoodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Oh Indeed the Killers there on the radio hoed Archy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four o'clock. Now,
you'll have to forgive me feels. I'm feeling a bit
discombobulated today. I've just been a little bit out of sorts,
and I had a dream last night that really threw me.
And you know when you have a dream and you

(03:50):
wake up in the morning and you just can't shake
it off, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I know exactly what you mean. Jason, um and tell
us what the dream was about. Was it scary?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, there was a lot of sort of danger signs
and I'm convinced, actually I'm going to die.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Was it bugging you?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, I guess it was bugging.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Was okay because I just started the sp.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
It's been bugging me all day. But that's not really
the vibe I was looking for. But yeah, no, it
was just one of those massively intense dreams. If you're
wack them and go.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Actually, what you should do is you should tell us
what happened in it.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Okay, Like I was at the shot right before before
the dream. No, no, ok this is the dream. Yeah,
this is in the dream. At the shot, I was
at a shot. It might have been a night and day.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Even sounds like it. What time of day was it?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
It was nighttime, It could have been day.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
That could have been night and day as well. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Anyway, so I I was and I think it's because
I was getting a bit of acid bird in my
chest for real, and I ordered a little lemonade popsicle
what And anyway, the next thing I know, I'm walking
down the street right and it's fiercely hot, and I'm
holding an ice cream that's just dripping my hand. Yeah,

(05:22):
just a slow dripping ice cream.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
And I was like, and it was definitely an ice cream.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
It's definitely an ice cream that.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
You'd already in an ice block at this point.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
No, but this is the thing I went hanging about.
This is not what I ordered.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Ah. That's what freaked me out that that doesn't sound
like a day, because that would be bad service.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
But it was just dripping slowly down my hand. It
reminded me of something. But you know in your dream
when you're you're just reaching for things, and I was like,
and so I kept walking all of a sudden, Then
all of a sudden, I was down by at the
batch keysy, you know, the little patch of grass at
the front of the beach, and I was fishing and
I caught you know, there's a massive thing on the line.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
So that would have been a dream, right.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah, I was in the dream. Yeah, yeah, I was
definitely dreaming it, pulling it in, pulling it in, pulling
it in, pulling it in. Then DI do my line
snacks and it was just this sort of line flapping
in the air, and then I woke up.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah right, See I don't want to alarm you, but
the melting ice cream symbolizes no, it's symbolized. So the
ice cream melting and slowly.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Dripping down my hand and on my pants.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
And all it was on your pants as well, yeah down,
some of it got on my chest. You know what
that signifies? Symbolizes what's that man, basically a rapid loss
of life. So the ice cream melts away, and that's
your life. You melt your life for.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
There is although to be fear keasy. There is an
alternative interpretation of what the melting idea of the melting
ice cream, That is, it represents your downstairs, that as
a melter, and that that reflects your mortality. You're coming
to the end of the line because you're not as
very as you once were, and that is a fear
of reflection, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Oh my god? Because I just realized, you know, I
said in the dream, I was like, this reminds me
of something, isn't it. Yeah, I've just had a she
melted ice cream, my mount, my own melted ice cream,
my downstairs.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
And then when you go fishing there, Yes, and you're
on your old little petro grass outside your batch there
and you you cast off and you're pulling it and
you're pulling it and you pulling and you're pulling it
in and then you snap it. Yes, and there's just
a line hanging there that represents the end of the line.
It's the end of the line. The fishing nine is
the end of the line.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
So you're going to die. I don't know if it's
going to be today, No, but I get my fears
in order.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, because you or having several affairs at the moment
to get those in order. And also the rod, the
ineffective rod. Yeah, that represents your downstairs as well.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, so basically my downstairs has poked and about to die.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, weirdly, I feel better now.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on radio.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Indeed, Tom Pitty there on the radio Hodaki Big Show
Tuesday afternoon. The time is four twenty two and all
as well.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Totally is Jayce's good point. Listen to the doctor today. Sorry,
I was sent to the doctor today.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
My wife actually yesterday she booked an appointment on my
behalf and I was able to get on the next day.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Actually, I was going to say, that's quite genuinely, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, And so she was like, I've booked you and
it's at ten to eleven you're going to the doctor,
blah blah blah blah. And it was because I had
had a shower and I was getting changed and she
walked into the bedroom there and she noticed a mole
on me. Yeah, and she was like, that mole looks weird,
you know, it's kind of a bit off, and I
think you should go to the doctor.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Oh I think, okay, I think all moles, if you
look at them long enough, pretty good look suspect.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Absolutely, But she was like, it's discolored. It's two different colors,
you know. She's like, and apparently that's one of the
signs if it's like light brown and dark. But I
could be wrong on this one. Three four eight three
feel free changing? Yeah, yeah, and so but then the
interesting point was that married men or men in long
term relationships actually have longer lives because their wives always

(09:10):
do stuff like this and force them to go to
the doctor.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yes, yeah, yes, she noticed that instead of your meat,
your meat patties.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
But well that fun because I've been like that since
I met her.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah yeah, so I suppose he's your meat patties.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
And this mole was sort of in between them. But
when I got checked out by the doc and he
was like, that's fine. What it is is it's almost
the meat patties are encroaching, and then that little mole
in between is like joining them together.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Like I hear a sunglasses, So it's like a meat
patty mono brow.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, it's like a monobrow, but for nips is what
the doctor.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Look. I'll be honest with you. My wife used to
be like that, keezy she used she used to be
like that, but now she just doesn't. She just gives
up on me. Not in a bad way. She's totally
justified in doing so. Yes, because she just got She
says it to me, and I just ignore her.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Why why won't you go to the doctor. Do you
want her to be alone?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
I've got I've got a syndrome called white coat syndrome
where I freak out when I go to doctor's true story.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
That so because my wife misses me when I was away.
When I was on the way, she misses me. Was like, hey,
good luck, and don't freak out if it's anything any
bad news. I'm like, I'm not going to if it's
bad news. We've called it early sweet as well. Yeah,
apparently it was sweet as we say. It was just
mono nip. When they start encroaching on one another and
joining together, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, So you'd freak out of that, would you.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah? And and the and the terrible thing about that
too is you're fine with your house with in your
relationship if I bang on about something which I don't
do to be fair, Like, if I've got some sort
of ailment going on and I bang on about it,
she's she just won't have a bar of it, right,
she says, to me, go to the doctor or shut it.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
And I don't even bother talking about the immense amount
of pain that I'm in most of the time, save
that when you're in here out because you found us
a more receptor.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, totally, we love it. Yeah, yeah, I don't have
that issue. If I've got anything going on, I just
I just go to the doctor myself, because I'm a
mature adult, right, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:09):
And in fact, i'd probably be more prone to just
go along to the doctor just in case, because I
think I'm not ready to die just yet. And I'd
feel like an idiot if it turned out to be Oh,
I wonder what that is. That it's all good, and
then it turned out that it is something. But I
could have saved it if I did something about it
weeks before or months before.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And also the other thing about that is you don't
want your partner to be alone raising your child. So
it's a very like you.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Want to be more selfish than that. It's more about
me being alive.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Right, whereas Jason you're not interested in that.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
And weirdly and that never crossed my mind, keysy, but
there's a good point as well, right.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, I mean all bam, my youngest have flown the
coop kesy, right, you know I've set them free onto
the world and stuff. You know, I'm tired now, yeah,
and you know what I mean, It's like she's all
good right, Okay, I'm like an old line, like an
old ram car.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Not a ram, like an old hyena, like an old
chi wah wah, like.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
A really tired slug.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodikeys.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
The Queen there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show, Tuesday afternoon.
I hope you're getting through your afternoon. Okay, the time
is caught it a five neck man, have you?

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
What a bugger?

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Not happy about it? Yeah, I think I've got Shagger's neck.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yeah, you know when your head sort of your going
up and down like that real hard out.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
No, my my head's very still when I'm making love
generally speak.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Really yeah, yeah, ah maybe it's an age thing. You're
fine when you get to my age man sort.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Of starting when I'm making out, or it might.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Have been from the gym, because I'm back at the gym.
I told you so. I'm on one of my health
kicks again. It happens every now and again, doesn't it.
So I'm trying to do one hundred days. No drinking, Chase, yes,
no smoking, Jimmy, and eating yummy food that Kiezi wants
to gobble up every time I bring it into the studio.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
So like tofu desiccated chicken, rice and a little pottle
of nuts.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
I'm off the tofa at the moment. I'm missing it.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Is that too bad for you?

Speaker 5 (13:13):
It's too bad for me? Chicken and horny chucky bars?
Oh yeah, I got a bar of that game there.
But what I was doing is I'm going to the gym.
I'm getting up at five o'clock in the morning and
I'm going to the gym then. And there's different people
down at the at the gym at that time of day,
and there's less of them, which I'm quite enjoying too. Yes,
I know that, Jace. You're very big on getting to

(13:33):
the gym as early as possible, not can go two
or three in the morning.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Often, Yes, well I like to go two or three
times a day sometimes when I'm in the moods. So yeah,
you got to space it out through the day.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Yeah. And what I find is when you leave the gym,
So I leave there at about I guess I get
there are about ten past five, so I leave probably
about seven, eight or nine or something like that.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
And then so you've got those sort of people that
are coming and that time of the day, you know,
and you've got a real feeling of superiority because you
have you've done, and you've done and dusted while they're
still arriving, do you know what I mean? Yes, you
feel like you're a better person if I could, if
I could go that far. And I'm not sure if

(14:18):
I'm going to keep on rubbing it in tune up
because what I'm finding is they won't even look you
in the iks right, and you're trying to like eyebroil. Yeah,
that's right, that's what's up. That's what's up. But also
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to
continue going at five am, because five am is really
early sure, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, have you what time do you usually get up? Like,
are you on a good night's sleep?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Thirty?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Sex sex thirty? Yeah, right, so you're getting up especially early,
just especially early to get alarm.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, but this morning I also woke up at two thirty,
right in the morning because I was so excited about
going to the gym five at five, and so I
was just awake the whole way through. Yeah, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
It's really interesting because, and this is true, Well, when
I'm going to the gym and someone's coming out of
the gym and like you son of a bitch. Yes,
you know what I mean, I hate them. I hate
them at that moment. And then when I'm leaving the
gym and people are going into the gym, I'm like.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
Loser, lose, Like you're already done earlier, loser because you've
even bother You've been in the plane, the guitar and stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yes, yeah, you're like I've already perved and everyone that
you're about to go and perv on.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
What's the point?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
I respect men and women and the gem, and I
would never perve.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Well, you'd never get you've you've sworn up and down
to me that you would never ever get caught perving.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
And I feel like this, I don't even need to
make that statement on radio because it goes without saying yeah,
Whereas I feel like you're forcing yourself to make it
just to clear up some issues from the past, but
you're perving.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
The theme tune is the song like this is like
it's your eyes that are singing this song.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
And I see you two lose a spearing outside the studio.
He don't even get me started.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Here's Mattella the Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Tune in four.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
On Radio Hodaky. Mattella, you're there on the Radio Hodarky
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. Now heap's going on after
five o'clock and you'll be very excited about this. Keyzy, Oh,
I've got you an amazing role, genuinely this time genuinely men,
and I think you're going to love it. And I
think it could be a real breakthrough role for you.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
The kind of role that I could stop doing the
Big Show and just go full blown.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Not quite that much, certainly not but certainly launched quite
a significant career for you, right way very keen. Excuse me,
just choking on a bit of chicken there. What else
have we got after five dollars?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Well, of course for the entire month you got to
keep an ear up for the twenty five k fiddler
that could play at any moment if you hear some
fiddle mixed in with one of your favorite songs called
straight away oh Hoduki to win some cash cash cash plus.
We never touched on the All Blacks game.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
God, yeah, we been a morning, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Well, that's the thing, is Hoidy j especially he's got
his own Rugby union segment. We didn't even get to it.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well, we hit so much going on on the show.
You said, I didn't feel like it was the right
time because I want to give up the due sort
of attention that it should have.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Do you think you'd be able to digest it now.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Now I've gone through the tapes, Yeah, I've analyzed it. Certainly.
There were some things that went badly wrong.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
I mean the chicken that you're eating.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh yes, stuck it with trope. But you know, I'm
a backbone. I'll just carry on with it. Man. So good,
all that after five.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hod Ike.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Welcome back to your massive backbones. I hope you're getting through
your Tuesday tickety boo. The time is five oh three
and you, my friends are listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, guys. I know we've got normal stuff
that we talk about in the segment. I just had
a dash back and he didn't know. I was just
went to the toilet and between you, me and the
gate post there, I was doing poos. I knew I
was running out of time and the toilet paper got stuck.

(18:17):
I couldn't get the toilet paper out, So then I
was in panic mode in the air, and so I
dashed back in here just in time. And I'm still
not done. I'm not done. So as soon as this
breaks down, I've got to go back in there.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Okay, may It's been my experience. It probably feels like
you're not done.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Right.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Just go with it, man, right because eventually it just
all grubs off in your andies evens out?

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah? Was it?

Speaker 7 (18:46):
It?

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Just? It just can I evens out?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Just a question Mogi, did it bug anything?

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Did it bug you? When you hit to interrupt it
and come back.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
I can tell you something. It continues to bug me.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yes, I'm bugging.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
But you're right. It's feeling good now, Jason.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, That's what I mean is sort of you know,
you get used to it. I mean, I'm getting to
the point now I don't even think I need to
bother with toilet paper. You know what I mean? That clean?

Speaker 5 (19:12):
You're just going your diapers, don't you.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Wow, I'm going to eventually get to that level. Sure,
I'm not quite the yet.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, can you guys please sort out your hygiene because
I have to sit in the studio with you for
three hours a day.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
What I'm more concerned about is the amount of steamers
you're doing. You are doing a lot of steamers.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Well, I'm not counting them.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
We are.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
You need an advocates to count them, you know what
I'm saying?

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Keysyah?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Well, just and I love doing poose chat just after five,
but when we're a Nelson, I think I.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Counted like six yes Nelson Separate. On Friday, three days ago.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
We were doing the brewery stuff. Six poos, Yeah, it
would have been six poos.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
It was a.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Sex everywhere we went.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
You're like, sorry, fellas, I need to go and you
into the toilet.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Well I don't remember that, but that doesn't mean it
didn't happen anyway. Let's make a number seven. Can I go?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
All right? I'll play a song? Fine bit of foods?
Oh god, what bit of foods?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yea foods fighters totally The Wary Big Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yes, indeed, radio Head there on the Radio Honarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time it's fourteen minutes past
five o'clock. Now, we covered off a lot of sport
yesterday and what we didn't cover off was the rugby
over the weekend. So let's have a bit of rugby chat.
Crouch touch, puse engage rugby union chat with wy J. Yes. Indeed,

(20:50):
the All Blacks obviously facing off against the Argentinians, and
I think the expectations, fellers were that we were that
Argentina would put up a good fight, but that we
were eventually prefil One thing I was actually quite genuinely
shocked about before the match. The statistics at the Cake
Tin are terrible for the All Blacks, one like one
out of their last six test matches there, which maybe

(21:13):
should have been a bit of an omen for us.
What were your thoughts on the match there, Mogi.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Well, I watched it, I can put it to you
that way, and I think to me it looked like
the Argentinians wanted it more. Yes, it looked like they
were sure of themselves, they were sure of their game plan,
they had confidence in each other. They attacked the ball,
they were ferocious defensively, and it felt like the All
Blacks are still finding their way a little bit under

(21:40):
the new coaches. I don't know, it's a little bit timid,
you know what I mean. Like, yes, it felt like
Argentina were playing as a team. This is what we're doing.
We're off, we're giving it a hundi and the only
way you're going to want to test match is if
everybody on the field is given it a houndis yes,
and every single thing that they do And it didn't
really feel like it was clicking for the Abs.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
No.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Well, you know, there was some signific things for the
All Blacks as well, injury wise, you know, in the
locking department there a couple of youngsters.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Went very well. Though they went very well on the
line out.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
They did pretty pretty good at Lands. But yeah, I
just think the Argentinians had more intensity. They they hit
the line with the ball with pace.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Looked very good, ran with real intense that.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
They did, and the Argentina's always got up for Argentina's
are really good. I I what was really interesting too
was seeing Old Razor and the coaches box after the match.
He was filthy. He doesn't like losing at all. And
then in the pros after the match, the interview that
he had you could tell he was seething with rage.
So it'll be interesting to see how the All Blacks

(22:43):
bounce back from that. I suggest they'll be better on
the next match.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
It is interesting, isn't it, Because you'd have to say
they've got the cattle. Like I look at the team
and I think good cattle. God, that's good eating. Yes,
all of that's good eating that cattle. The players, yeah,
the players that good cattle. Good eating. So yeah, I
don't know. You've so you've got to find a way.
But Raizer, he knows how to inspire. He can come
up with a game plan. I wonder if there is
a massive leap between your super and then your internationals.

(23:10):
I'm sure it's going to be tickty boo. But I
tell you what I do like. I like close rugby, yes,
and I like not expecting the All Blacks to win
every single game because that takes all the joy out
of sport as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
And it's because you're a Warriors fan. You want to
go into any game thinking, ship we could lose this,
expect to lose.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
And the good thing about it, sorry, the good thing
about it. The good thing about it too is there's
no complaints from the All Blacks. We were fair and
feared in income beaten by them. They were the better
side on the day. We have to cop it and
get better. Just incidentally, I watched South Africa Australia as well.
South Africa are looking like absolute beasts machines. They slaughtered

(23:49):
Australia who have actually been looking pretty good under Smith
or Schmit or whatever his name is, Jochi. They are
going to be a formidable so I to beat. They're
definitely the favorites with the championship.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Do you think Fozzy Ian Foster watched that game and
then went not so easy after all?

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Razor? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I was wondering, maybe, yeah, maybe a little bit just
because totally Razers obviously had so much success for such
a long time.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
It's been the first time in ages that you know,
things haven't gone his way? So can he light can
he light a fire under them? Fellers?

Speaker 5 (24:23):
What do you reckon totally differently this week?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Where I can kick it more?

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, true and passed the ball back at our end
zone a few more times.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
There's Tool the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Tune in and four on radio guns Roses there on
the radio, hold Aki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The
time is twenty six minutes past five o'clock. Now, great
opportunity for you, Keezy. I've managed to get you an
audition for a part on what has been one of
the most successful successful V franchises ever. Feels you're joking

(25:04):
joking for eels.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
What's what's the what is it like a new version
of it or something?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
It's yeah, the latest in sortment of Toy Story. Toy Story.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
They just announced that it Disney they did Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
So number five I believe it is. So they're casting
around for new voices. Obviously going to have your standy
characters there core castes care cast, your woodies, your buzzes.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh man, that's so cool.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Ye Barbie Ken remember remember Barbie and Ken? Yeah as well?

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah cool? Right?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
So what am I playing?

Speaker 5 (25:38):
A toy?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
I'm assuming Well, obviously it's toy story. So what we're
going to do is sort of get an idea of
what voice you're going to use, because I think that's
obviously well, it's got to be a he's kind of
a goofy.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
What's the toys name?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Buddy, Buddy?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yeah, buddy boy guys.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, buddy kind of like that's not bad. Yeah,
that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Extra Nasally quite daisily, Extra Daily doesn't want to I'm
a toy toy story fights and you think that's what
they want.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Well that's good. They want people to be innovative and
and just bring what they do.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
You don't want a normal voice, so that's great to me.
But that to me it sounds like a character, right,
yes it does. Yeah, true, it's a toy after.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
All, and you know, obviously it's an animation. So I'll
show you some pics later on that they've sent me through.
But did you get that scryptos?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, I've got it here.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Great?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh wow, it's with Woody and buzz.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah. Yeah, do you want to be buzz buzz? Like
maybe I'll be Woody and beyond. So cool, man, I
love this friend. Yeah, all right, hang on.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
What I'll do is I'll get the toy story.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Put you in the mood, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Interior and appearance house day. The toys have found their
new friend Buddy and are trying to pull them out
of a sticky situation. Come on, buddy, you can do this.
I'm trying, but I just can't get out.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Just relax, buddy, jeez, you're just making this harder. I
can't relax.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
It's so dark in here. How on earth am I
supposed to relax?

Speaker 5 (27:22):
All right?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Everyone, grab a hole on my count one two? Ah,
thanks guys. It's so great having friends like you.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
No worries, buddy, We're all toys at the end of
the day.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Right, insane that I liked that. It was fun, That
was pretty what you did A good job there, actually, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, okay, you had.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
A bit of oomph in your character as well. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Yeah, it's good. That was good. Yeah. So that might
be the thing, man, It might be a character directing
things more up your alley.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Right, as opposed to just real I'd like to have
a crack at both and.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Have another the Sure, if you want to have another
go to.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah, I think I can, and we'll just want to
clipping along a bit bit more energy, clip along through it,
I do the big print off. That's right with you, Jase? Sure, Okay,
here we go. You ready, yeah? Man? Here we go?
All right? Interior Andy his parents' bedroom day. The toys
have found their new friend Putty, and is trying to
pull him out of a sticky situation. Come on, buddy,

(28:31):
you can do this.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
I'm trying, but I can't get out. That's right, buddy, geez,
you're just making this hard. Relax.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
It's so dark and here here on earth?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Am I supposed to relax? All right? Everyone, grab a
hold on my count one two day.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Ah ah, thanks guys.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
It's so great having friends like you.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
No worries, buddy, boy, We're all toys at the end
of the.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Day, right, I feel like I am actually buddy?

Speaker 4 (29:01):
You know, Butty butty, Buddy, butty Buttty.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
What kind of a toy is buddy?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Season the script here he lives in Andy's mum's bottom drawer.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
The Holarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodk Udio.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Slave There on the Radio Holarkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. Now, Fellas,
I was humiliated today again. Yeah, I mean, it's not
something that's unusual for me. Ma, you need be to
be fair. But I was filming this morning and I
was going to you filming late night Big Breakfast. Oh wow,

(29:39):
it's back. Everyone's so stoked.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
And I was in the makeup chair now, for people
are unfamiliar with makeup chairs. You know, when you're getting
ready and they put all your makeup on the light
that they have in a makeup sort of caravan is
the most horrendously offensive light you could imagine. And you
look in the mirror and you literally look like one
hundred and eighty years old. You see every line and wrinkle,

(30:06):
all the dark rings under your eyes. It's it's horrendous.
But today, as I was sitting in the makeup chair,
something happened to me which has never happened to me before.
And the makeup lady was sort of tuttling with my
hair and she went, oh oh, and I was like,
what's wrong? And she said, oh, we may have to
shave your ears, my ears, and I was like, excuse me,

(30:28):
and she said, wow, you just got a few hair
a straight here sort of not poking out, but actually
on the outer rim of my ears.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
I've never shaved my ears in my life. And she's
spent a good five minutes literally defluffing my ears. Do
you shave your ears?

Speaker 7 (30:44):
What?

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Do you?

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Seriously? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I do.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
I've got a little a little machine there, a little
hair tremor. It does inside my mess of honker anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone?

Speaker 7 (30:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
And why you can really get it in there for sure,
weed Wacker. Thanks.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
And then also over not as often, but on occasion,
over the top of the year, on the outside of
the on the edge of the year, like you say,
because it gets a bit of fluff on there.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, well this is more sort of around unfluff my
lowb area. Yeah, I had it all apparently straight straight.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
You get his in your ears, Keezy, I don't think
I'm there yet. You Also, I did notice you have
like and Mike, I haven't noticed yours yet, but you
do have hears coming out from your actual ear holes.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
I shaved those off. Yeah, don't like people don't like
looking at that? No, I hate it.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Serious?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
You have not have hair coming out of my ear?

Speaker 5 (31:45):
If you have never cut the heir out of your ear,
then it is there.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
In fact, I got Pugs to mock up a little
sort of just for us.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
That's what you were doing.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Like this is actually what it sounds like for Jas
when he's doing the big show or just to day
one in the morning and after the show. So that's
all you, that's all Jas can hear. Yeah, every time
because of the sheer amount of I can't even hear
what you're playing well because it's now doubled for you.
Ah right, okay, yeah, yeah, but they've trimmed it clearly

(32:19):
because then I was going to go.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
In my ears. I didn't realize I had stuff coming
out of my ears.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Go home tonight. Yes, so you make a note of
this punk's animal, follow it up tomorrow. Go home tonight
and ask your wife to check your ears for here.
Ask if there's any straight here coming out of there? Okay,
so do I have here? He is? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Because I remember your atrocious here.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Is keezys oh without full of wax? They have like
really waxy filthy years is real cool, but here he is. Oh,
it's super embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
On Radio bon Jovi there on the radio hole Narkey
Big Show this Tuesday evening. I reckon, yeahmen one in
the harm movies.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
I don't mean to get bogged down and Edmund here,
but with that sting, it doesn't really feel fear that
it's one and a half Meggis and yet Jays, you're
the star of that singing performance.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Totally, I am to be fair. It was like that
with the choir as well, right, I always stood out.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, was it because you sang it incorrectly like you
do with that sting?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, it's because I sung with the voice of an angel?

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Oh really?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
And it used to make people cry. Yeah, people would
literally cry, literally cry, Yeah, when they heard me sing.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
A voice of an angel that smoked forty a day.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Totally, but still had a troubled voice at that point.
But even that was quite patchy beautiful.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Hey, fellas, I just want to talk about what's been
happening with my daughter there. She started at school now
she's a big kid. Yes, you know what I mean.
She'd been there for about two days, and all of
a sudden, I started getting inundated with email requests from
the principal. They're asking me to do things yes for them,

(34:17):
so I've got to One of the things he asked
me to do was MC the speech competition really for
the year one and two's now, I don't know if
that's a lot of responsibility. If he's trying to start
me out on the you know, the stuff on sort

(34:37):
of the bottom rung.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
It sounds like a big.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Jase would get for me without a word of a lie.
I've done two of them.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Have you, Yes, Yeah, I'm Mark Mitchison of all people. Really, yes, Now,
what kind of content do you do? Because I'm quite blue.
I just I like getting everyone going with a few
jokes about downstairs backdoor activity and all that sort of stuff.
But I'm not sure if this is the right kind
of a well year one and two five six years old.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I just wrapped into them, you know, I did, you know, Yeah,
just a kind of riscue opening. And then after the speeches,
I just just I didn't spare the horses. I laid
into them in terms of their performances and speeches. Yea,
I was a judge as well as the MC.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
If that was me, I would have been like, ah,
you know, tailor the content to the EMMOGI. Yeah, school lunches,
what's that about.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Yeah, I think what I'll be doing is I'll line
them all up on the stage. They've got a big,
bloody stage. Man, they do big shows that I've got
a big show coming up towards the end of the
year there and I think it was about thirty kids,
and I just line them all up on the edge
of the stage with their toes hanging off the edge. Right.
Everybody does a speech and you know, I've got a

(35:50):
broom and I just sort of in the back push
off the stage. Sure, a tap on the shoulder and
you get to stay on.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
There's like a nice mat underneath it. They land on,
like a fun soft mat thing.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Oh, I hadn't thought about that, but no, because I
probably that would be a fun thing. Yeah, but yeah,
I don't know. I'm just sort of it doesn't feel
like it's a big.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Enough gig from Yeah, what are they paying?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
What's the pay?

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Six K?

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah? No, you you got to gaze K eight or
nine at least that's.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
A yeah, I'll do it. That's what it feels like
to me.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I'll tell them I'll do it. If it's interesting, well
I can do it.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
No, because it's you know, it's sort of in my
you know, my daughter's at the school. I don't want
to disgrace here. Um, you know, I have a think
about it. But I might get you in as well. Joke.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Sure, man, then you're gonna have to bump it up
to fifteen.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night Day.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Really good?

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah? Good? Was it? Hey? Listen to the podcast outro today.
The podcast outro is another another podcast we do that
isn't the highlights package of the show. So it's separate
from the show. But it is the show, but it's
separate from the show.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
That's really confusing. Not really, let's hang on bonus content,
bonus content not bonus content? Bonus is it not bonus content?

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Have you been thinking?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
I've been saying bonus the whole time.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Today Keysy came in in a horror of the mood
and was explaining just exactly why I.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Swear once a week. You throw to this podcast clip
and say that it was me and a horror of
a mood.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Well you were, but to your credit, Kesy, you're pulled out.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Oh I always. I'm not gonna say. Here's a clip
of today's potty, which comes out at seven thirty tonight.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Is he a good bastard? Your one? What would you
as a good bastard? A backbone? Look, it's yes, here
is it goes?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
It's let's just say it's significant. It's not a question.
Is he a good past? How the hell are you?
What are you think?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
I just want to just want to crowber?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
And so that was what were you asking him? You're
asking Jace his downstairs was a good bus?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Yeah? Would you we refer him as having a good
personality your backbone?

Speaker 4 (38:20):
You know?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Would you introduce him to your mates.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Life at the party by one? Really? Yeah? Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Whereas you took that opportunity to just say that it
was massive, well, I mean to reiterate.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
To be fear, as we discussed heater in the show,
my hearing's not great, and I was I thought that
was the question. Am I massive? And now it's obviously yes?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Just at what point? At what point do we refer
to you as banging on about your down stairs? Oh?

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Look, okay, Jase, I'm quite embarrassed about it. I get
quite shy.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Seriously, Jase, right now, seriously, I think you have a
tiny downstairs. That is one hundred percent of my thoughts. Okay,
am I feeling?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Have you ever heard my voice? Kesey? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I think that you use it as a way to
pretend you've got a massive downstairs, but you don't actually.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Okay, do you want to measure my feet? Keysy?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Oh good man, my feet are bigger than yours.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah, but you've got a little button mushrooms?

Speaker 5 (39:20):
What is this for? Coming?

Speaker 4 (39:22):
No, I'm sorry, Casey, more of a saki.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Thanks man. That's what I was upset about.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodak.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Incubus. There on the radio Honanky Big Show this Tuesday evening.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Hey, fellers, have you heard about our our beer we're making?

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yes, oh you have, because we.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Went down a hot federation.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
That's right, the backbone brew, that's right.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Pelson ray round about five percent?

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Yeah, five and half I thing make Oh yes.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
It's crept. That beautiful was down there. Jason was spotless,
wasn't it. They run a tight ship, very clean, Yes,
very nice, it was. They're making about four hundred kegs
and that's it. That's the only one they're doing. I'm
not caring anything as far as I can understand. Only
going to be at Beavana twenty third, twenty fourth of August.
We'll be down there, of course, Jase doing a show
on the Friday afternoon, the twenty third in Wellington. There

(40:24):
it's going to be cold, so you're going to make
sure you're dress warm.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Why do you have a couple of backbone beers? Easy?
Warm up, pretty clear?

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Oh yeah, that's right. And you'll be surrounded by your
breather and your brother, yes, your kinfolks, and that always
warms your heart up as well. A couple of beers,
a bit of a yarn, bloody, beautiful.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Couple of darries.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
It's just that I was going to do the Edmond
on this, but you guys have already done it.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Oh, we're just sort of doing a Iceland front chase.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Good god, Well, it looks like she's wearing pajama.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Peans she does to be fair only because I think
she is.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Did you mention Beavana Dolcado ins end, No, I don't
like to mention that.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Oh really, Oh, it was just sort of like an
organic chat we were having jail, so I would have
want to pollute it with website. It makes it seem
an authentic.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Right, It's just that I have to, so I might
just captain Edmund. You can grab tickets at beer Vanner
dot co dot in z.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Did just say how much the tickets are? Kiezy?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Not on this thing I'm reading right now. Go along
to that website and shined out for themselves.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Because the sessions a sessions.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
So there's a morning session in an afternoon session on
the Friday, and then another on the Saturday. We're in
the afternoon session on the friday. That's a really good question.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Jason good Man, Yeah, thank you, it was good.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Do you remember the kind of hops that they used
for our beer?

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
No, neither. It's Waiti and kohatu.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
What does that mean? Hops? Yeah? But what what?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
So it's going to be delicious beer. Vanna twenty fourth August.
We'll see their fellas. Good work on that by the way,
that's done. That little commercial will read there.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
So that was great. That was really good, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Thanks mate?

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, yeah, the whole Wacky Big Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Oh yeah, Gorilla's there on the radio, hol darky Big Show.
Let's have some TV chat. What's on the Telly with
Mike Minogue?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah, yeah, at its moments?

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Good Fellers there and Time bandits Man on Apple TV.
There's got Ta and Jermaine Clement and the guy that
did the in between us and Phoebe isn't it from Friends?
But she's not Lisa Kudro the actor. She's actually Phoebe

(42:47):
from Friends really, and she's a time traveler, which is
pretty out of it. Old Mogi is in there. Blink
and you'll miss them.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Really, what what is the scale of your role in this?

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Put it this way, kezy on every single episode and
you probably wouldn't know it. I only did substantial amounts
of dialogue. There's a lot of improvisation that went on
on set. None of that has made it into any
of the episodes that I've seen thus far.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
And is that usually a reflection of the quality of
what you said or is it usually a timing thing?

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Is normally. I think the quality was high through the roofs.
When we start improving, yes, and just for the length
of those scenes, just like, look, if we start including that,
we're going to have to add another six minutes because
all of it is gold. So let's just have them
standing there like statues.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Store stoked about the show.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
It's a good show. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
My wife and I did a weird last night because
there was a planet Planet of the Apes on Disney
and I went, did we have we seen that? Oh? Yes,
we saw that in the cinema and then the original
and then I scrolled down below. But here's the thing,
and it had all the Planet of the Ape movies
that have ever been made, and so we watched the

(44:01):
one from nineteen seventy. Was the sort of nineteen seventies?

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Was it the actual original?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yes? I think it was the original. It was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Is that that's the one that famously ends with the
shot of the statue of Liberty?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Everyone's minds. Yes, bad day, so ridiculously bad. But yes,
but you know, and the lovely thing about it too,
there was a suitin There's something very sweet about the storytelling.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
But still you know, massively sexist with one of the
main characters just a woman who never speaks, who's dressed
in like basically nothing, who just rides around looking hard.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
You're saying off here. That was the best thing about
it what I do like, And it was the line
get your hands off me, you damn dirty apes.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Yes, yeah, yeah, one of the great lines. So that
was actually quite entertaining. It's quite nice to go back
sometimes you look at those old movies.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
But I think better than the new one that came
out with Mark Wilburg.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
That was No Boy.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yes, we were talking about this, like remaking stuff and
then just throwing the top of the top Hollywood A
list is into it. I hate it and instantly ruined
stuff for me. I like it back when the day
when Game of Thrones was all these very talented English
and European actors who over here in New Zealand I
had never seen or heard from. And then they you
ruin immersion as soon as I'm like, oh cool, that's
Jack Black or that's the Rock, that's Kevin Hart.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
You know, maybe there's what we should look into, fellas
bringing a show back.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Let's let's about talkback.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Yeah, let's bring talkback.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I think it should be something. It should be something
that had like quite a like a good shelf life
at the time.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
You know what I mean. I don't worry. It's still
on the shelf.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Mate, and let me trust me, in five years time
that show is going to go off. It was just
way ahead of its time off, like reach its expiry
date or no, I mean go off as and be
a huge yet again.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Again again TVNS plus. By the way, talkback watch it please,
just for these.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
You're meant to be watching that with your wife. How's
that game? You know what's actually happening? I suggested every
night and she go, oh no, let's do it tomorrow night.
She wants to want to be fond of her. The
whole nation did that.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Kisy smanishing pumpkins there on the radio Hodakee Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. Now, one of the things I've been
loving that we've been doing on the show is highlighting
a brewery every single day across this great nation of ours.
What are we running with today?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Are you talking about the brewery of the.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Day, Yes, we're up to the brewery of.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Today's beer.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Vann.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
A brewery of the day is double Vision.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Oh I know double Vision? Yeah, yep, yep, good double vision?
Yeah can be Ah, well the brewery you mean double
Vision or the brewery? Sorry, the brewery names double I
don't know about them them.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
I mean because you can have double vision if you
spend too long in a brewery.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
I think that might be what they're getting at.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Clever now you're talking.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
They are a Wellington local brewery who simply aspire to
create the kind of damn fine beer that delivers mouth
parties and a bit of character.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
See what I'm saying, easy man, easy man.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
They enjoy spinning their waking hours, taking a second look
at what defines the traditional style, and then from there
giving the boundaries a bit of a nudge, just like
the Big Show, pushing the boundaries they fellows.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Oh yeah, with double Vision. Yeah totally. That's a really
good point, Jason.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Do they use hops? Ah, Like, I don't hurt it
in front of me. But once again, I don't have
the info in front of me. But I'm going to
say they do make beer, so probably sure to bring
an absolute party for your mouth at Beer Varna this year.
Get on down twenty three, twenty fourth of August, Wellington
sky Stadium, Beervanner dot co dot ms in by yourself

(47:54):
a ticket.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
We're gonna be there Friday afternoon. Do they make a
stout huh? Do they make a stout Double Vision?

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I don't know if they do. Lot of like craft
beers don't often make stouts.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
How do we feel about stout by the way, you
know what? Nah?

Speaker 5 (48:08):
I need them to be sessionable. I don't know the
idea of just heavy for an hour? Guinness?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah St Patty's Day, I'll have a ship little guinnesses.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
I've never had one. Wow.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Yeah. What do they say about the old Ginness? It's
a meal, really, isn't it, do they? And it feels
a meal in the glass because they say that she's
pretty heavy. They do to be sure to be sure.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh god, Well that's racist, is it? And the other
thing too, is this You've not only have you been racist,
you've done it in the middle of like a client thing.
This is for double vision, and you've brought up Guinness
and then you've been racist about it.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Tech.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Now this is going to be on the radio, and
we're going to send it to them and they go, oh,
this isn't what we wanted.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Okay, should I Beervana do co.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
The whole Ichy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hoda Kid, Well.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
There you go, you maybe mad Bartads. There's a bit
Jo Donandussa for your Tuesday night. I believe pug Sound's
going out tonight another date. God, he dates a lot.
Do you find that he's going to another movie with
someone from the from the.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Office, A couple of guys from the office. He's going, yeah, yeah, yeah, good,
stay sure that dates.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
I'm absolutely sure. I've just seen Isaac and Big Dilly
up there getting dressed to the nine, so they're probably
thinking that I'm in here with Pugs with Albert Pugson.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Right, do I see alien Romulus?

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Are you doing tonight, Jason?

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Did you say anus romulus?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Alien?

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Alien romo?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Alien?

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Right?

Speaker 4 (49:52):
What am I up to you to know? I'm going
to go home, have a bit of food, watch a
bit at TV. Go to be a little bit earlier
to know I'm a bit naked.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
A bit of food, a bit of TV. Got a
bit a bit early because you're a bit naked.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Yes, cool man.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Good question man.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I'm going to go home there, watch something with my
Actually I'll try to get it to watch talkback on
T plus. Yeah, she just doesn't want it for some reason.
We'll watch that hopefully, have notes for tomorrow's show, have
dinner together, put a bit early, and then I'll probably
play PlayStation with a small glass of port.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Not with Pug.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
So he's going out to that, yeah, as.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Animal, aighteous animal, and he'll have a review for that scene.
I'm sure. What are you doing tonight, Moggi?

Speaker 5 (50:35):
I'm going to go home. I might have a bath
a little bit sore. You said that last night, did I? Yes,
well it didn't happen a little bit of work a
little bit. I want to watch TV. I want to
watch for Those About to Die. I want to get
season episode two of that, and but bed very early,
got my electric blanket on or have that on nice
and warm and toasty, and then lights out for old Mogi.

(50:56):
So boring life, isn't it? When you think about it?
Don't you think's is hugely? I mean yours does too,
and yours none of us are non Is there any
point what you're gonna watch? TV with your message and
then play udio games and then play video games. See
what I'm saying. It's cool man. Yeah, hey listen.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
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Speaker 5 (51:23):
Thanks till tomorrow.